Freestyle rapping, Lil B/Bass God discussion, J Dilla birthday, multiple guests in studio

See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. See him on everything, bitch. Get a scoop, a double dose of it. Basking in the ambience of robbing another. Make one scream for the unseen. Unfortunately, hands don't raise, but I still get praise. Fly lyrics on exhibit as they rip the runway. Taking off. Not at all. I don't get paid to strip. So every day I dip like it's my last. Hoping that this feeling of wrong won't last too long. Mean talk with a mean walk. Out to be taught how not to get caught in that jelly. Found in the bellies of disaster poetic. Jumping out of every window screaming message. Blessings in disguise. Covered eyes in this masquerade. Man, I wish I would have seen the face. As always, my mind moving too fast, but still arrive too late. Virgo with the mind of a Gemini. We straight. Two heads always better than one. That's why we're here. We come second to none. Give it a run. They dreams chasing them, but they run. Niggas is dumb. Y'all continue to have fun. My message is none. I don't want to be famous. I just want to be what love. Keep my bank account bank and take care of those I care about. Fuck a Maybach. I just keep swinging my lack. Right. These are thoughts of a black insomniac. God damn. Just started writing. Didn't know where to begin. Jot a couple lines. Then start over again. Then again, that line was tight. The time is right. Is the line of light gonna shine tonight? Dig. Show. I got a flow. Can a couple fans used to want to hustle? Paying studio love is tough. When back to peace. I use it for improvement. Others use it to the seas. I live for it. They die by it. No, that's why I die. You know, they fit. Now I buy it. What's coming in? More than death. My God. Like we just. After the. You know, after all started. But. He ain't playing. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm suited. Booty. Face it up. Caesar waited. Faded. Yeah, I'm tapered down. Many petty. So you going following round. Why be down? Yeah, I think I'm Philip Michael Thomas. Now. My. My. Women. Even when the heat is losing, we might be winning. Man, I'm killing. How I make a living. ABC. Take him to the bank. Michael Bivins. Think I'm ever. Any man of the month. Listen to this money talk. Never scuffing when I walk. Is there a heaven for a trail? Nigga, Barry, me and Ralph Lauren. Fuck a hillbigger. Cartier while a B. Some some. Use a head from me. Ho ho. You ain't you ain't want to. What you. We don't drink that Malibu till we. Done. Everything is on me. See, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. Yeah, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. If we got enough time, we can smoke for. Biggie. You. Everything is on. See, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. See, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. Yeah, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. If we got enough time, we can smoke for. Everything. Bigger than most folk. Riding slab on six. Ten feet off a post. Oh, I'm on that port. Author Texas Trilogy. Shit. Shit. Best to move around if you ain't here with me. Shit. We don't care who you be with. Because that's of no concern. Got my mind on my money and I'm out here trying to earn. The world moving cycles. Everybody get a turn. Just like with your baby mama in your face. Nigga burn. Stop tripping. Get back to my. And on them corners where they perked out. Burning it is. Candy paint dripping. Grains dripping. Cadillac and a Mac and on four. But we got four holes with us. With a four more at the crib. Bitten so much game. I got to wear a beard. That's how it is. That's what it do. You don't fuck with us. Cool, nigga. We don't fuck with you. You. Everything is on. See, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. Yeah, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. If we got enough time, we go smoke for big. Keep your wallet. Everything is on. See, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. We don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. If we got enough time, we go smoke for P.A.C. Yeah, I don't have no common sense. Me, I love a shot ass bitch. Her body hella crucial. But I hope we don't have no conflict. We writing down a Dan. No I.D. and a Bentley. Pimp C. Look at me. Look at me. Hell yeah, I pump like J and speed like Knot. On the Kanye West side, I got stopped by some cops. Is this girl your girl? Yo, kid sister, you think you cool kids? I was looped in this fiasco, so this is what I did. I pulled my girl like some snipers. Gave them hot styles. Swish they cap back and I yelled you a dime. Me and that brat I was with got caught, no doubt. But I called Ryan Fisk and that nigga got me out. Shot time. Oh, keep your wallet in your bag. Everything is on. See, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. Yeah, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. If we got enough time, we go smoke for big. Keep your wallet in your bag. Everything is on. See, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. See, we don't get drunk. Pour it up for Pepsi. If we got enough time, we go smoke for big. See, we don't get drunk. K, let's go. Turn it up for the front to the back. They be like, yeah, what the fuck is that? All my niggas and they rise lean it back. They be like, yeah, what the fuck is that? To my ladies in the front with them backs. They be like, yeah, I'm going to bring it back. All my fans in the house where you at? They be like, yeah, check it out. What the fuck is that? Back from popular demand like your mother's man. So when you mad, I'm in the house like brother man. Rubber bag grams. Grams is packaged to flow. Move like an avalanche in traffic. Understand, got heat like Simi D. Sam. Got beats. I make a move, beat like they were standing on a frying pan. Steal through the store, switch the tags. Scratch my nuts and then give you a free low bag. Nah, that's for last, but the cash is serious. She switch rags, but my word is period. Run with it. Send a kid who share the same soul. Good music, you hoes. Hoes are endos. From the embryo to below where earth grows. I hold this down like Jesus. Six folds. I'm like O.J. with mics and tight gloves and bright gloves. Love push comes to shove. In stores I rhyme till I kiss the billboards. Then you can kiss my ass till your lips sore. Before I 5G's. Put your fist in the F or J. Dilla, I still call emoji. Head up over front to the back. They be like, louder. Yeah, what the fuck is that? All my niggas in they rides lean it back. They be like, yeah. What the fuck is that? To my ladies in the front with their backs. They be like, do it. Yeah, nah, bring it back. All my fans in the house where you at. They be like, yeah. I feel like the new Fairhope. Mad to the drums like Ed to a nigga lungs breathing in smoke. Hazardous peak at each note. Savages quote where the matter is. L.A. the cataract. I rap the dream. When they laughed at it. Now seems everywhere we go. The camera is no fashion is. But the jeans crease. White D's and was still immaculate. Shoot for the stars. Sleep with the actresses. Now fans take my pops on this accident. Max shit spit rapid. Now I'm a asshole. Because everywhere we go, shit happens. So blame me. Yeah, nigga, I can swallow that. You can't log on to Twitter to follow that. Till I fall face flat. I'm a go home man. Still on for the cash to the bull yard. Turn it up for the front to the back. They be like, oh, yeah, what the fuck is that? All my niggas and they rise. Lean it back. They be like, the original is there. To my ladies in the front. They be like, what? Yeah, I'm gonna get back. All my friends in the house will be whacked. They be like, what? You know, what the fuck is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Shit down there, safe face, come correct Maybe come again, later combat Contact, the number's on my back Remember it now, cause I'm running with the wolf pack One, one, one, homie, this is how we do We put on for all peoples And we always follow through I said one, one, one, homie, this is how we do Bad bitch, catfish, coming to a town near you One, one, one, homie, this is how we do We put on for all peoples And we always follow through I said one, one, one, homie, this is how we do Bad bitch, catfish, coming to a town near you I'm booming, I'm bunking, I'm drinking drunken monkey Ripping stolen regals cause my uncle is a junkie Used to call me cracker, now they call me Mr. Cookie Chocolate, chocolate, X-Tab, sure to make you boogie Models in the back of this motherfucker They looking like they already tore up Sponge cake, wanna fun date? Well, I got something saucy You might wanna soak up a little bit of this bossy You might wanna run around And tear your throat The only thing I'm running is an election So can I get your vote? Rap like a root beer flow Classic, always tasty When yellow will pitch, it's blasting Thrashing, always basic If you wanna get wet, great lake, man I don't give a fuck, I can swim I put a life vest on when I came to this bitch I'm a catfish, little brim He is yellow, yellow is him Pedaling at ten speed Reaching for the B-double-E-R In a car on hubcaps I got no rims God knows that I go out on a limb Gotta get fresh, gotta get a grip trim Bim, good to go Slum shine, hood glow Worm, baby look good Baby, did you spend my check on a perm? Smells like it It's all good, it's nuts as sure Sit back, you gave it a good run Piff pass, consider it done Wolf pack, music in the trunk And go teach something while you bite your own tongue He fucking won't let me go She loves me, she thinks I'm lovely We keep it all real and that is not a small deal She a stylist, that ain't style shit And you can catch her on the scene doing wild shit She like to drink and smoke, she do a little coke She keep a baller on the side, that bitch ain't never broke Thought you was number one, dude you a damn fool I been fucking Lil Mama since high school So when you at the bar, you finish blind drinks She keep a baller on the side, that bitch ain't never broke I cut out my house and I fuck her till the room stink That's my babe, she ain't a lady That bitch is fine, that bitch is down, that bitch is crazy She helped raise me, I helped raise her So when the tits is low, she do your nigga favors Hey, I ain't tripping when I see her with another man You can't wait around for me, baby, I understand What's my name, girl? Daddy, baby And who you do it for? Daddy, baby Why is that? Cause I love my daddy, baby We'll drop it to the floor for your daddy, baby What's my name, girl? Daddy, baby And who you do it for? Daddy, baby Why is that? Cause I love my daddy, baby We'll drop it to the floor for your daddy, baby Just do what you can to keep me in the mix And never kiss him in his mouth and never suck his dick And we can get it, bitch I see you in the mix, I see you in the mix I see you out there slutting like you don't care Asking titties