We are going to have open sexual intercourse on every street corner of America. Yo, what up? This is Dave Chaos. And this is Kitty Anarchy. And you're listening to Verbal Vomit. Episode 1. Enjoy. It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder That God must be one sick motherfucker So I bust a nut in the sky Spend another day waiting to die I kick twice the shit as any German scheisse to flick All sperm in your perm, leave cigarette burns on your tits It's Mickey Avalon, all up in your prong Pissing in the flu punch with a baby blue tuxedo on The dopest rapper this century I sodomized your father in the federal penitentiary And on the day I got out I went to your mother's house And slept on the couch A streetwalker selling cock for rock At the flea market trying to hock my watch I stay on beat When I work the concrete Some honeys give me money And others do my laundry Mickey Avalon, the kosher salami For 20 you get chachi But 40 gets you Fonzie A motherfucking hustler kamikaze I used to bust tables But now I sell my body It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder That God must be one sick motherfucker So I bust a nut in the sky Spend another day waiting to die It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder That God must be one sick motherfucker So I bust a nut in the sky Spend another day waiting to die Here's how we're going to do it For the first time in America There is a generation of visionary maniac White mother country dope beat rock and roll freaks Who are ready to get down I deliver quick With a magic step Tragedy subside when honeys rub on it It's Mickey Avalon, dick thick as a baton The illest motherfucker from here to Vietnam I used to work nights at hotcock.com But then I got fired when my mom logged on I'm on the run, my dad's a bum I asked my girl if she loved me and she just said oh I bust flows that turn nuns to hoes I'll wake you from your slumber then shake you out your clothes There ain't no other late night lover I'm on the run, my dad's a bum I ask my girl if she loved me and she just said oh All up on the track like scatman crothers Don't bust through the shutters Masked in a rubber Duct tape your mother And buff rape your brother Break down the number and shake my cucumber When you're at home alone you know my phone number It's like a jungle sometimes It makes me wonder That God must be one sick motherfucker So I bust a nut in the sky Spend another day Waiting to die It's like a jungle sometimes It makes me wonder That God must be one sick motherfucker So I bust a nut in the sky Spend another day Waiting to die It's like a jungle some times It makes me wonder That God must be one sick motherfucker So I bust a nut in the sky Spend another day So I bust a nut in the sky It's like a jungle some times That God must be one sick motherfucker So I bust a nut in the sky Spend another day The Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. Dime. for our viewers. And I'm Dave Chaos. And this is Verbal Vomit, where we basically talk about any old thing that we feel like. Some stuff's important. Other stuff's like silly. And some stuff's weird. But I guarantee it'll all be interesting. But what do you want it to be important? Let's just have fun. And, you know, it's a revolution. Shoot the shit. Yeah, just shoot the shit. Smoke, you know, drink a little beer. You know, have your little beer, people. Drink some wine if you got wine. Relax. You know, this is relaxation time. We're not going to get crazy. Turn off your TVs for a little bit or put the TV on mute and have this be the background. That would be cool. Yeah. And then you have cool jams at the end. Maybe some cartoons or something. We'll put music. Okay, let's just go. Yeah. So anyways, did we pump the show up enough? Making promises. Making promises we can't even keep already. If you watch. Yeah. I mean, if you listen, a troll will appear in your house within seven days. Listen to us seven days straight. Uh-huh. It's like a chain letter, but in the podcast world. Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway. Okay. So that's, so there we go. That's us. That's us. So onto our first topic, Giants fan beating. Pretty fucked up. Yeah. You know what? I'm a Dodger fan, but I'm not like one of those hardcore Dodger fans. There's some Dodger fans that don't even watch the game. All they do is drink beer, eat their fucking corn pops or whatever those things are called. Popcorn. Corn pops. Oh, yeah. They're hot dogs. They're fucking. Let me get a bowl of corn pops, please. And some beer. Some Peking duck. Some Peking duck. Duck man. Duck man, come here. If only that was real, but all they have is peanuts. So they're munching on that. And some guy like, I don't know if he was in the wrong. Like I was in the Dodger. I was actually speaking of fat ass, like at the all you can eat pavilion, which if you haven't done, if they don't discontinue it because of these fuckers, is a pretty cool place to be because you get all you can eat popcorn. All you can eat nachos. All you can eat. All you can eat nachos. All you can eat sodas. I don't know how you can eat soda, but yeah. Drink soda and all you can eat hot dogs. But that's not what's affected. What's affected is the beer. And that's most important to me as a Dodger fan. No free beer. You still have to buy that. Free beer. Geez. No free beer. I said. No, no, no. It's not no free beer. Originally they were supposed to have a few Dodger games this year with half price beer. That's over now. Yeah, but that's over now since these two idiots, you know, decided to just pummel this guy for an over. For no apparent reason at all because he was a Giants fan. I have nothing against Giants fans at all. You know, fucking, you guys are rivals. Big deal, you know. But I'm not going to go to the extent of start beating some ass, you know, fucking. I don't pay their fucking salaries, you know, so fuck that. I'm not going to start beating up on people for no. But these people, like I'll just say it, like they're fucking cholos. They're all into Dodgers. Like they're all into Raiders. And I don't know. Like it's about baseball and fucking football. Or is it about like being a gangster and fucking beating people up for it? Like. I've been going to Dodgers since I was a kid. And from what I remember, it's, you know, my dad and, you know, his uncle. All wholesome and shit? Well, we weren't wholesome. No, they were getting loaded in the parking lot and you were getting loaded at the game, you know. You know, and I would have to lie, say I was five years old when I was actually nine so I could get in for like half, so I could get in for free. Did they make you sneak in beer too? Oh, hell yeah. Or like liquor and shit? All the goddamn time, you know. I think, I think my mom told me that they used to just like smuggle liquor inside my diaper bag. So that way I would. So it's one big party. It's just one big party. And we would sit in the nosebleed section, you know, all, left field pavilion, all the way up. Did you ever see shit go down? Because I seen shit go down one time and I was just like, I can't believe like if that guy, because they were like talking shit to this guy, started throwing like food at him and then like he turned around and he was going to defend himself but there were all these fucking people like ready to kick his ass and luckily, like I was like, what the fuck's going to happen? Like luckily that guy was just like, fuck this. Like he just kept walking and they were like, yeah, that's right or whatever. But had the other person been like, what's up, foo, fuck you and like gotten down, like that could have been his situation right there. Well, it's a situation that you get yourself into no matter what. I mean, I go to hockey games and hockey games are violent on the ice. I've never seen it and people get down after a hockey game. Hey, you fucking Canucks, I'm going to kick your ass, you know, like our rivals are the Ducks. Like we hate the Ducks, you know, because they're from Orange County. But I'm not going to go beat up on that guy because he's a Ducks fan. You know, I feel sorry for him because he's a Ducks fan. I don't hate him. I hate him. You want to kill him? But I'm not going to kill him. You want to kick his ass? No, it's like with Lakers fans. Will the Dodgers be proud of you if you like kick his ass? Like that's how loyal I am to you. Watch, it's like a sacrifice and a shit. No, but any game you go to, you know, you want to go there and you want to have a