Paul and Storm interview, awkward questions, and Mary/Fuck/Kill game

Evil, evil is his one and only name. Hi, awkward podcast listeners. This is Anastasia Washington here, a.k.a. Psycho FemBots. We're doing a wine episode, and basically that means we're not talking about wine. We're just drinking wine and talking to you. Titchy podcast. Best kind of wine episode. Right? And there's going to be no whining, hopefully. Whining. Cisco can't be on the show. Anyway, today, as always, we have my co-hosts and partners in crime, Francisco Calderon. A.k.a. Cuddles the Sociopath. A.k.a. Bitch. A.k.a. Shut the fuck up. I like how you said his name, by the way. Hostile talk really gets me turned on. Do you know what? Do you know what? Bad touch, bad boy, you need to die. And we have Frank Bennington, a.k.a. Bad touch, bad boy, because he touches things badly. Yes. And we have Sassy Pants with us. Hello. Rachel Fronkin. And we also have our guest, Ryan Swafford from Tennessee, y'all. And we have some great guests actually on the phone with us. Hopefully. Hi. Paul and Storm are here with us today. Hello. Hey. Welcome to our Awkward Conversations podcast. Looking forward to the awkwardness. Okay. Storm, you there? You want to talk about it? Do we have Storm? Oh. Storm? Storm? He was on hold as well. He should be here. Do we have Storm as well? We're on separate lines. I don't know if that's... Oh, we seem to have lost Storm. I think he's fixing it. Oh, you know what? Go heck with him. That's fine. We lost him. He'll be in the store. I think they're going to fix that right now. Okay. Well, while we're waiting for him, we will tell you... I will tell you about our new show. It's called Learning Town. It's going to be on the Geek & Sundry YouTube channel. That's, of course, the channel that's run by Felicia Day of the Guild and many other things. It's about a music comedy duo named Paul and Storm who take over a long-running, old-timey kids' show, and it turns out that they are terrible at it. It sounds great. So you guys play yourselves. There are puppets that catch fire, and there's disasters, and it's a musical. Fire catching puppets? You just said everything that I want in life. It's true. Yeah, pretty much. That's what we wanted, so we made a show out of all the stuff we wanted in life. That's epic. Oh, Storm, are you on the line? I am. I can barely hear Paul. Oh, okay. I can barely hear Storm, so that's perfect. Oh. We can trade off answering questions so that... Sure. I just told them about how awesome the show is and how the Paul character is the coolest person on the entire planet, but I believe the... It's true. He did just say that. I believe the character name you were looking for was Storm. Is there going to be, like, a battle? I see drama. Are we going to do this? Are we going to do this all episode long here? Air it. Air it. Air that shit. I suppose the name of the podcast is not Friendly Cordial Conversation. No, it's not. It's Awkward Conversation. That's why we have an explicit rating. I think we should make this an Awkward Confrontation. I was going to say, I was looking down the iTunes list of your... Oh. Of your show, and I got very excited because I just see explicit, explicit, explicit, explicit. Okay. My kind of show. Yes, we have potty mouths. We are the worst fucking people. All right. F-bomb party. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. There you go. Just keep going. So, puppets, musicals, this sounds epic, and you guys are singing your own music, correct, and all? We are. We wrote a whole bunch. We wrote all new songs for the entire series, and boy, that was fun to do. Awesome. Nothing like writing an album's worth of songs in three months. No pressure or anything. Yeah. May I? Yeah. Did you take any inspiration from Sesame Street or Avenue Q with this? Definitely. It's not a parody, so it's not like you can look at the puppets and say, oh, that one's Grover, or oh, yeah, they're doing that situation in Avenue Q, but certainly the style of humor is what you would find on both of those, and certainly the Muppets. It even draws on stuff like Bugs Bunny cartoons. It's very zany humor. From the pictures I saw, at least one, it kind of reminded me of Pee-wee's Playhouse, like the fairytale princess kind of. Yeah, there is absolutely more than a sous-son of Pee-wee's Playhouse in there. That's right. I said that word. That was like the P with the C. You gave me a raging hard-on with that word. Oh, sous-son. It's really not hard to do, though. I get that a lot, yeah. Awesome. Well, we are super excited to see it, and we love Geek & Sundry, and they've been so good to us, so we love you guys for being on our show. And we love you for having us on the show, and it's just love all around. There's a whole bunch of love going on, and I love it. I don't love any of you guys. I just wanted to say that one of my favorite videos you guys have is the Get Thirsty video, which is just passing the bottle of water along. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, yeah. It made me laugh so hard. I was like, I couldn't breathe. I was laughing so hard. So thank you for that. That was our pleasure. Brilliance in such simplicity. Thanks. That was one. We were at PAX, the Penny Arcade Expo up in Seattle, and we're like, we've got to do something. We've got to mobilize our forces for something. So we just put out a tweet saying, you know, if you would like to be in a video, gather at this place at this time, and we ended up with, I think, a couple hundred people. Wow. We had planned what we were going to do, and it was just a matter of how, you know, for those who haven't seen the video, it's basically just people passing a bottle of water from Storm, who is in our hotel room, to me, who is in the convention center about two and a half blocks away. That's awesome. And so really the question was how far apart people were going to have to be spaced to pass this bottle of water to each other, and it turned out essentially they were standing next to each other the entire way. Whoa. That's how many people showed up. It was so beyond our expectations. The power of social network. No. I'm still not sure how we pulled it off. But. The entire chain. So it had to be continuous. And in some ways it was a dry run for Learning Town in that it was filmed, and then Greg Benson, who runs a YouTube channel called Mediocre Films, he wanted to put it up on his channel like two days later. So it had to have music. So to learn how to quickly write music that would match up with film was sort of an early exercise. Awesome. Kept you on your toes. Can I actually ask, how did the two of you meet? We both joined an a cappella group. This is back in like 1993. They were part of Da Vinci's Notebook. We were, although this group was actually pre-Da Vinci's Notebook. It was just this pickup doo-wop group that this guy put an ad in the paper for. And we had both sung a cappella in our respective colleges. Mm-hmm. And we both answered the ad and ended up in this group that had about six people. And that group only lasted a couple of months, and it broke up. But from within that group, the four of us who were Da Vinci's Notebook ended up sticking together and became what