📄 Transcript [show]
Hello?
Hey, we're back.
Call Jackie.
Hello?
Hey, we're back.
Call Jackie.
Jackie's not here.
Well, then fuck you then, man.
Who are you?
Huh?
Who are you, man?
This is Carlos.
Who?
Carlos.
Carlos?
Yes, stupid.
Fuck you, Carlos.
Hey, fuck you, eh?
Hello?
Hello, is your father there?
Yeah, hold on.
Hello?
Hello?
This is Andy.
Alright, hold on.
Hello?
Hello?
How are you?
How are you?
Okay, thank you.
Hey, fuck you, eh?
Who are you?
This is Carlos.
Carlos?
Yeah.
You know, Carlos?
Yeah?
I want to see you in front of me, and then you tell me what do you want, okay?
Okay, fuck you, eh?
Hello?
Hey, friend.
How are you?
How are you?
Okay.
What are you doing?
Who is this?
Huh?
This is Carlos, eh?
Are you Carlos?
I need you, Carlos.
How are you?
Don't call me early.
Huh?
Why you don't call me?
Because I'm tired.
Are you tired?
Yeah.
That's too bad.
So what are you doing?
Really?
Yeah.
That's too bad.
I'm very busy, Carlos.
I'll come to you later, okay?
Fuck you, eh?
Okay, bye-bye, Carlos.
Fuck you, eh?
Okay.
Fuck you.
Bye.
Fuck you.
Bye.
Tell me fuck you.
Ha ha ha ha.
Why you don't coming to fuck me in front?
What?
Why you don't coming over here and fuck me?
Fucking speak English, whip ass.
Ha ha ha ha.
You're a son of a bitch.
Speak English, whip ass.
Speak English, whip ass.
We'll do it live.
Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles.
We'll do it live.
Fuck it.
It's the More Music Radio Pod.
Do it live.
I'll write it and we'll do it live.
On skidrow.la.
Fucking thing sucks.
In five, four, three.
All right, all right, all right.
It's the More Music Radio Pod.
It is Thursday, September 1st, 2011.
One.
One.
2001?
Damn.
I'm like 10 years into the future.
Are you sure?
Anyway, we're having another party here at the More Music Radio Pod.
Skid Row Studios.
Tonight we are going to have Adam Shankman in and we're going to talk to him about what he's doing.
He has like a kids show and he's doing a lot of comedy shows and stuff.
But before we do that, last week we had Brian Whitman in and I gave him a ride home.
And everybody knows Brian Whitman is kind of like a liberal guy and stuff, you know.
Yeah, he's really open-minded, man.
Yeah, he is.
He's a really cool dude.
I really like hanging out with him.
Trip on this, man.
I had my phone going.
Oh, man.
Oh, for real.
Did you have a good time tonight?
Yeah, so this is us on the ride home.
Just listen to this.
It was awesome, man.
It was awesome.
Thank you for showing up, man.
We really appreciate it.
Oh, no, I was happy to do it.
I was happy to do it.
Yeah.
That was fun.
I loved the clips you had.
Yeah.
Of Susan and James Quall.
Yeah, where you were driving them home?
Yeah, yeah.
That was funny shit, dude.
Yeah, man.
What, they had like no idea that you were taping them?
No, like I just...
So they're fucking stupid.
Right?
I mean, how could somebody not know they're being taped, right?
They're dumb.
I get...
Well, you know, I don't want to say they're dumb, but, you know, they're special.
They're like, you know, simple-minded people, you know, but...
Well, believe me, you'd have to be simple-minded to not know you're being fucking taped.
Right.
You know, when you're being driven.
I mean, you know, it's like...
Right.
I guess, yeah.
I mean, I'm not taping you right now.
No, no, no, no, dude.
Shit, I know that.
I wouldn't do that.
You have too much respect for me to do that.
I know that.
I know that.
But it's cool, you know.
Yeah.
So, no, but what she said about, like, the Mexicans and the blacks, I didn't want to say it on the show because I have an image, you know.
I was with ABC for years, you know.
Right.
I'm Brian Whitman, you know.
Right.
You know, I'm, like, not a fucking joke.
Right, right.
You know, you're the real deal.
I mean, you're a pro, man.
Yeah, I'm a fucking professional.
I'm Brian Whitman.
So I don't go on the air and say, like, that Mexicans can't, you know, like, you know, like, I don't go on the air and say, like, Mexicans reproduce like cockroaches.
Right.
I believe that, dude.
You do?
That's obviously true.
I mean, look around L.A.
I mean, look where we are right now on this freeway.
Right.
I mean, how many Mexicans are in that pickup right there?
I mean, at least three, right, in the front seat.
There's probably a couple, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, no, so it's just like, you know, and blacks, you know.
Right.
Okay, black people, yeah.
What's wrong with you?
No, I know.
I mean, you were just asking Susan, like, you know, what she thinks of blacks, right?
Right.
And they were just being honest.
They were keeping it real because most white people don't like blacks.
It's true.
Yeah, that's true.
You know, I would never.
Dude, I'm not going to go on the air and say that.
Right.
But now I'll tell you.
They get on your nerves.
Well, yeah, especially the ones who, like, they want a job, you know, they want to, you know what I mean?
Like, they want to go to restaurants and stuff.
It's like, you know, it's like enough is enough, you know?
Right.
Wow.
No, I'm not a liberal and everything.
I'm like a progressive.
Right.
But, you know, let's take it easy.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, let's slow down a little bit, huh?
So, dude, how do you know when the Asians have moved into the neighborhood?
How?
The Mexicans get car insurance.
Fucking great, right?
That's a good one.
Because Asians can't drive for shit because their eyes, you know, I mean, you know what I mean?
It's like about their eyes, right?
Well, yeah.
And they're bad drivers.
But is it a coincidence that their eyes are slanted and they also crash all the time?
It's like, how do they see out of the street?
Right.
You know what I mean?
Right.
I'm just keeping it real with you, you know?
Yeah, man.
Not like on the radio, I'm the phony, really, on the air.
Yeah, because people would hear something like this.
They'd go, that's not Brian Whitman.
You know, he's like a liberal, you know.
Wow.
But they don't.
You know.
And then the other thing is Mexicans don't traditionally buy car insurance because they don't give a shit.
And they probably can't afford it, right?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Wow, man.
Wow.
Excuse me.
That is another side of that coin.
I did not see that coming.
That was, I was kind of shocked, man.
That was pretty shocking.
I mean, he was really, he felt really comfortable in my car, you know?
I mean, he was just like, you know, just letting it fly.
Here's another clip, man.
Check this out.
I was just raised in a white neighborhood with white people.
Right.
And that's my comfort zone.
You know, whites.
Nobody's perfect.
No, but white people are more likely to be perfect than people who aren't white.
You know what I mean?
Jeez.
So.
Yeah, yeah.
Some people, if they would hear something like that coming out of Brian Whitman's mouth, they'd be kind of surprised or shocked, right?
They'll never hear it.
Right.
It's true.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's true.
I wouldn't record you.
Dude, I know that.
I mean, I know that you would.
I know that you have respect for me.
Yeah, man.
And I'm not an idiot.
I've been doing this for 25 fucking years.
If I'm being taped, I know it.
Right.
You know?
I mean, you're around tape every day.
It's all, since I'm 13 years old, I've been taping stuff.
I know when I'm being taped.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, well, I would never do that because, like, you know.
Hey, dude, you want a blowjob?
What's a blowjob?
What does that mean?
World sex.
Oh, no.
I don't want that, man.
No.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
What do you think?
It was, like, code?
Like, an In-N-Out burger or something?
Yeah.
No, no.
I was offering to put my mouth on your penis.
Oh, all right.
All right.
I'm sort of kidding, you know?
Yeah.
I mean, I would hate for, I mean, if this was being recorded, people knowing that you're offering the host of an internet radio show a blowjob, that'd be pretty weird, right?
Yeah, but you're just a guy.
I mean, you're just a guy.
I mean, sure, you do a radio show, but when you put your head on the pillow, you're a dude.
Do you have a vagina?
That's cool.
No, that's cool.
It's all good, dude.
That's all right, man.
It's all good.
Oh, this is my exit, by the way.
This is where I'm going to get out of the car.
Right here.
Actually, no, the next one up here.
All right.
Look at these homeless blacks, man.
Yeah, man.
I mean, hopefully they get homes, or you don't really care?
No, but, you know, I like it when I see, like, Oprah buy them homes.
Right.
You know, she does that shit.
Right.
And that's, like, kind of, I think, like, you know, look out for your own, you know what I mean?
Right.
So it's kind of like, I'm glad that she does that.
Yeah.
Anybody complaining, you just be like, hey, why don't you call Oprah?
Well, no, because historically, I mean, you look at how much white people are watching and how much people have, like, put out for blacks, you know, like, all of the charity programs, all of the social welfare.
You know, see someone like Oprah, it's like, okay, you know, she's black, you know, you know, get, like, buy homes for these blacks, you know?
Yeah.
Like, yo, I'm going to do it, you know, she, yeah.
Do you have any kids?
No, dude.
Wow.
No.
I hate kids.
Yeah.
I'm actually for, I'm actually, like, I support.
I would never say this on the air.
Right.
Because I'm a progressive.
On the air, that's like, oh, Brian Whitman, he's a liberal, right?
Right.
But I'm for, in some cases, like, mandatory sterilization and forced abortions.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you know, like, that's a pretty cool way of thinking.
Yeah, I mean, like, to some, no, some people, it's like.
Those two are pretty cool.
Yeah, and, like, I think you can look at people and go, you know, all right, hey, you know, maybe you shouldn't have a kid.
You know, maybe we should strap.
You down and force an abortion on you.
You know what I mean?
Which is not a politically correct thing to say.
What kind of people do you think should.
Well, I'm going to, you know, leave that for you, but you're not stupid.
Right.
I mean, I don't know.
Are you stupid?
Kind of a little bit.
That's true.
Yeah, man.
He was fucking saying some crazy shit, man.
Let's just burst through these.
Check this one out, man.
You just go to the 134 up here.
All right.
Yeah, I'm just going to.
Jump out.
You're going to go score some coke or something or.
No, I do heroin, dude.
Oh, I shoot it.
Oh, OK.
I thought it was just sleeping pills.
So you had.
I say that on the air.
Oh, yeah.
It's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
It's heroin.
It's not heroin all the time, but more times than not, it is.
Yeah.
Don't exit here, though, because you cannot score H on Venturple.
Oh, OK.
All right.
Cool.
You've got to go into, like, North Hollywood.
You got to go, like, deep into the valley.
Mm hmm.
So.
And that's probably the only time you'll talk to, like, a black or a Mexican person, right?
To get your H.
Or when, like, you know, like, my landscapers, they're Mexican.
Right.
And I'll say, like, you know, Salida when it's time for them to exit and go.
That's communicating with them, you know?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean, right?
Right.
Yeah, you know.
You know, so.
So who are you going to vote for?
Not Obama, right?
Did you vote for Obama?
I voted for Howard Stern.
Oh, really?
That's cool.
You can write stuff in.
Yeah, you write in Howard Stern.
Yeah.
I write in Hitler.
Uh huh.
All the time.
Right.
And it's not a joke.
You're into Hitler?
Well, I mean, he got the trains.
You know, the trains ran out of time.
