Top comedy movies list with callers, plus Super Bowl and pop culture discussion

You guys ready? Yeah. Yeah. It got all chip monkey there. Did you hear that? Welcome. Oh my gosh. Hello, everybody. Welcome. It's the call sheet with Keith Coogan and Gus. How are you, buddy? I'm doing good. How you doing? Hey, everybody. Call in if you've had a really big meal or if you drank what you needed to drink or if you smoke them if you got them. Always swallow whatever it is that the doctor tells you to. I don't even know what that means. If that's the case, call in. 1-800-634-7000. 1-800-893-9562. Call in with your top comedy movies of all time. Your favorite comedy movie. It could be this year. It could be epic. It could be a silent film. Who cares? Top comedy movies of all time. The number again is 1-800-893-9562. Don't be afraid to call. What are you scared of? That is a good topic. I can go off on that for a while. Good comedies? Oh, I can go off on that for a while. Oh, easily. My favorite genre. Like I said, usually because I don't need to go find people that I don't know, have them defined and then killed off. So generally, I don't need that. I can watch the news if I want that, which also annoys me. So comedies, love them. This is a great topic. The New Beverly Center, New Beverly Cinema just did a Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day. On Groundhog Day. They played Groundhog Day. Oh, nice. Happy Groundhog Day. Can you explain that to me? Do you understand Groundhog Day? I absolutely understand it. But I can't explain it to you. I can't explain it to you. I can't explain it to you. I can't explain it to you. I can't explain it to you. I can't explain it to you. Can't or won't? Well, I know the secret. Well, because here's what I don't understand. I don't understand. Similar to like Wall Street and women. I don't understand how Groundhog Day works. We have technology now. What is with the, what's with the groundhog? Like, I mean, if the groundhog comes out and sees the shadow, but, you know, Dallas Reigns goes, no, the groundhog's an idiot. Who wins that battle? No, they pre-plan. They look at the charts and they go, all right, we're going to say he sees his shadow this year. And then it's going to be a big deal. It's going to be six more weeks of winter, which happened this year. But there's a handful of weird people that go out there. But it's spring right now. It's like June in Los Angeles. But there's a handful of people that go out there to watch this groundhog. Big event. Yeah, but does the groundhog in on the fix? Is that what you're telling me? Yeah, he's well taken care of. He's like stocked up with little groundhog niblets. And he's like, once a year, he's like bothered. And they bring him out and like parade his ass around. Pogzitani Phil, we have 30 seconds before we're on. And he's like, oh, okay, wait. So you want me to see this? I'm seeing a shadow or I'm not seeing a shadow. I thought he died. I thought they replaced him. I'm not sure. There could be another, quote, Pogzitani Phil. Yeah, I assume this is not the same. Like Wilbur. But he's, you know, groomed for this his whole life. One day you're going to be the groundhog that's out there. Speaking of groundhogs, Caddyshack was probably an all-time favorite of everybody. Caddyshack is, you know, some people hate it. Some people love it. I think that it can create any sort of intense feeling. Like. That is awesome. Dancing gophers or groundhogs, whatever you want to call it. I think it was a gopher, right? It was a gopher. It was a gopher. You got Ted Knight and Rodney. Such a great cast. Yeah. Chevy Chase. Bill Murray. My God. You know. You're done there. Yeah, exactly. And the old story was that they were halfway through filming and realized we don't even have a scene with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray in it. Do you mind if I play through? Oh, that's nice. That is nice. Oh, and Murray. Murray, of course, improvised his whole, you know, here he is, the kid. He's coming up and he's having at it with the poinsettias or whatever. That whole thing. They took a lunch and they all basically figured out how to write that scene. They said, we need to get these two guys in the same scene. So while filming, they went, oh, shit. All right. Well, let's put these guys in the same scene. Rumor has it, at least going in, they weren't necessarily big fans of each other. That is the story. And there's actually a scene. And I don't know how true it is. But there's a scene. There's a scene where I believe Bill Murray's riding the mower and Chevy's on the side of it. And, you know, he's telling them, all right, well, when we do the take, just go slow. And, you know, boom, steps on the gas and turns that thing. Chevy goes flying off. They were. Because correct me if I'm wrong. Chevy Chase was the first season Saturday Night Live cast member who quit the show. And Bill Murray had to step into his shoes. That is correct. From the Second City days. And there was a rivalry. A lot of I think a lot of the same friends. And some sort of. Well, in hindsight, I don't know how many friends Chevy Chase had. But it seems like a lot of the same group they hung out with. And then there was some sort of rivalry between those two. And ladies and gentlemen, I am actually sitting with here tonight. A face, a cast member of Ghostbusters. Yes. Gus was actually in Ghostbusters. We watched the clip the other night. You're at the very end of the credits. I dominate that movie. You so dominate. T-shirt. I am a T-shirt kid. I was I was in, I believe, fifth or sixth grade. And I was an extra in that movie. There was maybe I think I missed like four days of school, which that alone was awesome. Victory. Oh, such a huge win. And there was maybe four kids. My mom was also an extra. That's how I was able to do it. And then it was, I think, four kids total, maybe. And and you're absolutely recognizable. I see you sitting right there. In all joy. Holding. You're hocking a T-shirt. Oh, I was the happiest little kid ever. Little Ghostbusters shirt. We ran across the street to the side of the road where all the extras that are in some sort of costume, all the specialty extras were. And we ran across the street because there were no kids were like, oh, look at that. Let's go stand on that fake piece of building, which we were not supposed to be there. Somebody said, hey, you kids supposed to be here. We went, yeah. And he went, oh, OK, well, give me these two T-shirts. OK, jump up and down with these two T-shirts. And then I watched the movie and we're ninety nine point nine percent through it. And I'm like, oh, shit, they didn't show us. And then there they are. A close up on one foot tall Gus jumping up and down, waving a T-shirt. Were you just the stud at school when I came out? Is that like I was a little stardom there as studly as a as a sixth grader could be? Yes. For a week. I mean, that was huge. I remember it came out and I was eleven or twelve or something like that. And it was just it was huge. Everybody imitated. Everybody was so good for Halloween. So quotable. Yeah, that was a great movie. I think at the time might have been the highest grossing comedy of all time. And if not, it's a fact that if I say confidently, it's so rolling with you on that. Very believable. If even if it's not, if I just say it with confidence. And it's got a sci fi, you know, kind of a thriller or thing to it. It's kind of scary at times, too. And other movies might fall into that like sci fi thing, like Spaceballs. Spaceballs is a great one. You're into that kind of a movie. Spaceballs is a great one. Although, although we can probably fill up a top ten list almost with just Melbourne. Brooks movies. Yeah. And as much as I like Spaceballs, I don't know if that's going to make the top. No, there's a Blazing Saddles in there or a what were we talking about the other day? Instead of instead of Blazing Saddles. Oh, History of the World Part One. Yes. You know, if you had to, like, kick one off the list for the other, what would it be? History of the World Part One or Blazing Saddles? Call in 800-893-9562. If you have a passionate belief of one Mel Brooks movie over another, call in 800. 800-893-9562. Doesn't cost you a goddamn thing. Nothing. If you're listening live, it's right there on the Web page in front of you and your phone's there. And you probably got the unlimited minutes or some crap like that. It's toll free. Call in. Do you see this fat lip I got here? What's that from? I tried to play a little softball today. I have not done a lot of sports. And even though that's barely a sport, anything you can play with a beer in your hand is not really a sport. But I figured I can use whatever version of exercise I could get. So I went out there. And I am so comically out of shape. I would lose a long distance run to Stephen Hawking, I'm pretty sure. I am not in good shape. When you jog to the position and then you're winded, that's not a good sign. Game didn't start. I needed a break. We used to play softball or whatnot back in the 90s, early 90s. I was like 22, 23, cigarette in mouth. I was like Jim Belushi in Sexual Perversity in Chicago. Or about last year. Last night. I'm like, we're playing keg softball, whatever. You got to get to second base and pound a beer. It's a great game. Yeah. I didn't do the basketball. Someone would get hurt. I wouldn't jump when I should. And they'd come down and hurt their nose on my head. I'm so short. I could not end. To your defense, most of the kids in your school probably or that you were going to school with were not working at the time like you were. A few were. I had the twins that were on the Little House on the Hill. I had the twins that were on the Little House on the Prairie. Robin and Rachel Greenbush. Lindsay and Sydney Greenbush. Robin and Rachel Bush. They played the littlest little girl on Little House on the Prairie. One of my best friends, Gabe, was in Real Genius. Gabe Jarrett. Oh, nice. There were tons. Scotty Schwartz. Scott Menville, who was the voice in, oh, God, they did that Tim Burton animated series with the dog. Anyway. He was a million. He showed that look on my face. No, no. There was a couple of kids that we could. Jake Busey was right down the street. But he hadn't started acting yet. No, no. Well, his dad probably scared him out of it for a while. Yeah. His dad had yet to hit the cycle of reality shows that he's now dominating. His dad was so cool. He had a birthday party and his dad had a Polaroid out and was just snapping like real Polaroids. Really? Handing them out. It was really fun. Yeah. Nice. They built a skateboard ramp, like a whole half pipe in their backyard. But it was the Buseys, right? So they, you know, you would, you know, it was also a community in Malibu. It was like, you attract homes, but it was nice, but it wasn't, you know, super rich. They had to sign waivers before we got on the skateboard ramp. Yeah. Yeah. Like, dude, we're outlaws. We're