Fuck your mother, you motherfuckers. My typewriter's gonna rip your motherfuckin' eyes out tonight. I'm gonna sit at that table and write till I die. I'm gonna write a motherfucker that can't be denied. The motherfucker of all books. Fuck you, you worthless motherfuckers. Your books are dildos. My book is the real dick. It's a real motherfuckin' cock. Not a phony fuckin' dildo. My book has blood in it. Dildos don't bleed if you chop it in half with an axe. But I'm gonna chop my dick in half and see how much that bleeds. I'm sick of this phony baloney. That motherfucker gets hard and horny. I gotta buy him pussy. And I can't buy nice paper to write my book on. I just want him to piss, piss, and piss. That's it, no cum. I'm going broke buyin' pussy for that motherfucker. He's just gonna piss when I... I'm not choppin' him in half. I'll piss in a pussy like it's a toilet. I'll piss all over a fuckin' trot like it's in a toilet. Every pussy looks like a toilet to me. A big shitty toilet. We'll do it live. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live! Fuck it! It's the More Music Radio Pod. Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live! On skidrow.la. Fuckin' thing sucks! In... 5... 4... 3...! 2... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20... 21... 22... 23... 24... 25... 26... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... 25... Music Radio Pod. You can find them at www.skidrowla or you can subscribe to the More Music Radio Pod on iTunes. And that's what everybody's doing, so jump on it. Exactly. It's been a lot of fun doing these shows over here at Skid Row Studios. You know, we made a lot of friends and stuff. And, you know, we've actually made a couple special friends. And we've had this... Jeremy, remember that Buddy Hole guy called at the piñata hour? Yeah. And he's just calling up every show. And he's not calling our show. You know, he's not here. He said he didn't want to do it, but he called up... He's got taste, dude. He's calling two out of four shows. Yeah, he loves the other shows. And I do, too, so I guess I could agree with him on that. But I listened to him call up on the piñata hour, and I got a clip of it. Check it out. Can you name me five venues that people can look into? That I... I'm sorry? That you recommend for people to look into? The Smell, Pairspace, Curio, Echo Curio, which used to be. That's what I've been involved in. It's on Sunset, right? There's not a lot going on right now. Dem Passwords is a great new space. I don't know. The MIME got shut down. People are... People are playing a lot, one a lot. Don't want to endorse it, but that's going on. Hey, we got a caller. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, hi, everybody. This is Travis Kellerman of Buddyhead or Buddyhole, however you want to call it, you know. And I just called to say, you know, the show's like, you know, pretty okay, I guess. You know. Travis, you're becoming a regular here at Skid Row Studios. You called in last night. You must really like what we're doing. Whatever. You know, it's like so-so. You know, you guys don't play any Oasis. You know, my favorite band. All you know, all the cool bands, you know. Which one from Oasis do you like? Which of those guys do you like? You would like to get on them? Excuse me, which one? Which one wouldn't I? Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Travis Kellerman, you know, is known for knowing all the cool bands and all the cool, you know, trends, and I am a taste setter now, you know. A what? A taste setter? A taste setter. Like, I set all the tastes. Like, I'll tell you that Oasis is the coolest band, and you better listen to me, fucking bitch. You know what I mean? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You know? Yeah. Just because I'm like, you know, people should just really listen to me and look at my website, Buddyhole, you know. It's like, we got all the coolest shit there. We're fighting with Marilyn Manson and stuff. It's really cool there, man. What's their website again? It's, uh, Buddyhole.com, you know? And you can go and check us out there. Um, I came out on the radio as a gay asshole yesterday on one of the shows. And... Why? What happened? Tell us. You know, it's just, you know, I just had to come out and say, you know, I, Travis Kellerman, am a fucking gay asshole, you know? So, last night you were talking about how you love it when a man releases himself all over your face. Right, and I love Latino men. And it sounds like you guys got a party going on in there. What's going on, fellas? What's up? Yeah, we're having a party. We are. Piñata hour, is it? We're working a piñata later? I noticed you guys got a lot of, like, Mexican music going on, and I guess I could dig it. I may have to go over there and check your papers, though, you know what I mean? Anyways, whatever, guys. You guys should play some Oasis and, you know, follow, like, the band's, like, the Icarus line and stuff and just, like, you guys should really get into it. You know what? Talking about the green car, talking about green car, I have to renew mine. Mine just expired two months ago. Maybe he can help you. Maybe he has a connection. Yeah. Probably. You sound so hot. I was just telling my boyfriend, you know, that... But I don't know how. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's how it sounds. Anyways, guys, whatever. I gotta prepare for my DJ set. I'm gonna play Oasis and Icarus line when I'm DJing. So, anyway, take care. Whatever. You guys are so-so. And I'll keep an ear to the ground. Keep listening to us every Wednesdays. Thank you. Wednesdays and Thursdays and Fridays. Whatever. Okay, so that guy, we have a history with that guy, right, Jeremy? Yeah, yeah. That guy, he changed his name to Buddy Hole, though. Instead of Buddy Head, now it's Buddy Hole. Wow. And he came out on the... He came out of the closet on the Verbal Vomit show last night, and so... So he's tripping. Yeah, yeah. Good for him. You know, that was a big step for him to do that. Yes. Transcending. But I'm glad he did it on Skid Row Studios, you know. This is a forum where if you want to come out of the closet, you can do it. So? Right. Buddy Hole took advantage of it. We thank him for calling in. Thanks a lot, Buddy Hole. Buddy Hole. Buddy Hole. Yeah, man. I'm starting to like that guy. Yeah, it's really an honor to have him call in the Skid Row Studios. He sounds like a hairdresser I had, you know? A really good hairdresser, but I've lost like about nine hairdressers to AIDS, and he was alright. You know, what was that all about? What's his story? I don't know. He was originally... I mean, if this is a guy, I mean, anybody could call in, I guess, you know, but I mean, it sounds like him. He was scheduled to come in, and we had like a little texting Twitter disagreement or something. I tweeted him at the wrong hour. 12.45 in the afternoon is too early for him, and he got mad, and whatever, and he just kind of let it go, but it looks like he wants to be a part of Skid Row Studios, and I really love that, and I'm glad that he's calling in. I'm starting to like him. He's cool, right? He's a taste setter. I know. He's not putting on an act like he's gay. He's really gay, right? You know, who knows? Who knows? Bring him in. Let's find out. Let's have him. I mean, if Buddyhole's listening right now, I mean, you could call 1-800-893-9562 and... Oh, is this another put on, or is that guy for real? I mean, I don't know. I mean, what do you think? I don't know. It could be put on. He's kind of off the wall. Maybe that's Buddyhole calling in. Wow, that'd be an honor. Hello, caller. You are now on the air with the Mormons and the Mormon Music Radio pod, Karen Centerfold. Everybody's here. Well, well, well. I just want to say that I'm Buddyhole's lover. Oh, yeah? And that he is not as hung as you would think he would be, but... Oh, really? Are you telling us that you could come up here sometime and put him to shame? Because if that's what you're telling us, we want you to come to Skid Row Radio in Los Angeles. Might as well. You want to come up? Maybe. I don't know. It really depends. Because I'm really, really... I'm really, really thirsty. And I need certain things to be done to me. And I need certain things there. What do you like Buddyhole to do to you? Well, it's not what Buddyhole likes to do to me. It's what I like to do to Buddyhole. What he likes. That's gross. Yeah. OK, so what would you do to Buddyhole? OK, what I like to do is I like to suck on my first finger and then slowly insert it into his anus. Oh, so to kind of wiggle it in there. You wet it