What's up, guys? Piñata Hour is back. Last week, we were out of the internet waves, I guess. And today, we have Kingfinity. We managed to get him back. These guys have been so busy lately. It's like, hey, can you sign right here for me? Not really. Every day, man. And also, we have Dave Cyrus here with us. Thank you. How you doing, Dave? Good. I'm very good. Thank you for asking. We met at the lobby downstairs, and we were talking about what you were doing. I do a lot of things, yes. I do the comedy. I do music also. Hip-hop-ish music. You know, mixed with other things. Yeah, because when I booked both of you guys for today... Coincidentally. Exactly. Yeah, I'm like, oh, this is so cool. And this is nice because usually when you get two rappers in a room, people start getting violent and threatening each other. So this is nice. This is nice that we can be so civil. And for those who don't know who they are, they both are white. So that's why. Very. In case you couldn't tell by the way our voices sound. Yeah. And just so you guys... So technically, the Nazis did not consider my people white. Okay, now, and we also have Frank LePauw. Welcome to Frank LePauw into the piñata. Thank you. Thanks, man. For requesting my services. Yes. We're going to need it a lot. Yeah. I think. A lot of servicing. Yeah. Not that kind of servicing. I hope not. Well, it's a long show. Yeah. We're like quietly sitting here. Everyone is like, we'll see. And also we have Ken and Finny. I have Ryan. I have Nathan. Many of you guys that are listening right now, I'm sure you guys know who they are. This guy has been around for a while. A friend of mine. We go way back. Hell yeah. Some of our very first shows. Yeah. I think our first show, wasn't it? Yeah. Wasn't it very? Yeah. Some of the first shows. Yeah. Yeah. And we're going to be playing some Frank LePauw stuff in a few seconds. So I just want to let everybody know that also our record selector, Hugo Madrigal, a.k.a. Locura, left us. He moved up north. So that's why today, if you're like, oh, what's going on? It's like, okay, he left. You know, he left Piñata. So we're wishing the best on his trip, on his quest. So now we got Frank Lopo in the house. So what's up, Frank? What do you have in mind today? What do you want to do? You know what? I didn't really prepare, just like I told you. I caught the bus to work and I got here late. I don't know. I'm just going to kind of go everywhere right now. Yeah. You know what? Doing the show here in downtown LA is like a mission because when people get here, it's like the parking is one thing and then get into it. And it's like there's always people downstairs here. So we're going to go here. Parking was super easy for us, man. Yeah? Yeah, because we got there right when it turned 7 o'clock. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Well, you can't be anywhere. You can't be anywhere in LA between 4 and 7. You can't legally have a car that's not moving. That's right. And a lot of people don't know the thing about the loading zone signs, too. Like, shh. Yeah. You know what? What's going on, man? I already know this one. Secret society. You know what? Screw them. They need to know. They're going to put my hand in his mouth. Keep that one on the deal. I just found out about that one. They paint them yellow. That's what he was going to say. They're yellow. As opposed to white. I come here every week and paint them. Oh. That's the secret. Right. So, we're going to play some more music right now. And we're going to come back. And we're going to start with you. And then we're going to go with you, too. Since, like, I just found out about Dave that he's doing that. That's so cool. So, Franco Paul is going to play some. What do you got right now? I'm going to play some Anantihus. Anantihus. You'll like it, dude. Yeah, this is just a great game. We had her actually at a Wednesdays. Right. A couple of times, I think. Are you going to be spinning out the Pavilion right here in Parma, Carter? No. No? No. That's going to be... That's actually Ricky is going to be there. Oh, Ricky is going to be... Thursday tomorrow, yeah. Okay. He'll be there tomorrow. So, oh, so he's going to be there and also No Age, right? No Age is playing tomorrow? Oh yeah, I think so, yeah. That's wild. Oh yeah. I think so. Oh, okay. Wow. I never thought about that. I was like, I'm going to go to this show and then I'm going to go to this show. Yeah. but I never... Are they playing or is he just doing DJing? I thought... No, no, it's just, it's playing. That's what I saw so far. So, all right, so go ahead, Frank. He's going to play some music and we're going to be back in a few minutes. Let's go. 1970 1970 1970 1970 And if on a June day of the year 77 Planet Mercury and the year of the snake Signed, patented, tattooed and on my forehead that in the womb of my mother marked the next step Born to cry without anesthesia in the my father only said it's Ana Maria Yes, it would be the first cry that I would try burning the wounds and giving me the battery I used to be then like an open book but I read the little letter of the text like an architect building each effect correct or incorrect you learn everything about it Knowing that some people want the damage Climbing the window takes time takes With my stuffed animal looking at the daily drawings transformed and the winter in great summer Dad gave me under my insistence a game that tried to share the service but in the country they made the competition that's when I felt my first impotence 1970 1970 1970 1970 San San San My adolescence was a warning step My body is a drum and the head is a guitar The orchestra narrates a broken tone For the look of a girl who only cuts swords Hormones shot, overpopulated Information that changes seasons Walks in a crossed way, each one in his own way Prepared the carnada, the sacred devil With a look of a bastard My line, the truth, never looked for its chair My search was a mere process of pure fila Pupila of poet that marked our saliva In the cordillera that looked at the exit The military parade of monotone steps Polychromic colors, uniforms of little tone I detonate my questioning, the voice did not sound, no My first rhyme that sounded and rolled me My search was not for me, scenario thing It was something necessary and that marked my failure So you talk more than necessary It was when I understood that everyone wants to be corsair 1970 1970 1970 1970 1977 Don't say no, don't say sorry Everything that changes will make it different In the year that was born in the spleen 1977 Don't say no, don't say sorry Everything that changes will make it different In the year that was born in the spleen 1977 1977 1977 1977 1998 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I was back with Lee and Frank Lopal and sounds. What was that, Frank Lopal? You just play right now. We just. It's a good upbeat stuff, man. So we have Keenan Fetty in the house and we got Dave Sirius. Cyrus. Cyrus. Like Miley. Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. No, come on. Now we're going to talk about her now. Now you're going to remember it. You'll remember it. Now we're going to talk about her. We're talking about some good hip hop right now. I actually have more fun talking about bad hip hop, though. A lot of bad hip hop. Yeah, we were talking about like how before we started, how hip hop is in its disco hair metal stage right now. Basically, I was like, if you're in a hip hop band or you dress. In the style of mainstream hip hop right now. I hope you realize someday your kids are going to look through your pictures and be like, oh, my God, Dad, you are a frigging loser. Because here's the thing. They try to. So don't have kids out there. Anybody who's listening to it don't have kids. And if you're strapping, I don't agree with this gentleman at all. But here's the problem with hip hop. It's like at the same time, it's you have to be like have this like street cred. You have to be tough. You have to be, you know, have at least the threat of violence. But they dress. They dress with like giant diamond earrings and these big blousey white shirts. Like if you put on a belt, you look like Blanche from the Golden Girls. It's the baby look. So you want to keep it like Kanye West kind of? I don't want anything to be anything like Kanye West. No. Would you be happy if everyone went Odd Future then? Because he talks about that, about rappers that, you know, I don't know about the fucking, you know, having the bling on my neck. On that hand, I agree. I agree. But. But yeah. I was saying. I agree. I was saying like if it was up to me, all rappers would still dress like Redman. They'd all just. They'd wear a total of $18 worth of clothing. That's the 90s, right? Yeah, exactly. 90s. Right. Early 90s. I didn't like the 90s style much. Did you guys like the 90s? I think the 80s was the best. 80s. What about 80s? Pretty fly, man. Pretty fly. What's up, Frank? What? As far as the 80s hip hop, you know, the attire, you know, B-boy style. I mean, I think all it takes is a little bit of distance, though. Like every fashion style, like, you know, a good 15. Years away looks good. I mean, anyway, I thought like when I was when I lived in the 90s, I remember looking back on the 80s and being like, what the fuck was that? That was the stupidest shit. Like, look at those stupid glasses they were wearing. So they're like fucking idiots, you know? And then like fucking 10, 15 years later, I'm like, holy shit, that's so fucking cool. I think we're on a 30 year loop because right now the style is 81. We're in 1980. 1981 is the closest thing you could find to where people dress now in terms of like how tight. I don't know. I kind of feel like the 80s was like last decade. The 80s revival was last decade. But like last decade, people were in baggy pants. If you guys want to participate on this Pinata Hour, you can call 1-800-893-9562. Fashion Talk. We want you guys to call. Fashion Talk. Yeah, we want you guys to talk too. The hip hop era. I mean, whatever. Hip hop Fashion Talk. It depends. I mean, yeah, like the last 10 years is still where we kind of are. It's not like things change. It's like when we hit, you know, 2010, everything changed. It's sort of like. It's still kind of gradually changing. And I feel like the 90s were like the 60s and the 2000s were like the 70s. And now we're like in the 80s in terms of like when you look at the way like shoes, like literally just the cut of fashion, like the tightness of shirts and pants, like how high waisted things are, like high tops, you know, have been back for a while. Like I feel like we're where it's finally been long enough that the 80s are respectable again. And what? I'm glad it skipped over the 70s. Yeah, pretty much. There were bell bottoms were like threatening to get big in like the 90s and never and it never really happened, which is nice. You guys seen pictures of Dr. Dre like before he became like into NWA and this picture he was doing something else like it was a DJ. No way. Did you see how he dressed before? It's like MC Hammer. Really? Really? Yeah. Oh, the parachute pants. No way. Yeah. Fantastic. Google that shit. Look at it. That's going to be your 80s. It was basically like a silver jumpsuit that he had. Yeah. Well, it's shit that he will go and probably, I guess, have a mate because, you know, shit like that. I was like. If anybody knows the group call, I can't remember. I know it. It's in the tip of my tongue. Wait. Who? Dr. Dre. The group that he was in. NWA. No, no. Before NWA. Oh. Before NWA. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. That moment. Yeah. Yeah. He was like all different. He was like New York right there. It was like South, like New York when, you know. Well, Dre was LA. Dre. I know. Yeah. He was one of the first people to bring like hip hop out of New York. Right. And that, you know, which, you know, I'm from the New York area, so I'm very loyal to the hip hop on that side of the world. Of course. Yeah. Everything came from. But, you know, I was in NWA like in like 89, basically. Dude, I found the website, The Secret History of West Coast Hip Hop. There we go. Excellent. So we have a pinata hour here with Lee. I have Dave Cyrus. Dave. Yes. I got you here because I was, I became a really like, I was like watching. I was watching your videos. Oh, thank you. And we want, I want to talk about that too as well. Yeah. Let's talk about it. But when, when did you get, jump onto the comedian scene? Like how? Well, I started doing standup in high school. That was for, oh, in high school. When I was in high school, I started doing standup in Jersey where I lived in high school. And it was sort of just like, it's an interesting thing because I was, without exaggerating, I was as, I was the most unpopular person in my high school who didn't have some kind of brain disorder. Like, you know, like who wasn't like crippled or, or, or, you know, mentally handicapped or some other kind of bipolar thing. And I started doing standup like during, when I was still like when I was a senior and I was doing like well, and like I was getting like attention and it was really funny because I would actually see kids from my high school being just like shocked that I was doing this. And I tried to get on my, my senior variety show, but they said that my material was too much about drug use. So I couldn't really do a high school show. But yeah, I started in high school. And then when I went to college, I started running a sketch comedy group as well as doing standup there. And when I, one of the first sketches I ever did was my brick stone character, which I made up, the name is to make fun of Stone Phillips. And I would just ask students fake news questions and basically just try to make people look stupid. Those are my favorites. Yeah. And that's like the character. And then I didn't do it for a while after college. And then when like I started getting into like doing YouTube videos, I did a few brick stones there. Well, I went to Hollywood. I went to the boulevard and I would just ask like more like, you know, more like political, but like funny fake news questions just to see if you can get someone to pretend they know about something that doesn't exist and just make someone look stupid. I want to, I want to picture that those videos to everybody out there. It's like when I saw, I saw those videos, you see him wearing a nice suit. You know, if you see him in a suit, you will stop and say, okay, oh shit, I'm on TV. Right. And then he would just come out with these questions. You'd be like, yeah. Like first of all, I would ask questions like, like at first I would ask like random people on the street. I would say something like, how do you feel about the Pope's new policy that pulling out is murder? And just kind of see like what kind of reaction, watch the wheels turn. And then the guy, the guy's reaction to that was, I think that's a terrible idea. I think we need to get our troops out of Iraq safe and alive. And he wasn't kidding. He really, that's what I was like. No, I mean like. He was a robot. He was a robot. And then what happened was I was watching this video and I saw that when the Westboro Baptist church, uh, you know, who the guys who go to, uh, the funerals of gay people, uh, the funerals of gay people, uh, the guys who go to, uh, the funerals of gay people, and soldiers with signs saying you're all going to hell. God hates fags. Is there like their big mantra? Um, they did a protest at Comic-Con and a lot of people were counter protesting, but they were counter protesting in a very kind of passive way, like with signs and kind of, or, you know, you would see people protesting by just like screaming at them, which is exactly what they want. They want to feel like they're these warriors for Christ. And so I found that they were doing a protest near me in LA at the Jewish Federation. So I just adopted the brick stone character for them. And I just started asking them, you know, I'm a Christian. I'm asking them like, and I feel it was a better representation of what I did. Like I, cause I started just asking them a lot of questions, just trying to confuse them, but real questions about the nature of homosexuality and what they do and about the Bible and just really, really trying to make them confused and angry. And I, I succeeded. Some of them, some of, some of them, they're aware. Some, some of them are aware, but some are like, like they know something and that's because it's a really hot topic today. Yeah. You know? You know, they're like, like, I think there's someone out there wants to be a president. And he's like, God told me to be a president. Rick Perry. Him, right? Texas governor Rick Perry, I think you're referring to. She's bringing God with her. That's what he tells people? Well, well, I mean, he's, he does a lot of stuff about God saying that God told me to do this. God has a calling. God called me to be president. He's the same guy who tried to organize a national day of prayer for the hurricanes. And it's fine and all, it's all well and good if you, if you're religious and you want to pray. But to, he was instructing people in his state to pray for God to stop these natural disasters, which means God is killing people just to get, just to get your attention so you pray more, which he really makes God out to be a dick. Just that he causes these, these hurricanes, you know, he's saying like, yeah, we should pray to stop the hurricanes. Like, yeah, well, why don't we sacrifice a goat for the deficit then? If that's the way that reality works. Might work. Might work. Might work. Might work. Imagine, imagine you do this, it's like, oh, what? Dude, we're so retarded. We got like internet. We just find out about this. We know what we should do. It was just a goat. We should sacrifice a goat. And then if the economy doesn't get better, keep sacrificing higher and higher up numbers of animals. And then whenever things do get better, we'll know it worked. I think we're sacrificing right now the economy and that's what they're doing right now, right? No? Yeah. Everything's being sacrificed. We're sacrificing. Well, the Republicans want to sacrifice the sick. For the economy. Yeah. They just, you know, they'll be happy as long as, you know, no one's getting any free healthcare and everything's fine. Actually, you know, technically we're sacrificing soldiers if you really want to bring this back to the not funny area. But, uh. No, no. It's really funny. Yeah. Yes. You just got to go there. Nothing like a dead body, you know, that the media can't film. But anyway, yeah. So just the, the brick stone thing with the Westboro Baptist Church. To be honest, what I was