good time. You know, you want to get, you know, you want to get drunk. You want to see the game, have a great time and then go home. And then go home. Yeah. Well, maybe get laid if you're lucky. You know, I know some people who go out for a game and they'll go get laid. I think I got laid after a Dodger game. That's nice. I know I said, I don't think I have. You don't think? Yeah, baseball doesn't really turn me on, you know? Yeah, I can imagine you not. I'm sure there's some fans out there like Alyssa Milano with her line. With her Dodger line? Yeah, her sports line. Sports line. Yeah, so, you know, with most of these, you know, these thugs, because they're thugs, you know, beating up on people for no apparent reason. You know, they're messing it up for everybody else. You know, when you have good, it's like when you go to like those, you know, those outdoor shows and you got a couple of people just getting down and start beating some ass all of a sudden turns into a melee. It's just that thug mentality. You get a little beer in you and all of a sudden, you know, hey, maybe you shouldn't drink. Okay, so now we're going to get into some beautiful tuneage. I think the first song is a kiddie pick and what's that? It is Kick It by the queen herself, fucking Peaches, and also featuring Iggy Pop. If you look at the video, you could see them together. What are they doing? A video for the song. Oh. Hey. Hey.! I got these moves that make me do do and think. I don't look too good in pink. I used to splash myself up. I like to play it tough. Cuts bruises, bruises, bodies breaking off. You gotta handle that stuff. Yeah, yeah. Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up, Yeah, yeah Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up Yeah, yeah Kick it, kick it, kick it I wanna be your cat Screw that I'm not 16 but I got leather boots and swag I'll go fucking peeing away I heard you like kinky shit That just depends who I'm with What is it, S&M or some kind of toy? Like you said, search and destroy Some people don't like my crotch Because it's got fuzzy spots But if you play Moses, you'll need burning books, baby And that is just what I've got Yeah, yeah Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up Yeah, yeah Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up Yeah, yeah Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up Yeah, yeah Kick it, kick it, kick it And if you leave that witch sin Escape the city I'm in Come on and knock it where it's rockin' Don't stop Make your way to Berlin Take a step to the left Take a step to the right Smash your head to the wall Let your blood runs cold Now do the Jesus Christ It's true Now do the Jesus Christ I'm in the city Jesus Christ Yeah! Go down to your father's place Take a step to the left Take a hammer and some nails Nail your partner to a cross Dance around and have some fun Now do the Jesus Christ It's true Now do the Jesus Christ It's true Jesus Christ It's true Now do the Jesus Christ It's true Yeah! Go down to your father's place Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Take some money Now that Jesus Christ is here Now that Jesus Christ is here Oh, that'd be Reverend Beatman from Switzerland doing the Jesus Christ twist. I was twisting my ass off. Yeah, I know. I was watching you. If you haven't seen Reverend Beatman play, you've got to. I couldn't stop myself. He has the most awesomest label out there. I love everything that he puts out. When I saw him, I was like, oh my God, he totally sounds like that. He's amazing. Have you noticed that Beat, I don't know if you ever, you know who Popeye is, right? The cartoon character? Yeah, like R. You know, he looks like Popeye. Have you noticed that? He kind of does. He actually does a show called the Popeye Blues that he does in Bern once in a while where he dresses up like Popeye. And he sounds just like Popeye and he talks just like this. I thought he used to sing like that through a synthesizer or something, but that's his fucking voice. It's amazing. That's Reverend Beatman. But he does look like Popeye. Just like how Obama looks like. Well, according to... According to Republican... According to a Republican, I guess, representative from Fullerton, looks just like a chimp. Now, when I saw this, I was pretty surprised. It's just like, you know, it's like how, I mean, how dumb are you really? Seriously, how stupid are you if you're going to just post stupid things up like that? You know there's going to be a backlash. Whether it's innocent fun or not, you know, that's just stuff you don't do. You know? She's from Fullerton. She's an Orange County Republican Central Committee member. They can't fire her because of this. They can't make her... They can't make her resign. They can't make her resign because it's an elected official. They can impeach her or something like that. They can remove her from office, I think, if people vote again. And her party is kind of standing behind her. Her party's standing behind her. She's talking to a few Republicans. They're like, oh, she didn't mean that. Like, we could all learn from this. Learn what? You know, you know, let's call in the experts. You know, there's actually a cartoon out there featuring the Obama family and they have Michelle Obama stuffing her face, making her out to be like this big fat pig. She's not even fat. I can't get it. It's on the Daily Beast, which is a conservative website. It came out a while ago. They don't know what to talk shit about? No, it's not talking shit. It's just, they're just crude cartoons. You know, I know they're political cartoons and they're making fun of, you know, they're making fun of his agenda, you know, but there's a way. They're taking it too far? They're taking it too far. I mean, come on. To make him out like a champ, that's just really retarded. But we got two people on the line right here who know, who have a little something to say about this. You know, maybe they can teach him a thing or two about a thing or two to that Fullerton asshole out there. These, this is, well, you guys want to introduce yourselves? Yes, my name is Stephen, AKA the Long Wolf. Oh. There you go. And this is his wife, the better half, Debbie. Oh, snap. So yeah, my husband, he's the one that does the talking when it comes to things like this. His kiddies, you know, I told you, he was on the radio for many years himself as a broadcaster. So this is his forum, not really not mine. And the other reason that it's you guys is it's in you guys' realm is the, how we actually, well, one thing I know about you, I know, like, I met you at the, well, not met you, I had already known you, Martin Luther King rally in West Covina and you were at the NAACP table and I know you guys go to meetings regularly. So is this like being talked about at all in that? Well, you know, let me put things in perspective a little bit. First of all, I really don't give a hoot about some stupid joke about me. You know, white folks been, been making dumb jokes about black folks since they brought us over here on the ship. That's, you know, that's number one. Number two, you know, she says, well, you know, some of my best friends are blacks. Well, the slave owners, some of their best friends are slaves. But what does that got to do with the price of tea in China? Here's the point. You know, here's the real point. This woman is supposed to be a political leader. And how come she has so much damn time to be spending putting together Photoshop and just take it a time it took for her to go find the picture of the chimps, find a picture of Obama, match all that stuff up together, you know, and do all of that. When she's behind, should be in an economics book somewhere trying to come up with some solutions to double digit unemployment and gas prices going through the roof. So I'm not hearing any, any, any, you know, they talk about Obama's leadership, but I'm not hearing anything coming from the Republicans that are this any better. And we must always remember that it was the Republicans that got us in this mess in the first doggone place. Oh my God. That is so true. I mean, we were, we were, you know, there, there was, there was, uh, something on Yahoo where they had said that, that I think the Daily Beast had even confirmed that we were, we did have a $930 million surplus when George Bush, you know, became president. Well, I wouldn't say he became, when he was, when he was bestowed the, the, the, his Royal Majesty was bestowed, you know, the crown because, you know, if he