first, right? Oh, totally. You have to. You can't go in dry. Have you ever fucked an ass dry? It is impossible. Hey, we're gentlemen. Come on. We don't fuck. We're not married. Does it burn? I think the Mormons like girls. Yeah. Well, anal is for guys and for girls. Girls hate it. You don't knock it until you try it, fellas. When you have ass, whether it's male or female, it's hard to tell. Ass. So I heard you guys like to dress up and do each other's makeup and stuff. And he likes to dress you up like Marilyn Manson. Well, he likes to dress me up like Marilyn Manson. I like to dress him up like Beyonce because that's what I like. But not. But, you know, that Sasha Pierce chick, though. So, oh, my God. Like, I'm getting so hot thinking about it. I think I'm going to call Buddyhole right now and just like see if he wants to get together and like have a little menage. Just see if he wants to just like get off over the phone or something. Maybe he'd be down for that. Just quick fiver. Oh, if you can get him on the phone. We're asking him. We're asking him to call 1-800-893-9562, you know, just like you did and talk to us. Hey, what's he's kind of, you know, like I think he's kind of sore at that. What's that guy's name? Vince or whoever who left the Twitter. Are you talking about me, sir? Yes, you. I mean, make him sore physically. Well, he's physically and emotionally. I had to be there and comfort him while he bitched. I had to be there and comfort him while he bitched and bitched and bitched about that. You know, it's, it's, I have nothing against you. I love your show. It's entertaining and I love it. But when Buddyhole like walks in and hears your voice, oh my God. Like he's bad enough he has a little dick, but it makes his little dick even smaller when he hears your voice. It inverts? It's not good. It inverts. And it's really gross because I like to- From a roll of nickels to a roll of dimes. Yeah. I like to fuck a bitch. I like to fuck a man, not a woman. You know, I like to see penis, not vagina. You know what I mean fellas? Did you ever have sex with a woman? Have I ever had? Oh girl, I've had sex with everybody under the goddamn sun. So you've had sex with a woman before then, right? Oh, totally. Okay. That was my, actually I lost my virginity to a woman. Okay. Now let me tell you. But you're gay? Are you gay? Yes, I'm gay. I'm gay now. Because I was into chicks when I was in high school. I was into a lot of girls. I was into a lot of girls. I was into a lot of girls. I was into a lot of girls. I was into a lot of girls. But then like when in college, I think really blossomed into what I am right now. Are you gay for rent? Oh, maybe. If the price is right. Well, cool man. What's your name again? This is Buddy Holes. Well, you don't have to really know my name. You can just call me Buddy Holes Gay Lover. I'm a gay lover. I'm a gay lover. I'm a gay lover. I'm a gay lover. I'm a gay lover. I'm a gay lover. I'm a gay lover. I'm a gay lover. I don't needffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffe From Fade Out City. Okay. Well, that was weird. I mean, gosh, now we're getting a new cast of characters on the More Music Radio Pod. But it's a special More Music Radio Pod tonight because we have Karen Centerfold in studio, and she's going to interview us. It's going to kind of be like the Karen Centerfold Raw Talent Hour special edition on the More Music Radio Pod. Karen, what are you doing? Yeah. Hey, good evening, everybody. How are you doing? You know, I mean, it's good to be here. You know, I was really proud of Patrick. He dressed up like a schoolteacher looking for a high school girl in a plaid, you know, looking all around at my event on Judgment Day, May 21st. You're going to be in trouble, Karen. I totally had the most awesome venue, I add. I'm just wearing glasses. I had Manhattan Murder Mystery. I always do one song with Matt Teardrop. I had Thornburg Knife Fight Ensemble from Venice. And that was the End of the World show, huh? And that was the End of the World show. And the End of the World didn't even happen. I also had Haunted Tiger with Jefferson, and this is at the Little Joy. Unfortunately, he got his Toyota 97 Corolla ripped off with two guitars in it, two amps, and music equipment. Okay. It really bummed me out. I also did an act with Da Benny. He is one of the one billion sons of Jesus Christ in the electronic rock music scene. And we did an incredible act together where I'm Mary Magdalene, only I'm wearing like a white mini low cut and white go-go boots. And it totally made it. And I just, did you and your girlfriend really have to take off for the weekend? You should have showed up. Yeah. I mean. And then especially since it was like, it could have been the End of the World, you know, we wanted to do something before the End of the World. Oh, bullshit. You know, when you hear about May 21st, the End of the World Judgment Day. What happened? It was exciting. And you're just being threatened by the hypocrisy of the phony Christians. Well, I'm glad it didn't happen. That are pushing books in the southern states. The hypocritical Christians are pushing the good book. Well, what about the Christians that aren't hypocritical? Well, a lot of them are from the south. Yeah. I know you are, honey, but you're different. I'm saying the narrow-minded Christians that are prejudiced against blacks, prejudiced against Jews, prejudiced against gays and people that are really cool. You know, they're telling us. They are telling us that the world's going to end to threaten us and, you know, make us uneasy. So that's why you didn't show up, man. You got to show up at one of my venues. It's like every time I do one. When you have us on the bill, we'll show up. I can put you on a bill. You know, and we'll talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, like, why don't we take a break and we'll get more into that. All right. Play these couple songs. And when we get back, we're going to hand the reins over to Karen Centerfold and see what happens. And we're also going to talk to Joey, who did one of my last shows at Time Warner before I had to move to satellite cable TV. We'll have all that and more on the More Music Radio Pod. All right. Motherfucker. You are listening to the More Music Radio Pod from Skin Grow Studio in downtown Los Angeles, California at Skin Grow dot L-A. Skin Grow. Skin Grow. We are the vultures And you are free Give up, you've lost me Better give it all We're five plus now Don't let you down We'll eat the dead We'll eat the dead I'll eat the dead I will, I will, I'll eat the dead I'll eat the dead We are the vultures and you are our prey We'll hunt you down, keep your bones on display No time for begging or pleading mercy We eat the dying, the dead and the grave We are the vultures, you are our prey In your decay We are the vultures, you are our prey In your decay In your decay No time for begging We are the vultures and you are our prey We'll hunt you down, keep your bones on display No time for begging or pleading mercy We are the vultures We are the vultures We are the vultures bass solo bass solo bass solo bass solo bass solo bass solo bass solo bass solo call in fish 1-800-893-9562 1-800-893-9562 Ichi Hap Yaku Yakuza Kugoroni Yeah Welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod and we're just gonna hand the mic over to Karen Centerfold who's in here to interview us, the Mormons, on the More Music Radio Pod Alright, everybody welcome Karen Centerfold Alright Yeah Oh my Karen's trying to take a hit and talk on the mic at the same time Let me pull this out of your mouth Everybody that is hip, left wing desirable, loving in their heart and really good at their art Yeah, the Mormons and I'm talking about the Dharma Bums that I'm in the house with interviewing tonight and I gotta admit that when Joe of the Dharma Bums did my show he reminded me of a theatrical group I used to know in San Francisco called the Cockettes I knew them in the early 70s and they were into heroin and Iggy Pop that was how I met him and I was only 14 when I saw Iggy Pop for my first time at one of their houses in the Mission and then they became a big success. The Cockettes were regular heterosexual couples that would cross dress where the girl wore the guy's clothes, the guy wore the girl's clothes and that's what Joe of the Dharma Bums was doing he was wearing a white wedding dress I love that song a white wedding dress he was wearing Maria's white wedding dress and she was wearing his tuxedo Bill's not allowed to wear white Oh he is too and it was great it was a good theme it was different on my show I was tired of the