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Be happy. At last, everything is done for you. 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I'll kiss your body with that blow! You're my secret, baby, no! I'm such a d***! Let us dance! Once again, I'm so scared! Still I see! I'll be lost! Your head can't hold it! I'll be lost! What the f*** is all of this? When I can't see your figure! Is it a joke? A bad memory? No! I'm so scared! Lay your hands! Me! You're my best! Let us dance! We can dance again! It just can't hold it! Lay your hands! It just can't hold it! For so long, the same thing has ever been done You know I can't afford a car To get myself to work and I don't want no Day job as a part-time clerk The times are tough, I can't take it no more I'm hanging off my bags, I'm heading out the door I ain't gonna work for no damn way Three-bucket-hour, perfect stay I said I ain't gonna work for no damn way Three-bucket-hour, perfect stay My mind's expanding, my belly's swiveling The whole damn country's a-bubbling It's about time that sometime It's about sometime It's about sometime It's about sometime It's about sometime It's about sometime Just a little part of me to numb that pain I might become a hobo and ride the freight train But myself, I'm a worker driver, it's insane I ain't gonna work for no man on the wage Three bucks an hour, earn this thing I said I ain't gonna work for no man on the wage Three bucks an hour, earn this thing I said I ain't gonna work for no man on the wage Three bucks an hour, earn this thing I said I ain't gonna work for no man on the wage Three bucks an hour, earn this thing I said I ain't gonna work for no man on the wage Three bucks an hour, earn this thing I said I ain't gonna work for no man on the wage Three bucks an hour, earn this thing I said I ain't gonna work for no man on the wage I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand Cause these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand These sensations bear the answers with them for another day I've got this very twisted feeling, take the shelf away I've got this very twisted feeling, take the shelf away I've got this very twisted feeling, take the shelf away It's getting faster, moving faster, now it's getting out of hand On the tenth floor, down the back stairs, into no man's land Lights are flashing, cars are crashing I've got this very twisted feeling, take the shelf away It's getting faster, moving faster, now it's getting out of hand On the tenth floor, down the back stairs, into no man's land Until the spirit new sensation takes hold, then you know Until the spirit new sensation takes hold, then you know Until the spirit new sensation takes hold, then you know I've got this very twisted feeling, take the shelf away There's a feeling Feeling, feeling, feeling Oh, welcome back to Verbal Vomit. My name is, my name is, my name is Slim Shady. Slim Shady. You messed me up. Tiki-tiki Slim Shady. Actually, this is not the... I know, yeah. Of course, because I only get original stuff. I only listen to freaking Kraftwerk instead of like hip-hop or early rap. It's not even Kraftwerk. I know this is not Kraftwerk. I'm doing a different analogy. I just skipped ahead a little bit for you. Okay, let's talk about what we heard on this block of music. We started off with Ice-T doing Shut Up, Be Happy, even though that was Jell-O, Be Offer on Bubbles. Crystal Castles with Love and Caring. After that was Claude Coma and the I.B.s doing Minimum Wage. Wrapping it up was Joy Division doing Disorder. Yay! We got some late-breaking news about our special guest. They will not be in tonight. Unfortunately, LaVista had some personal family matters to take care of tonight, and we're going to reschedule with them on a future Verbal Vomit show, so stay tuned for that. But as this is necessarily, you have to close this tab. You can keep it on and listen to us in the background while you're doing your porn surfing. And also, tonight, the Mormons are doing their last residency at the Redwood. We're going to go try to catch them after the show. I'm sure they won't be on until maybe... What time did they go on when you saw them, Jeremy? Actually, I think they go on around 9.30 or something like that. Really? Yeah. Why do you have to kill my high for? Why do you have to kill my high? I knew it's just... Dave never believes me. I used to work at the Redwood. Because I'm stubborn. And no Redwood show has ever started on time. When I went to go see LaVista on Sunday, they didn't start the show until well after 10 o'clock, but they rushed through each band. It was kind of crazy. They rushed through each band. Does anyone... Does anyone... Does any show ever start on time? I mean... If a show starts on time, that's a miracle in a critical way. It's a miracle. Yeah. So I think we're going to be all right. Actually, shows start on time at the House of Blues. One time I went to go see... I forgot who me and Jen were going to go see. And I'm like, eh, shows never start on time. They were already over. It was already over by the time we got there. It was like the last song or something. Yeah. So if you're going to House of Blues and the ticket says 7.30, it starts at 7.30. Don't go at 9 expecting to... Don't go at 9 expecting to still see your band. Yeah. So just a little tip. A little verbal vomit tip. In other words, keep your ass foamed, bitch. Vov-a tip. All right. Now we're going to talk about some recent news that's been going on in this world. He just came. I just did. Now, this is maybe a little old, but to us it's still new because it's still... But we haven't talked about it. We haven't talked about it. And it still burns our toast. Casey Anthony was found innocent. Everyone... Hayther, and I mean, I don't know what there is really to say. Like everyone hates her. And even like one of the jurors was concerned when the names were going to be released and she was already planning to move away with her family. Like they already like packed everything and just waiting to bail because they knew America was going to like try to lynch them or something. That's the one thing I don't understand. This was one case that was tried by the media. She was already guilty before the trial even started. And I guess... Actually, I don't know if I'm still burnt. I'm kind of cooling off now. And maybe that's how the jurors felt because it's just like she never said... I mean, the part that I do think is fucked up is how she got everyone to do this stupid manhunt. Yeah. Like that's kind of fucked up. And to cry, still like to lie. Like all the things she did after, I guess it's like the whole tangled web. Like I have a web on my elbow and I know that means I killed someone in jail or something, but I've never been in jail and I haven't killed anybody. No, that's actually... Especially if you have a teardrop on your face. Well, I think the spider webs that each line is like... But anyways, what it reminds me of, because I'm a pretty honest person, but to a point that it's a fault at times instead of like a whatever quality. But anyways, one of the things that my spider web reminds me of is just like the tangled web you weave. And to me, like I don't have time to like think of complicated schemes and stuff like that because of that lie or that whatever. Like it got crazy and I heard... Now she's going to be civilly sued for the money spent on the man hours. Well, they want to... Actually, that's a racist word. I mean, man hours is a gender... People are gender discriminated. Oppressed. Oppression word. So what they want to do is they want to sue her for all the time and effort. Plus there's a lady who she said was the one who actually kidnapped her. Oh my God, they still run her name and she can't get jobs and shit? Yeah. Like that's who... She should be getting the money. That's who really got screwed over like this time. Yeah. That's how... And it's funny because it was like what I think happened... You know what? Maybe she did. I mean, there's no conclusive evidence saying that she killed her daughter, but maybe what happened was she actually... No, well, they admitted it, didn't they? Like her mom admitted it. Like, yeah. Like, oh, our bad. Like she did drown, but we didn't kill her, but we just freaked out and we helped her hide the body and all this stuff. So now the tangled web, they got everyone and like how much did it cost the state just to let her go innocent? At least make her like... It must have been in the millions. Make her like clean some houses or like clean the highway or something like for the rest of her life, community service, something. That's never going to happen. Either... I mean, when she got out of jail, did she hightail it to California? Supposedly she's back in Florida. Wherever she's at, I'd really give a shit. I mean... And how is she ever going to get a job? She's never... Well, she doesn't have to work. She can just tell her story for like two lifetime television. You know who's I do want to buy and possibly read? I would say possibly read because I'm a lazy reader. But... You can buy a Kindle or you can buy one of those audio books. I don't know about audio books. I've never tried it. I think I tried it once. It was like really boring. It's just somebody reading a book. Yeah. Yeah, I tried it. You might get Bob Saget or Robert De Niro. Hypnotizing CDs. I would read them. I would... I would hear them when I was driving and I'm just like, dang, this is boring. We just bought TNC and start clucking like a chicken. Yeah, that's what I bought them for. So anyways... But you know... No, no, no. I have someone to talk about. The audio biography, that girl, Amy Smart. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is that her name? No, that's a different kidnapper girl. Oh, that's the one who was kidnapped. The one who was held captive for 18 years. Yeah. What's her name? Jacey Dugard. No, that's the guy. No, that's the girl. It's Jacey Dugard. Oh, it's Jacey something. I don't know what the guy's name is. But yeah, I have a big fancy computer right in front of you, so you gotta check it. I could, I still can. Yeah, you still can. Well, I don't know. She sold her story. Oh, my God. Number one bestseller. You know, with... Can you blame anyone for wanting to buy that shit? I fucking... I want to read that shit. I would, you know, what really irks me is how she just went completely under the radar in that guy's house for over 18 years. With tents in the backyard and parole officers visiting him every month, that's pretty... Yeah, don't you think you should inspect the property? Jacey Dugard. Oh, they did horse therapy to reconnect with family. One of the therapists I used to work with left to go actually do some, like, horse... No, like, I don't know what they call it. I guess, horse therapy. Mm-hmm. Like, I guess, whores have a... Horses have, like, a... You sounded like you said whores. Yeah, well, whores, too. They have a deeper connection that normal people don't have. Wow. So it's a therapeutic environment. It's very healing, I heard. Very healing. I don't know if I would ever try horse therapy, but... Hey, it's good enough for Jacey Dugard. Well, I haven't been in prison for 18 years by a guy who was viciously raping me and molesting me while his girlfriend was being watched. And impregnated you with your two daughters? My two daughters. Oh, that's so cool. I mean, I know she loves her kids, but I wonder if there's times where she goes... No, she's an amazing person. I was watching one of her interviews, and, you know, she said that she can't be angry because then he's going to take more time away from her and that she values her life so much. And it's like, dude, like, if anyone is the face of optimism and tenacity and... surpassing all odds and fucking that chick is, dude, like, freaking... I'm surprised she didn't freaking kill herself, like, in all those years. And then that freaking bitch-whore wife. Oh, my God. It's so fucking crazy. Well, that's the one thing with that. She has a lot of tenacity for staying alive for that long and for not letting her get her really mentally screwed up. Yes, I know. They say horse therapy, dude. I mean, just like there was that case back in the day. In somewhere in Europe. I want to say Germany, but I know I might be wrong where that guy had a... Yeah, I was just thinking about him. He had, like, a whole tunnel system. Yeah, he had a whole tunnel system where he impregnated his daughter and she had kids from him. So he was his father. So he was father... He fathered some of the kids. He fathered some of the kids. Of his kids. Yeah, so what do you call them? Grandpa. And he was the only one. Everybody else lived a normal life, you know? But... That's... That being said... Yeah. Well, the whole Casey Anthony issue, she's never gonna... She can never realistically show her face out in public because it would be... Can you imagine just the... the amount of insanity that's gonna happen? I mean, people were really upset when this verdict went down. Oh, for reals. When it went down to she was not guilty. I mean, the only thing she was guilty of was lying to the police. A lot of people were... Not even for... Isn't, like, hiding a freaking dead body? No. Isn't that a freaking crime? No. She was acquitted of all the charges because... Because of the evidence. Because the prosecution didn't really have a strong enough case. It was mainly circumstantial. It was mainly, you know, like, you know, stuff... If they would've... If they would've had the... If they would've... found this body in the beginning where it was actually located, where somebody had actually found it, I think this case would be a lot different. It would be a lot different than it is now because they bypassed that area first. And it took somebody else to find that body, you know? Where somebody goes, well, I swear the body was there before, you know? Where people would've dismissed it, you know? And that's another thing, you know? How are you gonna... We live in a system where you're presumed... Where supposedly you're presumed innocent before you're guilty. You're presumed that you're innocent before they find you guilty. But in this system, you're guilty before you're presumed innocent. I wish that we lived in those... Because... I don't know. My mom watches those Mexican news and right there they show news from all Latin America, not just Mexico, and especially not just the United States. And vigilante justice, dude, some people, they'll have them on camera freaking... This is the man that was accused of raping this one kid and you just see the freaking crowd just fucking kicking his ass and it's just like, yeah, yeah. When do you often see that? You never freaking see that because over here it's just like, oh no, they have rights too. It's not that. It's just that that's a mob mentality. That's freaking badass, dude. But how do you know... Okay, that being said, how about if it's the wrong guy? How about if it's the wrong guy? Oh my God, chances are... Chances are, how about if it is the wrong guy? You know, there are people who are innocent. Let's agree to disagree. Okay? But I'm... I'm pro-vigilante justice. If you want to be pro-vigilante justice... I just said I am. Okay, if you want to be pro-vigilante justice and you want to have that mob mentality, go right ahead. Okay, I am. I like the system that we have, you know. Yeah, it's really working. Well, it works for a lot of people. It's really working. It works for a lot of people. Look at the recidivism rate of prison system. It's not rehabilitation. It doesn't work. Whoever says going to prison is going to rehabilitate somebody, they're absolutely wrong. It doesn't rehabilitate somebody. It just makes them into a better criminal. But that's the excuse they give it. No, that's because that's the excuse they have to properly take people and put them in a prison system that is overcrowded, that takes more money out of my pocket than it should. You know? When you criminalize stupid things, Life is just not fair. You know, that's how you get dumb, that's how you get shit happening. Why do the rich have tax breaks? Because they're rich. Because they can buy their way out of anything. But that makes no sense. I mean, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Life's not fair. I mean, it's... So let's just accept it and move on. Let's talk about Amy. Let's accept it. All right, well, let's switch gears with Amy Winehouse. She passed away this Sunday. And... Were people really surprised or no? I don't know. I don't think a lot of people were surprised, unfortunately. Or sadly. I don't know. I think... I mean, it did catch people off guard. She... I mean, her last performance was videotaped, I think, somewhere in the... She always looks like shit, though. I think it was... I want to see Austria or Germany. I liked her beehive, though. Well, that was a... That was a... Trademark. That was a tribute to the Ronettes. I wonder if she, like, washed it or she just kept it because that would be like a bitch to do, like, every day. I don't know. I'm pretty sure she would. It was so big. I'm pretty sure she would have it, like... It looked kind of tangled. Yeah. So, I'm just saying maybe she just kept it and used some, like, dry shampoo. I mean... People with dreadlocks don't wash their hair often. People with dreadlocks don't wash their hair at all. Yeah, they do. They do? Oh, my God. My friend Carly, she has dreadlocks. Okay. She takes showers. She washes her hair. How did they get it so tangled? I mean, how did they get it the way it is? You can talk to her hairdresser. Are you interested? No. Into... In getting some dread? No. It's okay. A few people can pull off dreadlocks. You know, your friend Carly can pull off dreadlocks. Keith Morris from Off can pull off dreadlocks. Jamaicans can pull off dreadlocks. There are just certain people who just... I mean, I can't... Did you know Bob Marley played soccer? Yes. He was an avid football fan. I didn't know. I've seen shirts that have him playing soccer. Really? Yeah. It's pretty cool. It has the... No. So, they did her autopsy. Yeah. And they didn't find anything conclusive. They were waiting for the talk screen on that. But it's going to... I mean, it's no surprise. You're going to find drugs in her system. I don't know if she OD'd. I think what may have happened... I think her body just gave out. You know? I mean, years of drug abuse takes a toll on your body. Mm-hmm. You know, she was doing crack cocaine. She was doing cocaine, ecstasy, and then various other, you know, pills. And it takes a toll on your body after a while. Your liver can... It ages you. She was 27. Have you seen those police photos of meth addicts? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I was watching Faces of Meth, it's called, if you go online. Yeah, I've seen that too. Faces of Meth. Let's add links, like with this one for real. Well, then write it down. Faces of Meth. Anyways, Faces of Meth, like this police department or sheriff's department started putting down the booking photos of people, like people before and after they would, you know, years of using methamphetamines and it fucking fucks you up. That's one reason. It's the MUL... How do you pronounce that? M-U-L-T-N-O-M-A-H. Muldanoman? Muldanoman. County Sheriff. And it's in Oregon. So anyways, so they started noticing that people were like really looking a lot different. Like it fucks up your hair and then it says like how many months later and some of them it's like not even that long. Like you scroll on it and it'll show you. Look, that's three months later. The first guy, Faces of Meth, what is it, .us? Yeah. Dude, it's so crazy. 2.5 years later, it's like she ages, like how much do you think? Like how much is that? I don't know. She must be wet in her early 30s. No, but it ages, it just gives you how much. Like here she looks like 18. No, no, no, no. Maybe like 25. 28. I don't know. And right here she looks, like what, like 57? She looks like in her 50s or 60s. She looks heckin' nuts. So anyways, meth fucks you up. Did she do meth? Is that what we were talking about, meth? No, but she did a lot of hard drugs. And it does age your body a lot. I mean, with these Faces of Meth pictures, you get people who were just, who start and three months later, they look like they've been on that shit for years. You got people who do it for years and they progressively get worse. There's also a good documentary called The Most, the most dangerous drug in the world. You can get it on Netflix if you have it. Netflix is awesome. And it basically talks about how, you know, the whole history of it and was it Korea? I think they use it, but it's not like a secret because it would get people like to work more. And that one Asian lady from The View is the one that does the documentary. Lisa Ling. Yeah, and I guess it's all coming from Mexico now since all the stuff got, all the ingredients got banned or like it's harder to get. Yeah. Now the Mexican Coke like system, like kind of like the Underground Railroad, like they have a whole like system of how to distribute. They're just using meth, that one to distribute meth now. And it's more potent because how you say it, it's done in labs instead of a bathtub or however they do it. Well, it's professionally done. Professionally done. You got to realize meth is out there a lot. I mean, just like with like cocaine and heroin and all these other drugs, like, you know, ecstasy doesn't come in the US. It's imported from around the world. You know, just like, like heroin doesn't really come from anywhere else but Afghanistan or, you know, or Southeast Asia. You know, with the Mexicans using their, you know, their tonally system, they can smuggle marijuana, cocaine, meth, anything, anything virtually. People