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Well, I'm fascinated by this behavior.
You actually sent us a video for us to understand and look at what it is.
So you guys all look at this.
Drop it, baby.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
How so?
Well, it's been being worked on for many, many, many weeks already.
And there's nobody on overtime.
There's nobody working on the weekends.
There's a lot that could be done to have this done a lot sooner.
I'm here every day.
Well, she lives on the first floor.
And so, I mean, I don't see...
I care about my other neighbors.
Well, I mean, so, I mean...
It's scheduled.
It's a contracted job.
We don't tell the elevator company when to work their people.
They submit a schedule to us.
They said they could do the elevator in six weeks.
So all we're trying to hold them to is meeting their deadline.
As far as working, doing elevator repairs, 6, 7, 8 o'clock at night, I don't see that as being a typical process, nor is it a typical process to be working on...
We've got to go.
I want to thank you both.
Thank you.
All right, it's back to you, Jim.
Holly, don't let her go away.
This, that's...
What...
Does she have a response to that?
Is she still there?
What's that?
Did the lady just leave?
Yeah.
Oh, that's too bad.
We should have kept that discussion.
She's back if you want her.
Yes.
She heard you.
Yes.
What would you like to know?
I would like to know a response to what the gentleman said.
The gentleman's a very effective spokesperson for the company, but obviously the people who live there are not satisfied with his explanation.
Right.
So what do you want now?
Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, Holly, I'll do that later.
Why don't you do that later, Jim?
I think the lady expressed herself, and you're not here, you're there.
Is there any question you'd like me to ask her?
No, I'll give you lessons on how to become a reporter.
I'll give you some lessons on how to be an editor, because I was your boss once.
Yeah, you were, and are no longer.
How did that happen?
Well, I don't know.
Here's Ernabel DeMillo.
Good morning, Jim.
We are live at the Fire Zone.
We'll do it live.
Okay.
Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles.
We'll do it live.
Fuck it.
It's the More Music Radio Pod.
Do it live.
I'll write it, and we'll do it live.
On skidrow.la.
Fucking thing sucks.
In five, four, three.
Hey, what's going on, everybody?
It's the More Music Radio Pod on skidrow.la, and we're up here at the new studio over here, not too far from the old studio, man.
It looks great.
It's awesome.
It's a beautiful new office.
I'm moving on up.
You guys ready?
I was a little thrown off.
I was looking for the recording light, and it didn't happen.
Yeah.
What happened to the recording light?
Jeremy's shaking his head no.
There's no recording light in this place.
Man.
Things have changed a little bit.
Hey, no.
It's really...
It's still on.
Okay.
Yeah.
You guys feeling that light on the radio land there?
I like it, man.
It makes it feel a lot warmer in here.
You can feel when the light's on.
Yeah, man.
So it's been three weeks.
We had Pussycow on last time, and that was the last show.
at the old place.
Yeah, I grew a beard.
Yeah, you did.
In three weeks.
In three weeks.
Fuck, man.
I can't do that.
Yeah.
I need, like, hormone injection.
Like, I need, like, IV.
It's mostly, like, a good...
As long as you have, like, a healthy diet and, like, a steady...
You think you need a testosterone shot or what?
I think so, yeah.
Because I got male pattern breast cancer.
Yeah, it's just...
Most of the...
Yeah, a lot of masturbating, thinking about Karen Centerfold.
Yeah.
Right.
And that really grows the man hairs, you know?
So that reminds me...
That reminds me.
We have Karen Centerfold in studio tonight.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Welcome, Karen.
Yeah, it's good to come back.
So what do you think of the new studio, Karen?
It's very office-y, you know?
You know, I mean, it'll do.
That's what professionals do.
They work in offices.
It's more like a think...
This is a good one.
It's a think tank.
Well, it's not like the set of The Howard Stern Show, but it is kind of office-y.
But, I mean, a lot of radio stations are kind of office-y.
Like, you know, you go in there and it looks like you're in the copy room or something.
Give us a couple hours, it'll be a real stink tank.
No, it's nice.
You have to admit.
I'd also like to say hello to Arlo.
We have Arlo sitting in tonight.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Mr. Cheeseball.
Arlo and Nancy.
Hello, Nancy.
And we also have DJ Cholo Carwash in here.
Boom, boom, boom.
Arlo, yes.
Shooting out some one-liners.
You've got a lot of fans.
DJ Cholo Carwash.
DJ Cholo Carwash is here.
So, let's just jump in to play a couple songs and when we get back, we're going to talk to Karen Centerfold on the More Music Radio Pod.
All right.
Let's get right on.
Yeah, get back to work.
KFWB News 980.
KFWB News Time 1257.
Well, it was billed as the 30th Occasional Pasadena Doodah Parade.
And KFWB's Michael Chappé got to check out the most irreverent event in the history of music.
Of the year.
Walking interviews along Colorado Boulevard with the order of the day because some of the acts you just have to ask what's up with that?
Like a heavy metal marching band in bicycle helmets.
Well, even then it's still not clear.
The Mormons.
The Mormons?
Yeah, themormonsband.com.
Are you really a Mormon?
We're a rock band called the Mormons.
We're superheroes.
Why are you wearing the helmet?
We're a rock band called the Mormons.
Well, why the helmet?
Well, because we're called the Mormons and we're a rock band.
We're a rock band.
We're a rock superhero band.
We're not really Mormons per se, religiously, but we're musicians, religiously, and we're on our mission to rock out correctly.
A lot of fun for about 40,000 people in Pasadena.
Doodah.
Michael Chappé KFWB News 90.
The Mormon Music Radio Pod.
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Hot Skid Road Drop.
We thank you for watching We thank you for watching We thank you for watching We thank you for watching Real-world transformation with each stroke Who is already set to fade to gold?
Ingrown hands Insane within the net Blameful throat A wild insect This special switcher Spoons up a potion The scintillating Fade, vanish the virgin Trapped in a fleeting Original excess Possessed by Climbing foreign objects In a little follicle Spirits face a suction A population of the flesh A child-bound corruption He emerges a post-aesthetic pushover And joining races to see the done-holy nothing We thank you thank you thank you We thank you thank you thank you We thank you thank you thank you We thank you thank you thank you Stomach sick from your own mouth That prevents me denying you Your hands just don't fly I said, Lord, I don't know why It's all the same And I'm afraid that I just have to walk away Just a slow to look around Realize I'm still dancing you And it takes to run away False words run back to you Your hands just don't fly I said, Lord, I don't know why It's all the same And I'm afraid that I just have to walk away guitar solo Hi, this is Dino Sabantopoulos.
Please call in to the More Music Radio Pod at 1-800-893-9562.
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You could edit that, right?
Yeah, cool, thanks.
But keep the you could edit that right.
guitar solo Yeah, we're back.
On the More Music Radio Pod.
Can you hear me?
Okay.
Now I can hear you.
Okay.
It was so hard because I just, you know why?
It's hard to hear you because it's like, I got such a bad headache right now that it feels like someone's playing a bongo in my head.
No, no, this is the live version with Karen Centerfold.
Right.
Yeah.
I just want ACDC and Karen.
Let's get it.
It's old school, old school song.
Hey, Karen, do a drum solo on this part.
Ready?
One, two, ready, go, here, go.
All right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Yeah, what a way to do it, man.
Okay.
That was like AC, AC.
We're back on the More Music Radio Pod and we are here with our guest, Karen Centerfold.
Hi, everybody.
It's good to see you.
What's going on, Karen?
A lot has changed.
Like, it's the end of the year and downtown just today, Vince.
How was your year?
Pretty bad.
Really?
Yeah, but you know what?
A couple Mexican kids, that go to Pairspace on Monday night, the girl and the guy took their gum out of their mouth just last month and they threw gum in the back of my hair and they said, hey, you know what?
We knew you from MacArthur Park during the riots.
They threw gum in your hair?
Yeah, they said, change your hair.
Like, they said, when you rat the back of your hair up in a bouffant, it looks cheap.
It looks cheap.
Like, it just looks like you're in a cheap sex movie or something like that.
And I said, well, what do you think I made a living at ever since 1974, man?
They didn't know that that was your thing.
Well, what happened was Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez introduced it and I had to, I redid my hair and everybody liked it better, you know, and they thought that was too much, you know.
And so, no, the year has been pretty bad for me, you know.
Really?
Yeah.
So, because the year has been bad, you're not going to be able to get a job because someone threw gum in your hair?
Well, not just that.
A lot of people got on my case because I'm not from L.A.
I'm from San Francisco.
What?
San Francisco.
And, yeah.
I know everything about Karen's hair.
What I'm saying, what I'm saying.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up.
Quiz me.
No, it's cool.
No, that sounds cool.
Here's what I'm saying.
Here's what I'm saying.
L.A.
people are more conservative and laid back no matter what they do.
Yeah.
Yeah, but the people up in San Francisco, they're fucking asshole drivers.
Well, no, no, no, no.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
I came out hipper and I came up here to live.
Well, here's what happened.
A lot of people this year hassle me because I'm hipper than they are.
And I'm not saying better.
I'm just saying I'm more aware of so many new things.
You know, Jeremy is from San Francisco, too, Karen.
I know he is.
And so they get down on me.
Does Jeremy want to say anything?
Jeremy, here's what I'm trying to say.
You lived in San Francisco, right?
He just went there for the butt set.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's what I'm trying to say.
Connoisseur.
Talk to a fellow San Franciscan.
I lived in San Francisco for three years.
Oh, okay.
