NFL combine, Deflategate, and sports news discussion

Pistol grip pump Pistol grip pump Pistol grip pump Alright, enough Fucking jungle in here Alright, peace buzzing No mas The combine This is a depressing part of the year Just this 365 days a year cycle Of the NFL Just let me enjoy the Patriots Super Bowl And I have to watch the combine And the sad thing is I fucking watch it Guys running in 40 odd dashes In their underwear And I sit there and I watch it Watch Rich Eisen do his 40 odd dash joke Every freaking year They have Roger Goodell running He actually ran a fairly decent time Like a 5'5 He had Roger Goodell running for something 56 year old swimmer Roger Goodell Running a 5'5 40 This is about the same time Brady ran He ran a 5'5 3' Brady ran like a 5'2 Coming out of college It means nothing but I still watch it Unfortunately Before I get into the combine Ed Sable passing away Founder of NFL films Father of Steve Sable Was the face of NFL films for years Ed Sable, 98 years old Guy outlived his kid For crying out loud Guys like Ed Sable just make me feel like I don't do anything in my life Check it out 1936 Olympian Refused to go to the Olympics Because of what was going on in Germany Broadway actor What would you do? World War II veteran Veteran Jew Member of the Jewish Hall of Fame Say what you want about the Jewish people Resourceful Started NFL films Which really made the NFL If you think about it Kind of had built up the mystique Of that larger than life superhero characters That everybody really bought into In the 70s and 80s The autumn wind is a radar Back when there was mystery to the players Little did we know those raiders were You know Drinking on the sideline And beating each other up And jerking off on each other Like Charles Haley Oh no that's Charles Haley That was from the 90s Beating people up Richie Richie and Rex back I know I talked about that on last show I've stumbled across an interesting tidbit Cal Ripken Former Do-No-Ron Baltimore Oriole Used to beat up rookies Used to haze the hell out of them They'd get away with it They would tape them Tape the Duct tape their mouth shut And tape them spread eagle to the table And write shit on them And beat the hell out of them Back when men were men in the 80s Can't get away with that anymore Can't get away with anything anymore Poor Warren Sapp I done a 180 on Warren Sapp I feel bad for the guy Talked about it last week Rested and fired from everything he's done Couple of prostitutes Solicited a couple of dancers And the whole time he was like Tell Lobby At the Super Bowl Had to come up to his room Throwing $100 bills at him Asking him to dance Gave him $300 a piece For sexual favors 23 year old woman And a 34 year old woman Filmed it on his cell phone Because you know That's what we do nowadays Why not Then when he paid him There was a dispute on the payment So he threw him out Physically threw him out in the hallway Like a Three Stooges act Vroom vroom Fell in the hallway So of course Naturally they went to the police Police show up at Warren Sapp's room Warren Sapp shows in the video Said look It was consensual sex Yeah Shows in the video Like you know Yeah Good defense It's funny They arrest a 23 year old For prostitution charge And then they arrest a 34 year old For failure to register as an escort If you didn't You'd have to have a license To be an escort In the state of Arizona The hell's the government The government The government's on every Every filthy pause on everything You have to have a License to be an escort Oh poor Warren Sapp Done Never be able to do anything again Some people get away with things Warren Sapp's not one That's just trying to get a blow job For Christ's sake You gonna You gonna Ostracize the poor bastard for that Never gonna work again Aaron Hernandez isn't gonna work again either Although I still Am convinced 100% Aaron Hernandez is gonna get off Judge just threw out the text messages That was supposedly a smoking gun Saying that Odin Lloyd was with Aaron Hernandez About 10 minutes before he was killed Can't use him Can't use the text messages No murder weapon Of course they found one of his homies towels When his boy had a towel around his neck For some reason I guess summertime in New England With the humidity I could see that You might need a towel Just sweat standing there doing nothing Found the towel at the scene of the crime So there's probably You know Aaron Hernandez is gonna turn on his buddy And say it wasn't me It's my boy Can't blame him on me Be interested to see if Aaron Hernandez gets out Gets out of this If anybody signs him Aaron Hernandez is still like 23 years old Which is amazing to me Feels like he played in the NFL forever And it feels like he hasn't played in the NFL forever And he's still 23 Maybe a little I think he's 25 Something like that Amazing People get away with And other people can't do anything Poor Johnny Manziel just can't go on to get a drink He's in Rehab Poor Johnny Stuck with the worst franchise in the NFL The Cleveland Browns Who are changing up their uniforms This is what we have in this offseason We watch guys running around in their fucking Underwear and spandex And we talk about the Cleveland Browns Changing their uniforms What is wrong with me? Sit there and watch Jameis Winston In his enormous gut Of course I think that was just a picture But still that picture came out He looked fat I've done a 180 on Jameis Winston too And I'm like I'm not gonna do that 360 I think Winston's gonna be Winston's a winner If I'm Tampa Bay I'm taking Winston or Mariota I'd bother taking anybody else Winston's gonna He's gonna win in the NFL He's too good not to Because speaking of 40 times