yo what's up motherfuckers hey what's going on that sounds awesome yo what's up what's up you guys all right hey this is the lafrost and mo show yes hey it's been a while we kind of have a studio audience tonight which is kind of exciting yeah so if you hear so if you hear people in the background lots lots of guests on the lafrost and mo show tonight yeah we've been gone for like what two weeks or something two weeks i was on the road i was uh like fucking jack kerouac i was on the road traveling from city to city yeah we gotta talk about that shit man jack kerouac is sexy it was fucking super cold man 30 degrees below zero in denver oh man yeah and you're in your shorts and t-shirt and stuff i'll kick him back on i'm from california yeah i wore shorts the whole way and uh whenever i would stop in some city his fucking rednecks would look at me like i was the fucking devil like that boy's on drugs that boy's on drugs look at he's wearing shorts he's on drugs yeah that's fucking crazy yep that's cool you went you went and saw the venus project and all that stuff i did i went and visited the venus project um i got some audio from uh the leader of the venus project if you don't know what the venus project is um go to the fucking internet like what else would you do and google it look up the venus project but i got some audio from the the leader of the venus project uh this guy named jack kerouac and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna go to the venus project and i'm gonna go to the venus project and i'm gonna go to the venus project and i'm gonna clean up that audio and and uh put together a podcast we also have a fucking guest with us tonight yo what's up guest with us that's a lot of enthusiasm from our guest tonight which is good cool skull what's up man so he does like hip thrash can you guys hear me hello yeah we can hear you i can't hear myself sorry um yeah so yeah you should check him out what's your website what do you do my website is uh cool skull.com and that's with a k uh i make 8-bit chip thrash music with game boy and psp and uh my net label is called data mosh pit.com and he releases all free music yeah you guys should check him out he's gonna play some live stuff later on so later on we're gonna get a fucking demo and uh we will uh interview you guys and we'll talk about what all this what all this stuff is all about i heard i heard a sample of that shit earlier man and i i dig it it's pretty fucking cool that's pretty fucking rad and it's on a fucking game boy yeah yeah drop matrix game boy yeah so there's a lot of like like chiptune bands and stuff that are super cool like 8-bit weapon and stuff so we're like trying to bring stuff that maybe you haven't heard and what mango and wm x yeah all of them i'm not in the loop i'm not cool i don't know yeah you're old man you don't know what the fuck's going on about that um anyways i'm still cool yeah you're school school all right anyways moses i think you're gonna play some music yeah we're gonna go ahead and play some real fast um i'm gonna play a song from a band i really really really dig they're he really likes it i really like them a lot they're in the the they're uh moses yeah focus i'm focused they're called manic hispanic and this one's the the medley this was the rodney on the rock medley and uh i really like the song so here it is claps from the crowd the fucking claps from the crowd cantana california much worse for me sometimes i'd rather die there's a fire in my culo and a teardrop in my eye it was a call it didn't seem that's the day i had a fiery ring that made me wanna scream feeds kill fast chevy's tea thrills rich who does fine wine i love princess i love control of my kvitsa i'll be gone I've never seen anything like this before I'm the fastest that I might ever run So don't stick around this bitchy whining world The muscles are around the hole Don't go in the streets, carino, carino Got a 63 and bala, a hat full of mota A couple of cervezas really do me right You better believe us, better trust us Teenage junk, bitchy wreck Don't go in the streets, carino, carino Hola, Miss Santana How's your favorite mijo now? Do you know just what he's done? You're pushing too hard, you're pushing on me You're pushing too hard where you wanna be You're pushing too hard on everything you say You're pushing too hard every night and day Cause you're pushing too hard, pushing too hard on me I don't care what you say And I don't care what you do I got nothing to give you Why don't you just follow the rules? I got no video, nothing to say I got no video, you might as well blow me away Oh, good days, good days Oh, good days, good days Oh, good days, good days Oh, good days, good days Oh, wait a minute, homs That's when they went pinche heavy metal, homs Play some F word, ese Play some F word, ese Yeah Whoa, who did that? I don't know Oh That was Manic Hispanic That's some burpers, yeah, Manic Hispanic That was the fucking, the medley, the Rodney on the Rock medley That was off of the fucking, the Menudo Incident album and shit That's funny, they played that on Kara? The Menudo Incident? No, of course not On K-Rock No I remember when K-Rock was cool This is KROQFM But I don't know We are KROQFM and we are cool Fuck no, fuck K-Rock Oh, no, yeah Let's play some AFI in here Fuck K-Rock, dude Come on, guys No, let's not and say we didn't Hey, so we have another return guest, our first return guest in the studio tonight, Vice is here Vice is here, yeah, he's kicking back right here He brought us some fucking Dan and Dino's here too Dan is here too, he's a return guest also He is a return guest and And we have a new guest here I still haven't seen any of the videos you've been taking though, man, so you gotta hand over the videos of the podcast Yeah, Danny The podcast Yeah, Danny What's up with that, Holmes? He's without a mic, so it's not fair, it's four against one, that's not fair Yeah, it's not fair Rob, we're ganging up on his ass I'm just kidding, man, I just wanna see the videos So, on this episode, I can't say what number it is because Yeah, you're not allowed to I'm not supposed to anymore Oh, Jesus Christ Episode 25 Yeah, no, but alright, so I'm gonna play a band called Deerhoof, they're fucking awesome, I like the Asian girl singer, she's super cute, you know, as Asian girls should be Is she? Always are She's got like, binded feet and stuff, but, no, I'm just kidding Bounded? Yeah, binded Can I say, hi? Hi Oh, man Jeez What the fuck, I don't know Anyways, this is Deerhoof with Panda Panda Silence Now, what happens? What the fuck happens? Silence Moses I don't know He borked it He's stoned, Jaremey I don't know Oh, shit. Oh, man. I just asked for myself. Oh, anyways. How does Macintosh? Oh, there it goes. There it was. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He doesn't like Deerhoof. I don't like it. Well, I don't know what I like. Deerhoof. Deerhoof. Deerhoof. Deerhoof. Deerhoof. Come on, man. You got the mic? Panda. Oh, yeah. That was Deerhoof with Panda. Panda. Panda. Panda. Panda. Panda. Anyways, so we were going to talk. Oh, I guess Vice is jumping in here. Vice, get on the mic. Uh-oh, he's got a fucking blunt in his hand and shit. I want to know where the musical instrument is. I haven't heard it. Oh, the bong flute. Oh, that's shit. That's downstairs. Uh-oh, somebody better go run down to the bat cave and grab that motherfucker. Yeah, I'll go grab that in a second. Can we improvise? Can we improvise? Is that the fucking blunt flute? Yeah, exactly. There you go. The blunt flute. That's just equally cool shit. Yep. You might not be able to hear it, but it still exists. You know when I show up. We got the bump. It's like Bigfoot. You'll hear the coughing and the choking. Oh, yeah, we will. Mom and dad, I don't smoke. Don't believe the hype. I know. This is the hype. Yeah. It's medicinal, remember? Oh, yeah. Mo's over there pushing buttons. Or trying to and fucking up at the same time. I'm pushing the button. Like, see that? Different kind of button. But, yeah. Push the button. Push it. Just push it, yo. Push the big red one. Ah. Why is it always a big red button? It's a blinking button. That's all. Which one do I press? Which one do I press? It's all, press me, press me. Press me. Does it literally say, press me on it? It should. It should. It's technical, but press me. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. It probably doesn't have to say push me. Technical. I was talking about wavelength to your eye. God damn. That's deep shit. Yeah. Fuck. That's deep. Yeah. My eyes feel smarter. Yeah, so fucking, so what are we, we're up to like fucking what? You said 500? Yeah, man. You were fucking hitting that blunt. What? Oh. Like there's no tomorrow. There isn't. There is no tomorrow. So, Jeremy. Yeah. You were saying we got up to like. 500 downloads or some shit on the last one. On the last episode. Ch-ch-ch-ch-challenge. Yep. Episode three was the biggest download so far. Biggest. 