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We'll see you next time.
Ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao.
What the fuck?
Wow.
What's up, motherfuckers?
Did you guys hear that shit?
That was funny.
That was weird.
You know what's weird?
Is we were right before that intro happened.
Caroline.
Caroline's here tonight.
Hey, hi, Caroline.
Hi.
Caroline, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
So Paco pissed on me tonight.
Yeah, don't.
And so we thought it was kind of funny.
On my shoe.
And I was like on the sample there.
I was like, don't.
Don't piss on Paco.
Yeah.
Don't let him piss on Paco.
Yeah, don't let him piss on Paco.
And then Paco pissed on you.
Paco pissed.
Paco fucking pissed on me tonight.
He's showing up.
You got peed on.
What the fuck, dude?
He loves you.
He loves you.
Gave me a fucking golden shower and shit.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
What the?
Paco, damn.
What the?
What the hell?
What was that shit?
Fucking interspecies erotica?
What is that?
What is that?
I don't know about that stuff.
Whoa.
I don't do that.
Anyway, so it's kind of a really fun night tonight for me.
That's when you like getting pissed on by animals.
I don't know, dude.
This is something from a movie.
Never mind.
What in the hell are we talking about here?
Never fucking mind.
Movies y'all are watching.
It was actually Clerks 2, so it wasn't.
What in the hell are you guys talking about?
We got Danny back there.
And we got Danny and Vice are here with us.
Vice.
Skid Row Studios.
Skid Row Studios.
It's the LaFrostimo Show.
Hey, so like the other guy, I want to plug the sound guy real quick.
The voiceover guy that did that new intro for us.
He fucking just put that together.
That was awesome.
He did all the samples and put it all together and fucking sounds really good.
His name is Brandon Futch.
I hope I'm pronouncing that right.
Futch.
Futch today.
And you can find his stuff on YouTube.
Yes.
He's a really good voice.
Yeah.
And also go to soundcloud.com.
Soundcloud.com slash ballen dash B.
What?
That's a mouthful.
Wait.
Wait.
Break it down.
Break it down.
All right.
All right.
Let me do that again.
Soundcloud.com slash B-A-L-L-E-N dash B.
That's where you can find that guy's shit.
Yeah.
Ballen.
B-A-L-E-N dash B.
Ballen D.
Ballen.
How'd you find this cat?
Where'd you find this guy?
Once again on fucking Craigslist.
Oh, Craigslist.
The infamous Craigslist.
Craigslist is magical.
I want to see the Craigslist killer.
That's where I fucking.
Have you guys heard about that movie?
That's on Lifetime.
It's a Lifetime movie.
I want to see it.
Have you seen it?
No.
The Craigslist killer.
I saw that commercial for it and it looked pretty interesting.
Yeah.
I really wanted to see that.
How come I haven't seen that yet?
It's a Lifetime movie.
Fucking why haven't you?
For reals.
It's like on cable.
I'm on cable all the time.
Okay, wait.
So I was going to talk about why it's a fun night tonight for me especially because one of my best friends is here tonight.
Aw.
DJing.
This fucking ho-pi over here.
You know, that's Gariño's right there.
Gariño's.
I don't like ho-pi, but okay.
Anyway.
Al, stupid.
Don't act like.
Come on.
Be real.
Be real.
Come on.
We can talk about it.
We can work it out.
Come on.
Aw.
You miss me.
I do.
Talk about what?
The weave.
What weave?
Oh, the weave.
Yeah.
We were talking earlier about Claudia.
Oh, no.
Wait.
Back in the day.
Let's not pre-ejaculate.
Let's just.
Let's not pre-ejaculate.
Yeah.
Keep it in your pants, girl.
Me?
Okay.
We'll talk.
We'll talk about.
The weave.
The infamous.
The unbeweavable.
Claudia.
Claudia.
That's right, girl.
You guys don't even know.
That's good.
Oh, man.
Okay, babe.
What are you going to play?
I'm going to start it off like.
Another Frosty Mo Show.
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Anyways.
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Anyways.
Bro, I'm going to do it like I always do it.
I'm going to play some Manic Hispanic first.
Yeah.
As always.
And here it is.
Check it out, fuckers.
Orale.
This is for our compadre, Mr. Britt Reeves, who's in the big slant pit in the Skyhomes.
This is a game we used to play.
The name of this game is called Uno, Dos, Eccas, Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Saw you in a mag, kissing a man Smoking a bra, oh, kissing a man Saw you in a revista, trying to pass you a hot dog I got you in the corner, got you in the corner Got you in the corner, got you in the corner Got you where I want you, got you where I want you Got you where I want you, oh no, no, no Órale, hockey Go for a little bird like Carlos Santana, hon Hay Check out magic fingers I didn't do that Like Ace Greenbird or something, hon Yeah I'm the ghost at the door Orale That was Manic Hispanic As always I always do that one first I always do a Manic Hispanic song first so I'm just doing that Man How about when you guys burp sometimes And the burps don't smell too fresh Your burps aren't smelling all right Not so fresh feeling Yeah How do you guys feel about that There's fucking some hot garbage In your mouth You gotta go brush the teeth or something Get some Listerine Listerine burns Yeah it does It burns the Listerine It's supposed to snow in LA tonight Oh shit that's right I don't think it's gonna happen Yeah I don't know man But that'd be pretty fucking cool It's not too cold right now It's been Raining all day Cats and dogs Like scary Well with all these fucking retards On the freeways and shit That can't drive in the rain If it snows It's gonna be even worse dude Caroline was saying Caroline Caroline was saying It'll be a fucking pile up Caroline was saying earlier That for some reason When it starts raining and stuff She like turns into Starts turning into a terrible driver Even though in the back of my mind I was thinking Well you're kind of not the best driver Anyways But anyways God Yeah That story led up to Some fucking accusations But anyways And she was Like normal Nothing new Anyways And so she was like So You were freaking out When I was driving I was stoned With that Skywalker shit That you fucking Made me smoke Not made me That I made you I know I know Not made me Hey so one thing The fucking rain didn't stop Is Are you fucking Playing the fucking Wait Moses Moses Over here Wait Moses over here On the fucking Side of me over here I can't even see right I'm blind remember And like I see this fucking Thing moving over here On my peripheral and shit And like it's Moses acting like He's playing the fucking Piccolo and shit What in the fuck With the blunt With the blunt Oh my god dude But it was It's a joke that we got You know Like the Jethro Tull Fucking joke Yeah Yeah yeah I got you I got you I was like doing that to Danny You know like You know While you guys Were talking and shit I don't like Jethro Tull Very much I like Jethro Tull I don't I don't like that Fucking flute The recording Anyways So Anyways I'm gonna play A new song By a band called Bratmobile They're in that whole Like Riot Grrrl Scene thing And the song is called Cool Schmool We're so cool Yeah yeah Yeah we're so Cool cool We're so cool Yeah yeah Yeah we're so cool Fuck you too Cool schmool I don't wanna sit around And talk about this Why I care We're just good All day I don't wanna wonder If you're gonna say hello I don't wanna wonder If you're gonna walk away I don't wanna hear How many friends you have I don't have any anymore Cool schmool I don't wanna hear You're just coming for us So cool I don't wanna go Back to junior high school I don't want any Friends to call me out Dinner out I don't wanna die To a fucking Handicrean I just wanna be Your little Best friend Let us hang out And be cool Alright Let's go I don't want to go by tonight I don't have to hide behind your little hat I'm a delta, I don't have I can take a pie and pick you up and down I can throw your heart right out of this town See, I don't think I was telling you What's so cool about what I'm wearing Cause you can't just have fun with you And you can't just have fun with the world There's like footage on YouTube With like me being like all of like I don't know, fuck Like 18 probably In what year?
In like 93 or something Wait, I don't know Wait, how much older?
Wait, how old are you again?
I'm 37 No, 36 I'm gonna be 37 In March Isn't that crazy?
I know Isn't that crazy?
Oh my gosh Fucking shocked No, I forgot I forgot that Sometimes I forget, you know, that we're old Thanks Yes I agree, yes It's true, it's okay That's awesome I totally accept it Oh shit, what the fuck is this?
Oh my god Oh shit Damn, Moses, you scared me What the fuck, dude?
I was all Like my fucking heart dropped right now But what was that for reals?
The sound of freedom The sound of freedom Of freedom They got their freedom They got their freedom Made in Mexico Yes So 93, yeah And there's footage of me, I think Singing Cherry Bomb Was it?
Where at?
At Jabberjaw Jabberjaw?
Yeah Wasn't it like the Natural Fudge or someplace like that?
Uh-uh Remember those places?
That was fun The Natural Fudge?
Yeah No, but remember I used to see you at Perversion?
Yeah, we used to see each other at those clubs The Probe Remember the Probe?
On Highland Dude We're old Did you ever go to Velvet?
Yeah, on Sundays?
Yeah How about That's funny How about How about Maryland's Backstreet?
No I went there a couple of times But no I did Yeah I never really got into that scene It was fun Not like I got into Going to Perversion and shit Dancing all fucking night to fucking Joy Division And fucking New Order You used to be goth I wasn't goth You were goth I remember you You were kind of goth You were goth-y When we first met When you were Yeah, when you were hanging out with Dee Dee You were kind of goth-y I mean, I know I was I was I know you were too You were kind of goth I remember the way you used to dance and shit I swear You were totally You used to like Throw out your hand Yeah All industrial and shit Or something I don't know Any Yeah Yeah Oh god Anyways, DJ Sweet Caroline's here tonight Yes, she is Hi, hi Skid Row Studios On the LaFrost and Moe show That's right The LaFrost and Moe show See?
