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I want you motherfuckers to see something.
You know what this is?
This is the handle to my fucking two-ton jack.
Solid fucking steel.
You know why it's up front in the front seat and not in the back where my jack is?
Because if you fuck with me, you're going to get it to the fucking head.
That's why.
That's why you fucking pussies don't fuck with people in real life.
You have to fuck with people on the internet because we'll fucking take you out.
Because if you dared to fucking come up to me in person, in real life, and fucking say shit to my face, this is what you're going to get.
I'm going to hop out of the fucking van with this in my hand, and I'm going to fucking...
and hit you in the head as hard as I fucking can and fucking crack your skull open and have your brains laying on the fucking ground, motherfuckers.
So yeah, fuck with me.
Come find me.
Y'all know I'm in Morgantown, West Virginia?
Yeah, you fucking fat-ass motherfucker.
I don't care if you're a fucking lawyer.
I bet you can't even fucking breathe outside your fucking office, you fucking 500, 600-pound motherfucker.
Better fucking thank God I fucking moved back home.
So I would...
right in your fucking skull.
On here, you fucking pussies actually fucking whine about me quitting the game that you fucking bullied me off of.
You fucking attack me, you bully me off the game, then it's, wah, boo-hoo, she just deleted her account.
Wah.
You're such a fucking pussy-ass motherfucker.
You're actually committing a crime.
You're actually committing a crime.
You're actually complaining that the person you bullied left so that you don't have anyone left to bully.
Oh, boo-hoo, where the fuck am I gonna find another street kid to make fun of?
You know, why don't you go, whatever fucking city you're in, go to your fucking ghetto.
Yeah.
You're not gonna go to the ghetto and find someone from the streets to fuck with because you're a fucking pussy-ass pansy.
You know?
You know?
You fucking...
fucking pussy, fucking faggot, John LeHume, or whatever the fuck your fucking faggot-ass name is.
Fuck you too, you piece of shit.
I'll fucking bust your fucking head open.
You better fucking pray that I never fucking cross your path.
That's why you motherfuckers fuck with people on the internet because you know that fucking with people in real life is dangerous.
You know that there's real motherfuckers out there like me who keep this on hand, who don't fucking take your shit, who don't fucking...
And this is for everyone who fucking wants to see moves.
Take the first shot if you fucking dare because it's what I fucking learned in Jiu-Jitsu.
Block.
Or I can go lower.
Right to the fucking balls.
This thing, I'm short.
I can get low to the ground and you can't fucking hit me.
Wanna try it?
Bring it, motherfuckers.
Bring it.
You see my house.
You see where I fucking live.
Bring it.
Man, I wish I fucking had something to hit.
Oh, fucking A.
We'll do it live.
Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles.
We'll do it live.
Fuck it.
It's the More Music Radio Pod.
Do it live.
I'll write it and we'll do it live.
On skidrow.la.
Fucking thing sucks.
Five, four, three.
Hey, what's going on, everybody?
It's the More Music Radio Pod over here at skidrow.la.
It's Thursday night and we're having another party over here at Skidrow.la.
Skidrow Studios.
It's gonna be...
You see where I live, motherfucker?
What?
It's gonna be actually our last gathering over here at the current location because Skidrow Studios is moving down the street.
Imagine being evicted from Skidrow.
Yeah.
That's fucked up, right?
Yeah, I know.
I'm moving to the porta potty in Skidrow.
Yeah, that really sucks, man.
Could be worse.
Anyway, uh...
I like that video in, uh...
You know, in honor of, uh, anti-bullying day.
I think that really, uh...
We're all dressed in purple robes, by the way.
Yeah, speaking of bullying, that kid, man, that kid that we just listened to right now, uh, I actually got that off of YouTube and it's just, like, this, like, crazy, like, nerd kid that's all crazy into World of Warcraft and it's actually a girl and I guess she got, like, bullied and, uh...
I guess she was, like, sending out a...
a little YouTube video.
YouTube, uh, shout-out to her bullies and stuff, so...
Anyway, that was cool.
And, um...
I think I should take some notes from that chick, man.
She sounds pretty tough, man.
But, um, we have Pussycow in studio.
All right, man.
Thank you guys for coming, man.
They did it.
Sorry for running a little bit late, but, um, we're just gonna jump into some shit.
That was a hell of a crap you took, dude.
Yeah, man, I just...
I had to go.
It's, um...
A lot of yogurt will kind of gum you up.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
A lot of cheese, a lot of bread.
A little Del Taco.
Luckily, Vince has been taking his Lamaze classes, so he really pushed that baby out.
Yeah, it's been, like, ten years that I've had this baby in here.
It's been growing, like, for the last, like, 25 years.
But, uh, anyway, um, let's take a quick break and, uh, play some stuff and then we'll talk to Pussycow.
All right.
We'll be back on the More Music Radio Pod.
All right, everybody.
We'll be back.
Not like your father.
We're going out for cigarettes.
We'll be back.
We'll be back.
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Jesus Christ!
Lord have mercy!
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It's going down!
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The More Music Radio Pod.
Broadcasting internationally from downtown Los Angeles on skidrail.com.
It's show time.
Subject to the drive Lay up beside you Let the force pass you I couldn't run So little hands Suspended by the Fugitive in my mind Bring the police blister Ship your little crane With your best of luck Take a five-acre I couldn't run So little hands Suspended by the Fugitive in my mind One animation To turn up the tone One animation To live in One animation To escape the way One animation Lots of power struggles Get the bit of grit Some might even Bound up Bring my mind in Crushed I couldn't That's what I took It was a secret But I'll do it I don't mind So you think I am worthless You mean much more than me My My I run hard in your favor You put me in your favor Venom Venom Venom Venom Venom And you thought I'd throw punches I was picked on like you Me Hope that I can still sing Hope that Sone doesn't break a string Hope that Danny plays the time Hope that the sound is clear Hope that Sone doesn't break a string Hope I didn't drink too much beer Hope that block of nose is baseline Hope we don't sound Hope we don't sound tonight Hope we don't sound Hope we sound alright Hope we don't sound Hope we don't sound tonight Hope we don't sound Hope we sound alright Hope we entertain ya Hope that we inspire ya Hope Quincy Cow's your favorite band Hey man, I give a fuck Really hope we don't sound After this one I'll be in demand Hope we don't sound Hope we don't sound tonight Hope we don't sound Hope we sound alright Hope we don't sound Hope we don't sound tonight Hope we don't sound Hope we sound alright This is Kai von Seger And you're listening to The More Music Radio Pod Here's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot If you need a better car, go see Cal For the best car Deal by far, go see Cal If you want your payments low If you want to say some dough Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal If you model any make, go see Cal Woohoo!
Give your pocketbook a break, go see Cal Save some money, save some time Save a nickel, save a dime Lower prices every time, go see Cal Alright, welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod We have Pussy Cow Yay!
In studio Pussy Cow, Pussy Cow, Pussy Cow Still sounds like it to me Yeah, man It's not dirty, man Yeah, you know, I found out what he was really saying Like, when I was an adult Like, my whole life I thought he was saying Pussy Cow I thought he was saying Pussy Cow Until like a bunch of students Like, when I was in 6th grade Just all started cracking up and laughing at me I think I was in 6th grade Like, I was going, Pussy Cow But they're like, what the hell are you saying?
And then they all laughed at me And I'm like, oh And I cried all the way home But as it turns out, we have Pussy Cow In studio, man Welcome, guys Alright, man Yeah Yeah, dude Welcome, thanks for coming We're doing all kinds of drugs in here They got us all these toads to lick Shit's crazy Yeah, all kinds of other things to lick, too Some hairy things Yeah, yeah Yeah, so our friends Pussy Cow are here And we're here to learn about their band And now we know where they got their name from, right?
Yeah, that's it Got it from the Cal Worthington and his dog Spot commercials And if you're from California, you get that Yeah, you'll know it If you're not, you'll know it If you're not, that's me at a bar going So here's the thing There's this guy in Cal Worthington We're not perverts My mom still thinks it's something gross She does not believe me So for people who don't know what Go See Cal or Pussy Cow is Explain to the people that are listening internationally What that's all about International More music radio So there was this Yeah, there's a car salesman named Cal Worthington And when I was a kid You'd see him on Saturday mornings And you'd go, here's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot And it was never a dog It was always like At one point, it was Shamu I never saw him with a dog Yeah, it was a jaguar It was an elephant It was a tiger A seal It was always a different thing And then at the end, they would play that song that we just heard And as a kid, it was nothing dirty I was too innocent to even know What a pussy Your brain just couldn't comprehend this I couldn't Yeah, no But me and like a million other kids Were going around going Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow Just thinking Oh, this guy's just confused on animals And then we get older And like, it's like Oh, no, it's Go See Cal And, you know, some people heard Pussy Cow And they're like Whoa, I totally thought that too I thought I was the only one And some people are like What the hell are you talking about?
I never thought it was saying anything but Go See Cal It's a pretty deep meme Yeah Like You know, it's kind of like life It's like It's all just a big misunderstanding Well, like me and my friends in like third grade We'd have like these discussions We'd be like Can you believe that commercial When they're saying pussy cow?
Like, what is that about?
You know How did they get away with that?
Are we allowed to say that now?
You know It's funny because We There's a This is going way out there But there's a warehouse we've taken to playing And they got shut down And then they reemerged And in order We were joking Like we should still put the old address Of the old warehouse That got shut down And put a bunch of fake Band names of the bands that usually play there Like there's a band called Turkish Techno And we were like Oh, let's say Polish Poka's playing And instead of Toys That Kill It was going to be Cups That Spill And then someone suggested for pussy cow That it be Tushy Horse And so This warehouse They'll refer to us To this day as Tushy Horse And it was certainly It's just that It's just that It's just that It's just that It's just that It's just that It's just that It's just that It's just that It's just that and when we used to play at Mr. T's Bowl, which was a long time ago.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Well, I'm Joe.
I sing.
Flacco's not here.
He plays bass.
Yeah, what happened to him?
Where'd he go?
He's a little sick under the weather.
He wishes he could make it.
He's sad he can't make it.
Maybe we can call him up.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Maybe later on in the show, we can give him a call and see how he's feeling.
He's probably listening, so if he wants us to call, I'm going to say, dude, text me if you want to call.
If you'd rather us not.
He could hold his bass up to a phone.
Well, if Flacco's listening, you could also call in 800-893-9562.
Yeah, if he's feeling it, he'll call in.
It's easy.
You just push 800-893-9562, and then you can call in, or anybody else who's listening can call in and talk to Pussy Cow.
So, yeah, man.
And then over here is...
Chisholm Worthington on guitar.
That's Cal's younger nephew, his youngest nephew.
And your real name, Chisholm?
Mike.
And then over here...
Can I still call you Chisholm?
Yeah.
Traffic copter Mike.