500 unique downloads, which for fucking three episodes is pretty fucking good. That's fucking awesome. Yay. Or should I say fucking rad. The episode that we can't name will do. Rad boomy. Yeah, that was fucking cool. Oh, you want to get on this magical episode? Yeah, we appreciate everybody who listens to us and puts up with our bullshit and all that. Yeah. Yeah, man. We appreciate it. Keep pulling it down. Keep making comments. You guys now have a fan page on Facebook. Yeah, we do. Totally. Don't forget to talk about these fan pages. Like it, homs. Like it. Like it. You better like us. Like that shit. Better like me. Well, you don't like me? I'm coming to your house. We'll send Vice after you. Yeah. He'll make you like it. He'll smoke you out and make you like it. He'll be like. He'll fucking like it. He'll smoke you out to you and be like, all right, like it. Moses. I like it. Oh shit, is it my turn? Okay, so. I'm up to bat. Oh shit. I'm up to bat. You know what? I think Moses is going to play a super short song or. Yeah, I'm going to play. I'm going to switch up the mood real fast and fucking play something real cool. I think later on, Cool Skull should do some beatboxing that he was doing earlier. Oh yeah. And then Vice should freestyle to that shit. Oh dude, that'd be awesome. That would be a good thing. Totally. Yeah, you got some beatbox skills yourself. You can't beatbox and rap at the same time though. That's the problem. Yeah. Some may say that. My name is Love Frost and I'm here to say. What? My name is Love Frost and I'm here to say I like smoking blunts in a major way. She said she likes smoking blunts in a major way. That's all I got right now. Sorry. Anyways. That was short. Yeah. Because we're smoking the blunts. Smoking the blunts. Yes, I do. I smoke all the blunts. How about you? I smoke all the blunts. How about you? Well, yeah, I'm going to switch this shit up real fast. I'm going to change the mood and fucking ... This should be a real quick, short one. This one's Hey Bob, What's Up? It's a real short, fast song and it's a cover originally done by fucking Pillsbury Hardcore. Sorry. But, so yeah, fucking here it is. What were you going to say about Big Crystal? Scratching and coming up next. I'm going to go with Big Crystal. I'm going to go with Big Crystal. I'm going to go with Big Crystal. I'm going to go with Big Crystal. I'm going to go with Big Crystal. I'm going to go with Big Crystal. 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Yeah, that was a crazy short little... I told you we were going to do a short one and shit. That was short, man. I just got up. That was a short one and shit. Yeah, what you guys heard of it, because I'm kind of fucking up over here, so my bad. I'm sorry. You know what I mean? I was busy playing the fucking... What is the problem? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We're all good up in here. Don't worry. I'm not, but I am. All right, so... You're part of this guy. Dang. So we got Cool Skull in the studio, and Cool Skull, what the fuck do you do, man? Yeah, explain it to us. So, yeah, I am the Cool Skull. I make chip thrash music with my 8-bit GameCube. Game Boy machine. It was invented a very long time ago before I was born. That's so crazy. That's so crazy, because I was like... Yeah, so the Game Boy, man, that's fucking crazy that... So what is this cartridge that you put in here? This special cartridge is... What makes it special? It's a USB cartridge, so I can put any ROM or image inside of there. Oh, shit. So I can put it in any game I want. Okay. But, you know, I put the game called LSM... That's DJ. Little Sound DJ. It was developed by this guy in Europe, and I can't pronounce his name. It's Johan something called... Fucking European. Yeah, those guys in other countries, what's their problem? And so... And this guy invented this cartridge where you can put whatever file you want on there, and I buy that for 38 bucks on the internet, pop it into my Game Boy, and I rock out. It turns your Game Boy into a step sequencer, basically, because it already has a synthesizer. And you can just arrange patterns into songs. Cool. It's pretty awesome. So there's a whole scene going on around this now? A lot of people doing it? Yeah, people do it all over the world. On my record label, even, there's just... There's people all over from New Zealand to, like, UK, and even this one dude from Indonesia. It's pretty awesome. And, you know, there's people in Japan and New York. New York has, like, a pretty big scene. There's, like, this movie called Reformat the Planet about this movie. It's about the guys who, like, initialized the scene in the early 2000s. How do you find out about that movie? You can watch it on Hulu. It's called Hulu? It's called Reformat the Planet starring Bit Shifter, Null Sleep, and all those guys. Cool. We did something with them. We were on a compilation, a crafter compilation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we had the 8-bit operators. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we did that shit with them. High five. Yes, high five. Yeah, I know. I kind of know those guys. I know. I know Null Sleep pretty well, but I know the other guys kind of. Dude, Vice got this blunt. Blunt. It keeps going, man. It's the blunt flute. It's the everlasting blunt. It's everlasting blunt. What the fuck? Yeah. I think he was talking about blunt names. He should call it the everlasting cop stopper. The cop stopper. That's a good one. There you go. Willy Wonka reference. Okay, so. Cool school. So you were saying you got a show coming up or you have a show coming up? I had flyers here. Yeah, man. Wait. Yeah, what's up? You have a show coming up, right? Here's the flyer, man. Here's the flyer. Look, I'm fucking prepared. Let people know about it. I'm doing a lot of library shows, right, all around LA. And coming up on February 10th from 3 to 6 p.m. at the Memorial Branch across the street from Los Angeles High School, we're going to be doing a show. And I'm not exactly sure who specifically is playing with me, but I think it's going to be either my little brother, Sergeant X, who's 12 years old. He's 12 years old. He's 12 years old. And he rocks out in the Game Boy, too. Wow, that's fucking cool. And probably my friend, Wet Mango. And she plays Game Boy Color. So, yeah. Whoa. What does the color matter? Well, specifically, it gets technical, but the Game Boy Dot Matrix You can get technical on me. That's cool. The original Dot Matrix Game Boy is kind of like, it sounds better and it's louder for your headphones. And it's just really slow. Like, you can't do that much. The Game Boy Color, you can do, like, all kinds of stuff. Just has a faster processor? Yeah, it has a faster processor. And it, but it sounds, and it sounds like a little bit crappy, a lot crappier when you're using headphones. Okay. But, you know, it sounds also a lot dirtier when you're playing it on amplifiers and PAs and stuff. The Game Boy DMD. So, for some reason, the older Game Boy has a higher sample rate DA converter in it. Yeah, yeah. And the new one has a worse DA converter in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the color. It's garbage. Interesting. Because it has a little amplifier. Right. The color. You know, they all have little amplifiers. They're getting all technical and shit. See, I'm trying, I fucking never thought we'd geek out on the LaFrost and Mo show, man. We're geeking out. Alright, I'll stop geeking out. I don't even know what you're talking about. I kind of spaced out a little bit. I kind of spaced out a little bit. And I'm trying, I'm going to try the Game Boy Pocket. I'm going to try the, yeah, the technical colors and the, you know. And the what's-a-my-whos. Whatever. The hexadecimal. Yeah. The fucking colors are technical. Anyway. Smart things and such. Cool Skull's going to do a fucking live demo. You heard it on the LaFrost and Mo show. Hey, it's the LaFrost and Mo show. Hey. Fucking exclusive. This is why LA is a good place to be because shit happens. Yay. Hello. That's LA chip thrash. I can tell you for sure, nothing's going on in Missouri, dude. Yeah, you just came from there. Other than me getting pulled over and searched by the cops. Oh, we got to talk about all that shit, man. We'll talk about that. But anyway, on with the demo. I think I got to assist Mo in unmuting your channel. But you're going to be ready to go in one second. All right. So yeah. Hey, hey there. Hey, hey. Yeah, motherfuckers. Okay, so Paco's in the house. Who else is up in here? Whitey? Whitetrail. Little Brian Grider. I thought you were going to take... I think he was going to take some chili or some shit. We were going to see like if he could... how much chili he could take from this like... Jimmy has this little chili sauce thingy. So Whitey's going to take the chili challenge? The chili challenge. Oh, he is? On the LaVarra. Fucking A, man. He's a volunteer? He said