I mean, we got a warm-up for Christmas now. We're going to do the 12 Days of Christmas now. Everybody sign it. Here we go. On the first day at Christmas, my true love gave to me A home job in a pear tree On the second day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Two brass balls and a home job in a pear tree On the third day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Three French ticklers, two brass balls and a home job in a pear tree On the fourth day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Four fine bucks, three French ticklers Two tons of gold And a home job in a pear tree On the fifth day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Five motherfuckers Four fine bucks, three French ticklers, two brass balls and a home job in a pear tree On the seventh day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Six sacks of shit Five sacks of shit Five motherfuckers I know it doesn't sound like you mean it, so everybody sing it at the top of your lungs. Here we go. Five motherfuckers Four hot suckers, three French ticklers, two positive And a home job in a pear tree On the eighth day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven scrotums swinging Six sacks of shit Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Four hot suckers, three French ticklers, two positive And a home job in a pear tree On the ninth day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine Nine Nine Eight gaping assholes Seven scrotums swinging Six crusty sheets Five Five motherfuckers Four hot suckers, three French ticklers, two positive And a home job in a pear tree On the tenth day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine Nine lesbians licking Nine Eight assholes swinging Seven scrotums swinging Six sacks of shit Five motherfuckers All right, let's everybody try it in false. I don't know. Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers More. Five motherfuckers Oh, no, we got a few of you numb nuts doing it normal. Now you gotta act like you're Tiny Tim. Now everybody like a seal. We're all fucking seals now. Here we go. Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Four hot suckers, three French ticklers, two positive And a home job in a pear tree On the last day at Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine Nine Twelve Twelve Fuck you. And now we're at six on the sixth Twelve Twelve hot suck twits, yeah A-wining, testicles tingling Ten nipples tickling, nine lesbians licking Eight assholes winging, seven scrotums swinging Six sacks of shit Five Five motherfuckers Five Five motherfuckers Five Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five motherfuckers Five M biners Five Five Five Five Five Five Five We'll do it live Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles We'll do it live Fuck it It's the More Music Radio Pod Do it live I'll write it and we'll do it live On skidrow.la Fucking thing sucks 5, 4, 3 What's going on everybody It's the More Music Radio Pod And we're having a Christmas party Ho ho Ho ho Happy New Year New Year, everybody. Yeah. We have a special Christmas episode of the More Music Radio Pod with our guest, David Lieberhardt. All right. Yeah. Thank you, Jonathan. Good to see everybody. Merry Christmas to everybody. And you're going to want to put the mic up to your face. We have none other than James Quarrel. All right. Merry Christmas. And Happy New Year. I'm so blessed. I work with James Quarrel. He worked first with me on the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson show from 2000 all the way until it went off the air in 2008. The show was 20 years on for 20 years. And James Quarrel, I helped him get on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Great job. He's a great comedian and a funny guy. I wish he could write some comedy for me. All right. Yeah. All right. We are here with David Lieberhardt and James Quarrel. And Adam Papagan. Papagan. Papagan. Can I just say Papagan? Can I just say? It's all right. These Italian names make me hungry because I had a Sunday school teacher named Al Conicelli. He reminds me of a good cappuccino I want to drink. And Adam Papagan reminds me of good pasta I want to eat. Right. These Italian names. My best friends have been Italian. And I just. They're all ex-Catholics. And he's the only one that hasn't been converted. He's a Christian science teacher and practitioner now. Adam Papagan is the producer of the Dell Talk Show. That's right. And both of you were on episodes of the Dell Talk Show recently. I saw that. But he doesn't want to give me credit, but he was on the Junior Christian Science Show way before there was a Dell Talk Show. Oh, okay. And I think he's a spinoff. That's actually not true. That is true. It is true. My show was on for 20 years. Okay. His show was on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm older than you. My show was on for 20 years. Your parents brought you on my show when you were a little kid. So which would you say is first? Public, which would you say is first? Your show is older, but I was doing the Dell Talk Show before I was on your show. No, but you were on my show way before that. And my show is older. You had a spinoff. Oh, okay. So the Dell Talk Show is a spinoff of the Junior Christian Science Bible lesson. You were on the Dell Talk Show before you were on Tim and Eric. Oh, man. You know what? Let's separate these guys and let's play a couple of Christmas songs. And we're going to come back. And we're going to get into it on the More Music Holiday Christmas Special. All right. Jingle, jingle, jingle. Jingle bells. Jingle bells. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And I want to look him straight in the eye. And I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. The More Music Radio Pod. Broadcasting international. On Skid Row. L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Cause I ain't been nothing but bad. I broke a bed. I hit a frog in my sister's bed. Somebody snitched on me. I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug. I made Tommy eat a bug. Bought some gum for the panty slug. Somebody snitched on me. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Cause I ain't been nothing but bad. I put a tack on Teacher's chair. Somebody snitched on me. I tied a knot in Susie's hair. Somebody snitched on me. I did a dance on Mommy's plants. Climbed a tree and tore my pants. Filled that sugar bowl with ants. Somebody snitched on me. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Cause I ain't been nothing but bad. Music I skinned my next door neighbor's cat. But somebody snitched on me. Held up his mother and his dad. But somebody snitched on me. Turned his brother onto crack. Fucked his sister up the ass. Then I shot him in the back. But somebody snitched on me. Fuck! I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Cause I ain't been nothing but bad. So you'd better be good whatever you do Cause if you're bad I'm warning you You'll get nothing! Nothing! You'll get nothing! Nothing! You'll get nothing for Christmas! You'll get nothing for Christmas! What day! You'll get nothing for Christmas! What day! You'll get nothing for Christmas! What day! You'll get nothing for Christmas! We all got nothing for Christmas. All got nothing for Christmas. All got nothing for Christmas. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Prospero año y felicidad. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Prospero año y felicidad. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año y felicidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año y felicidad I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año y felicidad I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año y felicidad There's Kai once again. And yeah, let's go. Here's anything to the More Music Radio Pod. Beautiful. God. Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking K. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney night, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. You're goofy. Don't piss me off, Art. Clark, it's over. Not according to Santa's watch, it isn't. Now, come on, son. Stay out of this, Dad. Clark, I think it's best if everyone just goes home before things get worse. Worse? How could they get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell. Yeah, welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod Christmas special. All right. David Lieberhardt and James Quall. All right, so when we left you last, Adam Papagan and David Lieberhardt were fighting. Papagan. Papagan. Papagan. Papagan. Sorry. My name always makes me hungry. It reminds me of a... Pasta I'd like to eat. Yeah. Yeah, he's Italian. I love his name. It's a nice... It's a tasty. So, hey, guys, it's Christmas time here at Skid Row Studios, and we're very happy to have you here. Well, I'm great to be here, and I like Adam Papagan's name. It's a nice... It makes me want to have a nice... A nice pasta. Right. I mentioned that. Pasta. And what I want Santa Claus to bring me for Christmas is a single blonde girl to make up for the girl I lost. Her name's Sonia. Rude. I want to be beautiful. She wasn't in the apartment, was she? No, my apartment on Fetch and I was... I need your help, fans. So tell us what happened. Your apartment caught fire, right, David? Yeah, my apartment caught fire, and it's very upsetting. I kept on telling the landlady she need to get the stove fixed because I was smelling gas in the apartment. And normally she fixed things right away, but she didn't, and the neighbor downstairs wrote a note, and we slept it under the door that there was electrical problems as well. And so lo and behold, I came from working as a street musician at the music center, and the smoke was so bad I couldn't see in it. It was like smog. And I called the fire department, and they sprayed it out. So you got home, and it was still on fire? Yeah, I was frightened. It scared me half to death. Did you see flames? I didn't see any flames. It was just the smoke. So it was just smoking the whole time, right? It was just smoke. Couldn't see anything. The fire department put it out, and the landlady blamed it on the microwave. I didn't have the microwave on at all. And the microwave was right next to the stove, so they both got... But the good thing is... Is your house haunted? Because maybe you have an upset spirit, and it's burning up your kitchen. No. Like turning on the stove when you're not home and trying to burn it. There's nothing like that. No, my dad came to visit me. That died. That died. And I experienced him as a ghost. Oh, really? Well... Did he look the same, or how'd you recognize him? Well, I was... This is... I was... Was this during the fire? He came during the fire? No. He came... This was years ago. Years ago. I've heard this story like eight years ago. Adam, you've probably heard like all of these stories probably like a hundred times over. I have, but he's always telling new stories. That's the thing about David. He's like, you know in Dungeons & Dragons, they have those die with like a million different sides? I would say he's more refined. Adam had a beautiful girlfriend that looked like Julie Garland, and I can't understand why he dumped her. He said he dumped her because she wasn't into punk rock music, but she was hot. I still have the hots for his ex-girlfriend. Well, I mean, she's single now. I mean, do you think you want to try to make him move for her? I'll put in a good word for you. I wouldn't... Yeah, Adam knows her, so he can probably hook you up. Okay. Well, you know, but anyway... Bros before hoes. Oh, yeah. Yes. But anyway, that's a good one. