Fire rescue. Yes, buddy. What's the address that we need to come to? Pardon me? Your address, sir? 4220 Winford, Texas Avenue and Rio Grande. I'm sorry, it's 4220, 4220 Winford? 4220. 4220, 4220 Winford, sir? Yes. Okay, and what's going on there? That shit happened yesterday and you motherfuckers trying to put my ass in jail and not understanding what's going on. Okay, do you need medical attention? Yes. What is wrong? I don't know. I ain't no goddamn doctor. Okay, sir, I'm trying to help you. Well, help me send me somebody or what the hell. Sir, are you feeling pain? What is the problem? I'm crazy as hell. So do you need us? I don't know what I need. Sheriff's office, are you on the line? Yes, we are. Do you need us to go with you? He said somebody can't handle his heart. I ain't got no medicine this morning. I ain't got no medicine. I went to the fucking hospital and the doctor got mad because I told him that white boys used to fuck me. Okay. I told my mama a long time ago. Sir, are you in pain somewhere or what is it? Yes, I got headaches in my leg and everything. I've been in a fucking fight. So you want the paramedics to come and check you, correct? Well, I thought you were getting. What the hell going on? Sir, you need to calm down and talk to me. I am trying to help you and I'm trying to send the paramedics, but I need to understand what the problem is. I don't know what the problem is. Okay, but you're feeling head pain. Is that correct? I've been, yes, I've been injured. I've been hit on the head and everything else. How else do a mother fucker be a father? When did that happen? Yesterday. Damn. My head is hurting. You're going to sit in my head or you're going to fuck around on the phone. Sir, I have no problem sending you help, okay? The paramedics will come and they'll check you. How old are you? I'm 62 years old. I retired from Diamond Crisis. Okay, and are you in Millennium Point Apartments? Yes. What apartment number are you in? What the fuck going on down there, ma'am? Sir, I am trying to help you. What apartment number are you in? Shit, my head is hurting. You tell me. Can you tell me what apartment number you're in? What? What apartment number are you in? I ain't no goddamn apartment. Are you in Millennium Point Apartments? Motherfucker, what's wrong with your ass? How much schooling have you had? Sir, are you in Millennium Point Apartments? I told you that. Okay, what apartment number are you in? What apartment number? What apartment number are you in? I ain't got no goddamn apartment. It's a townhouse. Okay, and what kind of medical history do you have, sir? I don't know. Let them check it out. I ain't no fucking doctor. I ain't no nurse either. Okay. You can use that as you want to know. What's your name? I'm Reverend Lowdown. And what's the phone number that you're calling from? I don't know what it is. I gave you the goddamn address. That's enough. Is your phone number 407-883-5636? Well, you know the fucking number. Why you ask me? Because I need to confirm it with you, sir. All right. You got it. Do you not have an apartment number? I ain't got no goddamn... I don't live in no goddamn apartment. I live in a townhouse, motherfucker. Okay. SO? Yeah, we... Sir, do you have a townhouse number? 4220, motherfucker. Okay. That's what he keeps saying. And so we definitely need you to go with us. We're on our way. Okay. I'll let them know. Sir, stay on the phone with the sheriff's office, okay? Do you need to talk to him, SO? I'm gonna try. Okay. Thank you. Sir? Hello? Yes. The guy that hit you, is he still there? Yeah, yeah. He live over here, right? Probably running dope house right next door to me. He white, black, or he Spanish? I don't know what he's saying. He's a white guy. He's a white guy. He's a white guy. He's a white guy. He's a white guy. He's a white guy. Okay. I don't know what color he is. You call him what you want to call him. Why does he look to you? I don't know. He look like one of Jesus' children. He look like what? One of Jesus' children. Okay. What's his skin color? I don't know. I don't see no color. Do you know what color clothes he's wearing? I don't know. The motherfucker in the house. Okay. So we have somebody come to you, okay? All right. Goodbye. All right. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. Okay. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live. Fuck it. It's the Moore Music Radio Pod. Do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. On skid row dot LA. Fucking thing sucks. Yeah. Five, four, three. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Hey, what's going on, everybody? It's the More Music Radio Pod. We are up here at Skid Row Studios for our first show of the year 2012. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome back. We made it. We did it. I guess it doesn't mean that as soon as it became 2012 that the world was going to end. I understand it's in December. Right? Is that right? Yeah. You know, it's always like, yeah, the new album's coming out. It's going to be out in 2012. Like, there's some holdups. We got to produce it. Like, you know, there's mixing. Right. We got to figure out if we can kill everybody at the same time. It takes a while for a mass race. What do they call a race? Genocide. A genocide, right? Something like that. Anyway, speaking of albums, we have our friend Lightning Woodcock in studio, and he's going to talk to us. Yeah. Yeah. You just released an EP. That's right. Lightning didn't wait for 2012, goddammit. I pushed it out right at the end of 2011. Yeah, that reminds me. I also pushed something out at the end of 2011. My last shit of 2011 was actually pretty wet and watery, but, you know. Yeah, your hips popped right back into shape, man. You look good. Are you keeping a stool diary? I'm taking pictures of my turds and sending them to Jamie Lee Curtis. 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Brains and personality baby I'm front and behind Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hot lips, deep throat About to drive me out of my mind Hot lips, tight box About to drive me out of my mind Big titties, hard ass, deep throat, tight box About to drive me out of my mind And woman I couldn't get any harder for you if I tried I got the legs, tricks, the gimmicks To keep you satisfied I got the legs, tricks, the gimmicks To keep you satisfied Brains and personality, baby Brains and personality, baby Brains and personality, baby You're looking so fine You got brains and personality, baby You're looking so fine So fine So fine So fine All right. Welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod. We have Lightning Woodcock in studio. All right, man. All right. Welcome to the brand new Skid Row Studios, man. It's a different place from when you were here with us last time. It's very different, God damn it. It's already rubbed lightning the wrong way in a few different ways. You know, I like to smoke my reefers and my hashish. Right. You know, the old place, I was very much at home. It was like a bong shop over there. Right. But this is totally pro. Now it's all corporate and stuff. I noticed. Yeah, you like our ties? Pretty sweet, huh? Yeah. It's all tighty-whitey here now. Yeah. No, you know. You know why? Because, like, in between the breaks, we've gotten kind of good at going downstairs, taking a couple puffs, and running back up. So we'll be able to do that tonight. Very cool. On More Music Radio Pod. I'm looking forward to that. Although, I got a pretty good buzz. As it is right now, as it is. Yeah, man. Yeah, lightning always feels good, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, Tecate, we're waiting for that check to clear, by the way. Yeah, that's right. And you spelled your name wrong on the check, by the way. I might have to send it back to you. So welcome, man. We love you, as you know that. And we... It's mutual, goddammit. We heard that you got a new EP. We were talking about that a little bit earlier, man. Downtown LA, motherfucker. Or you just want to use the acronym. D-T-L-A-M-F, goddammit. Yeah, it's a brand new EP. Just put it out in the last few weeks. On the iTunes, huh? It is on the iTunes. The