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fucking asshole.
You know why?
You don't have the guts to be what you want to be.
You need people like me.
You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say that's the bad guy.
So?
What that make you?
Good?
You not good.
You just know how to hide.
How to lie.
Me?
Me?
I don't have that part.
Me?
I always tell the truth.
I always tell the truth.
Even when I lie.
Even when I lie.
So say goodnight to the bad guy.
Go on.
The last time you're gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Go on.
Get away from the bad guy.
What are you doing?
It's the bad guy.
I don't want to.
Better get out of his way.
We'll do it live.
Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles.
We'll do it live.
Fuck it.
It's the More Music Radio Pod.
Do it live.
I'll write it and we'll do it live.
On skidrow.la Fucking thing sucks.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
3.
Hey, what's going on everybody?
It's the More Music Radio Pod on skidrow.la.
It's Thursday night and we're having another 5 man, 6 man party tonight.
Our first show tonight is the Skid Row.
We're having a big show tonight.
We're having a big show tonight.
We're having a big show tonight.
We're having a big show tonight.
We're having a big show tonight.
We're having a big party tonight.
Alright.
We got Lee in studio.
We got Jeremy in studio.
We have Joel in studio.
And say goodnight to the bad guy.
Me, the bad guy.
It was fun last night.
No, Lee?
What are you doing?
Did you have a good night last night?
Hell yeah, I did.
Every time I come down here, it's fun.
It's fun at skidrow.la.
Thank you.
Thank you.
at skidrow.la.
Oh, yes.
Indeed.
Yeah, I saw you here last night, man.
Really?
Yeah.
Were you here last night?
Yeah, I came down here last night, man.
Remember?
Yeah.
Remember?
Yeah, I remember.
And I came down.
You look different now.
That's why.
Yeah, well, I changed my shirt today.
I decided to change my shirt today especially for this show.
This guy is good.
This is my special shirt right now.
This guy is good.
I like this kid.
But yeah, man, I came down yesterday on the piñata hour to kind of see how Jeremy did the board because I guess Jeremy wants to take a little bit of a break.
You know what I mean?
Like he wants to hang out with the guys and sit at the table and drink the beer and have somebody run the board.
Ain't that right?
See there?
Yep.
I want to hang out and have fun like you guys sometimes.
Yeah.
And that's what it was last night.
It was like a big hangout.
Lots of people here and stuff and piñata hour was going off and I brought like half a bottle of Maker's Mark and taking shots starting to feel good and shit.
But...
Oh, that was your bottle?
Yeah, that was my bottle.
Oh, I saw this shit going around.
Yeah, I brought it in.
I gave Jeremy a couple snaps and stuff.
That's some good shit, man.
Maker's Mark if anybody wants to get me anything for Christmas or my birthday.
Jeremy was partying last night.
Was I?
Yeah, you were partying, right?
Yeah, yeah, you were.
Yeah.
I like Maker's Mark.
It was a...
It was a big party last night, man.
You know, and even I was having a little bit too much fun behind the microphone and I kind of...
See, I'm known for having a big mouth.
You took the board hostage.
I took the board hostage, right.
Yeah, I saw Jeremy.
Jeremy was...
I came here...
Jeremy was looking at the board like it wasn't his anymore.
I came here to learn, you know what I mean?
And I just kind of just like went...
I'm like a kid, man.
You know, in class it's just like I learned some stuff and I just want to like play around with it.
Play around and stuff.
But anyway, man, and I'm glad that Lee's here and of course Jeremy's always here, you know, because I kind of fucked up yesterday and opened my mouth about some friends of your guests and like everybody...
It was kind of like a weird like crossfire offensive kind of thing.
Like I had said something about somebody who wasn't even here and then...
You know what the funny thing is?
That he didn't know you were here.
He didn't know you were coming.
Right.
Well, he didn't want me to come?
No.
He didn't know that you were coming.
Just in case for the people that weren't listening to Piñata Hour.
I mean, I don't know if you're going to hear it on the podcast, but see, that's why you got to listen live to the shows on SkidRoad.LA because a lot of shit will happen.
They missed out.
Live.
You guys missed out on some shit because I opened my big mouth and I said something about this guy I don't like and I guess Bobby from Stab City got offended because he really likes that guy a lot because he's like a really cool dude and then since Bobby was offended, the drummer from Peg Leg Love is...
He's the drummer, right?
Yeah.
He was drum sesh last night.
Yeah.
He had like a bunch of drummers on.
So the drummer from Peg Leg Love got angry because Bobby looked so upset and because he was upset because I had said something about something else.
It's like a weird like toot toot toot connect the dots kind of thing and I didn't know what the fuck was going on, man.
Like, I had said that and it was obviously like uncomfortable and you know, whatever.
I mean, hey man, there's just some people that I think are just like crap people, you know?
I mean, you have experiences with people and you know, just I've had experiences with this one particular dude and he's just a fucking douchebag, you know?
I mean, until he, you know, fucking, you know, shapes up or something, you know?
I mean, you know how it is.
Sometimes you don't like people, then you get to know them, then you have a conversation with them and be like, ah, you know, that guy's alright, you know, but I haven't had that yet with this one guy.
I don't like people when they call me early in the morning to ask me if the sky is blue.
I hate that.
Yeah, man.
I hate that too because it's just such an inconvenience.
You're smoking some good shit tonight, Lee.
What's going on, man?
We all are.
Maybe it's the fumes from your shirt, man, you know?
This is brought to you by Skid Row.
So anyway, man, it was an uncomfortable thing.
I fucked up because like this is a this wasn't my show, you know?
I was just having fucking too much fun and I fucking opened my mouth and I kind of made it uncomfortable for Lee and I made it uncomfortable for Jeremy because this drummer, like in the middle, I don't know if you listened live, but this drummer guy, like all of a sudden, like everybody's like, hey, man, are you okay?
Dude, I didn't know what you were talking about when he's like, hey, man, are you okay?
And Bobby's like, oh, man, he's pissed.
And I look over at this guy because I'm like, hmm, I'm hearing, I'm talking about this guy.
Travis or?
Yeah, the guy, the fucking, really pissed off, fucking angry, tough dude.
So, and I look over at him and this dude has fucking sunglasses on, dude.
And he's looking at me like fucking Stallone Cobra, dude, fucking.
You ever see that poster of that movie?
Yeah, with the gun.
Yeah, with the gun and shit.
He has a cigar in his mouth.
Yeah, and I'm like, fucking wow.
And I'm like, wow, I think this guy's mad at me.
And he's like, you fat motherfucker or something like that.
And I'm like, oh, shit, this guy's mad at me.
I mean, I was like the fattest guy in the room at the time, you know?
And, uh, so, like, this guy got really fucking pissed off and he wanted to fucking fight on the fucking, and the fucking mics were open.
No, I mean, he was just like walking about this far and I told him, listen, you're gonna beat the, you're gonna beat the crap out of this guy.
Hey, hey, man, take it easy, dude.
I mean, hey, I'm not the, listen, hold on, no, no, no, hold on one second.
You're questioning something that when I, when I get questioned like that, it's just in my fucking nature, man.
I'm fucking pissed off.
I'm fucking Chicano, you know what I mean?
Fucking, I don't like fucking people thinking that they could just fucking push me over.
This guy was not, it was not guaranteed this guy was gonna fucking beat the crap out of me, you know?
First of all, fucking, that's all the fucking big old fucking macho fucking testosterone bullshit fucking show that he's fucking giving to all these fucking girls.
So I understood the fucking situation.
The guy wasn't gonna fucking do shit.
There are fucking too many people here and there's just that, too much of a fucking audience for it, you know?
And I wasn't gonna fucking perpetuate it because I thought it was really fucking stupid that this fucking guy got all fucking pissed off at me because I have an opinion about some fucking douchebag friend of theirs, you know?
It wasn't the right thing to do and I do apologize for that, man.
But I've had the fucking most fucking shitty fucking day because I've been thinking about this shit all fucking day and it has me in a fucking mood, man.
You know?
Hey, man.
That, I mean, hey, you know what?
You can get pissed off and shit, dude, but fucking saying, hey, man, I'm gonna fucking kick your ass and shit.
Fucking people like that are the fucking most fucking weak people.
They're the ones They're the ones that are fucking putting up a fucking facade so you don't fucking see that they're fucking cowards and fucking pussies.
You know, I don't, maybe out of four or five guys sometimes, one is a one.
That doesn't fucking mean anything, man, because you know what, dude?
There's fucking consequences to whatever the fuck you do, you know?
And so if anybody's gonna fucking get all fucking crazy and shit, you know, that's why I try to fucking stay away from that fucking bullshit, you know?
You know how many people I tried to fucking talk to that dude and be like fucking whatever.