really basically doing, I started going around the country, like kind of screwing with them and getting. Because they got really frustrated with me and like people liked it. Are you going to be doing something live? You were telling me about a standup you're covering. Well, yeah, I'm doing standup. I have a few shows coming up. The biggest one would be LA's Got Talent on August 11th. I'm doing a show with Rick Shapiro. I know like Sean Carnage is involved. It's a really cool show. And we have, and we're also on Monday at Sean Carnage's Pairspace. My band, Vietnambla, is doing a show as well. Which is not all funny, but some of it is. And mostly intentional. And, but I guess what I was going to say about the Westboro Baptist Church is that like, I really think of it as using them as a club to attack everyone else you want to attack. Because it's easy to pile on them because they're, they're crazy people and everyone hates them. But I think it's better to be like, you know, if you agree with small parts of what they say, which is a lot of people, a lot of people are like, oh, well, I hate gays, but I don't agree with how they feel about soldiers. It's like, no, no, no, screw you. Because this is against you too. Because I think you can use like them to sort of, you know, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. if you agree with everything because no one agrees with everything they say because they're fucking psychotic. Also, two of the daughters want to fuck me. I guess right now, that's the kind of card they're playing right now. Everybody out there, you know? It's kind of... Well, the Westboro Baptist Church, they love getting... They're attention whores. They love getting attention and they love getting people mad at them. That's why, like, I don't scream at them. I don't know who that is. Oh, the Westboro Baptist Church is created by a guy named Fred Phelps. Fred Phelps is a... He's a Calvinist Baptist. Wait, was that the guy that was going to burn the Koran? Yes. No, no, no. They did burn the Koran. What happened? The guy who burned the Koran, he eventually did do it. Pastor Terry Jones, who was burning the Koran because he wanted to send a message that America would never be under Sharia law. And he looks like... The guy has, like, this giant handlebar gray mustache and he wears, like, a jean jacket and he wants to be taken seriously. Pretty cool. So he did burn the Koran and he's like, I'm picturing him right now. He's got fashion. I'm picturing him right now. And a dozen people were murdered in retaliation for this. They burned the Koran and a dozen people at an American embassy were murdered, not even Americans, just out of retaliation. And that's what he wanted because he's one of those people who wants to just create a game of brinksmanship and create a holy war. He's one of those people that when they talk about having a war between America and Islam, that's what he wants. He wants it to be against all Islam. Does this guy have a big following? No, not at all. Just like the Westboro Baptist Church, they're... Followers are in the tens. They're like under a hundred. So why are people paying attention to him? Because it's media. Because the media wants to jump on it and they want to use it as attention. People in these days, you know, like communication is so out there. People get to find their shit quicker. So the most outrageous thing that it will get you out of your routine in life and you hear it. Yeah. And right now we're living in an era where a lot of people throw in ideas. It's so anti. And there's so many philanthropists. Anybody can become a... What do you call it? All that word, like philanthropist. Philanthropist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everybody's just winning Nobel Prize like, you know, putting a $25... $0.25 quarter thing and you get your little gum. I mean... That's how I see it right now. Kim Kardashian's ass is real. Oh, yeah. If it bleeds, it bleeds. It's real. The news is a money-making organization. We're not... We don't have like in a lot of other countries where the news is state-sponsored, even though that has a lot of other problems with it. But the news is entirely about making a profit. And if people don't want to know about the war, they're not going to report the war. They're going to report what people are interested in. And that happens to be, you know, something more along the lines of, hey, did you know this senator is sending pictures of his dick across Twitter? Excuse me, Congressman? Yeah. And that... That was pretty funny, though. It was really funny. I'm kind of glad they covered that, to be honest with you. No, no, I agree. It was pretty funny. The thing about... Just to get on for a second. Like Rupert Murdoch right now, he's on the hot seat. Rupert Murdoch, thank God. I saw on TV that he... Like the... The British were asking him questions. He's calm as a clam, dude. Dude, he just falls asleep. He's untouchable. Dude, he falls asleep and he's like, come on, man. He's just posing for the cameras. Honestly. And then he's like... He's untouchable. He's like... He has so much money that even the people turning on him and stuff aren't really turning on him. They're winking right before they like... I know that cat has money. That's no doubt. It's like... Okay, but... It's the power circles, man. That's the new war out there. Forget about going into a country and take over. It's about right now. It's like... Oh, internet. Yeah, these big ball players doing their shit. That's where the Arab Spring came from. The reason that all these Arab countries are rioting and having so many revolts is because for the first time ever, everyone has access to information. And you can organize things. And you can't just go around with brute squads, you know, like Andre the Giant and Princess Bride and just control everyone with just brute force because everyone can find out about stuff. And you can't... It's water. You can't stop it at all anymore. And it's really good. It's really great because it sort of, you know, homogenizes society in ways that are positive, too. Now, they control water in these days. It's purified to a degree. It's purified to a degree. Except for Egypt, it's not purified there. You get