everywhere Ooh, I should yell your name, you would love that But not in public, baby, that ain't where the love at It ain't on networks for the world to see Their opinions ain't got shit to do with you and me You ain't a side bitch, you are my bitch And it's gon' be that way for V to do that fly shit She wanna have my kids, she got to grow a little She got to slow it down, she got to slow it down Don't let go of that hoe a little And she can get that, cause she deserve that And you can cut that bitch in half, she's still worth that She a A-plus, top notch, go get her And she'll bleed the fucking life out of her What's my name, girl? Daddy, baby And who you do it for? Daddy, baby Why is that? Cause I love my daddy, baby We'll drop it to the floor for your daddy, baby What's my name? Girl? Daddy, baby And who you do it for? Daddy, baby Why is that? Cause I love my daddy, baby We'll drop it to the floor for your daddy, baby! I play the game like a motherfucking video game I came out the water, looking like Free Willy Ten chains on my neck, ah, getting silly Swagging this bitch, shag, swag, swag, swag This bitch, shag, slap, to, Joe, silk, swag Niggas get mad cause I came from the silt Niggas get mad cause that thang on my hip Pretty boy gang and I claim what I rep Soulja Boy tell them being all in the air Cloud 9 sweaty, Cloud 9 they on bitch Niggas can't fuck with my video game swag Niggas can't fuck with my video game swag Niggas can't fuck with my video game swag Niggas can't fuck, with, my, video, game, swag I, play, a, game, like, a, mother, fucking, video, game I, play, a, game, like, a, mother, fucking, video, game I, play, a, game, like, a, mother, fucking, video, game I, play, a, game, like, a, mother, fucking, video, game Bitch, I'm one up, I just scored another life. It's level nine, level ten, Soulja Boy for life. Team S-B-Z, goddamn, I did it right. Team S-B-Z, goddamn, we on tonight. I'm so swaggy, video game. I be wakin' like magic when I hop up off that plane. Pocket full of claim, Mary Jane flame. Soulja Boy, tell them, goddamn, you did your thing. Niggas can't fuck, we might, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we drinking lemonade. No. All right. We got Adam Weiss downstairs getting some more bitches to come up. So we have a plethora of bitches. And of course, we got L.A. Empire on the webcam. Show yourself. Show yourself. Wow! With the cowboy hat. Listen. Rockin' rough. I brought someone with me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Homeboy, introduce yourself. I'm sorry. My bad. That's Young Lurk Nasty. Young Lurk Nasty, the rap god. I like that. Yeah, tell him about your first name, my nigga. Young Lurk Nasty. White dude, Korean name. You spell it Y-H-Y-U-N-G. Why? Out of nowhere. Why? What'd you say? Because why the fuck not? That's my nigga right there. That's my man 50 Grand. Every successful nigga needs a cracker with him. So think about it. Successful nigga. Successful nigga. I got a cracker with me. Obviously, my shit gonna rub off on... Nigga, look at that cracker. Nigga. Nigga. Nigga. Nigga configuration, my nigga. You say bacon? I said Westwood banging. Oh. My nigga. Oh, we got Adam Weiss in the house. He say nigga too, by the way. I don't give a fuck, nigga. Okay, put that on, nigga. Oh, we already got a spill? Oh, my God. What happened? Who spilled? I knocked that shit down. Oh, shit. Rape Wolf. You got too many clip bars in here. See, that would never happen with weed if you niggas went to fencing this motherfucker. And, you know, you wouldn't spill weed. We won't fuck up your electronics. That's true. Touche. I want to say it's like really sprinkled in that bitch, like that hole right there. You want some other shit, nigga. Angel dust. Yo, so. Oh, weird bitches. We got some more, quote unquote, spirit hoods on deck. Oh, my God. This is amazing. Nigga, that's why you have me here. Stop fronting like that was an accident. Evil Empire. Oh, you got us like that too, nigga? Nigga. Nigga. Fucking Uncle Tom ass DJ. Shut up. Shut up. Oh, my God. No! Okay, I got you. All right, what's good? Do we have Romo in the house or is this Arnie? No, it's Romo. We'll do Arnie in a bit. Oh. So, Adam's back. Flag. With his bright-eyed jacket. Yeah. And his bright-eyed hat. I look like a beautiful exotic bird right now. Hey, yo, classy. What's good? What's good? Fuckin' hell. Wait, introduce who you brat. Introduce yourself. What up? I'm James White. What's up? I'm James Wild. Damn, why do they call you James Wild, though? That's just my name. Is James short for Jamie or is that your real name? No, my real name is James. Oh. Damn. Wait, you're not that little weird bitch that be carrying around the teddy bear too, right? Is that you? I've seen her, but that's not me. Damn. Wait, I want to know about this weird bitch carrying a teddy bear. What's up with that? I love teddy bears. Is it like a full, like, how, is, like, is... I don't know. Oh. Oh, man. Word. Damus girl? You reckon that's her? No, she... Damus dating a girl that carries a fucking teddy bear around? Damus, my bro, if you're listening, man... Shout out to Gravel Pit. It's, uh, yeah, it's Damus' homie. Don't hate on teddy bears. Shut the fuck... I'm joking. Yo... You're making me turn mean. You're making me turn mean. That's... Damn, that's fucked up. I don't know. Yeah. That's racist, nigga. Why are you blaming it on me? She has a teddy bear? Well, she a black guy. She was at the whole house. Speaking of racist... Oh, I want to see that. I'm racist. Teddy bear. Is it like a regular teddy bear? I'm a bitch. Speaking of racist, he was in the Ku Klux Klan. Who? Yeah, yeah. Shout out to the Klan. I suck dick. That's cool. Nah, I'm joking. I don't. Can you say that as a joke? Yeah! Nigga, if it's... I can say whatever the fuck I want. Yeah, go ahead and say you suck dick. Say you suck dick. I know I don't suck dick. That's why I can say it. Oh, okay. For sure. Yeah. I catch your dick. Hooray! You feel me? Hooray for sucking dick. Let's see what... Whatever. Shit. Oh. Yeah. Clap your hands if you suck dick. Yeah! You guys all suck dick. Let's give you a standing ovation. I'm disappointed you weren't clapping your hand right now, though. Shake them. Shake them again. Shake them again. Our hand clapping says we suck dick, but your outfit says the same thing, though. Damn. Damn. Shit, son. Damn. That was real. You're still a boy talking about sucking dick, so... Yeah. Shit got weird. Yeah, right? Why is it so hard on this motherfucker, though, right? It's really hard. Damn. Damn. That shit's crazy. I wanna wear this pretty ass jacket, but it's hot as a motherfucker, though. Hmm. Damn, you can press both of them at the same time. Fuck yeah. Yeah! That's my shit right there. How'd you know about that? Yo, so, I apologize, Mr. DJ, for... DJ stereotype. Doing that. Sorry, DJ stereotype. DJ token. Ooh. Damn. You see that stereotype? Is this an ambush? This feels like an ambush. It feels like a motherfucking intervention. Damn, we killing people here. Yeah, no open beers. No weed smoking. So, is there a topic, or did we just come in to talk shit? I don't know. I don't... Wait, today was... Well, today, well, we had something else planned, but that's gonna be postponed for another two... Aw, I can't wait for that. Will you do me a big favor, Zach? Will you get the homie that's downstairs? Shout-outs to Academic A. Appreciate it. He will be on the show. Very soon. That's the best rapper of all time. All time. Look at your legs crossing. All time. He like 50 years old? He's probably like a solid 53, I feel like. Damn. He work at a movie theater. I'm trying to smell you, girl. He work at a movie theater, for real? Yeah. I had a homeboy I went to at high school, and then we went to some basement thing, and he saw the dude. He's like, hey, yo, that dude work at the movie theater. Wow. Yeah, just killing him. He's the tightest rapper of all fucking time. 53 years old, working at the movie theater. Where can I be now? I wanna do that. Yeah, I wanna start a crew with him. I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? I gotta wait 20 years. Yeah. Hey, so you know what happened to me right now? You know what happened to me right now, though? This is really weird. So I'm buying the beer right now at 7-Eleven, and this older black dude, no racism, older black dude. I mean, that's what he look like though, right? He's an older black dude, had a sleeping bag, probably homeless, but he was buying some shit, though, so he had some money. Swag. Swag. So he looks down at me, I'm putting my money out, he looks down at me, he goes, are you Jewish? I'm like, yeah. And he's- Look at what I'm wearing. He shakes his- is that what it was? Is it because of what I'm wearing? Is it the jewelry? I'm pretty sure he didn't know. Nigga, you look like Cobra Snake. Damn. He's a Jew. I've heard that three times this month, I've never heard that before now. I think it's because I got so much money in my wallet, he looked at me and was like, oh, that guy must be Jewish. Yeah. Thank you baby girl. Fail. I'm fucking with you, I'm fucking with you. Let's pick a topic. Let's pick a topic to talk about. Let's pick a topic. So this isn't like a fucking- Wow, you're gonna sit down at your computer and- I wanna play something. I wanna play the best song to come out of this. It's gonna come out in 2012, probably the best song that's ever gonna come out in rap ever. Do it. Oh, I know you- oh, does that- You should mute your G string. I'm gonna listen to this 18 times in a row. Jeremy, can we get this on the- You already know how I do it, man. I kill shit, rip the rap game up, motherfucking anything, man. We got rich in it, everything. We got no fucks, fucks. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. I'm hanging. Yeah, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we Tryna jack me, go get a day job Like Mandre, that's not my job But that's my bitch, ooh shit She told me things I wouldn't even say Went on a date and I fucked her face You know I'm more famous than you, than you And I can do everything that you can do, or try to Yeah, hasta la vista I'm lookin' for a senorita Mexican, Brazilian, Nicaraguan, that's what I meant To bring two to the mansion, pass them Put them all down, I don't pass them, I cuff them Yes, bitch, I said I cuff them Fucked her in her ass, that's where I net it Popped a Viadrin, I'm feelin' like Mace No homo, bitch, I'ma take that kiss Real talk, bruh, I'ma fuck her in the face Been a pretty bitch here all day Sittin' on my ass, makin' meal all day Call me Obama, bass guy Call me Obama, bass guy A-Rod I'm overseas like Jayson Call me Daddy Yankee, fuckin' bad bitches Yankee, Yankee, bass guy Dehatin' on me, that's not my problem Livin' in a world where people talk shit Suck a kid's ass and they hoes suck dick I ain't got a problem with a hoes suckin' dick But she better be clean when she suck my shit Niggas get mad cause I talk a little shit I don't even care, that's so straight I'm a bad boy like that all night Where the fuck she like choppin' at? More money, more problems like poppin' here R.I.P. my young nigga, my poppin' pill Last year I almost made a meal Went around game and I ain't got no deal Bass guy, this Lil' B Ay, that's what you shoulda done on this beat, motherfucker Bitch Yeah, like I said, she's boy, Lil' B God's father, mixtape Fucked up with Lorde You already know how I do it Same time? Okay. Okay. We can't do both at the same time? Don't Damn, that's some motherfuckin' shame though Yo, you know what then? So save it Because I'm down with that song Yeah, that song I'm all for nigger ignorance Swag me out, bitch Niggnorance Niggnorance is my shit Yeah I raw dog white bitches Oh, me too, bruh Yo, I stay the fuck out here What's up, Foxhead? What up? You lookin' at me all crazy and shit What you lookin' at me crazy for? I'm lookin' at you What is it? Where all the wild things are But East LA version? Do it Do the East LA wild things You gotta really Really go in Really go hard Oh, we got the homie in the house Oh Oh What up? Yeah Shit just got real Do you guys mind Do you guys mind sharing mic and headphones So he can jump on with you guys? Yeah, yeah You guys just sit on each other's lap Is he trying to move over here? Yeah You guys just sit together You can put his hand on You can put your hand on his thigh Yeah You know He won't bite He won't bite Shit There it is Go, go Yeah, there it is Introduce yourself, bruh What's up, y'all? This is Klico, Nico Nico, Nico Swag We chefing We chefing We're about to listen to that new Bass God song eight times in a row right now Bro, it was only once One and one I hate when white people lie Oh, damn Uh, Zach Oh my God Zach, my man This is the worst radio ever Someone has to go get this bitch that's downstairs right now This bitch got big titties Zach's on it Hey, can we get the big titty bitches downstairs, please? Yes, sir Thank you, sir Big titty bitches Scoochie We got bitches I think what we need to do Is when the other big titty bitch gets here right now We need to make all these All the bitches here stand up and let's judge who's the baddest bitch If you don't hear their drops Alright He likes that idea Swag me out, bitch He liked that idea I liked it Alright, swag Swag me I got the internet going nuts Sit in it It's my mic Oh my God Are we still on? I'm gonna win Yeah, I think we're, we're, uh What are we waiting for? I don't know, man You should judge the girls You should think that they're all hot And say one thing hot about all of them Oh, you're so positive, Chloe Yeah, vibe Be like, that bitch has ass I like that ass I like those titties I like that I want you two I think you two need to have an ass off Cause you two both have amazing asses Wow I wanna feel both of them on my dick With my pants on, though So it's not weird You feel me? It's still weird It's not that weird, man It's not that pretty normal Oh my gosh Pretty normal Are you downstairs? Yes, sir Yeah, I'm downstairs Lauren's here, swag Oh, she came Ah, she got my favorite I don't even like big titties on bitches usually Okay I usually don't It's not weird at all I'm not saying another word Swag me up, bitch I'm not saying another word to the rest of the bitches that get here I'm on strike He's on strike Uh, let's talk to you Who is you? Over the phone Who is you? James Wilde James Wilde What? Oh, this happens every time Wow I'm afraid of it, it's not a dick I'm scared it is a dick I'm all like, ugh Let's move, like, to the other shit So what do you do, James Wilde? I'm like a photographer She's like a photographer Oh my God You're like a photographer Oh my God, that's impressive That's so impressive Honestly, I think she's a dope photographer I'm gonna stand up for her I'm the best Cause a lot of people take shitty pictures You know what I'm saying? Like, you go to events I don't wanna name names, but everyone takes shitty pictures I'm crossing the picket line Are you saying that because you're trying to fuck? Of course not I think he is Back on the picket line You can be real with us right now Maybe a little bit Alright Yo, listen Shit That shit sounds so tight when you move the fucking mic back and forth It's like some soft shit You about to get raped Someone gonna get raped Hold on Who's gonna get raped? You wanna know what rape sounds like? Hold on There you go, there you go There it is Get it in, get it in Tell that bitch What were you gonna say? I have a question though We're gonna have that bitch here that um The girl that hopped in the bass god's car Again? Oh shit She didn't give you that sign, that was on the phone That bitch tired already She's coming inside? Yeah, she didn't come in this time Cause look She didn't come in inside this time Cause Rapist doesn't believe that she fucked bass god You don't think she fucked him? Yeah, let's have a questionnaire At all? I mean, maybe if he was like hella bored or some shit And it was on his birthday, you don't think he had other bad bitches around? It was on his birthday? Yeah Was it his birthday? Bass god birthday sex You think he at least got domed up? Fuck your little ass There was like five other broads maybe Was she the only one in the car? But she said she was the only one that night That's why I don't believe it We'll find out But you know what? I feel like I've seen pictures He could've pulled a badder bitch than that Alright, but you know there's a weird connection here though, right? Because I was going on YouTube to put up the video To like promote for the show And I noticed that who uploaded the video Was James So you were there Oh wait, I got a question So TMZ put that out, right? Did you get paid? No, I put it out No, but then TMZ tagged their logo on there I saw it I saw that I don't know Quick, quick, quick question Did they pay you for that? No, they were like trying to get the shot And then I just like stood in front of them And like kind of blocked theirs And they stole mine What the fuck? Fuck it, Harvey Because I got mine with like a camera You can't Wait, so they stole your shot? They stole your actual I don't know I was like standing in front of them Like blocking them Quick question, real fast Is this bitch's name Paloma by any chance? Yes Yeah, yeah Yes, sir Yes, sir Yeah But everyone knows Paloma Flag It's a very unfortunate situation that everyone knows Paloma Not me Did you fuck her, bro? Fuck, no Can you name two people right now who have? Lil B and Riff Raff Yes, but I won't Lil B and Riff Raff I can name five right now if you wanted me to All right, just say what they Go, go Yeah Let's do five At least do four and a half If you get swung on, nigga, I have nowhere to be found Nah, I don't feel like giving names Ah Swag Swag me out So you saw that bitch jump in the car? What? You saw that bitch jump in the car? Yeah, of course, she didn't even ask She just got in She just got in? What kind of car was it? Oh, she just swooped It was a Benz Okay, they make a couple of those Oh, I don't know, like the big one? You like the big one? The German one? Is that one your favorite one? Like the base guard one Oh, that's tight Base guard I don't know if base guard could qualify for a lease Ooh Oh, gosh Characters Wait, so then, so she didn't even, she didn't even know that she was a base guard? No, she didn't So she didn't even, she just popped in She just got in She snuck in that motherfucker? That's creepy That's creepy I'm just swooping real quick with this open door and hopefully my poonanny get pushed in There she is, there she is Oh, okay Let me just see what going on Yo, who is it, who is it, who is it? Is it you? Wait, we got someone walking in Is she walking in? I want to fucking Oh, she's on the phone All right, we'll come get you On the phone Yeah Oh, my God, we got like 50 people in the studio Can we get Paloma? Yeah Just keep telling her they're gonna get her and just leave her ass out there That's what I'll do Paloma? Hey, what's up, girl? Why you looking all sad? I don't look sad Yeah Why you covering up so much? Yeah, you're definitely wearing a lot more than you're used to I feel like the last two times you've hung out, you've been covering up a lot more than usual Sorry She doesn't like creeps, that's why She fucking loves creeps I love them Swap me up, bitch See, especially me, we have a thing Oh, there you go Let me down Yeah Very special bond You guys wouldn't understand it That's Gucci Buddy Lock off There it is I'm not talking to this This is so creepy I'm not talking to this This is so creepy I'm not talking to this This is great radio Hey, you know, you haven't mentioned that today is J Dilla's birthday or something like that Who's that? According to the internet Who's J? Is it a painter? J Dilla That guy who did stuff that Dude, he changed my life Oh, J Dilla He produced that Jay-Z stuff, right? I don't know what the fuck he did Does he go by Jay? He dead, I know that He dead? He's in here How'd he die? I don't know Some hip hop head's really mad at you guys right now Hip hop I don't think half the alleged hip hop head shot in the mouth I don't think half the alleged hip hop head shot in the mouth I don't think half the alleged hip hop head shot in the mouth even know what the fuck he did Just people trying to ride that wave I don't know what he did I know I'm KRS-One though I'll be the first to admit I'm not a huge Dilla fan So I'm not gonna be like running out and saying like, yo, happy birthday, J Dilla, rest in peace Like, yeah, but he's tight, but it's like I'm not knowledgeable on I thought we could just all freestyle over Dilla beats, you know, to celebrate I'm joking, I'm joking, bro Don't put on any Dilla beats Please don't Dilla beats are so, I mean, nah, I like Dilla, I don't want to do it I like Dilla beats, I like Dilla beats I like Dilla beats I like Dilla beats I like Dilla beats I like Dilla beats I like Dilla beats Y'all don't wanna say anything bad Well, everybody's gonna get all mad Rest in peace We can get five, and we can get five angry calls right now Rest in peace He can get canceled Oh, so that one dude that was angry on the internet? Oh, yeah, yeah We got, we got an angry ass internet stalker We got a guy named GodCypherVision and he Oh, that's the best name of all time He comments on every fucking video and he's just like, hey He'll find random ass videos that like were put out like two years ago with like somebody in it and then just like, like just find it and just be like Bro, this is some wack ass shit, motherfucker Broke ass motherfucker. Yeah, he's on a warpath. He's very hip hop. He wrote back. I wrote I'm trying to get him on the show. He's on a warpath? He's very hip hop. Very hip hop. Amazing sentence. Yes. And that's a t-shirt. Well, how did she just come up with the homie Sean? That's so random. What up, dog? How do you guys even know each other? How do you guys even know each other? Um, I just know him. She fucked. She fucked. She