He ran like a 4.98 or something like that Which no bullshit I think I could run Maybe now I ran like a Probably not Roger Goodell can run a fucking 5.5 Shit Because Roger Goodell was a swimmer Swimmer Cornell World class athlete But you take Winston This is mock drafts I can't believe I'm still reading mock drafts It's fucking February I'm reading mock drafts And how many They're gonna change a million times over It's amazing to me People make a living Out of writing mock drafts And it's because of assholes like me Click on this shit And I read it It's complete speculation They could put fucking anything And I wouldn't know And I'd still read it I read it like twice a day Mock drafts Draft 8.9 I'm reading it Right now we got Jameis Winston won Tampa Leonard Williams Tennessee Wouldn't take him Take Mariota too If I'm Tennessee They're gonna go all in on Zach Mendenberger I don't understand why these teams Just don't just keep Drafting quarterbacks Drafting quarterbacks Until you find one And you didn't find one Zach Mendenberger No way You could tell if a guy's good Almost immediately I don't give a shit When anyone says Yeah they'll have their ups and downs But Mendenberger just has his downs Franchise needs a franchise Quarterback Unless they got their hopes Still on Jake Locke A guy whom I like Fan of Jake Locke You know Just can't keep it healthy Some people just can't It's just One of these days We'll be able to isolate What that trait is An injury gene In the human genome They're gonna find some Freaking ACDG Whatever the hell The letters are On the human genome They're gonna say Oh there it is This guy gets freaking hurt All the time Whatever it is Jake Locke has it I don't have it I was durable Yeah durable in my Terrible playing career Deflategate will not freaking end I'm over it Every day they still ESPN will still come up Top headlines Some kind of deflategate story Still even though This is all said and done NFL just has more and more Egg in their face Every new story that comes up The NFL looks more and more Incompetent If that's even possible Now they're saying What's his name Grigson Ryan Grigson The general manager Of the Colts The same guy who traded A first round draft choice For Trent Richardson Everything looks worse When you see a guy like Marshawn Lynch Who's traded for A fourth round draft choice Marshawn Lynch Had a proven track record At Buffalo He played well at Buffalo Not to mention The guy's enormous Trent Richardson Didn't do anything When he was with Cleveland And then he still traded For a first round pick Regardless Ryan Grigson Supposedly rang the bell To a guy named Mike Kensal I find this story Very convoluted And hard to find Because earlier in the week They had that Peter Griffin Looking fucking guy From Amherst, New Hampshire On the sideline Patriots in a circle And I'm like He's just You know A second shooter In the JFK assassination They keep circling This fucking Peter Griffin Lookalike Saying that Oh he's trying to sneak in A ball that wasn't approved They really think These The Patriots are gonna Risk their lives Everything To sneak in a ball With a little bit Of less PSI In it Then it comes out Saying he put that in Because One of the other members Of the NFL Took the ball With the K on it To sell it I don't understand it Mike Kensal Vice president Of game operations Former executive With the Jets So you know He hates the Patriots You know he's got A hard on for Belichick Why wouldn't he? Supposedly he knew So this looks like A sting operation But It looks like The NFL Had an inkling That Patriots Might have been tampering With the balls Before this game Even started Were trying to set them up To catch them And then they didn't catch them Well they You know Nothing there Just some freaking Trolls Who troll the internet And read comments That's another thing I waste my time I read comments On every fucking Yahoo story out there Amazing people Who just write these Long fucking paragraphs These multiple paragraph Points that they make And they're not You gotta take them 45 minutes to an hour To write these comments People just write on these All these things About the flake game Spy game Patriots and cheaters Ugh Jealousy tastes delicious I don't get it Just end this freaking And now Belichick was on Let him in a couple weeks ago Saying That the investigation Is gonna go on next month What the fuck are they doing? They got This multi-billion dollar company They don't have a couple guys That can You know a couple interns They don't have a couple guys They could sit on this And say hey Dig into this a little bit more Find what the hell's going on End this shit End this madness Ugh Thank God Seattle lost Thank God Richard Sherman Has not Richard Sherman's disappeared I guess he had a kid now So he's gonna go Be a dad Good Hope he has Freaking 10 more kids So he just Stays away Stays out of the media Highlight I don't know Russell Wilson Here's another one Tweeting out how much He loved Fifty Shades of Grey I don't know why anybody Would go see the movie Fifty Shades of Grey It's like a softcore porn It's like going to see A late night Skinamax movie Late night Cinemax movie The crowd of 500 people You know Like Pee Wee Herman's in there But you know there's people With those Fifty Shades of Grey You know some of those people Are fully aroused Full on erections In the movie theater Rubbing themselves Through their popcorn You know Get the popcorn Over their laps Ripping it off You know Middle aged moms Sitting next to them Probably bring their kids To the movies too Speaking of movies Went last night To see the Kings Kings Sharks game Hockey game Out here in LA Live It's fantastic I don't