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of that. That's cool. He just made that up. That's cool. You like that one? I just thought of that. All right, so your house caught on fire, and James Quall, who is sitting here right now, he's your neighbor. So, James, what was going on? I mean, did you know that David Lieberhardt's house was on fire? What? Well, first I heard some shouting. I was in the apartment at the time. Who was shouting? Susan? No, actually some lady. Oh, because usually she shouts a lot at you. Oh. Well, no. The elevator was working. Oh, okay. No, I'm talking about somebody out in the hall. My wife was in the apartment, and some lady out in the hall was shouting something at somebody. And then after a while, there was a whole lot more noise. Well, eventually, I figured there was something I had to take out to the dumpster or something. Okay. So that's how I ended up going. I went out of the apartment and into the hall, and wouldn't you know, here are all these firemen there. Oh, okay. Here are all those firemen out in the hall. All sweaty and strong. Wait, could you tell that part a little slower? Well, the thing is, I was just shocked because I had to clean up a big mess, and I told the landlady. What's her landlady? Irene. I told Irene. Oh, yeah. The apartment manager's name is Miss Irene. Irene Stupuriana, and she's from Lithuania. Okay. And I told this beautiful, I told the manager to fix my darn stove. I even wrote notes and put it under the door because I was smelling. Were any of your albums damaged? Well, what got damaged was all my, the cabinet that was next to the stove got devastated. I lost a couple of my model trains in there. And I lost my dinosaurs in there. Oh, wow. My plastic dinosaurs. Is there anything that actually burned or was it just a big old smoke out? It was that. Like an old fashioned smoke out. He's Christian Science. Okay. On top of old Smokey was in that apartment. Oh! It was bad! And everything, I'm grateful to God the firemen came when they did because the, it wasn't, I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I had a good experience. I found out two months ago, the VA told me I was a diabetic. Oh, wow. That's why you're drinking diet. And so I didn't touch anything in my refrigerator. I gave a lot of the food to the homeless people in the neighborhood because I was afraid to eat anything. And I didn't even cook anything in my microwave or anything. And after I was told that two months ago, and so I didn't touch anything in my refrigerator or my stove. I just took the food down to homeless people on the street that I feed on Vermont. And lo and behold, I know it was the stove. And if the landlady would have had that stove turned off, next time I'm going to call the gas company when I smell gas. That's what the fire department told me to do. So now, before I leave my apartment, just to play it safe, I unplug everything. I... Um... All my old electronic stuff. Everything's unplugged. I... Well, what I did is all the granny electronic stuff, I threw out on the street. Oh, okay. To play it safe. I threw my heater out. I threw my... Did it work? All that stuff worked? No, but... A lot of people scored on all your stuff because you freaked out. And then Adam told me and everybody told me not to eat any of the food that was covered with smoke. Right. So I took the food... You didn't know that? Like, do you have to... He had to tell you that or... So what I did is... Well, because, Adam, you told me that everything is covered in soot, right? Yeah. The walls, the ceiling is black. The puppets are covered in soot. Whoa, your puppets are... Not all of them, but some of them. What puppets are damaged? My white puppets now look like black people. Oh, now they look like Chip the Black Boy's relatives. Yeah, they do. Like my beautiful llama dog. You know, honestly, I wouldn't notice because I don't really see color. Well, I'm glad you're liberal. They look all the same to me. Right. We're all pink inside. I would like you to tell that to the racists that are... Oh, I want to tell you, Paul Darian, who's a member of 36 Church of Christ scientists... You have a lot of problems with that church. You even made a song about it. Yeah, well, Paul Darian, who is a member of 36 Church of Christ scientists, when Nick Gibbs and several Christian scientists, since he had a big pickup truck, asked him to help me with the, you know, clean out the apartment. Mm-hmm. And he said to me, Merry Christmas. I'm not going to help an N move any stuff. He told you that? Yes, he did. Wow. Did he really say that? He really said it. Did he use your interpretation? And then, you know, he's supposed to be a Christian. What did you say? So what did he say? Wow. What do you mean N? That's really confusing because he didn't wish you a Merry Christmas. What does N mean? No, he wished me a racist Christmas. Wow. He wished me a racist Christmas. And Paul Darian works in the Christian Science Reading Room. Maybe he was just wishing you a white Christmas. No. No. We know it. We know it. And white people say that. We know what they mean. They're like, oh, my favorite song, my favorite Christmas song is white Christmas. White Christmas. White Christmas. Yeah. There you go. But anyway, the church called me up and apologized on their behalf. The clerk of the 36th Church of Christ Scientist in Studio City says, yes, we all know Paul Darian has a racist problem. Oh, okay. And we're sorry and we apologize. But we are going to replace your Bible in science and health. You want us to go down there and kick his ass? No. No, it's his problem, man. That's right. Let's forgive him. Let's forgive him. Sorry. Let's forgive him. Jesus. Sorry, guys. What's that tune that we're hearing now? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know. Oh, my God. Is there anybody that you would like beat up? No. No? Is that your new phone? No, no, no. That's my phone. I don't. Christmas, we got to be obedient to Jesus. All right. Christmas is the time to forgive. Okay. Okay. You know, Christmas. I don't. You know, Jesus says, forgive them for they know not what to do. I got to walk to talk. I got to walk to talk. So you were saying for Christmas you wanted a beautiful white woman, but it'd be cool if she had a place for you to stay. She has to have a big ass, though. Because of the fire. Well, I'm still. Where are you going, James? Oh, you're getting more pizza. Okay. I still could have my apartment. I had, the manager put me up in an apartment upstairs. Oh, okay. It was unclean and dirty. But it didn't have soot over everything, right? No, it didn't. Okay. So that's better. It's a step up. But I aired out the apartment. Um, um, I, um. I was worried about you because you can get sick if you're breathing in all that soot. Well, I opened the door and the refrigerator. It's still pretty bad in there, though. No, you haven't been in there recently. I was there yesterday. You weren't in there recently. It's been aired out. It's pretty bad? No, it's not as bad as he thinks it is. I washed the walls, allowed the walls down. You didn't tell how. Now you didn't tell how I cleaned this stuff. You didn't tell how I cleaned out the, you know. Come on. David didn't clean out. He cleaned out the kitchen. You can pull it, too, if you want to look towards Adam. I pulled the, I cleaned the kitchen out. And he did a very good job. I cleaned out, I threw out all the burnt stuff, cleaned out the kitchen, mopped the floor, all the broken glass. Washed the walls. Washed the walls. Hey, Adam, you were telling me he didn't want to, like, clean anything. He just wanted to just. I didn't say that. Isn't that what you told me? No. I work, you know, I don't want to, because the landlady, the owner. Who would want to clean something? The landlady, the landlady's manager, who's Romanian. Lithuanian. Lithuanian. She's Armenian. Her boss is Armenian. Armenian. Armenian. Armenian. They don't like when you say Armenian. The Armenians come from the Ukrainian race. Yeah, it's Armenian. And the Germans come from the Ukrainian race. Armenian. But anyway, the Armenian manager. Hey, fuck you, bro. The Armenian manager came by the following day and she says, I'm giving you a week to clean this apartment or you're going to get, or we're going to kick you out. So I worked diligently to throw out all the stuff so she could repaint it. Your landlady sounds like a bitch. She is. She is? Well, she is. She's beautiful, but I, she talks with a mean voice, but I know there's a sweet kitty cat in her. Would you have sex with her? Well, she does. She, she told me she's not interested, but I think she's cute. Oh, you already hit her up. I told you she's very attractive. She says, I've known you for 15 years. I've been your apartment manager in the past for 15 years. Hey, you know what? You just get a, just get a bottle of wine, you know, give her a bottle. He doesn't drink. He's Christian science. I don't drink because I'm Christian science. He doesn't have to be. He's already like on a, on a, on another level, you know? So it's like, you just give her the wine. My mother used to be a unity minister and the unity is a spinoff of Christian science, like religious sciences. You're very animated to me. It's like the Jeffersons or spinoff from all in the family. So my sister told me, my sister said, you know, since your mother used to be a unity minister with Johnny Coleman and why don't you ask unity to help you? And unity said, no way, Jose, we're not helping you out with a thing, but we'll pray for your inner peace. We'll pray for your inner success, but we won't help you out with a penny. They didn't call you out? They didn't call you in, right? No, they were a little bit nicer. They're the, they're, uh, they're, they're the spinoffs from Christian science. Or Ernest Holmes too. They, he studied. So everything's okay. You're getting back to normal. I'm getting back to normal, but I need fans to send donations because I need to replace my, my silverware. He's like Rush Hemball. He's pounding the dust. Now the good thing is I've got to give credit where credit's due. Okay. John C. Reilly is a superhero. Yeah, he is. You know what he did for me? I can tell by looking at him. You know what he did for me? You know what he did for me? What did he do? He gave me a hundred dollars to help me pay for the parking. That's it? A hundred dollars? That's it? You know this guy's rich. He's better than nothing. John C. Reilly is rich and I know he's Dr. Steve Brule and that's cool. John C. Reilly could give you at least a grand. You know what I mean? And I'm going to tell you why I'm grateful for what I can get. I guess, yeah. I'm the one that's bitching. Tim and Eric, Tim and Eric bought me a new toaster. You know, I ran into John, to John, uh, John C. Reilly at a, at a play. Actually, I was playing drums in an orchestra. I was playing drums in an orchestra. And, like, we just freaked each other out. I was coming out of the bathroom and he was walking into the bathroom and we just looked at each other weird. He's part Omega and he's part Irish. That's why. He's part Omega and he's part Irish. Can you tell what type of extraterrestrial I'm part? Well, I don't know about this. I know Spanish people are part African. I think we're all sensitive artists. I'm not Spanish, though. Extraterrestrials. Chicano. Well, Spanish. What about