He was just fucking so fucking pissed off.
From the time I got home, from, I think I got home around 11, 30, all the way to probably four in the morning, I had about messages.
My phone was going on, like, and I was like, I usually pick, look at my phone and answer, you know?
But I knew they were gonna talk about something.
And I got so much messages like this morning on the Facebook alone and also in the piñata.
I was like, did that just happen?
Right.
And I was like, I didn't fucking think that was gonna happen, you know?
I mean, fucking, I think that when I made the room uncomfortable, I was like, oh shit, I'm feeling a little embarrassed about this, you know?
Like fucking these guys are not happy, you know?
So I was like, oh, okay, no, I didn't, you know, think anything of it.
And dude, so like, I didn't fucking have any intention for anything like that.
And like I told you last night, man, and I want to do it here live on the air and apologize to you and say I really am sorry for derailing your show.
Making it uncomfortable.
I could see how uncomfortable you were.
I mean, that's not your vibe and stuff.
And to Jeremy, I mean, if you guys don't know, I mean, it sounds great on skidroad.la, you know?
It fucking sounds really fucking pro.
But the fucking fact of the matter is, is that we're fucking upstairs in fucking Jeremy's house.
This is where he fucking lives at, you know?
So fucking when people get all crazy, I mean, I would fucking, you know, start getting a little worried about my shit, you know, getting fucked with or fucking broken or fucking just like shit like that.
So Jeremy was obviously like, you know, freaked out about it, you know?
And I, and I, and you want to say something about that?
Well, I know you've been thinking about it all day.
I mean, the guy was super pissed and, and, you know, at the end of the day, like, it wasn't your show and I didn't think that you were gonna start commenting.
Right.
I really thought that.
I should have kept my mouth shut, man.
Well, and I thought that you knew that.
And it would have been fine.
Right.
You know?
So when people, when people get all, you know, pissed off and ready to start throwing punches, like, yeah, man, I worked really hard for all this shit.
That's, that's what I was avoiding.
That's what I wanted to avoid.
Yeah, and I feel bad about that.
I worked really hard for all this shit.
But I mean, think about it, man.
If I would have fucking said, like, hey, you know what?
Your mother is a fucking leprous, fucking skanky, fucking whore, and you're her fucking bastard fucking child, then them's fighting words, you know?
That's cool.
This guy got upset because his friend was upset.
Like, and I'm like, and I always find that weird.
Who was upset?
There's like some weird shit.
Who was upset?
Oh, Travis?
Yeah, he was upset because, no, no, he was upset because Bobby was, okay, he was really upset because, oh, let's see here.
Okay.
He was upset because the fact that, and if anybody wants to call in, it's 800-893-9562.
If you guys heard it, if you guys have an opinion on it, call up and let's talk about it, you know?
All I'm saying is if you want to fight, just go outside.
And fight it out in the street.
No, he said it.
Hey, I'll fight you outside.
That was Travis was doing.
Like, hey, I'll fight you outside.
But Vince wouldn't answer.
Because, dude, you know what, dude?
I fucking was so fucking pissed off, dude.
I don't like that, dude.
When people do that to me, I fucking don't like it.
You're right.
Dude, that's how you release anger.
But hey, give me some credit, Lee and Jeremy.
Give me some credit because I kept my mouth shut after that, man.
You know?
I just, I don't fucking like it when people are like that.
I don't fucking like it when people are that fucking stupid and they act fucking stupid like that.
You know?
Well, you know what happened?
I mean, he was, I mean, you try to...
And I act stupid because it was a stupid chain reaction.
You were trying to get the band, too, right?
Pella Glove.
Hold on a second.
Someone's at the door.
I think Dan is at the back door if somebody can get him.
I'm glad Dan's here.
You know what?
Shows like the Jersey Shore from MTV, they're so successful.
Hold on a second.
Because they have to have that, that, you know.
Yeah, right now, Dan is actually...
He's actually at the door and we're going to let him in right now.
What is reality radio?
This is fucking reality fucking radio.
Isn't reality radio really out there?
Because in reality, I'm fucking like, I feel both, I feel both like embarrassed because like, I fucked up your show and I freaked out Jeremy because he thought fucking shit was going to go down in his show.
But at the same time, man, like fucking, I thought about it and I accept my blame and responsibility and that, you know, that won't happen again.
You know, I'll save it for this fucking show to fucking, you know, be real about shit and not, you know, fucking put up any fucking bullshit.
But, you know, I mean, on the other hand, I felt bad, you know, but on the other hand, I was so fucking pissed off, dude, that I was the fucking bastard fucking asshole of the fucking place, you know?
I mean, dude, who reacts like that, dude?
Man, on a fucking radio show that's fucking being live, who fucking reacts?
I mean, dude, I would love it if people act like that on this show because that is the most entertaining shit when you see something like that.
But that's not true.
But that's not true.
But that's not true.
But that's not true.
That's your show, dude.
That's your show.
No, no, no, and I get it.
And I get that and I want to separate this because I'm talking about...
You were sitting at the board which is, that was a lot of power.
You sitting on the board...
I felt the power, man.
You're going to have a lot of power.
Now, you, sometimes when you abuse the power, shit like that happens.
Right.
And dude, and like I said, I want to get past that if you guys will allow me to do that because, like, I want to fucking vent right now, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, this fucking show is, like, really fucking fun to do.
I already forgive you, man.
But listen, man.
Listen, this fucking show is, like, really fucking fun to do and it takes a lot of fucking work and time to fucking do it, okay?
So, like, I want to use this fucking time to fucking let this fucking shit out that I've been fucking holding in all fucking day.
I'm fucking pissed off, man.
I don't think fucking people should fucking act like that.
Are you listening to the Lovebots show?
What is it, what is it going to fucking prove if this guy's a fucking amateur fighter and he fucking fights and he gets into fucking brawls?
Like, who fucking likes fucking people like that, you know?
And fucking, uh...
That's for the Madtime Radio.
Right.
That's for the, yeah, that's for Madtime Radio, dude.
And fucking...
Shout out to Madtime Radio?
Yeah, shout out to Madtime Radio, of course.
That was real.
You know what I mean, man?
Like, fucking, I was thinking about that, man, and it's just, like, I hope you can see, like, how fucking pissed off I am about fucking, not only fucking ruining your show and I feel bad about that, but at the same time, it's just like, dude, I wasn't the fucking biggest fucking asshole in the fucking room that night.
I'm fucking sorry.
I don't know what you guys' sensibilities are, but I was not the fucking biggest fucking asshole.
I've fucking taken my licks, man.
I fucking apologize to you up and down, but, like, I want you guys to hear this and fucking know this, man, that this is fucking me.
I'm not a fucking dickhead, dude.
I'm not a fucking asshole.
I'm a fucking solid fucking person, all right?
So, like, I want you guys to, like, hear me and, like, fucking give me the benefit of the doubt for my fucking personality and for, you know, the kind of person that I am, you know?
It's not easy to get along with people, especially when you're on a team and you're trying to fucking do something, but, dude, I mean, I hope you guys can, I hope you guys see that side of the story, man, you know, and I guess you don't have to, you know what I mean, and, but whatever.
I just fucking had to let that out.
What's going on, Dan?
How you doing, man?
Did you listen to Piñata Hour last night?
No, I've been, uh, packing boxes.
I'm, uh, I'm slumming it.
I'm moving on.
Well, people were acting a fool and I started it, you know, so, anyway, whatever.
Notice the lack of surprising words.
So, anyway, man, I just want to, like, you know, fucking make it clear.
I'm sorry, guys.
I hope you guys accept my apology and, um, let's move on from here, man, you know?
Yeah, let's move on from here.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah, I, I, I, yeah.
But, dude, like, I don't want you guys to think that I'm gonna fucking, that I'm gonna, like, fucking keep my mouth shut about stuff.
There's gonna be people that I'm gonna fucking say things about and that's just my opinion and I'll do it on this show.
Like I said last night, if it's on your show, you say whatever you want.
I've heard that and, like, I heard that and I'm on this show right now and I'm talking about it.
Right.
You know?
Okay.
That's why shows like Rush Limbaugh and John Incan, they have so much rating because people like to hear shit.
You know, sometimes I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Oh, so, some shows?
I don't get it, man.
Anyway, man, you know, we got some stuff to play.
Me and Jeremy were at Union Station and, uh, on Sunday, it was the anniversary, the 10-year anniversary of 9-11 and, um, I happened to be taking the train home and I stopped at Union Station and, uh, I was feeling, you know, kind of a buzz, man.
I'd taken a couple puffs and I was like, man, wouldn't it be great to just talk to people and, uh, you know, get some stuff to play on the air?
