Straight out of Skid Row Studios in downtown Los Angeles is the LaFrost and Mo Show. Hey, motherfuckers. What up? Okay. Yeah, so I guess that means that now we are doing it. We're doing it tonight. We're fucking gonna do it. You guys got a real fucking intro now. Yeah, can you believe that? It's all prone shit all up in Skid Row Studios. We're fucking professionals, man. We have to say some really perverse shit. Hey, so I want to plug the guy that made that voiceover for us. Go right on. His name's Alan J. Schwartz. Schwartz. You can check him out at ajsvoiceover.com. ajsvoiceover.com. So I just put a fucking post on Craigslist. That's awesome. That's awesome. Put an ad on there saying that I was looking for a voiceover to do a podcast intro. And it sounds fantastic. In about 20 minutes, I got about 400 replies, man. Are you serious? Holy shit. Yeah, so I guess there's a lot of... Wow, people be trying to get some jobs and shit. I know, I know. It must be rough out there. Did you get to hear his voice first? What's that? You heard the voice first? Yeah. These guys had different samples and shit, and they had websites and stuff. So I pretty much listened to maybe the first 10 out of that 400 and picked it from there. Nice. Nice. Good job. That's fucking awesome. You guys are pros. We sound pro now. We sound pro, but that don't mean we are pros. In again. Here we go, Vice. What's up, Vice? What's up, Vice? What are you doing out there? I think you... You're putting together... A bluntsicle. That's cute. A bluntsicle. A bluntsicle. A bluntsicle. A bluntsicle. You're so cute about it. I like it. What the fuck? Damn. Everybody's anti you today. What's up with that? Oh, well. It's all right. It's cool. Thanks, guys. Ain't no problem. Right back at ya. Right back at ya. So what are we doing tonight on the LaFrost and Mo show? We are going to be playing some music. We are going to be playing some music. We are going to be playing some music. We are going to be playing some music. We are going to be playing some music and talking about... Shit. Stuff. Shit. Having a chili challenge. Chili challenge. Chili challenge. Okay. Oh, we got to talk about that because what happened when we weren't even like recording? Oh, yeah. She dominated all the chilis. Yeah. She's just like taking shots of all that shit. She already did all of them. She's like, oh, that was... No, she wasn't. Teresita was not impressed by any of the chilis. She was just like fucking bored. We'll see what happens, though. Maybe she needs... Maybe she needs a little bit more. Maybe she needs a little more. I don't know, man. Because a couple of my coworkers, we went to a Japanese curry place and they put some of the sauce in the curry, the Naga Viper sauce. And the one guy didn't come into work the next day. And they both said that they felt kind of high and delusional after having that chili. God damn. My shit. Are you sure you want to... So, I just think that Teresita's got to... Is that why you're wrecking me? Yeah, man. Hey, man. Now I feel like... Now I kind of feel like doing it. What if that's like... What do you feel... What do you feel? What if that's Teresita's special power? What? I kind of down for that. Hey, it's kind of sounding great now. Maybe I'll do it. The chili job. You going to try it? You might go more blind and shit. Oh, yeah. You know what? That might not be good. Wait, hold on. She's like, oh, shit. I don't need my glasses anymore. Yeah, what if it fixes my eyes? My broken eyes. What if it does shit? My broken eyes. My broken eyes. My broken eyes. Okay. Anyways, wait. Are we going to... Are we going to... What are we doing? Are we... I don't know. Let's play some fucking music. Yeah. Music. Let's smoke some weed. Smoking weed. And talk about shit. Shit. And open the freedom cans, bottles. Yeah, we have bottles. And the tecatas. I got Arbor Mist in honor of Jolene because it's Valentine. It's around Valentine. Valentine's Day. I got my cookie right here. I know. Oh, challenge. Okay. Yeah. Well, let's say... It's supposed to say, I like you, but it says, I lie. Yeah. I lie. I lie. Yeah, it's crazy. Do you think they did that on purpose? I don't know. All the cookies in the box are all fucked up. Or the little barrel, whatever it was. Monkeys in a barrel. The ghetto cookies. What's the first song on the fucking list? Let's see. What do you want to do right now, Frosty? I usually do the first song, Moses. Well, you're going to do it tonight. Oh, okay. All right. Yes. Tonight. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Um... Come on with it. Come on with it. We got our shit together here, man. Holy crap. Shut the fuck up. That was that blunt and a half that you smoked before the show. So, yeah. We're all feeling the effects of the fucking magical herb. And the Arbor Mist. Like I said earlier, Arbor Mist sparkling wine. Anyways. I fucking forgot earlier that Cindy met Moses. I just forgot. And you like reintroduced them and shit. Yeah. I was like, hey. That's so funny. Hey, this is Cindy. Hey, this is Mo. And I just acted like she never fucking saw him before. You're retarded. Yeah, it's pretty bad. That's funny. Okay. So, I guess the first song is going to be Frank Zappa with the Valley Girl. Because I have a funny story about that. But there it goes. There it is. There it is. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. She's a. Like, oh my God. Valley Girl. Like, totally. Valley Girl. And it's in us like so bitchin'. Valley Girl. There's like the Galleria. Valley Girl. And like all those like really great. Shoe stores. I like love going into like clothing stores and stuff. I like buy the neatest mini skirts and stuff. It's like so bitchin'. Cause like everybody's like super, super nice. It's like so bitchin'. Like. On the tour. There she goes. She just bought some bitchin' clothes. Tosses her head and flips her hair. She got a whole bunch of nothin' there. Anyway, it goes. Are you into S&M? I go, oh right. Could you like just picture me in like a leather chair? Yeah, right. Hurt me, hurt me. I'm sure. No way. He was like freaking me out. He called me a beastie. That's cause like he totally glitz. He goes like back of your face. I'm sure. Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Okay, fine. For sure, for sure. She's a Valley Girl. So sweet and good. Okay, fine. For sure, for sure. She's a. Really sad. Valley Girl. Like my English teacher. He's like. Valley Girl. He's like Mr. Boo-Foo. Valley Girl. We're talking Lord God King Boo-Foo. Valley Girl. I am so sure he's like so gross. Like sits there and like plays with all his rings. And he like flirts with all the guys in the class. It's like totally disgusting. I'm like so sure. It's like bark me out. Gag me with a spoon. Last idea to gross her mind. I have something to do. I have to find a stupid where to find. A pair of jeans to fit her butt. And where to get her toenails cut. So like I go into this like salon place, you know. And I went like to get my toenails done. And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails are like so grody. It was like really embarrassing. She's like, oh my God, like bag those toenails. I'm like sure. And she goes, I don't know if I can handle this, you know. I was like really embarrassed. Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Okay fine. For sure, for sure. She's a Valley Girl. And there is no cure. Okay fine. For sure, for sure. She's a Valley Girl. And there is no cure. Like my mother's like a total space cadet. She like makes me do the dishes and clean the cat box. Hi! Uh-huh? My name is Andrea Wilson. Uh-huh? That's right, Andrea? Uh-huh? I know. It's like... I do not talk funny, I am sure! What's the matter with the way I talk? I am a Val, I know. But I live like it, we live in Parvencino, so it's okay. Uh-huh? I don't know! I am like freaking out, totally! Oh my god! Like, oh my god. Oh. Oh my god, that's funny because... let me tell you why. What was it? What the fuck? Because I announced it as Frank Zappa Valley Girl, but it was a cover. What's up with that? So it's kind of funny. But it was a cover. It was a cover? Yeah! It was a cover. Oh fuck, that's my fault. It was a cover that I have no idea, but you know what's funny? This is funny. This is the funny part. Is that I like that version. Oh shit. So I'm kind of like, holy shit! We try to put this show together like two minutes before we hit the record button and not a whole lot of research goes into the music. That's how we do it. No, because you see, I don't have that... It's all freestyle. Oh god, let's... do you want to? We really want to... Oh, the cat, the cat! Huh? What? What? Oh, the cat, the cat! Yes. Bukowski's up here in the studio right now. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Oh, that fucking cat. Pissy McGee. That fucking... that cat pisses and shits on everything. Bukowski. Oh man. That's not cool. Watch out guys. Watch out. But yeah. Don't let him piss on your stuff. Don't let him piss on Paco. He's gonna piss on Paco. Don't piss on Paco. My cat's seriously gonna piss on your dog. That sucks. Your cat is big enough to piss on my dog. That would kind of suck, dude. He's like a little panther. So what the fuck? Jeremy's got some sexy... Alright, man, you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and play one I started off the last show with the Manic Hispanic song and I'm gonna fucking do it again. Do it again. I'm gonna do it again. I'm feeling that. Me too. Here it is. I'm gonna do it again. I'm feeling that. I'm feeling that. I'm feeling that. I'm feeling that. I'm feeling that. I'm feeling that. Me too. No more Todd Rubin. I was so wasted. I was a wacko. I was a jackass. I was a dark. I was out of my head. I used to sleep in with my uncle Jimmy. I was a jackass. I was out of my head. I was so wasted. I was wasted. Yes. Yes. Yes. Manic Hispanic. That's what we were fucking talking about. Yeah. A little extra something something. Snuck up on you. I think that was over. I want to. I forgot about that last part. That was kind of awesome though how that happened. Oh God. Yeah. Me too. It was meant to fucking do. It was meant to fucking do. Yeah. We couldn't have planned that better. Should I? I should. Should I say? So who do we got in the studio tonight? Who? Oh, we got a plethora of folks. We got. Well, of course, you guys know we got Vice. Yeah. What up? Vice. You know, Frosty and I. Then we got, you know, Jeremy, the man who makes everything happen. The man who makes it happen. The man who makes shit happen. Hey, by the way, there's the LaFrost and Moe show dot com now. Oh, yeah. Oh, isn't that awesome? That'll just go to Skid Row Studios page. But, you know, it's still going to. It's still there. Shit. I don't know what to say. I just. And. Oh, my bad. That's cute. You guys are now on Twitter. Twitter. Twitter me this. Twitter me that. So follow LaFrost and Moe on Twitter. On Tweaker. Follow them everywhere. Twitter dot com slash LaFrost and Moe. Yeah. Don't harass me. Yeah. Especially LaFrost. No. She said that. And let them in your shows for free because they go to the shows. Yeah. What? All right. Let me talk about free and shit. Who else is here? This podcast is free. Shit. Shit. It better be. We have Teresita and Richard. Yes. And they're going to be doing the chili challenge on the radio. She already did it. No. She got to go full on. You got to do more. What the heck? Why do you. I don't know. We get some chips. I don't got no chips, but. No, we don't. We don't play that shit around here. No chips. Richard's going to talk about. He is a fighter. Yep. Yes. My friend. He's going to fight going on this weekend. Richard He's gonna come over here and talk about that shit And let us know Yep What the fuck is happening Okay so play the song that I wanna play What song do you wanna play Play something that we can smelt this blunt to Yes Cause that's what everybody at home should be doing Cause since I started with the cover That I didn't even mean to start with the cover I'm gonna do another cover Of another new Vice man He's the blunt master Blunt master The blunt supreme He's the blunt master You're the fucking blunt Bluntinator You gotta bring the bong flute out though That was a good one Bong flute They're over there waiting for the bong olympics Are we gonna have a bong olympics We're gonna have to have like a little bong flute orchestra How do you play the bong olympics though I don't know There's really no challenge it's just everybody just takes bong I got two I got two bongs up here and I think what we could do Okay I'm taking pictures of it right now Have a bong race Whoever can clear the bowl first Is the fucking grand champion I got a warm up It's Danny hands down I put my money on Danny I put my money on Cindy Where is she She works in a fucking dispenser She could take some bong hits She's a fucking champion I think so Cindy where are you But I don't know if you can get her on the podcast She's a fucking champion She's not into it Your bong hitting skills aren't needed The podcast is kind of lame Who wants to take over this How sad Oh my god you just broke my heart But I'm still smoking a blunt right here I'm sure I'll get over it But I'm sad It's lame It's kind of funny because my real name means lame Like if you look it up Yes it does Isn't that a coinkydink Isn't that a fucking coinkydink right there Lafrost means lame How does it mean lame Because it's a Roman name Claude and you know the feminine word is Claudia Or the feminine name I mean Claude is lame Claude means lame I just think of LaCarre LaCarre Yeah you know of LaCars Pepe Le Pew Those are cool Yes LaCarr I don't want one of those Where does this go It's a moe over there Moe Moe Oh shit it's my turn for the blunticle Yeah but let's play this song What's up with that music Yeah yeah I'm gonna play this song Is it my turn It's your fucking turn Let's play something baby Oh yeah yeah What's that What you got That's what you should be playing right there Yeah okay got it Silicon Tunes with Let's Dance It's another cover Since we started off Since I started off with the cover So here you go This one's for Mr. Fuzzums Okay go I have no idea who that is Hey baby won't you take a chance Say that you'll let me have this dance Let's dance Let's dance We do the twisty stuff Like potato too Any old dance that you wanted to Let's dance Let's dance Hey baby will you thrill me so Hold me tight never let me go Let's dance Let's dance We do the twisty stuff Like potato too Any of them that you want to, let us dance Let us dance Let us dance Let us dance Let us dance Let us dance Let us dance Hey baby, it's a swinging ride Cause I know that you're nice and nice Let's dance Let's dance Let's dance Let's dance Let's dance Let's dance Let's dance You know, I like when bands do like their own versions of covers, you know, I think it's really cool. Yeah. Like. We all do it. Yeah. We all love playing covers and shit and doing it our way. Isn't that why we start playing? Pretty much, yeah. Everybody always starts off with covers for the most part. Yeah. Yeah, no shit. So, what happened in Egypt, you guys? What happened to the song I wanted to hear? I wanted to hear number three. I wanted to smoke a blunt at number three. Number three? Oh, shit. Number three? While the blunt's still going around, you gotta play that. Oh. Cause I'm feeling shit. But I'm gonna skip in front of Moses. Don't trip. That's alright. That's alright. Go ahead and bring. Don't trip, potato chip. Okay, Vice wants to hear Don't Man by Eazy-E. Why don't you do that intro? If you. Yeah, we'll do that shit. Yeah, cause he's smoking a blunt and we should be playing, listening to that shit right now while we're smoking the blunt. This is dope, man. Smoking the blunt. Smoking the blunt. Yo, man, what you need? Yo, man, I need something, man. I need a 20, man. What you got, man? I get this real chain, man. Man, this shit look like the gold on the road shit. Man, this is wild, man. It's real, man. This shit ain't real, man. You better get the fuck out of here and come back with some money, man. Come on, man. Be cool, man. Young Mexicans always come with this shit. Hey, stick it in the bass. Oh, that is funky. That is funky. Like, man, can't you shake this out of that funk? It was once said by a man who couldn't quit. Dope man, please, can I have another hit? The dope man. The dope man said, I don't give a shit if your girl kneel down and suck my dick. It all happened and the guy tried to choke her. Nigga didn't care. She ain't nothing but a smoker. That's the way it goes. That's the name of the game. Young brother getting over by slanging can. Go to Ronda's naked for a 10K habit. Bitch is clocking on her dick 24-7. Plus, he's making money. Keep the bass heads waiting. Rolling six-fold with the fresh ass tape. Living in California, California, C-A. This movie up. Your ass if you don't get paid. Nigga bad for credit. He's knocking out teeth. Probably much dollars on the first and 15th. Bitch, why the money? Nothing less than a 20. Yo, you want a five? Oh, the dope man's got plenty. To be a dope man, boy, you must qualify. Don't get high off your own supply. From a T to a G, it's all about money. 