Italians? Wait a minute. Uh-oh, here we go. Wait a minute. The Omegans taught the bias. Oh, you were right. I hate that. I shouldn't have known that. And they interpreted it with them. And a lot of Latinos are part Irish. Oh, okay. And so. Okay, okay. You got the Omegans. You got me. You got me, man. You got me. Hey, so what's it like living with James in the same building? I had a beautiful Latino woman talking about Spanish. You're very. I'd like to date the rainbow of women like 31 players. You're very horny. I haven't had sex since 1994. Right. And Laurent the Corinthian wouldn't let me have sex. Laurent the Corinthian says. He says that he doesn't want you. Sex is wrong out of marriage. He doesn't even want you jacking off. He doesn't want me to do any of that. He feels wrong. This guy is uptight. Love that guy. Does this guy have a woman? Yes, he does. So he's getting pussy. Is this guy a person or an alien? And he's not even letting you jack off. I'll tell you. You should tell him not to hit the pussy for a couple months and see how that feels. Well, you could tell that to him. I have his phone number. I'll bring it next time. You ever think about being a liar? Let's call him. Let's do the Laurent song. You want to do the Laurent song later? No, we can do. Okay. Okay. I wrote a song. I mean, I want to do a song dedicated to my ex-Sunday school, my ex-music teacher. And he wrote a Merry Christmas song. And he was in, and his name was Bill Provost. And he would let me come to Unity Village and give me free piano lessons and voice lessons. What a nice guy. And he wrote a Christmas carol. He's dead now, but his spirit lives in me. He's making love to his spirit. Hey, David, what could you tell me about my man, James Quall here? You've known him for a long time. Oh, James Quall. Well, he's a great, funny comedian. He's a pickle-tickle comedian. And he has a wife that looks like Alvira from Tiny Toons. Oh, he's got this cute little wife named Susan Ucube. You were the best man at their wedding. I was the best man at their wedding. But I was so disappointed Susan Ucube didn't come because she reminds me of those. I can see why he likes her because she reminds me of those hostess Twinkies. Yeah. He's so sweet. Your wife is so sweet. You guys should do a three-way or something. No? You're not down for that, right? No, no, no. James doesn't like that. Well, you still have a beautiful wife. Well, he's just complimenting you, James. You know, it's like you do have a beautiful woman. Oh, yes. She's so much like Alvira from Tiny Toons. Oh, I can't deny that. You're probably used to, like, a lot of guys just hitting on her and stuff. Oh. But you got, I mean, you have the self-esteem to stand there. Oh. Well, yes. Every fellow in town sees how fortunate I am. Right. You're getting that. You're hitting that every night, right? James, can you tell us about your thoughts on David Liebelhardt? You've known him for just as long as you've known each other. You're very quiet tonight, James. Are you okay? Oh, yes, yes, yes. What are you doing? You're pouring some Sprite right now. You like Sprite. You're lucky you can have Sprite. I can't have any of that sweet stuff anymore. Because you were diagnosed with diabetes? Diabetes. I know. That's what the VA says. So I have to, you know, I have to hold off on all the sweets. And, you know, I love pumpkin pie. When I was in the Navy, I made pumpkin milkshake. I was the first to make pumpkin milkshake, and Jack in the Box stole it from me. Are you serious? Yes. How'd you do that? I sent that recipe to them back in the 70s, and they said the recipe would never work. Then I sent to International House of Pancakes, pumpkin and sweet potato pancakes, and pumpkin ice cream with 31 flavors. They said it would never work. And they sent me. They said it would never work. It would never work. And then they stole the idea from me. Never. They stole the idea from me. Pumpkin and a milkshake? It'll never work. They stole it from me. A lot of people steal your ideas, but maybe it's because they're tapped into your brainwaves. I wrote a song called They Stole My Winky Dow and Made Her a Baby Dow. What? I used to, this world. How many songs do you have? Like, what's the number? I wrote millions and thousands of songs. I wrote words and music way before I met him. Wow. Can I do a song? I haven't had sex since 1994. Yeah. You know what? Why don't we play? I want to play another couple songs because when I get back, I want to. What did you play the three ones that I have before the play? James and David should talk about their different sexual experiences. Right. Like, I want to hear more. I want to hear more from James, you know, because he's there enjoying his Sprite and stuff. All right. And he is married. Have you had a wife? I think you got, did you get a little offended because everybody's hitting on your wife? He told me his wife had not had sexual intercourse with him together. Really? You guys haven't had sexual intercourse yet? Well, my wife doesn't want me saying anything. Anything about anything we're doing. No, she's not even listening. No one's going to even listen to this. The second year you were married, she told me. Well, my wife told me that I shouldn't be telling you anything. Really? When you told me you hadn't had sex with her, remember? And I said, what a waste, man. If I was married, man, I'd be banging that balloon. Oh, wow. You are a lucky man, James. Let's see what you're missing out on. What my wife keeps telling me is that I shouldn't be telling anybody else anything. Why? Why is that? You got to be honest and open in the More Music Radio pod. You're my best friend. You can say anything you want here. We're all friends. We're all safe. If she doesn't want me telling anybody else anything, then what she wants, she gets. Well, I'll tell you. If I had a beautiful woman like that, man, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be. You'd be hitting it. I'd be hitting that balloon until it popped. And you wonder why you're single. Yeah. I haven't had sex since 1994. Y'all let me sing that song. It doesn't have to be a negative thing. Just like the different, your different experiences. It doesn't have to be sexual, you know. Can I, let me know if I can sing that song, I haven't had sex since 1994. I will let you know when you can sing it. And then I want to, I want to sing a Christmas carol. Okay, and go. Right now? I'm just kidding. No, just kidding. No, no. That's a false alarm. Let's not get started on that yet. False alarm. You know what? Let's, I want to talk a little bit more with James Kuo when we get back. Because I want to know what it's like living in the same building as James. David Lieberhardt. Okay. And everybody remember, it's Christmas time and this is for baby Jesus. And everybody clap for baby Jesus. And we all can make some donations. And we all can make some donations. It came out. And then. Tell us what you want on your pizza. 33 years later, they hung him, they put nails in him and they hung him. Oh, that's gross. And they assassinated him. It was a political figure. Well, you know. Christmas story. It's good though. That's true. All right. That's disgusting. Let's say some stuff for the Easter. And the pilgrims gave the Indians. That's Easter, I'm sorry. That's Easter, I'm sorry. That's Easter, I'm sorry. That's Easter, I'm sorry. And the pilgrims gave the Indians smallpox blankets. All right. Very good. These are all great holidays. So we're going to play another couple more songs. And when we get back, we're going to talk more with James Quall and David Lieberhardt on the More Music Radio Pod. Guys, quit dragging your feet. Come on. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Up. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Get him out of here! Come on, kid! Ho! Ho! Ho! Come on! Come on up, come on up. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. And what's your name, little boy? Hey, kid, hurry up. The store's closing. Come on. Listen, little boy, we've got a lot of people waiting here, so get going. What do you want for Christmas, little boy? My mind had gone blank. Frantically, I tried to remember what it was I wanted. I was blowing it, blowing it. Come on, kid. How about a nice football? Football, football. What's a football? Without conscious will, my voice squeaked out. Football. Okay, get him out of here. A football? Oh, no. What was I... What was I doing? Wake up, stupid. Wake up. No. No, no, I want an official red-eyed or carbonite. Shoot you in the chair. Raise my leg rifle. You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. No! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! The Morgue Music Radiopod! It's Alvin. Alvin! Okay! Christmas, Christmas, time is near. Time for toys and time for cheer. We've been good, but we can't last. Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast. Want a plane that moves the loo. Me, I want a hula hoop. We can hardly stand the wait. Please, Christmas, don't be late. Okay, fellas, get ready. That was very good, Simon. Naturally. Very good, Theodore. Alvin, you were a little flat. Watch it. Alvin. Alvin. Alvin! Okay. Want a plane? That moves the loo. I still want a hula hoop. We can hardly stand the wait. Please, Christmas, don't be late. We can hardly stand the wait. Please, Christmas, don't be late. Very good, boys. Let's sing it again. Yeah. No, that's enough. Let's not overdo it. What do you mean, overdo it? We want to sing it again. Now, wait a minute, boys. Yeah, cut it. Why can't we sing it again? Alvin, cut that song for the wait. We want to hear it on the piano. Just a minute. Simon, we want to hear it on the piano. Don't despair just because it's Christmas. Children there are so gay at Christmas. All the children on the street Hope they get something good to eat But for me, it's not so great Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Hi, this is Dino Samitopoulos. Please call into the More Music Radio pod at 1-800-893-956. 2-More Music Radio pod. You could edit that, right? Yeah, cool. Thanks. But keep the you could edit that right. Ha, ha, ha. Deck the hall with power and glory Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra Tis the season to be Enjoyed with joy Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra No, no, no, no. Not... Sing like this. Try again. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Sing something else. Sing like that. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Kitchen, bring food for customers. Oh, yeah. Yes, it's a beautiful duck. Yes, it really is. It's a... But you see... Kevin! What? It's smiling at me. Okay? Beautiful. Yeah, yes. That Christmas would live in our memories as the Christmas when we were introduced to Chinese turkey. Always right with the world. Malek, helik, he maka. Yeah, welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod Christmas Special. All right. We have David Lieberhardt and James Quall. Dr. Shannas, my German relatives would say, let James Quall tell the story about us. I'm the Elvin and the Chipmunks! All right. You wanted... You're like chomping at the bit to have an Elvin and the Chipmunks story. I hear this! Tells a great... Here's a great Elvin and the Chipmunks joke! Now tell it, James! Is that your chipmunk voice? That's my chipmunk voice! I like it! That's Mickey Chipmunk. Is it a girl chipmunk? Mickey the Chipmunk! It's a guy chipmunk! He's not gay! He's straight! He likes coke! He likes real things! He likes women! All right. He sounded like a girl chipmunk though. He sounded a little different. You tell the chipmunk! You know, I have a little bit of Erple in me. Everybody says I look like Erple, but I'm not! Erple? Erple from Family Guy. Oh, okay. Now tell the chipmunk joke, James Qualls! You know, that one fellow sounds a bit familiar that we've been listening to just now there. Anyway, okay. I guess what he means is there's a picture that must be about all these people being concerning themselves. So much with computers these days, it's Chipwrecked. Ah! And we have a caller on the air! All right. You know what? We have a caller on the More Music Radio pod. Caller, you are on the air with David Lieberhardt and James Qualls! Who is this? Hello, Mr. Lieberhardt and Mr. Qualls. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, sir! Happy... Merry Christmas. Uh-oh. What's up? What's your name again? My name is Brad. Oh, Brad. Oh, Brad. Oh, Brad. All right. Brad's calling in again. I hear a slump buster on the phone. Brad calls in every couple episodes and he will call in. Yeah. And so there's one thing about Brad when he calls in. He always wants to do something. Brad, take it away. Brad, what do you want to do? You sound like you're really happy. I love your voice. You seem like you're really turned on. So, 1994, David. That's what's happening, Brad. I was wondering if you guys wouldn't mind a little... binicords over the telephone. I don't have sex out of marriage. I'm a strict Christian scientist. But when I get married... You know you would have sex out of marriage! Luckily, this podcast goes straight out to Nevada! But when I get married, I'm going to have a good time! We can marry you right now! I can't! I'm... I can't say that I ever thought a telephone was that attractive! But when I get married, my goodness! I'm going to party a feast of sex! You're going to shoot a huge load, right? I'm going to have a lot of whipped cream on that jello pudding for that woman that wants to marry me. Marry me. I'll stay all the way. As Lou Costello would have put it, a telephone don't even appeal to me. Yes. Yeah, awesome. Things like, you know, James, you're married. You know, David, you have to be married. What are your views on phone sex with a guy over the phone? Who cares? I don't know. I've already done it. That's your views? Well, I like coke. I like the real thing. I like women, but I'm not, you know. Do consulting. I'm just going to talk. I'll just beat off in the background. That's what he does. I can't concern myself with whatever everybody. I can't concern myself with anybody he does. I never even remember that people do things like that. The thing is, Brad, just beating around the bush. Getting off right now, he wouldn't know it. Or he's still, like, getting off to her voices. That's kind of the thing. Oh, well. You know, Brad, you should understand. Brad's going to have sex with you whether you like it or not. He's going to be ripping us over the bones. I mean, it's up to you. I know. I know. This is going to happen how it happened. It ain't going to happen, amigo. I like coke. I like the real thing. He's going to read us. You know, Mexican coke has real sugar in it. They use the cane sugar. I guess I'll just lay in my bed. I'll be a big brother to you. I'll be a big brother with you. I'll do sports with you. And we can go. We can go to the Christian Science Church and Reading Room together and learn spirituality. Go to spirituality.com and you can have the best sex growing mentally better. I bet you if you take Brad to where you're talking about, he's going to take his dick out. And he's going to start whipping it. No, they won't allow that there. Do you guys know what's white and falls from the sky? What's white and falls from the sky? No. The coming of the Lord. That's a bad joke. I thought. I thought it was a shooting star. I thought it was a shooting star. Oh, oh, oh. Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah. Now, you guys aren't doing a good job in turning Brad on, so. Well, you know, Brad, the best way I can turn you on is I used to date a beautiful girl named Sonia Rude. What did you used to do to her? Well, we can't talk about that. She. Did you ever lick it? You know what I mean? No. Never lick the jar? She was just a beautiful white rose that grew in my garden. And I wish. I wish the gardener, Mark Rossbach, didn't pull her off. Why don't you take us through, you know, some of the stuff that you used to do with Sonia Rude? That way Brad can get hard and jack off. Sonia Rude was the lyrics and I was the music. And we just made a good combination. That was a good, clean, spiritual, lupern song. Mm-hmm. Lupercant? Spiritual? No. No, we didn't have. Shit, no. It was just a good spiritual song. You know, if you want to get high on, you should get into spirituality. Learn to love your inner soul. Love yourself. And when you rule your mind, you rule your world. Your inner self, you love yourself. And you'll say that sex is the dessert of a relationship. The meat and the tae is that the relationship is the responsibility, the care of that person, and that loyalty to that person. Oh, how beautiful. That was the speech David gave at James and Susan's wedding. Oh, really? Do you remember that speech? You know, when I was in the Navy. Fantastic feeling. You know, you just, you'd save that for when you get married, and then let that wife enjoy that beautiful, beautiful thing. That sex is sweeter when you let it ripe when you get married. Save that sex when you get married. All right. And then when you get married, and you can give it to that wife, and it's been ordained when you're married, and you'll enjoy the sex better with that female. Oh, that's beautiful. That may or may not be true. I haven't had sex. Oh, he's shazammed already. I haven't had sex since 1994. You see, Brad says, Brad says, Brad says shazam when he shoots his load, and he already says shazam. Yeah, we didn't notice it. It's fine. He probably shot one of those loads where it's just like, it didn't even feel that good, but it's just saying, ah, some juice shot. Save it for marriage. You know, Brad, you should listen to spirituality.com on your computer. All right. And you can get spiritually enlightened. Get off spiritually. Get off spiritually. That's right. So, David, like, okay, so let's say you're married. You found a beautiful woman. You're married, and you're ready to do the deed. What's the first thing you do with your woman? Well, I tell you, well, well, it's... And come on, let's be honest. Come on, we're all adults here. Well, okay. This is what this show is about. You're older than me. Okay, I am. I'm an oldie but goodie in the 50s. Well, I serenade her, and I sing beautiful love songs to her. And then I peel her like a banana, and then I lick her like a lollipop. Where would you lick? Well, I love to lick that vagina. Oh, okay. All right. And those beautiful pyramid tits. And then I love to kiss, tongue kiss that beautiful lip. And, you know, and... You're going to tongue the brown eye, too? Oh, boy. When I was married to Bridget Footman, man, I tell you. What were some of the stuff that you would get into? What did she like you to do to her? Well, she's divorced from me. She left me for a younger guy, unfortunately. Really? Yeah, she was... I got dumped for a younger model. But anyway... That's all right. But God has somebody better in store for me. That's true. I haven't had sex since 1994, and I wrote a song about it. Let me know when you want me to sing it. And I wrote the words and music to this one. Adam had nothing to do with this one. Ready, set, go. All right, go for it. Let's just have it. I haven't had sex since 1994. Someday I hope I meet a beautiful woman. I will sing it. I will sing it. I will sing it. I will sing it. I will sing it. We need your background sounds. All strong. Oh, yes. A white woman to go on. I haven't had sex since 1994. Haven't had sex since 1994. Sometimes I meet a pretty woman, I can score. She's got to be right for me. She can't run with no good guy, you see. She can only date and be with me. Oh, haven't had sex since 1994. 1994. Someday I hope I can score all the more. I want a beautiful blonde girl that can be in my world. Or a beautiful chocolate girl that's black and beautiful. Oh, I haven't had sex since 1994. Someday I know we the pretty girl I can score. I'm going to meet a beautiful woman all the more. I haven't had sex since 1994. Words and music by David Labohart. Who's that? Me. All of me. Oh, one place I would recommend as a good place to look around is Malibu. Oh, really? Have you been out in Malibu? No, I haven't. Tell me about it, James. Tell me somewhere about Malibu. Well, Malibu. See, the main reason I wanted to come out here is because there's Malibu out here. Oh, I love Malibu. I wanted to come out here. I wanted to see that place ever since 1965 when Beach Blanket Bingo was released. That's right. Malibu is one of my favorite gladiators. I love it. Malibu. Malibu. There's a place. Remember American Gladius? There's a great place for looking around. Malibu. All right. They got rid of all the nude beaches. They used to have a good nude beach in Malibu called Dark Beach, but they got rid of it. He's going to make a song called Malibu. David, have you and James partied together? Like, you guys go out? Well, we used to until he got married to Elmer. Oh, Elvira. Oh, I. Now that he's married to Elvira, he doesn't come over and visit me anymore. Oh, wow. You guys are in the same place, though. Yeah, yeah. I invite him. You can make friends. He's so busy talking to Elvira, he hangs up the phone when I call. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yes. Well. So, James, it's the holiday season. Holiday season, yes. And it's Christmas time. Do you have a Christmas song that you want to sing? Is there anything like that? No. Actually, the routine I. Take that. Okay. Well, fuck it. Okay. I've got an. I have an impressions routine. Okay. Go for it. I had figured that back in 1963, there might have been a motion picture version of a Christmas carol starring Mr. Boris Karloff. He was at the height of his popularity back in 1963. And I figure that not only would there have been that motion picture. But then there was a lot of the same people who would have worked on the motion picture would have also gotten back together for a radio drama version of Charles Dickens is a Christmas carol. This is a big setup. It would be hosted by Alfred Hitchcock. Okay. Here we go. All right. Good evening. Tonight's story is a Christmas carol in prose. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. nephew Fred. Uncle, nephew, keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it in mine. Keep it, but you don't keep it. Let me leave it alone then. Bob Hope as Bob Cratchit. Merry Christmas, Fred. There's another fellow, my Clark, with 15 shillings a week and a wife and family talking about a merry Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam. John Carradine as Marley's ghost. In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley. Peter Laurie as the ghost of Christmas past. I am the ghost of Christmas past. Long past? No, your past. Vincent Price as the ghost of Christmas present. I am the ghost of Christmas present. You have never seen the like of me before. Never. And apparently my luck has finally run out. And some child actor, as Tiny Tim. God bless us, everyone. Keith Coogan as Tiny Tim. And after the ghost of Christmas yet to come would take Scrooge to a churchyard to show him that it's later than he thought, Scrooge would be relieved to see that he is once again in his own house on Christmas Day. After doing a few good deeds to literally save his soul, he would visit his nephew. The next day, in his office, he would tell his clerk, Bob Cratchit, that he is going to raise his salary. A merry Christmas, Bob. A merry Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, that I've given you in many a year. Then the narrator would tell everyone just how good a man Scrooge would become. And it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well if anyone alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us. And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless us, everyone. Woo! Alright! I feel like I just watched it. It was like the polar expression. It just like busts through our studio right now. Remember when you used to do the voices on the Junior Christian Science Bible Show? I remember that, yes. It's too bad the city of Longhorn, Los Angeles, got rid of public access. James Paul used to... But you can still see us on YouTube. Adam Papagian put all the shows on YouCube. Thank you. YouCube. You're welcome, David. Fortunately, the Dell Talk show got through lately. But I want to see Adam Papagian and I are going to do a new children's show with my puppets that's not going to have a religious taste to it. A secular. A secular puppet show. That's what we want to do. You should make a puppet show where they date and they fuck. I can't do that. I'll get in trouble with the Christian Science Church. No, a secular puppet show. As my grandmother Schroeder would say, you get me in a heap of trouble, young'un. You don't want to do that. You know what I think we should call our puppet show? The secular one? The Junior Lesson Program. There you go. Do you like it? Yeah, that's cool. It takes out all the Christian aspect of it. Okay, that's cool. The Junior Lesson Program. You like that one? Yeah. Teach the kids to stay in school and say no to drugs. Teach the kids to be honest. More rings that way. You can go more places. David and James, how did you guys meet? James moved in the apartment building and I asked him to host the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show and that was back in 2000 and we became good friends after that. Just like our Carney and Jackie Gleason. We've been friends. He's such a talented comedian and he's such a talented writer and songwriter. He liked me, James Squall, until I introduced him to Tim and Eric and helped him get on the Tim and Eric Oscar. You love James. I like James like the older brother I never had. He's a cool guy. And we both spent time in Wisconsin. The thing I like about Wisconsin is the trains. The Chicago North Shore, Milwaukee Railroad was my first love train girlfriend love. You wrote a song about it. The Chicago Railroad long, long time ago. The fact is the fact is the fact is the fact is I like that one. Yeah. Well, anyway, it was a wonderful railroad. It ran on the Chicago L Loop, the CTA, and then it branched off and went on its own tracks to Des Plaines, which is now the yellow line that the CTA uses, and it went all the way to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. But the Chicago Northwestern, which is now Union Pacific, and Milwaukee Road, which is now the Sioux Line, got jealous jelly, and they bought it out and lied and said it went out for a lack of money when it didn't go out for a lack of money. Green jealousy. Yeah, jealous jealousy. And then when the Union Pacific— Delicious marmalade. And it's called Chicago politics. And then they lied and said that the Chicago Roaring and Elgin went out of business, but Mayer did. Now, my dad was—my great-grandfather was a 30-degree Mason and from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I love the Masons, and they do a lot of good things. But— You don't want to fuck with the Masons. No, my great-grandfather was one, so they're cool. I wrote a good song about the Masons. Well, you know what? Maybe we can hear it sometime soon. Okay. Why don't you play one of my Christmas carols I brought? Yeah, you know what? Let's do that when we get back. I want to play another— I want to do a Christmas carol that my music teacher wrote that is my favorite Christmas carol called Merry Christmas Season Greeting. Can I sing that? You can sing it when we get back. We're going to play another couple of songs. What? I want this show to be three hours long. Okay, well, can you play the Christmas carols? And I have a Christmas carol, and I have Christmas carols in there that I gave you on CD. You know what? When we get back, I'm going to play a couple of those songs that you have on here. That's a nice— It's just this show is just so jam-packed with fucking awesome shit. That's a nice—that's what the Italians would say. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay, so you know what? Let's take a little break. We're going to play another couple songs, and we'll be back with James Quall. And we're going to wrangle this show up. We'll be right back with David Lieberhardt and James Quall. And we'll be right back with James Quall on the More Music Radio Bot Christmas Special. You are listening to the More Music Radio Pod from Skid Row Studio in downtown Los Angeles, California at skidrow.la. I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East. No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus. They have different religions. They have different religious beliefs. They believe in Muhammad and not in our holiday. And so every December I go to the Middle East and say, Hey there, Mr. Muslim. Merry fucking Christmas. Put down that book, the Koran, and here's some holiday wishes. In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate. There is no holiday season. In India, I've heard. They don't hang up their stockings and that is just absurd. They never read a Christmas story. They don't know what Rudolph is about. And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout. Hey there, Mr. Hinduist. Merry fucking Christmas. Drink eggnog and eat some beef and pass it to the masses. In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday. So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate. In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday. Now I heard that in Japan, everyone just lives in sin. They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin. On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake. And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and die. Hey there, Mr. Shintoist. Merry fucking Christmas. God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum. In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do. So let's all rejoice. From Jesus, Merry fucking Christmas to you. On Christmas Day, I travel around the world and say. That was Christmas bonus and all you atheists too. Merry fucking Christmas to you. Thank you, Mr. Head. A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S The great boss that he calls. Ha ha ha. S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-E The great boss that he calls. Ha ha ha. Hooray for Santa Claus. Hooray for Santa Claus. He's fat and brown but jump in Germany. He can climb down many chimneys. When we hear sleigh bells ring. Hooray for Santa Claus. The clock goes ting-a-ling. And all of us gonna see Christmas under the tree. Hooray for Santa Claus. Hooray for Santa Claus. Now all year long at the North Pole. He's busy making toys. But he knows just what you're doing. So you better be like girls and boys. Hang up the mistletoe. Soon you'll be home. On Christmas Day you wake up and you say. Hooray for Santa Claus. Hooray. Hooray. Hang up that mistletoe. Soon you'll hear ho ho ho on Christmas Day. You'll wake up and you'll say. Hooray for Santa Claus. S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santa Claus. You spell it S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santa Claus. Hooray for Santa Claus. Hooray for Santa Claus. Hey this is Sailor. And Lucas. From Sassafras. Yes. And you're listening to the Moore Music Radio Pod. On skid row dot L-A. Here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus. Riding down Santa Claus land. Alright. Welcome back to the Moore Music Radio Pod Christmas special. Alright. We're very merry. More music radio pod today. Or tonight. We're sitting here with Adam Papigan. Hello. A lot quieter now. I know. It's so peaceful. Yeah. Uh oh. I hear babbling. It must be day. Alright. Go ahead and now. Live on the air. Later on guys. Alright. Well you have a good night. I thought it was a. You know. I thought we were. I was ready to start skating around the room. Because we had Kings fans from the. From the. From the. From the. From the. From the. From the. From the. From the game. And they were like pounding on the glass outside the. Yeah. Outside the booth. It was pretty. It was pretty. It was pretty exciting. Uh huh. Somebody's singing. I think. I think David is singing out there. David's entertaining. Here. Hold on a second. Here. Take this Jerry. Yeah. I know it sounds like there's nothing going on here. But. We're kind of in the middle of a Skid Row Christmas party. Yeah. Right now we're having a Christmas party at Skid Row Studios. So. That's right. It's. We're having such a good time tonight. Uh. Chris Quall is here telling us these fucking awesome stories. David Liebhardt is out there. Oh no. He's back. He was out there singing. Okay. No. He came back. Alright. David. You were singing some songs out there man. You're holding. Oh my god. What happened? Oh god. There's beer that went all over his. Oh my god. Oh. Well we had. We. We had David Lieb. Oh no. His pants are dry. That's your fault. That's your fault. That's your fault. That's your fault. That's your fault. That's your fault. Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! He's saving his apartment burnt down. His apartment burnt down, yeah. Come on. Right. It wasn't even the whole apartment. He was just, like, grabbing, like, slice after slice. He's hungry, dude. Adam's telling him, David, you have already sliced. He's like, oh, no, my house burnt down. I need to collect pizzas. The pizza oven was the first thing that went up. Okay. Yeah. So when I saw David tonight, I said, hey, David, how you doing? He's like, my apartment burnt down. He didn't say anything else. He's like, how the fuck you think I'm doing, motherfucker? A lot of times I'll call David, and I'll be like, hey, David, how are you? He's like, well, I'm bad. What if all of a sudden, like, David just, like, snapped? It's such a contradiction. It's such a jolly tone. Oh, no. China vagina. Okay, so there's. I spilled beer all over my pants. Oh, no. Now, if the Christian Science Church founds out about that, my grandmother Schroeder would say I'm going to get in a heap of trouble. Oh, my goodness. You shouldn't have spilled beer on my pants. You shouldn't have spilled beer. You shouldn't have spilled beer on my pants. Now you got my pizza drunk, and you got my pants stinking. Now the pizza has beer on it. David Lieberholt going to get drunk. Yeah, we're in the middle of our Christmas party. Christian Science Church is going to trip out on him and kick him out. Yeah, we got presents. All right. We got some presents here on the Mormonism. I wish somebody would bring David a beautiful single woman today. Yeah, that would be a great Christmas gift. When are we going to do the Christmas curls? I don't know. Do you guys want to play? You know what? You guys want to play some songs? Yeah. We'll do some songs, and then I want you to play the songs. I want to play the Christmas song, the Christmas carol that my music teacher, Bill Provost, taught me. Okay, cool. We will play that. No, I have that, but I can sing it. Okay. Well, you know what? Adam is grabbing the guitar. Can I sing the Merry Christmas song by Bill Provost? We're going to listen to a couple of songs from half of the David Lieberholt band. No, no. Because you guys got a band now, right? Yeah, but these songs, the Christmas songs, I brought her songs that I did all by myself. Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll play those. But I want to get some. Live jams going on right now. Well, he only knows two Christmas carols, but I can sing one acapella that I know. Okay. This song I'm going to sing acapella was taught to me by- You're going to sing an acapella song right now? I'm going to do one acapella. Because Adam just got the guitar. Well, I'm going to do two with Adam and one by myself. You want to do one with Adam right now? What if you do an acapella with the guitar? Who wants to hear a song with Adam and David Lieberholt at the same time? I can do- After I do two songs with Adam, then I want to do a song by myself. Okay. Is that fair? Okay. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Okay. This is Merry Christmas to one and all, and Happy New Year. And this song is called Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bell sway and jingle bell fun. Dancing and prancing and jingle bell square. And the frosty air. What a right time. It's the right time. The right time. The time of waiting. Jingle bell time. It's the swell time. To get one horse open sleigh. Giddy up, jingle buck, pick up your feet. Jingle around the clock. Mix in a mingle and a jingle rink. That's the jingle bell rock. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bell square. And the jingle bell fun. Santa's busy with his Christmas load. With the jingle bell show. What a right time. It's the right time to rock the time away. Jingle bell time. It's the swell time. To get one horse open sleigh. Giddy up, jingle buck, pick up your feet. Jingle around the clock. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle around the clock. Mix in a mingle and a jingle beat. That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell rock. Merry Christmas everybody. Yeah. That's awesome. He knows one other song with me that I want to do one acapella I know by myself. Okay. All right. Another song by David Lieberhardt. The David Lieberhardt Band. Okay. What would you tell me about? The other one that we know together. Rock Around the Christmas Tree? Rock Around the Christmas. All right. Rock Around the Christmas Tree. Rocking around the Christmas tree, have a happy holiday. Everyone's dancing happy now in the good old fashioned way. Rocking around the Christmas tree, have a happy holiday. Maybe we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do caroling. You can get a sentimental feeling when you hear voices singing let's me jolly deck all the all the volley rocking around the Christmas tree, have a happy holiday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone dancing with curling and the good old-fashioned way We can get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing, let's be jolly Decked halls of old Savali Rocking around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday Everyone dancing and the good old-fashioned way Now the next song is dedicated to my music teacher. Wait, I need to applause. Thank you. Jesus, man. Okay. Okay, go. Now the next Christmas curl is a Christmas curl that I was taught by. From my music teacher, and he wrote the words and music to it, named Bill Provost. He's from the spinoff from Christian Science Unity. His name is Bill Provost, and he wrote this beautiful Christmas curl that he taught me that he wrote called Merry Christmas. And he wrote it. He wrote it, Bill Provost, and it's a Unity Christmas curl, and here you go. He wrote a hit song. Merry Christmas, have a season's greetings. It's the time to celebrate the extraordinary day. Celebrate the holiday. And love the holiday with giving. Jesus is the reason of the season. Merry Christmas. Have a happy holiday. It's the time to let nothing get you down. Celebrate the holiday with living. And lots of sharing and giving. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, have a season's greetings It's the time to celebrate the holiday May your ever wish come true At Christmas, I have lots of giving Jesus, the reason of the season Merry Christmas, season's greetings Merry Christmas Even though Bill Provost died, his music talent still lies on me. Is this part of the song? I like the ending. Okay, the ending is my favorite part. Merry Christmas, even though Bill Provost is dead. Awesome. He was a great music teacher. James Quall is now on his fifth slice of pizza. My pizza's too drunk to drink. I can't drink since I'm a Christian scientist. And I got my pizza drunk with alcohol. So I can't drink. Luckily, your pants are atheist. Who is an alcoholic that can have the pizza? You know what? That's not even going to do anything to you. Don't you know that there's foods that they put wine in and stuff? And they put beer in it? Like Italian food. That's a nice song. Italian food has wine in it. Well, they won't let me drink it because I'm a Christian scientist. You're not drinking it. You're eating it. El Canicelli, they wouldn't let me have any cappuccino if I drink beer. He says, that's a nicey. He's in the Christian Science Journal. He won't let me do it. No, no, no, no, no. Well, cool. You know what? We really enjoyed those songs. Let's take another break and play another couple songs. And we'll be back with David Lieberhardt and James Quall on the More Music Drunk Christmas Special. All right. I'll drink to that. This is Jim Schwedis. You're listening to the More Music Radio Program on Skin Brown Dawn LA. More Music. The More Music Program. The More Music Program. The More Music Program. 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Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Let the bucket gamble one more time. One more time. One more time. All right. Welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod Merry Christmas special. All right. And happy Chaka Khan for all the Jewish's. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas with dogs barking or meowing. That's right. You know the lyrics? Yeah. All right. I sing to the dogs at Adam Papagan's apartment. Oh, you do? Yeah. My cousin Phyllis McKinnon had a beautiful cat named Princess. And she had a magical cat. And Candy. Candy the cat. Candy the cat and Princess. And Pretty Pal. Candy the cat could open up a door and turn on a television set. Yeah. Wow. She had a magical cat. Phyllis McKinnon did. What was that? 138 North Sycamore Avenue in LA. But she's dead unfortunately. Hey, you know. What she died of? That'll happen. She had obstetrics disease. She's a sweet old lady. She died. She died a virgin. She died a virgin. Really? She didn't believe in sex out of marriage. She felt it was a terrible sin. Phyllis McKinnon was a true Christian. She was a true Christian. Christian. Wait, did she die before or after 1994? She died in 1994. She should have been a nun instead of a Christian scientist. And she never nutted? No, she said it was bad. It was a sin. She should have been a nun instead of a Christian scientist. Do you think she flicked the bean? You know what I mean? Nah. She didn't with her two fingers? Nah. I bet you she did. Nah, she didn't. She was pure. She should have been a nun. She was a sweet lady. She should have been a nun instead of a Catholic nun instead of a Christian scientist. Nuns are pretty hot. I know, but they don't believe in sex out of marriage. Who was a hot nun? The Flying Nun. Oh, I had a crush on Sally Field. You like her. You really like her. Mary Tyler Moore growing up. I had the hots for Oh my goodness. I love women. I like the girls like the song goes. I had a crush on Barbara Eaton from I Dream of Jeannie. And you know who else I liked most of all was Marlo Thomas. That girl. That Jeannie stuff is kind of paganism. She was a beautiful white rose. She showed her belly button eventually, didn't she? I don't know that I go along with that. Are there any African American princesses that you're into? I like Pam Grier. Yeah. Pam Grier's a babe. Coffee. Even at this age. I like Raquel Welch. I wouldn't like her. She's not black. She's Lebanese. I would say most any chicken smooth magazine. Well, you know, there's a girl that likes me. There's a woman that likes me that's on the board of AFTRA and SAC. Really? And she sits by me at the union meetings. And she's part Irish like me. You should dip it in. Well, I think she could be related to Ross Childs, but her name is Morgan Fairchild. She's on the board. Morgan Fairchild. I saw Morgan Fairchild. She's a Fairchild at the Kamikaze convention. Well, she is on the board of AFTRA and she used to be on the board of SAC. Okay. And you know what? I can tell she's on the board of SAC too if you know what I mean. That's not nice. That'll give you nothing for Christmas. You'll be a naughty boy. James is a cheese turd. All right. I have something to say. Yes, I want to say the information. I know. I know. The pizza was delicious. Okay. What's the information, James? The information that's being admitted is Morgan Fairchild's original name is Patsy McLennie. I like that better, actually. And Raquel Welch's original name is Raquel Tejada. I like that letter, too. Hata. She used to play shortstop for the A's. Is that right? No, Raquel Tejada. Her ancestral home is Bolivia. She's a beautiful white. Rose, I wouldn't mind you running my guard. I think she was on the roids, even. Raquel Tejada, her ancestral home is Bolivia. Now, in the case of Morgan Fairchild, who's actual name... She's from Texas. She's a Southern Bale. She told you that. She's from Texas. She's a Southern Bale. Morgan Fairchild's original name is Patsy McLennie, which just could be an Irish name. I told you she's a part Irish like me. Them Shockleys and the McGees married in my family. And I also have German Schroeder, Drugger. Her original name is Patsy McLennie. Yeah. There's a girl next to her name. She's a beautiful white Rose, and I was honored to have her sit by me at the after and sag. I can't do that. You don't want to get me... You know you're looking, David. I am looking. She's looking. But she was just an honor to sit by. I was dreaming about dating her instead of listening to the sag and after meetings. Well, she's distracting you. On Saturday Night Live, John Lovitz always kept claiming to have been married to her. He's a liar. Oh, yeah, that's right. The lying guy. That's the ticket, right? He never went to the after and sag meetings or he would have met her in person. John Lovitz on Saturday Night Live. Well, he doesn't know what he's missing because Saturday Night Live is in New York. I'm glad he's not there. And she's on the board in Los Angeles. Praise God. But you know who else to have a crush on? Would you shoot a load of... You know who I have a crush on? You know who I have a crush on? Who is it, David? John C. Reilly. I have a crush on Tina Fey! Amen! I wrote a song about her. Oh, yeah, that's right. Tina Fey, Tina Fey, I want you to be my buffet. Tina Fey, Tina Fey, I want to fall in love with you every