We'll be right back. That's all you gotta do. And Moe. They're fucking rad. Whenever you wanna do it, bro, we can arrange that shit. Check it out. The mystical, magical one. Bong fluting. Radular. We all got the munchies. Show. Show. Show. Wow. Show. So, you're listening to the LaFrost and Moe show. That's good. Heck, you know, it's Friday the 13th. Yep. Just to let you guys know. So, everything's been kind of weird for me. I've had kind of a weird day. A bunch of weird. Stuff happening. No, like, black cats crossing my path or walking under. What about Buke? Huh? What about Bukowski? Oh, shit. That's every time we're here, though. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But not on Friday the 13th. Every time we cross that motherfucker's path. So, lots of stuff's going on tonight. Out in HLP, there's, like, a dance party. So, if you guys are getting ready and listening to the LaFrost and Moe show, getting ready to... to go out to go dance, I want to be there in the HLP. You know Scarlett, Laura? Oh, Charcoal Designs is here tonight in the studio. Hello. Hello. And who else, babe? We got Vice here. Friday the 13th. I'm back. You're back. It's been a while since you've been here. It's been a fucking long-ass time, dude. I am. I'm smoking blunt with you, dude. Yeah, what's up? You gotta come by more often. Can you hear that? Oh, shit. You know, when I'm in... I can hear that. I can hear. He's getting ready to fire up a blunticle. No, I am firing up the blunticle. Oh, shit. We also got Danny. What up? What's up, foo? He's normally here. What's up? That was... That was Mikey. That was a couple things going on. That's the sound of freedom. I also got my bottle when he dropped his cap. So, yeah, we're just... We're doing this shit, you know, like we used to do it for the first few episodes and just sit here and fuck around and get wasted and talk and play some fucking jams. That's what it's all about. Yeah, we had a little check-in. Technical difficulty. The playlist CD was all fucked up. Yeah, I brought over a shitty CD with all the songs. Nobody needs to know our shit. Nobody needs to know. My computer took a shit. No, man. Let's be real, man. Come on. That's part of the Friday the 13th fucking... Exactly. That's why it's been a fucking weird day. It is a fucking curse today, man. It's been a fucked up day. So, let's turn it around. Let's turn it around. Remember, Jeremy, like you said? Yeah. We're turning it around. Turn around. Remember that song? Oh, who sings that one? Every night. Every night. Every night. I get a little closer. What's the... I don't know the words. You guys know what song I'm talking about, huh? Yes. No, I don't know. It's good again. You're going to sing some more of it. Don't front. You know what it is. No, I just want to make sure. Okay. What happened? Oh, so yeah, we got Mikey. He's in the studio with us. Mikey. Babe, what's the phone number for people to call? Jeremy. 1-800... I know a lot of people are doing stuff. 8-9-3-9-0. 9-5-6-2. If you want to call in and talk shit. Talk shit. Talk shit. Don't talk shit to me because I'm kind of sensitive. I can dish it out, but I can't take it kind of thing. You know, I like walks on the beaches. Like, my favorite ice cream flavor is... I actually got a few of them. What's your favorite ice cream flavor, babe? I don't have one. Lies. I don't like a lot of ice cream flavors, though. I know. You're not a... Are you prejudiced against ice cream? Because certain shit I just won't fucking eat, dude. All right. It's weird. I don't want to get into that shit. Yeah, let's not get into that. Let's get into it. Get into it. Get into it. You know what I think we should do is let's play some music. Yeah. Yo, let's talk about win. People want to hear some rattle. They want to hear some music? No, Moses has a weird thing with, like, he can't eat elbow macaroni... Elbow pasta. It has to be, like, string. It can't be any weird fucking shapes and shit. No dinosaurs? He never tried fucking macaroni and cheese because of the fucking pasta. I'm like, dude, you're fucking... You're missing out, dude. You're missing out. I think the weird shape pasta tastes like shit, actually. Like, I'm okay with elbow pasta, but, like, the dinosaurs and fucking... Oh, yeah, I agree. I don't like that. That shit doesn't taste good. You gotta have variety. You gotta have variety. I just don't like that. I don't know. You're missing out, babe. You're missing out. I've been missing out for fucking 30-some odd years, and it's okay. All right. All right. Well... You know, maybe if there was nothing else to eat at all, then I'd probably give it a shot. Sneaking in a meal. Yeah. Yeah. All right, babe. What are you going to play, then? I don't know. We're just going to let this shit roll. So, yeah, first song coming up, The Animals. Woo. Okay. Hell yeah. Yeah. Why not? Sure. Fuck yeah. Sure. Let's do this. Fucking animals. Much animals. Much animals. Oh!! Oh, oh Did you knock upon my door? I don't have your lovin' anymore Since you've been gone, I'm hurt inside Girl, I want you, baby, by my side Yeah, I'm cryin', I'm cryin' Hear me cryin', baby, hear me cryin' Ah, ah Ah I'm lonely and blue, baby, every night Ah Hey, you know you didn't treat me right And now my tears begin to fall Well, I want you, baby, and that's all I'm cryin', I'm cryin' Hear me cryin', baby, hear me cryin', baby Hear me cryin' Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah un un un un un I don't have your lovin' anymore See you've been gone, I'm hurtin' inside, yeah But I want you, baby, by my side And I'm cryin', you know I'm cryin' Can't be cryin', baby Can't be cryin', can't be cryin' Ah Ah Then he's like crash Crash un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un Believe in Anarchy, be honest I believe! I'm Anarchy Let's see how it won't go Go! I'm ashamed to be an upvote And I don't care I don't give a damn And I don't care What's your design? Cause I believe in Anarchy I, I, I, I, I'm not great And I, I, I, I, I'm not ashamed Cause I, I, I, I, I'm not ashamed You call it a pump You put him apart You take your vibe And you can't show a flaw You drive my home And you're a robot's car You're a bad boy, toxic, and a god like those I, I, I, I, I'm not great And I, I, I, I, I, I'm not ashamed Cause I still believe in Anarchy I, I, I, I, I'm not great And I, I, I, I, I, I'm not shamed Cause I still believe in Anarchy I'm not afraid to have a fight And I'm not shamed about getting dropped I'm not getting drunk and I don't care what you say Cause I believe in anarchy I, I, I, I, I'm not afraid And I, I, I, I, I'm not shit Cause I don't believe in anarchy In anarchy In anarchy In anarchy 65 million years ago There was a bunch of dinosaurs Of me or they from the sky That was the day that the dinosaurs died T-Rex, Rags, they have a lot of sex Monosaurs, Brachiosaurus, have a lot of dinosaurs If you were a dinosaur You would be in awe Of the world And if you were a dinosaur Your existence would be no more Religious, cultured, complicit in truth Like dinosaurs, they're hungry as soon The truth of the matter is I think that the world is an apple If you were a dinosaur You would be in awe Of the world And if you were a dinosaur Your existence would be no more Looking back into the past Evidence was prevalent Dinosaur 65 million years ago In anarchy In anarchy In anarchy In anarchy 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 2005 We're still going to get them. The hungry ass punks. The fools are fucking bad. Yes, they are. The dub comes in right now. If I was a dinosaur. