The Fever band performs live, plus Dylan Minnette calls in from Georgia

All right, everybody. It's the Call Sheet with Keith Coogan. Keith ain't here. As usual. Let me introduce some peeps to you before we tell you where Keith is now. Then I'll introduce our special guests. We actually have guests who braved downtown Los Angeles tonight. Sitting with me is from the movie Holes. He was completely cut out of that. But he works at Universal Studios Hollywood, and he now can hire and fire at will. Ladies and gentlemen, Robert Armour. Thank you. Thank you, John. He's with us tonight. Also with us, the lovely, the talented, great actor. I loved your work in Herbie Goes Bananas. What the hell were you in? I was also cut out of. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, Peter Miller. Yes. Always great to be here with you, Jonathan. Also with us tonight, let me explain, first of all, where Keith is, and then I'll explain our special co-host tonight. Keith, as you know, has been traveling the world, and he has now traveled to Munich, Germany. What? Oh, boy. Yeah. Last Thursday night to see a Justin Bieber concert. Oh. Who wouldn't? Well, but now, apparently, he didn't have the proper documents to bring his cappuccino monkey. Nailed it. Named Kenny, which he's had since he made the flick Cheetah in Africa back in 89. Puss in Buddies. It's a Disney film. You can get it on VHS or beta, maybe. Well, he can't get this monkey past the airport in Germany, so the animal, Kenny the monkey, has to stay with the airport authorities. And now, word is, Keith Fogg with a German, police, and was also put into quarantine with Kenny. No word yet on whether or not he got to see the Bieber concert. Why am I talking like this? On the big show tonight. And also, Stephanie isn't here tonight. Oh. Oh, God. And here's why. We are going to miss her in the last in the distance of the show. You know what? She might as well be here, because she doesn't say anything. Yes, Stephanie is here tonight. Stephanie is still here. Why do you even, you could have just easily played it off. Well, Keith was allowed to make one phone call from his German jail, and asked her to fly to Munich to bail him out. The only thing is, Steph speaks no German and has no Deutschmarks, or money, or Euro. But what we do have is somebody from England. She came all the way from England to be here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Alison Diamond. Welcome, Alison. I do speak German, actually. Hello. I do. Wait, was that German, Rachel? Hello. Ich spreche Deutsch. Oh. Say, Stephanie, welcome back. Yeah, we sent the wrong person is what we're doing. Say, Stephanie. Not that advanced. Oh. Not that advanced. Well, I can say, zwei Bier bitte, which is. Two beers, please. Two beers, please. See, I can translate. Well done. Wow. This has got Wally Pip written all over it. This is the wrong person. This show tonight is not live, because you're listening to a downloader, so obviously you didn't even know it. But we did bring in some homeless people to cheer us on. Let's hear it for the homeless bodies. They love it. They waited all day out there. Waited all day to get into this show tonight. That's actually four homeless people. I also like how they always fade out. I know. Perfectly. Perfectly. Well, you know. Every time. I gave them the signal. I said, it's good. They cut out for us. I want to talk about music for one second. I never mentioned this guy, Jeff Fiorentino, who always does a wonderful job. He was here live. He comes in and he leaves with the intro song to the call sheet. I always mean to mention him, and I never do. And I apologize, Jeff. But he did. He does some great stuff. Let's hear it for the homeless people. And for Jeff Fiorentino. We love him. We love him. We love him. We love him. Boy, our guests tonight are like, what the hell? What have we gotten ourselves into? Let's talk about our guests right now. First, I'd like to introduce a buddy of mine. I did a TV show with him called Men of a Certain Age. Brings a tear to my eye just talking about it. Yep. Because that show was gone way too soon, man. He played Albert. He played Albert. He played Albert. He played Albert. He played Albert. He played Albert. I was his guidance counselor on the show. But I think I had one scene with you. You didn't even know I was on the show, did you? Oh, no. Thank you. What a job you did. And he also has a band. You have a band. I do have a band. The Fever. F-E-A-V-E-R. Don't wear it out. I'm kidding. What are we, in high school? Who gave you that joke? Did you guys forget this stuff in advance? I have a whole book full of them. Hey, guys. We have to say, don't wear it out. And, yeah. Okay. Your mom wears it out. That's what we have to say. I don't know. Brayden Lemasters is with us tonight. Welcome. You have abused that privilege. That is enough. All right. We just lost two. Okay. And one has a gong. Wow. I think Mindy just left. Oh, Mindy's here. Mindy. What up, dude? What's up, Mindy? I got Mindy some gummy worms. She is happy as a clam. Oh, yeah. Mindy, how are we doing so far? You guys are doing great. Yeah. Solid show. All right. All right. Solid. Also with us, two of your bandmates. Cole Preston is here. Damn. Cole is here. Cole plays the drums. That's right. Okay, Peter, stop it. Stop it. Someone take that away from him. I can't control these people. They're out of control. They love these kids. What can I say? Cole, just make sure you kind of talk into that mic. Yep. Thank you. Homeless people. They love you. They love you, Cole. Are you looking at me when you say that? You were looking at Peter when you said that. You would be right. It's the beard. Also with us tonight is Zach Mendenhall. Zach. Wow. And we're missing one. You guys know this is radio, right? We have good faces for radio. Brayden is stretching. He's really tired right now. Oh, no. And where's number four? And Dylan. What happened? Where's Dylan? Dylan Minetti is also in your band. He's too good for us. Yeah, Dylan Minette is actually in Atlanta filming a movie. It's Minette. It's not Minetti? Oh, no. All these years. Oh, no. No one knows the answer, man. He was like, I'm not coming to do your show. Forget it. You can't say my last name. It's okay. You can't say my last name either. What show is he doing out there? Well, he's actually doing a movie called Prisoners playing Hugh Jackman's son. Holy crap. Wow. The Hugh Jackman. So, the Hugh. No, no. The janitor. Oh, his brother. Hank. But, yeah, he's doing that. He should be back soon. And we're going to start doing stuff. Yeah. Nice. Wear it out. That was so hip, John. That was right out. That did not work at all. That did not work at all. That was awkward. Can we start the show over? Okay. So, Brayden. Brayden, that's you. Let's talk a little bit, man. I haven't seen you in like a year and a half or two years. Been too long, man. I think the last time I saw you, I'm not sure. When was the Men of a Certain Age rap party? Because you guys played the party. We did. Wow. That was like, geez, two years ago. I mean, a year ago. I