sick if you drink the water. The Niles. The Niles. Something about those farmers, you know what they need? They need a little porn. A porn. You know what they need? Porn.com. You're right. They have porn. They got porn? They have... I tell you what, at my company where I was working at this job, they like... Where? Egypt? Yeah. Any place that has... Any place that has the internet over in the east, I tell you what, just because we had a website and an email link, I would get hit from so many random countries in either India or, you know, Iran, Kuwait, whatever. They're all looking for sex. Wow. On our website that has nothing to do with sex in the slightest. It's just because we had an email link. These people, they must be so... It's new to them. Because they can't get it directly. They can't get it directly because they're in an oppressed society where you can't even see their eyes, really. Yeah, if you've never seen a woman's nose, neck, legally, you... You're looking for sex. And you'll go to, like, a random business and say, like, you know, hey, I'm looking for sex. I'm looking for sex. Yeah, basically. Yeah, I mean, that's... I mean, you look at the... You sound like an Indian right now. I'm looking for sex. If you look at far right fundamentalist Islam... You just make me hungry right now. I'm an Indian tonight. You just keep me in the office. All right. I'm tired of Pollo Loco. Wait, wait. Were we talking about music on this show? No, no. He asked me about... He asked me about the videos about the Westboro's. The Westboro's are crazy people. And they're right-wing fundamentalists. Right-wings, just like the Muslims. Who believe that masturbation is wrong and sexuality is wrong. So, Ryan, did that answer your questions who they are now? Masturbation actually causes you to lose life force. I'm pretty sure of it. Just for a few moments. I think my submission means that you just re-energize, you know? Then I have enough to spare. And you know why? Just real quick. Do you know why? Do you know why masturbation is a sin? No. Because of the story of Onan. All the idea that masturbation is wrong comes from the biblical story of Onan. Onan had a brother who died. And God told him to have sex with his brother's wife so that she could have kids. And Onan said, okay, and he went to them and said, hey, God says we have to have sex so you can have a kid. And then at the last minute, he pulled out and came on the floor. And God killed him. That story... Is this in the Torah or is this in the Bible? Or the Bible? I believe the Torah. Okay. That story... Well, the Torah's part of the Bible. I gotta get this. Old Testament. The Torah. What's that? That's what they base hatred of pretty much any masturbation. And it's like... So the rabbis are opposed to masturbation as well then? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because they're opposed to masturbation because the rabbi's idea is that you need to have as many kids as you possibly can right now. Don't be wasting that. Right now. And you know why that is? It's the same reason homosexuality was outlawed in the Old Testament. It's because when they wrote... When they wrote this book, there were literally like 45 Jews surrounded by 8 million Babylonians. They needed people. They needed people right fucking now. Well, they got... Are you a Jew? Very much. Yes. Let me take that back. I am technically a Jew. Why isn't every Jew I meet says that? Well, because I don't eat kosher. I don't... Yeah. I don't keep... There's a lot of differences. What's wrong with eating kosher? I eat kosher. Because it's fucking stupid. Whoa. Because... Because... Keeper Nationals is a living thing. Because... Well, yeah. Keeper National is beef. I'm talking about the fact not eating shellfish. You have any idea how fucking great shellfish tastes? You know why we don't eat it? Because a rabbi saw it and said, that's disgusting. I would love to eat this. Can we eat pigs? And they're chopping off the tips of our penises as well. Yeah. That I don't have a problem with. Because, I mean, at the time, people were, you know, getting sand in your foreskin was not fun. No. But are you getting sand in your foreskin today? I'm not. I'm not sand anyway. But, uh... But, no, I mean... I mean, there's a reason why you have that there. If you come to this world, right? Yeah. With all that equipment. There's a big... All that equipment, right? And you're like, oh, I'm gonna fuck with it. You don't do that. You know, that's... There's a big argument about... There was some guy out there, like, he was like, fuck, I'm gonna make you, like, the best I can. I'm gonna shoot you down. That's how you came, because he knew ahead of time, I guess. I got into a... I got into a good hour-long argument with someone about STDs and the benefits of, uh... Circumcision. Circumcision. Because, yeah, you're right. It does make it a lot harder to get an STD. It does. And, yeah, but people... People fight that with a passion. But I looked it up on the internet. No, it's a fact. And I found enough to... HIV specifically. HIV... Being circumcised makes you 70% less likely to get HIV. And that's not environmental. That is specifically based on just being circumcised alone. And that's enough of a reason. Honestly. Well, I think... And because women... But they say pleasure is lowered. But how would one know? Yeah, you know what? It is lowered. I don't want to know. But you know what? It feels good enough. It's working for me. So if I wasn't circumcised, I'd go from 12 seconds to 6? That's not... Who cares? I don't know. I like pulling on my skin. So, yeah. Oh, God. Batwing it. Yeah. We watch it five times a day. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. If you are circumcised, then you can perform docking. But that's not... That's not worth the difference. Oh, one person knows what docking is. Awesome. It's exactly what it sounds like. You know what? Google it. We will. But, yeah. Everybody's listening to the Pinata Hour. Go ahead. Google it. Docking. Oh, yeah, yeah. Keep this window open so you can hear all the hilarities that ensue. That's Apple T. So we're going to go ahead and play a little bit more music. And we're going to have Kid Infinity. We're going to talk about their side. And also, I want to know about that story that everybody knows about Michael Jackson and the 3D and all that. Oh, yeah, yeah. For sure, man. And also, you guys are going to have a teaser out there, right? You're going to show us a little bit of something you might release later? Oh, right, yeah. We got a new track that we're working on right now. So we figured we would show off a little bit of it. You know? Yeah. The current state that it's in right now. So go ahead and call 1-800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562. I want to thank you, Dave, for coming down and sticking around. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yes. Talk about stuff. But up next, we're going to have Kid Infinity. Frank LaBalle is about to, whatever you're ready, man. Do your thing. Listo. Let's go. 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Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Jeff Geiss, you know, Bus Driver, No Can Do. A-Bit. People I like. Right, right. Yeah, got to push it forward, man. I actually worked with Bus Driver's dad for a while. Oh, no way. He's a director. And I was doing a sketch comedy with him directing. And Bus Driver was our musical guest. And I was like, oh, my God, that's so great. How'd you get Bus Driver? And he's like, you know my son? I'm like, oh, come on. So are you guys planning any shows soon? I just did a desert show that I missed out. Yeah, we just played the Ace Hotel last weekend. That was a blast. You guys have been playing there quite a few times. We've played there a couple of times, yeah. I got to go check that out. Oh, yeah. Lots of people. Good turnout. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always like a bunch of people. That's a really nice hotel, too. I mean, it's funny, too, because it's like Palm Springs. I don't know. You just think of it as being just a bunch of old people. But there's a totally hip young crowd there that's like. Something I noticed about Kid Infinity, and it's like you guys brought out not just music, but you also brought out like this live entertainment. People are like, it connects with your music. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, it's perfect. And that's what I want to talk about. It's like that 3D show when you guys did it at The Smell, right here, this little venue, all ages here in downtown. That was one of like, I was like, that was a show. That was a full house. It was a great show. You guys, like the music was nice, tight. And then you got, what do you call it? About the big walls. The big wall right there. Well, there's different kinds of 3D. I think that people have heard about us. Like, but what we do is it's like, well, I don't know. How do you describe it? It's not the 3D LED wall that Michael Jackson was using. That a lot of people think. I'll just go ahead and get on this thing here. I told them I kind of wanted to explain. I read that you guys actually perform in the suit Michael Jackson is wearing. Just the gloves. Just the fancy glove. But no, seriously, I guess somehow it's kind of confusing. So here's the whole story. This is how it goes. Well, just because some people think that like we're kind of like copying Michael Jackson's stuff because like people heard that we're working with people that work with Michael Jackson. I don't know if a lot of people were thinking that, but maybe we're just paranoid. But let's just clarify real quick. I work for a company that designed something for like, as if anyone really cares that much. I'm gonna make this real fast. Okay. So the company I work for designed this wall that was made 3D so Michael Jackson could use 3D during his show. However, he was just using 3D during in between his like songs. So he'd go off stage and they put a 3D movie up. That was it. So it wasn't even part of the show. It wasn't part of the show while he performed. So anyways, I mean, when you guys do it, when I, I mean, it's just perfect, you know, you guys, you guys gonna keep doing that? Yeah. Yeah. So we call it a virtual stage, like a virtual 3D stage where we have, instead of just a screen behind us showing visuals, we're actually like making interactive visuals that can come out around us and out over the audience. You don't need... React to the music. You don't need the glasses. No, you have to wear glasses. We pass out these clear, clear polarized glasses. It's not red and blue. It's like really nice. It's cool, man. You gotta see it. Next show we're gonna go. I mean, that's what I'm asking. You need to let me know when it's the next show. It's like a holographic effect basically. So we're trying to... Now that's a show. Yeah. But this is just a show where you just see Ryan like in the stage and all of a sudden you see this thing going and it's like, whoa, whoa. Yeah, and it's cool. Yeah, and it's cool. Dodging. Basically when I was... We came up with the idea sort of at work when we were playing video, because my company also does 3D video games. We convert 2D video games to 3D, which is really cool. That's hot. That's hot. Still waiting for 3D porn, sorry. It's already here. It's already here. You can check it out. All technology starts with porn. All technology is porn first. But yeah, so I don't even remember what I was saying. I have it figured out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I don't even know what I was saying. I forget it. It's cool. So are you shooting stuff in 3D? You're talking about how you came up with the idea to do. We create like 3D content for it. Basically, Ryan and I just kind of came up with some ideas of what we wanted to have happen during certain songs because we try to make it like we were inspired. I know I was inspired when I went to see Daft Punk, the live tour, which was fucking ridiculous and will always be burned into my brain as an amazing show. And it's just because they're such great entertainers, such great engineers and producers, they develop this show that is just amazing. And it's dynamic. It has an arc to it. Their imagination? Absolutely. They take you on a journey. And a lot of performers, you know, I don't want to shit on other people's stuff, but a lot of times it's just they'll throw up whatever they can that's generic, crazy, random, shocking imagery or whatever. It might be a picture. It might be oil moving around or whatever, but that's it. And it goes on and on and on and on. And it's like... This is not only a live musical performance, but it's entertainment. It's something to pull you into another place, take you somewhere. There's one thing about a band that's been out there, like Daft Punk, right? You know the music, but you can't miss them in life. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's one of those few bands that you can't... You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. You can't afford to do that. Yeah, and you can't explain it. There's a lot of bands that do kind of sound like that, or they do it live and stuff, but it's like, okay, I passed on, but Daft Punk... I mean... You can't... I can't pass it on. Yeah, you can't. It's the music first, and then how hard they work on that. It's just itself. It's just like... It's a full-course meal. I give you props. You know what I mean? It's like, I got to go see this. They present not just the dessert. They present the appetizers. There's everything. It's a full-course presentation for you, and you walk away just with your mouth and your mind expanded, and it's a great thing. So you saw Tron. You know what? I still haven't seen Tron. I did meet Daft Punk after our show with The Smell. I was contacted by Daft Punk like two or three days ago. Yeah. Two days later, and we came out, and they came out to my work, and I showed them the stuff, and it was a really cool meeting. Tamar, they're very cool people. Very smart. Very, very smart. They know what they want. That's what it is. They know what they want. And so how you guys... Oh, crap. I wasn't supposed to talk about... All right. How you guys are... How you guys met, and how did this project took off? Like, from where? You guys met here in L.A., or something you guys already, like... No, we went to school together. We've known each other for years. We went to college. We went to college together. Okay. Back in Tennessee. Tennessee. Tennessee. Yeah. So, and then we moved out. It's not as awesome as it developed. I mean, it's cool, but... And then what happened? Moved out. We were both working in film. I think that's why the 3D thing, like, comes kind of naturally to us. It's like we both studied film school. Right. Visual arts. And, yeah, so we've always... And the funny thing is, you know, like, if, you know, anybody that's kind of watched Kid Infinity, like, from, like, early on, like, has seen that we've always kind of done, like... Like, visual stuff. Like, for example, we have a short film that we did. Like, that was one of the first things that we did, like, before we had an album. That shit was awesome. The one in the beach. Yeah. You guys... What is it called? Uh-oh. I mean, is it on YouTube or anything? It's... Actually, it's not on YouTube anymore. We took it down. Okay. It's a little confusing for people. No, no, no, no. It's a great film, but we... You know... That's you, right? That's Wolf Enterprises? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Wolf Enterprises. That's a whole... That's a whole separate thing. That's a deep... No, that's not us. That's this evil company that, like... It's an evil company? I don't know who that... Well, we... You're talking about... The CEO that we know started this company. His name is Mr. Anaya, and it's like... So, nothing to do with Dick Wolf. Nothing to do with Dick Wolf. It's a fun... Anyway, it's a whole... That's a whole big story. Right, right. But separately, we've always had a visual aspect of what we do. Like, we did the short film instead of doing music video. And actually, I still want to do, at some point, like, a continuation of all these films. Like, we wanted to do a whole series. We also did... Swanting. Swanting. We really kind of... So, you guys pitched that idea to this guy, and then... Yeah, yeah. Okay. And we did a half-hour... What's it called? Christmas special. Oh, yeah. The Christmas special. We did, like, just a whole... A very kid infinity Christmas. Yeah, it was called A Very Kid Infinity Christmas. We had all of our friends come on. They would each do a Christmas song, and we had a little story. It was like, you know, we were wearing Christmas sweaters. It was very, very pleasant. Yeah. And so, anyway, so that's always been an aspect of what we do. And so, the 3D was just kind of like a natural next... Step to be able to, like... And especially because no one had done it yet, so we were like, well, this is something that I stumbled into. Why the hell not? Exactly. Let's make something out of it. Yeah. And that's the... Yeah, and, you know, I mean, we're just trading new... This is all... This is all just the beginning of, like... What you guys are doing is you guys are experimenting. Yeah. That's what I like. Smell was the proof of concept show, you know? Exactly. It's just the beginning of it. Let's see what we can do with it now. Like, hopefully more. Yeah. So, when's the next show? We're trying to set it up. It's expensive to do it. To do it. Unfortunately. And I don't have any money. I'm broke as shit, so... Yeah, that's the... That's always the holdup with this thing. Like, we wish we could do one, like, you know, once a month or something, but it's just, like... It's really unfortunate. Where does the cost come from? It's the equipment and the technicians that you have to have. Renting. Oh, wow. Hiring. Yeah. You're talking about, like... No, we're not about with 3D. I mean, with... Right? Yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, we got to give out all these glasses and those... That alone is a small... It's a small cost. You don't own all the equipment either. The company I work for does. I couldn't personally... No, I'd have to be really, really wealthy. I mean, in fact, you know, the company has tons of people coming in, artists that are really, really well-known, and they're still not buying this stuff because they're too cheap. These artists today are not... In my... Like, I don't want to talk too much crap about people, but artists today in the pop world want everything given to them on a silver platter, and they're not willing to put in the effort, it seems, to