You know, you weren't thinking straight. Would you think straight this time and try this? He messed it up for me the last time. It was his fault. I mean, just try it, man. Try it. Okay? Okay, let's give it a shot. Okay. When did you meet the Mormons? I met you Mormons in the year, I think it was the year 2000. Karen, are you okay with marijuana smoke? No, really. I'm telling you, we didn't do that before we started. Oh, really? Because you won't be able to concentrate very well. Oh, but it helps me concentrate. I have a medicinal marijuana card, and I have it for constant. I'm wondering, could you do me a favor? Could you do me a favor? No. Can you, is there a chance I could rehearse this with him, and you could smoke that downstairs with your wife? Oh, yeah, of course. And at least come back here? Yeah. Because, you know, all right. Hey, you guys rehearse. Okay, okay. All right. Okay, Vince, can you do this for me? Do you need to do anything up here, Jeremy? I think we're ready to go, I think. Okay. I'm turning out the songs. Okay. Okay. Now, you're going to do this for me? I'm going to do this for you. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Okay. We've got to hurry because we're going to start soon. All right. The second question. And I want to hold these papers. All right, hold on. Second question right there. Okay. What is the Raw Talent Show, what was the Raw Talent Show all about? What is the Raw Talent Show? Don't forget. What was the last Raw Talent Show? What was the last one? The last one I did was three months ago. You know what else I'll say? Tell us about the Raw Talent Show. You did the Raw Talent Show, Vince. Exactly. Well, I've got to pretend this is an interview. I put. People don't know what I'm thinking. I put Raw Talent on TV. I put Raw Talent on TV. I put Raw Talent on TV. And I asked them stupid questions and normal questions about what their music is all about. And then I asked them if they're selling a CD and where they're playing lately. And there are films of me at rallies playing in the background against the war in Iraq. Okay. And it talks about all the problems. Okay. And it talks about different areas of rock music. You know, like punk. Like. Let's not do the whole interview right now. Okay. We only have a few minutes. Let's just go through the questions real quick. Okay. So. What is the Afghanistan. What was. Is the war in Afghanistan all about? And then you'll talk about it. The war in Afghanistan is all about greed, oil, and being prejudiced against Muslims or determining if Muslims are acceptable in America. Muslims. How many bands have you had on Raw Talent? Twenty-four hundred. Wow. Anyone want to talk about it? I think I've had about a hundred. I think I've had about a hundred. I think I've had about a hundred. I think I've had about a hundred. I think I've had about a hundred. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. a Manson family member. Hey Vince. How many venues do you do a month? One venue a month. And then we'll talk about the venues you do. When you guys are about to talk after a thing, just look for a minute and wave for me. Okay. Because when I wave that means you're on. Because one thing we were doing on the Little Frost and the Moth shows, they'd start talking before I cut the next song. Well, if you see it getting to 30 seconds, just say 30 seconds. And then we'll be on point. And then when we're going to go in, just point. Cool. Okay, Vince. I'm going to get an on-air light so when the mics go live, the light goes on. Tell us about the new documentary that took you two months to do. And then you'll tell us about the new documentary. Sure. Like Sean Carnage of Peerspace had a How many more pages have we got of these? Just a couple more. Okay. Can I just read the questions in your head? Yeah, I'll hold these. I want you to go through every single one of them. Okay, but then after we do it, when we're doing the interview, I got to hold those. Don't take this offensively. The More Music Radio Pod. Oh! Did you tell me what to do? Skinroad.LA. Oh! We'll do it live. Okay. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live! Fuck it! It's The More Music Radio Pod. Do it live! I was sorry. I was sorry about it. What is your attitude on drugs? What was the worst part about double penetration? They were squeaky. They were squeaky. And I ended up in a hospital because I thought I could handle it, and I was wrong. I was like, it's not really the flesh tissue on the outside of a big dick, it's how the bone is. Save it for the air. A lot of white women think they can handle it, they can't. Have you seen any worthwhile films lately? No, they're all cheap trash, and producers continue to lie about them, and rock and roll music is so much real and so much better. Who else do you know from the punk rock movement? First punk rock, St. Mary's, Madden City Park, and... Do you invite people to your shows? Do you invite people to AIM's recording studio in Venice? Not anymore, because a girl got me in trouble by asking me for speed. And then that'll be a good one to go into, okay. Around the last band? Okay, how do you stay in such good shape? Tell us about your genetics. I work out at 24 Hour Fitness, and I diet around the clock, that type of thing. How many bands have you been in? 30. Vitamin X was one of my best bands. Okay, so tell us about Vitamin X. And then you were telling me you were engaged. Yeah, Robert. He's cool, he likes me to do S&M on him. And do you film adults in the booth? I do. Cool, alright, that's gonna be a great show. Oh, that's great. Those are great questions. Okay, who can film us doing this? Can you do that? Wait a minute. Should I do some Jeremy? Yeah. That would be a good idea. You should be on that first mic there. Yeah, this one right here. Yep. Hi, Jeremy, I'm Karen. Can you film this, like, real slowly, like, please? And could we, could... Please make sure you're doing a good job. Switch it so that... And please use the lanyard, so you can sit down. Please use the lanyard, because it falls. And can you switch the camera, like, give it to somebody else so you can sit down and see it in his face? Okay, yeah. I don't need anything. Okay, you don't want to... I'm gonna sit right here. Thank you. This is Karen's mic. I don't know, we could kind of crowd around right here, right? I need this mic right here. Boom. You're gonna sit right here. Could I sit there? Well, because I gotta look at him when he says we're going to commercial. He's gonna go, we're going to commercial. I want to be in the light. That's a shitty one. Can we adjust these lights so we could see her? Or do we have an... There's no light adjustment. There's no light in there, man. Is this the brightest? That's the brightest. That's the brightest. That's the brightest because... Yeah, I have to be on this mic, but the light does cascade down. When it comes to radio shows, man, you're gonna need the light, man. Well, Jeremy said he wants me on this one. There's a fucking outdoor spotlight right there. Yeah, spotlight. Spotlight. Let's do it. I don't know if we can stand it. We can do this. Oh, shit. There's some of that movie lights. That's good. You better be ready for it. Watch out for that car. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. Yes, it's gonna be bright. You know what we can do is we can just like kind of flash them up in the corner and it bumps back. Hey, the only way this is gonna look right is if, I know they have to go over here so they're on top of us. Well see, because since we're gonna have here. I feel like the bright shining in my eyes. I know, see, it has to be over here, Vince. You think so? I mean, if you're on the next adventure on this side. Because if you're sitting, I wanna look at you. I need you to be here in this chair. I hope you do. And this is perfect. Have a seat right there and let me see how it looks. I gotta see, have a seat. Right there on that one. It's not moving. Hey, I left my light here. Will you listen to me? Are you gonna listen to me? I'm not even here to get stoned. You know, this is like a radio show. How's that? Can you bring that over here? So it's in front of us. I think it's good. Because you're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna sit right here. Vince, I'm trying to hide my age. Where do you think you're sitting? So I think if you sat. You're sitting right here, right? The light is a bit dim. Listen, I went to. You look great, don't worry about it. I went to television school for five years. Can we bring the light over here? Because see, if she's gonna film this. If you bring the light over here, can we start? Yes. Okay, bring the light over. All right. No matter how fuck you want. All right. You want me over there? Let's bring the light over here. Jeremy's getting upset now. So, and I've seen him when he's upset and. Hey, listen, I don't want you to be upset, man. No, no, no. You wanted to a radio show and you see, you see it's not all about a party. It's all about, there are serious things happening in this world. Let's take, let's take. Okay, are you happy, Terry? Check it out. All right, let's see then. That looks beautiful. Uh, bring it. That makes you look 20 years younger. No, no, no, no, no. Bring this like that. So it's on. That's good. Now, can we, could you do me a favor? Could you do us. All right, Karen, we gotta have a seat. We're going on in 30 seconds. Come on, you gotta do it. Wait a minute. I'm only gonna film. All right, okay. You're sitting next to me. Film me for a second. All right, fine. Let's do it. Let's just do this shit. Okay, where are the questions? I want to film her, like her interview. And then that's it. Yeah. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. You should be filming right now to tell you the truth. And check. I don't know. You're looking slow. All right. Test, test, test, test. All right, Karen, we gotta get on. Could you film this for a second before we go on the air, please? Let's just do it. She's got it. The only way to watch an hour are those condenser mics over there. Here, you can use this mic, Patrick. Wow. Okay, hold on, hold on. Patrick, let me. You got me going. Hey, Patrick, you're in my light. Don't switch off. Check, check, check, check. How's that? Can I adjust this a little bit? Like bend it up a little? I don't know. I don't want to fuck this thing up. All right, Patrick. How's this? Is that right? Get a chair. Come on over here. You're in my light. Okay. I don't want to be in your light. Could you do me a favor? Show me what you're filming right now. All right, Karen, we can't be looking at stuff. We gotta get started. Move over a little bit. Karen, move over a little bit. All right. How's that? Very good. All right, can you show me what you filmed right now? What's that? Patrick can help you out with the lighting. Patrick? Let it go. All right. All right, Karen, let's do it. All right. Okay. This is Karen Centerfold, and we're gonna go live on the air. We're not live yet though, but we're gonna do it. Is that on record? All right, this is the first More Music radio pod. Yes. Jeremy, I can hear you. Totally. They're a little tight for me, and Vince is all the way over to the left. I can see you though. You look great. You got a bad shadow on you, but. All right. Can you do me a favor? Let me see what that looks like. Like film something and show me, could you? There's something on there ready to go. Okay, let me see. Just film me and let's see how much light we have on me. Make sure you show Vince off. Hi, show me off please. Looks great. Okay, let me see it. What I mean is record it and then show me for a second. No, we don't have time for that. We gotta go. All right, go ahead and film it. Okay, are we ready? Here we go, Jeremy, let's do it, dude. Do it live, fuck it. I just wanted to test this mic. Check this mic. Check it, check, check. Test, test, test. All right, one, two, three, check. Cool, everybody can hear everything? Yes. Wouldn't it be crazy if we're on live right now? Yeah. Wow. We'll do it live. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live, fuck it. It's the More Music Radio Pod. Do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. On skidrow.la. Fucking thing sucks. One, two, three, four, five, four, three. Oh, all right, hey. Heyo! Good evening. Happy new year, brothers and sisters. Happy new year, brothers and sisters. Welcome everybody to the More Music Radio Pod on skidrow.la. This is our first show. We were gonna just talk a little bit and then introduce Karen Centerfold, but she just busted in and she's ready to go. She's dancing. She looks beautiful. Beautiful. My name is Vince. I'm your host. To my right is Karen Centerfold and Patrick Jones from the Mormons. He sings the songs. And Dan from the Mormons plays drums. Hey, hey. And we have Tony from 8-Bit. Come on over here. Who did all the bumpers and stuff. Get out of my life. What up, motherfuckers? Karen, we're on the air. We're on the air. All right. All right. Happy New Year and Happy Easter. Happy New Year in April. I am your bunny. I'm your Easter bunny. Yeah, let's get it going, guys. Yeah. This is the first more music radio pod. And we have Karen Centerfold in studio. And she's an old friend of ours. We met Karen Centerfold when we did her Raw Talent show. Right. And that was a really awesome show. And why don't we just jump on into it. All right. Karen's already nice and comfortable. She chastised us. She chastised us a lot. And beat us down mentally. I did, yeah. And she kind of got us in line. You know, on the ride over here, she was kind of trying to like inform me on how to be more professional and how to- Can you sit down, please? Sit down. How to make our music career. All right. Everybody relax. Sit down, dude. Karen, you're distracting me. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Here we go. Okay. So anyway, okay. And we're back. Yeah, we are. With the more music radio pod. We're back. With the more music radio pod. Karen Centerfold in the studio. Yeah. So Karen, you got to tell me, you've been in the LA music scene for many, many years. Yeah. Uh-huh. And- Long time, yeah. That's been a long time. Yes. And can you tell me, when did you first meet us, the Mormons? Tell me about that. I think it was, I think I first met you when my, Sonia, who's my daughter, sort of, she, of, she was a Mormon. She was a Mormon. She was a Mormon. She was a Mormon. She was a Mormon. She was a Mormon. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. We were talking about it. group of Los Angeles, you know, and it was good meeting you. I thought it was well staged. Don Bowles of the germs. We worked on psychedelic films that play in the background when the, when that TV show was done. And it was, and it was great meeting you. It just wasn't, you weren't ready for it. Why don't you tell us about your show? The raw talent, Karen centerfolds, raw talent hour. It is still on the air in mostly reruns. I only do three shows a year because the horrible fascist Republicans were so, so pissed off at me because I got all the left wing hip people and all the democratic people and the Kennedy people and the Irish different party with the Kennedys strong people. Wait a second. All together. And I said, we are going to have, our very first Negro president. And I said that in, in front of, that's an old fashioned word, college students at UCLA. And, um, anyway, um, I said we were going to have our first black president. I didn't get his first name, right. But I got his second name, right. What is his first name? Big Barack Obama. Okay. There you go. You were telling me it was big brick Obama. Anyway, anyway, um, anyway, I had to pick up, hold on one second. I had to pick up Karen centerfold tonight. Cause I wanted to make sure that she was going to get here. Uh, all I had to do was just look for like the most gorgeous woman walking down the street. And I did see her coming down and I, uh, I sprayed some air freshener in the car to make sure that it smelled nice. Um, you know, so, uh, and we were talking in the car about, um, the raw talent hour and, uh, what Karen centerfold has been doing lately. We've known her for a long time and, uh, tell us what you've been doing lately. I mean, uh, you told us that you did a video. Um, am I, am I coming in clear enough, Jeremy? You're coming in perfect. Oh, thank you. You're the only other Jeremy I know besides Ron Jeremy. Um, anyway, have you seen Ron Jeremy's thing before? Uh, I have, but listen, have you touched it? Let's get back. Let's get back to this. Did you touch it? Let's get back to this. Um, okay. Did you touch, did you do it? Let's get back to this. Okay. What is, you're asking me what my show is all about? Is that it? Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, we're kind of good. We're kind of going all over the place right now. Okay. All right. All right. Um, my show is all about. Shotguns. About rock and roll. My show, my show is all about, uh, the, um, the advances and the, uh, pitiful, uh, incredible, uh, ecstasy of rock and roll and all the greatest forms of rock and roll, punk, metal, uh, fetish rock, indie, um, thrash rock, goth, you name it. What are some of your favorite bands that played on the raw talent? Um, I loved the new collapse. Um, I've had, um, the centimeters on film on my show. I've had, um, let's see, uh, the, uh, bow lights. That was one of my best. Bow lights are friends of ours from long beach. Uh, yeah. And, uh, and, uh, that was one of my best shows. Uh, the black fuzz. I loved interviewing you Mormons. Uh, you're, you're great. You're like the clone of Devo, uh, an incredible popular local LA band, but you weren't ready. Yeah. You were telling us we did something wrong on your show. Um, yeah. You didn't want to answer questions. What were those questions again? I don't remember. Maybe we could do it right now. I would have to, I would have to rerun the show and see it just, it just, you didn't want to answer the questions. You just considered it a joke. And look at this blonde with the big tits. That's all you thought. Well, you thought. That's not all we thought. All you thought. We thought. All you guys thought. Gorgeous blonde with the big tits. Wait a minute. Look, look, look. All you thought was that somebody else was producing the shows like those guys in the. In the sound room. No, it was me. I did it. I went to a film and television school for five years. And, um, and so you weren't ready for it, but you participated and that was a great thing. And it turned out fairly good. You know, just my entrance and, and you played great. You know, you played pretty good, but I like Patrick and your band better now in the last four years than I ever did. Thank you. Karen. Well, you tell me, uh, where are you from? Yes. Where were you born? Where were you born? San Francisco, the land of the hippies, the Grateful Dead, the Black Panthers, the punk rock movement at the Mabouie Gardens on Broadway. The, uh, and on Broadway, I was a topless, bottomless dancer. Um, and, uh, I was there when the punk rock, uh, movement really, um, started there as well as in LA. It actually started in England. And I was in Winterland when Johnny Rotten and, um, Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols, like I got to meet them through Bill Graham. And I said, Hey, you know what? I told Bill Graham back in those days, I said, Hey, you know what is going to happen here? Like, um, all the hip people, like the Grateful Dead and, uh, the Jefferson Airplane, they were going to hate these guys. They were going to hate punk rock. And they did. They felt embarrassed, you know, because punk was a whole new, um, thing. You know, it was like, it was like angry. Sorry. Did the hippies and punk rockers fight each other? Oh, they did. It was horrible. It's like. Who won? Why didn't they like each other? Uh, nobody won, but it was, they didn't like each other because the hippie movement and the hippie music is all about peace and love and, and, and all that. And the punk rock movement is all about anarchy and anger. And, and it, and it was a whole new thing. And, and when I, the hippies would see me one day where I'm wearing like these, um, these minis and go-go boots, like Twiggy, only with huge tits and hair like this. Right. And then they see me another day or that. Um, wearing a short black mini, a black leather bomber and thigh high black leather stiletto heels with a whip. And they would hate that because, um, they, they saw me, um, um, having a guy tied up and hang by his wrists in Golden Gate Park during a Jefferson Airplane concert. And I was whipping him and they didn't understand it. They were totally freaked out. They said, oh my God, what is this blonde doing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right, right. And they weren't understanding the incredible energy with punk rock and roll anger, which is what punk rock and roll is partly all about. What music were you listening to when you grew up before you discovered punk rock music? I was always into music like the beatniks, like Peter, Paul and Mary's. I was growing up on that. I was growing up on a lot of black music like... Or Negro music. The Trashmen, the Trashmen, the Orlons, the Orlons. Yeah, I call it that. And San Francisco is a border town and it was a great place for it. And the coffee shops in North Beach, I was there a lot. My sister, Jean Ferrari, was an actress back then. How many brothers and sisters did you grow up with? Four brothers and three sisters. Were you close with your parents? Very close, yeah. As a matter of fact. Are they still around? Oh, no, they're not. But I love them and miss them dearly. Oh, okay. Well, you know, Karen, I wanted to ask you, what is the war in Afghanistan all about? The war in Afghanistan, brothers and sisters, is all about greed, hate. It's all about greed for the horrible Republican, neo-Nazi, fascist, hypocritical. Yeah, that's right. And that's why we have these strait-laced hillbillies and how all of us left-wing people want to encourage all the young people not to go and participate in that and not die to make oil barons and hillbilly cowboys in Texas rich off their oil business. If you were the president, if Bill Brick Obama wasn't president right now, how would you get us out of this? I mean, what do we do? I would take my clothes off and I would invite... Yeah. Yeah. the young Republican sons into the White House and I would lay them one after the next and that is how we'd stop the war. Have you ever done a gangbang movie? I've done something like that. Well, because you've done adult films. You've done plenty of adult films. I've done something classier than that. Tell us about that. I've done X-rated films but they're very classy. You know, like you'd be surprised if you ever saw Kim Novak in an adult film, sort of, or Bridgette Bardot in an adult film or Joan Collins sort of like did some of them. When was your first actual adult film that you did? The classy adult films that you're telling me about. A long, a long time ago but, you know, I mean I still have some. How old were you when you did that? Probably 18. Wow. I think. Did you ever do anything before 18? I had plenty of relationships since. How many men do you think that you've been with, Karen? I don't know. I should have kept a calculator with me, you know. I mean, it would have come in so conveniently. How big were the calculators back then, by the way? They were pretty big, you know, and vibrators came in handy, you know. Now, Karen, I will help. Oh, okay. We're going to take a question from Dan. Did you ever meet Wilt Chamberlain? You know what? I got to meet him a long time ago. Did you ever see his dick? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Oh, come on. Don't ask me that. Are you one of the, what is it, 20,000? He has a daughter and she could be listening to something like this for all you know. Well, you know, she's an adult now. Could you imagine how many people Wilt Chamberlain's daughter's been with? Wilt Chamberlain would be Wilt Chamberlain would be with us right now if it was... Wilt Chamberlain would be with us right now if he didn't work out so hard on a treadmill. Right. You know? Okay. Shit's falling apart right now. Sorry. It's not an earthquake, Japan. It's cool. Don't worry about it. We're cool. So tell us about the other stuff you've done. Like, have you done photo shoots? I mean, you were a fashion model, right? Yeah, I've been like a fashion model, but more for like sexy things, you know, and nude things. Right. I tried out actually for... legitimate modeling, and it's just too many jealous bitches out there that didn't... What do you mean? Well, I mean, they really want girls that are more in like legitimate modeling for like Ladies Home Journal or something like that, which I wanted. They really actually wanted the goody two-shoes, phony Pollyanna type of person, you know, and that's not me. Right now, Karen's directing Patrick to get out of the light because we're being... videotaped right now. Could you go through that? Yeah, Karen gave me a list of questions that I gotta read through. Oh, please do, man. She like browbeat us for like an hour. It's all about organization. We're trying to get shit together. Right, it's all about organization. Exactly. And I appreciate that because these are good questions, but she sat here and she wrote four or five giant pages of questions, and so what I'm gonna do is let's make a deal, Karen. I'm gonna ask all these questions on here. Please do it. But then you gotta kind of get into it. We gotta get a rhythm here. I'll get into it. I'll really get into it. And I'm trying to like figure out... Because I wanna know. I look at this picture of Karen Centerfold when she's 18 years old, and I mean, she is fucking gorgeous. Big old titties. Like huge titties. How big are these titties in this picture? I think like 40, 44 double D. God damn. Anyway, I'm looking at this picture. She looks great. We're gonna get a shot of it for the camera. Thank you. So like I look at this picture and I wanna know what Karen Centerfold is all about, you know? I'm all about... Alright, we're gonna go to one of your questions now, okay? Sure, okay. Karen, how many bands have you had on Raw Talent Hour? 2,200. 2,200 bands? Yes. Uh-huh. So how many shows have you done, and what year did you start? 