it was a volunteer? Whitey, you can't rank out. Whitey, don't rank out, Holmes. Dude, that's not punk. Hey, that's not punk rock if you rank out, dude. If you don't fucking try this challenge, man, you lose punk points, man. Fuck, man. Fucking ranker. This chili, I special ordered this chili from the UK. It's called the Naga Viper Chili. And it's supposed to be 60,000 Scoville units above the Ghost Chili, which was previously thought of as the hottest chili ever made. What the fuck is a Scoville fucking unit? The Scoville unit is a unit of the measurement that they came up with how spicy shit is. And the Ghost Chili was at the top at something like 3 million Scoville units. Wow. A habanero That would sound fun. A habanero is somewhere around I think 100,000. Holy crap. That just gets to a point Whitey, man. Whitey, you are a brave motherfucker, man. I'm telling you. You are really Hey, Whitey. You're really I think you can do it, Whitey. You can do it. You're fucking You're fucking brave, dude. I admire you, man. I don't I didn't know nothing about you, but now I fucking admire you for doing that shit. All right. Well, yeah. So what do we got here? We got a real quick live demo of Live demo. Cool Skull. Fucking do it. Your channel is unmuted. You're ready to rock. Check this out. Start up. Hold on. Cool Skull. Cool Skull. Cool Skull. Cool Skull. Cool Skull. Cool Skull. Cool Skull. There we go. Yeah. Whoa. Cool Skull. That's fucking crazy. Damn. That's totally all over the place. No, seriously. Some of that shit was like. So while you're playing that, man, you reminded me of fucking Daedalus because you watch him play the Monomi, this device that he has that is basically hooked into a sequencer. What is a Monomi? A Monomi is this. How do you spell that? It's basically a keyboard that he designed. It's a bunch of buttons that light up. It's 16 by 16 grid. Yeah. And it's, you can, he uses it to control this stuff that he built with MXP or Max MSP. Wow. Yeah. And have you ever watched Daedalus play, man? You fucking. I've actually never seen Daedalus play on YouTube, but never live. Oh, I saw him at the down and out just down the fucking street. Yeah. Oh shit. And he's a really good performer. Yeah. Yeah. He's the cool thing about what he does is that like he activates all the samples live. He really like does a lot of stuff just right there in front of you. It's really cool. Yeah. Intense. Cool, man. Well, thanks for the demo. And, uh, that was pretty awesome. We'll fucking talk to you, uh, soon. Okay. So it's the Lafrost and Mo show. Lafrost and Mo show. So did we do the bong flute? I heard, I have a feeling that the bong flute will appear soon. Yeah. There's rumors and shit. It might just pop up. Who knows? Who the fuck knows? So what happened, Jeremy? So you were fucking, out on the road across country and you got pulled over a couple of times, right? Uh oh. Yeah. What, what, what's the lowdown on that shit? I'm pretty sure I was guilty of having California plates in Missouri is, uh, what I thought. But, uh, first time in Missouri, I get pulled over and the cops tell me that I was swerving all over the road. Wow. Um, and then they searched my vehicle for, uh, drugs. But they didn't find any cause they were stupid cops. They just didn't find it or there were none. First time. Um, reminder you're out of, you're already back home. So you ain't got a trip on. Yeah. First time. Um, they didn't do a very good job of, uh, searching my vehicle. But then I got so fucking paranoid from that first time that I, I took what I had left and I fucking ditched it. Wow. So yeah, just dump some weed. How much did you dump? About a half, half ounce. Fuck. Yeah, man. And I know you, you always have, but then the very next day I was in Kansas and Kansas is fucking racist against people with fucking California plates, men. They're fucking racist. They're racist against California plates. And they fucking, they, man, they pulled me over and, um, did it. I got another vehicle search again, but this time I showed them because I threw it in the dumpster at the hotel the night before. So, um, I win. I win is the moral of the story. But you were in minus a fucking half ounce of killer grass. Yeah, but I knew I was coming back to the great state of, uh, California. So it was only a few days away and I actually saw some cannabis clubs when I was in the, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, You know how you spot the Cannabis Club, right? It's the universal sign. The Green Cross? The Green Cross, man. It's the universal sign. Green Cross. That means freedom beyond these doors if you have a doctor's prescription. If you can pay for it. Freedom is good. Freedom is green. The sound of freedom is opening a beer. A Miller High Life specifically, actually. It has to be a Miller High Life. The champagne and beers. It is the champagne and beers. That's right. You've got it wrong. The sound of freedom is a Game Boy. There you go. There you go. See, there's the passion. He's representing the scene, man. He's in there. Hip thrash. What? It's chip thrash. Hip thrash. Hip thrash. Hip thrash. It's hip thrash. Hip thrash. It's a new STD going around. Hip thrash. Watch out. Oh, man. I got a fucking hip thrash. Fucking hipsters in downtown LA. Hip thrash. Oh, I got the hip thrash. Fuck. That's the worst kind of rash, man. It's the kind of rash that makes drinks cost $14 at your local bar. Fuck that. The hip thrash. Fucking hip thrash. The hip thrash. He did the hip thrash. All right. Next song. What song? Coming up next thrash. What's going on? Yay. Okay. I'm going to play this band or this group. It's called Gravy Train. Yeah. Gravy Train. It's a song called Sippin' 40s, I believe. They're a fucking fun band. And we played with them. I think we broke one of their accordion or whatever the fuck they play, like keyboards or some shit. And I don't know what happened. How'd you break it? There's beef between us. Because the boys got all fucking drunk and shit, you know? The boys. Yeah. Ape it, you know? Boys get rough. Dude, they got all drunk and all. They're fucking around. Fucking around and shit. And like fucking pushing each other and shit. Like. And. Pushing and shoving. Like, you know, getting on people's equipment and shit. It's like, dude. So that's what happened. Then there's beef between us. But I still like them a lot. But anyways. Yeah. Gravy Train. So this is Sippin' 40s. Okay, go. Go. One additional word of advice. If you get behind when listening to this record. Simply go back to the beginning of the cut and start over. All you need is some patience and a little practice. And you'll soon be disco dancing with the best. I had some mornings on my mind when I woke up this morning. I was sick of empty drinks. From the bitches I got found. Wanted to get trashed. Lay down and drink my dash. Get up and make a quick dash. Stop at my fucking eyelash. It's a big nasty bottle of the shit I drink. You may call me a ghetto freak. But I won't even blink. Don't even try to contain the bodies that I drain. I leave a heart like a stain. Like a fucking freight train. Then I go to the high school. I go to the high school. To find me a bitch. A young virgin switch. I go to the high school. I go to the high school. I find a young gun. A ship get hung. I go to the high school. I go to the high school. Make you kiss my cash. Then I fuck his child ass. I go to the high school. I go to the high school. If you make your mama cry. I'll give you some of my sin. I'm sipping on some portage like I learned in third grade. But man, the drink was me. And I won't ever trade. It tastes of sweet malt and sex. So I'm twisted. Love in time. First time I drink it. It's on. And then some little bell's rung. And I knew that I loved you. I knew that I loved you. Put nobody above you. Rather than music. I got screwed. I knew you were something. Had my little brain bump. Instead of you, my man, I said, it was you that I was humping. I go to the high school. I go to the high school. I find me a bitch. A young girl's witch. I go to the high school. I go to the high school. I find a young gun. A treasured income. I go to the high school. I go to the high school. Make you kiss my cash. Then I fuck his child ass. I go to the high school. I go to the high school. If you make your mama cry. I'll give you some of my sin. Superboy! Superboy! Superboy! Superboy! Superboy! Superboy! Superboy! Superboy! Superboy! Super quiet Super quiet Super quiet Super quiet Super quiet Super quiet Super quiet Yay! Gravy train! Gravy train Gravy train You don't have to You don't have to drink all of it Oh, so Whitey's all crying back here He's all crying back here I'm scared, I'm all, hey Whitey what's going on? He's all He's all, I'm terrified right now And I'm like, why? Because I have to take that chili The chili contest Oh man, really? That's fucking, I just think he's a super brave guy That's all Someone should pay him He's money He's gonna get eight