See, Jeremy's going to get these things Where it's like And it's going to be like samples and stuff Sound bites and samples Yeah Fun little noises Little tidbits And little like Like if you like hear the slip sound or something You know what I mean?
Like I want to just go like behind my house And like record the fucking cops When they pull people over on the fucking freeway Yeah, dude You know what I mean?
And just like Cars Yeah, I hear a lot of assholes Accidents Where I live and shit We were talking about when you Were You wanted to go and talk to like Bums and shit on the Yeah, I want to do that too On the streets Yeah And get drunk with them Get drunk with them and be cool with them Or be all like No, totally Bum fights No Or what?
I don't want to fight with no bums Okay Those guys stink, dude They like fucking If you get too close to them Their stench Sticks to you and Yeah, there's a couple guys down on Skid Row That we should Go talk to you about Go talk to you Because They'll come up with some crazy shit Like buy them a rock I don't know about that Fuck Yeah, they can like Smoke crack with them No, not What the fuck's going on over here?
Just be like Hey man Go smoke some crack Here's some crack, dude Go ahead and And toke it up All you have to do is Tell those guys like Hey man, you dropped a rock on the sidewalk And then they'll be looking for that fucking rock For like seven hours That sucks That's fucked up Whenever you see those guys down in Skid Row On their fucking hands And knees That's what they're doing?
Yeah, they're looking for a rock They're looking for little kibbles and bits and shit Oh man They just know there's some rock on the ground, man They just know it's there somewhere And they can never find it They can never, never find it There's always a gang of crackheads down there anyway So you figure if You know, out of all them crackheads If one of them drops a rock It's gotta be around somewhere Who knows?
Yeah, they figure it's like Somebody that just dropped a penny or something The high fucking concentration of crackheads Chances are If you look hard enough You're gonna find a rock Yeah, like What if you're that one crackhead That actually does find a fucking rock on the floor?
Dude, that's your lucky day That's like a lottery That's your lucky day right there Yeah, dude That's called Skid Row Lottery right there Yeah You can find a rock on the floor Fucking hit the jackpot So what are you gonna What are you gonna play for us, Caroline?
Actually, uh Marlo, your song's next, man Oh, is it?
Yeah Fuck, I'm wasted Just like the title of the song That's alright, babe I'm fucked up We can do it Sorry, I'm sorry This one's wasted Wasted?
I was a wasted I was a wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout You know I was out of my head And I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was a heavy man You know I live on the street I was a wasted I was wasted I was a wasted I was a wasted I was a fucked up I was a screwed up I was a jacked up Couldn't get any higher than that And I was repelled up I was reneged on I was a jacked up I was out of my head I was a wasted I was a wasted I was a wasted I was a wasted I was wasted I said Can you tell or what?
No, maybe just a little bit But not too much Why?
No, it's okay Okay Shit Yeah Hey, so one thing that the rain didn't stop tonight Is the fucking weed delivery service The weed delivery guy, huh?
That guy comes in fucking rain, sleet, or snow, man He's like the U.S.
Postman He's like the U.S.
Postman Postal service, but like with dank That's awesome That's awesome that they're doing that Green light delivery That we have the option to do that California is the best state in the fucking union Isn't that?
Isn't that like The only place you're truly free That's a privilege right there, dude Like how many other places get to have that?
Not only that How many other places has a delivery service that's 24-7?
That's what I'm saying 24-7 What the fuck?
That's what I'm talking about Yeah, if you got the money and the car I thought you were saying in general like California Because, you know, in fucking Pennsylvania If you have a roach in your hand They're gonna fucking break down your door And throw you in jail Damn You know what?
That's true because, you know what?
In West Virginia Did I talk Have I ever talked about this before?
No, but I know West Virginia has super harsh laws Dude, in West Virginia We did a show up there For this guy named Jesco Jesco White He's like the dancing outlaw He's called I don't know if you guys know him If you guys don't know who he is Look him up He's fucking hilarious He used to be like an Elvis impersonator But he used to tap dance He was awesome Tap dance?
He does tap dance, yeah That's like the lost art Yeah No, seriously Anyway, so we did a show Very few, if anybody We did a show in West Virginia And the cops were there Because the cops had heard that we fucking cuss and shit And they were saying If you cuss, you're gonna go to jail So we were all like What the fuck?
So we were like So I was like What's up, West Vagina?
Like, try not to cuss and stuff Like, oh my god, dude And you know what happened?
They did not put us in jail They actually bought like three or four records Or CDs off of us Yeah, the cops did Yeah Isn't that cool?
Fuck yeah So you guys never ever cussed and shit So the moral of the story is that West Virginia is actually okay?
I don't know I don't know what the moral I don't know The moral of the story is that West Virginia is actually okay The moral of the story is that Yeah, you know, it turned out to be okay Okay I thought it was Okay I don't know how that happened So anyway, I just want to real quick just mention these guys Because the guy was super cool And he's gonna come in next week And probably talk to us in a little more depth About what it's like to do 24-7 delivery in Los Angeles That's awesome Green light delivery Yeah At 424-209-9017 Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah And then they'll go outside of that, but they just will charge you a little bit for delivery then.
I don't even know where the fuck Culver City is, to be honest with you.
It's between here and Santa Monica.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, right next to Venice.
Yeah.
Well, that sucks.
What sucks?
That it's far away if I ever wanted to weed.
Oh, yeah, because they won't go to West Coast.
Fuck.
I'm going to pay for them to come out to this SGB and shit, dude.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Maybe you should start one.
Maybe you should start one.
Hey, if there's enough people, I'm sure they'll extend the area.
Oh, yeah.
Franchise.
You guys can start a franchise.
That would be nice.
Talk to them.
Call it the weed store.
The weed store.
Or generic delivery.
The weed store.
The weed delivery.
So we got, Caroline's got her first jam.
Oh, yeah.
Joy Division, Warsaw.
It's a pretty good song.
I like it.
It's all right.
That's so enthusiastic.
Yeah, I love, no, I love them.
They're one of, they're one of my favorite bands ever.
Yes.
Me too.
Joy Division is awesome.
I think most everyone likes them.
All right.
Here you go.
Three, five, oh, one, two, five, go.
I was there on the backstage.
The weather's like a morale.
I grew up on a chain's leg.
But when the first time around.
I could see all the witness.
I could pick all the faults.
But I could see all the main tests.
Just a stick in your throat.
P1G.
P1G.
P1G.
P1G.
P1G.
P1G.
Hey, Archie!
I can still hear the footsteps I can see all the walls I slid into your man's trap With no hearing at all I just seek condemnation I think you're a good fight Just to live in the past tense To make believe you were right Hey, Archie!
Hey, Archie!
Hey, Archie!
Three, five, move!
One!
Two!
Five!
Yes, that was...
Who was that, babe?
Joy Division.
Caroline.
That's Caroline's song.
Oh.
Yeah, that's my song.
Warsaw is the name of the song.
Yeah.
That's a sad story about the singer dude.
Yeah, he killed himself.
Yeah.
The torturous life.
Because of his wife or something?
Because he found...
Because he found out that his wife cheated on him or something like that?
Is that what happened?
He also had seizures.
He was epileptic and a bunch of other things.
There was a lot of different things that caused it.
But we don't know, you know.
We're not going to know the real reasons.
Yeah.
Just hearsay and gossip and folklore, I guess.
Yeah.
Or division.
Or the culture or whatever.
Yeah, that was Joy Division.
That was Joy Division Warsaw.
Hi, you guys.
Hi, guys.
So...
So what do we got next?
We are going to talk with Jeremy about his fucking Honda.
Oh, his car.
He's pissed off right now.
Yeah, so I just wanted to say fuck you to a couple companies.
This is our fuck you segment.
Yes, this is the fuck you shout out.
I want to say fuck you.
Before he starts, I want to say fuck you to everybody.
Don't take it personally.
We should send shout outs, but just send fuck you's instead of shout outs.
Yeah.
So we should say...
Sometimes that's easier.
Yeah, like people wanted shout outs that like left me comments on Facebook saying, hey, send me a shout out.
So fuck you.
That's a shout out.
It's a shout out.
Milhouse.
Fuck you.
Milhouse.
Oh, Milhouse.
Yeah, because he said, send me a shout out.
So...
There's a fuck you shout out, Milhouse.
I kind of like that.
Fuck you.
Yeah, I like that better than saying hi.
Yeah, it's sometimes it's easier to say fuck you.
Sometimes it relieves them.
It's just like, fuck you, dude.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
That's it.
I hear it all the time.
So she's pretty...
She should be stress free.
She should be.
I'm sure.
How stupid.
Fuck you.
Whatever.
Why are you trying to start shit on the mic, Mo?
Why?
Why you got to go there?
Why you got to fucking...
Entertaining.
I don't know.
Anyway, it's entertaining for you.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
What's that?
What's this?
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
If she's not...
We haven't heard the bong flute tonight, but we've heard the fucking sound of freedom a couple of times.
That freedom?
Yeah, then you guys could hear I was playing the fucking...
The blunt signal earlier and shit.
The piccolo Pete.
Piccolo Pete blunt.
Yeah.
That's a big old fatty blunt, dude.
Pac goes in the house and he peed on my shoe today.
She got peed on.
She got pissed on.
That's right.
I'm good.
Wait, so what happened with Honda?
Oh, yeah.
Honda.
Oh, yeah.
Your rental car.
What happened with you?
How about that?
Oh, yeah.
We're stoners.
It started a long time ago.
Continue with the Honda story.
My fossils are...
What the fuck are they called?
I'm gonna piss on you.
So three months ago, I went to Honda, took my car to Honda and fucking had some work done on it.
And they gave me a fucking rental car for three days.
And it's 90 days later and I get a call from Enterprise Rental.
This is all here in downtown LA.
Fucking Honda of downtown LA and Enterprise.
