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I want to live a life of sin. I want to be that gingerbread man. Not a D, not a D. Okay, now that's it. Oh, my God. I want to be that gingerbread man. I want to be that gingerbread man. Not a D, not a D. We can see that on the monitor. Yeah. Oh, look at that. Oh, that's so sexy. Ah, thank you, Mama. Oh, my God. Thank you, ma'am. Can I have another? Oh, my God. Yes, you may. Oh, my God. Let me keep going. That's so sexy. Yay! Who doesn't love titties? Idiots. I can't imagine. Now, here's the person to ask. First of all, welcome to Blame It on Ginger. Woo! Glad to have you here. I'm Ginger Lynn with... Kelly Nichols. And... Who? Stevie, is your mic on? I didn't hear that. Oh. Who? Sorry, he runs around so much that I'm like, whoa. You can't find where the fuck he is. I've been running hot and cold. And you know what? You've kicked ass. Dead cold. Stevie! Yeah, there you go. Stevie, do you or do you not think titties are one of the best things in the entire world? Let me see. Being a man that... You are? You have books on titties. I do? Yeah. Where? Books about adult stars and things with their titties out. But those are about them, not just their titties. Well, they're part and parcel. But, yeah, titties are great. Like, what do I like about them? You look at them and when you see... Being a gay man, most straight men, all straight men that I know, will immediately look at the titty. They'll just go for the titty. For the titty? No. If I look at a girl, first I look at her legs. Because she's got to have good legs. And then... Well, she doesn't have to have good legs. But I, like, look at the legs first. And then I think I look at the eyes. And the boobs are always somewhere in the middle. Legs first? Yeah. It's legs first. Because she's got to have a great set of legs. There's titties. It's the lines, right? The lines? I think so. I always look at the legs. She's a photographer first. Yes. And they would think in terms of lines. Yes. Wow. That's really interesting. So, this morning we shot Delene Harper for... Where there's a butt? There's a butt. There's a butt. Like, when I was at the Dixie Evans Memorial Show. And I know a lot of girls hate these things, but I like them. I love pasties. Especially if they have... They have tassels on them. I love... There's just something about... It's burlesque. ...twirling the pasties and a breast with a pasty on it. A nice sparkly sequined pasty. And I don't know what it is, but they're just... It's a flesh firecracker. It's also a talent. I can't... If I want to make my titties, I have to move my shoulders. I have to move everything. Can you make them like one going one way and one the other? Okay, let me think about my left titty. Hold on. I'm still thinking. And flex. Okay, I'm calling you Christopher Reed because you're paralyzed. Okay. Nothing's working. But I've got the girls out and my beautiful bra. Yes. I want to thank... I was just... This is every year, one of my fans, one of our listeners, Sweet Pea sends me a Victoria's Secret gift card for Christmas or my birthday. Mm-hmm. And... Oh, that's gorgeous. And this was a set that I bought last year with the money that he sent me. I'm wearing a... A bright pink fuchsia... Yeah, dark fuchsia. Dark fuchsia bra that's got all this intricate little detailing and eyelets all over it. And gives you such great cleavage. Amazing cleavage. I mean, that's like, wow. And Kelly Nichols is wearing a very, very itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, little black and pink bikini. But structurally, structurally sound. It lifts and separates and pops my boobies out. Boobies! We have boobies for Stevie. I think we're displaying the boobies now. If you're not watching us live at skidrowstudios.com, you're very silly. But hopefully you're listening to us on iTunes or Skid Row. Yes. What I'd love to ask you to do... I need a favor for all of our listeners. I need all of our listeners, and I'll ask you as well. I don't know if you've done this or not. Is to please go into iTunes. Yes. Go into Blame It On Ginger and give us a rating. Just give us a rating. Just give us a rating. Just give us a rating. Just give us a rating. Just give us a rating. Just give us a rating. Just give us a rating. Just give us a rating of what you think of the show. If it's not a five, don't bother. But... If you like... Be kind. If you like the show, if you're listening to it, it would really mean a lot to me, to us. To us. Very much so. If you would go and give us a rating. And now... Ta-da! Ta-da! All right. Every week we have this wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, one of my favorite segments of all of our shows. It's called Kelly's Corner. And Kelly Nichols writes her very own. It's called Scream Queen Fantasies. Because remember, this is called Whores and Whore-er. So that's the theme of our Thursday night. It is the theme. Yeah. And you keep the theme going. You really do. And tonight, you've written something very special. Very special. Because I wanted participation from my cohorts here. And now I'm all nervous. No, I can't... Oh, no. I just started to beat fast. I'm like, wait a minute. It was fine in the car. I don't know if I can do this. Can I do this? I wrote a script that basically... It's a script. It feels like a script. It feels like a script because I'm having Ginger play the female kind of victim, the Scream Queen. And Stevie plays her boyfriend. And... So you have to... Sorry, I didn't mean to be loud so loud. You have to use a Stevie... You have to kind of... You got to man up, baby. And kind of serious. I don't have one of those voices, though. We might have to bring Andy in to read. Can you lower it a little bit? Can you lower it a little bit and do a little surfer dude? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You sound like some weirdo. That's what we want. Yeah, he's kind of a douche. Okay. I'll try this. Yeah. But I'm a bigger douche because I'm the creep. I'm the... Is that the name of your character? That's the name of... I was trying to figure out, like, you know... Creep? Old man. Yeah, I said creep. I'm a creep. I like it. It's simple. Yeah. To the point. And I totally fucking know who you are. Right. There's no doubt when you say creep, I go, okay, I know who this character is. Right. One word. One word. Simple. I like it. Yes. Thank you. So, again, these are scream queen fantasies. Started because there's a lot of girls out there portraying scream queens and a lot of them get killed or find themselves in dangerous situations. And what must be going through their head as these guys perpetrate horrible acts on their body and are these girls kind of maybe get into it or do they kind of get into it when it looks like it's... Past the point of no return? You know, these are the questions. So that's where this came from. So I'm going to start it out. And then Ginger's going to read her part. And Stevie is going to read his part. And here comes the creep. The backseat was small and cramped. The smell of old cigarettes in the air. Heineken bottles on the floor. The perfect nondescript place to wait. And the perfect place to die. My hands shook as I emptied the can over my head. My old leather jacket. It wouldn't be too long now. And I was prepared. Not like last time. It's so disappointing when they get away. But that won't be the problem this time. Chloroform is my friend. I had a bad feeling as soon as Brent and I left the Rusty Pelican. A warning. The parking lot was dark and deserted. I think we closed out the bar celebrating my RN graduation. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was such an epic moment. The climbing up the stairs to the podium. Receiving my diploma. Getting plastered. After all that worked. Seemed like a good idea. Although Brent was not my first choice as a companion. He liked alcohol. Maybe a little too much. I half walked. Half dragged him over to the passenger side. And maneuvered him into the seat. Strapping a seatbelt across his soaked USC t-shirt, I made my way over to the driver's side. Funny, his car door was open. So was mine. I swear I saw him take, I swear I saw him auto-lock it from his keychain. Speaking of keys, I was glad I insisted on taking his. He smelled strongly of rum and coke and something else. What was that odor? There was something very familiar about it. My sense of danger returned. And I looked up as I buckled up. Nope. Not a soul in the lot except for Rusty's old pickup. He'd be a while cleaning up. Too many frat boys, not enough sense. Boys pissing and missing the urinals. I didn't envy his job. Shaking my head, I reached for the ignition. And never made it. A gloved hand with a damp, smelly cloth reached around from behind and forced the rag under my nose. Chloroform, I thought, before I passed out. Whoa! The room was spinning as I lurched off the bar stool. Where was Carrie? Oh yeah. Jiggling the keys in front of my face and announcing it was time to go. My drink was more ice than alcohol, so I left it and followed her out the door. Man, my head hurt. Hey girl, don't walk so fast. Don't walk so fast. Don't walk so fast. She sighed and grabbed me under the arm. Getting certified to be a nurse didn't include nursing your... Nursing you the last time I checked or something like that. Wow. That was a bit harsh. She was my best friend, but she could also be a primo bitch. When she wanted to be. Apparently, you know, she was... She wanted to... To be born tonight. She bum-rushed me into the front passenger seat. You need a nice long shower, Brent. With lots of soap. Your deodorant's not working. She strapped me in and slammed the door, disgusted. And she went around to the driver's side. And she did that, I noticed a funny smell. I probably left the gas cap off. I was always doing that. I leaned back against my seat, trying to uncross my eyes. When a big wadded rag was pushed into my face. And then my last thoughts were of Carrie and her disappointment in me. And then I passed out. Well, this was just too easy. I wanted to savor the moment. Laugh at the futility of it all. Plant a middle finger, fuck you in God's face. But I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. But to do that, I needed an audience. Preferably wide awake. I sloshed the can. Yep, half a gallon at least. I free-poured the cold contents over the two unresponsive bodies in the front seat. There were choking and gagging sounds. But they sure as shit sounded wide awake. Good thing I cuffed him to her and her to the steering wheel. No mistakes this time. If you want to know why I'm doing this, I could give you a rash of crap. Not enough mommy love. Shit for brains, old man. Even a fatherly fondling by a local priest. Sure, I could say all that, but I'd be lying. The reason I'm stroking myself whilst getting ready to torch everybody in this car, including myself, is because I'm bored. And they say down south, there's nothing boring about fried chicken. Yay! You guys did so well with that. That was so fucking special. Stevie! Stevie, no. Stevie was fucking, you rocked. You kicked ass. You were fucking awesome. Oh my god. Oh my god. I had to channel this cute blonde surfer boy. Oh my god. He's just like stoned every day. Oh, it was great. You've given me all kinds of ideas. I just realized how monotone I've been. My god, you're great. That was fun, wasn't it? It was brilliant. And you read your spy. I mean, you didn't say anything. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. I was looking for information. in control of the situation. You get him out of the car, but you sense something was wrong. And you recognize it because you're training the chloroform at the end. It was great. Oh, it was so cute. It was really fucking hot. Thank you so much. You're so welcome. You know, and there are fantasies that, I know everybody has fantasies. And when I hear your stories, sometimes I'll even take them to the next level. Like for me, after the chloroform, there's sex involved. Well, if you remember, like a lot of my fantasies do that. They do that. Yeah, I didn't know how well that would interplay because we're doing three people. Right. And what the comfort level in the room was, you know. So I wanted it more character driven and just kind of horrible ending. Right. But yeah, because that was the first thing that got me interested in doing those was that, you know, a girl's tied up. I mean, that's one-on-one bondage. And then if a guy's like holding a knife to her throat or doing that, that's really close to that, you know, when people do edge play. Edge play is big where you take, edge play is like when you take a razor and just kind of go real close to the clit or you take your hand and start to choke somebody out. You get really close to where you, of the point of no return. And this is really close to edge play, except it's over the edge because these people are going to die. And what happens in the last moments when you're actually kind of getting into the blood being, I mean, you have nothing to lose. Why not give into it? Because you're going to die and the blood is flowing and you're endorphined. A lot of people when they're dying are so endorphined out, they don't feel the pain. They're just, they're in their heads. Right. And so you completely miss those last moments where. And then some of it's horrible where someone might be frozen by a drug or something and feel every guy's start. You know, that's, that's just. And then who's getting off? The guy who's doing it. And that's, that's a sex thing too. See, now that's the part that I never got. I can go with the fantasy. I can go with it. Everything except I don't want to die. But as far as the turn on in injuring or hurting somebody, I get turned on by being tied up. I get turned on by a lot of different things. I'm just giving you my hardest core. My, my, my heart rate levels are being tied up and, and, you know, a whip. That's about it. You know, I've been, and spanking, but spanking isn't even that hard. Right. You know, hog tied in a whip is about as far as I would go. That's you hog tied. That's me. See, you're not a dominant and dominant. No, I'm not. So a variation of this be as someone who wants to dominate, wants to make someone immobile and then maybe wants to, if you spank, inflict a little pain. It's not that far a leap of going. I mean, not saying people that do this kind of play are, are mass murderers, but it's where the brain goes gradually. You can understand if they really get off on causing another person to twitch and to, you know, you have mastery. You have control over them. I mean, they say actually the submissive has a control and I do believe that, but going into it, the master is the one playing with the pain game. Right. Okay. And it's so on this level, you can understand that because if someone is like spanking you, obviously they're pulling an enjoyment from it themselves. They're definitely getting pleasure from it. Yes. And, and that is, makes it even more of a turn on to me as, as does the sting and the anticipation of that next thing. Is the partner. Yes. And I know it's not my favorite thing to have a ball gag in my mouth. I feel very vulnerable. I, you know, I need my, I need my fucking mouth. I need it to be open. I need to be able to talk or do something. Oh, that's interesting. Cause I, oh my God. Cause I, when I have been, I couldn't switch, but I, I love to Dom, but if I've been being a submissive, having my sight cut off is, makes me feel really vulnerable. See now that's the one out of all the things that I've been doing. I'm not saying that I'm not a submissive. I'm not saying that I'm not a dom. I'm not saying that I'm not a dom. I'm not saying that I'm not a dom. I'm not saying that I'm not a dom. Cause all the senses, if you cover my mouth, you touch my ears. I will punch you. And I'm not joking. Ask Nick. I will. I'm okay. With taste. I'm okay. With you. Uh, or I'm not. I don't want to taste things that I don't like. The only sensory deprivation that I really enjoy is my eyesight being taken away. Okay. So we're on board. Yeah. I'm agreeing with you. I'm agreeing. Okay. I thought you were saying the opposite. No, no, no, no. That's, that's, that, that, okay, I guess I was saying that can freak me out, but it's, but to me, it's also such a turn on because you really give up control. You know, nothing is coming from anywhere. You don't know what's going to be touched next, what's going to be done next, how hard, what the expression is on your partner. It, you are, it's all in your head, baby. Where your partner is. Where your partner is. We went to. You can walk out of the room. We went to Las Vegas once and we've gone many times, but we had a suite and it had two levels to it. In between, there was a, about a three foot wide marble slab that was a railing that separated the faux bedroom from the faux living room. And Nick tied me up, or tied my hands behind my back, put me a little out. Well, no, I shouldn't say that. I started by, I knocked on the door wearing a little French maid's outfit coming to clean the room. So I actually went outside with my ass hanging out in the hallway. Nice. The other guests, what a treat. Not. I knocked on my own door. Nick answered. I came in to clean the room. And, and as I started to clean, he took my hands and put them behind my back, blindfold me and bent me over this ice cold marble and then disappeared. I could hear things over here to my left. I could hear things to my right. I could hear different things moving and sounds of toys and things coming out, but I had no idea what it was. Did you feel scared? I felt scared. I felt excited. I, my pussy was wet. Um, I would only feel that way. I was someone that I trusted. Maybe. Yes. Maybe. No. Cause that's part of the scream queen thing. Everything you said, being scared and being excited is at least initially what a scream queen. I know that Nick, Nick will take me to my absolute limit, but he would never kill me. Oh, good to know. That's my limit. Good to know. I have, I have a limit. I know people, nobody thought I did, but I really do. It's like, I don't want to die yet. Do you guys practice edge play? You know, we've done a little bit. I have a fascination with blood with, I want to, I not with blood, but I want to taste Nick's blood. I want it to go from his neck to my mouth. Not safe. Not going to, you know, not, I don't know how to do it safely. There are probably ways. So we, we talked about it, we discussed it and, um, I tried and I, I, I, I was not comfortable enough to place enough pressure to do anything. So we took. His hand and an exacto knife with the new blade. Oh my Lord. Just so I could taste it. Cause I'm thinking, okay, if he puts his hand up over my mouth and makes me lick the blood, I'm going to be freaked out because my mouth is covered and I'm going to get to taste the blood and suck it at the same time. So I, and I still couldn't do it. I didn't have it in me to push hard enough. I just couldn't do it. So Nick eventually he's, and he didn't have it. He's trying now. He's doing it on the bottom part of his thumb. Are you guys still in the mood? I mean, at this point. We're still, um, yeah, no, we're trying. We're trying. But we're both just too fucking scared. And so he's able to slice it just enough where I can just barely, I can taste the, that. Coppery. Coppery flavor that, that blood has, but not enough to, I wanted to literally suck his blood. You know, okay. Just as a next step. And we're not encouraging anyone. To do any of this. Andy, I know you're back there with your hand over your head. Um, you're next. We're going to try the edge planning because I love Nick. I like you a lot. I don't love you yet. I don't love you yet. So I'm thinking. I'm thinking if you could just let me do a little edge play and then I'll feed it to Jenny, it would be really cool. I mean, okay. The whole. Jenny, are you on board? I hate blood. Oh. Andy's blood? Any kind of blood. I freak out so much. I'm not like my parents wanted me to go to nursing school and I was like, no, can't do blood. Not doing blood. What about you, Andy? Is this true? No, not going for it. What if, what if Stevie does a little cut on you? What if Stevie does a little cut on you? What if Stevie does a little cut on you? What if Stevie does a little cut on you? What if Stevie does a little cut on your throat and just sucked it out like a vampire? What? We have to ask if Stevie's on board for this. No, Stevie's on board for everything. I need him checked for hep C. A blood slide. This is the van man saying. Yeah, but blood is like, you can catch stuff from blood. Yeah, you can. It's not something you really want to fuck around with. I mean, unless you're partners like you and Nick. And what I was going to suggest is if you. If you cut your finger like you would, like they have the little stylus you can get. And then dab it on your throat like that. So you have blood on your throat. And then someone can go in with that kind of hickey suck. But you get the copper blood coming in your mouth. And a lancet is easy. A lancet's easy. You drip it on your neck. And then go in with a wide open mouth and suck like you would a man. Oh, I love that idea. And you get the coppery taste and everything. Yeah. See, I'll hook you up, girlfriend. Nick, honey, now we know how we can do it. Oh, that'll be perfect. Yeah. Now, I want everyone listening to remember that today is whores and horrors. So there's a reason why we're doing this. The things that we talk about, they're taking everything to the edge. We're taking it to the limit. We're talking about things that people fantasize about. We're not encouraging anyone to do any of these things. It's just we're having a good time. Sure. And a lot of this stuff actually was started by like horror movies where you had like guys in masks, monsters, you know, people preying on helpless women. Or people in general. So, I mean, that's kind of where the core of this conversation started. What is your favorite horror film of all time? Besides Toolbox Murders. Which, in my opinion, you're the star of. The Howling. The Howling. I've never seen The Howling. House on Haunted Hill. I have just classics in my head. Oh, you put me on the spot. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I have so many. See, those are two classics that are awesome. And what is it about them that was so scary? Oh, The Thing with Rob Botten. The Thing? The Thing. Not the old one, but the new one had, who's Goldie Hawn's husband? Kurt. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. It was so great. I think it was set in the 80s. And it was so scary because they basically, they're isolated in Antarctica and something had landed there and had infected the dogs. There was another party there and the party was all dead. And they found these German shepherds that belonged to the compound and they brought them into their compound. They had no idea the dogs were infected with this thing that was able to change and morph into different things. So you'd have like a dog and if it got close to another human, it would like shoot out these spider legs and change and just turn into like two dogs' heads. And just because the thing didn't know what it wanted to do, but it wanted your blood. And then it started like getting into the humans and it would like copy. The human body. So they know, no one knew if they were alien or not. And they would have them all in a room. There was one scene where they had them all in the room and they started testing the blood of each one of them. And when it got closer to the guy who was an alien, all of a sudden his head shoots up. I mean, he just comes apart as this alien and starts going after everyone in the room. And Rob Botton's special effects, they're practical, which means it's not CGI. You have to see the thing. It's really, really good. Really good. Really good. Really. Just the title. I think of the old thing and the blob or whatever. I think of the stuff oozing under the door. Oozing out, right. Or wasn't there a scene where there's a movie theater and that's the blob. That's the blob. Okay. Which is just kind of that morphic monster that can turn into anything and go under doors and just get to you anywhere. Big difference between when they made the original and even in the 80s making a new version. I didn't like it. You didn't like the new version? Of the blob. Of the blob. Of the blob. And I meant. But I want to go back to. Oh, the thing. Oh, the thing. Oh, yeah. And even though it's the 80s, which is a long time ago now, when films are made right, they're forever. So I will definitely check out the thing. Good. Good. And the house on. On Haunted Hill. On Haunted Hill. And what did you like about that? I'll talk about it next week. Okay. We'll save it. We'll save it. All right. Right now, I want everyone out there to go to the screaming O dot com. Tell them Ginger Lynn sent you. They've got a. A variety of amazing toys. Most of them include vibrators. They've got the Fingo. They've got the Ringo. There is. The Ringo is. You just. You have to. Stevie's bringing me some of their products right now. Let me get one out for you. Let's see what's in my goodie box here. All right. Oh, this is the Fingo. And what this is. I've got a little ring here. A little. Rubber. Latex ring that goes over your finger. Now, most vibrators. I'm not a big fan of the little mini power tools or the bullets. Whatever you want to call them. This one. There's a button on the bottom. And you can hear. The strength of it. That's level two. Three. Four. You get a little bit different kind of enjoyment for your play there. It's called the Fingo. And it's got little latex knobs on the end of it as well. One of the things I've learned recently is it's best not to get your clit wet when you're playing with a mini bullet or a vibrator. Just go straight for the good stuff. That is the Fingo. From the screaming. Oh, dot com. Tell them ginger Lynn sent you. We'll be right back here on Plane it on ginger. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Was it the show that you had with Christy Canyon? You're right. You were a guest on my other show at SiriusXM. Yeah, that was a long time. That was a couple years ago. That was years ago. I know. And then we spent some time at my house. Now, I haven't seen you in at least two or three years. What have you been doing? Well, I retired from porn. That's been about a year, a little over a year. Almost a year and a half now, I think. And what made you make that decision? Just there's so many things. So many things. Like, I was just kind of done with it. And then, you know, they're, like, enforcing the condom law. And then, like, there's just so many other girls in the industry. And I'm getting older. And, like, when I get bored with stuff, when something really seems like it's work, then I'm just kind of over it. Yeah, I think that if you're lucky, if you make the right choices, your work will make you smile. Yeah, and it started, like, it started getting kind of boring to me. People were like, sex got boring to you? I'm like, no, sex didn't get boring to me. Porn got boring to me. Porn got boring. It's a completely different thing. You know, it's a completely different type thing. And you know what? I think, and I don't think I know, that that's when you know it's time to leave. I had the same. I woke up one day, and every other day I was excited about going to work. And I'd wake up and, oh, I'm going to suck this dick today. I'm going to do that. I was so excited. And I woke up one day and I went, I don't want to fucking suck that dick. Yeah. I don't want to do that. And that's the day. And I still had, I was under contract. I had two movies left to do. And I went in. And I said to them, you know what? I gave you my word. Yeah. So I will fulfill my commitment. And I did my last two movies, Blame It on Ginger, and of all titles. And I can't remember the name of the other one, but I know Barbara Dare was in it. And they were probably two of the best movies I ever made. Yeah. Because I was so raw, so emotional. There's one scene, it's, was it Ginger? I don't know. I don't know. Look up whatever my last two Vivid movies were. Not that I want to promote Vivid. But anyway, there was a scene that I had, I was going to do with Barbara Dare. And I'm running my dialogue and I'm running my dialogue. And I just, I started to cry. I was just like, I'm just so done. Yeah. And I started to talk to Barbara. And it was just, and so we filled the bathtub and we put bubbles in it. And we sat in the bathtub. And at one point one of us or the other said, let's run lines. And we started to run lines. And then we just started to have this, this special, most intense moment. I knew it was like my last time I was going to be with her. Yeah. And it was, you know, it hit me that I was done. Yeah. And Penny Yantine was the writer of the script. And she had the sense to go out and get the director and say, we're moving the scene. You need to shoot this right now. Yeah. Brought the cameras in. Yeah. And we, the dialogue, we, you know, it was so, it was one of the most natural, emotional, sensual, dirty, wonderful scenes I'd ever done because in my head, I knew that it was time to move on and I wanted to leave it with something special. Something special. So I totally get the day that you're just done. Yeah. And whether it be boredom or just, yeah, just for me, it was just, I was just done. Yeah. But it's not about stopping and not wanting to smoke, do cock anymore. Oh, I love cock. Not in front of people. Not in front of it. Civilian sex and there's porn sex and they're completely, completely different. Yeah. And you can't even compare them. And I know it sounds weird because a dick and a pussy, there's, they're always going to be a dick and a pussy. Yeah. But, you know, Emotional, like where your mind is like positioning, like you're not like holding open your ass. So like the camera can see, you know, your asshole and stuff like that. I have never held my ass open at home when I'm having sex. Exactly. Because there's no one really. I mean, unless your guy wants to look at it, be like, hey, but, you know, it's not like one of those permanent things where you're like and he's pounding you, you know, so the camera can see it. And you got that left hand standing there. It's kind of ridiculous when you think about it. It's super ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. It's fucking hot, but it's really ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. You don't do that in real life. You woke up, you made the decision, you were bored, decided not to make porn anymore. Yeah. And this was, you said. That was February of last year. What? Do you know the date? No. I only asked because February 11th was I know the day that I finished filming, I know my last scene and I did the geekiest thing in the world. I took a bath in milk. I filled my entire bathtub with milk and took a cleansing milk bath. No, it was wonderful. It was beautiful. It was it was purifying. No yeast infection afterwards. I have the bionic pussy. My pussy. I'm sorry. I went there. I have. No, I don't get things. I just don't. I'm bionic pussy. Bionic pussy. I really do. You can put I can't think of anything. No, I lie. The only thing I've ever put in my pussy that I had to go the emergency room for was dog food. Oh, well, yeah, I could see that. And it just. OK, let me say I knew I was going to have to say that. Maybe it's a segment we'll bring back on this show on this on Thursdays. It's called Splashing. Are you familiar with Splashing? It's where you sit in food. You get food thrown at you. It's getting messy with food. And if you've never done it before, think about it. I don't want spaghetti all over me. It's wet and it's cold and it's dirty. Tell you what, once you allow yourself, once that first fling of spaghetti hits your body and you're like, oh, you want that, you want more spaghetti. You know, spread my legs. I'm pulling my ass. It's a great. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. So I was going through the alphabet. I being the genius I am. Oh, the alphabet of food. Yeah. And I got to D and I was at the grocery store and I just went dog food. It just seems like the right thing to do. What other food starts with donuts? Donuts. Yeah, right. Well, the reason I didn't do donuts is because that's how I found out about splashing. Someone wrote in and told me a story about how they had this glass table in their dining room. And the guy put a donut, a jelly filled donut on the table. He got underneath of the table, had his wife sit on the donut and watched her pussy squeeze out the red jelly probably. And I'm going, what a fucking freak. That's so there. What's the turn on there? I don't get it. I don't want it. I don't understand. So the very first thing I splashed in was donuts. OK, it was a jelly filled donut. And I tell you the moment at first you're kind of nervous about it. And so I just brush my pussy and there was the powdered sugar on top. I'm going, oh, OK, that's kind of cool. And then you can start to wiggle a little bit, a little bit more. And then you plop it and try to squish it all out. Right. Yeah, it was fucking amazing. And it felt it wasn't a sexual turn on. It was a I'm not supposed to be doing this turn on, which is the same turn I get when I make porn. OK, it's splashing is does that make sense? Some splashing, though, is a turn on, let's say, because you're eating it off the other person. So you have people like I've done that before, like eating. Mush. I don't know about like smushings. Like I've done weird scenes like that with balloons. Right. And stuff. This is food. Yeah. But there's just so many random fetishes out there. Right. Like there's a new this the sex toy actually just disturbs me greatly. It's basically a teddy bear that muzzle vibrates. And then women are supposed to masturbate with and like their selling point is, is that it's supposed to be more discreet. And I'm like, I'm thinking people are going to notice a grown woman walking around with a fucking teddy bear. That's for guys who have. It's very I call it the petty bear. Like we renamed it the Petty Bear. So just like I get furries like, you know, people that dress up in the car. Like I could see that being a selling point for them. Like maybe they need to remarket it. Sure. I'm helping you out, like remarketed to furries. But to just like market it. No, that's for a guy to watch a woman put a teddy bear down by her pussy. Like, like, how do you clean it? Like you don't. And then you think about teddy bears, like and how dirty their face gets and how like what women get like after a while, like that teddy bear is going to be exactly. Like that's a use of extra weight. I've got to jump in here on this one. I know. I know. Bad. Blame it on Ginger. I'm a humper. Always have been. My first orgasm was from water in the bathtub dripping down out of the faucet and me switching my pussy up towards it. From then on, my stuffed animal, my stuffed dog was what I fucked and humped every single night. You know, it was my stuff because I liked lying on my belly and having something to hump. Yeah, I am still a humper. I still. I still sleep with a stuffed animal that I hump. I do. I will put it between my legs. It doesn't vibrate. I throw it in the washing machine. I throw it in the dryer. It's just one of those things. And until this one I've had for about ten years now, and I don't go anywhere without it. I travel with that fucker. He's on the plane with me. He's in my hotel room with me. I can't sleep without Rocky. That's so funny. See, I have a body pillow that like I think everyone humps in their sleep. Like my ex. I remember. He told me he's like, sometimes I may you may wake up and see me humping my body pillow. He's like, don't freak out about it. I'm like, why would I freak out about it? Because apparently one of his other girlfriends, like, got jealous of that. I'm like, I highly doubt I'm going to be jealous of your body pillow. Like, I think I'm OK. Like, hump away, baby. I will not be replaced by a body pillow. Like, I think I think I'm OK with that. But no, like I could see that. But just like the whole selling point of it was just so disturbing to me. But I do know someone. We get. Yeah, I know that some women. But I'm selling point. Yes. They need to like the product itself. Furries, the product itself. I kind of like. You're like, I know. I just don't want it to vibrate. No, you just like the regular teddy bear. Well, because otherwise what I'll use is I'll just I'll take my sheets, rumple them up into a ball and my sheet or washcloth or something. I should get a body pillow. You may really like it. I have one. But I it's not the same thing. No, it's too big. I need something that I can put in my hand and literally. I just write it up again. Right. You are grind. I do. So you left born. Yes. We're not helping teddy bears. And what are you doing now? I'm doing stand up comedy and I'm also going to school for psychology as well. Wow. Just a little bit on your plate, you think? Yeah. Well, I figured, you know, if I was going to do it, I was going to do stuff that I really wanted to do. And going back to school. It's something that I was wanting to do. So I went back for that. But I also wanted to do the comedy thing. So I'm doing that, too. How did I stand up? Comedy takes a lot of balls. Yeah. I mean, the first time you got up, that must have been like horrendous. Yeah. Well, it's a lot different. Like because I had some confidence, you know, obviously from being a dancer for songs, I was a dancer for six years. And but that's a different type of confidence. Like when you're naked, like you have more control, like it's more empowering. Exactly. But when you're on stage, like telling jokes, I call it it's the mental naked. Because you can bomb. You