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All right, I changed it up a little bit. Yes, I did. You did. I am Ginger Lynn with Stingy! Here on Blame It On Ginger, here on Tasty Tuesday. And what happened was I went to go and juggle Stevie's titties. And it was just not the same as Tessa Lane's titties. Tessa has these huge, giant, gorgeous, beautiful, wonderful titties that are stranded in another city. She can't get back. There's a flight problem. The plane has been, the flight's been canceled. The plane is not going up in the air. So I went to juggle Stevie's titties. And he doesn't have it. There was just nothing to do there. So I thought, what's the next best thing? Drop it down to the balls. Drop it down to the testicles. So I went right down to Stevie's package. And that's when you heard him go, eee! Yeah! He caught me by surprise. I wasn't expecting it. Well, don't worry. I didn't, like, grab. I didn't feel anything. I didn't really cop a feel. Although, today, if there was, there's one day of the year that I have full permission to do anything and everything I want to. As does everyone that comes in contact with you. And that's your birthday, which is today! Oh, yes! Woo! Happy birthday, Stevie! Thank you! I'm spending my birthday here on the Ginger Lynn Blame It On Ginger show here at Skid Row Studios, where I love to be. Where there's all kinds of people. And really, I just want to bring everybody up from the street into the studio. I want crackheads up here, regular working people. We took a little walk this... Excuse me. Uh-oh. Where'd our ladylike manners go? We had a wonderful walk. We had a belch. Oh. My voice dropped, like, are they octaves that they drop? They drop... Yes. Yes, my voice dropped, like, six octaves when I belched. We got... But anyway, it's Stevie's birthday, and we had a little... We walked around the block today, and we stopped at three different places. We stopped, and we got our little bobas. If you don't live in Los Angeles... I don't know if other people anywhere else in the world knows what the hell a boba is. They... You cut out. You're cutting out, baby. Oh, okay. Funny story. I went to Guatemala in December, right? And I... My sister and I were so excited because we found a boba place there. And my cousins that were with me were like, what is this? This is so strange. And they had a little shop there in the mall. They had a boba shop. But they have... I mean, people don't know what it is. They're trying to sell it out there, you know? Well, I just discovered what it is within the last month or so. I had no idea. Stevie turned me on to it. And basically, boba... Wait, before you go on. Yes. There's one that you would really like. There's a boba place... That has alcohol in it? Yes. Is that where you went? But you can't... No, but you can't take it out. You can't get it to go. Yeah, we didn't have time. You have to drink it there. But I thought it was so clever. I thought it was really clever. Yeah. You just sit down and... Yeah. Yeah. You just sit down. You get drunk. And we have that honey boba. That's what I got. What it is, it's a drink. I have a honey green tea drink. It's a liquid. It's a fluid. And inside of that... I don't know if you can see this on the camera. There are... Yes, you can. There are black balls. They're like small marbles or giant peas. And there are these black, gooey, chewy balls that you suck up through the super wide straw. And you get this ball of goo in your mouth. It's kind of like a really soft gummy. It's like a candy type of a thing that's in the bottom of the drink. And it's a really strange sensation. Almost sometimes it could be like a loogie. Oh, I never thought of it as a loogie. I don't... Now I've ruined Boba's for you. No, no. I got the lychee jelly too. Come on, it does. It doesn't... Sometimes it feels like snot. Yeah, it does. But it's a very... It's a tasteful one. It would be a very hard, fat, round snot. Oh my gosh. We're really selling Boba here on this show. The honey one tastes amazing though. I'm obsessed with that one. That's the one that I've got right now. Yeah. You can taste mine if you want. I'll save you some of my slime. Okay. Some of your snot. I got a couple balls of snot with your name on it, Jenny. Oh, I feel so special. You are special. You can suck them up through my straw. Okay. Don't worry because we have boxes of our next stop over here. Yes, we made three stops. So the first was the Boba shop. And then the second stop being Stevie's birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. That's all I can say. That's all I can... It's copywritten. It's copywritten. Yeah. Happy birthday. That's it. To Stevie. Can you say that? We just did. Well, two different people and we're both off key. So I think it's fine. We'll have to sing it backwards. Then we'll be okay. We'll be in the clear. So where was our second stop? That's the one I'm the most excited about. We went to this place. It's got like, it's like all white inside. And they've got these little, what do you call those things that you can't touch the pastries, but you can see them. Like little displays. Display cabinets, but they're all the glass, the beautiful. It's like walking into someplace in France. And it's actually... It's like a pastry museum. Yeah, it was like a pastry museum we visited. And they had like all these like textured pastries. Like there were some that were powdery, some that were shiny, some that were matte finish. Mostly chocolates, mousses. There were macaroons of every color. Of every color. Some good old fashioned, like this giant cream puff that's just huge. And then chocolate bars that look like they're... Or not crushed, but like... Velvet is what they look like. They're made out of... Bright red. We've got things with raspberries that have macaroons on the outside and whole raspberries inside. And little flakes of gold on some of them. You've got... Oh, there's one that looks like an egg to me. Like an egg. Looks like a fried egg. You didn't want one. I got one. Oh, I don't know. I think that was the frangipani. The frangipani. Something like that. Did it look like oatmeal was on it too? On your birthday, you can break out food anytime you want. Normally on the radio, we can't break out food. During the show, but on your birthday, go for it anytime you want. I snuck an avocado slice over here. You can do it on your birthday. Ah, okay. But there are... We're going to play a spanking game later in your honor. And we do get a bare butt to spank. Oh, no. Yes, it's going to be... But it should be something that you shouldn't get that many spankings because it's 20 things you really don't need to know about your penis. Oh, my gosh. So it's going to... I'm going to turn it into a little... Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's going to be a little quiz and then you'll get spankings. Now, how old are you today? 20-something. I'm 25. That's what I say, 20-something. I have to say I'm 25 to everybody because nobody believes how old I really am. No. And I never like put it out there when my birthday is so like nobody on Facebook has said happy birthday because nobody knows. They do now. And on Twitter at SkipHappySnap, that's who you want to follow if you want to wish Stevie a happy birthday at SkipHappySnap. That's where you want to go. But I am 40. We're all wishing... You don't have to say how old you really are. Okay. I'm 65. Wow. You look really... You look like... You look... Seriously, you look like you're like you're 24, 25. 24, 25. That's what I have to say because everyone thinks that I'm not... Like when I was a kid, I wanted to live forever. Can you imagine what a horrible curse that would be? But you know what? I think it's happening. Because people look at me and they go, there's no way. There's no way you're that old. And I'm like, oh my gosh, my wish came true. I'm going to see everybody die and I'm going to stay this young forever. It's terrible. Poor Stevie. That's so sad. I know. I'm not looking forward to it. So we did our second stop, which was Louis and we got... Louis Bogotega. What do you say it? He's some French guy. Bogeta? Bogeta? Is it... How do you say it? I can't even find it. It's right on there. Andy says Bottega. Bottega. We went to Louis Bottega and it's just... They've got these great displays. Well, whip something out. Right now? How many hints do you need? Oh, I have five spoons here. Okay. I don't know. It's your birthday. I'm going, whip something out. What have we got? And then we made a third stop. We went to a French bakery. That's too big. Well, it's your birthday. Do you want to start on that one? No, you start on whatever you want. It's your birthday. And we stopped at a little French bakery and got sandwiches. We had little fresh made sandwiches. But what I want to do right now is I want to talk about sex by the birth signs. Being that it's Stevie's birthday. Stevie, what is your birth sign? What is your... Are you... Sometimes I'm cancer and sometimes I'm Leo. I'm on the cusp. So even though I'm a lot of water and I'm supposed to be very emotional, there's a lot of fire. I've had people that read my whatever, read my sign or do whatever. Right. Look at my sign and figure out what's rising. And they tell me that I'm less water and more fire. More fire, which would be which sign? Oh, good. No, which would be which sign I'm asking you. Oh, I thought you said I was a witch. Oh, good. That I don't know. It's so confusing on it because I'll read it. Let's see what it says here on the date. On cancer. Well, I guess you could read cancer and then Leo also or whatever