So does that count?
But I'm not from there.
I'm from there.
Well, you're from there going to here.
Right.
I see that.
Oh, okay.
Right.
He's from there like a train from there.
Yeah.
Hey, Vince.
What I'm trying to say.
You just came from there, right?
So what do you want to say about San Francisco?
I want to say that I grew up in the middle of the hippie scene.
Right.
Which turned into the hippie scene.
The punk scene.
And the hippies were telling me, how could you walk out on us, you traitor?
Because I got into the punk movement, you know.
And I grew up around the Hells Angels.
I grew up around the Hells Angels.
Carol Dota gave me my first job on Broadway.
So punk rock came out of the hippie scene, right?
No, it came out of England.
But it started when it started in America.
Come on.
But what about the Ramones and stuff?
That came out of New York.
Right.
Okay.
I even did a song with the Ramones.
We have our punk rock genesis too over here.
I did a song.
I did a song with the Ramones too, you know.
On stage, you know.
And that was a good thing.
So people have been hassling me, you know.
Like about what?
What do they hassle Karen Centerfold about?
I'm just hipper than they are.
Right.
Like, I didn't mean to get down on, what is her name?
Sonia, yeah.
Sonia.
I wasn't getting down on her about her tattoo.
Karen, you said you were really mean to Sonia.
I wasn't being mean.
Your opinion is that pretty girls should not get tattoos, right?
I felt she didn't need it.
Because she's a pretty girl.
I don't think women need tattoos if they're really pretty.
But you have no tattoos.
I don't even have any piercings because I go nude every day in nasty photos, you know.
And my motto is make love, not war.
Has anybody ever offered to pierce your clit?
I wouldn't do that either.
What am I going to do that for?
You know, medical problems are like, why take the risk?
Oh, man.
Right?
Okay, so also, Vince, there was a demonstration today from Occupation LA.
Occupation LA.
23 people got arrested on 4th and Figueroa for protesting the greedy corporation giants who will not loosen their loads.
And those corporation giants are giving people in China and other countries jobs when people here in LA alone need them desperately, that are starving in the street, that don't even have any bread, man.
And so the pigs moved in, and they busted 23 people.
Well, these people that are doing these demonstrations, the movement is growing, and they are going to be ripping down the walls of the corporations soon.
It seems like it's shrinking up.
But they shut down Occupation Wall Street.
And they brought it here from New York.
And it's a very big thing.
They're going to shut down the LA one, too, because Antonio Villaraigosa, who has his last name as a mixture of his wife's name and his name, which is kind of weird.
His ex-wife's name.
His ex-wife's name.
Okay.
That's cool that he kept it.
All he is is a status symbol.
All he is is a lazy guy, and he's not really doing anything, and he's just a status symbol for the mayor.
He said that he doesn't want people on the lawn because people are shitting, and they're going to destroy the lawn.
Well, he should clean it up, you know?
What is he going to do?
He's going to make these corporation giants loosen their loads and their walls.
What is the goal of the Occupation LA and Occupation Boston?
The goal is to make the state and the government and the president, a big man.
a big man.
a big man.
a big man.
a big man.
a big man.
He's a liar.
You know, I mean, I'm glad we got President Obama.
You don't like Barack Obama?
I do.
I helped elect him, but we need jobs for the people and money for the people.
Obama-rama.
We need more jobs, and we need more money for the people, and we don't want them losing their houses.
What is he doing wrong?
Let's say he's listening right now.
He's not.
Do you have a message for him?
The president is not able to make the bankers and the- Talk like you're talking to him.
Say, Mr. Obama.
Mr. Obama, you know, I know you're real hung well, for a black man and you know how much a white girl like me is into it.
I did my first black man when I was only 14 years old in Oakland.
Wow.
How old was that man when you were 14 years old?
Oh, I'll never forget him.
Oh, what a brother.
He had white pimp shoes on and his body was just really great.
Wow.
How old was he?
Nappy hair, 14.
He was 14 too?
No, he was more like 25.
Wow.
What do you think about a 25-year-old man having sex with a 14-year-old girl?
I think in Tennessee it's fine.
They get married that way.
So it's just based on whatever state you're in?
No, it's just in the South somebody can get married when they're 14.
Right.
As long as they're family.
So you can have one morality in one state and once you cross the line your morality changes.
It can, yeah.
There's laws, different places.
You just gotta kind of go with the vibe of where you're at.
Exactly.
So this year at this year's events has been hard on me.
There's been some good things I made.
I did pretty good at the venues I do.
I had Haunted Tiger, Cardboard Lamb, and I had Vulture and Black Empathy play The Little Joy.
I packed that in on Judgment Day, September 1st.
Which never came.
And they showed some movies of me and it was a really good thing.
There's other things I did but people have been getting on my case because conservative people, I want to say, are mostly the conservative people, straight laced.
What is your typical conservative person?
What do you consider?
It's a person that is going to not like it if I walk into a public place with a black guy and they know that I've had sex with a black man, which is a beautiful thing.
With an 11 year age difference.
Right.
And so what I'm saying is conservative people don't like that and they can be Latin or they can be Asian.
They don't like that.
I think conservative people they don't like...
Are there any races that just don't mix that you think that just should not mix?
Oh no, I think they should all mix.
I think people should be multicultural.
What's like the funkiest outcome?
What races that you mix together that they make the funkiest looking child?
I don't know.
I think Chinese and Irish.
Irish or...
That's alright.
If you have a problem with any of this, you can call 800-893-9562 and we'll talk it up.
I mean, everything, I feel everything like that is beautiful, man.
Whatever race it is.
Hey Karen, you should tell people the number to call in if they want to talk to you.
Oh, you mean right now?
Yeah.
Please dial 1-800-893-9562 to Skid Row Radio right now, downtown LA.
If anybody called in to want to have phone sex, would you dig on that?
Um, yeah.
You know.
Why not?
Why not do it?
A shout out to everybody.
You know, those of you guys that are just at home lonely right now, feeling kind of horny or something, you want to kind of bust a load on the air, call us at 1-800-893-9562 and have phone sex with Karen Centerfold.
Alright.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Cool.
Well, hey Karen, let's take a break and when we get back, I want to talk to you about the documentary that Sean Carnage is doing about you tripping with Karen Centerfold.
So, we're going to take a we're going to take a brack.
You want to take some breasts?
We're going to take a brack and we'll be right We're going to take a breast and we'll be right breast on the More Music Breast Radio Pod.
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I take my life every time.
I give myself away.
Yeah, I got a big bad reputation.
I wear a mask.
I wear red on my sleeve.
Little lady gonna give you what you want.
That's just what you'll receive.
Legal penetration in the first degree.
Premeditated and of course surrender it to me.
Alright, give it up tonight.
Don't make me wait or hesitate.
No program or resistance.
You can discourage me.
Yeah.
You know that my persistence cannot be the same.
If my weight don't fall, play, I'll engage with you.
Enough of all the pleasures you said you'd never do.
Intermittently bottle your body through and through.
Raping all your innocence and the vestiges of your virtue.
Alright, give it up tonight.
Don't make me wait or hesitate.
No program or resistance.
You can discourage me.
You know that my persistence cannot be the same.
Yeah.
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Yo, what's up?
This is Kool Skull calling to the More Music Radio pod.
1-800-893-9562.
Dog, that's where I'm staying.
Yeah.
1-800-893-9562.
Yeah.
It's a...
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
That's what I'm talking.
Rock it, guys.
Okay, well, what happened is we're getting acquainted with a new building and figuring out how long it takes to take a smoke break.
But, you know, we're pros, so I ain't sweating it.
So we'll be fine.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So how you been, Sonia?
You been doing good?
Thanks, so have you.
All right.
So, again, 800-893-9562.
If you'd like to call in and talk to me.
Now is the time to make your call.
But, yeah.
Yeah.
It's been...
It's been a good show so far.
Yeah.
So what's going on over at T's, Arlo?
You know, the usual crap.
You know how Mr. T's is.
I remember Sonia when she was 12 years old.
Coming to play, coming to rock the house.
Well, yeah.
Got a good show.
She's playing tomorrow.
But, uh...
Yes, she's looking it up as we speak.
So you don't know who's on deck for tomorrow?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, tomorrow night I have a really good rock and roll show.
Real good promoter.
Yachty presents.
And, uh...
Actually, a really worthwhile show.
It's like a $5 cover coming out.
Support live music.
And Saturday is Scarlett Casanova.
Oh, sweet.
That's my friend's roommate.
I work on a cartoon.
It's called, uh, Robotnobot.
Oh, cool.
Uh, with, uh, her roommate, uh, Brian Anderson.
That's Brian Anderson from...
And we have a call.
Oh, check that out.
I'm going to go ahead and push them through.
Caller, you are on the air.
Hey, you're on the More Music Radio pod.
What's going on?
Who's this?
Is this Dan?
No, this is Dan from Mormons.
Oh, how's it going, Dan?
I'm in the room here in the other...
I'm going to show the window.
Oh, hey.
We know the phone works.
I didn't even catch that, and now I'm here in the air.
So, uh, how's the weather in there?
Oh, it's pretty good.
It's kind of warm in here, though.
It's a small room.
There's no air moving in here.
All right.
Here they are.
We better tell you the rest later.
Um, yeah, that was a...
That clip that we ran earlier was a thing that me and Vince were going back and forth with.
We're late for break.
That's why I was like, oh, you used to be my boss.
See, now you can't smoke.
I see why that's not...
Why that didn't happen anymore, huh?