skateboarders. Fuck that punk rock. No, no. I'll say that. I wave off this indemnity. No, no, no. That's fine. That's nice. That's nice. Although there's an outside chance that he did end up making one of those, a half pipe, but he was just trying to make a driveway. Not out of the realm of possibility. It's like, man, this really doesn't seem that level. I don't understand what's going on. Let's throw a party. That is bizarre. Jake tried to teach me how to ride a motorcycle. Did he really? Yeah. At like 15, 16 years old, he had two bikes, like a smaller one he used to ride than his new one. And I'm like, hey, would you teach me how to ride? He's like, sure. So we're out in front of a street. We're way up. It's like the canyon in Trincus. It's like a total dead end. Way up. Like he lived near the top. And he's showing me. Here's the clutch. And we started. Security or cop comes up the street. And you're not supposed to have like off-road bikes on the street, whatever. Especially when you're 15. And I'm barely like figuring out how to like get it started. And Jake bolts. Nice. He's like, fuck. He runs. And just bolts off. And the cop thing goes chasing him all the way through the fields up into the thing. They got helicopters out looking for his ass. He's not supposed to ride the bikes because of the like spark arresters or some fire. I know Malibu's burned a lot of times. So Jake tried to show me how to. And he became a wanted fugitive. That's awful. That's nice. That's nice. And they left a 15-year-old there to fend for himself. Yeah. No, I was like, I just pushed it back into the garage. I'm like, mm-hmm. Look at the helicopter. That's nice. That's very nice. Thank you, Jake, for trying. Thank you very much, Jake, for trying and then leaving me there to get arrested. That's awesome. Hey, you only go to juvie. You're fine. You'll be fine. Are you going to watch the Super Bowl? At least pretend to care? No, no, no. Yeah, because there's great ads. Yeah. You know what? I hate to say it. When it's not the Giants, I am very interested in the ads. There's good ads. Obviously, you're a Giants fan. You're a New York. I need you to pretend to be a Giants fan. There's a slight favorite that the New England Patriots are picked. Yeah. No, I'm okay with that. Two and a half. Two and a half points you're getting. That's not even a kick. No. Yeah, I mean, it's basically almost a pick. Wow, that's really crazy. Pretty much a pick-em. Pretty much a pick-em. Yeah, I need you to pretend that you're a Giants fan for the next 24 hours. No, no, no. I mean, I know in theory you don't give a shit, but, you know. Couldn't name a player or a number or whatever. Just name a team. Just name the Giants is all you need. I'm totally down for your team. That's all I need. See, you know why I don't care. That's why. Do you know why? Oh, why? Because I live in Los Angeles. Yeah. And we don't have a fucking football team. Yeah, that is fair. But here's the thing is, you are also, are you not the only city to lose a football team at least two times? At least two times you lost a football team. What the hell is that? How do you, what is that? What is that, like Rams and Raiders you're talking about? The Rams and the Raiders. And I think you might have lost the Raiders twice. Like, didn't the Raiders move? Are they around anymore? The Raiders got like a month-to-month lease. Like, what is going on with you guys? But they were talking. Month-to-month. They constantly talk about bringing them back. Gotta win the next couple of games or you're out. Exactly. Hey, guys, our bills are due. And we have a losing record. We're going. We're moving south. They're trying to get a team back here, but I don't know if that's going to happen. What are you doing first? You're obviously not going to a party with people. No. No, no. Got people. Okay, no. Good Lord, no. Dip or like double dipping and lots of people with, you know, oh, the beer in the fridge. No, it's just, yeah, I don't need people rooting for, I don't need people rooting for other shit other than what I'm rooting for tomorrow. That would be. That would be. I mean, I have a handful of people that I'm probably going to watch it with who are also giant fans. But otherwise. Yeah, I don't. I'll be a nervous wreck. I'll probably be. Yeah, I'm. I'm. I'm not a stable individual, as I've said before, and I will be a nervous wreck for the game. So I'll watch it with other. So as much as you are this political guy, this aware guy, you know, you're up on the news. You've got your own show on Skid Row Studios dot com. The wrap up. The weekly wrap up. The weekly wrap up. And yet you fall for this bread and circuses, this this gladiator show in the Coliseum. To distract us from wars and economy and elections. And really fall for this. What was that middle thing? Something about. Yes. Yes. Yes. Whatever the hell you think about. Go Giants. Here's the thing is, I don't fall for it necessarily if it's not the Giants. But when the Giants are there, I fell for it. Fell for it. Forgiven. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much. It's cool. I mean, there was an L.A. team in there. I would totally go ape shit. I'd paint my face black and gray or whatever. Be a huge fan for a week and a half. And then we're over it. You know, L.A. though does have a legacy of the Raiders outfits and coveted. You look hard ass wearing that shit. Yeah. That is. Especially every. You see the guy. The clips with the guys with the big spiked shoulder pads. And you're like, where are we? I'm lost. Go ask the guy in the big Raiders jacket. Yeah. No, don't. Don't ever do that. What do you think about the halftime show? What do you think about Madonna? Oh, she will be relevant again for a while. If there's no like costume malfunction, then wardrobe malfunction. Then, you know, we'll see. I mean, she said that she came to her own limitations. She was designing the show. She's like, oh, I've got this palette. And, you know, I can. We have to rush out there in 12 minutes and perform and 14 minutes, whatever. And then get off the damn half the field. They're on the actual field. They actually do the Super Bowl. So she said, OK, I'll have these people flying in. They're like, well, this can't take the weight of that. OK, fine. I'll do this. And all of it. She had to, like, realize how to be. Groundbreaking and extravagant and crazy, especially in like Lady Gaga world. Yeah. Meat dresses and she won't. I mean, she's doing herself. I mean, it'll be interesting. It'll be interesting because there's a fine line between she's not afraid to push that limit. She went and, well, you know, when you didn't talk about her for a while, she ended up saying, all right, well, let me make out with the two hot chicks of the day. Britney Spears. And that totally worked. And that 100 percent worked. And then and then after that. And consistently. Introducing and making music and videos. No doubt. Causes. No doubt. But to get people to talk about you. To get people to talk about you. She knows how to at least make a splash. But ever since, you know, ever since Janet Jackson, the Janet Jackson incident, which the malfunction nonsense ever since then, McCartney in 05, Stones in 06, Tom Petty in 08, The Who in 09. Tom Petty was pretty great. I love I love every one of those. Great. Every one of those entertainers I just mentioned. But could there be less chance? Nice. Could there be less chance of a wardrobe malfunction with any of those people? Yeah. Maybe Mick Jagger. Unless Mick Jagger's balls fall out the bottom of his shorts. None of these guys are going to be naked. Unless Tom Petty has his last dance with Mary Jane live on network television. It is just not happening. What the hell is that? What the hell was that? What is that? That's a fake bong head? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. They're rock and rollers. They're supposed to be dangerous and edgy and sexy and 60. Oh, that's what I was going to say. There's not one of them that's. And I love every one of them. I would love to see every single one of those guys. Oh, for shit. But, but it's just interesting where you go from. Oh, Janet's tit came out to. OK, don't get me anybody over under 65. I missed it. We were watching at a party like a backyard party and in the hills. Dave Dixon, Double D. Woo. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Watching the Super Bowl in the halftime. And I'm kind of bored. I'm like, OK, yeah, Justin Schumer, like, sexy. You got your sexy back. And you're, you know, all of a sudden someone goes, did you see that? And there was like an eight year old there, a girl. And she's sitting there glued. She's three feet from the TV. She was like glued to like, what did I just see? She's all booed. The whole sun. She's all booed. Silver little nipple clamp that Janet Jackson had on. I missed that. It was obviously planned because the lyric was, I'm going to have you naked by the end of this song. Of course. Of course. Obviously planned. They shenagled out of that and huge fines. And then have you noticed it loosened ever since then? It should. The fine was ridiculous. For a few years, for like three years, all of network television was really fucking clamped down on and, you know, rights group, parents' rights. The fines were ridiculous after that. Ridiculous. It was like a million dollars. But they kept slipping them. Every time an incident came up, they go, well, you know, I remember growing up in the context of news, they could say anything. On news, on like 11 o'clock news, they could be like, oh, this shit's fucking storming. No, they're not. No, they could. And on Channel 5, they would play. No, that wouldn't happen. Channel 5 had a great thing here in LA. If any movie won an Oscar, they'd play it uncut, which was really cool. So it'd be like Midnight Express. You know, Billy! That's nice. And they would play uncut and you would get to see really cool shit. What was that? Street Smart? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Morgan Freeman? I still don't know. Christopher Reeves? You're going to keep naming people? I still don't know what the hell you're talking about. I understand that. I believe Morgan Freeman was nominated for that. He won an Oscar, so bitch off. You start naming actors. Which eye? Left eye? Which eye? He's like going to poke a woman's eye out with a fucking... Do you know what I'm talking about? What is Will Wheaton? Will Wheaton. Will Wheaton. Was Demi Moore in that movie? Was Demi Moore in that movie? Did she pull out? Did she pull out of that movie? No. Okay. I was just making sure. I was just making sure that happened sometime. I think she... Did she pull out of that movie? She's in rehab, apparently. That's all we hear. Maybe she's seeking. That's what the last thing I read was. She's seeking counseling or rehab on this. Last I read was she was seeking Zac Efron. That was the last I read. Oh, stalking him down according to insider reports. Well, stalking her down, but then if you actually read under the headline, it was like, well, she approached him at a party and she already knows him. But that being said, funnier to put tracks down in quotes, which is why... Why does Zac like hang out with her kids? Yeah. Kid, yeah. Oh, there you go. Rumor's friend, by the way, which is a little bizarre, but yeah. We're not going to make any judgments on Demi this week. We hope she's... She's getting the help and support that she needs. Speak for yourself, by the way. Demi, we love you. We love you regardless of... What is this wee shit? ...49 years old. Everybody, the public, come on. We love her. We want to see this come back. No, I'm getting ready to make fun of her. What are you talking about? What is this wee shit? Go ahead then. Make fun of her. She whippeted her ass off at 49. I know. You will never live that town. That's one of those things. Well, then what is that? No, no. We love you. Forever. Forever. We love you. We love you. Get to get... What is that crap? What was that? On her gravestone, it's going to be like, dude, whip it. Yeah, well, and then when her 34-year-old husband leaves her, she looks for the 25-year-old. You know, because she's got like the Q rating now or whatever. Her searches are up on Twitter. I don't know. If there's Zac Efron... She's a trending theme, whatever you call it. If she doesn't land Zac Efron, she's going to start combing the sixth grade for people. Demi Moore is a meme. She's going to start robbing the grade all that young. That's what I'm saying. She's going to start combing the elementary schools looking for the next Mr. Right. You know. She'll probably... She won't have a hard time finding one, but... Well, there's other actresses that settle down. Like Lindsay Lohan. Kids. Lindsay Lohan settled down. No, no, no, no. And Chateau Marmont, she settled down. Didn't you... She moved? Did she move? She did move. She got the hell out of her Venice digs. Apparently on... What day was it? Like Thanksgiving Day or something? She had a stalker and knocked on the door and was like, I want to talk to her. And she got really scared or something. She's been in Chateau Marmont ever since. That sounds safe. Chateau Marmont... And not in... Officially paying. She's a guest. Yeah. No. In the rolling, high rolling days, Lindsay would rent one of the bungalows, you know, like the John Belushi bungalows and really party it up. For those that don't know, Chateau Marmont is a famous hotel here in Hollywood that is one, a tourist spot, and two, there's been some famous... A handful of famous people, not to mention place of John Belushi's death. Jim Morrison almost died there. Well, like two stories on to God knows what or who. But go ahead, continue. So she moved there, you're saying, and she's a guest. And into a friend of hers who's an artist who has a room there in the hotel proper. Like... The hotel proper? Yeah. Not the like bungalows, but like a room. Gotcha. And he's out of town. So she's staying there. Gratis. Yeah. I see no way that backfires. Nothing bad happens at Chateau Marmont. You can't walk out and like see craziness at the bar. No. No, no. She's like, that's good, that's good. But she's been cleared on her thing. She never, ever was under any sort of drug test or alcohol test requirement. Really? Yeah. That was not a requirement of a probation. Wasn't she like caught driving drunk to her hearing for driving drunk? Allegedly, she even brought cocaine into when she was pulled in. She had cocaine in her pockets that she said were a friend's that had borrowed them. And that whore had cocaine in it. I don't know. I didn't notice it. The whole drive, allegedly, while I kidnapped. Two guys who were like, dude, she's crazy and driving nuts. And all the way from Malibu into Santa Monica through into the parking lot of the police station. What? Who? I don't understand. That is amazing. Has anybody dropped out of that movie since we've spoken last? No. Nobody? We're good. Okay, that's good. There's more people to pull out of Lovelace. Lovelace. And someone said to me today, what's the fascination with Linda Lovelace and Deep Throat and everything? What's the big deal? I have no idea. The documentary was great. It was great. Behind Deep Throat or whatever it was called. Deeper into Deep Throat. I never saw it. Didn't know there already was a Lovelace movie. Well, what was great about it, it was totally privately produced, independently owned, and they made a fuck ton of money releasing it. It was at the Pussycat Theater on Western right off of Sunset Boulevard for years. For 20, 30 years it played until they tore the damn theater down. The reason was that somehow they made a fuck up. And the rights, and they were giving, or supposed to give like only 50% of the cut. So theaters played it forever. Gotcha. Gotcha. I know nothing about the Lovelace movie. No. Huge. So everybody knows Deep Throat and is familiar with that. And they think it was made under duress and this poor woman and it looks like a snuff film. Oh, there's a great documentary on snuff films. You gotta watch it. There's not a chance I'm watching it. It's a fucking horrible idea. It's a horrible idea. I think it's called Snuff. No, I think it's horrible. And it's about how they're all urban legends. Every single one of them. They try to track down, they track down like five, six cases of what he thinks are iron clad. These are the ones they talk about. This is a, and no. No. I have, no. Did you watch Faces of Death? No. Not top comedy movies of all time. I've seen clips. I've seen clips, but no. I mean, I've already told you, I have no desire to watch people die. I have no desire to watch fake people die. It was pretty fake. There was obviously real accidents. I have no desire to turn on the news. They love to turn on, I turn on the news and they're like, well, this person. This person just died and we'll talk to her surviving family member. You're like, why? Why are we talking to that person? I know she's sad. I don't know the person that died. Three people that are watching this news program know the person that died. Why are we, I don't understand news. I don't understand any of that. It pisses me off nowadays. But hey, it's on and nobody gives a shit what Gus wants to watch. So, so they do it and they make a sad. Mel Gibson, by the way, was coming out with a movie now also. Yes. That isn't even going anywhere. Yeah. Not even going to theaters. Yes. Get the Gringo is a direct to home video on demand and then Blu-ray DVD. He is skipping theaters. There were, he's going to charge like 1099, I think, or 11. It's like 11 bucks, I think. Now it should be, it should be said that no Jews were actually harmed during the filming of this movie. From what I understand. Wounded. There was a few wounded. That's probably the case. Yes. But yeah, it's amazing. Isn't that, he's got. And that's the kind of thing. It's like, I couldn't do that. You know, maybe Matthew McConaughey. Really? Could he? Mel Gibson can. He can go. And they said they have 30 million people in their initial release network that may buy it or could. So three million. Let's say that 10% of people on that go, oh, I'll buy the Mel Gibson movie. I'm an exclusive for the first month or whatever. It's exclusive video on demand. He could make a ton of money. The two movies. He's personally financing it. The two movies. The two movies. The two movies. That he has actually produced by himself or decided to produce independently. Yeah. He's grossed himself about a billion dollars. And supposedly he's stiffed a bunch of the Italian crew. A billion dollars. Personally. Yes. That is ridiculous. He had to pay his ex-wife like 400 million or something like that. 400 million. I think there was like an extra 100 million for Jew hating tax, I think is what it was. But yeah. No, it was those tapes that killed him. Yeah. It was the tapes. He called her C-U-N-T and all sorts of things. There's like 12 people in the world he didn't insult on those. Between the tapes and him getting pulled over. Oh, true. I mean, it was just so bizarre. I mean, that is one of the bigger meltdowns. That was a great meltdown and it continued. Not only from the arrest, but then the divorce and those tapes. Yeah. But yet, he is one of the rare cases where as he's melting down, he's a billionaire now. Almost a billionaire. I mean, a multi, multi, multi, multi. A multi-millionaire where it's just from passion of the Christ alone that he doesn't have to care. The Beaver made, what was it? Supposedly, he was great in it. Jodie Foster, obviously a very talented filmmaker. The thing made like a million dollars. A million dollars. Mel Gibson, you used to be able to, you could videotape him taking a crap and it would sell for, you know, it would be in theaters for three weeks. Ricky Gervais' joke at the Golden Globes. Yeah. And he goes, everybody saw Jodie Foster's Beaver. She went, yeah. Okay. Good one. You got me. That's good. That's good. Unfortunately, nobody saw it. I feel like sweaty balls. Yeah. Much like real life. Nobody saw it. That was very, very bizarre. Do you watch, well, I don't know. It'll be interesting. There's no way I'm seeing it. There's no way I'm paying to see it. But it'll be interesting to see how much money it makes. But man, what a, from anything he did being the top box office seller to, eh, we don't need the theaters. That is a. That's a bold move. He's probably ahead of the curve on that. And he's probably got enough audience base to pull it off. He's probably really smart on how much it costs. Probably spent like 10 million on the movie. And if he gets, you know, just 1 million of those 30 million subscribers to pay that money, he's pretty much in the black. So, I don't know. We'll see. Because it is, I think that everybody's got these high def big screens at home. Everybody in the movie theater is a jerk with their phones and the talk. And the kids and the candy going. And I can't hear. No talking please. It's $400 to see a goddamn movie. Yeah. So, it could be going home. I just hope they adjust the prices and make it like, you know, cheaper. Because it doesn't cost them physically to make the film anymore and put it in a truck and ship it to a theater and spend gas. And it's on celluloid. But they balance that out. There's staff that has to pick it up and put it on a projector. They balance that out. And switch reels and all that shit. So, now. And sell popcorn. And whatever. And that's why it charges, you know, a million dollars for popcorn. Because they just don't make money on the movies. Yeah. Well, I mean, they balance all that shit out with everybody overcharging for everything. It's going home. It's going home. And Mel Gibson's a little ahead of the curve probably. And going to try it. Let's watch that experiment. We'll let you know how that goes later, folks. Yeah. Call in your favorite movies. 