eventually became Da Vinci's Notebook. So it's all thanks to this guy whose group we quit. Awesome. What inspired you guys to kind of work together? For Paul and Storm? Yeah. Really, Paul and Storm, and my senses of humor overlap a lot. They're not identical. Probably wouldn't have worked if they were identical. So just that we always had so much fun writing together in Da Vinci's, and we didn't want to get real jobs after Da Vinci's ended. So I guess it was fear of having real jobs that interested us the most. Yeah, we both had very similar upbringings. In that we both watched an obscene amount of television, especially things like Bugs Bunny cartoons and The Muppet Show. And so we had, as Storm says, we had very similar sensibilities, although different enough that they are complementary rather than identical. But we've always gotten along really well, which is surprising given most bands' histories. We've never had any major... fights, flare-ups, break-ups between the two of us. No juicy drama? We're both so passive and even-tempered. I'm sure there's an enormous amount of sexual tension between the two of them. Oh, that's a given. Of course there is. That's a trick. If we ever consummate it, then it's all over. Oh, the magic is over. Just bring the magic alive. It's just like moonlighting. Which one's Sybil Shepard? You guys bonded over nerddom, too. You guys seem to be like our people. Nerd and out. I mean, the Thanksgiving song to me is... is so my rant. Yeah. So me. That one's from the heart. That one's definitely from the heart. And I think that's really cool to see how nerds are rising in the world today. Well, definitely. But I actually... Sorry to pull up another topic. I see here that you actually also work off of Wootstock with Adam Savage. Yeah, we co-founded that with Adam. And Will Wheaton. That's awesome. How is it working with Adam? He is an absolute monster. He's a terrible human being. He seems it. Getting all the dirt out. All the dirt. He hoards all the heroin, doesn't leave any for us. I hate that. No, he is genuinely as nice and as awesome and interesting a guy as you would expect and want him to be seeing him on TV. He is that and more. He's just an absolute... I constantly refer to him as the second nicest guy. I think he's the nicest guy in show business only because the nicest guy is Weird Al Yankovic. That's unanimous. You ask anybody who knows him and people in show business in general, they will all tell you that Al is the nicest guy in show business. But Adam runs a very close second. I would think with that kind of sense of humor, you would have to be nice. I guess so. He could be a diva. You never, you know... Yeah, it's true. He really could be. Carrot Top was the nicest guy in show business. Carrot Top was the nicest guy in show business. Oh. No. No. No. Leave the podcast, Frank. He's the most pumped up guy in show business. Now, you've also been featured in Homestar Runner. Yeah. We met those guys way before they were big and famous on the cartoon scene. I love their website so much. That's pretty. And it's always been one of these things where we said, oh, yeah, it'd be really fun to do a song with you. So they were doing the old timey version of the cheat. Oh. Oh. I totally know which one you're talking about. Yes. Called The Sneak. And they said, we'd love to do this music video, The Ballad of The Sneak. And that was right in our wheelhouse. Sort of an old timey vaudeville type song. It was so much fun to write it and then seeing what they did with the animation. But yeah, we've known those guys for years. And now Matt Chapman, he's now a writer. I think he's still a writer on Yo Gabba Gabba and is developing stuff with Disney. It's really neat just to see how they've grown from these guys just doing this awesome cartoon and having success with it and making that what they do. That's awesome. That's awesome. I see that puppets are becoming a new fad. Puppets are the new bacon, I think. They're the new bacon. It's going to be on everything? Everything puppet. Bacon is becoming extinct. Bacon is becoming extinct. Yeah, it's true. No, they're cloning it now. No, it's not squeezed bacon. They're going to grow it in a vat, right? That's a great idea. You wouldn't eat cloned bacon? This is not something you would do? I don't know. Is it kosher? It could be kosher. They could probably engineer it so it's kosher. I'm sure that they could. Would you guys try cloned bacon? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Right? Now, I have nothing to fear. I myself have nothing to fear from the future. Nothing. Wait. I've seen the Terminator movies. They're feel-good rumps. I have something to make you scared of the future. Oh, gosh. Robot rapists. Robot rapists. Robot rapists. They will piss in forever. Well, until they run out of batteries. Nope. Nuclear powered. Oh, geez. Well, even then, eventually it would run out. You overthink things, Cisco. You really overthink things. Always jumping to robot rapists. Yeah. If it's not robot rape, it's alien rape. That gives you space aids. That gives you super powers. I mean, rape does a lot of things. Well, just have the robots turn their attention towards the aliens, then you've solved the problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've solved the problem. There you go. Oh, man. We were in one stone. This is a movie. This is a movie. They just solved the world problems on our show. Robot raped aliens. Because now the robots get space aids. Now they get super powers. Oh. No. Ah. Something you guys have put a lot of thought into this. No, just Francisco's put a lot of thought into this. I don't do anything. I stay in my room. I stare at walls and I think of horrible things. Yeah. Or he plays tabletop games. Or I play tabletop games and video games. Yeah, that's my life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You play tabletop games alone in your room? Yeah. That's pretty hard. You play all four characters on Pandemic or something? I play D&D. I'm both the GM and the really horrible rogue elf. Oh. He got D&D up in his heart. Are you a robot elf by any chance? I'm sorry? Are you a robot elf by any chance? No. I'm a robot elf who can fly, who's invincible, and is the child of a demon and dragon. If we're going to go marry Sue. Are you serious? Is this a character? No. No. No. Not at all. My character feels so stupid now. And he's also the best boyfriend ever. Best ever. Best ever as long as he doesn't kill you. Yikes. He's super smart because he wears glasses. That's what makes you super smart. We should ask them our awkward questions. Oh, yeah. Of course. You guys down for some awkward question asking? Yeah. Let's get awkward. Sure. Okay. Let's get awkward in it. Let's start with Frank. Frank, go ahead and ask your question. Okay. I'm a robot elf. I'm a robot elf. I'm a robot elf. I'm a robot elf. I'm a robot elf. I'm a robot elf. to come home and, you know, pound my boy pussy a little bit. And there's just, there's no not laughing at the person who says that. I think it would be fun to, like, if I ended up with a ridiculous amount of money, I would buy billboards throughout the country, especially in the South. And just, that's the type of phrase