Sorry about that, Dan.
Now you can't smoke over here.
You can't smoke over here.
It's Good Rose Studios because it's in, like, a professional building, you know?
It's a really healthy place.
Hey.
So, we went downstairs, and then we got trapped in the elevator because it's all high-tech, and you need a code.
That's why the big wigs do the nose candy, man.
Jeremy came to save us.
You don't need to take that outside.
You can do that right in your office, man.
Right at this table.
Here, Dan.
Here, take this one.
I'm sorry.
We have a caller, by the way.
Oh, hi.
Caller, you're on the air.
What's going on?
Um, nothing.
I'm just talking to you from the other side of the glass over here.
On the other side of the glass.
Hey, what's going on, Joe?
I'm kidding.
How you doing?
How long were we gone before we came back?
Oh, just three minutes.
Australia, the other side.
I don't know, but I was just getting my groove.
Oh, man.
And you kind of ruined my flow.
That's embarrassing.
You know, it's because we're just trying to get the vibe over here, man, at the new Skid Row Studios, and now I know what the code is.
Yeah, and it's a good vibe, too.
So, you need a code.
Just so you know, it's pretty futuristic over here at Skid Row Studios.
If you want to know, if you're, like, real attuned to audio, it's doot-doot, doot-doot.
Doot-doot, doot-doot, doot-doot, doot-doot.
Hey, which reminds me, I want to let you guys know what songs we're listening to today.
Put that on your keypad.
We heard The Mormons with Post-Aesthetic Pustule and The Seizure with Queens, and in the last set, we heard The Sundowners with Wolf and Lightning Woodcock with Dark Fantasy.
Oh, he's crazy.
Yeah, man.
He's crazy.
Yeah, he's into pussy.
Do you know Lightning Woodcock, Karen?
Yeah, I've heard it before.
Have you met him?
I think so, but I just don't remember where.
I think you would know if you met Lightning Woodcock.
He's a very special guy.
God damn it.
I know, totally.
Yeah.
Totally.
So, Vince?
I think he knows what to do, you know, if you know what I mean.
Oh, exactly.
I know he does.
So, Karen, now we're back, and let's talk about the documentary.
Sorry.
I was off cue.
You mean the documentary Sean Connors did on me?
Right.
And what's it called?
Trippin?
Centerfold, Centerfold.
Oh, it's called Centerfold, Centerfold.
I thought it was Trippin with Karen Centerfold.
You know what?
Sean Carnage is cool.
He's a friend of mine.
He's just conservative, and here's what happens.
He's in LA.
He's from Ohio, and he isn't used to meeting, you know, heavy, you know, characters that come out of San Francisco, like the Hells Angels, the Hippies, the Grateful Dead, Karen Centerfold, Carol Duff.
I'm from Minnesota, from Broadway.
And so, what he did was he first put me in 40 Bands in 80 Minutes.
Right.
Yeah.
I saw some of that.
And then, and that was good.
And then he did this wrong because he let all these people that don't like me trash me, you know.
Like, what do you mean trashing you?
Like, in what way?
I mean that I had pushed Tukey, a friend of mine who has been here.
She's a really good friend of mine.
I helped her overcome alcoholism.
She got a job in Beverly Hills.
You know, I put the good word in for her.
I know all the Jews because I went to bed with most of them in Beverly Hills.
And period.
Do Jews got big hocks?
Skip that question for right now.
Just listen.
Okay.
Remind me to ask.
What happened was Sean's in.
Sean Carnage.
They look bigger.
Answer.
Here's the answer.
Sean Carnage did a documentary on me, and he doesn't understand extraordinary people who do extraordinary things.
And, like, he likes me.
He just let all these people that don't like me.
Insult me because he's jealous of me.
And he let Danny Manny of Beauty is pain say that say something stupid like Manny's jealous of me and because I got to all these rock stars, you know, and Sky Saxon.
I knew him before he got burnt out acid, you know, and Sky and me.
We go back, you know, when he started out the seeds, you know, and I knew him better in the 1970s though.
But then this guy Manny, what did he do?
Manny said in the documentary that Sky Saxon.
Sky Saxon put a photo of me around the backstage area and said I couldn't come to a Seeds concert.
That's bullshit.
What happened was what happened was Manny said it.
He claims that somebody said that and he said that I was stalking Sky Saxon, which I wasn't.
He said it to give me a hard time because I talked him up and I talked him down.
I said, hey, you weakling, why don't you get a real nine to five job instead of lose your your store on Highland Avenue?
So he didn't like that.
Uh huh.
I talked him down.
I said, I mean, if you get a nine to five job, you won't lose your store and you won't feel like a stupid.
And I called him a name and he didn't like it.
What name did you call him that he didn't like?
I cannot say that.
You can say anything you want to.
No, I did not.
But just listen, just listen.
He didn't like that.
And so he decided to do that.
And that wrecked the documentary.
I asked Sean to edit it out.
Sean doesn't want to do it.
And all these other people that don't like me because I'm very forward about production.
So there's stuff in there that you don't want people to see.
No, no, no.
So what Sean is going to do is he's going to change it or take it off.
I'll make appearances.
I already made an appearance at, um, no, no, no.
At, um, I made an appearance at Sanchez on sunset for the premiere of the trailer.
I will make an appearance at another theater and, um, and, uh, it should make some money.
And, um, Playboy, the magazine, somebody will be there from that.
LA weekly, the Mormons.
I'll, I'll like invite you.
Who's breathing like a Panther right now?
Yeah.
I think it might be Arlo there.
It might be me.
Yeah.
Arlo, Arlo of Mr. T's Bowl.
The host of Mr. T's Bowl.
Arlo of Mr. T's Bowl.
Give a round of applause.
All right.
Yeah.
We love you Arlo.
And, um, his girlfriend, his girlfriend with the big tits, uh, Nancy.
It's good to meet you.
You guys are married, right?
Oh yeah.
I can tell.
I can tell.
So Arlo, you have Karen Centerfold here, man.
Is there anything that you ever wanted to ask Karen Centerfold all the years that you've been with her?
I mean, I think she's a great person.
I think she's a great person.
I think she's a great person.
I think she's a great person.
Yeah.
I can tell.
I can tell.
Right.
So Arlo, you have Karen Centerfold here, man.
Is there anything that you ever wanted to ask Karen Centerfold all the years that you've known her?
Uh, many things.
Many things.
Yeah.
Like, can I make him more money than all those, those, those stupid musicians that don't make him any, that just slum off him?
Right.
I would love to.
Those slummers.
Hey, hey, hey.
Easy.
I resent that.
If I had any more money, I wouldn't know how to act.
I resemble that.
I'm in the one percent.
You're, you're part of the one percent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
If I had more money, what would I do?
You should go down to Occupation LA.
Hey, don't bring that up, but it's gonna, it's gonna get Karen angry.
Well, I just wanted to talk about San Francisco for a minute.
You won't like her boobs when, when they're angry.
They like bust out of her shirt.
Yeah, exactly.
And they get red and stuff.
Yeah.
They're gonna turn red and then they're gonna get red, the actual red that's sitting next to you.
They're gonna get red.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
But seriously, but seriously, speaking of San Francisco, my car broke down on the Golden Gate Bridge once.
Oh, you're kidding me, man.
On my honeymoon with my first wife before Nancy.
Oh my God.
And, and, and what kind of car was it, Arlo?
A Fiat.
Oh please.
You know, I, I was asking for it.
Right.
I give you that.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
But I, I got pushed off and I didn't die on the bridge, but it's pretty scary.
You could see right through it.
You know, when you're, when you're stopped on a bridge and you look down, it's like mesh and you can see right through.
You got pushed off the bridge?
Oh yeah.
I got pushed off the bridge.
By a tow truck.
Oh for Christ's sake, man.
By a tow truck.
And did you fix your Fiat?
Did you fix your Fiat?
As soon as we got off the bridge, that damn car started right up for Christ's sake.
Well, I know.
I mean, they're weird, you know, and it's a good car, but you know what you gotta do?
You gotta check it all the time.
That's a Jennifer Lopez's car.
Did your wife make it to the other side of the bridge, by the way?
Jennifer Lopez.
That's Jennifer Lopez's car, man.
Oh, the Fiat?
I saw it on TV.
It's got a lot of Trump.
It looks cute.
It's a cute looking car.
So Arlo, have you had a car?
I've had a lot of cars.
I've had a lot of cars.
Where's my wife's car?
Arlo, have you had any big bands lately that I like, like punk thrash metal at Mr. T's Bowl lately?
We have good bands every weekend.
I know.
How did you like it when Ryan Hopeless, who is in the Phantom Looms, he was in the Parkers, and I was getting ready for the Parkers show.
I'll never forget that day.
And it was a wild night.
That was in the 90s.
That was in the 90s.
I was on 10 milligram Valium.
I was on like about six 10 milligram Valium.
I was drunk.
That's 60 milligrams.
I was on gin.
Greg Gomberg and me, the lead singer of the Parkers and me were getting drunk on gin.
I did coke.
Right.
And I decided to give Ryan Hopeless a blow job right out in front of everybody.
Inside the club?
Inside the club.
Right in front of the stage.
I heard that.
And Arlo was there.
And see, I did it.
I'll tell you why I did it.
I did that to give- So you cross it off of your bucket list.
I did that to Ryan to give him enough confidence to become a rock star.
I did that to him because I knew he could do it.
And that's another unique thing about me that people like Sean Carnage and conservative people don't understand about show business or sex.