trillion Just a taste Just a little taste Just a, like a Does it cause physical harm? No, there's no physical harm involved Of course not It's not gonna hurt one bit He's gonna get a little bit of a kick out of his ass the next day When he's taking a shit Didn't your friend eat the hottest ramen? That's gonna burn like a motherfucker Yeah, my friend Anybody who's familiar with Little Tokyo Probably knows Orochan Ramen Probably knows Orochan Ramen In Weller Court And Orochan has a contest That if you eat their spiciest ramen bowl Within 30 minutes You get your picture taken And you're fucking Famous forever Is that fucking Top Ramen? Yeah, but it's better My friend went there last night And he was the 50th person To have pulled it off He fucking cleaned that bowl I was cheering him on Was he all sweating and shit? Yeah man, it's rough I've tried it myself And I fucking bailed right away There was no way Plus not only is it spicy But it's a big ass bowl Oh man It's kind of tough Because it's such a big bowl Exactly, yeah Did he get a fucking prize? All he got was his picture taken And he fucking He'll be on their wall And you know The glory is in the accomplishment It has nothing to do with the prize But you don't get the meal for free Or anything like that? Yeah, you do I've been there But I haven't tried that I know I have to pay for it Where's the sauce at? Okay, so Let me go pull out the sauce There it is Oh, are you going to do the sauce? Just do it now It's all in its own little box It's all like It's all wrapped in satin and shit It's the Naga Viper Sauce And it's limited edition Where'd you get it? I ordered the I ordered this from I think it's called ChiliSeeds.co.uk It came from England Fuck So I didn't even open it yet How about this? Whitey, come over here Is that shit going to be like pepper spray Once you open the fucking bottle I don't know, I haven't even I didn't even open it yet Whitey, so this is our little friend Whitey Whitey, get on the mic Whitey's going to try the sauce tonight He's fucking Every time I call him a dork He says I'm calling him He's like don't call me a penis And I'm like what does that mean? I'm calling you a dork Just take a whiff of it Don't do anything, just smell it What do you think? What do you think? Whitey It smells terrifying I got my trusty sidekick What do you think? Miller Highlife? Rose doesn't smell anything She's like oh, that smells like roses It's fucking shit It's fucking thick It is thick So do I just like dab it on my finger And put it on my tongue If that's how you want to do it That's how I'm going to do it But I want a good description I want to see how much you get Because if it's like a little pussy size I don't know man This is supposed to be the hottest sauce ever Yeah, what the fuck? You're the one who said I was going to try it You know what I'm saying? If you're going to fucking try it Then just fucking try it Don't do it all half-assed I'll back him up LaFrost is like LaFrost, man She's playing it up So this is the hottest fucking shit in the world, right? That is the theory That is supposed to be the hottest sauce Holy shit, you're crazy Whitey, I ain't shit And I'm the dumbass that's supposed to try it But you want to try it Just for the pure glory of it You're acting like it's fucking Vietnam And you got fucking drafted to do it You volunteered, son Is that good or what? That's good, man Oh, he's doing it? What the fuck? Let me see, let me see That's good, man, that shit is hot Oh shit Beware, Whitey, beware Hey, do you have something to drink? The champagne of beers You didn't get any more than that, son I believe in you, Whitey, I believe in you Let's go Countdown, countdown Three, two, one Let's do it Oh my god Reaction in the mic, get in the mic Ah Oh, fuck Oh God damn Are you serious? I want to see you cry, Whitey Do you know what you can cry? Ah I'm gonna throw my pants on fire Oh, man Watch out, don't put it in your eyes Don't put it in your eyes, don't rub your eyes Do not put it in your eyes, Whitey Actually, here, somebody should wash his hands Do not get it in your eyes You can't touch Paco, now you can't touch Paco either You can't touch Paco Hey, where is Paco? Yeah He's all incarcerated right now I think that shit did its job, man Whitey's in pain, man Did you pee in your pantalones? Not yet Whitey is in pain I'm about to take a cockadookus A thousand cockadookus Cockadookus Damn That shit is fucking terrible Dude, you took that shit like a champ, man That's the hottest shit on the planet, man Wow, you're crazy You took that shit like a champ Dude, you got some punk rock points right there Fuck yeah, man, that was good Punk rock points, uh They don't really exist Fuck yeah, Whitey I'm broke now So yeah, um That was so cool, bro, shit You should have saw his face, man For a second there, I was like, oh man He's gonna ralph all over my fucking nice microphones But, uh He fucking held it together, dude At any point in time where you're thinking You're gonna lose your shit You're gonna lose your shit all over the place How you feeling now? Is it wearing off? Fuck no, it's still on He's like He calmed down I thought he was like over it already He's like, fuck no I'm blind and I can see how pink his lips are Holy shit It's like somebody lit a lighter and just Put shit in my mouth Oh man That's crazy Who the fuck am I? He's hallucinating He's gone into hallucinations What the fuck? It's all psychedelic chillin' shit Fuck Something's not right This man needs another beer Oh man, he slammed that beer I don't know whose beer that is, but Drink it It's cold and it's wet That's an unopened Spaten right there Is this good? Fuck yeah, that's good, man That's German for beer Munich, mate Well yeah, fucking Spaten They serve Spaten over at Kohl's Which used to be a cool place till said Moses You wanna take it over? What? Said Moses owns all the bars in downtown LA He fucked it up What nationality is he? Who cares? He fucks shit up though What nationality is he? I'm just asking I'm trying to figure out his name Hey, check it out I have no idea Why is he so fucking badass? This one right here, we're gonna play for him Enjoy it motherfuckers This one is called My Attitude I got my attitude I got my attitude I got my attitude What the fuck are you gonna do? Hey, I got my B.M.A Hey, I got my B.M.A I got my attitude I got my attitude What in the world are you gonna do? Hey, I got my PMA Hey, I got my PMA What are you gonna do? I got my attitude What are you gonna do? Yeah, that was Attitude, Bad Brains Attitude, that was for Whitey, huh? Oh, that's cute It's almost my Valentine's Day Valentine's Yay Oh, February 14th, right? Yeah, Valentine's Day In fact, all us chip tuners are doing a show at Meow Meow's Rock Shop on February 13th Where's that at? Sunday in Pasadena Pasadena You can go to facebook.com backslash meowmeows That's with a Z, meowmeows Yeah Cool Z Did you hear that? Z My buddy Sal works there Oh, yeah Sal Sandoval What's up, Sal Sandoval? Sal, I love you, man Yeah, I was at that shop Yay, Sal He's the man Yeah, he's bad, dude Yeah, so all my buddies are going over there on next Sunday And we're doing a show from 3 to 9 p.m. And you can go to datamoshpit.com for more information But we're going to have Trash80 playing, Wiz Wars, me, Spacetown Savior from San Diego And Mike Bleeds and the Silphscope from the Inland Empire Yeah, you guys should go out and see some live Go see that shit, it's fucking It's pretty crazy shit, man Up there with the Game Boy Hey, do they got multiple Game Boy guys that can play together? Yeah, well Or like as a band, like with multiple Game Boy guys Yeah, yeah Well, the Silphscope they do with one Game Boy And then the rest of them have like instruments Oh, okay Also the band Onomatoguchi does that They did the soundtrack for the Scott Pilgrim video game Oh, that's fucking awesome So you know those guys? No, I don't know them personally I mean like I have friends who I like that movie I haven't seen it I want to see it It's a good movie It's pretty cool, I like it It's a fun movie I saw it on Redbox the other day, but I didn't get it You know, one thing that I will totally say about it Redbox It's very original, like you don't It's not, it doesn't seem like any other movie, you know It really is like it's some individual piece And I like that about it Yeah, I need to check that out Check it out So what's next on the Yeah, I think Frosty has one of her fucking favorites All time favorites Oh yeah, I know what we're gonna play What's up with that? We're gonna play Crass Crass This is a song That I love to play I love to play it I love to play it I love to play it I have a little story about it, but I'll tell you after But yeah, so this is Crass Beta Motel Crass Beta Motel Beta Motel Beta Motel Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super I've got five, four, three, two, one. I've got a red pair of high heels on. Scrap my ankles, hike my heels. Make me