that I would love to put up on a billboard. Just black text on white. No, no, you have to name, you have to name your company that. It's Pound My Boy Pussy LLC. Oh, you know what you have to do? You have to put them up opposite every Chick-fil-A South. Our resident southerner is saying yes. Like, every, like, right proportion needs Pound My Boy Pussy. Awesome. Chick-fil-A won't have a problem with that at all. And you know what it'd be? You use it, you make that company and you just make something like some incredibly adorable, like, teddy bear or, you know, some plush, adorable thing that has nothing to do with it. Um, with boys or pussies. Make it a, uh, you can make a sports beverage, sort of like a Gatorade. And that way, it's legit, you know? You can even have it have, like, a little accent. It's Poussey. It's Poussey. At the bottom it says, no homo. Awesome. And then a year later, you make a pink one and you market it to girls. Because everything is girly and pink. Um, go ahead, Cisco. Just, just get it out there. So boys, let me ask you this. Uh huh. Would you like a mustache ride? Uh, is it, is it four cylinder, six cylinder, eight cylinder? Uh, it's a, a six cylinder. Six, well, well, you're very gifted. Six cylinder mustache is the name of my, what cover band? Really? Or was that a joke? No, that's a, that's a bit that we, we have every time we hear a phrase like that, we have to come up with a different one. I'm going to say six cylinder mustache is my, uh, my, my one man tribute show to Sam Elliott. I just Googled mustache ride. You did not know what mustache ride was? No, I didn't. Okay. Gosh, I'm so virgin. It's not that hard to, to like, you know, parse it out from just the phrase. The imagery alone. It's true, it's true. But I am also blonde. Oh, well. And we'll get you a, a blonde mustache. Perfect, perfect. Mustache ride. Mustache ride. Rachel, you want to let it go? It's my turn. Uh, death by spoon or vegetable peeler? I'm sorry, what was the first one? Death by spoon or vegetable peeler? Spoon, because it will hurt more. Yeah, spoon because you'd have to get creative to, in order to actually kill someone with it. That's true. We also had a like sub question, which is, um, death by spooning. Would you like to be cuddled to death? Cuddled to death? Oh, of course. I mean, you know what? Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? Who wants that? I'm, when I die, I'm going to have a coffin that is built with like a, um, uh, like a, a pillow, like a human shaped pillow thing to, uh, for, for my, my corpse to spoon. Aww. Aww. That's adorable. That's really cute, kitty. Yeah, okay, now here's, here's, let me throw this one back at you guys. Okay. All right. Outside spoon or inside spoon? Spoon. Spoon. Spoon. Spoon. Spoon. Spoon. Ah! Inside spoon. I prefer the inside, but I'm usually relegated to the outside. Really? Yeah. That's sad. I have intimacy issues. And things pop up. Uh, outside spoon. Wow. I'd want to roll away if things go down. Intimacy issues. Yeah. I want to be able to just go . Frank? Um, outside as well. Outside? He wants to be the really inside spoon. He wants to be the man. I should be the man in the relationship? What about you, Ron? Oh, I think outside. Outside? You guys are such men. I want to be the inside. I'm looking at your website right now, and I see you have a gallery of thrown panties. We do. What is this about? We have a song called Opening Band that we wrote from our hard experiences on the road. And one of the lines is, at least as of now, no panties have been thrown. And when we wrote it, we thought, ha, ha, ha, wouldn't it be funny if someday, when we sing that line, our fans would actually throw panties at us. And they started doing it. We never asked them to. We never have. And when it started happening, we would take pictures of them and put them up on our Flickr account. And actually, a not huge, but not insignificant portion of our web traffic comes from people looking for panties because of that gallery. There's some cute ones on there. There are some cute ones, but I also see someone threw a pan at you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they threw a pan with the word tease posted on a three-by-five card on it. Or no, there was one like that, and there was one where they just posted, pasted some tea bags to the pan. Who doesn't love a good tea bag? You're a creative, annoying nerd fan. How many panties have you gotten so far? Hundreds, if not thousands. We gave up actually taking pictures of the panties. It just became such a chore. And we didn't have an intern. Such a chore. I would love to be that intern. Panty picker. The panty intern. Maybe you just found yourself an intern. The other reason we stopped, I'll tell you, is because I had made it my job to take pictures of the panties, and we would come home for a week or a two-week-long tour, and people were getting so into it, I was coming home with a garbage bag full of panties at a certain point. And you can't take those to goodwill. And I didn't want to be the guy who the neighbors somehow found out was throwing a panty at you. I was throwing a panty at you. I was throwing out entire trash bags filled with panties. That might look a little suspicious. That looks so spack. You know, that's suspicious, but I think people would be okay with it. You think people would be okay with it? Yeah. We stopped taking pictures around 500 or so, but we've gotten certainly more than that. Unfortunately, a great percentage, a distressing percentage of them are thrown by men who have not even taken them out of the packaging they bought them at the store. The CVS down the street from the venue. I saw. That's just lazy. Now, do you have many men's underwear tossed up there, or is it mostly women? We get your occasional briefs and boxers happening, too. Actually, some of my favorite boxers came by that delivery system. Nice. What about jock straps? Never. Never? I don't think we've ever gotten a jock strap. I think you need to change the line of the lyrics to never have they thrown a jock strap. I have one last awkward question for you because I didn't get to answer mine, but mine is basically, would you have sex with yourself if you walked into a bar and you hit on you, would you have sex with you? Yeah, absolutely. Are you talking actually you, like your consciousness and all the rest, as opposed to just a long-lost twin? Right. You. Yeah. That would just be so freaky that why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you have sex with yourself? Exactly. I might go, I might go with the intention of having sex with myself, but we'd end up just talking all night, just like Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpley. Aww. That's cute. That would be so soulmate romantic. Would you fall in love with yourself? I'm already in love with myself. Yeah, I think I loathe myself too much, but you know, it's just masturbation, right? That's true. That's what I said. I said, so when people say no, I'm like, you're already having sex with yourself, aren't you? Meeting myself is one of my deepest fears. I would have to destroy him. I would have to destroy him. You have so much, like, issues that you need to talk about. I don't have issues. I have volumes. I think, I think that, yeah, if you say no to that question, then you just are not admitting that you masturbate. No, no. I mean, I would have sex with him first. Perhaps you would spoon him to death. Spooning to death, I think is probably the most epic thing, like, way to go. Like, yeah, I got spooned to death. You know, it's not like. I mean, spooning to death does sound favorable amongst the deaths that are out there. Yeah. But except for, like, being beat with a spoon sounds really painful to me. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe, maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just me. Everybody else wants to be hit by a spoon to death. Okay, cool. Nope, just you. Just you. Just me. Okay. Awesome. So, so amazed by all these panties. Wait, do you hate the word panties? No, you, you put it on your website, so you love the word panties. Yeah, I have no, I have no problem with the word panties. What about moist? There's so many people that have the, like, problems with the word panties and moist. Do you find that? Together, or just the word, both those words individually? Individually. I don't like ointment. Ointment? It's a nasty word. Maybe it's the way you say it. It's a disgusting word. I do, I do over-exaggerate it. I have no problem with panties. If moist, uh, as a word, I mean, I, I, I don't necessarily want to be moist. But it's not like the word in and of itself is, uh, is, is inherently disgusting. I actually find panties to be the most adorable name for underwear. Second only, uh, second place is probably undies. Undies? Or as, uh, or unners, as my, my mother-in-law used to refer to them. Unners. Britches? Bloomers? Yeah, britches are a little less sexy. Like, bloomers, that's like the worst. What's the ultimate word for underwear then for everybody? Um, not panties. Hmm, that's a tough question. Um, I feel like panties is the sexiest version of the word. Panties just automatically makes me think of women and I don't want to think of women. Good point. So, blah. Sorry. Under things? Under things? Under-oos? Naughty bitch? Under-oos. Oh yeah, Hulk under-oos. Knickers are good. Knickers? Knickers. I have to say it too fast. It's not a good thing. Something horrible. I go, what did you just say? Oh, oh. Trousers? I'm not going to tell you then. I usually just think undies in my own head. Undies? Yeah, and I see it in big letters. What's wrong with your mind? Are you guys nervous for like, aren't you glad you're not here to meet Cisco? He's very scared. Oh my gosh. I'm not that scary. He's pretty scary. Paul Cuddle's a sociopath for a reason. Well, we're super excited to see your show. What else should we know about your show? When does it air? When does it air? It airs January 15th. It premieres on Geek & Sundry on the Geek & Sundry YouTube channel and it comes out every week after that for 10 episodes and it's going to be awesome and everybody should watch it. If you don't watch it, you're a loser. You are. If you don't watch it, we will come and find you. Is it long? I will find you. Is it long? Yeah. You mean, how long is the show? Well, you'll just have to find out, won't you? Ooh. Do you have anything else coming up? Yeah. What other projects? Oh, gosh. Well, we're going to be on JoCo Cruise Crazy 3, which is the Jonathan Colton fan cruise that we help run. Ooh. It's going to be the third one. That's February 10th through 17th. That sounds fun. That's sort of, it's sort of this big, fun, variety, convention-y, nerdy thing on a cruise ship. So, it's sort of like a convention, but with mixed drinks and pina coladas and beaches. So, it's Ben Con. So, it was, yeah, it's gay conventions. Awesome. We love those. Yeah, that's going to be, you can find out about that at jococruisecrazy.com. Awesome. Awesome. And where else can people find information about you guys? Hello? Storm, you there? I was going to let you answer that one. Oh, he must have... You can go to paulandstorm.com and the Learning Town is going to be airing on Geek & Sundry, which you can find on YouTube. Awesome. Awesome. And you guys are, I know you guys have comedy songs about Christmas and stuff like that, so be sure to check those out. Yeah. Jabba the Hutt, Carol is pretty cool. Yeah, Nun Fight's all about Christmas. All of our songs are actually about Christmas. Frank has been quoting Nun, the Nun song, all day. Oh, I'm sure that's not annoying at all. It touches me. No, it's actually not at this point. It could be in the future. When you said an undertaker, it made me cum. I'm just saying. That's what we were shooting for. That's the jizz line right there. That's what we refer to in songwriting terms. Yeah, an undertaker is the jizz line. Is that a thing? Because I hope that's a thing. There's a jizz line I wish it was. It is now. They just made it a thing. Awesome. The jizz line. The jizz line. Love it. Well, we are so happy that you could come on our show. Come on our show. We've already corrupted them. We're super excited to see your show on Geek & Sundry and we're loving listening to all your songs. So thanks again for coming on. Thank you. Thanks for having us. Thank you so much. Bye. It was wonderful chatting with you guys. Thanks, guys. Wasn't that delightful? That was enjoyable. They were a delight. Delightful. We love them. Delight. So be sure to check them out and all that stuff. Now we're going to talk to our southern boy. Wow. Hello. Well, Ryan has been quite silent. He did say a few words. One or two things. One or two things, but he has been sipping on his wine. Yes, I have. That's the important part. That's the important part of the show. That sound that you just heard is me screwing, unscrewing my wine. Glug, glug, glug. Because you know, only the classiest wine is good. Absolutely. My mother had a friend whose favorite thing to say to her was, you know, after a hard day, sometimes I just like to sit down with a hot pocket and a glass of wine. A box of wine. And I was like, that is class. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I've had amazing times with boxes of wine. There's some good boxed wines these days. I've had some great times. There's some really good ones out there now. I mean, uh-uh. Franzia. I've had a great time with Franzia. It's all about friends. Oh, God, I know. That was my grandfather's favorite boxed wine was Franzia. No, there's some actually like hot class wines that have some. Girl, it don't got too turpentine. I don't want it. It's just like a moonshine? Franzia is basically turpentine. Me and Ryan actually went to a moonshine tasting in Tennessee. That sounds wonderful. It was really cool. How many did we try? I don't, a lot. We don't remember. What does it taste like? Does it just taste like alcohol? No, but it's different flavors. There was like ones that taste like cherry pie. I wonder if that's like new distillation techniques because I wonder if they, did they, did they have flavors before? I don't know. I was at a party and somebody made their own moonshine and it tastes like, like you were taking a bite of apple pie. Oh, that's the most popular flavor is apple pie because it's the easiest to mask up the gasoline taste. Yeah, that's what I