same old thing metal guys with leather pants and chains and girls with mohawks and leather bombers and stilettos on you know I wanted to see something different I did and so how are you doing? how manyffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffe The drummer that germs is Alice Cooper in the earwigs. And I presented John Bulls there. It was a great thing. I packed in the five star. There was a line outside. Hey, you know, one thing I want to mention, you mentioned the Redwood. We got a residency there going on Tuesday nights in July. And in fact, the last song that you heard was tuned to me with Smoked. And we got tuned to me playing with us on Tuesday, July 19th at the Redwood. And before that, you also heard Sassafras with Los Buitres. Los Buitres? Yeah. It's like Spanglish and stuff, you know. And Sassafras is going to be playing on our July 26th Tuesday night residency at the Redwood. You guys want to go down and check it out. And we have some more music coming up from some of the bands that are playing on our residency. So. Everybody go and check us out Tuesday nights at the Redwood Bar in downtown LA. And also, I do. I was going to surprise Patrick. I wrote a song for the Mormons called, for Patrick of the Mormons. What's it called? It's called I Am Superior. It's sort of like a Devo hit, you know. And I'd have to. Can you hum a few bars? Well, I mean, it's a little bit sort of like the one that was being played before we went into conversation here. Whatever that song was. Right. Okay. I am superior. Which reminds me, anybody can write songs for us. I am superior. Ba, ba, ba. I am superior. Ba, ba, ba. I am superior. Ba, ba, ba. I am superior. Ba, ba, ba. I am superior. I am superior. All right. It sounds like we're going to use that one. All right. That was a good one. All right. Yeah. All right. You got to play the harmonica just like you suck dick. This is for all the ladies. You got to play the harmonica just like you suck dick. Play the harmonica just like you suck dick. Play the harmonica just like you suck dick. Play the harmonica just like you suck dick. That's good. All right. And it repeats. Including our in-studio guests. What's your name? I forgot. One more time. Madeline. Madeline. Yeah. And that reminds me. If anybody wants to say anything, come up to the mic because nobody can hear you if you're not on the mic. And thank you for coming, Madeline. I'm also bisexual. I do girls in adult movies and I direct them. She tries to get with every girl that's in here. And you look like you're in a really good negligee right now. And absolutely beautiful. We have you on film and photos of you. She loves lesbian porn, by the way. It's a great thing. Only if it's done right. Only if it shows one of the girls getting off. Hey, Karen, it sounds like we got a call. All right. So this is a special edition of the Raw Talent Hour with Karen Centerfold. And she's interviewing us, the Mormons. Caller, you're on the air. Hey, what's up? It's Steve Chaos. I'm Katie Anarchy from Verbal Vomit. Oh, awesome, dude. Where are you two calling from? Hollywood. There you go. Hollywood. All right. Are you outside a club right now in your car looking to go to one tonight? Because I got a party that you can go to, you know. If we knew you better and we like your name, what is it versus vomit? What? Verbal vomit. Verbal vomit. I love it. We would just invite you up here, but everything's set for tonight. They have a show called Verbal Vomit on the skid row dot LA. Oh, I love it. There's a party at Beauty is Pain tonight. Manny is presenting like about four bands, you know. So do me a favor. Talk to- What kind of vibe is it going to be tonight? Talk to Viceroy Vince right here of Skid Row Radio. And I'm going to tell you what those bands are in just a second. Talk to him for a second while I get this thing out. What's going on, Vince? Hey, what's going on, guys? Nothing much. We're just right here hanging out. You guys are lucky. You guys got Buddy Hole calling into your show. You got Buddy Hole's Lover. We haven't gotten that before. Yeah, well, you know. Hopefully we'll get the- He came out on our show and the Lover came to your show. Hey, listen. What part of Hollywood are you in right now? We're in regular Hollywood. I guess you could say we're in the- By the Astro Burger. Okay. By Paramount Studios. Oh, okay. I'm going to go to the Astro Burger. Okay. I'm going to go to the Astro Burger. I'm going to go to the Astro Burger. Okay. You're near Paramount Studio. All you do, you want to go to Beauty is Pain, NASA Space Universe. They're friends of mine. He's a friend of mine. I've played with them once. They're good. He's playing there tonight. It's on Highland Avenue near Sunset. You'll see all these kids hanging out at a pop shop. Yeah, I know that. Oops. Oops. What's going on? Oh. Technology is failing us both. Oh, you- Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God, I hope their phone didn't drop down the toilet. Oh, we can hear you guys. Can you hear us? Sometimes the technology is ... I get a lot of drop calls and stuff with my phone. Even though I do love T-Mobile, they're going to switch to AT&T, so got to find something else. Yeah. So, also, Foghat and Pure Shit, a band called Pure Shit. And Vince, read this last band. Read this. What does Pure Shit sound like? Probably like what it says, Pure Shit. But Vince, read this last band. The last band? What are you talking about? At Beauty is Pain. What are you having me do right now? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh, at Beauty is Pain. Lamcock and all this stuff. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Beauty is Pain, Pink Reason, NASA Space Universe, Pure Shit, Foghat. You guys want to check that out? And more. All right, cool. And more. And more, yeah. And Fartface and that shit hole. That's going to be at a place. Okay, you're called what? At a certain time. You're called what? Vomit? What? Vomit? What? What's- Vomit. What? Verbal Vomit. Oh, Verbal Vomit. Are you in a group? Is that a band? No, that's our- That's their show. That's what we do on Tuesdays. That's Skid Row. It's a live- Okay, Verbal Vomit. It's a live call. We got Verbal Vomit. We have the Piñata Hour. The Great Show. The Frosted Mall. And also coming to Skid Row Radio, I think I'm going to talk Jeremy into doing the Mexican Poopoo Boy Hour. That's a Mexican Poopoo Boy Hour. Mexican Poopoo Boy. That, you know, they put this on Channel 22 and they had me on it. They edited the hell out of it. You know, it's where he steals a girl's purse in a church in Mexico. He gets three girls pregnant. Have you seen Miguel the Poopoo Boy? All these girls in a series ask, they're looking for Miguel because they're pregnant. Oh, I am pregnant too. And I have no pesos to support it. You support it. So he comes to California, he does the same thing, and then he goes back to Mexico and it's back and forth, you know. It's a good thing. How can we see that, Karen? I have to go down there, you know. They also do Jesus videos, you know. I'm in like 20 of them and they edit me out a lot. They just keep me in, edit by them by like maybe two minutes, a few seconds, but it's real dramatic where I'm Mary Magdalene. Are you working on any new films right now? I just, I'm in these rock documentaries and there's a documentary on me, it's still being ... I saw you in that 40 Bands in 80 Minutes. Yeah. And you know, Sean Carnage didn't, that's a good one, it sells worldwide. Sean Carnage is new at filmmaking. He did a good job on it. It just drags a little. Like if he would have edited it a lot, it would have been better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I thought, that is not my best work, but I thought it was good. You know, it's a popular one. I'm in a lot of 70s B movies, biker flicks, you know, stuff like that. But yeah. Nothing currently, right? Yeah, this documentary is coming out. What's the name of the documentary? I can't find it. Trip In. Trip In with Karen Centerfold. And it shows me in Beverly Hills, like when I was Bernie Kornfield's mistress. And I performed S&M on him. I performed physical therapy. Wow. It shows me walking out of the mansion he used to live in and down, I think it was Bedford Drive, right by the Beverly Hills Hotel, you know. Is there anything that you want to ask us, the Mormons? Yeah. What is your availability like? Like, I am going to start helping Michael Stock of Part-Time Punks book. Part-Time Punks. So. You know, right now we're kind of laying low until our residency. And we actually, our next show is going to be up in Bakersfield at Riley's Tavern. Why