10 beats for a 10, bass, pipe, punk, free. And people out there not hip to the fact. If you see somebody getting money for crack, he's the... Dope man, dope man. Hey, man, give me a hint. Dope man, dope man. Yo, man, fuck that shit. Dope man, dope man. We just can't quit. Dope man, dope man. Don't suck this bitch. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who the fuck are you talking to? Do you know the fuck I am? Man, I can't believe this shit. This bitch is trying to gank me. Yo, I'll slap you inside your head with nine inches of lipstick. You need a nigga with money so you get a dope man. Juice that fool for as much as you can. She like his car and he get with her. Got a black eye because the dope man hit her. Let that slide and you pay it no mind. Find that he's slapping you all the time. But that's okay because he's so rich. And you ain't nothing but a dope man's bitch. Do what he say and you keep your mouth shut. Popping that crack might get you fucked up. We'll sit and cry if the dope man strike you. He don't give a fuck. He got two just like you. Love another girl as the dope man's life. Not quite a bitch but far from a wife. She call her Strawberry and everybody knows Strawberry. Strawberry is the neighborhood hoe. Do anything for a hit or two. Get a bitch around she fuck the whole damn crew. It might be your wife and it might make you sick. Come home and see her mouth on the dope man's dick. Strawberry just look and you'll see her. But don't fuck around she'll give you gonorrhea. And people out there not hip to the fact that Strawberry is a girl selling pussy for crack to the dope man. Hey man, give me a hit. Yo man, dope man. Yo man, fuck that shit. Yo man, dope man. Give me your face. Yo train, kick him the bed. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Easy. Dope man. That was for Vice. The homie Vice. Oh. Oh. Sorry. Sorry. I was stuffing. I was stepping on my friend Richard's Chord there The headphones thing And he was all like Sorry Say something He's like get off the floor What's up Richard I know I couldn't get close enough to the mic Because she was stepping on my cord Oh shit Sorry We got Richard on the mic with us tonight Special guest Hey everybody So what are you doing tomorrow It's Sunday night Which will probably be Tomorrow night When people hear this Yeah So figure it out yourselves Because I can't do that right now Anyways Going to be down in San Diego For a big Brazilian Jiu Jitsu tournament And you're going to be fighting Yeah I'm going to be fighting in a tournament Doing two divisions Like submission grappling And Brazilian Jiu Jitsu with the Gi on It'll be like an all day event What's the Gi on The Gi is actually like What you would say Like a karate uniform But it's about Five pounds of cotton Which after gets Soaking wet Probably feels like a suit of armor Really difficult to move in Yeah Those are nice though Like they I've seen Gi's before And they're like They're cool Well we use them to choke each other with And the control Holy shit Oh yeah Damn You know how to handle your Gi shit Your Gi He be Gi-ifying you I'm Gi and shit So Richard How'd you get into fighting It's funny I actually was just watching Reality TV And looking at these guys down there And I said well You know what do these dudes on TV have That I don't have I couldn't figure things So I just You know off the couch Walked into my local gym And you know told them what I wanted to do And I was lucky to find a really good Really good school And a really good team And they motivated me the whole time Who's your team man Who do you train with And what instructs you I train with New Breed Academy In Santa Fe Springs Actually we're under BJJ New Breed We're under BJJ Revolution Team And we're Our team is actually Kind of a spin off of the original Carlson Gracie team And they're really big in Brazil And they brought this sport You know to the United States And it's really the foundation of where The UFC started And it started as a way for You know the world to see Brazilian Jiu Jitsu in action And that was really how the UFC came about Wow But tell them what you're doing Tell them what you're doing Tell them what you're doing Tell them what it's done for you Like Cause you're like an inspiration actually Like it's amazing And Jeremy would like Hey you guys You guys both know each other Why don't you Tell each other Oh I know This is my friend Richard I have another name that I Trying to Which we will not mention Which is Shant But anyways I used to call him in high school And that's how I always know him And anyways so Yeah those old nicknames Are hard to shake I love you Yeah Yeah Yeah so we went to high school together We used to go to perversion And dance all goth and shit Like all shadow dancing Like you know Like Like for reals You know Like give out the money Like take the pizza You know What? What the fuck are you talking about? Take the pizza? What the fuck? What kind of fucking club was that? Holy shit Where the hell are you guys hanging out now? Pizza club What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? I don't remember like that Why did I always sound like I was like such a badass? Okay well It's all about food What the fuck man? It's alright Food is my friend Whichever one you choose Leave me alone alright Yeah whatever Anyways Okay so What are we gonna play now Mo? I don't know I think we were there Richard Oh yeah We were gonna get one on there What are you gonna do? I think there's a really good song on there from Ministry Oh you should play that one Yeah I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know What's the name of the song? It's called So What So What So fucking what By Ministry Yeah There it is This is Richard's song Here it is You have had all that money can give you, but that wasn't enough. You became a prince. Prince. Prince. Prince. Prince. Kill for a prince. This thrill-seeking became the one great thing in your life, piling one thrill on another until the murder. Kill for the love of killing. Kill for a prince. The thrill-seeker comes from all walks of life. Comes from the home. The home where the parents are too busy to praise their children. The home where the parents are too busy to praise their children. 