know why They don't do this More often I don't know why The NFL doesn't do this Why don't they show games At movie theaters They're serving beer It was a really nice setup They had the Organ player there They had the cheerleaders The ice girls From the Kings Running around In their skimpy clothes They had beer You walked through a door You couldn't bring the beer In the theater But it was right outside Little sectioned off Area They're selling beer For this hockey game It was brilliant I don't understand Why the NFL Isn't jumping on this Show Monday night Football games At theaters You know Selling beer Selling all that Great Of course It's the same type of thing Where I digress So you see people In there with Infants There was a I'm telling you There was a person Sitting there A lady sitting in front of me Two rows in front of me The kid could not have been old And freaking three weeks old In there In this Kings game In the movie theater Where they're playing The organ And everybody's loud And people are swearing It's a fucking hockey game You know I'm the only one Who seems to take offense to this Everyone else thinks it's cute Like are you fucking kidding me This kid can't be old In three weeks He could be doing Serious damage To this kid's hearing It was loud in there He got the organ blaring He could be doing Serious damage To the vision Every time I stood up It was dizzy Watching a hockey game On a big screen On a movie screen like that Of course it might have something To do with the vodka I was drinking But Still I'm the only one I'm the only one Who gets upset about this What is this world Coming to Crowd noise Being piped in From Atlanta That story's not bigger Than the so called Deflategate To me that's a terrible Friggin That is To me that is Unacceptable Atlanta should be Fined heavily If they prove that to be true And it seems like it is true That they're piping in Crowd noise When the other team Has the ball On offense Hey You know It's just amazing That the Deflategate gets All this Traction With this piping in Of noise By Atlanta Gets nothing Off the Off the blank In his Pedophile Friggin Look And Oh Boy Crowd Scream I don't know. I'll just keep hitting them all the time. Where's that one with the ring of the felt? Here we go. Chandler Jones, John Jones. John Jones, obviously the great UFC fighter. Chandler Jones is defensive end for the Patriots. Looking to fight for charity. A brother fight. I'd watch that. Problem is the NFL and the Patriots say they would null and void Chandler Jones' contract if he ended up fighting his brother. Come on. They're going to have to make some kind of concession on that. No? The guy's going to be fighting. He can't fight his brother. What's wrong with that? Charity? Let it happen. Amazing that they wouldn't even let that happen. That they would void the contract. I can't figure out NFL contracts. You have to be some kind of lawyer to even figure out what's going on. It's like what's his, Orlando McClain, the linebacker for the Cowboys. He's getting a four. Four game fine. I don't understand what that is. They're going to fine him for four game paycheck fine. But he's going to be able to play because this is the third offense in the drug policy. So they're going to make him play and then they're going to take his money? Does that make any sense? Am I wrong? Am I misinterpreting this? Shit, why? He's just like, fuck it. I won't play. The guy was concussed twice anyways this year. You know, not funny. Of course, now it seems like anybody. Who's any NFL player, foreign player, or any high school player, college player. Anytime they cut open their head. Now they say, oh, you got CTE. The head's all damaged from playing football. It's only a matter of time before football goes away. You've seen it. You're seeing it in all these communities. Kids aren't playing. He's going to turn into flag football. Some kind of evolution of the sport. A de-evolution of the sport. But the guy, four games. Oh no, you can go out and play. We're just not going to pay you. How does that make any sense? I don't get it. The guy smoked weed. What the fuck is going on here? What kind of country we live in? Practically legal. Every other day you're reading all these articles on how they're on the precipice of making weed legal anyways. Let them do it. Damn it. Speaking of weed, LaTroy Guyon. Defensive tackle for the Green Bay Packers found with 357 grams of weed. I don't even know how much that is. I don't know why when it comes to drugs, they always throw the metric system at us. This is America for Christ's sakes. Give me pounds. Give me. I have no idea what 357 grams is. I don't even think it's that much more than personal usage though. 190 grand in cash and a gun. But talking to Mike McCarthy said he's going to be back back next week. No problems. Oh no, everything's work out. He should. It's amazing. The double standard. Some guys get away with things. Some guys don't. Speaking of getting away with things. I, of course, man. Anytime there's the NFL combine and the draft comes, you always got your NFL bus, your draft bus in my internet scouring. Found one about Curtis Enos, former running back for the Bears, former Penn State, great running back. Yeah, I didn't realize this. He was fired. He was a police officer a few years back and he was fired because he tried to make a convenience store worker give him oral sex while he was in uniform. Tried to force this woman to give him oral sex while he was in uniform. Fired him as a police officer and then two years later he was the head coach of a high school football team. I get away with things. I don't think I could ever get away with anything like that. Not