You know, people say that he didn't do anything.
Right.
With the trains late.
Uh huh.
They weren't.
Well, he did bring about the bug, the Volkswagen bug, which is a pretty.
Oh, yeah, he did, right?
Yeah.
See?
So, I mean, there's that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I don't really think it happened.
You don't think it happened?
No.
You can take that exit right up here.
Then I got to go deep, deep, deep, deep, deep into the valley for heroin.
You know what I mean?
Wow, man.
Please don't ever tell anyone I talk like this.
No, man.
Come on, dude.
Look at me.
Do you think I would?
No, no.
I wouldn't.
We hung out a little.
No, that was it.
You know, that was it.
That was it.
You know?
I mean, this is all, like, personal stuff.
I wouldn't.
Well, look, here's what I've told you.
I've told you I do heroin.
Right.
I've told you I'm for...
I won't say anything about that.
I'm for forced abortions.
Right.
I've told you I like blacks unless they try to get a job or, you know, buy a house.
Right.
Okay.
Fair enough.
I told you it's Oprah's place to help the black homeless.
Right.
Cough it up.
Mexicans don't buy car insurance if they don't give a shit.
Right.
Asians can't drive because their eyes are slanted.
You got to make a right turn here, dude.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, and I offered you a blowjob.
And you offered me a blowjob.
Yeah.
These are all things that I definitely will not, like, rebroadcast or anything on the show.
I don't know what I would rebroadcast because I'm not recording.
Oh, nothing.
No, what I did on the show is what you can play.
I mean...
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
When the mic's on and I know what I'm doing, you know, then you play it.
Yeah.
You know, but...
Black people are great.
Hispanic people are great.
Whatever.
Oh, yeah.
Brian Whitman's a liberal progressive.
Right.
You know, voted for Obama.
Tell people that.
Tell people that.
All right.
Cool.
Where's your ideal?
What's your, like, utopia?
Where's your ideal place to live?
Well, like, remember Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber?
He lived in Montana.
Right.
He had a shack, remember?
Right.
That wasn't a bad vibe.
I'll make a right here.
All right.
Yep.
Behind this car.
Look at this Jap car.
These Japanese cars.
It's like, would you drive that thing, dude?
People drive these cars, like, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, buy a good German car, you know?
It's amazing what people will say when they don't know that they're being recorded.
Right.
Yeah.
Wow, man.
And we finally got home, man.
Here's the last clip, man.
I love these clips, dude.
Thanks again for letting me do the show tonight.
No problem, man.
It was our pleasure.
You did a good job.
I like the face that you did show.
Well, that's my public face.
That's my public image, you know?
I won't say anything about this.
No, dude.
We're tight now.
I'm not going to rebroadcast any of this stuff.
Well, you can't because you're not taping it.
Exactly.
That's what I mean.
I've been doing this 25 years, dude.
That's what I mean.
How can you fucking run something you don't have on tape?
Exactly.
You know?
You think I'm retarded?
That's what I mean.
You think I'm retarded?
I'm a little slow.
And by the way, retarded, that's like a great word.
They don't let you use that anymore.
If you go on the air and you say, oh, he's a retard.
Right.
They get mad.
Yeah, the ADA gets pissed at you.
Well, you know, fuck me for living, but they are retarded.
Right.
I mean, why would a normal person bang his head on the fucking window?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
You know, that's a retard.
Yeah.
It's just good to let that out.
Like developmentally challenged.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, right.
Sure.
And I'm the tooth fairy, you know?
Right.
If, you know, if forced abortions were around.
The law of the land?
Yeah.
Maybe, you know.
We'd prevent that kind of thing.
Amen.
Amen.
Yeah.
It's time to bring God back into school, too.
Exactly.
That's what was missing this whole time.
They shut God out, man.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, man.
Well, thanks again, man.
Awesome, man.
We really had a good time.
We had a good time.
We had a good time, man.
I loved it.
But really more, I like this, like keeping it real with you.
Yeah.
You see this 7-Eleven dude?
He's keeping it real with.
Yeah.
You go in there.
I mean, I'll give you $20.
You go in there any day of the week.
And it's open all the time, right?
It never closes.
Right.
If you can say, call me up, say, Whitman, there's somebody behind the counter who's not a dot head.
And I give you $20, dude.
But you can't find him, you know?
It's like constantly in there, you know?
You know, please.
You know what I mean?
Wow.
I never heard this side of you.
Wow.
Just keeping it real, bro.
And when people, like, people will email you, trust me, they will.
They'll be like, wow, you had Brian Whitman.
You know, he's like the greatest.
Just type back to those people.
Like, you know, like type back.
Not only is he the most talented guy I've ever met.
But.
But.
He's like the sweetest person.
Because I like to play that card.
Right.
Okay.
Well, I don't have a pen right now.
I hope I remember that.
That's not too hard.
Most talented, sweetest.
Two.
Sweetest, most talented?
Yeah.
Well, talented first.
Third difference?
Talented first, I prefer.
Talented first?
Right.
All right.
And smart.
I kind of feel like.
And sweet.
You know, a good person.
I kind of feel like dicks here.
Like, we're screwing this guy over, you know?
And heterosexual did not offer any blowjobs.
No, don't tell people that, dude.
All right.
Do you see?
You make me even nervous, like, bringing that up.
Like, you're fucking with me.
What are you nervous about, bro?
There ain't no taping going on.
Oh, yeah, bro.
Look at you, man.
Getting all Mexican, bro.
Getting all.
What do you mean, bro?
There's no taping going on, bro.
Relax.
Yeah, it's great shit, dude.
All right.
It's coming up on the right here.
No, so, dude.
I'm going to get out of the car.
You sure you don't want a blowjob?
I'm positive, man.
It's all good, bro.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Well, cool, man.
Thanks for coming on the show.
We really appreciate it, man.
You got it, dude.
Awesome.
Thanks, bro.
Radical.
Yeah, man.
And we want to thank Brian Whitman for coming on last week, man.
That was a good show.
You got to check it out, man.
And thank you for the clips, Mr. Whitman.
That was cool.
Just really opened up.
Well, I like it when people open up, man.
So, what we're going to do is we're going to play a couple songs, and we're going to come back with our special in-studio guest, Adam Shankman, on the More Music Radio Pod.
Bye.
Bye.
Don't take this offensively.
The More Music Radio Pod.
Oh.
Jin-kyung, I love you.
Skinroad.
LA.
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Oh.
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Blow me up, Dad.
Yeah, I like to let this one just kind of play out a little bit until you get to the fucking payoff, man.
Yeah.
You know who this is?
Oh.
Can you tell who it is?
You've heard it before on the Radio 5.
Yeah.
Dude, this is Dr. Doolittle right here, man.
Hey, Jeremy, did you get this single?
Did you get this single when you were a kid, man?
No, I didn't have the single, man, but I remember when it was played on MTV.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is Eddie Murphy, Party All the Time, with Rick James on WWW Skin Row LA.
800-893-5.
Yeah, hey, that was the first time I hit the post, man.
That was the first time I hit the post.
Fuck.
Man, since Brian Whitman was here, man, I'm starting to become kind of radio-y, you know?
Shit, man.
Anyway, so on the more music...
I'm kind of radio-y in like a KXLU kind of way.
Yeah, I'm radio-y in like I have all kind of substances in my brain right now.
I'm feeling really good right now.
Yeah.
Hey, so anyway, we have Adam Shankman in studio.
All right.
Yeah.
Party all the time.
Welcome to the more music radio pod, man.
Yeah.
Hey, what's going on, dude?
How you doing?
Oh, hey.
Hi, how are you?
Oh, who's this guy?
Hi, I'm Adam O.
Adam O.
Hey, I never met the Breakfast Show character that you do, man.
Oh, that's really me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, okay.
All right, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, good to meet you, Adam O.
Nice to meet you, Mormons.
Yeah.
Hey, so what's going on in your neighborhood, guy?
I'm a little late.
I should be, you know, wearing a bolo tie and drinking jasmine tea while driving a stick shift.
It's a little after 8.30, Mormons.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, sorry for getting on kind of late, man.
I was just drunk the whole night already.
I know.
We were running those Brian Whitman clips because we were kind of, you know, getting lubed up for the show.
Did you hear those Brian Whitman clips?
Yeah, I did.
I don't want to really say it.
You don't like it?
Oh, I love it.
Oh, okay.
I love it.
So you believe in that?
You agree with Brian Whitman in those circumstances?
No, I don't understand his words.
Oh, okay.
All right.
But listen, I want to start my show right now, okay?
Oh, okay.
So sing along with me.
Everybody, Adam Whitman.
One, two, three, four.
Adam O.
Adam O.
Adam O.
Adam O.
Let it rain.
Let it rain.
Let it snow.
Let it snow.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Start the show.
Start the show.
Take a bite.
Bite.
Take a bite.
Make it right.
Make it right.
Spaghetti O.
Spaghetti O.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Wait till lunch.
Wait till lunch.
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
My cereal bunch.
What?
What?
Adam O.
Adam O.
Adam O.
Here we go.
The Breakfast Show.
Yeah.
All right.
Hey, all right.
Adam O.
That was weird, man.
But that was cool.
I had fun.
That was good.
I mean.
Well, I run a kids show.
You got to rehearse.
Mormons.
Yeah.
It's a live.
It's a live kids show here in Los Angeles.
Why aren't you drinking your beer, man?
We bought some beer for you.
You want to have a beer?
You mean water?
Hey, man.
That beer.
We'll get you some water if you want some water.
That beer ain't going to drink itself.
That's all I'm saying.
What beer are you talking about?
It's just water.
You're drinking beer.
It's just beer, man.
It's okay.
Well, you don't drink.
That's fine.
We'll get you.
It's mostly water.
We'll get you some water.
Yeah.
I'm not a drinker.
All right.
I have to, you know.
I do kids shows.
I thought I was getting drunk with Adam Shankman that last time.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, but I'm sorry.
That's a different dude.
Listen, Vince.
You know, so anyways, about my kids show.
Oh, okay.
You know, let me tell you about my kids show.
All right.
Do you care to listen?
Sure.
I mean, because I love kids shows, man.
Dan, is it okay if I tell you about my kids show?
Put it right down.
You cool with it?
I mean, this show is for the kids, but it's not for the kids.
100% for the kids.
Adam, I don't know how many kids are listening to the More Music Radio Pod, man.
Hey, kids, if you'd like to call 1-800-893-950.
562.
Yeah.
All the youngins.
I like the youngins.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, weird.
Listen, so I do a monthly show.
It takes place inside a cereal factory.
Right.
The kids are served cereal.
Right.
What kind of cereal?
They all eat cereal.
Captain Crunch, Froot Loops.
What's your favorite cereal?
Adam O's.
Adam O's?
You have your own cereal?
I do.
I'm the mascot of a cereal.
Adam O's, the most popular cereal in the Milky Way.
What it tastes like?
Not what you're drinking.
It tastes like creamy milk.
I mean, whiskey?
I mean, Adam O, here we go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, you know, it's...
It tastes like creamy milk.
Creamy milk, which I get from the milk man.
Bingo, the milk man.
Ah, does it taste like creamy milk and spoons?
Because that's a good cereal.
Creamy milk and spoons.
Yeah, it does.
So, I'm really excited because, you know, I'm the most popular cereal.