And I feel sex is a immediate thing when there is an attraction.
Yeah.
I like it immediate too.
I am no stupid bitch.
The quicker it's over, the better.
Right.
I am no stupid bitch.
Did you taste like a rock star?
I act on sex immediately.
I'll do it in a bathroom.
Right.
But didn't Ryan- I'm not a rock star.
I'm not a rock star.
I'm not a rock star.
I'm not a rock star.
What was the last time you had sex, Karen?
I had sex with a Romanian photographer for $400 yesterday in a bathroom.
Oh, cool.
I met him.
You gave him the discount.
You mean he took pictures, air quotes?
He did hardcore videos and photos of me.
It took only 10 minutes.
Oh, cool.
Wow.
Where can we find those?
What do you guys do for- On the web page.
In adult bookstores like Circus and on Sunset.
Oh, cool.
Cool.
it and on the internet.
Think you could flip me a copy of that?
Yeah, Swedish Erotica 2.
And also, there's all these other lines.
Oh, I was with Ron Jeremy all Monday night at Pairspace.
You know, you bring that up it reminds me I got to return my copy of Cum Shitters 3, so thank you very much.
From Ron Jeremy?
Yeah, from Ron Jeremy's Cum Shitters 3.
He was good in Cum Shitters 3 and then he turned it to the internet and it was kind of let me down.
I don't think he's in porn anymore, but he aged and I offered to help him get liposuction and he just didn't want to get it because he's religious Jewish and he signed, you know what he did?
He took a pen I was just stoned at Pairspace with somebody and he wrote down his phone number on my ass?
No, on a photo of me and Sky Saxon.
On a piece of gum?
A good photo of me and Sky Saxon and also Arlo You got a really beautiful wife here, Nancy It's good to meet you I smell a three-way Arlo, I want to bring I want to bring you some bands that are like The Seeds and I'm sure you're into that So Nancy, can you tell us?
You want Arlo Seed, in other words, that's code Sky Saxon and Mr. T were pretty good friends Joe T and Sky Saxon became real close Joe T.
Even though there's a guy who owns it that claims that, there is no more Mr. T Mr. T passed off Yeah, we know that Sky Saxon When The Seeds played at T's, Sky and Joe T sat in a booth together for two hours before the show and I realized that Joe T was probably the closest person to Sky's age that he could just hang out with and talk to at the club but Sky loved Joe T he said, I want to move into this place Yeah, and not only that, Arlo Joe said, hey, that guy's kind of flaky, that's what Joe said about Sky He liked him Not only that, Arlo but there's a film of Sky Saxon and me on Acid We drop Acid and we walk the entire Santa Monica Pier Can I get a copy of that picture, please?
Rob, Jeremy's changed his number Here, hand me that back Here, I want to see that picture Karen, you're passing around a picture of Sky Saxon and this is a picture of you and Sky Saxon?
Yeah, that is right before we play Ron Jeremy's phone number Ron Jeremy signed his number there Oh, cool, does it still work?
Maybe we should call him You guys want to call Ron Jeremy?
No, don't do that Let me see, remember this Hold on one second I have to do this I'm going to call Ron Jeremy If you'd like to call Ron Jeremy, call 818-939-562 Give me that number No, no, no, don't call him up She wants to see the picture in the booth Flash the picture to us Yeah, it's a picture of you and Ron Jeremy We won't call him Picture me and Sky Saxon There's a film footage of me with Sky Saxon walking the Santa Monica Pier We're both on Acid He got off on it more than I did We're just about to go to the end of the pier We're going to make you think We're going to jump off the pier because we're so stoned and we're both so psychedelic Like Acid, LSD, the real stuff, man But it didn't really affect me It's not like Acid like it was so many years ago But Sky Saxon turns around and he says He asks everybody the question in this film Are you free?
Are you free?
Do you really think you're free?
And then he made this comment he should not have which was unprofessional He said, we'll try to get to Hawaii And so I don't want to have that in there But then we play the Santa Monica Pier Hey, what was the question?
Question about what, man?
No, exactly Maybe people should call up with questions, man Yeah, can they call up on questions?
Yeah Call up 1-800-893-9562 I didn't mean to do real I just, I'm sorry I just forgot the question entirely And I had trouble following you, you know And I'm trying to get you on into a Mexican Jesus television show Do you believe in love?
Are you a Jesus?
Right Dude, I've been working on this for about a month Which one is the real Jesus?
Is it the white one, the black one, the Mexican one?
Is there a Chinese Jesus?
Probably Is there an Asian Jesus?
Does anybody really know what type it is?
I don't know But Jesus is in jail because that's where everybody finds him Yeah, that's true So we'll figure that out That's where we'll start looking And can we also meet Nancy?
Hey, what's going on, Nancy?
Hey, guys Karen is going to interview you right now Okay I am All right, so where are you from?
Chicago Oh, beautiful Yeah, I dated somebody She went to NYU We're going to, hopefully we get some callers There's somebody on the air She was an artist in Soho Oh, great, man What do you do, Nancy?
She's a teacher Oh, great Great, what grade?
Middle school Oh, great How are those kids?
Great I can imagine, yeah, you know Just get ready to hang out It's like they're growing up And they're trying to discover their egos And so on, you know How long have you known Arla?
A couple weeks No, years It looks like years, man It feels like it Oh, totally, totally Yeah Yeah, you make a great couple I had to tell you that Have either one of you ever been to a By the way, is your hair color real, Nancy?
None of them is Oh, it isn't?
What's your real hair color?
None of those It's beautiful Thank you I have to tell you So, Karen, you also have Arla from Mr. Teaseball here So, I mean, have you ever asked Have you ever wanted to Ask Arlo something on a radio show, an interview?
She's asked me all the time I've asked him all the time You know, let's party Let's, um Can I ask Arlo You know, like one time Arlo felt sorry for me When I showed up at Mr. Teaseball And this horrible guy Horrible That Al Guerrero Who's very misogynist He hates women Why?
What is it?
Why?
Because there's no goddamn good That's why I want a story I mean, psycho cats Misogynist means it's Latin I don't even need proof Just give me the story Al Guerrero did Al Guerrero did a porno Psycho cats, Al He's such a good We did a porno night at Tease He did a porno Porn-a-thon Porn-a-thon Cacophony society Oh, okay Oh, that's Reverend Al He did a No, no, we're talking about Al Guerrero And he did a cacophony porn night at Tease We had, like, Ron Jeremy and Kitten Ron Jeremy didn't show up Oh, okay I feel good for him You can't see the look over the airwaves And it was fun I haven't shot a look over it, Karen It was just really fun We just narrate what's going on But I didn't like the way Al Guerrero treated me Kitten Natividad left He treated her bad because Radio theater You know, his mom raised him like a woman hater Kitten Natividad was in that movie Trash No, she wasn't She wasn't?
Kitten Natividad's in the Russ Meyer movie Russ Meyer Was it the South African guy?
What was the name of that?
Street Trash Was it Street Trash or something like that?
Did you know Kitten?
Yeah, I've known her years Yeah, she's still around?
That's the last time I saw her Probably Do you got her phone number?
Let's call her right now Oh, I can't I don't have it Do you have any numbers in that book that you have?
You have a very, like, old school filing system Oh, yeah, I do Because it's blessed You know, I got it from You just got, like, books of paper And, like, stacks of paper and pictures and stuff You don't want a cell phone, right?
You know what?
I lose them And so on Let me see if I got some Didn't you have a producer that ran over your cell phone?
They make them that look like paper He did I'll produce a rant over my phone You can probably hold on to that If it looked like paper, right?
Oh, right, right So, yeah Sorry, these jokes aren't all gold I want you to be I want you to be in, like, a They're at least bronze Dad, I want you to be I'm just glad to meddle, you know Radio bronze I want you to be in a In a Jesus Self-opera A Mexican television Channel 22 Your height You're what?
5'8"?
5'7"?
Karen, is there any number I like to go metric Because it makes me sound bigger Just tell me how tall But, yeah, I'm like 5'7 So you're not quite a beater Yeah Right I think Jesus was taller You're about as tall as my dick is Older than half Hey, Tony Bolas They say how long it is, you know But I say how tall Because you can't measure that You have to stand it up Because it doesn't, you know Never mind Anyway, Karen, get us a number We want to call somebody classy That you have That would be cool With talking on the radio So is there anything In that book that you have?
All right, let's try Tex Mosley Okay He did one of my shows Tex Mosley?
You want to write down the number?
That way we don't give it over the air?
Want to call Malcolmus?
Yeah, you got his number?
You got Stephen Malcolmus' number?
Yeah, but I can't call him Arlo doesn't Arlo doesn't Enjoy milk Milk?
He's got a new band called Stephen Malcolmus and the Dicks Or something I like the name I think it's the Dicks Then it should just be called the Dicks The Dicks and the Dicks Well, hey, you know what?