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'd eat other dinosaurs. That's what I'd do. You would eat dinosaur meat? Fuck yeah. If you could? Yeah. Even if I was a kid, man. How's that? That sounds tasty. Would you eat dinosaur meat, Dan and Dino? Sure, why not? Really? How about you, Jeremy? Would you? Yeah, I'd definitely eat dinosaur meat. I mean, I'd eat dog meat. I'd eat pretty much any kind of meat. At least one. What about you, Laura? I know you wouldn't. I don't eat meat. She does not eat meat. Only Mike's meat. Whoa. Yeah. I didn't know it was going to get down like that, Laura. What the fuck? Watch out. Dangy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. She just did the woo woo with the hands in the air. Like lifting the roof or what is it? Raising the roof. Crazy. Yeah, lifting the roof. The Buddha. Remember that movie called The Buddha? That's the thing that my mom would say. Lifting the roof. My mom was all, oh, look, she has a smurf. But she meant like murph. A smurf. Shit like that. My mom. I love your mom, though. I know. My mom's fucking awesome. She's so funny. My mom, she's a fucking dork. I'm all, oh, yeah, that totally makes sense. Yes. What did your dad tell you? You're breaking up and you were breaking out? Yeah. One day in high school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was in high school. I was eating breakfast. I was eating cereal or something. And like I was in the kitchen and my dad comes in to the kitchen and he's all, man, mija, you're breaking up. You're breaking up. And like he meant like breaking out because I had a bunch of like zits in high school. And I was like, oh, dad, you mean breaking out? And he was like, oh, yeah, breaking out. Like open the loose and, you know. Open the light. Open the light. Yeah. Close the light. Close the light. Heard them before. What? I've heard them all before. What is that? What did you just say? Which one? Heard them before. Oh. Close the light. Oh, yeah. Get out of the loose. You know, what other ones, dad, do you know? There's all kinds of them. Yeah. Get off your phone, fool. I'm trying to look for a flyer. Oh, yeah. Oh. Very nice. It's a business. It's a business. So we got, yeah, we got Laura of Charcoal Designs. What's up? Charcoal Studios. Charcoal Studios. Charcoal Studios. Charcoal Studios. That's cute, too. Oh, what happened? Okay, so Charcoal Studios. I know how you got Charcoal Studios the name. Charcoal Designs. Charcoal Designs. Sorry. There you go. It was going to be Studios. That's the Bluntsicle. But there was a studio, or not a studio, in progress. So it was Charcoal Designs because I design jewelry. But who was Charcoal? And Charcoal was my little black cat. Aw. And he was my favorite. And he was just one of those special cats that's really smart and just really awesome. So I thought, since he was so awesome, that it would bring good luck to my company. You know? Just like a feng shui, just good luck thing. Yes. Do you guys have a website and all that shit? Yes. CharcoalDesigns.com and CharcoalDesigns.etsy.com if you prefer to shop Etsy. Etsy. What kind of jewelry is it? Fucking rat-ass shit. You know that? It is because she actually makes the fucking, she gets the molds and she makes these molds and she puts resin into these molds and makes fucking awesome jewelry out of them. I have these awesome- Yeah, that's pretty cool actually. Yeah. Everything's handmade in my home studio and not China. China. Do you have some little Chinese sleeves? Yeah. No, no, no. I make the molds myself and I pour the resin and everything's just like hand dyed, handmade, hand packaged, everything. In these clothes? Yeah. Handmade in USA. USA. USA. Seriously, I was talking to you about that earlier. I didn't know you were so patriotic. No. Yes. Are you all patriotic because they supposedly killed Osama? Bin Laden. Oh, yeah. We're not going to get into this, are we? Yeah, I think we are. Allegedly. Allegedly. I'm sure he's dead. I don't need to see pictures to like- I understand. I don't think he's dead. I don't think he's dead. I don't think he's dead. I don't think he's dead. I don't think he's dead. I don't think that they really buried him or put him in the sea, but I think they're doing that just so that there's not no common ground for other people like that follow him. I don't know. That story makes sense to me. I don't know. It seemed really weird because in their religion, you're supposed to bury someone within 24 hours and you're supposed to bury them certain ways. They're supposed to lay on their side and facing Mecca and all this. So it was like, okay, they cremated him or not cremated him, I'm sorry, but threw him in the ocean. Or whatever. Ocean burial. Burial at sea? Yeah, burial at sea. There we go. But it was just really weird because that's totally not for their religion. Then I read into it and it was like in extreme cases, that's what they do. I don't know. It just seemed like an hour later after they shot him, that happened and it was just a shock to everybody. It's fishy. It's fishy. All kinds of motherfuckers were on the sound radio. No pun intended. You know what I heard today? Yeah. Yeah. I heard there was a huge stash of porn at Bin Laden's fucking compound. I read something about that, but I just thought it was some guy trying to be funny or something. He had nine wives. I didn't know it was true. That's crazy. Damn, that guy fucking... I wonder if he was taking lots of Viagra or some shit or what the fuck. He just had a stash of Viagra too and didn't have a computer. I heard whenever a kid kicked a... There was kids that would play in front of their compound and every time they'd kick the ball over the fence, some dude would come out and just... Fuck. Some dude would come out and just give them money and tell them to go away, like you're not getting your ball back. Here's some money. Oh, sweet. Wow. Crazy. I would be kicking balls over... I know, huh? I would just start kicking balls into his yard, right? Yeah. Hell yeah. Get a bunch of balls and just boot him up. Get paid. Yes. Two dozen balls accidentally went over into your yard. Yeah. That many balls all at once? Yes, sir. I kind of used to do that to my grandpa. He just passed away last Thanksgiving. He was awesome. Golo, do you remember him, Laura? No. Oh. He was a crazy party animal. I don't think I got to meet him. He used to be that guy that had the fucking... You know those umbrella hat thingies like that? Yeah. He used to wear those and shit, not even kidding, in a fucking white suit and shit. Oh my God. He was a crazy drunk. Nice. Those hats were bad. Yeah, when your grandfather... I even forgot why I was... Walking around with one right now wouldn't even make sense. I know. I know. I know. I know. The un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un Yeah, so fucking... Why was I talking about him right now? You can bring it back, man. You can bring it back. I totally lost that. You just gotta put some bingo on there like Baco Street. All right, what are we gonna play now? I wanna play some music. God, forget it. I can't even... I can't even try. Yeah, let's go ahead and play some tunes. Ew. Here you go, fuckers. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me hard Fuck me in a metal log Throw me up against the wall Let me grab you by the balls Why don't we just fuck right here On the bottom, move the beer Pull my hair, grab my neck Loop me up, we're coming, switch! I don't give a shit Come on, my tits Make me twitch I'm a dirty bitch Bend over Shut your eyes Grit your teeth Spread your un un un I don't give a shit Come on, my tits Make me twitch I'm a dirty bitch I don't give a shit Come on, my tits Make me twitch Make me un un un Make me un un un I don't give a shit, come on my tits, make me twitch, I'm a dirty bitch I don't give a shit, come on my tits, make me twitch, I'm a dirty bitch Beat me, beat me, beat me up in your rusty pickup truck Make me suck your rock hard cock, shove it in my pretty cut I don't give a shit Come on my tits Make me twitch I'm a dirty bitch Call me, call me, call me fool, let me ride you like a fool Throw me down, treat me rough, don't stop till I've had enough Treat me like a dirty slut, stick your fingers in my butt Wrap my legs around your head, if you come right now you're dead I don't give a shit I don't give a shit Come on my tits Make me twitch I'm a dirty bitch That was it! We don't need to think It's all we wanna be Watch me breathe I say We're going every day It's wrong in every way I'll take you to a place Where we can find our roots Bloody roots Roots Bloody roots Roots Bloody roots Roots Bloody roots Hey Bring me to sleep To get drunk another day And all I wanna see Set us free Why can't you see Can't you feel This is real Ah! I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run Pray we don't need to change Our ways to be seen That's all we wanna be Watch me breathe I say Hey now, honey, honey She got hot wax lips and bedroom eyes Good looks with an evil smile Now, now, grab the mic Screamin' so loud Workin' live for a rock and roll crowd It's my size, a wicked entry Woman of the dark of the law You see, I am Take me now, honey Nightwitch, Blackwitch Got the devil's soul Blackwitch, Nightwitch She shamed you on the floor Nightwitch, Blackwitch Got the devil's soul, honey Blackwitch, Nightwitch The queen of rock and roll Yeah Brutus like that, they make me cringe Legs holdin' on and I wanna shake Anger is the terror, love's the blame We'll keep on rockin' and never the same It's my size, a wicked entry Woman of the dark of the law Take me up, are you? Shake me up, shake me up Shake me up, shake me up Shake me up, shake me up Nightwitch, Blackwitch Got the devil's soul Blackwitch, Nightwitch She shamed you on the floor Nightwitch, Blackwitch Got the devil's soul, honey Blackwitch, Nightwitch The queen of rock and roll Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll The queen of unparalleled unparalleled unparalleled unparalleled unparalleled unparalleled unparalleled unparalleled Are you? Shake me Shake me off Shake me, take me, rock me, rape me Are you? Are you? Smell the deceit, the wicked and sweet My armor's on, I'll get to take me When it doesn't hide no faith I feel like you're my shaker Come on over and rape me The un un un un un un guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Politicians hide themselves away They only start in the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave their own to the poor Yeah! guitar solo Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait till their judgment The day comes guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo wow, that was a long one that was the perfect song to to play that I chose for something that just happened to me, if you guys knew what just happened to me right now while fucking Black Sabbath was playing it was pretty intense for me you're like a new person right now if you guys why, cause before, okay so before, you were all looking green well we were playing music before I started feeling like super sick and I was like, oh my god, I told Mo dude, I feel like I'm gonna throw up and he's like, no you're fine, you're fine and I'm like, oh man and then it started like perspiring and then I think Vice said I started looking pale even though I'm totally pale so so then uh yeah, blue lips yeah, so then um, I started feeling really sick and so thank god, the Black Sabbath song was like, how long was it, like eight minutes or something? yeah, perfect, gave you enough time and so yeah, gave me enough time to throw up real quick like, you know, rinse out my mouth come back like a fucking champ come back like a champ and try to fucking work my way through this fucking May 13th fucking hell that I'm going through right now Friday the 13th oh yeah, Friday the 13th, May 13th well it's May 13th, but it's Friday the 13th I think it was because we were talking about we were talking about Osama and his fucking ghost came and said I'm gonna make you puke and then we were talking about that is he wearing a hockey mask? we were talking about how um the newscasters are keep messing up and saying Obama or whatever instead of Osama? yeah that shit got you all dizzy like it was some kind of crazy ass fucking subliminal shit well on the way over here the Denny's in downtown is now called Nibblers what? what the hell is up with that? Nibblers, like fucking from Futurama and shit? yeah, exactly, I was like, whoa I thought it was in Futurama when they go back in the they go in the future, they go in the past and then it's like, everything's the same but different and it was like the Denny's sign the same exact Denny's sign but it says Nibblers and I'm like, what the hell what planet are we on? that's pretty rad that's kinda cool so what's up, we got somebody wanna talk to us, man? huh? what songs do we listen to right now guys? go ahead, call her hello, hello hey, what's up yo, this is uh, this is Malcus in Osaka hey, what's up man oh, Mark, what's up dude hey, hey, hey are you from Japan? are you calling from Japan right now? yeah, I'm calling from the that's fucking that's fucking rad, dude thank you so much for fucking calling how's everything going out there? no man, you know what, Mark this guy right here, he's um Tony and Kelly's really good friend and Tony and Kelly were uh, they were in 8-Bit with me and so that's how I met Mark and uh, do you remember that fucking tour that 8-Bit did? when you came with us? yeah, with Foxy Autopsy? yeah, dude, that shit was crazy what year was that? let's do that again I think that was like 2004 yeah, I don't know, but are you in Japan right now, Mark? yeah I'm about to hit a vending machine what are you gonna buy? what, dirty panties? I was gonna say that too what? is it true? do they really? do they have those there, Mark? what, vending machines? yeah, they got them, but there's so much more fucked up shit than that really? tell me the cheese man on Japan we got radioactive panties now we got bug porn what? what the fuck? what, like like fucking grasshoppers fucking each other and shit? no, no, it's like covered head to toe in cockroaches oh yeah that's fucking nar, nar interspecies erotica we were talking about this speaking of roaches nuke the world before that we were talking about this guy that a ram was fucking his asshole and he died like that, a donkey? I'm sorry, a donkey a donkey was ramming his asshole yeah, oh there you go I even wanted to say rhinoceros for some reason yeah, rhinoceros that'd be ridiculous, what's up? so, what are you doing in Japan right now? well right now I'm about to buy a drink from a machine I'm not getting my bug porn on today an adult drink? adult drink? can you buy beer out of those machines too? about two, right now you can buy beer? I'll be right if you can I'll be right if you can check it out yo this is the sound of freedom yeah that's awesome there it was even in Japan dude oh Marcus we love you dude I'm glad you're safe I'm glad you're safe you guys are all, how far away were you from that? long way, long way like a couple hundred miles are you growing a tail yet