800-893-9562. Your favorite comedy movies of all time. We've done sitcoms. We're on to comedy movies. And that could include things like. I'll tell you. Even Network, I think, is a brilliant comedy. Network's not. It's a comedy. It's not. It's a dark comedy. Even Schindler's List. No. I laughed my ass off at Schindler's List. I will tell you. I will tell you the one. You said Caddyshack. When I was growing up, Caddyshack and Animal House were the two movies that could not. Animal House. Animal House, Airplane. Those are the two that I'm throwing on you. Now, Airplane is one of those, I think, that's probably going to top the list for me. Absolutely. Because that's one of those. It has to be up there. Non-stop laughs. You could try Naked Gun and all those. No. Airplane. Naked Gun is a damn good movie. The first Naked Gun. No Airplane 2. I mean, funny, but no Airplane 2. No, no, no. Airplane, the original. That set the whole tone. I like Your Death Becomes Her. That's good. That's good. I like dark, twisted stuff like that. That's good. I even am in it. Like Coen Brothers. Like Raising Arizona. Raising Arizona is a great one. I'll write Raising Arizona. Comedy movies of all time. What about Big Lebowski? Of course, Lebowski. Speaking of Lebowski. Ben Gazza. Ben Gazza has passed away. I know. Cat on a hot tin roof to Big Lebowski. Ben, great work. We miss you. Miss you already, you say? Yeah. Interesting. Anybody else die this week? God, there's a plethora, a death row. Oh, wait. I got a clip of Ben Gazza as Charles Bukowski as he explains style. Style. We love you, Charlie. It'd be nice if the March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March Cornelius. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Suicide, I believe. Yeah. Self-inflicted gunshot wound. Well, self-inflicted. Fox News still blamed Obama. But yes. Yes. Thank you for that, Gus. It was self-inflicted and he will also be missed. He was a complete game changer. And according to this clip, he was always on a lot of quaaludes. Is that true? Okay, we're back with Miss Mary Wilson. Mary is fine. Mary is the supreme with the most seniority. Thank you. I'm so happy you said it like that, Don. Usually they say something else. We're going to give you a close-up view of the Soul Train line, the famed Soul Train line. He was always so mellow. Holy crap. We have Jesus here with us. Wow. He plays the bass guitar. Wow. I feel like I'm on something now. That was insane. But they tricked us because the opening of Soul Train was animated. So it was a rolled from the animated cartoons into Soul Train. The kids kind of stuck around. I totally watched Soul Train. Were you a Soul Train fan? Well, I've seen, I've watched a bunch of clips of Soul Train. I didn't used to tune in. Soul Train. I didn't tune into it. I used to, I had seen, every celebrity I would want to see, I had seen clips of. But I had not, I did not watch it regularly. But nothing but love for the show. But now you don't, I mean, that was on for like 30 years. And now it's, you got what, American Idol and then they, they did it. Five attempts to mimic that. Do you watch The X Factor nonsense? Isn't that the exact same show as the American Idol? Well, not only was it the exact same show, it was almost the exact same show with almost the exact same judges. They, remember they had Paula, but now he fired Paula. Like they got rid of the host, Paula and Nicole. Apparently... He just used Paula for the first few, bring over her audience and then cut her loose. Apparently her, his favorite part about working with Paula was firing her. So he did it again. They, what they, what Survivor should do in my mind. And I'm not, like I told you, I'm not a reality show guy, but Survivor, I think should have a reality show of just reality show judges. That's what they should have. They should have a reality show judges episode of just, you know, I mean. Isaac Mizrahi versus Steven Tyler. Whoever the co-host, the former co-host, whoever the guy that co-hosted the first season of Idol with Seacrest. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, Brian Ducaman or... Yeah, something like that. Dumble-man? Sure. I forgot his name. Sure. Everybody does. That guy. That guy. Oh, wow. The Pete Best of American Idol. Yes, that guy. I mean, that's tough. That's, they should have all those. There's like 40 people. Ellen DeGeneres can get a swing in there. She was on, she was a judge. Who else was a judge? She was, that's right. Yeah, they had everybody in there for a little while. It was, it was ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. You know, they're still, episode seven, I think, and they're still doing the open auditions. I think they're done. They picked, they're like 42 or 46 or wherever. They're taking to Hollywood. So the best part of American Idol for me is concluded. All of the really horrible warbles. We're going to see a couple of like shit your pants meltdowns in front of the live crowd when they get out there. And you know, they're not performing for just like two or three judges. Or they're going to... Oh, they'll make sure you see it. That's what drives me nuts is I was, you know, we're doing some research for the show on things along, on things we should talk about or things that have happened this week. And this kind of shit drives me nuts. You'll see like J-Lo cries. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See it. You're like, how the fuck is that news? Why is that news? Why does that come up under news? J-Lo cries at a performance? See Snooki without makeup. Click here. You're like, no, no. Get away. Why is that news? I want to see Snooki without makeup. I understand. Is she pregnant or not? I don't know. Do you care? I wouldn't. I wouldn't know if she was pregnant or not. Honestly, I have no idea. I don't know. I'm not fully sure what a Snooki is, but I don't understand why that shit is news. So much of it I think ties into a lot of the same companies owning stations that do news and then they push their own entertainment stuff as well. It's this whole cross marketing thing, but it drives me nuts. Reality show events are constantly listed high up in news stories. I don't understand that. It's self cross pollination. That's what I'm talking about. In their own studios, I'll see them say, oh, in an ABC News Corp show, or they'll be like, it's a Disney show. It's their own shows. But you'll also see it be fair, like the Kardashians when they did their Blitz or whatever latest show or whatever. They were on everything. I mean, and literally walked off one set into another set. They're also like gremlins. If you get them wet, they multiply. There's like 75 Kardashians right now, by the way. It's a little freaky. You got to be careful. Right, right. Was it, do you have to, can you not get them wet? I don't remember. Don't feed them. Don't get them wet. They're like, they're like midnight. Don't ever get them wet. Don't ever get them wet. One of them makes them multiply. One of them makes them turn into- Yeah, get them away from direct sunlight. Is that true? Yeah. Oh. Because it'll kind of, it'll melt them. What's the melt noise? That is very nice. Were you a Home Improvement fan? Totally. You were? I was a Wilson fan. Home Improvement almost made our list of sitcoms, was it not? At least he was on the- So close. It was on the primary. It was on the- So close. You were a Wilson fan? But Tim Allen's a rat. So he got- Really? Yeah, he got his sentence shortened. He was found with like 30 grams of Coke in an airport and he only did two to four years because he rolled. Really? Yeah. Yeah, but- He's a rat. He's a rat. Well- Stitches get stitches. Well, either that or they get multiple millions of dollars and a sitcom. And a sitcom. Yeah, exactly. But I liked Wilson. The great device, never saw his face. He was always behind the fence and gave him great advice. It is a great device. But he's got to be, as an actor, that have to be, would that not be annoying? He's got to be annoying as shit. He will never get burnt out on that. He can go do another show. Yeah. His voice sounds funny. He's Wilson. Yes, but as an- And I understand what you're saying. He pays the same. Do you care? Do you? Come on. He can come in banged, hungover and fucking still do his shit. Difference between happy to have the job and the paycheck and Jesus Christ, we've been on for 12 years and nobody knows what I look like. Is that- No, that wouldn't annoy you? Would that not annoy you? There was enough gaps in the fence. Yeah. I would have said, hey, I want you to be on this sitcom. No, because you're known. I want you to be on this sitcom. I mean, you're- I want you to be on this sitcom, but you have to wear a paper bag every episode. Every episode. Do you remember the unknown comic from the Gong Show? I do, but you know what? If the unknown comic said, hey, excuse me, do you mind if I step in front of you in line? I'm the unknown comic. I'm going to be like, fuck you. No. No, you can't. I have no idea who you are. You are unknown to me. All right. I guess having your face actually on TV is a big deal. Yeah. Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that I'm not a fan of the comic, but I'm just saying, assuming that's not out of the equation. We should take a break. Literally a two minute break. You have to pee, don't you? You have to pee, don't you? No, mildly. But let's take just a two minute break. When we come back, we've got some more juice and we'll be continuing our top list. Number to call is 800-893-9562. That's toll free. 800-893-9562. We'll be right back. All right. We're going to be right back. We're going to be right back. We're going to be right back. We're going to be right back. It's the March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March March We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. that. Yeah, no, there's no doubt. No doubt that is true. Not a lot of people get to see it, though. No, they don't, and the fortunate people that do, it's awesome. It's an experience. Very cool. Yeah, it was really, really fun. I love your all show. I think it's so like in white. That was the one thing we shared, me and Pat, was our love for some pretty heavy fucking music. Nice. And I'm not, I don't know, what was the band, the first band you mentioned that you wanted people to... Closure of Moscow. Closure of Moscow. Closure in Moscow. Okay. But I'll never forget, dude, it was like nine in the morning, and I'm like hungover, and Keith, I showed him how to get to my house once, and it was like four miles away from the hotel. And mind you, we're in the middle of like August. It's hot as balls. I mean, it's just, it's ugly hot. I got a big pool in my backyard. Keith shows up at my door with a wife beater and a guitar. I'm like, dude, where'd you get a guitar? How'd you get to my house? I like did the malls over there. I walked over. It was hot as balls. I was totally, I couldn't sleep. I'd read Sin City the night before. Louis Mandalore had given me Sin City. And so I was like, I'd read that, and I couldn't sleep. It was hot as fucking balls. And you