2,400 shows. I started originally in like 1994. The microphone fell apart right now, and Jeremy came out from behind the console, and he's trying to fix the mic, because Dan doesn't know his own strength. Alright. So... We're gonna go to another Karen Centerfold question. She wrote these giant things. I don't think all the words are spelled correctly, but I'm not a good speller. Oh, who cares, man? I don't care if I'm illiterate, you know? Karen, when did you meet Darby Crash of the Germs and Don Bowles? You're friends right now with Don Bowles. I am, yes. You're mad at Don Bowles right now. I just owe him... I owe him money. Sure, I will. I will, Jeremy. I, you know, I met Darby Crash in 1978 at a pizza parlor on Hollywood Boulevard. I thought he was a gay guy. You know what? I heard he was like both ways, you know, through Rick Agnew of adolescence, but you know, Darby was sitting at... Rick Agnew was gay too? No. I said Rick Agnew said he swung both ways, you know. Darby Crash was sitting in a pizza parlor, and I... Rick Agnew swung both ways? No. I said Darby Crash did. Oh, okay. Could you let me answer the question? Alright, go for it. Alright. I'm, I'm like parking... Goddamn! I'm parking on Hollywood Boulevard, and I'm trying to get some, some, um... You were so nice to me in the car. I know. See, I'm taking this seriously. The only way I can take it seriously is for you to let me concentrate on answering these questions. This is a serious thing. We're... Don't you think this is interesting? It is, yeah. Okay, so let me answer the question, okay? Let me answer the question, alright? So, I park on Hollywood Boulevard. I'm looking for, um, pantyhose that don't run, because I have a, a nine-to-five television show to do at CBS. So, are these punk rock people, you know, they, um, they say, um, oh God, we like your minis and your go-go boots. You know who is sitting in that pizza parlor right now? I said, uh, no. They said, you don't know? Oh, Darby Crash or the germs? I said, oh God, I heard about him. You know? They were supposed to go on a bill with the Plasmatics. Wendy O. Williams, who I've met. Uh, I met the Plasmatics in New York that year of 78 or 79. Um, and I, uh, walked in the pizza parlor. The punk rockers, these short punk rockers off Hollywood Boulevard that are squatters. They were the first squatters. Take me into, uh, the pizza parlor. Um, short? Yeah, they were real short kids. And, um, they say, hey, hey, uh, see, we got this Amazon with us, you know? Um, so, hey, when are you gonna play next? They're talking to Darby Crash. And I, I met Darby Crash, you know, and he was just real, real quiet. He looked like he had scars sort of on his face and, um, a chipped tooth, a leather coat, no shirt. Was he cool? Did you like him? Um, he smiled at me, but he seemed disturbed about something and this guy took me to the side for a second when this girl was talking to him. This girl with a mohawk and this guy said, he's really, he's really, like, trying to score, you know? And if you want to score with him, you know, and party with us. Did you party with him? Uh, no, I didn't get to because I had to do, like, a political show at CBS that night, you know? Were you all, like, straight edge or something? You didn't do drugs? Oh, totally, totally because, um, in television, like, you really have to, um, take it seriously and you have to sign papers, you can't be loaded, there's all these rules up the ass. And you've never done drugs before? Oh, I never said I didn't, man. But just go on with the next question if you would, please. Karen, have you ever done drugs before? I just might have, man. What kind of drugs do you get into? Um, I liked coke, but I quit doing it because, um, it's bad, it rots your teeth, and you can suffer. Did you get really hooked on it? Um, I was in the modeling profession at one time in, uh, San Francisco and here in L.A. And, um, I was also a dancer in Las Vegas, and yeah, I started liked coke, but then I got out of it when these dentists were saying, hey, you know what? Your teeth aren't gonna look good if you keep doing this. We know you want to keep your weight down, you know, because a bikini is a big thing on you, you know? Did you ever pull a Stevie Nicks? I heard she blew it up her ass. Uh, yeah, I did something like that. As a matter of fact, I did something like that. It was very uncomfortable. I'm glad you asked me that. It was very uncomfortable, and I regretted that, you know. I'm glad that you're glad. In, what, coke? You mess around with speed? In the vagina, in the ass, yeah. Uh, speed, speed is, speed does, speed is, uh, speed kills, you know? It's, it's a real, um, uh, I don't recommend it. Do you party nowadays? Like, what do you mess around with? Just, uh, I might smoke pot sometimes, but I, I've... You want to smoke some pot? No, I don't. No, I don't, because I'm into doing this, and it takes concentration. That shit is illegal. That is business time, Vince. Weed is illegal right now at this point. What the fuck is going on? Illegal right now at this point. Okay? It's not, it's federally illegal. We don't condone that right now, but do you want to smoke some pot? Um, maybe later, maybe later. Okay, cool. Alright. We're gonna go to one of your, your next question that you wrote down for me to ask you. Yes. Karen! Vince. What is the best thing you ever did in your life? Like, tell me about your accomplishment. What are you most proud of? Sure, man. The best thing... Well, your second best thing besides coming on this show. The best thing, the best thing I ever did in my life was this movie, an R. rated psychological crime drama called The Jewel of Monte Cristo. Who starred in it? John Bowden, an actor, and, um, all these Hollywood actors, actresses. Did you ever get into any on-set romances? Hold it, hold it, hold it, Vince. I'm trying to answer the question. But did you ever get into, like, any on-air romances with any of your co- I'm not letting me answer the question. Okay, I'll let you finish, but you gotta answer that question. Sure. Um, the best thing I ever did was the movie Jewel of Monte Cristo. Okay? And I also, that was a while ago, years ago, but... What year did that come out? Oh, talk about that later. Um, the other best film I've done that you could be familiar with is Sean Carnage's production of 40 Bands in 80 Minutes, where I'm the narrator in the middle of it, and it shows all the different rock bands and trends and things like that that are happening even now. Like, it was, it came out in late 86, um, excuse me, late 2006. Oh, okay, great. So, uh, aside from any of the, uh, you, you said you put coke in your vagina? Uh, yeah, it was really uncomfortable. What's the point of that? Uh, the point in that is a guy wanted to put it on himself and shove it in, you know? It just makes it numb, though, right? Um, yeah, both of us, you know. It lasts longer. Uh, he lasted a long time, you know, and, um, he got off, um, and it was uncomfortable, you know, when I woke up. I mean, it was good while it lasted, though, you know. Awesome. Awesome. You were telling me about a movie you made recently. Wait a second, wait a minute. Wait a second, what? You made two, um, you made a movie recently, like, three months ago, with, uh, two, or you said three 18-year-olds. It was like a cougar movie. Um, yeah, I've done, uh, three of those. Where can I find that at? Um, it's... I thought cougar movies were for women over 25. On the internet. Yeah. I will give you... About 29, 30. A website. I will give you a website for that. What's the website? Can you ask me the question underneath that first one? What are you talking about? This is off the top of our heads. No, it isn't. Yeah, we just... There's things I want to know about you. You're very resistant. No, I'm not resisting. I'm trying to do this, you know, like, real professionally. It sounds great. What do you guys think? I want to reach you viewers out there, because I love you so much. So, Vince, please ask me the second question. Karen, what is the worst thing you ever did? Did you ever fuck somebody over really fucking bad? Um, what is the worst thing I ever did? Yeah. What's the worst drug you ever did, first off? Uh, probably speed. What is the worst thing I ever did? What's your favorite drug? Uh, love. What is the worst thing I ever did? The worst thing I ever did was a double penetration X-rated with two black guys, and they were sleazy black guys from West Adams Avenue in Los Angeles. And I, like, couldn't handle their size. They were too wide. So it's true what they say about black dudes? Oh, it is. How big was it? Oh, big. You know, like, I don't know, like, about 12 inches. Did it hurt? They were way too wide, you know, and my doctor said, you can't handle it. I said, well, I'm sure gonna find out. Well, I called him from a hospital, and I said, I'm sorry, you know, and he said, I told you so. You know, in other words, hey, honey. So why was that the worst experience for you? When a doctor tells a girl, you can't handle it, and she thinks she can, usually she can't. But then there's some white girls that could handle black guys like that, and it's just the way, their body is. Mine was too tight, probably, because I have so much fear of AIDS. I test people right away if I know I'm gonna have sex with them through an oral stick test and a blood test, and it doesn't matter. I'm putting a $12 rubber on them. You're really aware, and you're really conscious about having safe sex, because you were telling me this guy wanted to... Remember that guy that ran over your phone? Tell us about that guy. A director in Malibu, he wanted to have, you know, sex with me without a rubber, and I said, what about a marriage? Because if I'm gonna have real sex with you, well, that is something married people do. You'll never have just casual sex? I do it with somebody I think a lot of that gives me a hell of a good reason to do it with them, and I test them for HIV and AIDS, and they cannot have a disease, and if I make it with them, I make it with them, and it's a real good thing. I make their dreams come true, but it's not totally as good as having sex without a rubber. That's a lot better, and if I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna be married to somebody that's really making it. Karen. So Magic Johnson's out of the question, for example. I wouldn't... He's a cute... He doesn't have AIDS anymore. He's a cute guy. He got rid of it. He's a real cute guy, but he's not really... He's not my cup of tea. I mean, I like him as a... As an athlete. Could you flip that page? Karen. Karen. Yes, Vince. Are you in love right now? I am, but I'm having problems with Robert. Robert likes... My boyfriend likes S&M, and... What does he want you to do to him? Tie him up. Step on his balls? No. I do CBT on him. That's cock and ball torture. What kind of stuff do you do to him? I do dildos on him. Humiliation. Training. I do slave training on him. Toilet training on him. Do you want to try doing some of that stuff on Patrick right now? Patrick is not that type. If you want to get married... Don't really hurt him, but Patrick, come over here. Come over here, man. Come over here. We're going to have you... We're going to have you do exactly what you do to... Well, Patrick's not being a good sport right now, but what kind of stuff... What would you say to him? How do you domineer him? What kind of stuff does he like you to say? He wants me to say... No, no, no. He wants me to say stuff... I mean, this is my fiancé. This is my fiancé, Robert. Is he listening right now? Okay, I would say... I would say... Get down on your knees. On your knees. Patrick's going to demonstrate. Get down on your knees. Get down on your knees. Okay, now... Tell me what to say. I want to know how to do this. Hey, listen, man. Do you have any concentration? Why don't you listen and pause, man? I'm drunk right now. How do you expect me to do this? Use your mind, man. Okay, so anyway, go for it. Okay, I would tell Robert, now I want you to do some body worship on my boots and my thighs right now. Okay. I love leather. All right. Now go down to my heels. That's it. Oh, shit. Ah, yeah. Now go in between my thighs. Thighs. I'm all done. Okay, so it's like that, you know? Oh, okay, that's pretty good. I know. Totally. When are you going to get married? You guys set a date? I mean, that's not all there is to it. I mean, there's like all this whipping and stuff like that. There is an S&M. It's like punishment to men that want to finally earn the right. It's punishment. S&M is punishment. You don't have to grip the mic. All you got to do is just be comfortable with it. I'm trying to answer the question. You're breaking the mic. You're breaking it up. Be careful. S&M is punishment to men that have a guilt complex or punishment to religious men that want to one day enter the pearly gates of heaven. And I, Karen Centerfold, make it possible for the high-class, submissive man, once I've done a session on him, once I've punished him, once there's welds on his back and his ass, and he's been in some tight handcuffs and he's had some of my black, long fingernails across his ribs. What do you do to his balls? I do some electroshock on those. Once I've done it all, they will enter the gates of heaven one day. What about the kids? Karen, what is your attitude on drugs? We were talking about drugs earlier. My attitude on drugs is you really need to experiment with them and figure out, can you afford them? Have you ever done acid? Oh, yeah. LSD. I've done the real thing. When was the last time you did that? I had the real thing. I had the real thing by Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead in San Francisco when it was called Orange Sunshine and by the Sunshine family, like in an envelope at a Jefferson Airplane concert or a Grateful Dead concert in San Francisco. That was the real thing. Now, when somebody tells you that they did it last night, they didn't really do the real thing because it hasn't been around in years. What they're having is something else that's so low grade and there's no real psychedelic trip or... Hallucinations. When I got a tab of acid from Jerry