Okay, cool.
And Danny and I play drums.
Yeah, man.
You got, like, the hardest firm grip handshake, man.
Every time I shake your hand, you, like, destroy my bones and my metacarpals and all that shit so I can start screaming.
You got to get one of those things, like the grippy guys.
What do you call those?
You got to be careful, man.
He just had a manicure.
You can just kind of watch those little...
Well, some guys with those...
Those pretty ladies.
Some guys with a grip handshake like that, like, I'll know they'll have, like, a firm grip handshake, so I'm like, all right, next time I'm going to get this motherfucker, you know, but...
And I'll squeeze my hardest, and they just squeeze harder.
Yeah.
You know?
Well, you know.
So Danny's got a firm grip, man.
Danny, I think, saw...
Like, I've been seeing you since the Mr. T's days, but I think Danny saw you guys...
Natural fudge cafe.
At the natural fudge cafe.
Wow.
Oh, shit.
That was way back in the day.
I was thinking about that.
1995.
That was, like, in 1993, man.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
My old band played that.
Oh, really?
Really.
I wrote a Yelp review for natural fudge because it's pre-internet, but, like, no one remembers it, so I'm like...
Rest in peace, by the way.
I'm going to write this Yelp review for a place that doesn't exist because, like, no one remembers this place.
It's like, you can mention Al's Bar in a crowded bar.
People will be like, yeah, or Bar Deluxe, yeah, but, like, you go, yeah, I used to go to the natural fudge, and it's like, Danny, his brother, Mike.
Yeah.
You really...
And that's it.
And that's it.
We're the only people who know about it.
What?
I saw, like, a million great bands there.
I think people just don't want to admit to it because then they'll be like, oh, yeah, you're, like, fucking really old.
Yeah.
No, I've never been there.
What are you talking about, man?
And then we went to Chappell Music, and then we went, we got those freebies for the Tropicana Mud Wrestling.
We're old.
Well, you know what it is?
It's because, like, the people who know about Natural Fudge Cafe back in the day are the people who know about the people who have been around in L.A.
for a long time.
And it's just that L.A.'s, like, full of, like, a lot of people who just got here, you know, like, maybe five, six, seven, eight years ago, you know?
So you can really, like, pick out the people who have been here a long time or grew up here if they know, like, the Natural Fudge Cafe.
Remember Jabberjaw?
There's a lot of great clubs.
The Anti Club.
I kicked out of the Anti Club when I was a kid.
Oh, man.
Dancing.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
She said that we were being, we were being really filthy because we had, we ordered burgers and we ate them and then we, like, left our shit on the table, you know, to watch the band.
And she's like, you guys are filthy!
And she kicked us out.
And I never got to go to the Jabberjaw because, um, this is embarrassing.
Uh-oh.
The Lookout Records put me on the list to see some band.
Uh-huh.
And then I got there and they didn't have me on the list.
Oh, man, I hate when that happens.
Yeah, but, like, the show was only five bucks and I was totally like, I don't have five bucks.
Yeah, that's because back in the day when you were a kid it started coming across five bucks.
You know, 15 years old, I'm like, fuck, dude, let's, like, look through the pennies in your car, dude.
Yeah, but even...
Five dollars to go see the high fives or whatever.
I'm almost 35 years old and I'm still bitching about five bucks, man.
I'm like, five bucks?
God damn.
You can dope my ass.
Haven't I paid my dues in this motherfucker?
God damn!
It's not as bad as...
Do you know who I am?
I got 40-year-olds who are like, dude, get me on the list.
And I'm like, dude, it's a free show.
Get me on the list!
Come on, man, please.
It means a lot to me.
Just put me on a...
Write my fucking name down on a piece of paper, please, man.
God damn.
I was playing the fucking Natural Fudge Cafe and you were fucking boom, motherfucker.
Shit.
Speaking of Brenda, Brenda was the lady who ran the Natural Fudge Cafe.
Her and her husband, Gary, yeah.
Right.
And their little black chow.
Right, right.
Danny knows more about You're telling me that Brenda died?
Brenda passed away?
From my recollection, well, the fudge got shut down on Fountain.
I think it was like late 96 just because of residential noise complaints.
Right.
Just drunk punks and skinheads just like flopping over people's front lawns.
Just got shitty after a while.
Fights like every other week.
And yeah, done and done.
That was such a great place, man.
And as far as I remember, her and Gary had relocated to some place way the hell out in like Simi Valley or something.
And I think that barely even lasted like six months to a year.
And within a year after that, I had heard that Brenda had, if I don't remember, if I remember correctly, she either unfortunately overdosed or she passed of...
Oh.
You could tell she was up to something.
You know, she wasn't in the best of health.
She was like a skinny lady, but really cool.
I mean, who cares if people do drugs?
You know, you do whatever you want to do.
You know, it's just sad that, you know, that shit takes them.
But I remember when our band The Dyslexics used to play over there, we always used to get these cassette tapes.
They used to record every show, uh, with like cassette tapes that were already like other things.
Like, I think like ours was like on a Billy Ocean tape or something.
Tape over grease.
Yeah.
That's what you could afford when you're 14, 15.
We still have them too, man.
I gotta bust those out.
I'm a lover.
Yeah.
Yeah, if it wasn't for two bands in particular, which were Super Sleuth and Fook, I would have never found out about the natural...
Yeah.
I'm not gonna say never, but I was attending an outpatient drug rehab program at Kaiser down the street.
And one of my, you know, buddies, Brett, played based in Super Sleuth and he was like, go to my show.
And he gave me that tape and I loved Super Sleuth, so I started going to Natural Fuzz.
Yeah, I, it's kind of weird.
Like, I still have the, like, garage session tape that Brett gave me.
Like, I felt like I had no right even having it in the first place, but I still got it.
If you ever wondered what happened to Super Sleuth, uh, if you want to like, if you have like a wedding or a bar mitzvah, you can call up DJ Wildcat and, uh, that's, uh, Sam from Super Sleuth.
Yeah.
No, actually, he's a really good DJ.
I don't mean to, like, Any place you smell funnel cake, Super Sleuth will be there.
I'm just playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
That's Sugar Ray.
They said that, actually, in like some interview I was watching.
They had DJs, I was, I was in a Pomona last week and I saw a dude who had like, um, his truck all tricked out and it said like, DJ, um, hip hop, doo-wop, 50s, uh, reggaeton, all these different types of stuff on one, on the other side, it said, mobile notary.
DJ notary, dude.
I'm gonna certify that shit for you, motherfuckers.
Certified DJ.
Certify these nuts.
This party is certified.
Yeah, man, so you guys have been around the scene for a long time, right?
So, um, it's been, it's been a while.
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known each other?
Danny and I haven't known each other since high school.
Yeah.
We're old friends.
Well, for me, before high school.
You were in high school.
I was in high school.
I was in eighth grade.
He was in eighth grade.
Ah.
I was friends with his older brother.
Yeah.
Where'd you guys go to school?
Daniel Murphy High.
It no longer exists.
What city was that in?
That's in LA.
Mid-Wilshire District.
Mid-Wilshire, like third in La Brea almost.
Third in Detroit, yo.
Yeah, third in Detroit if you want to get technical.
Now it's a yeshiva.
Is that the farmer's market or something?
It's right near Trader Joe's.
In fact, I thought it was going to become a Trader Joe's parking lot when they shut it down.
What happened was attendance was low already and then like one day, I swear to God, man, I listen to NPR like almost every morning.
I'm taking a shower and I'm listening to NPR and they're like, blah, blah, blah, Daniel Murphy and it's about the headmaster was touching kids.
And then...
This is way after we graduated.
Yeah, way after we graduated.
Then attendance went way low and then it closed.
So our kids our high school no longer exists.
Wow.
The power of lawsuits.
Yeah, the archdiocese shut it down or whatever.
But that's how long Danny and I know each other.
Do you ever feel...
Danny's been in bands a lot.
No.
More than...
This is my first band.
I took a stab of being in a band with my old friend Joe and Robert back in the natural fudge day.
We played...
I played one show with them.
We called ourselves the fuck-ups and I'm sure a million bands have called themselves fuck-ups since.
But that was...
Yeah, I was in that band.
But you were in like four bands.
Mike has been in like what band...
How many bands, Mike?
Well, there's a band called Steely Dan in the 70s.
Oh, okay.
And...
Were you the guy who couldn't sing or the guy who couldn't sing is bad?
I was...
Sorry.
No, I was in a few bands.
Yeah.
Worm stew.
I was in a bunch of fake bands.
Like bands like you and your buddies would be like, all right, dude, we're gonna start a band.
You write like two songs in like your friend's living room.
You never do anything after that.
So...
That's how the Mormons started.
Yeah, well, yeah.
My best friend Glenn and I were gonna be in a band called Shermie.
Some friends I had in San Jose, we were gonna be in a band called FFD, which stood for Fists for Dicks.
And then we had this whole idea where like anytime...
What do you mean?
You trade in some fists and get a couple dicks and return them, right?
Well, then we had this whole thing where like, anybody asks us what FFD stands for, we change it right then.
It's like, what's FFD stand for?
Firefighters.
Ah.
Oh.
Just change it every time you could.
And like that band wrote like one song in someone's living room over like bong loads or some shit.
Like about Jack Nicholson and marijuana.
That was like the song.
Or some shit.
The Mormons started out that way?
Yeah, like we're just like, hey, let's just start a band and we'll dress up like Mormons, man.
Yeah, we'll just put on the helmets and stuff, you know, whatever.
It was actually...
It was actually like, I don't know.
I mean, you try to get something going, you know, but it kind of just kind of stuck afterwards, you know?
I think that's like, I don't want to say that Pussycat started out as a fake band, but I can't tell you how many people I've gone up to and been like, hey, let's start a band.
Like, you know how to play shit and I can kind of sing and we'll do something crazy.
And like, like a friend I had in college actually was someone who I thought was really brilliant who was like, someone should have a band called Pussycat.
And I was like, that's brilliant.
And like years later, Flacco had ended his band, or ended his like part in the band No Way Jose.
And I was like, hey man, you're not doing anything.
Let's like start this new band called Pussycat.
And I couldn't believe it, but he was like, all right, you know?
Like fate.
Yeah, he started coming over to my house.
We started writing songs.
He's like, yeah, you know, Mike plays guitar.
And I'm like, oh, Danny plays drums.
And that was it.
So how long ago did you guys start?
April of, oh, five?
It was like our first practice?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Our first, we've been together six years and we used to have an anniversary show like every year.
But after five, I said like, let's not do another one until it's like 10.
So yeah, the sixth year was this last year and it came and gone.
We didn't make a big deal out of it.
And we kind of like put it down as like the, as where, whenever our first gig was because that was Flacco's first gig.
That was Flacco's first gig.
That was Flacco's birthday.
So like, that's how we always remember.