mean, what? Do you know? Two years ago. You guys were babies back then. Two or three years ago. It was crazy. Wow. And you were a baby. You were like really young. How old are you now? 17. Holy crap. You have a driver's license? I do. That usually happens around that time. Are you guys all 17? Not you, Peter. But are you guys 17? I'm 16. And I'm 18. You need to be at least 18 to walk into this building. We had to hide all the syringes. All the, yeah. We did our best to clean the place up. It was more like an obstacle than really just coming into the studio. We actually had to like climb around. And yeah, it was dangerous. Peter doesn't clean up after himself. Exactly. I am a gigantic mess. And now that Stephanie's not dropping bottles of vodka around, we're good. Thank God. Nothing broken. We don't have to worry about glass. It's good. Allison, you're doing what? Luckily, I didn't drink. Yeah, I was going to say. Thank you. And she is not happy about it, folks. She's definitely not happy about it. Mad. Mad. She said mad. Not mom. In English. Hello. Mad. Would you say maybe gives you a fever? It does give me a fever. Do you guys like that? Do you guys like that? I can do this all night long. But it is the fever, not the fever. Oh. Right. No, I'm very curious about that. You know, I just, I mean, I'm sure you probably get asked that question constantly, but. Or never. Is it because of just the generation of texting and just autocorrect and you just, just happened one day? No. Was it like the Beatles? Did you have to put an extra A in? Something. Yeah. Because there is the song, The Fever, I think by the boss, Bruce Springsteen. Yeah. I mean, geez, it's such a weird thing because I came up with that one when I was like 10 or 11 years old. So it's kind of, you know, we have some plans in the works. Like a week ago. So you just couldn't spell. Really? Yeah. That was the biggest problem. And that's just what came out at the time. Okay. Yeah. We're with you. So, you know, it's just kind of, I just kind of put it in there, but you know what? You know, yeah, we kind of like it. I don't know. Brilliant. The best explanation I've ever heard or anything in my life. I mean, I hope your fans are really, they're finally like all these years of just wanting to know and they just, it just burst their bubble. They're just like, there it is. Wow. Brayden, are you guys having a private conversation? What are you talking about? I can hear you. You're in front of the mic. I kind of like it. I mean, Mindy's sleeping. She woke up and she's like, what the hell is that? Are we going to have to separate you three? Maybe. I think we might have to put them on opposite sides of the table. Hey, dude, do you want to leave? Yeah, let's go. I can hear you. I can totally hear you. Robert's blocking the door, man. Trust me. You ain't getting out. I don't wear this beard for nothing. Speaking of Robert. Yes. Now, have you guys heard of the movie Holes? Have you heard of it? Have you heard of it? Which one? The one with Shia LaBeouf. Yes. Okay. Did you know that Robert played Billy Kincaid in that? And he was the bad guy. Derek Dunn. And he was told. Derek Dunn. Derek Dunn. Please, for the love of God, get it right. He was told on the red carpet the night of the premiere that he was cut out of the movie and had to sit through the rest of the thing. Now, being a young actor like yourself, has that ever happened to you? Has anyone ever done that to you? No. You're good. You're that good. Yeah, no, I don't think I've ever. I mean, I've been cut out of scenes, but not actually. Now, the whole performance is gone. No, yeah. I mean, it's insane. So, Robert, how pissed off does that make you right now? Are you going to slap this guy right now? I'm not going to slap him. He's underage, and I know the rules. But he's 18, so. How much work did you have? Forgive me, Cole and Zach, when we did, there was an episode of Men of a Certain Age where I come out and I introduce Dog's best friend. Were you guys both in that scene? I can't even remember. I had to learn my one line that night. I didn't have time to focus. I was in that scene. You were in that scene. Zach was. You, Cole, were in that scene. Yes. Zach, where the hell were you? I was at home or something. I don't know. Okay, Robert, Zach had more screen time than you did, and he wasn't even in the episode. All right? Thanks. Thank you. I don't know how that works. Robert is loving that. And how many lines did you have in Cloud Atlas again? I had, uh, that were. There it is. Here's the funny thing. Robert, I'm still seen in the film. Yes, but I'm on the DVD with lines still. Oh, yeah? All right. Let's see what's happening. Are you in a special feature on that, actually? I am. You are? Let's not find front of the guy. No, I am going to get the collector's edition right after this. There's no collector's edition for Disney's all- Are you kidding me? It's a combo with Cheetah. There's not a Criterion collection of those or anything out there? That is a shame. So, Brayden, I have a few topics here I want to talk about. Yes. What's your favorite color? Now, let's talk about Men of a Certain Age, then we'll get into your band, The Fever. Perfect. F-E-A-V-E-R. Excuse me. Oh, geez. I swear, John, I think every single show, for you people out there that actually download this, go back and listen because I would guarantee that every show, there is at least one of those amazing sounds that come out of John Donahue's mouth. Allison's going to release one in a minute. She's building up a- We're releasing anything. Okay. Oh, boy. Peter, that should be taken away. No, it's the best thing ever. Yeah, before the show tonight, Cole asked for a Fanta. No, Zach. Oh, Zach. Who did, Zach? Oh, you did. You did. My bad. You two look alike from over here. For those of you out there, they do look identical. Identical. Identical. I mean, I swear. We got the 7-Eleven brand of Fanta, so I think it's actually homeless urine. 7-Eleven bottles. It's one of our audience members. It's good. We'll be fine. 7-Eleven urine Fanta. Get a no. I hear Obamacare is good, so. What was it like, Brayden, a man of a certain age working with Ray Ramone? I don't know. I don't know. Now, how'd that audition go? The audition went very well. Obviously. I remember that in the original audition that Albert, my character, actually had a nervous twitch. So when I did the audition, I would always be like, hey, Dad, would you want to go to the, like, I always had to do that. And you're jerking your head back and forth. Oh, yes. Because it is radio, Brayden. I'm jerking my head back and forth for all those people that are listening. Yeah. And. Like a mini seizure. So like a mini seizure, yeah. So it means head bobbing. Yeah. So basically. What's the matter with this kid? Something's wrong with this kid. Nailed it. So basically, yeah, that went really well. And when I started working, they kind of took that out. And. Wait a minute. When you started working, you mean in the, like a pilot? When I started working in the pilot in the show. Yeah. Wow. They took that nervous twitch out. I know how that feels. And. Well, they didn't take his whole performance out, Robert. So, yes. And, but yeah, working with Ray was amazing because he's such a nice guy and like a good mentor. And. He's just an amazing person. As far as a mentor, would he ever take you aside and, you know, talk to you about, you know, you know, in this scene, you know. Try this. Did he ever touch you? I think John is asking. I know. That's where you were going, John. No, it was not, actually. Sick bastard. Go ahead. Basically, no. We would really just kind of talk about it openly right there and just kind of be like. I saw the fights, man. Yeah, he saw the fights. So I saw you guys slapping each other around. I'm like, wow. Brayden is really giving it to Ray today. Because I see you take Ray aside from like, Ray, you really concentrate here. Like, what's going on, man? Yeah. I mean, be in the moment here. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I just kind of did it, you know. And it was really natural because like, I mean, I just kind of, it was like a friend, you know. We just kind of talked back and forth. Like, it wasn't really anything put on or anything. So it was cool. Yeah. Do you think it was like a father-son relationship to a degree? I mean, that kind of mentoring? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I remember the funniest thing. Because it's kind of music related too. The funniest thing I ever said to him was, I don't know if you people listening know who this is. But Julian Casablanca is the singer of The Strokes. I once told Ray Romano that he looks like a cleaned up version of him. That makes sense. So just look up the resemblance. But basically, no, just a funny story I remembered. But basically, he was just an amazing man to work with. Trust me. Yeah. Of course. Sounds like he's dead. I'm sure he's still with us. Yeah. He's around. Ray is awesome. God rest his soul. Ray is awesome. He's definitely instrumental in me getting a part in him. And Mike Royce, who, by the way, 1600 Pen, funny show. Have you watched it? I have. Good. Because he might be listening. You better say yes. It's a very funny show. And yeah, so those guys together, they were amazing. What a great set to be on. Yeah? Really. Really. And all three of you guys worked on Men of a Certain Age. Does that happen? Does that happen? Well, I mean, I was on the series regularly, but he was. Right. Yeah. Yeah. You were regular. You actually had to play in that episode, you guys. Yeah, we played in like a little high school band. You had to play the high school band called Dog's Best Friend. But you had to play bad in that episode, right? Yep. Okay. How was that? How was that playing bad? I mean, because you guys are obviously good. Thank you. Okay. But answer the question. It was, yeah, it was, I mean, what do you guys think, Cole? I mean, it was interesting. You know, I don't know. It was fun. I had a good time. Like, we had some scenes and like just hanging out all day. It was cool. I had a good time. Yeah. It was fun to play that. Those guys are sharing a mic. It's hilarious. Oh, I got to read a text. Who's it? Oh, okay. That's great. Robert's girlfriend is listening. Wait, is this live? Exactly. Are we live? Oh, my gosh. Well, if you can hear us. I don't know. This is the magic of Skid Row Studios. This is the magic. We were told that we were going to be on delay. This happened before. And call in. Why not? What the hell? We're live now. Guys, you got to watch what you're saying. We can't edit this out. Oh, jeez. It might be faintly heard. 1-800-893-9562 to talk to the fever. Just in case. Great Masters. Allison, to ask her some questions about the queen. Being British. This show just took a weird turn suddenly. 1-800-893-9562. No, this happened before. We were actually told before that we were recording it. And then I was like, Keith, we're live. He's like, what? What'd you say? We're live. And he thought he was talking to me. He thought he was talking to me. He thought he was talking to me. He was talking privately to Mindy. He goes, Mindy, are we live? I'm like, we can hear you, Keith. He's like, oh, I guess we are live. Okay. So not even Kooky knew. Kooky Coogan. Kooky Coogan. Kooky, I can't even say it. Okay. What else we got here? You know what I wanted to ask you? You know what I loved working on that show? One of the great reasons that the guest stars that would come in. And Robert Loja, the great Robert Loja came in. Now, you're looking, because you're young. He's been in everything. He played your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather on the show. Now, did he ever take you aside and say, kid, you know, where's the bathroom? No, did he ever take you aside and give you some advice as well? Or, I mean, what was it like working with him? I'm not even sure he left the chair he was sitting in, but. He might still be there. No, he's still there. No, he's. He spit on your shoe. He was really, he was really an interesting man to work with, because he's really, like, he has a lot of knowledge, you know? Oh, yeah. It was really cool talking to him and playing him, playing my grandfather was really cool. And. You know he was in Psycho 2, right? Now I do. Okay. John is just a encyclopedia. Oh, wow. Good job. Braden and I, being such a young lad, he hasn't seen a lot of horror movies, or at least he hadn't at the time. In fact, tonight I brought him a DVD copy because I had the Blu-ray and I was going to throw it away anyway. No, I have a copy of Christine, which you should see. It's John Carpenter. It's awesome. At least I think it is. Okay. And we used to talk horror movies all the time. All the time. And so I would give you like a stack of my DVDs to take to your parties and you guys probably, did I not introduce you to what? The Lost Boys? Yes. And The Thing. The Thing. Another John Carpenter, same director. Yes. And Ash and the Evil Dead. Oh my God. I love it. You're going to see the remake? Yes. And I was going to see if we were still, everybody's still going to go. Big party. Evil Dead party. Because I hear it's great. I would love to. Allison, you're going to go? Evil Dead? Yes, of course. Allison loves horror movies. When does it come out? Friday. Friday. Everyone asks me that. Does it really come out Friday? Wow, awesome. Yeah. I gotta go. I would love to go see that. We should set it up. I hear really great things about it. Oh, cool. Have you watched a lot of horror movies that I recommended to you since? In the last year and a half? You've had a year and a half. Refresh my memory of which ones you recommended? I don't even know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I don't even know. He's just humoring you at this point. Really? I'm not even sure. Probably not actually. That's great. You know, I watched a lot of Halloween movies. Yeah, those are awesome. Those are amazing. Okay. My question to you is, I gave you a copy of At the Wrap Party. One of the two seasons I gave you Raiders of the Lost Ark on DVD. You started to watch it and you never