that, that American wants to wait its beacon, it's pretty much going to be readily available by Mexico, which is kind of funny if you think about it. Mexico is like our pimp when it comes to drugs. Yeah. You want drugs where you go to, you go to Mexico. You don't go to Canada. You know, you don't go, you don't take a trip to Afghanistan or Turkey and bring back some hashish. You go to Mexico. Oh, yeah. So convenient. Yeah, so convenient. Because we're so corrupt and close and poor. And, you know, it's funny with, speaking of that, of Mexico real quick, the, I guess, the director of tourism is trying to, it came over to the United States to try and win us over to go visit Mexico, get tourists to go since, you know, tourism has taken a hit. And what they're saying is only, 3% of the drug, all the drug activity that happens happens at 3% of the country, which is somewhere where nobody tours. Like, you know, stuff like Mazatlan or Cancun or the Yucatan. Well, there's been shootings in those places because at least those places were safe at one point. But now even those places aren't safe. So people are just like, eh. Well, I just thought that's tourist violence. And the tourism agency or whatever, whoever directs us in that realm came out and said to avoid, avoid certain areas. Oh, remember, we were talking about that when Nayarit was on the point and I survived. Oh, yes. But I think if you're up in the mix, you're at more risk. But if you're not. Yeah. I mean, I mean, if I go to Mexico, it's for, it's for leisure not to go score like an Aquila cocaine. Although, I would have to make sure it's pure. All right. So we're going to take a little break. We'll be back after the flip side of this. And also you put the Faces of Meth link on the, Facebook verbal vomit so you can check it out for yourself. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. We'll be back after this. You got me thinking bout the kitty in the middle of it You got me thinking bout the kitty in the middle of it Ay, qué bonito es volar a las tres de la mañana A las tres de la mañana Ay, qué bonito es volar, ay mamá Volar y dejarse caer en los brazos de tu hermana En los brazos de tu hermana Ay, qué bonito es volar Me agarra la bruja y me lleva a su casa Me vuelven la seta y una calabaza Me agarra la bruja y me lleva al cuartel Me sienta en la mesa y me deja de comer Ay, dígame, dígame, cuéntenme usted Cuántas criaturitas se ha chupado usted Ninguna, ninguna, ninguna, no sé No hay prevención, de hecho, mal no sé Yo me encontré con la bruja En medio de la sabana En medio de la sabana Yo me encontré con la bruja y mamá Dijo que me iba a meter En la barriga una iguana En la barriga una iguana Y hasta que me iba a morder, ay mamá Me agarra la bruja y me lleva a su casa Me vuelven la seta y una calabaza Me agarra la bruja y me lleva al cuartel Me sienta en la mesa y me deja de comer Ay, dígame, dígame, cuéntenme usted Cuántas criaturitas se ha chupado usted Ninguna, ninguna, ninguna, no sé No hay prevención, de hecho, mal no sé Ahora sí, maldita bruja Te chupaste a mi niña Te chupaste a mi niña Ahora sí, maldita bruja y mamá Ahora le vas a chupar A tu marido el ombligo A tu marido el ombligo Y hasta lo vas a gozar, ay mamá Me agarra la bruja y me lleva a su casa Me vuelven la seta y una calabaza Me agarra la bruja y me lleva al cuartel Me sienta en la mesa y me deja de comer Ay, dígame, dígame, cuéntenme usted Cuántas criaturitas se ha chupado usted Ninguna, ninguna, ninguna, no sé No hay prevención, de hecho, mal no sé No hay prevención, de hecho, mal no sé Juntado por la bruja carnal Que si te coge, no regresa nunca Juntado por la bruja carnal Juntado por la bruja carnal Juntado por la bruja carnal Juntado por la bruja carnal Juntado por la bruja carnal Juntado por la bruja carnal Juntado por la bruja carnal Juntado por la bruja carnal watching it, but we've listened to them before. Well, you got me into them. They're really good. After that was Netco Case and Nick Cave doing She's Not Fair. You can find that I believe on this season's television. True Blood season three. I think this season, whatever the fuck season this is. That's, I think, their opening number. After that was Kitty in the Middle by The Precets. Rounded out that set was La Bruja by Professor Angel Dust. So, apparently, my good friend Kitty has got a little something to say about something to say. Oh, yeah, and just before that, I put the world's most dangerous drug. You can watch it online. I put the link up on our Facebook. So you could watch that. You can watch it for free. Good. I like Lisa Ling. I think she's hot. Yeah. Drugs will make you do some crazy shit and meth. I'm all for experimentation. I mean, you're not going to find out what you like unless you try it or not like, but meth is one that the only one that I think I would say, like, like, no. Like, heroin, you would say yes to? Heroin's like another one, but I think it's harder to find and it's more expensive. Meth, because it's cheap. Actually, heroin's pretty cheap nowadays. I haven't heard that the price has gone down. We had a couple of friends and I had a frank discussion about drugs. What happened? And we were talking about how the price of cocaine and heroin has gotten cheaper where before it's more readily available than before. Like, meth is hard to find. You know, and Really? Yeah. I think meth is like everywhere. Like, you have to really, like, find it. I mean, I saw a couple of tweakers while I was waiting for the show to start while I was outside. Yeah, there was this one dude No, they're in the hood. They're around. They're everywhere. I don't think I want to go to Big Little Smokey's house and get my meth there because you don't know what's going to happen. Mm-hmm. Well, I mean, it's a hot house, I guess. Yes. So anyways, I'm thinking about doing a segment of rants because I usually do have a rant about something, so why not share it with everybody? And some of them are controversial rants I know to us. So anyways, my rant today is about having kids or not having kids because I don't have kids and I feel that that's an expectation sometimes and a lot of my friends have kids and they can't go out because of their kids. So even though I don't have kids, I'm still being burdened by them. I'm saying burden for myself. I'm not saying that they're a burden on their own families. I have nothing against them, but it's like, ugh, I didn't think it was going to be such a big deal not to have kids as it is, but it's kind of turning out. Well, have you just thought of just not hanging out with people who have kids? What do you think? Well, the thing is, a lot of them have kids, so it's like I have to make friends all over. Well, I mean, whether, I mean, I understand where you're coming from but I do think it's a little selfish. I mean, the people who have kids, they have kids for a reason. If they can't go out, at least they're being responsible parents, though it may affect their social life with them. They're being socially responsible by staying home and taking care of their little shit, you know. But I get your, I get your point. Sometimes we do have friends who are single and do have kids, you know, and they make, you know, but that's a lifestyle, that's something they chose. You have no control over it. Well, okay, that's what I'm saying. Okay, that's a good word that I want to bring up, lifestyle. Okay, so that, this is because of the lifestyle I wanted to live, but it's still cramping my lifestyle. Well, with that, I mean, you have to put yourself in a situation where... No, I don't want to. I didn't put myself in a situation. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that they're not doing the right thing. I'm just resentful, I guess. No, I'm not saying you got to put yourself in their situation. Oh, okay, sorry. I'm talking about you generally speaking. You got to, if you have to make these choices later on, I mean, do you want to have, I mean, do you want to have friends with kids? Yeah, it's going to happen. Oh, even if they're not your friends with kids, eventually they might turn into your friends with kids because they'll have a freaking kid. But if they do have a kid, I mean, sometimes they can go out, sometimes they can't. I mean, that's why you always have a backup plan. You just don't rely on just generally one person. Like, I have friends that don't have kids. You know, the majority of my friends don't have kids. I myself have a kid, but they all understand that, you know, my family responsibility comes first than, you know, going out and having a good time. I'll be back, but it's okay. But I also have, you know, friends that... Well, you have kids. Yeah, I also have friends that do have kids and they don't go out as much, but it's understandable. I will see them when I see them, you know. I don't just... I just think I need more single friends. Or like, not single friends, but... No, single. No, I'm going to stick with single because single as in one. I'm not saying anything about relationship status. That's a whole different thing, but single as in solitary, able to leave at any time, able to whatever, because it's always like a big showdown, like who's going to watch the kid and this and this and that and what time? And like it becomes so complicated. I'm just like, eh. Well, you know, it is what it is. Do you think it's an expectation? Because sometimes I'm just like, you know what? Should I just give in and have a freaking kid and that way our kids can play together and that way it's something to do and everyone wants it anyway. I don't know what people you hang out with, but if you don't want to have a kid, don't have a kid. I mean, it's just... Well, a lot of people have kids that don't want kids anyway, so I don't think that's a make it or break it. But that's their dumbass fault for having kids because they didn't want kids, you know? They knew... It doesn't stop anybody from having kids. But once that kid's there, you can't do nothing about it. Yep, and there you go. And that's on them. That's up to them. Or maybe I should be more strict with my non-having kids. It's like, oh, you're pregnant? All right, congratulations. Then I'll talk to you later because I can't be your friend now. Well, I was... That's cold-blooded too. That's going to be a little deal-breaker. Do you have kids now or are you planning to get pregnant anytime soon? Because if so, you need not apply for my friendship. Because I've been hurt so many times when I finally was like, yeah, we can... I found a friend. And then it's like, oh. Yeah, but that's why you have friends. Another one bites the dust. But that's why you have friends. You don't just have one friend and just depend on that one friend to do everything with. I have like two friends that don't have kids. The rest of them have kids. Go Jen and Talitha. Woo! Oh, lest you forget your BFF. He doesn't have no kids. Oh, yeah, Louis. Louis