Like, oh, it's Flacco's birthday.
Six years.
All right.
You know?
Well, that's cool, man.
So on his birthday is your actual anniversary.
I mean, we started a little bit before that, but we go by the first gig, which was, and that was, that was also really weird.
Like we, we, we came out of that kiss or kill scene.
Right.
And we, you know, we all went to those shows and we were kind of like, we played the Kibbitz room because I could, you know, we could book it easy.
We just played like their open mic night.
And we were like, we have a 20 minute set or whatever.
And, but we were, you know, kind of frightened that, you know, all our friends were going to come out.
We were like, let's not make a big deal out of it.
But of course we told everyone we were going to play.
And we're like, okay, we're playing under the name Street Meat.
And if you, you got the coolest name ideas.
It's so hard to find a name for a band.
And again, now I'm looking back, I'm like, fuck, we should be called Street Meat.
But, but I was like, okay, so we're going to play under the name Street Meat.
If you like us, we're Pussy Cow.
If you don't like us, we're Street Meat.
Totally different band.
Totally different band.
And people liked us.
Okay, cool.
And that was six years ago in May.
And, ups, downs, all arounds, we're still here.
Yeah, man, you should do that again, man.
And then your next show, you should say, all right, if you like us, we're Tushy Horse now.
Tushy Horse.
And then for the people that really like the name Pussy Cow, they're going to be like torn, like, do I, do I pretend not to like it because I don't want it to be Tushy Horse?
Tushy Horse sounds weird, you know.
I like it, but, you know.
I like Tushy Horse.
I just called the name of an album Tushy Horse and then, like, be like, oh, this is our Tushy Horse, period.
You could just do splits, you know, like seven inch splits with Tushy Horse.
that'd be good.
Well, it's like the, the, the last FYP album is Toys That Kill.
And then they started releasing albums as Toys That Kill.
Yeah.
And the Toys That Kill album by FYP is my favorite FYP album.
Oh, yeah.
So I'm like, oh.
Is that the, is that the one where they're on the slides and they're like zombie faces?
No, there's like a little, it looks like a little baby with its peepee being touched.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a hard thing to describe without sounding disgusting.
Finger peepee.
So, yeah, man, six years and you guys are still going and, you know, we're talking about all these places, like the Natural Fudge and Jabberjaw and the Anti Club and all these places that have come and gone.
So, what's going on nowadays, man?
Where do you guys like to play?
Like, what's, what are the cool places to play?
We play the Blue Star a lot.
We have a show there.
Oh, we love the Blue Star.
Yeah.
Love the Blue Star and Cindy is, love you so much, Cindy.
She is awesome.
And Jason.
And Jason, everybody at the Blue Star.
Kiss Jason, too.
Give him a kiss.
Everybody at the Blue Star, I kiss them.
On the lips and in other places.
They've been, they've been, they've been nothing but good to us.
Oh, yeah.
No, but seriously, they're like super, super good to us.
They've like, you know, the last show we had there, I, I bought all this washable paint and I, like, was wearing these, like, their air quotes work really good on them.
I'm sorry.
No, no, just air quotes.
Air quotes are great on the radio.
No, just hold them really close to the mic.
It'll be fine.
Just do it real hard and fast next to the mic so you can hear the air going.
Um, uh, that's, I was very, I put on, I put on these, like, um, these coveralls that were made out of, like, pretty much paper.
They cost, like, a buck twenty-five and I bought all these, like, washable paints and I, like, it was for this, um, pocket circus show and so I wanted to do something a little different so I just poured the paint all over me so it was, like, this living canvas and I gave everybody in the audience paint and, like, so, and I told, like, hey, it's washable, don't worry and, like, I was fine, my clothes were fine, everything like that and it was all over the concrete and Cindy came in, like, late and she was, like, what the fuck?
And I'm, like, it's washable, it's totally cool and, and, like, you know, like, you know, and if it isn't, you know, I'll help clean up or whatever and, like, the next day she texted me, she's, like, this shit's not coming off and I'm, like, oh my god, I'm gonna go rent you a power, you know, washer, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I was, like, freaking out and then, apparently, she told the owner of the Blue Star, Cash, she was, like, he was, like, what the fuck?
And she was, like, it was Pussycat, he was, like, oh, never mind.
That's cool.
They're, like, and that doesn't mean that you bands out there can play with washable paint at the Blue Star.
I'll never do it again.
You shouldn't either.
Patrick, our singer Patrick broke the lights.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, and then, like, the sound guy came and, like, started, like, roughing him up The owner was cool.
He was, like, oh, no, it's cool.
We'll just fix the light.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Everyone there is, like, so super nice and, like, just always, just, like, really loving.
Like, it seems almost family-ish.
Like, they're so sweet to us and, like, the shows that we've pulled off there, I don't think we could pull it off anywhere else.
Like, we do Dre Day every year.
Right, man.
And the Blue Star is, like, one of the only places where they kind of, like, fucking have at it.
And I feel like a lot of other places would kind of, like, go, like, what are you doing here?
What are you doing there?
And that guy's doing that.
And the Blue Star is very, like, you know, they kind of put a lot of trust in us and we put a lot of, you know, we respect the place.
Like, it's not, like, a free-for-all.
But, I mean, like, they've been so super nice to us that we wanted to keep going forever.
Yeah, they're cool.
They make hamburgers and stuff, you know.
Yeah, they feed the band.
They have special Rice Krispies.
It's delicious.
They are very special, those Rice Krispies.
They tasted so good, I felt physically well after eating them.
They feel good.
And they smell very tangy and potent.
Yeah, they're good.
Yeah, that place is great.
We're playing the Redwood.
Oh, yeah, that's another cool place.
Yeah, and we haven't played there a lot, but we like playing there.
We like playing La Cita.
La Cita's cool.
But I like drinking at La Cita, so that's kind of a problem.
The guy who used to own the scene, remember the scene in Glendale?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Carl.
Yeah, Carl.
Yeah.
And I see Carl, I see Carl there from time to time, but I don't think he ever really knew me because we never really played the scene that much.
But I remember Carl being like stand-up promoter dude.
Like, like, you know, just would come up to you at the end of the show and just like throw you a couple bucks, be like, you guys did great tonight.
You wouldn't even know if there was like a door.
Right.
Or even if there wasn't a door, be like, you guys were great.
You know, I'm like, oh, awesome.
Yeah, you show up in the back room, they'd have like a giant fucking monster submarine sandwich for the bass to eat and stuff.
Super cool dude.
Now it's like La Breeze or something or is it still there?
La Breeze?
I don't know if that place is still around, but I got a good story about playing there recently.
Do you guys know the band Shat?
Are you familiar with Shat?
No, but I have done that before.
You've seen Shat?
It's the only scene before.
Okay, if you've, if you've never seen Shat, highly recommended.
To see, not to own, to see.
Shat is, the whole band is one of the bands wearing rubber masks and they're wearing Depends that look like they shat themselves.
The lead, the lead singer is this big dude who's wearing a strap-on dildo, who's wearing a bicycle helmet with a mohawk dildo, who has elbow pads with dildos coming out it, knee pads with dildos coming out it, shin guards with dildos coming out of it, and boots with dildos coming out of it.
Dildo, dildo, dildo.
He's into dildos.
Just dildos, dildos all over the place.
He puts like one foot up on the monitor and every song is like way death metal, but like 30 seconds long.
So he's like, this song is about the only three things you need.
What?
Cell phone.
Keys.
What?
And like, like, and then like at the end of every song, thank you, good night.
And then he's doing this.
It's like we're going into it going like, yeah.
Five minutes later.
Like Danny and I are like, okay, we're going to watch like two songs of this dude go the fuck up.
And he's like, thank you, good night.
And then he goes back on and it's like, we, I actually stole this from him, but if someone fucked up, he'd just go fucking perfect.
So like I started doing that.
If we fuck up on the set, I'll just totally go fucking perfect and like not mention the fuck up.
Now who wants to suck one of my dildos?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that was the thing too is that he was like, uh, like a good, portion of the set, like a good, like six songs were like, this song's about girls showing their tits.
And like, it was a whole song like show your tits, show your tits.
And no girls did that.
And then he was like, this song, this song's about like when girls are too self-conscious to show their tits.
And he just keeps on doing more and more songs until some girls like, here's a nipple and you'll fucking shut up.
And like, so like the guy was really like, really nice.
That's like the other funny thing.
Like he was super sweet to us.
And this was at LaBrie.
Um, not, that's not the best name for a club.
LaBrie's.
Hey man, we're going to play a show at LaBrie's.
Chat is going to play a show at LaBrie.
Um, and so, uh, uh, not only that, not only that, it was LaBrie, formerly the scene.
Oh yeah.
And so we get there and like we brought in, I don't know, maybe 10 people and, and like, we're like, hey, do we get like a drink ticket?
Anything like that?
And the guy's like, no.
Okay.
And that's it.
That's totally cool.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
I know the guy you're talking about.
What a dick by the way.
It sounds a little more prima donna than I want it to, but I've kind of thought that like when people don't give you drink tickets, it's kind of indicative of what the place is like.
Right.
Like if you won't even give me like a Pabst or like, here's like, you know, or whatever.
It's like, I can't, I've always noticed shit goes bonkers with that particular venue.
You know, it's always that way too.
When, when there's like a cool venue and then there's a new owner, the new owner's like, fuck you.
No drinks.
Yeah.
New sheriff in town.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not gonna let you guys take advantage of me.
So he's like, that's what happened to Tease.
Yeah.
I was just, exactly.
So he's like, Mr. Teaseable, by the way, in Los Angeles, one of the best venues that, that there ever was.
And sadly, it's on its decline.
Anyway, go ahead.
So he's like, no.
And in the meantime, he's like giving his friends all these free drinks.
Shat goes on and he, and Shat, dude, is just ordering rum and Coke after rum and Coke after rum and Coke after, I'll have another rum and Coke, sir.
And then like, you know, this song's about titties, you know, like, thank you.
Good night.
Yeah.
And then like, the whole thing's over and Shat's like, thank you very much.
You guys are great.
We're like, thank you, Mr. Shat.
And then like, I get this like, this like, very, very poorly worded, like, spelled email from Mr. Shat the next day.
Like, don't ever play the bricks ever again.
That guy charged me $10 or something for every rum and Coke I had.
Fuck that place.
I am starting a, a media blitz on what a shit place the bricks is.
And he keeps calling it the bricks.
That's awesome.
So he probably plunked down like a hundred bucks at the bricks.
he was so pissed off, dude.
Shat was pissed.
Not perfect.
He's gonna write a 30 second song about a shitty that place is.
Yeah, but yeah, like, unless it's an art space and like that, like when they don't even say like, oh, here's like one beer or a shitty beer for your band.
I'm always like, hmm, we played 14 Below once and I was like all drunk and like, do we get drink tickets?