that I'm going to go around soliciting anyone for sex. Certainly not someone who's working at a convenience store. But I think if that happens, I'd be fired, disgraced, never be able to get another job in my life. Reading an article, all these busts. People love to talk about NFL busts. They love to be like, oh. That guy was a bust. He's a loser. Even though most of these guys end up doing better things than, you know, certainly myself. Certainly make more money than me sitting here ranting on a podcast on a Sunday. These guys go out and make things happen. Like my boy Tony Manderidge, a guy I've talked about before. Everybody loves to talk about Tony Manderidge and the first word that always comes up is Tony Manderidge's bust. Even though as a guy that turned himself around, actually ended up having a decent career. For some reason, people want to talk about that. But now Tony Manderidge. He owns a modeling studio for aspiring models. And you go to his website, he's got himself on there with all types of models. Doesn't sound like a bust to me. He did pretty well with himself. Guys like Cade McDowell, McNown, former UCLA quarterback. Bust. The vice president of a capital management firm. The guy probably makes more money in an hour than I make in a year. Michael Westbrook. Of course, known for beating teammate Stephen Davis down on the sidelines. That was one of those first ESPN. It feels like one of those first TMZ ESPN, you know, behind the scenes. Catching somebody doing something live on camera. Because I remember when that happened, that was a big deal. You're like, wow, I can't even believe that happened on film. Just cold cock Stephen Davis on the sideline at a practice. But, ironic enough, Michael Westbrook now runs a self-defense clinic in Virginia. So, you know, he's a fine line. He could be in self-defense. I never really took. I can't even do a little taekwondo or anything. But I always thought it was like a last defense thing. It wasn't like you just come up to somebody and throw some kind of, you know, kung fu move on the guy when he's not looking. Tim Couch, also known as a bust. Works for Fox Sports South as an announcer. Married to a former playmate model. Oh, poor bust. Dan McGuire from Claremont, California. Mark McGuire's brother. I didn't realize this. He never started a game in the NFL. Zero starts, zero TD passes. I felt like he actually played. I thought he was the president of Vita H2O water. Some kind of, you know, fake sports drink that's, you know, loaded with sugar. He's the president of that. Again, he probably makes more money in a month than I make in 10 years. Let me sip my coffee. You know, sober episode. Probably why I'm so all over the place. No focus. None at all. Oh, enough talking about busts. Back to the combine. Useless. I just read a piece of information. I never heard this before. Supposedly, Bo Jackson ran a 4-1-2-40 at the combine. But this is, you know, pre-media saturation of all the... 4-1-2. Deion Sanders, 4-2-40. Chris Johnson, obviously, 4-2-4. Just released by the Jets. Calling the Jets a whack organization. Of course, for some reason, it gets reported out there. Jerkoff's like me. Read it. The Kellen Winslow Jr. chimes in. He's like, yeah, Chris Johnson's right. The Jets are whack. Kellen Winslow go whacking off. That's another story that seems like it just disappeared. Catch Kellen Winslow whacking off in a truck, in his truck. Nobody, you know, never says anything. He's still out there giving quotes. Probably going to end up on the NFL network. Like his boy, Warren Sapp. Oh, yeah, yeah. 5-2-8, Tom Brady in the 40s. That's what it was. 5-2-8. Anquan Bullen ran a 4-7-2. Then you got all these guys, these speedsters who run, you know, all these guys who never really did anything. Seems like there's a huge list of these receivers that run sub-4-3-40s or sub-4-4-40s and never do anything. Marquise Goodwin, 4-2-8. 325 yards received in two years. Jacoby Ford from the Raiders. Of course, the Raiders fell in love with that. You know. Straight speed. I do agree speed kills, but there is a difference between track speed and football speed. No doubt about that. Of course, you always got guys. Patriots took a flyer on a guy. Bethel Johnson. 4-2-6. Bench press 400 pounds. Did nothing. Got two Super Bowl reigns, but he was another one of those guys that they surrounded Brady with. They couldn't do anything. Brings me around. Daniel Tosh. Guy I generally have respect for. Show I think is funny. How dare he come out and call Tom Brady nothing but a game? How dare he come out and call Tom Brady nothing but a game? Game manager. That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. Calling Tom Brady a game manager? Say it without all. He had one year at Randy Moss. Are you kidding me? Game manager is a guy who turns around and hands the ball off to a big running back. The Patriots running back this year, the highest rusher I think. Was it Blunt? At 400 yards rushing? 