I think I'm the most popular cereal in the world now.
the good old US of A right now.
Where are you doing your show at?
Where can we see it?
You could see it, well, we just did our, we're on a two-week hiatus, so give us another two weeks to plan that.
We just did a Comedy Central special on the 18th of August.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
What happened, so what is that?
Like, when is it, is it going to air, actually, on Comedy Central?
Comedy Central is a station, like a...
That's where they have the comedies.
Like a TV station.
It was a live show.
It was a live show.
It was a live pilot to see if it flies.
So it was with a studio audience and 100 people.
It was in 3D.
I was in 3D.
Oh, awesome.
Wow, kind of like now.
That's cool.
What do you mean?
You're in 3D right now because you're here.
We're doing this.
It's like, this is real.
Are you okay, man?
You look really uncomfortable.
Well, there's a lot of just, you guys seem a little bit like, you know.
Oh, come on, man.
We're just having a little bit of drink.
You know, it's all right.
You know, we're smoking a little bit of...
There's...
Cigarettes.
On all this stuff.
It's all going to go bad.
Yeah, I got to keep my image down.
Are you really?
Are you seriously, man?
Adam.
Yeah.
Are you really?
Are you okay?
Is everything cool, dude?
I mean...
Yeah, it's just late.
And it's like, I'm a kid star right now.
And I can't really be out this late.
Oh.
Doing it.
All right.
Okay.
Well, is it...
What are you worried about?
Does the smoke get to your allergies?
Or like...
Because we could just like pop these shrooms.
No, seriously, man.
There's no kids or anything.
Because there's no odor or anything.
I don't understand, guys.
I have an audience of parents.
Parents?
Parents.
Trust me, they're not listening to the More Music Radio podcast.
Jesse James is a parent.
He's not a real good guy.
So, I mean, we could cater to that guy.
Yeah, well, you know.
He's not good.
You mean the bandit?
From like in the 1800s?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Yes and yes.
That's weird.
No, man, seriously.
Just like have a good time, man.
I mean, dude, Adam, come on, man.
We've been out to fucking strip clubs and shit.
And we've drank.
So, just have a drink.
You know, I understand.
But, dude, don't worry, dude.
Nobody's going to fucking get you in trouble.
There's no kids listening.
Just like relax, man.
You're going to make me uncomfortable.
You know?
So, anyway.
So, Adam.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead, Adam.
Just wanted to talk about my breakfast show.
All right.
Okay.
Well, tell us about the breakfast show, man.
Come on.
Your cereal.
You got an Adamo cereal?
I do cereal.
We'll get back into it.
All right.
Maybe we can just edit this out afterwards.
You know?
No, no problem.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, it's the breakfast show.
It's a live show.
We have an impersonator that does David Lynch.
Hi, kids.
I'm David Lunch.
It's all about lunch.
We have Chickster.
Uncle Chickster.
He's an old man.
I've seen him on the internet.
He's like an old fellow.
He's a very old fellow.
We have Inky the Centaur.
She's like a half horse, half woman.
And that's my sister.
Oh, yeah.
Why Inky?
Because you said Inky.
Is it Adamo's sister?
Is it Adam Shankman's sister?
Who is it?
Adamo's sister.
Oh, okay.
So, you want to hear more or what?
Yeah, man.
Go for it.
This is good.
Okay.
I'm really loving it.
Okay.
This whiskey is helping, by the way.
Are you sure you don't want to shop, man?
Come on.
Come on.
Dude, that last time when you were with that fucking stripper, dude.
Come on, man.
You were fucking like pretty much eating her out.
All right, man.
I'm sorry, dude.
Dad, am I fucking up here, man?
What's going on, dude?
Well, I think he's worried about the kids.
But...
Oh, come on, man.
But the kids...
Listen, I really love your guys' music.
The Mormons, you guys are amazing.
Oh, now you're trying to make us feel guilty, right?
All right.
Cool.
You're going to play that card?
Yeah, we love our music, too.
Yeah.
So...
We even played one of your shows, remember?
And after that, we went and you licked a hooker.
Come on, man.
Relax.
This is how we are.
This is what we do on the radio show.
You're supposed to just be like open and honest and stuff like that.
And, you know, this is...
We're not holding back.
It's not a big deal, man.
Oh, hey, you know what, man?
Hold on a second.
Let's take a break.
We got a call.
Adam, let's take a call, man.
Relax, dude.
Take a drink of your water.
Okay.
You are on the Mormons...
A very weird, strange, Mormons...
Music Uncomfortable Radio.
Pod with Adam O.
Hello, child.
Hello.
I like Adam O.
I want to ask him a question.
Yeah, go ahead.
Adam, if I go to your morning show, will you touch my pee-pee?
Will you touch his pee-pee for him, please?
Guys, come on.
What's going on here?
Hey, man.
Fucking Adam.
I'm here to have a fucking show, dude.
Come on, man.
I have nothing to do with this call.
Making fun.
It's fun.
Adam, if it helps, I'm over 18.
Oh, okay.
Will he be allowed to be in your show?
That must be old in your country.
Or do you like more under 18 kids for your show?
I like them under 18.
Ah!
All right.
Cool.
We're going to use that as a sumbo.
You like?
Or you like-like?
No, I like them to come to my show under 18.
All right, man.
We're making a joke, man.
Kind of go with it.
Aren't you like a comedian or something?
Shit.
I'm not joking.
I'm sorry.
My length is like- My length is like about like a hot dog.
Do any of- Adam, let me ask you this.
Are there any of your kids that come to your show, are they hung like about like a hot dog?
Have you seen them?
Okay.
No, that's okay.
All right.
Well, whatever.
All right.
Thank you, caller, for calling into the More Music Radio pod.
Thank you.
So, we're just trying to have a, you know, we're just trying to have a good time.
Just relax, man.
What's going on with your comedy shows, dude?
You mean, what, the breakfast show?
The breakfast show, yeah.
Oh, it's- Are you Adam O.
still, or are you Adam Shankman now, or what's going on?
That reminded me of like when Pee Wee Herman was like going on Howard Stern, and like they couldn't tell whether they were interviewing or they wanted to interview Pee Wee Herman or Paul Rubens or something.
Something like that?
Is that what's going on?
I don't- Dude, you're not going to fucking cry right now, are you, dude?
Dan, are you fucking seeing what I'm seeing right now?
Man, this is getting real.
This is the second guest to cry on the More Music Radio pod, man.
Man.
Is he putting me on den, or is he just- We need to call James Paul to like figure out how to deal with these situations.
Hello, caller.
You're on the air with the More Music Radio pod, and Adam Shankman is apparently crying right now.
No, Adam O.
is.
Adam O.
Is this the piñata?
No, this is not the piñata.
That was piñata hour you can catch on Wednesday nights at 7 o'clock on skidroad.la.
Who am I talking?
This is- This is- Oh, this is Harry.
Harry?
Right?
What's going on, Harry?
You're on the air with Adam O.
Oh, hi.
This is Harry Manos.
Harry Manos?
Yeah.
Yeah, and- How'd you get that name?
From jacking off too much?
Yeah, well, when they say don't do that, then you might get hair in your palms.
It's true.
Yeah, it is.
It's true.
I had laser hair removal on my palms because I was just- I thought that was- I thought you had stigmata.
I'm actually Harry Manos III.
It's actually an old family name.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I'm third generation.
Oh, okay.
Good.
Welcome.
Yeah, yeah.
But too, I also wanted to give a shout out to Mad Time Radio.
Oh, Mad Time Radio.
Hey, what's going on, man?
Yeah.
You know, the thing about Mad Time Radio, that's a show about- It's about MMA, so it's really hard to talk shit about those guys because they'll just fucking come and kick our ass.
I know.
We were like- We enjoy the show.
It's good.
But we were like- I heard they're not too tough, but- Yeah.
That's just me.
All right.
I heard they're- Well, I'll take your word for it.
We love Mad Time Radio, man.
Because we were not going to make fun of them and just tell them how awesome they were.
Well, cool.
And that reminds me, everybody listen to Mad Time Radio after the Love Bite show, right, Jeremy?
On skidroad.la?
Yep, six to seven.
People to seven.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
People who can kick my ass are super cool.
Oh, nice.
Okay, guys.
Later.
Okay, cool, man.
Later on, dude.
Thanks for calling, man.
Are you okay, man?
Adam?
Yeah, can I just get just some more water?
I'm a little better.
He said something about hair.
I have to go downstairs and get you water, Adam.
There's beer right here.
Just have a sip of this beer.
Just, I'm thirsty.
And he said, Harry, I shave my legs for each show.
I'm not going to lie.
You shave your legs for every, what, breakfast show?
You mean Adamo?
Yeah, I mean.
Adamo?
Just, you know, I'm normal.
Don't you have hair on your legs?
Yeah, but you don't have to shave it, you know?
Well, it preserves the, it keeps it more, like, kid-friendly.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, because kids want to see.
Wow.
Kids want to know what they know.
You're weird, man.
Look at my, look at my, here, look, if you don't believe me, look at my leg.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Yeah.
Very shiny, too.
And white.
Um, I need some water.
I'm just, I'm calming down.
You're right.
I should relax a little bit.
I just, you just give me, just give me a glass of water.
You're, like, doing, like, a bit or something, right?
Just, uh, just, thank you.
All right.
Thank you very much, Dan.
Thank you.
There's some water.
Yeah.
All right, dude.
Well, you know what?
Fucking vodka, man.
I don't know.
I mean, what's, what's going on?
I mean, should we take another?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, music break or something?
Are you comfortable, man?
Are you okay?
So, when you're, uh, when you're doing your, uh, modeling on your, uh, cereal boxes, uh, what kind of, uh, this is a very uncomfortable one.
What do you wear exactly?
Um, I wear a seersucker suit, shorts, and, um, it's very fitted to my body.
The, uh, the bow tie.
Mm-hmm.
Um, Godfather Pee Wee.
The kids like the shape of your body.
Is that right?
It's not about the kids that like the shape of my body.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to figure out what you're talking about.
I'm trying to figure out what you're talking about.
Dude, I mean, come on.
Cheer up a little bit, man.
Come on.
Dude, you're on a radio show.
There actually, there are some people listening to you right now, so.
Vince, I'm real.
I'm not.
You're not what?
What are you trying to say, dude?
So, you know, we're, we're, uh, we're, we're kind of friends with, with Sandra Oh.
Any relation?
Yeah.
Are you related to Sandra Oh, the, the Asian American actress, or?
You're just not.
Are you?
Are you having fun, dude?
Come on.
Hello?
Oh, hold on.
Maybe, maybe we'll, uh, we'll get something from this caller here.
I think this might be the, uh, the inventor of the, uh, Jelly Belly.
Hello, caller.
You're on the air.
Yeah, the breakfast show.
What day is that?
Yeah, what day?
What day is it?
Oh, yeah, the breakfast show.
I got this one.
There you go.
Uh, the breakfast show.
It's at breakfast time.
Come on, come on.
Let me speak.
I'm sorry, Mr. Oh.
Sorry, Mr. Oh.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, sir.
Hi.
What's your name?
Sorry, Adam Oh.
Go ahead, man.
Adam Oh.
The show is, um, it's a monthly, uh, show every Sunday morning at 3 p.m.
What channel?
Um, it's not on a channel yet.
Okay.
I'm gonna get it on a channel.