Fuck you.
It's like two blocks away.
And Enterprise calls me up and they're like, yeah, Honda's not really responding to our requests for them to pay us.
So we're just going to charge you instead.
And I was in a fucking taco shop in East LA and I was bitching at this person on the phone because it's bullshit, man.
Total bullshit.
They give Honda 90 days to pay the bill and they give me fucking zero hours.
Like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
They just call me.
Oh, we're charging you now.
And I flipped out on the fucker and I hope they fucking get hit with a bomb because I fucking hate that place.
Yeah, well, they get a big, fat, generous helping of fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you.
A big old fuck you.
Give me zero time to fucking settle it up with Honda and fucking give Honda 90 days.
Go have Paco pee on them.
That's cool.
I just want to take a big old fucking leak like he did on Frosty's shoes.
Shut up.
He baptized you, babe.
I'm not funny.
He's not funny.
Your poor Converse are going to kind of smell.
I love him.
I love him.
He can pee on me all he wants.
He can pee on you all he wants?
That's true romance right there, dog.
On my shoes, sure, if that's what he's got to do.
That's how much I love him.
You'll let him pee on you?
That little bastard's been on my lap this whole time.
Has he peed on you?
Yeah, I like him too.
Aw, but do you love him?
I said I like him.
Do you love him?
I do not love him.
God.
He's a dog.
Come on.
Wait, I don't understand that.
You say dogs don't have souls.
What the fuck is that about?
I'm just playing with you when I say that.
No, yeah, no, he said that.
Yeah, I did say that, but I was just trying to push your buttons.
Why?
And it worked.
That totally worked.
We're talking about it right now on the fucking air and shit.
Burn.
Anyways.
Says Danny.
So what do we got next, babe?
I know it's your turn.
Is it my turn?
Oh, yes.
This time it's your turn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, I get to play the Go-Go's, This Town.
This song reminds me of when I was growing up.
And I used to live in Stockton, I think, around the time.
Stockton, California, up north.
And I used to see a bunch of New Wave girls and stuff.
And I used to be like, oh, and they look cool.
And I was young, you know?
And yeah, I was always like, and my cousin Arlene was like a kind of punk rock New Wave or kind of, I don't know.
She was really into the Go-Go's.
And so this is, yeah, this is This Town.
This Town We all know the chosen toys We all know the chosen toys of catty girls and pretty boys Make up that face, jump in the race Life's a kick in this town Life's a kick in this town This town is our town This town is a glamorous Bet you live there if you could And be one of us This town is our town This town is a glamorous Bet you live there if you could And be one of us Change the lines like we said before We're all dreamers, we're all whores We're all dreamers, we're all whores Discarded stars like worn-out cars Later the streets of this town Later the streets of this town This town is our town This town is a glamorous Bet you live there if you could And be one of us This town is our town This town is our town This town is our town Our town is so glamorous Bet you'd be fair if you could be one of us This town is our town It's still so glamorous Bet you'd live here if you could be one of us This town is our town It's still so glamorous I'll bet you'd live here if you could be one of us This town This town This town This town This town This town Go-go's The go-go's you love the go-go's i fucking love the go-go's dude you sing the go-go's for karaoke yes i do i sing other songs as well rock lobster no i used to do that with andy from a bit we did a fucking awesome version of that shit you sing white rabbit that's your karaoke dude go crazy for white rabbit i remember i remember you know the last time i sung white rabbit i don't remember when it was but it was a terrible version of it i think it was at the all-star lanes all-star lane don't you remember the night that that riot broke out oh my god that's crazy oh yeah there's blood and shit all over i even heard about that right yeah there was a giant riot at the all-star lanes they had no security it was like two chicks who like started it and then people were hopping behind the bar and stealing booze and then people started that's fucking awesome yeah like throwing bottles at each other and then it all goes outside and of course it all goes on top of one car one person's car they all start like fighting on top on your car on my car that was your car there was blood i heard about the blood all over my car you're like i'm never gonna go there again you're like have you been there since no fuck that and i even tried to call them just you know for my insurance company but now that you know they wouldn't help me they wouldn't give me any video or anything they they were total jerks that's fucked up so you want to say fuck you to them no yeah yeah fuck you all-star lanes but you guys make really strong drinks for cheap so i don't hate you that much but your but your security guards but there was one you know time yeah that fucking huge ass riot jesus i remember that fucking girl started it it was a bunch of fucking girls yeah i was like oh shit i knew i knew a fucking daughter against these two they were trying to talk to us too huh weren't they yes they were trying to fight with us because we were dancing too close oh really because remember we were all on dance floor and it was kelly's birthday we're all you know it was some like i don't know some cheesy hip-hop song we were all dancing to and then if you just looked at the girl wrong she just glared at you and you knew that they wanted to fight so we all got off the floor because we because we all got scared of them those bitches had razor blades in their cheeks just waiting to fucking cut us yeah they're kind of rowdy i was like oh they're rowdy they're rowdy they're rowdy they're rowdy they're rowdy they're rowdy they're rowdy rowdier than us and that's pretty rowdy we're not that rowdy but anyways we were talking about too like when mr t i don't know if any of you guys remember this shit but mr t's used to have karaoke night on like tuesday nights or some shit was it tuesday or thursday i think it was uh maybe it was thursday i think it was thursday because wasn't that craft night too didn't they have craft night no maybe it was wednesday i don't know maybe tuesday i'm not sure but it was tuesday it was one of those nights but man karaoke every week was pretty awesome yeah it was awesome those were the good old days like when i used to work at the gutter and shit like that i don't know if any of you guys went went to the gutter it was they had really good food yeah at one point i mean i don't know it was at mr t's no i don't even think they have the that place open it's sad what happened to that place i know it's really sad do you guys know the story about that i don't know but i always like mr t's is a cool place to play it's an awesome place to play but it used to be more awesome it used to be incredible i used to book bands there yeah oh yeah the 99 cent 99 cent budget rock show showcase was once a month and it was a bunch of it was 99 cents to get in yeah and i gave you back your fucking penny it was a lot of fun we had really good times had a lot of good bands a lot of our friends that's all it was it was just our friends bands playing and we had a good baby bitch production sorry we're just going down memory lane because we've like known each other for a long time and we used to drink 40s in the parking lot yeah i miss your teas yeah we used to drink sparks remember sparks yeah damn dude sparks was a shit back in the day when you can get it we used to drink sparks in our 40s i drank a sparks really fast once and i felt like i was gonna die what the hell's a spark sparks kind of is uh what four locos is now but you ever hear of one called drank is it purple purple drank is it purple drink i don't know oh jesus christ that's awful never mind yeah okay so anyways i'm gonna play something from reggae youth reggae youth no wasted youth oh wasted you wasted you this one's called we were on heroin which we are not i needed myself i needed myself i need it myself i lose everything i own i don't care if i die gotta have it to survive my escape day by day my life is less than the same i needed myself shoot it up with my arms i needed myself i will sleep day or night till i get it do i shoot it take the money from my mom take the life who cares about this world everything seems so good i don't care if i die what i care if i die i don't care when i had been been been been!
been!
been!
about what you do on tuesday nights oh yeah well i dj every tuesday night at a bar in highland park called the little cave you know what i fucking love the little cave because i've had plenty of fucking crazy fucking like nights there we've had lots of lots of had my purse stolen there a couple times fucking with my fucking got jumped i got jumped by fucking chola from the avenue how do you get jumped by like a chola getting jumped is like by multiple people like maybe more than one because the chola just came out of nowhere and just attacked her and i'm blind that's getting attacked that's not getting jumped okay so she got attacked okay sorry sorry mo sorry mo i got attacked i got attacked anyways this fucking monster of a fucking chola come here bitch i'm from the avenue and i was like no and then i couldn't see she knocked out my glasses and i was like fuck dude it was terrible anyways let's talk about that let's talk about yeah every tuesday night i dj at the cave it's called totally 80s tuesdays it's all 80s music all types of 80s we have 80s hip-hop 80s new wave 80s funk 80s freestyle which is uh lafrosse's favorite type of music she loves the cha-cha that's right very very thump records that's right i love the thump booth at the la county fair hell yeah I love going by the Thump Records business.
Thump Records, boo.
I love Thump Records.
The Pomona Fair.
I love going to the Pomona Fair.
The Pomona Fair is awesome.
The fucking in the fun zone where all the gangsters hang out and shit.
Get some chocolate covered bacon and shit.
Fucking deep fried Oreos.
Oh, remember the Krispy Kreme chicken sandwich?
I never had that.
I had that at the LA County Fair.
The Krispy Kreme chicken sandwich.
I know.
I heard about that shit.
You've been talking about that shit for a couple years now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
I love when you're stoned.
I still have to go.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, okay.
What?
Who's stoned?
Nobody.
We don't do that type of shit around here.
What are you talking about?
Drugs are for the devil.
Yeah, so every Tuesday night, the Little Cave, Highland Park, totally 80s Tuesdays.
There's no cover.
It's just a fun dive bar.
Play all sorts of 80s, and I'll play most of your requests also.
So.
It's a fun night.
It's very fun.
I love going there. $5 Jager Bombs.
Oh, see, that shit fucks you up right there. $5 Jager Bombs.
Who on the world do you want to talk about the $5 Jager Bombs?
And $5 Girly Mixed Drinks, which is one called.
I love Jager Bombs.
The Otter Pop, the Malibu Barbie, and there's a couple other ones.
Babe, where's Paco?
Oh, your dog?
Oh, anyway.
I'm kind of buzzed.
I don't know what I did with him.
Lost the dog.
I lost the fucking dog.
He's little.
He's little, too.
So, yeah.
He's not playing in his bed.
He's cool.
He's probably got a contact eye.