comes after it. It'll tell me when the birth date is and what it says. I don't know how much weight I put in the birth signs and in astrology. So cancer is June 22nd to July 22nd, which is today. Your ruler, you are moon element. Your ruler is the moon. Your element is water sign. My ruler is a butter cookie right now. The stash is. Yes. Do you know what your color is? No. Your color is white and silver. White and silver are your colors. Do you know what your symbol is? My symbol? It's a crab. It's a crab. And your physical element is peaceful and cool. That's your physical element, peaceful and cool. Your emotional element is peaceful. It says your cancer rules the home. And behind closed door is where the crab comes out to play. Leave the caveman tactics behind when you're planning on igniting the crab to the heights of pleasure. They are turned off by an overt show of power. Cancer rules the breasts and male cancers are attracted to lacy feminine lingerie. There you go. That showcases them. All right. So you rule the breasts. Are you? Are you? Are you a peck man when you look at men? I am actually a more of a look at legs first. A nice pair of calves. And then it goes to the chest. And I do like arms because a lot of times I find out guys that I'm interested in are drummers. Oh, really? Which is really weird because another friend of mine told me that most drummers have foot fetishes. So every time I meet a guy who's a drummer, I'm like, do a foot fetish. Do a foot fetish. And they usually say yes. Oh, eat that raspberry right there with the gold in it. That's got a fleck of gold in the raspberry. That's a special one. I'm trying to get it. I smashed it. There it goes. I got it. Did you save it? Mm hmm. It's a golden raspberry. Wow. All right. So you do like the chest of a man. That's the second thing that you look at. So maybe there is a second. But before all that, I really have to be turned on by face. Oh, the face is first. And it's the eyes. it was always green eyes for a long time and and then it changed then i switched it up because i thought i've been brainwashed to like certain types so i need to just kind of figure out i have to look inward i looked too outwardly at people right so now i'm trying to look inward and find out who people are if you're just looking out at the outward part and you're still attracted to the guy that's shooting up in between his fingers and the guy that wants you to put a toilet brush around the end of his dick into the back of a van no those days are over are you sure you know you're a year older now you really need to be a little more cautious a little more careful you you have to be a grown-up now stevie yes 25 you're a grown-up right jenny yes yeah i still haven't gotten there yet but you haven't gotten there no it's it's all with the healthy things i kind of went to um i started this year i went to uh what is that thing called i just got a coin from it um i went to i went to a coda meeting so i went to codependence anonymous i went to that to unravel some stuff i um today like i went home yesterday oh my god that's the best raspberry i've ever had it's so good i'd gone out i have a fork yeah i ended up wanting to you know shoot more so i did they had an art walk in ventura that was amazing at aerialists they had all kinds of great art pods and stuff and over the weekend on the weekend and i kept saying you know i need to shoot so i put it on my phone and i was like oh my god i'm gonna shoot a video of me and i'm gonna shoot a video of me and i'm gonna shoot a video of me and i'm gonna shoot a video of me and i'm gonna out there to the universe and just said you know what i need stevie is a photographer a very accomplished one he's not out there shooting people he doesn't have so but they've been coming i forgot how to ask it used to always come so easy so now i've been shooting and got some great stuff and i went home and um last night and then i went to sleep early and not well kind of early and i got up and i read about um some article on usa today which was um i told you on the way it was like how the um police the police are unindated with mental health cases and i was trying not to be pulled away from what i needed to do which was retouch and go through some photos because i did that was you were you were looking at k parker photos k parker we shot when you were in mexico k parker and i got together and we did a photo shoot and she's a spiritualist so we kind of we've traded some stuff so i did a photo shoot for some sessions so this brings us back to did she do your reading for you we're kind of going through some stuff and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna shoot stuff so i um and then it came back again i'm just then we went to the psychics we were around psychics and i asked a question you and i when we went to our tarot card readings yes and k um you and i okay there was the i was talking with k and um back to the van and being an old a year older and doing all that no longer am i interested in people with shooting up in their hands and doing all kinds of drugs hiding their needles and all kinds of crazy places and um i think you should raise your standards to yeah getting into vans house all that stuff makes you you can have friends that are homeless friends that are that are crazy friends that you run into on the sidewalk when you're taking your 3 30 in the morning walks but you don't want to get into the van anymore you don't want to go to the rooftop home of somebody no not anymore and and for dating they should have a car they should have a job and they should have a home but you know what the strangest thing is the last time that i got together with some people i had an orgasm that i didn't feel i did not feel that was a strange segue yeah i had ejaculated wait you had an orgasm that you didn't feel yeah i or i should just say i ejaculated and did not feel it at all somebody had to my but yeah the guy had to tell me that i'd came i didn't even know i'd came yet i was so it made me stop for a second and i thought you know what i am having sex that is not fulfilling exactly you're not so you physically had an orgasm but you didn't physically numb to it mentally anything there was no squishy none of the throb nothing nothing that happened it went by yeah i could have been in surgery you know it was i didn't feel a thing i wonder so it disturbed me i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew i needed help i knew happy and in the now and doing healthy things for myself and it started with you know losing the weight and trying to clear my mind of all my um any negative the stuff that I was doing the self-destructive stuff so that I'm you know I'm putting behind me so you've made a conscious decision you've made a decision to change well I have to you know it's like that's the first step in it is making that decision so good for you so that's that's the road I'm on right now it's just the road to being happy and well and you know what I went through a period of about five years when I just I wasn't ready for a relationship I wasn't ready to to be with anybody and I I didn't really sleep around a whole lot I didn't it was more of a it was a me time and I did that oh in my my early 40s oh wait I'm in my 20s how does that work out oh it was in a past life in your 40s in one of my past lives when I was in my 40s oh my gosh but I've cleared a lot I'm getting rid of a lot of stuff too so I'm letting go that's the strange thing about coming up to this this birthday is I'm actually letting go of stuff and it took some people getting some of my stuff giving some of my stuff away to get me to actually let go of stuff because I thought about are you a hoarder I am a hoarder but they're creative hoarding it's for photo shoots I've got stuff I live in a prop house in a prop room full of stuff but it's getting it out and following through with this creative thing you get attached to those types of things but I don't want to be attached anymore yeah no good for you I think it's it's a huge step it's it's growth I would kind of be afraid to I've never been to your house I've known you since you were 16 years old and I've never been to your house and I've known you a long time um and I imagine that your house is like a little bit of a place for you to be and I imagine that your house is like a little bit of a little bit like like a hoarder's house well there's a room I have that's really just full of things everywhere fabulous things wonderful eclectic amazing things you know it's like you look it just might look like a book but it's a 300 book so you know it's like there's a lot of collectibles and stuff like that there's a lot of um gifts that people gave me rare things how are you going to decide things how are you going to decide which things to keep and which ones to get rid of oh that's a good question have you begun the process yes I'm sorting I'm sorting and getting rid of stuff okay going through and just letting it go because what I really want to do is consolidate everything I know all of my negatives are going into a box so I mean the only thing I'm really holding on to they are memories but they're just my past but they're part of my um my craft or what I do I threw away a lot of you know I I kept a picture of like an old boyfriend you know like his face or something but you know shots that like let's say I don't know with this wiener out that I took it you know under the Christmas tree or I mean that never happened but I'm just making up something oh I was gonna say you should have gave that to me but you know those kinds of photos that