And the guy gave me a graph and he was like, you have to get this many people in the front.
And I'm like, this is mathematics.
Man, just say no.
If it's a no, just say it.
Don't try and like get the calculus like sine and cosine and the remainder.
And I'm like, dude, I'm in a fucking band called Pussycat.
I cannot do this.
Prog rock, we are not.
Yeah, to graduate to the next level, you have to bring in 50 people.
The next 60 people that come in, you are not going to get a drink.
You will get a Pabst.
A Pabst, yeah.
Here you go.
Here's a six-sided die.
You will roll it to see whether or not you get.
I hate the places that charge you for tap water.
Yeah, or soda water because I'm actually a lightweight now.
So I drink soda water in between drinks.
And all of a sudden, yeah, I know.
I can't help it if I'm a dainty little flower.
But no, just like Vince brought up, I want to drink soda water.
I want to drink soda water.
I want to drink soda water.
I want to drink soda water.
I want to drink soda water.
I was at the Lake Lounge a few weeks back.
I had no money to my name.
I asked the bartender very politely, can I please have some water?
I got bottled water for $2.
Do you have a sink?
I got bottled water for $2.
I'm like, maybe he's retarded and that's all he could say.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to watch you.
How are you doing today?
I got bottled water for $2.
The thing is, I'll tip for my soda water.
Like I'm not, you know, I'm good about it, but it's just like, I look at my tab at the end of the night, and I'm like, why is it so expensive?
And I realize I got a bunch of $2 soda waters.
Yeah, I think times are tough, but I mean, shit, don't you want to pay the fucking bands that are bringing, you know, the 10 or 15 people?
Sometimes it's a lot.
Don't you want somebody to buy a beer when they actually have money?
I just think like, you know, fine, you don't want to pay the band and I'm understanding about that, but like, you know, kick them down on a fucking, you know, whatever, like a little thing.
I mean, we played a El Cid and the dude was like, I couldn't get you a drink.
Oh, dude.
You know what?
El Cid is now, it's notorious for not paying the bands, man.
the thing was, what's funny about this, the guy who hooked us up, I don't want to say his name, the guy got us the show.
Say it.
No, no, no, this guy was good.
Oh, he's nice?
He got us the show, but he had to work with El Cid and he's like, so I couldn't get you guys drink tickets.
And you're like, speak up, I can't hear you.
Yeah, and he's like, so I couldn't get you guys drink tickets, so this is what I did.
In the back, behind all the napkins and tablecloths, there's a 34 pack of Tecate and a bottle of tequila.
Have as much as you want, dude, I'm really sorry.
And I'm like, dude, that's way better than we would have done with the tickets.
Thank you so much.
And I want to be back there with my pants down and I'm going to be erect.
You don't have to do anything.
Feel free to repay me.
That tequila ain't cheap, motherfucker.
I got a blue vein throbber right now.
Well, cool, man.
So you guys are going to be going to play a song when we get back, right?
We're going to take a break right now, play a couple songs.
You know, by the way, let me mention the songs that we played already.
We played Shoe Gazer with Lemon Crush Sniper and we played Pussy Cow with Hope We Don't Suck, which is a great song.
And we're going to play some more music right now, but you guys are going to come, or when we come back, you guys are going to play a song, right?
What are you going to play?
Guitars?
What do you want to play?
You want to play Sunset Junction?
I think we're playing the songs that Chisholm wrote first.
Cool.
All right.
Well, you know, let's just, we'll take a break and you guys work it out and we'll be back on the More Music Radio Pod.
Hello?
Hello, man.
Speak to my ear.
What's up?
Your ear?
I don't know what you guys are doing.
Fuck you.
Fuck yourself, motherfucker.
I'll fuck your mother, son of a gun.
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Well, tonight, for the taco chariot, it'll be fun.
Yeah!
Tacos!
All right.
Support your local taco trucks.
That was awesome, guys, man.
That's like one of my favorite Pussy Cow songs, man.
We play that a lot here on the More Music Radio pod.
That's like the hit single.
That's one of our hit singles.
I like that one.
If we had singles, that'd be a hit single.
That's definitely the A side of the thing.
Yeah, yeah.
It's totally A.
Are we doing another one?
Go for it.
All right.
Cheers and bros.
Need some sleep so I can function.
Sunset Junction.
Sunset Junction.
Sunset Junction.
I'm getting sick and I need the rest.
Got a performance boo to pass to me.
Sunset Junction.
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Day grilled pies, eat pudding and pie.
Kiss this hot, keep cold goodbye.
Sunday's coming, gotta be a mom fest.
Kick out the jams and boo to pass to me.
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Sunset Junction.
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Rocking ourselves and booting past the meetin' Sunset Junctions Hey diddle-do, diddle-do, diddle-diddle-diddle-dee Diddle-diddle-do Hey diddle-do, diddle-do, diddle-diddle-diddle-dee Diddle-diddle-do Top of the morning to you all I got the bat if you got the ball Top of the morning to you all I got the bat if you got the ball All right, yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
All right, man.
Pussy cow, man.
That's fucking awesome.
Sunset Junction, man.
So what do you think about Sunset Junction nowadays, man?
Another thing that went the way of the dinosaur, huh?
The city's all like, where's my money, fool?
I should say, when Chisholm wrote that, Sunset Junction was pretty rad.
Yeah?
It is no longer.
That's when it was like, you could just walk in there, you didn't have to pay 20 bucks to get in.
Can't see mud, honey.
Saw Sonic Youth for $6, and I didn't even pay the $6. $6.
No, I totally paid the $6.
Big sell, Sid.
Yeah.
Do we want to do another?
Or, do you want to do another?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, sure.
Yeah, go for it.
Shit, let's just fucking tear it up, man.
I think this is probably the last one we'll do, because all we really prepared for.
We got some more quarters.
Well, we pulled Taco Chariot out of our ass.
We got a lot in our ass, but...
No, who is this ass?
Chisholm wrote this one, too.
This is not...
Not on any of the records, but it will be on the next record, if we have a next record, or 7-inch, or I don't know what the fuck we do.
How many records do you have?
We got two records that came out at the same time, because we had so much Pussy Cow.
It was just like, if you had it all on one record...
Like, when we first got it, it was like 45 minutes of Pussy Cow on one disc, and like about 20 minutes in, I was like, fuck my band, I hate us.
And so we kind of like...
We want to follow your guys' lead and put out a 7-inch one of these days.
You want to follow our lead and just put out a 7-inch every five years?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So like, we split that in two, and now we've recorded...
We got impatient.
We were trying to do, you know, an inch for every year between the last album.
We recorded seven songs.
We just don't know what we're going to do with them yet.
But this is one of those seven songs.
This is not available yet.
We've been playing it live, though.
Oh, cool.
Exclusive here, live on the More Music Radio pod, Pussy Cow.
Pussy Cow.
Pussy Cow.
Pussy Cow.
You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance.
Uh-huh.
Mix it up with lemonade.
Yeah, yeah.
And you will pledge all of your allegiance.
Whoa, whoa.
Hot microwave and brain suntan.
Pussy Cow.
A photograph of the time we had.
Uh-huh.
I thought you threw them all away.
Me and you boogying in the bubble bath.
It seems like only yesterday.
You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance.
Uh-huh.
Mix it up with lemonade.
Yeah, yeah.
And you will pledge all of your allegiance.
Whoa, whoa.
Hot microwave and brain suntan.
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All right, yeah.
All right, everybody.
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Be careful, you're going to burn your s'mores.
Don't burn your s'mores.
See, the joke is there.
It's kind of like a campfire.
Felt like a campfire.
Oh, okay.
I think I dropped my weenie in the coals.
Oh, shit.
I hate when that happens.
Don't ever burn your weenie.
Ever.
Cool.
So, do we have a phone call?
Did we get a phone call coming in?
Did we?
I thought I heard something, yeah.
You guys got Prince Albert in the can.
If anybody wants to call in and talk to us over here with Pussy Cow, call 1-800-893-9562.
You know what?
Let's take another break and we'll play a couple songs.
Oh, who is this is?
Shoot the moon.
Is his code name Lardass?
Nothing but up and smoking.
Radio, the moon.
Do you know who this is?
The rest of the fucking show.
Just nothing but up and smoke quotes.
Do you guys pass by Strawberry's house over there?
Yeah, Strawberry.
You know, I got a buddy from San Diego who I haven't seen in a long time.
He like texted me randomly.
You want to get lunch, dude?
I'm like, sure.
He's like, I'm in your neighborhood looking for strawberries.
Yeah, man.
That house is right there in our neighborhood, man.
It's really cool.
Every time I pass by there, I tell people, yeah, man, that's where Strawberry, man.
I wasn't looking at his neck, man.
Starbucks, Starbucks.
I like when they go to reprocess the furniture.
We're coming to reprocess.
What's the, where the cocaine turns blue?
Because it's Ajax.
It's Ajax, yeah.
Oh, it's high grade stuff.
High grade stuff.
Ink pay, ink pays.
Get out, skis.
Sounds very Latin.
I haven't fucking seen that movie over and over again.
It never gets fucking old, man.
I fucking love it.
It's the best one.
So anyway, let's take a quick break and we'll be back on the more music radio pod.
You ready?
Call us.
800-893-1563.
Yeah, very soon.
Not any police report.
I'm going on.
Fuck you.
Very soon.
Within a few days.
You're in the jail.
Fuck you.
I tell you.
Fuck you.
Believe me.
Fuck you.
When you go into the jail, then you fuck your mother, okay?
Can I tell you?
Fuck you.
Yeah, sure.
Very, very soon.
I'll be ready, okay?
Fuck you.
When soon?
Very, very soon.
When?
Very soon.
When?
There's a court already recording going on the police station.
Yeah?
Yes, sir.
No.
Okay.
Fuck you.
Then you remember when you catch him.
No, no.
You're scaring me.
I'm not kidding you, okay?
No, stop it.
I tell you.
Don't worry.
They're on the court.
They'll be on the police.
You be on the recorder, okay?
Don't tell the police.
You be on the recorder.
Don't.
They're already at the police station.
You talking right now?
They're already at the police station.
No.
Okay.
Fuck you.
I show you.
I show you someday.
Stop it.
You be on the jail.
You get big trouble, okay?
Son of a bitch.
You better call the police.
Fuck you.
Son of a bitch.
Someday you see, okay?
Fuck you, eh?
You see, sucker?
Fuck you.
Don't take this offensively.