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Ha ha ha ha ha. Success. Ha ha ha ha ha. Success. Ha ha ha ha ha. Success. Success. I'm gonna be successful. Ha ha ha ha ha. Drive. Ha ha ha ha ha. Drive. Ha ha ha ha ha. Drive. Ha ha ha ha ha. Drive. Ha ha ha ha ha. You citizens, sentences supplied. Become accidents. My eyes, shit out lies. I only kill to know I'm alive. So what? So what? So what? So what? So what? Drive. Drive. Drive. Drive. Drive. Drive. Drive. Drive. Yo. That was a what? That was what, Richard, Richard, Richard. Richard. Get up. Get up. Ball in it. I'm here. You got to go balls deep in this motherfucker right here. Hurry up. Whoa. Whoa. Hey now. Hey. So Richard. Tell us about your story because I don't know what happened. We were supposed to start talking about it and then it changed to put it on your song. So it started with me never doing anything athletic at all ever. You know being. You didn't even skate when you were young? We were. Remember because we used to dance at goth clubs. Remember? You used to dance at goth clubs? Why are you fucking. You got the delivery dance. What? As far as the sports I was always a short fat kid that always got picked last to play dodgeball and I wasn't really built. Me too Richard. Me too. Wasn't really built for sports but for some reason I thought I can do it one day and found you know found a gym and I was at one point over 260 pounds and could barely. He was kind of chunky soup. Yeah kind of. Did I know you? Yes. I think you did. Yep. You know little overweight and now after losing 120 pounds and. That's great. Being in this sport I found something that I can do. I hope. That you enjoy doing. That's not even a chore. Well hopefully that I can do it as long as I'm physically able. Yeah. That's what this sport has really done for me and given me you know a new direction and just to think about it and everything it's like a human chess match. Never ending game. Yep. So if you like you know. Maybe you'll. Maybe I'll. Maybe I'm like projecting. Maybe I'll find like something that I enjoy doing too. You know like. Oh yeah. I can like. Well there's people that get involved in that sport. Like podcasting. Like podcasting. This is fun. It's fun for me. Yeah. It's fun. It's the LaFrost Emo Show. Oh yeah. That's right. Emo Show. That's right. Whoa. Remember? Remember? I forgot about it dude. What happened? Shit eh. What happened? Just kidding. Hey Richard. Sometimes I listen. So where can we see you? Where can we see you fight this weekend? It's going to be out in San Diego. Actually La Jolla. And I'm actually going to see if I can get you know my matches taped so we can put them up on YouTube and hopefully it all goes well and I don't get hurt. Cool. Yeah. I'm sure you'll do good. No. You're going to kick some fucking ass. Yeah. Kick some fucking ass. Fucking ass. Been in the sport for close to five years now. And just working towards my black belt and just going to try to compete as much as I can. Yeah. I'm going to try to get as many as I can this year and just chasing gold, just chasing medals and going to try to get as many as I can this year. Hell yeah. You go. That's cool. You know what? I totally wish you luck. And then your wife is here with you, right? Oh, she's going to do the chili challenge. For reals this time. Yeah. For reals. She's actually a training partner too because she's on the mat as well. Oh yeah. She does that shit too. Right on. That's cool dude. Once my eyes get fixed I'm going to try. I think I would like it too. I think that's my thing. Yeah. That would be cool. I like to wrestle. I like to wrestle. I like to wrestle. You like to wrestle? Yeah. I just have to stay a little bit better than her. I can't let her start beating me but she's actually pretty tough. Yeah. You better watch out homie. You got to watch out. She's getting there. Just kick him in the balls daddy. Just kick him in the balls. That's all you got to do. Just kidding. So yeah. We're going to do the chili challenge and then we're going to like. Just kidding. Don't do that. That'll hurt. I'm mad. Just because you need to hurt him. That's where you go. Okay. So we're going to do the chili challenge in a bit and we're going to do like fucking some bong fluting action. Yeah. We're going to bong Olympics. Bong Olympics. What is that? It'll be happening. We're going to have a bong race. Whoever could. Oh yeah. We got two bongs up here. Biggers. Flute. Fucking bong flute. Fucking. Bong flute action. Okay. All kinds of shit. Bong flute dot com and shit. That is. And two people here are going to compete. I don't know who it's going to be yet but. I want to play. I want to play. Whoever can clear the bowl is the fucking grandmaster wizard. Wizard. I want to be the grand wizard. The grandmaster. The grandmaster wizard and shit. That doesn't sound right. I don't know why but it doesn't sound right. Oh my god. That's not a good thing. We have a studio audience tonight too you guys. They're a little quiet up in here. Yeah. Everybody's all quiet. Yeah. And Dino's up in here. Yeah. His brother Jose. They're both filming this shit. We're going to play. We got like a dual camera action right now. I hope it's not bad angles guys. Come on. I'm going to do something. I don't mean to like get beat down on what anybody does but this one's called us. You know it's a song by a band called Seven Seconds. This one's called I Hate Sports. I hate sports. It's a football game. It's a big ball. It's a fucking game. TV sports. They are some shit. Yeah. I would love to be somewhere. I hate sports. I hate sports. I hate sports. I hate sports. I hate watching people play. Fucking hit the fucking play. All of it is a late game. Yeah. He's a whipping fucking tank. I hate sports. I hate sports. I hate sports. I hate sports. Amen. Yes, yes, yes. I hate sports. Moses, you know what? I love that fucking song. And my buddy Charles and I, who's here in the studio with us somewhere around here. Where you at? I'm right here. Oh, shit. You're here. Oh, shit. I'm here. Charles. Hi, Mo. Hey. This is our good friend Charles. Say hey, Laverne. Hello, Laverne. Hello, Laverne. There you go. There you go. You got that. That's fucking, yeah. That's him right there. That's for you. I was like, is that the Laverne guy? Is that Laverne? I would tell Mo, is that the Laverne guy? Hello, Laverne. Hello, Laverne. Hello, Laverne. That's fucking, what is that? What is that? What is that? That's from, that's Squiggy. Yes. They're kind of squiggy-ish. Laverne and Shirley. You gotta bite your knuckles or what does he do? Yeah. Immortal, timeless. Yes. Laverne and Shirley. Are you gonna play something? Play something. Yeah, Charles, what do you want to hear? I know we put some music on for you and stuff. Remember? Yeah, remember. What you got for me, son? I don't know. What you want to hear? What you got for me? I don't know. Name some off. Here, we're gonna do this one for Charles right here. Play something radular. Yeah, radular. Something redonkular. It'll probably be like really fast too. Something fast and retarded. I want to surprise you. You ready? Yes. You want to hear it? No. You sure? Yeah. Yeah? I'm ready. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Don't fuck with me, Charles. Don't fuck with me, man. You sure? I'll fuck you up. Not you, Moe, but you know, whoever. You, I'll just laugh. Whoa. Whoa. No. Here it is. You ready? I'm fucking ready. Okay. Fucking eggs bacon. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Neither me You're not cool So blow away You're just what I see It's a joke, you know what? You are a fake fool, you know what? I don't want that from you You're a jerk So blow away You're a jerk You're a jerk You're a jerk You're a jerk You're a jerk You're a jerk You're a fucking jerk Oh, wait You're a jerk Who was that, Charles? That was L.A.'s Wasted Youth L.A.'s Wasted Youth? Wasted Youth Yes Tere What's up? What's up? What's up? Bien Orale Orale, you're here to do that Orale, Selly Orale Salinas Do the watching machine Salinas This one's for Salinas I love that So she's gonna do the chili challenge or what? I love that movie Are you gonna do the chili challenge? The chili challenge And then I guess Jose was saying he would try it too, I don't know What? Really? Were you serious, Jose? So What's up? Oh, that's a challenge Oh, we got it It's a Mexican standoff Oh Oh Oh Oh! When it goes head to head, that was better Yeah Yeah Okay Yeah, let's do that before we do the Bongolympics I don't know, I think I'm gonna compete in the Bongolympics Oh yeah? What are you guys doing? Oh no, it's our commotions over here It's a riot Well, actually we have four We got the commotions The commotions? Wow We got the commotions So what do we got? Are you gonna do that shit? Cuidate! What are ya doing? A ver Yeah So we got Jose and Teresa on the mic right now Yo Oh, yeah, you got to talk about that a little bit. We need to talk about this, Jeremy. Here. Here you go. Here. Yeah, let's hear it. Tell us about the varieties and whatnot. All right, we got four chili sauces on deck. We got two Dave's and Sandy's sauce. One is their limited edition from 2002. The other one is their limited edition for 2010. Then we have the Naga Viper from the thing that Whitey ate last week. Yeah, Whitey, I