I went you know I really don't need those I got rid of that all that kind of stuff as far as I know years ago I just went through and went yeah I don't really need that now Nick and I have video of a lot of things that we've done because we have all over for gingerlynoxious.com and a lot of the time we end up having sex let's get back to your sex and see what you are like sexually if you really are I don't know if I'm sexual anymore I think I'm on a hiatus well you you rule the breasts the breasts okay you rule the breasts and cancer loves the bikini wax smooth sleek soft skin is the turn on for the crab do you like your men really well groomed do you like them shaved you know I never thought I did I used to like guys that were smooth and then I went home with a bear one night who was hairy and I really loved just rubbing my fingers through that chest hair I loved smell and I thought you know I used to be put off by that smell that musky smell of a man but I like it now so it's like there's so many things that I was fed within the community from magazines to articles to go-go boys to what I was supposed to be a girl to be a girl to be a girl to be attractive to what was served up and put on a pedestal and what the idea of what was beautiful or what was attractive or desirable is that what it's like in the gay community I mean well there's so many different ones I mean with anybody I mean with anything is you know going past the news stands watching tv doing all that we're fed so much on what it should be and so I really had to go through and go what do I find attractive now and then I looked at this bear and I was like and it came out of I was bored and I thought well you know I'm gonna just do this because nothing else is going on and it was a discovery so I was finding as I would like I saw the hairy chest and I just kind of went whoo and then I went and I just went to my senses and I went to my sense of touch and started playing with the chest and was feeling the hair and the sensation and smelling it and looking at the person and looking into their eyes and connecting with them on a was he a big man was he was he an actual when I think of a bear I think of somebody that is a big man not just hairy but it was more of like a month in between muscle bear and a fat bear it was more of a athletic bear but was hairy and you know it was just like I enjoyed it it was a whole different thing it was about an intimacy and a closeness and it it worked and then so that happens I think when as you get older um! I used to be attracted to a whole different type of man although one characteristic that I've always needed can guess what it is that I've always needed in any man that I've dated one characteristic is one thing that I have to have in a man oh gosh that I won't I won't say you know oh it's okay he's not he's got a tall the right age no no oh gosh let me see he would have to be oh this is good it's more of a character trait a character trait confident are you gonna say confident hmm now very confident okay he's got to oh this is tough you know oh you know why it's tough because you know I really well only yeah but I but the men in your life I've only known one that's so it's like that's true in all the years that you've known me you've only known one that's funny yeah funny none of them were good enough for you that's funny yeah funny none of them were good enough for you Yeah. It's funny. None of them were good enough for you. Oh, there you go. They just weren't good enough for my Stevie, damn it. So I held out. No, that one trait is intelligence. Okay. Gotta have a man that has intelligence. College smarts or street smarts? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. But they have to have smarts. I remember there was one boy in high school and he was like the jock. He was the best looking guy. Ever. He was tall, dark and handsome. He was the quarterback of the football team. And I had the hots for him so badly. I really wanted to get, I just wanted to get together and hook up and do this guy. And he came over and he picked me up and he came to the door and I don't remember what he said or how he said it, but he was so stupid that it was one of those things that my dad gave me one of those looks. He just looked over at me and I looked back at him. And he kind of snickered, you know, seriously, you're going out with a doorknob. You're going out with a doorknob. And I'm not college educated. I'm not, you know, I've got some street smarts and I'm, you know, I'm not a genius, but I'm not an idiot by any means. But I need my man to be able to carry on an intelligent conversation. And it turns me on when he's wise to the world and when he's had experiences and knows things and has, you know, he's got a lot of experience. He's traveled and keeps up with current events. And, you know, there's something about smart that turns me on. See, I don't love guys that are just like down to do whatever. They're wild and crazy. But the only thing is I need to find a guy who's out there and wild and crazy because that's who he is, not because he's on something or because. Well, that's what most people do, Stevie. Yeah. Or because there's a. I don't know, like an imbalance going on or something like that. I need to find somebody who's actually that person all the time. Well, let's find you one that is doesn't matter to this cancer. If you are smooth and sleek or big and berry, it says cancer is vibrant and is a vibrant and sensitive lover and responds to romantic overtures, soft music and sensual abandonment in their bed. They need to know. They're the lover before they seal the deal. They're not much interested in multiple partners and sex in a sex game. However, they are turned on by and willing to play any role you choose to heighten arousal and create an explosion in bed. So basically, are you romantic? I am. But, you know, I was so disillusioned the first time I fell in love that I want to get back to that because it took me a long time to kind of I distanced myself from that. And I do want that. But I guess I'm confused on how to get there. So it's another journey. But it's like, I just don't want to lose four years again on a bad like I'm bad. What do you call it? I'm just growing up and learning about a lesson, learning a hard lesson. I don't want to lose four years again, learning a hard lesson. No, and you can't let you. You're in my life too much. I won't let you. I'll see it and I'll stop you from doing that. But I mean, in general, are you? Are you? Are you the kind of guy who would rather be tied up or tie somebody else up and be kinky? Or are you the romantic type who would prefer soft music and candles and something romantic? What type are you? Not not so much relationship, but are you? It says here that you are vibrant and sensitive as a lover. Definitely. I'm very well, you know, that scares a lot of people. I do a lot of eye contact. I do get close. And it scares the hell out of guys that run in the other direction. But I mean, I'm not saying when I get with somebody that I want to be with them forever or do something like that. But in that moment, I want to know them in that moment and be as close and vulnerable as I can be. And then I can just get up and walk out the door. But it's different with gay guys. I think it's completely different. I understand that you want that for that moment. And you know who does that? That's that's a straight woman is Kristin Blackmore. Kristin Blackmore? Kristin Blackmore? Canyon. She will get so lost in that moment with her lover that she will, she will tell them, I love you. And she will mean it when she says it, she can have known you for five, six hours. And in that moment, want it so badly and be so lost in it. And so part of, and so in the moment right here, right now that she means I love you when she says it. So she's that Gemini. That's a Gemini. But, and, but I don't know, that's, are you into multiple sex partners here? It says you're not. I'm not, I've gone there to, um, whatchamacallit, to kind of just go there. Right. But it's too much for me because if I'm with somebody, I really want to concentrate on that person. But if I'm not into them, I'm into multiple people. Cause then I could just like go, you push them over to the other person and just get away and, and just move on to my own thing. Or with whoever else is in the room. Yeah. Then I'd be able to move and float freely. But on a one-on-one basis on that romantic thing, when I was growing up, I always thought, I mean, I've never dated to this day. I'm like, I've never had a boyfriend. I always thought I would have one. You've never had a boyfriend? Never had a boyfriend. I mean, I was in high school. I met this guy. You're so cute and you're so nice and you're so smart and you're so funny and you're, you've got, you're talented. You've got all these great things going for you. How can you? I don't know. Marianne says I'm a threat. I'm too honest in that. Makes people, okay. It makes them uneasy. I'm too open and it's a, it's threatening to them. I find it refreshing. Well, not, well, the guys I meet that have. But I'm not dating you. Yeah. And it's, it's just weird. I mean, I just don't want any, any BS when I'm, when I'm meeting somebody, but now I've become so disillusioned that I'll play the game. So I'll just say that, you know, now when I meet people, I do shut off and I'm like, pretty much in zombie mode. So I'll go through the motions, but now, now I will. When you meet that right person, it'll be all different. You won't be in zombie mode. Zombie mode. I don't. Yeah. I try not to look into the eyes