Do you want to help me get it on a channel?
Okay.
Uh, no, I saw your show at, uh, HM 157 House up in Broadway.
Oh, right there in Lincoln Heights.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got this one.
Hi.
Hmm.
Well, yeah, Lincoln Heights.
What about it?
Adam Oh.
Adam Oh.
All right.
What, what, what?
Keep going.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a, a real good show.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow.
Thank you very much.
What else, what else?
Oh, yeah?
You want to come, uh, give your whole family 19 tickets?
It's Lincoln Heights, you know.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I just want to give a shout-out to the, the Mormon show.
Oh, hey, thanks, man.
Thanks.
What more about me?
This sounds like our friend.
Is this our friend?
Yeah.
What's going on, Lee?
Everybody, this is Lee from the Piñata Hour.
I know a lot.
That's on skidrow.la.
This, uh, the breakfast show, it's, so it's, it's no, it's no out there.
I thought it was already out there on some type of channel or.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, Comedy Central, which is their special, um.
Right, they're going to do Comedy Central.
What else do you want?
What do you, do you want my phone number?
I'll give you.
Uh, no, it's like just for kids or for adults.
For kids and adults.
Adults will enjoy it.
I got this one.
Uh, kids and adults.
Kids and adults.
Yeah, kids and adults.
Kids and adults.
Okay.
Um, I just.
Cool, cool.
It will be, it will be super cool to book you down for.
For sure.
Um, what kind of show though?
It'll have to be.
What kind of show?
A kid show.
What kind of, it has to be a kid show.
Can I do like, uh, at a bar?
Can you do a show at a bar?
Uh, uh, no.
Absolutely not.
Yes, you can.
Come on, man.
You want to make fucking money or what, dude?
Come on.
I'm not, it's not, it's for the kids, not for the money.
All right, well.
Okay, so you don't want money then.
Okay.
It's not for the money, Vince.
This guy's funny.
You just love being around children.
Vince, it's not for the, it's, children is my.
Well, passion.
I also want to give a shout out to, uh, uh, I want to give a shout out to the Matt Time radio show.
Uh-huh.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Everybody, we're, we're, we're giving shout, shout outs to Matt Time radio.
We're afraid of them because they're going to beat the shit out of us if we ever talk shit to them or something.
Well, you know, when I, when I saw some pictures of it, he looks tough on the picture, but when you see him, it's like, what, how did this happen?
Okay, I just can't, I, excuse me.
Sorry, sir.
What's going on, dude?
I just gotta, just gotta go, uh, tap again.
Kidney in the restroom.
Excuse me.
Hey, hold on a second.
Where are you going, dude?
What's the matter?
Lee, we, we just want to explain.
We're not ignoring you.
Just Mr. O is getting very uncomfortable here.
Hold on a second.
Let me take a look.
Let me, let me take a seat around here.
While, uh.
Vince, Vince is just trying to loosen up here because this is a very odd.
Here, Dan, here, have a, just save me half a, just save me half a reel.
You rock the mic and I'm going to.
Save me half a reel.
I'll, I'll, I'll do this.
Hey, the Marvel music, it's about, it's about that.
Whoa.
It's a really weird show.
Oh, man, man.
Just, just.
You think it's weird?
So, when, so, look, look, we gotta be honest, Mr. O.
We're very uncomfortable right now.
Yeah.
How, how do you deal with the, like the, when these kids are very uncomfortable around you.
Hey, Adam.
How do they loosen up?
Adam, do you want some of this sugar, man?
All right, you know what, let's say.
No, no, no.
We're just having a little bit of fun.
No, no, no.
Listen, listen.
We're having a little bit of fun.
Listen.
Dude, relax, man.
Come on.
This is, you're doing cocaine in front of me right now.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
What the fuck is the matter with you, asshole?
I didn't come here.
This is the magic of radio.
You didn't need to say that.
It doesn't matter, okay?
Dude.
I just can't stand for this shit.
Jeremy, you're going to have to fucking edit this out, dude.
I don't want fucking people knowing that we're, what we're fucking doing.
I'm hearing sirens right now.
Adam, you're being a fucking dick right now, dude.
I'm being a dick?
You just did 14 lines of cocaine in front of me.
It was just two lines.
No, no, no.
Jeremy, just spit it the shit out.
I'm sorry, kids.
If you're listening out there, hi, I'm Adam.
Hold on a second.
Dude.
All right.
Come on.
Let's start over.
All right.
We're going to have to, dude, because of your shit, dude, we're going to have to fucking start this show over now.
Okay.
You know what?
Don't do cocaine in front of me.
Dude, shut the fuck up, man.
I'm here to talk about a kid's show, and you're doing cocaine, and your sidekick here is just laughing, drinking nine beers an hour.
Dude, come on, man.
Come on, dude.
We're fucking adults, man.
We like to do stuff.
Dude, dude, dude.
I gave up the adult.
Dude, Adam, are you serious?
Dude, man.
What were we doing that night when we were with those fucking strippers, man?
Dude, please.
Leave.
Leave.
Don't believe anything he's saying.
This is bullshit.
All right, dude.
I'm sorry.
Okay, listen.
Listen.
Listen.
This is not- We're trying our best to fucking make this a good show, man.
We need a breakfast show in Skiro, but that would be too early.
Hey, you hear that, Adam?
You hear that?
Listen, I'm not in the mood right now for breakfast.
Everybody listen.
Everybody listen for a second.
Everybody listen for a second.
You hear that?
That's the fucking- They're coming to rescue our show because you're fucking it up right now, dude.
On Saturday morning, you will be perfect.
For breakfast show.
Listen, I'm not even- I'm going to leave.
I can't take this.
Dude, hold on one second.
You know what?
Let's take a break.
We're going to play a couple songs.
Adam, we'll be back, dude.
We're going to play a couple songs.
Maybe we could fucking- We'll talk a little bit in the break, okay?
Dude, just relax, man.
I'm leaving.
All right, dude.
Relax.
You're not fucking leaving, dude.
Come on.
You need to do whatever you need to do to make you feel comfortable, but you just need to not wreck our fucking radio show.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not pissed because I'm fucking coked out.
I'm not pissed because I'm fucking coked out, dude.
I'm fucking pissed because I fucking came out of the restaurant.
I'm going to the restaurant.
All right.
I can't take this.
We're going to play a couple songs.
Jeremy, just play the next couple songs, man.
We'll be back on the More Music Radio Pod.
The More Music Radio Pod.
Broadcasting internationally from downtown Los Angeles on skidrow.com.
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breathing time It was good It was like Composure I don't know what this Show was going to sound like But I mean You know Doesn't matter I'm having a good time I'm having a great time Right Hey what's up What's going on dude Just Chilling You seem like Real uncomfortable still Nah I'm cool What's up Fuck What are you doing What's up dude What's the matter Jeremy Fucking Having trouble Finding a vein man I mean that That shit's all boiled up I know It's ready to go It's fucking Disgusting Just it's You know Are you using the one On your ball Your right ball It's the It's the right ball Yeah Oh that's That's the problem Oh okay The left nut gets Remember Jeremy The last time I was helping you The left nut Was infected I was holding it Right And it was like Kind of I was getting my right And my left mixed up Okay Dude This adults Have fun okay I'm an adult now I feel good Just talking about Veins and shit I don't know what Yeah And what are you Doing over here We're creepy I mean what You're an adult That hangs out with kids I mean at least We're being creepy With adults Other adults Dude dude dude I'm cool I just need I just need time To relax and chill out Alright I feel good I had a lot of water I'm cool Alright Well you know Everybody has What they need to have And Jeremy just needed To find the right Dude Vein on his nut To inject Okay first of all He's an insulin It's insulin It's not heroin It's insulin Right I'm a doctor He's diabetic He's diabetic It's ten o'clock at night You're hanging out With like a punk rock band In the middle of Skid Row What exactly Did you think Was going to be happening You think we're not Going to be fucking Shooting up insulin tonight Or what I mean we We probably I mean chances I don't remember Like much of any Chances are We came down here fine But now like Shit got real fucked up I don't know Maybe we'll just Fucking throw a repeat Or something for the podcast That's just the way it goes But I don't know What you thought Was going to happen When you came to downtown Listen dude I just Just come on Give me a space right now I feel good Okay Alright I feel good Are you feeling alright I don't know what Yeah I feel weird But I I feel a little What makes you feel weird Just Just Just Would you stop Dude My head is You're making You're being so uptight Right now Yeah You know Come on man Everybody's having a good time No it's cool man You're right You're acting the way I act around kids Hold on a second We like to Give me that lighter man Come on You know Yeah Yeah Looks good Yeah Are you drinking that water We gave you Yeah Yeah You drank the water Why do you Are you drinking the water Hey dude Was that lightning's water He drank it That was lightning's water Right What a fucking asshole dude What do you mean There was a guest That we had called Lightning Woodcock Lightning Woodcock And he was He was Dude he was You're thirsty Lightning Woodcock He's a hell of a guy No way You think You think he's good Are you feeling better now Adam Yeah yeah But I want to know more About lightning Woodcock He got a whole bunch of LSD Yeah he was up in San Francisco He was on tour And he brought us A whole bunch of it here You're kidding me He brought some to the studio Hey Jeremy I put a little something In Adam's water dude A fucking purple micro dot Yeah You're gonna have a good time Are you feeling better Adam Dude yeah What's up But what do you mean Are you still Adam-o The kid who's The guy or What's going on with you No dog I did that show But I'm cool Oh alright So now this is the real dude That's coming out What time You got a show tomorrow morning Or No Yes Cause I'm gonna tune in Fuck man I was wondering How long that shit Was gonna go Okay this is what happened In the break fucking Adam fucking tried to escape The show Because he was all being up Remember you were being up tight man Yeah Fucking well Wow While Dan was like Holding him back And holding him down and stuff I punched him once You know in the stomach I just had to He was being a fucking You were being a dick Adam I'm sorry Dude that hurt bro Well it doesn't hurt anymore Does it Because when Dan was handling him I fucking put a little A couple drops in his water dude No stop You did not Yeah I did man I know you did You like it Yeah Yeah man This is how we do it Every show On the More Music Radio pod man We just totally do All kinds of drugs and shit From this point on You're Children's shows Are gonna be great Yeah dude You know what dude I'll give you these drops You put it in their little juices man And they will love it Dude Yeah That's kind of weird Put it in their little Fucking Capri Suns and shit man Just inject it with a needle Why do you have foil over there?
Oh I'm just gonna I'm gonna take a couple hits Off of this thing man Fucking Yeah but what is it?
Why do you need foil?
It's what they call It's not to wrap up The leftover pizza Yeah It's what they call A little bit of brown sugar Hold on a second I'm gonna get this straw here Dude you guys are nuts Dude Cubby cubby cubby I can't take it Cubby cubby cubby I don't know man Holy shit Dude why Dude come on I was hanging out With Brian Whitman The other night I actually went with him To score that H man I fucking saved it For tonight dude I thought you were gonna Be cool and stuff But now you're being cool Yeah Oh here you go Dan Fucking Hit this shit man But you didn't tell me There was gonna be drugs On this show Yeah Yeah That's not We don't tell people that man We just try to You just Ease it in It's like the surprise party Hey man you know what man You feeling good Cause we got a caller On the air man Hey what's going on You're calling the More Music Radio Pod And what's up Want some heroin?