doesn't have kids. He doesn't have kids and he doesn't want kids. But it's hard to be friends with the guy because I can't... Like one time I wanted to take him to a bachelorette party. You can't take him to a bachelorette party because he's a guy. Like there's certain things that we can't do. I can't be like, hey, let's go get a manicure. You don't know. I asked him. I'm like, get a no-polish one. Like it'll help. But he didn't want to. That's his loss. Yeah. Whether they have... I mean, whether... I even thought of dressing him up as a girl. It's not going to work. But yeah, that's not going to work. He'd make a pretty hideous girl. He has such a baby face. Oh, I love baby faces. But, you know, if they do have kids, I mean, you can still be their friend. You just... You got to come up with that expectation that if they're going to have a kid that, you know what, you can't, you know... Oh, well, that's just the way it is. Actually, I do... This may lead into another rant because actually the relationship status does affect things because I was going to be like, woo, okay, yay, my friend. My friends, Jennifer, Talitha, and Louis, right? Louis, yes, like he's one of my closest friends because, yeah, like he doesn't have kids and he's not in a relationship and neither am I. So we can hang out more often. Jen is in a relationship, so I don't really see her that often. Talitha, she was in a relationship. Now she's out of a relationship. So now that she's out of it, I've seen her more often. So I'll have to think about where I stand on this. But it might be a relationship status. I think it's a nice thing too because it's hard to be friends with somebody who's in a relationship because that takes their time. Yeah, it's... So then it's like, are you single? Are you going to plan not to have kids? And are you planning on not to get in a relationship so I can go out with you? It's like you're given the ultimatum. Okay, let's sit down for the interview process, please. Are you in a relationship? No. Do you plan on getting in a relationship? Yes. All right, well then next, move it along, move it along. Nothing to see here. Same thing with the kid issue. Your friends, the people who you choose to hang, to spend your time with. It's harder to make friends as you get older. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. I don't know where... I'm a kid. I don't know, you know, I don't know, unless you're the old man in the shoe, then yeah, it's hard for you to make friends. Hopefully I'm not an old man in the shoe. I hope not either. But it's not as hard to make friends. I mean, you make friends easily. You know, you make acquaintances. Did you mean old man in the shoe? Old man in the shoe? Yeah, that. The Hemingway novel? I was thinking of that and I was thinking of the old woman in the shoe too. I just had to clarify that. You see what one hit a pot does. Yeah, there you go. But... I still thought you were talking about the old woman in the shoe. I don't even think I even read old man in the shoe. What's the old man in the shoe? Old man in the shoe. That's all he is. It's just him in the shoe. How does he live out there? In a ship. That's him in the shoe. That's him and his wife. You know, there's good times and there's bad times. He's in a relationship. See, he couldn't be my friend. You're in a relationship. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Must be... Who's the old... Friday. Pichi? Yeah, yeah. Didn't you go get on a date with... Oh, yeah. But she's not my girlfriend. No, I'm talking about your cat. That is like your boyfriend right there. Chi Chi. Yeah, Chi Chi. Oh, I love Chi Chi. Okay, you're committed to him, right? Yes. Okay. Actually, no, I cheated on him already. With who? With Figgy. Who? Figgy Boo. There's another cat? Figaro, yes. Figaro? I brought him over. Chi Chi hissed at him. Well, either way, you're somewhat in a relationship with that cat. Oh, and then, okay, I don't know. It's so complicated. And then it's like, okay, my potential new friends or however. Oh, how am I going to make friends? You didn't say. All I was going to say is like, are you allergic to cats? You go to parties. You start talking to people's other friends. And then you ask someone for their phone number. Yeah, but there's nothing wrong with it. It's not like you're going, hey, why don't you give me your number? Like, hey, give me your number so we can hang out. Or, you know, we can grab some coffee or something. Hey, let's hang out. Let me have your number. Yeah. Like, let me have your number? How do you ask it? I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to show you how to ask for a number. You should know how to ask for a number. I don't. That's why I'm socially awkward, I guess. And now we delve deeper into the problem. You know, you just ask, you know, hey, you know, I like really talking to you. You want to, you know, you want to hang out? Or what's your, or. Like the friends that I do, I don't even know how, like. Or maybe you should get more on social networking sites like Facebook or. I think I need to do more stuff. Well, I do stuff, but sometimes I go on myself too. Okay. Like if I can't find anyone to go, I'm like, I'm still going and I'll go. Okay. It's like, it's like that. I mean, but you have to find activities to. Oh, we do have a caller. You're on verbal vomit. What do you got to say? Hello. Almost. Almost there. Almost. Almost there. Keep going. Keep going. We'll get you on right now. Oh, there it is. Hello. Are you there? Yes. Yes. I'm here. Oh, yes. How can this girl have a radio show and have no friends? Oh, how sad. Exactly. That's what I'm thinking. She does have friends. I know a person that has a radio show and has thousands of friends. Good friends too. See? Yeah. Will you be my friend? Yeah. I even, I even make two flyers for you. See? I knew it. I knew it was Lee. Yes. See? I'm a friend. I'm listening to your show right now. He's a friend. You know. Oh, remember the I Love Lucy when she didn't have friends? Friends of the friend list? Yes. Now. That's me. Now, let me ask you this, Lee. Yeah. Okay. You obviously, you have tons of friends. I mean, are most of them single or do most of them have kids? Where is that? I got friends that, you know, they got kids. They got friends that have been divorced, friends that are lesbian, friends that are gay, friends that are punk, friends that are polit, you know, and everything. I have friends everywhere. And you. How do you make friends? She should, she should tell her friends and go out there and tell them, you know, like, hey, I have a radio show. And you see how many friends you're going to, you're going to get all of a sudden. I try that. I think I have that creepy guy factor when I talk to people. I have a radio show. I have a radio show. Because I was talking to Jules from Sin 34. I have a radio show. Oh, my God. That's exactly how I say it. I went up to Jules from Sin 34 and asked her to be on my show. And she looked at Kitty and I like we were like stalkers or something. She was just like, hi. And that was it. You know. No, she was cool. She was like, all right. Because at first I felt like that. I do feel like that. Like, just kind of like, I really like your stuff. Do you want to come on my show? You know what? I know I'm pleased. You guys might want to. Like, I know. Especially Kitty. You're going to come down tomorrow to the barricade. We're going to have a kickback. Piñata hour kickback. Tomorrow. You should come down. And this is. This is a barricade. This is a barricade. This is off the western, right? Yeah, Blipsy Barricade over there in Vermont. Over there in western. Oh, western. Yeah, I know. I live right around that area. So I know where that's at. Okay, I'm there. And my goal is to make some friends. Will she make. Will she make friends at one of your parties? Oh, definitely. Ask Jeremy. He's a witness. Yes, Jeremy? Yeah, you guys weren't at the piñata party. It was huge. No, unfortunately. I missed it. It was huge and amazing music. And tons of good people there. See? Okay, I'm there tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. I'm throwing. Just so you know, I'm throwing another piñata party. Valiant 2. So you guys are welcome to come down. You know, you guys are on the VIP guest list. Awesome. I think I did get my invitation for that the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be down on August 31st at La Cita. You guys make it to La Cita. Oh, that's the one that's in La Cita. Oh, my God. I love La Cita. What day does that fall on? It's going to be on a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. Ah, okay. So I'm going to do a show that day, and I'm just going to run all the way down there. My friends are going to pick me up. They're going to carry me all the way down there. Awesome. Okay, cool. I got so many friends, but they're just going to carry me. I don't drive anymore. Oh. Oh. They carry you like on the streets. Yeah. I got so many friends. I don't know what to do, so I tell them, just pick me up and carry me all the way there. Dang it. That reminds me of like my grandma's funeral. They carried her, her coffin all the way through the streets. It's kind of like a live version of that. Yeah. Like those are your friends carrying you. Yeah, it is. That's not, you know, especially when you're dying, like all these people show up. Yeah. Maybe I should, I don't know, have a funeral party. Maybe you should be like Fonzie in Happy Days and fake your death and then go to your funeral dressed up like Fonzie's aunt, but just. Hey, but. Going back to the subject about like, I got kids myself. Okay. I got kids. You do a lot of stuff and you have kids. I still rock it. I still rock it out there. I'm still playing drums, doing gigs, being a radio show and stuff like that. Yeah. You know? And that's the thing. It really depends on the person. On the person. If they're motivated to want to do things like Lee is, they're going to do it. If they're motivated like me, I don't do shit. I just sit at home and, you know, and work on this goddamn show. And, you know, and it's all I do. But either way, you know, I have kids too. And I dedicate my time with, you know, I make time for my kids. I'm sure Lee does, you know, but we, but we're still able to rock our lifestyles. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was, I was born like this, you know, like. Born this way. But yeah, you know, like I knew myself and I was like, but I want to be in a relationship. So I ended up, you know, getting married. And. Knowing myself very well. I'm, you know, I've been married for like 15 years already. You see, he's making it happen. Oh my gosh. He's making it work. I thought I seriously, for like the age I have, I thought I would already be like divorced, married and divorced at least twice or something. How old are you? 35. Oh, you're still, you're still good in the market. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe you can hook me up on tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Calm down. We make it a challenge. Okay. Yeah. Challenge yourself to find me somebody. I talk about it on my show and you talk about it on your show. See how it went. Okay. We tell everybody how it went. That's exactly what she's going to do tomorrow. Okay. I am so there. So if you come down too, Dave, you should come down. I will most definitely make it out there tomorrow night. So I will be in the area. So I will pop my head in and say hello. Buy a beer or something. Awesome. You are speaking my language of beer. Thank you. And I posted up the link. I will be there. Lee will be there. Dave will be there. Yeah. By the way, it's going to start after 10. So if you go there on nine, it's like nothing going on. But after 10, I'm going to have about four DJs spinning stuff. Woo. Cool. Okay. Well, you got the video games there. So that's cool. It'll keep you occupied for a while. Bring some quarters. Bring some quarters. Quarters. Laundry or video games. I think video games are going to wear. And I can live with dirty laundry for a couple of more weeks. That's okay. Okay. That's a pro talking. Exactly. All right, Lee. Well, thanks a lot for calling in. No problem, guys. All right. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Later, Lee. Bye. Okay. Yay. I'm excited. Good. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. Now that you're excited, let's get on to Tonetta. I have to tell you about Tonetta. Oh, yeah. It sounds funky. Oh, man. This dude. I recently discovered Tonetta. I was surfing the net and came across this one song. Pressure Zone? Yeah, Pressure Zone. And I was like, what the hell? So I thought it was just somebody faking it. But I don't know. Apparently, he makes his own music. And I'll give you a little sample right here. As it starts. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, that's enough. Well, she set up the next one, which is Hitler. That one's hilarious. But this dude is like a total freak thing. And apparently he has a huge fucking following. So this is Hitler, if you play it right now. It's a little crazier. There you go. I love how everything sounds the same. It's like you want to dance. Hitler would have loved you. Hitler would have loved you. Yeah, I love his voice. It's really deep. I love how he laughs. Hitler would have loved you, yeah. Can't do exactly what you do. He says jump. You say how high. You walk so, so fucking blind. I love this guy. Hitler would have loved you. You know, Hitler would have loved you. That guy is some next level shit right there. Hells yeah. I shit you not, I watched all of his shit. He has a lot of videos up there. It took me a long time to watch them all. And I was addicted to this motherfucker. I was addicted to this motherfucker. It's available on iTunes. It's available on iTunes. And you can find them on iTunes. I posted the link to the whole comment. But you gotta see the video. You gotta see the video. He talks about Lady Gaga. He talks about going poop. He talks about Jesus. There's one called I went poop. There's one called Jewish girls. Jesus, drugs, drugs, drugs. Can't wait to make love. Metal man. And every video is different. It's about that same fucking crazy chick. I hear someone else did a remix of his song. It's the dubstep version of Pressure Zone. Dubstep Tonera. Let's hear this. Let's hear the Pressure Zone. Okay, that's weird. That's not very good. That's not very good at all. They could have made it better. Yeah. But this guy, he has weird, I mean, if you look up, I like Jesus. Jesus, I think, is my favorite one out of all of his whole thing that he does. And they're all lo-fi. Yeah. See how the music just sounds the same? Yeah. And a cock up his ass. So that's Tonera. That is my secret gem right now. That's who I'm into right now. So if people ask what you're into, I'm into Tonera. That guy's rocking a nice moose knuckle on this video. Oh, yeah. What's a moose knuckle? It's like the man version of the camel toe. Oh, moose knuckle? Yeah, you see a twig and some berries. Twig and berries. Twig and berries. But yeah, he's one of those guys. I don't know if you ever heard of, there's another artist out there called Apollo. And he has a song out in Bill Maher's movie. What the hell is Bill Maher's movie's name? The documentary he did. He did a while back. One of his songs. His feature on, what the fuck's that song called? Oh, I like to party. And it's similar to Tonera, but it's a little bit more overproduced. And it sounds more club friendly. What's the other guy's name? The guy's name's Apollo. Oh, there's a party in my pants. And everybody's coming. And he has a song called Saddam Hussein's Gay Asshole. Oh, my God. You know, yeah, it's stuff like this. That's what I like. I think if the forefathers of the internet knew what we were going to use this for, I think they'd be really disappointed in us. Because we look at viral videos all day and we watch porn. There's really no real use of the internet other than as a way to, you know, to keep our imaginations going to see what the next thing is. You know, there it is. Apollo Braun. Apollo Braun. There's a party in my pants. And like, oh, yeah. Oh, and he has Hitler. Yeah, his album that's out is called Number One and I Ran. And. Oh, it sounds pretty good. Yeah, it's a really good song, Party in My Pants. But we're watching it. Let's see if we can. Send me the link, Kitty, so I can play it. Okay, got it. And we're talking. Oh, I think that I said it was Godless. Yeah, I believe it was called Godless. And it's, I don't know why I find these things. I just troll the internet looking for music like this. That's it. That's not it. Is that the right link? This one, right? Yeah. Weird. Oh, yeah. So I troll around the internet looking for songs that are just mentally retarded and stuff that's just going to make you mad. Oh, the other one was a Tone Up video. Oh, yeah. The other one was a Tone Up dubstep. That wasn't really a dubstep. A remix. A remix. Oh, a different remix. Yeah. Excuse me. Excuse me. There's a party in my pants and everybody's coming. There's a party in my pants and everybody's coming. There's a party in my pants and everybody's coming. There's a party. I would. I like that one. It reminds me of like the mid to early 90s like club kid scene. Yeah. The music sounds like that. Exactly. Like party monster shit. Yeah. It's like watching kids. Yeah. Or party monster. Exactly. But yes, that's the musical taste I have. Really. I like it. It's very diverse and I don't make no apologies for it. I'll bring in some more shit music as I get it because I'm always trying to interwebs for music. On that note, we're going to take a little break. We're going to take a little music break. So while you're in your, while we get ready. You're listening to Verbal Vomit, Dave Kass and Kitty Anarchy. We'll be back. I sit alone in my four cornered room staring at candles. Oh, that shit is on? Let me drop some shit like this here. Yes. At night I can't sleep. I toss and turn. Candle sticks in the dark. Visions of bodies being burned. Four walls just staring at a nigga. I'm paranoid sleeping with my finger on the trigger. My mother's always stressing I ain't living right. But I ain't going out without a fight. See every time my eyes closed. I start sweating and blood starts coming out my nose. It's somebody watching me act. But I don't know who it is. So I'm watching my back. I can see him when I'm deep in the covers. When I awake I don't see the motherfucker. He owns a black hat like I own. A black suit and a cane like my own. Some might say take a chill B. But fuck that shit. There's a nigga trying to kill me. I'm popping in the clip when the wind blows. Every 20 seconds got me peeping out my window. Investigating the joint for traps. Taking my telephone for tests. I'm staring at the woman on the corner. It's fucked up when your mind is playing tricks on ya. I make big money. I drive big cars. Everybody know me. It's like I'm a movie star. But late at night. Something ain't right. I feel I'm being tailed by the same sucker's headlights. Is it that move that I ran off the block? Or is it that nigga last week that I shot? Or is it the one I beat for $5,000? Thought he had cane but it was gold. Met a flower. He slid under my seat. Grabbed my papa for the suckers. Ain't no use to me lying. I was scared of that motherfucker. Put the left in the Popeyes and better die quick. If it's going down let's get this shit over with. Here they come. Just like I figured. I'm a fucking It's about time. It's about time. It's about time. It's about time. It's about time. Day by day it's more impossible to cope I feel like I'm the one that's doing dope Can't keep a steady hand because I'm nervous Every Sunday morning I'm in service Praying for forgiveness And trying to find an exit out the business I know the Lord is looking at me But yet it still is hard for me to feel happy I often drift when I drive Having fatal thoughts of suicide Bang and get it over with And then I'm worry free, but that's bullshit I got a little boy to look after And if I die then my child will be a bastard I had a woman down with me But to me it seemed like she was down to get me She helped me out in this shit But to me she was just another bitch Now she's back with her mother Now I'm realizing that I love her Now I'm feeling lonely My mind is playing tricks on me This year Halloween fell on the weekend Me and Ghetto was a trick-or-treating Robbing little kids for bags Till an old man got behind our ass So it's been a long time So it's been a long time So it's been a long time We heated up the pace Took a look back And he was right before our face He be in for a squabble, no doubt So I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth He was going down, we figured But this wasn't no ordinary nigga He stood about six or seven feet Now that's a nigga I be seeing in my sleep So we triple teamed on him Dropping them motherfucking B's on him The more I swung, the more blood flew Then he disappeared And my boys disappeared too So I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth Then I felt just like a fiend It wasn't even close to Halloween It was dark as fuck on the streets My hands were all bloody From punching on the concrete Goddamn, homie My mind is playing tricks on me I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend I'm a fiend Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I got power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power, power Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up Don't be so pretty, pretty, my girl The wind is blowing in this little town The president is so stupid He wants to steal the extra, the money, the money It's just about time It just about time that he sometime sometime I think I'm always