wasn't really elected, come on. I mean, and you know what, and, and I hate to say it, but Gore is such, uh, oh my God. No, he's such a pussy because he should have fought it. And, and, and I don't know. I saw him like, just like, oh, well, this is the process. I guess not. No, it takes one person from the house and one person from the Senate. But no one would from the other side. Everybody in the Senate, an African American, they said it's, it just took one person. Even Al Gore could have been like, yeah, I want to, I want to, you know, have a recount, but no, he was too much of a pussy, you know? And it's, and so now we got eight years of Bush. What did we get into? what it seemed like. Iraq, we had the Twin Towers. With Obama, what have we had so far? Have we had a terrorist attack yet? No. Have we stopped a terrorist attack? Yes. And did the Republicans make it? No. The founding fathers were smart. They knew that they'd have jerks in office. And they put together a system of government that runs in spite of the jerks. It's like putting bad gas in a car. It'll run. It's like a Kennedy or an Obama or some of the better presidents we've had come along the way. They'll run better. And you know, really, the real deal with our government is the Congress. That's where we really have to make sure we've got some quality people in there. I mean, the president, to a great degree, is a titular title and certainly his statesmanship can move Congress in ways that other people can't. But our real deal in terms of getting things really done is the Senate and the Congress. And that's why this woman, Marilyn Davenport, is so dangerous, is because she's spending her time photoshopping chimpanzees and African-Americans instead of sticking her nose in an economics book on where to try to find some solutions. That's what we need today. We don't need jokes. Stupid jokes. We need some solutions. Can you imagine in a couple of years when she becomes, when she turns into Michelle Bachman, that loon? Oh my gosh. It's like we have nothing but loons in Congress. And they spend more time campaigning. Than they do working. And it breaks my heart because they're supposed to be working for us. Us common folk. That's right. And you said something that was extremely important and I want to make sure the listeners get that. You know, how stupid is she not to realize the furor that she would cause? I mean, did she not hear about the guy Richards? Did she not hear about Imus? Did she not hear about when Fuzzy Zeller made the stupid comment about Tiger Woods? Don't we know by now that there's certain things you don't say about certain groups? Come on. Dan Issel got fired from the Denver Nuggets for calling somebody a Mexican piece of crap or something? I mean, you know, this person is supposed to be a leader, yet she's not smart enough to realize that you can't put something like, look, we all make ethnic jokes. I've done it. Everybody's done it. You know, but I'm smart enough not to put it in the email and send it around. You know what it could have been? She could have got, you know, she probably spent the whole weekend watching Driving Miss Daisy because it was on CMT all weekend. You know, and she probably felt like, well, if Jessica Tandy can get away with it back in Southern, you know, Mississippi, then I can get away with it now in 2011. Maybe she got inspired or something. Maybe she did get inspired. You know, I don't know. I don't know where that was going. I'm sorry. It was like, it started high and then it just fizzled down. But, you know. That's what you guys get for not talking to me and Debbie. And then, Kitty, we have the idiot, Donald Trump. Oh, that guy. Tell me about that because I heard a little bit about it, but I'm not... Well, you know, Kitty, what he's actually saying, he's probably going to be running for president and what he also said, you know, he's wanting to see President Obama's birth certificate. He demands, well, he's demanding that he sees the birth certificate because he said that Barack Obama wasn't born in the United States and he has a right to see his birth certificate. Of course, they didn't ask for idiot Bush's birth certificate. You know, heaven knows where he was born. He was probably born under a rock somewhere, you know. But, so they haven't asked for that, but they're asking for, he's asking for his birth certificate. Also, he made a comment that President Obama's going to go down as the worst president in U.S. history, of course. Oh, that's impossible. I mean, come on. President Obama is the worst? That's impossible. Hasn't he seen, like, what happened and other things? Like, well, then I think, didn't he almost go bankrupt or something one time? Okay, it's Donald Trump, first of all. He's like, he's just an asshole, period. Yeah. Second of all... Well, the one word, Nixon. Yeah. One word, Nixon takes care of all of that. Yeah. He's, he's, he wants, you know, he bankrupts things and he wants to rebuild them. You know, he did that with Atlantic City. You know, everything he touches hurts the crap, pretty much. Well, I looked up the Constitution in terms of what the qualifications for a president should be. It says he should be a natural born citizen. One definition of a natural born citizen is born to an American citizen. If Obama was born on Mars, his mother was born in the Midwest. She was an American citizen. He is a natural born American, period, in the sense, doesn't matter. If he was born in Kenya, it doesn't matter. But that's the thing. Again, we have another person, um, deflecting the fact that the Republicans got us in this mess and talk about some crap that doesn't make any difference one way or another. It's, it's just, they just want to keep... To distract people? It's just a distraction. I mean, honestly, it's public record. You can look it up and Obama was born in Hawaii, you know? But they're saying like the 50 states are or like the 48 states are connected, so Alaska and Hawaii are in question. Last time I checked they were both interested into the U.S. I'm just telling you that... Back in the 1900s, you know, so I don't know. Like all of a sudden they're throwing all these crazy rules that have never been rules before. It's nuts. Crazy rules or not, you know, it's, they're, it's like with Eric Hanner trying to say, oh, you know what we're gonna do? You know, if the Democrats don't want to pass this, you know, budget spending plan, then we're just gonna do it ourselves. No, that's not how government works. And everybody called them out. It's the only thing I like about Democrats is um, like, I'm not Democrat, I'm not Republican, so if you get offended, I'm, no, I'm not sorry. But either way, Democrats are pussies, but when they want to, the clouds will come out. Republicans are like the bullies. It's time for the Democrats to actually do something. When are they gonna close? You know, they had the perfect opportunity back when they actually had full control of the House and the Senate. You know, if they were smart, like, you know, Lyndon B. Johnson was back then, he told his party, you're gonna vote my way or I'll get you replaced. That's all Obama had to do, was just say, do it my way or the highway. Come on. Not, not every man's gonna be afraid to be led by a black man. I mean, really? I mean, that's if you, if you, it boils down to that, it's just that white America is afraid of a black dude. And there's nothing wrong with this guy, Obama. He's a nice guy. I mean, I would feel differently if it was Ice Cube as president because, you know, a lot of people would be going down, you know, but either way, Obama, he's a good guy. He's a good president. I just... Well, you know what I'm afraid of? I'm afraid of a person in the Senate with that comb over hairdo. You know, how vain is that? You know what I'm saying? I mean, you know, you've been in the Senate. You're a big-time senator. You're supposed to be a powerful man in the world, but you're so vain that you got that part that starts at your earlobe and climbs and combs those three strands of hair across your noggin. Swivels itself upon his scalp. And that's really sad, you know, because, you know, it's not the first time Obama's faced ridicule. I mean, there was that email where they had him, what, picking cotton in Mississippi a while back? But he's also kind of like a gentleman, like Al Gore, like I was saying, because, you know, he's not... I don't know how aggressively he's acting now. It's more like other people that are enraged and are doing all this other stuff. I think, like, if he were to address it, he probably wouldn't be as vocal about what should happen. You know, he might... He doesn't care. Like, as they say, like, oh, let's learn from this. Like, we all make mistakes. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Obama cries every night about this. Like, oh my God, they're making fun of me again. You know, I don't think he cries about it. I think it just... But, I mean, it speaks to a larger thing. He has bigger things to worry about than some stupid cartoons, you know. And it really says more about their leadership that they're spending all this time on this stupid nonsense than on what's really important. Yeah, I looked at, you know, the Republican channel, Fox News, and that was, like, the main thing that they were talking about, was this whole how they were, you know, they were making her out to be a victim. It's just like, she's not a victim. You're not a victim when you do something stupid. You know, you deserve what you get. You know, if you're going to send out racist emails... What were their, like, defending points about her? Oh, she made a mistake. It's her first time. She's trying to lead a good Christian life. Her first time? You know, like, hey, that's all it takes. It just takes one time to send something that's stupid. You know, I mean... So they're minimizing it. But their excuse can always be, like, well, you know, other minorities do it to each other. Yeah, it's accepted amongst us. It's not... I'm not saying it's any better, but we accept it, you know. It's like when, you know, you know, when a Mexican calls another Mexican a wetbag. She's like a, um... Like, you know, there are, like, a lot of racists, but since he's, like, the first black president, she's like, oh, maybe it won't be that shocking to put that out there, because, you know, we already have, like, one elected, so one will not get offended. You know what I mean? Like, all backwards. I think it's just... Well, like I said, Obama's not offended. He could care less. Yeah. It's us that are sitting around talking about it. And again, it says something about their leadership. So I'm not, you know, I'm not offended by it either. Because, I mean, you know, people tell stupid stuff all the time. Again, my whole point is what kind of leader are you that you got time to sit around and do this when we got double-digit employment and gas prices going to $5 a gallon? You got time to sit around and talk about somebody's heritage. Talk about his leadership. Got no problem with that. You want to talk about his leadership or lack thereof? No problem. Talk about his politics. Talk about his solutions. And then come up with some new zones. I was always told that when you criticize somebody, you should have a solution in hand as well. And that's one thing I like about Republicans is when they took control, well, they took control of the House, but not the Senate. They, you know, what's that idiot, John, the crybaby John, John Bonner, Bonner, yeah, Bonner, whatever his name is. Anyways, he was all about let's create jobs for Americans. I have not seen one job bill passed in that House yet. I'm still waiting. You know, it's like you were elected because you were, you know, that's the one thing, you were elected for a reason. To serve us, not to serve your needs. And that's the one thing people need to start realizing is that we spend too much time talking about it. We don't do nothing about it. We need to start calling out these people who represent us and tell them, hey, you know, you're working for me. Why are you taking lobby dollars from this guy or from this person? You know, I know it's not a perfect system, but we can make it work when the people make it work correctly. But people don't want it to work. No. And I think that that's a good defense. And it's chivalrous and gentleman-like, but like the sad thing is, is like, yeah, they're making themselves look stupid, but we're like on one end of it. They're like defending her. So I don't think they're learning anything from it. They don't even see in that, like when someone does something and, you know, you're mad at them and they don't even know that you're mad, it makes you even more mad. That's kind of like this, like they don't care if we're mad. So it's just kind of us like still crying about it. So I think that's why I think like something should happen because for her to get away with it, then, you know, I don't know, but. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you. Yes. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. We'll talk to you soon. You guys can call us anytime. Yeah. You guys will be our experts. Yeah. You can be our expert and we can have a good old American political debate because I like that. We're not yet. Sounds good. You guys have a good one. I'll keep listening. All right. Thank you. All right. Take care. Later. All right. Bye. Bye bye. Oh, that was interesting. To say the least. You know, I realized that drinking and smoking pot and trying to talk politics, it works to a certain degree, but you got to be on key. I'm still going to continue to drink and smoke weed, but politics. That's what you wanted to say? Yeah. On to the next song. The next song is The Sex Has Made Me Stupid by Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. Robots in Disguise. 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Put the senses when you're stupid The key is when you're stupid The grasp is when you're stupid The senses is when you're stupid The finger press is to the pen To the pen To the pen To the pen To the pen To the pen When the conversation's over Can't remember the question Please, I kinda have some more Yeah, don't go Go Don't go Go Go When he's up against the wall Another act of aggression I want you on the floor Get down, girl Go Go When the conversation's over Can't remember the question Another question please, I gotta have some more Get down Gotta have some more And when he's up against the wall Another act of aggression I want you on the floor Get down I need you on the floor I want you on the floor I want you on the floor The sex is when you're stupid The sex is when you're stupid The peed is when you're stupid The grass is when you're stupid The dirt is when you're stupid The sex is when you're stupid The sex is when you're stupid The sex is when you're stupid The blood is when you're stupid The blood is when you're stupid Whatever's when you're stupid Your blood is when you're stupid Stupid He has made me stupid She has made me stupid We have made be stupid I have made be stupid He has made be stupid She has made be stupid We are some some some I have made me stupid Get down I want you on the floor I want you on the floor I want you on the floor I want you on the floor I want you on the floor I want you on the floor I want you on the floor I want you on the floor Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid The killer's when you're stupid The crap's when you're stupid The death is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid Sex is when you're stupid sex is when you're stupid The world is gonna see you, but your life is gonna see you, but your life is gonna cheat on you. guitar solo She's a soul, a nun, she's a slutty lesbian. Respect her and praise her, admire her and follow her. But in the night, she is a sight to sisters locked in 69. She'll bless your soul, play an ungrossed show, let the power cook its coal. Holy slut, holy nun, we can see you are the one. And then she goes to bed, but we have another nun instead. It's not for self, religious good, it's for a fake book of the best. And we all can see the dreams and lies out of us, living in the public eye. And we all can see. Phonyness. Like the brass, living in unhappiness. And we all can see. The sex of God, hypocrites, unconventional politics. And we all can see. These nuns stray from God, they're living in hell's society. guitar solo A holy woman, a daddy lion. A trusty woman, a god. A woman, she'll set you right. She's a soul, a nun. She's a fucking lesbian. Respect her, and praise her, admire her, and follow her. But in the night, she is a sight to sisters locked in 69. She'll bless your soul, play an ungrossed show, let the power cook its coal. Holy slut, holy nun, we can see you are the one. And then she goes to bed, but we have another nun instead. It's not for self, religious good, it's for a fake book of the best. And we all can see. The dreams and lies out of us, living in the public eye. And we all can see. Phonyness. Not the rest. Living in unhappiness. And we all can see. Lots of talk, hypocrites, unconventional politics. And we all can see. These nuns stray from God, they're living in hell's society. Sister Mary, quick, get undressed. I know it's your pee that's been blessed. I know it's your pee that's been blessed. I know it's your pee that's been blessed. I know it's your pee that's been blessed. I know it's your pee that's been blessed. Yeah, that was Wasted Youth doing Blight Nuns. They have one of my favorite lyrics. Sister, please get undressed, because I know your piss is blessed. That has got to be the most awesome lyric ever, if you're into peeing. I'm not going to say if I am or not. Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Don't know. Don't know. Which leads me to this. You know, there's a thing going on with Mormon teenagers. Where, you know, because, you know, Mormons can't have, you know, sex. They can't drink or do drugs or have caffeine or any of that stuff. No caffeine, for real? Yeah, no caffeine at all. You know, it's, I don't know about sugar. I think sugar is a loophole they can actually have. Maybe they can have Splendor. Yeah, maybe. But either way, well, you know, teenagers. I'm sure we've all been teenagers. You know, we've all had, you know. I was a teenager. Yeah, I was one too. You know, we went through that time, you know, when we had hair growing in places where we didn't have hair before. And things sort of. Special areas. Yeah. Things got a little bit bigger. Not that big. Or maybe big. And things on your chest started coming. Okay, we get it. So then, basically, basically the Mormons have found a loophole. A biblical. A biblical loophole that permits them, according to them, to still get their wiggles out without offending God. Well, I wouldn't say getting their wiggles out. Oh, no wiggling, though. There's no wiggling involved. Everything but wiggling. I don't even know if they could be naked for this. I am pretty sure. Can they be naked? I'm pretty sure you could be naked. I mean. They just can't look. They just. They just can't look and they can't touch. But naked's okay. You know, they're aroused, you know. But it's called soaking. Now, do you know what soaking is? Yes. Yes. What is soaking? Yeah. I know a little bit about it, but I think you've looked it up more in depth. But basically, they like slide it in and then just kick it. Yeah, that's it. They penile insert into the vagina and they don't. They rest. They just rest. It just sits there. One, two, rest. Now, I don't know about any other guy who can. I don't know if any guy can do this. But it's kind of like yoga. You concentrate. Yeah. But what's the fun in that? I mean, you're you're not there to soak. You're there to fuck. You know, you got to move the penis. Well, not because you're not a Mormon. I'm not a Mormon. Even if I was a Mormon, it's a natural instinct. You know, you're going to move. Do you know what a Jack Mormon is? I don't know what a Jack Mormon is. What is a Jack Mormon? A Jack Mormon are were born and raised Mormon, but they're no longer practicing. So they're excommunicated. So they're called Jack Mormons. So they're the ones that will say like, hey, like, no shit. Like fucking they do this in the Mormon society. So that's like where you get your 411. So if you can get your hands on an ex-Mormon, that's how you can legitimize these claims. Yeah. Let's find it. Let's find a Jack Mormon. If there's any out there, just give us a call. We would like to talk to you on the next podcast or something because that'd be pretty interesting. That would be like a fucking interesting show. I would want to know more in depth about the Mormon. We have more questions. The Mormon industry. It's not a religious outfit. It's an industry. But, you know. It's a hot industry. It's a hot industry. Those Mormons are pretty hot. For you maybe, not for me. I have not seen a cute Mormon chick before. I've never seen a Mormon chick at all. I know. But not. Do they go out? Maybe they're banned from going out or something. But that's what Mormons do, right? We'd like to talk to Jack Mormon to clarify where the Mormon girls are. Don't they run in packs like the Jehovah's Witnesses do? No, only in twos. They're only in twos? They came to my house a couple of times and I, of course, think they're hot and, of course, come into my house. So I'm excited. I made an appointment and they were going to come in. Come in. Yeah. Get it? Yeah. But not if you're soaking. So anyways. So I was like, yeah, come over like whenever you want. Okay. I was Wednesday at six. So I was like, okay, cool. I was all like ready. They couldn't come into my house because it's just me and my mom. And that being what? There needs to be a male in the house or one of their third males. Because I'm like, he's like, oh, well, when will he be back? I'm like, he's dead. Like when they asked about my dad, I'm like, well, he's dead. And they're like, oh, because we can't come in without the male head of the household. I'm like, no, actually, they said the head of the household. And I'm like, my mom's the head of the household. No, it needs to be a male. We'll come back with the third one. I was like, oh, hells yeah. Bring him on. Probably be the old one. There's no old ones. Have you seen them? They're like all young and hot and shit. I think you're into Mormons. You know, that's your. Hello. Hello. That's your assignment. Young, white, thin. Because they bicycle. So they're all like freaking fit and shit. Hey, I've seen some fat Mormons. And they bicycle too. You know. I have not seen a fat Mormon. Well, I have. I think what you should do is you should find yourself a Mormon and try out the soaking. See if it works. I was trying, but like no one would come. Like, I think they gave up on my house because maybe. I don't know, dude. It's too complicated because there's no male living at my house. Don't wait for them to come. Go to them. I'm pretty sure. You can just knock on the Mormon door. I'm pretty sure there's a. Did I tell you my idea? What's your idea? I want to go into a Mormon church and on the bathroom put like kitty and then put my number like for a good soaking. Call kitty. I wonder if I'll get any. I would buy it. They'll wash that off so quick. You never know. Maybe the janitor Mormon guy will like look at it and be like. You might get like a. What if you get it like a 15 year old? They don't go on missions until they're over 18. So they have to be over 18. They're all legit. Barely legal. But if it's at the church, you know, the kids go in the bathroom too. Oh, hello. Like I'm not going to like answer the door. It's all some like little kid. They'll be like, ew. But they're going to call you. You're going to have their phone number and let your address. I'll tweet it. I could screen the call. Yeah. What are you trying to find? You're trying to find a loophole like the Mormons have found a loophole in the Bible. That's my life. Loopholes. It's everyone's life. It's everybody's life. Trying to find a loophole for everything. Yep. That's pretty amazing with the whole soaking thing. I mean, I tried it. You tried to soak? Like you did an experiment? Yeah. I've soaked, but it didn't last long. I think it was five seconds into it. Five seconds soak? That was it. I wonder what the average time of soaking for a Mormon that soaks is. I don't know. Is it a couple seconds? Is it a couple minutes? Like maybe they develop that practice like yoga. They concentrate and like. But what's the fun in that? I mean, isn't the fun thrusting? I mean, as a woman. Can you have. Can you have. Can you have a boob in your hand and not squeeze it? Exactly. I can't. No, can you? No, I have to play with them. I got to squeeze them and touch them and lick them and all that. I mean, come on. Okay. It's like having. Do juggling? Would you want to have a penis just inserted in you and not moving? Wouldn't that get annoying? Somebody's on top of you and not doing shit? Well, I don't have to soak. I could pump if I want. Well, I'm saying if you want to. Or be pumped. But if you want to experiment, the soaking experience. Oh. You know, how long would you last before you go, come on, move it along. You know, move it or milk it. I don't know. Maybe we should try it. And then like you tell me how it went and I'll tell you how it went. And then. I already tried the soaking. I only lasted five seconds. Oh, okay. Okay. I think you need to try it. But you know, with a Mormon. Any Mormons, please call in. And a normal. Hey, we're getting a phone call. It's the Verbal Bible Show. It's the Verbal Bible Show. Okay. So I think we have a call. I'm not really sure. But we'll see. So anyways. That's like. Like that phone call. She's like killed it right there. Whatever. They ruined your concentration. They ruined my concentration. We didn't even post the number up. Just ignore this. Oh, okay. We'll post the number on future shows if we get callers. Well, now we're just going to go into another song now because I broke our concentration. So go ahead, Katie. Why don't you tell them what the next song is? Let's see. All right. Contaminational Power by Crass. I think it's Steve Ignorant on vocals. Enjoy it. Okay. Steve Ignorant on vocals. Okay, then let's play some. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Cause any disturbance on this type of life Try to end up with a thought-free strike Atomic power, atomic power There's shower, making power And a dusty set leave ticking in your brain And imagination gonna blow you away Who cares a fuck, cause it's work for the people Governed by a slave, but you'll build your death with Super goodies, my time with the family Don't be fooled with a gesture of equality I need you to sequel, you are like corpse Staring at each other to steal, make it fast Cause any disturbance on this type of life Try to end up with a thought-free strike Atomic power, atomic power There's shower, making power And a dusty set leave ticking in your brain And imagination gonna blow you away And a dusty set leave ticking in your brain Switching to the modern world, you might be there Or you gonna leave, shower the youth Give great energy to suck stuff yours Give it all you want to, let it steal to your balls Making all justice work with a light choice Those that is bad, might just call the fucking noise Stomach power, and everything flies Built in for a planet in a nation Spurs us to good termination Termination, termination, termination Termination, termination, termination Those that is bad, might just call the fucking noise Cause all this power, and everything flies Fly right away A bunch of tears I leave Oh oh oh You fucking damn right You fucking damn right Oh oh oh You fucking damn right Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh, oh, oh Sweet land of liberty Oh, oh, is that a prison to me? Oh, oh, why can't we just be? Oh, oh, reading all your hopes and dreams Oh, oh, our motherland Won't hold my hand Deep in my pocket she wants to stay Too many comprises for another day Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh I've come to be the queen Oh, oh, you've got me down like me Oh, oh, I follow land Won't hold my hand Deep in my pocket she wants to stay Too many comprises for another day Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh We're back. Welcome back. That was the Checkers doing Seeking Spots. It's very girly and poppy. I love that band. They're really good. You know your old Gushing? Yeah. I love them. I do. They're pretty, when I see them, they're pretty cool. They're an awesome band. You should really check them out if they're around. You'll have to. You can find their album anywhere, Seeking Spots. The album's called Make a Move. It's a good album. You should pick it up. All right. So. So what's happening in Japan? Japan, Japan, Japan. First they get an earthquake, then they get a tsunami, now they get nuclear radiation. And they're all in the same boat. They're all in the same boat. They're all in the same boat. They're all in the same boat. They're all in the same boat. They're all in the same boat. And did you know they're dumping out tons of water into the ocean that's radioactive? Nuclearized water? No, it's radioactive, not nuclearized. Nuclearized water? Nuclearized. That's not a word. Do I care? No, you don't care. You and your rules. There's rules. So what do you think they're going to do about those titties in San Onofre? I think they're going to keep them there. I mean, nuclear power does have- It's funny when they come on TV on the news, it's all the titties. Yeah. Like those nuclear reactors. Have you ever seen Naked Gun with Leslie Nielsen? There's a part where they actually feature. They do that in Austin Powers. Yes. When he's talking about sex and like a train goes through a tunnel and then like- Yeah, they're just things that remind them and the San Onofre titties remind them of Leslie Prisley. So what's the- Whatever her name is. Japan's nuclear reactor. It's not close to a melt. Well, this is, I don't know, not a meltdown, correct, but a crack. And no one could get close to the crack because they'll like fucking melt or something, right? It's still really close to a crack. Yeah. It's still really close to a crack. Yeah. It's still really close to a crack. Yeah. It's still really close to a crack. Yeah. It's still really close to a crack. Yeah. And some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some painful death we get like mini radiation and they like bury it like way way deep in like cement and like steel and freaking like 10 layers of freaking depth and over there it's just like here let's pour it into the ocean it'll get to everybody that way it was already getting to us over here at the jet stream and you know there's there's been a bit of nuclear radio do you think what do you think about that that acid rain text thing like like don't go outside it's acid rain acid rain we've had acid rain for like oh my god but i'm talking about japan nuclearized acid rain number one uh nuclear waste is not new is not acid it's just nuclear waste so we'll get nuclear rain it'll be like a new thing yeah it wouldn't be a new thing i mean there's gonna be there's been nuclear rain before yeah probably i mean i'm pretty sure don't theorize like do you know if there's been i'm not theorizing what i'm saying is pretty i'm pretty sure after chenro we had some new we had some nuclear fallout our way i mean it's already in the air i mean they found they found the particles over here in california up in washington you know that shit travels it just didn't stay in one spot i know that's why like everyone was buying like iodine well they were buying iodine over there and over here we're buying it to ship it over there or either um like save it so when they did say like oh yeah uh sorry guys we're kind of fucked that thing you would take it and that would absorb it but just from the thyroid it's you can still get other kinds of cancer but not thyroid cancer because you took the iodine well yeah i mean it's kind of like that simpsons one they're like stop dropping cover for the fire or the volcano like it's kind of like you can do whatever but like you're still gonna get fucked yeah still did you see or have heard have you heard of barefoot gen gen who's that barefoot gen gen is like a japanimation cartoon but it's not like funny or dramatic well it is dramatic because it's based on like i guess when this guy was like a little kid he like witnessed all the stuff that you see in barefoot gen and they illustrate it so that's how it's a cartoon but it's like fucked up like it's when um we dropped the bomb over there like yeah what after with nakasaki and hiroshi yeah and it just shows that whole thing's all crazy too that we had a nuke come twice because the first time he denied it right like the dude was like no we're good we're good and we're like what the fuck out here maybe you'll fucking change your tune this time bam and then they were like oh my bad yeah first one was in the strong but the second one that packed a lot of punch and that one did a lot of damage poor hawaii like i heard we bombed one of their like islands because we were practicing like before we bombed them no we were uh there were marshall islands all the way in the south pacific yeah it's sad that's not near hawaii but okay okay don't get stuck on the geographics dr doolittle well if you're gonna say information say the correct information well wow that's just that's just the way it has to be and get your facts right like on house bunny those are like the easter island and those are mayan like that makes no sense they're so far away you're the nerdy chick on um house bunny i am the nerdy chick but she eventually turns hot so there's hope what does that so what does that make you the dumb chick which one just anyone not dumb not dumb it's not well educated oh the words like nuclearize what are you drawing i'm more educated than you fucker yeah oh see like just let's