13 of 15 in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. Two touchdowns. Three-time Super Bowl MVP. Game manager? How dare you? Usually a guy has, you know, on point. He did have a good point, though. Something I've been saying for years. They're in the AFC East, so they cakewalk in the playoffs every year. But give me a fucking break. Game manager. I don't even know what a game manager is. You know, oh, Trent Dilfer. You know how hard it is to freaking do things in the NFL? You know, it's a game manager. You gotta have talent to be able to do anything. I mean, don't screw it up. I get it. But it always seemed like Trent Dilfer is always the one that they bring up. Who else has ever had success with the quote-unquote? Game manager philosophy. You can't win that way. I guess if you have, you know, Brad Johnson. But those defenses they talked about there, the Bucs and the Ravens, both of those defenses are like legendary defenses with great running backs. So, yeah, why would you? You would focus your team on playing defense and running the ball. But people just love that term, game manager. I don't know how they're going to manage all these teams that are supposedly coming to L.A. Every other week you read there's another team coming. Chargers and Raiders. Now supposedly they're in bed together. Trying to win. Trying to make a stadium in Carson. It's amazing. No way that happens. And this guy, Grinkey, bringing the Rams over. There's no way they're going to end up with three teams in L.A. You know, I would be shocked if they end up with one. Well, it's going to happen eventually. It's going to have to happen. But there's no way Chargers and Raiders are going to share a stadium. Imagine that shit show that would be in Carson when the Chargers and the Raiders play each other. My God. It'd be a shit show as it is any Raider game going now. Anyway. I hope it happens. There's no way that's going to happen. It's too much. It's too much. You're going to move both teams? When? Next year? And they're still going to talk about moving the team to London? Which will never happen, by the way. I don't know. We'll see. The L.A. Times seems to get it hot on every other week. Some kind of story. Oh, they're coming. The Rams are coming. The Chargers are coming. The Raiders are coming. The Seahawks are coming. Everybody's freaking coming all over the place. Everybody's freaking coming all over the place. Everybody's freaking coming all over the place. Everybody's freaking coming all over the place. Like Kellen Winslow. Hey, now. I need some kind of... That's the wrong one. I'm going to dog back it instead. All right. There you go. What else we got? Back to the college game. There's a movement going on. I, for one, support Big Ten of all conferences trying to push freshmen to be ineligible their first year. Never going to happen, although it should. You know, the only reason... I didn't even know this, but the only reason... I knew it was a rule forever, but the only reason they got rid of it was because in 1972 when Marshall's plane crashed, killing the whole team, they alleviated that rule so Marshall could field the team the next year, and they never looked back. But if the Big Ten goes rogue, Maryland of all teams is the ones pushing for it. If the Big Ten goes rogue and doesn't play freshmen, their recruiting is going to go down the freaking drain. You know, that was one of the resurrections of Penn State football with Joe Paterno. For years, he wouldn't play freshmen. And then, actually, that one year I was there, they got the number one recruit in the nation that year, a kid named Derek Williams. And then they also got another kid, Justin King, played in the NFL for a while. Both of them were true freshmen. And the only way Joe could get him to come was to tell him, you know, hey, I'm going to start playing freshmen. Both came. Both started there. Freshman year. And that was 2005. So that kind of tells you what would happen there if these, unless the NCAA makes the rules blanket across the board, if teams just decide to do it on their own or conferences decide to do it on their own, they're committing suicide. There's no way. This day and age, these kids want to play right away. Instant gratification. Not going to come up there and sit. But I do think it's a good idea. If you think, you know, if the NCAA still claims to be. Some kind of higher educational, you know, institutions of higher education, they should make the freshmen sit. You know, it's a lot to throw a freshman in there and have them play right away. It's a lot to be a freshman and not even play any sports. Just go in, you get stuck in the dorms and just like you release these kids. They go from asking if they can go to the bathroom and, you know, physics class and English class, asking if they can go to the bathroom, ask permission to get out of the seats. You throw them in the dorms. You throw them in the dorms with all these girls running around and, you know, all the drugs and booze that you can find. And on top of it, have them play in football in front of 100,000 people. And on top of it, with the social media getting bombarded by people on Twitter anytime they do anything wrong. Never going to happen though. NCAA, they don't have enough, too much money involved. See, Alabama just made $53 million, their football program last year. In one year. $53 million. $53 million. How are they going to tell them who they're going to play and who they're not? But, good idea. Speaking of SEC, $5 million, SEC Network putting $5 million ahead to each SEC team this year is getting $5 million because of the SEC Network. They said that the original projections that they were going to operate in the red the first couple of years. Nope. Didn't happen. Too much money. Too much money involved. Each organization, $5 million. And you didn't decide to tell them freshmen are not going to play. SEC again, Auburn players harassing some former Air Force veteran. Some girl has PTSD. I don't really understand that. She has a service dog. I guess they're giving service dogs to soldiers with PTSD. Anyway, a couple of Auburn football players were harassing her and trying to, you know, screw with her dog while the freaking poor girl was walking on campus. Amazing. I don't even think they suspended the players, though. They just issued an apology. Oh, boys will be boys. I don't know what a service dog would