No thank you I was calling about Adam Oh my god Yeah I was planning on Taking my kids This weekend Have eight kids Right To see his show But after hearing All this drug paraphernalia And cursing I don't think I wanna take them anymore Well you know what Why don't you take your kids And put them in the car And drive them up The fucking pier Like and do a Susan Smith on them Because we don't need them Alright Or Adam doesn't need them I'm sorry bro Susan Smith Yeah Bam Yeah Yeah What else you gotta say caller?
Is that true Adam?
Is that how you feel?
Yeah man What could I do for you?
Well obviously You're not doing my kids anymore Wow Get your kids And you better just Put them to bed then You even upset my doggy Oh Well You know Hey man You know what The fucking There's a fucking huge Wow that doggy is pissed Maybe we better settle down He's really mad You say it I'm going too Alright Well maybe you'll reconsider You know We're just having a little bit Of fun here I don't know if it's sir Or ma'am Or whatever Mams Well maybe I can just Give my kids Water brownies too And take them to the show How's that?
Yeah Just save some for us man What show are you talking about?
Your show The Adam O Breakfast Show Your breakfast Breakfast whatever Oh yeah cool Yeah What do you mean?
I do this show Are you gonna start a petition Or something or?
Oh we'll be protesting Outside for sure Hey wait a second You know This is uh That'll be fine You guys gotta make a living That'll be just fine Listen dude You just need to get laid Shut that fucking dog Up He's upset Or is that one of your kids?
Ha ha No the kids are sleeping already Oh okay What are they wearing?
Are your kids sleeping the nude?
Is that what Adam O likes?
Dude stop Dude I'm Adam Shankman I'm not Adam O right now Yeah okay Gosh Shankman Adam O Adam Snow Whatever Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Adam Snow Dude come on man Have a good time Lighten up You're acting so uptight That's an angry caller Yeah I know This is actually the first angry caller That we've gotten on the MoreMusicRadioPod How about you just add a blow?
Oh Oh That's a good one Come on man You need Ah relax man No one's listening to this Come on It's cool No one's listening Relax Put a couple more drops In this thing Ha ha ha All right Well thank you for calling The MoreMusicRadioPod caller I hope you reconsider And your kids don't grow up to be a jerk, okay, like you, okay?
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
Cool.
So what's going on, Adam?
I mean, you've been doing some stuff, man.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm just thinking a lot about Pee Wee Herman.
Oh, yeah.
You were telling me about Pee Wee Herman, man.
So what happened?
You got to meet Pee Wee, right?
He's pissed off at you.
Yeah, I met Pee Wee Herman.
He's pissed because I got his email from a friend of mine.
And I emailed him and I asked him to be a guest on my kid's show.
And he thought I was the director Adam Shankman.
There really is a director Adam Shankman, right?
With an A?
There is.
And so he thought I was him through the emails.
And he's like, oh, great.
I'm glad you're doing a kid's show.
Let me, you know, if you ever need help, let me know.
And I'm like, cool.
And he would sign his name XO Paul.
And I was like, this is.
That's kind of creepy, huh?
This is creepy.
Because XO, that means a hug and a kiss, right?
Yeah.
So Paul.
I was totally freaked out.
Remember the pictures of him when he was in Sarasota that one time?
Yeah.
I was going to remember.
Would you like that guy giving you a hug and a kiss?
Well, it depends the time of day.
So, you know.
So I just, I asked him to be on my show.
Thanks for the water.
No problem.
It's good water, right?
Yeah.
And so he.
He just, you know.
And then he thought I was the director and I kept playing the part.
And he's like, do you want to come to my Nokia show?
Do you want like backstage passes?
Bring whoever you want.
And this is like last year.
So I'm like, of course.
So I go to the show and, you know, I'm cool.
I'm watching the show.
I go backstage.
I'm like, I had to do this.
You know, I knew I was going to blow my cover, but I had to.
I said, hey, Paul, it's Adam Shankman.
Want to go catch a movie?
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he looked at me with like these like dairy canary eyes, you know, like fucking psycho.
And he's like, he's like, dude, you're not my Adam Shankman.
And I'm like, dude, listen, Paul, I do a kid show.
You are not my Adam Shankman.
I want you to be on my show.
He's like, please hold on a second.
So he gets his manager out and she escorts me out of the building and says, never, never, ever, you know, contact Paul again.
So wait a minute.
So like you were.
You were actually like, like you were you playing a prank or you actually wanted to meet Paul Rubens, a guy who does Pee Wee Herman to be on your show for real?
Well, I'm kind of I'm kind of a huge fan of him and I wanted him to be on my show for real.
And I thought this would make a good a great Hollywood success story.
And it backfired.
And you were like imagining like, wow, you know, he's going to be cool and he's going to look at me and he's going to be like, you know what?
I see a little bit of myself, you know, when I was his age, you know, and I want.
I want to help him out.
I want to help him out.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
But it didn't.
It didn't work out.
It didn't work out that way.
That sucks, man.
Did you tell him about your breakfast cereals?
Oh, yeah.
I feel.
Yeah.
How did you feel, though, like when he rejected you like that?
Like, and I know you're like a huge fan.
I mean, I was a fucking huge fan of Pee Wee Herman.
I mean, anybody like our ages was like, you know, that was like like the thing that was in, you know, when we were kids.
So like when he when he like rejected you like that, I mean, what did it feel like?
I mean, it must feel awful.
Like, do you fucking hate?
Do you hate Pee Wee Herman right now or?
I don't hate him.
I just think that.
Did it destroy the dream?
Jeez, man.
You got to be sensitive towards me, man.
Big fan of Pee Wee.
And then he kind of shuts me down.
I know that's got to suck, right?
Guess what?
I'm doing a show and I'm going to top Pee Wee.
Yeah.
I'm going to top Pee Wee.
Yeah.
Breakfast show with Adam O.
And so I knew it.
I knew it when he looked at me and said goodbye.
I said, he'll be back on my show.
And he'll be telling this story.
Did you ever try to contact him afterwards?
Fuck yeah.
And what happened?
You just can't get through.
Did he change his email?
No, no.
You got his phone number?
Let's just say I'm like kind of wanted on the Pee Wee end.
No, seriously.
Like, did they put like a restraining order on you or something?
Yeah.
OK, I'm not going to lie to you guys.
You guys are cool and you guys are my buddies.
I don't know what you guys did.
Whatever.
Whatever to me.
But we supposedly put between between the three of us.
Yeah.
I have a restraining order with Paul Rubens.
I'm fucked up.
People get DUIs and I get a restraining order on Pee Wee Herman.
So you want to talk about fucked up?
I have problems, guys.
I play a kid star to be innocent.
I have a restraining order on Paul.
He has one on me.
I'm just a mess.
All right.
That sucks, man.
Wow.
Well, that's the truth.
It's all coming out because he can so relate to you, but he doesn't want to.
It's crazy.
But this is but I mean, he's got problems with the law.
You got problems.
We may or may not have put acid in your drink.
But like, did you for reals?
Like, did you get like this is all this all really did happen in reality.
This really happened.
And I'm did you really get a restraining order?
I don't know what you put in my drink, but I just dude, listen, I got a restraining.
I have a restraining order with Paul Rubens, Pee Wee Herman.
I'm Adam Shankman.
I just am in trouble and I'm doing a kid show because I'm going to make this into an award winning Emmy series, the TV show.
Well, you were saying that you did a Comedy Central pilot, right?
Yes.
And I invited Paul Rubens to go to the show.
Oh, OK.
He didn't show up.
No, he didn't.
No, he's pissed off at you because you pretended to be some other dude.
I mean, did you?
Did you know that there was an Adam Shankman when you were born?
Dude, the guy's older than me.
I didn't know that when I was born.
My parents didn't know that.
But come on.
I'm the and this is between us.
And dude, I don't I'm not good at this radio stuff.
This is weird because it's like I'm opening to you guys.
But then there's listeners, too.
Right.
Come on.
Exactly.
I mean, I'm telling you, like, we're ripping into your heart and we're exposing we're exposing the insides of your heart right now.
It's a digital diary.
I just love you guys.
It's music.
And I just wanted to be on your show.
And now I'm telling you about my personal shit.
Yeah.
They got a girlfriend right now.
She's supposed to come here right now and pick me up.
Yeah.
She in the audience on the kid show.
Well, she's texting me.
I'm here.
I'm at the door.
Hmm.
Oh, OK.
She's at the door right now.
She's no.
But you guys don't make promise.
Guys, promise me.
Make her promise me.
You won't tell her about the restraining order.
Paul Rubin.
I won't tell her about the restraining order.
Paul Rubin's or that you can smoke.
Let me wait till I see.
And I'll tell you what I'll do.
Cool.
I mean, I'll be right back.
Well, I don't know.
Do you think you want to take a.
Jeremy, you think we should play a couple more songs or what?
Sure.
Let's spend some tunes.
All right, then.
And we're going to play some tunes.
And let's see.
We're going to play some.
Let's see.
Leopold right now.
Right.
Yeah.
Leopold with Junior Perkins on the more music radio pod.
We'll be right back with Adam Shankman.
All right.
More music radio pod.
Podcast.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, we were talking about your Comedy Central pilot that you're doing.
And so is there any chance that we're going to be able to see it on Comedy Central?
Yeah, they want me to lose a lot of weight.
Yeah?
How much weight do they want you to lose?
I want to lose those 30 pounds because I'm really overweight.
I just have an eating problem.
Yeah, me too, man.
It's my drug of choice.
Yeah.
Elvis style.
It's one of my drug choices.
I can't do anything until I lose that weight.
And I have three weeks to lose it.
All right.
How are you going to do it?
Drink Tecate and eat your pizza that you have.
Remember a while ago, you didn't want to even look at the Tecate, man.
You were getting all uptight and stuff.
It's delicious.
Yeah, man.
See, I told you, man.
I told you.
This is the Adam that I know.
And you know, we're actually joined by...
Sandy Ho.
Sandy Ho.
Sandy Ho.
This is Adam's...
Adam-o's...
I don't...
I'm sorry.
That was rude that we chuckled at your name.
That's...
No, it's fine.
That's inappropriate.
I'm a Japanese-American.
It's fine.
Oh, okay.
We should be more attuned to that being in downtown.
Welcome here...
I apologize. ...to our country.
Yeah, I grew up here.
I'm just...
Oh, okay.
My last name's Ho.
It's...
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Never mind.
I'm just...
Well, in this particular country...
It means gardening tool.
It can mean...
It can mean a variety of different things.
It can mean a woman who sells her vagina.
Body?
Oh, okay.
Well, I mean body.
I mean, price, I know, varies for different areas of her particular body.
But, you know, I'm in...
Do you charge Adam-o or Adam Shankman?
Oh, my God.
Of course I don't charge Adam-o.
Oh, okay.
Adam Shankman, though, has like a...
I mean, I don't charge him for my company.
Oh, okay.
My company not being, like, company...
Do you charge him for your vagina?
My what?
Vagina.
I'm sorry.
I...
Like a vagina or something.
With a wo on it?
With a W.
Like it's an extra vagina?
Like, wow.
Vagina.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Kind of German or something.
So, let's talk about your sex life with Adam-o.
Come on, guys.
Come on, man.
Relax.
Drink the water.
Drink the water.
There you go.