just be friends college degrees oh here we go i'm not gonna out me it says i went to college who says you went to college obviously yeah you're not proving that you went to okay then maybe you're you're smarter or whatever i'm not smarter either i'm dumber than shit okay and you dumber than shit calling me dumb is like dumber dumberer i know that's not how you say it let me talk all professor too no you don't have to talk yes the radiation radiation activity is concerning concerning what do you think dave i think that once no you just talk regular because that's how you talk i just talk regular i'm just gonna talk like this you know because back then you know when it was nuclearized you know like homer nuclear dad it's nuclear no nuclear what you don't love homer i love homer Everyone loves Homer. Well, there's people who don't like Homer. Who? I don't know. Who would dare? I used to not like him like back in the day when he used to be like more of a dick. When was he a dick? He was always been a dick. He pissed me off even in the movie. Like he fucked shit up, man. It's just like, dude, you can't even fucking listen to one thing. He's just the dumb guy who does dumb shit. Yeah, but sometimes it's cute and sometimes it's just stupid and piss me off. It's annoying. It used to be. So Kitty gets annoyed when Homer gets dumb sometimes. Like if you were to see that episode that pissed you off, would you get pissed off? Maybe. Yeah. I would get frustrated and be like, dude, why isn't fucking Marge leaving me? He's such an asshole. And then after he grew on me. Oh, so when he became dumber, he grew on you? No, I mean, there's been episodes that have kind of made him nicer. Like, you know. More thoughtful. Yeah. Like when the crayon came out of his nose and he like. He was smart. Yeah. For a couple of days. And he was able to express his feelings to Lisa. Like he's not, you know. Or Lisa went in the water thing, the water therapy thing. And then he like, she got to go in his body and he was like, I can't believe I'm watching this. I can't believe. And he hates it, but it's opera or like ballet, something that Lisa would like. And you're like, oh. Oh, I have a caller. Let's see what this. Someone got a hold of the secret number. Yeah. You're on verbal vomit. What's up? Oh. You're on the air. What's your guys' favorite Simpsons episode? My favorite Simpsons episode? There's like so many. I could choose one. Go ahead. My favorite episode is the X-Files one where it's Fox Mulder and he even pops out his thing. He's all Fox Mulder, FBI. And it's him in his bikini. And then it's all, he's an alien, Santa Claus. And he's all, yes. It has a lot of like those little moments. What's your favorite Fox? What's your favorite Simpsons? Fox. They're all stupid. They're all stupid. They're all stupid. I'm on Fox. I know. I'm fucking Fox. What's your favorite Simpsons episode? Oh, my. Mine is the one where he's like, he's just like totally blanked out where he's sitting on the couch and his boss is like, there's missing or something. His daughter has him in front of him. He just like completely doesn't notice until like way at the end. Oh. Like when he imagines himself when he's, when he's trying to save his job with the nuclear plant and he's dreaming of chocolate. Yeah. I love chocolate. I love that. I wish. Oh, doesn't he pick up like some crawly thing and it's like chocolate and then he puts it back down? Like he takes a bite out of something. He takes a bite out of a dog. Yeah. And then he like keeps on running. So what's your name? Joseph. What's your name? Oh, it's Joseph. Yeah, I think so. Is this Joseph? No. Oh, what's your name? Fern. Your name's Fern? No. Kevin. Kevin. Where are you calling from, Kevin? I'm calling from La Puente. From La Puente. Sweet. La Puente. La Puente. Bridge town. What part of bridge town are you from? I'm not talking gangs. Like where are you? Like what part? East, west, south? Do you love the donut hole? Yeah, I love the donut hole. You like the donut hole? Snappies. Very bomb place. If you're ever in the city of La Puente, two recommendations. Verbal vomit has is to go through the historical donut hole where you can drive through and order a donut with some chocolate or perhaps if you're for a more mature taste coffee and they'll even put the creamer and the sugar through the drive-thru so you don't even have to stir it while you're driving. Will they give me a blowjob on the Reddit too? I don't know. Maybe if you ask them. I never asked for one. Can you do that for me? I'd say a bomb place to eat is Rambo's Tacos. Rambo's Tacos. You go with Rambo's Tacos, man. Rambo's Tacos. Rambo's Tacos. That is a good joint. I've been there many a time. I like it there. I like the Rambo they have in front. I like that drawing. It's the most fucked up. That's something else to look at in La Puente. For you artists, you could take a picture of that. Shit. Yeah, that is the most fucked up depiction of Rambo ever, but you know what? It works. Yeah, I love it. I have yet to find a person that doesn't love that. Yeah. I have friends who take pictures. It's so bad, it's good. I have friends who come out of state. They take pictures in front of Rambo. Hells yeah. And you just take a picture of the donut hole. It's very famous. Yes. The donut hole's been in a couple of movies. And the other recommendation I had is Snappy Tacos, famous for their chili cheese fries. Yes. And the best tiki punch. If you have not had their tiki punch, you have not had fruit punch. What if we become shills? I didn't know we were starting to advertise. That's another segment. So, okay, so you're from La Puente. Hey, support independent business. There's not a chain of- I'm not a big fan of Snappy Tacos. You're not a big fan of Snappy Tacos? Why were they saying Snappy kills cats? Why were they saying Snappy kills cats? Yeah. Was that something trying to be funny or something? What was this? I don't know. I remember driving one time and one of the people in the car was all, Snappy kills cats. I'm like, what the fuck? But it's still good. I still eat there. Would you consider Snappy Taco cat food? Nah. Not really. Not that bad. No, not that bad. So when you're in La Puente and your friends are coming around, you take them to Rambo's. Where else do you take them to? What's the, what goes on in La Puente? I don't know. Usually, usually I'll just go by Stradness Island strip, have a little party. All right. Get a barbecue going, eh? So you don't hit the strip clubs there? Yeah. There's like more strip clubs in that area than there is in Olivella. There's like a couple of them on each block. Yeah. Practically. Have you been to the strip clubs there? You know, Paradise. I've been to Paradise. Sin. I've been to Sin, spelled S-Y-N-N. Yeah. Makes it sexy. Sin. I think we are advertising, huh? Try bringing La Puente out, man. Why go to strip club in LA, come to one in La Puente? It's, yeah, it's kind of. They already ripped us off once for the community center money. We didn't have a community center for like the longest time because the contractor that they hired. Who remembers Miss Kitties? I remember Miss Kitties. They're still, it's still there. Yeah. They just call it something else. They would have buffet plus topless. You know. Is that something guys do? Like, I want to eat. Well, they're. Fucking everything. And then. Fucking watch some boobies bounce. There's a, there's a couple of strip clubs in LA where they actually have a buffet. You know, you can eat and watch. How's the food? It's buffet food. He can eat some nachos. It's not the greatest food. I mean, it's buffet food. It's like you're going to Vegas. Strip bar buffet food. It's like you're going to Vegas, only you're not winning money. You're losing money, but you get titties in your face and you get free food. That's your compensation. That's your compensation right there. Yeah, sure. You didn't make it to Vegas, but how about if I feed you and rub my tits in your face? I mean, do you like how it is? Do you like coming home smelling like stripper? No. It's all brr. Are you crickets? We need that sound bite. We need that crickets sound bite. Yeah. Huh? What? Que? Are you stung? Are you, are you smoking? A little bit. Are you smoking the gunge? Are you drinking a little bit of brew? Are you on the, what's that thing called? Bong? Are you hitting the bong? Nope. I was going to, I was going to have to. You're marijuana. You're marijuana. Alcohol. Let me hear. Let us hear the bubbling. So you don't, you