anymore. It'll just happen when you're not, when you're not looking for it, when you're not paying attention. That's what happened to me. I want to get to another one of these. Jenny was excited. Now, Jenny, this tells you about your sexual tendency, tendencies. Do you want to do yours or do you want to do your lover's to see what your lover is attracted to? You want to do your lover? All right. What sign is? your lover, Jenny? Aries. Aries. All right. Let's see when Aries is. Aries right here is March 21st to April 20th. We just missed your birthday. When was it? April 11th. April 11th. Happy belated birthday. Oh my God, you got to come in here and get a pastry. Lover. Come pick a pastry. Happy belated birthday. Happy birthday. Why didn't you tell us it was your birthday? He's not very open with that kind of stuff. He doesn't care. We would have gotten you something from Louie. Louie. It's like Louie's the birthday place. Are you fucking kidding me? Can you spank his bare bottom instead of mine? No, no, no, because it's already passed. We missed it. Yours we know. We all know. And you are going to be getting a spanking coming up in the very near future. All right. So Aries. Aries is the ruler. Aries ruler is Mars. Aries element is fire. A sign or fire sign. Aries color is red. Okay. Aries symbol is the ram. We all know that one. The Aries spiritual element is perseverance. Are you? Are you? Yeah. Physical element, hot and active. Yes. He likes to go hiking a lot. Yes. Camping and any outdoor. That's the thing that you can imagine. So hot and active. That's your element. Now, what about his emotional element? It says here that that his emotional element is courageous. Yeah, I could see that, but I don't in the in that. You haven't had the the experience where he's got to save the baby out of the burning building or. No, what did he do when that person called you a faggot? Yes. He gave him a cookie so that he could go away. It was courageous. Take your cookie and move on that that was courageous that was courageous that you see the photo that Stevie took of the two of you holding hands from behind? Yeah, he showed it to me yesterday wasn't that beautiful? I was like who the heck is this? And then I noticed that it's us and I thought it was so cute. It was really beautiful. I posted it six days ago. I guess I rarely check Instagram. What happened was it was better when you guys first started walking, but these people jumped into my shot. And I was like trying to get it because the hands were together. And I saw it and I went, oh, this is perfect. And then I just had to like accept that these people were going to get in the way and I couldn't get the shot I wanted. But it worked out. You still got us, you know, perfectly from behind and everything. I thought it looked nice. I thought it was beautiful. Yeah. And on your phone. It was so sweet. I actually haven't seen any of Stevie's photography. Oh, you've got to see his work. Stevie's really amazing. He took some shots of my son for Mother's Day. And what other was that for? Oh, my gosh. That birthday present. Mother's Day and my birthday. Yeah. It was like I wanted to do this, but your son wasn't of age. So I had to ask permission. So I was like, Ginger, is it okay if I photograph your son? For, you know, I have this idea. And I told her. It wasn't in a creepy way. That would be great. I wouldn't expect Stevie. Well, I didn't think he'd do it really. Yeah, because then your boyfriend said, oh, he'll never do that. And I was like, oh, okay. So I just thought, well, and then I ran it by him and he said, okay. And then it happened. You were you were out of town. And I ran. I said, you know what? Do you want to do that? And I did. I had. I had. I had to plan it. That whole thing. I had to plan. I had like 10 minutes to plan it. And I went and it all came together. Like everything that was supposed to be used came together. It was right there. In about 10 minutes. And then I was like, hey, I want to do your mom's. And what Stevie ended up using was pieces of my artwork. Do you have a website where we can check stuff out or? I don't yet. I need to find somebody who does web design. You know what? You can build one with your photographs really easily at GoDaddy. Daddy.com. Nick build one built one for me for my artwork. It's called Gingerland art.com. And you can go there. And it was very simple to do. And it's just, you know, page one, page two. And each page has about 15 different paintings that I've done on it. There's a little slide show in the beginning that doesn't show all of them. But it's it's it was a couple of days to put it together. And it was very simple. So my people. The place that you want to check it out. Well, my Facebook, which is Steve Zambrano. It's public. Everything on there. You can see it's under what? S.T.E.V.E. And then Zambrano. Z's and Zebra. A.M. B.R.A.N.O. And there's one folder in there. That's it says portfolio. So there's a lot of portfolio shots in there. There's camera shots on there. I just did two shots of Linnea Quigley are up there. Her manager kept losing them. And she had a new somebody in casting who needed it. And she's in Florida. And I was you know, sometimes I'm not home to like look for these photos and post them. So I posted them directly to her site. So if you went to her place and found the photo, I tagged her and you could go directly to me if you can't find me. And that's on Instagram. It's no, that's Facebook. And I've got the Facebook. I've got a pink mustache and pink eyebrows. I like a pink Oompa Loompa. So it's the same as you as you have for your Twitter account. It's that same picture. Yes. Same picture. Oh, we have people here. You do. You know, we have guests. Let's take a quick break right now. I'm Ginger Lynn with Stevie. It is Stevie's birthday today. Happy birthday, Stevie. I've got all this chocolate. I can't stop eating it. You never can stop eating it. I know all about you. What I want you to do right now is go to the screaming O.com. I want you to get the Vibro Man. It's a vibration kit. The Vibro Man is the ultimate. The ultimate starter kit that gives your man a three point upgrade. So this is a kit that comes with three different items. It turns his tongue into a. 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We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. with my co-star, but I knew my scene was good if the crew, if their dicks were hard because they were doing it, they were filming every day and they saw the same things. And so if you got that crew turned on, you knew that you were really doing it. So that was one of my favorite things. Do you have anything that stands out in your mind? Well, like my favorite part of it was always just the photography. I loved doing really beautiful photography and just seeing those kind of images come to life. But my favorite moment in my career- You know, or being the photographer? Well, both. Or both. Yeah, both. Now I've actually been doing a little bit of both, but I always just liked looking at and creating beautiful photography with the sexuality and being more open-minded with myself. My favorite moment has to be the year that I won my first X-Biz award because right after I won for my toy line, I won performer of the year, like legitimately back-to-back that same night. And I wasn't expecting to win either of them. So that was my favorite moment. That's huge. Congratulations. Congratulations. Now, Miss Jolie. Uh-oh. Justine Jolie. Right? I'm like, oh no. You dirty little slut. Yes, I am. Yes, you are. Slop it. You sucked, you didn't suck that many dicks. You did girls. Yeah, not on film, but off film. I did some dirty ass shit. Oh. Lots of orgies in private, you know, in my private life. Really? Yeah. What kept you from doing boys on film? I wouldn't have any privacy. I would have zero privacy. Like if I did, you know, boys on film, I would have to do it for fans. And eventually, you know, what I was doing, I've catered to my fans quite a bit. So I felt that I would have to do the same thing with boy girls. So I decided not to. Good for you. You know, and you are a huge name. Oh, wow. Thank you. Yes, you are. Cheers. Cheers to you. Thank you for being there. Thank you for being a filthy slut. To be able to come in and be, a woman who only does women, to become so famous and still, just become huge because you are who you are, not because you fucked like this or you did that. It's because of the person that you are. And to be able to pull it off doing Only Girls is a really big accomplishment. Well, thank you. I think it's huge. Did you ever miss the dick on film? Not on film because, boy, let me tell you, you know, it's geometry when you're having sex on film. It's not necessarily. Like, there's not always, there's not always those moments where you can have an actual orgasm, or at least that was my experience working with certain companies. When you worked with a certain company, it was more about how it looked rather than how it actually went down. Exactly. So I stopped working for those companies because I, about a year ago, or about two years ago, I got into a scene with a girl who's like, oh, I've been a huge fan of yours for a long time. I'm so excited. Yay. Yay. She started going down on me and she's like licking me from a mile away going, am I doing it right? I'm going, oh, Lord in heaven. I have to stop making that porn. I just have to because you got into porn thinking this is the appropriate way to have sex, period, end of story. So I started working for Catherine. It did. It made me super sex. I was like, no, my vagina's right