don't you cancel Bakersfield? No, no, we're not. Because you just don't know the vibe up there. It's just like. It's terrible. It's squares. It's a square. We're going to be up there July 1st. And we're going to have copies of our 7-inch with downloadable. A full copy of the EP. So that's going to be coming out. And so we're just kind of preparing for that. And we're going to have that at our residency. I have a great idea. We'll have like four record release shows at our residency. I have got a great idea. What is it? I think for your next CD that you do, that you should get up for real. And me and Madeline should take photos of all five of you. Like. Standing in line. Like Rick Agnew would do this even though he never did it. Where you strip down and you show your penises off. All five of you. Right? Sounds good to me. And. Or all four of you are the Mormons. And you put it on the front. And. I mean. I don't think anybody wants to see that. Let's see what these girls would do. You know. That's a good starting point. The thing is. Have you seen the movie Human Centipede, Karen? I haven't seen it. But you've got another point. I heard it kind of sucked. That if. If what you do. If you do that. And you. And you. And you. Decide you want to fall in love with a girl. That's a real square. That didn't dig it. That you did it. You have to think about it before you do it. Yes. Okay. And since the Mormons are all uncircumcised. I was thinking we could. Also our force can. No. I'm cut, man. I'm cut. I'm cut and clean. What are you talking about? Clean it out. You had a bris. Oh. You got an offense. Right. Hey. You know. I heard that. I forgot. What state is it that they're. They're outlawing. A male. No. No. No. It's Alabama. I heard this. I heard this today. But I forgot where they. Where they were doing it. But they're outlawing. Male circumcision. And like. If anybody gets caught. I'm going to move there. You could circumcise. When you're 18 years old. If you want to decide. You know. This is the time. I want to feel it. You know. To circumcise myself. But you have to. That has to be your like decision. To do it when you're an adult. Wow. I did hear this. Did Sarah Palin pass that? Where is that? Are you going to look it up on Google? Google? No. No. I'm. Sure. Just look up a male circumcision. A terrible joke. What do people use for chewing gum? I got it bookmarked. Just people in general. What do they use for chewing gum? Say. What do they use for chewing gum Patrick? They use liquid acid. They use liquid acid. What do they use for chewing gum? Yeah. Karen has it. Mmm. Get it out. All right. I mean foreskin. Oh. It's like orange sunshine acid. Too bad you never had any Patrick. Are you going to ask us to play songs? That'd be like. That'd be great. Like. I know. Karen. Karen. Like as far as acid goes. It's been on like what? Sugar cubes. It doesn't work on sugar cubes. No? But it was. What about on little boy's foreskin? No. That's just going to waste. Ew. Cochino. No. It was. It's just orange sunshine made by the sunshine family. You know. That's the only real acid that was out there. You know. You ever get. Put a drop in your eye? No. Dude. Why? I've heard of people do that. To get the liquid LSD. And they put it in their eyeball. To make it all boom pow. Like right there. Those are people that know a lot about that. But it's not really that big of a deal unless it's orange sunshine. Hey. So Karen. Are you going to ask us to play a couple songs or something today? Should we do that? And those songs. Those songs are. Oh. I don't know. Why don't we play something off our EP? We'll play a couple things. Do you want us to do that? What was your. On the Raw Talent Show. What do you feel. What do you feel your strongest. What do you feel your strongest song is on your latest CD? Probably. We're kind of like pros. So you just. Just name it. And we do it. I'd say probably the one that you just wrote. Probably we're going to try to. What did I call that one? What did I call that one? Oh. I Am Superior. I Am Superior. Yeah. By Patrick. So yeah. I Am Superior. So what do you say we play a couple songs. And then we come back. Cause I am superior. Like that. Alright. I want to do the back up. We'll practice that one in the break. When we're playing these next songs on the More Music Radio Pod. We'll be back. Alright. Don't take this offensively. The More. Music. Radio. Pod. Oh. Did you only want to do. Skin Road. The. L.A. Family. Oh. When I'm down sleeping. Walking around with you. I'm sorry. And the skies are so blue. I'm sorry. And we're so happy. Happy. Cause it's you and me. Happy. So. So. So happy. 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Welcome to Skid Row Radio. Hey. All right. All right. All right. Welcome to Skid Row Radio. Welcome to Skid Row Radio. And let's welcome the Mormons with their new hit, High School Dog Kid. Here's the Mormons. Let's give them a round of applause. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. One of them, the rest of us. One of them. One of them. One of them. One of them. One of them. Run a-backboard the restroom wall. Down, down the room in the back of the wall. Hurry the room, don't sit up, I'm gross. Run down the back of Bob's couch. All right, all right, all right. Everybody, let's give a round of applause for the Mormons. Yeah, the Mormons. All right. Okay, so... We're going to do another song. I know you are. And what was the song you just did? That was called High School Dog Kid off our new EP, Forge Ahead. Oh, both those songs are High School Dog Kid? That's going to be available in July. It was just one. Okay, so both of those songs you just did are High School Dog Kid. Mormons are like an intro song. Oh, okay, all right, great. What's your next song? This next song is called, it's also off the EP, Forge Ahead. It's called Eaters of Shit. Awesome. Eaters of Shit, the Mormons. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Yeah. And once again, that's the Mormons. They just did their second new song, Eaters of Shit. Right. And, you know, when the Mormons are on stage in all these different clubs in L.A., a lot of people think, oh, man, the real stupid squares and the prep school wannabes, they think that you're just a takeoff from Devo. But actually, actually, it's different, I feel. You know. It's a lot. It sounds like Devo, but you've got your own original things you're doing. Influenced by Devo. Yeah. Right, right. Totally. And it sounds like those songs are so good. And you guys just have to totally be geniuses to be able to do all that. So I've decided to get you a gig at a venue. So once again, a round of applause for the Mormons. We're kind of intimidated to play in front of Karen Centerfold. We haven't done that in a while. No, no, no, no. You're not at all. It's been a while since we were on the Raw Talent Hour. I know, I know. Karen Centerfold, remember that? And who knows? I think I'm going to be getting my show back, actually, which would be a great idea. We've got to make a return appearance. Yeah, you can make a return appearance. Okay, how many songs do you have on your CD anyway? We have five songs on the EP. And if you buy the 7-inch, which has two songs off the EP, it'll come with a download card so you can download the whole EP. So essentially, you're buying the 7-inch and the whole EP. Okay. So you have High School, Dog Kid, Eaters. The 7-inch is called We're Not Dead. Okay, you've got a song called We're Not Dead. That's the name of the 7-inch. And the EP, Forge Ahead, I don't know if you heard that in the lyrics of Eaters of Shit, but it's all kind of tied in and stuff. You see it in time capsules and stuff. Yeah, the drums are good in this, and so is your guitars. Wait a minute. Could I hear, Joe, can I hear the bass for a second? No. All right, now go up and down and across. Uh, Joe, Joe, do this. Like this. Yeah, that's it. Okay, Vince. Is that on the right? I know. Vince, turn around, go to the side, and let's test out your lead for a second. No. All right, Vince, do it like this. All right. All right. Hey, tell you what, why don't we take a break and play a couple more songs? All right, let's take a break and play some more songs. How many more songs do you have? We're going to play a couple more when we come back. All right, but then we've got to have more conversation with me. Yeah, we're going to talk to Karen Centerfold. All right, so this is Skid Row Radio downtown. All right. All right. Los Angeles, and we'll be back in just a little bit. More talk, less rock. Hold up! Wait a minute! How? You got the right bit! Hold up! How the fuck up, how? You got the right bit! The More Music Radio Pod. Broadcasting internationally from downtown Los Angeles. On skidrow.llll. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. Skid Row Radio. She goes to the cat box to take a big dump But her butt sticks out now There's a big lump on the floor of my room What you gonna do? Now I've gotta clean it up Man, I fucking had enough Now she's freaking out like on an acid trip Thinking she's a nom But she's sitting on the hip Of my friend that's allergic to the feline race I wish she'd come over here But she's in outer space I need my life to teach me To take my soul over my fucking apartment She loves to travel blood all over And there's a lot of blood in my apartment By the style in the walk And the twitch of the tail That day old cat food seems all too stale Hiding under the bed Hiding under the bed Under the blanket from who knows what With a lizard head of three sitting in her gut Taking out her butt Taking shits on her dog You can't see her like the city through the goddamn fog She drinks out the toilet like a fish in a bowl Bouncing out like a motherfucker out of control I've been my life to teach me To take my soul over my fucking apartmentffeffe This is Arlo and Mr. T's, and you're listening to More Music Radio Pod at skidrow.la. All right. Once again. Yeah. Are we back? Yeah. All right. We're back on the More Music Radio Pod. There's Karen Seneff. All righty. All righty. And welcome back to Skid Row Radio. So, brothers and sisters, I sure do hope that all of you are having one of the best nights. We have three guests here tonight that are real hard up, that are looking at pornography books of girls fingering their vaginas and their asses. And we're about to listen to another couple of hits by the Mormons. And, Patrick, where did you learn how to write some of these idiotic songs? Anyway. From my brain. What? You know, and watching movies. And part of that is going, part of that was you going to school and doing something different and impressing all the students, and they thought you were weird and stupid because. Yeah, they didn't think that you were conservative enough, right? No, I was like, you know, as I play in a band, I wanted attention. So, I'd read bad stories in English class about, you know, me. Well, I mean, I guess you really got it, too. You got the kind of attention you wanted, right? Yeah, I wanted attention. Hey, Patrick, what are our songs about? What were the songs we played about? What we did, what was the first one? I forget already. High School Dog Kid. That's about a young man who's in high school who has telekinetic powers. And there's two haunted restrooms there. More than one. Boys and girls. And he goes in there and he finds out what's going to happen during the school year. It's all terrible things. And there's, you know, there's, you know, the writing, the graffiti on the walls is automatic writing. He's afraid to go in there? Yeah, and he's not sure if he's doing it, but he goes in and he doesn't remember he's doing it. But it's like, it's like this person is going to die at this time. And, you know, and whatever. And he's just freaked out about using the restroom in high school. So, he ends up, like, shitting on the lawn. And he gets a tag name, High School Dog Kid. Hey, Patrick, Patrick, excuse me. Something just came to mind. All right, everybody. Hey, you three people over there. We're looking at that porno book. Would you please, you know, I mean, like, we love having you here. We love you totally. But would you get into the show a little bit more? You find that book more fascinating than this band. I find this band more fascinating than that book. Really. We don't want to take away from the band. All right. So, hey, listen, Patrick, I got a great idea. What is it? I should shoot. I make adult films in Venice. With a company. That Ron Jeremy was with. He has a big penis. I've heard. And so, I think that we ought to get you a cute high school girl in a plaid skirt. In a video where you're doing that song and it shuts, it switches off to where you're on Venice Beach. And you take the high school girl in a bathroom right next to the Venice drum circle. And you bang her. And then it goes back to your band where it shows you playing. So, it'll be a slash video porn. Your second song, Eaters of Shit, while you're banging that girl. Should I eat her shit? No. But just bang her, you know. And then. Make love to her doo-doo? In a bathroom. And then it goes back to your band when you're playing in a studio like this. And it goes back to that. That's not really disgusting. I'd never do anything like that. No, no, no, no, no. I think you should do a girl in a bathroom. Will you do it? No. Oh, why not? Are you that much of a conservative? Yes. That's where STDs come from. Sex in the bathroom. Oh, no. They don't. That's where they come from. You know what? I'm surprised at you, Patrick. Any guy that I would do. I've done this three times in groups. In bands. I've done it three times. Hey, you know what? I neglected to talk about the songs that we heard. Just before we came back on, we heard 8-Bit with Daruma. And we heard Polyamory. Polygon Skull with an 8-Bit version of the Slayer song Angel of Death, which was pretty cool. And we also heard Lightning Bill Woodcock before that with Brains and Personality. And he's going to be playing with us at the Redwood Bar for our Tuesday night residency. I think it's on the 9th. Wait a minute. The 12th. Yeah. So Lightning Bill Woodcock is going to play with us. And before that, you heard Pussy Cow with Asshole Colossus. Anyway, go back. Back to Karen. Yeah. And I like Pussy Cow and that song, Colossus. What encouraged you guys, Dan and Vince and Patrick, what encouraged you to do this song, High School Dog Kid? You know, what is that about? Well, we explained it. It's about a haunted high school restroom. And, you know, the music comes first. And I put the lyrics on top. And I get bored at home. And I write lyrics. And I put them over the music. And that's basically it. Hey, you know, we also played Eaters of Shit. And it ties in with our 7-Inch and our EP. That it does. Because we've been around for a long time and we've eaten a bit of shit. That's basically that idea. And we're eaters of shit. We're doing this ridiculous thing for going on 13 years. We can't help ourselves. Yeah, it's worth it. And believe me, you're very appreciated. You just, you know what? I need to get you a bigger show. I know you guys never cared who you really drew and who you don't. We don't give a shit. I'm having, you know, I have to please these club members. I have to please the managers, you know. And, you know, I've got to teach you. I have to figure out how I can get you to draw more people in, you know. We should, like, play a couple songs to maybe they'll hear it. And maybe they'll get us on some big shows. You've been on some big shows anyway. Maybe Buddyhead will be tuning in. Buddy Hole. Buddy Hole, yeah. Yeah, he changed his name. Oh, come on. We want somebody else to tune in. All right, so what do you think? Should we do another couple songs? Oh, yeah. What's your next one? The next one is called Work-Related Mucus Plug, and it's off our new EP. Work-Related Mucus Plug. Can you write that down? You can find it on, if you want to just get it right now, you can find it on bandcamp.com. And you can find that at themormons.bandcamp.com. Yeah. And Work-Related Mucus Plug is up for free right now, so you can download that at themormons.bandcamp.com. And here it is. Work-Related Mucus Plug. Work-Related Mucus Plug. Look at it, look at it now Move your paws and press big ones Put it on a large, huge plate These things are blessed for you Keep trying, cause it's hard Keep those things that lie in your mind Get the flesh out of it when you fall Give you a jab and wear that hose Put it on, don't be scared Come on, don't leave those maggots there Look at it, look at it now Move your paws and press big ones Put it on a large, huge plate These things are blessed for you Don't let go Move your paws and press big ones Don't let go These things are blessed for you Don't let go Keep trying Keep trying, cause it's hard Keep those things that lie in your mind Get the flesh out of it when you fall Give you a jab and wear that hose Put it on, don't be scared Come on, don't leave those maggots there Look at it, look at it now This guy's a fool if he falls in love That fool's a miserable dog Doesn't matter if he's a cheater Doesn't matter if he's a fool or a cheater This guy's a fool if he falls in love That fool's a miserable dog Doesn't matter if he's a cheater Doesn't