finished it. Wow. I did not. He's got a sad story. He's kids these days. I'm going to say it because it's whatever. I was watching Raiders and my grandma's dog died while I was watching it. And I was so excited to watch it, but then I never got back to it. Did it happen in front of you? In Ohio. Oh. So, no. Okay. You just got the call. Got the call. All right. No, I get it. You saw the dog shot down right in front of your eyes. It was right there. I don't know. Could have had a seizure or something. No. That's why I didn't bring you Cujo tonight. Bring back some memories. You should go back and finish it. I should actually, yeah. Wow. Look at your resume, man. This is awesome. You should see Robert's resume. It's like IMDB. It doesn't even bother. Can I say, are you all three actors? No. No? No. Just me. But your drummer is an actor as well? No. The other guitar player and singer. Oh, the other guitar player. I'm sorry. You're the drummer. Pardon me. Yes. But you were in Men of a Certain Age. Yeah, for one episode. Okay. So, you're on the guitar. That's so typical. He got an Academy Award, actually, for his performance. That's amazing. Well, does that... For a television series. Yes. That's so bizarre. It's so rare that they do that. But it was that good. That they're just like... They said it was an Academy Award. The Oscars have taken over. Why not? Why not? Oh, God. Good times. I haven't seen it yet. I'm waiting till you finish Raiders. But Christmas Story 2, you played Ralph Parker. Yeah. Now, what was that like? Had you seen the original before you started that? No. Okay. No. Geez, you're killing me. But no, that was interesting to work on, actually. I mean, working with Brian Levant, a bunch of great people, Daniel Stern and stuff. Yeah, Daniel Stern, man. Home Alone. Yeah, he was an amazing man to work with. He was really fun. But it was very interesting. It was my first role where the director wanted me really theatrical and really... It was kind of a weird transition because I'm usually really just like, hey, how you doing? Chill, kind of normal. And then he wanted me all pizzazz, you know? Because it's like a... Jazz hands. Jazz hands. So it was kind of an interesting, cool thing to play. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. What's the reaction been like to that? Pretty good? You know... There's a lot of fans of that movie. There are. I mean, I'd say pretty well, you know? Yeah. Okay. And you were on... I'm looking at this and my jaw drops. I need your agent. Six feet under. You were very young. You were what, nine? Yes. Okay. And in the episode, Eat a Peach. Yeah, that was actually the first television series I got, actually. Yeah? Yeah. And... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And James Cromwell, he's actually in Betrayal, the ABC show I got. Oh, wow. So he's like... Oh, yeah, because you're doing a new show called Betrayal. I am, yeah. You're probably going to get to that in a second, huh? Well, I didn't... Beat you to it. Whoa. Well, I was... You don't let me segue, apparently. So that was cool. Yeah. But you worked with... Did you have any scenes with Michael C. Hall, a.k.a. Dexter? I did not. That would have been amazing. Yeah. But you did get to work with Robert Loja. You don't even care. Robert Loja. I'm kidding. You've done Criminal Minds, ER. Mm-hmm. Gosh, look at this thing. This goes on... My printer ran out of ink. Grey's Anatomy and... Man, this goes on Law & Order, E-Line. And how come we have not seen you yet in a tabloid yet? Yeah. That's what's upsetting me. Good job. With a resume like yours. Yeah. Exactly. I mean, I would expect you should be drunk in a parking lot somewhere, running through a Poland airport with your shirt off. I mean, something. I mean, you guys are just way too good. And I think that might help. You know, maybe that'll help you. It might help the image of the band. You guys don't know. Maybe you should cause a little bit more damage, you know, and that will put you... You know what? Why not? Why not? Mom's in the other room going... Real quick. No, no, no, no. How do we do a shout-out to mom and dad in the... Your mom and dad are out in the outer lobby. You just kind of... Yeah, my mom and dad are out. Just to make sure everything is completely... Mom and dad are here. Yes. They wanted to come. I drove. Okay. I drove. I drove, all right. Yes. Real quick. Real quick. Real quick. But we'll talk about... You are not going downtown, young man. Maybe we won't talk. We'll wait till Peter's... Is it good, Peter? No, I'm not good. What's in your drink tonight, pal? Absolutely nothing. All right. Because you finished it. Pretty much. Let's talk about this betrayal real quick. You're working with E.T.'s Henry Thomas. I am. He's such... Is he cool? He's so nice. We actually... The funniest story ever is we hung out with him, me and my sister on the show. We actually went to the Navy Pier in Chicago because it films in Chicago. And we went with him. And we just got lost. There's supposed to be so much great things you can do. And I'm like... Dylan call me because he loves Chicago. He's like, dude, you love Navy Pier? I was like, there was nothing there because we just got lost. We're like in alley. It was strange. You haven't been downtown. When do you leave the studio tonight? You get lost there when you see these alleys. Yeah. Let's get on to your band. I'm going to go with it. Let's get on to your band. Please. Have you always played music? First of all, I've always played music. For as long as I can remember. I mean, I definitely enjoyed music. And then I started playing. So... Yeah. When I was about seven, eight, nine, ten. A couple of years ago. Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah. Do you write your own stuff? Yeah, we do write our own stuff. We all kind of get in a room together and just write songs and make sure... Oh, because I thought you wrote the bulk of the songs, at least at the time. Oh, I mean, at the time. But, you know, it's more of a collaborative effort now. Definitely. A hundred percent. We all kind of bring our own ideas that are amazing. I mean, Cole, Zach, Dylan and me are all fantastic in our own right, you know? Mm-hmm. So, yeah, that was just before. Mm-hmm. And now our new song's kind of all... What's your new song? Well, like all of them we play now. Like, geez, you know... Oh, I thought you had a specific. Because if I wrote a song, it'd be once every five years. Oh, no. We have, like, geez, I don't know, a ton of songs. Like 15 new or more. Well, way more, actually. Yeah. But 15 that we, like, like playing live and stuff or maybe stuff like that. Yeah. And you guys have played some great venues here. Jesus, this is a lot. This is a lot of gas and coke. Yes. Wow. Wow. So, at least it's coming up this end. So, and scene. You played at the Whiskey A Go-Go. Oh, gosh. That's a little late on that one. You had to find the right button. I had to. It was fumbling. You're always fumbling. Allison, move closer to me. You're too close to Peter. That's good radio. Wow. You played at the Whiskey A Go-Go. You played the Roxy. Yes. Nice. You played... Where else have you played? Universal Amphitheater, right? We played City of the Wild. City Walk. Yeah. And you were at the Canyon Club. Were you with the Empathy? I mean, it wasn't the Empathy. It was the City Walk. The Five Towers. Yes, that's right. And we played... We won the 987 Rockstar Competition at the Key Club. The Canyon Club. Out of how many bands? Out of how many bands? About... 