couldn't get anything to eat. There was nothing around. Like at 11 o'clock, the town just fucking closed down. So next morning, I'm like, no sleep. I'm walking around. I'm like, I bought a guitar. That was great. Nice. Really sober. What surprised me is how you made it to the mall, to where we were. I know, and I go, I'm looking around for rides. Nobody's up. It was like our day off. I walked there in fucking the heat, and I think that's why I wound up in the hospital the next day. And you crossed that major highway, cut through some dude's backyard, and then ended up in my house. Well, you showed me the shortcut back through, from the house back to the hotel, which was like, we dropped through the woods, which was great. But thanks for calling, Pat. So I'm going to play a little Closure in Moscow. Play Impeccable Beast. Impeccable Beast? Oh, yeah. Impeccable Beast. I just want people to kind of, understand the kind of things that we would listen to. Listen to this for a second. Alright, man, I'm going to check out the show, but you guys have a good one, man. Thanks for calling, Pat. Thanks so much for calling in. Really good to hear from you. Oh, yeah. This is the kind of stuff we would listen to. We were, um... Oh, yeah. Thanks for calling in, Pat. That's great. I just want you to know that we would listen to, like, really heavy stuff and, like, super heavy, like, heavy metal. Like, metal. I liked it. Yeah. It was good. It was good times. Oh, my God. I can't believe Pat called in. That's a good old friend. It's good to have a local inn when you're on location like that. Oh, really good. You get hooked up, man. You get hooked up. Go here, don't eat there. That kind of stuff. Yeah, no, that would be ridiculously nice to have. I'm missing Corey Haim, I have to tell you. And that was, but that was a really good movie for him. It was like Lucas goes to college. You can probably get a double dose of Corey Feldman right now if you want it. You can balance that out. You can balance that out. I'm gonna taser Corey and bring him in here one night. That would be really fun. You may just tell him you have beer or drugs. No, he's vegan. Is he clean? Yeah. Clean? Totally. You come with vegan is what you came with? Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Okay, you come with clean and vegan? Yeah. You're either, like, clean and vegan, like River Phoenix, and then you turn into, like, you know, you hit problems. Yeah. Or you, you know, have been, like, partying, and, like, then you clean your stuff up, and, you know, you go pretty clean. You, like, go way the other way. At least he's not, like, really Christian or anything. No, no, good for him. He cleaned himself up. That's great. That's fantastic. Not easy to do, as we certainly see in this town. Have you seen the... Cheers. Exactly. Have you seen the trailer for, uh, for that Sarah Palin movie? Let's hear a clip. Oh, nice. We live in the age of YouTube and the 24-hour news cycle. How else do you think a man who has no major life accomplishments is beating an American hero? We need to create a dynamic moment. Ed Harris as McCain. If you are going to seriously consider the governor of Alaska... And the part she was made for, Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin. This is Sarah. American, one! I wonder who's going to be more pissed at this. Palin or McCain? Lipstick. It shows they pressured him into picking her. They're like, you gotta call her right now or you'll lose her. Well, that's what I'm saying. I wonder who's going to be more pissed. You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska. Oh my God, what have we done? She is a spitting image. I mean, spitting fucking image. Looks great. And nails her. She says she studied video and nailed her mannerisms and tried to figure out what made her tick. And it's really base. Really base. I mean, she's like panicky and scrying in certain scenes. I really do wonder who is going to dislike this more? Who is going to make it look worse? Palin or McCain? No. In the scene where they say, they pressure McCain, they go, listen, you have to do something about some time limit. She might move into this or her governorship or something and they're like, you need to get her on board right now. And they just didn't vet her. I mean, it's not his fault. She's the 37th dumbest person I've ever heard. She didn't care. 37th dumbest person I've ever heard speak in my life. Who's the 36th? You don't know. Me? You don't know. But she, like, shocking. Shocking that anyone took her seriously at any point in time, that anybody thought she was going to run at any point in time during this election when you knew she wasn't because she was under, she was getting a paycheck from Fox News. You knew she wasn't running, but she knew how to get as much attention as possible. What drives me nuts is that people don't see that. Journalists, I understand people in Iowa going, oh, hey, whoa, Sarah's speaking. But when you have journalists going, oh, well, she might run, you're like, no, no, no. She's getting a paycheck from Fox. They asked her specifically, she has to stop getting a paycheck if she's going to run. That's what the other candidates did because, unfortunately, most of the Republican candidates at some point are getting paid by Fox. But she said, I'm not running. I'm going to keep getting this paycheck just like Huckabee. And yet, she was showing, you know what, if I get a bus and just show up at places, maybe people will still think I'm going to run. Is there a deadline? Could she come in now? Well, maybe. Well, I think she would. I'm making a prediction now. I think Sarah Palin's going to come in and blow out all this Newt Gingrich shit, this Mitt Romney bullshit. There's no chance. Zero chance. And I will tell you why. Although, let me tell you something. That would be more fun. I hope you're right. But here's why she was never going to run. Call Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Get her back in here and bitch fight. The reason she was never going, a main reason she was never going to run is she wasn't going to win. She can make more money and be taken even closer to taken seriously as long as she doesn't run herself and lose and get embarrassed. I disagree. I think her idea was bigger. Her whole meme, her whole thing, Sarah Palin thing is bigger than all the other Republican candidates right now. If she came in right now, she would absolutely sweep everything. No. She has no chance. She has zero chance. It's the same reason why Newt... Everyone has short memories. No, they don't. Not when you can click on something. Not when it gets shown 24 hours a day on news stations. You don't have time to have a short... You have a short memory, but they're going to play it over and over and over again. Over and over. They still talk about Newt's first two wives. Of course they're going to... Are you kidding me? You just played a clip for me with her talking about seeing Russia from her house. Like, of course, short memories. Had you heard that before she said that? Had you heard that? Did you know that we could see Russia from parts of Alaska and the Aleutian Islands? I've heard her say that no less than 75 times. Did you know that before she said that? Was that in your concept or not? You'd never known that concept? You'd never heard of that? Because I'd had. I'd heard of that. I've never given any thought as to what I can see from any given part of Alaska. I knew we busted ass on Alaska because of the Ruskies. Well, I know that they're close. That's why we bought it. I know they're close, but at no point in time was the question even relevant to anything of what can you see from any given point in Alaska? Why did we skip Canada? Why didn't we just fucking roll them too while we were taking Alaska? Uh... The French? Hockey? We didn't want to ruin the hockey. We did not want to ruin the hockey. Roba suck. Roba. I like him. He's a famer. Hall of famer. Did you, uh... Well, I'll tell you what, by the way, I will see that movie more than likely. It's on HBO. It looks great. I totally have to see it. Game Change? Game Changer? Game Changer, I think it is. I don't know when it's coming out, but they just released that trailer, which is fantastic. Did you see the Gwyneth Paltrow article? Did you see that thing? Where she was giving parental advice? Yeah. How many movies has she come out with lately? I don't know. I don't... Why? Why? How many has she... She's ran, and she's taking care of the kids right now. She's, you know, turned a little mom, and she sees her hubby off to work. And I don't mind the theory. I don't mind the theory. The thing I don't understand is, like, when do people get to a point where they go, alright, well, let me tell you how it should be done. Gwyneth Paltrow claims, I believe, she said, women who want children should be stay-at-home mothers. Says the parental advice from the mother of Apple and Moses, by the way, for those of you who are scoring at home. I assume she wants you to be home to protect the kids who are gonna get beaten up because their names are Apple and Moses. Who's gonna have a bigger problem? Do you think Apple or Moses will get picked on more? Uh, I think Apple, because Apple's the first. That's my guess. I think by the time people get used to Apple, Moses is just kind of strolling around. I predict Apple in the... strolling around. Moses is strolling around at that point in time. You give him a staff. Leaving them out under the playground. Give that guy a staff. And that guy is leading the league in coolness on the playground. Are you kidding me? Moses separates the... Oh my god, the sandbox just split into two. Moses dominates that playground. Are you kidding me? Apple, they'd make more fun second, third grade. Apple, ha ha ha ha. You're a food. Why do... I mean, is it just celebrities with the ridiculous names? Well, let me rephrase that. Pretty ridiculous. Zuma? Like, I don't... I don't... Celebrities have a habit. They have... Amit? Some of them are earthy. Like, you get some hippie parents, and I understand that. Free. You get hippie parents, and I understand that. But when you get celebrity parents who tend to name their kids as pets, I don't understand that. It's like, you know what? You know what? Apple might be a fun thing. Astro. Exactly. Apple might be a fun name for an adult, but you know what your kid has to go through first? Childhood. And your kid's gonna get his ass beat for a little bit. It's, you know, tough to tell everybody else, hey, well, I guess if they go to a school with other people named Apple, maybe they're fine, and that might be the case. But, uh, that is parental advice 101 from Gwyneth Paltrow. You need to stay at home. I have... Here, let me give you a quote from her, by the way. I have little kids in school. I want to maintain my marriage and my family, so I have to be here when he comes home. Talking about her husband. Uh, their home being a six million dollar home, which I would also like to be