iTunes? Yeah, Amazon and elsewhere. Spotify, if you're broke-ass like Lightning is. I get most of my shit from Spotify nowadays. Is that the Napster of 2012? It appears so, goddammit. But the cool thing is, is all my statements that I get from the music distribution, I get my pennies from... From Spotify. They do... There are lines on the statement that say, you know, one penny, zero pennies. Oh, wow. And then occasionally two pennies. I don't know what you get... How many plays it takes to get a penny, goddammit. You know, at first, because it's Lightning Woodcock, I thought they were paying you in panties. Yeah, panties would be wonderful. One panties, two panties. Spotify pennies. Yeah, man. So, you got a new EP out, and it's a new year, man. It is. Yeah. It's 2012 now. I noticed y'all was playing a demo from our upcoming record earlier. Right. So, you're throwing out some teaser. That is not part of the new EP, goddammit. Right. Well, we know people. Yeah, we know people. So, we got the Brains and Personality track ahead of time. That's right, goddammit. Yeah, man. You've been doing that for a while. Yeah, so you said that you're going to be actually releasing that a little later or something? Absolutely. That's from the next full record that we started approximately a year ago, goddammit. It's been a while since we started that motherfucker. But that hopefully will be coming out shortly. I mean, lightning ain't the kind of motherfucker to rest on my laurels, goddammit. I want to just keep putting shit out. So, we got this EP. This came about when we had some slight delays on the upcoming record. Right. And we got offered a super, a spectacular flat rate deal. I mean, about as close to free as you could possibly get from downtown sound studios. Right. Right around the corner here. Right. Right around the corner here. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. And we said, fuck it. Let's take it. But the thing was, we just recorded everything that we've been playing live. So, there was nothing to record. But it was like, well, fuck it. That's too good of a deal to turn down. We took it and moved on in. And we had about a month to write an EP. How many songs did you record? Four. Actually, technically three. One of them's nine minutes long. But we had to split it up into two because the flat rate they were offering us. That is an extended. We were going to be able to get that across. It's like for my fat people. It's like up to extra large is the regular price. But when you get into double XL and three XL, it's going to be like an extra five bucks. So, it's like the size does matter. Come on, Price. Come on. So, it's a new year. So, what do you think about 2011, man? Did you have a good year? I mean, are you looking forward to this year coming up? 2011 was the best year yet for Lightning. You know, I'm going. I'm coming up on my five-year anniversary here. January 23rd was the date that Lightning first played our first gig. Oh, wow. Where'd you play at, your first gig? The first gig was at the Cat Club, actually. Oh, cool. Yeah, back in 2007. So, Lightning was hoping that this thing would be a lot further along by this point, especially in light of the deal that I made with the devil, goddammit. But at any rate, things are coasting along pretty well. Last year was the best year yet in terms of, a couple of things. One, we put out two fucking records, one of which was my debut, Ride the Lightning. Right, Ride the Lightning. I got that one. And then the D-T-L-A-M-F-E-P, we skated that in right at the very end of the year. Right. So, uh... Are you touring or anything? You play out of town a lot? Playing out of town a little bit. We haven't been doing much touring. That's the one respect that it hasn't been the best year for Lightning, goddammit. We ain't been on the road in two and a half years at this point. Oh, shit. So, we're past due. We're way overdue. Hey, don't feel bad, man. The Mormons haven't toured. Since, what was it, 2005, I think we did our U.S. tour. Holy shit. And we've just been, you know... Well, you guys are like the Beatles. You don't have to necessarily go out there and fucking break your backs touring anymore, you know? Yeah. Fucking check it out. We're more like the new Guns N' Roses where it takes like seven years to put out a record. Yeah, and we like to stay home too because we kind of do little tours of L.A. with our mobile unit, you know? Yeah. Getting into trouble and, um... I don't know if you knew the last time when we did our... or one of the last times we did our mobile unit over at... at the FYF Fest, they called the cops on us. I was not aware of that. I did bump into you guys there, though. Yeah, that's right, yeah. Or was it the one last year, not this year? I didn't see you this year. Actually, I think it was a couple of years ago, yeah. Yeah, yeah, right. I mean, you know, not this most recent one. The one before that was the one I remember seeing you all at. And they called the cops on you. I've been meaning to ask you. You know, I know you guys... There was a controversy about you guys getting chased away from Amoeba Music a long time ago. Yeah, we got banned from Amoeba Music for playing music in front of a music store. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, were you able to turn that into some good publicity? Did that work out for you? We ended up getting Tony a job at Amoeba. No, actually, that's not true. What's happening over here at Skid Row is it's getting a new paint job by our friend Tony out here. He's actually working... Tony T. Yeah, we're doing the show. And if you listen real close, you will hear art happening in the background. Yeah, brush strokes and stuff like that. That's not just us masturbating. It's actually brushes, brushing on the wall. Brushes and stuff. But... It's not just our dicks running up. We're not just rubbing our dicks against the wall. If you don't think it's good stuff he's putting up, you should go to Amoeba. And inside, you'll see some of his work. But yeah, man, we did get banned from there. And we actually did get a little bit of... I mean, I don't know what kind of publicity you're talking about. But I mean, a lot of people did kind of trip out that we did get banned from a music store that sold our record for playing in front of their music store, you know? I know. So we like to get into a little bit of trouble every once in a while. But Lightning Woodcock, I would think, I mean, with the kind of... I'm assuming that your CD does have a parental advisory sticker on it, which makes a record pretty cool, right? Yeah, typically they do. Do you get into a lot of trouble? No. No? No, Lightning manages to stay out of trouble. Yeah. I mean, you know, hiding in plain sight and all. But no, I don't get in a lot of trouble. I mean, this is 2012, goddammit. Do you ever get in trouble with any guys at... That their ladies are just throwing themselves at you and just kind of making you look bad? No. No? Nothing like that? No. Ladies are usually a little more sly than that. They don't really necessarily... They just discreetly slip you the number and walk away, right? With their fella. You know, it's not necessarily an exchange of numbers, goddammit, but, you know, they do... Well, women do scandalous shit. You know that, goddammit. Right. They're no goddamn good and you can't trust them. They're fucking filthy. They're filthier, I think, even than a lot of guys, too, right? Well... Yeah. There's some filthy motherfucking guys, too. Yeah, that's true, yeah. People are just fucking filthy is what it is, you know? It comes down to it. What's the crazy... I mean, you're into... You're very sexual. Your sexuality is... You put it out in the forefront and stuff, you know? So, like, what is your sex life like? I mean, what kind of stuff do you get into with the ladies? Well, I'll tell you what. 2011 was also the best year of Lightning's life. Sex life. Really, goddammit. I got more pussy in 2011 than possibly all the other years combined. It was a very good year. But I just... I happen to be with a very fine woman that likes to give me all that good pussy whenever, you know, whenever it's needed, so... You