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everybody you know you do what you can you do what you can I can except for sometimes people are not gonna like you I get along with everybody except Malcolmus I like Arlo I like Karen Centerfold I like Dan I like Red I like Jeremy I like Sonia I like Cindy I like Nancy how do you like what about Rick Collins Rick Collins I don't like that guy because see that sorry Rickles I mean but do you believe the stories though that with that about Rick Collins by all means totally right oh yeah I don't know people like that like even like if they never did anything to me like it kind of like makes me still hate him you know so I just kind of like avoid him or something and be like I wanna hate him too that's the thing that's the guy that ripped off somebody's amp the guy like went on tour and he ripped off when they were they were playing with like another band and he ripped off an amp and he got busted for it and like this whole fucking thing so played it off just because like people are in cool bands doesn't mean that they're like great people you know but we try to maintain a good relationship with people but as soon as they're like dicks they're just like you know what most people named Collins are kind of shitty yeah like I was thinking like Tom Collins it's not a good drink it's not a good drink how about Phil Collins I don't like tonic Phil Collins not good music how about John Collins Rick Collins kind of a shady character you hate Phil Collins I like Phil Collins you know he never did anything bad to me he was really good he did a really good song in the Tarzan movie you're right right and he's a pretty decent drummer I guess right yes I don't know he's a concert skin flutist too exactly sorry Rick I don't like you anymore they talked me out of it exactly awesome yeah so Karen so don't come to tease anymore god damn it tell us about the last time that you were talking about you had sex with this what was it Armenian Romanian yeah he photographed me you know and he was he a vampire did he show up no no no give us a scenario well you know I mean he saw me at an agent's office where I make like an adult modeling agency money I want to suck you can't a couple of small room babies and he had sort of an accent like Dan is doing right now Dan is so hot and so he said okay look I want I want to photograph you and then I want to do it privately and then I made it with him in the bathroom in a bathroom yeah in a clean you know bathroom you know so from the time meeting him to you being penetrated by him wait a minute I got I got photographed like five minutes ten minutes I got photographed in ten minutes and had sex with him in three minutes he got off in three minutes oh so he's just he can't really last he's a marathoner it's probably because you're so hot it was fun you know and is Romanian just a fancy word for Armenian yeah it is it is I guess so I guess so the countries are kind of close so Karen I think we're going to try to call somebody okay you know we had poor man on the line the last time and we did an interview with him we talked to him he seemed like a pretty cool dude and he was doing like a radio show in New York he's in New York right now so we're just going to try to call him do we got that lined up are we going to call him right now Jerry Sonia you know we tried calling him and we kept getting voicemails so we can try one more time but I don't know if it's something we should tell him what time is it in New York right now it's probably like almost three in the morning it's still early it's 221 in the morning it's time for Bikini Beach it's time for the market to open he needs to get up what do you think you think he's preparing for the market you think he's preparing for his next show Jeremy or what are you kidding you got to call poop bed do you think he's preparing for his next show or something I heard there is no next show is what I heard oh man we got to talk to him let's try calling him I'll let's call him and we'll leave him a message all right that sounds good let's call him and tell him he's fired he just got fired again from the more music radio pod Dan where are those drumsticks I don't know I guess they're right here I don't know all right all right those are not actually those aren't actual those aren't actual drumsticks or dial tones introduce me they're just two chicken legs say we got your old flame here Karen centerfold okay we're calling him right now Karen we're going to try to talk to poor man he's famous for being phone sex calls you the creator of love lying so let's see if he answers the phone wait who's this chick walking into the studio oh how sexy what a sexy leather coat boom boom boom boom boom oh leatherette so we're calling poor man right now we're going to see if he picks up though okay Karen hold on I got to hear the dial tones a mailbox belonging to nine four okay okay okay okay cut it we don't want the we don't want the number getting out over the air okay we don't want to get sued by the authorities or somebody fucking saying poor man's going to be like hey man you gave my phone number over the air his number's five five five hey but you know what I mean I mean I mean don't trust those don't trust those he didn't rock up a car I know we didn't get a hold of him but he is a introverted dysfunctional fat nerd and he's just got a lot of problems he really got down on me what do you mean I just he would seem like a cool dude he's not I don't know that's another one of those things some of those things if I tell you something like that if I tell you something like that it is right on what time at 8 o'clock he let me go in front of a Arlo I'm sorry but I am very critical I am a producer I am a producer yeah that's true that's true I did the dirtiest show I did the dirtiest show that poor man ever did on the air okay and it was adult it was controversial and he hated me later okay and so the next week or whenever that would just happen though oh no it was a mess and the that that guy that looks like the elephant man who's so ugly he scares women from a mile away Rodney Binghamheimer hated it you're not you're not I've seen him at Denny's I know isn't it sad like no girl will sit with him does he look like a zombie or what an ugly gargoyle an ugly he takes it out on beautiful people he seems like a cool dude everybody likes him he's not if I tell you he's prejudiced you better believe me what kind of people doesn't he like he doesn't like any people that like personify sex like I do because he wants to keep the wholesome image for the for young people does he like Mexicans let's get that out of the way uh no he's probably prejudiced against him okay then fuck him he is he's prejudiced against blacks and I approve of that he turns down he turns down black people he turns down black people's um music even the good ones yeah he hates everybody who fails the paper bag test but don't waste your time you know he looks like the elephant man and he takes it out on everybody um like I had the opportunity to do K-Rock one time and it just didn't work out what happened um the owner said I was cool but Rodney talked him out of it and uh because he hates my guts why doesn't he like you uh I personify sex the way I do I'm nasty at times honest so does Rodney but it's blood sex oh no he's not he's not he's not gay no no no he's not why does he look gay oh he's not he's not gay how do you know cause I know man I know he's not gay his boyfriend is I know some girls that have been with him really yeah I know is he good oh I don't know do they and you know I know girls talk about the size of the cock so does he have a big cock or what I don't know man I don't know is he holding or what oh I don't know okay but he's not he's not getting the girls that's for sure if he was would it change your your idea about him like wow no I mean actually you're pretty cool people that are unattracted like that turn me off people that are unattracted like that turn me off just like John Merrick would turn me off the elephant man you know oh I thought you said John Mayer cause he turned me off too John John Merrick the elephant man oh okay it would turn me off like if I had a school teacher that looked like that I am not an animal I know I know I'd rather make it with the elephant man than Rodney Bama I am a man so Rodney probably has a lot of good records anyway Vince like you want to I want to get you a gig at a new place called the Cat Nap on North Spring Street sounds good sounds bumping you can play the song Daruba there I did a thing with 300 people there and Axl runs it so it's a good thing Axl Rose?
yep he does?
yeah did he get plastic surgery?
I don't know that sounds great you gotta ask him you can go to his show which is Guns N' Roses is a thing again Slash had plastic surgery I did it on his face one night really?
yeah at the Ivor Theater I thought Revolver Velvet Revolver was terrible you sat on his face?
what?
no I did plastic surgery on his face you did?
I threw something I threw something at Flash how does that you did plastic surgery you're a surgeon?
slap some plastic sacks across his face oh you hit him in the face yeah I threw something at him from the audience you gave him ghetto plastic surgery yeah I mean I went all the way down to the Ivor Theater I used to be I used to be just kind of adjust the nose a little bit right I used to be a naked dancer at the Ivor Theater a long time ago they turned it into a rock and roll theater stuff like that and he did Velvet Revolver there I thought it was I didn't like that you know I like Guns N' Roses better you like that better yeah what's your favorite Guns N' Roses or GNR song?
Guns N' Roses what is that song where he talks about hiding in her hair what is that song that he sings I don't know no no no did you think about that song when they threw gum in your hair?
no I didn't I didn't but I'm trying to remember that Guns N' Roses song her hair reminds me of a hello cool place no no no listen her hair reminds me of a cool warm place where I could go and hide that one we can play name that tune 800-893-9562 1-800-893-9562 to Skid Row Radio to talk to Karen Centerfold right on Skid Row Radio Skid Row Radio yeah there's still that phone sex offer no one's called up for that phone sex maybe they'll ask for it what about you want to try to call Tex yeah let's try Tex will he have phone sex with you?
no let's try Amy and Chiva hey I'll have phone sex let's try Amy and Chiva right now before it gets late I don't think we have that number yet I don't know if somebody could hold this up yeah could you hold that up to um to um Sonia yeah we're gonna try to call people right now Sonia's so cute sorry something almost even though you insulted her because she had tattoos I think tattoos on a good looking girl are tacky you know it's just how I see it so you don't have any kids Karen?
Netsy doesn't have any tattoos either no but have you ever been pregnant?
yeah I have really how many times?
just once it died did it die on itself or did you kill it?
I killed it so what else would you consider tacky on a woman?
alright um piercings so you're pro you're pro abortion choice yeah I am um earrings tacky too many earrings I have three sons and none of them wear earrings mmhmm I should turn all three of them out alright I think we're trying to call somebody right now okay are we gonna call Tex?
I think we're calling Tex or who are we calling?
whatever we are attempting to call Amy we're attempting to call Amy and Chivo and Chavo Chavito Bandido hey Vince you know when a guy has a big dick they say he's hung what do they call it when a chick has a big pussy?
um deep it means a deep pussy negative on the Amy okay there's no Amy alright try Chivo try Chivo Amy will not be answering that question for you Chavo yeah bring the number hello this is Amy okay hold on we're gonna bring the number did you did he write it down?
he did we're trying to call people you know this is really cool because we're at the new studio we're actually in a talk room and then there's a control room and um it actually it kind of reminds me of like like a zoo or something like you go and you look at the animals and um it reminds me of interrogation and I'm I'm assuming that at the police station it's like that for them over here they're kind of looking at us like you know but they can't see us I want to throw my see that's a one way mirror let's all throw our shit at them there's like a police station they can't see us over there that's a one way glass they don't know we're here exactly yeah man so yeah what were we talking about Karen?
we were talking about your sexual um fantasy your sexual fantasy so what is your what is your hottest sexual fantasy?
what do you want me to imagine the one with me?