thought. Traditionally, it tastes like kerosene. Gasoline taste? Gasoline taste? I didn't notice that. But that's what I, I've heard it described as if you were to chug turpentine and gasoline and vodka. That sounds delicious. That sounds like one shot of beer. Wait, maybe, maybe we need to do this. I don't know. Well, if that's what moonshine is, then it is delicious and why aren't we drinking gas? Have you ever, have you ever had Everclear? Yes, I have. Everclear is illegal in California, but it's a grain alcohol that's something like 90 proof. So, you actually can't drink it straight up. It will like burn the lining of your stomach. Yeah. But it's, it's fantastic. I've heard of it, but I've never, I've never had it. Oh, it's so good. You've never had something that has alcohol in it? Big surprise, huh? What? What? You learn something new every day. I do, I do. I've been telling Ryan he could just chug it. Yeah, chug, chug, chug. You know what? We asked them our questions, but we didn't ask ourselves our questions. We didn't. Oh, wait. Ron, our questions. Shall we do a round table? I like how you're saying that. Ron, Ron, I'm trying to get the southern accent. Ryan, child darling, baby darling, what? Ron, give me the light bulb. What? Yeah, well, I think that was a combination of all of them. I'm kind of scared now. You should be. I should be very scared. Ask our questions. So let's round table it. Who wants to go first? Ryan, actually, table. Table? Would you like a mustache ride? Now that I know what it is. Yes. Yes, I would. Yeah. Frank. I mean, who is the mustache attached to? Ambiguous mustache. It's generic mustache number two. Generic mustache number two. Is it like a Selick stache? Yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. It's a full bushy one. It's a full bushy mustache. It has to be full, right? Yeah, it has to be. It's a mustache ride. It's not a scruff stache ride. I want a handlebar so I, you know, like. Okay, you get generic mustache number 20. Okay. Um, I looked it up and I know what it is. I didn't know what it was. Right? I hear the most delightful, weird sexual terms out there. It just, it makes my life. If it was a pencil thin mustache, I figured that'd be less scratchy. It's more scratchy than a bushy mustache. I'm doing the mustache. I don't know why. But if a bushy mustache. It's soft. What if they take really good care of it? No. What if they take really good care of it? No, no, no. A selling stache would be like scratchy and like a, like a John Waters pencil thin stache might not, might not be like the worst. I don't know. I think there might be benefits to it being bushy. Cushioning. Gross. Cushion for the pushing. Go, oh, son. What? It's your turn. Oh. Oh, we didn't ask. Oh, ask. I thought you answered. I did. We didn't ask our lovely sound. Oh. We didn't ask Nicholas if he liked a mustache ride. You want to like a mustache ride? Yeah. Okay, so a mustache ride. Did you just Google it? Yes, a mustache ride. Yes. No, I don't think so. Yes, you do. Don't deny it. Everyone does. Everyone's doing it, Nick. What would that be again? That would be like if a dude sat on my face or something. No, other way. If you sit on a dude's face. I sit on a dude's face? Yeah. Yeah. Or really manly woman. It's been, it's basically TV or a manly woman. with a mustache. It could be like the bearded lady at some fair. Let's give the bearded lady at the carnival a mustache ride. There we go. Let's do it. Do you want a mustache ride from the bearded lady or do you want to give her a mustache ride because there's very different things going on there. Maybe a little reciprocation. I guess I'll give her one. I don't know if I want one from her. She's hairy everywhere. She might be hairy and smelly and stuff. Okay. Okay. Poor bearded lady gets no hair. She'll love. Sorry bearded lady. Sorry bearded lady. All right Frank. Lay it on the table. How do you feel about the term pound my boy pussy? It makes me clench. Well, go ahead. Am I talking about like I immediately went to like the non-dirty joke part which is like pounding a male cat. No. I was like that is Wow. That sounds really sad. That's more disturbing. I imagine like kids. I never went there. I was like, that is the worst thing ever. I imagine kids circling around a cat on the street with like bats. I didn't even go dirty with the phrase. And I immediately went the other side. Right? Like I was like, that is the worst thing ever. I don't want to pound a cat. I've had experience with this. But then I thought about the dirty one and I was like, I thought and punch fist punching. Punch fisting. Punch fisting. Oh my God. I hate that. I hate it. It makes me cry. Me and my friends made up another term last night. I can't remember what it was though. What it was like, what the meaning, how high it was because we were so drunk. But the word was scrudging. Oh my God. I'm so into scrudging. Yeah. Oh my God. My stomach just turned. I'm just hearing that right now. How do you feel about that Ryan? About what? Punch fisting. Boy pussy and scrudging. Boy pussy and scrudging. All right. Well, like I said, I immediately went the other side of the, I went to the dirty side. Which is where you should go. Oh, always. Always. I always go to that side. That's where I live. You live on that side? Yeah. I have a permanent encampment. Oh, okay. I have a mansion. A dirty side of things. A dirty man. I have a moat too. Do you have a fucking moat? No. You have a bog. That's what you have. What? You have a bog. Whatever. How does Frank feel about the phrase? Yeah, Frank. Since he's the one that found it out. Ryan, did you answer it? I just said I went to the dirty side of it. But did you like it? Would I like it? Do you like the term? Which side? Does it hurt your, like your essence? Do you like the sense to hear that term? It hurts mine. Oh, no, not at all. No, he's fine. He's fine with it. He's fine with it. No, it's not hurting me at all. He's fine with those terms. I don't like it. I think it's creepy. I have stopped sexual encounters because of that and other words. You have? Yeah, I've stopped amid sex. I have gotten so just like, ugh. By something that's sex. By something that's sex. You pound my boy pussy. Pound my boy pussy. Lick that mangina. Hold on, hold on. I've also heard that. One that gets me really bad is like, I hate, and it's an immediate like buzzkill on any situation. You're my friend. You're my buddy. I'm dating you. Don't say it. I'll kill you. Poppy. Poppy? Ooh, poppy. Ugh. It's not kind of poppy. Not like the flower poppy. Do you have a problem with the word like daddy? No, I'm fine with that. No, it's just poppy. Just poppy. Because as we know, I have a huge problem because I love songs that were, you know, it's all about dead, dead, dead. My daddy. Dead, dead, dead. Daddy, daddy, daddy. I like the term. I like to be called baby doll. I like to call them my daddy. I like it. Sexual terms in general don't freak me out, but there's just a couple that are just like, ugh. Like, get the fuck out of my bag. I once heard you make me feel like a girl. I was like, please, please be done. Oh, no, no, no, no. Get out. No, stop it. Some guy turned around. She was like, dude, you make me feel like a