So, you guys should go to the cave on Tuesday nights.
It's totally fun.
Tuesdays.
Tuesdays.
Totally 80s Tuesdays.
Come visit me.
DJ.
DJ.
Sweet Caroline.
Sweet Caroline's my name.
So, yeah.
And she plays this stuff.
I play.
Oh, yeah.
And then my song's next, huh?
Talking Heads.
This Must Be the Place.
Naive.
Melody.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
It's a great song.
Yeah, because some of those Muppets are trippy.
Like, I'm sorry.
Totally.
Animal.
Yeah.
He's awesome.
The fucking Beaker and the Swedish Chef.
Yeah.
Those two grumpy dudes sitting up on the top.
The balcony and shit.
Yeah, the balcony guys.
Always talking shit about something.
That fucking band.
What's the name of the band that's in the Muppets?
I don't know.
Rita, you got it right there, girl.
Google it.
You can fucking Google everything.
A friend of mine.
You know the movie?
The movie Harold and Kumar.
Yeah.
Go to White Castle.
My friend took a clip from the Muppets and then used the soundtrack from Harold and Kumar and matched it up with the Muppets characters.
Uh-huh.
It's fucking funny as hell.
Or can we see that?
I can see that happen.
I'll dig it up and I'll put it on the website.
Is it on YouTube?
I don't even know.
It was so long ago.
You know who Ryan Clancy is, don't you there, Caroline?
I don't know him personally.
Yeah, your friend does.
John's talked about him before.
Yeah.
So he's a good guy.
I put that together and it's fucking hilarious.
Oh, wait.
Is Ryan Clancy the tall one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy with the glasses?
Yeah.
He makes beer.
I've met him.
Yes, never mind.
I have, I have, I think I have.
He's very, he's very nice.
He's a nice guy.
He made a marijuana-infused beer for me once and he's really good at making beer and he took marijuana, made beer from it and put my face on the cover of the bottle.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, shit.
Do you have any of the bottles?
Actually, there's one downstairs.
I got to see that.
Nice.
You got to take a picture of it and put it on the website because I want to post it.
Speaking of which, dude, fucking our friend Vice here made some crazy pot tea.
Yes, he did.
He made some tea pot.
That shit was good.
Come here, Vice.
Sweet, sweet pot tea.
Vice is going to come over here.
Yo, what's up, Vice?
What up?
So, you put a concoction together, some fucking sticks and stems and...
And put a lot of sugar, right?
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Yeah.
And it tastes like some fucking killer weed.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
That was the ceremonial gong on the La Frasca Mo Show.
That means the fucking blunt is ready.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
The ceremonial gong to say the blunt is ready.
So, what are you doing there?
Smoking a blunt like I always do.
What?
What's a blunt?
Vice, a.k.a.
the blunt man.
The blunt master.
The master of the blunt.
The arts of the blunt.
Traditional silverback wrapped in melon flavored zigzag blunt wrap.
What kind of smoke you got in there?
Why did you choose melon?
I always wonder about how come you guys choose such crazy flavors.
Like piña colada and shit.
Yeah, like.
Do them all.
I don't understand.
Because they all taste different.
Why not?
Because they all taste different.
Variety is the spice of fucking weed.
Do you like the sweeter blunt wraps or do you like the.
It just depends.
It just depends on what kind of day it is.
You know how.
So, today is a melon burst day for you.
Today was a melon burst day.
Yesterday was a peach fancy day.
And it looked like a picture of Jesus on it.
Yes.
Did you see the picture on the blunt wrap?
I'm sure Jesus.
He does look like Jesus.
He looks like fucking Jesus.
You know, I wouldn't doubt it.
But like nobody really knows what Jesus actually looked like.
You know, just like.
Well, you know, there's the pictures of it.
Yeah, but that don't mean much, you know.
I know, but he always has long hair, brown.
Sometimes he's white.
Sometimes he's black.
Yeah.
Yeah, sometimes.
Sometimes he's.
The black baby Jesus.
Lying in the manger.
You know, Jesus can look.
Well, this looks like Jesus to me.
That looks like a hippie Jesus.
It looks like a fucking.
Model after the French man who invented zigzags.
Okay, well, he's kind of.
The zigzag man.
He kind of looks like Jesus.
Some French soldier invented zigzags.
Is it French?
I thought it was Arab.
I thought it was French, man.
Is it?
I think it's French.
I don't know.
It's a name in the Dominican Republic.
I used to have a fucking car.
I used to have a little zigzag tin that explained the history like of the zigzag man and how he came to be on the fucking cover.
And some jackass fucking broke in my car and stole all stole my tin with change, like broken my car.
For a tin of change?
Yeah, I stole my fucking tin box.
That sucks.
And yeah, that pissed me the fuck off.
How much change do you think you had in there?
I don't know.
Maybe like a dollar or two.
And you know what pisses me the fuck off?
The motherfucker took my gum too.
And another time.
You're.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Yeah.
That was.
Yeah.
Juicy fruit.
That was.
That was.
Right.
Out.
In.
Back.
Of.
The.
Airliner.
And.
Now.
With.
Some.
Trident.
Shit.
Oh.
That's.
More.
That's.
More.
Money.
Damn.
The.
Only.
Times.
Cost.
To.
Some.
Somebody.
Ever.
Stole.
Out.
Of.
My.
Car.
The.
First.
Time.
They.
Stole.
My.
Gum.
in my change and the second time they stole Jolly Ranchers.
That was it.
They broke my car and stole the Jolly Ranchers.
Do you have now and laters and shit or what, dude?
I don't have shit in my car, dude.
You can go in there and you're not going to have anything.
Unless you want to smoke some fucking roaches and shit, that'd be more valuable to me than the fucking candy.
And some goddamn now and laters.
But how come your car keeps getting broken into, though?
I want to know why.
Because it's a Honda?
Because it's a Honda and they're easy to break into.
Do they want to steal your car or do they just want to steal the candy and the change?
I don't know.
Obviously it's the candy and the change.
Yeah, because your car is still there.
They must look at me like, oh damn, this motherfucker got some Jolly Ranchers on his seat.
I'm going to get the shit.
Nigga, I got the munchies.
I got the fucking munchies.
You ever hear that shit, pal?
It's like, all he stole was a goddamn candy bar.
I drove around for it.
I was looking for a crackhead, man, with some chocolate on his face.
It's doo-doo, baby.
It's doo-doo, baby.
I know you guys heard that one.
Who was that?
Chappelle.
I like it when he does the cokehead.
No, the crackhead, you know?
Tyrone Biggins.
Am I late for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?
Yeah, that's a good one.
So then you guys got to remember in Living Color, do you remember that one bum that Damon Wayans used to do?
Do you guys remember that?
That's a good one.
What the fuck was his name, dude?
The more money...
What was his name?
It was the more money guy.
Yeah.
But it was a different character.
Antoine.
Antoine Jackson.
Remember he's got like a baloney plugging up the hole in his shoe and shit?
Some crazy shit?
He carried it around his own toilet and shit.
Like a pickle jar.
Like a pickle jar?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
He's fucking laughing shit?
That's a sick motherfucker right there.
Sick motherfucker.
Where's this song going?
I used to love that show.
Fucking Homie the Clown.
Yeah.
That was good.
Homie don't play that.
I loved Homie the Clown.
Homie don't play the Bluntsicle either, I bet.
I'm about to play it right now.
David Allen Greer was pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was pretty funny on that show.
D-A-G?
Remember Jim Carrey?
Jim Carrey was Fire Marshall Bill.
Remember?
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
I remember he did that little retarded kid with the helmet.
Like that was.
That had like a leash.
Yeah.
He had like a leash on.
You know how kids have like those backpacks now?
I don't remember that.
I love seeing kids in those little backpack leashes.
Do you remember that or you don't?
I don't remember that.
I don't remember the leash.
I do.
I thought, I thought, well maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe it's a different one I'm thinking of.
But yeah, he had like some sort of like.
I remember Fire Marshall Bill.
Let me show you something, right?
Yeah, that guy was fucking nuts, dude.
So what do we got next?
That guy sure is nuts.
I just played the blunticle right now and I'm kind of short of breath.
I think we're going to do 52 Girls.
Is that right?
That's right.
That is right.
Yeah, so we're going to do the B-52's 52 Girls.
I love this song.
You know what?
This whole fucking album is amazing.
If you guys haven't heard it, you need to go get it.
It's the first B-52's album.
I know sometimes people think.
People are like cheesy.
Thank you.
Love Shaq.
No.
And shit like that.
But dude, you guys have to listen to their first album.
It's amazing.
It's a yellow one.
And they're all.
Yeah, it's amazing.
So 52 Girls.
52 Girls.!
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
52 Girls.
I'm going to go.
Go.
It's getting too weird.
And it's heckling all this.
I can't name, name, name all today.
I can't name, name, name all today.
Money and Chinese.
And money and weed.
Oh, these are the girls of the USA.
Oh, these are the girls of the USA.
Oh, these are the girls of the USA.
I can't name, name, name all today.
I can't name, name, name all today.
All today.
I can't name, name, name all today.
Oh, oh, oh.
Cake.
Cake, and candy.
And pretzel.
And candy.
But there is a troll.
Betty and pretzel.
Silly I need her.
And feel like I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
I'm in a!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Take me over!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
She always calls me when she's taking a shit.
She'll be like, hey, guess what I'm...
No, no, no.
I don't want to hear that shit.
She fucking will call me and go, hey, I'm fucking taking a shit right now.
I'll be like, what's up, girl?
That sounds funny, dude.
Do you hear the echo in the background?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Do you get the echo too?
Yeah.
You sound like you're in the bathroom.
Yeah.
She always calls while she's taking a shit.