Well, it's difficult because...
Adam-o is an interesting beast.
I must say that.
Sexuality only comes in in breakfast time, and it's a good time.
It's a morning time.
It's a time of, you know, the day has come.
The day has...
You know, the sun has risen.
Many things are rising to the new day.
What does it feel like to be with a superstar?
It feels really good.
Ms. Ho's...
I'm going to be taking my place while I lose the weight.
She's going to start singing you guys some songs.
She's going to play a kid's song.
You can't sing any songs while you're losing weight?
No, not right now.
You got a losing weight song or anything?
Ms. Ho wants to just do a...
Honestly, I mean...
My name is Sandy, by the way.
Sandy.
Ms. Ho and we're Adam-o.
I mean, we...
Is that your mother's name?
It's my father and mother's married name, but...
Call me Sandy.
Sorry.
Never mind.
I'm sorry.
No, you don't need to apologize for being formal.
But, yes, Adam-o is...
His sexuality is off limits, basically.
Oh, okay.
Adam Shankman...
That's what the kids say.
His very, very peculiar older brother is of a different father, you know.
Okay.
Not from a different mother, but different father.
Adam, what do you...
What do you think about...
What do you want to tell us about...
I mean, you have your lady here in the studio, man.
She's not my...
She's my lady on the kids' show.
I don't know...
Yeah.
There's nothing that would indicate that I'm anybody's lady except my own.
Oh, okay.
Sandy.
It's 2011, son.
I don't know if Adam Shankman would like to hear those words.
Listen, Ms. Ho.
Could I go on?
Please do.
I'm in love with you, Ms. Ho.
Oh, all right.
Did you know that?
This is the least intimate area.
This is an arena for skepticism.
It's cool that you let her know in front of these, like, three creeps.
Yeah.
That's really intimate.
Take your dick out.
Yeah, speaking of creeps, it is...
I've been in the studio before, but I didn't realize that you all had to stand directly behind me the entire time.
I wasn't aware that that was part of the production.
So you came down to Speed Row Studios.
What kind of environment exactly were you expecting?
Um...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I guess...
You know what?
I was expecting cereal.
I was expecting songs.
I was expecting...
We have spoon-flavored cereal here.
You know, it's almost midnight.
It's spoon-flavored cereal.
Well...
Metal is a delicious entity.
And type of music.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm glad that you brought it back to the point in hand.
Yeah.
This is the more music radio pod, so we're into that.
So...
So...
Yeah.
Wait.
Before you just stop, just do me that favor and play a kid's host, Vince.
A kid's host?
Yeah, because you said that we would be able to switch roles when you put stuff in my water.
I want to be Adamo for one show.
And I'm going to be you.
Let's go.
All right.
Cool.
So what would you do...
Okay.
Well, first of all...
I wish somebody wanted to be Sandy Ho sometimes, but...
Well, you could still be Sandy Ho, and that's fine.
You know...
Well, Sandy Ho has no identity, really, does she?
Sandy Ho's great.
Sandy Ho's gorgeous.
This is true.
What kind of...
But I need my own kid's name.
So help me out with the...
What kind of kid's host name can I have?
Heroin.
Heroinman?
Heroin's your first name.
Maybe Lady Heroin?
Heroinman?
Heroinman?
Yeah.
All right.
You know, maybe I got to work on it.
How about just Vincent?
Like you just say, I'm Vin.
Sent.
Sent.
Part of a dollar.
Yes.
Everyone wants to make a dollar, especially children.
I don't like it.
No.
I'm not into it.
Well, there's so much...
I mean, yes.
I mean, maybe.
I don't know if I could deal...
Kids got a rough deal these days.
I don't know if I could deal with being a kid's host, though, because kids, they're really rotten, you know?
Well, let's see.
And I need a smacky.
I was going to go the other way.
I was going to...
I can't be around kids.
Too sexy.
Too sexy.
Because they're too...
Too sexy around kids?
I've got to say it depends on the kid.
Who's too sexy?
You or the kids?
Yes.
All right.
All right, Bob.
I can't...
Bob, what's his name?
Boba Ganoush.
Yes, that's me.
Boba Ganoush.
That's right.
Can I just say one thing, though?
All right.
Is that...
Can we just stop talking about the kids thing?
All right.
I really...
Hey, man.
You're the one making this show all steamy.
Not me.
Just shut up.
I just want to talk about something very personal.
Well, you know, I'm just saying watch your mouth, because unless you want another sock and a sock, you're going to have to do it.
It's in the gut, you know?
Okay.
Watching the mouth is a terrible thing.
Is that me and Miss Ho, we've been working on this song together for a while, and we'd like to sing it.
All right.
It's a cappella.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we have another live performance here at the More Music Radio Pod by Adam O.
and Sandy Ho.
It's called...
I don't know if they could hear that high five on the air.
Yes, they could.
Oh.
These are very expensive microphones.
A high five happens.
It sounded like 20.
All right.
One, two.
One, two, three, four.
I got the chills for you.
I got the chills for you.
I got the chills for you.
I got the chills for you.
Sandy Ho, Sandy Ho.
When I see your blonde hair, I got the chills for you.
One, two, three, four.
Look at your jeans.
Your jeans are so tight on your hips.
Look at your thighs.
They're so waistless hips.
Look at your arms.
They're like butter to my socks.
Sandy Ho, I got the chills for you.
Yeah!
Your turn, girl.
Check it.
Here she goes.
I want to...
I want...
I want to see ya!
Andy Ho.
Andy Ho.
You make me sing to her.
Before I was in the hall, I wasn't a girl.
Don't you know I feel it?
Girl, I feel it, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Take it down.
Take it down.
Take it down.
Sandy Ho.
It's not a children's show, Ho.
All right.
Yeah.
That was a good one.
Yeah, man.
All of the kids love this.
That was cool.
We had probably like four or five beatboxers that we're sending away now.
You guys got to go home now.
I think I might have literally choked in the middle of that.
Yeah, man.
I like it, man.
I'm having fun, man.
How about you?
Yeah.
I'm having a blast.
Yeah.
So other than the breakfast show, you got some stuff that you're doing, right?
You do some other shows.
Yeah.
I'm doing other shows.
I'm doing a show called Beat Bop Road, and it just takes place on a road.
And it's going to be cool.
It's going to be a big ensemble, and I'm playing the part of Zappo Jax.
And he's just, he talks, he's very jive, daddy-o style.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
He's like an African-American?
Yeah.
And, you know, I'm trying to be serious.
Come on.
No, I mean, we need to explain this.
I'm not even smiling right now.
Because I'm thinking like Vince Vaughn, daddy-o.
And so he's just fucking jackass style.
Vince Vaughn can suck my dick.
Yeah, mine too.
All night long.
He seems kind of strange.
What's the matter with him?
He does.
He seems a bit off.
You know, his head got really fat in the last 10 years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your big fat head.
I've always...
Everybody's head gets fat.
I've always wanted to be in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
And this is the closest I got.
I swear to God, I just feel like there's like...
I feel like Ms. Ho is like from a movie star generation.
And I'm sloppy because I don't care.
But she's tight at the head.
Adam Shankman, I really appreciate that.
Oh.
Like just got to like an old dazzled gel.
But Ms. Ho...
Am I getting...
Are you getting hit on on the air?
Yeah.
Am I getting the swerve?
Can't you tell that this guy is into you?
I mean, what's the matter with you?
Is somebody putting the swerve on this?
I just wanted to say one, two, one, two, three, four.
Put your swerve on, put your swerve on.
Yo, yo, check it out Brooklyn.
Put your swerve on, put your swerve on.
Give a dog a bone, it's a buck who gives a fuck.
Put your swerve on, put your swerve on.
I need the luck.
I'm gonna come.
Put your swerve on, put your swerve on.
When I see Miss Ho.
When I see Miss Ho.
When I see Miss Ho.
I see you, baby.
She says one, two, three, I say a jive, four, five.
I gotta see Miss Ho.
I see you, baby.
When I say something awkward, the record just scratches on the air.
Cause I saw Miss Ho.
Who is this?
One, two, three.
Take it away, Miss Ho.
Feeling love, feeling love in my belly.
It comes from the heart, it goes down to my belly.
It's like heartburn.
It's like belly burn.
I want you.
I want you.
My swerve spurns.
Is it okay to say spurn?
It's okay.
I can't show no more, baby.
I can't show no more, baby.
She's a long lesbian.
Who the fuck listens to this podcast?
Space Invaders.
All right, man.
That's fun, man.
That's cool, yeah.
The drugs and alcohol really help, though, to have the fun.
Don't you guys agree?
What kind of drugs do you guys like?
All I've had is cereal today.
Anybody listening to this on the podcast, you're going to need to follow along exactly to the recipe.
There was beer.
Right, okay.
There was whiskey.
Whiskey, okay.
There was cocaine.
There was cocaine.
We had a little bit of cocaine.
What kind of place am I coming into here?
Jeremy shot up some heroin.
Sandy, how has it been scandalized?
Jeremy had some heroin.
Nut.
The right nut.
People are shitting me.
Adam O thought he was having water, which turned out to be LSD.
Whatever.
Adam O is not here anymore.
I actually went and took a big fiery diarrhea shit, but that is not a drug.
That's not about anything.
That is just telling us about your butthole.
You have some sort of anal expositionism occurring at the moment.
I will battle you on that anal expositionism, my friend.
Again, beer, whiskey, cocaine, heroin, LSD, diarrhea.
I don't need to take a shit.
No, I have a piece of cloth rammed up my ass because everyone told me that it was sexy, and I disagree.
We were also freebasing.
And sexy diarrhea-free ladies.
No, it's called a thong.
It's a pile of nonsense.
Dude, they're like three.
Three.
Three.
Three bucks.
You can throw it out.
Don't even worry about it.
It's cool.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Matt.
I just think that before we go, I think we should just try to keep this podcast as PG as possible.
Oh, kids, by the way.
We'll see how you guys can do.
Beer, whiskey, cocaine, heroin, LSD, diarrhea.
We are totally against all of that stuff, children.
Pretty ladies, and then a kid's show, 8 a.m., Comedy Central.
What you should be doing is going to Adam O's breakfast show and staying off of drugs and keeping away from alcohol and nicotine.
And please also try to have a healthy diet.
Nicotine is a bullshit drug.
Do not listen to Howard Stern.
Please only listen to Disney Radio and Skid Row.
No, no, no, no.
Don't listen to Disney Radio.
Go see Adam O's show.
Disney will...
And listen to Skid Row.la.
And listen to Skid Row.la.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We have many shows on Skid Row.la.
We have a piñata hour.
Right?
Nice.
We got Matt Time.
We got Matt Time.
We also have The Love Bite.
And that is a show where it's more of an adult-type show.
I don't know if Adam O is going to be able to handle it unless we drop some acid in his water.
What's Matt Time?
Matt Time is a show that involves MMA, like half-naked martial arts.
Half-naked sweaty dudes.
Fighting.
Rolling all over a mat.
Right.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
What's that?
Trevor.
Matt.
Damn it.
Matt.
That's close.
Well, cool.
You know what?
I got an idea, man.
Why don't we play a couple more songs?
We're going to take some pills now.
We got some special pills, and we'll tell you what they were after we take them when we come back on the More Music Radio Pod.
Whitman's own.
Hi.
This is Jim Schrader.