girl. Yeah, like, why did that bother you? It's because, oh, yeah, I'm gay. So it's a turn off because they mentioned girl in bed. Yes, that's disgusting. Women have no place in the bed. They have only a place in the kitchen. Would that have been better? No, that would have been just as bad. Okay, okay. I'm just trying to suss it out. I guess it would be the same if I was, like, having sex with a guy and he was like, oh, my God. You make me feel so good, dude. You're like, uh. I feel like we're just having a bromance right now. Get off me. Oh, my God. If a guy ever told me mid-sex that we're having a bromance, I just, that's, I'm done. I just followed love. All this talk is making me nauseous, dude. I just want to kick out all these fictional people. I think Nick should be scared of this conversation. Hey, Nick. Are you scared of this conversation? I'm, like, I'm, like, tuning in and out of it. I know. It's all about Facebook. He's probably paying attention. Where are you guys? Hey, I'm doing work back here. He's working. No work. You don't hate. All right, so, what, um, what question do you have for me? Where are you currently at in the conversation? Do these terms? Is this for what? Like, go ahead. How do you feel about the phrase pound my boy pussy? Um, that would mean, okay, would that mean, like, ass fucking a dude? I guess, yeah. Yeah. Uh, a phrase like that just makes me want to... What if a girl says that to you? Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be cool. Pound my boy pussy? Yeah, it makes me... That phrase, I guess it makes me kind of horny because it makes me imagine, uh, a girl instead. So, okay, well, you're sick. Yeah, it makes me just want to... What if a girl came up to you and was like, Nick, pound my boy pussy. You wouldn't think, what does she have going on that she wants me to pound her boy pussy? Yeah, I would think, um, wow, that's a really weird That's a deep question. These are the questions that, like, yeah. These are the questions of our generation. I would just say, okay, and go for it. Okay, you would pound their boy pussy. Okay. Yeah. I realize that Nick doesn't have a nickname. He doesn't. We have to give him one. My nickname is, um, trustee board op. Trustee board op. Post op Nick. Post op, post op board op. Post op board op. What are we doing? Awesome. All right, uh, Rachel, ask your question. okay, so my question for the group is, if you could go back in time and tell yourself something monumental that would change your life, the future now, a la, like, back to the future-ness, would you go back in time and tell yourself this monumental news? Yes, and I would tell them, don't let them find the hooker. Yes, I would tell myself. What would you, what would you tell yourself? Stop eating. Okay, now, you tell yourself to stop eating. Right. Now, your future self is like the guy in thinner, and you're like, nothing but, like, skin on a bone. That's Hollywood. I've got a major She's got work now. But you'd be like, well, you'd be like this. I don't, I mean, like, I really just want to go around cursing gypsies just in case they can make me thinner. That sounds glorious. You, Frank? Uh, yeah, I would probably say don't spend all that money. Don't spend all that money? You don't need that. Don't fight. What would you say to yourself? And stop fighting over money? I don't know. I don't know if I would go back or not. You don't think you would? Are you happy? Yeah. Oh, you're older than us. That's why. He's older than us. He's 25. He's 29. Thank you. Your check's in the mail. Wait, you wouldn't go back in time and say anything? I don't know. You know, part of me thinks maybe I would, but the other part thinks, no, if I did, I wouldn't be where I'm at now. I'm pretty happy now. That's true. You wouldn't know me. Well, I mean, well, then yes. You've got to bring up a point, don't you? Got yourself right into that one. Nick, would you tell yourself something? Would you go into the past? Would you go into the past and give yourself monumental news that could change your future self? Yeah, I think I definitely would. I'd go, I would go back in the past and tell, I would have my future self tell my past self, hey man, fucking, don't party so much. What? Or don't have partied so much. You're going to pay for it later because you're I partied way too much for half of the day. And I would just do something like that. I would like correct certain mistakes I made in my past so that I'd, actually, no, you got to leave the past as it is and just take from it. Sweet. Yeah, you got to just leave it there and move forward and I would just probably not have done so many drugs. That's it. What? No. Do more. Okay, you haven't done enough. No, I did way too many, dude. Oh, I guess I got to answer my own question. Yeah. Oh, so, no, if it would change who I am, like my life now, like, when I thought of this, I was watching Back to the Future 2. And so like, you know, he doesn't get to stop his mom from marrying Biff and it turns into like apocalypse Hilldale. So I was like, I wouldn't tell myself because then I, probably wouldn't, like, I've learned from my mistakes and I've learned from the actions I've done. So I wouldn't be the person I am. And I was like, I don't really think I have anything so monument, like anything so monumental in my life. I'm like, dude, you should not do this. I do. I just want to be skinny. We have a caller? Who's our caller? Who be our caller? Hello? Hello. You're on the air. Hey, I was just wondering if you guys could keep asking me fucking Nick gay questions. Yes. Yes, we can. Fucking Jeremy. Yes, we can, Jeremy. Jeremy, we will keep, we will make him more and more uncomfortable. We'll talk about gay sex to him all the time. I figured, you know, taking him to Ben Con this weekend was opening. What is the gayest experience you've had? The gayest experience I've ever had? Yeah, like, have you ever given anyone a handjob or gotten blown in like college or anything? I mean, after all, you did a lot of drugs. I mean, yeah. Actually, in terms of college, I only went to like community college on and off. there's some freaky shit that happens there. Like trade school or whatever, like recording engineering school for a while. I didn't go away to college. I smoked a lot of weed. I did a lot of coke. Nick, have you ever given a man a handjob? No, never, dude. Have you ever gotten one from a guy? Have you ever sucked some guy off just to get up in the world? Never, never anything like that ever. Have you ever jacked off in a room with a guy actually in the room? No, honestly, I never caught yourself masturbating to porn specifically with the guy scenes and the girls not around. No. That's not very arousing for me. Like, I'm not, I have no, actually, my cousin who I live with at the moment, he's gay, but he's like, you know, he doesn't like flaunted or anything. He's like one of those, what would you, there's like differences, right? There's like really like, I guess, what are they called? He's a bear? Oh. But he's not like, really like, he's just like a pretty normal guy, you know, who happens to like other guys as well. We can't be normal people. No. No, you guys are normal. You guys are normal too. Normal can