fucked. Introduce who you are. My name is Paloma. We got Paloma in the house! Yeah! We got close cast of Paloma. Slark in the house. Yeah. There it is. We were just talking about J Dilla. You know about J Dilla, Paloma? Happy birthday! I bet Slark does. He's dead. He can't hear you. He had lupus, right? I don't know what the fuck he had. It was lupus, yeah. That's tight. Wait, here. I'm gonna get this off. I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this. I'm sick of people fucking like No, for real. What's up? That's one you guys shut the fuck up. You're sick of people? I swear to God. Yeah, basically. I was fucking around. Bow bow. Alright, this is awkward. So she filmed you going into a bass car. A bass car. She's in with a bass car. Thank you, bass car. I'm in a bass mobile. Where's Ernie? Who's Ernie? Ernie and Burt, homie. Bass mobile. No, bass car, nigga. Bass car. Who was the one that filmed it? Me. Really? Yeah. What did he say towards the end? He was like, young bass guy got a new Mercedes. Who was that? Oh, that made me want to puke. Am I not boyfriend? You're the right woman. That was your ex-boyfriend. Yeah, maybe. Your gay best friend. Quick question we gotta address, though. And I think you know what I'm gonna ask. I already know what you're gonna say. Who was better? The bass god or the bass satan? Obviously fucking bass god. Dino. Dino. Okay, speak into the mic. Say it one more time. Bass god or bass satan? She had sex with bass satan and bass god. Bass satan is a real person, but we don't need to concern ourselves with him right now. Who is bass satan? Nobody cares about him. You know who he is. You did at one point. Your pussy did. Scoochie. It still does. Yo, listen. Nah. Go for it, bro. Nah, because I have all these ideas and it's just like I was about to take some money out and be like, yo, since you got this bass puss, I want to get a litmus test going or something. I want to see what it is about your pussy that A, makes these median rappers put it in you. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Secondly, the fact that you came here, this mad Mike's here. Niggas had to go down and get you. I want to know. Yo, I'm talking. I got the mic. Huh? So should have left her down there. Maybe. Probably. Who? Who going to touch the pussy in his mouth for, let's say, a hundred dollars? I don't want any of you. Damn. We don't want you either. My heart is broken. Damn. I'll finish it. Lori will do it. Let Lauren do it. Wait a minute. You can't be less famous than an internet rapper. You can't be less famous than an internet rapper to get in that. Both four of us are rappers here. Just saying. That's a cool story. Wait a minute. I know. God damn. Obama just said that I can't pay someone to do that. Fuck. Bow bow. Lauren, touch her pussy. Can we just see it? Lauren, I got it. This is making me sweat. I don't even know what's going on right now. Neither do I. Who are we talking to? Damn. This is great radio, by the way. Wait, are you offended? I'll touch your pussy for 100. Okay, good. I think it's funny. Someone has to. All right, she'll touch your pussy for 100. That's brave. Yeah, should I just throw some money? Should we get these bitches to all make out right now and do something? No, making out is... I can do that for free. The good looking ones. Let's get them. No, no, no. The free, I can... No, no, no. I can do that shit for free. If I'm going to pay for some shit, I want to get some shit. You're right. I want it. That's fair. That's fair. It's only fair. It's very fair. Get what you pay for. No, no, no. I'm not saying I want to get it. You get what you pay for. So what is... I'm not saying I want to get it. I'm not going to fuck Paloma for money. I'd fuck her sister for free. Stop, Tima. You got a bad sister? She's young. Not that young. Dude, she's fucking 17. Old enough. Oh. Why are you trying to report me to the feds, B? What's up, B? What's up? Let's fight, B. Come at me, bro. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. Jailbait. Fuck out of here. She is the base jailbait. That was almost a fight right now. This stupid nigga want to fight, bitch. I'm not going to beat y'all. If I feel a bitch is coming at me, I'm going to knock her out. That's hilarious. Tell me I won't. Knock her out. Knock her out. Nah. All right. Real talk. You in a fight or what? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this. No, I'm about to go out and push that for Jim Romo. We got cameras. This is going to be a great YouTube. Real talk. All right. Got what? Reference? Exactly. Real trap shit. This is not real trap shit. Chill the fuck out. Have you seen felons versus felony fights? I've seen some of that once and that was it. That shit's crazy. Motherfuckers fight. We should do that here. Yeah. With Paloma. Dude versus bitch fight. Let's get it on. Dude versus bitch.com. You got this, girl. We got that. No one. I'm all for it. I just want to watch two bitches try to fuck. Try to. Paloma, if we told you it would be on Worldstar, would you do it? Absolutely. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. Absolutely. There you go. Exactly. The fact that you considered it means there's a price. There's always a price. Always a price. Ted DiBiase said everybody got a price, man. I'll just tell you. Tell you what. Look at this fool. The feds over here with his iPhone filming everything. We just had people call in. Yo, if you're listening to call in. 1-800-893-956. 6-2. Yo. Yo. Yo. You're listening to the most entertaining show in the world. Yeah, yeah. Can we find this on Mega Upload? Yeah. Yeah, it'll be on iTunes, man. You can find it on iTunes. Or on iTunes, even. And hamoneverything.tv and skidrollstudios.com. And Mega Upload. And Mega Upload. Mega Upload. I only know how to download shit from Line Links. I'm too ignorant for everything else. I don't even know what Line Links is. That sounds like smart shit. That's that nerdy nigga shit. I know nothing about it. Media Fire, B. Nah. It's also on the temple of hiphop.com. Oh, word. KRS-One. Shout out to KRS-One, the Blastmaster, the teacher. Oh, my God. You know, I watched Rhyme and Reason on Netflix the other day. And the most horrible part is when he starts talking. Yeah. So, for hiphop. The best shit I've seen was him doing a review on a movie. I forgot who the fuck was in it. But he was like, oh, when so-and-so acted, it was great. And man, like the same shit he tries to do with hiphop. Stupid fucking shit. Same shit with fucking movies. So much. How much do you think his nose job would cost? Damn. How much is... Yo, you know what I'm saying? I think if you cut into his nose, the fucking universe would crumble. His nose is the nexus of the fucking universe. I have an idea. Me and James are watching porn right now. Let's start a Kickstarter. Let's start a Kickstarter. You want to watch porn together? Sasha Gray. You with some rude-ass crackers. Let's start a Kickstarter for KRS-One's nose job. No. Not like that. No. I feel like the day his nose disappears is the day hiphop dies. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying, though. I would cry. I can't. Drake would, too. You really watching that? I wake up. I got a KRS-Noah shrine in my motherfucking crib. Nigga, you got a big-ass house, nigga. There's sections so you can watch whatever you want. All right, cool. That one. Are you on FUQ.com? Yo, shout out to FUQ.com. Wait, you got a photo of... Hey, this dude, Rape-O, got a photo of KRS-One's nose as his fucking wallpaper. The four elements. Hold on. Look at this shit. That's my shit. That's my shit. That is... Can you see? The four... Hold on. Shout out to KRS-One. Right there. Shout out to all of them. The four elements of hip-hop live in this motherfucker's fucking nose. Four elements hip-hop. Homie all day. That's awesome. Okay, can we get controversial? Is it controversial? Can we do something? Do we just sit here? I'm trying to turn around by watching porn. Go ahead. Yeah. Wow. Fuck. We're doing this. Gay porn. Yo, we haven't gotten your story. What's up with you? What's up with you, BB Dress? I would watch it if I turned you on. I would watch it with you. I would fuck you to gay porn. BB Dress, come in. That was terrible. BB Dress, come in. BB Dress. Talk to me. No, not no. Right? I mean, talk to me. We aren't disputing that. No, our fancy is terrible. Hello, hello. Oh, yeah. Look at you. Hello. What's good? I don't think it's on. It is on. It's on. You just got a FF. How many times have you... How many times have you been in this situation? I don't think it's on. All right, this is not working. I have it. This is my first time. No. Lies. Damn. This isn't working. Which one do you like? This is my first time. Anyways. Oh, my God. Well, basically, my name is Paulina. I work in downtown LA here. I don't know any of you guys here. But nice to meet everybody. Is it working now? It's cool to be here. That's basically it. Yeah. It's fucking... Oh, what's happening? You said something? You said... I know. You work downtown, Paulina. You just... The point is, I'm going to be getting way more pissed in the air because you were in your mouth too much. Oh! Oh, my God! I'm in a fucking radio! I'm in a fucking radio! I'm in a radio show and I run my fucking mouth too much! What a concept. Oh, my God! Dude versus bitches.com. What the fuck? Really? Yeah. Man. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's so scary. At least you got everything. And I think you should freestyle battle each other right now. Lyrically. Lyrically. Acapella. Off the dome. Spiritually and lyrically. Oh, she leaving. How dare... You made her mad. Oh, she mad. I told you she mad. How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How fucking dare I? I come into a place with microphones and run my fucking mouth. I don't watch that. I don't watch that. And there's some chicks. You just shouldn't be rude to girls. You should compliment them. What? It'll just... Are you kidding me? Who does that? Do you have any videos online? I mean, when you first meet her, I'm just saying... Stop throwing stuff. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Yeah, we should be, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should,,,, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, really hard right now. Oh, fuck. I hate that. That's just... Look, feel it. Yo. Goody. You gotta... You should be... You should be polite to girls and make them watch porn in front of other people. You should be like... Like a gentleman. Like a gentleman. Like a gentleman. I wish you would. Oh, wait. Oh, dang. Only if you like it. Not in front of people. You know, I would love it. Ooh. I like that. That was awkward. You get another beer for that. Hey, Goody, you want to play a track real quick? Yeah. Play the new Project Pat. Play the new Project Pat. Play the new Project Pat. I want to hear that new Project Pat. I want to hear that new Project Pat. And maybe some new Gucci. And that new Project Pat. Gucci. And the new Project Pat. Gucci. Project Pat, though. Stereotype on the ones and twos. And on everything.tv. 1-800-893-9562. You picked the wrong porn. You don't watch porn. Swag Valentine's Day is coming up. Neither am I. Neither am I. Maybe we can work it out. What,, dude,,,,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4 I know what to do. What? Pull that trigger back and take my loot. That's right. Don't trust me at all. Cause Pants a clown. Clown. You can come up missing for them bricks and pounds. That's right. My stomach been touching my back. I'm out here busting my back. My back. Trying to make these fewest me. Y'all niggas don't hear me though. Uh-uh. I don't care about going to jail. I gotta eat out here. Out here. I got a lot of folks. I gotta feed out here. Out here. Black sheep up my fan. That's right. That's why I go ham. That's right. Don't care what you say about me. That's right. Uh, uh, nigga, I, uh, nigga, I, uh, nigga,, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I'ma take it, bro, let's bet on that, that's real, bro, if I can't make it, dawg, I'ma take it, dawg, let's bet on that, that's real, dawg, I see that nigga, just got work, that's raw down off that dope, and kick your dope, man stuck with chopper, my jaw with two four blockers, like some nigga ran out with a gun, chopper went block, go block him, gun took your ghoul now, he flopping like a fish, off in his own blood, you know a gangsta's wish, to flip the pounds and bricks, but it's a drought out here, drug dealers turn to jacket, when it ain't no dope round here, you know we quick to bust, leave a young nigga face in the dust, one way for sure to get looped, elbows and grams we trust, so don't you get it twisted up like a bus, I got that barrel in your face, you better get it, give me some, if I can't make it, dawg, I'ma take it, dawg, let's bet on that, that's real, dawg, if I can't make it, nigga, I'ma take it, nigga, let's bet on that, that's real, nigga, if I can't make it, bro, I'ma take it, bro, let's bet on that, that's real, bro, if I can't make it, dawg, I'ma take it, dawg, let's bet on that,, if I can't, dawg, I'ma take it, nigga,,, I mean, I be that hard nigga, I be that jiggy nigga Get with me bitch, like tell em I'm sucka dick swag Swag, cause I'm swag on em Adam here talkin' my shit, what? Uh, uh Skinny nigga, pretty flocka Nigga grippin' that choppa Party like the rocka, but my niggas louder than Flocka Whip game poppa, cause I spit to all of these boppas I'm big body partner and you niggas soakin' that tonka I'm as famous as Mozart Pose lock on my go-kart Get niggas for the gold, y'all It cost so much, so we go-go We take yours, nigga, Deebo Toes blood in my teeth, though My hair wild, my gold frames My eyes red, that's beast mode Need hoes, I keep those Bad bitch by the week, oh Sewin' this on to the next ho I pray to God that she deep throat I ain't goin' back to bein' broke Pussy money in free clothes Can't forget about the weed smoke Nigga stick to the G-close Comin' down, gettin' dope Bitches all up in my zone I'm a big boy, I'm a big boy 35, 44 Niggas know we hit the show Push a man with the kilos iPhone full of pre-hoes Fuckin' mean, we ain't wild We crab surf at the pre-show She fuckin' pretty flocco She want that pretty flocco It's beef, I'm slittin' your taco You niggas out of your nacho Cause bad bitches, man, I got those And the rose-lexes, man, I rock those And I pop hoes, got a drop rose With a snot nose and my condo You a true nigga, get your motherfuckin' hands up You a true nigga, get your motherfuckin' hands up You a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, Do a trill, bitch, get your motherfuckin' hands up She fuckin' pretty flacka, she got that pretty flacka I'm callin' now, yeah, just like Kobe, yeah, callin' now Yeah, bitch, you know me, yeah, fallin' now And I'm takin' all your hoes, bitch, I'm showin' now What the fuck I got to laugh about? What the fuck I got to laugh about? What the fuck I got to laugh about? What the fuck I got to laugh about? What the fuck I got to laugh about? What the fuck I got to laugh about? I ain't never had shit, till to zero, nothing Now that a nigga got something, yeah, bitch, I'm stunnin' Look at all these monies, hunnids and these fetties Eatin' out the wet knees, now your bitch wanna come wet me Cause we about to go to the mall, tonight we poppin' by My baby mama a hoe rat, but now I got me a model And she wanna swap, drink it all up Straight from the neck, from the bottom, bitch, you don't need no cop And she about to go make it rain, thunder, fuckin' storm Kiss nuggets to the brain, pop fuckin' corn She bad, bitch, what? Been had hunnids, nah, nigga, I'm lyin' You know that I be frontin', got that income tax swaps That income tax swaps That bad gang name while I just call her a bag Got that income tax swaps That income tax swaps That bad gang name while I just call her a bag I'm ballin' now Yeah, just like Kobe, yeah, callin' now Yeah, bitch, you know me, yeah, fallin' now And I'm takin' out your hoes, bitch, I'm showin' now What the fuck I got to life, though? What the fuck I got to life, though? What the fuck I got to life, though? Yeah Ham on everything radio, We out here That was DJ Stereotype in the mix So listen, we had James over here And she stood up to get her cell phone And I noticed something amazing Let's see what we noticed Look at this ass I was gonna do it, I was gonna pretend to I was gonna pretend to Oh my Jesus Look, there's more than that, though Look at, there, move this out of the way Look at her beautiful little tiny stomach Little tiny hips She is a sexy thing If you're just listening, you can watch this On hamonthing.tv, so if you're watching this, I think dot TV makes more sense Chloe, Chloe, come over here, too You can't really tell Yeah, Chloe, Chloe, come over here Come on, I'm not gonna cry Go stand up Come smack that ass, Chloe Go smack that ass, Chloe Dang, we havin' an ass off Look, y'all about to see what's me cracking Get it in Get it in I can't show my ass Cause Chloe got one of my favorite asses ever Why not? I can't show my ass Chloe Boo Turn around Turn around and just hold the dress really tight Against your ass so we can kinda see it Ass, ass Turn around Can't get an ass check Ass, ass Ass and titties You too, turn around now Let's go Yeah I'll smack them both There you go Oh my god Kick them both What was that? I said you can't kinda tell Yeah, yeah, you can't really kinda tell I can tell from here, boo Look Ima give the two thumbs up to the black girl with the bedazzled thing going on I don't know your name I don't Hey, look how happy Zach looks with the camera He's getting in all as close as he can Look at that Look at this cowboy hat So A lampire So, you went to Catholic school I'm a Catholic schoolgirl I feel like I was in a Catholic school I was in a Catholic school I was in a Catholic school I was in a Catholic school I was in a Catholic school I was in a Catholic school I was in a Catholic school I'm a Catholic school girl I feel like you probably Did too didn't you No You went to like A boarding school Hell no I didn't go to school You're a bad girl You went You did so You had a repressed childhood No I had a true childhood A true childhood That's the name Of my new album True childhood You know I had a baby bottle Of just some No big deal I was just leaning Until 13 Yeah I can't wait to We're gonna go After this We're gonna go to Dim Mac to see Iggy Azalea play The Homie Chuck And she's DJing How do y'all feel About her having That ASAP tattoo On her fucking hands Oh great job girl She loves Good job She got Live love Live love ASAP I don't fuck with White girls who rap You ain't feeling Iggy I wish I didn't I'm not feeling Iggy I'm not feeling white girl mob Any white girl Who thinks she can rap Can eat a fucking dick Oh my god A full bowl A bag of dicks A full dick Maybe a whole bowl Whole bowl A dick You rap I would kick Kreshawn Out of the fucking box Damn If presented with the opportunity I will kick that bitch In the box In the right circumstances I will kick the bitch In the pussy Right circumstances All she that bitch Have to do Is say something obnoxious When the planets Are aligned I shall kick that cunt With the power of Odin Cunt punt Cunt punt Cunt punt I shall summon The powers of Odin Feel gold that pussy I'll kick this cunt In her cunt Alright someone Someone literally This is real talk Someone on the chat thing Just said they want To hear some freestyles though Hell nah I'm not making that up That's real talk KRS-One does not approve I don't get bars For 40-60 We want to hear Rape Wolf rap though KRS-One homie KRS-One Dollar drinks Are pretty Everybody KRS-One Party Don't get really hip hop Right now Let's hang out with I'm going to give you A dub set beat Bop bop bop bop Bop bop bop bop Bop bop bop bop Bop bop bop bop Bop bop bop bop Bop bop bop bop Bop bop bop bop Did you just single me To give the fucking drop? Yeah Jesus Christ Boom Fuck out of here Pluroma Pluroma You said Pluroma Like there's a Pluroma Like that's who I am People look ugly Rolling Oh wait That's not what that means? Oops Pluroma Oh I get it now Plur Like the rain thing Like the rain Yo that was I didn't make that up I didn't make that up Hey Skin Slap That was witty That was some witty shit I was just like Fuck yeah wit I mean I don't even know What the fuck's happening You smell good Damn Damn! Oh my god Describe what she smells like She really smells delicious What does she smell like? Fucking delicious What is delicious? I wanna taste it I mean with that jacket It looks like you think Dick smells delicious Juicy? Juicy Oh she smells juicy Damn you juicy right now? Juicy isn't really a smell No not really I would say A little bit Nah Not at all I'm gonna tell you right now The most attractive smell Body odor And Colt 45 Money That's just me Like Damn I've never seen A spirit hood with With that I got claws Claws though Did you make You put those on yourself? Should've stick Did you kill that thing yourself? I killed the bear myself Tight With her bare hands Cut it up myself With her ass How much you pay for that? I'll buy it right now When you say bear You mean you took that off A gay dude right? Yeah I mean like I saw some bears up in the club And I was like Ooh let me get Give me that motherfucker Good times Yeah Woo No one talk Swag me out bitch That's right This is good radio Swag Fuckin' me Best radio ever Hey who's asking for a freestyle? Cause that's the dumbest idea ever Can we just Who ever asking for a freestyle? You motherfuckin' faggot ass Oh look That's what I'm saying Me punching that microphone Was their fuckin' freestyle Bow Bow Damn that's That's that new shit I just fucked up Burst Burst That's from that thirst wave Burst Burst What are you doing? I don't know I've confused myself That's what I'm saying You're just You're right now You're just looking at yourself right now