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Without showing these new legs, no These bones, the edge of the sorter Will be the pride and disorder I won't give it a number anymore They said these things will make you brave Except you're all in takeout brave They said these things will make you brave Except you're all in takeout brave They said you're an infinite mousetrap A long and painful life act But the smile of a prince does not soar Beyond the use of meaning Dissection leads to breeding Dissection has a printing floor They said these things will make you brave Except you're all in takeout brave They said these things will make you brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except you're all in takeout brave Except for all the digout graves Except for all the digout graves Except for all the digout graves Except for all the digout graves I can't believe you thought I wouldn't see Those aces up your sleeve You're a double-crossing me Thought you could get away with it But the stakes were too big Just to whip you from behind Bury your bones in the desert, you cheap pig I'll pick you up And carry you outside Lock you in my trunk And take you for a ride I thought of the slug you'd come among I can't forgive what you did Feed your body to the vultures Bury your bones in the desert, you cheap pig So I can see So I can see So I can see So I can see So I can see So I can see I need to go fast as I can There's not much that you lift And both just beat you clean, man Tug your teeth out so they won't find out Your name if you're ever found No ashes to ashes or dust to dust Here in the desert with no ones around I bury your bones in the underground I bury your bones in the desert You cheated me Cheated me You cheated me You cheated me Hi, it's George W.
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You guys are evil doers.
Hey, spunky hair kid, you ain't really punk.
Hi.
All right.
Welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod.
We just heard some fucking good music from Pussy Cow played live here on the More Music Radio Pod, man.
We're getting a lot of good live performance.
We're getting a lot of good performances over here.
We play bottom 40 radio.
Yeah.
It was top 40, man.
That was cool, man.
There's us.
So, yeah, man.
We're hanging out tonight, and we're hanging out with Pussy Cow, and we have some other guests in studio.
All right.
You know, I want to say thanks to Sonia for running the board.
Very good job.
Yeah, Sonia.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Hopefully we can keep her to run our shows.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
She's going to be like the Robin, like the Robin Quivers.
So, yeah.
So, anyway, we're here talking to Pussycow.
And I also want to say hello to our former bass player, Pete.
He's just visiting from Seattle.
Hey.
All right.
He got his passport.
He used to play with the Mormons.
First time, long time.
But what happened, Pete?
I mean, you fell in love, right?
This was the woman.
We talked about this months ago, but I just want to talk about it again.
Yeah, you just want to bring it up again so you can tell me how much I'm a fucking idiot.
Right.
I mean, you're nice.
You're nice.
And I do enjoy your company, but it did hurt us when you left.
Yeah.
No, it hurt me.
It hurt me, too.
This motherfucker going to quit the band for a bitch?
This is like when your dad beats you and is like, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
Like, are you sure about that?
This is fucked up, Pete.
No, it sucked, man.
That was the one thing that I was like, oh, that's the one thing that I really had going for.
Me here was, you know, being in the Mormons.
Right.
And so that was the toughest thing to leave when I left L.A.
Well, OK, the whole story.
So most people don't know.
Obviously, you know, 500000 people out there don't know this shit.
But what happened was I met a girl on an Alaskan cruise and she turned out.
Yeah, exactly.
It was like the love boat.
What was the name of that bartender or whatever?
Isaac.
Yeah, Isaac.
He was serving us.
Yeah.
Go for it.
Did you?
But yeah.
Yeah.
So I went on this cruise with this girl and and, you know, oh, yeah, it's great.
And then we started dating.
But she was from Canada.
She lived in Canada.
And show you that episode of the love boat.
The one afterward.
That's where my.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where everything falls apart and everything's bullshit.
Yeah.
Canada's where my fake girlfriend's from.
Yeah.
Niagara Falls.
You guys don't know her.
She's from Canada.
She bones me all the time, though, dude.
Seriously.
Yeah.
So.
So.
No, no, no, no.
Please throw in the jokes.
It's all jokes.
But no.
No.
So I went.
So I decided.
Well, it came down to a point where she couldn't move down here because of like she had like medical problems and stuff.
And I was like, she's allergic.
She was or still is allergic to gluten.
Yeah.
That's funny that you remember that.
Yeah.
You get the fucking shits, dude.
Yeah.
Like hardcore.
You're like, hey, you want to fuck with her?
Give her a gluten.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here.
You want to cook?
Looky.
I swear it's there's no gluten in it.
You're going to get shit in your vagina.
Watch.
Exactly.
Because it's like a canal.
It'll run it run through there.
You know, especially like when chicks fart to like in the car, it has a special canal that just goes right up and then they can enjoy it.
You guys like smelling your own farts.
I think I mean, your own farts are great.
They're awesome.
You're just like, oh, yeah, I can't believe I did that.
But you smell somebody else's farts, you know, and really you're smelling shit particles.
Well, even like have you had it?
Where you like fart and you're like, oh, that really smells good.
And then you walk into another room.
Then you walk back in and you're like, oh, it fucking stinks in here.
You know, like all of a sudden your fart isn't your fart anymore.
It had oxygenated that much further.
It stuck around long enough where you forgot that you farted.
Oh, man, we took a shit in here, man.
Flacco, if you're listening, this is the part where you should call in.
Yeah.
800-893-9562.
Seriously, dude, that guy can tell some good fart stories.
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I'm going to go with Flacco because he's the one who's most proud of it.
So he's probably the one who I've smelt the most.
Like at the end of practice, he'll fart and then we'll leave the room a little bit faster.
Me, I'm notoriously loud, not smelly, but loud.
Don't kid yourself.
No, no, no.
Smelly sometimes, but usually loud, not smelly.
I'm joking, dude.
My brother usually smelly, not loud.
Yeah, farts are fun.
Like you can cup your hand, put it on your butthole, fart in it.
Yeah, buttercup, dude.
A buttercup, right?
Yeah, buttercup.
You know, I used to make buttercups.
Like I used to, excuse me, actually get a cup.
And this is when we were younger and me and my cousin and I would like fart in a cup.
And I'd put my hand over the cup and I'd tell my cousin, I'm like, hey, come smell.
What does this smell like?
And then she would come and then I'd put the cup in her face and she'd inhale a fucking cup full of my farts.
Oh, that's something you should try at home, kids.
Wow.
Did she like it or was she like?
She didn't really like it too much.
No, it wasn't her thing.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Some people don't find it funny.
I don't know why.
It's a fart game, son.
You play it when you get old.
It all reminds me of Eddie Murphy.
That's all.
Shit.
Well, we wanted you because we had to fart in the tub.
And G.I.
Joe, he got stuck.
And G.I.
Joe, he got stuck.
We interrupted Pete's story about the gluten girl.
Oh, yeah.
So gluten girl, he goes for gluten girl.
And I want to be supportive.
You know, it's like, okay, you know, I understand.
It's just like sometimes you got to make choices in your life because being in a band kind of puts a strain on stuff.
It has to be a special relationship where, you know, the other person is like, you know, down for your shit, you know?
And then when you're like a fucking 35-year-old fucking adult fucking boy, you know what I mean?
You think?
You make the right decisions.
Yeah.
You know, so I understood what you were talking about.
And it was hard to let you go.
But this was the one, man.
And then what happened, Pete?
Okay.
So what happened was I decided to move up there and be with her.
So I moved up there.
To Canada?
Yeah, to Canada, to Vancouver.
And could not get a job.
Like, they're like, yeah, you can come in, but you can get this visa, but you can't work.
Well, how do I work?
Oh, to work, you have to go out of the country.
Well, that doesn't help me.
No, you can live here, but you just can't work here.
It's cool.
Just work in Seattle.
So basically, it's a money thing.
You were like a wetback, right?
Totally.
You're a whiteback.
Totally.
I was like, oh, my God, now I understand.
And like, people would look at me like weird when I would talk, you know?
And I'm like, what?
No, I'm asking you.
And they would just be like, they wouldn't understand me.
Yeah, total.
Total wetback up there.
And it's okay.
I could say wetback because I'm Chicano, so it's cool.
Right, right.
Can I recommend you a book?
I was a snowback.
Can I recommend you?
Can I recommend you a book?
What's that?
Have you ever heard of the comic artist Ben Snakepit?
No.
Ben Snakepit draws like a three-panel strip for each day of his life.
Okay.
And he's done like his first three years and then the second three years.
Now he's on like 10.
Yeah, he's on like 10.
But the second three years, it's called My Life in the Jugular Vein.
They're fucking recording this, so you can get this later.
He does the same thing you did.
Really?
He goes to Canada to follow a chick.
He wants to marry her, everything.
And he gets married.
He gets there and she finds him a job and everything.
And his job, he's like, he's like, just like culture shock.
He's like, the only jobs I've ever had are like cool dude jobs.
Like I've worked in video stores, record stores.
And all of a sudden they're like, all right, wash all these dishes and chop all these vegetables.
And that's what you're fucking doing all day.
And he's like, I feel like such a fucking entitled prick, but I fucking can't handle this.
And he finally like, you know, spoiler alert, but he just can't handle it.
He moves back to fucking America.
Right.
Right.
Right.
It's understandable.
It's like crazy.
It's weird.
Things turned out well for Snake Pitman.
They'll turn out well for you.
Right.
Exactly.
No, I'm not trying to get up there anymore.
So it's OK.
But when I was trying to get up there, it was weird.
Like, you know, oh, you can't come up here.
You can't get a visa.
Oh, but if you go and get a crane operator's license, sure, we'll bring you in right away.
So it was really weird like that.
If they're looking for certain jobs or whatever, they'll take you in and you can work there.
But I couldn't.
Right.
I wasn't.
I wasn't.
I wasn't up there on their level.
So I moved to Seattle and I was like, well, let's try and work it out.
And it didn't work out.
Didn't they have like Home Depot's up there you could hang out at?
Dude, they have Costco, the Costco, the hot dogs that you normally get.
Like you can get peppers on it up there, which I always thought was cool.
They don't have poutine?
Fucking weirdos.
They have poutine, actually.
Yeah.
And they have Montreal steak sandwiches at the Costco.
But oh, yeah, it's crazy.
It's cool, dude.
If you're ever in another country or even another.
You know, city, go to Costco and see what they have on the menu.
It'll tell you a lot.
Did you know that, Michael?
Sure.
Yes.
He knows it now.
Chicken bake, chicken bake.
I don't want to blow your cover.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So now you're back, Pete.
Yeah.
You're back in L.A.
or back in Seattle?
I'm back in Seattle, but I'm in L.A.
this week.
How is it up there?
Do you want to blow your brains out?
No.
Seattle's fucking awesome, dude.
I know a lot of people ask me.
Like, oh, dude, how do you fucking deal with rain and shit?
You know, honestly, it does not rain on me like it rains when I'm in the office or something or I'm in my home or something, which I like.
You know, I can go out to the balcony and hear rain.
And you got like duck oil on your skin or something like beads off or what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Basically, I don't know.
You know, I think it's just I I'm I don't know the rain clouds or something.
I've got this like, you know, electric energy that hangs around me.
Right.
And it's.
It's sunny everywhere.
Yeah, exactly.
Because you're such a positive person.
Right.
You always said that, dude.
That was the one thing that you hated.