in in London, which is nice. I would certainly make dinner for Chris Martin if I get to hang out in a six million dollar home. But I need my own bedroom, so I hope he's good with that. I hope he's good with that. When I was growing up, an exotic name was like Zoe. That was exotic. Yeah, now that's a sitcom. Well, it was like your summers, your Septembers. Simon was kind of weird. I don't know. Simon? I was like, dude, you're called Simon. And he had a Simon. He had one. Boop, boop, boop. Yeah, that's all. That's exactly what I think of when I hear Simon. Yeah, that's still what I think of. Cowell can kiss my ass. I still think of Simon the video game. Alright, so I'm going to say this before this show ends for sure. So, I go over to Keith's house, and you know, Keith and I get together once during the week and we talk about some stuff that we may talk about during the show. And Gus does all the work and writes it down and prepares our kind of like talking points if you will. Not the word like right wing or anything, but we do have talking points. There are points. We usually hit maybe a third of them, but they're there. They're there for us in case, you know, we get confused. But Keith put on, usually there's some sort of reality show on that I can make fun of. Which is fun because you'll have the tiaras or the whatever, the kids dancing. Dance mom. Oh my god. I played you that. You retched in the corner. Oh my god, sir. Seriously, but here is the thing. He put Glee on. And I love me some Michael Jackson. It was a Michael Jackson episode of Glee. And he put Glee on, and I thought it was somewhat of a joke. And I understand. Glee is a very popular show, but I did not expect Keith to have it on. I don't see Glee on the notes. You're just bringing this up out of spite, aren't you? No, why don't you look three down from the bottom, my man? Oh, there it is. Oh! Wouldn't turn off Glee. No, the son of a bitch would not turn off Glee. Why would you turn it off? Well, because it was on. That's why you should turn it off. Have you never watched a single episode of Glee? Did you not see me start to ram my head into the table hoping I would eventually become unconscious? Did you not notice that? When I realized the show wasn't going off, I was hoping for some sort of head wound. Yeah, but you were saying that they were going out in the halls and singing outside of the Glee environment. Oh! And singing at home and stuff. And you said it was like fame. So you watched fame. What's wrong with Glee? I was 12 when fame was on. Alright, point taken. Thank you. Because here's the thing. I love Michael Jackson songs, but while listening to a Michael Jackson song, you know what you've never heard me say? This song would be great if sung by an actor. That's never been... I've never said that while listening to a Michael Jackson song. Totally sure from watching the acting on the show that they're hired for their singing. Fair enough. Fair enough. Alright, you know what though? I have a couple more comedies I want to throw onto the list. Yes. Okay, wait. So right now... Top comedy film. Right now we have Caddyshack, we have Airplane, we have Animal House, Ghostbusters, and because you mentioned them, we have History of the World and Blazing Saddles. Okay. A lot of people are big fans of, what was it, Young Frankenstein as well. Also a big... Me too. A big Mel Brooks favorite. If anybody, by the way, has a Mel Brooks favorite or another movie to throw on the top comedy of all time, call in 1-800-893-9562. Let us know what else we're putting on the list. How about this? Were you a Monty Python fan? Yeah. Holy Grail. Search for the Holy Grail. That was... I was coming... It was about 11, 12. It was very popular. People were quoting it. I knew the quote before I saw the film. And I saw the film and I was like, meh. As I've grown older, I've absolutely... appreciate it. And I actually think Life of Brian is probably one of the greatest comedies ever made. I would put Life of Brian up there. I'm gonna write down Life of Brian for you. It's got Spike Jones. It's got just great... You know, and they said we can't do the story of Jesus. We'll get crucified. Oh, okay. Is Jesus gonna sue? Is that what's gonna happen? No, they do, you know, another guy. Is that not a great way to bring... It's just genius. Is that not a great way to bring Jesus back? Is to do his life story and then let him come back and be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't have the rights to that. You don't have the rights to that at all. Autobiography. Jesus. That's all. That's all you need to sell right there. Jesus. An autobiography. Jesus. In his biggest role yet. As Jesus. He's come back. And he's writing. Now, where would you... Now, see, here's the thing is, I respect the hell out of, uh, out of... Life of Brian and out of Search for the Holy Grail and all the Monty Python stuff. Yeah. Didn't watch the show really that much. Oh, didn't see all the movies. Saw, you know, most of the movies. Saw Search for the Holy Grail. Where would you put, even though technically it's not a Monty Python movie, A Fish Called Wanda? Oh, way higher on the list. Oh, love that movie. Oh, yeah. Feel... Oh, no, Oscars to Kevin Kline and... Did he win? Did he win or was he not? Yeah, he won. No, he won. I held his fucking Oscar. Really? That was the year I was on the Oscars. That's awesome. That's cool, yeah. That's awesome. Just dancing around Young Hollywood and... That was great. That's great. And so... Why his? How'd you get your hands on his? Uh, because, uh, Phoebe Cates had, uh, auditioned for Adventure Babysitting but didn't get it. She's so hot. But we'd done the Sizzler lunch. She was so hot back in the day. Yeah. So I was like, Phoebe, hi, and like, she's married to Kevin Kline. He just won an Oscar, so I held all eight pounds of it or whatever. It was beautiful. Is she still as hot as she was then? Yeah. Oh, she was so hot. Don't tell... I know she's married, so don't tell her I said so, but man, Lord, was she hot. Um, what movie? Uh, Fast Times. Fast Times. Is that a comedy? Oh, Fast Times is the biggest... Yes, but Fast Times. Fast Times. Fast Times is huge. Fast Times has gotta be... That's ridiculous. Yes, how do I ask if that's a comedy? Fast Times, definitely. Spicoli, one of the... We have a call. Nice. We have a call coming in. Uh, we have Janet. Hi, Janet. Hi. Hi, Janet. How's it going? It's going well. It's good. What's your top comedy movie of all time? Well, I was trying to think of one, and I couldn't really think of one for some reason, so I started looking on the internet, and, um, I ended up on IMDb, and the top-rated comedy titles are on there, and number 18 is The Kid. Really? Mm-hmm. That's... Isn't that trippy? Wow. Number 18 is The Kid as a comedy? Number 18 comedy of all time? Of all time? That's crazy. Yeah, it's like, it goes by votes, and The Kid is number 18, and it has 21,732 votes. That is interesting. That's really cool. Yeah, and number one is Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump? As a comedy? Really? As a comedy. Comedy titles. I wouldn't think of comedy as... What does that mean, comedy titles? That's comedy. Yeah. Wow, that is... That is interesting. Thanks for finding The Kid on there. That's great. I thought that was kind of cool. It said a comedy with a... It was a film with a tear, perhaps a laugh, and perhaps a tear, is how they... Would you have thought to even put The Kid on the list of comedies? No. Chaplin had tried something different and combined comedy and drama in one movie, and they were like, it won't work, nobody's gonna take it, you make one or the other. Yeah, good call. Yeah, instead of a two-reel film, he made the six-reel film, and it was his longest experiment, and, uh... Yeah, it's funny. There's great stuff between Jack and Chaplin. That's cool. Thanks for finding that, Janet. That's great. Yeah, I thought that was interesting. You know, I imagine like on IMDb, it might be like hardcore movie people voting on this, because some of these titles are bizarre. Like what? Well, The Artist is number 12, and Life is Beautiful is number 7, Toy Story 3. I mean, they're kind of weird. Toy Story 3. Ha ha ha. I want to laugh. I want to put on Toy Story 3. Interesting. It's kind of trippy. It's a trippy list. That's rare, where you're looking down a list of all-time anything, and be like, hey, give me the third one of the installments. That's... Okay, I'm going to put one on, and everyone's going to have to try to bump it off, but Summer School with Mark Harmon. You know what? Here's the thing. That will get bumped off, but that was such a fun movie in its day. I will certainly write that down. Thank you. Thank you. Breakfast Club was a great movie. Would you say 16 Candles is more of a comedy than Breakfast? Breakfast Club kind of had like the drama. Yeah. And the elephant lamp that didn't work. 16 Candles was big. 16 Candles was a lot of fun. Weird Science actually is funnier than both of them. Wasn't it like Beetlejuice? Yeah. Beetlejuice was good. Beetlejuice I would definitely put on the list. He was so funny back in the day. When was the last time he's run a comedy himself? Michael Keaton was so funny. I've seen The Exorcist 117 times and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it. He was so good in Night Shift. Remember that? Oh yeah. What if you take the tuna and you feed them mayonnaise? That's way in the package. They already got the mayonnaise with the tuna. Do I need to put my muscles in? I'll go put my muscles in. What about Michael Keaton in Pacific Heights? Well, not a comedy, but yes. He's terrifying. I was thinking Mr. Mom. Michael Keaton and Mr. Mom and that's one of the top comedies. I think Mr. Mom is hysterical. Mr. Mom is a good one. Yeah, Pacific Heights was a little, well, it's funny kind of laugh at the cruel torture that Matthew Modine and Melanie Griffith go through. And there was a reverse age appropriate couple. She was like maybe a little few years older than Matthew McConaughey. Matthew who? Modine. And I loved how undefined the evil of Michael Keaton. He just wanted to torture them. I've never actually seen that movie. Oh, it's terrifying. Well, I have a theory. It doesn't sound like it's high up in the comedy list. No, no, no, it's not. It's not a comedy at all. It's terribly scary. It does prove that land ownership or property ownership causes insanity. All landlords are insane. And especially out here in the West, in California, in Los Angeles, the Indians cursed the land. So if you own land and you make money off of it as a business owner, not as a business, but as a property owner with multiple, units and people are paying you rent, you're clinically insane. Except our current landlord, which is really cool because we never see him. Exactly. I just have a suggestion for like next week's list. How about the most bottom rated comedies or the worst comedies of all time? Well, that fits on the top comedies because I love