And, uh, that's what we did.
So, uh, right now, we're gonna take a break and fucking move on with the show and we'll be back on the More Music Radio Pod.
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All right.
Welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod.
All right.
I'm a little bit more chilled out.
A little bit.
But I think this is going to cheer me up, man.
I had a really good time on Sunday with Jeremy.
We went out to talk to some people at Union Station.
And then afterwards, we got bored, and we went to Elvera Street.
And we went to have some drinks and talk to people, and we got backstage.
They were having, like, a concert or something.
And there was a lot of people there.
We were talking to some people.
I pulled out some of the best stuff.
There was a lot of stuff to go through, man.
That shit is hard.
Like, doing a radio show and, like, getting clips together and editing them.
Like, I was telling Joel earlier, I mean, it's really, like, a lot harder than you think, man.
I know.
Everybody thinks it's easy because we make it look so easy.
Right.
It sounds so slick.
But it's not.
It takes a lot of work.
It's really hard, man.
So, but I chose some of the best stuff there.
And I don't have a sheet in front of me.
But, yeah.
Do we have a list over there, Jeremy?
So, the next track is Inside the Pants of the Wolf Affair or something?
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
Hold on a second, man.
That's the next thing that I actually had planned.
I totally forgot about it, man.
Fuck Ass and the Grease Patrol.
They're doing these exposés for us now.
I think this is going to be a new feature.
And, man, I'm glad you said that, man, because I was like, I know I'm missing something, man.
Something really fucking cool.
That should go good because that translates.
I don't know if you guys have seen.
The masks will really translate to radio well.
I don't know if you guys have seen.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, Fuck Ass and the Grease Patrol.
Like, I mean, we know those guys.
And it's just like, there are many different.
There's a bunch of guys in one little box.
It's amazing how he does it.
But it's really, it's kind of a weird Chuck E.
Cheese, surreal acid trip.
Have you seen, you've seen Fuck Ass and the Grease Patrol, right, Jeremy?
Yeah.
Actually, the first time I saw Fuck Ass, it blew my mind in ways that I didn't realize existed.
Yeah.
If you're like a glory hole, like aficionado, you won't be there.
You won't be that impressed.
You're like, yeah, I've seen that many dudes in like a box.
That's like, whatever.
But like, when like.
If you're not.
Yeah.
But if you're not, you're like, wow, this is something, man.
Yeah.
If you're not used to the men behind a screen, you know.
But yeah, man.
So anyway, yeah, this is Inside Affair.
And this is an expose on Wolf Pants.
So yeah, this is Inside Affair.
Inside Affair.
It's on Chicano, in case you never noticed.
It's on Chicano, in case you never noticed.
It's on Chicano, in case you never noticed.
It's on Chicano, in case you never noticed.
And we're here with...
Charles Brooks.
Charles Brooks is sitting in front of Union Station.
Now, today, what's today?
November, September 11th.
The day of the terrorist attacks.
Have you seen any suspicious activity?
Nah, this government ain't important no more.
Not the Bush.
If you even act like you a terrorist, they will put your ass under the jail.
Yeah.
What kind of people are they looking for, do you think?
Nuts.
You know, people...
Some people are just straight-out nuts, you know.
And, you know, what can you say?
Some people just ain't wrapped too tight.
Some people, you can tell.
A person with a mentality.
They can tell.
Some people, you can look and see, they just ain't no damn good.
When they finally got around, got that Obama motherfucker.
I mean, that...
What's that fucker's name?
Osama.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they got his ass.
Some people got to be watched and got to be taken out of the dams.
You know, this country ain't...
This country is the most powerful nation.
Therefore, we got to act like we got some kind of power.
Don't let terrorism overpower you and take the nation by storm, you know.
Eliminate terrorism.
Have you seen anybody since you've been sitting out here that you would, like, keep an eye on?
Some people, you never know what's in the back of a person's mind.
You know, some people, you just never know.
What can I tell you?
So do people treat you all right out here or what?
Well, I'm a very tall person.
Ain't nobody gonna get on me because I'll be ready to roll up my sleeves, you know.
So, you know, that's how that goes.
You know how to handle yourself.
I bet you better.
I grew up knowing how to handle myself.
If I go down dying, at least I put up a fight.
I ain't gonna let no person just take me for a police officer.
Have you gotten in many altercations while you've been out here?
I've gotten a few.
Some people, you know...
Other than that, you know, people don't bother me much.
But, you know, I've had altercations.
Some people just look for a reason to stir up a whole lot of shit.
But on the large hall, people are easygoing.
Yeah, I like that guy, man.
He smelled really bad.
That guy should be a Spokes bottle for fucking Listerine, man, because he's gurgling quite a bit.
Yeah, I know.
I thought he was like Sebastian the Crab, man.
He should be the new Mr. Bubble.
He did the voice of Mr. Bubble, man.
But, yeah, man, that was cool talking to Charles Brooks.
And let's see, what's the next one, man?
Isis Williams.
Oh, yeah, we were walking around the corridor and I go to the trains and I see a guy.
I go to the trains.
And I go to the trains.
And we ran into a girl that wanted to be interviewed.
It's cool when you walk around with a microphone and headphones, it looks like you're, like, doing some real shit, you know?
It looks like you're pro, you know?
It looks like you're actually, like, a real radio person.
Right.
But, yeah, so she wanted to be interviewed and here's Isis.
Oh, you want to be interviewed, too?
Okay.
What is today?
September 11th.
Right, and what's the significance of that, do you think, of anyone, Twin Towers.
Not the jail Twin Towers, but you know, Twin Towers in New York.
Right, right.
And so do you notice anything different at Union Station today?
Pretty empty.
It's pretty empty.
There's not a lot of people.
Have you noticed the police officers walking around with machine guns?
No.
They always have their dogs, but machine guns, that's a little bit to the extreme.
Do you have a special message to the listeners that you want to say about September 11th?
September 11th was a sad day, but you know, I make it better.
Do you remember 10 years ago?
What happened when you found out about it?
I remember.
I think I was going to middle school.
I was going to Monroe.
I got up.
My mom was screaming, oh, the towers, the towers, and screaming all over the house.
I woke everybody up, and I get up, and I'm like, oh, I don't have to go to school today.
I didn't really know the significance of it.
Were you tripped out?
No, I really didn't care.
I was happy that I didn't have to go to school.
I was like in the sixth grade.
You know, I was happy.
Yeah.
So it made my day better.
Well, but what do you think about it now?
Like through the years, it got us into a couple more wars and stuff.
It's sad.
Like it's really sad, but I feel like it goes deeper than that.
Like you got these F.R.I.D.
chips, and you got the government talking about we're in a depression.
Yeah.
They're trying to just make it a one world government.
Like it goes deeper and deeper.
So it's like what they say, like they probably did it theirself.
They probably made that attack.
So do you think they did it to freak everybody out?
To make everybody scared.
Well, cool.
Is there anything that you're going to do to commemorate September 11th today?
Eat my pastrami sandwich, and that's it.
Get on Facebook and Twitter.
USA, man.
USA.
Yeah, man.
I know the feeling when you got a pastrami sandwiches.
And I think she liked some pastrami sandwiches.
What do you think?
I think she's going to fucking take it.
I'm guessing the hat maybe is what she's into.
That's where I roll.
Yeah, man.
And we were walking around.
Is that the next one?
Is that Hollywood Keith, man?
It's Bud Terrorist Girls.
No, I think it should be Hollywood Keith.
Did I put that on there right?
Is he on there?
I don't see Hollywood Keith.
Let me look for that.
Okay.
You know what?
I think I fucked up, man.
Like I said, it's really hard.
Sometimes I'm like, I think I forgot that file, but we'll try to get it and we'll play it for you after.
But the next one is we went to Olvera Street and we were looking for terrorists.
We had a couple drinks.
I had like probably 10 drinks and Jeremy had probably like nine drinks and we were walking around.
Yeah, we felt real good after that, man.
We were all confident then.
Yeah, we were all woo!
Let's just go up to people and say some shit.
Yeah, hey, fuck it, man.
Yeah, I was feeling good, man.
So anyway, here's...
We went up to the Bud Light Girls or the Bud Girls and we were looking for terrorism.
Hello.
Are you guys terrorists?
No.
Is this a joke?
No, we're walking around and since it's September 11th, we are on the lookout for terrorism.
Any suspicious activities?
We're not terrorism, but we're the Bud Girls, so no.
Have you seen any suspicious activity?
I haven't, no.
Everything is normal in this place.