I made it I made it with a surfer in a cave in the morning and he which cave?
Fremont Beach Fremont Beach, Malibu uh huh and um I filmed him surfing and we have a caller on the line say hello hey what's going on you are on the air with Karen Centerfold how are you doing?
welcome to Karen Centerfold please record your message oh shit giant I guess that was just a uh whatever they must have hung up they answered for a second oh they did?
or was that one of those like weird uh when they say hello?
hello and they go oh hey I'm not here right now leave a message that's a good one I don't know um they said hello hello and then all of a sudden that was actually a good one in 1986 like I would use that when I got a you know I was already old in 1986 does anybody have an answering machine anymore?
the answering machine people are going out of business answering droid I think it's gonna be hard to get people to answer the phone because they're seeing a call from a 1-800 number so oh!
yeah kinda looks like uh try your path you wanna call for my number?
is there any way to like spoof the number?
like spoof the caller ID?
not easily but uh something you can work that out yeah I'll figure it out you can you can use my number everybody takes my calls okay I wonder if you can get your like caller ID to just read huge tits exactly like who's calling huge tits alright let me pick that up well cool you know what let's take another break and play a couple more songs and uh we are gonna be back on the more music radio pod with Karen Centerfold on the Adam O Show alright yeah yeah you are listening to the more music radio pod thank you Thank you.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Welcome back to The More Music Radio Pod.
We have Karen Centerfold in studio.
We're wrapping up the show now.
We're at the end.
Oh!
Someone else brought their harmonica.
We're going to have a dueling harmonicas right now.
We got Arlo on harmonica with Karen Centerfold.
Yeah, keep going, man.
Why are you putting that thing away?
Hey, who's that beautiful girl that's over there in the producer's booth?
That's Jeremy, and that's Joel, and that's Sonia.
That's a beautiful-looking production crew you have here.
We have the sexiest production crew.
We try very hard.
No, and Sonia looks okay, too.
That's what I'm saying, right?
Because, you know, we got...
I mean, really, you got to think about it.
I mean, there's like two studs in there that are actually running the joint.
And I think it all has to do with, you know, like your security.
Success has to go with your look, you know?
And we got Jeremy and we got Joel.
Two handsome, handsome dudes.
Jeremy's sporting that beard.
It's like a really thick lumberjack beard.
He's dressed so formally.
How long did it take to grow that, man?
Jeremy's going to come into the talk room.
It would take me like two days.
Skid Row Studios has a talk room.
It's fucking awesome over here, man.
Oh, right, we get to meet the producer.
So, yesterday, we had our little...
We had a little accident here at the new studio.
Yeah, man, tell us about that.
We had a leak, right?
Browled water.
There was a leak in the ceiling and some brown goo was coming.
It was probably piss or shit.
Piss or shit and or both.
You never lived in an apartment in Highland Park, did you?
Probably some cum, too.
People were probably cumming in the...
And on their breaks, they go and masturbate.
Well, they got to fix that.
And they'll cum in the toilet.
They got to fix that and they will.
Yeah, and they're doing a good job.
They're cleaning it up.
Not that I do that.
I don't, you know, have breaks, go and masturbate.
When Joel were over here last night, like, what the fuck's going on?
If you're going to talk about masturbation, beat it.
And there was this next-door neighbor that we have over here.
And he came over to tell us what to do.
And he looks at me and he's like, you're a real bear.
He said that?
Yeah, and I'm like, what the fuck?
It is a dress.
I'm just looking at Joel and I'm like, I don't know, man.
I don't feel too good right now.
This...
You should have said, excuse me, this is my boyfriend right here.
But then later, when he was leaving, he shook my hand and he did the little...
Are you serious?
Little scratchy, you know, in the palm of the hand.
Wait a minute.
And I'm just like, what the fuck?
If you're fucking with me like you usually fuck with me, I'm going to come over this table right now.
No.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
So the guy was saying, hey, you're cute pretty much, right?
He called you a bear.
I think we're...
What he was saying is that he wanted to lick my paint.
People who don't know about homosexuality, what is a bear?
That means like a...
So I only know this because I used to live in San Francisco.
Because we're bears.
Right.
You and I are bears.
A bear is a guy that's got hair all over his body.
Right.
And is kind of like...
Kind of big and...
Shubby.
Portly.
It's all right.
You know, scruffy.
No problem.
My girlfriend loves me, man.
All right?
Even with the hairy back and ass.
Yeah.
You know?
That guy wanted me.
We're bears.
Pretty bad.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So...
Did you get his number?
Yeah.
He's a physical therapist.
He's two doors down.
I bet he is.
That's perfect, man.
I bet you could get a couple free rub downs from him or something.
Yeah.
Get a full release.
A little rub.
He told me in July, he's like, hey, you guys can come over here anytime.
And, you know, I got some water and some...
Really?
We checked out his office and it looks like he's actually living in that room.
He's in that office.
So he's there right now.
Let's call him.
Let's call him.
Probably, actually.
Yeah.
Knock on the door.
Is there any way that you could knock on the door and be on the phone and interview him and just so we can meet our neighbors?
Be on the phone?
Well, you call up Skid Row Studios at 1-800-893-9562.
You know the number.
And you be on the phone and you go and you knock on the door and say, hey, man, we're doing a radio show.
We just want to get to know you.
Or do you think that'll just invite him in to sexually harass you some more?
You know, I got to be honest in this case.
Like, I...
I don't want to encourage this guy anymore.
But, dude, come on, man.
Aren't you with it, man?
Come on, dude.
It's a new era, man.
There's some people that are just going to be way too down with, you know.
Occupy.
Hey, man, try it.
What do you think, Karen?
Do you think you should just try it?
Try what?
The homosexuality encounter.
Who?
With a neighbor.
One of the neighbors that are here.
Oh, I don't know.
Do you want to?
Have you ever had a homosexual experience with a woman?
Oh, yeah.
Or a man.
Occasionally, I do.
I'll take a girl in a porn.
And it doesn't take long, you know.
I mean, I'm good at getting girls off, too.
What's the technique?
What do you use?
It's pretty much if she's bisexual and she finds me attractive, you know.
Where are you going, man?
I would go down on her.
You know, I'm good at that.
I always like it when Jeremy's here and talking.
Right.
Maybe you can dance it on your lap.
And we have a collar.
Collar.
We have a collar.
Okay, we got a collar.
We have a collar.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm scared.
Hello.
You, caller, you're on the air with the More Music Radio Pod with Karen Centerfold.
Hi.
Hi, this is Jeremy's neighbor.
Hey, what's going on, sir?
How you doing?
I didn't mean nothing bad by what I did, but.
But you're into him, though, right?
He's cute, right?
He's cute, but it's okay.
I can see people are cute, you know.
I used to think people are cute all the time.
I just liked him.
I didn't mean nothing bad by it.
Oh, you sound offended.
Jeremy, you offended the guy, man.
He's listening to the radio.
I was actually quite flattered, you know.
I just didn't know how to take it, you know.
You gave me that look.
You had that look in your eye, you know.
But I didn't mean to offend you, you know.
You got to be sensitive to this guy, Jeremy.
I mean, think about when you're in a bar, you know.
You're like.
You're not like sexually attractive.
That girl's hot.
I want to go talk to her.
And then she shoots you down and you're like all hurt.
Maybe he misread you.
Are you actually sexually attracted?
Hey, guys, I got you.
I got you.
It's me, Patrick.
Oh, man.
No, I didn't.
It was going good.
It was something.
You should have kept going, man.
I was going to get into some stuff.
Are you sure this ain't Mel Blank, man?
You blew it.
Because you like trash.
The elevator doesn't work.
Oh, you're down at the elevator.
Patrick, I'll let you in, man.
Those stairs.
Jeremy's going to let you in right now.
If you put one foot over the other, you can get right up there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I gave up.
I'm not home already.
But it doesn't go up.
You went.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
He went home.
The stairs don't go up?
Are you seriously at home right now, Patrick?
Yeah, I tried.
But I was like.
I felt very discombobulated.
And it's all black and glass in there.
Yeah, I know.
You should have came out.
But well.
Is there anything.
Well, since you're on the phone, I mean, you want to kind of hang out on the phone or what?
Okay.
What's new, Patrick?
I can relate with that.
How are you, Karen?
So-so.
So-so.
I'm ending the year, you know.
Yeah.
Trying to get it.
Trying to get it ended good, you know.
So when's your next show?
When is our next show?
I think you guys are playing at the Redwood coming up.
Aren't you playing with Pussycow at the Redwood coming up soon?
Yes, I believe so.
The Mormons are playing at the Pussycow residency.
The final night on November 29th.
Oh, that should be a great show.
Yeah.
We're actually going to go and check it out on the 22nd, which is next Tuesday.
I'll be there, too.
I'll be there, too.
Yeah, we like to scope out venues before we play.
You know, it's just a professional thing.
It's not like we're kind of supporting.
Yeah.
They actually did their first and their second show of their residency at the Redwood Bar every Tuesday night, Pussycow.
And we're going to be playing the last one.
Do you guys know?
Who's playing the next one?
As a matter of fact, I have my girl looking it up as we speak.
Okay, cool, man.
Yeah, we got our research staff.
Nancy's part of our research staff.
Man, we got a great looking research staff here.
Yeah, yeah.
It's really kind of hard to concentrate, honestly.
Tell me.
Yeah, if you want to decide whether Pussycow's actually funnier people or better musicians, you can figure that out.
You can listen to the More Music, Radio Pod podcast.