from the radioactive any tentacles? no, no, not quite yet a third ear on your nose? I think it's unrelated yeah, something else sorry it's all windy and shit here wow that's crazy that's true so yeah we're glad that you're listening all the way in Japan, we really appreciate your support, yeah you've been like a long time supporter and that's awesome fuck yeah day one you know that he wrote, I don't know if anybody out there is listening or that'll download this he wrote Zelda which is an 8-bit song that we the first 8-bit song yeah the first 8-bit song, it is the first 8-bit song that's like one of my favorites too that's the one where you guys do the dance yeah, well we have a few of them with dances, because we were retarded like that, you wrote Zelda? I didn't know yeah, him and Tony right? one of the verses, yeah which verse, I'm watching it right now Mario 3 like I was in Auschwitz yeah, nice so oh fuck yeah, go on tour again I'll come with you hell yeah yeah you should, if you're ever here in LA you should definitely come be on the show with us yeah why don't you come be on the show, when are you gonna come to over here? ah shit I don't know, as soon as possible alright cool you always know you gotta open door right here at uh studio's on the nefrost and mo show you can sleep right in the studio man hell yeah there's a futon right here that sounds great cat poop floods and everything? yeah man, you haven't lived until you've been fucking Japan tsunamis are nothing man like you gotta see the the fucking pile, the lake of shit what? hell had no fury like a lake of shit exactly shit liquid ass, liquid ass there's a bottle of liquid ass Mark, Mark Mark there's a bottle of liquid ass on the table here and we haven't even opened it and Jeremy got it and it's in like a vising bottle so one day someone's gonna be drunk with this shit in their eye my eyes are itchy dude it says on there liquid ass butt crack smell that shit it smells disgusting I'm touching the bottle way too much right now and my finger is smelling like ass I haven't touched that shit since I smelled it through the bottle would you keep something like that around? uh Jeremy? yes Jeremy, we'd like to ask you that question please why Jeremy? I don't know I thought we'd fuck with someone on the show and there's Vaseline on the table Vaseline's mine Vaseline from a pinata I still don't understand that it makes perfect sense pinata had to be lubed up it was a donkey pinata hey Mark we don't wanna keep you cause we know that's an expensive call there man oh yeah but we do appreciate you calling thank you so much thank you for calling Mark hey you know what I'm gonna you send me some like are they songs or something cause I got them through my phone I got real drunk I was just sending shit those were meant to be like bumpers oh really? oh shit see Mo I tell Mo to get shit off my internet cause I can't see cause my eyes are fucked up and I can't get shit off my internet I like the songs because sometimes he doesn't do it a lot of the times I guess they don't air out his dirty laundry a lot of the times but anyways I have them and that's what they are they're bumpers they were made very drunk that's awesome I'm fucking excited I'm fucking excited you should pull that shit up right now one of them might even be for the wrong show but anyways enjoy hey thank you so much for your call yeah keep up the good shit I love everything coming out of that studio thank you man thanks a lot let's get our studio family later bye Mark he's cool man you seem like a really good guy he's awesome he's crazy he would get all drunk and crazy like the skinny kid all crazy nah he's cool though we've had plenty of drunken walking through cornfields not really but yeah kinda like in Indiana shit yeah Indiana Jones yeah pretty much Indiana Jones I think I'm getting past a pipe over here yeah the cigar pipe the cigar is cool is that the cough of freedom that was the cough of freedom the cough of death but that was rad we heard the sound of freedom in fucking oh that was rad yeah that's fucking cool that was our first international sound of freedom and that was like yeah man our first international call too that's good that means we're reaching people and that was like perfect timing wasn't it on Friday the 13th yeah it was see the day is turning around it's the night time now what I do feel better now and shit I'll yeah we're all smoking now alright alright let's hear some fucking music please ooo farm ass pass the mask optimist you don't exist music music music no I don't believe in Jesus Christ my mother died of cancer when I was 5 no I don't believe in religion I was forced to go to church I wasn't told why music music music no I don't believe in the police police brutality isn't a dream No, I don't believe in a sister But nothing here does make sense to me Don't worry, you'll get over it You'll grow up, you'll calm down Another you, another fashion You'll get over it, you'll calm down You don't really mean what you say You've had too much to drink Don't be so full of hatred It's not as bad as you think No, I don't believe in what you say You're just part of what I despise Yes, you're part of the fucking system I am blind, I can see your lies Does the system thrive on ignorance? What a public don't know I can't project in the face of you all I stand defiant, the rest of the people They wanna forget Yeah Yeah The un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un She's too fat to fuck She's too fat to fuck She's too fat to fuck All she can do is suck She's too fat to fuck She's too fat to fuck She's too fat to fuck All she can do is suck The bitch too fat to eat The bitch too fat to eat The bitch too fat to eat I'd rather beat my meat She's too stiff on her butt The bitch too stiff on her butt The bitch too stiff on her butt All she can do is suck It's too much esterite It's too much esterite Too much esterite Too much room inside Won't be the lemon Go see Richard Simmons Go see Little Rich You bitch Don't be a lemon Go see Richard Simmons Go see Little Rich You bitch See Jack LaLanne And get your ass trained Take your fat ass to the lane See Jack LaLanne And get your ass trained Take your fat ass to the lane The un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un You're too fat to eat You're too fat to eat I'd rather eat my meat There's too much air to ride Too much air to ride There's too much air to ride Too much room inside You got too much weight You'll never be eight You'll never be eight With that weight So go over yonder And join Jane and Fonda Exercise and bang With Miss Jane So don't be a lemon Go see Richard Simmons Go see Little Sims And get slim See Jack LaLanne And get your ass trained Take your fat ass To the lane Yeah! Cause you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck Hey! You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck Ass too big to ride Ass too big to ride Ass too big to ride Too much room inside You're too funky to eat You're too funky to eat You're too funky to eat I'd rather eat my meat Okay all you women I'll be right back I want you to get up off your tight asses And exercise with Blue Fly I want you to pull up your blouse Your bra and your drawers Grab your left tit with your left hand Your right tit with your right hand Okay now get ready Now pull! Come exercise Those big thin thighs Got too much fat Inside Yeah! Come exercise Those big thin thighs You got too much fat inside You got too much fat inside Yeah! Every time you jog You're like a big hog So come on and jog You hog Every time you