All right, cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
man we were feeling good man eduardo okay yeah so we were we were actually on our way to go try to get him backstage and we ran into this guy and we asked him about september 11th eduardo how you doing okay we're on the more music radio pod right now more music yeah radio pod uh-huh and we're talking to people um 10 years later after the september 11th attacks it's sad it's sad right yes to remember this i got a bump spots chicken spots goose pimples pimple which pimples yeah you know so many people die and for nothing so what happened 10 years ago tell us your story about what happened where how did you find out we lost our our how you say uh we're not free anymore every place you go you you be searched and before that you can go to the um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um After that, you can go to the sports, you can go to the airport, and that happened.
And now on, you have to be almost naked to get into the airport.
Right, I know.
It's okay, you know.
I understand this for our safety.
You know, when I went to the airport, they take off my pants and they check my booty.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Because you can have a machine gun and you're behind.
Yeah, and your booty.
Yeah.
They made me take my pants off and they made me spread my booty.
Yeah, yeah, it's true.
It's true.
They do the same.
It's the same thing.
Yeah.
Bend it down now.
Smile it.
Hey, what's your name, man?
Eduardo Becerril.
Eduardo what?
Becerril.
Becerril.
Mucho gusto.
Mucho gusto.
Thank you.
Yeah, man.
That guy was cool.
I like that guy, man.
He was cool.
So I think this is where we actually get backstage, right?
Like I said, man, walking around with a microphone and headphones, it looks like you're official, you know?
We don't have any proof.
Yeah, man.
We walked in there like we were part of the mainstream press and we deserve the story like anybody else.
And we just walked right in there, man.
And we do deserve the story just like anybody else, man.
So we want to fucking get ours too.
So just like we like to do over here at Skid Row, we fucking do what we want to do.
And we got backstage.
We're pressed, man.
You guys got to make way.
Come on, Jer.
All right.
We just got in to backstage at Alvarez Street.
That was pretty easy.
Yeah, that was really easy.
We just walked right in.
You got a fucking mic in your hand and headphones on.
It looks like we know what we're doing.
What are they going to do?
Right.
We just fucking got in.
All right.
We just walked right in.
That's how we do it.
We do what we want to do on skidrow.la.
I see some talent up here.
All right.
Let's go talk to some people.
There's some people that are asking for autographs and stuff by this guy.
Hey, man.
Whose autograph are you waiting for?
I was trying to get a Canelo, but it looks like he's leaving.
But I think Oscar's still here.
Is that somebody cool?
Oh, yes, I'm playing.
Bye, Oscar.
All right.
There he goes.
We'll interview him for you.
Okay, cool, man.
Tell him.
Tell him if somebody here wants to get his autograph.
Okay, cool.
Hello, Oscar.
Oscar De La Hoya was in this car.
Oscar didn't want to talk to us, but that's all right.
He was a fucking dick.
He was a fucking dick, dude.
He drove by in the black Escalade or something?
Yeah, yeah.
He was in a car, and he had people blocking him and shit.
You should have offered him some Coke.
He rolled up the window on the microphone.
You were sticking the mic right in the window, right?
Yeah, and then the lady pushed me out, and then I tried to get it in.
He was rolling it up.
I just want to buy you a drink.
Did that clip finish?
Did it finish?
Yeah.
It did?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, yeah, man.
Well, you know, the thing was is that we were...
I mean, we got backstage, and we were just like, you know, all right, cool.
We fucking own this place.
And then they fucking...
There were some other people we tried to talk to, and it was like, you know, there was some kind of interesting...
There was like a fashion designer or something, and I was talking to him.
Yeah, everybody was all over that guy.
Like some model that was like hanging around him and stuff.
And I pulled something for an ID, but like she wasn't really fucking saying anything.
I mean, fucking, fucking, yeah.
I was asking her questions, and she just didn't have any answers.
But anyway, so...
We were standing around a little bit, and then they finally noticed we didn't have these pink wristbands on there.
And we got in, and we got kicked out.
What we're doing right now is we're just kind of trying to wait for this guy to go away so we can kind of sneak around behind him and stuff.
Yeah.
They're trying to bust us because we don't have a wristband, but what the fuck?
Fuck that guy.
Right.
You can continue it later.
Excuse me?
I said you can continue this outside.
You do not have wristbands.
You're not...
Where were you at?
At...
Ten years ago.
Let's go.
You're putting a lot of pressure on my body right now.
You need to leave.
Otherwise, you'll be physically moved.
You have to go, sir.
You have to go.
What happened today that we're being kicked out?
You do not have a wristband.
What's your name?
John Doe.
Can you say, this is John Doe, and you're listening to the More Music Radio Pod?
No.
Come on, man.
Let's go.
Come on, man.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Look.
You should go to his...
I like it.
What's your name?
My name.
What's your name?
Vince.
I'm from the More Music Radio Pod.
Oh, that's cool, man.
Can you say, I'm busy, and I'm listening to the More Music Radio Pod?
I can.
You can ask the gentleman behind you, though.
Hey, come on, man.
Don't be a dick.
Don't be a dick.
I said, gentleman behind you.
Right there.
Don't be a dick.
Hey, why are you letting this white boy tell you what to do?
Come on, bro.
Get out of here.
All right, man.
Thank you.
What's your name?
Are you mad at me right now?
No, I am not.
Okay.
It looks like you're real mad at me.
I'm not.
Just doing my job.
Yeah, he was doing his job, and he did a good job.
He kicked us out, man.
Yeah, dude.
So, yeah, that was us walking around Union Station talking to a few people.
Did we have another clip after that?
Yeah, we got the Hollywood Keith now.
Yeah, man.
We found it in the system.
And, yeah, I wanted to play Hollywood Keith, man, because this was a cool dude.
He works at Vintage Tattoo in Highland Park, man.
We ran into him.
He's an interesting character.
Check him out.
Hey, man, you want to talk to us on the radio show?
Why?
Just because we're doing interviews.
Interviews at Union Station on the 10th anniversary of September 11th.
Where are you heading to?
That explains it.
I'm heading to work.
Oh, yeah?
Where do you work at?
Highland Park.
Oh, I live in Highland Park.
No, no, I work at Vintage.
Oh, okay.
All right.
It's on York and Avenue 51 by Italianos.
Shameless plug.
Vintage Tattoo, right?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
I know where that's at.
Is there anything that you want to say about, like, September 11th?
Like...
Everybody were moppled.
What were they doing that day?
That's true.
What were you doing that day?
Honestly?
Well, I was crashing at the shop I worked at in West Hollywood, right?
And I was watching...
I turned on the news.
And it was early here.
It was like, what, 6?
6.30?
Yeah.
And then it was fine.
And I turned it off.
Went to take a...
Shit?
You want to do a rest?
Oh, I didn't know if I could say that.
You can say anything you want.
Yeah, I went to take a shit.
And I came back, turned on the news.
One of the towers was, like, smoke.
And I thought it was a movie because...
They were saying it's like a film set on a movie.
And I'm thinking, oh, this is a movie set?
And then, like, two minutes later...
The second plane hit.
I was like...
That's something you don't see every day.
Yeah.
But a lot of people say this, like...
Bush did a good thing by grounding all the flights because there were other box colors underneath the seats.
Oh, okay.
You know?
You know, he grounded all the flights except for the ones that brought the bin Laden family back to Saudi Arabia.
Oh, yeah, that's genius.
Let's bring the family of the leader of the terrorism or whatever back home.
That says that something's up, right?
Is this on?
Yes, it is.
But you know what?
We would have lost a lot of people, too, if...
Like, James Woods was usually...
is a regular on one of the flights that was...
went through, like, either the Twin Towers or the Pentagon or the field.
Did they get James Woods?
You know?
So if he was on that flight...
The star of El Salvador.
Yes, and the onion field.
And, uh...
He knows his genius.
And an asshole on Entourage.
Oh, okay, yeah, that's right.
But he's the nicest guy in the world, but he's the biggest asshole on the show.
I love it.
But, uh...
But, yeah, yeah.
And then Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy and the second one, American Dad, and...
The Black Show.
Uh, Cleveland.
And, uh...
But Seth was supposed to be on the flight, but he was just lazy and he missed his flight.
So he was in the ball at the airport drinking, watching it on TV.
Um...
Thank God for alcoholism.
Yes, yes.
I love alcoholism.
My liver's saying no every day.
Is there anybody you could think of that you wish was on that flight?
Um...
A few people.
Rosie O'Donnell.
Okay.
Okay.
I need to go away.
I just want to die.
You know?
Oh, well.
Cool, man.
Hey, what's your name, man?
Hollywood Keith.
Hollywood Keith.
I'm Vince.
Hey, nice to meet you.
And thank you for talking with us on the More Music Radio Pod.
No problem.
And, uh...
Don't get shot.
I'll try not to, man.
Have a good one, dude.
Take care.
Ha-ha.
All right, man.