wouldn't bomb as a stripper. Not really. No, like maybe you like maybe fall or something like that. Thank God I never did that. I made it up for you. Don't worry about it. There's a couple of times that like I swung around the pole and landed funky, but then like pulled it off. I meant to do that. Yes, totally. Yeah. But no, it is. It's definitely different. But once you get used to it, I just take that like what people think is nervousness, I just turn it into excitement and be like, this is what I really want. I do. I really want to, you know, go up there and make people laugh and stuff. So I just turn it around and a couple of glasses of wine, you know, and that always says, take the edge off a little bit. Wow. So now do you base your comedy? What's what's your style? I know that probably is one of the questions. It's definitely self-deprecating. It's mainly, you know, just life stories, observation, you know, not so much observational like you bring the adult into it. Oh, yeah. Like that's pretty much I already know that at least for the first couple of years, like that's pretty much all I'm going to be able to do that just sets you aside is something different. Yeah, exactly. And so I'm going to use that to my advantage. And, you know, there's so many comedians that joke about porn, so I'm joking about it from a completely different side angle and stuff like that. So it's a lot of fun. I have a show tonight. You do? At Crazy Girls on La Brea at 9 p.m. It's Sam Tripoli's X show. It's a comedy variety show. He's got like a magician and like there's obviously be the dancers and stuff. There and Brody Stevens is going to be there and Brian Redbann and a bunch of comedians and stuff. Oh, fun. And where is this again? It's at Crazy Girls. Crazy Girls on La Brea. I don't know the exact. Do you have a website? Do you have a Twitter or someplace that people can. Yeah, yeah. My website is a Lea Janine dot com. And then my Twitter is at the glorious cunt. I most people are funny. I love it. Most people either love it or they're like they're like, what the fuck? It's brilliant. I think it's great. Well, someone has like all of the Aaliyah Janine's like a Lea underscore. I'm just like, fuck it. I just gave up trying to find like I can't even use my own name. So I might as well just use something creative. Now, Aaliyah Janine, that is your real name. Yeah. You are the only other person I've ever met. Now, is that your first and last name that you were born with? It's my first and middle name. That's what I did. Ginger Lynn is my first middle name. And I thought I would do two movies. No one would ever know. Yeah. And so it was fine to use my real name. What made you choose to use your real name? That's that's a ballsy, bold move. Well, I figured people were going to know who I was anyway. So I didn't really see the point of hiding. Great. A lot of girls go in going, oh, they'll never find out. And they always they always do. And I'm like, you could Google me and literally see inside of me. Like, what's the point if they know my real name or not? Exactly. Much more intimate than that. Well, we've got a piece that I want to talk about. How do you know? There have been a lot of women over the years that have done a lot of things that have changed porn and the way that and sex. And I want to discuss a couple of the things that will these will be good little topics to take off on Stevie, do you have our piece on the twenty one extraordinary women who changed sex forever? Yes, I have that. Can you give us the first one? OK, the first one is the health Mavericks. The health Mavericks. Yeah. The health Mavericks. That sounds very sexy to me. Yes, we are the health Mavericks. No, even better. They're hysterical Victorian ladies, hysterical, hysterical Victorian ladies. Is that the first one? Yes. Oh, all right. So what is the hysterical Victorian ladies changed sex forever? How did they do it? Let's see the Victorian years were some dark, dark times in the history of sex. Masturbation was evil and everyone was on edge about the city's business. It was also the heyday of one of the most bad medical diagnosis ever hysteria, a catch all for ladies who had mood swings and sexual desires or horror, but proving that good can emerge from absurdity. Those women were catalysts for the creation of the vibrator, a tool invented to cure this so-called hysteria. They invented the vibrator vibrator, pure hysteria, horniness, which they called hysteria. We learned about that. And in one of my psychology classes, that's a lot to do with Freud and his psychosexual stages of development and stuff like that. And there was another dude who these women will also become like hysteric and, you know, have sexual urges and, you know, back then, like sex was very like quiet, like you didn't like people had it, but it was very quiet and didn't know about it. So, yeah, it's so funny. Like a lot of those women are obviously just like being trendy, like, oh, you know, and obviously they were allowed to use. And they would stimulate them and or medical and a medical the stimulus. There's a gynecologist does not do that for me. Like I'm going to the wrong type of doctor. I went to think about it. Will it be hysterical because like she's coming or whatever and you use the vibrator and then she comes and then she's fine. Well, she would like be so stressed out because she needs to get off and talk about it. And so they drive so fucking crazy. That's just my. And don't you wonder how it came to be that it was different for men and women sexually? I mean, you know, men are obviously stronger. Most of them are bigger and just more, you know, they're men. They're they're manly. They're not they're not feminine like we are. But how did it become or get to the point where it's OK for for men to have a desire, but for women not to? Who thought of that? Who thought a man? Well, don't forget, women are emotional. And we were throwing romance and we got romance and sex mixed up. So that sex wasn't working out. As long as the guy was courting us and being romantic, we thought the fucker was working. Yeah. You know, don't know. I don't know what it would have been like. I would have probably been stoned. I'd have been born in any other era. Yeah, definitely. There's no way that I would have survived. The witch. She wants to come. Whoa. That is unacceptable. Do you come easily? It depends. Sometimes like I'll have I was talking about this on another show. It could be like the little like aftershock type orgasms. And then like, you know, the really big ones. Sometimes, yeah, I could come like right away, like instantly, like within a couple. Yeah. Like within a couple of minutes, maybe not 30 seconds. But yeah, sometimes sometimes it could take a little bit longer. It depends, like if I was drinking or not or like if I've been with like the guy for a while, you know, then it will obviously you own a touchy. I own like a mini Hitachi. OK, yeah. No, those are. I always have to find out. Those are good. Every woman should have a touch. Exactly. You know, a lot of guys won't buy them for their wives because they're afraid. Well, yeah, I'm pretty effective. Nothing makes me come quicker than the Hitachi. Yeah, I got me thinking when you said 30 seconds. I can literally time it so I can come in 30 seconds. No, no. Now I'm going to try to like I've never actually really timed. And see, yeah, I know there's a movie called Tank Girl and there's a short musical segment, oh, I love Tank Girl and when they're like storming the house, they have this really cool music and it's about, oh, a minute and a half. And it's like so easy with a touchy to start with that song. Wow. Smoke a cigarette afterwards. It was great. That's hilarious. We've got to take a quick break here. Wow. It's just flying. Time is flying. We have more women and all kinds of stuff to do. All kinds of things to do now. Alia, Alia, I'm so sorry. No, it's pronounced Alia, but Alia is just easier for most people. Other people. So whatever. So whichever one works. Yeah, okay. Everyone you remember. Except now I forgot the question that I was going to ask you. Oh, do you have any bits or things that you've planned for the show today? Oh, for the show? No, I didn't know that I was supposed to. I mean, I have a. You're not supposed to? No, I just didn't know. You weren't supposed to. We're going to take a break. So I thought you might want to take a second. And if you did great, if not, we've got lots of things. And you're just wonderfully. I have a couple. Entertaining. I could do a couple. Okay. Did I just put you on the spot? No, it's okay. I need to. I need to. I'm practice. I have a show tonight. So I was going to say I have a show tonight. Perfect. In the meantime, I'm going to pull it out again. I'm doing it. I don't care what anybody thinks. Oh, the mustache. The mustache. The mustachio from the screamingo.com. I know I may look a little bit funny. You look like a cat. Because it's pink. It's pink. Black, maybe Sanchez. Now, here's the best part. Now my mustache is turned on. I'm going to move it down from my nose a little bit. I can eat your pussy. I can vibrate your clit at the same time. I can run my mustache up and down your cock, which sounds really weird. You need to wax that thing, dude. I can lick your asshole while I vibrate your taint. Oh, it's a vibrating mustache? It's a vibrating mustache from the screamingo.com. That's so funny. So it looks silly, but it's very, very effective. It's really powerful. It looks just like a little pink mustache. And I got over the whole looking silly thing a long time ago. I know I don't look good with a gag ball, a ball gag in my mouth. I don't. Yeah, I do. I look really good with one in my mouth. Well, you, of course you do. It doesn't look good when you take it off, too. You got all these rings around your mouth and stretched out. Corners are fucked up, yeah. So get the mustache. Keep it simple. Go to the screamingo.com. Tell them that Ginger Lynn sent you. The offer code is GINGER, G-I-N-G-E-R. We will be right back with Kelly Nichols, Stevie, Alia Janine, and me, Ginger Lynn. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. If I look like a retard, like, hitting myself, it's because of that. Just randomly. I thought you were into cutting or something. They're awesome. We've got a special guest on the line that just called in. Hello, Marcus London. Hello, darling. How are you doing? Oh, wonderful. How are you, my love? I'm fine. I'm good. I love his voice. I know. You have a fantastic voice. It's a little hard to hear you. Hold on. Let me put up things the way I've got the phone. How's that? That's much better. Much better. So how's it hanging? Vertical. Vertical? You don't hang to the left or the right? You don't have a one side or the other that you hang with? I kind of tuck it more to my right, but, you know, generally, it seems to just make its own decision where it's going. It's going wherever it goes. Now, you know, that's odd. I've heard that with most men, it hangs to the left. Really? That's what I thought. Does it depend on, like, if they're right or left? I'm going to test this theory. I'm going to test this theory right now. Hang on. All right. I wonder if that's a hard thing. Well, you know what? You know what? Looking down, yeah, it's going a little bit to the left. Is it? Yeah, very slightly, but it's pretty, you know. I wonder if that's a hard thing. Like, will your hand be bigger on one side and your foot's bigger? Uh-huh. Like, if you're left or right-handed. The way the blood goes, it's, like, it's bigger on one side. I forget what you mean. Marcus, now, I haven't seen you in, you know, a long time. I can't remember. I think the last time I saw you was at Porn Star Karaoke. Probably, yeah. A couple of years ago. It's been a really long time. You were with your lady. Yeah, indeed. And I have not seen you around Los Angeles in a while. Where are you? I live in Las Vegas now, actually. I love Las Vegas. I've been going there two or three, I shouldn't say that, one or two weekends a month lately. We're thinking about moving there. How do you like it? I love it. I mean, you know, L.A. is very spread out. Right. Yeah. It's an interesting town. L.A. is just kind of, everything's in so many different areas. And the one thing I noticed about Vegas is everything is obviously in one super main area, but it's a small town in the respect of once you are established, you can really network in a much more professional way and actually really develop a lot of good contacts. And everyone seems to know everyone who's anyone. So, you know, for me, I think it's a really good thing