be boring. I have no problem with, you know, yeah, with gays or lesbians or anything like that. I would say, I would define myself as completely straight. I just have, I haven't had any sexual experiences in a while. When you were at BadCon, did you get hit on by the gays? Me too. I don't know. I honestly, I honestly felt like maybe some of them were looking at me like, oh, who's this guy? He's cute and small. There you go. He has pockets out. He's got a lot of No one really said anything to me. Me and Jeremy, we kind of just walked around very briefly. They thought you guys were together. Yeah? I don't know, probably. I don't know, probably. They were like, who's this? This is for everybody. Who's this guy and his bitch? sex with yourself? Yeah. You would? Yeah, I would have sex with myself. What about you, Jeremy? Would you have sex with yourself? Is Jeremy still on? I guess, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I think I would. Would you pound your boy pussy? I would definitely pound my own boy pussy. Right on, dude. I guess I would pound my own boy pussy, too. I would have, Ryan, would you have sex with yourself? With your southern swag? With my southern swag. That's a lot of job. I would have to be the pounder, though. You would have to be the pounder? I would be the pounder. But one of you has to be the taker. So that's kind of mean to yourself. Well, yeah, but I'm in control right now. That's true, that's true. Okay. However, I know you asked earlier about would you marry yourself? And the answer would be hell no. Oh, no. Oh, God, no. Because if I'm marrying someone as much of a bitch as myself, it would be miserable. I would not put up with me. No. I would murder myself after having sex with myself. I'd have sex with myself and then murder. Oh, my God. Stop talking. Oh, my goodness. Ryan, would you have sex with you? Yes, you would. He was like, yeah. Yeah, he would keep him chained up in the basement. Slave, love slave. You're sick. Yes. I wouldn't sleep with myself. I wouldn't even hit on myself in a bar. I'm a bitch, Cisco. I am. A straight up cold hearted bitch. I would not approach this if I were somebody else. Yeah, but then you'd know how to handle it when you were approached. I do, but like, I wouldn't marry myself. I wouldn't date myself. I wouldn't sleep with myself. Like, it's a lot of going on here. Do you know what I learned today? Hey, why not, though? Why not? Why? Because when you're dating or you're sleeping, like, I don't want to date somebody like me. I need to balance me out. And I'm super sarcastic and super bad. And I'm super bitchy. And I need somebody that's like, hey, hey, stop being such a cunt. Like, I need somebody to, like, put the brakes on and be like, dude, stop, stop. I think that's the same reason I would have sex with myself. On the side of my face. I think I would have sex with myself because I think it would be good. It would be good fun. But, as for dating me, two OCD people in a relationship. Oh, my God. Two controlling OCD. Oh, my gosh. We would, like, and then myself would probably have the opposite OCD as me. And so they would, like, put the numbers on the wrong numbers. And then I would... And then you'd get pissed off. And then we'd really kill each other. This sounds horrible. Oh, my God. I'm having anxiety just thinking about this. Don't do this. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I'm still almost screen playing. I'm so screwed. I'm going to get going, but keep asking Nick more uncomfortable questions. Okay, let's ask him more uncomfortable questions. Ryan, do you have anything that you would ask? Jeremy, you motherfucker. Make him uncomfortable, Ryan. Do it. It's really hard to make Nick uncomfortable, I feel. I think that that provides opportunities, though. Because then, honestly, I think Nick is pretty cool. I think he'll talk about it. I would say I am honestly really open-minded, but I have not honestly had any gay experiences yet. Let's set up this hypothesis. There's no actor out there that's like, that dude is super hot. You're hanging out with somebody. Maybe he's a good buddy. You're chilling out. You're having some beers. Tickle fighting. You get a little drunk. Is that what you guys do with your friends? You tickle them? He offers to give you a blowjob. He offers to give you a blowjob. What do you do? I mean, yeah, that would be cool to get a blowjob straight up from anyone. Because blowjobs are awesome and they feel great. But I think I would feel weird about it. Would you close your eyes? Yeah, I would close my eyes because that'd be weird to look down and see a dude sucking my cock. That's not weird to me. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you would define that as normal for yourself. Oh, man. But I don't know. That's pretty, I mean, you're a gay person. You're a gay person. That's pretty cool that you're open, at least. I think I would feel weird during and probably after. I don't know. I don't know. I know. Sex to me is just sex and it's never been weird like that. Like, if a girl came up to me and was like, hey, I'll give you a blowjob, I'd go, unfortunately, no, because I don't think I can get it up. But... Can't say that. Did that once. Did you? Wait, what? You got sucked off by a girl? Yeah. That's sick. What's wrong with you? I was in high school. I was innocent. Oh, no, that's wrong. I was still defining myself. We're going to take your gay license. It didn't work out? Oh, hell no. She tried really hard? Mm-hmm. It's kind of like at that point, okay. You're like, uh... What about you, Stacey? Would you go with a girl ever? Define go with a girl. Well, let's say a girl starts... Well, I'm sure you've made out with, like, a girl, but would you ever go down? Why would you say that about me? Because you're a girl who parties sometimes. Did my mom show you the pictures? Yes, I saw them all. Did your mom show you the pictures? But, like, would you ever... Like, if a girl asked to go down on you, would you let her? No. Go down on me? Yeah, let's say you're a little tipsy. Wait, like, I think there should be a guy in the room. I mean, okay. Just in the room, though? If there's a guy in the room, is it cool then? Yes. Okay. What if he leaves the room midway? He's bored. No guy's ever going to leave the room midway. He's like... Oh, I hate this full-on girl action. No, no, no. I don't know. I don't think I would fool around with a girl unless it was too... for a guy. Okay. I don't know. Okay. And I would never go down on a girl. I don't want to. Okay. You could, you just wouldn't want to. I don't think that I... I don't want to. I physically could. Well, as a friend of mine says, anyone can learn a skill. It's true. I don't think I would do that if I didn't want to. I physically could and I think I'd probably be good at it, but I don't want to. You know who would? Frank. Frank's tongue action when he eats things. Frank would probably really get that. Whoa. Frank. Sometimes he's eating a donut and I'm like, God, why are you... Frank. Hey. Thank you. There you go. There you go. There you go. But yeah, like, no, I don't know. I'm so straight. Like, people always like, girls aren't that straight. I'm like, I'm really straight. I was