Hey Caroline, what are you doing?
Oh, no.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, she actually does do stuff like that.
She wants to play battle shits.
Battle shits.
Shut up.
You said, why destroy ya?
Oh, shit.
Oh, what?
Oh.
That's a loud text message ring.
That's my ringer.
Somebody's calling me from my pad.
Probably my son.
But I won't be able to answer.
Right now?
Important on y'all shit.
You don't have to turn your ringer off, babe.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'll do that afterwards.
I'll do that next time.
But yeah, this one, I'm going to play a song real fast.
It's a real quick ditty.
It's called Ha Ha Ha.
Ha Ha Ha.
Ha Ha Ha.
Ha Ha Ha.
Ha Ha Ha.
What is there to do?
She said.
He said.
Come on, baby.
And I'll show you good time.
And so they went down to one of those cheap motels.
And they got all gushy and wet.
Well, I said.
Ha Ha Ha.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha And I said Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee I have no idea.
Ha ha ha.
That was flipper.
That's a crazy song.
I haven't heard that in a long time.
That's a great song.
I like.
Again with the four hours.
I like it.
I think he likes four hours.
So, we were going to play the, what happened with the gravity bomb?
Oh, yeah.
I was going to bring the gravity bomb in and shit.
I was talking all kinds of shit last time.
But I, you know, I just fucking, what do you want?
I didn't bring it.
Sorry.
But on the next show, for sure, I'm going to bring the gravity bomb.
Maybe the next show after that.
The gravity bomb Olympics.
Oh, the next show, we're going to have the gravity bomb and a special guest, if all goes well.
We're going to have to do the, like, weed Olympics.
Yeah.
But we'll see.
We'll announce it if they definitely come on.
You're going to have Los.
Los Mercs.
Los Mercs.
From Boyle Heights.
They're a punk rock band.
They're really good friends of ours.
And, yeah, we want to have them on.
They're going to come in and play some shit off of some of their recorded material and get wasted with us.
Get wasted and slam.
Get wasted and slam.
Yes.
Because we like to get fucked up.
You're too old.
All the time.
Hop inside the pit.
I don't slam anymore because my knees fuck up.
I don't like that anymore.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
My bones hurt.
I don't want to get hurt anymore.
Neither are hospital bills.
That's true.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
So, I don't know.
You're fucked either way when it comes to folks our age.
Oh, that's true.
So, DJ Sweet Caroline is going to play a song real fast.
Next, I'm going to play a song called Give Me That Nut by Eazy-E.
My little sister told me about this song, and she's younger than me, like by 11 years.
And she's a lot younger than me.
And I heard her playing this one day, and I was like, what the hell is that?
She's like, it's Eazy-E.
And I was really embarrassed that I didn't know that it was Eazy-E, and she did.
Damn.
So, Give Me That Nut by Eazy-E.
Give Me That Nut by Eazy-E.
Give Me That Nut by Eazy-E.
Give Me That Nut by Eazy-E.
Okay, back, back to the fucking basics.
You got yours and mine, I want you to taste it.
Open wide and oh, don't you waste it.
Oh, shit all over your face, kid.
You know, you know one thing.
You know me, I like to slang.
That dick, you know what.
So, roll over, girl, while I stick it in ya.
But I'll turn it off while I'm riding that ass screaming shop.
My name is the same.
This is another pussy that I had to tame, so.
Huh?
Get off, baby.
Get off, baby.
Get off, baby.
I like my own soul.
Sorry.
Give Me That Nut.
Give Me That Nut.
Give Me That Nut.
Give Me That Nut.
Give Me That Nut.
Give Me That Nut.
Now I love pussy and pussy loves me.
Like a lemon to the lime.
Out the bubble to the B You know it's real good A nigga can't resist it Couldn't be a fruit loop So don't get me twisted Cause in some pussy Is the place to be Always fucking Is the life for me Spread them legs Open far and wide Fuck this shit Just let me put my dick inside So Give me that That That That Give me that That That That That Gimmie that, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut Bum, get off baby Gently, put the b- Gimmie that, that, that nut Yeah Gimmie that nut Easy E, gimme that nut That's a good song So I was just realizing how fucked up I am from that fucking T That's a good song That advice man, I didn't even drink a lot of it That shit fucked me up man, I'm baked Yeah That stuff is pretty good It's tasty I drank some of it, I can feel it I can feel it, how does it make you feel?
Good Good, we're all stuck Yeah Good That was good, yeah I think the blunt enhanced that a little bit too Shit Your song's on Oh really?
Yeah Oh, thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you La France It's the one You have a song Your favorite, favorite song She asked me to play this every Tuesday or any other night that I DJ Yeah Don Quijote by Magazine 60 It's a fucking You know that fucking cha-cha shit Back in the fucking Freestyle Aquanet Thumb Records Aquanet Aquanet God damn Zcavery Cheese and fucking Remember that shit?
Zcavery Cheese, remember?
Yeah Zcavery Cheese They have some pretty freaky ass pants Some clothes Do you guys remember that show?
Anyways, this is Don Quijote No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, señor Don Quijote, Sancho, Papa Hoy también siguen duchando Don Quijote, Sancho, Papa Hoy también siguen duchando Sancho Vaya boriquito, vaya boriquito, oh oh Vaya boriquito, vaya boriquito, oh oh Hello, can I speak to Mr. Don Quijote, please?
No, señor, Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa no están aquí Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa Hoy también siguen duchando Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa Hoy también siguen duchando No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, señor Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa Hoy también siguen duchando Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa Hoy también siguen duchando Vaya boriquito, vaya boriquito, oh oh Vaya boriquito, vaya boriquito, oh oh Adivino, but what's going on?
You've got a whole new brain, I feel crazy No, señor, Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa no están aquí Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa Hoy también siguen duchando Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa Hoy también siguen duchando Don Quijote y Sancho, Papa no está aquí Hoy también siguen duchando Vaya boriquito, vaya boriquito, oh oh Vaya boriquito, vaya boriquito, oh oh Vaya boriquito, vaya boriquito, oh oh I really think that you guys need to see Claudia dancing to this song.
I really think that you guys need to see Claudia dancing to this song.
Sorry, LaFrost.
Sorry, LaFrost.
You guys need to see LaFrost dancing to this song.
Because it's pretty amazing.
I don't even know how to explain it.
Shut up!
Why are you always capping on me?
Why?
I'm not capping on you.
Why are people always going to be capping on me and shit?
I'm not, I'm not.
Why can't you just let me be free?
LaFrost, you are free.
You're free as a bird, girl.
Why, why?
Wait, no, seriously, why you gotta put regulations on me and shit?
Why?
I'm not at all.
I just would love people to see your dance moves.
Oh, I see.
I'm not at all.
Yeah, that's what I was talking about, was your whole dance move.
We just want to share your creativity, you know?
That's it.
You gotta.
Okay, friend.
Friend, I love you.
Yeah, whatever.
You don't love me.
I do.
I totally do.
Fuck you, bitch.
Okay.
I just sit here with my bunks on my boots just to think of.
What do they want to talk about?
That's it.
Yeah.
God.
Anyways.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Well, this next track I'm going to do is...
Remember, there's a fuck you shout out, too.
Fuck you.
I like to give a special fuck you shout out to everybody.
Don't take it personal.
No, that's a shout out.
Fuck you.
It's just a shout out.
It is.
Because we said fuck you to a couple people earlier, didn't we?
To Honda.
Remember Honda?
Honda.
Yeah, fuck that place.
Fuck you, Honda.
Fuck you, Enterprise.
And who else?
Moe.
Fuck...
I don't know.
Who the fuck else?
Fuck everybody on Facebook.
Oh, no.
That's a little angry.
Yeah.
A special fuck you to everybody.
I think that's Moe.
I think his is the best.
Yep.
Even though this show's on Facebook, fuck all you guys.
How do you guys feel about that?
Nicely put.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
He's a little angry, but...
Oh, no.
Hey!
Hey!
We already discussed that.
We all know that Vice here...
Everybody knows that about me.
Vice is kind of disturbed a little bit.
This is the first time I'm meeting him, so he's a little angry.
You know, some people are angry.
Yeah, that's me.
There's nothing wrong with that.
You do you.
That's me.
Okay, Moe.
Hey, Moe.
Yeah, this next song I want to do is...
This one's called Downtown Nights.
It's...
You know, it's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's a bad song.
It's by Las Brigands.
Check it out.
It's really good.
It's the tea!
I know!
Joey, the tea!
Is it tea, Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
Mafia?
We're gonna roll wild tonight We're losing control, we're breaking out This is our city, we're on show Riots in the streets Violence comes to me Can't keep Congress wealthy We're gonna roll wild tonight Riots in the streets Violence comes to me Down the street Violence comes to me Can't keep Congress wealthy We're gonna roll wild tonight Riots in the streets Violence comes to me Downtown lights, they surround me We're gonna roll wild tonight Let's go, yeah!
I'm running to my left Working for right See where we get, it's denied Wrong move, so have a drink Don't know where, no time to think Chains and women are all around Wrong in the hand, another round All they lights, they surround me I'm hooked now, it's ecstasy Violence comes to me Can't keep Congress wealthy We're gonna roll wild tonight Riots in the streets Violence comes to me Downtown lights, they surround me We're gonna roll wild tonight Let's go, yeah!
I'm running to my left I'm running to my right I'm running to my left I'm running to my left I'm running to my left I'm running to my left I'm running to my left Riots in the streets Violence comes to me Don't think junglers will be We're gonna roll wild tonight Riots in the streets Violence comes to me Downtown lights, they surround me We're gonna roll wild tonight We're gonna roll wild tonight We're gonna roll wild tonight We'll run wild tonight Yo!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That was Los Brigans.