150. It was like 150 grown-up LA bands. Wow. Because we were like 13 at the time. Yeah. That's awesome. So, that was pretty cool. We have a call. We have a call. Hey, caller. Who's calling? My name's Jessica. Jessica? Your name is Jessica, huh? Where are you calling from, Jessica? My name's Dylan. I know it. Dylan. Whoa. It sounded like Stephanie. I thought it was Stephanie calling. Dylan Manette's in the building. Calling from Germany. Dylan, what's going on, man? All these years I've been pronouncing your name, and probably spelling it wrong, too. It's not Manette-y. It's Manette. Yes, Manette. That's why you wouldn't come on the show. Dylan, where are you calling from, man? I am calling from... Stone Mountain, Georgia. Wow. And you have reception? You know, surprisingly, I'm in the only room in the hotel that has reception. That's funny. I'm dead serious. What's up, everybody? How's it going? Cool. Cole cannot hear a word because he doesn't have a headset. It's really funny. It's like, he's... I don't know. Dylan, I miss you. How are you doing, Dylan? Cole doesn't have a headset? Nope. We ran out because Robert needed one. Wait. Do you want to talk to Cole? I'm doing the sets. I'm doing the sets. Which sets? We're sharing equipment. We have one mic. We're in a garage. Not really. Oh, this is getting chaotic over here. How's Hugh Jackman, man? Does he... How's that going? Hugh is awesome. And the movie's going good. And we should be done next week, hopefully. And I'll be back and just living my life. Well, you're missing out tonight, buddy. You're missing out on some fun tonight. I know. Trust me. I'm in downtown. Saturday night. Saturday night. 8 o'clock. In a CD. Radio station. Having a blast. Not in Georgia. I'm in the middle of a rural park in Georgia. Now, do you use that Jessica voice in the movie? Are you just using it, testing it out? Or is that just something you do when you call anybody? She's this Manti-Tayo kind of thing, you know? Just old catfish. I don't know. I was just trying to trick you guys, but then I didn't know if I was on the air or not. You were on the air and you didn't trick anybody, but that was a nice try. You got to commit. You got to commit to it. You had me fooled. I'm on the air? Yeah. Yeah, you are. Oh, man. Braden's the only one who fell for it. We think we're live. Braden's still wondering who you are. You know, the guys, there's only three here tonight, but they're going to play a song, man. And we won't have you here. Can you play it over the phone? Yeah. Your part over the phone. Oh, like physically playing a song. Yeah, you and Hugh Jackman. Get them over there. Get them over to the phone. Play a song. I'll call them up. Yeah, why not? I could sing. You heard a movie that I liked. I'm going to talk about this really quick. Let Me In. It's the remake of Just Somebody's at the Door. I don't know what the other one's called. Let the Right One In. Let the Right One In. Great job, man. You were like a bully in that. Yeah, that was good. It was a really great job, man. Oh, thank you. Appreciate it. Yeah, I just wanted to gush for a sec. Okay. I'm done. Now, yeah, man. So, do you want to talk to the guys really quick? Should we just shut up? Should we leave? Yeah. No, I mean. Yeah, you were live, buddy. What's up, dude? Dylan. Dylan. I'll be there next week. Oh, my gosh. Sick dude. Dude. Yeah. So, you guys really are like best of friends, huh? Oh, I want to be your best friend. I don't want you to be my girl. You're the best. Okay. Dylan. I knew it was coming. I knew the full-on violence part was coming. Now that you're on that subject, I actually, when doing a little research about you guys, because even though I've been a fan for years. Oh, boy. Of course. Of course. But no, but there was one quote in that. We had Dylan online. I saw a quote under one of your videos, and that's why I'm always curious about band troubles. Brayden is sort of cute, but Dylan is hot. Whoa. Written by a guy named Evan. So, I'm really, you know, I just don't know what really is going on with you guys. Do you want to hear something really weird? And if that's a problem there. There's one on the video of Tomorrow, and this guy named, oh, I don't even know. It's like Smith something. He's like, I would tap that shit all night. Oh, dear God. Please take my virginity. Oh, Jesus. And he's 52 years old, probably. And that is creepy. It's all my alias. It's Peter's alias. They're all my aliases that I'm working on. What was the guy's name? Peter. Peter, what was the guy's name? I actually wrote his last name down. Evan Norwood. Evan Norwood. The number is 1-800-893-9562. And I was in one of the videos, and it was the number one comment under the YouTube video. And it was the first, like I typed in the Fieva. And it was the first video I got. I can't remember which one it was. I think it was under maybe the 27. Ooh. I think it was under that one. I think I wrote down. And, yeah, I was just like, oh, that's a little creepy. I didn't know if that was like a problem. Where it's just like, no, no, no. I'm the cute one. You're the funny one. You're breaking up the whole dynamic. Because Peter and I have that problem on this show. You know, off the stage. Yeah, no. Yeah, that wasn't, yeah. I'm the pretty one. I'm the one that's got a cone out of everything. No, you're the serious one, Rob. Well, Allison. You went over this. Allison, what do you think? They're all cute. Oh, God. Don't do it. Yes, of course they are. They're adorable. Thank you. Oh, them. Don't do that. I'm going to talk to you. Don't put me on the spot. How many people are here right now? That is actually Brayden. 