They're pretty cute.
Yeah.
The last episode, episode 25.
They never disappoint.
Pussycow never disappoints.
You're going to have a fun time at a fun show.
That reminds me.
This is actually season two, the first episode of season two.
Wow.
So now it is the MMRP S2E1, if you guys are paying attention.
Yes.
Or if you just want to go consecutive, it's episode 26.
You know what that means, people?
Karen Centerfold actually kicked off.
Someone didn't get fired.
That's true.
Oh, and what?
We're still here, foo.
Keeping your job is the new promotion, bitch.
Karen kicked off both seasons.
Karen kicked off season one and season two.
Is that correct?
Yeah, exactly.
Karen Centerfold was on our first episode.
She kicked off season one.
Thank you very much, Karen, for coming back.
You know what that means.
It's all up from here.
That's right.
I also did the song Smokey Mountain with Matt Teardrop.
That's right.
Yeah, you know, that reminds me.
We're going to be playing with Manhattan Murder Mystery on December 12th.
Yeah, we know those guys.
So we're at it.
At the satellite.
It used to be Spaceland.
Oh, I hate that place.
I hate it.
Oh, man.
Karen, you hate everything and everybody.
No, I'm not.
I'm just critical.
Why do you be hating everybody and everything?
Even if it was Spaceland, we didn't like it.
The lady there is a bitch towards me.
The redhead with the glasses.
Man, I miss Lenny Spaceland.
Everything we like, you hate.
The places that we like and hate.
No, I do.
The people that we like and hate.
I like Lenny Spaceland better.
I like Lenny Spaceland better.
The place to go.
The Spaceland.
Yeah, the Spaceland family.
I like the echo.
The Spaceland.
I like the echo.
I like the echo.
I like the echo place.
What about Pairspace?
Monday night, yeah.
Pairspace with Sean Carnage on Monday nights are great.
Yeah, Monday night and the Little Joy where I put on rock shows.
Cool.
You guys hear what's going on with the echo?
What?
They're going to get new owners.
I think the new name is going to be called the Yodel.
That's what I feel.
You hear about that?
And what are you going to do?
Are you going to get on stage?
Patrick.
Patrick.
Are you going to get on stage?
It's going to be extra cool now.
Are you going to get on stage and do your act?
And play with your Yodel?
Well, we'll see.
You're kilting me.
Oh.
Yeah, that's what.
Thank goodness.
Hey, so Patrick, is there anything that you want to ask Karen Centerfold while she's here?
I don't know.
I just, I just, I empathize with her with the gum incident.
That happened to me once and I was like, well, a couple of times, but last time I was like in seventh grade and I just.
People used to fuck with you.
But you didn't have hair like her.
No, I just ripped my hair out with the gum in it and started crying and I don't know.
It was fun.
It sucks to get gum thrown in your hair.
It's a big, it's a big mess.
I know.
You don't cry.
There's a peanut butter in it.
You don't cry over spelt milk.
Wait till it happens to your mustache and beard.
That's, that's where, well, that could be your own fault though.
You're blowing a bubble.
And it pops and it gets.
So what?
It still sucks.
Occupational hazard.
It was my fault, but it still sucked.
Yeah, I got to take you to my church, Patrick.
It's called St. James on Wilshire near, near Manhattan Place.
That's really good.
That sounds good.
I kind of want, I've been thinking about getting a religion.
I really seriously have.
If it's a good church, I'll check it out.
Right.
It is.
Totally.
The choir.
You should go to prison.
That's where Jesus is.
I know.
I know.
Arlo's right.
Arlo's right.
I just want to put out a quick shout out to Mad Time Radio.
Oh yeah.
Shout out to Mad Time Radio.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Cool.
Hey, Arlo, what does that mean, man?
What's that song?
That's the world famous Max Roach on drums.
Right.
This could be the great Sonny Rollins with.
Right.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Listen.
Mm-hmm.
But what does this song mean?
I've heard this song before many, many times.
What does it mean?
This actually means it's closing time.
This is the theme of, you know, Teardown.
This is Teardown music.
Right.
Max Roach on drums, Sonny Rollins on tenor sax.
So Teardown music over at Mr. Mr. Doug Watkins on bass and Tommy Flanagan on piano.
This is the song that you play at the end of every night at Mr. T's Bowl, right?
I did.
I did.
I did.
Back in.
When Mr. T was alive, I did play this every night.
Oh, really?
After he died?
I rarely play this now.
Really?
Yeah.
I was going to tell people to go see you tomorrow night and listen to this.
The people, they don't deserve it yet.
Oh.
You hear that kids try harder.
I love you kids and dads, but look.
Well, hey, man.
This is a very special song in my life.
This is a very special song in my life, too, for the same reasons.
Because all the shows that we played at Mr. T's and all the good times and all the good memories, meeting all the good people at Mr. T's Bowl.
This song reminds me of Mr. T's because at the end of every night, whenever you heard this song, that means it's time to go out and buy some more beer, figure out whose house we're going to go to.
Someone's going to get pregnant.
And see if you can hold up a liquor store.
Right.
And then figure out what you're going to do tomorrow.
It means it's time to go hold up a liquor store and get some beer and money and go party.
Continue to party.
Can I get a check in the box?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
This is why we use this song at the end of every More Music Radio pod.
It's like an homage to Mr. T's Bowl and Arlo.
Okay.
But the one thing you never did was you never ever spoke during Backstroke's drum solo.
Oh, I did a lot of times.
And I got scolded for it, too.
You scolded me for the last time you were on here.
I hate to get violent.
You whore!
I hate to get violent.
Right.
We're back.
We're back again.
Well, you know what?
This is a time where Dan's going to read off a couple of things that are going on.
We have another caller.
You know what?
Hold on one second.
We got another caller.
We're going to have to stop the music.
Caller, speak.
Yeah.
Hello, caller.
Hello?
You got a couple seconds on the More Music Radio pod.
This is Rad.
I wonder if I could have phone sex with Karen.
Okay.
Hold on.
Pause that music.
Is there any way we could replay that music?
Oh, no.
Because we're going to have phone sex right now.
Oh, just turn that off.
I won't be able to get him off.
Turn that off.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Now, caller, you're in luck because Karen's in full disarray.
Can we have a three-way?
No, no, no, no, no.
Nancy is cool.
It sounds like there's two people.
Are you down to have a three-way with two men phone sex?
Just me.
No, you and two men.
No.
Are you ready?
Oh, is that what you want?
That's what they want.
Okay.
What's your names?
Well, I'm Patrick.
Who's the other guy?
Okay.
Patrick.
Who's the other guy?
Okay.
Patrick.
Brad.
Can we do the lights?
Patrick and Brad.
Okay.
Okay.
Go ahead, Brad.
Okay.
Brad, are you ready?
I'm wearing Karen.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'm wearing, like, a tight Freddick's Hall.
I'm wearing a Hollywood bra in a purple color, and I'm wearing black panties with black pantyhose, black motorcycle boots, and a green...
I'm going to floss my teeth with your panties.
All righty.
Okay.
Hey, Brad.
How's...
Patrick, take that smelly underwear of yours off.
Pat's hands feel on your balls right there.
You like that?
What?
I'm sorry.
I got distracted.
Are you guys touching each other over there on the other end?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, Pat.
Now, cup his balls.
I'm getting there.
You know what?
We're interrupting the phone sex.
Let us just back out.
Karen Centerfold live, having phone sex with two men.
Okay.
Karen, do you like big dick?
I do, but you just got to do it slow.
Okay.
So, one of you wants to do it in my pussy, and the other one wants to do it in my ass.
Are you ready?
Uh...
Take your smelly underwear off, both of you, first of all.
How do you know?
Because I can tell.
I know you.
Dude, that's going to be a weird...
All right.
Did you pull a stretch?
All right.
Let me get the rubber.
Somebody's going to pull some shit, and it's going to be fucked up.
Matt?
Are you there?
Hello?
I'm here.
All right.
Matt, let me put a rubber on you.
You start in my ass.
Okay.
Very slowly.
Always with the rubber, right, Karen?
I'm getting confused.
All right.
Let me put...
Shut up and let me put the rubber on you, okay?
There.
Okay.
You've got the rubber on you.
Okay.
We've got the rim down.
Okay.
Now, let me put some lube on you.
Okay.
That's good.
That's good.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I need lube for it.
Yeah.
It's going up my ass.
Use your woman lube.
No, no, no.
Use your woman butt lube.
It's going in my ass.
Isn't there, like, ass juice?
Yeah.
There's butt lube.
Oh, come on.
Quit it.
All right.
Okay.
Let's back out.
We're having phone sex.
Now.
We're having juice.
Now.
Now.
Okay.
Patrick, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay.
All right.
Let me put the rubber on you.
Okay.
Now, shove it in.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That's it.
Oh.
Oh.
Not so fast.
Oh, no.
Not so fast.
Oh, my.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh, that's not fast.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to come.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Done already.
Oh, man.
You're fast.
You're quite the woman.
God.
Oh.
You are fast, man.
What about the other guys?
All right, Brad.
Now, wipe that shit up and get the fuck out.
I know.
My panties are fucking dripping.
Totally.
God, I'm sorry I'm so tired.
Wait a minute.
Turn the lights back on.
Did both of you guys come already, or would the other guy come?
Well, I did, for sure.
I'm done already.
Okay.
Okay.
There's one more guy.
Don't be so selfish, Patrick.
Let this other guy come.
Okay.
Are you guys talking?
Oh, listen.