jog You're like a big hog So come on and jog You hog Cause you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck Oh you can do me suck! Oh you can do me suck! You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck All you can do is suck You're too stiff for the buck You're too stiff for the buck You're too stiff for the buck All you can do is suck See when you come out and in You'll never be the same again Waking up is where it's at Your body slim but your puss is fat That's what I like Make your lip go up smite in and out and out and in you'll never be the same again working out is where it's at a body slim but your puss is fat that's what I like make my lips smite cause you're too fat to fuck you're too fat to fuck you're too fat to fuck you're too fat to fuck you're too fat to fuck you're too fat to fuck say it out loud girl who's new in town you well you better watch out now or she'll put you down cause she's an evil chick say she's no way she got a long black hair and a big black car I know what you're thinking but you won't get far she gonna make you feel cause she's no un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un She's gonna make you win Cause she's a witch guitar solo It's past around late at night The most out of people live on time If you hear a knockin' on your door You better say it away Why? Why do you live with Say don't you know And do you remember That I told you so Gonna do you with Cause she's the witch Ah! Ah! What would your What would my punk rock friends say? I don't give a fuck what anybody says. What would your fucking SGV punk rock fucking friends say about you holding a little gay ass fucko on my lap? A little teacup chihuahua that's got her He's cool though. He's rad. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. Oh shit. Oh shit. Fuck a buck. I don't care. Nobody can say whatever they want, dude. You got Paco's back. You got Paco's back. That's cute, babe. So I wanna talk a little bit about Shady Lady. Shady Lady. We heard that a few songs back. Yeah, a few songs back. Night Witch. Not to be confused with The Witch by the Sonics. But Shady Lady, they're the first ever glam band. If anyone wants to dispute that, they can kick my ass. Not kick my ass. No, but try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. But try. He's like the hardcore-est rock and roll dude. He's just like, dude, he like crazy ass stories. Crazy ass. And you just see him and he's just like rock and roll dude. Super rock and roll. Awesome. So. Anyways. Anyways. I've seen them before. They're fucking rad. Yeah. We had a, where did, where were we at, Laura? Where we had like a, like there was a party. Oh, the girl from Spitfire. Lori. Lori. Laura. Not to be confused with Laura. It was her. Oh, it was that, I think it was your birthday party actually. Or Mike's birthday party. Stefan was there. But they didn't play that night. But they were there. At Spikes. No, I'm not talking about that. At Spikes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about the one at, at Whittier. At some backyard in Whittier. I think it was Lori's. Oh, at my birthday party. Yeah. Me and Sal had a joint birthday party at Manny and Lori's of Spitfire. Did you say joint? Did you say joint? It was a joint. Joint birthday party, but not. Not the kind of joint you smoke. Not the kind of joint that I'm out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that kind of joint. I like those kind of things. That I'm out here perked up about right now. It was like, Sal's birthday is like in July. One of the jointsicle. And mine's in July, so we had it. But yeah, I wanted to do a shout out to Spitfire Interiors too. Oh, excuse me. Do over. Spitfire Interiors, because I got like kind of my start from there. Yes. And they also like, I sell online, but I also sell at Spitfire Interiors. And Lori and Manny are like some of my. Bestest friends. I was going to say oldest friends, but not old in that way. But like longest time as friends. Longest time. It's in Whittier. Hello. It's in Whittier. Yeah. And you guys should go. It's in, it's in, what is it called? Old Town? Old Town. Uptown. Uptown, Whittier. And Spitfire Interiors is there. And also Just Deadly. And hello. There's just like super, so much shopping to do there. They have like a fair there once a week too. And they're just like, I mean, anyone that's like in the area. There's just like awesome stuff to do in Whittier. And ever since I was a little kid, like I would hang out there and just like take the bus there. Just to like hang out at the vintage shops and stuff. And there's just like so much to do over there. And it's kind of like LA without the high price tag. It's just awesome there. Yeah. And Spitfire Interiors sells like. What? Somebody heard, somebody said today like, uh, we're Whittier where the girls are prettier. Remember me? Remember me? Remember that? On the radio, on the Arlebo show. Yeah, on the Arlebo show. The guy, somebody said. Right on. Whittier where the girls are prettier. I was like, that's fucking bad. What was the song? Atomic Dog. Oh yeah. He's like, can I hear Atomic Dog? No, this one's for my sister. Atomic Dog. Like, what the fuck? How are you going to be there? This is for my sister Gina. Yeah, some shit like that. Yeah. Awesome. I love fucking the Arlebo show. I'm going to do a rap about the Arlebo show someday. You should. Like Arlebo on my radio. What were you singing to us before the show started? The jumping rope? No. No. Dude, you were like bomb ass at that shit. You liked it, Laura? I think. That was bad. That was bad. Nemo's like, no, please don't do that. Oh God, why are you reminding her? I'm all doing her the evil eye and shit. Shut up, Laura. Shut up. He's not kicking you under the table. I think we can all agree on this one though. If we were to listen to some Circle Jerks. Oh yes. I think everyone would be happy with that. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Thumbs up for Circle Jerks. Yeah? I say yes. Circle Jerk. Dude. I really like your name. Necklace. Is that a gun? Yeah, it is. Thanks. I got it at charcoaldesigns.com. Oh, I've never seen anything like that before. That's because it isn't mass produced. Each piece is handmade by Charcoal Designs. In Islos? That's the sound of freedom. The Frost. What do you think about mass produced jewelry? Ah, just kick them in the balls. Charcoal Designs. Unique handmade punk and rockabilly inspired jewelry. Use code skidrow at charcoaldesigns.etsy.com and save 20% off your total. The un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un I got the world of my ass You know I got the world of my ass Antisciency Putting me up to my Beat it out Blubberbub Choke you You know I got the world of my ass You know I got the world of my ass Antisciency Putting me up to my Spit it out Take your rules Rip them up Tap, tap Take your rules Rip them up But he's got the blues Up to Mardown Up in downtown But he's with no shoes And as it had cooled In a 55 Dodge Didn't mean to do it But a sidewalk run In the noonday sun Tend to one He had to lose it The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un The un un un un You look just like an elf from hell guitar solo My heart is broken so I'm going to hell guitar solo Bear me way down deep in hell guitar solo I'm a steel drum man, I want to go to hell guitar solo There goes an RV Oh, oh It's full of RV Yeah, yeah Full of new full RV Oh, oh Yeah, come on guitar solo I'm going to buy me a graveyard of my own guitar solo And cute little everyone who ever told me wrong guitar solo I'm going to buy me a gun just as long as my arm guitar solo And cute little everyone who ever done me harm guitar solo Yeah, I'm going to get an RV Oh, oh It's full of RV Yeah, yeah I'm going to get an RV Oh, oh Woo un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un Yeah, job on eating, job on talking Job on eating, job on talking I was hunting for niggas down in the dark But all of a sudden I had a bitter thought Let's go hunt out there, oh, oh Let's go get happy, yeah, yeah Full of love and happy, oh, oh You are had un un un un un un un un un un un un un un had un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un You are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are. Ave. Come to me, I am. Come to me, I am. I am. I am. I was all dressed up like an Elvis from hell. Hell. Hell. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I love the Gun Club because, well, I got to see them in like 1990. And they opened for 45 Grave. And I guess I didn't appreciate them back then. But now they're one of my favorite bands. And then I found out that Jeffrey Lee Pierce, the singer, is from Montebello. And I was like, that's freaking awesome. You're from Montebello, right? Yeah, yo. So. Montebello. I'm kind of from Montebello, too. Yeah. That's how I met LaFrost. So, yeah. Like, I like the Gun Club before I even knew that. And then I was like, just steal the deal. And I'm just like, I know it sounds cheesy. But I think if like Jeffrey Lee Pierce was around, like, our lives would be better. Like, it's just like a freaking awesome musician. Like, I love, love, love that guy. So, anyways. You know who else is an awesome musician? Who's that? It's Vice right here. Woo. Yeah. Yeah. You're making it. You've been quiet. You've been quiet all this time. Yeah, you haven't said much. Come on, Vice. I heard much last night. And I'm freaking blown. What were you doing last night that you didn't sleep so much? Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Oh, wow. He was with Lydia. I don't know. Yeah. Lydia. Lydia and I. Lydia. Lydia's your dog. My doggie. That's his dad. Yeah. He goes with me everywhere. So, you're going to be back here at Skid Row Studios next week. Yeah, next week. Back next week. Next Friday. With your band, The Chuds. The Chuds. The cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. That will be coming out from the underground. So, you guys going to do some live shit for us or what, dude? Yeah, I think that might be possible. Tell us about The Chuds. Tell you about The Chuds. Yeah. Tell me about The Chuds. Oh, sorry. Just real quick. Real quick. We don't want to pre-ejaculate. You've told us before, but you're fresh. We don't want to pre-ejaculate. You know? So, just a little bit. Just a little taste. Just a little. Leave them wanting. Leave them wanting a little bit more. You know what I'm saying? A little something. A little something. A little flavor. Basically, after I tried to set off the nuclear reactors and then, you know, there was a problem. I kind of got, you know, damaged in the process. And Dr. Killamoff came and found me and reassembled me from, like, parts of leftover fetuses and, like, dogs. So, basically, you know. So, when you start the show, are you going to actually put, like... That's how we hooked up and started wrapping the shit. Are you going to put, like, Woochie? Like... Do you guys know what Woochies are? Like, those, like, fake things you can get. Like, on Halloween, that makes it look like a bullet or something like that. But, like, arms, since you're, like, made of fetuses. No. Or, like, are you going to go that far? I just roll with my ski mask and wear my, you know... To hide your hideously deformed face. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. You should put some cotton balls, like, on one of the sides or something. Like, kind of make it look deformed. Like, cotton balls over here somewhere. Why would I want to do that? Well, because you're... Yeah, just a ski mask. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. All right. All right. Just cover up my hideous face like Mo said. Hideously disgusting. Wait, we were talking about faces earlier. No, I said hideously disfigured. Disfigured. Remember the faces? Oh, I disfigured it. What was that faces conversation that we had, Laura? Faces? Yeah. With the cream, the... Remember somebody was throwing acid on their face and shit? Yeah. Yeah. Some girl, it was like a hoax that she had put Drano on her face. It's a mental case. She went and said that, yeah, it was... Someone threw acid on her face. The un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un It's called Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder or something like that. I think that's the name of it. They had a distorted view of beauty. I'm totally into Twilight Zone. You guys don't even know how much. So anyways, that band, what's the name of them, Laura? Which one? Tell me, girl. The one that we were talking about earlier, the Montebello. The Gun Club. Yeah. The Jeffery Lee Purse. Yeah. And then the Tudds. You guys want to hit this? Shady Lady. Oh, shit. Shady Lady. Hey, Vice, are you working on a new album, you were telling me? Yeah. I've been working on, you know, it's called Valley of Armageddon. I'm hoping to drop in 2012 if everybody's still around, you know? Yeah, after the fucking Armageddon. After all the Armageddon apocalyptic shit happens. Isn't that May 21st or something? Nah, they say all that drama, but, you know, who knows? I'm just trying to have a good anniversary. I just got to plan out my calendar. Time will tell. Yeah, no one's going to know. What date does that land on? It's supposed to be in December. That's what they say, in 2012. Like the 21st or something like that. According to the... 12-21-12. Yeah, something like that. Oh, shit. That's just when the cycle ends or something like that. I don't want to start giving a bunch of false information that I don't know about. They're going to start giving us calls and shit. Google it. You're wrong, motherfucker. Huh. What's your angry comments? I don't give a fuck. Paco, Google it. So we're going to fucking, I guess, keep on hitting this fucking blunt real fast and play some tunes and smoke this shit. Yeah. Oh. I know I'm drunk now. Ladies and gentlemen, I forgot my favorite man sitting over there. His name is... Mr. Dovelina, Mr. Bob Dovelina. Mr. Dovelina, Mr. Bob Dovelina. The The The The The The I saw you trying to mock me Now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me But it isn't happening, you pargelit foes You used to front big time, now I suppose That everything's cool since the style of apparel you adopted You used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it So you gotta kick it with the homies But D.E.L. is already hip to your cronies Me and CMP just thought about this and never have we seen a Brother who would hover like Mr. Mr. Mr. Dabbleen Mr. Dabbleen and Mr. Bob Dabbleen Mr. Dabbleen and Mr. Bob Dabbleen My husband had had enough of un un un un un un un un un un un My husband had had enough of un un un un un un un un un un un un un My husband had had enough of un un un un un un un un un un un Mr. Double D and Mr. Bob Double D Fly out to bed, Mr. Bob Double D Fly out to bed, Mr. Bob Double D Fly out to bed, Mr. Bob Double D Fly out to bed, Mr. Bob Double D Mr. Double D and Mr. Bob Double D Mr. Double D and Mr. Bob Double D Mr. Double D and Mr. Bob Double D Mr. Bob Double D Ooh, ooh, Mr. Double D You thought you could manipulate, you thought you could fool me Ooh, ooh, Mr. Double D Cheech Wizard