myself some like even Plan 9 from Outer Space. I laugh my ass off. I think it's hysterical. Yeah, but that I think that that no, and I like movies like From the Hip. That Lensome Creed. The Front of the Hip was fun. My left foot. That's not funny. But that that comment is funny. That comment was very funny. Like would you call Who Framed Roger Rabbit a comedy? Yes. Yes. Were you going to call that a drama cartoon? Is that what you're going to call that? It's a cartoon drama. Is that with the bunny? Is that what you're coming with? One of my top comedies ever is Borat. Borat. Yeah. Okay. I'll give it that one. That's it. Laugh your ass off. You will. You know what? I'm writing Borat down. Borat is huge. I'm writing that down. But whatever that Planet 9 or whatever the hell you were talking about, I'm not writing that shit down. That's on your end. No. No. No. Janet, thank you so much for calling. Thank you, Janet. We have another caller in New York. Thanks, Janet. We'll talk to you later. Good night. Thanks. Good night. Andrew in New York. Andrew, what do you got? Hey, how are you guys doing? Good. Awesome. How are you? First off, I have to say let's go Giants. Oh, that's nice to hear. We're going to hear Keith say that soon. That's nice to hear. Let's go Giants. That a boy. Come on. You guys have to be talking about the Giants a little bit, right? Oh, my. Well, I am. But that kind of goes right through them. Right through them. So I will totally be rooting for them for you, Gus. He couldn't give a shit about the game. If they were playing it on this table right now. I don't have a team in L.A. What do you want everybody to fucking do? I understand. I like the Lakers. I like the Kings. I understand. Fuck football. I understand. You can't say that now. No, no, no. I love football. I'll totally be rooting for the Giants. But betting on the Patriots. Oh, I don't want to hear that. You know what? I'm actually okay with him betting on the Patriots. Have you ever seen him bet? I say Patriots by 11. Have you ever seen him bet? I'm okay with him betting on the Patriots. You taught me how to bet on craps. Yeah. How'd that work out for you? Online, free. Pretty good. Oh, yeah. No, online, free. I do well also. I do very well online, free. Online, free. Good. I got a little app for that. I do well. You can't lose, Keith. You can't lose. Yeah. Andrew, you have a suggestion for comedies. Comedy movies. Favorite comedy of all time. Well, I don't know favorite comedy of all time, but I heard you guys were talking a little Michael Keaton stuff. And what about Johnny Dangerously? I love that movie. That is a nice one. Oh, you know what? That is an underrated movie. That is... That's funny. That is a good, good... I'm right. Put that down. They can make me take that off later. I like that. I like that a lot. I mean, I don't know if they'll make top ten, but I just... I know with Michael Keaton, I thought that was such a funny, funny movie. I mean, I truthfully don't know if that could make a top ten overall, but I just needed mention. No, no. I think that deserves a mention. That's a good call. There's probably very little chance that makes the final top ten, but I will tell you that. Great movie. Put Night Shift. Night Shift is also very equally funny. But I don't think that Night Shift would make a lift. But Night Shift was a funny movie, too. That also was a great movie. And I still don't understand why Shelley Long is ever the hot chick. I never understood that. But still, but still, Johnny Dangerously, unbelievably underrated film. Do you, Andrew, do you think that Bridesmaids or The Hangover, do you think that those rival like Animal House or Fast Times? It's funny. I was out tonight, and we were talking about the... Recent movies. And we were talking more even like a Superbad versus like an Animal House also. And comparing the two. And they're very different. You know what I mean? It's hard to compare a Bridesmaid versus an Animal House. But, I mean, Animal House is classic. Like, you can't... I don't think a Bridesmaid beats that. No, that's tough. That would be tough to beat. I mean, Animal House is usually mentioned in the top ten comedies of all time. But it's different humor. You know what I mean? You can get away with a lot more in the movies now than you could then. That is true. And there's also some comedies that tend to play more towards the male audience. I don't know. As fun as Animal House is, as fun as Caddyshack is, I don't know if that plays to the female audience as much as it does to the male audience. I've rarely heard females quote either one of those movies the way I've heard males quote them. So, I do wonder whether some of the... Some of the more modern comedies would actually play better in a more updated audience. But... Well... Yeah, I mean, I agree with you in the fact that I think more the female audience has seen the Superbads, has seen the Forgetting Tara Marshalls, have seen all those movies now that are out that are really, really funny. And, I mean, it's just different. Now, what about a... Yeah, no, I mean, Bridesmaids, what would be one of your favorite? Like, between Bridesmaids... And Hangover, and 40-Year-Old Virgin, and Anchorman. Kingpin! Kingpin is a good one. I'm writing... And there's something about Mary. Kingpin, and there's something about Mary. Oh, that was... Did you laugh your ass off? Oh, oh. I have to say, I'm a big Road Trip fan, too. Road Trip. I've never seen Road Trip. Dumb and dumber. Here's the thing. It's because I'm pretty certain you're the same dude that called in twice now. I'm going to write Road Trip because you're now officially our regular caller. And you're going to write Road Trip. You're my second guest, apparently. However... This is only my second call. That officially makes... That puts you right at the top of the list, my man. You write... You know what? I will call every week if I can. But this is my second call, and I will say Road Trip was a great movie. I will say this. If you call every week, no matter what the list is, you can put Road Trip on that list. Strange trivia. Anthony Rapp, who was in Road Trip, was in Adventures of Babysitting and had the line, Road Trip? Really? Yes. Who did he play in Road Trip? He was in Road Trip. I think it was a cameo. Yeah. I'll tell you guys a funny story. I thought Road Trip was one of the best movies. Well, maybe not the best movie, but like top ten movie for me. And at my wedding, my father-in-law made a whole speech and talked about how they made fun of me the minute they met me, how that was one of my favorite movies. And he presents me a DVD of Road Trip in front of everyone at my wedding. That is nice. That is... That is nice. Although... You like the Road Trip there, don't you? Well, now let me ask you. Does that... Yeah. Does that solidify... Do you think that helps solidify it on a top ten list when the wedding makes fun of you for that being one of your top movies? I put it down. Once again, I put it down because you're currently leading our league in calls. Thank you. Thank you. But at this point, Hangover, Bridesmaid, and what was... Oh, he said Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I'll even put that on there. No, that was... I really think that's an underrated movie. Like that... Oh, that's funny. Watch that. I also like the... What was the one? The Comeback Kid, the break... What's the one with the... Ben Stiller? Ben Stiller? The Heartbreak Kid? The Heartbreak Kid. That's a funny fucking movie. That was a funny movie, too. Yeah. I never saw that. I never saw that movie. Yeah, that was good. Keith, I agree with you. That was a good movie. Heartbreak Kid. Yeah. How old is that? When did that come out? I think three years ago, four years ago. Was I here? Where was I? Oh, that's more than that, isn't it? That was with him. Yeah, maybe it's older. He's like, wait, three, four years ago. Wait a second, 1987. It came out in 1987. Horatio Sands. So whenever Horatio Sands was peaking on Saturday Night Live, you're good to go. I don't know when it was, but I think Nixon was in office. That was nice. Nixon was... Pat and Maryland, you there? We have a Pat and Maryland. Yeah. Andrew and Pat, both on the line. We're double called. Pat's calling back. What's up, Pat? Dude, you guys will forget old time classic. What? Caddyshack. Oh, no. That was... No, right off the bat, Caddyshack. First one on. Can't forget Caddyshack. Animal House. I guess you were further down the list than what I heard you guys saying, but... No, that's a great call. Pat, that is a great call. That was literally the first one. It's funny. We were talking about that. We're like, oh, some people are going to say Caddyshack. Yeah. Caddyshack and Animal House. I'm going to get right off the tap, because for me, that is pretty fucking funny. Caddyshack, Animal House, and Airplane. Oh, that's a great one. Right on. That's a great one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. What do you think John Hughes did? I thought that guy didn't see it for the Super Bowl. What's that, Andrew? Oh, the Matthew Broderick, John Hughes ad. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Yeah, it's a funny commercial coming out for the Super Bowl. Yeah, that is... All right, guys. I'm going to sit back and enjoy the show. I'll talk to you later. Yeah, no. Thanks, Pat. Do you like stoner comedies or drunk comedies better? You know, that's the thing. I mean, you're half-baked. Half-baked was a funny movie. Yeah, Fast Times is kind of a stoner movie. Half-baked was a funny movie, but it's also one of those movies you feel like they might have made for like 90 bucks. You know, so that's a great movie. Andrew's still here with us. Do you take to things like a beer pong or the... Oh, we have Pam in San Diego, too. Gosh, we're getting pounded by calls. All right, take Pam. I will sign off and give you guys Pam. Andrew, thank you so much for calling in with that. Thanks, guys. Talk to you later. Thank you for calling, Andrew. Pam, we have Pam in San Diego. How you doing? Hey, how's it going, guys? I love the list, but I want to add a couple movies. Fantastic. The best comedies. Yeah. I want to add Austin Powers. Yes. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yes. Austin Powers won. Austin Powers gold member. Any comedy that spawns like 17 sequels is usually a great call. That's a great call. Oh, really? Ernest saves Christmas? Good. I said almost. Almost. Almost. Okay. You know, you're saved. And what else, Pam? No. My next one is Dr. Strangelove. Love that. Oh, that's a great call. You go to the deep Kubrick files. Yes. Dr. Strangelove. They're stealing my essence, my fluids. That's a great one. Yeah. That's good. Oh, wow. Gentlemen, gentlemen, there's no fighting in the war room. That's a good. Dr. Strangelove is a really good call. Thanks, Pam. You're right. There are some dark, twisted ones out there for comedy. Janet in L.A. What's your favorite comedy? And she's gone. Pam. Pam, you still here? I have a question for you. You still here? Yeah, I'm here. So let me ask you this, because I was just talking to one of our other callers about this. How does Animal House and Caddyshack, does that play as well with the female audience as some of the other comedies we were talking about? You know, that's a great question. I actually thought I could weigh in on that when you were talking about it. I would say I don't know. I've seen. I've seen them maybe once or twice. But, yeah, it doesn't play with me the way it does with the guys. I think, yeah, I tend to. I think you're right. I tend to think that's the fact. As soon as you said you saw it once or twice, that alone tells me. Because most guys I know have seen Caddyshack, you know, 20 times, at least in pieces, all over the place. But I never got the feeling. I can't recall a woman ever saying, yeah, yeah, that's one of my favorites. Yeah, definitely not. Now, what about Bridesmaids? It's the same thing for me, personally, for all the models. The Monty Python stuff. Not so much into it. Yeah. Not so much. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that. I was actually in a sketch in high school of, like, stuff from the TV show. It was, like, How Not to Get Found. Really? And it was a sketch of How Not to Get Found. People were hiding and, like, exploding. And I'd never seen the sketch, but I was in it trying to do a Monty Python. What about Anchorman? Do you like Anchorman? I like Anchorman. Anchorman cracked me up. Yeah, I loved Anchorman. And, actually, that was another one that was going to be the 40-year-old version. Awesome. Yes, that's also a great call. That's, uh... So, then, you're... A lot of you... Well, actually, you know what? The fact that you had... Well, Catherine Keener and Christine Applegate had strong roles in both. 40-year-old virgin and Anchorman. Yeah? Gotta have something to relate. I mean, come on. Yeah, well, I'm surprised that... So, you liked Anchorman as well. I'm surprised to hear that. What about When Harry Met Sally? That was one of my favorites. That was one of my favorites of all time when I came out. That's a great film. What do you think, Pam? Yeah. Yeah, those kinds would definitely play. It played more to the women, I would say, as well. Because it's a romantic comedy, really, but it was just hilarious. So, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I think that is. Now, what about The Princess Bride? Did you ever see The Princess Bride? Oh, I loved that. Yeah, I guess that would qualify as a comedy. Yeah. Let's put it on the list and think about it. Well, I'm going to throw it on the list, but when someone says, I guess that qualifies as a comedy, that's tough. Let me ask you about generic comedies that tend to cast the same people and the same kind of things. What do you think about... How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? I mean, no. That is a good answer. I hear a... As they come down. I thought it was pretty funny. I just like when she busted it on Poker Night. Now, what about old Chevy Chase stuff? What about Vacation or Fletch? Foul Play. Foul Play was fun. Yeah. It seems like old times. I think I saw Vacation probably a million times more than I saw Fletch, but I think both were funny. Yeah. Both Vacation and Fletch have to go on there. Just write them down. I would put Vacation over Fletch personally. I think so. And here's the thing is, I think Fletch gets quoted from my male friends more, but I think Vacation has a bigger audience. I mean, and to be honest with you, I think all these subsequent vacations, all Vacation 2 through 12 or whatever they did, nowhere close. Nowhere close to that person. Sorry, folks. Park's closed. Moose out. French. Should have told you. Oh, John Candy. Yeah. Speaking of another random John Candy appearance, has anybody else seen Stripes? Stripes was right in my wheelhouse. Yeah. Stripes is a great guy. Are you unsure if you saw Stripes or are you unsure if you liked Stripes? I actually, yeah. I'm not sure if I saw the whole thing. Well, if it doesn't pull you into the- They get their shit together. Trust me. It's really cool. Turns out things work out well for Gilmory. There's like a super cool RV in the end. It's like, a military RV. It's like a love RV. Oh, dude, that's an awesome RV. Sean Young was in Stripes. Yes, he was. That is a good thing. I remember. Yeah, there was a lot of random people that were in there. Harold Ramis is all over this list, by the way. Is he? Yeah, yeah. You know, I liked Evolution. It's a quirky, weird film. I don't know if anybody out there likes Evolution. Never saw Evolution. Harold Ramis directed. I saw parts of Evolution. It's, yeah. Yeah, no, no. Three quarters of it's really funny. But here's the thing is, when you're making a list, eh, it's not a great noise. What was funnier was the behind the scenes when Julianne Moore said they were talking about one of the gorilla-looking things that had no, like, genitalia. And they called it a mangina. And ever since then, I've picked up the term mangina. I wonder how often that comes into play for you. Julianne Moore's pretty funny. Do you think Julianne Moore is funny, Pam? Yeah, actually, I would love to see that HBO flick that you guys were talking about. Oh, Game Changer. Yeah, that looks very interesting. Which is great. Me and her. Now, what about Mel Brooks movies? You have a Mel Brooks favorite. I like the History of the World Part I, definitely. Yeah. Yeah, that's... Another movie, I don't know if it makes top ten. It's actually not Mel Brooks, but it's Defending Your Life. What? Albert Brooks by Albert Einstein. Yes. Meryl Streep. I love that movie. I love Defending Your Life. That is, it's like 11th on a top ten. I mean, it's so close. I would put that way up. I would put that way up there. So, right now, this list of 38, he already assigned us to number 11. I like it. I like it. No, it's just, Defending Your Life is great. I love when she's talking about her hotel versus his hotel. He has, like, this cheesy continental breakfast. She's like, I've got a buffet of, like, nice eggs and omelets. And she loves how you can eat anything you want. You don't gain weight. It's a great heaven. He's always funny. But have you ever noticed comedians love him? Love him. Oh. Albert Brooks. Yeah, I know. But speaking of Albert Brooks, there is one Albert Brooks movie. What's the one where he's in the RV across America? Oh, God. I can't remember now. I've got to look it up. Oh, God. He's looking stuff up. I know. I'm going to have to look it up. Wait, are you Robin Williams? What's that? Robin Williams was in an RV, and he went on. Oh, good Lord, no. I was in an RV. Absolutely. That was a movie RV. Yeah. Yeah. I tell people that. Nobody saw it, so I can tell people. Were you in the movie? No, not at all. But I tell people I was because nobody saw it. But it was publicized enough. It's one of those things I tell new coming actors to just say they were the third lead in an RV. Everyone goes, oh, my God, that was great. The Robin Williams movie? They're like, yeah. They could be like, did you see it? They go, no. They go, yeah, I was the third lead. That's a great intro to the entertainment industry. That is it. Lost in America. That's the Albert Brooks movie. Did you ever see Lost in America, Pam? Lost in America. I don't know. I have not seen that one. It's a 1985 release. They pick up and they sell everything and put to an RV and hit the road. You really want me to write Lost in America on this list? Seriously, you want me to write that on this list? It's an Albert Brooks film. It's brilliant. I broadcast news. What about that? That's a great comedy. Are you going to deny me my broadcast news? No. You know what? Fine. On top of comedies, don't. How about the Simpsons movie? You like that? Is that funny? It's funny, but it's not funny enough. Fine. Not funny enough. I'll give you broadcast news. Apparently, my picks aren't good enough. No, broadcast news is on the list. Broadcast news is on the list. But did you really want me to write a movie that you knew was not going to make the top Coming to America? Coming to America is different. No, what about that? Coming to America is fun. What about Eddie Murphy? Yeah, Eddie Murphy. Where's... Oh, what about Beverly Hills Cop? Beverly Hills Cop? What? We're talking action or comedy or... Is Beverly Hills Cop a comedy? Pam? Beverly Hills Cop? Pam, you're currently the judge. Is that a comedy? Well, again, yeah, that's the question. Beverly Hills Cop is a comedy, but it's like Prince's Bride. What genre does it actually fall in? I think any movie with Andre the Giant's funny. That's right off the bat. So I think... Yeah, let's put them on the list. I could crush your skull. Yeah, okay, so Beverly Hills Cop makes... The police academy has to make it as well. Which one? The police academy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah! That's a great call. Top ten. Well, that was a great... That was a great call. That was a great movie that you forget was great because they made 600 of them. When they were like police academy, like, you know... Eleven. Yeah, like live in Rhode Island. You're like, why are you doing that? That's not helping anybody, but... Well, unbelievable. Thanks for calling, Pam. Thank you very much, Pam. I really appreciate that. Thanks for... Love the show. Thank you very much. Thanks a lot. Thanks for listening from San Diego, California. The world's most beautiful weather. Oh, yes, it is. You stay sexy, San Diego. Take care of yourself. Take care of San Diego. I quote the hell... That movie gets quoted a lot now, too. That movie gets quoted all the time. Yeah, no, Anchorman's on the list, right? Yes. You put that, like, high. That's right there. Top ten. That's right there. Like, three. Like, Anchorman is so quotable. It's got a dot right next to it, which signifies nothing. Thank you, everyone, for listening tonight. We're building the top comedies of all times. We're going to have to go to, like, a 20 list. TV shows, we went down to 10. We might have to go 20 on this one. Yeah, movies. There's just too many fucking funny movies out there. We might have to go 20. Thanks so much for all the callers tonight, everyone participating. Spinal Tap. Oh. Does Spinal Tap make the list? I'm not going to say anything about 11 or anything going to 11, because that's the number one go-to. But I will say this one quote from Spinal Tap. He choked on vomit. We don't know if it was his own vomit, but it was he choked. The official declaration was choked on vomit. Thanks for listening, everybody. This is Sakalshi. I'm Keith. I'm here with Gus. Thank you, everybody. Have a great week. And go Giants. Yeah, go Giants. Jeremy, give it. Go Giants. That a boy. Nice. All right, thanks. And here, listen a little more. Jeff Fiorentino, JF Rocks. Let's rock on. All right, good night, everybody. Thanks for listening in. Go Giants. Go Giants. Go Giants. Go Giants. Go Giants. Go Giants.