You're like, yeah, I want to be pissed at you, but you're you're nice.
You're too nice.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
You nice guy.
Anti Al Bundy, dude.
Right.
Totally.
Fuck you.
You're fucking up my hatred for white people.
You're right.
But I did it right, though.
I mean, I know I I know I left the Mormons, but I did it right.
Like I told you guys like six months in advance.
I did it like a job like six months in advance.
I came to every practice on time.
Right.
I helped you like, you know, when that was transitional time where Dan came in.
And so like, yes, like helped out through that and stuff.
But it was hard after that last show.
I was like, oh, dude, that was a good show, too.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
You should have just fucked it up.
I know.
Vince was trying to get me arrested before I went out there.
Because if you get arrested, you can't go into Canada.
But it's cool.
We should do mobile unit in like downtown or something.
I'm like, hey, hold on to this.
Let's do it.
Just totally fuck up the last show.
And then you're like, well, fuck that, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They sucked anyway.
I say, Pete, hold on to this cocaine, man.
And then I get pulled over and I'd be like, hey, man, this fool has coke on him.
I don't know this guy, man.
He's freaking me out, officer.
Hold on to this cocaine.
I wrote your name on the bag.
So you remember to hold on to it.
And you're.
Social.
It's good to see you, man.
I haven't seen you in a while, Pete.
Yeah, it's good seeing you, too, man.
Yeah, man.
You should see our new bass player, man.
He's got huge tits, long legs.
It's awesome.
I mean, not that we're rubbing it in.
We actually got.
I had huge tits when I was in the band, too.
So, you know.
I still have huge tits.
I doubt that this guy has huger tits than I had.
Right now, I'm feeling kind of confident because I have the hugest tits in the whole band.
And good nipples, too, because that's what it's all about.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter the size of the tit.
I keep telling everybody this.
And hopefully people listen.
It's not the size of the tit.
Like, everybody says, oh, yeah, big tits.
But then you sometimes you see those big, giant tits.
And then you rip the shirt off.
Right.
That's what we do.
We just rip the shirt off.
And then the nipple is, like, surrounding the whole tit.
And it's, like, a big, giant, sand dollar brown.
So you say all silver dollar nipples.
Yeah.
And then with the, like, invisible nipple, it's just like a missile.
It's just like there's no definite nipple.
Form over.
It's a function, dude.
Yeah.
Ladies, I don't mind that at all.
I don't mind any of that.
There's all different kinds of nipples, too.
There's the braily ones, the ones where you can read a paragraph on the nipple.
Bring me your tired, your poor, your hungry.
Some chicks have actual.
Like the Da Vinci Code.
Some chicks have hair coming out of their nipples.
Eh.
As do you.
I have hairy nipples, too.
It helps.
When you got shit stuck in your teeth, that shit helps.
It's the only place on my chest I have hair.
Yeah.
Hairy nipples are playing the satellite tonight, man.
With tushy horns.
Yeah, with tushy horns.
Street meat.
And fucking firefighter dye or something.
It's for dicks.
Wolf firefighter dye.
Has to have a wolf in it or a bird.
We're getting a call.
Ready?
Oh, we're getting a call?
All right.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Caller, you are on the air with Pussycow on the More Music Radio Podcast.
What up?
Hey, Vince.
This is the Red Rooster.
Hey, what's going on?
Red Rooster, man.
Nice.
For those of you who don't know who Red Rooster is, you can find him at Beware the...
What is your blog, man?
It's juanbalanchran.com.
Just look me up there.
Yeah, man.
Red Rooster.
This guy is like...
Yeah, don't worry about me.
I'm not that popular.
Don't worry about me.
No, man.
This guy, I got to tell you guys, man.
This guy is like a master sculptor.
There's like a few people that are just like Renaissance.
People and they have like, you know, God is in their fingertips, you know, and this guy is one of these guys, man.
And it's a friend of ours, man.
What I tell you, dude, Vince, honestly, stop trying to get in my fucking pants.
I was calling you, dude.
Honestly, I was calling you because I was recently out at TGI Fridays in Compton.
Oh, okay.
That's a good place to hit up a TGI Fridays.
That's the good TGI Fridays.
I remember that.
I remember that.
I remember that.
I remember that.
Pussy Cow was on your show tonight.
And I got to say, Pussy Cow, y'all fucking guys are the fucking shit just because...
I agree, man.
Yeah.
Just because of your fucking name, dude.
Fucking Pussy Cow, Pussy Cow, Pussy Cow.
Dude, you guys are fucking awesome, dude.
Thank you, Red Rooster.
Yeah, I agree.
Everybody, round of applause for Pussy Cow.
Yeah.
Man, it's all barnyard love tonight.
Yeah.
And a round for Red Rooster, man.
Red Rooster just makes me think of Sriracha hot dogs.
Red Rooster, you're my favorite hot sauce.
This guy's cool, man.
I mean, he also writes, too.
He draws, he writes.
You have that blog, man.
Beware the Rooster.
I got a blog.
It's called www.beware-...
Uh-oh.
One of those.
Now it's getting confusing.
Is it slash or dash?
I think it's dash or hyphen.
I think it's dash.
Beware-the-red-rooster.com.
You sure that's not...
Hey, it's a lot of...
I say you read it.
You have to revamp that shit and then call us back.
Beware dash, the word dash, and then an actual dash, and then the word slash.
About three of you have computers in front of you.
Can I run the dash?
Just start Googling beware red rooster and see if it comes up.
I bet it'll come up.
Yeah, exactly.
Anyway.
Just Google red rooster sculptures, and you'll find a bunch of fucking cool shit, man.
Yeah, dude, I honestly wasn't sure if you guys were fucking on this late, but, you know, I honestly was calling just to show you guys my Queen Latifah story with you.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, man.
You were telling me the other day that you actually hung out with Queen Latifah, right?
No, actually, Queen Latifah came out to my booth at the Beverly Hills Art Affair.
Ooh, la la.
Yeah, exactly.
And show off.
She came over to my booth, and she was like, hey, I really like your work and all this.
And don't get me wrong, I fucking love Queen Latifah, man, but, you know, I know that she swings the other way, and that's all cool, you know?
Yeah.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
You should have smelled her face.
Like, thank you, but this is going nowhere.
No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You know, then she came over, and she, like, she shook my hand, and she says, hey, nice to meet you.
And I go, and I shook her hand, and in my mind, I didn't say it to her, but in my mind, you know, I thought to myself, goddamn, Queen Latifah, I'm glad you're, you swing the other way, because your hands are rough, dude, and if you were, like, give a fucking man a hand.
I'm not giving you a hand job.
Goddamn, your fucking skin is fucking cotton.
Hey.
So you're here to hear, Queen Latifah has giant rough hands.
Hey, dude.
Hey, she does, but you know what?
She may be the queen, but she's got king hands.
She loves my work, and I love that girl.
Oh, that's cool, yeah.
That's all I was calling in for.
Is she, like, seven feet tall or what?
Dude, she's fucking awesome.
She's, like, I want to wrestle her, but, like, I'm afraid I'd...
Fucking win.
Oh, no, wait, lose.
One of those.
Either way, you win.
I think, yeah, either way, you're fine.
I don't think there's any dignity lost, man.
Exactly.
Hey, pussycat, I love you guys, man.
You guys are fucking awesome.
Thanks, Red Rooster.
Thanks, man.
Thank you, Red Rooster.
Hey, it's a free country.
You can do whatever you want.
Thanks for calling in and sharing that story with us, man.
We got to hook up, man.
You got to come down and hang out with us at the More Music Radio Pod, man.
We get a chance.
Hey, awesome.
You and I, T-Y.
I'll do it.
You and I, T-Y.
That's a unity.
You and I, T-Y.
I had my short, short song because it was crazy hot.
Hey, I'll check you guys later, man.
All right, then, man.
Thanks for calling, Rooster.
Hey, I'll see you guys on Saturday, man.
Yes, Saturday, man.
Thanks.
Voodoo Glowskulls.
Yeah, rock on.
I'll check you guys later.
Yeah, we'll see you Saturday, man.
Saturday with the fucking Voodoo Glowskulls.
Yeah, with Voodoo Glowskulls.
Yeah, on Saturday.
Rock it out.
No, who is this is?
You guys are probably, if you guys aren't listening live, you guys are probably, hopefully, you're listening on Saturday.
The podcast will be up by then.
Is your bacon good?
I want to let you guys.
You liking your breakfast?
That's good, right?
Yeah.
What are you eating for breakfast right now?
Captain Crunch?
What should I do tonight?
I should go see Voodoo Glowskulls.
Mijo, come here.
You eat all your cereal, okay?
And then we're going to go see Voodoo Glowskulls and the Mormons at Alex's Bar tonight on Saturday.
Saturday, October 22nd.
We're going to be playing with Voodoo Glowskulls and Wrong Beach and Sedera at Alex's Bar.
That's going to be the shit.
We haven't played in a couple months and we're ready to fucking tear shit up again, man.
Yeah!
Cool, man.
So we'll see you there on Saturday.
We'll see you there on Saturday, Juan.
And just for you, Red Rooster, they're covering UNITY by Queen Latifah that night.
Yeah!
We're actually going to, Queen Latifah's going to show up and we're going to pop out of her twat and we're going to start playing.
And then you're going to sing Ladies First.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
You think she's shaving up?
I don't know, man.
I think she's shaving.
I think she's shaving.
I think she has, I think she might, I think she might have like a little bit of a bush.
You know what I mean?
You guys should bring out two by fours and have her sand them with her hands.
Hey, rock on, Vince.
Hey, you guys take it easy, brother.
Hey, Juan, probably like, you know, when you open up the pussy, it's probably real bright pink inside.
Like roast beef.
That's all right, baby.
We all pink inside.
We all pink inside.
You guys take it easy.
All right, then, Rooster.
All right, you too.
Later on, man.
Thanks for calling, man.
Thanks for calling, dude.
Yeah, all right, man.
Rooster, man.
Red Rooster.
That guy's fucking awesome, dude.
I fucking, I wish that I could do, I barely can play guitar.
I barely know how to play music.
I can play drums all right, you know, but these fucking people with these, this gift, man, to fucking draw or sculpt and stuff.
And Danny, man, you guys, Danny made the fucking coolest fucking flyer.
And he, I mean, he makes the coolest fucking shit, man.
That one where we were supposed to play, on Halloween, that Halloween show last year.
Was it last year or the year before?
You guys played?
Yeah, it was last year.
I think that was last year, yeah.
No, you guys played.
It was, uh.
We couldn't play because Dan fucked it up.
No, yeah, yeah.
That's exactly right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we had, there was an unfortunate circumstance.
But those fucking, dude, I mean, these people with the talent, man, it's just like, I like to surround myself with those people because maybe I can kind of like absorb a little bit of it, you know, I don't know.
It's like a listening.