Garcia personally... Where did you meet him at? I met him at the Keystone in Berkeley. Excuse me, man. Would you let me answer his question? We're upsetting Karen Centerfold right now. Yeah. In other words, don't talk over me because I'm not talking over you guys, all right? She's not talking over you. Okay. Sorry, they left this thing on. She's going to rip the mic out again. Oh, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. Okay. So that's what... Acid's great. You know, I mean, it was... So do you suggest everybody should try it? No, no. Why not? Because I don't think... I think hip people know how to handle it and I'm tall and I'm a certain weight, so... I got some right now. You want some? I thought about that. I thought about that. You do not. Yeah, I do. Oh, you do not. Bologna. I do. I have it in my bag right now. Oh, you have it in your ass. Forget it. There's other things I got in my ass right now. That's because we have to smuggle it past the security guard here at Skid Row Studios. You should actually put the acid up your ass. Really. It's... LSD should only be taken by hip people, I think. What drug do you want people... You're talking to the kids now. What drug do you want the kids to stay away from? I want them to stay away from the drug called the Republican Conservative Bigots. Because they are the bummer drug that all of us are trying to shake. You know? They're the downers. Bill O'Reilly opens our show. Yeah, I mean, like, I don't recommend Valium. It's addicting. Quaaludes are illegal. I like hash. I like magic mushrooms. I like... Want to hit this? Purple Buddha. I like... But those types of things can mess up your lungs bad and your voice bad. And by the way, if we can get any kind of viewers to call in tonight and make a comment about my beautiful hair and my voice... Jeremy, why don't you give out the number? We want people to call in. If they're listening. Yeah, yeah. And you will have the opportunity to speak to Karen Centerfold. Yeah. The number is 1-800-893-9562. Call in. Talk to Karen Centerfold. Hey, Karen, is there anybody you want to call and you want to talk to today? Can I get that one more time? Yeah, I mean, like, I could try somebody. 1-800-893-9562. All right, cool. You know what we're going to do is we're going to take a little bit of a break and we're going to break it down. We're going to play some music. Oh, yeah. And then when we come back, we're going to see what kind of classy people you have in your phone book. Oh, sure, man. We're going to let you do an interview. Oh, thank you. We're going to let Karen Centerfold do an interview because I know... Thank you. ...there's a certain way that you want to do it and I know I'm not taking this seriously and I do admit that. Yeah. You know, I'm just trying to do my best here. So why don't we get you on the line and talk to one of your classy friends. Okay. And we'll do that when we come back right after this. Love you. Love you, man. Boom! Don't take this offensively. The More Music Radio Pod. Oh! Jin-kyung, I love Jin-kyung. Skinroad.LA. Oh! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! Jin-kyung! 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Look at teeth, look at gums No one tells that I am, don't lie Look at it, look at it now You's looking close, what is out? Look at teeth, look at gums Hey, where's Patrick at? Heyo, welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod. We have Karen Centerfold in studio right now. We patched in a phone call with the Matt Teardrop from Manhattan Murder Mystery and Karen Centerfold is going to interview Matt Teardrop for a few minutes. Matt, are you on the air? Okay. Hey, Stud, how are you doing? Good, how are you? I'm good, man. We partied hardy at Peerspace, man. Not to say the least. We always do. And I called you to tell you that you better really rehearse and get some new radical ideas for this May 21st Judgment Show. Because we are going to show those phony, hypocritical, stupid, backward, dumb-ass Christians that think the world is going to end on May 21st. The Christians who hang around Little Joy? The ones that are going to come in there and outside and bitch at us and bitch about these new magazines I'm in. All right. You know, I mean... Somebody wants to talk to you, Karen. Oh, sure. Hey, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. Matt, hello? Who's this? Be a man in a... Tukey? Is this Tukey? Who is that? Is this Tukey Williams? Hey, put Matt back on the phone, fool. Tukey must not die! I don't even know who the fuck you are. Put Matt back on the phone. What? Hey, Matt. Hey, where are you at right now? I'm at Beauty is Pain in Hollywood. Oh, right. Right on Highland Avenue. Yeah, I know Danny and Rio. Tell them I said hi. Okay, Matt. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, Matt. Tell us how you met Karen Cinderfold. Um, I think I met her from going on her TV show. Yep. The Raw Talent, uh, Karen Cinderfold's Raw Talent Hour. Yes. Mm-hmm. Yeah. How did you meet each other? We met, um... Same thing. The same way. Yeah. Same way. She, uh, contacted us and wanted us to be on her show. And Matt, would you tell all the viewers about the show? The show we did at the Sunset Jubilee, uh, just this past summer. Tell the listeners, too. We, we did a show at the Silver Lake Jubilee this past summer. And Karen was there. And it was exciting. It was exciting. You know, like, um, I played cymbals. I'm, I'm one of his occasional backup, uh, singers. And, um, it was a big turnout. That's what I'm saying. It was a big turnout. A lot of people. Like, it was, it's sort of like half the Sunset Junkie. It was a big production, you know. Hey, Matt, do you have like a crazy, uh, experience with Karen Centerfold you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know. They're always, it's always crazy. And it's always fun. It's always fun. And, um, and... Is she always bossing you around and call you a dumb dick? Oh, no. No. She was yelling at me earlier. He's the perfect gentleman. Yeah. So, yeah, just to make... I expect him to be a perfect gentleman. He is. Because he's a good looking blue eyed performer from the South. Yeah, he is. And he knows how to make a good show. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. And he's a good performer from the South. Yeah, he is. And he knows how to make it and draw the people in, you know. And he just got back from South by Southwest in Rio Dio, Texas. Yeah, Matt plays in a band called Manhattan Murder Mystery and they're going to be in a couple weeks on the 21st. I can't wait. So you guys are going to be playing the, uh, man, the, uh, Sunset Jubilee again this, uh, this May? Uh, I think so. Yeah. Just so, ironing out the details. Yeah. Should I also, you want me to back you up again, Matt, and play a few cymbals for that? Like I did last summer for you? Yeah, of course. Come play some cymbals. Can I play a cymbal? I love you sweetheart. I love you, Matt. Matt, Matt, can I play a cymbal? Yeah, you can play a cymbal. I want to be, I want to be on stage with Karen Centerfold again. It's been years. Karen's already got the cymbals covered, but you can play a cymbal. Okay, cool. He knows what he means by that. Yeah, Matt. So let everybody know, uh, when you're playing again. Uh, he's playing May, May the 21st. Okay. Matt is playing May 21st at the Little Joy and, um, and, uh, it's going to be a really good thing. What's going on on the Little Joy at the Little Joy? It's judgment day. It's judgment day. The Christians, the phony, stupid Christians think the world is going to end. They're going to be outside bitching about the, um, publications. They could be right. We'll see. Yeah, I doubt the world's going to end on May 21st, Matt. Uh, but it's good to, it's good talking to you. It's good talking to you. It's good talking to you, Matt. And we're going to have you come on, uh, this radio station. It's a great one. Karen's wrapping it up right now. Jeremy is doing Skid Row, uh, radio station. It's great. You know, it's a really good thing. So, um, We're going to have you here in two weeks, Matt. I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you tomorrow, Matt. I love you. You know, hey, Matt, Karen was asking me if she would be able to accompany you, uh, in a couple of weeks. Uh, are you okay with that? I mean, I, I know I had to call you and ask you ahead of time, but you know, we really love her to have you. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine with me. I'm fine with the spotlight because you know, wherever she goes, she absorbs the whole spotlight. I totally do. All right, here you go. All right. Can we, can we go on to the next person? All right. Hi, this is Tukey. Hi Tukey. I thought we fried your ass. Is this Tukey Williams? Is this the same dumb bitch we were talking to earlier? Tukey! Tukey! Hey, Tukey. Is this Los Angeles? Hold on a second. I want you to talk to my friend. Hey, Tukey. I want you to talk to my friend. Hey, Tukey. Hey, Tukey. Hey, Tukey. Hey, Tukey. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Wait, wait. Hold on a second. Hold on a second, Tukey. I want to, I want you to talk to my friend, Mr. E-Click. Here he is. Oh! Oh! Did you hear that click? Oh! All right. All right. We're here at Skid Row. What kind of movies do you watch right now? What, what, um, have you seen any worthwhile, Karen? Yes. Have you seen any worthwhile films lately and you probably want to know what they are? I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen it. Um, I really haven't. Um, I'm going over just a few Liz, Lizbeth Taylor films. Um, she actually saw me at the, um. Were you with her when she was sick? No. I was with her ex Richard Burton when they were going through a divorce at the Irma touch hotel on burton way in beverly hills like um were you the mistress no i was a visitor and some big shot that um used to manage kim novak took me in the hotel and said um hey you know what richard burton's a real cool um person actually he's not as fabricated as most of these stars are why don't you meet him and i did and elizabeth taylor would not say a word um towards me at all because they were going through a divorce and she was at the time very overweight and um she was doing i think um quite a few sedatives and alcohol and she had that problem then you know and um richard burton was really cool i got up in his room and um i got an acting lesson um he was very impersonal with me i went up there with um an agent um like some some representative homosexual and a communist oh he's not he's not none of that bullshit none of that bull crap you know so you could prove he wasn't a homosexual he was definitely straight you know he was definitely not a communist you know all that who why i don't know why you'd say what do you mean by straight i'm just kidding i really didn't have any oh exactly exactly vince exactly vince um he was really right maybe you slept with him um i was um that was when i was uh playing two nights at the whiskey go-go also in a band called the plugs and my hair was um like kind of frizzy and everything um that was like um a long time ago that was two years before he died so that would be like 83 or 82 just in case you're just tuning in you're you're listening to karen centerfold on the more music radio pod and if you guys want to call in to talk to karen centerfold you can call the toll-free number over here at skid row studios it's 1-800-893-9562 let's get some calls in here and talk to karen centerfold eight hundred eight nine three she's nine five a double uh double penetration with two black guys from uh what are adams on from adams right they were negroes yeah right and well i don't say negro that's like an old-fashioned word but karen you colored you gotta kind of chastise black man just say what happened you were you were at ucla and you were you were giving a speech and people kind of took you the wrong way i love black people they um they uh the college students did not uh more than 60 percent of the college students in the year 2006 did not believe that we were going to have a negro president they didn't think it was even possible but i knew we would because john mccain was a fossil sarah palin was a retard and i met both of them i never met barack obama i always wanted to but i knew he would win because and when you say negro you're not it's not coming let me answer the question it's not coming from like a bad answer let me answer the question let me answer the question you're gonna break the mics again i'm not gonna break the mics just have the patience to let me answer the question all right um i knew barack obama would win because when black people that are very uptight are the negroes um when they want when they say when you ask them a question like do you think barack obama will win the election as the president and they and black people say he stands a damn good chance they he that person is gonna win and he did and i knew he would win because i mean if you think about all the people that were even republicans that are conservatives and all the democratic libertarian parties that are fighting each other they thought to themselves we don't need another uh republican creep like john mccain who's a fossil in the white house because uh he john mccain said that he would keep us in afghanistan for another 100 years so we needed somebody big and a new change and we got it we got barack obama what do you think of barack obama what kind of job is he doing um he hasn't kept his promises all together