This is horrible I look great What are you doing? You always look great What are you doing? I always look great? I can't see anything Damn You always look great I can't see anything You always look great I'm blind and shit But I'm sure you look good all the time I don't know No big deal You're always looking at yourself Oh I thought you said I always look great Those pants Do you have to cut those Or do they come like that? Like all air conditioned and shit Those are Hulk Hogan pants Damn Those are Hulk Hogan Did you know Are you into wrestling? Are you into wrestling? A little bit? No Not a little bit? Yeah right You like to get body slammed Yeah she definitely likes me But I can tell I don't do that shit I like to get daggered Not body slammed Oh Damn Spear beat Oh she just gave me The sexiest look When she said that She likes to catch the spear Oh she said Ew Oh I saw that look baby girl She just threw up in her mouth Look at that Yeah I will fucking Eat your throw up Swag That's totally hot Swag I don't I'm hot as fuck That's gross Put a beat on bro Let's hear something Back on for our listeners Uh oh Horns Horns Horns Horns Horns Horns Horns Horns You're listening to Amon Radio Swag me out bitch Trippy mate Swag me out Swag me out bitch Trippy mate Swag me out bitch Tryin to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I don't hear it. There it is. It is very loud. I'm the type to do to get your bitch homie I'm on the prowl behind the bushes bitch your bitch in her pussy. I push his dick fucking hard Yeah, really fucking far. Yeah, man. She's coming dick inside her stomach run that she is Yeah, yo, we listen to him Duncan me you're a wolf we are looking for your bitch so we can get in a Rest in peace to slim but today Swag oh my god. I'm swaggin now got a bunch of bitches Yeah, they jump on the bandwagon now like goddamn Adam pants sagging low All I gotta do is Get to Mac and swaggin on hoes bitch. I'm Justin Bieber You better believe her when she says she got the dick man. I would not deceive her. Yeah I'm a liar trap a fucking holly tell your bitch. What's up? Yeah, homie. She is calling Dog she's in my miss call log cuz I'll never answer it Pop is cancerous Karis one Karis one Your fans the rapper Oh, Now do it He's actually a rapper right now from a week ago Yo, I just I just walk into place feel but check it out. It's not you know saying like No, no, I need a different beat buggy like this about the late you real quick give me something give me something good my nigga Now they get Jeremy I need someone said they try to call and it said that it's off the air Fuck that person. Oh Yo, I need to look into it. I need some I need a throwback. Give me a throwback. Can we get a beat? That's not booth? Alright, no trap shit. Let's get throwback. Can we go get over here breath? Take it time. Here you go. Come swag is that bro? Baby girl can see go use your headphones real quick. Yo DJ stereotype. Come on son Yo, tell your sister I said let's fuck on the radio be So corny with me I'll tell her myself don't be so corny with me You know saying if you want a nigga to get loose, you know Sam respect him with something good Would you do the Sicaros one? No, would you do the Sicaros one? I'm a legend. I Can't even say his name Karis one Karis one Karis one I said Karis one Q-tip Q-tip Karis one Q-tip Karis one. I don't like none of them. I don't like five dog. All right, dog. I don't motherfucking care I don't listen to hip-hop. No, I don't really do it. All I do is look at my hair in the mirror I hear her. I am weird. I don't care. All I want to do is get your bitch. She got no pussy here I will push her there push her over the edge got her tied up to my bed. Oh, yeah all up on the bedpost fucker Now she see dead girls thought of shotgun Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow oh, my, god We're going at it. Hip hop! Oh, my God. And then you're still going campy with me, dog. Give me some Frank Sinatra. Give me a Frank Sinatra loop. You know what I'm saying? You want hip hop, nigga? You want hip hop, nigga? I'm going to challenge you. Challenging me. Yo, they want to try to push me. Check they hate. All I want to do is know how that pussy taste. I put it in my face. Lick it. It's delicious. All I want to do is eat the pussy on these bitches. They're so suspicious. Damn, will I kill it? Probably fucking will. Then I got her at the skillet making me some eggs. But, bitch, I prefer the tofu. Thought I told fools. Mac and on hoes down at Whole Foods. I don't know, but I'm a cool dude. I'm so old, too. I don't care if you think I'm old school. Swag. Okay. Swag. Swag. Swag. Put your legs around my neck, bitch. Get naked. All I want to do is motherfucking take it to another level. Where she saw the devil. The way that I fuck. I don't know. Swag. Shovel. Oh, my God. Shovel. I'm gorgeous. Bamba. Shovel. I think I feel myself. I think I feel myself. I think I feel myself. I might kill myself. Hey, yo. My name's Black Fancy. I'm fancy. Fancy? I walk around like a penguin. I'm on one. I'm sitting at the table. I look like a fable. Fuck it. I just started rapping a week ago. I pussyhole. Look at me. Look away. Look at me back. See, other people, they have said that. That was whack. I should not have done that. But I get their pussy. Don't push me. Swag. Wag. Swag. Best freestyle of all time. Black Fancy. I'm on my coogee swag. All I want to know is, baby, where that booty at? Yeah. Goddamn, that booty fat. All I want to do is see some motherfucking booty fat. Yeah. Truly, I'm not a fag. Why? Because all I want to do is fuck some ass on a girl. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Yo, I feel you. Swag. Check it. Since we telling secrets. You know? Ah! Check it. Since we got to change the flow up, we got to be someone else. Ah! Hold on. Ah! Ah! I have to get that out, yo. Check. I need a different beat, son. Give me something. Licky, licky, licky. Oh! Getting ignite, ignite, ignite, ignite. Yo, I haven't read the story too, Tad. Okay? Yeah. So, this reminds me of the Pujambi summer of 2007. I was 14. I did some things. Let me talk about this. I was on the boat. Check it. Big waves. Check it. Ow. Angel dust hurts when you sniff that shit. You should smoke it. My mother taught me. Oh, you hear me singing, bitch? Oh, my God. The Holy Spirit. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's wrong with this? What you doing, nigga? I was in the middle of performing, nigga. You got me double timing, nigga. I'm going to come over there and pull the trigger, nigga. Why you fucking with me, cuz? I'm rapping now. I was trying to sing. I'm going to fuck you up, nigga. Oh. I'm stripping. Who that? Who that? Booty, booty, booty. So I'm stripping. Get to stripping. Oh. Should I take it off? Ow. Ow. Ow. Take my jacket off while I'm rapping. I'm shoveling. I'm pushing shit. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, man,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'm out this motherfucker. They talking about a bunch of gay shit. Yeah, I'm racist. I hate everyone. If you try to get down, maybe I will grab the sun. Put it in your face and watch it burn and watch you. What the fuck is happening? I cannot get me up anymore. I am sore because I did too many goddamn push-ups. When I see you, I fucking puke on a bitch and kick her in the cunt. And throw her off the tree because I be climbing trees. That's where I find these hoes. Yeah, these curly ass hoes. Like this broad over there. She got some shit on her hair. It look like a wolf skull. You don't forget it. Get on. And then I kick a bitch up. I take a bitch phone. I take a bitch wallet. I call it stealing. I'm dealing. I'm breaking. Naked hoes. Let me. Naked hoes. Let me. They get naked before I have to. Let me take over. I take them back in the cave. I cook for them. I take my forks out. I stab them. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm high. I'm so high. I'm motherfucking high. Hi. I was in the fucking cave. I was sweeping out the front of it. So sensitively. Valentine's Day is coming up. Shut up, bitches. I'm a misogynist. I touch my dick. Swag. I'm a misogynist. Girl, go and massage my dick. It feel real nice. I'm so fucking witty. I'm so fucking witty. I'm so fucking witty. I'm so fucking pretty. I run L.A., bitch. This is so my city. I'm a gorgeous bitch with a horse's dick. Of course I pimp. Think that it's something different. Yeah, I can make your whore go and strip. So if she look good, you better watch her, bro. Why? Because I will get her fucking blood up on my boxer shorts. Swag. That's her period blood. I am serious. Cause what you want to do, I'm curious. About whether or not your girl wants to make some love. Yeah, she want to do it. Yeah. All up in her butt. Fuck her face. Check it out. Man, I fuck her face. Check it out. Check it out. Fuck her face. Check it out. I run red lights, too. I fucks on the period. I don't care. It's wet. It's lubrication. I have water and towels. A shower. It gives me power. I fuck for an hour. I'm not mad. Actually, I'm glad. I have more balls than you, nigga. Back up. I takes your bitch. 30 days a month. Give me another beat. What? Give me, yo, give me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We fuck for an hour. God damn it. Why is it so hot in this mom? Yeah. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. I fuck her for an hour till I'm cramping my damn hamstring. Then I pick her up, throw her on my dick and do the damn thing. She's fucking like she's dancing. She's sucking like it's candy. Yeah, she like that lollipop. Yeah, she want a lollygag. I don't give a fuck. I will really gag her mouth. With my fucking. Yeah, I'm on her couch. With my fucking kicks on it. I am not a bit modest. I'm the goddamn shit. And I am really honest. I got a hat that is tie-dye. When I rap, I'm fly. I got your bitch. Oh, she's mine. Check it out. I'm on her mind. I'm in her behind. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. This is me. My penis. This is your girl. Swag. Damn. He made a bong and a vagina. We're swagging. We're swagging. We're swagging in this bitch. We swagging. We swagging. We swagging in this bitch. We swagging. We swagging. If you're listening to this, you must be a motherfucking idiot. Either that or you're a bitch that wants to lick my dick and I don't blame you. Why? Because I hang with goons. Now you want to see what happened? Yeah, my necklace, it hangs like my dick do. I'm a sick bitch. Fool. Like I got the swine flu. I got a bitch texting me, but I don't want to text you. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Goddamn too gorgeous. Black fancy bitch. You're so beautiful. Black fancy bitch. Back glance. Oh, whoa. Check it out. I got to do it again. I'm winding back. I'm winding back. I'm winding back. Black fancy bitch. Black fancy bitch. Black fancy bitch. I'll throw you in the ditch. In the ditch. It's kind of dark. I didn't really want to go there. But when I fuck. I like to pull her hair. Me too. I don't care. I put my finger in her butt. Check it out. Just like I did this cup. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Yes. Oh, my God. Just got it. Yo. I'm back. Props. Props. Props. Props. I'm back. Using props. Yo. Oh, where did all these crackers come from? Using props. Yo. I'm blacked out. Yo, K.R. West. K.R. West. K.R. West. K.R. West. K.R. West. I'm sweating in a motherfucker and it's getting so goddamn annoying. Now, I know you like it. Well, why don't you take off your jacket? And I'm like, shut the fuck up. Don't tell me nothing, faggot. Don't give me no advice. I might stab you with a knife. I might take your fucking wife and throw her in a dumpster. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. I will just take her money. That's what I like to do. If you are a human, I will have to throw you into a trash compactor. If you're an actor, I'll save you and break your fucking back. I'm the jacker of Crackin' Jacker. If I eat a fucking burger, that is murder. Yeah, that's right. I don't eat fucking meat. Look nasty. I'm flying in a motherfucker. I'm flying in a motherfucker. Yo, look nasty. This is on you. Yo, you can't know? You scared? I don't get bars out for free, B. Oh! Fuck you! He don't free me. He freestyles for a fee. He freestyles for a fee. All I want to do is fuck the bitch next to me. I got a rack minimum. Yo, I respect that, my dude. All I want to do is choke your fucking neck. I respect that. See, he just surpassed me in a rap game because, see, I was out here. I was coming from the wrong part of my heart, son. I was out here. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Because I'm hungry. My heart is full of fire. You know what I'm saying? I'm still feeling like Dylon. I'm not even rapping right now, B. This is how I am in my heart, nigga. You know what I'm saying? You just sound like you need some Gatorade, B. You know what I'm saying? I can see. You got mad thirst coming out of your pores, B. Yo, you heard me? And that's what I'm saying. I hear you, B. Yo, chill out, son. Chill out. Chill out. Yo, my man right here. I know this is mad love right here. My man, young, fucking lurk nasty, the rap guy. I brought this nigga with me. You know what I'm saying? But he just flipped the tide. He tied in the flip of the turn. And now I might as well be a student of this motherfucker because he just sitting here. He ascended me. Science. You know what I'm saying? He surpassed me in the game right now, nigga. Science. That means that my motherfucking teachers is actually working up in this motherfucker because he surpassed me in the game. God damn. This motherfucker just died. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Science. Best radio show ever. Yeah, man, that's what science does, man, Fish, be on the radio, now, Fish, be on the radio, now, Fish, be, Fish, be, Fish, be, Fish, be, Fish, be, Fish, be, Fish, be, Fish, be, Don't. It's going crazy right here. Oh, my God. Bro, completely. I can't even hear myself. It took me the fuck out. Like nothing, dog. I know. I'm sorry, P. I'm sorry, my dude. It's a moment. His mind is blown. Yo. His mind is blown. My motherfucking third eye is blind right now. He's third eye blind right now. He's got that 1990s alternative rock. My third eye is blind. He's third eye blind. He's goddamn a gin blossom right now. If I had a glyphic sweater, come on right now. I can't hear it. He couldn't hear the Iroh. I can't hear the Iroh. Like, open your head. That was over my head. It was crazy. Cliff bars. Cliff bars. What are you saying? Cliff bars. I apologize. I apologize. I lost my shit. Young look nasty. The rap guy. You that nigga. Everybody clap for that cracker nigga. Everybody clap. That nigga. Yo. What the fuck? That nigga ain't that nigga. Clap for that nigga. I'm his mother. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, God's father mixtapes You already know how I do man I kill shit Rip the rap game up Motherfucking everything man We got rich in it everything I don't give a fuck, fuck that Bitch I own swag, I'm a star like I'm in sack I'm so fab like I'm in sack I tote that tech and I hold that mac Got a few scratches up on that gun I straight spit like I got no tongue Bitch came asking me questions Where's my car? Bitch which one? No little beat and it ain't no fun Everything cool till I bought that blunt Talking weed bitch I got that gun Pour me a cup bitch let's get drunk I'm carmalone I just dunk I'm so high Over this weed I be high bitches Straight from the hood shit Evil bass guy drop my top and I don't get robbed Never say never but I never been robbed Tryna jack me go get a day job Like Mandrake that's not my job But that's my bitch ooh shit She told me things I wouldn't even say Went on a date and I fucked her face You know I'm more famous than you Than you And I can do everything That she can do Or try to Hasta la vista I'm looking for a senorita Mexican, Brazilian, Nicaraguan that's what I make Two bring two to the mansion pass em Put em all down I don't pass em I cuff em Yes bitch I said I cuff em Fucked her in her ass that's where I net her Popped a Viagra and I'm feeling like Mace No homo bitch I'ma take that kiss Real talk bruh I'ma fuck in the face Been a pretty bitch here all day Sitting on my ass making meal all day Call me Obama bass guy Call me Obama bass guy A-Rod I'm overseas like you I'ma call my daddy Yankee Fucking bad bitches Yankee Yankee bass guy Dehating on me that's not my problem We living in a world where people talk shit Suck a kid's ass and they hoes suck dick I ain't got a problem with a hoes sucking dick But she better be clean when she suck my shit Niggas get mad cause I talk a little shit I don't even care that's so straight I'm a bad boy like that all night Where the fuck is she like Choppa then More money more problems like poppin' R.I.P. my young nigga my poppin' pill Last year I almost made a meal Run a rap game and I ain't got no deal Bass guy This is Lil B Aye that's what you shoulda done on this beat motherfucker Bitch God's father mixed tape I'm going all the way in I'm going all the way in Lil B Ross rapper alive Like I said Any rap motherfuckers got a problem Let's go It's that real world star hip hop shit I think I'm famous Bass guy yeah like I said God's father mixed tape Yeah like I said She boy Lil B God's father mixed tape You already know how I do man I kill shit Rip the rap game up Motherfuckin' everything man We got rich in it everything I don't give a fuck fuck that Bitch I own swag I'm a star like I'm in sack I'm so fab like I'm in sack I tote that tech and I hold that mac Got a few scratches up on that gun I straight spit like I got no tongue Bitch came asking me questions Where's my car Bitch which one No Lil B then it ain't no fun Everything cool till I bought that blunt No talking weed bitch I got that gun Pour me a cup bitch let's get drunk I'm Carmelone I just dunk I'm so high Over this weed I be high bitch It's straight from the hood shit Evil bass guy Drop my top and I don't get robbed Never say never but I never been robbed Tryna jack me go get a day job Like Mandre that's not my job But that's my bitch ooh shit She told me things I wouldn't even say Went on a date and I fucked her face You know I'm more famous than you Than you And I can do everything That you can do Or try to Yeah Hasta la vista I'm looking for a senorita Mexican, Brazilian, Nicaraguan That's what I make Two bring two to the mansion pass em Put em all down I don't pass em I cuff em Yes bitch I said I cuff em Fucked her in her ass that's where I net it Popped a Viagra and I'm feelin like Mace No homo bitch I'ma take that case Real talk bruh I'ma fuck in the face Made a pretty bitch here all day Sitting on my ass making meal all day Call me Obama bang me on the wall Call me Obama bang me on the wall Call me Obama base God A-Rock I'm overseas like Jayson Call me daddy Yankee Fuckin bad bitches Yankee Yankee base God They hatin on me that's not my problem We livin in the world where people talk shit Suck a kid's ass and they hoes suck dick I ain't got a problem with a hoes suckin dick But she better be clean when she suck my shit Niggas get mad cause I talk a little shit I don't even care that's so straight I'm a bad boy like downline night Wear a fuckin suit like choppa then More money more problems like poppa here I'll RP my young nigga my poppa pill Last year I almost made a meal Run a rap game and I ain't got no deal Base God She a lil bitch She a lil B And that's what you shoulda done on this beat motherfucker Bitch God's father Nick Stady I'm goin all the way in I'm goin all the way in Lil B Ross rapin live Like I said Any rap motherfuckers got a problem Let's go It's that real world star hip hop shit I think I'm famous I think I'm banging stage Base guy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah young everyone on the chat is saying play that another three times I'm sorry Is everyone on the chat saying played another three times they can play My god looking in the sky World star that shit Hey, what's another beer? Give me a bear doll. I doll. Let me go to goddamn motherfucking beer. I'm motherfucking sweating Our musical guess how to reschedule and that's why you could kind of been killing time But thank you everyone for listening and bearing with bearing in with wrong with y'all. Are you what's another beer? Fuckers go get a job girls. I think I'll sell some drugs houses Talking talking talking people are there. Yes. Let me ask you a question about that track. Yes Yes As as an old-school hip-hop head, please don't call me that no, I mean I'm referring to myself. Oh 22 years old aren't you? Yo LA Empire is like 2,000 years old homie but Why why on a recording? Does that yes? Like is it a part of the appeal that his syncopation is off that like the rap isn't like that it's off being that it's As it makes it based As it makes it based Cuz that's that's exactly where you lose me. I would say he would have won that battle, but you can't You can't and we've been talking about KRS one Yeah And it's like he invented battle rap and like why just don't just just work on your rap skills So you see there is invented battle rap Yeah, I who invented a cowboy hats Steven Riegel's DJ don't do it. Steven Riegel's that's real. That's true Wikipedia that shit right now if Lil B Had stayed on beat the niggas still would have sucked. So it's like I'm just saying we've given it to you like what consider the fucking source Do you have somebody on hold right now? Hold on Jeremy. We have somebody on hold right now This girl just texting goes. Can you hear me? Lil B can't rap but It's hilarious It is tight Is there someone on phone? Hold on hold on wait Hey wait we have a caller we have a caller it's very very important who is this? Hey, who is this? It's Kim Who the fuck? Is it somebody in this room? Can you hear me? We can hear you baby girl. What's up? What's up girl? What's up