hear that, all you hip replacement doctors? You should take down Lightning's number. Because you're going to be calling that dude up. I think I'm going to go... I didn't get any younger. I'm going to go smell Lightning's beard right now and see what's going on right there. I thought that was... Sorry. He just put up a picture of Zach D'Alo. I thought... I'm like, I thought that was him. Yeah. If you were actually here, you'd be able to see what we're talking about. But you're not, so... I'm not just having, like, a schizophrenic, like, episode. There's stuff actually happening in the background. Sorry. Sorry, listeners. So, yeah, man, so... But, you know, I'll say the DTLAMFEP, goddammit, is kind of a departure in that respect. It's not a very sexual record. It's still very explicit. But there ain't a whole lot of, you know, content that... Regarding the vagina on it so much as on previous record and the upcoming one, which is very sexual, goddammit. So this one's kind of balanced out with a little more, well, let's say darkness and somber rarity. Because times is hard, goddammit. And right down here in downtown LA where we wrote and recorded this motherfucker right around the corner here. Right. Downtown Sound Studios. Yeah. You know, it makes you... It gives you a whole new different kind of blues down here. I'll tell you that. Yeah, you are in my town. Welcome, goddammit. That's right. Thank you very much for having us. And we really appreciate it. It's a pleasure. It's cool, man. I know. I almost started a fight a couple weeks ago. It was like, we're cool with lightning. And the guy left us alone. It was cool. So, yeah, man, you talk a lot about sexual things like pussy and stuff, right? Like you like pussy. Yeah. Just like all of us. We like pussy. And I just like saying that word too, pussy. What are like some of the things that you like? What kind of pussies do you like, by the way? There's many different varieties. There are, goddammit. Lightning generally typically prefers like the big, beefy kind of, you know. I like a lot to play with, goddammit. Right. I like to tug and chew. Something that gives back. So you like it when the... That's right. You can make out with that shit. I mean, it's like a whole other face sometimes. Yeah. That chewed balloon. You know what I'm talking about? But I know what you're talking about. Like the lips are kind of like sticking out a little bit. Like it's sticking its tongue out at you sideways, right? Yeah, that's good shit. Yeah, you like that stuff. Right. It's like a rooster's crown or whatever it is hanging out there. Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, lightning can chow down on that kind of shit all night long. Do you prefer full bush or shaved? Generally, typically shaved, you know, lasered or waxed. Uh-huh. Yeah, you know. But does it really matter? Hell yeah, it matters, goddammit. I'll tell you, when lightning was growing up, you'd think that, you know, back in the 80s, women didn't know what a goddamn razor was. It was all kinds of... I still got a hair stuck in the back of my throat from 1987, goddammit. It's bullshit. But lightning's glad that women have evolved and gotten rid of that. So what's the secret to keeping a woman happy sexually? And I'm taking notes right now, so... Well, you know, you got to... Everybody's got to work at being a better person and treating each other good because the tendency as humans is we run each other ragged, turn each other into each other's enemies, goddammit. Right. And, you know, we really got to... make a concerted effort just to be nice and not be a fucking cock-smoking cunt, you know? But... And that goes for both genders. I mean, you know, anybody can bust balls or bust flaps or whatever you're going to bust. You know, so you got to take it easy on each other, goddammit. And then, you know, with many kinds of blues, the best remedy is sometimes... Sometimes... I think just chowing down on each other's genitalia, you know? So... And that can prevent a lot of problems. If you just spend more time with your face in the crotch... Right. And I'm talking to both genders here, then, you know, a lot of problems will be solved. Yeah, man. It's pretty hard to talk with a dick in your mouth. Yeah, yeah. You can't complain and bitch and say mean things, goddammit, if you're, you know, you got your partner's genitalia in your mouth. So it sounds like you're in love... I'm in love, though, right? Lightning, yeah, absolutely. Lightning is in love. I've been in love for a while, you know. Right. It's my personal life, guys. What is this, Howard Stern? You're getting into some... You know, come on. I came here to talk about a goddamn record. Well, I mean, that's what a lot of the music is about, really. I mean, even if it's not directly about the pussy, it has some kind of tie-in with it, right? Absolutely. Just for the fact of making the song, it's to get the pussy. You know what I'm talking about, goddammit. Yeah, to get the... I mean, we all... I'm motivated to get that pussy. Right. Or that, you know, whatever it is you like. I know you all have some homosexual listeners out there. We do, we do have some. Maybe not into the pussy. Right. But whatever it is down there, that stanky thing that we all like to roll around with in the shack and, you know, rub all over our goddamn genitalia. It's not our business where you put your cock or your clit or your mouth or whatever. Well, you know, Lightning believes that we should be putting it wherever, you know, as much as possible. You know, within ethical fucking... I'm... Have you ever gotten into a three-way? I've never done that. Oh, yeah. I mean, Lightning is no spring chicken, goddammit. I was around in the 80s and 90s, you know. I mean, yeah, so I've done some shit. Is it overrated or is it something you gotta do before you die? Based on Lightning's experience, it's overrated. But, you know, maybe if you're not with a couple of pigs, it's all right. I don't know. Yeah, and then, like... So two fives don't make a ten? I guess it'd be all right, too. Two fives do not make a ten, goddammit. A three-way would be all right, too, if you're not, you know, in the end, left jacking off in the corner while the two ladies are licking each other. You know? That is true. That's not a three-way, goddammit. That's voyeuristic shit. Do you get into, like, any, like, S&M bondage or anything or anything like that? Nah, that's not really Lightning's bag. Just straight, just get down to it, right? Yeah, like... You know, fucking and sucking, goddammit. Uh-huh. Jesus Christ, man. Do you ever have a... I mean, have you ever had, like, a girl, like, start, like, tweaking your nipples, and then you're like, okay, so that's cool, and then, like, do they start, like, maybe trying to put their finger in your butt, and what do you do in that situation? Say what? You know... Tweaking my nipples and finger in the butt. That's actually... And we have a caller on the line. That's Clayton Campbell, Little Donkey's... Kind of forte. Too bad he's not here to discuss that with you, because he's into that kind of shit. Oh, he is. He is, yeah. Hey, you know, we got a caller. Caller, you're on the air with Lightning Woodcock. What's up? I was hoping he could talk more about eating box. Oh, okay. It sounds like you're having a little fun at home. Yes, I am. It's Brad, by the way. Oh, hey, Brad. What's going on? Lightning, this is Brad. He likes to jack off to our guests when they talk. Every guest that comes, comes down here, he likes to call up, and have a little phone sex or anything. Are you into that? Yeah, no, not with men, God damn it. Sorry, Brad. Hey, man, whatever floats your boat. You got a question for Lightning Woodcock? I don't mind you talking about eating pussy. That's lovely. Mr. Brad doesn't discriminate at all with any hole. Oh, that's good to know, God damn it. I knew y'all had some homosexual listeners. I mean, not to mention the fact that last time, that was one that called in. And we had some fun with, I do recall. Yeah. We do have a wide variety of listeners for the More Music Radio pod, so. A cornucopia. So what's up, Brad? Are you a fan of