our troops are still in afghanistan we have higher gas and oil prices taxation is out of line there's so many things that are expensive i cannot even afford uh the right stiletto shoes and and go-go boots i want but i'm doing we're doing fairly decently but there's all these people out there that are starving to death everywhere you go do you think that barack obama is really the first negro president because i think he barely passes the paper bag test uh does it count that does he have to be full-blooded and like you know well you see he's like he's like half black soul brother and he's also half cracker but you see he knows how to do it he knows how to do it in the white house with the whites and he knows how to do it in the white house with the blacks do you vote did you vote for him i totally represented him and got him what he wanted but you see we're not getting totally what we want and if you go to some of the rallies that um the uh hypocritical answer coalition a political group throws you know um that's not a coalition they call themselves the answer coalition they're not a coalition because if you disagree with things that that you want to say in their their political half-assed group they kick you out of it and um i um we're not getting totally where we want to be with uh barack obama you know but it's better than with bush and he wants to get us out of afghanistan and he wants to help us out financially and yes he is a liberal black and it's better than john mccain well you know you know he's listening right now you know they listen to everything yes i know you know they listen to every single thing so now that you have the forum to talk to him let's say he's listening right now what what do you have to say to the president barack obama barbara president barack obama president obama would you please buy me a brand new 2011 cadillac and can i take you in the back seat for some uh good old recreation would you request that he wore a condom or would you let him just do a bareback i think i could get some testing and i think we could do it before anybody finds out about it i'm pretty quick all right well let's go to your questions now karen who else do you know from the punk rock music um i know like um all these are you in contact with anybody zeros um the zeros did a theme song for howard stern we were talking could you let me answer the question would you let me i'm just adding to the i'm just adding to the question i'm just adding to the conversation all right to the conversation okay okay we're having a conversation texas terry uh who just got back in um um the bolides we got a call coming in right now great hold on one second here we no no you're gonna hear it right here all right great great i think we got several this board is blowing oh i love it i love it man hello hold on one second we're gonna put you on the air you're on the air with karen centerfold hello caller hello hello how are you doing tonight oh great what's your name what's your name this is brock oh hi brock whoa are you serious is this really the president of united states we're listening into you and uh we decided to call in and say hello um yes this is the president of the united states mr president i just want you when i was saying negro earlier is because i was just using it in reference because that's what that's what how would karen how she had addressed it but it's not she's not coming from like a place of like malice or like any like malintent or like the older population of it's like time traveling it's okay if you grew up in that area that's why you're called negro before that was colored and you wouldn't be called that but negro was totally so karen you're talking to the president right now what do you have to say to him uh you are not the president of the united states what do you want what is your real name what's your real name yeah let me ask him a question all right ask patrick okay what is your real name sir this is brock obama this is baloney can we go on to the next caller please okay we're gonna take a next call from the next caller we're gonna take the call from the next caller and next caller you're on with karen centerfold hello oh shit i was supposed to keep going but i guess he didn't get it next but um all right we need to call at&t on this shit karen you told me that you did a cougar video and i want you to talk about that i did um what what it is is in van ice um a company that was with ron jeremy um does snm films and they do softcore films hardcore and they're um a good looking 18 year old stud is with a good looking well-built um cougar what's the name of the movie um it's a cougar like with all the with uh five o's in it as in cougar like that um and then then she's a cougar you know that kind of um it's got that tell me about the movie like how does it work because i've never done a porn film yet it works out where it works out where it's works out where i'm walking down the street you know okay and um like on ventura boulevard and everything's it's like about uh the sun is just coming up it shows me walking down ventura boulevard looking like you do all right looking like i do in a in a tight leather jacket we're walking down the street please let me interrupt please um and um you need to let us interrupt for just a moment all these whistles i let me answer this question let me answer vince's question let me answer thank you crisis no you're not thank you please just answer this question just listen all right what's your question patrick so if when you walk down sunset boulevard what do you think about the gum that it's on the streets like kind of looks like little like polka dots patrick what do you care what the fuck are you talking about i want to talk about we have karen centerfold music radio pod all right incident here's your fucking around get your fucking shit together get it together do you want me to kick his ass out no just let me answer the question together let me know if you want teoman centerfold on the air all right let me answer the question okay um a cougar movie with me it starts out walking down the street and it's like you know kind of dusk all right and the sun is just coming up and i'm going to have breakfast at a restaurant at dusk and there's a guy there here i am i'm trying to answer the question they're not letting me because they're interrupted just keep I was going to bring my bass because I was going to fucking run. Why don't you ask me the questions after I've answered this question. I know. Okay. So I'm walking down Ventura Boulevard. The sun is coming up. I'm wearing a tight leather coat, tight in the waist, revealing my boobs and wearing go-go boots and a mini skirt. And I'm just about to go in the restaurant and an 18-year-old good-looking boy with some tight jeans on and a big smile says, Excuse me, you know what? I was wondering if you could spare $2 so I could get some ham and eggs. And I took a good-looking hammer and I said, Oh, shit. And how would you like your milk? Yeah. And will you squirt some milk in his coffee? Because it looks like you could really go for some good protein. So. I have him come in with me and he asked me to buy him some ham and eggs and a Coca-Cola. And I say, well, you don't actually think I'm going to get into my own personal money to buy you breakfast, you stupid jackass, do you? No. So I turn around and I ask these two truckers who are laughing about the whole thing. A cougar who's a journalist. Jump to the part where you start fucking them. All right. So we head out in a Mercedes to a apartment in Sherman Oaks. It's not my apartment. I live like in L.A. And one thing leads to the next. You know, I'm wearing like the latest mini. And there's all these photos of these different stars all over the walls. And there's mirrors on the ceilings. And I'm taking my clothes off slowly. And he's smiling. The film gets into his smile. It gets into me taking my clothes off and his eyes going on my bod. And then he looks up at me really hard, you know, and he's looking at me really seriously and boing, you know. All right. Okay. And we do it doggy fashion. And in five minutes, he gets his load off. And that's it. Doggy fashion is probably. 20 minutes of the best cougar movie you people will ever see. And you know what? I'll tell you what made me. Did you did three of them at the same time? No. But I did three of them individually. I was upset because I only received $500. And I had to pay some horrible agent, you know, and one of the C notes. What's it like working on an adult film? Well, it's very with me. It's very fast because I want. The young man to get his thrill and have his goose pumps goose pimples raised up in his smile. And but what about you? I mean, you got to get your it's a lot of work. It's a lot of work for me. And it's easier for him because this this guy I showed you the pictures of he only I was like the third girl he ever had in his life, you know, and most of the other two girls were very average, you know? Well, like I could imagine. Like on a film set. There's like a lot of crew. There's cameras. It's a lot of people there. It's uncomfortable. But what I told. How did you get in the back? What I told Zach was not to look at them and what Ron Jeremy. Was it Zach Efron from what Ron Jeremy? No, it is. No, it's a musical. I don't know. It wasn't Zach. Really? We're getting some calls and I think we're going to have somebody talk to you right now. Oh, yeah. I got a phone. Zach. Zach. The president is going to be he's not Zach Efron, but he's a guy who kind of impersonates him and he's going to I don't know, maybe he's on the phone. No, it's not Zach Efron, but it's Zach. And I did a great job with him, you know? But like, what's it like with all the cameras and everybody looking at you? I mean, it's it get in the mood. It's very what do you do to prepare for it? I prepare for it because I need the money, you know, how do you prepare? I look at what they want me to open my mouth. And say, and I listen to a director telling me how to strip down, you know, and it's a big deal the way it's filmed and the way the guy looks at me and the way he starts to have me take care of him and the way he milked my tit in that photo, you know, and on film. And where's that photo at? I got to take a look at that. While you're getting that, we're going to take another call. Caller, you're on the air with Karen Centerfold. Go ahead. Hello? Hello? Fucking punk. Okay, let's go to the next caller. Fucking punk hung up. Let's go to the next caller. Fucking breaking the rhythm of the show and shit. No problem. We can go on to the next caller. We're professionals. We can do it. Exactly. If I have you here, I feel really confident that this is going to sound good. I think it sounds great. You're doing a great job. Yeah. I think that the way you just, the way that expletive you just used was too full of anger. I don't agree with it. Sorry about that. I do apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize for that. I do get a little angry sometimes and I'll use adult language. Karen, who else do you ... Oh, I already asked that one. Karen, do you invite people to Ames Recording Studio in Venice? What's Ames Recording Studio? What the fuck? It's a recording studio where Big Shot's do recordings, like Bob Dylan. He rarely does something there, but he's done something there. I think Barbra Streisand has done something there. Do I now? No. I got ... They told me that I couldn't invite anybody in. I'm not going to invite anybody in there because a very stupid, stupid girl from the south, from Tennessee, that has a tooth missing in the front of her mouth that was seeing this rock star I know asked me for a drug and embarrassed me and made it sound like I was offering her one and they told me it screwed up my relationship. How'd you get the name Karen Centerfold? Was it J.A. from Green Ball, Alabama? I got the name ... Hey, that's an important question. If I can have some silence on the set, if I can have some silence on the set, I can answer that question. Silence on the set? Jeremy, be quiet. Oh, sorry. Silence on the set, please. I think she was talking to me. I'm sorry. You're okay, Jeremy. Karen, how did you get the name Karen Centerfold? I got the name Karen Centerfold by signing magazines and ... We're on breaks. We should be going to ... Hey, wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute. I'm not able to answer the question, so forget the question, man. Go on to the next one. Yeah. We fucked it. I'm sorry I fucked it. Yeah, you did fuck it up. But tell us about Ron Jeremy. You were hanging out with Ron Jeremy? Last time I saw him was last year. He was walking me down Broadway in Santa Monica. I offered him free liposuction through Craigslist because he needed it. He turned it down because he's older and Jews ... A lot of Jewish people don't do that. He was really nice. Have you ever seen his dick? Oh, yeah. Was he circumcised? Have you ever touched his dick? Oh, definitely. What have you done with his dick? Did he have any tattoos? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Did he ever touch his dick? Oh, yeah. Was he circumcised? Have you ever touched his dick? Definitely. What have you done with his dick? Did he ever get any tattoos? No tattoos that I know of. Alright. Well, we're gonna get back to that. We're gonna take a break right now. Are we taking a break? Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna play a couple of songs. Alright, folks. And we'll be right back with Karen Centerfold. Woo! We did it! I can't forget about it Because tomorrow is just Another shitty day All of the prices I can take Best to all the spend to save me It's just Another shitty day All of the prices I can take Best to all the spend to save me Slip and slip, that's what I'm saying That's better, yeah Secrets, they touch anywhere Tomorrow is just Another shitty day All of the surprises I can take Best to all the spend to save me It's just Another shitty day All of the prices I can take Best to all the spend to save me Slip and slip, that's what I'm saying That's better, yeah Secrets, they touch anywhere All of the prices I can take Best to all the spend to save me It's just Tomorrow is just Another shitty day All of the prices I can take Best to all the spend to save me It's just Another shitty day All of the prices I can take Best to all the spend to save me Another shitty day All of the prices I can take It's just All of the prices I can take I don't know if you're going to hit me or not. I don't know if you're going to hit me or not. I don't know if you're going to hit me or not. I don't know if you're going to hit me or not. I find it good. It's on you. I'm not doing it, bro. I'm not trying to do it. I'm not doing it, bro. I'm not trying to do it. Oh, I can see the screen. Oh, I can see the screen. I just paid you $12. The last $12 in my wallet. I didn't have any money and now I give you a woman. Now you're getting a woman and then you're coming with me. Hey, hello. Stop. If we can't... Alright. Alright. We'll move to the next one. Who's this guy? This is the video guy? We'll go with him. We'll go with him. We'll go with him. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Please don't go to the dead side of town again. You may not return with all your land. In the parking lot. She pulled out the gun. Oh, oh, oh. In the parking lot. In the parking lot. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. With the rocks and bats and bugs and slugs. In the parking lot. Oh, oh, oh. She pulled out the gun. Oh, oh, oh. In the parking lot. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. In the parking lot. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. guitar solo Where have you been? I've been waiting forever and ever I hold up In an underground facility For head guns and hand grenades In the parking lot She pulled out the gun In the parking lot In the parking lot Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa We'll be fine. All right, all right. Oh, man, how did you like that? That was cool. If you listen real close, you heard Karen Centerfold playing a tambourine in the background on that one. You know what? Yeah, Karen Centerfold's playing. You know what? We're getting our fucking asses beat mentally by Karen Centerfold, and I've neglected to tell you the songs that we played. That's called Four Playgrounds. Right there you just heard Manhattan Murder Mystery with the parking lot and before then was Blood Hook. Track number three, which I didn't know the name of the song but I thought it was cool so I just put it on there. Before that you heard the Mormons with the work-related mucus plug that about an hour ago. And we opened up the set with music from the Bad Dudes and Zombie. So anyway, we're going to get back to the show. We have Karen Centerfold in studio on the More Music Radio pod. Karen, you need to call her. Oh, really? Hi, what's your name? My name's Kitty. Oh, hi Kitty. How are you doing tonight? I'm alright, how are you? I'm fine. I'm also bisexual. So you don't want to get down with Karen Centerfold? Yeah, what do you look like? Well, my friends there know what I look like. Okay. Oh, so you don't want to tell me what you look like? Why don't you tell me what I look like? Sure, what do you look like? Let's see. I'm kind of short. Oh, would you let her talk? Let her talk. What do you look like, Kitty? Darling? I'm dark because I'm Mexican. Ooh. I look like I'm Filipino. So you're cute, right? Yeah. Do you look like any... Yeah, I'm cute. Karen's taking off her top right now. Do you look like any movie actress? Or something like that? Getting what? Do you look like a movie actress, a Latin movie actress of any kind, or a singer of any kind? Let me see. I don't think so. Oh, you don't? Oh, maybe... No. Maybe like a chubbier Vanessa Melindo because she's like Filipino or whatever she is. What do you want to ask Karen Centerfold now that you have her here? I would say... Ask her like what advice she would give for people that say that what she's doing, you know, negatively influences women. What do you think? Do you think she's doing anything wrong or are you just like assuming other people's perception? Assuming other people's perception because like I know what I would say, but that's someone that's actually doing it. So, you know, I'd rather hear it from someone that's actually like doing it. You know what I'm saying? When you say doing it, what do you mean? Illegalizing prostitution, but I'm not a prostitute. Oh, I'm not a prostitute. I'm not a prostitute. I'm saying that as an example. So I'm saying like I don't do what you do, but I'm like all for it. So that's what I'm saying. Like what do you say like when people... Or do people like... Karen, I think what she's saying is she's wondering if you feel like the adult industry demoralizes women. Some adult filmmakers do demoralize women, but most of them don't. And, you know, I have met adult filmmakers that have hired girls to have sex with dogs and donkeys in Brazil. And films like that should be illegal. I have met filmmakers in Europe. I've met filmmakers that have actresses that have sex with boys that are only seven, you know, to sell them illegally on the side, you know, and it's terrible. But that's not where I'm at. You know, it's like I'm not a porn actress, but I've done adult provocative sexy movies and sex movies. And there is a difference, you know, like I'd say the films I've done are a lot classier and a lot more, you know, rambunctious. How many porno films have you done? I just said I don't really do porn films. I do sex movies. In other words, here's the answer. How we're in a band, but we're not musicians? What she's saying is, what Kitty's asking is, like, do you demoralize yourself on these films? No, because see, Kitty, I'm like a good looking, older, blonde, you know, long blonde hair, white, very busty, small waist, long legs. And I see younger men. I see men that are as young as 18, 19, 20. And I like do them in cougar movies. Like I've done cougar movies and it helps older women. Like when you get older, it shows you that, you know, you can find a guy that's younger if you want to date a guy that's younger. And you make it, you have an affair with one and it's a big thrill if you're not having a great time with your husband or your boyfriend or whatever. When did you lose your virginity? Probably when I was 10. Tell us about that. Who'd you lose your virginity to? I probably lost my virginity to a sailor up in San Francisco when I was visiting San Francisco and my sister who took me was busy. Did you only have one eye? No, it wasn't Popeye. Forget it, Patrick. Patrick, I like your new album, Patrick. You had sex with Popeye? No, no, no. So how did that happen? How old were you? About, I think maybe... 12, 13, something like that. And how old was he? 20. Wow. Mm-hmm. So do you feel that you were taken advantage of, though? No, because I was willing, you know? I wanted to do my first time, you know? So at that age, you were like really ready and sexual and stuff? Yeah. So if the legal consent were younger, would you do a younger guy, like 16? No, he'd have to be 18, 19, 20. So I'd still have to wait like two years. Oh, definitely. So you go to Europe. Yeah, that's great. Totally. So what was that like, though? I mean, what did you think? You're 12 years old, and a 20-year-old man is on top of you. I think I was 13. Did you initiate it, or did he initiate it? I did. He did. You know, he definitely did. Where was it at? I mean, how does a 20-year-old... It was on a stairway. It was on like a stairway. At your house or his house? No, above a bar, you know? Was it Robert Plant? Oh, no. But I wish. Oh, if it... I wish. Go on. Who was the most famous person that you had sex with? Kurt Russell. Long time ago. I mean, he did me while I was driving my car. How did that happen? I met him at a record store on Wilshire Boulevard in L.A. Kurt Russell? Kurt Russell? Yep. How did... Wait a second. So you're driving the car. I'm trying to picture this in my head. You're driving the car, and... Turn that shit off, man. You're driving the car, and how does he have... How does he have sex with you while you're... While you're driving? I'm driving, and he puts his mouth in between my legs. Oh, okay. Did you have full penetration with him after? Oh, come on. I don't want to answer that question. Well, you already said that his mouth was in between your 12... You weren't 12 years old back then, but you said his mouth was... Were you 12 years old back then? No, no. Jeez, okay. So Kurt Russell. So how long did you have a relationship with Kurt Russell? Was it just a one shot? I met him that night, and I've seen him around. You know, that's it. I have a question. What era Kurt Russell was? Was it Jungle Boy, Gilligan's Island, or was it... Oh, no. It was more like... It was more like, you know, I guess the time he was making Silkwood with Cher and Meryl Streep. So 80s? He was with Goldie Hawn back then, though, right? He still is. Still is, I think. She got upset. Is she, like, cool with that? No, but I don't care. Do you know anything about that? I don't care. Have you ever met her? No. Maybe that's how you explain overboard, like, the script to her. Next question. No, it's totally amnesia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, this... Okay. Oh, so, okay. So, Kurt Russell, who else did you mention? All kinds of people, you know? Does it make any difference? Yeah, of course it does. I mean, Kurt Russell, we want some names. We want to know it now. Now, I'm going to start pounding the table. Oh, Scott Saxon, The Seeds. He was great. And he just passed away. He did. In 2008. When was the last time you talked to him? 2008. He asked me to go to Texas with him. I said, no, don't go to Texas. He said, but I get to stay free, room, and board. I said, who... What... Do you... Do you care about that? Texas is a bummer state. It's full of nothing but bad luck. We lost Jack Kennedy there. And, like, not everybody from Texas... Texas is totally cool. When we went there, we went to jail. Let me answer the question. Hey, Dan, let me answer the question. You're going to ruin my punchline. Aren't you interested that we went to jail in Texas? Oh, you did not. Yeah, we did. Oh, you did. Mm-hmm. Oh, you did. Yeah. What was that for? You got a girl pregnant? They didn't have shit on us. That would actually be a good... ESPA, whatchamacallit, you know? We can go to South by Southwest. South by Southwest, yeah. If you went to jail with us, you would have got to watch me take a shit. Which way did we go? It would have been awesome. We went the wrong way. If you're ever going to be driving into Texas... Yeah, don't take the 10. Don't take the 10 into El Paso. You want to go north, and you want to go around the Border Patrol because they have dogs there that get all excited when certain people pass by. I tell everybody to avoid Texas. I'm not saying everybody from Texas is... Terrible, but it's bad luck. No, no, I agree. And hillbillies and shit kickers and ignorant boys wearing and bearing the Confederacy symbol of hatred. It's just they're not anybody to play around with. They're losers. And I encourage most people to stay out of Texas. Nothing but bad luck and bummers happen there. I mean, Matt Teardrop... They got cool hats, but they suck. You're right. Matt Teardrop just got back from... Tim Gatlin. I know. Matt Teardrop of Manhattan Murder Mystery just got back from Texas. He did... All right there, but he's from the South. He knows it. But I've encountered all these people that had bummer things happen to them, and I thought something would happen to Sky Saxon there. I met him so long ago, and something did. He died of a heart attack, probably because he got burnt out from taking too much acid, and because he... Some of these people would beat him up and try and take advantage of him, and they did, you know, and he died. And he was like, what? 74. I did the album Adrenaline with him on The Seeds, and I did a great show with him on... What'd you do on the album? I did the song No Escape, the female version of it, with him. And that's on the album Adrenaline with The Seeds. And I also did six of his songs at Rusty's. 2002 at Rusty's on the Santa Monica Pier in Santa Monica. You know a lot of people. Is there anybody that really burned you, that you really don't even want to think about? Sure, let me tell you who. I met David Cassidy of the Partridge family, and in person... Where'd you meet him at? I met him at the... I met him... Oh, I can't answer this question. They're opening their mouths. They're not letting me answer the question. Yeah, just keep going. I met David at the Yamashiro on Sunset Boulevard, and I felt sorry for him, because he had short hair, and David Cassidy did not look anything in person like he did on that show, The Partridge Family. So he was rude to you, or...? No, no. He came up to my place, and I felt sorry for him, because all these girls are fighting him