day. When I see how beautiful you are on 30 Rock, you really get me. I'm so hot. Don't I see you on 30 Rock? I want to fall in love with you. Oh, that hot old Tina Fey. Tina Fey, I want to make love with you in the hay. Tina Fey, Tina Fey, I want to fall with you all every day. You are such a beautiful white rose. I would even propose if you were single for me. I would make love with you anyway because Tina Fey, Tina Fey, I'm in love with you every day. Tina Fey, Tina Fey, you're beautiful and attractive. Anyway, Tina Fey, Tina Fey, won't you fall in love with me today? Tina Fey, Tina Fey, I want to shoot a load all over your face. All right. Who's that song about? Tina Fey, I love her. She's beautiful. Tina Gray? I want to let you get buzzy and make you squirt. Oh, Tina Fey, Tina Fey, I want to put my dick inside your top. No! You'll get nothing for Christmas. Tina Fey, I don't mind the scar on your face. Tina Fey, Tina Fey, I want to fuck you in the asshole. Isn't Tina Fey still married to some guy? That's not nice. Isn't Tina Fey still married to some guy? Don't say that. That's not nice. That's not nice. I think Tina Fey is Christmas. Tina Fey has... It's Christmas. Let's behave ourselves. It's Christmas. All right. Well, I'm not saying anything disgusting anymore. Isn't she still married to some guy, Tina Fey? Is she a baby? I remember Zack. I don't want to get in trouble by the old hags. I think Tina Fey has children. Yeah. She had a couple kids. She might be still married to that guy who's the father of her children. Oh, we were just cheese-a-cheesin'. All right. We were just cheese-a-cheesin'. Okay. Cheese-a-cheesin'. Just like... That's one of my... That's a David Lieberhard-ism? Yeah. Why don't you play one of my Christmas carols? Play Bless Christmas Morn. All right. Let's see. There's a song right here. I wrote the music to Bless Christmas Morn. It's called Behold the Star, and this is one of the songs you're talking about, right? Is this it? Is it playing right now? Behold the star. Right. The wondrous star that leads to Christ and you. Uh-oh. The wise men followed from afar. It is pretty. What's that noise? It's Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells. Oh, fire. Sorry. Oh, let the bells and rafters ring. Are these the bells that say that the house is on fire? These were the bells that should have been ringing when your apartment was on fire. Where did this music come from? I did some of the singing. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I'm just drunk. The devil's in church. Just say the song. Let's listen to the song. Okay, let's listen to the song. It sounds really good. I'm drunk and evermore. Christ and you, I dream. Can we do a blessed Christmas morning? Let's talk about it. Tina Fey. Tina Fey. I want to make love with you in the hay. Tina Fey. I want to lick your pussy lips. Oh, I'm sorry. This is blessed Christmas morning. I want you to do the 21 after that. That would be a better one. This is really good audio quality. It's high original music. Great. Turn it up. Blessed Christmas morning. The world is a mess. Somebody set up the teacher like that. Damn. Yeah. Blessed Christmas morning. The murky clouds pursue thy way. Do thy way? Thy life once more. Thou art born with storm and drought. Nor dawn nor day. Thy life was born with storm and drought. All right. This one sounds cool. I like it. All the way through is three minutes long. Just play it in the background. Yeah. Tell us about your process of recording these songs. Turn this up so we can hear it. Okay. This is the lyrics to the song by the discovered founder of Christian Science, Mary Big Reddy. She was the first. She was the mother of Mepha. Mary Big Reddy. And she taught Ernest Holmes who made religious science. She taught Charles and Myrtle Fillmore who made unity. She was a very talented. And Mrs. Hopkins who made the divine science church. She's a very talented woman. She wrote beautiful poems. I put a lot of her poems to my own music. Yeah. But play it all the way through. We are. My original music. Lord, let me take away. So on the scale of one. One to like Ernest. All right. Okay. What would you give this James? I want you to do the other song, Christmas Praise. It's really good. Christmas Praise. Okay. I want to know, James, do you have a denomination? Or are you just. Oh, all I wanted to say is I've been enjoying all this. Soda. Sprite. I've been enjoying all this Sprite here. So all I have to say about this. I'm dreaming of a Sprite Christmas. We use Sprite as code name for moonshine, by the way. Are you running through wind chimes when you're recording this? No, it's jingle bells, man. Oh. Sorry, man. Shit. No, man. I don't even know. I think you've got dog ears. I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. Is that my tinnitus or is it the song? No, I mean, this is like in my new business. Interesting fact about these recordings. The four track that they were recorded on is broken. So the tape is a little bit fast. So this actually is between two keys. He's a jealous jelly of my recording. Let's play it through and let me hear the song. Okay. Speak into the mic. He's jealous jelly of mine. I am jealous jelly of this. This is a great song. Turn it up. Do you think Adam is jealous jelly overall because you're such a star? Yeah. I think I'm just a critical pickle. Adam is jealous. Adam, they stole that line from me. They tried to copy me on everything, a carbon copy of me. You guys both are bald, too. And the Del Taco is a spinoff of the Junior Christensen. Yes, it is. And he doesn't want to be honest. Just like his dad is a spinoff of him. Yeah, that happens. He's a spinoff of his dad. He's a spinoff of his dad. I refuse to admit that. Wow, you choked me up right there. Are you his spiritual father? David is like the son I never had. No, Adam's like the son I have. Okay, play. He's like the father who went out for cigarettes. All right, let's try this wondrous story song. All right, here we go. Come on, don't be disruptive. Let's hear the song. Play it to it without saying anything. It sounds like Peggy Love. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Wow. I'm sorry, I just dropped my keys. I think I hear Freddy Krueger dragging his nails across the pipes as he's walking to kill you right now. Don't be a mean gene. Listen to the song. Oh, sorry. I'm going to be a sorry Sam right now and just let it play. Don't be a jealous gene. We got Adam Papigan playing backups. I love it. Thank you, Blake. It's great. Why'd you cut it off? You can hear it through. You don't hear my voice. Okay, Adam, we won't be recording. You just have to do the thing and send me. I'll do the guitar playing. Uh-oh. When the prince died, here Christ the king was born. I think I know these. I'm like sensing the lyrics. Yeah. Baby. This is all good. This is really good. It is. Excellent. I used to do, I did that album with my ex-girlfriend, Sonia Rude. Oh, okay. So it's very close. Yeah. I wanted her to do this. You know what? I don't think she's good enough for you, man. To tell you the truth, I don't think she's, uh, Sonia Rude has it. You know what I mean? She, if she, if you, yeah, she was such a beautiful white rose. She'd have beauty. Do you want to play, did you cut the song off? No, that was all the way. You should get a black rose because I think they have better musical sensibilities. There we go. They like, they like boys. You want to play? You know what? Let me, let me go through all the songs that we played right now. Here is Bless Christmas Morn Part One. Okay. You want the other Bless Christmas Morn. Okay. And here is Christmas Praise. Okay. And here is Wonder Story. And here is Behold the Star. It has like a theme of those chimes. I would, I would, I'm going to. You know what? I want to hear like more of your voice. I want to hear your voice. And I want to. Well, you wouldn't hear it. You all were doing all the nap tacking so you couldn't hear the song too. It's just because it's. No, no, you were doing all the nap tacking. Adam was doing Mr. Criticism and nobody could hear the song. No, I think it's, David has said I really like it a lot. It's beautiful. I wouldn't. I think it's beautiful. You know. I like cool. Let the song play. I think it's very nice. I was thinking it's beautiful too. They didn't do the Christmas girl I wanted. I wanted 21. Is that your phone? Yes. Put it, put your phone. Don't, don't shut it off. Put your phone up to the mic so we can hear the song. I, I, this is. I want to hear your ringtone. A little bit closer. This is my ringtone. That's my ringtone. Let me hear it. It's my ringtone. Put it up to the mic. A little closer. I love. It's my ringtone. Oh, okay. Who was that calling you? My first, my last, my everything. Yeah, by Barry White. Oh, wow. An interesting side note. If you call David Lieberhardt, that song plays instead of ringing. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. I like that. You didn't know he had a cell phone? It's like. It's kind of like, it's kind of like, what's it about right now? I don't know. What kind of phone is that? My phone got stolen downtown. You said you're going to put music on it. My phone got stolen, so AT&T replaced my phone. Oh, awesome. AT&T. You're a pretty nice phone. Fuck those guys. I hate them, but if they're helping David Lieberhardt, I'm going to applaud for them for that. All right. I'm dreaming of a Barry White. Why'd you go back to live in Wisconsin with it? So. So you can have a white Christmas. Hey, do you think we can get James Quall and David Lieberhardt to sing a Christmas song on the More Music Radio podcast? Okay. Duet. Duet. Duet. Duet. Duet. Duet. Duet. Duet. Do you want to do chestnuts? This is chestnuts. Well, seeing as how this is copyright infringement night, how about if we sing the Jay Livingston Ray Evans song, Silver Bells? Okay. You guys ready? Okay. Citysidewalks. Citysidewalks. Dressed in holiday style. When the air is fresh. There's a feeling of Christmas. People passing. Children laughing. Media smile after smile. And on every street corner, you'll hear. Silver bells. Silver bells. It's Christmas time in the city. Ring-a-ling. Ring-a-ling. Hear them ring. Hear them ring. Soon it will be Christmas time. The lights go a day! rush home with their treasures. See the kids bunch, hear the snow crunch, this is Santa's big scene. And the boys call the bustle you'll hear. Bustle, bustle, bustle. Silver bells. Silver bells. Silver bells. Silver bells. It's Christmas time in the city. Ring-a-ling. Ring-a-ling. Hear them ring. Hear them ring. Soon it will be Christmas day. It's Christmas, baby. It's Christmas. Soon it will be Christmas day. It's Christmas day. It's Christmas day. It's Christmas day. Alright. Merry Christmas to everybody. Alright, man. Yeah. Before we go, do you guys got a special Christmas message to everybody that's listening? Well, the Christmas message I pray for people. I want to do a Mormon Christmas carol. Holy shit. I want to do a Mormon Christmas carol. I used to do organ and solo singing and choir directing at the Mormon church. And my favorite Mormon song is called Peace on Earth Goodwill to Men. And I like to sing it. Far, far away on deity plain Born the precious babe of Bethlehem Glory to God Jesus is born Glory to God in the highest Peace on Earth Goodwill to Men Peace on Earth will come again Sweet are the angels that sing the song May all races of people learn to get along Glory to God Jesus is born Glory to God in the highest Peace on Earth