mean, he's going to be the throne today, I imagine. And then we have this green sauce that's based on the ghost chili. And what's the name on that one, Teresita? This one says Green Ghost made with Naga, but Jolokia. Yeah, the Naga Jolokia is the ghost chili. The ghost. So the Naga Viper is supposed to be hotter than the ghost chili. Uh-oh. Is it true, Jeremy? A friend of ours, Richard and I, said that for the Naga, you have to actually sign like a... A waiver? Yes. Well, I ordered it from the UK. Oh, okay. And what they told me, but there's a story there. What they told me was is that I had to order it now because in March, it's going to be illegal to import to the United States. What? Yeah. It'll be like drugs. Drugs and shit? Yeah. Pretty much the same shit. It'll become fucking like narcotics. Oh, my God. What? Yeah. That's kind of fucked up. So how are you guys going to take this stuff? Yeah, you guys just going to straight like do shots or... No, don't do that. We should get something like a little... I don't know. Let me go get something for you guys to dip into the chili sauce. I think that's a good idea. Okay, I'll do that. I think it's just down it like... LaFrost, get back on the mic. I'm hungry anyway, so... Okay. Yeah, we all got the munchies here tonight, I think. Hell yeah. We have the guys against the girls. We'll see who wins. Uh-oh. Damn. I was just kidding. I don't want to do this. You know, I give up. I'm done. I'm just... Oh. I'm not down. Can you hear me? All right, I'm just going to introduce the competitors. Okay, yeah. Who we got? We got Jose up in here. Yo. Jose. Jose. Jose. Jose decided to take the challenge at the last minute. I like that spontaneousness. Come on, now. Spontaneity. Yeah, there we go. Oh, there we go. High five. Spontaneity. High five. Originally from where? Let's see. Where are you from? Me? Yes. I'm from La Puente. No, but I mean... No, like your family or what kind of guys is your... Oh, I'm Mexican. From where? From Guadalajara. Oh, okay. So, Felizco, huh? Yeah. Me too. We'll see if you say Raja or no. Woo! Guadalajara, Guadalajara. Guadalajara, Guadalajara, Guadalajara. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I want to sing mariachis someday. Have I ever told you guys that? That's a little secret. Oh, you like mariachis? That's a secret. I want to sing mariachis. Not that I'm a good singer. Oh, you want to sing mariachis? Yeah, someday. Well, you're pretty good. Guarachis? Guarachis. I want to sing Guarachis. Guarachis. What the fuck does that mean? We're going to do this. Yeah, let's see what's up. Oh, wait. We have the fucking chili challenge. Then we got the Bongolympics. I can't wait for the Bongolympics. I know. The chili thing is cool, but the Bongolympics is much... Babe, what the... Moe. What? Hey, Moe, I'll trade you for the Bongolympics. No, it's cool. I'm down. Which one? Me too, but not for that. Moe, why don't you play a song? Hey, check it out. Do you guys want to hear a song while these guys prepare the... Yes, I think that's a good idea. Chili challenge. Chili challenge. Chili challenge. Chili challenge. Chili. Chili. Chili motherfucking challenge. Well, last time... Oh, shit. Last time I played a song by these guys, and... I'm going to play one again. This is the Voodoo Glossicles. I think you'll like this one. Here. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. You want that? Hell yeah. Okay. So are you guys going to do it or what? What the fuck? What are you doing? Describe. I can't see what you guys are doing, so describe. Here, here. Yeah, describe that shit. I want to see what we want to hear. Well, remember that we have the other. All right, the first one these guys are trying out is the Dave's Insanity Sauce from 2002. This is the limited edition. Dude, that is a lot. Yeah. That's what I was. Because remember, we have to. I still can't see it. That might be a lot, man. I don't know. Yeah. Chopsticks. Yeah. All right. That's about. Is it the same? Yeah, that's about the same. Okay. So Dave's Insanity 2002 edition and Teresita and your name again? Jose. Jose. Jose. Jose. Jose. You guys are. Ready to fucking do it. So yes, describe everything in the mic so we get the reaction. You want to go to the same time or he wants to go first and then me or how we're doing this at the same time. Let's do this one at the same time. We'll try another one. It's not like one day just to see what it's like. It looks like Moley. It smells like it. It's just fucking Moley Poblano, man. That's all. I'm down. I'm down. All right. All right. Do it for Juana. Juana. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. shit. It's pretty good. It's actually like that powdered chili when you put it with lemon. Yeah? Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Doesn't feel hot? No. That one's fine. To me, it needs a little bit of salt. You like the taste? It's kicking in a little bit, but it could have been worse. Okay, okay. You guys are fucking... You guys are champions, man. Well, they're Mexican. It's pretty good. No, I could tolerate. Yeah? Yeah, because usually whenever something is really spicy, you will have to go like... It just feels right there, the kick, but it's not really like... Yeah. Okay, it doesn't give you respiratory problems or anything. No, like I start sweating. Alright. Try that red shit in a little special case. Next, we're gonna do the other Dave's Insanity, the 2010 edition. This one's based on the ghost chili, so this one should be hotter, because I think when I got that first sauce, the ghost chili didn't even exist, so... This one technically should be very, very hot. Dave's Insanity, 2010 limited edition. Go ahead. Give it a whirl. Y'all. Okay, that's a nice... Nice... Covered the whole top of the... Mm-hmm. Chopstick there. Chopstick? You guys are eating all of it off the chopstick. Does it look about the same? Teresita's giving a... Close inspection. Hey, why not? There's more. She took it off. Yeah, it's even now. I can't see who's winning, so... So first, let's have Jose go first. Jose went first. Okay, to actually win this game am i winning anything yeah i i mean these guys are pros i guess i'm just uh it's pretty hot don't don't get me wrong okay it's fucking burning my throat i start feeling something in my stomach yeah are you feeling okay okay what's up i said my eyes are getting watery oh shit okay it's pretty hot you're just a very calm guy man like the last guy that was in here was fucking going crazy yeah you know whitey he was uh whitey he said it it felt like somebody took a lighter and stuck it in his mouth yeah i ain't trying that shit the water really doesn't help because it kind of goes away for like two seconds and then comes back strong oh shit you like ice or what that'd probably be good ice yeah how about some candy candy that like that stops the burning no candy cures everything yeah it doesn't burn it's it's hard to describe because it really doesn't burn it's just uh i don't know there's no words to to explain how i feel so do you guys want to keep uh going or you guys down for the next one yes i'm on fire what yeah you're holding it back man but i'm getting the idea that you're you're pretty fucking hot right now i'm gonna start crying that's great are you down for the next challenge fuck it yeah oh shit these guys are fucking plowing ahead i'm gonna fucking cry right now oh man don't worry it'll be all caught on tape audio and visual fuck yeah so so this next chili uh fuck where'd i pick this i picked this up at the uh fairfax market over there third and fairfax the grove and uh they got a chili place in there so this is based on the ghost chili but it's a green ghost chili instead of a red one so uh fucking whatever you guys are ready man give that one a try i don't think that personally uh my guess is this one won't be any hotter than the previous one but uh maybe as hot it does say it's used with cream caution yeah is that a warning they all say that shit man because you guys are superhuman though you know what if eating the hot sauce is like your superhero power oh yeah you know like what i feel right now superman can fly and that would mean there's