because I've obviously came here, not because the business made me come out of here, more to kind of, not to say escape from the business, but obviously I want to pursue other things. And I thought by coming out here, it would make me do that because I'm further away from where I would normally work. It's too easy to just fall. I mean, porn is, you can just call up your agent and you can work every day if you want here. And it does prevent you from living out your dreams. It's very easy to get used to the money coming in on the regular. Sure. I get to go fuck today and they're going to give me money. Yay! What's not to like? So, you know, as good as that sounds, you know, Yes. it was, for me, I was just kind of, I wasn't working like I used to anyway because the internet has obviously changed a lot of the way people watch and who they watch. So, you know, a lot of companies dictate what kind of age, the guy they use or size of the guy they use, et cetera. So, you know, the feature days when I was, probably my busiest, are kind of at a sort of, a little bit more of a decline. So, if I'm not working that much, why live in LA, you know? That's exactly the thought that I've had. Yeah, that's my thought. Yeah, exactly. You know, I mean, it obviously is cheaper to live out here by a long stretch. And of course, it's full of nightclubs, strip clubs, bars, and that was my business before I got into porn. That's what I did. I ran big, you know, venues. I ran clubs and strip clubs and stuff. So, Oh, I didn't know that. So, I think it's time to get back into that field of the industry. And of course, where else would I come from than Las Vegas to do that? That's perfect. And how's it going there? Have you gotten something? Well, I've made a lot of good contacts so far. And I know I've still been working in the business here and there, doing a few things, producing a few things. But I've actually just started doing a fitness and nutrition course to be a personal trainer. Oh, wow. Good for you. Well, because the fact I'm doing so much sex instruction, I thought why not combine the physical, the physical, the nutritional, and the sex, and do something just a little bit different? That is different. It's different and it's wonderful. And within the last hour, we've spoken to two. We've got Alia here. Alia Jeanine is in studio with us. We've got you on the line. Kelly Nichols is here. I'm here. And all four of us have found life after porn. And I think about people that are, let's say, in either porn or actors or rock and roll, you know, or whatever it is. Sure. You know, in the musical industry. And I was like, where do you go afterwards? You can't go waiting tables. Like once you've been in the public eye, yeah. You can't wait tables or work at, you know, you've really got to reinvent yourself. And it's not an easy task to do. And you are so recognizable. You know, everybody knows you. And you're taking your training stuff that, I mean, that's invaluable. I mean, not, you know, use it. Well, the thing is, is like when you've spent, you know, as long as you guys have in the business, you know, the 12 or 14 years I've been around, it seems a shame to totally throw it away and not at least utilize it in some factor. Absolutely. Right. Oh, yeah. You got it. You know, you built the name up. You took all the time. You spent your whole life doing it. And obviously, you know, that limits you a little bit to going back into the real world. Right. So why walk away from it? Why not enhance it, use it, and just help it create something else for a different business that maybe you're not in something in a sex industry, but you're not in a sex industry, but an industry where it's open to that, the fact that you've done that, and your name can kind of help you a little bit at least. You know, we better be careful here, because people are going to start having a different impression of porn stars. Right. We've got four of us here who all have moved on to other things and have grown and developed and taken the wonderful name that we've created and utilized it into something and catapulted it into something else. One of us. One of us. Four at the same time. This is amazing. Yeah, that doesn't happen very often. Well, you know, the interesting thing is, and I mean, a lot of people probably wouldn't agree with it, but, you know, for instance, I was out yesterday, I've got some friends over from the UK that used to be bosses that I used to work for running strip clubs, and they took me out and whatever. And I met these two young Irish women, and both are, you know, having trouble with men and they're blah, blah, blah. And, you know, the long story, I had a long discussion with them about men and the faults and this and that and whatever, because they're obviously the exact opposite of men. And they were, it's so funny, they were literally, it was like they made me feel that they said, you know, you should do that for a living, actually, count for women. And I was like, well, no, not really. That's not kind of... You have a way. They made me realize that, you know, the fact that we have had so much physical contact with so many different people, emotional and physical, that we do have a different, I guess, a different look on life as well as a different approach to how we deal with situations. I think it's a much healthier... It can be. Some of the females, especially yourself, you'd probably be better at counseling, you know, than some of these counselors. Oh, sure. You know, I've thought about, and this would be about, I've had dreams that I've done these conventions where, like, I'm up on the stage and I'm the speaker and there's, like, thousands of people, and I'm telling you how to give a blowjob. And I'm telling you how to keep your relationship alive. That is really, really the next step. I mean, that's kind of... Well, it's already here. Do you know Veronica Hart? She goes to China with her son. And that's exactly... They go up on podiums and teach the women there how to get orgasms. And, I mean, it's a thing. China is, like, the next place to do it. The next place to have orgasms. The women there are still there. They're still there. They're still in the hysterical phase. Which is very sad. It's very, very sad. Now, Marcus, you had a product that came out a couple of years ago. I had you on a different radio show I was doing. And it was a watch that was able to... Yeah. What is that product, and is it still around? Yes. No, I actually have a bunch of them sitting on my desk here. We call it the Marcus London G Watch, which basically everyone can experience this great orgasm. It's a fact. I've never failed, so I know for a fact that it's a fact. And if you missed that, what Marcus said was everyone can experience a squirting orgasm. So we're talking about a product that he's developed so women can have a G-spot orgasm. I didn't mean to interrupt. Go ahead. Exactly. I mean, women can have a G-spot orgasm, you know, from different forms of manipulation. But generally, manipulation using the fingers at a certain speed and a certain force can create an actual physical squirting orgasm. But most men are not really very versed at how to do that. One, because few really care or know where the G-spot is. And others, because they just actually don't know how to manipulate it to achieve that. Well, the watch really just makes it a little bit easier because it really gives you a visual representation of how fast and how hard you need to go. Wow. And it does that with lights. You've got yellow, green, and red. You know when you're going the right speed to make the girl come. And it fucking works. Oh, really? Do you have one? I have one, yes. I'll bring it in. I want to see that. Oh, it's amazing. I want you to use it on me. It comes with a DVD and everything. No, it's amazing. Nice. Whoa. You thought of this yourself? No, I'm not that clever. But you're honest. We respect that and love that. I have many things, but I'm not that clever. Brilliant. The gentleman that came up to me, he actually works for, I guess they call it the DOD, he actually makes missiles. Really? He's a major engineer. A rocket scientist. He'll blow you away one way and he's going to blow you away another. He can make women's quirk very well. And he said he always wanted to develop a product that could actually show everyone how to let or teach their woman to experience that kind of orgasm. But he wanted the best or the best name to put on it. And he thought I was the best there was. You know, thought that. You do have a reputation. Precisely. So they rigged me up to a computer with a load of electrodes and then I measured my force, my speed, my g-force as I was making a couple of women's quirk. And they input the data which they received into the chip that was in the watch. It was his data. Wow. That was your data. Yeah, my data. So in other words, when you get to two green lights on the watch, you're achieving a certain speed. You're achieving my slowest speed of making a woman's quirk. Because they did measure me, but my measurement was going off the chart. So they couldn't really give me a complete measurement of what I was doing speed-wise. They lost me at 9 g's. Really? I was around 13 g's. But I said, well, you can't put it at 9 because we don't know if anyone's going to be able to achieve that kind of pace or that speed. So we put it back down to around 6. No one's going to live up to it, much less live through it. Live through it, yeah. So they brought it down to about 6 g's, which is about the point where most women can squirt from. And that's pretty much what the watch does. It's really like training wheels on a bicycle, you know, like stabilizing, to get you to that point. And once you know how to do it, you don't need the watch anymore. It really is a training device. Exactly. And the DVD helps you to know where the g-spot is. Yeah. And one of the biggest mistakes that most men make is they think that your cervix is your g-spot. Yeah, I know. They don't know. I mean, they're going way up in there on their bain. And I'm like, no, that hurts. Oh, stop. Yeah. No, you know, I don't want your dick banging on it that hard, much less your fingers. It really isn't that far away. 60 g. No, it's not. It's so close. It's like an inch off. It's your neighbor. And yeah. But you know what? You can't blame them for not smelling. No, of course not. No. And that's... I mean, they're just reading books. I think so. I want to see the infomercial on this thing. Oh, the infomercial would be great. That'd be awesome. Well, actually, if you go online, I mean, a lot of people tell me about it. I mean, obviously, I've seen it because it pretty much was done for me. But there's a 25-minute drawing saying my name and talking about the product. Not the watch product, but the actual squirting seminars. Oh. And it's actually very important. I mean, I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. And it's actually very impressive. I mean, I have people connect me all the time and talk about it. In fact, it was really weird. I was at a party in Vegas recently at one of the big events, you know, the pool parties. And I was with a friend who had all of the... They're her friends out here, which were English rugby teams, basically four or five of the main English rugby teams from the UK. And one of them happened to recognize me and started doing a little bit of a show. And I said, well, I want to be in the show. And he said, well, you know, I want to be in the show. And I said, well, you know, I want to be in the show. And he said, well, you know, I want to be in the show. And I said, well, you know, I want to be in the show. And one of them happened to recognize me and started literally... He was a huge fucking guy, massive guy. And he started bouncing around the stage, doing the squirt technique and screaming out my name and freaking out. He told me to squirt. I've made 20 women squirt because of him and he would bounce around embarrassing me. You've got a fan. People are so fucking embarrassing, I'll tell you. I forgot how embarrassing they can be. But they've got no turn off switch. They just shout and scream and go crazy. Absolutely. But it was quite funny. Oh, that's brilliant. Now, if Nick and I, my boyfriend and I, we come to Vegas a lot. Can I call you the next time we come into town and we can hang out? Yes, I'm here most of the time. I rarely come to LA. I come to LA maybe twice a month to shoot, if that. So I'm here all the time. Are you still with your lady? We are kind of together. Basically, what it is, we kind of took different paths. She's over back in Indiana. She's training some, you know, like, cop cars. She's training some, you know, like, cop cars. She's training some, you know, like, cop cars. She's training some, you know, like, cop cars. She's training some, you know, like, cop cars. Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic Plastic She's over back in Indiana. She's training some, you know, like colonic psychotherapy and laying therapy, training for that. Because her friend does it in West Virginia. So she's been out there training, looking after her parents. And, of course, I've got into this training here. So, of course, we're doing our own little thing at this point. But we talk every single day. That's wonderful. We're still married, obviously. But we just realized we've got to move forward. The business has to change. You want to make it younger. Well, you're one of my favorite couples. I'm glad to hear that you're still happy together. That's absolutely wonderful. Thank you. Do you have a website? Do you have something that you'd like to promote? Anything that you want your fans to know? You know, I haven't. I kind of took my actual squirting site down. It wasn't really benefiting me. And I really wanted to turn it into more of an instructional, more than just a sex kind of site. Right. I think really, you know, people can follow me on Markathon and Twitter. And they can look at me there to see what I'm doing. Because there is some things coming up. Which I haven't really. I've got a product coming out with Adam and Eve called Secrets to Better Sex. Which I produced and filmed and shot in 4K a couple of weeks ago. A couple of months ago. And it's really good. I mean, we were making it really for the History Channel. But we found out that they wouldn't take a product that had a sexual version. So we have it as an Adam and Eve and a Sinclair Institute product. It will be once it gets going. Because we're finishing the edit of it now. But it's very, very, very professional. And it has some very profound and genuine and real interviews with all the talent in the film. Tommy Gunn, Cameron Dee, Jodie Taylor, a lot of people. And just talking about sex and the misconceptions of sex and the way men think sex is supposed to be. The way men think that women really like to have sex and squirting and etc. etc. So it's a nice piece. It's going to be coming out obviously soon. I'm not. How soon? How soon? Well, I mean, the edit should be going off to them any day. So I would think it's going to be out or certainly coming out for release. I would think very, very, you know, the first of next year. November. All right. You know, it depends on the schedule. And, you know, obviously every company has their own. How many? You know, how many DVDs they're releasing. So it may get held back. But I would think it will be out before Christmas. Oh, man, I want this. I want it now. I know. Will you let us know when it comes out? When it comes out? When it's ready? Please. Sure. No, I will for sure. I'll try and arrange to come in and maybe bring you a copy once I know it. Oh, that would be wonderful. Have him come in and do that. That would be great. Yeah, we would love to have you in, sweetheart. Love to have you in. Absolutely love to. Definitely. So everybody can follow you on Marcus London on Twitter. Twitter. Yeah, Marcus London. And then, I mean, I think that's really the main thing at this point. I'm going to be putting up a health and fitness website where people can have me as a personal trainer. I'll obviously be doing meal plans and, you know, I'll be doing a lot of things. You know, dieting and obviously sexual, you know, questionnaires and if they need anything better in bed and whatever, I'll probably chuck that in as a freebie. But it will be a few more months before I'm fully trained and ready to go for that. Well, I love that you've branched out, that you're growing and that, you know, there's... He sounds happy too. You do sound happy. You do sound happy. You know, I am. I am happy. I mean, I have a lot of free time, which I'd like to work more than I do. Right. I do have a lot of free time. But you know what? I lay around the pool a few days a week and I kind of enjoy that. And I meet people that have come in from London that I haven't seen for a while. So that's really nice. But, you know, I still have... I'm still looking at shooting a couple of mainstream films. I've got a script. I'm still trying to get ready and then start producing a film out here, a mainstream gangster film. That's always been my passion, real filmmaking. So I'm sure I'm still going to pursue that, you know, in and out of doing what I'm doing. Yeah. I'm still trying to figure out what I'm doing now. So... Well, we wish you the best with all that you do. And we thank you so very much for coming on the show, sweetheart. Thank you so much. You're amazing. My pleasure. Thank you so much. And we'll hopefully see you very soon. Yes. Yes. You give me a call when you're here. All right, sweetheart. Thank you. Wonderful. Thank you. Bye bye. Bye. That was so nice. It was. I haven't spoken to him in so long and I can't remember his wife's name. And she's lovely. Devonley. Thank you. And she's wonderful and lovely. And they're a good couple. And I just... They're one of those couples that you always see and you go, yeah, I want to be that kind of couple. They're just really happy together. They really are happy. And I knew him as a makeup when I was doing makeup on the scenes. And he was always so sweet and respectful to the people that worked on the film. That's... I've never worked with him. We've never... And we've only crossed paths on the radio. So I don't... And at like, you know, porn star karaoke and things. So I've never worked with him. But he's always had such a gentle, kind and intelligent... He's smart. ...and kind of a good way of just being. That's why I want to see that video. Yeah. He explains... It sounds like if you don't have somebody and you're looking for somebody, I would sit him down with that video and go, this is what... This is, baby, this is how you do it. ...you're supposed to do. This is how you do it. This is where your head should be in the game. And there needs to be... And Alia, don't you agree, especially with porn the way that it is today, so many young men, so many men in general watching porn think that women want what they're watching. Yeah. And they try to blame porn saying that porn is the reason why women are... Men are disrespecting women. And I'm like, no, I think that has a lot to do with what the parents are doing. Yeah, your mother. Thank you. Yes. Like if you're not training, you know, teaching your children how to act certain ways and teaching them about sex correctly instead of like abstinence is the best way, you know, then obviously they are going to be very curious. Like tell a kid, no, he's going to want to do it twice as much and he's going to work harder to do it. Because obviously he knows, he's like, oh, well, this is probably fun. This is why they're telling me not to do it. Like they need to educate more. Like if people are more educated, like we wouldn't have a rape culture in 2014. Like that's ridiculous. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, I think Marcus has hit something on the head there. We're going to take a quick break, come back with Alia Jeanine and we've got more fun for you. Don't go anywhere. In the meantime, go to the screamingo.com. Tell them Ginger Lynn sent you. Put Ginger, G-I-N-G-E-R in the offer code. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. glistening as she and I were christening my car in Shangri-La. And as it was in my tradition, we'd run the gauntlet out of decisions from routine to acrobatic and bizarre. She said, now show me what you've got. She looked so purely hedonistic as my insides went ballistic for the money shot. And as the rhapsody subsided, Dewey-Eyed and thoughtly-spoken, she confided her misguided plan to me. 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Just the tip sex ideas to hold you over. Now, another game that I love to play that I'm going to be doing with Ro is called Would You Eat This? We'll let you know if we would or not. We've got the wheel of wax, sex in the news, our dirty toy garage sale, as well as dirty laundry. Join me with Ro De La Grazie on the crack. We'll be right back. At 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Now, what can we expect? Do you wear things that are sexy? You're pretty much looking at it. Like, I'm going to throw on some high heels, but this is pretty much... Well, this shirt actually goes to the sides. But, yeah, no, this is it. High heels, a little sexy top. Yeah, I don't really try to do sexy, because sexy is a lot different than telling jokes. Is it funnier if you downplay it a little bit? Well, I think that I have to downplay it. I need it. Like, my tits are always going to... They stick out regardless, because they're fucking huge. Like, I could wear a sweatshirt and still see them, but at the same time, I'm not wearing, like, a super low-cut shirt, because that's not what comedy is about. Like, I'm not trying to be sexy. Right. Like, that's not what I'm trying... But you could make jokes about your boob. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. You'd be like a boy. Maybe one a joke, right? Yeah, no, I totally make jokes about it, but I don't try to flaunt my sexuality, because that's the complete opposite of what I'm trying to do. And so many people are like, oh, you should try to be sexy. I'm like, uh, no. That's so annoying when people say that. That's yesterday. Like, it's completely different. Like, if I was trying to be sexy, I would be swinging around the poles in the strip clubs still at 35. But no, I decided... And you're an artist. And you're an artist. You don't want to compromise that. Yeah, no, it's differently. Yeah, it's just different. Like, I wear... Like I said, my boobs stick out regardless, so it doesn't really matter what I wear. They're always going to be there. And Kelly, you've not seen her naked. What size are... They're 34Fs. 34F. They are huge. What does an F look like? They're so big. You know, you could Google them. They're a hundred. Yeah. Go to gingerlandauctions.com. They're up there. They're just... They're beautiful. Big nipples? I have great breast and nipple proportions. They're perfect. Wow. I was trying to think they're not... That's a great way of describing them. Yes. That's very nice. Yes, very nice. So can you give us a little bit of what you're doing tonight? Anything that you want to... Oh, like one of my bits that I'm doing tonight? Yes. Okay, this is a good one because you guys will appreciate this. Let me see. How does this one go? Oh, I asked the crowd. I'm like, so how many people here actually pay for their porn? And normally that's the response. I get complete science because no one fucking pays for their porn anymore. And so I'm like, exactly, no one fucking pays for their porn anymore. People are more inclined to give their money to fucking crackheads on the street before giving, you know, before paying for the porn that they see. Like I've seen how many views my web... Like my movies have on websites like Pornhub and YouGiz and YouPorn and every other you don't fucking pay for your porn website. Right. And if I had $1 for every single one of those illegally viewed, I would be a multi-fucking millionaire right now. We probably... We all would be. We would all be multi-millionaires. But no, I'm not a multi-millionaire because I'm here telling jokes to you guys. Breaking it down for reals. Yeah, but hey, it's not like I can add double anal penetration to my resume. So stand-up kind of seems like the next best thing for me. And I'm like, I don't... I'm just kidding. I never did double anal penetration. On film. On film. Oh, very cute. Thank you. Thank you. That was good. Oh, you are... You know, I really... I didn't get to know you that well over the time that we spent together. We had a few hours. And I have absolutely loved this time because I've gotten to know you so much better. Let's get to hang out again. And you're really... You're a wonderful, wonderful woman. I like that. Exactly. I tried... Well, yeah, you definitely need to be in comedy. Yeah. With all the roasts and stuff like that. I'm like, I don't know if I could be that brutal. But then, you know, if you think about it, once you really get into it, like, you can just... You can just, like, pick up... You know, it's like learning how to give a porn-style blowjob. It's a whole different deal. You know, you just... You just kind of learn. You keep exercising those muscles and they work out for you. Yep. Tilt your head a little bit this way. Don't use your whole hand. You're going to cover too much of the cock. It won't look as big. Yeah. Make a little circle thing. You need to be paid for this, girlfriend. I've been saying that for the twist and turn. Little ball play there. Back to the taint. Can't forget the boys. Go into the... Go into the back door. Oh! Just... Just a little bit. All right, I'm gone. Back here again. But you are absolutely wonderful. Everyone, go out tonight. Where again can we see you tonight? It's Crazy Girls Abrea. It's Sam Tripoli's ex-show. There'll be strippers and there'll be a bunch of porn stars there as well. Is there something coming up after this that you know that you're doing? Yeah. I believe I'll be doing another show in New York at the stand very soon. And I'm also... I'm starting my own comedy show. I'm hosting my own show at the Cutting Room in New York. It will be once a month, little thing. Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. I'm super excited about that. Will you do me a small favor? Yeah. Will you shoot me a text with Crazy Girls on Abrea? Yeah, yeah. Because I have a really bad memory. I'll send you the flyer. I'm gonna see if... I know I've got it somewhere at home, but I'm thinking maybe I can talk Nick into going out tonight. It's been too nice. There'll be a bunch... Christy Canyon might actually make it out. Misty Stone will be there. Sarah Vandella, she's... Oh, I know Sarah. I know Misty. I know Sarah. Yeah. I've heard of Christy. She's like, I think I've met her once or twice before. Yeah, first time I licked her pussy. Yeah, she said that she may make it, she may not. I don't know. You know how that goes with people. That's why everyone's like, I'm gonna make it to your show. And there's probably like 30, 40 people that said that they were gonna make it, so I'm gonna cut that in half. In half. And then, yeah, so I have about 10, 15 people. Well, we will do our very best. I can't make any promises. I have to talk to my man, but we would love to come and see you, and I want to thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you guys for having me on, too. I'm sorry I have to leave so early, but I need to eat before I go to my show. Yeah, right? Blood crash. You don't need that. No. Well, and I like to have a drink or two, and it doesn't take me much to get drunk, so if I don't eat then one glass of wine and I'm gonna be hammered. You know what would be very entertaining, but just a different type of entertainment that I'm not really trying to show people. Oh, my gosh. All right, let's give a big hand to the wonderful Alia, Alia Janine. Yay! So fun. Thank you, girl. Thank you so much. You're welcome back any time that you would like to be here. We would love to have you. Yes, why not? Next time I'm in town, for sure. Please, please, please. Good luck, and like I said, I'll do my very best. Yeah, I remember, Nick. Yeah, I don't have any early morning plans, so I'm thinking maybe I can talk him into getting up and going out. I feel like it's a comedy show in a titty bar, like you're killing two birds with one stone. And it's at 9 o'clock. I have time to get home, pick him up. Exactly. And you got your titties out? I got your titties out. I get my titties both out, one of them pops back in. They're just popping out. All right, thank you again, Aliya Janine. Thank you so much for having me. Bye, ladies. Bye, honey. Bye, sweetheart. Okay, we've got more women who have done things to change sex forever in the world. 21 extraordinary women. Now, the first one was a group of women that were... Hysterical Victorian ladies. Basically, they were hysterical because they were... Horny. Horny. And they couldn't... They couldn't have orgasms or they couldn't reach that peak and the doctors figured out, you stick a dildo up there, you have a little massaging and they come and end of problem. Exactly. Exactly. Thank you. I mean, they were looking at it as like, you know, medical end of problem. Whereas men, it was... And the thing is, they were all male doctors and it's the same. How did they not figure out it's a sexual release just like it is for a man? They weren't putting two and two together just like the women weren't. I mean, their thinking was not lined up. I don't understand. All right. Give me another one. Okay. Virginia Johnson. Oh, there's an actual person. Okay. One woman. What does she do? The Masters and Johnson. You've heard of that? Oh, there was a... I didn't know that one of them was a woman. Oh, yeah. Well, it's a series on TV. My God, it's fabulous. I don't watch it. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, yes. This one-time secretary turned researcher transformed our understanding of female sexuality and the role of women in study after study from the 1950s onward. Among other things, Johnson helped debunk Freud's assertion that vaginal orgasms were somehow superior to clitoral ones and showed that women are capable of climaxing multiple times with no break in between. So, you know, it's not just... I mean, that's a lot of... A lot of people don't still know that. I know. And the fact that they did a study on it, did they do one on guys jerking off? Did they do... It just... The Masters and Johnson was... It was debunking the female mystique of orgasm. It was all about... Yeah, quite a bit. So prior to that, people thought that women really did not have orgasms. Certainly... Well, as they were pointing out, they didn't make the distinction between vaginal orgasms and clit. You know, somehow it's just something in the pussy and that should be enough. Or rub, rub, rub, rub on the clit and that was something but maybe it wasn't, you know, their idea of an orgasm that they were so separate in their minds that they couldn't... And the human animal, if you climb on top of each other, I mean, the clit rubs as the dick goes in. I mean, that's just... It's science. It's science. That's just biology, you know? And these idiots didn't figure it out? Wow. Now, what about you? How do you feel about a clitoral versus a vaginal versus a G-spot orgasm? What are your thoughts? Oh, my God. They're all different. They're all wonderful. I mean, we were talking about Hitachi and doing a 30-second one. That's a clit. Yes. That's a clit. That's just so much fun. And I can... Clits, I can go in my head and I can fantasize my parents in the front row. I mean, I've got all kinds of... I've got my reel in my head. I've got where I go to... And clits are great for that. And then penetration or different fantasies, usually something like really amazing penetrating me. It could be a hot guy. It could be... I have some really creepy ones. It could be a tentacle. Tentacle, yeah. Oh, I get it. I'm right there with you. Hinta. Hinta Japanese anime. Thank you. Oh, I even have one worse. I'll tell you secretly. I'll tell you mine afterwards. And then G-Spot, when I got turned on to it, an old boyfriend of mine got me... And I mean, literally, it was that thing where you... It's not way up. You hook your fingers under and there's that little spot. And I don't know... It's the come hither, just fingers just inside, inch and a half. I don't know. Marcus was talking about like, you know, the degree of pushing in and out kind of thing. And a lot of that is actually the pressure you put on inside and you're like, I don't know. I don't know. And you don't need to always do the in and out. You can actually just bend up your fingers back and forth on that little kind of swelling that's there. He has found... He has discovered a way to make you have the 30-second orgasm with his fingers that you can have with the Hitachi Magic Wand. That's how fast he goes. I mean, do you know how fast 6G is? And he said he went up to 13. But I thought he did that inside to get you to squirt. He does. Oh, okay. But my point is that... It's like an inside Hitachi right now. Right on your G-spot. Yes. Okay, I get it. I get it. It's that instant, that fast. It's so intense that you're just like, oh, fuck. I don't know if I survived that. Yeah, wow, wow. I haven't experienced it. I've watched it. And Christy Cannon came... I mean, just... And I've been inside her pussy many, many times and have never been able to do it like that. And it takes a lot. Like, as a woman, I don't have the strength or the... I don't know. I can't... The duration. I beg to differ. We had a little experience. And your hand was just fine. And I do believe I scored the fuck out of you. So let's not go there. All right. You know what I did? I'm such a bad girl. Remember the G-spot toy that I put in you? The double... The beads? Yes, yes, yes. I was gonna put them up on gingerlynauxures.com. And I took them home and I used them instead. That's great. Would you... With your pussy juices on them. You know, you could... Double DNA. I'm telling you, we could make a mint. I was so fucking worried I'm going double DNA. You gotta put these in me. You've got to use these. They were... I got... We had our show canceled for these. These are so fucking great. Now you gotta put them up on auction. So I've gotta put... Now we've got the photos and I've used them on top of the... I'm really, really loving them. There's something about the design that's fan-fucking-tastic. And Jenny... Jenny, stop bugging me. What are you doing over there? I'm not bugging you. Yeah. What'd she do? She keeps poking me. Poking you? She's on the other side of the glass. She's psychically poking her. I know, but she's poking me. What's your deal? What do you mean I'm poking you? Do this. Do that. You're watching. You're watching. I just gotta keep your show flowing. Oh, and we can't when we're not doing that. Obviously. Now you get too caught up with your conversations that because they're so good, I have to be like, you know, you got some phone calls I know. All right, let's pick up the phone lines right now. Jenny is on me. We've got Elle Sweet on the line. Hi, baby girl. Hello, Ginger. I got your email this morning and I have not written back because it was so amazing, so special, so sweet, so wonderful, so heartfelt that I have to think about what I want to write back. It was just the best story, the nicest email, and I want to thank you very, very much. And, um, thank you. You're welcome, but I wanted to say something about the hysteria. Yes. Okay, two things. One, did you know they made a movie called Hysteria that talks about it? A movie called Hysteria that talks about... Yeah, it talks about the history of it. Oh, my gosh, you're right. I remember that now. Oh, yeah. And two, the whole reason that they didn't think it was sexual was because the belief back then before Masters & Johnson was literally that a woman could only orgasm orgasm through penetration. The clitoral stimulation was not considered an orgasm. That's why they could do it. That's what I heard. And that's... And what's ironic is that's how most women that I know have their easiest orgasms is clitoral. Not that they don't have all the others, but... But they weren't counted. It was like scratching an itch. Yeah. And were designed... Women were, like, depressed and everything because men weren't studying how to please a woman. They were just getting off for themselves. So while they were... Honey, they were just They still are. Men suck. While they were being penetrated and having... No, they don't. They weren't enjoying it because nobody cared. Because nobody cared. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Absolutely. And thank God things have changed. And that's... You know, I got... I have to give porn a lot of credit for a lot of different things. There's parts of it that I go, that's not for me. But that's not giving it credit. And the fact that women having orgasms and... Back in the day, again, I'll go back and romanticize, they focused on the woman having an orgasm as much as they did and the man on film. And I miss that. That I really do miss. Because when a woman has an orgasm, for me at least, it's my entire body. It's not just my clit. It's not just my pussy. It's my whole body. My mind. You could throw your back out if you're not careful. Exactly. It's the... An orgasm is the one thing that I can do where there's nothing else that can ever penetrate my mind. You know, I can be sitting here having a conversation with you. I can be on the phone with Elle Sweet. I can be looking at Stevie. I can be thinking about Jenny. I can be going when I get home. I have to... Multitasking. I do a thousand... My mom says that a woman's brain is... A man's brain is like a two-way highway, a two-way, two-lane highway with Ford... What were the old... The very first cars made? Model T. The Ford Model T. That's a man's brain. Two lanes, Ford Model T. A woman's brain is like Los Angeles on the highway. You know, 10 lanes and everything's going and everything connects to another thing and another thing. On an emotional level. Yes. Yes. Let's be fair. Yes. So for me, the one thing that I can do, the only thing I do that I do not multitask, that I do not think about anything else, that my brain is nowhere is have an orgasm. That's the only thing that I can think of immediately that will always be that's where my head is, that's where I'm at and nothing can penetrate that. Wow. For that nanosecond or that short period of time. That time when I'm having that orgasm, yes. I have a question for Kelly. Yes, honey. You said one of your favorite movies is House on Haunted Hill. Mm-hmm. And it's also one of mine, but do you want the original with Vincent Price or the remake they did? Oh, that's a good question. I like the one with Vincent Price because I love the skeleton and the bath of acid. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. But the other one with Jeff, Jeffrey Rush, he was the one in it. And that was, I'm not a big current horror person, but I thought they did a really good job. The characters were creepy and well-drawn. I like both of them, but for two different reasons. I mean, and Vincent Price. I thought they were so different. They were different. So different. Two different movies. I didn't like them both and not feel like they cheated the original at all. Right. Do you remember in the original where they have the girl and she looks outside and there's a rope that's coming in through the window towards her? Yeah. Okay. I was a little girl when I saw that and I was sitting on the toilet and there was an open window and I was so sure that rope was coming in and, you know, mid-pee. That rope was going to get me. No good. Oh, no. You made me have to pee. Oh, no. I will be right back. Are you okay? I'm fine. Okay. What other horror movies do you like, sweetie? Actually, my grandmother got me into, like, the older ones. I don't, I'm not really, like, a horror fan because, like, a lot of the newer stuff is just gory. It's not. It's, yeah. I like suspense. I like thrill, but I don't like the gross as much. Did you ever see The Thing, the one I was talking about? No, I didn't see that. Oh, you really should. It's scary. It's kind of like special effects gory. Things jump out, but it's not like what they do now, which is, you know, little Chinese kids, Japanese kids running around and things, like, weirdly shot. This is so much better, and it is really scary, but I think you'd like it. If you like the Jeffrey Rush one, you'll like this one. I'm going to rent that one, then. Yay! Yeah, and I'll let you know. I mean, honestly, Kelly, I'm going to need you to be a little bit more technically savvy so we can tweet or... Okay. I can talk to you about these things. Absolutely. Absolutely. But you know what? I have to get technically savvy, too, because I have yet to get a Twitter account. We've tried. Yeah, they've tried on me. We have tried. It takes three minutes, but we just can't do it. I have so much guilt about when people tweet me and not responding right away or feeling stupid that I'm just tossing off things that I'm doing. I think maybe, I think my life isn't all that exciting, you know, that people need to know what I'm doing every minute. But you have, it doesn't have to be every minute, but you have fans. And like what we're talking now, you can tweet about, hey, your favorite movie and start a conversation. But see, I guess... You don't have to respond to every tweet. I know you don't. And then the... You're busy. You're right. You just talked me into it. What are you talking about? We'll be Twitter bones. Okay. There you go. Yeah. Absolutely. Sorry to have to run out like that. I've got a pee-pee fetish and I've got a sex fetish. And both of them started to happen at the same time and it was either pee in my chair or get up and run. But you said at the same time, so did you jerk off at the same time? No, but it felt... You know how peeing sometimes feels like? A release. It's the beginning, it's the release. Yeah. No, I had a release. Thank you, how sweet. I'm always here for you, babe. I feel so much better. Thank you for calling in, sweetheart. We always love it when you're calling in. Yes, you're so sweet. It tastes, tastes, Phoebe. I haven't talked to you for a long time. Oh, yeah. It's been a while. I just, I don't go on my Twitter that often. I'm there like once, four times a month. And that's usually Saturday. And I'm there for about... No, I mean, like when I call in, I forget to acknowledge you, but I love you to death. Oh! Oh, okay. A little brother. Ah, a little brother. I'm here. I'm usually quiet. I'm tweeting away over here for Ginger. So I've got, if you see me on, I'm not like having like chats with friends. And Ginger and I are totally monopolizing. I'm dating everyone. I'm not your Ginger's official tweeter. It's okay. Yeah, I hide over here in the corner. During the show, the other tweets are my original tweets, but from four to six, and right after the show, those are all, those are all Stevie's for us because it's very hard for me to take photos of myself and be on the radio at the same time. Thank you so much for calling. Please call back again. You're so much fun to talk to. Thank you, baby girl. Love you guys. Love you too. Bye-bye. Bye. She's awesome. Yeah. She's cool. She's absolutely awesome. I don't always like, sometimes Collins make me like, because we might be on a roll or something and it makes you stop, but when you have a good one, it's just like, oh yeah, the conversation IQ just went up in the room. Nice. Nice. Exactly. So, yeah. Yay. Did you want, could I do a couple more? Yes, I would love some more. Women who made a difference in sex forever. Extraordinary women who changed sex forever. Okay. I have two that I have to read. Okay. Dr. Ruth, Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Now, Dr. Ruth was someone that you and I, growing up, was the woman that you saw on TV that was the, she talked dirty and I remember watching her doing a segment where she had a balloon and it was about a blowjob and I was, I don't know. And she's like, grandma. Yeah. And she's like 90, you know, talking about, okay, the best way to suck a dick or she didn't say it like that, but you know, almost pretty much. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. She was. Yes. Yeah. And she would hold and fondle it. She was a true pioneer. I mean, basically, so that was that. I want to also talk about a friend of ours, Annie Sprinkle. Annie Sprinkle's on the list. She's on the list. Yes. Annie used to be in the business and she was in the 70s and very early 80s, but she became an artist, what do you call them, an onstage performer, performance artist. And it says, self-proclaimed artist. She was an artist, sexologist, ecosexual author, lecturer, educator, and thespian, not to mention, according to her website, the first former prostitute and porn star. Wait, is this one her? That's her. Okay. First to earn a PhD. Sprinkle has been pushing sexual boundaries for decades. In the mid 90s, for example, she got on stage and invited people to study her cervix through a speculum. I saw that show. It was amazing. Me too. Yeah, right. She put a speculum up her snatch, wanted you to look at the back of her womb. It was amazing. And then the other show that followed, she had like a toilet and she wanted to demystify douching. And she got up there with a douche. And it was just, again, performance art. Right. But also like, making it like, hey, it's no big deal. It's a woman cleaning her vagina, probably because you stuck some shit up there, you knucklehead. And we need to do this. And it was just, and she was smiling. And then at the very end of the show, she would take a Hitachi and she would rub one out and she would have a real, real orgasm. In fact, one time, I saw her show a few times. Yeah, she'd give you beans and an egg and you have to shake them because you're COVID. But I jumped on stage with her at the end when she was orgasming and I grabbed another Hitachi she had there and the two of us would rub one out on the stage. It was just like, I don't know if I was a ham or I really wanted, I was like, it hit so many things, you know, I was in front of people. It's Annie. It's hot. And it's like, oh, it was just so much fun. Oh my God. And we both had real orgasms at the very end on the stage. That's fucking amazing. How many people were watching you? Let's see, of the three shows I went to, one had like 75. I've been to one that were like 200 and then one was a little bit more intimate, about 45. So, yeah, she runs the gamut. And she's been around for a long, long time. She's one of those women that I remember that she was in Police Academy. I remember her being the one underneath of the podium that gave the blowjob. That was, that was Georgina Spelvin. Yeah, that was Georgina Spelvin. Okay, then I don't, you're kidding, that was Georgina? That was Georgina. That was Georgina. Then, I don't know Annie. I've never seen Annie. too much crossover. Annie, her sprinkle name was because she liked kissing, golden shower. Her story of porn? Her story of porn. She was at Show World when they had live stage, shows on stage and she would have this guy strapped up like with his arms out and she'd take a squirt gun and start squirting. And she'd pull over because they really couldn't show urination. Those pony, pony prostitutes of New York. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she's in marches and that, and she's a really, she's a really good photographer, Stevie. Yeah, she did a lot of makeovers. I have the book. Oh, okay. The whole book and it shows the before and the afters. Her friend dying when HIV happened. There's this whole book She has the most amazing video when she was dating a woman that turned into a man. Less than Annie. Yeah, less than Annie and they actually showed the operation. Wait, she was dating a woman who turned into a man? Yeah, took the hormones, got the beard, this got, this got less. Got a penis. And it showed how they cut the skin on the stomach and made a roll out of it and use it as, this is early on structure for what they're not doing now and to make it hard, there was a metal rod that went through this rolled up stomach tissue. This is what they were doing back then. This was really barbaric and they showed Annie making love to, to Les for the first time and the steel rod comes out. And it was just, it was so, it was, just made you love them so much more that they were going through all this stuff just to be normal. But then he, Les stuck his thumb in there and Annie went real crazy and all of a sudden Les screamed and she got really scared and she was like, what's wrong? Yeah, the wrong. She almost broke his thumb off. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, she's a, she's a, she's a zoptic girl. What an amazing woman. I've just, I've met her, I've met her at, at different conventions and things and always just kind of looked up to her. And she's like, kind of like, like Annie, kind of like ethereal and you know, maybe. Popcorn, yeah, like popcorn. And she's really smart. She's got the dumb blonde gone down. I would never have known she was such a, a pioneer in the industry and such an intelligent woman. Mm-hmm. Wow, Annie Sprinkler, let's try and, you know, remind me, Stevie, let's try and get Annie on the show. Oh yeah, I went down to her show. They had bronzed, panties. I'm going to see her on Sunday. They have the kids come down. can you see if she'll come? I will ask her, yeah, the Candida Royale, Veronica Vera, Veronica Hart. What are you doing on Sunday? Veronica Hart's having a party. I used to be in a club called Club 90 and it was like all of us, it was a support group in New York and they were all in it. So when they come to town, they come to Janie's house and then they all kind of get together. Well, they hang out more than I do but when they come to town, they hang out at Janie's house. Right. So, and Sharon Mitchell's going to be there. Yeah. And we need to get her too when she comes to town. I would love to. Yeah, she's like one of my best friends and she's like, I'm dropping names. She's one of my best friends. Jesus. So, yeah, I will ask the girls whichever one. That would be absolutely fantastic. It's been, and you've been fantastic today. Thank you for a wonderful show. I love you. This has been so much fun. I love you, baby doll. 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