Hanging out with Pussy Cow tonight, maybe I can come up with some good shit, you know?
It's like, no, it just sucks to hang out with bands that are assholes.
Yeah.
You know?
I listen to shitloads of hip hop because I think, like, my lyrics will get better, and they don't.
They don't at all.
Speaking of hanging out with bands that are assholes, Very Be Careful is playing very soon.
I want to promote them.
Are they assholes?
Go with that guy.
We had, like, the most uncomfortable radio show with Very Be Careful that came out.
Very Be Careful, not to name names.
You got to understand, man, like, I came into this with just, like, man, Very Be Careful, fucking cool.
They're playing, like, cumbias and stuff, you know?
But apparently, I wasn't, I didn't know the exact type of music they were playing, so when they came in, I'm like, yeah, Very Be Careful, cumbias.
They're like, no, man, it's vallenato.
And I'm like, oh, fuck.
Excuse me, dude, it sounds like cumbias, you know?
I don't know, I heard cumbias or whatever.
And so, like, I don't know, they just were not, like, very comfortable, they didn't want to talk, and, like, they were making fun of us, like, on the air.
And they're, like, laughing.
I'm like, what are you guys laughing at?
Are you guys laughing at us, man?
That sucks, man.
What the fuck, dude?
But, yeah.
She just got up and be like, this is my show!
My show!
Get out there, Be Careful!
Dude, if I would have done that, dude, I mean, let's put it this way, at the end of the show, the one guy, one of the guys, there were two brothers here, at the end of the show, he, like, almost started crying.
Because somebody called up and said, hey, you guys are fucking sounding like kind of dicks right now.
Like, are you guys going to be dicks if I go to your show?
And the guy's all, all right, that's it.
He pulled off his fucking headphones or his cans, and he's like, that's it, you know, whatever.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
It was like, you guys got to listen to it.
I think it's the eighth episode of the More Music Radio pod.
I remember that one.
Yeah, and I don't know, man.
It was awkward, dude.
You know what that means, though?
That means ratings.
Right.
More people listen to this podcast if we have a full-on fight right now.
Yeah.
It actually is one of my favorite podcasts.
We should have a whole following.
It's like when...
Shut up, asshole.
We're all friends on the book phase, and that one day you posted, like, Joey Ramone getting in a fight with Mark Ramone on, like, Howard Stern.
Oh, yeah.
I love that.
The rest of the dudes in the band are more Stern listeners than I am.
I had never heard it before.
I'm listening like, oh, my God.
Like, it already happened.
Wasn't that cool, dude?
Half that thing is dead.
Joey's dead.
I'm like, oh, my God.
They didn't like each other.
Oh, dude.
That was so interesting.
The edge of my seat.
Yeah.
When the Ramones...
I mean, they would always fight when they were on Howard Stern, and, like, fucking Joey's, like, fucking saying Marky wears a wig because Marky brought up that he had OCD and fucking...
I just love that.
I mean, I don't know.
Like, the internal fighting is, like, kind of cool.
I mean, being in a band, you guys got to get along.
I mean, you guys know this.
You guys are veterans of this just like we are, and, you know, there's a dynamic, you know, and it's the test, you know?
And it's like the bands that can handle it are still around, and the bands that can't are either in other bands or, you know, working stiffs, you know?
So...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, man.
So, yeah, I don't want to fight you guys.
I like you guys.
Man, fuck the Mormons, man.
You know what?
That's a very...
It's getting to be a very popular phrase, man.
Yeah, I've been hearing it in Seattle.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're like, no, we're for gay marriage.
I was on a Mormons radio show.
They did not give me a deli tray.
They did not.
They did not give us pizza.
This is bullshit!
Who has been putting out their coos on my floor?
Who has been putting out their coos on my floor?
Who stocked my beer?
Half the show has been like, that's a blah, blah, blah pussy guy.
The other half has been like, in your favorite quotes from Trading Places and Cheech and Chong movies, you just took the most acid I've ever seen anyone take in my entire life.
I hope you're not doing anything for like a month.
I'm not doing anything for a month.
Can I have a bite of your hot dog?
I like when the cop goes up to the car and he's all, so what do you guys want?
We love Up and Smoke.
After this, we're all going to just watch Up and Smoke.
I'm going to do it.
I think it's on Netflix.
Yeah.
Remember the Mormons were going to dress up as Eddie Torres for Halloween once?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
E.T.
Extraterrestrials Eddie Torres.
Extraterrestrials Eddie Torres.
Extraterrestrials Eddie Torres.
Actually, I mentioned him earlier.
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Ben Snake.
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Ben Snake, but dresses like Eddie Torres.
It's a testicle in that book.
All right.
Write down that book because I guess I can listen to this podcast again.
I'm getting that.
That shit's great.
It's good.
It's funny shit.
Oh, man.
This is a lot of fun, man.
You guys got another song you guys are going to play for us?
We're pulling this one out of our ass.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
We love to pull stuff out.
We're pulling this one out of our ass on the More Music Radio pod.
All right, man.
Our buddy Jason's here.
He's not going to talk on mic, but Jason, when we were getting all set up, was like, you know, my favorite song by you guys is Scientist, and you never play it live.
And it's because, well, when we play it live, people look bored, but it's one of my favorite songs that we've ever done.
So we're pulling this one out of our ass.
All right.
Cool, man.
I actually had to remember the lyrics all over again.
I wrote them down on this post-it.
You wrote it down on a post-it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then Mike is going to play a riff to another song completely, just because, you know, we don't remember riffs.
Well, cool, man.
We're going to get another song from Pussy Cow live here on the More Music Radio pod.
Take it away, guys.
All right.
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Eat it.
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provides fulfillment.
Back off, man.
I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorries in the AM.
Book up at noon, fix the linoleum.
Could be the Valley.
It could be Compton.
Bucket near my head is almost still in.
Don't know where I am or where I'm going.
Back off, man.
I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorries in the AM.
Patrick's Day at the Mexican bar.
Cardenas failed to soak up Guinness.
Irish Car Bomb didn't get very far.
Pukol standing up.
I'm a genius.
Back off, man.
I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorries in the AM.
Back off, man.
I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorries in the AM.
Fuck it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Fucking perfect.
Yeah.
All right, everybody.
Yeah, man.
Good job, guys.
That was great.
Pussy Cow live on the More Music Radio Pod.
We're going to take another break, and we'll be back.
That song's about getting drunk and making bad decisions.
Call us up if you want to get drunk and make bad decisions with us.
800-893-9562.
We'll be back on More Music Radio Pod.
Also, there's like a shitload of people here.
We're going to have gangbang phone sex with you.
Call now.
Oh, yeah.
Sounds like a plan.
All right.
We'll be back.
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We're lost due to incompetence.
Completely lost due to incompetence.
Yeah, man.
We like to play a lot of that stuff, man, over here on the MoMusic Radio Pod.
We love Cheech and Chong.
I think the first two CDs I ever owned, CDs, I don't remember the first album I ever bought.
Hey, that's when it gets smooth.
Yeah, that's all.
The first two CDs I ever bought, I think it was like the Sex Pistols' Nevermind the Bullocks and the Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke soundtrack.
Oh, yeah.
Because I thought that was totally Punk's Rocks, man.
Yeah.
I love Punk's Rocks.
I love Punk's Rocks.
Man, and you know what?
That last song we were just...
Was it Instrumentals?
Lost due to incompetence.
I'm like, wow.
That's such a fucking cool fucking jam, dog.
That song's Punk's.
Yeah.
The part where the saxophone comes in all smooth, Punk Rock.
Oh, yeah.
It's like Punk Rock Nights.
I'm going to play this and I'm going to get lots of Punk's points.
Like Baywatch Nights?
Yeah, yeah.
Like Baywatch Nights.
Punk Rock Nights.
It's Cinemax Punk's.
Skin of Punk's.
Yeah, man.
Well, we earned a lot of Punker points tonight, man.
Like in playing some of the stuff that we had.
My mama talk to me But I don't listen to her Because my head is like a seal All right, yeah.
Best acapella fucking Alice Bowie cover band ever.
We got Jeremy chilling on the mic, man.
Hey, what's up?
So now you got people to run the board, man.
You're just, what do you?
Yeah, man.
I'm moving up the corporate ladder, man.
Yeah, man.
You're just hanging out.
Just tightening up his cufflinks and his tie.
It looks like you need a little bit of time to get used to it, though, because you're kind of like, wow.
I'm a little on edge, you know.
I want to make sure everything's going smoothly.
How are we doing so far?
You guys are doing a great job, man.
Yeah, man.
The last couple shows.
Hey, considering that no one in this room knew anything about radio, you know, six months ago, we're doing a good job.
Right.
Except knowing what good radio sounds like.
Yeah, you still don't know what radio sounds like.
I knew about this much.
It's 13 minutes after the hour.
How's their drive time commute?
It's the third shift.
Coming up right now, we have more music.
Thank you, KCRW.
Yeah, thank you, KCRW.
We'll pledge drive.
We'll give you a tote bag.
You guys got tote bags yet?
No, not yet.
All right, man.
All right, well, just get people to give you money.
Well, you guys got the koozies going on.
Yeah, we got koozies.
Yeah, man.
I still have my pussy cow koozie, man.
I thought they were called beer pussies.
They weren't, but they are now.
Yeah, man.
You know, I wear my pussy cow shirt sometimes.
I stop wearing it to work because people kind of get freaked out at the word pussy.
And I'm like, haven't you ever heard of a pussy cat?
You know?
Yeah, like, you know, when I was a kid, it's funny going back to the pussy cow thing.
When I was a kid, I remember that commercial, and I used to run around the house singing pussy cow.
But I was thinking it was a cat with, like, you know, a cow's body or something like that.
That's how I envisioned it when I was younger.
And then I moved away from L.A., and I still had pussy cow in my head, but nobody up there, I was in, like, San Luis Obispo area.
Nobody up there knew what Cal Worthington was, so I was the only one running around like an idiot singing pussy cow all over the fucking place.
But it took me until I was, I was a kid.
I was a kid.
I think 21 or 22 before I found out it was go see Cal.
It's all fucked up with that shit, too, because I'm sure there's, like, people who are, like, in, like, Peoria, Illinois, who are like, you don't know Big Bob and Jim Joe's, you know, smorgasbord commercials?
I think one of the only places that would get the Cal Worthington thing just based on the fact that he has a dealership up there is probably Alaska.
Yeah, he has Alaska.
He has one in Arizona.
Like, it's weird, but, you know, when we came up with the name, like, the height of our idea was success was, like, one day we'll play Kiss or Kill.
Right.
And that happened, like, way fast, and then we were like, fuck, now we're stuck with this.
Which is, like, great whenever you're, like, you know, like, we've hooked up shows for touring bands and stuff like that, and they're like, so, man, thank you for, you know, hooking up this tour.