a fucking shitload of superheroes out there dude like half the mexicans out there will be superheroes dude that's your superhero power that one was a little watery there's a lot but i'm going for it ready go go ahead god damn it that one was worse that one has more flavor actually yeah okay a little more salt yeah but i'm crying now yeah i got what i got water the tears rolling down your face but that's from the last two this one is hard but uh definitely the other two are hotter okay you think that one is the least hot is that what you think hard to tell or it has more flavor i'd probably pick that one and put it on a taco or something ya ya ya You're sipping the water, huh, Jose? I saw that. Yeah, yeah. But if it had some carne asada mixed in it, I wouldn't be. I wish I had some carne asada right now. Right about now, that would be a great thing after all those blunts. Yeah. If there was, like, a taco truck on my balcony out here, that'd be sweet. I know. So. We should have a LaFrost and Moe show barbecue. Yeah, we should. That'd be fucking fun. Why don't we just podcast the whole time while we have fun? Oh, that'd be awesome. Just to let you know, my stomach is really warm right now. You burning? I'm going to be farting in, like, ten minutes. Oh, shit. Stand by the door, homie. Stay away from any open flames, dude. You know, if you're shooting in black, you know what that means? What? You're bleeding on the inside. Oh, that's cool. Oh, shit. Black shit. I didn't know that was bad. I've never seen it, but it sounds bad. So the last chili we got here, you guys trudging forward. It looks like Teresita's, like. So who's, what's up? You guys going to do the rest of it or what? The last one? The last one is the Naga Viper. This is the one that Whitey tried last week, and he had major problems, but he made it through it. So far, he's a champ. He didn't run off screaming like a little girl. So are you guys going to dethrone him? What's up? No, he didn't cry. He yelled a lot, though. Yeah. It's pretty graphic. Damn it. There's some shit you didn't hear on the air. This is the Naga Viper chili, fucking limited edition from the UK. Going to be banned in the US soon. It's watery, but I got a tip for. All right, let's see. Handle that. Handle it. Oh, shit, man. This is the hottest one. Right there? Yeah. Oh, man. There you go. Here it goes. Wow. All right, fuck it. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. What do you think of that one? No. Not as hot? No. Maybe you guys are, your tongue's just fucking destroyed. She said no. No. No. It was all right. Yeah? It was all right, but no, definitely. You should return. So you think the 2010 Dave's Insanity is the hottest? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the hottest. The hottest. Yeah, that one's based on the ghost chilies. Yeah. All right. This one is the hottest. Yeah. Fuck. So now what? Like, who's the fucking reigning champ? Like, both of them or what? I think it's the sauce that wins somehow. It's not really like. I don't know. The person that tries it, they lose because they have to shit that stuff out later. You're right about that. That's going to be rough. Yeah. But the one that wins ends up being the sauce, I guess. I tell you what, the ride home is going to fucking suck. Fuck, yeah. I just know that Richard. He's going to have to stop when I tell him to stop. Pull over. Pull over. Pull over quick. Yes. Hey, this one time I was driving across country and I got stuck in a fucking jackknife truck. Got stuck on the freeway and I had to take a shit really bad and there was no bathrooms or anything and I was stuck in my car and I had one of those styrofoam coolers. Oh. Yeah. Fuck it. In the car. I just took my pants down and I took a shit right in the car and one of those styrofoam coolers. What? That's gnarly. Yeah. That's what I did. Did you write about it in your book? We had toilet paper. At least you had toilet paper. That's good. But yeah. You had to put up with the smell though, right? Human shit is the worst smelling shit, man. The worst. It fucking smells bad. All right. It sounds bad. Okay. I'm going to go get a drink. I'm going to go get a drink. I'm going to go get a drink. I'm going to go get a drink. I'm going to go get a drink. Okay. I'm going to get a cooler instead, dude. I guess the real winner is the sauce. Yeah. Well. I guess we got. So like. Thank you for participating. Hey, so does that mean that Whitey got dethroned or what? Yes, he did. Yeah. Because they conquered all four of these sauces. So Whitey has to come back and try to join the elite. He's got to defend his fucking belt. He goes to go times five. Jerry. What? Do you still have the cooler? No. I got rid of the cooler actually. You should have saved it. Yeah. No. That would have been cool if I saved it. I wonder if I burp and you put a lighter. Set a flame up and shit. Like a fucking fire. Yeah. Fire coming. It'll be like when you put fire in front of hairspray. That's what it feels like right now. I burped and my mouth started fucking burning again. You're going to tear gas all of us? That's awesome. He's going to be a crop duster. How are you feeling Teresita? I see your eyes a little bit. No. I'm okay. You're trying to be all hard and shit. No. No. No. No. No. I don't see. I think I'm the winner. I'm the winner. I'm the winner. I'm the winner. I'm the winner. I think I'm the winner because Jose is complaining too much. Oh shit. Shit. Oh man. That's what it's all about. Yeah. You know women rule. There you go. Fucking women rule. All right. Dang. Let's go for another round. This time you guys got to snort it. Oh damn it. Oh man. That'd be rough. See there. That's the real challenge right there. So what's up? Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do it. What? What's happening dude? What's happening dude? What's happening dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude Not in this damn league Tell me how it's done Yes It's alright I just I'll do it after I just advocate it I don't fucking do it Hell yeah Yeah you don't get high On your own supply Kinda like that Well it was pretty good What's the next song baby? I'm gonna do one real fast And uh Do it All of you fuckers Will recognize this shit Um And the message is Don't eat chili Cause it's fucking hot Stop your messing around Better think of your future Time to straighten right out Uh Creating problems in town Uh Rudy A message to you Rudy A message to you Stop your fooling around Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Rudy To you Stop your messing around Better think of your future Time is trading right out Creating problems in town Rudy A message to you Rudy A message to you Rudy A message to you Rudy A message to you Rudy A message to you Rudy A message to you Rudy Yeah, I love that song everybody That song It's true It is true That is true Cause they're special How do you feel about that song Charles I like it I like Ghost Town better Laverne Ghost Town I like Ghost Town too But I like I like that song too Yeah we got Charles here on the mic He's sitting Sitting in real fast Hello Hello Laverne Again Laverne again Hello again Konnichiwa Laverne Konnichiwa Bitches You guys are fucking Konnichiwa Dumb You guys are retarded Paco's in the house tonight Paco's At the Lafrostimo show Lafrostimo show Konnichiwa Remember you guys Arigato Arigato We're here at Skid Row What the fuck What the hell is going on over here You We're here at Skid Row Studios 18 and 11 Sorry Oh gosh so Anyways I think I'm gonna play a song right now Yeah what do you wanna do I'm gonna play La Tigre Deception I hope Oh But I don't I don't know if that's a song So we'll see if it's not Then I'm gonna play another song Then we'll talk about that Yeah Lafrost Alright La Tigre We're gonna try La Tigre Lafrost That's right La Tigre Lafrost Yes Introduction La La Okay go Can you take the bomb! Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude Can ya lend me some lenders ya dude I can't believe God's in the best of my mind Wanna disco, wanna see me disco Let me hear you keep a little touch of my mind One, two, three, four You got one too bad, ask if I I'm so lonely, free, and I'm not a big wheel And everything you think and everything you feel Is alright, alright, alright, alright, alright I take you home now, watch me get you high You're just a parrot when you're screaming and you're shouting For a cracker, please, a cracker, please You want what you want, but you don't wanna be I'm not mean, who does that, who does your hair? I'm not mean, who does your hair? I'm not mean, who does your hair? He took the bomb from the bomb, ba-lum, ba-lum He took the rat from the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong He took the bomb from the bomb, ba-lum, ba-lum He took the rat from the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong See you later See you later See you later See you later Okay, so, that was La Tigra, and check this out So, the girl in... La Tigra, one of the girls, Kathleen Hanna She's actually, which is great how this fits into a little puzzle Because what Richard is gonna play kind of ties in with her too But Kathleen Hanna, she actually knew Kurt Cobain You know, they all grew up up there in like Olympia, Washington And they all went to like Evergreen or some shit Like the, you know, whatever up there And beautiful Washington And she wrote... On Kurt Cobain's wall Smells like teen spirit And that's how he got the name of the thing, so The song Did you guys know that? I did not know I think I read something like that too, it's red Yeah, isn't that like crazy? But yeah, now she's married to Ad-Rock And, yeah She's married to Ad-Rock This is what I heard, I don't know You know, but yeah, she's married to Ad-Rock And she's actually in this video... That Richard's choice is... Richard's choice Richard? Oh yeah Yeah, what is that? Which one is that? That is Sonic Youth And it's Bull and the Heather Bull and the Heather? By who? Sonic Youth Here we go I saw them at the Bull, they were red They're fucking amazing They got me through high school They got me through life They really did get me through high school They got me through guitar They talked to me They are totally one of my favorite bands They are totally one of my favorite bands One of my favorite... One in doubt One in doubt Loud Loud guitars Loud guitars! 30 for me time to tell the dirty story time turning over and over time turning for the glover betting on the bull and the heather guitar solo 10 20 30 40 tell me that you wanna score me tell me that you adore me tell me that you're famous for me tell me that you're gonna score me tell me that you gotta show me tell me that you need to sorely time to tell your love story time turning over and over time turning for the glover guitar solo heather Eight. So why all that, like, those songs tied in together was because Kathleen Hanna was the girl in that video. She is a girl. She's awesome. I love her. She's a girl. Right? That's correct. Correct. Right to what? Fucking right, God damn it. Oh, good Lord. You guys don't even know. She got her ass kicked by Courtney Love. Oh, yeah. For the record. Wait, did she? Got her ass kicked by Courtney Love. No, I think she punched Courtney Love. She got her ass kicked by Courtney Love's bodyguards. No. Big difference. Are you sure? I'm making this up. I thought so. I don't care. Oh, okay. Sorry. I'm just kidding. Anyway, so I like her, so. Kathleen Hanna rocks. Yeah. Okay, so. Yeah, so I think Charles wanted to play a song that he especially likes, that he chose for this one. GBH. GBH. GBH. City Baby, Attacked by Rats. Ratones. Ratones. Ratas. Ratas. Ratas. Remember me standing alone when you were the same as us In my soul a child still lived up left and right City baby, city baby, city baby City baby, city baby, city baby Residing in this one place that gave me too much fun You're waiting in the way but I'm running in the storm City baby, city baby, city baby City baby, city baby, city baby From your nasty ego on a human road to heaven It's hard to think of time to think of too much damage City baby, city baby, city baby City baby, city baby, city baby City baby, city baby, city baby The memories standing alone when you were the same as us In my soul a child still lived up left and right City baby, city baby, city baby City baby, city baby, city baby City baby, city baby, city baby City baby, city baby, city baby City baby, city baby, city baby City Do you feel me? Do you feel me over there, Jose? Because you got to feel me. Do you feel me? Yeah, he already did that. The chili challenge. Now he's going to do the fucking. Yeah, he's a participating. Yeah. He's a participator. A participating. He's a participating. He's a participant. He likes abuse. Thank you. Jesus. Damn. So. He retarded. He likes the abuse. So what we're going to do with the Bond Olympics is Jose and Mo are going head to head. Head to head. There's the fucking Bond flute right now. Oh, it's such a pretty song. Isn't it beautiful? It's magical. It's magical. Dual Bond flutes. Dueling Bond flutes. The first time on the Left Last and Mouse show. I'm going to win. Here at Skid Row Studios. Yeah, that was a long hit. Yeah, you know what? I do Bond hits all day long, dude. So I don't know. So the goal is we're going to do what's sometimes referred to as a snapper. The goal is clear the bowl. And then clear the chamber. And it is a pretty heavy goal. Whoever clears the chamber first after having smoked all of their weed through their fucking bowl is the Grandmaster Champion Wizard. It has to be the whole bowl. The whole bowl has to be cleared. Like ash. Is this all in one breath? The whole came back to haunt us. Or can I fill up the chamber and then. Two breaths are possible. Two breaths. Two breaths and two breaths only. Actually, that's not a snapper. You know what? Technically a snapper is one breath. We need two officials here because there's two participants. That's the truth. That's true. I think you guys should get closer together. Who wants to be an official? How about you guys get closer together? Yeah, Vice is volunteering. Okay, Vice is going to referee this match. Well, somebody's got to watch. Somebody's got to watch both. I can handle this. How about this? When you're done, yell clear. I'm going to. Okay. I ain't going to be all. After you blow it out. I guess that's a bad idea. It's like playing Uno. It's like playing Uno. I might be falling down the stairs. The crazy circular stairs that Frosty always has. If you're doing one shot, then you can't yell clear. Those stairs. She hates them. Okay. I'm going to put my hand up when he's done with the clear. Okay, there you go. And then Vice is going to put his hand up. There you go. That's how you can do it. Can't see this on the radio, but we'll know soon. Yeah. Either way, we both win. One breath. You snap this bowl. You clear the chamber. Whoever's. Hold on. Hold on. You got to start at the exact same time. I was just testing. I'm like. You're getting on my head. He's all stretching. He's all stretching and shit. I got to be prepared. Fucking like doing some jumping jacks real quick. Fucking doing calisthenics and shit. We haven't started yet. I'll do some burpees. I can count on you and shit. Do a little short sprint. Never mind. Anyway. Okay. All right. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to count from three. Get your liners ready, everybody. I feel like I'm holding the flag thing. I know. Get your. Liners ready. Liners up and ready to go. Get ready. Okay. For Bong Olympics. Bong Olympics. I'm going to count from three and then you're going to hit. Okay. So is that like three, two, one, hit? Yes. Three, two, hit. He said it was one, two, three. Three, two, one, hit. So we got to count time like a drummer. He said it was one, two, three. Oh, shit. And then you flipped it over to three, two, one. That's all we're doing here. Make sure we're in harmony. Okay. Okay. All right. It's three. Yeah. It's three, two, one, hit. And we got to tune up. Hold on. We're going to tune up. Jose, tune up. Ready? Tune up. Oh, my God. Tune up. Tune up. Yeah, we're in tune. Cool. Oh, yeah. All right. I'm all lightheaded. Okay, guys. I can't. It's going to be three, two, one, hit. So. I know. You did it. Okay. You ready, dude? You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Ready? Ready? Okay. Ready? Three, two, one, hit. Clear, motherfuckers. Oh, fuck. Oh. I kept hitting. I ran out of weed. Hand rush. What? I ran out of weed. I kept hitting it. No, don't lie. Oh, you had it through, but you kept hitting? Yeah. Oh, my God. When I saw that clue. Dude, fucking. I don't know. Bo. Bo fucking won, man. Bo got that one. Bo's the fucking grandmaster champion. Bo definitely won that one. Sorry, Jose. The Lux. I'm respecting a master here. Fucking third degree. Hey, I'm down for round two. Who's down for round? Who wants to challenge? Bo. Oh, yeah. He's good for me. Oh. So. Right now. Weiss is checking the bulls to see who's a player. Who's a player? Who's a player? Who's a player? Is there a violation? Do we have to have a rematch? Uh-oh. Yeah. We might have to have a rematch. I think there's a discrepancy in the equipment. I think. It's actually a little tiny piece of green bud. Oh. Uh-oh. Holy fuck. After closer inspection. So, apparently. Is that a mine? There's still a little tiny piece of green bud in the bull. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My shit is ash. If there's anything left in the bull. It's a disqualification. If there's anything left in the bull, you should let me smoke it. Okay? How about letting me smoke the rest of that fucking. These bulls are visually cleared. Weiss, you're the judge. Weiss, what's your call? I'm going to say we're going to have to redo. Uh-oh. Rematch. It sounds like there's a fucking rematch. I got to drive home, but it's okay. Oh, man. I know. You have five lives in here. I'm down. And Paco. What about Paco? Where's Paco? Are you sure mine ain't clear? He's in the box. Because I could have swore that it was ash. Are we? Hello? It's because he's not a clown, too. So, what's the verdict? We should have had two equal size balls. What's the verdict? We're all spacing out. Two equal size balls. Is there going to be a rematch? I don't know. I'm down. I'm down. I don't remember. I don't remember blowing any smoke out. Yeah, I saw your smoke. What? Yeah. Hey, Vice was my official right here. He saw my smoke. All right. All right. You won, all right? Just kidding. And I straight announced clear. What's the call? Yes, I need it. What's the verdict, Vice? Come on, man. We need the final verdict. We need closure. That didn't look clear. If you want to go on the official reality, either balls are clean. Oh. Oh, shit. Nice. Neither. Neither. Neither. Neither. Neither. Neither. Neither. Neither. Neither bowl was cleared Let's hear the verdict Say it real close Neither bowl was cleared Neither chamber was cleared We're gonna have to redo this I'll go ahead and pack it He sounds like a fucking official He made the call He's the fucking You should be in a striped suit I think the challenge should be Not who can do it the fastest You should have like a green and white striped shirt And one hit And chamber and bowl Oh who can clear it in one hit Yeah cause I thought that's what it was But you guys You guys are both gonna win that one Yeah We gotta do the race To offset it You are baked Baked LaFrost sing a song Hello Hello Is it me You're looking for Do you like that? That's fucking Lionel Richie Sing uh Careless Whispers Um Um Where's your mold? How's it go? Careless Whispers Blamp We should start a song while you guys are reloading Yeah We'll have to Have the cone shaped bowl I wanna do um Um a cover of New Edition Um Cool It Now I think that'd be so funny You know that song Cool it now What's wrong with that Why doesn't anybody Feel me on that Nobody's supporting your idea You know what I don't give a fuck I'm gonna fucking do it And you guys are gonna like it You should start Just do it I will You should So what are we gonna hear real fast While we reload The bongs Get everything right The bongs The bongs Oh you know what I wanna play a Mormon song It's called Mattress Medium And it's a song Cause I had to like Talk to Vince And ask him He said It's actually Like one of the First songs written For the Mormons And it's about Spirits creaking In your bed and shit But It's pretty funny And They're Actually Vince is a very Big Devo fan as well I respect his Music It's awesome So Yeah So this is The Mormons With Mattress Medium Mormons The Mormons Fuck it! By kicking the spring in your bed Communicate with the spirits of the dead By kicking the spring in your bed Sight exists only in repetition Shredded every time in the kitchen Communicate with the spirits of the dead By kicking the spring in your bed Communicate with the spirits of the dead By kicking the spring in your bed Sight exists only in repetition Shredded every time in the kitchen Shredded every time in the kitchen Grab my body to your back To the magic reason Keep on trying, trying to run 29 overdone What is now, what is here? What is now, what is now? Communicate with the spirits of the dead By kicking the spring in your bed Communicate with the spirits of the dead By kicking the spring in your bed Sight exists only in repetition Shredded every time in the kitchen Communicate with the spirits of the dead Shredded every time in the kitchen Grab my body to your back To the magic reason Keep on trying, trying to run 29 overdone What is now, what is here? What is now, what is here? Communicate with the spirits of the dead By kicking the spring in your bed What is now, what is here? I like to eat Communicate with the spirits of the dead By kicking the spring in your bed Communicate with the spirits of the dead By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed By kicking the spring in your bed Mo Rocket I can't I can't see you So I'm just talking Okay just To you Just talk Talk Okay no Here What? Reagan Youth Reagan Youth is awesome Reagan Youth Reagan Youth Big Halt We are Reagan Youth Reagan Youth Reagan Youth Big Halt We are the sons of Reagan Halt We are the cops that's taking Halt Right is our religion We watch television Drugs are flying We watch fun We are the sons of Reagan Halt We are the sons of Reagan Halt We are the unawakened Halt One another war Forward to a thousand stars Gunner kills the continent We are Reagan Youth Reagan Youth Reagan Youth Big Halt We are Reagan Youth Reagan Youth Reagan Youth Big Halt Yes Reagan Youth Yeah Shit Shit time That That Was Reagan Youth And I played that one for my buddy Charles and Charles Here's a familiar tune That was for you Thank you very much Charles for being here Thank you very much Charles Thank you very much Thank you very much Jose Richard too The fucking champion Richard And Teresa He's gonna be fighting Teresa Teresita We had some interesting shit And Richard Go see Richard fight this Sunday Yeah in San Diego He's gonna fuck shit up Down in La Jolla La Jolla La Jolla Danny didn't say much tonight But he was filming the whole Danny On the Event On the video One of these days We're gonna hook this video up to A streaming service And people can check us out live When we're doing the show We're gonna have to start Doing some funny stuff then I'll have to start putting pants on That sucks Thank God That you do Thank you Jeremy For doing that Yeah Thank you Thank you We appreciate Your pants Okay so We're gonna have to do this next week So anyway so that was This is the last Yeah one Yeah The last one that we did Which was number five And I'm gonna say it This was the last one that we did Yeah that was This one right here is the last one we did It's true It is The one you're talking about Is always the last one you did I know Silly Hey Hey Leave me alone Leave me alone Okay Yeah it was the LaFrost and Mo show LaFrost and Mo show Yeah so LaFrost and Mo show You know what I wanted to talk about Egypt though You know that Egypt Yeah Egypt just fought for their freedom You know Yeah Egypt just fought for their freedom Yeah and I wanted to play Nina Simone's song but I didn't get to play it Kind of like Statue of Freedom But for that revolution Revolution Revolution Yes Revolution Revolution and weed Hey they go hand in hand What do you say Right Right What do you guys think Alright Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah And of course, skidrow.la. 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