Listen.
He's coming.
All right.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Shazam!
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
There you go.
Hey, how you feel there, buddy?
You feel better now?
I just needed that.
All right.
All right.
Cool.
All right.
Oh, remorse.
We always aim to please here on the More Music Radio Pod.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Woo!
All right.
Now I can go to bed peacefully, and I'm going to feel great tomorrow morning.
You're going to have a great sleep, man.
It's going to feel good.
I know.
I know.
Cool.
Thank you, Karen.
I appreciate it.
You're the guy still there?
You still there, guys?
Yeah, you're welcome.
What about the other guy?
Did he hang up already?
Yeah, he did.
Isn't that just like a man?
He just comes, and then he fucking splits, right?
Right, Karen?
Hey, it is an office building.
Strictly business.
Strictly business.
Right.
All right.
We have to take him out next time.
Patrick's still here because he has class.
Yeah, what class can you do?
He likes to hang out and cuddle.
He's got his pinky out on that phone.
Good job, everybody.
All right.
Well, cool, man.
Well, this is the time of the show when Dan reads off what's going on in L.A.
We already had the phone sex.
That was great.
I'm glad that we got it at the end of the show.
I know.
And Vince, make sure you put me on the guest list at the satellite.
Okay, I will.
For sure.
Do you want to announce us?
Yes.
Okay.
We're going to have you.
We're going to have you announce us.
Karen Centerfold, for those of you that know, on December 12th, she's going to announce us.
At the MC.
At the satellite.
She's going to be the MC, and it's going to be a fun show.
It's actually Mr. Tease Night.
Arlo, did you know that?
It's going to be us and the Monolators and Manhattan Murder Mystery and I think another Mr. Tease Bowl band.
Meaning bands that we know that used to play at Mr. Tease Bowl.
When's that?
December 12th?
All you kids that I discovered that they're famous.
Right.
Exactly.
That's December 12th, you said?
That's December 12th.
That's a Monday.
At the satellite.
I'm thinking most people probably can't wait that long.
Tell them about the 29th.
They'll probably want to go the 29th to the Redwood.
That's a Tuesday.
The Redwood's such a nicer place.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
It's very intimate.
You can really smell our special produce.
Speaking of the 29th, don't forget to be at the Cat Nap on January 29th.
No.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
January 29th.
The 29th.
Go nowhere near there.
Go to the Redwood.
Go to the Redwood.
I'm presenting Haunted Tiger.
Go to the Redwood.
Haunted Tiger.
Okay.
You're lucky the show's over because we're about to kick you the hell out of here.
Because you're going to be going to our show.
We love you, Karen.
We need Karen at our show.
This is January 29th.
Oh.
Oh, wait a second.
We're talking about November 29th.
This is my 20th anniversary episode.
It's a giant misunderstanding.
January 29th is fine, Karen.
Everything's fine.
Tell everybody where to go January 29th, Karen.
I know.
Hey, Dan, would you like to...
I'm going to get a guy to rent a two-story house in a good area.
And it's going to be zoned for...
Crucifixion?
No, for rock and roll, for music shows.
Clown rape.
It'll be zoned for music shows.
You know, if you want to do one there.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
It's a back row.
It's a back row.
Have you been to the woman's house on Prince Hall?
Yes, we did do...
I'm going to do something like that.
We played at the woman's house.
Yeah, they were very interesting, nice.
I know.
They're friends of mine.
Uh-oh.
Hold on a second.
I hate to...
Dan, be careful because if you talk right now, Arlo is going to slap you.
Oh, sure.
Because this is the solo.
I'm nothing like this back row singer.
He's got his drumsticks out.
He's doing all these roles with one hand, you know.
I could do that.
Beating off with the other.
Can you do that, Arlo?
Yeah, I wouldn't even have to put my drink down.
But anyway, this day is about to end, so you got your whole week to plan.
The older I get, the faster I was.
But on this Friday, which will be the 18th, you can go check out Future Islands and Batwings, Catwings, Alex's Bar in Long Beach.
We played there a couple weeks ago.
Right.
With Voodoo.
With Voodoo.
It was a great time.
Good time was had by all.
Crazy kids.
And the next day, on the 19th, you can check out my friends and the evil twins at...
What's that?
Tay?
Is that the name of it?
Some gay-ass French place.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah.
It's on Sunset 1911 with Sunset.
And then Sunday, who cares about that?
But anyway, something even better is happening Monday.
You can go check out Sketch Monster and Bastidas at Club Los Globos, which I think is like a salsa club normally.
Yeah.
There's usually like a crazy long line when it's like salsa night.
Right.
And they're like hot chicks.
I mean, Sonya's going to be there.
So it's going to be like hot chicks.
It's like a supper night.
Like definitely when they're there.
But I'm just saying like, it's like a crazy long line.
If you guys can pull a line like that, I'll be impressed because that shit is...
Yeah.
So play some salsa songs.
You'll probably pull some like...
That's the Trenny line.
People waiting for Trenny's.
Hey.
Bring out the secret salsa song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bastidas is getting back together for that.
Well, I think this is going to be the last Bastidas show, right?
Is that what's going on?
Uh-oh.
We're dragging you into this, Sonya.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We're going together to do a show.
Just call it like your Ramones, like going away for like 30 years.
We don't really know what's going to happen.
I'm busy with my own thing.
We all got our own things going on.
Sketch Monster.
So it should be...
See, that's how pretty girls are.
They're all noncommittal.
And yeah, Sonya has a good figure.
Sonya, you got...
But she can get away with it.
But ugly tattoo.
Yeah.
Well, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Karen, who would you have a three-way with Sonya with?
Who would you choose?
I don't know.
Probably Ron Jeremy.
Oh, okay.
Are you down with that, Sonya?
You got any time or what?
Let's do it.
I'm kidding.
She is not.
I think it's that double.
She's down.
But Tuesday, come out and shake our hands and watch Pussycat with us at the Redwood.
That's right.
No, this is Tuesday, right?
Yeah, this is Tuesday.
No, no.
That's a go.
It's a 20-night.
No, no, no.
We'll be there just hanging out.
Right.
But we won't be playing.
But you'll shake our hands while we're there and not playing.
Yeah, exactly.
And I'll be signing autographs.
If you'd like to just buy us a drink for no reason, you can do that.
Cool.
That'll be an opportunity.
Right.
Anybody you want, I can sign your autograph.
But Thursday night, come right back here.
Yeah, cool, man.
So I want to tell everybody, thank you very much for coming on this.
I'm talking to the callers right now.
Thank you for coming.
The last two callers.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
Hey, we want to congratulate Adam O.
and Lee on their...
And all the people who have come to...
Hey, man.
Al Provenza was on Adam O.'s show last night.
Yeah, I know.
They had a good show.
We were listening at practice.
I know.
It was pretty cool.
Yeah, man.
That was cool.
But yeah, I mean...
Listen to the Pinata Hour.
I'm just thinking since season one, there's a lot of people who have joined the family.
Right, right.
And we want to welcome them.
And we want to thank everybody for listening to our show, The More Music Radio Pod.
And we want to thank everybody for listening to skidrow.la.
Listen to Pinata Hour.
Yes.
And shout out to...
Shout out to Mad Time Radio.
And don't forget to kiss my ass.
Don't forget to kiss Karen's ass.
And then listen to the Love Bite show while you're at it.
Yeah.
And then the Qumran Report.
There's a lot of stuff that you can listen to at Skidrow Studios.
Because if this show ain't for you, and it probably isn't, there's something else here.
Hey, and you guys are on Stitcher now, too.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Stitcher.
Hey, that's racist.
Always.
Radio station theme.
Which works on Android.
You know what?
We out-talked a jazz song.
That's what we did.
Whenever we do that, what I like to do is like, You know what?
Since we went...
He's thinking about Dino.
Since we went beyond...
Yeah, exactly.
Since we went beyond...
Is there anything anybody has to say or anything?
Is it...
I gotta pee.
You gotta piss?
I mean, that's something I said.
Okay.
I want people to come to, like, the Five Star on the 17th of December.
I'm gonna be presenting Haunted Tiger.
All right.
Cool.
And Vulture.
Oh, Vulture's cool.
And Emily Blanc.
Haunted Tiger.
Mayo.
Cool.
Second in Maine, Los Angeles, 9001.
Second in Maine.
Second in Maine.
That's December 17th.
And Triple T with Tom Five of the Earwigs of Don Bull's Alice Cooper rock group.
Yeah, I think we might be having Don Bulls in here soon, so we'll see what's up.
Be at the Five Star on the 17th.
And Vince and Arlo.
I will get you two in free.
Really?
And Jeremy.
All right.
Thank you very much, Karen.
Always good to see you.
I love you all.
Thank everybody for coming in.
Karen Centerfold.
All right.
Good night, Karen.
All right.
You did a good job tonight, Karen.
Kiss my ass.
Thank you.
All right.
Get up and kiss my ass.
Thank you.
Thank you, Nancy, for being here.
Thank you, Dan.
Thank you, Cholo Carwash.
We'll see you on Facebook, man.
On the ASA.
Thanks a lot to Sonia for running the board.
All right.
Thanks, Sonia.
And thanks, Jeremy.
And thank you, Joe.
And thank you, Cindy.
Who else is here?
Let me thank everybody.
Thank you, baby Jesus.
This has been the More Music Radio Pod.
We'll check you out next week, 10 p.m.
Thursday on www.skidrow.la.
Goodbye, everybody.
You did it.
You did it.