for his money, and because... And he's fighting them for sex. I just decided to give him some and let him go. I just decided to give him some and let him go, and it never... And he left, you know? And that was all right with me, because I pitied him. He's like... He has to live with himself, and... It sounds like he did something to, like, insult you. No, he didn't. He didn't insult me. He resented life a lot, though, and I knew that when I met him. Can we stop talking about all these celebrities? Who's the biggest asshole that you ever worked with in your career? I can't... Or second biggest assholes, because I don't want... You know, because there's us, too. Let me see. The 16s from San Francisco. They... Nick of the 16s, like, I wanted to film them on my show, the Raw Talent Show. Who are they? I never heard of them. A punk band from San... Electronic punk band from San Francisco. I tried to film them. They couldn't be filmed. They had too many personal problems, and I didn't do a good job on them at all. Okay? Well, we have a couple songs we're going to play. We're going to go into another break, and we'll be back with more Music Radio Pod with Karen Centerfold. All right, folks. Yeah! Hi, this is Jim Schwader. You're listening to the More Music Radio Program on Skin Brown.LA. You know we rock the Ness and the stand-ups, too, but that ain't giving us the money, fool, so I spend a day or two learning the rules. I know lots of the rules, yo-ho. It takes to make it big as I break it. I roll sevens all day, because I can cock the dice with one squeeze. Still don't want a tip? Bitch, please, double down on 12. But all is well, because I can count six decks with one brain cell. Yeah, give me that fucking nine, you bitch. There I'm making C-rides. Yo, back, and you can see that fucking deck you have, motherfucker. I'm a gambling fool, and I drink free booze, but I play the penny slots, and I always lose. Bitch, I sold my shoes for a cigarette. I'm chock full of addictions that I can't seem to intercept. I'm in debt with a capital D. I suppose you can guess what's going to happen to me. Best we get that double-down residency. Playing every Sunday morning till he's 73. But fuck that. I need some quick cash. I got that first two sevens, but the last was a mismatch. But now I'm back in the hole. But that's okay, because I'm about to go smoke a bowl. High rollers at the casino must think I'm a wacko, because I'm squigging, talking vodka, rolling top tobacco. The way I'm going, I'ma never get paid. Maybe there a man can teach my ass some tricks of the trade, bitch. Yo, please, if I can go, I'm in touch. And we don't need social media. I'm a gambling fool, and I'm a bad guy. I'm a gambling fool, and I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. When we was in Vegas, they raped us And didn't even bother to bust out the loo Losing my shit at crafts, I snapped I turned to find security and I found my fucking hands Out the door, back on the strip We slipped in the next casino on a bad luck trip The dealer threw my cards, let me shrink in my stacks Clubbed me in the head with his 21 blackjacks I had to regroup, I had to recoup I did a line of cooking, got repeatedly duped I was caught in a bad dream, it seemed I couldn't do a thing without getting my ass reamed How much worse could it get? I doubled up my bets I'm falling further and further in motherfucking debt I got fucked so hard that I still walk funny Nevada ran at night, earned 8-bit money Blackjack and lock when it sure be coffin I flip my chips, black flip with a Dawson I went so often, they trying to fly Black flip with a fly, flip a flip with a fly I cash in my chips Then I go get high I spread my wings and then I try to fly Peanuts, pockets, pickles, batches Come over here and scratch my snatches The soft fix comes off the ice Then they are too fucking slimed Pacey Force is a nice love But the wires get long inside Drinking is apparently enough But it's so cold, so make sure Locked up here, so left out, so out of the box I'm a blackface And you know I must rip or fix To gamble long and never lose Play the nickel slots for twos When you win a G4 war Then it's time to look You can't go too far We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Cougar Films? Cougar Films. She does Cougar Films. What is your question tonight? Oh, I just wanted to say I'm a big fan. Your work has gotten me through really bumpy divorce. Are you manipulating yourself right now? I'm trying to listen to your question. These guys are interrupting me. Let me interview this guy, Karen. God damn it. Which I prefer for you to let him ask me the question. What is your question tonight? Let's do this. No, I'm really, I'm just what you would call a first-time listener, long-time caller. And I just want you to know that when I was going through my divorce, we were married for three years. That's me on the line right here. Oh, hi. We're friends now. We're friends. Yeah, we're still friends. No bad blood. Okay. What's the other caller's name? What was your divorce about? What was your divorce about? What was your divorce about? Why did you divorce? I'm really small. Okay. Well, you know what? It's not really, it's not, I mean, I like a guy that's medium, but it's not really the size that counts. The emotions count a great deal. And if you really think size is that important, you can take Viagra or Extends to feel better and actually use a dildo device that makes you bigger in the intercourse. What? What? I'm actually like, I'm pretty big down there, but I'm actually a dwarf. Oh, that's okay. I dated Woody Allen in New York. I mean, like, in this Cougar movie. You dated Woody Allen? A long time ago at Elaine's restaurant in Manhattan. Does he have a medium-sized one? Oh, I didn't find out. I just had a date with him. Listen, like, don't feel embarrassed about your size because Napoleon was not very tall. He was kind of short. So. So. So was Genghis Khan. So was Hitler. So was Napoleon. So, you know, I mean, don't be embarrassed about that. What's your ex-wife's name? Hi. I'm right here. Hi. Well, hi. What's your name? Isiard. Hi, Isiard. Is that French? Swahili. Well, it's French Basque, you know. Oh, French Basque. I love that. Okay. So what's your question tonight? Oh, no, no. I'm just on the line to give him moral support. Oh, well, he should. How tall is he? He's 3.9. He's what? That sounds European. What is his height and weight? Height and weight, 3.9, 2.90. Is his cock medium size? And how tall are you? I'm 5'1". Oh, my God. Well, you sound like a really beautiful couple. And maybe I could invite you to be in the studio audience here on Skid Row Radio Los Angeles. It's good talking to you. Thanks. Thanks for helping us through our hard times. Oh, sure. Have a good night. Thank you for calling up. Thank you for calling. Isiard, aren't you a famous psychic? Oh, yeah. I like your green boots. Bye. Oh, thank you. Talk to you later. Karen does have green boots. That's fucking creepy. The fucking hairs on my neck are standing up right now. I know. How does she know that? Represents the... Oh, she was psychic. Are you psychic? Represents the marijuana thing. What do you think about that? Oh, totally, man. It's a good thing. Totally. Okay. Next caller. That's it. Oh, yeah. Hi. I just wanted to call to talk to Karen Centerfold for a second. Yes. And what is your name? I wanted to know, would you like to have sex with Cindy and Jeremy? I would love to have a three-way with them. Because... I met her in the elevator. She's hot looking. Karen, I've never had a three-way. I've never had a three-way before. Well, I'll get you ready for it. You know, what the caller's talking about, that's Jeremy and... Jeremy, say hello, Jeremy. Hey. That's Jeremy and his woman, Cindy. Like, we met her in the lobby, and I could tell that Karen was kind of turned on. Right. Really? Do you want to have sex with her? What do you want? Oh, totally. What would you do to him? Totally. Tell me how it would work, Karen. I would HIV test both of you, strip you down, do massages on you, and I would do oral on The HIV test? Do you have, like, a kit that, you know, you just bust it out and... I have two tests. How long does it take? It takes, like, hours, but it works, you know? Blood tests, all that. I would have a nurse come up and take a blood test on you, too. Jeremy could be dead in hours. That's no good. No, he looks... They both look good. Very healthy. What kind of... I mean, are you imagining in your head, like, how you would set the mood? Like, how would you set the mood? Like, Jeremy's here. His girlfriend is downstairs, you know? Right. Let's say we're all leaving, and you get left behind. How would you set the mood? I'd go down on him, and I would play with her ass, you know? French kiss her. She likes that. Get him ready while he's laying down, and then I would get on top of him and ride the pony. Works like that, you know? That sounds great. Oh, totally, man. I'd have him spread my cheeks. I think we could make that happen. I'd have him spread my cheeks while I'm riding him, and see if I... And French kiss her at the same time, go down on her, and... What kind of stuff would you say to him, though? Because you have to... You have to make him get into it. I'd tell him to be obedient. How would you do it? How would you command them? Like, you would set them up? Who would you go down on first? I would tell him to hold still while I do the hopping, you know? So when you go down on people, do you have a good technique? Like, what's your technique? A lot of gun oil on him, and... Gun oil? Isn't that kind of corrosive? And my tight... Muscle control, you know, that kind of thing. You do kegels? No, but what's the next question? Well, speaking of, like, exercises and stuff, I mean, how do you keep in such great shape? You were talking about how your genetics... I go to 24-hour fitness. You have... What kind of genetics do you have? Are you sure? It looks like you go to 36-hour fitness, because goddamn. My mom was from Nebraska. I can't answer the question. Let me answer the question. What? I'm trying to give you a compliment. Oh, thank you. You're so sick. So let me answer the question. Thanks, Dan. I work out at 24-hour fitness. My parents were very blessed. My mother was from Nebraska. My father was from Scotland. They were genetically blessed, and here I am. You know, and I work out twice, three times a week, and diet around the clock. Do a lot of health things, and I consume a lot of pomegranate tea. I'm not trying to imply that you're racist, but are you Aryan? Because you're, like, blonde hair, and, like... She has Nordic features. I mean, are you asking me, am I white? Yes. Yes. No, no, because I have other friends that are... Did anybody ask me, am I a part of the Aryan nation? No, I didn't say that. All Aryan means is Caucasian. I didn't say Negro. I've always used the word racist. You said you had a speech in UCLA, and they got upset. I said black. I didn't say Negro. You know the way you're using the word Negro? You're also very chicken shit. I'm straight-laced the way you're using that word, and I don't care. Because I said Negro. If you want to use that word, you go ahead. I come from Oakland. I don't use that word. I was born and raised in Oakland, California, northern California. We're ignorant. Right next to San Francisco. It's not your fault. You're not ignorant. Black cocks in her ass, doubles penetration. I know you're down. It's all right. I'm blowing my eardrums out. I have better results. I have better results. I have better results with Caucasians, but I'm good with blacks, too. What's the best race to have sex? For me, whites. Yeah? My boyfriend's white, but blacks are good, too. But I like whites more. Who has the bigger ding-dongs? Mostly blacks, but whites do, too, sometimes. Is it about length or just girth? It's about how they use it. Okay, so let's say it's Jeremy's turn to be commanded in the scenario when you're having sex with Cindy and Jeremy. I would tie Jeremy down. Can we go on to the next question? No. Sorry, we're just having fun. Are you here to rip me off? No, we love you. Fine, then go on to the next question. Yes. The next question would be, Karen, how do you feel as a human being? How do you feel about your human beings that are around you? Do you love them or like them? Are they okay? Most human beings, Patrick, want to screw up this world because they are that stupid, you know? And you have to watch. You're not letting me answer this. That's the question. And you see, most people in this world are very straight-laced, narrow-minded, or introverted, or they've been brought up by their parents and families and stupid religious organizations to screw up the world and become a problem in it and hurt other people. And those are the types of people. They're mostly Republicans. And you want to stay away from them. And you want to be with the left-wing Democratic people because that is the only way you are going to win in this world. And especially in this culture. And if you really want to get ahead with your band that you're in, you're not letting me answer your question. Just shut up for once tonight and let me answer the question. And if you really want to get somewhere with your band, well, it takes you being more organized and more a style artist. Like the way you're singing, like Iggy Pop was when he started out because he was great when he started out. Did you see Iggy Pop on American Idol tonight? I met him when I was 17. Dude, that