in, should be at the ramp Always in the same, when I gotta run Lose it all, lose it all Lose it all Now I can never be Can't find any balls, in which I'm always home Always at the center, don't know if I'm on I think I'm not stupid, but I'm really small So I don't really need, a minute to start Lose it all, lose it all Now I can never be It's a dead end street It's a dead end street It's a dead end street It's a dead end street It's a dead end street It's a double-edged sword It's a double-edged sword It's a double-edged sword Oh, I think we've been recording this whole time. Yes, told you. I was right. You guys witnessed that Kitty was right. Yes, you heard it. And not the songs, please. All right. I'm just kidding. So, we started this wonderful set with Kitty's pick of Ghetto Boys. My mom playing tricks on me. And I went with what you just did right now. After that was Power by Ice-T. After that was Killer Man by Gasoline. And rounding up that little set was Loser by The Bastards. Now, we're going to talk... Weed segment. We're going to talk a little bit about the herbalness of weed. And how much we like it and its uses and its properties and stuff like that. Just so you know, just because we smoke it does not mean we are experts at it. I never said I did. Okay. I will plead the fifth. We are making that disclaimer right now. We are just talking out of our ass. What is the fear with the disclaimer? Because we don't want to be held accountable for anything we say. Especially now that we're high. I never said I was. I'm pleading the fifth. All right. You can plead the fifth. If it's all you want. But I'm saying for myself. Okay. For yourself. For myself. Speak for yourself. So, without much further ado, here's our weed segment with Kitty. Anarchy. I should have a different name for the weed segment. It should be like Rasta Kitty or... Rasta Kitty? Rasta Kitty. It's the Rasta Kitty segment, man. I don't know how reggae music. Yeah. I don't listen to reggae. So, you need to get that then. Do you have any reggae drums? Just play it in the background really low while I do my weed segment. Yes. In the background. I want to do this segment as like educational and informative, historical and political. But all having to do with weed. What do you think? The gunge, man. There we go. All right. Welcome to the weed segment with Rasta Kitty, man. So, news. Historical news. Back in 1941, Henry Ford, as in the inventor of cars, thought up of a weed car. And they actually had made it. And it would have saved a lot of natural energy sources because it could drive off, get it? Get this, I mean, alcohol from like apples, weeds, sawdust, and other things. Every bit of vegetable matter was going to be fermented. And so, it would have saved a lot of stuff. They actually have like the whole thing is made out of weed. But I think that's a different car. I think this one is actually for the power of the car. Obviously, weed has a bad effect on the car. But it's a good car. It's a good car. It's a good car. It's a good car. It's a good car. And a lot of people think that weed has a bad reputation, connotation, I don't want to talk about it. But this is just history. He actually, because back when weed wasn't so controversial, then, you know, it was actually thought up as a possible energy source, a possible, you know, fabric, robe, different things. And it's easy to grow. Well, you know, not to bring this up. Not to break your stride real quick. But hemp usage has been around for like ages. And it was never frowned upon until maybe the 1900s. Because the plastic was coming in. That was a new thing. And it was a petroleum-based product. So what ended up happening is these people started to lobby that marijuana was a bad drug. They even went as far as saying that it made Mexicans hysterical. It made Jew hysterical. Why certain? Oh, because back then they were racist. They wanted to show that it was a minority disease. Just like with cocaine was the black man's drug. Black men would get crazy on the drug. The same thing with weed. The black men or Mexican men would get crazy and start raping white women. Because of weed? That's how they would spread the fear. That's how it became illegal. Just like with heroin. They used to say Asians would come and eat you or whatever. But still. Go ahead. What's your point? No, that was it. Thank you for informing me. Because I had just learned about this. I was watching. Because I don't have cable. But on channel 57 or something like that, they actually have a half-hour segment of weed news. They have a thing on legislation that's coming up. Or they'll have something historical. And they'll have something else. So that's what kind of gave me the idea to bring it into here. There's a journal. Well, there's a little street rag right where I live. It's called the Journal of Education for Medical Marijuana. It's called GEM. What a nice name, GEM. I always think of that TV show. The cartoon? Yeah, the cartoon. GEM and the Holograms. GEM and the Holograms. But it tells you the usages of it and stuff like that. Now, I was watching other TV shows. There's people who are for it as for medical use. And it does have its medicinal properties. But then you got the naysayers who say it's bad for you. And the one thing I do tend to believe is I think marijuana has more carcinogens in it than if you smoke it through a pipe or through a bong. I think to me the best way to get high would probably do edibles or a vaporizer. Edibles. Because if you're burning it, you're pretty much inhaling all that crap. Or when you're lighting it up. What is the name of that magazine? It's called... GEM. Journal for the Education of Medical Marijuana. Oh, J with a... Yeah, you do spell it like GEM, huh? Yeah. No, J, not G. J. I mean, you spell it like GEM like the cartoon. Because I was spelling it like GEM like a... Like a GEM. Oh, my God. The first thing that comes up when I click in... I mean, like when I entered it on the search is GEM and the Holograms. Oh, my gosh. You know what you... That's the first thing you just see when you input GEM, medical marijuana. GEM and the Holograms. It's the first thing that comes up on the Google. Even with the medical marijuana words in it. I'm so... Okay. Okay. Yeah, so... I mean... I mean... Like I said, I smoke it and I don't care. Who knows? Who cares, you know? It's not like... I don't tell my employers what I do on my off time. That's the one thing that I never understood is how people will willingly add their co-workers, or add their bosses to their Facebook, or all this other stuff. I mean, would you ever do that? No. I do... I mean, I never do that. What about you? Well, I don't... I'm a jerk. The weird thing to me is... You. The weird thing is when your boss friend requests you. That's weird. Oh, yeah. And you're like, fuck no. And that is awkward because obviously they know that you're denying them. But yeah, I mean, who the hell would want to have their... A boss. A geek. Especially the shit that I post on Facebook. Exactly. You know, there was a... There's this page called... I don't know if you've ever heard of it, called lamebook.com. And it just takes these... People send in random Facebook status updates or conversations. And the ones I see that I read sometimes are the ones from people saying, oh, I'm fucking bored at work. And the boss would be on there. I'm calling him out. Okay, number one, why are you on Facebook? You should be working. Number two, go start looking for a second job. You're fired. He'll fire you. You'll fire him over Facebook. He's like, okay, number one. I would never do that. I would never have my boss. That's just dumb. I think I actually... I accepted a friend request from an old boss of mine. And even then I was reluctant. I was like, I'm not going to add this guy. Why am I going to add him for? He doesn't need to know what the fuck I do Saturday through Sunday or when I live my life. When I'm there for those eight hours, that's all he needs to know about me. They don't need to know that I like to pee on people. You know? Or I like roaches coming out of my anus or something. They don't need to know none of that shit. He said roaches up your butt. So they can crawl around. Roaches out of my anus. My landlady, she's kind of a slumlord. So we have roaches and they're like... It literally... One came out of the toilet today. I was like, this is disgusting. That sucks. I thought they were going to fumigate. Yeah, they were supposed to fumigate last week. But the guy came on Monday and we didn't know that. And I called. I thought she said Tuesday. So now we have to do it. I think not this Saturday, but next Saturday. I thought you were saying at first that that's a fetish you're into. No, no, no. That's why I said roaches going up your butt. That's a lot of work. That is a lot of work. That's the one thing. You know what? Roaches, that is my one fear that I fucking hate. If I was to die with roaches around me, I would freak out. Roaches just freak me out. The big ones, the small ones, I don't care. Don't become homeless. You know? Knock on wood. I'm not going to become homeless. I have to live with those fucking things. And I'm Jem. Le Jem. It's called Le Jem. L-A space. Well, I have a link on the Facebook thing. But it says the Los Angeles Journal for Education on Medical Marijuana. It's L-A-J-E-M-M-M dot com. Yeah. I think I mumbled one too many M's. Two M's. I can get that at the liquor store down the street. Like, it's funny when I'll get lit up. I'll go to Astro Burger, get a burger, go across the street, get a bag of chips. I like Astro Burger. They have vegetarian chili fries. Actually, I still get those. And those are still pretty goddamn good. I like vegetarian. It's freaking crazy. I would not have thought that about that. Go figure. Yeah, so I would never, you know, I would never have my fucking bosses or anybody I'm going to be employed. If they ask me, I'll be like, you know what? I mean, but really, does your boss need to know what you do 24-7? No. You know what? You know what's really weird? Is when they ask you. Do you? Do you have a Facebook page when you're applying somewhere? Hell no. They ask? Yeah. No, that's weird. Really? I haven't heard that. Yeah, I haven't heard that either. I applied for a job. Maybe Dave's lying. No, no. I applied for a job at a medical marijuana store right off of Melrose, right where I live. Oh, I know why then. Because they post a lot of stuff on Facebook. And they said if I had a Facebook page and I was like, I declined to stay. And I said, realistically, I like to keep my personal life personal. Oh, my God. You got all crazy. No. Dude, what they're asking just because if you're already paying in a medical marijuana place, you know they're going to be kicked back. They're not going to be like all crazy. Who the fuck doesn't have a Facebook page? Like, that's a stupid question. Yeah. I mean, but