37 people. That's actually Brayden doing a British accent. That's Brayden doing a British accent. That's better than your Jessica. Oh, man. Oh, Scott. Wait, how many people are there? Because it's a really confusing phone call on this end. Hold on one second. We actually have a few audience members. I mean, yeah, I know. Once again, who do we have on the air right now? We have a lot of audience members. We have Brayden Lemasters. It's a lot of people, dude. It's a lot of people. A lot of homeless people. We're in the movie theater right now with people here. Well. Oh, wow. It's a live remote. Dylan, I hate to cut you short, my friend. You called, but these guys have to sing a song, and you're not here. So it's kind of your fault. Well, there we go. Unless you have your bass with you. Right in front of the band right now. Do you want to plug anything before you go away, my friend? I want to. I don't know what you guys have covered, but I want to say that lots of cool stuff coming up this year. And as soon as I'm back, which is next week, we're working nonstop. And these guys are going to sing you a song. And they just said that they're kicking me out of the band. No, I'm kidding. It's been fun. They've really loved your company. Dylan, one word. I know. No, I'm just kidding. Dude, play your heart, Zach, guys. Just do it. Make everybody love you. Zach wants to say something. One word. Coachella. Ooh. Oh. So now all your stalkers will know where to go. They're going to be at Coachella. You guys are going to be performing in the campground somewhere. Dylan, we'll be driving. That'll be cool. All right. Hey, dude, thanks for calling, man. Good luck with the rest of the shoot. Yeah, have fun. Thanks for calling. Hey, thanks so much, man. When can I? Is this live or when can I download it? This is live. We have no idea. Hopefully tomorrow. We think tomorrow, we hope. Tomorrow, definitely Monday, but we think tomorrow. Can't wait to listen. Hey, guys, have a great night. Thank you so much for letting me call in. Yeah, Dylan, please. You too, man. You too, Dylan. Later, Dylan. Later, dude. All right. Love you guys. Love everybody. Love you too. That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard. Again, the number is 1-800-893-9562. Do you guys, what are you guys going to play tonight? We're going to play an original song called Hello, You There. Yeah, I'm right here. Yes. Oh, you're going to play that? Okay, great. Do you guys want to get, what do you got? You have the two of us, some mics together. Yeah, we'll get a. We only have 14 mics and, you know, six guests. Yeah, we have a weird thing. Can you play in the dark as we actually do the show? Hopefully. Do we have any playoff music for them? No. So right now, the guys are getting up. They're getting up and they're getting their music. One of them just left. He just, he ran out of the building. The other one just ran out of the building. I don't know what's happening. Mindy, do you want to plug anything before we have the band play? Oh, hey, my name's Mindy. What did I call you? Well, Mindy, I'm just reintroducing myself to your listening audience. Oh, I thought I would call you. Did I call yourself a neighbor? No, you said. Okay, good. Thank God I do that sometimes. I play drums in a band called Dangerously Sleazy. Brayden was this close to calling it Dangerously Sleazy. Dangerously Sleazy. No, it's just a favor. What? What? His band, he almost called it the same thing. You almost called it Dangerously Sleazy? What? Yes. See? No, I'm kidding. You're messing with me. I'm not. So are you guys, so. Did everyone, all you guys got the microphones in your correct positions? I believe so. Are we good? Yeah. Robert's like a stage manager now. He just, he threw off his headset. He's giving these. He's a roadie. He's all over the, he really is. He's a roadie. Yeah. He's awesome. Let me know when you guys are ready. You guys ready? I'm ready. All right. It's only an hour show, guys. All right. Let's hear it. The Fever. One, two, three, four. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Why can't we go back tomorrow And swim in the neighbor's pool And run ourselves back home Hello, hello, hello You there? No Hello, hello, hello You there? Oh, no Hello, hello, hello I don't know I'm waiting and waiting Hello, darling, darling Hello, darling You there? Oh, in a dream I hear a voice I hear you calling Waiting for sunrise Every time I see you smile It opens up my eyes No, I can't see now Why can't we go out into the town Where no one ever leaves Unless they have to sleep Oh, hello, hello, hello Hello, hello, hello You there? No Hello, hello, hello You there? Oh, no Oh, oh, oh Hello, hello, hello I don't know I'm waiting and waiting Hello, darling, darling Hello, hello, hello One, two, three, four Why can't I Why can't I figure out Darling, why can't I Why can't I see clearly I don't know Darling, where'd you go Oh, darling Oh, no, no Oh, oh, oh Oh, hello, darling You there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, hello, darling You there? No, no, no, no Hello Woo! Yeah! Wow. All right, the homeless people love it, too. Thank you. That was great. And we even had a caller during that, but they hung up. Oh, wow. They were listening to the song. That was great. That was real. That sounded better than I thought it would in here. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. That's nothing against you guys, like the studio itself. Yeah, thank you. That sounded good. That was fun. What do you mean, that CD? Is that even English? Wow. And, wow, Cole is sweating. There's no air conditioning. There's no air conditioning here. It's crazy. He's a drama. Crying like a baby over here. Really great stuff, guys. That was awesome. Thank you. Yeah, well, how long did it take you to write that? Now, who wrote that? Well, actually, like, I dreamt all those lyrics. It's actually a story that I dreamt, actually. Wow. But the music just kind of kind of just came to us, you know? Yeah. It was really cool. We wanted to put those really cool counter guitar chords that actually made it kind of weird. Like, if you notice, it's like, yeah, the two chords are different on the verse, and it sounds kind of, like, dreamy. I have no idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can guarantee John doesn't know. I don't know. Did you notice? John's eyes just glazed over. He's like, it was a song. So there was some sort of a chord? There was a chord going on? There was two different chords that kind of, yeah, it was, yeah. John only knows Chord of Roy, so. Yeah, and, uh. I mean, you guys have great composition, especially for your age. I got to say, I mean, you know, from the little bit that I've heard, I mean, most of the bands your age are definitely much more poppy, and you guys definitely have some great roots, you know, it seems like, in music. It definitely seems like you guys know your history and have definitely taken influences for more than just the last 15 years. Oh, yeah, I love the Beatles. You love the Beatles. You love the Beatles. You love the Beatles. You love the Beatles or just Brayden? Like, Brayden's got Beatles all over his Facebook page, and they're everywhere, right? Yeah. Because Allison's from England. She might have known them. I have. I met Ringo. You met Ringo? I did meet Ringo. What was that, like, she did, you did meet Ringo. I did, and I spoke to Paul McCartney. Whoa. I was, like, really excited. What happened there? I was on the phone, but. Well, still. Yeah, I used to work at a record company, and he was calling my boss, and I just sat and watched the phone until it rang, and then I picked it up, and he's like, hello, it's Paul. I was like, what? I was, like, super excited. That's so cool. I'm a big Beatles fan. Oh, me too. Yeah. My question is, who are your influences other than the Beatles, like, your music? Like, Arctic Monkeys. Nice. Says it on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Strokes, Kings of Leon, the Libertines. Nice. Rolling Stones, you know, things like that. The Vaccines. The Vaccines. There's a lot of English fans in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Vaccines and Arctic Monkeys. Yeah, my friend manages the Vaccines, actually. Okay, give me her number, and then we'll see my British fans and stuff. Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah, I love the Vaccines. Yeah, Alison has got a Rolodex. Well, they don't have Rolodexes anymore, do they? They probably have it on your computer. Like, she worked at Capitol Records. She probably knows everybody. Whoa. She knows everybody. Wow. You do know some people. You know everybody. You know everybody. Actually, when I went to Capitol, I tried to sign the Arctic Monkeys. Whoa. Wow. I tried to get my boss to sign two bands, Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkeys. Wow. And they did. I signed either of them. And they both laughed in your face. Franz Ferdinand's awesome. Yeah, I know. And it's like, I heard a two-song demo by Arctic Monkeys, and I was like, this is amazing. And it never happened. Oh, my God. It was a big mistake. Wow. That's crazy. They passed it up. Now, so you know Robert Logea, but that she knows the Arctic Monkeys, and you're excited. And John, you have no idea who the Arctic Monkeys are. It's like, what are these Arctic Monkeys? If you're the Arctic Monkeys or want Alison to sign you, call 1-800-893-9562. If you need a break, we had a caller, but I couldn't say, hey, Brian, stop singing. Hello? That's great, man. I wish we had callback. Star 69. Star 69, that's exactly. It's probably Keith calling in. Oh, poor Keith. He should call in, man. He's in Germany. He's in literal jeans now. It was his one call in his German jail. That's horrible. It might have been the monkey dialing in. We're not sure. It's a smart monkey. That's great, man. And boy, we have nothing else to talk about. Good job, John. I'm just going to throw these notes away because I'm leaping through. Yeah, guys. So there you go. Do you guys have any albums or anything going coming up? Have you guys recorded anything? I mean, obviously, you've recorded stuff, but. Wait, Robert, I'm glad I let you talk. Well, you know. Because you were doing such a great job, John. Let's fight later. Yep. Yeah, I mean, we've recorded a lot and some of the stuff's not really out yet. We have some of the stuff that we might, we might release in the future. Are we going to come out with some new stuff and record again? Just we want to make sure whatever we come out with is just as best as it can be and hope the fans like it. And yeah, and everybody's just, we just want it as good as we can. Do you guys all get along? Do you fight? I want to hear that stuff. Yeah. Do you fight? I mean, there's got to be, so you're looking around, Zach, because you're like, geez, should I tell that story? Just to look at Cole. I'm just joking. Fans fight when they get married, right? That's like, you bring Yoko in. No, but how did you guys, all come together and, you know, meet for the, was it, was it not met at a certain age? Was it or was it actually there? It's an interesting story. Or you guys were already playing before that happened? Well, see, Brayden's dad actually taught Zach lessons, music lessons. He's out in the, he can hear you, by the way. He's out in the studio. He's out in the lobby. Hey. He agrees with you. Yeah, so we all kind of met through these various music programs and kind of became good friends because we played this music program called Join the Band and we kind of practiced and played a show at the time. Yeah. We played at the Whiskey and did all this stuff when we were like 10. No, no, we were like 12, right? Wow. Yeah, so. Oh, wait, can you, how can you play at the Whiskey? Is it not 21 and over? Sometimes. Not for 10. No. We're playing, we're playing the Viper Room May 7th. That's great. That's a 21 and over place. So how do you do that? Do they make you play in the parking lot and just like plug your amp? Actually, this, this girl went to the Whiskey who kind of books gigs everywhere and she kind of fought for us to play the Viper Room and they're like, all right, sweet. Like, I don't care. Like we, I mean, 17, 18, I don't, well, they really care. Hopefully they don't care that much for not 21, but yeah. Don't tell them. Get those fake IDs going. The fake IDs. Yeah, it's working on it. Usually it's like we play and then they kick us out like after a certain amount of time and stuff. Oh, you can't hang out. Or we get X's on our, on our, on our stuff like that. Wow. We have 10 minutes, Robert? Yes. Okay, thank you. Thank you for having me. I was like trying to make. Robert's in charge of how much time we have and he's making signals and gestures. And a hell of a job he does. And, and yeah, Cole's freaking out. Cole's moving away from me now. He's not landing a plane, dude. He's not landing a plane. You may think he is, but he's not. I'm just trying to tell him 10 minutes. Those lit up cones mean something. We're just trying to figure it out. One of the weird things was they were playing at Join the Band at the Whiskey and I was playing in a different band at Join the Band in the Whiskey and I didn't even know them at the time, but we were at the same venue at the same place, just different bands. We didn't even know it. Oh, wow. Oh, really? Yeah. Pretty weird. Wow. I'm freaking out over here, actually. And how long have you guys been together? Like three years. That's awesome. Now, Brayden, what do you prefer? If someone said you could do one or the other, act or cut hair? You thought I was going to say sing, didn't you? I did think that. No, act or sing. What would you want to do? Barber is always a safe profession. It's true. I want to remind you of that. Make a difference. That it's a secure profession. People always need haircuts. It's true. I mean, they're both really great experiences, you know? Like, um... Cutting hair? Cutting hair. I know what you're talking about. I'm not one of the news. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I'm just... It's just like a weird thing because they're both so amazing and they work hand in hand. Like, if you... If you're on a successful TV show, a lot of people check out your band. So, like, it's kind of like really cool like that, but... But if you're in a popular band, they're going to check out your TV show. Yeah, check out your TV show. There you go. You see what I did there? That's what John and I need. They're just like Miley Cyrus. We need a band. We do. The two idiots. Is that taken? Is that title taken? We can't sing or play an instrument. But we're actually... We're not good. Thanks, John. What are you giving signals to your mom now, Brayden? Yeah. What's that mean? You're bringing the beer? She's bringing in the tambourine. What does that mean? Oh, what's happening? CD is coming up. Oh, you got a CD. No, what is that? What are you going to do with that? Well, I mean, I don't know. He's going to hold it. Hold it. Hey, Brayden, can you hold it up to the microphone for us? It's like a comforting thing to me. You got to hold a CD. A lot of people hold cell phones