matter if he's a fool or a cheater Look at it, look at it now You're looking for a funny dog With a teeth, with a car Staring down at a guy's cell line Look at it, look at it now You're looking for a funny dog With a teeth, with a car Alright Let go, let go, let go We do a couple songs where me and Dan switch And he plays guitar and I play drums And we're gonna play one of those right now We're gonna do a quick switch That was work related You can just plug by the more You know the sign code too? Incredible Find it on Bandcamp And I'm gonna play it And what a song For everybody to get into It totally made it And it's one of the better songs they've done also And once again This is Skid Row Radio, downtown Los Angeles Yeah Skid Row with class, I mean total class And we got all kinds of other fun things happening here tonight Some guests reading pornography Thinking about having a three-way And not getting an STD in a bathroom, you know And all kinds of other good things are happening So, what? Do we have another song? Yeah, we'll do another one What's this one called? What is this one? That's, uh, what's the one we usually do right now? Ass Cave? My Own Private Ass Cave Oh yes, My Own Private Ass Cave It's about to dig your head in the sand And they brought a new song called My Own Private Ass Cave So, here's the performance Alright, here we go Ready? Here it goes, guys Ready? I'm so tired of dancing around the house And selling flack All my friends are found I'm such a toast to flack I think before you catch up Jump into the rage I suggest you play Jump into the rage Dance, dance, dance And talk it for your life I'll never do it by myself Nothing's in your plans Actually, I don't dance or grab dance This is a fact All is fair, unfair Since you're just a wank Think before you come out Jump into the rage I suggest you play This simple game And shut your hands And chuck it for your life I'll never do it by myself Nothing's in your plans I suggest you play This is a fact This is a fact And chuck it for your life I'll never do it by myself Nothing's in your plans I suggest you play Between the very best This is a fact Before you bury us How does it feel The name of Jesus Christ Take it, face it Build your class Act your time I'll pass your weapons This is a fact All is fair, unfair Since you're just a wank I suggest you play This simple game And shut your hands And chuck it for your life And shut your hands And chuck it for your life I'll never do it by myself I'll never do it by myself All is fair, unfair Since you're just a wank dancing. Alright. And it's about dry humping and being sexually frustrated. At the same time? Yes. Like, dry humping the couch or whatever person. And having a lot of sexual anger inside of you. Alright, this is a new song of ours that's not recorded yet, but it'll be on our next release. Ready? There it goes. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. All right. All right. Yeah. Thank you, More Music Radio Pod, for having us play on your show. Yeah. Karen Centerfold hosting. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Jeremy. Thank you, Jeremy. And that was the Mormon song, Easy Dancing. All right. Cool. We're going to play a couple more songs, and we'll be back with Karen Centerfold. Thanks, Karen. All right, folks. Thank you, God. The More Music Radio Pod. Hot Skit World Cup. Hello. Watch theffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffeffe out of cigarettes You can't read this but you've got no reason to yet And I don't care about anyone And you don't matter at all And I don't care about anyone And you don't matter at all And in hand In the middle of the night You take him to your room And you turn out the lights The earth spins And your faces turn red You could pass for dead Underneath your bedspread And I don't care about anyone And you don't matter at all And I don't care about anyone And you don't matter at all Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Just as your mother watches the clock, she takes a deep breath and considers calling the clock. 8 p.m., she turns the television on. She heard Paul Madden and her blast of his first song. Your form changes to adapt to fit in with your environment. You float like a ghost through the city sidewalk cracks. Your heart stops and it stops. And I don't care about anyone when you don't matter at all. And I don't care about anyone when you don't matter at all. Ghosts, they're your parents' gospel song. They're old and you're young. But they may never picture you as yours. They don't care about you at all. They both come to hand in the middle of the floor. Holy God, Holy God, Holy God. Holy God, Holy God, Holy God. Holy God, Holy God, Holy God. See what I think is how we'll come Manage in what we have done We should feel our time's up Time to go and share the fun Don't forget the change we have The effort we've put in for the joy of the job We've got things to be green in My world's in the abyss Try and make my dream a reality Please let me see your heart Try and make my dream a reality Please let me see your heart Please let me see your heart Please let me see your heart Please let me see your heart And yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, indeed. You are listening to Skid Row Radio with me, Karen Centerfold. Speak, fella, speak. Your announcer and disc jockey tonight. And we have The Mormon on the show tonight. Thank you very much for having us on the Raw Talent Hour special edition on the More Music Radio pod, Karen. We really appreciate it. And I'm impressed with these six songs, you know. They totally make it. Like a naked magazine, you know. Yeah. And if you weren't tired of us to begin with, the last song you heard was an old recording of our self-titled album recorded by none other than Tony Bolas. And that song was called Sunset Made of Brake Lights. Oh, yeah. And that's an oldie but a goodie. I know. I know. And I think my favorite hit that you did was my own private ass cave. We're not dead. No. Eaters of shit and high school dog kid. Yeah, those are good chants. I like those. They're all very sophisticated. I know they are. No, you're not kidding. You can tell we're very highbrow. I know. No, I thought it was great. I really did think it was great. I'm not kidding you. Last night, I did a bunch of half and I was with a bunch of friends of mine. And at lot one, I saw Peg Leg Love. And I don't know if Peg Leg is listening. I don't think they are. But give them a round of applause. You don't have to, Pat. Don't worry about it. For their hit. It's like Aryan German Nazi rock and roll. La, la, la, la. La, la, la, la. Right? La, la, la, la. Only it's not the bad kind. You know, it's very forthright rock music. But I think the Mormons are. You should call in 893-9562. Our super affection. Check it out. If you're a fan of the forthright, call in. Yeah. Right. And if you're listening to this already recorded on podcast, you know, on Thursday nights, we're live. So you can listen and call in and talk shit or join in the conversation. And be honest about whatever you want to say. Yeah. Let's be honest. Because that's really important. You know. Exactly. Okay. That's how we do it here on the more music radio pod at skid row dot L.A. Exactly. So Mormons, getting back to you. You know, there's this new club. That's happening. And it's really it's a chic club, you know. And so the guy wants to make sure I can make him some money. So I'll have you on it. And part of that would be you have to get together with some bands and go down there during the daytime to check out the techno dance floor. You know. All right. Yeah, we can. And bring your equipment. You've got to bring all your equipment to test out your sound. All right. We will test it. Because if they ask you for if they ask you for something and you don't have it and it's not going to sound right. That's not where it's at. Right. You know, if I get to a gig, you have to go down and you have to test out one song. It's weird on this page. Karen, what are your views on trions? Trions or peons? No trions. It's actually a protein that's folded in half and it never dies. They find them in dead bodies and in bones. What are they again? Hey, man. This ain't Nova. It's Chicken McNuggets. Chicken McNuggets. You're in Chicken McNuggets. That's where they don't rot. I didn't see that cool movie with Morgan. I know better. Patrick, I know better than to than to eat Chicken McDonald's. What's wrong? I don't problem McDonald's. I just. What do you eat? What's your diet? It's low in carbs and it's vegetarian. Take us to breakfast. What do you have for breakfast? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Grapefruit, oatmeal. That kind of thing. That's a classic. It's like a nice Friday. And then lunch. Careful with that grapefruit. Marijuana. I heard that grapefruits are going to cause breast cancer. So be careful with that. Oh, I know. I heard a story about that. I know. Especially when you do some. We don't want that. We don't want anything to happen to those, you know? Oh, right. Exactly. Yeah. All right. So getting back to you, Mormons. Yeah. What was your last gig? Where was it? Where was it, Patrick? I forgot. Where was it? We played the. Did we play the Silverlake Lounge? Oh, I hate that place. Tell us about why you hate that place. Listen. Listen. I am down. I'm going to make an announcement. An important announcement right now. All right. The Silverlake Lounge. Better not be homophobic. No. The Silverlake Lounge. It's just not squares going there. You know, it's run by squares. It's run by squares. It's a square place. That place. Satellite. Three clubs. And. I guess that's it. Those clubs don't go to. Don't book there because it's either a woman running. The woman that was running the three clubs was, you know, didn't like me. Women get very jealous of you. They do. And I got to deal with it, you know. But. Sounds like we got to. I don't like being around squares. And those are square clubs. So stay out of them. I'll get to better gigs. You know. Looks like we got a call, Karen. All right. Skidmore Radio. Skidmore Radio. Who are we talking to? How are you? What's that? I think they're being murdered. You're looking for 911. Yeah. If you're being murdered, you need to call 911. You've got way too many numbers. We like that you called our show. What's your name? Hello. Caller, you still there? Are you live? Okay. I think they found 911. Excuse me. Excuse me. Hello. Somebody's pants. Somebody's pants calling us. All right. We turn down the music. All right. Is everything okay? Where is your mama? Turn down your radio, man. You know? Who are we talking to? That's scary. Hmm. All right. That's fun. All right. Yeah. Good call, caller. All right. You did it. All right. You tried. I don't like callers like that. You tried. I like callers that are very honest and are creative, you know? You tried. Totally. Okay. So, anyway, what was your gig like at the Silver Lake Lounge? It was fun. It was Silver Lake Lounge-y. Yeah. We got some beers. We played, like, plenty of times. About it, you know? We played right before Tranny Night. It was Gloria Trevi. There was a tranny there. You're a big fan of Gloria. She gave porn at the entrance. Yeah, totally. Sassafras got cut off. That sucked. Yeah. We're going to be playing with Sassafras at our Tuesday night residency at the Redwood. And that reminds me. The last song that you heard played was Manhattan Murder Me. And they're going to be playing with us, kicking off the residency on July 5th, Tuesday, July 5th at the Redwood. And that's going to be lots of fun. And, yeah, I want everybody to go. I might show up. Yeah. Why don't you come out, Karen? I'm going to try my best, you know? Yeah, you know, have you do your thing? Have you guys played the Echoplex? No, we haven't. I'll try and get you a gig. Yeah, try to get us in there. Who runs the place? Michael. Michael. How is that guy? Is he cool? Can we just call him up? Oh, sort of. He just wants me to. Please him, you know, with all these groups and stuff. Maybe you could do a favor for him and get us in there. You know what I mean? No, he's married. Oh, well, you know. I think. All right. So. Just keep it hush hush. Maybe it's a ride or something or he needs like his. He needs. His car detail. Hey, Mormons. Listen, I walked out on all these films lately. Like. Like. Well, you just didn't want to do them? No. I walked out on most of the films that are popularized. Most of the films that are playing. Have you seen Tree of Light? Oh, OK. What was the last movie you saw, Karen? Apocalypto by Mel Gibson. Wow. That was a few years ago. I know. I know. That was a long time ago. What's that one? She only watches movies. Now they have seats that reclaim. Where they speak Aramaic. Adam Sandler. Don't mess with the Zohan. Did you see Adam Sandler? Don't mess with the Zohan. Yeah, I saw it. I've seen it as well. All right. I like that. OK. All right. It kind of gets on my nerves a little bit, but I guess, you know. So only movies that were filmed in Jerusalem. What? I saw The Devil, Korean movie. The Devil, Korean movie. I saw The Devil. It's fun. What is it about? I don't want to give it away, but it's about like some dudes who are crazy. But it's worth watching, though. I don't know. Really? I walk out on stuff like that. No, you'd have to rent it. What's the next movie you want to see, Patrick? Probably Tree of Life. There's an Assassin's is out still, I think, kind of, sort of. I like all the rock and roll. I like all the rock and roll movies. Like Sid and Nancy. There's a movie about the Sex Pistols. I got to meet him in San Francisco at somebody's kitchen. And they walked in and some guy said, oh, my God, can you be quiet? Just don't say anything. And I was real quiet and everything. This is a long, long time ago. And they were really quiet. And what happened was, unfortunately, Sid couldn't get their fix. So that was sad. Did he freak out? They do. They left. This party in San Francisco. It was eight blocks from Winterland where the Sex Pistols played. I just saw a really interesting documentary. Karen's playing the theme song to it. Was it a Bob Dylan documentary? Yeah, it was boring. No, it was a really cool documentary about this band called Anvil. You ever see that documentary? I worked on that. Underdogs of heavy metal. You worked on that documentary? Yeah, I did Sound. We interviewed Slash in West Hollywood. That's a really good documentary. I haven't seen it, but I heard that Monty saw it and he was like, he saw it in the theater and was all like, Sound, Tony Bolas, this big credit. That's where I was like, oh. I watched it on Netflix. I'm going to play it again and try to look for that. Speaking of that, Slash, man, I used to be a naked dancer at the Ivar Theater on Ivar. Unfortunately, I couldn't get them to play my dirty movies before I walked out to do a dance act, so I took it to the Cave Theater on Hollywood Boulevard. What a dive that place was. They'd show a movie of me, then I'd come out and do a sexual dance. I wanted to put an actor with me on stage, but that was San Francisco. What's your wildest, wildest move when you're doing one of those dances? I get a guy to get up on stage, like a real tall, Aryan type, or a real tall Mexican. Slash, I wish. Slash played the Ivar Theater when it turned into a regular theater. He was cool. He was really cool. Is his hair upstairs as well as downstairs? Oh, I don't know, Patrick. I didn't do him. Does he wear a top hat on his pubic hair? Oh, no, no. He does it to show you he's topped. He does it to try and show you he's topped a lot of people. I actually like the Mormons better than I do Guns N' Roses. Well, thanks. I don't like Velvet Revolver. I just had to tell him so. And he says, well, fuck you, bitch. Well, he's soft. Well, you know. I told him, I don't like Velvet Revolver. And a guy named Meat had me meet him down there that used to play in a band with Don Bowles, Celebrity Skin. So, um... So, um... You want to maybe bring Don Bowles in here one day? Oh, he won't come to this. Why not? He expects... Because you don't premodel me now. I do, too. I put him on at the Five Star. He was as Alice Cooper. I put a wig on him. Let's make a good Alice Cooper. And he sounds like Alice. He doesn't look that much like... He doesn't look that much like him, but he sounds like him. And... I saw him dressed up. I saw him dressed up as like a Nazi, like, like, soldier or something. Yeah. He had like a Hitler mustache. What's up with that? Oh, it's just him making a joke about all that shit. Oh, is he like into that? Is that like... No. He's making a joke about it. Oh, okay. Totally. And hopefully, this Saturday night, I hope I see every single one of you at Sancho's. What happened to Don Bowles? Remember when he got... He was on TV. Like, he was... He was in court because he, like, drugged somebody, gave somebody... No, no, no, no. Is that true? Tell us... What happened was... What happened was an Orange County pig pulled him over... Right. ...and said, your taillight's out. He said, okay, I'm sorry. I guess you're gonna write me a ticket. And the cop said, hey, you're... You know, the cop didn't actually say this, but he was insinuating it. Hey, you're a scumbag hippie. A