here. Your tongue is almost a mile away from it. Were you able to teach her how to get there? Well, yeah, but I mean, it didn't, it also didn't matter because that particular company, it was for the look, not necessarily for the feel. So that's when I started. You still don't want to have to direct traffic when you're down there. Yeah, no shit. Like, all right. I mean, I'll tell you sometimes go to the left a little bit. Go to the right a little bit. But if I have- I really like it there. Exactly. That's nice. But if you're not even in the neighborhood, much less the ballpark. It's time to switch places for me. Yeah. Yeah. It's time for me to go, oh, time to give. So how long did you do porn for? Uh, 10 years. I'm still doing porn. If, you know. You are still doing it if something comes along. I didn't know you were still doing it. Yeah, I have a- And I have still enjoyed it. But I know that you're doing a lot of other things today as well. Yeah, Girls Kissing Girls 15 is actually coming out. Melissa Monet directed it. I love Melissa. She's one of the sexiest women that I've ever met in my entire fucking life. That ass. Uh-huh. We did a movie together and they had to, they would have to do it. They wouldn't allow us to be together before we shot. It was like- Same here. Just in case you were wondering, same here. They kept us apart. She's just got that energy. There's something about her that if you really like girls, you pick up, you know. Yeah, she's just magnetic. She will bring that out in you. Oh, yeah. She turns girls out all the time. It's great. She's the kind of girl that is the true test for if you like girls or not, if you're gay for pay. There should be- Because Melissa Monet, can make anybody love having sex with girls. Okay. So if you're not really into girls, Melissa could turn anybody out. So you would have to totally be not into girls in order to not, Melissa would turn anybody out. And if you're really gay for pay, then you wouldn't do- You wouldn't have had fun during the scene. You wouldn't have had fun during the scene because it's impossible not to have fun during the scene with her. Right. You know? Well, and then there's also the cameras turn off and she's like, and now it's time to go. Love her, love her, love her. I love that for that. I love her for that. Now, Mia Isabella. Yes, ma'am. How long were you in front of the camera? Like I said, my sight's still active, so I guess I'm still kind of in front of the camera. But gosh, from 19 until now, it's almost a decade. Wow. How have I never seen one of your movies? What are some of your most famous titles? I think Joey Silvera's Transsexual Superstars was one of the most popular I could find all over the internet for some reason. My movies that we did, that I directed and produced, Want Some Honey, won an award also with X-Biz last year. Yes, I too. I want some honey, baby. I love that title. Yeah. Because there's so many, you know, Fuck Me Up the Ass 39. I know. You know, and I don't mind the numbers at all, but when it's the vulgar part of it too, there's this huge part of me that goes, I want to watch that one. I really, you know, I want to watch like the highest number of that one. But there's a part of me that goes back to the old school where I hear, you know, Want Some Honey. And it's just a title that you don't hear that often. There aren't very many classy titles. It was fun to produce that too. I really had a good time doing that. Now, did you find that producing was like wrangling kittens? Did you find your talent? No, because it was all my own scenes in my company that I work with. Does a really great job of making sure that everything goes smoothly. From the talent, their testing, to my sets and everything like that. So I just had to say what my idea was per scene and just show up and do my job. Okay, that's the way I want to work from now on. Right? You and me both. Yes, that's brilliant. I tried producing, and I see you on the line there, L-Suite. We're coming to you in just a second. I produced and directed a series of six films and I had to lock my talent in my home. I had, what I did was, I did a true amateur series where I had people post their photos online and then the people that went to the site could vote on you. And the people that got the most votes, the couples, the singles, the men, the women, were flown out. We had 10 men and 10 women that flew to Los Angeles who had never done anything before. We had a couple where the couple came out and only the girl was on the film. We had... Anyway, what happened was, everybody was fucking everybody all the time. And so I couldn't keep the guys' dicks hard because they were fucking everybody all the time and the girls were getting wore out. So I had to make everybody stay at my house and I still compare it to wrangling kittens. It was, I couldn't keep them apart. If I let them leave the house, they were, you know, they got drunk, they had hangovers. So Mia, to be able to go to a set and just show up and everything be ready for you was amazing. Now you started to tell us, you said earlier about something that really stood out, a memory on camera. Did you get to that one? No. I don't think you... Did we yet? No. About my ex-biz win? No. Oh, okay. Well, I guess my best moment for me, I think in the industry, was the time that I won my two ex-biz awards. Oh, when you did win it. Yes, that, yes, we did get to that. Okay. Yeah, which is a huge, huge memory. I'm so sorry. I think you have a vaporizer over there. You're not sharing. No, you know what? Isn't that for cigarettes? It's a mama mia. It's a cigarette one, but if you want to try it. Oh, no, I'm good. Thank you. Yeah, no, I stopped smoking a couple years ago for my son's 16th birthday, and for the most part, I'm really, really good. For the most part. I'm curious. Yeah, so Justine Jolie, now you're doing some different things. You've done everything, but you're doing some different things these days. I am. What are you doing, dirty girl? We all know that I'm an avid pot smoker, and if you don't know, you should know by now that I'm an avid pot smoker. I've heard that about you. Yeah, if you've been my friend for any amount of time, you know that my nickname is also the Green Fairy, so I decided to start an edible company called Green Fairy Edibles because I'd like to be able to eat food that has pot in it that's not sweet because unlike my beautiful friend here, my ass can't take a lot of brownies, because my butt just keeps growing, so there's no stopping that. And the more sweets and the more calories you intake, it's just bad for your body, so I decided that, you know, we needed something that was savory and good for you, so I started making jerky, fruit roll-ups. Fruit roll-ups actually start rolling out next month. I currently make coconut oil and two different types of jerky. Now, I've had your jerky, and it's amazing. And, you know, I was talking, uh, yesterday about, uh, the fact that I've got my card, and, uh, my son found me something that is an edible, but it's, it's, it's called beehive concentrates, and it goes underneath of your tongue. Sublingually. Well, you can take anything pretty much sublingually. It was, it doesn't taste good at all. No, of course not. But it's, the reason that I chose that, uh, because it was, it was, I don't want the candies. I don't want the chocolates. I don't want, but, but I'm not a big smoker. I'm much more of an edible when I need it for whatever reason that I may need it for. But your beef jerky was something that I went, oh, yes. You know, you can have it delivered now. You can have it delivered now? Well, yeah, you don't have to go to the shop. It can actually just be delivered to you because I sell on speedweed.com. Nice. L.A. Speedweed has my, my edibles. Now, what is L.A.? So it's L.A. Speedweed.com? Mm-hmm. L.A. Speedweed.com is the, uh, sorry, L.A.'s largest collective, uh, delivery service in Southern California. They have over 10,000 patients. So all you have to do is go on the website. You can actually look it up right now. www.laspeedweed.com. And when that comes up, oh, yeah, I thought they were doing it. They're working on it. Um, but yeah, uh, you just sign up as a patient. You put your rec number in there. They verify that it's an actual, you know, proper rec from a doctor. Right. And then after that, it takes all of about 10 minutes to sign up and verify that you have a, an appropriate rec. And then, and then you can start ordering and then somebody will be there within two hours. That's brilliant. Yeah. That's brilliant. And, and yours is tasty. It's, it's effective. Very. And I really enjoy it being someone, like I said, that I, I'm not in it for the, the high. Um, I, I discovered why mine works so well for you. It's because I make mine non-psychoactive. What's that? Is that what it is? Yeah. Uh, psychoactive, uh, meaning if you haven't taken out any of the impurities and you leave it as it is in the whole THC, uh, cabinoids and everything, um, for some people, they experience what feels like acid. It feels like an acid trip to you. If things feel kind of unreal, it's, I, I like to describe it as four shots of alcohol with absolutely zero water versus one shot of alcohol and six bottles of water. You feel buzzed, but you're not fucked up. Yeah. Yes. I remember going to a show. And that's, that's how I describe psychoactive and non-psychoactive. Okay. And I'm not a psychoactive girl. Yeah. I mean, and some, lots of the waxes are made so that they are psychoactive so that you do feel, and it's, it makes the high more intense. That's really what psychoactive means. It just makes the high way more intense and, and couch locks your ass. That's pretty much what, when people are like, I can't fuck with edibles, man, because they couch lock me. That's the thing. I lost two days because somebody gave me an edible. I didn't eat edibles, but I was at a party and they're like, oh, we made these cookies. And I was like, I love cookies. Fucking irresponsible bastards. Yeah. It was like, I don't know how many doses it was, but I took this cookie and I was gone for two days. I just slept. Yeah. I mean, I love the gummy bears. My favorite. Yeah. Totally favorite. So do you have LA Speedway delivered to you? Well, no, I actually just got in my car, but I've been smoking for forever. And I love them over at LA Speedway. They've always been awesome. Yeah. A lot of the shows that I do, they are always like sponsors and on the air with me. Oh, that's great. We're going to find out more about Mia Isabella and Justine Jolie in just a second here. Right now, I want you to go to, where are they going to go, Stevie? To the Screaming O. Oh, that's right. The Screaming O.com is where you're going to go right now. 