actually getting in a discussion with a friend of mine yesterday about like, do we ever think that places like West Hollywood will disappear because sexuality may become so homogenized? Like, people won't care if you're gay or bi. I, like, I, I, right now, there's so much... Somebody wants to be gay. They'll always care. There'll always be some stupid... Well, I honestly think there will be a point in time where, like, kids will just grow up bi or not even caring and then they'll just choose and no one will be upset either way, hopefully. Hopefully. I mean, like, you're thinking... I don't see that happening in our lifetime, though. I think people will have, I think people have inclinations. People will be gay. They'll be straight still. But I, I feel that society is starting to get to the point, it will eventually get to the point, then it will just be blasé. I feel like it will never get to that point because hate is always hate. Yes, but look at how, like, we've twisted hate. Like, yes, we still hate a lot of things, but hate loses a lot of its edge after a while. No, it doesn't because, like, I'm a mixed girl and I grew up in L.A. We're just supposed to be progressive. I've gotten a lot of hate. Even nowadays, I get a lot of hate. Yeah, but you're not, you're not hosed anymore. You're not, like, pushed to the back of the bus anymore. I mean, it's... It's different, but I used to get beat up on the playground. I admit that it still exists and it will take a while to fade away, but I think eventually, eventually it'll just be... Once the race is all mixed into an orange mixture. I don't think that... Way to bring the podcast down, buddy. There will always be people that don't want to do that. I feel like there will always be somebody that, some group that will say no and people hate each other for stupid reasons and... I think they'll hate you for other reasons. I think sexuality will lose its edge after a while. I hope so. Well, like, this disturbs me, like, when I was getting on the bus today, you know, they've got the father preaching his sermon out front of the red line and then his child, who's 12, and his little girl, who's seven, handing out the word of God. She said, Evan, she has no... Like, a five-year-old, a four-year-old... I hate that. I think that's child abuse. No fucking concept of, like, they should be, like, I think, 12-year-old, fine. They can believe whatever that parent believes because they have the wherewithal to know. But, like, a seven-year-old girl passing me out the word of Jesus disturbs me to my very core. Yeah, I honestly think that's child abuse. Like, hateful, hateful, like, Westboro church shit passed out by seven-year-olds disturbs me to my core. Oh, the things I'd like to do to the Westboro Baptist Church. Oh, I know. I hope they're at my funeral. We love you, Westboro Baptist. But, like, but, like, I don't think that indoctrinating our children is bad. I don't think it's... But I think that you hate it because they're indoctrinating them with bullshit and hate. Yeah, they're indoctrinating hate. But people do that to their children. Yeah. And if you truly believed in that, you would do that to your child. It's horrible. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, I was raised Catholic. Well, I know. Like, I have family members that have... I was a Catholic. That are born again that are... that believe in that. But I think to input a five-year-old with such vitriol hate to me is just not right. Like, to back up her point, I think there are certain, like, morals and lessons that, yes, religion can teach you. But when it teaches you that much vitriol and hate, honestly, that's... No, I think it should not be allowed to be around. But I'm just saying, like, people do that at any age. It's sad. Like, I don't... Yeah. Anyway, so we were... Okay, Mary. Okay. Mary, fuck, kill. What a way to bring down the podcast. Sorry, people. Let's have our guests play Mary, fuck, kill first. All right. So I need to tell you the three first. Yes, please do. Well, we have Joan Crawford, Rex Harrison, and Bob Hope. So I think Mary is quite obvious. Would have to be Bob Hope because he would keep me laughing all day. The other two, you know, while I'd like to have Joan Crawford around, I think I'd have to fuck Rex Harrison because, let's face it, in his earlier days, he wasn't nice. He was a nice-looking man. He was. Yes. Joan Crawford, you know, I'm gay, I really have no use for her at this point. I've had her movies. No, you can't. I know. I hate to do it. I hate to do it. It's a toss-up. Would you kill her with wire hangers? No, with abrasive bleach. With comment. Yes. With comment and wire hangers. Yeah. Awesome. And then ask for the axe, yes. Perfect. So that's my three. Awesome. Rachel? Oh, my people, John Barrymore, Humphrey Bogart, and Betty Davis. Oh. I don't want to kill any of them, but if I have to kill one, I guess it would have to be Betty Davis. Are you okay? Are you okay? She was really mean. She was really mean to her sister and baby Jane, and she was a star at one point, but that's okay. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I guess I would have to kill her because she was a meanie bo-beanie and stuff. John Barrymore, I was like, John Barrymore back in the day was a fine looking man, so I'd probably sleep with John Barrymore and marry Humphrey Bogart because Lauren Bacall, it worked out well for Lauren Bacall. Yes, it did. Okay, Frank. I got Lauren Bacall and Bing Crosby and Henry Fonda. Who are you going to marry, fucking kill? Okay, well, Bing Crosby I'm going to kill because I would fuck Henry Fonda all day long. And who are you going to marry? And I would marry Lauren Bacall because she's so pretty. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. She's so pretty. She is so pretty. I would just like have photo shoots with her all day long. Awesome. I got Errol Flynn, David Niven, Spencer Tracy. I don't care. I'm just making Errol Flynn. Fuck the others. Errol Flynn, come on. Errol Flynn, perfect. You got two gays and like... No, Errol Flynn. Two super gays and Spencer Tracy. All right, so mine are Gene Kelly, Gregory Peck and Ethel Merman. Sorry, Ethel Merman, you're dying. You're dead. Gene Kelly, I'm going to marry the fuck out of you. I'm going to marry the fuck out of you. I'm going to marry the fuck out of you. You're going to marry what? The fuck out of you. Gregory Peck, I am going to fuck you and I'm going to fuck your grand. Isn't that hot? Wait, wouldn't that be your grandchild too? Like, just bring him in. I'm cool with that. I'm awesome with that. Okay, cool. So we're at the end of our show. Oh. It went by so fast. It was so fast. We didn't even get to really talk about like what we were going to talk about. That's awkward conversation. I'm not going down on you. I was just picking time. Time flies when you're having fun, people. It does. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. That was great. So, yeah. Remember to check us out on all our various social networks. On Facebook, on Twitter, on Pinterest, on Instagram and, you know, follow us and shit. Bye, guys. Bye. Bye. Have a lovely weekend. Thanks to Ryan and Paul and Storm for being on our show. Bye. Bye.