punk... Turned punk rocker. Aren't you Don Bowles, the drummer of the drums? I hate you. You'd convince all my daughters to do drugs and become cokeheads and live in Hollywood with stupid rock stars, wouldn't you? Isn't that DHB in your shampoo? I'm busting you for that. It was such... It was such bullshit. Yeah. The shampoo... The cop busted him for that and he had to suffer. It took go-go-giddle, Dan Capella, that's wife. Bless her soul. I love her. I did all these things for her. What was the outcome of that court date? What happened with him? He wasn't charged. He was charged wrongfully and he had to pay for the fine, you know, and he went to court. But what did he do wrong? He just had a taillight out. Oh, man. But he was telling the cop probably to go fuck himself and he said in a newspaper, I think it was in the New Times, that he didn't blame it on the cop. He blamed it on the system because the system, the system, the fat, gray-haired, phony, hypocritical, Republican, fascist, expect the cops to go out and just, especially in Orange County and bust anybody that is hip, you know, and it's really the Republicans are losing. That's the point that you people that are listening and everybody in this here tonight have got to realize Obama won the election. He's black. I think we should start a new party. Bill O'Reilly's going to cut our funding if we need. I hope Obama doesn't cut our funding. You know, okay, so anyway, anyway, Saturday night, I expect the Mormons at the DIY art gallery and Sanchez in the back because you're going to see me perform with Da Benny. I do like a Mary Magdalene song, rock and roll, electronic song, the July Lux music machine with Da Benny. You can see on the front of this flyer on the left is Charlton Heston and me as a bunny in my bunny costume for Playboy. And you're going to see Cardboard Lamb with Colin. Colin is in the band Full Frontal and hopefully Don Bulls, the drummer of the Germans will be there, you know, as a DJ. So, and there's also some kind of weird play people are doing. I told them they'd have better luck if they all went naked and they didn't listen to that because they're too square to dare, you know. It's hard to do. And so that's Saturday night. Saturday night, the 11th at 1549 West Sunset. You know, speaking of that. At Echo Park. See you at Sanchez DIY Art Gallery. We'll see you there and we'll probably be there. We got a couple of stops to make because Dan has a list of stuff that's going on in L.A. this weekend. What's going on, Dan? Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah, I think it's I think it's Friday right now. Is it Friday right now? Probably. Yeah. Which means tonight if you go to the Old Town Pub, you'll, it'll, they'll be celebrating Northeast Records Night. Mm-hmm. And the UVs will be playing there among others. So Friday the 10th, Northeast Records, Northeast Records Night, right? Yeah, and then down the street from our undisclosed location, Howling Bones will be playing at the Five Star Bar. Love the Five Star. Yeah, it's a cool place. And then Saturday, Karen, as you, as she mentioned, will be at, is that Lot 1 or something like that? No, it's Sanchez. It's Sanchez. Not Lot 1. No, folks. Uh-uh. It said Sanchez. Sanchez on Saturday night, 1549 West Sunset. Boom pow, right there. There's an art gallery in the front and in the back is Sanchez. But if you're south of that, like in Long Beach or something, you should check out Alex's Bar. You'll see Sassafras there and then you'll see them again when you check us out in July. Yeah, and Sassafras is gonna play July 26th at the Redwood Bar. And then Sunday, you can catch Joseph, Joseph here, from the Dharma Bums and the Mormons. He'll be playing at the Redwood. Yeah. No way. It'll be a good show, too. No way, Jose. They're awesome. It's Joe. But yeah, I didn't even know they even played. I didn't even know that wasn't even a band anymore. Dharma Bums playing Saturday. Sunday, excuse me. Redwood. And then Monday, you should probably act like you have a job and just stay home. And then Tuesday, you should go catch Motley Crue. Yeah. They're gonna be at the Hollywood Bowl. Yeah, dude. Fucking dope, right? Go catch him. And isn't Poison playing with him? Get $10,000 if you catch one of them. Dan, isn't Poison playing with him? Oh, hell yeah. And the New York Dolls. And the New York fucking Dolls. Are you sure that's what that bill is? With Buster Poindexter. It's gonna be hot, hot, hot. That's the 11th, right? No, that's next week. When is the, when are they playing again? I don't know that. I'm sorry. I don't have all the details. They just played, man. They didn't send me their press kit. Buster Poindexter was in Scrooge. Once he became a Mormon. There's a documentary about it in New York Dolls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Well, cool, man. So is that, that's what's going on in L.A., huh? No, no. And then the biggest show of your entire life is coming up on Wednesday at the Old Town Pub. That's gonna be Dane Jarrosco and the Blackheart Throbs and the return of Nick Roberts. How long has that guy been? Yeah. Well, he'll be at the Old Town Pub on Wednesday. Yeah. All right. Tired of being Eric Roberts' little brother. And, yeah, the reason I'm not telling you about anything on Thursday is because you'll be right back here. That's right. Listening to us. On the next More Music Radio Pod. Next week, we're gonna have Olin in. We're gonna have Scott and Randy, the identical twin brothers who started Olin in 94. It's gonna be really cool, man. They play, like, Mexican traditional music with, like, a twist of, like, some klezmer, some African kind of rhythmic kind of stuff and some, like, Irish, like, melodies and stuff. These guys, these guys are gonna play live next week. June, what is it? 9 plus 7 is 16, so that's gonna be June 16th next week. I'm really tired right now, but, you know, it's been a really good show. I got kind of tuckered out, you know? But you really wanna check it out next week. We're gonna have Olin live in studio and they're gonna be playing some songs. And, yeah, it's gonna be another party on the More Music Radio Pod. I really wanna thank Karen Centerfold for coming in and joining us for doing the Raw Talent Hour. Yeah. Special edition Raw Talent Hour. I'll do it again. I will do it again. It was really exciting. And it was awesome, you know? I've got a toothache. I did it, you know? Yeah, you did it. See people on the East Coast and the South can feel bad. I took a Midol. We have tornadoes, too. You know? Right here. I have the cramps. I took a Midol. I'm feeling better. I hate those. And, anyway, and anyway, um, like, I'll see everybody at, uh, Sancho's, uh, DIY Art Gallery Sancho's. Yeah, that's right. And, uh, this weekend, you know, uh, come on in, you know, don't forget. And, uh, it's, uh, always good to come, uh, on Skid Row. Like, it's a hippest radio station. And the Mormons wanna, the Mormons wanna thank the More Music Radio Pod for letting us come on and play some songs. And, um, if you wanna check us out, you can find us on Facebook.com slash The Mormons. You can find us on Twitter. We're tweeting, twatting around, all kinds of dumb shit. And, uh, you can find us on Twitter.com slash The Mormons. And you can find the More Music Radio Pod on Twitter at MOR Music Radio Pod. Uh, Twitter.com slash MOR Music Radio, that is. And, uh, look us up on Bandcamp. And we got, uh, this seven-inch, an EP that we're gonna be releasing in July. So, come out to those, uh, Tuesday Night Residency shows in July at The Redwood. That's right. Thank you, everybody. Uh, we wanna thank Jeremy and Tony for making the show happen. Oh, yeah, I got an announcement. Oh, okay. Um, I'm Tony. Um, you can find me at 344 North Avenue 54. I'll be in my room sitting around. I live there, too. I don't want people sleeping. Maybe we could bleep. Maybe drinking some beers. Yeah, I don't want people coming over. They got a, they got a motorcycle going around. Stay home. He's got a residency there. I got a bat. I got a machete, too. A resting machete from Sheffield, England. And, and I'm not, you know, uh, scared of doing some chopping if anybody comes and trying to start trouble at our pad. We got some guns, too, so watch out. Machetes. All right, everybody. This has been the More Music Radio Pod. Thank you, Karen Centerfold. Thank you, everybody. Hey, everybody. All right, till we meet, till you hear us again. Good night, kids. Brothers and sisters, good night. Good night, everybody. Catch us next week on the More Music Radio Pod when we have Olin in studio. Good night, everybody. Good night. Good night.