do something new. They're afraid to do something new. The talent agencies, like, they feed... They're ahead. Yeah. And they fit... I mean, they give them some money. That's for sure. I mean, those guys, those agencies, they work hard for them. So, they feel like they want to, you know, like, have that everywhere they go to. Well, and, you know, that's what sets... Few. Only few can afford... Because... Or are willing to take a chance, even, and willing to, like, invest their own money into their show. Right. That's what's so cool about Daft Punk. Yeah. Again, I'm talking about them. Just because they funded their entire... They bought all of that. Their whole show for a lot of money. Well, see, one of those... Was paid for themselves. About, like, Daft Punk, I think, like, if they say, hey, I want this... They do it themselves. And then they, like, someone throws them a prize, they'll be like, you don't have to worry about money when we come back, Blaine. Right? But at the same time, it's coming out of their pocketbook, and it's a risk. Will I pack the fucking... They're taking a risk still, though. No, no. This Alive Tour was a big thing, but, you know, that was still... There was a gamble there. They had to... They designed their own panels, too. Their own... They had to cut their own panels. They built that pyramid themselves, because no one... You know, in the world of entertainment, it's all about money. And, like, they're like, no, no, no, you can't get pyramids. You always sell your squares. So what do you have for us right now? What do you have? Oh, yeah. Well, we're shooting a 3D music video. We shot two 3D music videos already, and we're working on them. And this is a track we're probably going to do one of the music videos. Yeah, yeah. It's designed for this video. So we're playing with it right now. It was funny. We actually shot the video first in this case and then wrote the song. So kind of backwards. Yeah, it's kind of backwards. But I think it's going to be cool. It's like a soundtrack. Like a... What do you call it? It started off that way. Like a score kind of vibe. Yeah, yeah. But it's definitely a, you know, like pop song style. You know what I mean? It's got the first chorus. All right, let's hear it, man. Let's hear it. It's definitely a whole new direction. So tell us what you think. Oh, and as an important note, this is important. Nathan Huber. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. There's so many vocals in this track. So it's kind of a new direction here. You were telling me that. You haven't done that yet. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Can you turn it up? Can you turn it up? It's full volume there. I'm at full volume. San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San We're so freaked out And I know it's the same story San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out We're so freaked out Lee, your host, and we had our friend, Dave Cyrus right here. That's what I am. Yes, you are, and you stay there. And then we also had Kid Infinity showing us a little bit of the new things that are coming up. Yeah, yeah. Oh, let me check out. Let me just plug, oh, can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can check out any of my comedy at godhatesbrickstone.com, and you can see my band this Monday at Pearspace, Sean Carnage, and at LA's Got Talent August 11th, and a bunch of other shows that I am not sure exactly where they're going to be, but, you know, yeah, Ed Galvez's Punk House in Santa Monica on Wednesdays, three clubs on Tuesdays, and Lot One I'll be starting doing a comedy show on Thursday. Did you ever do the Downtown Comedy Club? I don't know. Which one is that? Garrett Morris? No, I don't know that one. Right around the corner. No, I haven't done shows downtown before, actually. Yeah. This is the first one. This is the first one right here, right now. The Piñata Hour, right now. Oh, nice. But no, I haven't done that one, but I do. I do love Garrett Morris. I think he's better now than he ever was. That sounds really mean, but I didn't mean it that way. Three of Clubs, that's where Pacquiao gets his practice on. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Manny Pacquiao trains right next to that place. Yeah, we like- He's got his little store there, too, in the parking lot. You can see him jogging around. Yeah, I do a lot of shows there on Tuesdays. He's a real stink there. He's a hero, man. Mike Yaw? Manny Pacquiao. Oh yeah, he's in the politics right now, too. I was checking out some stuff he's saying, some ideas. Now, if you think he can box well, you should hear his song. Thongs. Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Thongs? Yeah, he's put out a cover of Sometimes When We Touch. He's a one-man show. And I mean, I thought he could knock people out with his fists, but- Apparently he can do vocals. Yeah, he sings like only a professional fighter who is bored could. All right, guys, we're gonna say goodbye to you guys. We're gonna go right now. Thanks for having us, Lee. No problem, dude. Anytime, this is your home. High five over here. High five over here. And- And Frank Lopal is gonna go ahead and kill this night. Thank you for listening to Piñata Hour. Later. Thank you. Thank you, guys. San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San San Bien, bien, bien empezamos. Y ahora vamos al ejercicio número 10. Postero inferior para hacer trabajar la espalda y la cintura. Mucha, mucha, mucha, mucha energía. ¿Listos? ¿Listos? Y empezamos. Y arriba. Al frente. Y arriba. Al frente. Ejercicios números 26, 27 y 28. Vamos a saltar un poco. Posición inicial. Parado sobre un pie. El otro extendido y elevado a un costado. Las manos en la cintura. Y vamos a realizar dos saltitos con cada pie. Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie. Alternando la extensión del otro. ¿Listos? Bien, bien, bien empezamos. Bien, bien, bien empezamos. Arriba. Abajo. Arriba. Abajo. 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While you are delighted with soft music. Soft. Soft. Ready? Ready? And we start. And we start. And we start. And we start. And we start. And we start. And we start. And we start. And we start. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.