Hollywood Keith, dude.
So, Sunday, uh...
It happened to be the, uh...
10-year anniversary of 9-11.
We got some...
some 9-11, um...
related stuff for you to listen to.
We were being topical.
And, uh...
We also got to get really fucked up and walk around, man.
That was great.
You guys did it.
Yeah.
Living the dream.
Cool, man.
So, did you have fun, Jeremy?
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Yeah, dude.
Fucking, uh...
Especially after, uh...
drinking at that, uh...
restaurant bar over there on Olvera Street.
Oh, yeah, man.
Fucking, we had some, uh...
I actually recorded some, uh...
mariachi music, man.
You know what?
Like, uh...
We...
We're kind of, like, learning how to do stuff right now.
And, like, maybe I'm just gonna pull the mariachi music and we'll use it as a roll-in or something.
What do you think about that?
That'd be cool.
All right, cool, man.
I got my thumb driving ready to go.
We're gonna take a break right now.
We're gonna listen to, uh...
some music on, uh...
the More Music Radio Pod.
We'll be back.
Ready?
Break!
Yeah, this is a cool place, man.
I've been coming to Mission Cheese Bowl for, like, a while now.
Oh.
Cool, man.
I've been here for, like, a year.
Todd, how about you?
Oh, the mic's still on.
Highland Park's our home and 54's our street.
Ceasters come to visit and they groove our beat.
But don't move in, bitch.
Oh, you'll catch my glom.
Cause fuck Silver Lake, fuck Eagle Rock.
When Whitey moves in, they raise our rent.
Get out of HLB before there's an accident.
Finish your smoke and slam your booze.
And don't forget to fucking hide from the avenue.
I wish I needed glasses.
People say that I might look like Woody Allen.
Hey, Silver!
Let us fuck our rhymes and let us smoke our crack.
Go the fuck home and give your little brother's shirt back.
Don't make me beat your ass till you're curling up fetal.
Just because you think you're the fifth Beatle, you know you ruined St. Vincent's DePaul.
Keep your stupid ass shopping at the mall.
Kick it out, seamsters, like they was the clack.
Get the fuck out before I gotta bust a crack.
Yeah, I used to think Radiohead was pretty cool, but then I got the new air right here.
H-L-E-R-H-I-G-H-L-A-N-T-P-A-R-K.
That's where LaFrost be.
Put an R-City on the fucking map.
Come through a hood, bitch.
And you're bound to get a rip.
Rip going up.
As the seamsters move in, we're gonna grab you by your emo rock pin.
Gonna throw your ass back to the little fucking cave.
Then blow that shit up and put you in your grave.
Yeah, if you like it, that skinny tie now is every now and then for like $10.
It'll make me look like it's real.
Go to the bar to get a fucking beer.
The shit's for a dollar.
I think, what's the fucking deal?
Order open juice.
Say I'm a designated driver.
Go.
To the can.
And make a screw driver.
You don't want a cheap meal.
It's at a taco truck.
You want a beer at a bar?
Yo, shit out of luck.
Get your ass back to Pasadena.
Or Altadena.
Or Rowena.
Or wherever the fuck your ass from.
Man, I was listening to Nirvana months before Kurt Cobain died.
Hey, Phil.
The sun sets in L.A.
And out they crawl.
Coming soon to your neighborhood.
Pulling the wall.
Either dressed to kill.
Or trying to look dirt poor.
Somewhere between back.
And thirst and more.
Sipping on a gin and tonic.
Looking frail and weak.
You won't see him drinking beer.
That's so last week.
On the internet.
Drinking your coffee.
Picking your nose.
While you're drinking up to me.
Oh, man.
Life is so hard.
Trying to make it this month.
How much? $1,500.
Hey, man.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know why.
I got my ass over it.
And, uh, it's hella awesome.
I'd really like to do this any other year.
I was thinking of my friend, the interviewer that I just saw.
You know, by the way.
I'm so strong.
All right.
Oh, man.
I'm kind of hungry.
I want to go down to Jack the Crack.
It's a real.
Something like that.
No, I don't eat meat.
Yes.
Looking for my place on December 3rd lives.
Fake prizes rising out of the bomb holes.
Skeleton boys hyped up for purple.
Smoke rings flow from across the disco.
Bag notes burn like broken equipment.
Looking for shelter.
Readjust your position.
Thought control.
Ghost written confessions.
Two dimensions.
Dumb your head down.
Duck.
Don't look now.
Company missiles.
Power with Swatch.
You and the cops are watching.
Make your dreams out of paper mache.
Cliche wasted.
Hate taste testing.
Hell yes.
Now I'm moving this way.
I'm doing this thing.
Please enjoy.
Hell yes.
Now I'm turning it on.
Now I'm working my legs.
Hell yes.
Now I'm calling you out.
I'm switching my place.
Please enjoy.
Hell yes.
Now I'm cleaning the floor.
My beat is correct.
Hell yes.
Yeah, that's it.
Let me see.
Yeah, that's it.
Let me see.
Yeah, that's it.
Hey.
Stretch to the limit.
Attention span.
Snap back.
Retract.
Collapse into laugh tracks.
Noise response.
Applause and hand claps.
Floodgates open to the sound of the rainbow.
Breaking points on the verge of pointless.
Fools anointed to the followers' damn fear.
Look for the common, not superficial.
Cold bread, cold the world, conformity crisis.
For fuck every idols rewriting the bibles.
The magic markers running out of the ink.
Lives and white out.
Turn the lights out.
Facts, misdeem, anthems.
Get your damn hands up.
Hell yes.
Now I'm moving this way.
I'm doing this thing.
Please enjoy.
Hell yes.
Now I'm turning it on.
Now I'm working my legs.
Hell yes.
Now I'm calling you out.
I'm switching my place.
Please enjoy.
Hell yes.
Now I'm clearing the floor.
My beat is correct.
Hell yes.
Yes.
Hi.
Hi.
I like your face.
I like your face.
Your butt.
Your feet is nice.
Your feet is nice.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Yes.
The arch.
Yes.
Now I'm moving this way.
I'm doing this thing.
Please enjoy.
Hell yes.
Now I'm turning it on.
Now I'm working my legs.
Hell yes.
Now I'm calling you out.
I'm switching my place.
Please enjoy.
Hell yes.
Now I'm clearing the floor.
My beat is correct.
Hell yes.
This is Isis Williams and you're listening to The Ice.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
This is Isis Williams, and you're listening to The More music radio pod, on skidrow.LA.
Isis knows shit about the government.
Yes she does, man.
Yeah, man, we did it, man.
This is what we were listening to when we're at Olvera Street, man.
That was cool.
It was fun.
We did it, man.
That was cool.
I just fucking yanked the fucking song, and we fucking put it on.
Getting pretty pro over here, man.
This sounds really good.
This tastes good.
This tastes good.
This tastes good.
This tastes good.
This tastes good.
This tastes good.
This tastes good.
Let's take a listen.
Nice.
Oh.
Que viva Sacadecas!
All right!
Oh, Raleigh!
Que viva!
That makes me want to drink a lot.
Yeah, man.
Well, Patrick should be here soon, man, with some more beers.
But, yeah, man, that was fun, dude.
That was pretty cool, man.
I like those clips, man.
We got to do some more of that shit.
Where should we go next?
So it was a good use of your vacation.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly, man.
And then you couldn't stay away.
You couldn't just take another day off.
Yeah, I just couldn't, man.
Yeah, because we were all...
You should have taken one more day off.
We were all, yeah.
I should have taken one more day off, and maybe I wouldn't have fucking fucked up last night, you know?
I still got to get back on my game, dude.
I just needed a little bit more rest, man.
You know, but anyway, man.
So, Raleigh.
Right now, we have some crank claws, and it's going to be really funny, man.
We have some crank calls that myself and Patrick from the Mormons and Jimmy from Formula of the Mormons and of Major L.
Actually, Jimmy's going to be joining us in the Mormons again.
He's going to fucking come back and play with us at Alex's Bar on October 22nd with Voodoo Glow Skulls, man.
That's going to be fucking coo.
Voodoo?
Yeah, Voodoo.
Oh, fuck you.
Yeah, man.
So, that's going to be cool, man, speaking of that.
But anyway, the three of us, man, when we were fucking like 15, 16 years old, we had nothing better to do.
We weren't drinking yet.
Jimmy never started drinking.
To this day, he hasn't had a drop.
But, you know, myself and Patrick, we hadn't drank, and, you know, what else do we do when we're fucking losers and with fucking very minimal friends and things to do?
No car and shit, you know?
So, what we would do is we'd order fucking Bigfoot pizza.
I don't know if you remember that.
They had Bigfoot pizza at Little Caesars.
That was not the Dominator.