kneel, make me feel. Turn, turn, turn like a clockwork dog. Put in your key and give me a whirl. Tease me, tease me, the reason to play. My red high heels, I can't get away. I'll be your bonsai, your beautiful bonsai, your black-eyed bonsai. I'm rustling, rustling, my tiny things, it's your desire. Won't get tired, I won't go far. Burn me up, twist my wrists. I promise not to shout. Bring me with your fists. Squeeze me, squeeze me, make me feel. My red high heels, I'm an easy kill. Tease me, tease me, make me see. You're the only one I need. Thank you, will you take me? Thank you, will you play me? Thank you, will you break me? Use me, don't lose me. Taste me, don't waste me. Use, lose, taste, waste. Yeah, that was crass, Beta Motel. That was one of Frosty's picks. She's over there finishing off her drink real fast. Babe, Frosty. What? What are you drinking? Vodka and orange juice. Vodka and orange juice. So what's up with that song that we just played? Isn't that called A Screwdriver? Oh yeah, I have a story, I have a story. What song? It's kind of retarded. A Screwdriver, right? But one of my friends, she had to write a paper for like psychology or something. And so she got the lyrics to that song and wrote it and she got an A on it. But it's funny because... Like plagiarizing like a motherfucker, huh? And he had no clue. That's a trip. We're against plagiarizing, right? So we got Vice, he's on the mic. What else? We got Cool Skull still on the mic. And they're going to fuck around a little bit right now. They're going to do a little something for us here. Live at fucking, you know, we're here at fucking LA Studios and shit. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. In Los Angeles. Do it. Skid Row. Down at Skid Row Studios. Getting blown. And I just came from my home where my Roman law... They say I'm fucked up. I'm chilling with my hanta speaking Spanish, Spanglish. Doesn't matter. Chilling with the Cool Skull and Jeremy ain't lying. I got Moe and Frosty. Everybody, including Whitey. Where you at, cat? And Paco, I get loco. In the maniac psycho. I blow my top, just don't stop. Till that last body drops. Vice, come give your flashbacks. It's hard. Attack, cardiac arrest. Don't try and test. It beat docs. Skid Row. I come and clock in and clock out. Knock, stalls, and punch. Eat your ass for lunch. Come back, have your thinner. More viscosity. And travel at higher rates of velocity. At Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Broke. Yo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. It's all freestyle. Fuck yeah. That was wise. Yeah. We boxin'. We don't need electronics and shit just to record it so you can hear it. This is super low bit, you know what I mean? Nice. I just met this dude today. Fucking good job, man. That's awesome. Fucking cool. Turned into a fucking beatbox duo, man. That was fucking good. At Skid Row Studios. Yeah. Skid Row Studios. Remember, you guys can hear us at skidrowstudios.la or on fucking iTunes and shit. LaFrost and Moe. LaFrost and Moe Show. Keep coming. It's dot LA? Dot LA. Dot LA. Dot LA. That's fucking dope. Yeah. Yeah. Dot LA. How many music is that? Skid Row dot LA. Yeah. That's it right there, bullshit. And again, Webby, that's kipmusic.la. Yeah. Do it. Just do it. All right, so what's next on the wheels of steel? Well, next, I'm gonna play a little something from a fucking, really fucking bad album. It's called, The Wheel of Steel. It's called, The Wheel of Steel. It's called, The Wheel of Steel. It's called, The Wheel of Steel. It's called, The Wheel of Steel. I think you all will fucking dig them and a lot of you guys will recognize them. This one's called Shoot the Moon. Shoot the Moon. Shoot the Moon. Shoot the Moon. Shoot the Moon. Shoot the Moon! Shoot the Moon! Adjust your Adjust your Adjust your Adjust your I can't stop the car machine, lock you back to me Everyone drives their white Corvette To work their way up into the humanity More than just a fake, come on, you're not a threat Money in your pocket when we come to change And we don't make any progress Let's shoot the bull Shoot the bull Shoot the bull Chalk on the ground, poverty is on the rise Chalk on the ground, poverty is on the rise Chalk on the ground, poverty is on the rise Chalk on the ground, poverty is on the rise Oh yeah Yeah Yeah That was the Voodoo Ghost Girls Shoot the moon Shoot the moon, shoot the moon Shoot everything Shoot it all No, let's be nice, come on guys Come on, jeez Don't shoot it all God Alright, anyways, so So yeah So this is, hey, it's the LaFrost and Moe show LaFrost and Moe show I think Signature So what'd you guys do while I was gone? God, we fought a lot and played with Paco You said while he was gone Yeah What do you mean? Oh, shit Nevermind Yeah, I got that one Nevermind God So nothing new, eh, Frosty? Wait, what happened? I'm a little stoned I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about Just been hanging out I was just thinking about Playing with Paco Playing with Paco You know, magical musical instruments Oh, the bong flute It's a mythical thing that's It's over by Moe Oh, shit-a Oh, what? Is it? Oh, shit-a It's right in front of you, dude I just happened to have the reed in my pocket Oh, shit-a Hey, guys, hey The reed, nice Yeah, I had the reed Hey, hey, hey You guys hear this shit? What the fuck is this sound? The sound of freedom That is the sound of freedom That's the sound of freedom Sound of freedom I thought it was a tab Fuck yeah The sound of freedom The sound of freedom Champagne and beers The champagne and beers It's the only beer that was on tap at Krabby Joe's Hey, hey, hey What happened to the bong flute? Krabby will say I demand bong flute right now Oh, it's the bong flute I saw it here earlier It's the bong flute It's the bong flute show I don't know It's the bong flute show It's over by Moe The bong flute should have its own Face to its own fan page Yeah, but we got our own fan page now, too So you guys should like us and all that shit Yeah, like us Yeah, we already did that Remember to like us or else I'm coming If you want to hear from you guys Give us feedback and shit And tell us what you think And, you know, what you like or don't like about it Like or dislikes Yeah If you want to hear something That we might be able to get a hold of Wait, we were talking about likes and dislikes Dude, I got to talk about I saw a really crazy-ass movie It was called The Right Dude, that shit blew my mind What's that about? Did you like it or dislike it? I liked it Oh But I'm pretty, you know, twisted, so What was that? Oh, The Right? I know that a little bit Is that the one with Anthony Hopkins? Yeah Yeah That was a crazy-ass movie, dude I heard it's pretty fucking crazy, so I mean, if you could get a bootleg Just go and check that out He's an exorcist Yeah, he's an exorcist And what happens? Without, like, giving it away Just give it all away? Well, no, don't give it away But, you know, he's an exorcist And then he turns There's a lot of, like, build-up and, like, hype He turns into a demon then, or? Dude, like you said, I can't give it away Oh, okay I guess you got to go fucking see it Yeah, you got to go see it and build it up Either go pay all the money And sit there and do all that shit So you can see it on the big screen And somebody nice to you Could piss you the fuck off Or just burn it Or get it for free online Do whatever the fuck you got to do But check it out You got to do what you got to do to get it You got to get it Go down to Rambo's Tacos If it's in the theaters, it's on Pirate Bay Yeah, so Pirate Bay Motherfucking pirates Pirates are everywhere and shit Pirates are everywhere First it was Anaheim Now it's, like, everywhere and shit It's on the internet Fuck Yeah, if it's on the internet Then everybody's fucked Yeah, for sure What the fuck are you guys talking about? Nothing What the fuck? We're rambling, dude Dude, oh my god, I'm so lost Anyway, so So To Honestly In honor of Ice and Cool Skull I'm gonna play Actually, this is One of my favorite rappers ever She's the best female rapper, I think, ever Roxanne Shantae With Biz Markie The Death Fresh crew And, yeah, this is This is them We'll be back with the bong flute Oh yeah, the bong flute We came here tonight to get started To coax ill or get retarded To coax ill or get retarded To coax ill or get retarded To coax ill or get retarded To coax ill or get retarded To coax ill or get retarded To coax ill or get retarded I'm Shantae and the rhymes are dead Just rap so fresh Till I get out of breath Now this is something That we do have to do And this is a team That I must introduce I'm Shantae He's Biz Markie We rap so fresh That they think it's three Three of us Who rap together Strong as a knife I'm a bond that is tougher than leather. My name is Shante and yes, I'm top choice. And you can tell by the sounds of my voice that the way that I rock that I am the best. Higher than the rest. Plus consider fresh. Do all my feelers and my feelers to step out my house. I just knew I was too bumped into busy. I don't feel I do. I say, yo, this market, what you want to do? You stepped out the house chilling. Yes, you know, went outside. It's kind of cold, you know, so I threw on the bomber so I could get loose. Matter of fact, it was my black goose. Step outside. Everyone was on it. I said, you like it, baby. Don't you want it? It looked at me. They thought it was funny. And out of my pocket came a mint of money. Me and Benz went. Up town. Yes. Chilling around because we know we're the best. And then this guy came up to me. He said, we want you to make a record. You see, look at this. That you don't want to do it. He said, yes, there's nothing to it. I said, all right. And Tom has passed. I said, the money. And we laugh. That's not enough. Things are getting tough and sort of rough. If you're not paying me 10 G's or more, then you're mine. 