a lot of people probably, I mean, a lot of people will look up your name on Facebook. That's like, I'm glad I have like a different, I put my name different. So that way they don't find me. You know? And I always post a picture of me that's me, but not really me. You know? So, I don't need, I don't need that hassle of a prospective employer looking at my Facebook. Page and knowing what I do. I keep everything private. Keep your shit private. You know? I don't even post stuff on Facebook either. Google Plus. I, you know, I tried adding that and I. Google Plus actually handles this situation very well. Really? You create circles and you decide who's in what circle. Oh, my God. And so when you post something, you can just say, just my friend's circle. And so only your friends that you know are cool will see those posts. Ah. So you can see realist. You can choose who sees what. There's much better control over who sees what. And you know what's funny? When I start, when I, when I left MySpace, because I, because I remember when I first started, this whole social networking shit was with Friendster. Yeah, I remember. And then I went, moved on to MySpace and MySpace was like the big shit. Then all of a sudden Facebook, like I got into Facebook. I signed up for a Facebook account when it came out and I was just like, you know what? Never really did much with it. Didn't know how to use it. Remember Friendster? Yeah. Yeah. We just talked about that. Right now. You just mentioned that. Yeah. That's one that went nowhere. Yeah. That was easy to work. Well, it's because they had huge growth and it got to the point where their servers were completely unresponsive. Oh, they grew too fast? And then Facebook came around and, and it was just a, you know, people were like, fuck, fuck Friendster because it doesn't work. They all go through the same thing. And I'm starting to notice a lot of bugs with Facebook now. Yeah. Like certain things that, that I, I should be able to deal with. That, that are buggy. And yeah, I almost feel like Facebook is like starting to tip over that scale. It's funny because like, that's what I was thinking. When's the next big thing? What's the Google thing called? Google Plus. And right now it's invite only, but there, there was just a huge interest in it when it came out. Now, you're, you can have a Google Plus account if you have a Gmail account, right? Or no? No, you have to be invited. But if you know anybody with a Google Plus account, I guess it's a good thing. I guess it's unlimited invites. Oh. So I, I have a Google Plus account. Plus even more control in a way. I could, I, I, well, the reason Google does it is because. Because people versus spammers? No, it's, it's based on the fact that it's still considered beta software. Oh. So they're trying to limit the scope by doing it in vital. And that, and you know, the one thing I'm noticing with Facebook, there's a lot of spam on that shit now. Yeah. It used to. It's filled with ads and. It's like those stupid videos. You don't. Yeah. I hate when my family clicks. Well, family or friends who click on those videos. Look at the spider that's coming out of a person's skin. They'll click on that video and it'll just infect everybody else who was around them. If you open it up, it takes you to a bunch of surveys to actually see the video that doesn't really exist. Uh-huh. Like the one, like, I can't believe that the dad wrote something on the wall and the girl killed herself. Yeah. Or that, look at this chick while she, she's caught doing something while dad walks in and she's like, you want to see the video? Like, I was like about to click. I was like, wait a minute. That sounds a lot. That sounds a lot like spam. I was like, I'm not going to do that. You know? Mm-hmm. Because who describes it like that? Yeah. Oh, I got a friend requested by a fucking, by a dating site that has massaged a girl. I was just like, no way. I don't even know who the fuck you are. You're way too hot to be talking to me, number one. And number two, I don't, you have, we have no mutual friends whatsoever. Oh, true that. You know, it's like, what are you, did you randomly see me somewhere on the, in the Wilshire area? You know, so that is just the way it is. Man, this is a long ass race. It's just a bunch of songs put together. So. No, yeah. He's on a plane. You can end it at any time you wish. Ah. Mm-hmm. All right. Let's end this shit. Let's get on to some business. You went out on Friday. You need to, we talked about it last week. Yeah, I want the full story. Yeah, we talked about it last week. Because we're going to get your perspective and then, you know, next time Love Bite is on. We're going to get. The other side. Yeah. So you went out with Nancy and Dr. Rossi. No, I went out with Nancy. Oh, you just went out with Nancy. Mm-hmm. Dr. Rossi was at home. Actually, I saw her, I saw her, but she didn't join us for the whole entire night. Oh, okay. So we did some love incense making class. Really? You went to a class? Yes. We all, all of us. Wow, it was like a full on like planned out date and shit. That's cool. That's cool. And then. Nancy and I went to eat sushi. All right, hold on. At a restaurant. Not each other's. What is this class you're talking about? What, love incense making? What is that? You make incense, but with the intent of, for love. You add all the different ingredients. So that way. What are you laughing at, Germs? I don't understand. Like, one of the ingredients is love? No, with different ingredients that attract love. Oh, so like. Like. I had a cheat sheet. Like it said like what different like cinnamon was on there. Lavender was on there. Oh, like different herbs and different spices. Yeah. And some of them are like used to like attract love. And some of them, like there's this one oil that oil of chango, I think. Something like that. Oil of chango. Oh, factory. Yeah. No. And he's like a God that's like the love God. That's kind of like the, like not, they didn't say promiscuous. They said kind of just like he likes adventure and love. So did it make you feel sexy and like you want to make love? Well, actually I bought a caldron, but Dr. Rossi still has it. So I can't really burn it yet. I burned some there. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. So you're supposed to burn that when you have your said date over or before you go out? Just whenever you want to like kind of get help in that. Yeah. Oh, okay. So, oh, cause you'll have that essence. It's on you. I don't know if it's the smell thing. It's kind of like. I think it's like a pheromone. Yeah. No, it's not pheromone. It's like, um, cause it's, um, it was at house of intuition and they, um, it's kind of like a spiritual thing. Like you have your spirit. Okay. And it guides you in that. Well, you guys are asking about it. I wasn't going to tell you all that detail, but. So you guys ate sushi, but not each other's sushi. Right. Where'd you go eat sushi? I don't remember. Did you guys share sushi at least? Yes. What neighborhood were you in? Um, I believe I was in West Hollywood. West Hollywood. Geisha house? No, that's Hollywood. I don't know. There's a bunch of places there. Yeah. It was pretty good. They had a crunch roll. They didn't bring me the edamame miso soup. Okay. All right. So far not sexy, but okay. And then after sushi. Oh, he's not asking. So what happened after sushi? I lost my sense. Yeah. Huh? What happened after sushi? I lost my sense. What happened after sushi? Then we went to the Pleasure Chest. Ah. I've been to that place. Two stories. Yeah. It's a full-blown warehouse. They had a skirt there. I kind of wanted to get it, but I didn't want to get it. I didn't want to get it. Wow. Why didn't you check it out? So what kind of vibrator did you get? I texted it to you. It's like some French name. Yeah. Le Nouveau. Yeah. Mimi. Mimi. Mimi. And what's the feature set on this device? Ask me how much. How much it was. How much was it? Guess how much it was. I'll do it like that. $80. Exactly $80. I told you, huh? No. I just guessed if it was somewhat of a quality tool. The first one I got was $15 one. And she's like, the person that helped us there, she was really cool. And she was like, oh, it'll probably last you maybe a year at most. But they break often. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get this one instead. This will last you a long time. Quality device. And they kind of, but once you see like the quality ones, when you see the like cheap ones that are on the wall, like you're like, oh, because the other ones are all nice. Well, the quality ones, like half of it is presentation, right? Like. Yeah. It has a little box. They look modern and they're all smooth. They're all soft. Yeah. They're rechargeable. They're rechargeable and mine's fully immersible. Oh. For those who like. For those who like. For those who like. For those who like. For those who like. For those who like. For those who like. Bathtub action. Yeah. So how is it? I thought I was going to use it right away and I was like, okay, I'm going to use it. Oh yeah? You haven't used it yet? Hold on. Hold on. You need to charge it first. That's unfortunate. So I'm like, what the fuck, man? Like maybe it's God because you know how like they tell you like in Catholic catechism that you're not supposed to. Like maybe God's just like lightning. What if lightning strikes me when I'm going to like finally go. I'm like, I'm going to go for it. So I tried a little bit in the shower. It was all right. Like I could still feel it tingling after, but I just stood for a little bit. So you haven't gone like. Yeah. Full force. No, I haven't had time. What do you mean you haven't had time? You don't do nothing all day. Yes, I do. You don't know my, you don't know my life. You don't know me. You don't know me. You're not, you're not out there saving the world. You're actually on disability. You have plenty of vibrator time. Don't be airing out my dirty laundry. Damn. Your employment's going to run out. It's going to run out. That's good. Yes. If you need this, if you need this money, we're going to set up a PayPal account. So now that you know our situation. Now you know our situation. PayPal account. This is all we have. Oh my God. So you haven't had time. I mean, that's something you need to make. Hey, you don't know if I've been getting it live or not. So what about, but how'd the rest of the night go? Was. Was novice Nancy. He showed me, she showed me the strap on. She would use if she would use it on me. Yeah. Wow. What'd you think? It's when you put inside you first. So it's like. So it's double the pleasure. Oh. Some DP action. So was there any, was there any soft caresses? No, no. Really? I expected more. Really? It was just our first date. Oh, okay. Right? What are you? What are you? An old fashioned woman? It's just our first date. No, only hand holding. She has to court you first. Did she ask? And then maybe I'll remove my, what are those? Pantaloons? Your pantaloons. Is she going to go to your mom and talk to her? It's like, yeah, I want to date your daughter. Old school fucking Godfather part two. Date my family first. And then. Oh, no, no, no. We didn't scissor. Sorry. No scissor sisters? No scissor sisters yet. It could have happened. You know, if you just. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just drop those. Pantaloons. Does that mean there will be a second date or. I would go on a second date. So is this your first experience like. Yes. Officially like. Yes. Exploring that. Yes. Happening. Yes. That's cool. So what do you think? I like it. It's like, I feel more comfortable. Like, I'm not as nervous as I would with a guy. Yeah. Because when I, when I like a guy, like I get really nervous. Like, I'll even feel like throwing up. Like. like fucking the dude on South Park? Yes. I've cried before. Really? Yes. If I like someone like a lot, like, and I'm not sure if they like me, and I like them a lot, like I've cried before. You just start crying? I start freaking out. In front of them? No. Oh, hell no. That'd be cool. You wait till after. No, you wait till after. And you're just like, oh my God, I hope he likes me. At any point in time, do these guys ever know you like them? Yeah. Yeah. And they didn't take action on it? Yeah. No, I was, actually, I was like that with Red. Like, I like wanted to throw up. Wow. I really liked him. Wow. And I was with him for three years. To the point where you wanted to barf. I was, yeah, I went with his name. So was the next date set or are you trying to play it cool? Like, I'm not going to call. Are you going to be frisky about it? I've called. I mean, I've texted her because I was going to go take a class there yesterday, but I didn't. So. I don't know. Was she into it? Did you get any signs? Was there chemistry? I had, I had, well, actually, she had a mention, well, I guess you guys will say like, oh, why didn't you go for it? But you never know what happened because she's just like, oh, like, you have to let me know how he tries it out or do you want me to try it out on you? Nice. That's a friend helping a friend right there. So then all you have to do is lay back and relax. So she. I actually haven't used it. That could be a possibility. She's into the, she, she's into being the subordinate. Can you be the dominant? I always thought if I were ever going to that, I could do the. Yeah. The S. Yeah, I could. The sadist part. You know what? I think you are more of a dominant than you are, than you are a submissive because. I hate being submissive. As. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you're, when, when you're with a guy, you're pretty. What? Your way or the highway. Oh. Thought is. So. Love me for who I am or hate me. That's the confusing part for me though. She, she showed you the strap on that she would use on you. Mm-hmm. But wouldn't you be using it on her if, if the position was dominant to subordinate and she's the sub? Or since it's double-sided, it's doesn't matter. I have double standards right now. I don't know if I'll always feel like that because Dr. Rossi said something like, if you don't give it. What did she say? You, she said it last week. If you don't give it, you don't deserve to get it. And right now, like I would get it, but I don't think I would give it. Mm. So I don't know if she would still want to, but I don't know if that would change. But right now I'm like not ready to. Well, that's, it's, it's stuff that you, you know, you got to do it at your own pace. You just can't do it. Like you just can't go. Exactly. I think Nancy would be accommodating for that. She realizes that this is your first kind of exploration into the, this side of your sexuality. So yeah, she'll be cool with that. Right. What should our second date be? Should I invite her or what do, what's you guys' tips? Like, do I call her? Do I text her? Do I just keep it cool? I would not take her to go make love incense. Number one. I would just, just hang out. Go somewhere and hang out. You should find an S&M club here in LA. Yeah. Oh, we should go to a club. Then I could get that skirt I wanted. Maybe, maybe you can try it. You can do something that you, you've always wanted to do because she seems like she would be a really good teacher, you know, to teach, show you, you know, what, what's up and what not. You know, help you explore some of the things you want to do. Or why don't you, I don't know what her living situation is, but sometimes that second date's always nice when you just kind of hang out at someone's house or whatever. You guys can make dinner together. You can have wine. You can have non-alcoholic beer. Here we go. I got a debtor on my dirty laundry again, right? Freaking A. Hack open some marijuana. Yeah, marijuana drink. Does she smoke? I don't think she does. I don't think she does. Well, she may drink wine or. She definitely drinks wine. Mmm. Give her some good stuff. Take her a nice bottle of wine. There you go. Does she like red wine or white wine? I have no clue. They brought some kind of like girly, rosé, like. Like Chablis? Yeah, like they brought that. Chablis. Chablis. Chablis. I don't know what that is, but yeah. It's just a pink wine. It's like no man should drink that pink wine. Right. Oh. This is not pink champagne. That's even worse. No. So now the ball is your court. Love, bite. Okay. Let us know your side of the story. Okay. I hope it's juicier than what she said. Yeah, I really do. Sorry, fellas, but this one's still exploring. Next date. Next date. Next date. You guys will be. We'll be ready to go. Knuckle deep. You guys will be officially Scissor Sisters. Scissor Sisters. And on that happy note, this is Rural Vomit. We'll be back after this block of wonderful music. It just came out sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime sometime Killing an Arab I can turn and walk away or I can fire the gun Staring at the sky, staring at the sun Whichever I choose, it amounts to the same Absolutely nothing I'm alive I'm dead I'm the stranger Killing an Arab I'm alive I'm alive I'm dead I'm the stranger Killing an Arab I'm alive Mama You could keep the baby quiet Cause my head's killing me I seen my ex last night Mama At a dance at Miller's store She was with that Jackie White Mama I killed them both And they were dead And they're buried Under Jenkins' sycamore Don't you think I'm psycho, Mama You can pour me a cup If you think I'm psycho, Mama Better let them lock me up Don't hand the dog to me, Mama Or do you think about her sometime sometime be, Mama, but let me tell you about last night. I woke up in Johnny's room, Mama, standing right by his bed. With my hands near his throat, Mama, wishing both of us was dead. You think I'm psycho, don't you, Mama? I just killed Johnny's pup. You think I'm psycho, don't you, Mama? You better let him lock me up. You know the little girl next door, Mama, I think her name is Betty Clark. Oh, don't tell me that she's dead, Mama. Why, I just seen her in the park. She was sitting on a bench, Mama, thinking up a game to play. Seems I was holding a wrench, Mama, and my mind was in a daze. I walked away. You think I'm psycho, don't you, Mama? Didn't mean to break your cup. You think I'm psycho, don't you, Mama? Mama, Mama, why don't you get up? Say something to me, Mama. Mama, why don't you get up? Hey, black girl. Hey, black girl. Hey, black girl. Hey, black girl. Hey, black girl. Hey, black girl. Hey, black girl. guitar solo solo It's seven days and so long But it's long enough for me Just to watch her her bones run dry I wanna stand by her feet And I'll say it again And I've got her waiting And I've got her running Cause I'm mad now But her ashes bumps through my neck It's seven days It's seven days If you are good Tell me where I am I feel left upon my back As I'm lying on the ground And I lie with the campus cards My heart's round and blessed Ten days are so long now A long night to wait And I say again And I'm tired of waiting And I'm tired of running Cause I'm a man now What am I supposed to do right now? guitar solo And I'm tired of waiting And I'm tired of running guitar solo Cause I'm a man now What am I supposed to do right now? guitar solo Hey, Big Duke Wayne. We heard y'all were looking for us MDC boys. That's just what you fixer to do. I mean to kill you in one minute or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which will it be? I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man. guitar solo! Joey was a Nazi He liked to play as is He had a picture of eight of the four Something he'd scare my piss Well, it would string up your mama Well, it would string up your bum Sure, it would fart you off to the wall Sure, it would hang you by your lip Oh, he was a Nazi Not anymore He was a Nazi Not even a thaw He was a Nazi He was a Nazi He was a Nazi He was a Nazi He was a Nazi John Wayne exploited our Indian brothers He burned their villages and raped their mothers Now he has given them a white name, Lord Live a list On top of my score He was a Nazi Not anymore He was a Nazi Not even a thaw He was a Nazi Not anymore He was a Nazi John Wayne killed a lot of groups in the war We don't give a hoot about John Wayne anymore We don't give a hoot about John Wayne anymore We don't give a hoot about John Wayne anymore We don't give a hoot about John Wayne anymore Just because a phone called a camera door He was a Nazi He's not anymore He was a Nazi Not even a thaw He was a Nazi He's not anymore He was a Nazi He's a Nazi John Wayne wore a normal uniform He didn't like the rest of Mexico before Well, John, we ain't got no regrets As long as you die a lot of people's deaths Were a Nazi He's not anymore He was a Nazi Not even a thaw You are nothing You're not anymore You are nothing But now You're dead Dead Dead Dead Oh You know what that sound means? Yeah, I think we need to change that Really? Yeah I don't like it no more It doesn't go with the rest of the show, I think What kind of song do you think we should have? Like a more rockin' song More rockin' song? Not this one? Not this one It feels like you're just spilling smoke in a joint What's up, brother? How you doing? Uh-huh Yeah Alright, well, thanks for listening Yes, this has been another episode of Verbal Vomit And now we're gonna go ahead to The Redwood to see the Mormons Yeah Next week Either or B-Square Yeah Sorry, Labisi couldn't make it in tonight But they are gonna They're gonna reschedule with us soon So we'll get back to you on that Also, next week Be sure to tune into the debut of Below Your Load podcast That is with myself And my good friend Uber Alice We'll be spinning some tunes That the kids might like or might not like We don't give a shit We're playing whatever the fuck we feel like So that's next week Good night and good day Stay black, y'all It's about time