Yeah, it's not the Dominator, man.
Different, totally different setup.
Dominator couldn't step to the Bigfoot.
Yeah, man.
They couldn't, man, because it was delicious, and we would get the pizza, and we would eat the pizza, and we would just, like, every weekend, we would just fucking crank call a bunch of people and pretty much just, like, call them up and tell them, fuck you, and get them pissed off and shit.
And keep in mind, we're just fucking kids, you know?
So, if it sounds juvenile and adolescent, that's because it is, because we're in our adolescence.
This was last, this was six months ago.
But I'm very proud of these crank calls, man, and I want to thank Jimmy for finding the crank calls because they were lost, and we didn't have them for years.
But now we have a radio show where we can play our crank calls that we did almost 20 years ago, man.
So, yeah.
So, here, let's start off with a...
You might have heard this one.
We played the first two on openings of the show, but I want to play them again.
Hello?
Hey, we're back.
Call Jackie.
Hello?
Hey, we're back.
Call Jackie.
Jackie is not here.
I'm talking to you, man.
Who are you?
Huh?
Who are you, man?
It's Charles.
Who?
Charles.
Charles?
Yes, stupid.
Fuck you, Charles.
Hey, fuck you, eh?
Hello?
Hello, is your father there?
Yeah.
Can I speak?
Hello?
Hello?
This is Andy.
All right, hold on.
All right.
Hello?
Hello?
How are you?
How are you?
Okay, thank you.
Hey, fuck you, eh?
Who are you?
This is Charles.
Charles?
Charles?
Yeah.
You know, Charles?
Yeah.
I want to see you in front of me, and then you tell me what do you want, okay?
Okay, fuck you, eh?
Hello?
How are you?
How are you?
Okay.
So what are you doing?
Who is this?
Huh?
This is Charles, eh?
Are you Charles?
I need you, Charles.
How are you?
You don't call me, do you?
Huh?
Why you don't call me?
Because I'm tired.
Oh, you're tired?
Yeah.
That's too bad.
So what are you doing?
Really?
Yeah.
That's too bad.
I'm very busy, Charles.
I'll come to you later, okay?
Fuck you, eh?
Okay, bye-bye, Charles.
Fuck you, eh?
Okay.
Fuck you.
Bye.
Fuck you.
Bye.
Tell me fuck you.
Why you don't coming to fuck me in front?
What?
Why you don't coming over here and fuck me?
Fucking speak English, whippack.
Oh, man, dude.
Those fucking bring back memories, man.
They were fucking, people would get so fucking pissed.
We were fucking asking.
We were fucking asking.
You guys were good kids.
What are you talking about?
I'm not saying that we were not still assholes, but we were really fucking asshole fucking kids when we got to- No, what?
People- Crank calling people.
People love you, Vince.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
There's a couple people that do love me, man.
I mean, I'm not that bad, but anyway, here's another one we did.
This is cool.
Same premise.
Nope.
Hey, fuck you.
Your mother fucked you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck your mother.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck your mom, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Fuck you, ay.
Dude, you know, how come you don't come over here?
Fuck you, eh?
You're a fucking little pussy.
Come over here.
Look, if I find out who you are, I already traced your car, you fucker.
Are you okay?
All right?
Are you okay?
I traced your car, and if I find you, dick, you're gone.
So why don't you just go and do something good?
Fuck you, eh?
I'll go and your mom, or I'll bring her over, and I'll work on her.
Then you'll be happy.
Fuck you, eh?
No.
Hey, fuck you, eh?
You know what?
You know what?
Keep back, dude.
You know what?
Huh?
Be a fucking man.
Okay?
Okay.
Come and tell me in my face, all right?
All right.
Stick inside of your fucking bullshit by the phone.
Is that what you are?
You're a little pussy who all you can do is talk by the phone?
Dude, I have enough balls to come over here and know who you're talking shit to, fucker.
Don't use a fucking phone.
You know what you are?
You're a little ranker and a pussy, dude.
Is that it?
You shouldn't do that.
You shouldn't do that shit, dude.
What kind of shit is that?
That all you do is call and fuck you and fuck you?
Dude, I have enough balls to come and talk shit to people's face, fucker.
You fucking fuck up.
Oh, man, dude.
So, yeah.
Let me fire through these, man.
Fucking these are great, dude.
Hold on a second.
Let me see if I can do this shit again.
Boom.
Wait a minute.
All right.
Here we go.
Yeah.
All right.
More music radio, bud.
Yep.
Hey, Mr. Ernesto, bitch.
Fuck you, big face.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Okay.
This is the one where we called Pizza Man over in...
This is the one where we called Pizza Man over in Island Park.
Right now, it's Italiano's Pizza, but on Avenue 51 in York.
It's actually right next to a vintage tattoo.
But that used to be Pizza Man, and we called the guy, and we did this thing.
And it was really weird, man.
Like, I listened to Howard Stern, and Sal and Richard are always doing crank calls and shit.
And I heard them do a crank call identical to this, man.
Like, fucking...
You'll listen to it, man.
But it's, like, really weird.
And I guarantee, man, these are fucking circa 1992.
Man, this is, like, really old shit.
But here, check it out.
Pizza Man.
Is it going?
Shit.
I'm sorry.
Maybe we can edit this, too, man.
Chika-chika.
Do-do-do.
Pizza Man, can I ask you?
Yeah, I'd like to order a large pizza, please.
Okay.
What's up, man?
What's your name?
Pepperoni.
Sausage.
And, uh, onions.
No onions.
No onions.
No onions.
I only sell pepperoni and sausage, bell pepper.
And do you happen to have ham?
Ham?
Ham.
Yes, we do.
Okay.
Well, don't put any ham on it, then.
And, um, let me see.
For topping?
Yes.
Do you have any coupon?
Uh, yeah, I have a coupon for a free pizza.
Free medium.
The same?
Yep.
No, I mean a free pizza.
You don't have to pay anything.
Yeah, I know.
But the same toppings?
Yep.
Okay.
Uh, can you pee on my pizza, please?
I mean, can you pee on my pizza?
No.
What?
I don't understand.
Can you, you know, do pee pee on my pizza?
No.
Hold that, please.
No, no, no.
I would like a medium pizza with pee on it.
With pee?
Yep.
What does it mean with pee?
You're an...
Can you put on this?
No, no, no, no.
I want a cock on it, too.
Thanks.
What do you got here for that?
Hello?
Yes.
Uh, yes.
I would like, um, a large pizza with pee on it.
Oh.
Pee on it?
Yep.
What's pee?
Urine.
You know, pee pee?
Uh-huh.
It's probably delicious, then.
Mmm.
Uh, can you poo on it, too?
No.
No?
No.
Uh, can you just send me a medium sausage pizza?
You want medium sausage?
Yep.
Uh, can you put on it, too?
No.
No?
No.
Uh, can you just send me a medium sausage pizza?
No.
No.
Uh, can you poo on it, too?
No.
No?
No.
Uh, can you just send me a medium sausage pizza?
You want medium sausage?
Yep.
Uh, can you pee on that one?
No.
Are you sure?
Uh, okay, then.
Okay, then I want pepperoni, sausage, onion, and bell pepper.
Okay, you hold it.
Yep.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Yes, sir.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, what's your order?
Pepperoni, sausage, onion, bell pepper.
Hold the bell pepper.
And, uh, pepperoni, and the onion, and sausage.
What kind?
What kind?
Uh, large.
Uh, pepperoni, sausage, red pepper, and?
Hold everything.
Everything on it?
Hold everything.
Don't put anything on it.
You don't even have to cook it.
Just send me.
going soft and I'll be happy.
I'll let you have this.
2-2-2.
New York Boulevard.
Okay.
I would really, I really hope if you would pee on my pizza, please.
Okay.
Is this a hospital?
Is this an apartment?
This is an apartment.
Number?
We all like our pizza to be peed on and pooed on, too.
What number is this?
2-2-2.
9-8-1-9.
That's a nice number.
Yep.
Okay.
Please, please, could you just do pee-pee on it or something?
Okay.
Or you will do it.
What about caca?
Okay.
Will you do that?
Oh, screw you, sir.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
I like that one, man.
That was fun.
And you know what?
We had a lot of fun calling up 7-Eleven.
How's that pizza, by the way?
It was, you know what?
We would order from there, like, legitimately, like, order a pizza to our actual address and give the real number and pay them actual money and we'd eat the pizza and it was good.
Let's, uh...
You know, sometimes my...
You know, my girls would put beer in the pizza to kind of, like...
Yeah?
Helps the dough.
Well, we wanted a pizza with pee on it.
It would probably help the dough.
It might help the, you know, the yeast.