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You're walking around town in the same old jean And yes, you know just what I mean. No, you're not cute and you're sort of black You're getting really skinny only big as your hat and if you want to be i'll tell you so And here's a few things that you should know. Yes, it's fact. Then it's tea. Come on, y'all, take it from me. I was told to stay away. This is a message from Shante. You want to dress fire and have some cash? Well, stay away from me because it's like a rag. Once you get it, you start to itch. It's attached just like a... Let's continue with what I say, because this is something to plant in your head, because we come to parties just to have action, just to prove to you that I'm not Michael Jackson. Rap so strong and rap so deaf. Rap till I get out of breath. Now we have introduced to you me and Vince, the Deaf Fresh Girl. Me and Vince, the Deaf Fresh Girl. That was good. See you later. Yes, so that was rock. Roxanne, Shante, and Bismarcky. The Deaf Fresh Crew. Oh, shit, I hear something in the background. I do, too. What is that? I believe it's the bong flute. So this is a segment we like to call the bong flute. Spectacular performance. Yeah, the bong flute segment. Oh, yeah. Very nice. Oh, yeah. That was good. That was Vice with his performance of the bong flute. That was his rendition of the bong flute. You got to put that in there. You got to put that on your fucking next album. That was my bong. On the bonus tracks, man. Bong, b-b-b-b-bong. Yeah, the bong flute is a regular customer here at the fucking LaFrost and Mo Show. A regular client here at the LaFrost and Mo Show. Very prestigious a client. Here you go, Jeremy. All right, I'm going to jam it with you. I'm going to jam it with you. Yeah. Yeah, so pretty soon you'll be able to... We're all jamming out right now. So pretty soon... You'll be able to see exactly what, you know, and hear what exactly we're doing here as far as bong fluting it up and drinking our beers and whatnot. Does that mean I get to do the editing for that? I hope so. All right. We might just be able to do it live pretty soon. It's in the works. Is it my turn? Yeah, it's my turn. Does that mean we can get people to like call in and stuff? Yeah. That'd be fucking awesome. Absolutely. Well, so people... Get to harass them. That'd be fucking awesome. We could do it on Stick Cam, which is what a lot of people do. They do their live podcast. Can I be the person that goes around harassing everybody? Sure. I enjoy that very much. Well, I gotta... You know, since we're right here... Do it. Since we're right here on 6th Street, you know, fucking... There's all kinds of those hipster bars. I want to like go by there and do my segment with the video camera. Call it the douchebag tour. Yeah. Go to those cheesy bars. Spot a hipster. Yeah, I'd be like... You know, kind of like... And then I could go harass them. Crocodile hunter type style, but, you know, here in downtown LA. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I'm similar to that, but I won't get stung in the heart by a fucking sting rage. I'll be all right. We could just send bombs to go and harass them. Somebody's gonna get harassed. We should mobilize... That's a good idea. We should mobilize the bombs... The crackheads to fucking run out the hipsters, man. Yeah, exactly. We should go down... Ricky the Pirate? Ricky the Pirate. Oh, yeah. No, Ricky... I have a... I have a fame... A framed... I have a picture downstairs of Ricky the Pirate with his autograph. Who the fuck is Ricky the Pirate? I want to know Ricky the Pirate. I actually want to get Ricky the Pirate on the podcast. I want to get him to come up here. I was gonna say, yeah. Do it. Do it. Yeah, bring him up here. Do it. Do it. Do it. If I saw him the first time that he came to downtown... Introduce... Or was crossing the street, I was like, there's the most famous homeless guy. Ricky the Pirate. He is a legend here in downtown LA. And one morning I woke up and I was going to work. And I fucking didn't... Didn't want to go to work because it's work. And I turned the corner and who do I see but Ricky the Pirate at fucking 8 a.m. And he brightened my day. Oh, that's cute. That's my Ricky the Pirate story. I love Ricky the Pirate even though I've never met him. Pirate told me he was gonna buy me a loft. I'm sure. I'm sure. Does he have a parrot in his fucking shoulder and shit? Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. pig leg but it wasn't every crack dealer in the fucking area and shit hey one day i saw ricky the pirate without his pirate hat on and i said hey ricky where's your pirate hat and he's like i'm still a pirate and i'm like oh i know you're still a pirate yeah i'm still a pirate i don't need no hat to say i'm a pirate i'm a pirate to the bone to the max say maxi pirate to the crack but i'm about to like fucking uh do my rendition of the magical bong flute the bong flute one two one two three four i like smoking i like bongs i like bongs i like bongs i like takis i love takis i love takis freestyle i love talking oh yeah you don't know about takis go and find out about takis everybody knows about that number one importance yeah i believe it whoa whoa oh whoa sometimes that really bites you back sometimes that bites you in the ass sometimes i do sometimes i don't just grab you by the booboo we should put some hot sauce in the bong water and then if i can take it take your head no thank you where's whitey whitey whitey come back here you're not you're not finished yet whitey hey where is whitey he's playing the guitar on the balcony he's not on the balcony he's all romantic and what a sister he's talking romantic with what he's trying to say her name is what no whoa what the fuck what's up next i need a refill man i know we need to get some refills on our i need a refills here and and whatnot hey you know what this one i'm gonna play for somebody who asked me to play it um play it play it our buddy richard uh he's uh he's a fighter and and he wanted to play this one and uh he's my homie from high school hey um wait so do you have any info on his fight you know what i don't weekend yeah it's next weekend in san diego he's doing yeah man i don't know the specifics or whatnot but uh i met richard for the first time last night he's super fucking cool guy and his wife yeah that's uh yeah yeah she's rad too and she looked at me and she's she said it with a very beautiful spanish accent and then she just said or terry because like she i wanted to mimic mimic her accent and i'm fucking it up and she's like or terry for white guys what a white guy like you yeah yeah so check it out this one's for uh richard he wanted to hear this one this one's by the descendants this one's silly girl um silly girl girl here it is richard so um um um um um um um um um you Tell me all the things that I wanna hear My silly girl, I'm in love with you They said just stay away Now I wish I had I'm falling in love with you My silly girl They made me go away Sometimes life just isn't fair But I'll be back someday I hope you'll still be there My silly girl, I'm making you Tell me all the things that I wanna hear My silly girl, I'm in love with you When you're just a silly boy Like me, you're always so fair Now I'm just out of luck I wonder if you Ever cared My silly girl, I'm making you Don't stop me, my silly girl My silly girl, I'm in love with you They said just stay away Now I wish I had I'm falling in love with you My silly girl My silly girl My silly girl, I'm in love with you I hope you'll stay away I wish you'll stay away I hope you'll stay away and I was like, okay, this guy's cool. He had a weird name. His name was Shit Bird, and I was like, okay, whatever. I never really listened to his music or anything. And then he hit me up one day, and he's like, hey, you want to do some album art for my album that's coming out? And I'm like, okay. So I did it, and I sent it to him. But he sent me the links right before I was about to do it, and I was like, holy crap, this is awesome. This is exactly what I want to do and all that. And it's the same type of music that I was into, but I'd known him for a little bit, and I didn't know that he actually made this stuff. But it's like the most insane stuff. Oh, that's awesome, like soulmate stuff. Yeah, I'm soulmates with him. That's cool. I like that. He's from St. Louis, Missouri, and his name's Barry Zimmerman, and he's named the Shit Bird. The Shit Bird. This song is called Die, Shit Bird, Die. Die, Shit Bird. Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Die Shipper, die. Cool, man. Off the album, Shipper. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, we got the little homie Whitey back on the mic with us. He finally recovered. He recovered from his Chile incident. For the record, just so you guys know that album is free on chip and damned.com cool sweet damned so i recovered my little chili breakdown so how was it why do you explain it to us man like let us know was that the hottest shit you ever had that was absolutely the hottest shit i've ever tasted in my life and do you like spicy food typically or not really but you're not even into spicy shit at all that's funny fucking hot as shit i eat is like louisiana sauce and takis yeah but i put that little drop on my fucking finger you did it man you did it like a champ my mouth lit on fire immediately yep it was absolutely ridiculous would you do a whole mouthful of that stuff fuck no yeah how much money would you do that for her give me a hundred dollars a hundred bucks and you would do how much you uh how much is a hundred dollars you would do a swig yeah yeah that's insane i would not do that for a hundred dollars i already had my taste of that shit hottest shit in the fucking world i am a champ yeah you are dude you're at the top you got a title on me like fucking whitey dude now you can brag about it on facebook oh yeah you better get on facebook i have earned the almighty whitey title people right now oh mighty Adjust your Adjust your Yeah, punk rock yeah, yeah that heard their bass players pretty cool too But yeah, I'm gonna fuck out of here Yeah, fucking yeah gotta be fucking kidding me I yeah why you maniac Oh Yeah, the door had incident it's a lie explain that shit explain it Well, we're in LA right now, so we're in LA go get it go get it So, you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go ahead And play a couple of songs right now by some really rad bands and I'll explain the shit to you later After you hear them so fucking check it out Cops don't like me so I don't like cops Super Super So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade Your ex-girlfriends have disturbed So you'll get what you deserve Crooked cops running the streets Crooked cops throw gloves away So you'll have a bullet in your head So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade So you'll have a bullet in your head So you'll have your guts fucked up with a fucking blade Bullet in combat gear Oh, when the regal fucking battery sticks The life's built on pride But don't they know the fucking tools of the system The mad shot twenty times the seven cops The motherfuckers all the credit in time Don't you know it gets to you and me And all nightly news will fucking deceive The bad boys here The bad boys here The old few friends and what they are When they come to make you handle all the being despised It ain't no better than you and me I'd like to see them suffer a lot And I'd like to have some days I'd like to have some days Fuck the police I'd like to have some days Fuck the police Break this shit down Oh, here they come again Oh, when the regal fucking battery sticks The life's built on pride But don't they know the fucking tools of the system The mad shot fucking twenty times The seven fucking cops the credit in time Your nightly news will deceive you And then the dead cop is what we fucking need Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Yeah! Yeah, let's see. Let's not say we did. Let's, yeah. Let's ignore that shit. That was by The Convicts. They're from Boyle Heights. That was off of a split they did, you know, with the second band, which was the second song we heard was Fuck the Cops by Yappo. SGB fucking hardcore punk rock right there. Yappo, that's a cool song. San Gabriel Valley. San Gabriel Valley, of course. And they have a split that's out there. You know, you can purchase it on, I think, Doctor Strange Records, if I'm not mistaken. But, yeah, that was them. And you should really check that split out because it's a really good, really good release. Fear me. And I think you guys will dig it. I think you guys heard of Brain Damage. I'm sorry? You guys heard of Brain Damage. Wait, about freaking Infected Youth. Yeah, oh. Yeah, my cousin's in that band. SGB original. My cousin is in that band. My cousin Rico. Rico Swapy? Yeah. Yeah. I know Rico. Fucking Social Riot. Really? Yeah. Yeah, that guy's my cousin. It's a small fucking world. Is it? Oh, it's a small world. Is it? It's LA. It's LA. It's LA. The punk rock separation. I know that motherfucker. That's some crazy motherfucking shit. Shit. This one's one that I, you know, I really like this. It's a punk rock song, and it's like one of the first punk rock songs that I really liked, you know, when I was young and shit, so check it out. I think you guys will all like it, too. Here we go. No, I don't believe in Jesus Christ. My mother died of cancer when I was five. No, I don't believe in religion. I was forced to go to church. I wasn't too high. No, I don't believe in a police force. But it's brutality. It isn't a dream. No, I don't believe in the system. Nothing in class makes sense to me. Don't worry. You'll get over it. You'll grow up. You'll come down. Another you. Another fashion. You'll get over it. You'll come down. You can't believe in what you say. You have to have a century. Don't be so full of hatred. It's not as bad as you think. No, don't believe in what you say. You're just part of what I despise. Yes, you're part of the fucking system. I ain't blind. Never see your lies. The system thrives on ignorance. What the public don't know. They can't reject it. They're facing you all. A stand in fight. Arresting the people. They want it again. Adjust your Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super Super cool very nice i wish my dad introduced me to that no but uh but he didn't he didn't he didn't mind so it's okay but my dad used to like quiz me on like like models of cars and shit i'd be oh that's a valiant oh that's a fucking comet or no i wouldn't say fucking of course because you know that doesn't you know that's disrespectful but anyways yeah my dad would quiz me on the members of the pixies really oh that's pj harvey song titles oh man see dude totally that's my shit too that's what i used to listen to pj harvey pixies yeah that's my shit but this is my shit so basically what lafrost is saying is she's as old as your dad that's right that is what i'm saying isn't that crazy god damn just kidding ain't that a bitch that's a bitch damn damn damn! hey i'm young it makes sense whatever yeah but it's cool i'm young at heart why has it always got to go about to age and shit you know it's not about age we're all young we don't gotta go there i knew this lady she was like 102 no kidding it makes everyone feel young when they're around her oh that's sweet she's 102 years old i love that you're gonna feel old too that is so precious no i'm serious i love that she's like the nicest person in the world i'd go like feed her dog and take out her trash and stuff oh that's just kind of cool that's cool oh yeah all right that's a high five guys just in case you guys didn't know all right what oh oh so i guess i'm gonna play a lot a song um this is uh la-di-da-di by slicker and uh dougie fresh dougie fresh this one's uh for the old school folks like me see again it goes back to age dougie fresh this is real names look fucking right motherfuckers lick okay people in the house you're about to witness something you've never witnessed before yes it's the original human beatbox dougie fresh and his partner the grand wizard mc ricky and that's me in the place to be and we're going to show you how we do it for 85 kick it live all right because um i got a funny feeling um you're all sick of all these crap rappers biting their rhymes because i'm their backstabbers but when it comes to me and my friend doug fresh here there is no competition because we are the best yeah finesse and press which we approve and y'all will realize that we are the move so listen close um so you all don't miss as we go a little something like this hit it you know what you know what your peep this like the party we don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody we're just some men that's on the And when we rock up on the mic, we rock the mic right for all of y'all, keeping y'all in health just to see you smile and enjoy yourself. Because it's cool when you cause