girl? Wait hold on What's up? First off first off Put your hand in my face Put your hand in my face You fucking dreams just came true? Oh it was pretty good Listen all you crackers shut the fuck up My dream just came true I've always wanted to fucking have headphones on and feel some shit and have a stupid bitch talk to me This is like love life Yo I'm gonna take this fucking call Hey bitch talk You got a helmet on? You got a helmet on? You in your wheelchair? I'm gonna grab you by your throat Yes I'm in my wheelchair right now Nobody wanna talk nobody wanna know Wait listen how old are you? How old are you? How old are you? Baby I want a picture with you Hey bitch how old are you? This bitch boring 20 years old bitch You said you're 20? This bitch is in here somewhere I want a picture against the wall Ah nigga I can hear the echo Nigga I listen Is she in here? Can someone just tell her to ask her fucking question already? Jesus fucking Christ Baby girl how are you doing though? Look nasty the Jew Bitch I can't really hear you guys Really with all the yelling? She sound like she dying right now Can you hear us now bitch? I can't answer you on your motherfucking deathbed I'm sorry that I'm being so mean to you I know you're I love you I love you I love all you girls I love you guys with all hands on everything Hands on everything all day Thank you babygirl I love you I let you suck my dick Are you Persian? Are you Persian? Are you Persian? Are you Persian? Are you Persian? Are you Persian? NEXT I'm tryna whisper to her I'm tryna talk dirty to her I'm tryna whisper whisper because she has the headphones on so if I whisper she can hear me but yeah that made my dick hard no more pause I'm a real nasty man I like to do some nasty things beat the pussy up beat the pussy up beat the pussy up beat the pussy up yo in the remix it fucking grosses me out when Missy raps about her fucking nasty fat pussy I like to get hands on bitches with cat teeth that part grosses me the fuck out I cannot stand when Missy I hate the remix remember when she tried to work out for like two weeks she was like I'm finna lose this weight and then she just fucking disappeared moved to the forest and shit grew a beard fucking gross ass bitch I like the music video for the whisper song cause that dude creepy looks like a goat he looks hella creepy and he's up on that bitch behind her he's like I'm a real nasty man I'm a real nasty man if you were at the club and some nasty goat looking motherfucker came up to you and started whispering in your ear what would you do if he was on one of our shows what would you do he'd be scared no you wouldn't you'd get in his car you'd say how many hits did your video get on worldstar under 100,000 I'm not sucking your dick I don't believe that either 100,000 give it like 50 give it like 50 does baking soda burn your vagina does baking soda burn your vagina we're asking for a friend we're asking for a friend oh no I'll try when I get home I'll let you know when was the last time you took an epsom salt bath when was the last time you took an epsom salt bath never never when's the last time you took one lies this isn't about me I'm turning the table this is about you this is about pluroma pussy that's not the only thing you're turning damn swag smiley face well we can go off on you too if you want oh you just opened up a window girl come on you're a dick and a headphone come on what's up bitch she's a sweet girl if she gonna run her mouth on radio come on son someone's got to I think she got a knife you got a knife I got guns I got guns and shit shoot the knife out your hand laughter okay let's get cocky, we only, only, only we only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only we only, only, only, only, only Parachute material. You wish you had that. This is real shit. This is swag. Yeah, I'd take that shit, sell it on eBay, and buy myself a real jacket. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. You don't sell that. The girls love it, though. That's all that matters. You know what I'm saying? I'm swagging out. They're like, you're goddamn beautiful. I'm icy, bitch. Baby. I meant to say baby. I'm being rude. Swag. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. Yo, swag out to your homegirl, Shannon. And down in yogurts. Shannon loves swag. Mr. Ham on everything, I would like to take this time to say thank you for having me. Oh, thank you, sir. This was a lot of fun. This was a lot of fun. I will be coming back whenever I want. Please. No, absolutely. I will. No, I'm going to make this motherfucker mine, because that's basically what I do. And this seems to be an open forum for me to come and dick slap the dumb bitches that decide to walk into this room with me. And I've been smoking enough marijuana. The ladies love a microphone. So I heard what she was going to say, nigga. I know I look Mexican. You know what I'm saying? But fuck you, nigga. Because I will. Here's the funny thing. So you have Rick Ross talking about something, something, something with Jews in the sauna. You know goddamn well Jews don't go in saunas. Why? Deja Jew. I'm going to go ahead and say I got photographic evidence of me in a sauna with bitches. With bitches? I don't want to see that. I mean, yeah. See how excited girls get? It's crazy. Girls get so excited over Jews. I won't go anywhere near a pimotory. Everyone does. It's amazing. Around this fucking. I love being Jewish. Sorry. Get you. Are you the German behind me? Real drop shit. I'll get off. Good one. Nazzies. Nazzies. No, but seriously. Seriously. Seriously. I want to say thank you. Thank you, sir. And I. You are fancy. I'm going to come here. And I'm going to make this shit some Ryan Seacrest. I'm going to make this shit. Some rough. Some Ryan Seacrest. Ryan Seacrest. Swag. Yeah. I'm going to have us in here early in the morning making at least like $50 each. I like. And free Red Bull. Love that. All the shit that terrestrial motherfucking radio has to offer. But we'll be doing it on the Internet for a nominal fee. Oh, my God. Bow, bow. Yeah. I was just talking a bunch of bullshit. I just want a raw dog white bitches, to be honest with you. As long as there's power bars. I want a raw dog Russian bitches, though. Whatever, nigga. I just need white bitches. I don't know, man. I just want a raw dog Russian bitches. Look on you. Look on you. I'm talking Chernobyl about it and shit. They look like they have a retard. Real, real, real fast. I want to find out what's the deal with the power bar granola shit. Because you don't look like you're going to eat them. And they're definitely not drumsticks. He's going to eat them. Yeah, I'm going there, B. I eat them all motherfucking day. And they're just an extension. You know how like them Chinese motherfuckers with swords and shit, they say the sword is a motherfucking extension of themselves. So you shit real well every day because of those things. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. All right. Just making sure. I also drink a lot of Monster Milk. Shout out to Monster Milk. Monster Milk. Shout out to lift bars. Shout out to push-ups. Shout out to Russian bitches. To rap game health food. Rap game health food. Rap game health food. Bow. Bow. Yo, so thank you all for listening. This is Ham on Everything Radio. We're here every Tuesday, 9 to 11. Yo, fuck with us tomorrow. We're in the Orange County at the Crosby. We're DJing. Me, the homie Romo. We DJ at the Beringa Dang. The homie Stereotype. The homie Monotone. And DJ New Girl, who's Iggy Azalea's homegirl from Australia. She's a cute blonde bitch, too. Is she new? Drop something. What'd I drop? Her fucking name. So if you like Iggy Azalea, come out motherfucking tomorrow. No one likes Iggy Azalea. Wait, is that the black one or the white one? I'm so... The white one. Oh, you two have Azalea Banks. I fuck with Azalea Banks. That's at the... Adam. That's at the Crosby, which is at 400 North Broadway, Santa Ana. Don't lie to them. No, that's... That's where it is? That's where it is. Oh. You don't even know where your own event is? Nah. Yo, come to the Crosby. Rap game Cobra Snake on his... Yo, it's a... Not on his... Rap game Cobra Snake. I shouldn't boost your ego like that, though. Thank you, sir. Oh, my God. I'm the Cobra Snake. Yo, so fuck with me at the Orange County. Bring your bitches. It's gonna go down. And then on Thursday the 16th, we're over at the Short Stop, swagging you out, trap shit. We got the Cha Cha Lounge on the 22nd. We're doing all types of shit, man. We out here. Peace. Yo. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. North. Yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Black shirt puffin on a black and out. I know my lungs black and now hot box like yeah I'm packed in a steam room that ain't you can lift this you sniffing this weed We in this motherfucker thick gas I like my bitch give me room like a Six or meet you do and tell them this I got more participants that think he's just a myth Adjust your motherfucking stereo so I can drop the bomb on you and watch your fucking I know that I know that I know that I know I Stereotype stereotype stereotype So Paloma here who was on that video who had had sex with all this God So you so it's his birthday you were official and you're the only girl that sex in that night I don't believe that I believe that there's no fucking way And what are we talking about when you fall asleep? We're talking about Paloma having sex a little bit on her on her birthday Like second he's fucking noted he was like get the fuck guys cuddle you guys cuddle that's not me bro calm he gave That's not me bro calm I got lotion my eyeball right now cuz I put lotion my pretty face That's not a sweater. Oh my god care arrest knows calm Not me bro calm He rod dog it did he pull it didn't do economy. I should know that's not me bro Calm you didn't try take the condom put the coming year pussy afterwards You are fancy You oughta block down you have to get a coat hanger like a month later I Spoon you or do you spoon him? It's cute. I'm gonna be no I fancy calm. Did he fuck your face no I fancy calm What's your man? He's used on you. That's not me You go wait hold on hold on hold on Get off the whole time hold on he puked on you. Oh My god Oh That's not me everyone I have a question I have a question I have a question That's not me bro calm. I have a question I'm gonna throw a little piece get right now. Do you fancy that he beat it up or is it romantic like with you? You are fancy that you can tell us no our fancy calm. No one listening answer is on my tumblr Did he beat it up? He toss you around Did he toss you around Did he toss you around Did he say swag? He fucked a mad bitch And then told her to clean up the whole fucking group Alright little b I love you No I fancy calm Peace That's not me bro calm Out of the shallow barrage of which tongue culprits spit on rap Out of the shallow barrage of which tongue culprits spit on rap