Yes.
Downtown nights.
Can you guys hear me?
Hello.
Hello.
I can hear you.
Really?
I can't hear myself.
Yeah, check them out.
You can find their stuff.
You know, just Google them.
Where's that band from?
You know what?
I'm not too sure.
I should have written it down.
Do you know what downtown they're talking about?
I'm sure it's this one right here.
So they're from LA at least.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, but that was a cool jam.
Who is it again?
We're here to fuck shit up.
Los Brigans.
Los Brigans?
Los Brigans.
That was pretty gnarly.
Yeah, check them out on the internet and stuff.
You'll find them.
They're playing a lot of shows.
They're really good.
You should check them out.
Yes, this is the LaFrost and Mo Show.
Hey.
The LaFrost and Mo Show dot com.
Twitter dot com slash LaFrost and Mo.
Twitter, Twitter.
Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Fucking Skid Row dot LA.
Skid Row.
iTunes.
Where's Paco?
Facebook.
All that shit.
Twitter that.
Twitter me this.
Twitter me that.
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
That was very random.
I don't know what that means.
You got a Devo song next.
Oh, yes.
Devo.
This is a song called I Need a Chick, and it's from Devo Hardcore Volumes.
They came out with Hardcore Volumes 1 and 2.
Like 74.
Like 72 through.
I don't know.
Were they still wearing those hats?
It was before they were wearing these hats.
Before the hats?
Yeah.
And they were like all basement recordings and shit.
You know that they never.
Well, a lot of them wasn't.
Anyways, this song's called I Need a Chick by Devo.
Oh, wow. ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ � I need a chick to suck my dick I need a dog to lick my heart Well, I need a cat to stroke my back Well, I need a chick to suck my dick You can get a chick in a giant hunker Ain't got no field to plow Ain't no hole to my door I'm stuck up in the door I need a chick to suck my dick I need a dog to lick my heart I need a cat to stroke my back Well, I need a chick to suck my dick I'm gonna find her I'm gonna find her I'm gonna find her I'm gonna get down on my knees I'm gonna eat her Cause she's the most Cause she's the most Cause she's the most Well, she's the most I need a woman who understand Nothing more than stupid dogs had love Ain't been been stupid dogs had love Don't wanna been stupid dogs had love Ain't been been stupid dogs had love Well, I need a chick to suck my dick I need a dog to lick my heart I need a chick to stroke my back I need a chance I need a door Get out of the chair Get out of the chair Get out of the door Get out of the chair Get out of the chair Who's that by the way?
Get out of the door Who's in my home?
Get out of the chair Get out of the chair Get out of the chair Claudia, I mean LaFrost.
God, I'm so not used to it.
Sorry.
That was LaFrost's Devo song because she's a huge Devo fan.
I am.
I love Devo.
She loves Devo a whole lot.
And so, yeah, next there's a really good song that I really love that we're going to play that LaFrost was talking about recently.
Can I interrupt you real quick?
Of course.
I just had a question.
I know you said you're a DJ, right?
I know you said you're a DJ.
Uh-oh.
Hard-hitting interview.
Yes, right here.
Uh-oh.
What are you DJing on?
How do you do all your equipment?
You got it set up?
You got turntables, digital, vinyl?
At the place that I'm currently DJing at, they have CDJs, which are CDs.
All right.
So do you like the baby, like, wiki-wiki, do you do that stuff too?
We do have vinyl too.
I have tons of vinyl and I have a coffin at home with two turntables and a four-channel mixer just sitting in my living room that I don't use because...
Oh, shit.
We want to do an all-vinyl.
All-vinyl show.
Oh, that would be fun.
That'd be pretty cool.
Come in with all that stuff.
You know what I mean?
I know.
That's me and it's on...
Mo, do you have a bunch of seven inches?
I have nothing like...
Do you just do the mixing?
I have like fucking like one seven inch, dude.
Yeah?
No, I'm not that good.
Yeah, that's it.
I was never a big record guy.
I can match beats.
No.
Really?
All right.
Cool.
I do know how to match beats.
Are they techniques?
Yeah.
No.
They're actually not, which is embarrassing.
And I feel like I should.
He's asking me, who am I talking to?
Now I'm going to go into the DJ mode.
Now are they bell driven?
Are they direct drive?
What do you think?
If I'm DJing on them and I have to match beats, then yes.
Okay.
But it doesn't really matter because they were cheap and they work.
And I wish I had Technique 1200s, even though they're not going to make them anymore.
Yeah, I heard they're discontinuing them.
I know, which is really, really sad because those are so awesome.
And why is that?
And those are such great tables.
Why?
They're just stocked.
They're just stocking.
I don't remember why.
I should know this.
That's embarrassing.
I don't know.
But yeah.
The price of 1200s is going to go up on fucking eBay.
They have.
They're very expensive now.
And I remember I wanted some once and they were gold plated and I thought they were so cute.
They were like some limited edition ones.
Gold plated?
Like real gold?
No, no, no.
Like fake gold.
Like bright gold.
And they were tacky as all hell.
And I thought they were so cute.
But I didn't get them because I couldn't afford them.
But now I'm sure there'll be even more money.
And maybe I should go find some on Craigslist, you know.
Craigslist.
Yeah.
Craigslist.
Once again, it comes up.
Everyone loves Craigslist.
Why does it always come down to Craigslist?
It's like Facebook, Craigslist.
Facebook isn't necessarily evil though.
I mean, these are all.
You too.
What you're saying Craigslist is evil?
Is it necessary evil?
Right.
We need stuff like this.
Craigslist is a devil.
That's yours.
So do people need Craigslist then?
If you want to find stuff for cheap, hey, you guys got.
So then you're saying people need evil?
Sometimes, yeah.
All right.
So then that's why the fuck I'm here.
All right.
So if I offended you earlier.
I didn't say that you were evil.
Don't take it personal.
My bad.
I said that you're angry.
But I think I'm like being a hog right here.
I got to let Frosty jump up on this.
Because, you know, you're going to bring it down to her song.
I'm going to fucking move my ass out the way and stop being so fucking rude and shit.
You're not being rude.
You're just chilling.
Yo, we're really high.
We're just all chilling.
Wait, wait.
I'm sure the listeners noticed that like when we first start, we're all like scary and all that.
And fucking all quick witted.
And as the show goes on, we progressively just like slow down.
He wants the blunt.
Yeah.
We haven't even heard the bong flute yet.
Yeah, exactly.
And that T.
The T-H-C-T, whatever.
And there's some.
The T-H-C.
There's some Michael Phelps.
There's a canister of Michael Phelps.
Do you think people at home are getting fucked up with us?
Like, yeah, I'm in that state right now, too.
I'm just blowing them out of here music.
They should just shut the fuck up so they can hear this right now.
Hmm.
This was the smell of freedom right here.
It's called Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps got a fucking strain named after him.
That's pretty awesome.
He had a roar in that picture where they copied him.
A roar is a pretty nice bong.
Really?
Yeah.
Originally made in Germany.
He lost his sponsorship with Wheaties, but he got a sponsorship with the roar.
I don't know if Roar sponsored him after that.
I'm sure they offered it to him.
Yeah, it's really, it's really, really bad.
It's pouring.
It's kind of scary.
It is pouring in L.A.
tonight, man.
It is fucking pouring.
It's like gross pouring.
Cats and dogs.
Yeah, I don't like it.
Like, danger, danger.
110 freeway is going to flood.
I'm going to skid out when I drive home back to Highland Park.
Hey, what's this drink that you guys brought along?
I want to know what that shit is because I never even heard of that shit before.
That drink that you add beer to.
Oh, the chela?
Yeah.
Oh, that's something Danny brought with him.
Yeah, what is that?
I don't know.
He bought it at the market.
I don't know where he bought it.
But it's supposed to be like some...
It's a drink you add beer to and it's got chili in it and...
Yeah, it's all kinds of shit.
I don't know.
What's it called?
It's a chela.
It's a chela.
It's like a styrofoam cup that's filled with like...
It's a michelada, they call it.
Like herbs and spices.
Chilis and you just add beer to it, right?
Yeah, pretty much.
So, do those things suck or are they good or what?
I don't know.
Were they good, guys?
Because you guys drank them.
Yeah.
How were they?
Were they good or did they suck or what?
Were they okay?
They look kind of salty.
They look salty and kind of like...
They look salty and kind of...
They give heartburn maybe even.
You might have heartburn later, so you might want to take some...
Tum.
Tum.
Tum.
Okay, let me know.
What happened?
He's going to tell me if he has heartburn tomorrow.
Okay.
Heartburn?
I'm going to fucking...
These words.
Wonderful styrofoam cups.
The devil's disease.
With some fucking iguana and like shorts and glasses.
He looks like a fucking Chester Cheetah.
He looks like a fucking green Chester Cheetah.
Yeah.
From Mexico.
Yeah.
But it's the Mexican Chester Cheetah.
He says iguana.
Micheladas.
Micheladas.
That's what's right there.
That's crazy.
Fucking styrofoam cup.
Isn't this what they put that scissor up in?
Don't they drink it in like styrofoam cups, you know?
Probably.
Like how much have I heard of it?
I don't know.
I don't know what baby's bottles is.
What's that?
What's a baby's bottle?
Scissorup.
Scissorup?
Baby's bottle.
What the hell is scissorup?
I have no idea.
You've never heard of scissorup?
Like all the rappers talk about drinking my scissorup?
Uh-uh.
Really?
Baby bottle.
They drink it out of a baby bottle.
Damn.
So they're all sucking on a baby bottle.
What the fuck is that?
That's fucking tough.
Damn.
That's bizarre.
That's fucking tough, dude.
Scissorup?
Scissorup.
That's crazy.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Ouch.