Lightning Woodcock, man? Yes, I am. I'm a big fan of the Bad Motherfuckers. All right. Name your favorite Lightning song, then. Let's see if you're bullshitting. All of them. Oh, all right. He's not bullshitting. He's not bullshitting. Yeah. He knows them all. Very good. I can jack off to that man when he plays guitar all night. Hey, well, you know what? Your chance is going to come pretty soon because we're going to take a break and we're going to play a couple songs and Lightning's going to come back and we're going to hear a couple of songs performed live in studio by Lightning Woodcock. Are you ready for that? Oh, yeah. All right, cool. Let me whip it out. Do you use lotion or you just do it dry? I dry skin. I think we've had this conversation before. Right. I'm the same way, too, because it's messy. You know what I mean? It's like you... I don't need to get any more messier. I just kind of don't like grease on my hands. Yeah, you already start off with a mess and, you know, before you make a mess. I mean, when Brad was with the lady, his ex, she was a squirter and, like, it was kind of really, really messy, you know? Do you... Have you ever encountered any squirters, Lightning? Yeah, a couple times, God damn it. It is a real thing. It's real. I understand it is real. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing. What's the secret? I think it's better on camera than it is in person. What's the secret to squirters? Now, are all women squirters or is it just a couple of women? You know what? I got to come back on here with Clayton Campbell, you know? He's into that. I came here to discuss a record, God damn it. You keep staring at... I came here to talk about some serious shit. Yeah, no, I don't mind talking about the sex, God damn it. But you keep delving into Clayton Campbell's areas of expertise. He's into that, right? Yeah, he's into all kinds of kinky shit. You want to talk about tweaking nipples, sticking shit in the ass and squirting and all that shit, that's a little donkey, you know? Sounds like Little Donkey's a freaky little donkey, man. Donquito is Lightning's left-hand man, you know? And for a good reason, because he's a sleazy motherfucker. You're going to have to forward me his email. I'll be happy to do that, Brad. You're going to love Little Donkey. Or Donquito, as he prefers to be called. Well, cool, Brad. But you know what? You're going to have your chance right now because we're going to take a break. We're going to play a couple more songs and when we get back, we are going to hear some Lightning Woodcock songs and I just can't wait to hear what you're going to play. Yeah, I got to figure out what it's going to be, God damn it. Oh, yeah, Brad. We'll be right back. Don't take this offensively. The More Music Radio Pod. Oh! Do you know my little titty? Skin Road. LA. Hey. Oh! Ooh! I'm warning you, woman. You better stop breaking my balls. I'm begging you, woman. Please stop breaking my balls. You better believe this mule is kicking in some other stalls. I ain't lying to you. I just can't take it anymore. I'm a bullshit woman. I can't take it anymore. I'm a bullshit woman. If you don't stop breaking my balls, lightning's out the goddamn door. I'm going upstairs. I'm going to pack my shit. I'm going to pack my shit. I'm going to leave. I'm going upstairs. I'm going to pack my shit. I'm going to leave. You're just a one-inch to put my light and fair. You're not asleep. I found a chicken to put my dick in. Pretty soon I'll be kicking in some other stall. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. We'll quicken my pussy lickin' You'll be sittin' alone at home Drinkin' alcohol Stop breakin' my balls Yeah! Stop breakin' my balls Yeah! I believe in the motive I gave you fair warning Stop breakin' my balls Oh, bitch! Lightning, how many times do I have to ask you to get a job? Look at you! You're just sittin' around on the couch fuckin' fuckin' waitin' and drinkin' beer all day! I hate your fuckin' friends! God damn it! You never do anything I ask! And I never answer your phone! How many times do they ring before you answer your phone? I know you're fuckin' some other bitch! I know you love eight other bitches on the side! Fuck you, motherfucker! I hate you! I don't even know why I'm with you! Your cock isn't that big! It's not worth all the trouble! I don't know what you're doing or where you're going But I'm not goin' there! I'm better things to do with my life! And with you, what are you doing? Absolutely fuckin' nothing! You don't even take out the trash when I ask you! You don't even fuckin' make the bed! You're useless! And you think you're good at lookin' pussy? But you're not! It's a good thing you have that fuckin' good heart! Otherwise you'd have absolutely nothing! I don't know why anybody would wanna be with you! I'm just wasting my life with you! You're a piece of fuckin' shit and I hate you! I hate you with everything I have! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! And I hate you! I'm gonna pack my shit I'm gonna leave I'm going upstairs Gonna pack my shit I'm gonna leave When all I want is to put my arm In line and found another sleeve Stop breaking my balls You bitch The biggest step was On having Dave And I'm I'm fighting the caucus You know that makes me Full of recycling My body The caucus Ashes to ashes And dust to dust All of my filthy feet are My body The caucus My Body Their carcass Their Thanksgiving day Every day someone passes away A feast They're taking My body Feed the spirits My body The carcass The ultimate form of recycling They don't care how it smells Or the color of my skin My body The carcass My body The carcass The carcass The carcass The carcass The carcass The carcass The carcass The carcass My body And glory And glory Hi, this is David Lieberhardt calling to the radio music pod at 1-800-893-9562. Welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod. Yeah, man, we're having a good time. We're about to hear some songs from Lightning Woodcock, but he went to go drain his woodcock right now. I know, this first week of the More Music Radio Pod, kind of came off on a bumpy start. We had the NBA lockout, you know? We actually had Kobe Bryant booked for this show. Right, right. And then it turns out they started playing, and we're like, holy shit, Kobe ain't coming on. So Lightning Woodcock was like, so Kobe called up Lightning Woodcock and was like, yo, man, I can't do the show. I got a game. Can you do the show? Yep. Enlighten. Lightning showed up. Right. Lightning is a good guy. Sounds like you just smoked some hash right now. No, no. That didn't happen at all. That may or may not have happened at all. So, hey, we have Jeremy in the room right now, and before we hear some songs from Lightning Woodcock, I want to talk about what's going on in the studio, man. It looks really good, man. You got Tony T doing like a mural all over the studio. Tony T, man. Hold on a second. I don't think Jeremy's mic's on. What mic is that? Is that you? Hey. Oh, there you go. There I am. Jeremy, all right. Jeremy, Skid Row's founder, Skid Row Studios. Hey. All right. Hey, everybody. Thanks, man. Hey, everybody. Looking great. Tony T, man, he's doing up the walls here at Skid Row Studios and doing an amazing job. Right. And it's working out really good, man. Right. Yeah. Can't wait till we got these walls covered, and it's not so office-y, you know. Who was it? Karen Centerfold. Karen Centerfold came in, and it was because of Karen that I'm like, ah. Because you know she's not going to pull any punches. Well, she knows what's hip. She knows what's hip. Right. And if she's like- She just wants to make you hipper than you are. Right. Right, right. It's like tough love she has. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, doing up the walls. Tony T, check him out. Actually, I'm trying to remember his website, but we'll say it before the end of the show. You know what, man? And what's your website, man? Tony T's website? He's yelling outside the studio. Maybe we can have him come in real quick. Tony, come on the mic. This is Tony T. He's doing the murals out there. All right. Yay, Tony. Right on. Yeah, man, my website is- Talk right into it. BeholdLongevity.com. Cool, man. BeholdLongevity.com. If you want to see his work, probably the most accessible place, unless you're cool enough to get to Skid Row Studios, is over there at Amoeba. He just got done with a project, so go check him out. Yeah, man. And you know what? And Tony actually was telling us that he has photos of our mug shots that he took from the owner of Amoeba when we got banned there. Remember we were talking about that earlier? Yeah. When we were playing, they're like, okay, they took out a Polaroid camera. They fucking took pictures of us playing, you know, dressed up as Mormons, you know, grown men playing as Mormons, and took pictures of us. You know how like when they ban shoplifters and stuff or people that are just bad people, they'll take a picture of them and say, don't let this guy back in. Well, they took the Polaroids, and I talked to the owner afterwards, you know, whatever, went back and forth, and I'm like, please, let me have copies of those photos. And he said, no. And I'm like, all right, fuck you then. But Tony tells me that he took shots of those Polaroids, and I think he'll show it to us later. Maybe I'll post them up and stuff so you can see that we did get banned from Amoeba. Records. Mm-hmm. Right here, man. Look at that. Look at that. On delivery. On delivery. I always, and then like, I always thought that Amoeba was like the cool record store. You know what I mean? Like, they'd be like, hey, man, no, we're into music. We're into creative shit, you know, whatever. Yeah, cool. I thought that they would like our little mobile unit, Mormons mobile unit presentation in front of their store, but they did not like it. They said that if we ever go in there and they catch us, that we're going to be arrested for trespassing. Oh. I don't know. Maybe we won't go back there. But anyway, yeah, man, thanks, Jeremy. I really appreciate you putting your life savings into this, man. And I'm glad that you're doing it. And I'm glad that you're doing it. And I'm glad that your life savings can afford all this shit, because if it were my life savings, it'd be that 12-pack of beer, you know, that we're drinking right now, so. Well, we're doing a lot of great shows here, man, and we're going to keep going, and everything's good. Yeah, man, all right. Pretty excited. Cool. This is my salvation, man. When I go to that shit job that I hate every day. Exactly. I come back here, and this is the salvation, so. Hallelujah. This is a quick pop quiz for Jeremy. So who's on tomorrow night? Whose show is on tomorrow night? Tomorrow night, there is no show. There is no show. It's a pop quiz for me. I failed. All right, thank you. Who's on Saturday? We got Lightning Woodcock. You feel better, man? Your bladder's empty, everything? Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling good. All right, cool. So we're going to hear a couple songs live in studio from Lightning Woodcock. All right, everybody, Lightning Woodcock. All right, here it goes. All right, thank you, God damn it. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's very good to see y'all here at the beginning of the year. Though, so far... Life's been pretty hard in 2012, goddammit. I lost my job, spent all my money, got nowhere to pay the rent. Hey, I'm lying here, and I'm wondering where my baby went. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I had options, I could turn it around But now I, now I'm older, I just can't take it anymore Got a bullet in the shoulder when I was robbing a liquor store Doctor is in, I ain't got no insurance All the bullshit whittled down my endurance Now the police want to ask me some questions Been accused of a crime, not again As you might have guessed The cops apprehend me Ain't got a lawyer to defend me And they pulls a judge appointed And they're incompetent And I'm left wondering where our tax money went Aw shit! Aw shit! Aw shit! Aw shit! Aw shit! Aw shit! Aw shit! I'm in town. All right, man. Yeah. Thank you, God damn it. Yeah, man. That was a good one, man. Thank you. That one is obviously about getting thrown in jail, just having a bad night, huh? Yeah. You ever been in jail? Lightning don't ever want to go back to jail. Yeah, I've been there, God damn it. It ain't no good time, I'll tell you that. You run a gamut of emotions, and none of them are good, God damn it. Is it just county jail, like L.A. County jail? Or did you actually go to prison? Like they send you away to Hatchipi or some shit? No, fortunately, Lightning didn't have to do a stretch like that. And it wasn't L.A. County jail. It was actually Mendocino County, God damn it. All right. Which is not a good place to go to jail. So did you have to hang out with the skinheads and shit so you don't get your ass beat down? No, no, it wasn't like that. No, it wasn't like that. God damn it, no. I went rolling through Mendocino County with a pink and blue mohawk and some crystal meth on me, God damn it. Oh, shit. They got the best of Lightning for a little bit. They fucked up my life, but, you know. Was that a long time ago? Yeah. That was some years ago. Yeah. Before the band started, right? Well, before Lightning was doing this with the bad motherfuckers, yeah. You've been doing that for five years already. You're telling me you're coming up on your five-year mark, right? That's correct, yes. What were you doing before that? What was Lightning doing before that? Used to be in a punk rock wrestling band called Foreign Object. Oh, that's cool. Tell me about that. What was up with that? That was a band of misfit. Punk rock masked wrestling villains that would emulate the sound of our favorite punk bands, but with lyrics about beating each other up. And we had a lead singer who was indeed a WWF wrestler at one point in his life. Oh, really? Which one? His name was Stephan X. DeLeon, and he wrestled under different names. But he, in this band, he was... He was the lead wrestler and lead singer and would wrestle opponents while we played. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Wow, that was pretty... What kind of opponents? It would depend. Most of the feuds would be over listening to the wrong kinds of music, you know? Like, we were all about fear and the Descendants and Circle Jerks and shit like that. And our opponents would come along talking about how that shit sounded like dog shit and the only real punk rock is Offspring and Green Day. So then they'd get in a fight about... You know, the bands. Everybody started booing and shit. Boo! Yeah. Everybody loves a villain. Yeah. Well, around here, everybody did love a villain. We actually get cheered around here, but we take it to Frisco or someplace like that, and we get booed. Because that was the intention, you know? It was not to get the audience to like us, but to hate us. Right. Right. You kind of run in the same scene as us. I'm sure you're familiar with Manhattan Murder Mystery. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. I was thinking, you know... They're really into wrestling. Yeah, Matt. I think Matt would have really dug your old band. Yeah. He's like... He probably would have wanted to join it. He's like an idiot savant when it comes to wrestling. Is that right? Matt is a... Matt's a hell of a performer, goddammit. I just saw him do a solo set at the Redwood a few weeks back. Yeah, you did a show with him, right? We did, yeah. Yeah, we played together a couple of times. Actually, you guys were on the one I'm thinking of. At the Boulevard. Right, right, yeah. We had like 10 bands at the Boulevard. That was, I think, the first time we played with him. Yeah. With them. And then, yeah, we both did solo sets at the Redwood a couple of nights before Christmas. Yeah, I remember promoting that. I didn't actually make it out. Sorry about that. That's all right, man. Hey, I told people to show up. That's worth something, right? It is. There were people there, goddammit. Hey, look at that. So, what's up, man? You ready to play us another one? You got one in the hopper? Uh, sure. I can bust out another one, goddammit. Should we count down to it? Yeah, man. We should count down to it, man. Do y'all got any requests? Hmm. How about some, uh, I do like Cheatin' Pig off of Ride the Lightning. You're taking out your Bible right now? What you got there? Yeah, this is, uh, Lightning's actually considering attempting a new one here, goddammit. Yeah, let's hear a new one, man. Yeah. You guys ready for a new one? You wanna hear one? So... Fuck, it's so new, I gotta actually look at a piece of paper. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah Yeah I'm a bad man Baddest out there is A bad man I'll paste your face with chunky chairs I'm a bad man As bad as you can get A bad man I'll make your panties wet Make you do things You're probably gonna regret A bad man baby One you won't forget I'm a bad man I'm a bad man Baddest that you got A bad man God blow down my pecker snot I'm a bad man Baddest up to bad Bad you can call me dad I'll be the meanest dad you've had And if you're on the rag Eating pussy ain't no drag A bad man baby Don't mean to brag I'm a bad man A motherfucking bad man I'm a bad man A pussy licking bad man I'm a bad man baby Got your poontae in my hand Oh shit! I'm a bad man Bad man Bad man Bad man Bad man baby Pussy in my hand I'm a bad man I'm a bad man As bad as I can be A bad man baby Let me watch you pee I'm a bad man And that ain't all Let me lick before you wipe And you can blow me in the stall If your sister wants to watch Put your finger in her crotch I ain't bullshitting baby I'm a bad man I'm a bad man I'm a bad man A motherfucking bad man. Bad man. A pussy-licking bad man. Bad man, baby, but the little girls understand. I ain't bullshitting. I'm a bad man. Woo! All right. Yeah, Lightning Woodcock on the More Music Radio pod. We're going to take a break and play another couple songs, and we'll be back. Let's talk about what we did for New Year's when we come back, man. We did a little bit of partying. Yeah, yeah. Before we go, goddammit, like I said, I'm here to promote a new EP. Yeah, what you got going on? We played something earlier called Stop Breaking My Balls. I thank you very much for featuring that. We got Fuck Your Job coming up in the next set, or is it in the set beyond this one? I think it's going to be in the set beyond this one. All right, very good. But we do have Fuck Your Job coming up, and I've had a lot of jobs. How many jobs? How many jobs have you had? Countless, goddammit. I never sat down and counted them, but I'll tell you that my first job was back in 1983, goddammit. Oh, shit. So I've been working like a slave for a long motherfucking time. Cool. Hey, you know what? Let's talk about that when we get back. We're going to play another couple songs, and we'll be back on the More Music Radio pod with Lightning Woodcock. All right. Hey. All right. Thank you, guys. Just lightning. The More Music Radio pod. Hot Ski Brute Drop. You'll learn. You'll learn. You'll learn.! And find me! And find me! I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Just bringing it out. You know what I mean? Oh, I know, man. Sober people tell me they love me every day. God damn it. So I don't blame the whiskey. And they're lying. That's what I noticed. A lot of people just like when they're sober, they're lying to you. But when they're drunk, they're telling you the complete truth a lot of times. A lot of times. It's like truth serum. Yeah. So, yeah, man. New Year's, man. This is a new year. We were partying on New Year's. We went to a party, and we didn't leave the party until 730 in the a.m. What did you guys do this New Year's Eve? We have Charlos on the line. Charlos. Hey, Charlos, thank you for calling the More Music Radio pod. You are on the air with Lightning Woodcock. Oh, hi. I want to give a shout-out to the Madtime Radio. All right. Shout-out to Madtime Radio. Shout-out. Shout-out. Shout-out. Shout-out. Shout-out. I like the wrestling. You like wrestling, too? What's your favorite wrestler? Maybe, like, the King Kong Bungie. Yes. King Kong Bungie was good, too. Yeah. Yeah. He's a good wrestler. I like him a lot. And also, I like the song you just played, too, the Batman. Yeah, yeah. The Lightning Woodcock. The Batman. I like that song. Yeah, that's good, man. My favorite, I think, the other one, the na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman, but it's like... Oh, my God. Hey, Carlos, man. So where are you calling from, Carlos? From downtown, in the alley. Oh, yeah? Yeah. On a cell phone or what? Yeah, I found it on the street. From the smelly. Hey, what'd you do for New Year's, Carlos? Actually, I watched the movie, Mr. Woodcock. The movie, Billy, Billy Job Thornton. It's not as good as the music. Thank you, Carlos. You're welcome. Okay, have a good night. Okay, fuck you, Carlos. Fuck you too, man. Suck it easy. Thank you, my friend. Later, man. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. That was Carlos calling in from downtown. He's probably downstairs waiting for us right now. What band is Carlos in? I don't know if he's in a band. Yeah, I don't know. He's got all the makings of a fucking local musician. He should start his own band called Carlos. Yeah. So, what'd you do for New Year's, man? Did you party? I actually wound up down at the fucking Club Nokia. Oh, yeah? I saw Wanda Jackson. I'm glad you brought that up. You know what? Last time I was here, I was saying that Lightning was getting fed up with having to endure fucking shitty bands, you know? Right. And I said I was going to name names, and I said, well, Lightning, I followed through on my word, God damn it. All right. But we were there at Club Nokia. I was there with my lady and Mike from Rosemary's Billy Goat and his woman. And we got in courtesy of Sugar Pie, if you know Sugar Pie, who works there, God damn it. Rosemary's Billy Goat, man. I fucking love Rosemary's Billy Goat. We should have them on the show. Hell, yeah. We'll bring them down, man. Yeah. They'll probably set the place on fire, though. I don't know if Jeremy's going to do that. They might. They might. It's like, we're not even joking. They might fucking actually light the place on fire. We'll have to do that show on location somewhere. On the scaffold. So you're hanging out with these guys? Yeah. So we're there, I don't know, drinking, doing drugs, you know, the usual stuff, dancing, grinding, having a good time. It was fun. Yeah. Just another night except for New Year's. Yeah. The opening, though, really bummed Lightning out. I've had to endure them a couple times, and I'm sorry to alienate any Best Coast fans out there, but Best Coast is like one of the most fucking boring bands I've ever seen, goddammit. And Lightning feels like you should have to get a license to get on the real stages, goddammit. You know, you should have to be some kind of line drawn at, whether or not you're, you got to fucking some kind of act, you know? You can get naked at any second. It could happen. Any second. There's a band called Best Coast? That's true. Yeah, Best Coast, man. I saw them at FYF too, didn't dig them then, and then saw them open for Wanda Jackson, which was a very strange pairing. I mean, I thought maybe it was a buy-on or some shit like that, you know? But, so that's what we did New Year's. Oh, shit. So you went and checked out Best Coast. Let me see what this is. Yeah, checked out Best Coast. Actually, I ignored Best Coast and tried to sneak away and do some stealth whiskey drinking. So you're at the party right now. Best Coast is playing. What do you think? Yeah, can you believe this shit? Yeah. But the thing is, what's worse than the music is what that chick has to say in between songs, dude. I mean, Lightning was beside myself with absolute horror and boredom. You're like, this is making my pussy so dry. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I'm a Best Coast fan, you know? I'm not either. You know, Lightning can get into all kinds of shit. I think if I have like a, if I have like a, like maybe a 10 inch, maybe a really thick dildo, in my asshole and I was jabbing it in and out. Yeah. You know, whatever. And just kind of like ripping up my asshole. Saying that's their audience. This would probably be in the background playing. That's what I'm saying, man. I was living in Pasadena last year. They played at the Pasadena Music Fest and I was like, well, yeah, I kind of heard this band before. And then you noticed the dildo was in your ass? I'll check them out. And then like, and then it was like super packed and then I was like, I'm not even into this. That is so weird, man. Like, it's kind of weird. These really shitty. And you know what, man? Like, it's really hard to go out there and be creative and put yourself out there, you know? So you got to give anybody props for going and doing that, you know? But aside from that, man, there are so many fucking shitty fucking bands that are putting out fucking horrible fucking music and all their fucking shows are fucking packed, man. So like, what does that say about people? You know, it's the, it's the, the, it's the time of the hustler. Those people are doing something right. They're getting out there and hustling and finding their audience. And I know it's a, it's a matter of opinion just because I don't like something doesn't mean that this is like the fucking coolest fucking music. Maybe I'm fucking missing the fucking boat. You know what I mean? But it's just like, that's one thing about, and I love my city, man. I love LA, you know, but that's one thing about LA. It's so big and so spread out that there are 10,000 bands going on at once on any given night, you know? And like, it feels like we're almost like in a sea where like a few winners and I know some of the bands, you know, lightning Woodcock and the bad motherfuckers are one of the bands that I think are, are one of the few winners in a sea of a whole lot of fucking shitty fucking music, fucking losers, you know? But, um, I don't know. I mean, the people I call losers are having their shows fucking packed out. So, I mean, and you know, a lot of times I'll be honest, only 500 people, you know, you know, so it's, it gets kind of, uh, kind of scarce some, some nights. We're one of the 25 best bands in Long Beach, so we're not winning either. All right. Yeah. Yeah. We got, we actually got noticed, uh, for one of the, we were number 21 out of 25 top bands in Long Beach and we did it all the way from Highland Park. All right. Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. That's fucking Imperial. So we made it. So take that best coast. Yeah. Eat our fucking dicks. Hello. Uh, hi caller. You're on the air with lightning Woodcock. Hello. Charles again. Welcome to the Charles show. What's going on, man? Hey, Charles, just want to say that Charles don't like the best coast either. They, it's like balls, huh? Charles. Yeah. Charles really, really don't like the best coast. They have that like a, like a chubby chinito playing the bass. Uh huh. I don't like that guy. You don't like this song? No. I don't know. Oh yeah, I think I just saw him. There he went. There he went. Maybe I could get it. You know what? You know what really sucks though is like, these people might be like, really fucking cool people. You know what I mean? They're like really fucking genuine, fucking cool people and they just play shitty music, you know? And like, I'm not going to name any names, you know? And I mean the Mormons, we know like a lot of bands and stuff and there are a lot of like really fucking cool people that are like playing some really fucking crap. Fucking just like shitty fucking music. And like I said, this is just my opinion, you know, whatever, but it's really hard to like hate a band when they're like really fucking cool, you know? Right. And they're like, hey, come out and, you know, fucking come to our show and stuff. I'm like, oh yeah, let's see, you know, we'll see, you know, whatever, if we can go there. But I'm just like, you know, so as soon as they're like fucking assholes, I'm just ready. I have all this ammunition, you know, so I'm ready to go. Sure. So yeah, man. So best coast, man. Yeah, we were, um, I actually went to a party and, um, which was pretty fun. And then it turned out, it turned out to be like a full on fucking coke party. And we're, we're fucking, me and my girlfriend, we, I mean, cause we don't do cocaine, you know, um, I mean, I don't know. These days, you know? Yeah, man. And so like fucking people are just like fucking gnawing their fucking jaws off and stuff. But we did have a good time, you know, whatever. It was, it was a really good night. And, but, but we did miss the, um, you didn't try to have to try to keep up with the Joneses though, fortunately. Well, I don't know. In full, in full disclosure, I did drop a tab of ecstasy. So, but I was still feeling good. You did the right thing. I'll tell you what, I was really bummed out that, that they changed the smoking policy here. Cause I brought some salvia diva norm. I was hoping. Oh, you did? Oh my God. I was hoping that we would be able to smoke it in here. Man, we're going to get all Miley Cyrus up in there. Oh yeah. Yeah. Awesome. Well, I don't know. You don't want to smoke this shit on the sidewalk. Cause you know what? Yeah. You probably will. The sidewalk will start hallucinating. You'll be, you wind up horizontal, you know, man. And that's no fun on the cold. Do it on a carpet or something. And here's a commentary for the kids. I was, cause salvia is the best, like it's the shortest high like ever, but it's one of the best. So for people who don't know what salvia is. Yeah. It's by far like the most powerful. There's a lot of people who don't know what salvia is. But it's very brief. It's like, it lasts like less than a minute. What is salvia? What is that? But it's very intense. It's very, it's, don't do it kids. It'll make you feel really good. And you'll trip out and see all different kinds of cartoon characters and stuff. Don't do it. Yeah. It ain't no party drug. I'll tell you that. It's not fun. No, no, but you know, I was going to try to taunt you guys with some peer pressure to smoke some with me. Hey, you know what, man? The night is still young, man. Santa Monica peer. Wait, we'll peer. We'll peer. Hey, you know what though? Did you guys get to, are you guys a fan of like watching like the, the new year's fucking, uh, the ball drop and shit with Dick Clark? I'm a big fan of waiting for stuff to end. Yeah. And so the year always. Yeah. Yeah. So I like that. This guy keeps going and going, but the, the thing with Dick Clark is like, I remember him from when I was a kid and I would see him on there and he talked normal, like a normal person who didn't have a stroke, but then he did have a stroke and like, now he's like having like a hard time. Have you, have you heard Dick Clark? No, I haven't. I haven't. He had a stroke. So it sounds slightly better than Ed McMahon. You know what? There's a, there's a point in time, um, as a performer or whatever that you have to like draw the line and say, you know what? I'm out. This is it. This is, this is where I draw the line because it's like, New Year's is supposed to be, you're looking forward to like new things and like happy stuff. But when you hear Dick Clark nowadays, it just reminds you that you're going to get old and feeble and die, man. Check this out. Here's the, I feel like he's counting down to his own end. He's yeah, exactly. That's what he's doing, man. So here's Dick Clark. I don't, and you haven't heard him. So you're going to trip out. He doesn't sound like Dick Clark anymore. He sounds kind of like a, a drunk, very drunk, a skid row, homeless, a Dick Clark person, Dick Clark impersonator. Anyway, check it out, man. Here's the fucking, uh, 2012. And this is Ryan Seacrest. I thought that was Conrad Murray. He's like throwing it to what you feel, what you see, what you look out right now. He's talking to Pitbull and Justin Bieber. Isn't that disgusting? I can't believe I missed this. I like that. So here comes the Clark man. Clark is Dick. Thank you, Ryan. Now, you have that picture of Boston. I don't care where you live. I don't care where you live. I don't care where you live. You won't find me. Did they, they, they put the T-pain effect on, uh, on Dick Clark or what? I still find it amazing. Ryan. Wow. Feel the anticipation. Dick sounds a little bit, he, he doesn't sound right. It doesn't sound good. You know, it kind of, it's kind of freaky, you know, and so. I like it better. So check this out, man. Um, so here's the fucking countdown. Fucking, uh, let me fast forward. Let's see what we've got over here. We're using, uh, the miracles of modern technology right now. So here's Dick Clark. He's going to, he's going to count down his fame, his famous countdown. Think about who you're going to be kissing. Did you think about that? We were going to kiss. We were looking around. I'll tell you that Dick, you've done this for the last 40 years. Please take it away. Count us down to the new year. All right. And now the big bonus. What? Oh shit. Reminds me of, is this Young Guns 2? Here it goes. Yeah, yeah, he is. He's off. Six, five, four, three, two, one. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. All right. Chavez y Chavez. Everybody, everybody quiet down for a little bit because you're going to hear Dick Clark kissing his wife right now. It's so fucking, you can hear it. It's some snaps. Check it out. It's coming up right now. Give it a couple seconds. Here it comes. Listen, listen. You guys hear that? Hold on. I want to play that shit again. I want to play that shit again. I want to play that shit again. I want to play that shit again. I want to play that shit again. He's all, he's like, this is a guy who had a stroke, you know? So, he's fucking smooching his wife. That's nasty. That's nasty. Isn't it disturbing? You know, I mean, because you remember Dick Clark, you know, from, you know, all these years. And you know what was really kind of creepy is like, okay, so here is, I don't even know if Dick Clark is alive right now. Because like, I noticed some similarities from this year to last year. Okay, so this is this year. This is Dick Clark this year. All right. And now, the big bonus that we made for us is in the lower of this house, this is the background. They are going to remember tonight forever. Okay, so that was him this year, right? Okay, so last year, this was Dick Clark. Okay, so here's Dick Clark. Okay, so here's Dick Clark. Okay, so here's Dick Clark. Here's Dick Clark coming up. Hold on a second. Let me. This is him last year. Wow. Okay, so that's what he said last year. And this is what he said this year. All right. So like, there's something up with, I don't know if he's even here anymore. I think he might be gone. All right. So now, the big bonus that we made for us is in the lower of this house, this is the background. They are going to remember tonight forever. Okay, so that was this year. Okay, one more time. This was him last year. So what I'm thinking is like, they just have Dick Clark like on a loop and he's not even alive anymore. I think he's gone. We need Clark to take over and count us down. Dick. Thank you, my friend. Now, the moment of truth. We need to get him out of here. We need to get him out of here. We need to get him out of here. It says the same shit. You're going to hear more of the crowd and believe it. You will never, ever forget it. Are you ready? But you know, he did do a little bit of improvement because this was him in 2010, the year before. I think the guy should maybe retire a little bit. You ready, my man? Yes, indeed. This is the big moment of all the day. Everybody should come here at least once. Never, ever forget it. You did improve. The boys are dizzy. They're suffering their fever time. What the fuck is he saying? 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 12, 10, 11, 12, 9, 8, 7, 6. Oh, man. So he kind of fucked up. So he did do a little. Do you think? Do you think he's going to come back this next year? So you're saying he's like Dick Headroom? You know what? I could see fucking when Ryan Seacrest is like throwing it back to him. He can't wait till that motherfucker either quits or fucking kicks the bucket, man. He's just fucking waiting for that spot. Anyway, so anyway, let's take another break. We'll play another couple songs and we'll be back with Lightning Woodcock. The first episode of 2012 on the more music. Man, I'm an asshole. Sorry, I'm hating myself right now. That's funny shit. Hi, this is Jim Schrader. You are listening to the more music radio program on skinbrown.la. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. guitar solo I've been at work all day I got nothing left No time or energy Been breaking my back For over 20 years Don't own no company 40 hours or more Every goddamn week Don't you know it takes its toll With no witness How you know that I just might Set my daughter swinging from a pole Been dumpster diving For a long time Four bottles and cans in the morning Standing on the corner Playing hard playing Singing for a change Dumpster diving Four bottles and cans in the morning Every morning Standing on the corner Playing hard playing Singing for a change For a long time Your job I ain't working here anymore No, motherfucker, your job My paycheck keeps me poor Friday I got to eat though Saturday my hand is cold Fuck your job I ain't working here Anymore Friday, I got the ego Saturday, my hand is cold Friday, I feel invincible Saturday, I'm feeling old Friday, I'm smoking reefer Saturday, I can't get high Friday, I'm getting posay Saturday, my dick is dry My dick is dry My dick is dry My dick is dry Being doused to 10,000 bottles and cans But lightning won't be working for another man Got all the masses, men of whims and chains But lightning's on the corner playing off old chains Fuck! 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And he's at a website that was mentioned a couple minutes earlier. Anyway, moving on. Friday, which is pretty much now, Vince's best friend Buddyhead is going to be spinning over at the Echoplex. I'm glad that you mentioned Buddyhead on our radio show. We're tight. We're like this. And I mean like a dick and an asshole. Fucking dick. Fuck that guy. But anyway, Crooked Cowboy is going to be playing at the Echoplex with Buddyhead. We are telling people about your show. And Batwings, Catwings, who I also like, is going to be there along with Buddyhead. It's not their fault. They're still a good band. They're still a good band as long as Crooked Cowboy is coming in. Anyway, and then Black Heart Throbs, who used to be Dave Benitez, used to be in the Mormons. Or in the Dyslexics. Excuse me. I always mix that up. Anyway, they'll be at the Universal Bar and Grill. 1995. Hey, hey. He's shooting. Way back to like when we should have killed ourselves. We're dating ourselves. But anyway, moving on to Saturday. Our big associate, Sarah Swen, it's her birthday. She helped us put out our last EP. That's right. Sarah Swen did the... We love Sarah Swen. We're not dead. Seven inch. All right. Thank you. Because even though her boyfriend hates us, she doesn't. She's very nice. He doesn't hate us. No, he's a good guy and she's a very good woman. He doesn't hate us. He hates me. Probably. But that's fine. You know, things happen. A lot of people. Fantastica. It's going to be playing at the Warehouse 102 in Van Nuys. 16,000 Strathern. So there you go. Sunday is Elvis' birthday, I guess. So, you know, shake your hips. Monday, Sid and Nancy. Don't worry about that. Tuesday. I really like this name. I have no idea what this band is about. Can Blaster at the Echoplex. And we out-talked. It's a fucking jazz song. Hey, what are you going to do? We just fucking blab and shit. So anyway, finish it up, man. Okay. Well, on Wednesday, there's really nothing happening. But there's this dude I almost killed with my car named Kevin Nealon. He's going to be doing stand-up at the Largo and at the Coronet. All right, man. I almost killed him and Brooke Shields at the same time. It was pretty cool. Yeah. I remember that. It was fun. Anyway, thanks again, Lightning Woodcock, man. We really appreciate you coming down on the More Music Radio Pod. You're always welcome. Thank you. And thanks, everybody, for listening. And we'll catch you next Thursday on www.skidrow.la. We may or may not have a princess song. I don't know what's going on. Thanks again, Lightning. My pleasure. Appreciate it, man. Thank you. Good night, everybody. Get home safe, kids. All right, then. Good night.