really help, but I don't want to digress. But, SEC, SEC, Grant Taft stepping down as the American Football Coaches Association executive director for over 25 years. I know most people really don't give a fuck about that, but the American Football Coaches Association, a bunch of, you know, spoiled football coaches that make more money than they know what to do with. He was a leader of them for 25 years. Gone. Supposedly, he's going to be replaced by Tommy Tuberville. Another class act. Let me get my bearings here for a second. There was something I wanted to talk about. Oh, yeah. Speaking of college coaches, Alabama State head coach. Coming out, while he was at Bethune-Cookman, a guy by the name of Brian Jenkins at Bethune-Cookman, was giving improper benefits to players, improper housing, yeah. Over and above the allotted practice time, fine. But he threatened a couple players with a steak knife at a team dinner that he was going to kill them with a steak knife. Now this is coming out. Now he's going to Alabama State. And how do guys get away with that at a team dinner? He's going to... He's talking about guys just mentally not stable. Then he goes and signs a... Gets a job at Alabama State, a fairly reputable program. Bethune-Cookman was a fairly reputable program. Guy threatens to kill someone with a... Kill his players with a steak knife, of all things. Oh, boy. I don't know. I'm in the wrong business. I can't get away with anything. I don't get away with anything. Review everything. That's the new... That's a new call, and I agree. Bill Belichick... Bill Belichick brought it up. One of the, you know, points I had tend to agree with. Review everything. Every flag should be reviewable in the NFL. Fuck that just certain things. Every flag, especially pass interference calls, is so subjective. I think she should do a holding. Everything. Everything should be reviewable. Get the same amount... It won't change the time of the game. It's still going to be three hours and 20 minutes, whatever they pump us for, all those, you know, statewide... Nationwide is on our side. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nationwide. Nation wide. Nation wide. Nation wide. Review everything. So I think it's finally gaining momentum. Coach, especially after this horrendous year we had of watching officiating, although I will give you this, the Super Bowl was pretty well officiated. And I'm not just to say that because the Patriots came on top. It's just the flow of the game was much better. If they don't talk about the officiating, then they did a good job. So we're here for once. But the season in general was just brutal. It's tough to watch these games with the flags coming. And I think anytime they throw the ball downfield, they want that the guys play defense. I've always taken obsession, obsession, exception. It's just the name of pass interference. Isn't the whole point as a defender is to interfere with the pass. Just call it a legal contact. Make that the felony semantics. I guess that's the English teacher in me. Let him review everything. Another rule change in college football. They're talking about this year. Is they going to? And this is, I don't even see how they can bring. I can pull this off. But actually went through. So they're not just talking about this. And linemen are not, you know, downfield lineman downfield. For all those who don't know, you should. The pass play and offensive lineman cannot go more than three yards downfield with the balls in the air. Once the ball is completed, they can run downfield. But when the ball's in the air, they're not allowed to go past three yards. While it's a pass play. Now in the NCAA, they've changed the rule. Now they can't go one yard, which is fucking stupid. Because if you're engaging with the guy and you, you know, happen to get into him a little bit. One yard is like one step. Two steps. You know, you call a guy, you can tell intent. But I don't know why that's an overreaction to the rule change. Why one yard just they need to fight that. But it went through. Which is, you know, I don't get it. This is a classic example of overreaching on the rule change when they're just not enforcing the rule as it is. They're not. They're enforcing the rule as it's set. So they're letting. And I understand somewhat the gripe. Especially, you know, when they're throwing these screens that are really coming one yard. You know, they're not behind the line of scrimmage. They're throwing the ball and the guy's coming upfield. And the linemen are releasing. Getting three, four, five yards upfield. Fine. I get that. But why don't they just call that instead of one yard? You're going to see some games next year that are just. They're just not, you know, they're going to take away the spirit of the game, if you will. So, oh, spring practice has already started next week. TCU, Stanford, Texas Tech, Cincinnati. I don't know how Cincinnati is going to have spring practice in the 10 degree weather. I don't know why they would even bother or even want us to do that. Of course, they have the indoor facilities. Spring practice in February. Why can't they just have everybody do it in April? Everything's so rushed. I don't know why you wouldn't want to do it in April. Why you would want to do it now. I don't understand what the benefit of that would be. Teams are doing it earlier and earlier every year. Speaking of facilities, Jameis Winston, Bryce Petty, for some reason, I don't even know how this works. They went up to Michigan to hang out with Jim Harbaugh. It doesn't really make sense to me, but they were drooling over the facilities at Michigan football's facilities compared to Florida