put me on a stupor, then he schooled me Prince could be fraudulent, just you wait and see First he was my money grip, then he stole my honey dip Mr. Double D is a serpent, don't you agree? The little two-timer resembles Aunt Jemima With jeans and a dirty white hoodie Seems like he wouldn't be a snake, or would he? Disguises come in all sizes and shapes Notice the facade of the snake They all catch the vapes, even though last year they was GQ Took a lot of time before the D.E.L. could see through the mask All I had to do is ask the Emperor and Kwame And my maris thought if they were bombay Fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules The way you on my dick must really hurt your knees You need to take heat and quit being such a goopy Ever since I did a little show in Guadalupe I never saw a goopy like you But what is funny is you wanted to be down with my crew The D.E.L. is not down with any clowns or jesters So I would suggest that you try to impress some professed idol Dabalina Because you don't impress me Dabalina The style of dress is not the key Dabalina It's all in the mind and the heart So you should start by remembering you gotta pay a fee Dabalina Mr. Dabalina, Mr. Bob Dabalina Glory hella stupid Mr. Bob Dabalina Glory hella stupid Mr. Bob Dabalina Glory hella stupid Mr. Bob Dabalina Glory hella stupid Mr. Bob Dabalina Mr. Dabalina Mr. Dabalina Mr. Dabalina Outro Music This is the latest Vice track. A little rough cut. Hope you enjoy it. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. This is the latest Vice track. guitar solo Raining blood From the luster in the sky Bleeding in its horror Creating my structure Now I shall rain the blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood Raining blood I don't know. I think we're going to play some more jams or what the fuck? What are we going to do? We're all fucking laid back. We're taking this one real chill. I still have throw up in my teeth. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about having throw up in your nose? How do you feel about waking up? I have my nose in my teeth. In my tooth. In between your teeths? Yep. When we get floss, let's listen to this track. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. You're never getting paid anymore You're not the man when you try You're not the man when you try Do you want to run away? Keep on coming in a bit What the fuck are you fighting for? And if you got a job on the floor You better be honest with what you've got You're never getting paid anymore It's a moment's dinner It's a moment's dinner It's a moment's dinner It's a moment's dinner So good to miss that, I remember It gets better It gets better While the Russian tanks Are mowing them down They're getting ready As children and the crowd With some income They're getting ready While the Islam armies Are beckoning on They're getting ready And the money's first That's left in the rest of the world But it rises in the east And it's good It's gonna burn your samples down While the heads of the state Are having their fun Are you ready? They're looking at the world Through a barrel of a gun Are you ready? And they're running Fleeing on the phone The time has come Are you ready? And you're standing And bleeding In your little war trap Are you ready? And there's a burning sun And it's dead to the rest of the world But it rises in the east And it's good It's gonna burn your samples down Down! We'll be right back. I wish. Yes, I wished. Damn it. Don't you fucking wish? I wish for shit all the time. You wish what shit? Wish for a fish. You wish for a fish? Fish is fucking delicious. Fuck a duck. Fuck everything. Donkey, dank, dingleberry, doppelganger, douche. That's what you were talking about earlier. What? The donkey, dank, dingleberry. I'm the one with the G's. Donkey, dank, dingleberry, doppelganger, douche. Godzilla, gumball, bang. Oh, wait. Godzilla, gumball, gangbanging, gonorrhea, goose. Gonorrhea, goose? Yeah. Gangbanging, gonorrhea. I came up with that shit when I was a kid. Gangbanging, douche, gonorrhea. Yeah. Donkey, dank, dingleberry, doppelganger, douche. Godzilla, gumball, gangbanging, gonorrhea, goose. So Godzilla has gonorrhea and gangrene? Yeah. And there's no gangrene in there. I should have put gangrene in there. Yeah, totally, man. Do you guys remember the Powerpuff Girls? Yes. And there was the gangrene gang. Do you guys remember them? The gangrene gang? They were fucking a bunch of, like, outcasts. Ruffians. Yeah. Ruffians. Ruffians. Ruffians. Yeah. Some ruffians about goons. They're awesome. And then what about him? He was all, like, a gay devil. Do you remember that? Just him. Like, the man. Him. A gay devil? What the fuck? Yeah, a gay devil. A gay devil. He was kind of gay, huh? Yeah, he was totally, like, he would, like, skip across, like, ooh. Like, totally gay, like. Didn't he have gay eyebrows? Yeah, totally. Like, really plucked eyebrows. Yeah. Maybe one episode of that. He looked like he would be dancing salsa to this song. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that. Like, all skinny and shit. Did he have the painted on mustache style? Yeah, totally. He sure did. John Waters style. Yeah. Hey, you know what? I want to say something real fast. I want to say what's up to my homeboy, Omar, in Vegas. What's up, Omar? I'm sure he's probably listening or he will be listening tomorrow. And I just want to tell that fool we'll see him in July. Oh, shit, yeah. On the 22nd and 23rd. We're going to play some shows out there and shit. I got to go to Vegas tomorrow. AOM's going out there. Oh, shit. I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to Vegas until Tuesday. That sucks because you got to work, you know what I mean? Yeah. Man, did I, was I telling you guys about the bar we went into? Well, that guy fucking shit out his fucking liver, you said? Oh, man. Yeah, yeah. That guy shit his liver on the floor. My co-worker saw it and the guy was having a hard time in the bathroom. He thought he puked, but then he walked out and he saw it was running down his leg and still coming out of his ass. Yeah. That's a lot of drinking. That's horrible. Nah. That's when you're supposed to stop drinking when you shit your liver out of your ass. That's not good. Ugh. That's a sign, I think, dude. Yeah. That might be one of the warning signs that I want to stop. That rants is a red flag. Get some shit. When there's blood stains in your underwear. The blood shits is usually a good time to stop. Looking blood farts. Weren't you going to do some shout outs for us here, models? Oh, yeah. Definitely. I want to do a shout out to Angie Alamia. No, but totally. Angie, like. She's super awesome. One of my models. She's just like my top model. Top model. Top model, baby. She's just super awesome. Red hair. The cute girl you always see everywhere at all the shows. She's super awesome. And Alexis Misquez of thebowhunks.com. The bow hunks are fucking awesome. Yeah. They were here a few weeks ago. Dude. Alexis is flawless. Super awesome. Super gorgeous. And she's like a sweetheart. And so is Angie. I mean, they're just like super cool chicks. Yeah. Yeah. And beautiful smiles. Like super, super lucky to have them as my models. And I'm just so grateful to have them. And thank you guys for everything you've done for us. And I will see you guys soon. Yes. And then bye, Cezanne. So tonight on episode 16. Yeah. So is Danny. But he didn't say much. He just looks like he's having a hard time staying awake from all the fucking blunts. All the fucking bluntsicles. It's his blunt face. Yeah. We didn't have any bonk lutes tonight. I did earlier. Oh, Cezanne and I actually, I did. I did. I forgot. So yeah. One more show I wanted to talk about next week in Azusa, Los Creepers. It's like one of the few all ages shows. They're a really badass band. You should check it out. It's in Azusa at the fucking. Aren't they on Hellcat Records or something? Or some shit. I think so. Yeah. I'm not positive. Hellcat Records. Tim Armstrong. His label. But yeah. Azusa. The Psycho House. The Bohonks are playing tomorrow, right? Yeah. The Bohonks are playing tomorrow night in Whittier. The Boss Beats. Yeah. That's going to be a fucking awesome show. I'll be there for sure. Yeah. Oh, you're going to go? Yeah. Yeah. We're going for sure. Yay. I'm going to see you tomorrow. I hope they let me in, dude. Oh, shit. My ID. Oh. What's wrong with your ID? It's expired for like three years or something. Four. Four. Sometimes they give me a hard time about it. They do. I'll vouch for you. I'll vouch for you. You know, do you know them? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. Nice. We're good. We're good. You're in. Tell them we'll plug their show if they let me in. Yeah. Isn't your sister playing? She's not going to vouch for you? Yeah, she's ball. Yeah, but I don't think she's got any juice there. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. She'll be playing tomorrow night too. Well, yeah. That's another show you guys should definitely check out. And then we want to talk about the other Skid Row Studio radio shows that are happening. Jeremy, why don't you tell us about the Pinata Hour? Yeah, we got a new show. On Wednesday night. We just did our first episode on Wednesday. So Wednesdays, seven to eight, the Pinata Hour. Apparently there's some leftover Vaseline here. Yeah, is that where the Vaseline came from? Yeah, it was inside the... Yeah, it came out of the Pinata. Yeah, so... All kinds of goodies fell out of that thing. Sounds like fun. Vials. And that's like a large, large bottle of Vaseline. Yeah. Full size. Full size. That's the family size. That's crazy. Economic value. There's no expense. It's not even... Leave it over there. They're going to smash a Pinata on every show, so that'll be interesting. That's going to get expensive. Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah. But anyways, yeah, so... Fuck it. And then the Mormon show too happens on Thursday night. Thursday nights at 10, the Mormon Music Radio Pod. So look out for that. They're on iTunes now as well. So... Subscribe. Follow that shit. And check them out. Do you have anything new coming up soon? There's also the Verbal Vomit show, which is on Tuesdays. And nothing new in the pipeline at the moment. I think four shows is... You're a busy guy, though. Four shows is all I can handle at this moment. Yeah. So we're going to ride this one out for a little while. And isn't Mike Watt going to be on the Pinata or something sometime soon? Um... They're in the middle of trying to set up an interview with him. That's awesome. I don't know about specifics yet. All right, all right. But I'm sure we'll hear about it. Well, on the LaFrost and Moe show, we're going to be having the Coochies, which is a SGV, like, girl punk rock band. Come on. Yeah, she really likes the girl punk bands. I think June 10th or something. And we're going to have Dionysus Records guy, my friend Lee, come in. Um... Um... Um... The beginning of July. So we're going to be coming up with some great guests. We've got the Pins coming up on the 3rd. They're going to be coming to the studio and getting wasted with us. I expect that one to be a fucking rowdy one. You know what I mean? The Pins? The Pins, yeah. Oh. How rowdy, though? I don't know how rowdy I can handle. I don't want them to start a fucking pit in the middle of the studio and shit. I don't know if I can handle that. Are they punk rock band? Yeah. Yeah. An SGV punk rock band. No, they're not. No, they're not. I'm not. They're not from SGV. We could do that. Outro. Yeah. I kind of spaced out there for a little bit. That's okay. I was listening to the conversation. We want to thank you guys for listening and all the motherfuckers that are always downloading shit and keep fucking downloading. Yeah, and listen to all the shows on Skid Row Studios because we all got our own, you know, thing, thing and a thing going on and shit, so. It's all fun. Thanks to Mark for calling from Japan. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Thanks, Mark. That was really cool. That was a radioactive call. Yeah, totally radioactive, and he's been a supporter since the beginning, so that's cool. I love the weed. I love weed, too. I love weed, too. We want to thank Noah from Charcoal Designs for coming in tonight. Thank you, guys. And Vice. And hanging out and playing some of our favorite songs. Vice, the anti-hero. And he's going to be on next week with the Chuds, so check that out. Yeah, tune in for that. I think that one's going to be pretty wild. I'm looking forward to that one. That sounds interesting. Stick around. Yeah. Stick around for the Chuds. You guys might want to check this one out. This one's going to be an interesting. Yeah, we're going to drop some Chud tracks on you guys, if you can fucking handle it. I'm going to talk about Tesla sometime. Someday or other, I'm going to try to get Cindy to come up here and talk about the Tesla. Good luck on that one. The Tesla coil and shit like that. That would be awesome. But maybe someday it'll happen. Someday. Maybe someday. And Danny was here with us tonight. Normally, he mans the camera, but tonight we didn't film anything. So. He was in the microphone. What? We what? But normally, Danny mans the camera. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, he's not sitting here doing nothing, basically. But it's all right. We'd be glad. Then we have Jeremy, of course. The mastermind behind all this shit that happens here at Skid Row. We want to thank him. Thank you. Thank you for allowing us. And your garbage can in your backyard, Jeremy. I apologize. But I even felt like I was turning green. Yeah. When you got to do it, you just got to fucking do it. Better than puking in here. Yeah, better than puking in the trash can out there. Throw them in the garbage. No, no. Over the fucking, over the rail right there. What did you have for lunch? I had Taco Bell today. That's the only thing I had. We don't want to get sued by Taco Bell. Bat new. Batty bat new. Bat new. You guys know this. Batty bat new. It was just some random taco truck. Not Taco Bell. Let's tell it next time. Oh, okay. Yeah, we got to tell it next time. So Friday the 13th of the day, or was Friday the 13th. I don't know. Fuck Friday the 13th. I know. Fuck Friday the 13th. We drank that shit away. It's still Friday the 13th. We got four minutes left. Fuck that shit. Yeah. In four minutes, our luck will change. Yay. Yeah, this was episode 16. And we want to thank everybody for listening. Everybody that's here tonight. Thank you. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row dot LA dot LA. Mike, that was your name? Mike. You know what I'm saying? www.skidrow.la. Yes. Moe's. Nar, nar. Nar, nar. What the fuck is nar, nar? Narly, narly. Nar, nar. I learned it from you. What? Nar, nar? I'm taking crazy pills right here. Cray, cray. I say cray, cray because of Jolene, but. Nar, nar? What the fuck is that? I got nar, nar from Tanya. Good times. Oh, see. Happy birthday, Tanya. I want to say that to you. Happy birthday, Tanya. 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