You are listening to the More Music Radio Program on skinbrown.la.
I came to my house the other day and there was a ballpark sitting right there.
It's a vision.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy night.
It was a crazy, crazy night.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy night.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy night.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy night.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy night.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy night.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy night.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy night.
Now I'll be up uptown again.
Now I'll be up uptown again.
Now I'll be up uptown again.
Now I'll be up uptown again.
You're going to say, this is Cain Fonseca.
This is Cain Fonseca.
And you're listening.
And you're listening to...
To...
To...
The...
The...
More music.
More music.
Radiopod.
Radiopod.
Same.
Same.
Yeah.
Welcome back to the More Music Radiopod.
We're wrapping it up here on the More Music Radiopod with our guest Adam Shankman.
All right, man.
You did a good job, man.
That was a good show, man.
That was good.
I liked it.
It wasn't really a show.
It was...
Okay.
Thank you.
All right.
Come on.
Don't tell yourself.
Dude, it was by far one of the most audible shows we've ever had.
You could actually hear it through the speakers.
You could hear everything.
I mean...
It was good.
You did a good job, man.
It's exactly what...
I feel like I'm getting judged.
No.
You're not being judged, man.
I'm not judging you.
I just...
That's your insecurities.
All right.
Fine.
You know what?
Fine.
You're absolutely right.
I deserve a bow.
You do?
Thank you.
Did you see me bow already?
I just really consider my...
I just threw my back out bowing.
Could I just say one thing?
The reason...
The reason...
The reason I'm here tonight...
Is because I really...
I really respect, you know, Vince, Dan, you guys' music is the Mormons.
Thanks, man.
And so, like...
Thank you.
To know you guys have this kick-ass podcast...
It's a free country.
You can do whatever you want.
Especially as a Mormon.
Yeah, the Mormons.
And only two of you guys are here tonight from the band.
And so, when I just saw you guys playing, I just was, like, blown away.
And I'm like, this is an honor to be on your...
And then knowing that you get several thousand, hundred thousand hits, it's cool.
Yeah, man.
We're getting, like, several hundred thousand hits.
Right now.
And probably the server is overloading right now from live listeners and stuff.
So, this is really good.
And this is a part of the show where we want to tell people what's going on and stuff.
And so, is there anything that you're up to, man?
You got the Comedy Central Adamo Breakfast Show special.
Well, we got...
We just doing a pilot.
We did a live show at their stage.
And it was fun.
They liked it.
They told me to lose weight and just to get it.
Did they really tell you?
Like, seriously, did they really tell you?
They don't say.
It was 3D.
Uh-oh.
You know what?
It sounds like we have a call at the end of the More Music Radio Pod.
Caller, you are on the air with Adam Shankman.
Caller.
You picked up your phone and you dialed 1-800-893-9562.
You piece of shit.
Hi.
This is Jennifer Lopez.
I called the More Music Radio Pod.
Hello.
I love...
It's Jennifer Lopez.
I love...
I love all the music that you play.
Yo, yo.
Really fast.
And Marc Anthony is an asshole.
I hate him.
You could find...
Goodbye.
You could find The Breakfast Show on TheBreakfastShow.tumblr.com.
That's it.
TheBreakfastShow.tumblr.com.
Yeah, yeah.
And just be a fan.
And...
Uh-oh.
We have a caller.
Caller, you're on the air.
Yeah.
I want to give a shout-out to the Piñata Hour.
Hey.
Yeah, all right, man.
We want to give a shout-out to the Piñata Hour, too, dude.
Yeah.
I also want to give a shout-out to the Matt Time.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout-out to Matt Time.
All right.
Cool.
They like MMA and their boss and stuff.
Yeah, man.
They fighting?
They be fighting and shit, dog.
And to the Mormons, too.
I like the Mormons.
Oh, hey.
You know what?
Hey, thanks, man.
You don't need to say that, but you know.
It's cool.
Come on.
He does need to say it.
I really like you guys, man.
I like you a lot.
I'm glad you say it.
Yeah.
I like that hoe, too.
What's her name?
This hoe?
Sandy Ho.
I like her, too.
Oh, okay.
Hey, well, you know, she's taken by the Adamo.
Oh, it's okay.
But whenever she wants a little Mexican in her, you know.
Oh.
I give it to her.
I have a few Mexicans in me.
Oh, okay.
Thank you very much.
Hey, thank you for calling the More Music Radio pod.
Hey, what are you wearing?
Thank you, man.
What are you wearing right now, caller?
A poncho.
I mean, way to go.
We're not laughing at you.
Nothing else.
We are still laughing.
Nothing else.
A poncho, nothing.
Sandy Ho really enjoys that.
So you got your huevos just hanging out, man?
Yeah, man.
They're like, they're flying in the wind.
Oh, okay.
Like doorbells.
Oh, beautiful.
You should shoot up the heroin like in the, like in the Jeremy.
Shoot up in the heroin in his balls.
Yeah, it sounds good.
It's cool, man.
It's cool, dude.
Hey, man.
Thank you for calling the More Music Radio pod, man.
You're welcome, man.
Thank you.
Thank you, Sandy Ho. .
Hey, Vince.
Yo, Vince.
Yeah.
I just want to, yo, thanks, bro.
I've already heard the caller.
But I just want to really give a shout out to Sandy Ho and her real name.
All right.
Yeah, that was good, man.
She's one of the best actresses.
Yeah.
And she's local in LA, so check her out.
Yeah.
All right.
Sandy Ho.
Breeda Wool.
Oh, okay.
This is the actress that was playing Sandy Ho.
Breeda Wool.
And what are you doing, Breeda?
And what am I doing?
Did you invent the water filters or?
Almost as pure.
Almost.
So you're an actress?
You just have to throw a bunch of water at me and I just sieve it through a bunch of coal and it comes out clean.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
That's not true.
I wish it was, though.
I do.
Yeah.
So how long have you guys known each other?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I want to get into some stuff now.
Not too long.
Yeah.
Yeah?
You guys dating a long time or what?
Never dated her.
Really?
Yeah.
No.
We're just friends.
Well, I mean, I think it's a time now.
I mean, you guys have shared a really interesting experience here at the Mormon Music Radio Pod.
I think it's time now to kick it up a notch.
What do you think, Dan?
I mean, I've been giving Adam Shakman a handjob on the table this entire time.
Bam.
Yeah.
I think Emeril would approve.
You'd think it was the water guys.
Yeah.
The water had nothing to do with it.
gonna do with that shit you pour it through a brita filter and it's okay yeah but brita's a dope actress check her out imdb and then you could follow her what how's the best way twitter for facebook imdb mdb well it's it's sad that you did shatter the image of sandra oh and you broke the fourth wall and stuff but that's okay but um you know i'm really into shattering images it's a okay it's cool so adam man um uh tell us more a little bit about the peewee thing man i was thinking about that and that's pretty crazy man so you you upset peewee herman you like um he thought that you were a director and he just thought i was adam shankman the director adam shankman yeah with an a there's a director named adam shankman and um he thought i was adam shankman the director and he realized that i'm just this other guy that's adam shankman and then um to this day i have a restraining order on peewee herman or he put a restraining did the other adam shankman direct porn no he's a he's a 50 year old uh a jewish gay man uh that does the puts on the oscars every year and there's nothing wrong with either of those things choreographer he's a nice guy and i'd actually like to work with him they're both bros but there's nothing wrong with that german thought he was going to meet a porn director but no peewee's great too and um you know peewee's great too Pee-wee's listening out there.
I got no beef with you.
Yeah, man.
This is just a guy who's trying to emulate stuff, you know, and you should be flattered.
I know.
I respect him a lot.
Why don't you just go jack off in a fucking porn theater then?
You don't like it.
Adam O' Breakfast Show is extraordinary.
Because it's about computers these days.
I've seen it in 3D, and it is one hell of a show.
I recommend it to everyone.
Yeah, you know, our band, The Mormons, played, I think it was the prom night, Adam Shankman prom night show, right?
Over at the Echo Park Film Center or something?
Yeah, you played my show at the EPFC, and you guys are epic.
And I remember that, you know, that was the night to remember it.
I went to prom.
Cool, man.
Yeah, that was cool, man.
That was a fun show, and I really like what you do, man.
Thank you.
And so, tell us again where to find The Breakfast Show at.
And where to find Adam Shankman.
Yeah, my online presence is weak.
I only go on Facebook to talk to girls.
So that's the only reason I'm online.
But besides that, you know.
The talking to girls part is excellent, though.
Rita, that's how I met you.
It is amazing.
You guys met on Facebook?
No.
That's how I reconnected with her.
I did get a marriage proposal online from Adam Shankman.
I did.
Exactly.
Are you serious?
In fact, that is one of the only reasons why I showed up tonight.
Because I was like, ah, right.
Maybe you're going to get married.
I remember that.
I remember that marriage proposal.
Because it stimulated the impulsivity in me to go, what if I fucking say yes?
Can you say no?
I can't say that.
You can say the F.
Can I say F?
You can say F.
Can I drop an F-bomb on this thing?
Yeah.
Well, I'm dropping it, baby.
And that marriage proposal sent out to about, what, 15 women?
50.
50.
50 women.
And the responses were declined.
Yeah.
You were like, on the basis of how people respond, I will decline.
I will decline the marriage proposal.
And it is so beautiful and so lovely and so real that I was like...
You're intrigued.
I can tell that you're into Adam Shankman right now.
Oh, can you?
I can tell.
Is it because I have my top off?
You guys got a thing.
No, that doesn't have anything to do with it.
I think it has a lot to do with it.
She's a gorgeous...
It was just a hot summer night.
I didn't even think anything of that.
No, I mean, you guys have all been sitting here naked, so it's very difficult to sort of...
I was like, oh, I guess that's what this show is about.
Yeah, me naked, I could be a little bit off.
And you're calling.
And the ballers are only wearing like...
Off-putting.
Ponchos and shit.
Right.
That's how we do it here.
That's our fans.
Hot time, summer in the city.
You know.
Yeah.
But I really think...
What was that guy's name?
I love that guy.
Hello guy, wherever you are.
No, you could...
Yeah.
I think that you should give this guy a chance, though.
I agree.
Do you have a website?
Miss Ho?
But Breeda Wool.
Breeda Wool?
Breeda Wool does not have a website.
Well, how can we find you?
Because I think it's important.
You're obviously not serious about your career.
No.
No.
No, I'm very not serious.
I, um...
Never.
No, you can find her on Facebook, Breeda Wool.
Oh, no.
IMDB.
But listen, I'm just...
Are you guys, like, seriously an item?
Or are you guys just barely meeting?
Like, is it for real, though?
Yeah, we've been having fun here on the More Music Radio pod, but...
Okay, Adam Shankman sent out a Facebook marriage proposal.
Mm-hmm.
And I was honored.
And you never met him.
And he tagged...
No, I had met him once.
Okay.
And I was honored to be tagged in the 50-woman Facebook marriage proposal.
And I was driving down the street, and I thought, you know what?
What if?
What if I respond?
You know, like...
Yeah.
What kind of world do we live in where human beings are so fucking afraid of each other that they can't just say yes once in a while?
Right.
Just fucking say yes.
And so I considered it.
Did you get any other responses from your marriage proposal?
Did anyone say yes?
Yeah, a couple dates, but they were...
Yeah?