Hey, so we were talking about this movie a couple weeks ago, right?
Like Revenge of the Nerds?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
They had that reunion at...
Oh, there you go.
At Frankincense.
What's it at, Danny?
Frankincense.
Yeah.
Yeah, and you mentioned that song and fucking Omar that comes out.
Lamar.
Lamar, that's it.
Lamar.
Everybody.
He's all gay.
And everybody, clap your hands.
Well, anyways, DJ Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet DJ Caroline.
It's really funny.
It's funny that I picked this song tonight and I didn't even know that they talked about it.
Yeah.
I'm a horrible friend and didn't listen to the podcast.
Oh, thanks.
Thanks.
It's so crazy.
Again, fucking dishing out my shit.
Thanks for the support.
Yeah, thanks, Colin.
But I'm supporting because I'm here tonight and having fun and doing this.
There you go.
I chose this song without even knowing.
It's the concert song from Revenge of the Nerds.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Revenge of the nerds.
Concert song.
That's fucking awesome song, dude.
I love that shit.
Caroline was like playing the fucking like airbag.
Air swelling.
Oh man.
Everybody that's listening to that song is thinking of that fucking movie right now.
That was a great movie.
Like the whole scene and shit.
That was one of my favorite movies as a kid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
me watch it because there was boobs really yeah i can remember she's like gets felt up in the like moon bounce or whatever when she makes out with them and then she finds out it's the nerd the picture of her like with her boobs on the pie like the pie is the fair and that was the best part of the whole movie there's lots there's so many great fucking you know i really like jeremy i know that you do you know this guy and mo too um adam sandberg is that his name from saturday night yeah and you know he does andy yeah andy i think it's andy sandberg oh andy sandberg yeah maybe it's adam i'm not sure i'm not sure but maybe i'll google it anyways uh yeah so have you heard of shit jeremy you know that guy that did like dick in a box and like what other what other shit did you remember we were looking up his shit remember he did motherfucker i think you know i want to sleep with your mom when the milf one yeah i've only seen the stuff that frosty showed me he did one what's like it's a wonderful day where this guy's like all in like a leather shade coke yeah that's an awesome yeah that one's fucking funny you guys should check it out um what's his name i'm googling it right now they're taking their i'm trying to google it on my on my iphone it ain't working very much what song is next well yeah well okay i'll know the frost emotion i want to change the pace a little bit here oh shit gotta change it up oh shit no but you know i'll just change it up so change it up boy do you do you i shall i shall i shall this one's called no turning point it's by a good friend of ours um called los mercs from boyle heights check him out you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you Oh no, oh no, just tell me what the fuck to do Oh no, oh no, and I won't let the fuck go I'm watching the people that fight in my home Some of it's bad, some of it's good But all of the people get treated like fuck By the world after drive, because of my son Oh no, oh no, just tell me what the fuck to do Oh no, oh no, and I won't let the fuck go Let's walk in this place called hell This sundown Let's walk in this place called hell This get-fucked town Run out the pencil Run out the pencil And get shot down by some crooked cops Staying alone in And get run down by some lasses and thugs And left by some people staying home And some become drunk in the substance And some make you run out the front door Well, kiss one, say they are fucked now No trick points No trick points No trick points No trick points I'm turning home Home Home I'm turning home I'm staying home like this, there's no time I'm staying home like this, there's no time Watching the city Watching the kids Watching the kids Eyes on the been screen Eyes on the been screen Oh all the hell didn't turn out this way Oh no, oh no, just tell me what the fuck to do Oh no, oh lord no, no way that's a full go-go.
Punk fucking rock, man.
That was Los Merks.
Punk fucking rock.
That was off a split they did with AOM, Los Merks.
AOM's your band, babe.
Is AOM gonna come back or what's up with that?
Hopefully.
I think so.
Because, you know, you guys gotta do that shit.
You guys are pretty good.
Thanks.
What's a new band that you're fucking gonna start doing?
What's the name of it?
It's called Now It's War.
It's just a...
Now It's War.
Now It's War.
Now It's War.
Hardcore punk rock.
My voice is all we can hear.
Is Caroline typing on her phone right now?
I think so.
Just wondering.
What are you Googling now?
I'm texting actually.
Sorry, I'll stop.
Oh shit, that's cool.
I keep getting lots of text messages right now.
Oh damn.
What's up fucking?
Fucking pages blowing up.
Damn.
No, it's just everyone saying where are you guys at?
Are you guys gonna go get drunk after this?
Oh, nice.
It's just the girls.
It's a fucking after party.
The girls, they're, you know, the homies.
The homies from...
The HLP world.
Genomes.
Our friends.
Donkey Dank Dingleberry Doppelganger Douche.
I don't know about that.
Whoa.
Okay.
What song's gonna play?
Oh, I'm gonna play The Germs.
Ha.
Lex Con Devil.
Yes.
And this is The Germs.
I'm the legend devil with a back to the plane.
Searching for a future that rules my age.
Gimme, gimme your hand.
Gimme, gimme your money.
Gimme, gimme your hand.
Gimme, gimme your money.
Gimme, gimme this.
Gimme, gimme that.
I don't know who to show.
None but all these interactive clothes.
I don't know who to show.
I'm the legend devil with a back to the plane.
Searching for a future that rules my age.
Gimme, gimme your hand.
Gimme, gimme your money.
Gimme, gimme your hand.
Gimme, gimme your money.
Gimme, gimme this.
Gimme, gimme that.
I can sing with a triple one.
It's good, it's bad, but you don't show.
It's good, it's bad, but you don't show.
It's been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been been Yeah, the world runs like rock, tear it down and it's rock I'm a devil with a battle friend, searchin' for a future with my hands up Gimme, gimme your hand, gimme, gimme your mind Gimme, gimme your hand, gimme, gimme your mind Gimme, gimme the, gimme, gimme that That's it Yes, that was the germs.
That was the germs.
The germs.
The germs.
They're fuckin' bad, dude.
They're fuckin' bad.
You guys feel me?
Oh shit, Bukowski's trying to infiltrate the compound.
Oh man, here comes that fuckin' crazy cut.
Goddammit.
Watch out.
Is that just the piss?
One day I was at Jeremy's house in San Francisco.
And we were on shrooms.
And we drank, um, what was it?
Like Blue Label Johnny Walker some shit?
That shit's good.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
I'm impressed.
That's some good whiskey.
And had chocolate mushrooms.
And these fuckin' cats were fuckin' doing some crazy ass music.
Like going on the keyboard.
The cats were playing music and shit.
I didn't know the cats were playing music.
Oh yeah, when you're on mushrooms they can.
Dude, I swear to God they were fuckin' with me.
I'm not kidding.
Bukowski.
Bukowski?
Ah, kidding.
Bukowski?
They were purposely fucking with you actually.
They totally were.
I, I, I will fuckin' Did they talk?
Did they talk?
No, they weren't talking but they were They were mocking you.
Actually they were fucking meowing and shit.
Were they meowing at you?
Yes they were.
They were meowing and fuckin' playing fuckin' music on the fuckin' keyboard.
I'm not fucking around.
That's exactly what happened.
And you were shrooming?
I swear to God.
And then I started chanting or some shit.
You were chanting?
I don't wanna talk about it.
Yeah.
It's probably a true story but fuck.
I have no fuckin' idea.
Fuck, man.
Yo, Caroline, you got some stuff.
Yes, yes, I'm doing.
I got some stuff now.
I'm just doing a lot of marketing for a bunch of different bars right now.
So if anyone needs any help with that, doing some good stuff on Twitter, Facebook, Foursquare.
Promotions?
Yeah, promotions of your night.
Event planning or?
Events.
Yeah, just anything really.
What about wedding planners too?
Cause a bunch of our friends are getting married now.
Isn't that crazy?
They're, yeah.
Um, we actually have a few friends.
Who are talking about it, I guess.
Do you do wedding planning too?
I don't know, maybe.
I've been asked to DJ a couple weddings though.
And I always get so scared of that.
Cause like, you're playing the music at their wedding.
And what if you suck?
You don't wanna play the wrong stuff.
Yes, like what if you like totally suck at their wedding?
Yeah, you'll be the memory.
Yes.
Yeah.
The person that ruined.
Oh, our wedding was so beautiful.
Except for that fuckin' DJ.
Oh my God, I can't believe that DJ played that song.
Yeah, but.
What was she thinking playing fuckin' carcass?
You know what I mean?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know what kind of wedding.
Jackie Horta.
Oh yeah, that too.
Jackie Horta.
I am gonna do a fuckin' cha-cha tonight.
A fuckin'.
Freestyle.
Aquanet.
Yeah, freestyle.
Hell yeah.
I'm gonna do that shit, babe.
You should.
How do you feel about that, Matt Poles?
I think that's a good idea.
Good idea.
Okay, good.
You should also like do your hair up that night.
Like all freestyle cha-cha.
I don't know how to do that fuckin' put-in.
Uh, I don't know.
It's kinda startin' already.
Excuse me.
Don't be talking shit about my fuckin'.
God damn.
Why you always gotta be talking shit?
I'm not.
It's love.
Okay, good.
Cariños.
Yes.
Cariños, yeah.
Alright, so what song's next, you guys?
On this extra long edition of the Frost Emotions.
It's another one of my songs.
Angst in My Pants by The Sparks.
Really good song.
One of my favorite songs I play a lot.
I hope it doesn't show.
It'll go away.
It's just a passin' phase.
It'll go away.
You can dress nautical.
Learn to tie knots.
Take lots of trauma, being out on your yacht.
But when you're all alone and on them bikes.
You'd wish you'd stayed at home with someone nice.
But when you think you've made it disappear.
It calms again.
Hello.
I'm here.
And I've got.
Angst.