We used to like to call up 7-Elevens and stuff and I have the last few Frank...
A few Frank calls.
I'm getting kind of loaded right now.
The last few crank calls are the 7-Eleven guys and we had a lot of fun with them.
So, uh...
Hello, 7-Eleven?
Hello?
Hello?
May I speak to manager?
Huh?
May I speak to manager, please?
My name is not Harry.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You told my mother fucker to talk to your mom.
Mom, you're a mother.
You know, fuck your mom.
You're a mother.
All your family.
Fuck your mother.
Fuck your mother.
Here's another one.
7-Eleven?
Hello, may I speak to manager?
Who's that?
Manager?
I don't know why you have that.
Fuck you.
Fuck yourself, motherfucker.
Fuck your mother.
I know.
Son of gun?
Son of gun.
That one's called Son of Gun and here's another one.
We're playing some crank calls.
Go to the TV.
Go to the TV.
Hello?
Hello, this is Rana from the 7-Eleven.
Who is Rana?
Rana from the 7-Eleven.
Yeah, I'm not leaving Rana.
No, no, no.
I need to speak to Heron or Mola.
Mola, Mola, Mola, not here.
Mola, not here.
No.
I need to speak to Heron.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah?
Who is this?
May I know to whom you want to talk?
I want to talk to you, bastard.
You bloody bitch.
Fuck you, bastard.
You son of a bitch.
Fuck you.
What?
Fuck you.
I can't hear you.
You can because I fuck your mother every night.
What?
I can hear you.
What?
I don't understand what you're talking about, sir.
You don't have to.
No, fuck you, though.
You'll fuck me.
No, you fuck you, you Arabian son of a bitch.
You motherfucker.
Fuck you, Hindu.
I fuck your mother every night, don't you know?
I fuck your Hindu every night.
Oh, bitch.
I fuck your, your, your Allah.
Hey, fuck Allah.
I, I fuck your mother.
I fuck your more, your more.
I fuck Allah, but I want to fuck your mother.
Fuck Allah.
I fuck your mother.
Go to Allah.
Fuck your mother.
Allah Chingaza.
Your mom got a baby.
Your mommy.
You see, pussy.
You see, pussy.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, man, dude.
That was good.
And, you know, we were just fucking trying to get them pissed off, man, and we were fucking asshole kids and shit, you know, like fucking, we're not fucking any more racist than anybody else in this room or anybody else across the country, man, and it's just all in fun, man.
We were kids, man, and here's a, here's another one.
I like this one.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
This is not about music.
We got Patrick here, man.
You remember these, right?
Yes.
We have literally like fucking 80 of these.
And I only pulled 10 of them, but these are some of the good ones, man.
Don't they bring back memories?
Yes, the good old days.
What do you have to say about it when you hear these things, man?
I don't know.
It's a little sad, but I still like them.
His phone got shut off.
So he's like, man, I miss when I can do this.
Dude, we were fucking working for the More Music Radio pod when we were 15, man, and just fucking barely fucking got it on, man.
It's taken this long, man.
Almost 20 years.
Yeah, man.
So, I mean, we were young.
So anyway, let me play the rest of these, man.
Fuck you put into the jail, okay?
Understand?
No.
Yeah.
Very soon.
Already police report gone on.
Fuck you.
Very soon.
Within a few days, you in the jail.
Fuck you.
I tell you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Believe me.
Fuck you.
When you go into the jail, then you fuck your mother, okay?
Can I tell you?
Fuck you.
Yeah, sure.
Very soon.
I'll be ready, okay?
When soon?
Very soon.
When?
Very soon.
When?
There's a court already recording going on the police station.
Yeah?
Yes, sir.
No.
Okay.
Fuck you.
Then you remember when you catch him.
No, no, you're scaring me.
I'm not kidding you, okay?
No, stop it.
I tell you.
Don't worry.
They're going to court.
They're going to court.
Don't tell the police.
You be on that corridor, okay?
Don't tell the police.
You be on that corridor.
Don't.
They already at the police station.
You talking right now?
They already at the police station.
No.
Okay.
Fuck you.
I tell you.
I tell you.
Just come today.
Stop it.
You be in the jail.
You get big trouble, okay?
Stop.
You better call.
You fuck your day.
Son of a bitch.
Someday you see, okay?
Fuck you, eh?
You see, sucker.
Fuck you.
Have no sense?
Fuck yourself, you toot-toot.
You toot.
You toot.
You toot.
You toot.
You toot.
You toot.
You toot.
You toot.
What?
Man, well, that's a lot of fun, man.
And this is what you get when you don't have a guest, man.
We're just going to play shit for you.
And you'll hear lots more.
We have like 70 left.
So we're going to play some more for you later on.
But right now we're going to take another break.
Patrick's here.
Everybody else is here.
And we'll be back on the More Music Radio Pod.
Fuck off.
You are.
This is.
This is.
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We're, we're, we're, we're, we're...
Hey, man.
I'm not gonna fall for a banana on my tailpipe.
I like when he makes fun of the black guy for hanging out with the white guy.
You're not gonna fall for another banana on the tailpipe?
He's like, you've been hanging out with this dude too long, man.
Shit.
He should be like, look, man.
I ain't gonna fall for no banana on my tailpipe.
It's a classic line from a classic movie, Beverly Hills Cop.
You guys should check it out.
Check it out, kids, if you haven't checked it out.
Eddie Murphy was actually funny at one point.
80s talkie.
Yeah, man.
Cool.
I like this song, too.
I thought it was Herbie Hancock that did it, but it's some, like, German guy or something, right?
I don't know what it says on there.
Hans Hancock.
Yeah, man.
So, yeah, tonight we just fucking decided to just do the show, fucking play some stuff.
We didn't have any guests in.
I mean, like, any, like, special guests or anything.
Not that, you know, you guys aren't special or...
We only had two weeks to book the show, but we couldn't get anyone.
I'm special in a way where someone like me could wear, like, a helmet or something, you know what I mean, and ride one of those buses.
Oh, that works perfect.
You're in the Mormons.
Yep.
Perfect, man.
I could just use the fucking gear for fucking protecting myself.
But anyway, man, yeah, so we played some stuff today, and we're just winding it down, man, on the Mormon Music Radio pod.
If anybody wants to call in, it's 1-800-893-9562.
If anyone wants to call in, you should have done that a lot earlier.
Yeah, man.
It would have helped.
So, Patrick, did you hear the fuck-ass in the Grease Patrol?
Yeah, I was talking to the fuck-ass.
He's a friend of mine.
Yeah?
What's that guy like, man?
He has kind of a weird voice.
His speaking voice is kind of strange, but other than that, he's pretty normal.
But he's actually, he's taking some classes at a junior college, some media-type classes.
Seriously?
So he's practicing, and he's thinking about becoming a reporter.
Yeah, I mean...
He's unemployed, you know, and the job market sucks, so...
We need people like that, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, do that.
Let's start behind that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, it was cool, man.
So, yeah, I haven't seen you guys in a while, man.
We haven't been practicing.
Yeah, why?
We gotta get back at it.
We're playing that show at Alex's bar.
We're playing shows?
Yeah, we're playing shows again, man.
Yeah, we're still going, man.
Yeah, we have a show on...
You can't fucking keep us down.
October 22nd Where?
Where's that?
At Alex's bar I didn't hear about this It's in a town Known as Los Angeles We're playing with Voodoo Glow Skulls Oh man Yeah man You told me sooner You already booked A flight Yeah Out to Where were you Traveling to?
Los Angeles Yeah Yeah You booked a flight To Los Angeles I'm having I have an appointment With my My My Appointment maker Physicalist Oh cool man What are you gonna do?
They gonna check your balls Or what?
Uh They're gonna put me down I've had enough Cause They're just like Oh that's it Euthanasia Yeah man We were talking about that Euthanasia You said I've had I have enough Of this stuff already Yeah I just wanna end it Yeah man What are you gonna do?
What's your plans?
Uh Well they're just They're gonna lobotomize Me Right?
No Michael Hudgens style?
No you know With the ice pick Above the eyeball You know Old Old school style That's you know I like History and I thought it might be Interesting And that way I can still do my job too You know That's That's true I can I can eat shit And I can sleep And that's what I really Want to do anyway And that way I don't Think about anything anymore Sound like a good plan So I can't I can't make that show guys I'm sorry What's your job?
Uh I'm a custodian You know Yeah?
So what's your What's your job like?