Not good, or...?
They were...
One was a yoga teacher.
Yoga teachers.
And the other one...
Getting jealous?
Yeah.
Getting a little jealous?
No, they just...
They touch you in ways that is extraordinary.
You could lose this guy.
Listen, I'm gonna just say...
You better play your cards right.
When I first met Brita...
I got a dick.
And Brita told me she had a dick.
She told me she had a dick.
Oh, okay.
I do not have a dick.
Yeah, she didn't.
She just does not have a dick.
Well, you both of you seem like weirdos, so you guys will probably get along really well.
We're gonna be great friends, because that's what happens with me.
Because I'm like an old movie star.
Just don't fall in the friend zone, bro.
80s movie star with a shake.
Is he in the friend zone?
Is he, like, not in there yet?
There is...
Everything is...
You're friendly with him, of course, you know, but...
As soon as a guy gets in the friend zone, that's it.
He's got the best handshake I've ever felt.
I told you already that I've been giving him an Adam handshake, man.
Under the table this entire time.
Yeah.
He likes you.
I like you.
Well, I'm taking.
So you're gonna have to turn your...
Well, I...
Excuse me, madam.
Excuse me.
This is getting good.
Wait a second.
You're taking my girl?
No, this is getting good.
Wait, he's trying to take my girl.
Why not?
Why not put us on the bus?
I'm not trying to take anybody.
Why not put us on the bus?
Can we kill this recording light and let her tell me how she feels about me?
Oh, I can't see you.
Take Dan.
He's married.
The microphone is in the way.
Wait, wait, wait.
Damn it.
Wait, you lean to the...
To the right, and I'll lean to the left.
Ready?
Da-da-da-da-da.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Adam, can you get the fuck out of here?
Wait a minute.
Come on, guys.
It's not every day.
No, secretly, I'm in love with him.
You know, I could tell.
I think you guys are an item, and I want to...
I did drive down here at, what, midnight.
You did.
So what are you guys gonna do after this?
Bone.
There you go.
All right.
A cat just walked by me.
A very large black cat.
Weird.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
You know, I'm not really...
He's a soundproof studio cat.
Hey, Adam, you gotta seal the deal, man.
I do, I do, I do, I do.
Just leave me alone.
All right, if you want to do this on the air, we can do this on the air.
Let's do it on the air.
One, two...
Wait a minute.
One, two, three, four.
All right, we're gonna sing another song?
Yo, check it, Brita.
I met you at...
My own house.
And it was in...
My backyard.
And it was a beautiful backyard.
I was hungover.
She was hungover.
She told me about Palm Springs.
Feeling really sensitive.
She took a drive.
I took a drive to Palm Springs.
Found her fascinating.
Yeah.
Gypsy style and all.
I was wearing gypsy clothes.
I said, could you see my face?
Who are you to drive?
Drunk.
I said, no, just hungover.
I said, get me some Indian food in the microwave.
This is gonna fuck after this thing.
Star of India is delicious.
I didn't even put my religion into it.
I didn't even ask, what was your family background?
I said, one, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Check it.
All right.
Five.
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Alright, fine.
You want us to fuck on the air?
Fine.
Yeah.
I'm not going to...
Yeah.
Alright.
There come the pants off.
Adam got a big dick.
Alright, fine.
I'm taking my pants off.
Jesus, this is like fucking beatboxing.
Adam dick it hard.
Adam's dick is hard.
It's just like the more beatboxing you do, the more I just want to beat it.
Adam's dick is hard.
Adam's dick is hard.
You know, in the 90s, people were right about this hip-hop music.
It's just like instant sex.
Adam wants a pin-a-tree.
Adam wants a pin-a-tree.
Adam wants a pin-a-tree.
Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka.
Pin-a-tree?
I don't know.
I try my best, man.
Okay, so on Friday...
I didn't mean that, girl.
It was just my reaction.
You know what, though?
I think that you guys should bring it together.
I can tell you guys like each other.
And we want to have the first marriage.
On the More Music Radio pod.
Give yourself some time.
Couple weeks.
Come back.
And let's do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Is anybody reverend up in this joint?
We can probably get one in a week or something.
We'll figure something out.
No, no, no.
If it's a week, we're modern people here.
We are autonomous beings.
We can't congregate in any fucking good fashion.
We have to do things now or never.
Never.
I think something is going to happen.
And I'm really proud to have it displayed here on the More Music Radio pod that we have a new love.
A new love on the More Music Radio pod.
Adam O.
and Sandy Ho.
All joking aside, there is love here.
There is love here on this podcast.
And there is much love here today.
And there is much love for the Adam O.
show.
It is love spectacular.
Nobody makes anything for families anymore.
So check out Adam Shankman.
On Facebook, right?
Facebook.com slash Adam Shankman.
Facebook or you can just get a website built.
It's called AdamShankman.com.
All right.
I think I've been there actually.
I went to AdamShankman.com.
You can find some stuff on there.
So go there.
So anyway, Adam, thanks for coming on the More Music Radio pod.
We really appreciate it.
And this is a time in the show when Dan reads off a list of stuff to do this weekend in Los Angeles.
All right.
And breathe a wall, everybody.
All right.
Breathe a wall.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The daughter of Robert Wool from Arliss of HBO fame.
Anyway, Friday.
I don't know if that's true or not.
I'm sure it is.
Anyway, Friday, if you have nowhere to stay between like 10 and 12 or like 10 and 2 and you just want to like hang around downtown, go check out Black Party Politics.
Actually, that's in Santa Monica.
I take that back.
1348.
14th Street.
In Santa Monica.
And then if you, you know, still have nowhere to go the next day, you'll end up over at the Travel Cafe.
These guys are making out right now, man.
In front of us, dude.
Someone come to me quicker.
Get a room, man.
I got to get these pants down so I can jerk off with this.
This is pretty sweet.
Anyway, 1651 Temple Street.
Wait till marriage.
Travel Cafe.
Odd faces.
And then on Sunday, you'll check out Seasons and the Summer Twins at the Bootleg.
And then Monday, you'll cruise down Sunset, end up over at the House of Blues and check out Zizek's.
And...
Yeah, you know, Zizek's, that's actually an exit on the way to Vegas, man.
Zizek's Road.
And I think that's around...
I think that's before Baker.
Yeah.
It's...
Spelled Z-Z-Y-X-X.
Exactly.
That's just a little tidbit.
What we do here.
So you can either check them out or go to Zizek's.com.
Or you can just go out to the middle of the desert and just wait to die.
And then...
Yeah.
You might as well die if you live in the desert.
I mean, Jesus.
You know, Jesus Christ.
Let the vultures snip at your balls.
And then Tuesday, stuff happens.
I think there's...
There's stuff on TV and you should check that out.
There's actually some very good TV shows on PBS.
Or check out episodes of the Adam O.
Kids show, which may or may not exist.
I want to see that.
Hey, Adam, like, seriously, did Comedy Central let you know that they were going to, like, play your pilot or anything?
Yeah, we did a live show at their stage and then I got contacted like four days later.
And I was out in my folks' place for the last week, hibernating, because I got real tired of things and people.
So I got contacted that they want to do a pilot based on Adam O.
Mm-hmm.
And, uh...
We'll be doing that.
But like I said, I really need to lose weight, they said.
Like, I need to get...
They're going to train her and stuff.
They really say that.
100%.
I'm really...
Well, you know, fat people are funny.
I mean, at least I hope so.
Fuck you.
But, man, I really hope that happens because that's some big stuff, man.
That's Comedy Central.
And, you know, all kidding aside, we've been having a lot of fun here on the More Music Radio pod, but I want to say that the Mormons are big fans of Adam Shankman and we've played his show and we're really lucky to have him here on our radio show, the More Music Radio pod.
Thanks, Dan.
The Mormons, you guys are amazing.
Amazing, amazing, amazing band, the Mormons.
Vince and Dan right here.
Hey, thanks, man.
And Patrick, what's up?
And the rest of the gang.
But, yeah, kick ass.
Yeah, Patrick Jones is listening at home and, um...
Yeah, so, uh...
Hey, Vince, so next week, hiatus for Skid Row Studios?
Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
Yeah, we're taking a week, uh...
We're taking a week off and we'll be back in two weeks on the More Music Radio pod and that goes along for the other shows, uh, Matt Time Radio and Be Not the Hour and Love Bite Show.
We're all gonna take a break, right?
Yep.
So what are you gonna do on your break, Jeremy?
Um, I'm gonna rebuild the studio and make some changes and, uh...
What kind of changes are you gonna do?
Clean it up and...
I'm gonna clean up the studio a little bit and, uh...
What does cleaning up entail?
Um, I'm gonna separate, uh, power wire from audio wire to reduce, uh...
They say that a little bit slower.
I like that.
Shit.
And then, yeah, it's not exciting.
Mm-hmm.
We'll be back on next week.
I'm excited.
And, uh, during that whole week, I'm just gonna play a marathon of all the, uh, podcasts.
Yeah, and, you know, that reminds me, too, if you, um, have iTunes inside your computer, you can subscribe to the More Music Radio pod on iTunes.
And we're getting a lot of people on there.
And, uh, while we're off, too, you can catch up on the More Music Radio pod and other shows on skidroad.la.
Go to skidroad.la and, uh, you have, like, a shitload of podcasts to look through.
Yeah, don't mean to interrupt this, Vince, but, uh, while you're on skidroad.la, you know, don't let our sponsors, uh, front the whole bill.
If you'd like to donate to the show, Oh, yeah, that's right.
We have a donation site.
Uh, it's actually a donation page on the site.
It's a donation page on the site.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yeah.
We want your money, too.
All of it.
I'd like to give my money.
That's right.
Please.
What's up, community?
I know.
Our sponsors gotta pay, uh, Adam, Adam O., and Sandy O.
Yeah, we're looking for sponsors, too, man.
We're drinking Tecate.
We're drinking Jim Beam, uh, heroin, uh, cocaine.
Yeah, American Spirit cigarettes.
Uh, what else are we doing?
I don't think you want cocaine sponsors, Ketamine, uh, all the pharmaceutical companies.
Please sponsor us.
We want your money.
We need it.
We want it.
We don't want to work anymore.
Jeremy, do you want to work anymore?
I, I don't want to work at all anymore.
I'm sick of working.
I just want to do this all day.
Yeah, let's just do it all day.
All day.
All right, cool.
So until we get that sponsorship, we're gonna have to go to our day jobs and stuff, and we want to thank, uh, Adam Shankman for coming in and, uh, having a little bit of fun with us on the More Music Radio Pod.
We really appreciate it, man.
And, uh, we're totally behind you, and all the stuff that you're doing.
Um, as you're passing out beers, um, I want to say, uh, follow the Mormons at facebook.com slash themormons, and, uh, follow the Mormons on Twitter at themormons, and the More Music Radio Pod at mormusicradio on Twitter, and email us at mormusicradiopod at gmail.com, and, uh, maybe we'll read your email on the air on the radio.
All right.
Yay!
Yeah!
Yeah.
So that has been the More Music Radio Pod.
Thanks again to everybody.
Thanks, Jeremy.
Thanks, Dan.
Thanks, Bree.
Thanks, Adam.
Thank you, everybody, for listening, and we'll catch you in a couple weeks on the More Music Radio Pod.
Skid Row.la.
There you go.
There you go.