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L-Sweet. When we come back, I'm picking you up, baby. We'll be right back here on Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. just let us go and have a good time. There are some good companies out there like that. Nika Noel. Oh, yeah. She just moved to New York. Nika Noel is like that as well. She moved. Yeah, to New York. Oh, no. Boo, boo, boo. Yeah, because she thought I was still in New York and she was like, I'd love to do something with you. And I'm like, I live in L.A. You live in L.A., which means I get you. I get you. Yes, you do. Oh, sweet. Well, I would love to keep, you can stay on the line and stay watching, but we do have a special little treat for Stevie King coming up here in just a second here. I know, I definitely want to ask him. I want to have a little birthday surprise here. So thank you for calling. Have a great day, sweetheart. Thank you, babe. All right. Bye-bye. Thank you, Justin. Bye-bye. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Stevie, close your eyes. Close my eyes. Close your eyes. Can we get our... Do I leave my headphones on? I have no idea what's going on. My eyes are closed and it's silent here. Okay. Put some music on. Put some music on then. I don't normally look on people's phones. All right. We need a little sexy music. That's rude to just like stare at someone's screen. Oh, I don't know. What are we doing? I don't know. I'm in the dark. I don't know. What's happening? We've got a stripper. We're getting music set up for Stevie. Stevie, keep your eyes closed. You're going to get your stripper in just a second. And we have music coming up. Something slow, something sexy. Stevie, this is going to be the best birthday dance you've ever had in your entire life. I searched high and low for the best... chest. Oh my gosh. For the best... ass. For the best... hair. All right. Oh, that's a good song. You've got your dancer coming up here. All right. Okay. Do I leave my headphones on? Nope. Take your headphones off. Okay. Ah! Uh-oh. Sorry. Did somebody get hurt? No. I've been doing a lot of hiking lately and my knee just told me that. Oh, okay. All right. Where do I go? Where do I go? Talk while we do this. You know what? Mia, what's happening here? Well, um, your co-host is getting felt up. Head to toe. Chest. A little erotic. Who knows they're girls? It's not the same. Andy! We need you. Andy was supposed to come in and give you a lap dance and he wienered out on us. Andy, you big pussy. Oh my. A straight guy is no better than a girl. Can I open my eyes now? What was that? A straight guy is no better than a girl, right? A straight guy? No, for Stevie, that's a big high. That's much better than a girl. No. I mean, Justine, Julie, and John are red-headed, too. Oh, yeah. I love ginger. Yeah. He loves it, but I just, I knew that, like, there was no way that I could go down and touch him. I mean, I'm not a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm not sure why I did that. I think I just got stuck with Stevie's crotch. There was just no way I could do it. Yeah. I just, I thought that was a little inappropriate trying to... Yeah. Yeah. So, no. Andy was gonna do the dance for you, but now he's... No. Yeah. That would be... Then Jennie would... Jennie would... Jennie was all for it. She has daggers shooting from her eyes at me every day if that happened. No. Jennie was whoring him out. Are you kidding me? Jennie's like, oh, I'll get him to do it. I can get him to do it. He'll do anything for me. Oh, gosh. But I think he just got too nervous. You know what I think? Andy. I need to find, you know, I do need to find for my birthday. What's that? I need a Tom Byron autographed photo. I don't know how to find that. Didn't I give you one already? No. Didn't you get a Polaroid that was autographed by him? No, it wasn't not by him. Oh. Yeah, I've got to track him down and find him for an autograph. That's something that I can probably pull together for you. Let me see if I, I'll do my best. I can't promise it, but I have connections there. Ah. I have connections. I want to thank Justine Jolie. I just want you to pronounce this German word for me before we go. Oh, I'm supposed to ask a question? Let's do, you know, do you have time for a couple questions for Stevie? Well, at least one. At least one? At least one or two. All right. Because I still have eight minutes before I have to run downstairs. Oh, you're being. Okay. All right. So, Stevie, this is for your birthday spankings. Justine Jolie is going to ask you a question about the penis. Okay. I don't know anything about the penis. Well, nothing at all? Nothing. What is the French word for orgasm? For orgasm? Yeah. Ooh la la. Ooh. Close. Close. That's a very good guess. La petite morte. Oh, the small death. I should have got that. The small death? The small death. And I know that you don't have this problem. What is the smallest measured penis ever on record? On record? On record. That would be Al. I think. Do they have. I think sometimes they probably have any. They might. There might be one that's like a negative. But how. What's the measurement? What do you think the measurement was? The measurement? Mm-hmm. Would be maybe a centimeter. Holy crap snacks. Good job. Yeah. No, for real. You just got it right. It's one centimeter? Holy shit. How do you measure that shit? Well, because I think what happens is. Because I've seen nipples that are inverted. So, I assume that maybe a penis could be inverted. So, you really wouldn't see it. The smallest erect penis ever recorded. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. The smallest penis ever recorded was one centimeter long. How big is one centimeter? That's like this. You can't even show how big that is. I mean. I used to have a joke that you had three hairs and one of them peed. But now I kind of feel bad. Yeah. Oh, that would be interesting. I would sleep with somebody like that. That would be really sad. You know. Oh, look, look, look, look. There is the smallest penis ever. And it is. It has more foreskin than it does penis. But there is a tip there. See? You just have to get really creative with it. What the hell? What was that? Was that a mushroom? No, that one right there. That is a mushroom. No, that is a mushroom. That's a psilocybin mushroom, actually. No, that is a penis. No, look, look, look. No, no, no. The one under. No, not that one. There's that. See, right there. See, right there. Next to the naked girl. Oh, that one is a mushroom. That's a psilocybin mushroom. Or is that a bone? Nope, that is a mushroom. Oh, hey, you're right. That might actually have been a bone. There are a lot of pieces that are being shown. So, Stevie, then, you know what I'm going to say? If you stand up, you need to have ass cheeks exposed for your birthday spanking. Oh, God. You're going to get one spanking that's nice and one spanking that's not so nice because you got one answer wrong and one answer right. Oh. And each of us get to have a turn, so get your ass cheeks out. I don't know if I can get my ass cheeks out right now. Why not? You can't just pull them down without getting your wiener out? No, I can. Or is it your wiener is just so big that it's... It just kind of gets in the way of everything. No, I've been eating all these foods that aggravate my eczema, so my eczema is acting up right now. Do you have underwear on? Yeah. Wait, so what's wrong with your eczema? Oh, you just don't want to show it off to the world. Well, here. Do you want us to not spank because it's going to hurt you? I'm not freaked out by eczema. You can't pass it to other people. Yeah, it's just... It's like I'm eating all these things that really make it go crazy. Okay, let's see what your ass looks like. Well, then, if you're nervous about it... Oh, that's nothing. Well, to me, it's crazy. Well, to you, yes. To you, I'm sure it's incredibly... So good. You think it's the worst thing on the planet, but I got to be honest with you. I thought... It doesn't look bad at all. I thought when you took off your pants, there was going to be scales and like patchy scales. That actually looks really awesome for eczema. Got to be honest with you. Yeah. I dated somebody with eczema. It was really nasty. It was always scaly. It was scaly. Well, you see, the thing is I use the shea butter and I have to mix it with... And I found this because it was making me crazy. I went to the dermatologist and I thought I had ringworm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It was like I've got like ringworm. Now you're turning me on. Stop. Yeah. But... Stop. My pussy's getting wet. Okay. So... Oh, my gosh. All right. You thought you had ringworm? Well, I can explain this. See... Okay. So it all started like around the time I was stripping. Am I on? I can't hear myself at all. Yes. Yes. Okay. I started stripping at this little gay bar in Hollywood as a joke, but I was making... As a show. I was making money not taking my clothes off. And then around that time, there was like this low... Kind of like red spot. And then it got big. And I thought, oh, God, is that ringworm? And then I finally went into a dermatologist. I went to two. And they said, oh, you have nebular eczema. Coin eczema is the name of it. And then, you know, it just grows and it goes away. And they're like, it's not contagious and all that. And I was like, well, what is it? And they said it could be an allergy. So I read these books and they said that, you know, eating wheat products can bring it up. Wearing wool can make it happen. Well, will it hurt if we spank you with it? No, I'm totally fine. No. Okay. No. No. Let's spank you. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. Okay. Oh, yeah. You got to go. But I use shea butter, tea tree oil, and lemongrass something. And it just, it really quells it. But I don't want to get a steroid shot because that's bad on my, is it my kidneys or my liver? The shots are bad. So I had to find an alternative. And it makes me crazy. It made me crazy. Find a healthy alternative. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. We'd like to hear that. Okay. Now pull your pants down. Okay. Pull your pants down. We're going to thank Justine Jolie. We're going to go out on the spanking. Go to, Justine, where can we follow you on Twitter? Twitter or Tumblr. Twitter or Tumblr. Twitter or Tumblr or any social media is Justine Jolie. There we go. And if you want to check out my edible products, you can go to greenberryedibles.com. You want to get on some of the spanking action, Mia? I'm good. All right. We're getting Stevie his birthday spanking. We're just, Justine and I are just going for it. Just spanking that ass. Going to make it all red. Boy, let me tell you, that's shea butter? Makes your skin fucking milky creamy. It is really nice. It doesn't bother me to spank him at all. I could just stand here and spank forever. That's Stevie's ass on his birthday. Happy birthday, Stevie. He puts it everywhere. It's great. It is. You do have really smooth skin. Oh, my gosh. That one was just to grow on. All right. Happy birthday, Stevie. Thank you, Justine Jolie, for coming in. So any social media is just Justine Jolie. Every social. You know what? I've gotten to the point now where if I hear about a new social media, I immediately sign up. I take my name. That way, you can't fuck with it. But yeah. Perfect. And one more time, where can people find your marijuana edibles? You can find them at greenfairyedibles.com or you can go to laspeedweed.com and have them just deliver it to you. Perfect. Delivery is always wonderful. Thank you so much, Justine Jolie. We'll be right back. Mia, can you stay with us a little bit longer? I'm actually going to head out. I'm going to get my medication, too. Okay. Well, then we're going to say goodbye to Mia as well. Thank you for having me on your show. Thank you so much, Mia Isabella. You're awesome. Where can people find you, follow you, be part of your life? Mia-Isabella.com. The Mia Isabella on all social media. That's the T-H-E-M-I-A Isabella, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Perfect. 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We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. That has to be it. It just paints a little mural on the side of your face. That has to be it. Yeah. In like pussy juice. So you wake up with that. That's exactly what I woke up with. You know what? I've been visited by the pussy woman. Oh, you have? Yeah. And I woke up with. You have? Yeah. But it was all over my pillow. It was a spot about this big, like a pancake of pussy juice. You have a black pillow or something? No, it's a green and blue pillow. Oh, okay. The darker colors usually pick it up. This much. Yeah. Pussy juice that she spilled her bucket. See? I'm not weird. No. Okay. You both are weird. You're both lying. What really has happened is in Jenny's case, Andy came in when you were sleeping, jerked off all over your face, and then just left you there. Were you there? I know these things. In Stevie's case, everyone he knows came over, jerked off all over his face, and left him there with a. And you asked me out of the black hole that you asked me out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked out of black hole that you asked His little round silver dollar sized pancake. Oh no, I don't go for silver dollars. Stevie's got like the massive. It's like the manhole. Manhole size. It's like a manhole size pancake. Yeah, you're a manhole. You are a manhole. All right. So let's find out. Let's give you some more spanking, Stevie. We're going to find out what you know about penises. This is normally something we play with Road to Penis Pro, but I want to know what you know. These are weird facts. Nobody really needs to know. Not just about penises, but about sex. Okay. All right. What was once used as invisible ink by British spies, but the practice was stopped because it began to smell after it lost its freshness. What was used as invisible ink? Semen. Yes. Woo. Andy, can you spank Jenny? Just one little swat. Oh. Oh. That was harsh. That was really harsh. But then they've switched to lemon juice or lemon. And then you look at it underneath. Well, you put a candle behind it. Right. And then you can see it. You put a cantaloupe behind it? No, a candle. Oh. I think it's lemon oil or something. Is it lemon juice or lemon oil or something like that? There's oil in the rind. In the rind. Maybe it was the rind, but you could see that from, if you lit it from behind with a candle. Huh. I think semen is much more creative. Semen on paper will turn into, it'll turn brown. Well, it starts to smell when it loses its freshness. Ew. All right. No spanking for Stevie on that one. These are 20 weird facts nobody really needs to know about sex. Not just about the penis. It's not just about that. But this one is about the penis. The next one is, the average length of a male penis is how many? How many inches long? Stevie, there's one answer. How many inches long is the average male penis? Oh, shoot. He's going to cheat because Steve had this question already. I would say six. It doesn't matter? No, he doesn't pay any attention. Okay. What? No, that was the shortest penis. That was a cemetery. Okay. A centimeter, not a cemetery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is the average length. I would have to say six. All right, get your ass out. Jenny, get in here. All right, we are going for a spanking. Stevie, trying to ward herself earlier. No, you can't spank my ass. I've got, I've got beehive stings. I've got... All right, that beautiful ass coming out again for the camera. I'm backing up. Jenny is coming in, doing the swirl, hand going around, hand going around, and she's going in. She's going in. She's going in. She's going in. She's going in. She's going in. She's going in. She's going in. She's going in. She's going in. She's going in. And she got... Oh, yes. Yes. I've got to do the cupping. Oh, we've got both of them cupping and going up and down. Jenny's getting into it. Jenny's like back and forth. Bongo's on the butt. Bongo's on the butt. Yeah, there we go. Jenny is... Oh, it's... She's getting them. Okay. Stevie is officially 3,922 years old. I have never seen anyone spanking ass as quickly, as frantically, as excitedly as Jenny. Jenny. And she just did with Stevie on his 25th birthday here at skidrowstudios.com. That was your birthday gift from me. Thank you. I didn't even get time to... We've got more questions. To boyscape over here. No boyscaping for you today. No boyscaping for you. All right. Okay. Oh, whoop. Sex is a what? Sex is a what? Mm-hmm. This is a loaded question. It's something. Sex is... It's a blank. So the next time your sinuses are clogged, head to the bedroom instead of the medicine cabinet. Oh, it's a... Shoot. No, that's not... It's not an expect... An expectorant? What is that? Were you... Sex is not an expectorant now. It's an antihistamine. Yes, it is. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Jenny, bring your ass in here. This time we get... We get one... What was that again? Sex was a... Antihistamine. Antihistamine. So we get your ass this time. Oh, we get a little bit of... Oh, Jenny. Hey, Matt. Oh, she just had a second thought and shook her finger at us and said, no, no, no. We don't need it out naked. You can keep it covered up. Uh-oh. Just one little swat. Andy's back there going, fuck, how do they talk her into it every day? Oh. Which... I'm going to use my right hand. Stevie's going to use his right hand. I'll use my right hand. Or left. Or left. Or left. Or left. And... I'm ambidextrous. Oh, are you? From here. Okay. So what we're doing... Jenny's making us work for it. Oh, my gosh. Here we come. Let me get... I'm going to use my left hand. Oh, wait. I can't show her face. Nope. Let me go down here low. Drop it low. Okay. All right. So I've got the left ass cheek. I'm going to rub it nice and gentle first. Get her a little warmed up. Ready to go. And... Go, go, quick. She's not going to... She's standing. Get her. Get her. Get her. Get her. Get her. Get her. Get her. Get her. I've got to get the other side. That feels really good. Doesn't it feel good? Oh, okay. She likes it. She likes it. We're going in. We're going back here. Jenny's enjoying this a lot. She doesn't want to stop. I know. It feels good. Oh, we've got to get the bottom. It's only a little sweaty from sitting down. That's okay. So are we. All right. Aw, thank you. Happy night. Happy night. Happy night. Happy birthday, Jenny. We're catching up for lost times. I'm excited to see what I'll get for my actual birthday. There you go. Oh, my gosh. All right. We are just learning more and more and more things here on your birthday, Steve. My hands smell like Andy now. Hmm. You guys have been busy. What do you do? You know what? We can't see. I smell like invisible ink. My hands smell like invisible ink right now. Ooh. Oh, no. No. Is that a good no or a bad no? Oh, just take a bite of my sandwich. Just take a bite of your sandwich. You can eat on the air today. It's your birthday. You can do whatever you want. Oh, my gosh. All right. So we're going through questions right now. This is something. These are 20 things nobody really needs to know. Oh, my gosh. Period. Ever. They just don't need to know these things. Are they bad? Everyone knows about those little magic blue pills, right? Little magic blue pills. They're little medicines. Medicines. Little meds. But not everyone knows that seven tablets of it are sold every single what? Second. Jenny? A hundredth of a second. I'm going to say hour. Every single hour? No, I would say every ten thousandth of a second. Every second. What? Hundred thousandth of a second. We're talking the whole world here? Yeah. All over the world. This is all over the world. Seven are sold every... Oh, my gosh. Nanosecond? What? But she's saying, see the... Seven of them are sold. Sold. Not used. Not used. They're sold. Seven of them are sold every blank. Every blank. Every blank. I'm going to stick to... It's a measurement of time. Milliseconds. Milliseconds? Seven milliseconds. Every seven milliseconds? I would say every hundredth of a... Every thousandth of a second. I'd say, Stevie, you should have stuck with your first answer, every second. Every second? Yes. So I get to slap his face. But that's a lot of pills. I mean, we're talking about worldwide. Seven of them are sold every single second. And they must sell them. For what? For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. For every second. They must sell them. 420 in an hour. We need to check that, because I think there are... I have met so many men with erectile dysfunction that there must be more than that many sold every second. And men in their 30s. Well, you know, there's more... There are different types of... Different varieties of those things. And I'll tell you what, I've known a lot of people in my lifetime. And in my opinion, quite honestly, the ones that you get at the gas station that are, you know, tiger, bear, whatever animal it is, the ones that cost, you know, a good, you know, five, 10 bucks are just as effective as the ones that you get from your doctor that cost you whatever they cost you. Oh my gosh, you know what? One time I knew this guy and my friend gave me... I had to go all the way to Gold's Gym in Venice to meet this guy. I used to work out there. Yeah, this was like a drug deal for Viagra. And I was like, I'm gonna go to Gold's Gym. And I went down to pick up what was considered powdered Viagra, which was supposed to be put into water. So you put it in water and you're supposed to drink a lot of water with it. So I took it over to my date and my date snorted it. Why? Because it was powder. It was white powder. But it said you were supposed to mix it with liquid. Yeah. And my friend said, you are so welcome. They just said, I really shouldn't have given that to you because he could have died. Could you imagine to be in jail right now? This guy could have died because he took way more than he was supposed to. You could have been in jail a few times, Stevie. Pretty much every story that Stevie starts out with this one time at band camp. Exactly. Exactly. But I don't know what it was. But my friend said, you are so welcome. You are so welcome. But my friend had met so many guys who had problems. I mean, this isn't a blue pill. This was just powder. And they swore. They said, this works every time. I don't care what the person's problem is, whether it's because they're not turned on or they can't, you know, because they're on something that won't allow them to do it on a mat or something. This will work. Why didn't they put it in the liquid like they were directed to? Well, because I left the room and came back and it was gone. All of it. All of it. All of it. And I was like, what kind of people do you hang out with, Stevie? What do you think? At this time, who was I with? I can't remember. I just remember I was supposed to go pick it up and I went all the way to Venice Beach and I was at Gold's Gym and I was in the parking lot and I traded the cash for this stuff and then and that was it. And there was money involved as well. Yes. They just give this stuff out. Yeah. And then. So you bought it at Gold's Gym, you took it home, you were with the guy that you thought you were going to be with. Well, I got a little bit of it. See, this was for this was my friend was getting a lot of it. I got a little bit and then I took it to this date at a different time. And you know what? It didn't work. Till later. I left and then it worked. I left and then I heard, hey, that stuff really works. Do you have some more? And I was like, no, you took all of it and you could have died because you were only supposed to take a little bit. You weren't supposed to do all of it. You're supposed to do like a pinhead size of it. He did like a three inch, four inch line of it. And he was only supposed to take this much. Like what is that? That's like the size of a what is a pea? A pea? Yeah. A pea size. The princess of the pea. I like to use the pea a lot. But. So I keep thinking that there's got to be more than seven. But I don't know how long this these facts were. Well, I don't know. But it says here. What I learned from that was if I can't get it up, just move on. It's not worth it. Just move on. All right. What percentage of men have had sex while at work? Is it 56, 66 or 76% of men that have had sex? Yeah. So what percentage of men have had sex while at work? 56%, 66% or 76%? No matter what it is, that's a lot of men having sex at work. What percentage of men? I would say 56, depending on their work. I mean, are they. They're porn stars. They're porn stars. Then then it goes up to the 100% of them that have sex while at work. No, this is just regular people. Regular? Regular people. I would say that I would go for the 56. You are correct. No more spankings for you on this one. Yes. 56%. So over half of all of the men surveyed have had sex while at work. Oh, my God. Is this with their wives? No. No. Well, maybe sometimes. No, this is with another partner. Yeah. Same, same, same. But you know, you think about it, that's where most people meet other people. You know, that's where my dad met his wife. But you never. You never. It never blank bleep where you work. You don't sit where you eat. Yeah. But a lot of people seem to do that. Oh, my dad did. It works. My stepmom did. Yeah, but they were a good couple. But it worked. So that rule is not true. And for me, you know what? My job was to eat. So I had to sit there. No. Um. Where are we going with this? Your job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your job was to eat? No. Don't sit where you eat. Well, my job was to eat. What were you eating? Where you worked, you had to eat. I had to eat. Everybody eats when they work. But I had to then. I had to sit where I ate. I had to sit where I ate. Yeah. Where you ate. There was my job was to sit where I ate. Were you a taste tester? No, I was a porn star. Oh, okay. I'm thinking about the record player. I asked you out of place. No! Music Land! Oh! That place I did shit where I ate. You did? With who? Oh, like everybody I hired. There was a cast in challenge at Music Land? There really was. I would you know if I hired you and you ever worked for me at Music Land which there were a lot of you out there and I and we had sex together give us a call at 1-800-893-956-1903. All right? 6-2. Got a minute and eight seconds left. There's not enough time to go into detail. I'm like, was this over by ACDC or was this over by, I mean, which music thing? One of them was a female manager and I brought her home. Oh, you didn't do it over by Led Zeppelin? No, no. I brought her back to my apartment and she and my boyfriend and I had a three-way and he was petered out and puckered out after two or three orgasms and we weren't. So we just kept going and we must have fucked for like four more hours. The poor guy's asleep. He's rolled over in the other direction and we're still on the bed and there's squeaking and squackling and squackling. That's a word. It's a new word, squackling. There's squeaking and squackling. Everybody go do something naughty for my birthday. Do something really filthy, really naughty. Stevie, happy, happy birthday. Thank you so much for sharing it with us. Thank you so much. I have all these wonderful pastries we're going to eat, sandwiches. I've had a wonderful day. It's a good day when it's your birthday and you're Stevie's year. And there's still spankings to come. So that's right. We'll be back tomorrow on Blame It On Ginger. 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