a cozy condition that we create because that's our mission. So listen to what we say because this type of shit, it happens every day. I woke up around 10 o'clock in the morning. I gave myself a stretcher, a morning yawning. Went to the bathroom to wash up. Had some soap on my face and my hands upon a cup. I said, um, Mara Mara on the wall. Who is the top choice of them all? There was a rumble dumble. Five minutes it lasted. The Mara said, you know how you can see this bastard. But that's true. That's why we never have no beef. So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth. Used the aloe vera because my skin gets pale. And then I got the files for my fingernails. Due to the night and on my behalf, I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath. Clean. Dry was my body in here. I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear. For all the girls I might take home. I got the Johnson's baby powder and the polo cologne. Fresh dressed like a million bucks. Threw on the ballet shoes and the fly green socks. Stepped out my house, stopped short. Oh no. I went back in. I forgot my Kango and then I dilly. I ran through her. I bumped into my old girl from the loo. This is a girl plays hard to get. So I said, what's wrong? Cause she looks like a bitch. She looks upset. She said, it's all because of you. I'm feeling sad and blue. You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days. And I love you so. How much you'll never know. Cause you took your love away from me. Now what was I to do? She's crying over me and she was feeling blue. I said, don't cry. Dry your eye. Dry your eye. Here comes your mother with those two little guys. Her mean mother stepped up, said to me, hi. Looked Sally in the face and decked her in her eye. Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet. Slammed a child on the hard concrete. The bitch was strong. The kids was gone. Something was wrong. I said, what is going on? I tried to break it up. I said, stop it. Leave her. She said, if I can't have you, she can't either. She grabbed me closely by my socks. So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox. But she gave chase. She caught up quick. She put her finger in the face of MC Rick. She said, why don't you give me a plane so we can go cruising in my OJ. And if you give me that, OK, I'll give you all my love today. Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see? Somehow your words just hypnotize me. And I just love your jazzy ways. Oh, MC Rick, my love is here to stay. And on and on and on she kept on. The bitch broke my heart. She's been around before my mother's born. I said, cheer up. I gave her a kiss. I said, you can't have me. I'm too young for you, miss. She says, no, you're not. Then she starts crying. I says, I'm 19. She said, stop lying. I says, I am. Go ask my mother. And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover. To the heart, tick tock, you don't stop. To the heart, tick tick, and you don't quit. Hit it. Adjust your Adjust your Adjust your I think we should make t-shirts or something is that gay or what that's not good. You should do that We should do that. I think we should do that. What do you think? Yeah, actually Calls got a bunch of really fucking good art, too. He's a good artist so you should make a t-shirt for us because You'd be good at it So working everybody Yeah, you can go to koolskull.com or Data mosh pit calm. I haven't I have about two albums on there right now. All right on that's cool, man Yes, it's pretty cool. Check it out you guys And you can hit me up on facebook.com backslash cool skull, okay Yeah, that sounds like a plan. Well, check this out. I'm gonna do this one right here This is a really really fucking rad band from the San Gabriel Valley One of my favorites and shit SGV SGV SGV really fucking bad and They're called wholesale murder. This was called death of a dream if you haven't seen them live or or You know got any of their recorded material you should get it do it see him cuz they're playing right now. So, um Really check them out Really? Yeah I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I want to be the voice of the things that bring me pain. I want to be the voice of the nothing, nothing, nothing. I don't want to be brainwashed. I don't want to be hypnotized. I don't want to hear the words that I want to hear more. I hate to feel like this, but I want my own life back. I want to feel the way I smell before my eyes. This is fucking weird. My eyes have been opened to a world more real than I have ever seen. Something what I had once, a lesson to lose, a dream that's never been. I see my head in you. My heart has been in the way of the inside. The mother of my dreams is a girl. I don't want to be looking. The dream has died. The dream has died. The dream has died. My eyes have been opened to a world more real than I have ever seen. Something what I had once, a lesson to lose, a dream that's never been. A dream that's never been. I see my head in you. My heart has been in the way of the inside. Something what I had once, a lesson to lose. A dream that's never been. The dream has died. The dream has died. The dream has died. The dream has died. The dream has died. Yeah. That was Wholesale Murder. From the SGV. SGV That's what I dreamed Dog Dog My fucking car died in the SGV Oh my god what happened What happened Oh my god it was terrible Let's relive it Come on let's go Relive the past Okay so The fucking turn signal started flickering He pulls into the car wash He pulls into the car wash He's gonna get a lube oil change And a car wash And my fucking turn signal started flickering all weird and shit And it wouldn't turn off And then we basically got through the car wash Got to West Covina And my fucking dashboard lights went out And then all hell broke loose And then I couldn't fucking pull my car out of park anymore I'm like locked up And uh Then I had to call AAA I told him that he Somebody was fucking putting like voodoo Or some shit on his ass Or some shit I don't know Like Yeah Some voodoo shit but I didn't have enough miles on my uh My AAA So Mo graciously Donated uh His miles That sucked that that happened I don't get it I'm glad it could help Shit Yeah As much as you do for us And putting this whole like show together and stuff Yeah yeah Helping us with all this stuff You know That's the least I could fucking do Well I thank you for that Cause uh That show would have been expensive with Only seven miles Yeah fuck that Yeah Seven miles my ass So fuck it Yeah that's what happens but you know The show must go on The show must go on Motherfucking go on The LaFrost Demos Show The LaFrost Demos Show Check this out You guys might recognize this song right here Wow Oh Oh oh oh oh It is You like that I like that You thought oh oh oh oh Can you hear it watch Listen So you said this is Icomouse is that true This is Icomouse yeah That's crazy I wouldn't think that this is Icomouse Have you ever seen Icomouse live No I have not Icomouse puts Icomouse puts on a really good show I've seen him at the Malibu Inn a couple times Right on the one there And he puts on a fucking really good show Wow Thank you Icomouse for the intro Yeah and the outro And the outro The intro and the outro And so we want to thank everybody that was here tonight Hanging out and drinking with us And smoking with us Cool Skull Cool Skull Cool Skull Pour it up tonight Whitey fucking took that hot sauce like a true champion Champion Yeah that was awesome thanks Whitey Thanks for letting us have you have you as our entertainment you know um the the cameraman uh danny documenting the uh let's get a shout out for paco he got cheap he's keepy you know what i also you know what i also want to like hey what's up to our listeners that we have on the island of maui uh you know my friend julio ocampo and my other home wow we're getting listened to in maui you know i was born in honolulu hawaii just a little tidbit really holy shit i did not know yeah yeah damn fucking you so vice we gotta thank vice and uh his lovely uh assistant assistant whitey whitey right yeah let's thank him and uh shit oh yeah we hope you guys enjoyed our show and fucking thank you guys for listening thank you and thanks for liking us on facebook and stuff so check our page out it's uh the lafrosse and mo show and hey one more time the lafrost emotion your your music again bro we go to day to mosh pit.com or cool skull.com yeah check him out cool skull he's fucking rad and we're right here we're located at skid row studios you can hear this shit on skid row.la and um yeah check us out and we appreciate you guys listening and uh thank you very much yeah you guys have a good we'll see you guys next week all right we got some cool shit coming up so uh check it the fuck out the show keep getting better it's getting better and better fuckers you know i love to smoke my smoke my blood for a million months i love that you you you you you you you you you you