or, you know, Robert holds a teddy bear. You hold a CD. Yeah, I mean... What's a signal to have your dad bring in some beer? Is it this? You guys have to leave the room once we start drinking, though. That's the problem. Well, I mean, you know, just kind of sitting here and kind of listening to you guys and how cool you are. Yeah. Wow. See, on radio, they actually believe you. But if they were here, I was like, geez, those poor kids. Oh, guys, dudes. I've never felt like a bigger loser in my life. Well, Peter, think how your family feels. Ooh. You know how much my parents miss it. What are you guys talking about now? What's happening? What is that? Again, you have mics. Do you want us to play? I mean, you guys can... I mean, you know what? Are you going to play us out? I mean, why don't you... What do you want me to do? You just say it. Maybe play this sometime in the future? Like at home, on the way home? What do you want me to play this? Out on the street? Can you guys sit in the back seat of the car while we drive home and just play us live so we don't, you know... Yeah. I have another CD in my... I don't know how to get it out in my Ford Fusion. It's not ejecting. Did you want to play it tonight? Did you want to play something? Or what are you asking? I mean, you know what? I mean, you only live once, right? So you're done playing live? Is that what you're saying? You're not going to play us out now? Maybe we can do both. You're going to play with the CD? No. That's so confusing. I'm going to do everything at once. We have six minutes left. I don't think there's time to do both. Well, then, I mean, you know... Yeah. You mean, you know... This is... What do you want to do? This is going far. This can be... You know, this could be a moment in time where, you know, you guys got the honors to kind of like... Do you want to play the CD? Is that what you want to do? Yeah. Yeah, you do? You know what? Why not? Robert, being the cool guy he is, is going to put down those flashing cones... Run, Robert, run. ...and run into Mindy's booth like... Oh, Robert, oh. Ooh, he just bit it hard. Okay, and Mindy is racing. She's almost choked on a gummy bear. I hope it works, actually. What, Mindy? The CD. Oh. Mindy is... I didn't test it. Mindy's gone. That's really great. What track do you want Mindy to play? When it's ready, when it's time. There's only one track. How long is the song? How long is the song? The song is three minutes and 26 seconds. So we have... Five minutes and 52 seconds. You know what? We'll play it till it ends, but let's plug away. Let's start. We're going to end the show. Robert, what do you want to plug real quick? I forgot. Indiegogo for Up in Smoke. Pledge money. Jeez, don't stutter. You only have like 10 seconds. And One Wars. All right. Peter, what do you want to plug, buddy? All next week, I'll be at the 405 exit on Sepulveda. And performing live. Or what are we talking about? Just performing songs. You know, just a couple of ditties as people come in and out. He's starting his band. And then also, as always, is sitting in the lobby. Our apologies to Willie Ames. Willie Ames was in the lobby. We're not going to be able to make it on the show tonight. We are sorry. Hopefully, we'll get you on next week. Okay, we're going to play it out in just a second. Mindy's on top of it. We're just going to end that tonight with a song in just a moment. Is that cool, Mindy? I'll do my best. I love it. Thank you, Mindy. What do you guys want to plug? Cole, Zach. Brayden. Shout out to my Sherman Oaks CES homies. West Side Story coming up two weeks. That's Cole talking, by the way. Jets right there. What up? All right, thank you. What up, homie? Okay, Cole. Zach. I can't see. I am confused. I guess all I can say is right now, I'm really excited. Coachella. I mean, that's all. Coachella. Again, for all... Okay, yeah, no problem. We got to give her a minute. For all the stalkers out there, Coachella. Coachella. Wait, are you going to Coachella? Are you playing Coachella? You're going. We're going. We wish we're playing maybe next year. Oh, nice. I think this whole show is falling apart right now. Because of your CD. There's people... You're getting the bump. There's explosions going on. Mindy's got sparks in there. Brayden, what do you want to plug, buddy? You got any shows or movies or music or gigs or whatever? Basically that we're just going to be working really hard, you know, this summer to get things really rolling and really kind of start everything off really nicely. And for all those who like heard, you know, my voice, I just want to point out that this is Dylan singing this one. Oh, Dylan's going to be singing. The guy who rolled in. Not as Jessica, but as Dylan. As Dylan. I thought, you know, that'd be a good song too to showcase him. Yeah. And yeah, so I just want to plug that everyone's going to be having a good time and everyone's going to be eating food. That's always a good time. It's always important. It's going to be good. All right. And we should plug again, the Men of a Certain Age Season 2 DVD. Yes. You should go and get that because not only is Brayden in it, me, me, me, I, I, I am in it with Brayden. And you were a good student, my friend. Thank you. Yeah. And Allison. What? What do you want to plug? What do you want to plug? Nothing. Oh. What have I got to plug? I don't know. Walking Dead season finale tomorrow. And what do you have to, did you sign anybody to that? Did I sign? No. Right. Yeah. No, I didn't. Allison, it's so great having you tonight. Yes. I so much prefer you over Stephanie. Thank you. And Michelle and David, LeMaster's out there. Thank you for sitting in the lobby. Yes, thank you. I brought in a blue light for them to sit. They're bathed in blue light right now. Mindy, thank you very much for joining us tonight. Oh, I pretty much have to, you know. Sounds like fun. Listen to the hot box, right? Listen to the hot box. Hot box, dangerously sleazy. And we're going to play this song out as much as we can. This is Dylan Minnette. And what's the name of the song, Brayden? Young Love. Let's listen to Young Love. See you later, everybody. Thanks for listening. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.! know oh please don't go they don't know the truth it's up to you and it's up to me it's that easy now i've got to say is it really my good now we're set no time to fret wisdom and fears caught in my ears i can't listen to them they can't comprehend what i've got to say cause i always ride away with the wind you and i never know just where to begin and they say that our ages of sin is really my and now this is where our story begins my young love is great for all the young sins and it's feeling like my heart always wins cause it really my yeah! If I always thought That I should know If I got your heart under control If what you Tell me, is it that easy? See, I always wanted to know the truth. Cause I always ride away with the wind. And I never know just where to begin. And they say that our ages of sin isn't really my thing. And now this is where I slowly begin.