State. Jameis Winston says not even close in the comparison of the facilities between Michigan and Florida State. Yeah. But once you step outside the facilities, you can tell me the difference between Michigan and Florida State. The co-eds alone. Well, the weather and the co-eds alone between Michigan and Florida State. Michigan has to do stuff like that in order to be able to get, you know, who would, in their right mind. I don't know why any of these players would want to go to Michigan, Ohio State, as opposed to Florida, Florida State and Miami. Or USC for that matter. UCLA. Comparing the weather alone. The girls. Yeah. Michigan has this share them as well, but they're all bundled up in 15 layers of clothing. Every game, every day. Go down Florida. Should this women. I was swimming out here the other day. I don't know why you wouldn't want to go to UCLA, USC over Michigan. But I guess tradition means something. Not that these schools like Miami don't have tradition and whatnot. All right. What else do I want? I wanted to get out of here a little bit early today. I had to go do a couple of things. Read a little. Hustler. Something is WWE pay-per-view that I was interested in watching. Say it's Celtics Lakers tonight. Two abysmal franchises though. Unwatchable. I thought I would take pleasure in the lake as being terrible. I really even don't even take pleasure in that. Unwatchable. He came in. Got five guys out there. You don't even know who they are. Funny though. The lake of fans are showing their true colors. All the bandwagon is just completely bereft. You don't see any lake of fans anymore. You know, a couple of hot times. And all of a sudden, lake of fans are just jumping off the bandwagon left and right. Although it is tough to watch any of those. You know, it's tough to watch the Celtics as well. They're playing right down the street and the Oscars. Like I talked about that earlier. Like I could, you know, really care less about any of that. Mastron Lynch. I don't know. One second he's reading. He's signed a contract for 12 million a year. Next second you're seeing. Nope. Not going to play this year. I hope he just goes away. I hope Seattle. Just goes away in general. Unfortunately, I don't think they're gonna. Seattle will be right there next year. The Seattle and Patriots are already coming up as. You know, one and two. And I'm sure it's going to be the same thing as it was this year. It's going to be the Patriots. The Seahawks. The Packers. Of course, Mike McCarthy chiming in saying he thought the Packers was the best team. In hindsight, I'm looking at it too. I kind of think the Packers was the best. That was a team I picked last year to win the whole thing. I thought they were the best team both sides of the ball. But they fucked it up. Of course, Pete Carroll coming up. Bill Belichick. I really appreciate Bill Belichick's. You know, he knows we're talking about with that. Deciding to throw the ball in second down. Which, again, I talked about two weeks ago. I don't necessarily disagree with throwing the ball. I don't necessarily think you have to run the ball. But they're just much better pass plays than trying to force feed a slant route on the one yard line. I think I just jumped it. Malcolm Butler. Sorry. Malcolm Butler parades everywhere. He's having parades in his hometown. He's on TV. He's getting. He's getting advertisements deal. Good for Malcolm Butler. I hope he doesn't turn into the. Shit, I don't even know what the guy's name was for the Cowboys there. Was it Larry Brown? Picked up a couple passes. Signed a big contract the next year. And you never heard from him again. I think Malcolm Butler hopefully has a couple more years left in him. To do something. I don't know. A couple more years left in Tom Brady. He's claiming. Read an article the other day. Tom wants to play for 10 more years. I don't know if he's going to be able to pull that off. But he might be able to. I'm sure he's like a quiet boy. I'm sure he doesn't even have sugar. I'm sure he has all types of diet. You know, he's probably on the perfect diet. Him and his supermodel girlfriend. Wife. Girlfriend. There's a difference. I'm sure he's going to play at least five more years. Probably doesn't have sugar. And I'm sure he skews alcohol. Probably nine hours of sleep. Probably sleeps in a Michael Jackson oxygen tank. Good. Good. Good. Trying to come back at 30. Here's another guy, though. I thought that. I guess he had his opportunities. But. Now, that's something I am interested in watching. The combine. Combine for veterans. NFL veterans. I don't know how they're going to go. Because you know there's going to be some crazy CTE inflicted veterans. NFL veterans, rather. That are out there. They're going to try to force their way into this combine. You know, guys in their mid-30s who haven't played in forever. I don't know how they're going to go about inviting these guys. With college. It's a little bit easier. It's like, oh, you don't have the credentials. But, you know, guys like, oh, shit. I played in the NFL for eight years. I deserved it. You know. And this is going to be like a pre-screening, pre-combine combine. That's March 22nd. I'll probably watch that, too. Brady Quinn's right there. I wonder if Timmy Tebow's going to roll out on that one, too. Timmy Tebow crushed the combine when he ran it. Amazing to think he was number 25 pick overall. Of course, anybody who has ever played with the guy did nothing but rave. Raves about. And I'm not a Tebow apologist. I still do think he could play in the NFL. That's why I think the NFL needs to expand their rosters for Tim Tebow. No, just in general. I think they should go to a 60-man roster so teams can carry three, four quarterbacks so they can have some quarterbacks that provide different skill sets and do some things so you can start seeing some offenses that are a little bit more varied than the same offense you see run out there every week. You know, guys are afraid to run their quarterbacks and get them hurt. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. can't believe Seattle didn't run more read option in that game though oh the outside linebacks are too fast Jamie Collins freak athlete for the Patriots probably the best athlete they have Russell Wilson made him look silly I don't know why I don't get Russell Wilson on the edge but same thing I don't want to get these guys hurt alright speaking of hurt I'm yeah I don't even want to talk about that anymore I don't want to talk about any more kicking balls I don't want to talk about Jameis Winston supposedly being the black Peyton Manning supposedly having the best football IQ in the history of the Wunderlich test or whatever that may be Johnny Manziel blew the Wunderlich test off too I'm not turning on Johnny yet I still think he can come back even though hopefully he's not in some kind of Dr. Drew inspired reality series with Johnny Manziel coming out of his rehab but hey he's just got to get out of Cleveland Ray Farmer sending text messages on the sideline you know they got to get out of the Cleveland shit show that is and the Cleveland Browns in their new uniforms that's the biggest story that's coming Cleveland Browns new uniforms and Johnny Manziel that's what they got going for them and Josh Gordon I just read a book about Paul Brown though for those who don't know where the Browns name came from it came from Paul Brown fascinating guy high school coach college coach coach at the Naval training facility in Grand Rapids back in the 40s when those teams used to play against college teams that's why they named the Browns they probably changed their name they fired Paul Brown you think they should have changed their name when they fired Paul Brown and he ended up buying and running the Cincinnati Bengals you know the rival team the rival team you got the name of the coach you know come on just change the name of the team who really cares cares about the AFC the NCAA days or whatever ACA AFFC championships that the Browns won they already got rid of them once Art Mordell already ran them out of town one time changed their name to the Ravens but for some reason they thought it would be such a good good idea to bring back the Browns and call them the Browns after the coach that they fired couldn't have that anymore the Belichicks the Patriots of New England Belichicks no well the San Francisco Tompkins Tom Zillas that guy's got he's got failure written all over him that whole Adam Gase fiasco too for some reason owners have hot ons for the Denver assistants it's been that way for the last five six years Dennis Allen got hired to be the head coach of the Raiders terrible you know Adam Gase supposedly he was hired as the head coach of the 49ers but he refused to hire Jim Tom Zillas as his defensive coordinator so what is it? infinite wisdom of the San Francisco 49ers do they say no Adam Gase we don't want you we're going to hire the guy that you don't want what kind of egos Adam Gase have that he thinks that he can be able to you know he should have struck when the iron was hot when he had Peyton Manning and made him look like a quote unquote offensive genius now Gase goes to what? Atlanta or something? you're going to go down there and see what you know Atlanta's probably going to end up 9-7, 10-6 like it seemed like they always do well of course they play in the NFC South which seems to be the worst division in football although they seem to I think there's enough talent in that division that it'll bounce back it was an abnormality but you know the guy's just going to turn down this head coaching job because he couldn't you know the guy that he knew people I guess though you know to be honest to be fair Tom's the guy I'm always a little bit apprehensive I always gotta always look a little cross-eyed at the coaching team coaches that they keep from a staff from a previous guy who got fired you know there's some backbiting there there's got to be some backbiting there Tom's is going to be in the powers that be what's the name there Wonder Kid I forget his name there it was the owner of the 49ers Eddie DiBattolo's grandson you know another kid born on a silver spoon kid born on third base thinks he hit a triple but you know it's Tom's the guy had to be backbiting Harbaugh the whole time that's a good thing coming out now Harbaugh says he's wanted to stay but they fired him to hire his defensive line coach the guy had never been the guy had never been a coordinator one at the very least and two he's never been a head coach now he's going to be a head coach of one of the best franchises in the NFL it's got disaster written all over it 8-8-9-7 although they still I still think San Francisco is probably the most talented team in the NFL pound for pound player for player but how long is that going to last? you know and I think Harbaugh actually had a plan we'll see what the plan is for Jim Tomzilla of course I do like guys that can't even freaking speak in a press conference I do like the guys who aren't quite as polished you know so part of me I guess is pulling for them but I'm not the biggest 49er fan in the world although I respect not the biggest 49er fan in the world alright I'm still rambling now I'm starting to sweat the air conditioning off that's it Cheyenne I'm done we'll see you next week Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music