totally happened. That happened like an hour ago. And he looked 200 years old, I know. No, he looked like 10 years old. I want to have sex with that little boy. Oh, no, you don't. But the thing is, you're talking about the Republican Party and that you should be more Democratic, like in the Democratic Party. But aren't they paid by the same corporations, though? I mean, isn't it just a big bullshit scheme? Sure they are. Sure they are, Vince. But if you want to listen to me. Let's destroy both parties right now. Vince. Let's destroy both parties right now. Let's destroy both parties right now. Vince, if you want to prosper in this world, you're going to listen to me because I'm a real libertarian left-wing Democrat. Let's destroy them. And if you want to fail, you get it down on your two Mexican knees and kiss the ass of every Republican in this world. I don't want you to fail. I want you to make it. So listen to me more. I just gave a white lady my last 12 bucks in my wallet. Yeah, you did. But you see, you know how to raise money with your job like it's going to be. You're going out of style. What's your next question? Well, you know, actually, we're going to jump into the last couple of songs and we're going to wrap up the show. Oh, okay. So, Karen, it was a pleasure. Oh, no, we're not done, are we? We're going to say our goodbyes after this. Oh, we can't. Yeah, well, you know, we're going to play two more shows. I mean, it is. Two more songs? Yeah, we're going to play two more songs. Thank you, Karen. And we're going to come back and we're going to wrap up the interview. All right, great. And do we have enough questions? Because I'd like to say some awesome things. About the Mormons. All right, cool. We'll come back with that. So, real quick, before we hit those songs, just a real quick plug. Skidrowstudios.com. Check out the iPhone app. You can download it now. You can stream the show when it's live. We play repeats during the week. And tomorrow night is the LaFrost and Moe show. Tomorrow, the LaFrost and Moe show with the band Expect Violence is going to be in the studio. Awesome, man. And look out for that. Call into the show. Karen might even be here. Who knows? Wow. Karen's going to be a regular here. Karen's going to fuck the shit out of both of you tonight. Nice. And stay tuned, stay tuned for Jeremy. You know, because he'll talk about the three-way I'm going to have with him and his family. You're going to put your tongue in my ass. Yeah, I am. Put cocaine in your vagina. Right. Right. All right, then. So, we're going to play some more music here on the More Music Radio Pod. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Same digiboss, same lonely fucking barstool Where I wash away my memories Hey Mr. Projector, you double up my drink again You are my seat and now my favorite person I know I gotta slow down I'm on a wicked path, alright This isn't what I want This is who I am tonight So light them up, I'll knock them down Mr. Projector, please try not to judge me This is just really who I wanna be Hey Mr. Projector, I hope that you can understand I'm just a fucking soft story Take it away, take it away All the sadness that surrounds me every single fucking day And all the pain Try to remember who I was before we threw it away Same digiboss, same lonely fucking barstool Where I wash away my memories Hey Mr. Projector, you double up my drink again You are my seat and now my favorite person I know I gotta slow down I'm on a wicked path, alright This isn't what I want This is who I am tonight So light them up, I'll knock them down I'll knock them down I'm definitely gonna need some liquid I'm gonna make my way To the social world With all these girls I'll be great And I'll make me a date I've chosen my career Six grand every year I'll get on top of the date If I can only find a way To the social world With all these girls To the social world Coffee's great And I'll make me a date I'm gonna marry the utmost And then I'm gonna buy a house And I'm living on a brand new car And you can see I'm going far You know I went upstairs this afternoon And I thought, this is terrible I'm happy in this house And I said, is there anybody else Speaking of putting a memo to sleep And I said, what's on policy? I think, you know, we all would if you like Because we're not happy I'm on office work today And I can see my yearly pay And I won't have much to say So I'll get on top some way To the social world With all these girls To the social world Coffee's great And I'll make me a date Music Alright, alright And you're listening to Skid Row Radio In downtown Los Angeles Yeah, thank you Karen Welcome back Welcome back Tonight I just want to read off the playlist real quick We got the bad dudes working out things First on Zombie They're actually a new band now They're called Totally Serious Oh yeah I think they're still around We got work related You know what, you want to know something Douchbags called the Mormons You want to know something about Totally Serious Over at my job I worked for like this electrical connector place And I was hanging out smoking a cigarette And this guy walks up to me Looks familiar and he's like Oh hey, I know you, right? And it turns out it's a guy from the bad dudes Totally Serious, the drummer And he like does locks and stuff at my job He's like a locksmith or something like that Anyway, I thought that was pretty interesting to bring up Anyway, go ahead Dan Keyed Vince's back door, in fact Work related mucs plugged by the And I put cocaine in it Stevie Nicks style Work related mucs plugged by some douchebags called the Mormons We got Bloodhook Love them They were, they shared a room with me They shared a room with us for a little bit Manhattan Murder Mystery Love them From Los Angeles I believe Karen did a little time with him Yes 8-Bit Love them That band sucks That band totally sucks There's a guy from my left in that band I like him I don't know why the hell he's in here We went on tour with 8-Bit one time, I like him We got Ninja Academy Full of Filipinos Love them And Mutiny They're always doing good work for Egorock Exactly And we want to give a special thanks to Mike Who did our, he actually did the layout for our More Music Radio Pod logo With a little crazy, go on Skid Row Radio Why you gotta say little? That's not cool dude Well because we had to make it little That's not cool Mike But you know what it's It's Mike's birthday why you gotta say little? It's thick That's not cool It's thick though like a beer can It's kinda fat though, yeah you're right Alright, well anyway That was our music for the night I hope you guys enjoyed it We also had Karen Centerfold here tonight So Karen what do you want to have to say at the end of the show? What I have to say is I want all you left wing democratic rock and roll brothers and sisters to you know if you get a chance show up on Judgment Day May 21st at the Little Joy to see me perform with Da Benny of the Tleilax Music Machine And also you'll see Matt Teardrop of Manhattan Murder Mystery And Haunted Tiger with Jefferson and the Schomburg Knife Fight Ensemble And we will also challenge some of the horrible Christians that will be protesting the show outside on Sunset Boulevard And just to let you know we mentioned Manhattan Murder Mystery They're gonna be in here in a couple weeks on the 21st Next week on the More Music Radio Pod we have Arlo the sound guy from Mr. T Yeah I know him He's a legendary, you know Arlo I do He told me to tell you hello actually I love him I told him that you were gonna have that we were gonna have Karen Centerfold on there and he told me to make it a point that to tell you that Arlo says hello Hey, hey fuck you guys I love Arlo You know what Arlo is incredible you know he didn't mind that when I was performing with the Parkas Greg Gomberg and Nora Keys of the Parkas and John Potty the drummer from the Hags was the drummer in the Parkas Ryan Hopeless of the Phantom Limbs and Lotto Ball who is in Chicago In Chicago right now I actually had sex with him in the audience at Mr. T's Bowl While you were driving? No while I was there at Mr. T's Bowl you know and he didn't mind that and I was kinda surprised I was so out of it you know on Did you reach your big O? Oh practically he Ryan was wonderful you know and I like Mr. T's Bowl it's a dive Do you have an orgasm every time you have sex? No it's usually I have one What does it take to get you off? I just have to use a vibrator quite a bit you know so what's your next question Vince? Well you know I wanted to ask you Karen Why was this show so awesome? Did you have a good time tonight? Pretty good but let's go through all those questions before the time runs out Yeah well we already went through all of them Oh no we didn't Yeah we told her about how many bands you've been in 22,000 and you wanted to tell us about Vitamin X Oh yeah I was in I was in Vitamin X for like from 2001 to 2004 and then it was off and on with other people but the reason I broke up is because my lead guitarist was hooked on heroin and it's not Have you ever done heroin? Never I've never shot up anything intravenously and I really don't recommend it if you think you're gonna get a chance to get somebody to turn you on to heroin forget it folks It's not worth it Nah Yeah I know I've met people that died I really Just say nah I miss Deathy Hun of Death Bread a band that donned Bulls of the Germs was a drummer and Deathy Hun the lead metal singer and guitarist hung himself from a tree because he ran out of money from heroin and he died in 2003 and I miss him a lot so that was sad so Yeah well Well on that high note Yeah well on that high note We would really like to thank Skid Row Studios here That song means that it is the end of the More Music Radio Pod episode number one Love you folks And before we go I want to thank Jeremy for creating and building Skid Row Studios and allowing us a platform to get drunk and smoke cigarettes and talk to Karen Centerfold and a lot of interesting people that are going to be coming up on Skid Row Studios And before we go I want to thank Jeremy for creating and building Skid Row Studios and allowing us a platform to get drunk and smoke cigarettes and talk to Karen Centerfold and a lot of interesting people that are going to be coming up on the More Music Radio Pod And I'm gonna bring them in That's right The stations Are you gonna come in with Manhattan Murder Mystery in a couple weeks? I'm gonna do my best if I'm not with that director in Malibu that ran over my phone that got a little bit too serious you know Is he gonna buy you a new phone? I don't know but I don't know if I I don't know how to deal with him right now he was like out of his mind Well we'll see what happens in the span of a couple weeks maybe you'll get yourself a brand new Android phone I don't know but I don't know if I I don't know how to deal with him right now he was like out of his mind Well we'll see what happens in the span of a couple weeks maybe you'll get yourself a brand new Android phone or an iPhone or something like that I know I know and I hope you think more of me than just my blonde hair and my tits and my firm ass bents because there's a real person behind my face Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah And I know that, Karen, and I want to thank you from the bottom of our heart for being on the More Music Radio Pod and doing such a great show. Everybody, a round of applause for Karen Senderfold on the first More Music Radio Pod show. Everybody, give a round of applause for Vince and Patrick and Dan of the Mormons. I'm clapping for myself right now. Let's give a round of applause to Jeremy and his girlfriend Cindy. I also want to give a round of applause also for Tony, who did the bumpers for the More Music Radio Pod. And I want to thank my bandmates Dan and Patrick for being here and is this the time. Before we go, I want to tell you to hit the Mormons up at Facebook.com slash the Mormons. We're also tweeting at Twitter.com slash the Mormons. And follow the More Music Radio Pod on Twitter at Twitter.com slash More Music Radio. Next week, we have Arlo from Mr. Tease Bowl to come in and talk about Mr. Tease Bowl and talk about Arlo. And what is the name of the Mormons' latest CD? Our latest EP is called The Mormons Forge Ahead. Oh, Forge Ahead. I love it. I love it. On themormons.bandcamp.com. You can buy it there. At Amoeba Records? Well, you know what? We were banned from Amoeba Records for doing our mobile unit. It seems that the really cool hippie music store doesn't like people playing music in front of their music store. Oh, no, they don't. And so they took pictures of us while we did our mobile unit and they banned us like we were just criminals off the street. Oh, well, you know, there's other record places, but they also sell the movie 40 Bands in 80 Minutes that I appear in. Karen said. Centerfold and 40 Bands in 80 Minutes upstairs at Amoeba. And there's other record stores and it's good having all you listeners call in. So next week, don't you forget to call Skid Row Radio here in downtown Los Angeles and talk to me, Karen Centerfold, the perfect 44DD2437 journalist on Channel 36 with Time Warner, which is also done in downtown Los Angeles. Come on, Droma, stretch it out, stretch it out, Droma. Cocaine in the Vagina, Double Penetration, Cobra Movies, Raw Talent Hour. Love you all. Thank you very much for listening to the More Music Radio Pod on skidrow.la. And Max Roach for making this shit sick. All right. Good night.