Like take us You put up some like Really nasty pictures man Well Uh The children Are You know They're not very good At flushing toilets Or getting Their Their doo-doos In the toilet A lot of the time And they do a lot of that And that's fun So I gotta clean that up I don't I don't mind it It's kind of exciting sometimes Yeah It's the same thing every day And it's like Oh look at that huge turd In the toilet bowl It's like The size of my head You ever think maybe They're thinking of you When they do that Like man This guy is It's the same old thing every day I gotta help this guy out Mix it up a little bit You know Throw a little on the walls Yeah He'll never get this Off the ceiling Yeah but you were telling me You get fulfillment Out of your job though I do I do It's also It's art You know There's art to everything I push a broom You know Very artistically Right And I do Like fun Little circle eights On the floor When I sweep And I still clean stuff Like a zen garden Yeah It's like that It's pretty It's cool It's pretty mellow Yeah man I'm getting old now too So you know You even You even wrote a song about it And put it inside The Mormons band Yeah Yeah I gotta write what you know right They tell us Yeah that's right man In writing school So do you like it?
Yeah Yeah Yeah It's good huh?
It's pretty good Caller Can you turn off your radio?
Yeah Yeah if anybody wants to call 1-800-893-9562 I don't think anybody's Listening right now But I mean You'll sure be listening To the podcast When we cram it down your throat You know what I mean?
We're sending this In a space capsule And then It's gonna be And then shooting it down Hey so Dan You're moving man I am moving So I'm kinda out of it I apologize for the lack of Yeah you sound real tired Yeah yeah I've been You know Packing up boxes Right Getting the hell out of Pasadena And moving to Hollywood Yeah you got a lot of stuff Hollywood?
I thought it was Los Feliz It's between Franklin And Hollywood Which are streets But it's like East Hollywood Kinda like Little Armenia Okay I mean Because Big Armenia Would be Glendale Right Right I work in Big Armenia Yeah yeah But But yeah It's over there And it's It's alright It's It's It's like Everything's open 24 hours So it's kinda cool When are you gonna have Your housewarming party man?
Everybody's gotta have One of those Yes Yes We will do that When are you gonna be done?
This weekend you're gonna be done?
Yeah we're moving in on Saturday So Probably like Maybe like in October First week of October Or something Alright cool Let's do it Yeah then You know We'll light stuff on fire Or something Yeah Well can you have a time capsule And then Have that for 10 years And then we put in The space capsule too We have to wait about 10 years And then put the time capsule On the space capsule So Oh by the way Speaking of Space and stuff I heard the Chinese Are gonna shoot down Or they shot down A Satellite Right Yeah Is it the one that has TV on it?
I don't know I think it only had All the Who cares It only had the Asian channel So whatever Do we need those things up there?
We don't need it We don't need those ones Nah But anyway It's like It's gonna Drop like a Like this satellite Is like the size of a bus And it's gonna like It's gonna fall Like in California Or something Really?
So Did they pinpoint Where it was gonna fall?
I mean they're scientists And stuff They can figure that shit out They think it's gonna land In Pasadena So I moved Oh okay So I moved like 3 miles To Hollywood You actually don't have to worry Danny Cause they needed They needed a place For it to land And I gave up My services for that So it's gonna land on me Oh cool Take one You're kinda like Bruce Willis Yeah So what were they What were they doing?
It was just like A dead satellite And they had to They're replacing it Or something Cause they had to do that Sometimes I think They had to like Well they It was just Apparently it was just Useless and floating around So they decided They were gonna shoot it Out of the sky I wonder what it had On it though Um Uh Uh Is this mic working?
Probably like some channel Or something Hopefully it wasn't The skidrow.la satellite I know That would be shitty Fucking It'd cost a lot of money To get it up there man But uh Yeah man So um What's going on with you guys?
Shit Besides moving And working And stuff I mean uh What do you guys Got to look forward to?
Did you guys hear The beginning of the show?
Uh I heard uh I heard that we shouldn't Leave you Unchaperoned Right I missed it I don't know It sounded very exciting That what I did Cause I noticed when Jeremy was with you On the street Yeah it was fine There was no confrontations Because Jeremy was like Yeah Okay And then Jeremy turns his back For like three seconds Right And like it blows up Right exactly Like I think I mean that'll happen I mean that's not You know I think I do need Some supervision You know I mean but I've gotten Better man You know I mean I've gotten like uh You know I mean if you think That I'm an asshole right now I mean I was more Of a fucking stupid asshole Like 10-15 years ago I mean we were playing Crank calls Like that's proof of it Yeah I didn't hang out With you back then That's weird But I think we knew Even though I knew you We were in the same server We were in the same server That's cool You and Patrick have known Each other for a long time man You guys used to go to The YMCA together and stuff Yeah I know I know I just Like I know I met that guy I'm like dude There's gotta be better people Than this dude Yeah Like 20 years 30 years Like no apparently not I'm gonna go hang out With that guy again You never know But you guys You guys were in the YMCA But you guys would see Each other like In junior high or something Or High school too You guys were always Like uh Like living like Parallel lives and stuff Yeah we were all We didn't We'd keep an eye on each other But not really hang out Right As far as I know that dude Yeah you stay over there man You stay over there Just like right now You stay on that side of the table Uh huh Yeah that's really weird I mean I got to know Who you were Uh when I went to Eagle Rock I went to Eagle Rock Getting to know Yeah for 7th and 8th grade Getting to know All about And like And I actually like Knew Patrick like Way before we became friends He was uh He was my aunt's neighbor In the same apartment complex And stuff And he was the only white person Or white family In the whole building That was a lot of fun huh You were the uh Affirmative action In the building Yeah Pretty much yeah But man They get rid of us though Yeah man Yeah that was fun man Living in those apartments dude Um Can you tell us some stories About that Because I I don't know I don't know I used to go and visit my aunt And then I ended up living there Um Like years later But I went to go visit my aunt And like I would always see you And your brother Like playing over there And I was like Man those kids are weird Like Yeah you know Did you have any opinion Did you see me walking around Did you have any opinions of me Well I didn't You didn't Well Before I moved in there I just saw you occasionally I didn't go out much anyway So my brother probably Has better stories I just watched TV Right Inside because um Going outside wasn't much fun Brother went outside though He was at the fight I don't know I watched that all the time But I wasn't like I don't want to fight I want to watch These crappy Popeye cartoons Not even a good kind I don't care what was on Three's Company I don't care I'll just watch that instead Scramble porn And not do homework That too Yeah man Those fucking people In those apartments Were fucking assholes man Yeah I don't know There are There are There's always this weird switch At the head They'd be nice for about Three minutes Like hey I like your drawing Oh thanks And then Look at this drawing And it's like A totally awesome Ninja Turtle drawing So I was into drawing Ninja Turtles And then he said They'd always top you Yeah but I found out later That his dad drew it Oh Fucking little shithead Yeah those guys Were fucking dicks man And we used to It was like It was like All of them against us Remember that Yeah We eventually Had to fight back Yeah that's the way It is nowadays too man You ever fucking Figure that Welcome Dan Hey We're doing it Yeah I think That was like Our second show I think there was a fight Yeah Oh yeah that's right man There's like a lot of Fucking like anger And fucking angry stuff You know And in that fight I mean you were angry That was pretty cool Dan Was that your first show Or your second show I think it was our second show Yeah it was our second show And like When we play Like we look kind of Goofy and retarded You know We're fucking dressed up Like as Mormon missionaries Like we Like honestly We kind of look like chumps Like you could take us Right Right Like you Like we could I could probably take All four of those dudes Like right now Yeah don't let the fucking Glasses fool you motherfucker It totally looks like that Like if I saw it Like yeah I could probably do that Yeah But I don't think it's like that Yeah and people are surprised too You know And it's only happened Like a handful of times You know But fucking There are people You know That will fucking act a fool And shit And like you can't Fucking let people Do that shit to you You know I mean dude I don't fucking like to fight You know what I mean It fucking sucks But I get really Fucking pissed off And then I want to fight You know And it's like I hate I hate that man We've had like bottles Thrown at us and stuff And the guy who threw the bottle Fucking got knocked out You know It's like fucking Just don't Like Come on Just be nice You know So yeah When you go to a show Don't do that Yeah don't do that At a show There's like some weightlifters In the audience once Remember that Vince And they're taunting us You know They're flexing their Pectoral muscles Right And that's when I lifted My amp over my head It was really distracting They just kept fucking with us It started like You know They actually brought Their barbells with them And just to be obnoxious Like turn their backs And start lifting weights Yeah And that shit sucked It was like They're not paying any That's very disrespectful You know We're up here on stage You're down there You watch us It's not your show It's the Mormon show Right But you got them back man You were doing four count burpees Like really fast Yeah I did about a thousand pushups In two seconds And that was it And then they left Right You know It's like hey man Well anyway man Why don't we play A couple more songs And we'll wrap up the show And we'll be back On the More Music Radio Pod The More Music Radio Pod Hot Skit World Drop L.A.!
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