Goodwill to Men Peace on Earth will come again May all wars someday cease Everyone learn the love and peace Glory to God Jesus is born Glory to God in the highest Peace on Earth Goodwill to Men Peace on Earth will come again Peace on Earth will come and when It's an old Mormon song. Yeah, all right. All right. Donnie and Marie lost money. So what do you got to say for Christmas this holiday season, James? What do you got to say? Well, I want to take This is James' turn now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. I want to take James Quall for the last time. I got to take terms. Everybody, round of applause for James Quall for coming out tonight. James Quall, we enjoy it. Thank you. All right. Thank you. I really love the James Quall impressions that he does. My favorite, I think, is Alfred Hitchcock. I do. Thank you. I love that one. James Quall, you owe me a lot because I'm the one who helped you get on the James. James, could you do a season's greeting in the voice of Vincent Price? Because that was my favorite. That's my favorite. All right. Okay. Okay. This is Vincent Price giving you a season's holiday greeting. A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, everybody. Can you do my other guy that I like? Very good. Short but sweet. Do the guy that's on my few sentences I like so much. Yeah. All right. Renner. Renner. You mean William Demarest. Oh, William Demarest. I love the way you do William Demarest. All right. Do him saying Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. All right. A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Oh, all right. That was the best William Demarest impression I've ever had. I like that. Who's William Demarest? How about Bill Cosby saying Merry Christmas and a special message? Okay. I haven't watched enough. How about a Bill Cosby? A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Ho, ho, ho. All right. I like that one. All right. Cool, cool. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. You gotta ask people if they'll send donations since I had a fire in my apartment. All right. That's right. If you guys want to send donations to David Lieberhardt, why don't you shoot a message over to David Lieberhardt's Facebook, facebook.com slash David underscore Lieber? Oh, that's the Twitter. It's David underscore Lieberhardt. Oh, okay. It's just David Lieberhardt. Well, what they could do is they could send me a check to David Lieberhardt. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. David Lieberhardt at 3918 West Beverly Boulevard, apartment 407, Los Angeles, California. I do what you do. Apartment 407. And in exchange, I'll send them an autographed picture and I'll even send them a cartoon of themselves. What if they only send you like two books? Well, for two books, I'll still send them an autographed picture. Really? Oh, okay. Autographed. Yeah. Cool. That's worth it. Thank you. Everybody, I want to wish everybody a Merry Christmas. Be safe on New Year's Day with all that gun shooting and don't park. Don't park too hard. I'm the only one that's sober in this room since I'm a Christian scientist. Well, James didn't drink either. Yeah, we're goodies, but oldies. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, you guys are cool and I really enjoy having you guys here on the More Music Radio Podcast. We want to do your show again. You don't understand how special it is to have you both here at the same time and just like ringing in the holiday spirit with us. Well, James, well, it's like the like the Art Carney that Jackie Gleason never had. Uh-huh. You make a good combination. Meanwhile, I'm so fucking excited and jealous of Adam because he gets to hang out with these guys constantly or at least David, right? Oh, yeah. I am with him constantly, yes. Yeah. Man, that is awesome. Well, look, you put the rock pack together. He's Dean Martin and I am Sammy Davis Jr. That's right. Okay. I can't be Frank Sinatra? Cool. No, you can since you're part Italian like me. Dean Martin was Italian too. Oh, yeah. Okay, all right. His name, his original name was Dino Crocetti. Oh, okay, good. You have all the information about all the stars. He knows everything. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Yes. You did a really good job tonight, James. Yes, James. I really want to thank you for coming out to the More Music Radio pod. Merry Christmas. I'm sorry Susan couldn't be here. I love Susan. I know. You love her. She is like a beautiful Twinkie. Oh, you're so lucky to have a beautiful wife like her, James. Well, you give her a big kiss for me. Don't forget to do it. On the vagina. Oh, that's not nice. I'm just kidding. You won't be happy for Christmas if you talk like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm being naughty. That's right. I'm on Santa's naughty list right now. Oh, yes, yes, yes. He's going to send me a big clump of his own shit. That's what Santa does because coal, running out of coal. You know? So now Santa just shits and it dries and he'll mail it to me. It's more of a process. It's basically, it's, it's, it's, it's a fresh story. Big brother, you'll get nothing for Christmas. Never mind. Well, James Quall, David Lee Behart, Adam Papagan. It's, it's, how do I say your fucking name? Papagan. Papagan. It's a, like a pasta. It's a nice Papagan pasta. Hey, Adam Papagan. Is that right? Am I saying it right? Yeah, it's all right. It's all right. Dan, do you have, Dan, do you have announcements for this, this coming week? Yeah, this is a time of the show where Dan reads off what's going on on this weekend, this holiday weekend. Well, it's Christmas weekend so there's really not that much going on. Tell him I'm at the music center singing as a street musician. Tell him that. Go to the music center. It's like, between Hope and Temple. Right there, Disney Music Hall. He'll be north of that. Probably like Dorothy Chandler, right? Okay, there you go. I'm at the music center singing Christmas Girls there. Oh, yeah. And, but on Friday, which is like right now, later this evening, you'll catch a very beautiful lady named Jenny Luna. She's also a very beautiful singer. She'll be singing at the Cafe 322 in Sierra Madre. Oh, yeah. Well, it's Christmas Eve on Saturday so there really ain't too many people doing stuff. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I sing at the music center. I know. Go to the Christian Science Theater. I know. No, no, no, no, no, no. I sing at the music center on Christmas Eve where the people are going into the Dorothy Chandler. I'm there every year singing Christmas music. Dorothy. Dorothy Chandler. Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. Dorothy Fonda. Yes. Oh, when Gary Marshall was filming his most recent picture, somebody asked him, what are you doing? And he said, New Year's Eve. No. That's a good one. Yeah. I don't know if you can bring that up, but you know, I don't mean to push myself on people, but I wrote a little thing. You're always pushing yourself on people. Well, I know. You're trying to push yourself into people, actually. Well, as long as they're beautiful women. Mostly like deep inside people, not like... But anyway, I don't know if you can pull that up, Vince. I wrote a little something that'll be pointless in like a couple days. I don't have that. You didn't set your SoundCloud to download it. Well, just go... Just pull the Facebook thing up. That's your bet. Pull the Facebook thing up. It'll be there. But anyway, on Monday... Well, actually, let's go back to Saturday. It's Christmas Eve. We're going to outplay this jazz song again. You know how much I hate that. Hey, it's Christmas. What are you going to do? Yeah, let's come out. Sometimes you get too many presents, and you're like, shit, I'm all spent. But, you know, on Sunday, let's watch football. Let's watch the Lakers. It'll be fine. You and your sports, Dan. Hey, well, nobody's playing Sunday. It's not my fault. But Monday, we can go check out Manhattan Murder Mystery at the Satellite. Yes. They'll be playing with George Ash and the One Trick Pony. Yeah, go and see them on Monday at the Satellite. It's the last night of their residency. That'll be the last night of the December residency. And then they're going to be the following Monday at Pear Space with Sean Carnage. That was last week's guest, Sean Carnage. Yes, he goes every Monday night. Something like 322 Glendale Boulevard. I know. I just know it's in a strip mall. Just put P-E-H R-S-P-A-C-E in Google Maps and you'll find it. That's got to be like Rowan and Martin's laughing. Very interesting. And Tuesday, if you're in the Pasadena area, you can go to the Old Town Pub. Check out The Bartender. Which one? Aaron. He's going to be He's very nice. He's actually a very good musician. You're right. He's in a band called Rubber Revolver. It's a Beatles cover band, but they're actually Sounds good. It's a good time and they put on a good show. And Wednesday, he'll bring it right back here for the Piñata Hour. The Piñata Hour. The Piñata Hour, eh? Come on. I think we're going to be back. You sound like the guy. We're going to be back on Thursday. I'm not exactly sure. I think David Lieberhardt is going to just take over the show on Thursday. All right, everybody. I want to thank David Lieberhardt and James Quall for coming down to Yes, my grandmother Schroeder would say Donka Shack. We out-talked the what do you call it? The thing. Well, we could jingle or We could jingle this out. All right. James and New Vincent Price It's a little something I wrote for all our listeners. All right. Well, everybody, I want to thank everybody and wish everybody a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Merry Christmas, everybody. We love you guys. David Lieberhardt, James Quall, Adam Papigan. I want to thank Dan, Dave and Dan. I'm so drunk right now. And I want to thank Patrick Jones. I also want to thank Sonia for running the board. Thank you very much, Sonia. A round of applause for Sonia for being here every night. People of Double Duty, Sketch Monster, played tonight. I want to thank CheckoutSketchMonster.com and Jeremy for making us such a nice place to broadcast an awesome Christmas show. Awesome. I really appreciate it. So anyway, this has been the More Music Radio Pod. We're going to be off for the next couple weeks. Keep doing that. That sounds good. I know, but James needs to take us out. All right. Yeah, okay. All right. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. All right. Merry Christmas, everybody. We'll be back on January 5th. Have a safe holiday and here's a song that Dan wrote for you guys. We'll check you out on January 5th on the More Music Radio Pod. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year, everybody. Let's see if this shit works. All right. Well, you know, I don't know. You know, maybe it'll happen. Maybe it won't. It's not. It's not happening. That is awesome. All right. Yeah, all right. Well, we were going to hear a song, but we're not going to hear a song. James, can you do a Vincent Price again? Can you do another Vincent Price song while you... Just like an all-good-night kind of thing? Yeah, can you do that, please? Well, good night, ladies and gentlemen. You're doing really short ones, though. No, that was perfect. Was it perfect? Yeah, it was. All right. Well, here's a Christmas song for you guys. What about my Christmas curls? You're cheaply complete my Christmas curls. One, two, one, two, three, four. 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