What's your band name called again?
Pussy Cow.
Okay, well.
But the best, we booked a show for, this dude, he's from Minneapolis.
He's in a band called, well, he was in a band called Pretty Boy Thorson and the Falling.
The New Generation, Jesse.
He was in a band called Pretty Boy Thorson and the Falling Angels, later on, The Slow Death, but, like, I was telling him about it, he was like, and I was like, yeah, man, and we put our album out, all people want to do is talk shit about our shitty band name.
He's like, listen, man, I was in a band once called the Legendary San Diego Chargers.
And he's like, and all our reviews were just like, blah, blah, blah, stupid band name.
And it's like, and he's like, of course it's a stupid band name.
And I think he had to name his band that, like, in a football bet.
Because he's from Minneapolis.
Right.
Pretty Boy Thorson and the Legendary San Diego Chargers.
Was there a Super Bowl that the Chargers beat the Vikings or something?
Something like that.
I don't watch enough to know what it was all about, but, like, he was like, and there I am, putting my heart and soul into these songs.
Everyone's just like, fucking stupid band of Legendary San Diego Chargers.
It made me feel a lot better.
This is awesome.
Well, hey, man, I've been having a great time tonight, man.
I want to thank you guys, Pussy Cow, for coming down.
And fucking knocking the roof crooked off of Skid Row Studios.
Thank you for having us.
Yeah, man, it was a pleasure to have you.
And please come back.
And next time you come back, we'll be at the new place.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
We'll warm it for you.
We'll bring you a nice little plant.
Tell us what you guys are up to.
I mean, I know you guys have some shows coming up.
Yeah, we have several shows.
Next week on October 28th, it's our Halloween show at the Boo Star.
The Blue Star.
Oh.
Just that date, they're going to change the name from the Blue Star to the Boo Star.
Boo!
Did I start that with the...
I think so.
Yeah.
Are you dressing up as Eddie Torres?
No, no, no.
Okay.
We're going...
Our lips are sealed.
Yeah, I don't know.
Should we spoil the surprise?
No, no, no.
Keep it, keep it, keep it.
Save the surprise.
It's always good.
We're doing covers.
It's not a cover set.
We're doing some covers.
Just three.
We're going to be dressed kind of lame, and it'll be fun.
All right, man.
And L.A.
Drugs, it's the dude from the Clorox Girls new band.
He's playing Horror Squad.
They're from Pomona.
Yeah.
And Attila and the Hunks, who...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Attila and the Hunks.
Everybody has cool band names, man, and we chose the Mormons.
Attila and the Hunks are a cover band, but they're, like, the best cover band.
They have a saxophonist.
Every one of their shows has a twist contest.
I bought trophies for costume contest and the twist contest.
Oh, shit.
Like, it's free.
It don't cost shit.
Just show up, eat some burgers, dress up.
What's the guy in the trophy look like?
Is there, like, a special...
Well, I got a bunch of little trophies that just look like cups or whatever, but I got...
Okay, the cup ones?
I thought it was the angel with the wings.
Well, the twist trophy, I got to be honest.
I got it straight up off of Hollywood Boulevard, and it says, World's Best Dancer.
It looks like a fake Oscar.
But, dude, you could win that.
Yeah.
Come down.
And then after that, every Tuesday in November, with the exception of November 1st, we have a residency at the Redwood.
Right.
We haven't booked all the dates yet.
I think I still have November 15th completely open.
Right.
You know, and in fact, you invited the Mormons to come and play with you guys, and we're going to see if we can work that out.
Like I said, we're in a transitional period right now.
We are welcoming back.
We're welcoming back our old bass player and our old friend, Jimmy.
In fact, Saturday, October 22nd, at Alex's bar with Voodoo Glow Skulls is going to be his first show back in three years.
I want to be a rude boy like my dad.
So, yeah, man.
So, I forgot.
I lost my train of thought, man.
I'm drunk now.
Oh, we're just plugging shows.
Oh, okay, yeah.
What else the Mormons got going on besides October 22nd?
You guys got another one, right?
Yeah, so I was saying, yeah, we're actually playing a birthday party, or not a birthday party, a Halloween party over at Patrick's house.
He's going to have like a haunted house and stuff there.
So, we're getting back on track.
We're working on our shit, and we're more than likely going to be able to play.
I'm feeling good about this new situation, you know?
So, I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Sounds fun, yeah.
It sucks like when you're waiting to like book a show and you're waiting for these bands to get back at you, man.
It's like when your parents are like, when are you going to bring over your new girlfriend?
Like, no.
She's not my girlfriend, all right?
The only part that sucked is that like, when I first thought about it, I was like, I got a lot of friends and bands, and like everybody I contacted, and I'm not putting you guys on the spot, but everyone I contacted was like, yeah, man, we're tired.
We're like, we're like November, we're, yeah.
Seriously?
Seriously?
Like, yeah, well, you know, we're recording, or we're, yeah.
We're just coming off tour.
We're just tired.
No, actually, we have a show two months after that, and we don't want to blow that show out, so we got to kind of just hang low.
I want everybody to know we're hanging low because it's hard to fucking keep a band together, man, and we're still, after 13 years, we're still going, so come and see us on Saturday, man.
And look for us for playing with Pussycat, the residency at the Redwood Bar.
We're going to see if we can't work that out, man.
So, hey, so how can guys find you on the internet, or girls, or gals, or old people, or...
www.pussycow.com All right.
I'm really excited.
You guys also got that movie coming out, right?
Pussy Boots?
Puss in Boots.
That's our movie.
Antonio Banderas plays the part of Puss.
Sweet.
Joe Dana played by Antonio Banderas.
The Puss in the Boots.
Don't you know who I am?
I am Desperado.
Desperado.
We're really excited about your shows, but we got a show coming up, too, so we ain't sweating it either.
We're playing Saturday with the Voodoo Glow Skulls.
That's going to be a good show, too, by the way.
Yeah, so...
That's what the Voodoo Glow Skulls told us.
So everybody come and check it out.
You guys are going to be really good.
I said, I know.
Yeah, it was really cool, man.
Those guys are cool.
Those guys know a lot of up and smoke quotes, too.
Yeah, they do.
It's true.
Shoot the moon.
Shoot the moon!
Shoot the moon!
Yeah, we want to thank Voodoo Glow Skulls for inviting us to play.
They're really cool guys, man.
We've always wanted to play with them, and I'll tell you how we got that show.
They were advertising their show in Long Beach, and we just responded to them.
We want in, and they said, fuck it, you're in.
So we got in.
Yeah, every time I try that, they're like, yeah, fuck you.
They're a really horny band.
Yeah, it's because they wanted to have a tushy horse play.
I did that to the Cramps every year that they were still together.
Like, Lux was still alive.
So, I'm your biggest fan in the world.
Would you like tushy horse to open for you?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
But, yeah, tomorrow night, there's the Evil Twins over at the Old Town Pub over in Pasadena.
If you're stuck in the northeast side and you've got nowhere else to go, that's what's going on.
And, shit, I don't really know what's going on this weekend.
Probably watching football and...
Masturbating.
And masturbating.
And Cheech and Chong.
Mm-hmm.
And posting videos on YouTube from the show.
You know what?
I'm going to fuck a beer pussy.
Yes.
A pussy cow, beer pussy cozy.
Oh, wow.
Damn.
It's easy cleanup in those.
And you can throw them in the washer and they're fine.
Yeah, no problem.
They're fine.
It doesn't even smell afterwards.
Yeah.
Just put a little Ariel in the water or whatever you use.
We'll put a little...
But Sunday, if you'd like to go to Seattle, Pete will just be getting home.
Yep.
Pete will be home soon.
And then you can help him bring his bags in.
Yeah.
Boxer party at my place.
Yeah.
And then, you know...
Pete will be drinking some craft beers at Shorty's.
Exactly.
Don't cry for Pete, Seattle.
He'll be back very soon.
Oh, definitely.
You can count raindrops like a sucker.
Well, hey, I want to remind everybody to catch us on the internet.
You can find The Mormons at Facebook slash The Mormons.
We're also twatting on Twitter.
We're twittering, twatting around Twitter slash The Mormons.
And find the More Music Radio pod on Twitter.
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And if you want to email us, we want to get people to give us some comments.
And while you're there, you should donate to skidroad.la.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Where's Tecate's sponsor?
Yeah, that's right.
Before Tecate sponsors us, if you want to go and donate to this wonderful thing that's going on in L.A., I think this is the best internet radio situation going on in L.A.
right now.
Probably the country.
Yeah.
Probably internationally, too.
If you're the best in L.A., then you're the best in the world.
That's right.
That's what they say.
Then what are you going to do?
That's what my granddaddy told me.
What?
Foo?
What are you going to do?
What you going to do, Foo?
What you trying to do?
Foo?
I don't know.
I'm not trying to get the last word in, but I want to thank Jeremy and Sonia for owning the book.
All right.
And Pete.
Thank you, guys.
And Danny and Pussycow and Pat.
Pat?
You guys got the new guy.
Pat was giving good moral support tonight.
Yeah, we got Patrick Jones from The Mormons here.
He's just hanging back in the background.
Those ain't for real, Diamonds.
I want to let everybody know also that we're going to be off for two weeks because Skid Row Studios is moving to the new location, and Jeremy has some business he has to take care of.
And we'll be back, what, November 10th, Jeremy, I think is the next More Music Radio pod?
Yeah, if all goes well, then we'll be back on the air then.
Loading up the shopping cart.
We want a commitment right here, right now on the More Music Radio pod.
Okay, you'll absolutely.
Be on the air on November 10th.
You know what?
And I'm going to come in.
I'm going to help you move the shit on Saturday.
Yeah, we're having a little moving party on Saturday.
We're going to get the shit over there to the new space.
But things are going to be really nice when we get over there.
It's all, like, professional and shit.
Yeah, man.
They have deli trays over there.
Well, we love it here, man.
Thank you, Skid Row Studios.
Thank you, Pussycow, for coming in.
Pussycow, you guys are fucking awesome.
I love you guys, man.
Thank you, Mormon.
Thank you, Mormon.
Thank you, Skid Row.
Thank you, Sonia, for running the board.
Yeah.
Thank you, Dan, for coming in.
Thank you, Pete, for playing in the Mormons and coming in and retelling your story about how you fucked up.
Yeah.
Thank you for rubbing in my face how many shows and CDs and shit that you're putting out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
So, anyway, I guess we're going to sign off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks again to Pussycow, and we will be back on Thursday, November 10th on www.skidrow.la.
Skidrow.la.
You guys will be bad.
Or skidrowstudios.com.
Thank you very much.
This has been the More Music Radio Pod, and good night, everybody.
Good night, everybody.
Later.
Mwah.
Wearing high-heeled sneakers and acting like a queen.
Time to go to sleep.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.