In.
My.
Pants.
You can be smart as hell.
Know how to add.
Know how to figure things.
On.
Yellow.
Pads.
And so.
So.
No.
One.
Knows.
What.
To.
Do.
To.
Do.
To.
Do.
To.
What you just said But when you're all alone You and your head What's the computer say?
It's mumbling now It's S.A.
Joe It's filled it out And you've got angst in your pants You've got angst in your pants But when you think You made it disappear You're sure you made it disappear And you've still got angst in your pants I hope it doesn't show It'll go away It's just a passing phase It'll go away I hope it doesn't show It'll go away Give it a hundred years It won't go away But I've got angst in my pants I hope it doesn't show It's been been been been been been been Outro Music What are you talking about?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
What are you doing over there?
Angst in your pants.
Angst in my pants by the Sparks.
I love the Sparks.
They're a great band.
They are.
They're one of my all-time favorite bands.
They do a lot of really good songs.
So I heard that the bong flute was going to make an appearance because we're having an extra long super duper quadruple neduples show.
It's been a long time without the bong flute.
Called the LaFrost and Mo show.
Hey!
That is a beautiful, beautiful.
That was really nice, Mo.
Who's up next?
That was fucking great.
Here, I'll take that.
Don't drop it.
I shan't.
No, I shan't.
No, I shall.
What?
Yeah, you shall.
I shall.
Not shan't.
I'm about to play the mythical, magical bong flute.
Mythical, magical?
It's mythical and...
Wait, why are we dropping it?
Mythical and...
Yeah, don't...
Please don't drop it.
Don't drop it.
Everyone drop it.
How about you put it down and do it?
Would that be easier for you, girl?
Maybe sit down?
No, you gotta hold it under the mic.
Oh, yeah, because she has to hold it up.
Do you want help holding it up?
Yeah, Mo, help me out.
I'm gonna light it for you.
Better?
Okay.
How about you?
Yeah, help her.
But you need to put it next to the mic.
So, there you go.
But don't burn the mic.
Don't.
Do not.
Holy shit.
Burn the microphone.
The mic goes up in flames.
That would suck.
That would suck because this is the new mic, right?
Yep.
That's the nice, big, black, new mic that...
That was a beautiful rendition.
That was...
SM7B.
Oh, my God.
Good.
Anybody else?
Characters to play?
Nothing.
Oh, my God.
Anybody?
Jeremy?
Yeah, actually, I think...
I'd like to take a poll on the...
You totally should.
Let's see what happens.
I think we should.
Hey, your cat is still kicking it right here on the couch now, but your cat's doing good.
Good old Bukowski.
The rest of his cat here at Skid Row.
I'm just waiting for him to find Paco.
Skid Row Studios.
Oh, my fucking God.
That hit right now.
That just happened.
You guys look like you guys are having a good time.
Was like, wow.
Was like, wow.
This whole day is their time pretty much.
Really?
Yeah.
It was like, wow.
This is what I'm missing.
This is what I'm missing.
Smoking weed all night long.
Huh.
In my life.
Maybe I should start that up.
Don't start that up.
Shit could do...
No.
Oh, Jeremy just hit the bar.
Oh, shit.
Good job.
Good job.
Are you okay?
That was a beautiful rendition.
Whoa.
That was big.
That was magical.
Oh.
Completely magical.
And mythical.
Oh, fuck.
And that stuff was called...
Michael Phelps.
Named after the swimmer dude.
Fucking guy.
The guy who...
Yeah.
The guy who swam.
Who got caught smoking weed.
Yeah.
Smoking weed.
And then Wheaties.
It was Wheaties, right?
I think so.
Vice, right?
Vice.
Wheaties, he said.
Some shit like that.
Rob.
Subway.
Oh, no.
He was on Subway after that.
No, was he?
No, he was on Subway after that.
Yeah.
They were okay with him.
So, Subway's okay with the weed?
Yeah.
They must be.
Yep.
Fucking stoners going.
Buy that shit.
Stoner.
Five dollar footlongs, right?
That's right.
Meatballs.
Stoner munchies.
We ain't trying to fucking plug Subway, but it just came up.
Oh, my God.
One time I went to Subway just for the meatballs, and I just told them to keep that fucking bread.
Keep the bread.
Did you wrap it in cheese, or what happened?
No, I just got meatballs.
I put a whole bunch of meatballs in a fucking box for me, and then I just ate meatballs.
How was that?
Was it good?
Did it give you heartburn?
Yeah.
Sometimes I just fucking have this craving for meatballs, man.
I don't know what it is, but I gotta fucking get meatballs.
You like meatballs?
Yes.
I like meatballs, too.
Yeah, I guess so.
That movie, Meatballs, was good, too.
Oh, that one 80s movie?
Yeah.
Where they're like- Fucking Bill Murray?
Bill Murray's fucking awesome, dude.
I love him.
He is pretty rad.
So, the Oscars are gonna happen, actually, one Sunday in Banksy's, Banks, I can't even talk right now.
Banksy's.
Yeah.
Through the gift shop.
Yeah, that's up for an Oscar.
Do you guys know anything about that?
I guess he did some art in East L.A.
We don't really know specifically where it was at, but it was like- There's a few places.
Some in L.A., some in East.
There's one in East L.A., I think it's- Beverly Hills, there's another one.
I think it's a traffic sign.
I think there's one right off of PCH, a big metal one that he said looks like an elephant or something like that.
Yeah.
There's a bunch of them up right now.
So.
So, that's up for an Oscar.
And why do I sound like a frog?
I'm starting to sound like a fucking frog.
Le frog.
That's not funny.
Le frog.
That's not funny.
Le frog.
That's not funny.
Shut the fuck up.
The peanut gallery's laughing.
What?
The peanut gallery?
Look at them over here.
They both look like they're sleeping.
The peanut gallery?
Yeah.
You know, like what they call it?
The side, the peanut gallery.
Never mind.
You just don't get that, do you?
Uh-uh.
You've never heard that before.
You've never heard that.
What?
You've heard that, right, Jeremy?
Of course.
Okay, good.
So, I'm not the only one.
I'm not crazy for saying, like- I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Oh, my gosh.
You're fucking lying.
I swear to God.
Really?
I swear to God, yes.
Shit.
What the fuck does that mean?
That sounds like the peanut gang or something, like the peanuts.
That's what I think of, like fucking- The peanuts.
The peanuts.
The peanuts.
The peanuts.
The peanuts.
The peanuts.
Charlie Brown and shit.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Really?
Charlie Brown.
I used to love Charlie Brown.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Bukowski's about to piss on Paco.
Oh, shit.
No, no.
Don't piss on Paco.
Why are you trying to piss on Paco?
Paco pisses on you.
Don't piss on Paco.
Yeah.
Don't piss on- That would not be good.
Whoa, did the light just change all crazy right now, or- No.
No, not at all.
Whoa.
No.
No, my- Whoa, that's crazy.
Never mind.
Oh.
It's like trails.
It's like trails.
No, the light just got really super bright right now.
Flashback?
What happened?
I can see shit.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
That was weird.
Whoa, that's a major breakthrough.
No, I'm serious, you guys.
You can see.
No, I mean, I can't- Not all like, oh, I can see, I can see.
But like the light seems- What is the fuck is that noise?
What happened there?
I don't know.
Sorry, I just got a text message.
Fucking- She's fucking texting.
She's been texting throughout the whole time.
She's fucking texting.
Well, that's- Hey, I gotta tell this story.
I was in a fucking comedy club the other night, and there was a fucking chick in there that was just text messaging the whole time while this comedian's up on stage.
And fucking every comedian that came out just ripped on this chick, man.
She fucking was so annoying.
Fuck that chick.
Uh-oh.
Am I that chick?
Fuck that chick.
Am I that chick?
Sorry, guys.
Oh, shit.
I think he's trying to say something subliminally, you know?
No.
No, no, no, no.
Actually, no.
I didn't even put that together.
I'm so baked.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Look at you trying to start shit, Claudia.
I know.
Huh.
I'm kidding.
God.
Come on.
Jeez.
This next one we're going to play is called All Hell Breaks Loose by The Misfits.
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I'm a loser, I'm a loser I'm a loser Yeah, I'm a loser I'm a loser I said my whole world's breaking loose Yeah, my whole world's breaking loose Yeah, my whole world's breaking loose Yeah, my whole world's breaking Oh, it breaks loose Holy shit, dog Oh, shit, dog Another one in the books The next one's a long one Yeah That was The LaFrost and Bo Show Next week, Los Mercs The Mercs, okay Yes, they will be in studio with us We'll be talking to a weed delivery service And they're gonna show us Share their experiences with us That's pretty cool And most definitely We will have the fucking gravity bomb Gravity bomb time Oh, man, I'm fucking baked Oh, my I think you guys all are Almost everybody here has Chinese eyes It was from the tea I think this was the stoniest show so far Yeah, we like slowed down Yeah We're all gonna take a fucking nap That's what happens Yeah On the LaFrost and Mo Show Chicken wings Chicken wings Oh, there's some fucking moguls downstairs Chicken wings We're about to hit that shit That's for sure Chicken wings For real Yeah, chicken wings Thank you guys for listening And thanks for all the support and stuff Check us out on Twitter, right?
And Facebook Facebook, iTunes KidRoad.LA The LaFrost and Mo Show.com And everything We wanna thank DJ Sweet Caroline for being here with us Caroline, Vice, Danny I love you I love you too, bitch Okay, I think I'm like a fucking slut Just kidding Or Damn Fucking Popeye You shut the fuck up Fucking Chihuahua I know You've always said that I know I got a Paco Yeah, I used to call you Chihuahua Chihuahua I know I know I know I know I know I know See you guys next week Later Bye Bye