don't hit the crack pipe? Take a bottle of Jack and a big fat joint. I am good. Fuck it. So that's one of the things you can do in La Puente is smoke a fat joint and drink a bottle of Jack. I would love to do that. We have a lot of dispensaries too. Yes. But you need your card. Yes. Do you have your card? Go party and get naked. That's the way you got to do it. That's how you represent La Puente, people party and get naked. Yeah. You see a lot of naked people. You like see a lot of drinking. Sometimes, sometimes old people ask you for change, but again, you should be good. Well, the thing that pisses me off is when people ask me for change and I'm by myself. I'm like a girl. I get scared. You shouldn't, they should have the decency. If you're a guy, homeless guy or a guy homeless. Wait, I already said that. Down on your luck or something. Fucking don't ask a guy. Like, can you go ask a guy? Like, why do you have to ask a girl? Like, that's just taking advantage. And one time it was this Cholo guy and I got scared. I'm all fucking here. Take a dollar. Like, I'm just like, just don't fucking kill me. Of course, I'm going to give him a dollar. Hey, yo, you fucking have a dollar. I'm like, yeah, here. Now you know who you can punk for a dollar. Hey, give me a dollar. I'll kill you. He got his dollar. Cause I usually say no. All right. Well, thank you very much for the call. Have a good night. Have a good night. You get a little bit more drunk and smoke a little bit more weed. And keep listening. And smell like stripper, please. Okay. Cool. I was just imitating. Yeah. Just staying there. Yeah. Anyways. So, cool. So, what's the next song? Your next song is. Is it Blank Eyed Nosebleed by Adult. No. It's that Beastie Boys song. That's why I asked you to intro it. It's Beastie Boys doing Egg Ray Gun Mojo. Keep it old school. This is Verbal Vomit. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. We can get to attack, the exit's black, I'm not so black I'm not so black, I'm not so black I'm not so black, I'm not so black I'm not so black, I'm not so black I'm not so black, I'm not so black I went down to the lake, I saw your madman fuckin' snake Yeah, she fuckin' you, thinkin' of losing it I went on to the place, that's where she's been Because it's, because it's, because it's, because it's She's a dirty motherfucker, a dirty motherfucker I'm a cocksucker, I'm a cocksucker I'm a cocksucker, I'm a cocksucker I'm a cocksucker, I'm a cocksucker And that was Delaney Davidson doing Dirty Dozen, which is actually a cover from Jelly Roll Morton, Dirty Dozen. That song was done back in the 1900s, early 1900s, part of the Minstrel shows. Minstrel? Minstrel. Like, you know, where... Minstrel cycle. No, not minstrel, minstrel. Like, you know, when white actors would dress up in blackface and they'd say, Hey, come to the monster, I don't, you know, type of deal. Well, this song, he was... Remember on that movie when Queen Latifah's, like, Queen Latifah, like, ran away from jail or something? And she's trying to prove her innocent, and then the, like, lady that had the dog legs all started singing, like, slave songs and shit, and Queen Latifah's all trying not to get pissed because she was, like, being the servant for the day. Yeah, because she had to be. That shit was fuckin' funny. Well, yeah, that's, that's where... Yo, Jelly Roll Morton, as a matter of fact, that dude was... Back to Jelly Roll Morton. Yeah, he was a class act. He was one of those dudes who would just sing dirty songs, you know? That's what he was known for. Like, Mel Gibson, no, what's his name? Like, this song, Dirty Judson, you know? What's that Mel guy that makes movies and he's Jewish, but it's okay? So he can make fun of people because he's Jewish, but no one else can? It doesn't make fun of... And his name's Mel? No, he's not making fun of... What's his name? I don't know, but he's not making fun of black people. He's just making fun of, you know, different things. Like, they're just dirty, nasty songs. It's songs that you wouldn't think of hearing back then, you know? Mel Brooks? Mel Brooks, yeah. That's good. Yeah, he did Spaceballs, History Little Part One. You don't like him, huh? Blazing Saddles. Yeah, you don't like him? That's pretty... Yeah, I don't, I didn't really... Why you gotta diss Mel Brooks? Mel Brooks is like the master. Ew, you knew who I was talking about. You're like, I don't know no Mel anyways. Back to... If you're gonna badmout... Hey, I thought I could express my opinions on verbal vomit. But not against Mel Brooks. Fuck censorship. Fuck your censorship. Fuck your censorship. You're a fascist. Fascist? How is this a fascist thing? Don't censor my topics. How is that censoring a topic? You're avoiding it because you knew who it was. I'm not avoiding it. You're kind of badmouth Mel Brooks, you know? That's just weird. I can't express my... Okay, so Mel Brooks is the fascist. I can't talk about him? Yeah. Everyone has to like him? For Mel Brooks being... I think guys like him. I don't know if girls like him too. For Mel Brooks being a Jew, yeah, that's pretty fascist of him. By the way, I would like to say to all my Jewish friends of Jewish faith... Mazel Tov. Happy Passover. Enjoy your Seder. You know. Manischewitz. They have a Manischewitz cherry in addition to the blackberry. Really? Yes, they do. Have you drank it? No. No? Did you just know it's out there? Yeah, I saw it. You just saw it? I never even have the regular Manischewitz. Have you? I've had Manischewitz before. It's a particular taste. It's a good wine. Is it really sweet? It's a particular taste. It's an acquired taste? It's an acquired taste. It's not no Thunderbird or, you know... Cisco? Oh, God, Cisco. It's like Death's Prayer. Cisco tastes kind of good. That's what's dangerous about it. I only drank it once, and I remember being like, this is Cisco? This isn't so bad. And I freaking... And then, like, freaking... That's all I remember. There's a website called Wine O' Wines where they rate all these... Like Thunderbirds, Cisco... Madonna has her own wine. I think you're thinking of bum wine. Yeah, they go bum wines. And they rate them. There's a bottle of Cisco right there. As a matter of fact, yeah, there is. For the people who are listening who want to see, there's a bottle of Cisco. We'll take a picture of it. To the left of me. To the left, to the left. Bottle of Cisco. Chilling on the left. Bottle of Cisco. That's, like, dangerous stuff right there. Is that empty or full? There looks to be some... There might be some of Cisco. Why don't you drink some? A little of column A, a little of column B? Give a little bit to Lumpy. Knock her out. Oh, hells no. Lumpy's my baby kitten. Lumpy's your baby kitten. The cat you stole from me. Yes. You want to talk about that? Yeah, let's talk about that. The time has come. The time has come. For a little vomit. For you to apologize for stealing my cat. I was going to replace her. Like, two more weeks and I'll replace her. In two more weeks? I have to wait two more weeks for a replacement? Because my friend's cat is going to have kittens. So, basically, okay, let's just talk about it. Let's not keep the audience in suspense. Yeah, they all want to know about my cat. So, anyways, I had all these... I have cats. I love cats. So, I was like, here, you have a cat. But then I started rehabilitating the cat because the cat wasn't like how it looks now. Yeah. It needed like shots. It needed like all this rehabilitation at the vet. So, meanwhile, I got attached and I just never gave it back. Yeah. I brought her to visit. Oh, yeah. She brought her to visit once in a while. I was going to replace her. Replace her? Do you want one or two or how many do you want? I just want one cat. Okay. I'll let you pick the color. Oh, thank you. I won't even look at it. Maybe you should go pick it up. Like, seriously, because I might keep it. You have to stay here. Well, the other reason, is because there's another cat, Chi Chi, that they're like best friends. So, like, I didn't want to break up the, you know, the happy family there. You don't want to break up the duo? I said I would give you Bibi, but you don't want her. No, I don't want that cat. Okay, then just wait for the kittens. That cat's been around. Not even. All she does is stay in my room. Yeah, right. She's been around. I've seen her in the rain. She's been around. Been around where? She doesn't leave the house. I don't know. You're like attached to my hat. Your hat? My hat. My cat. I don't wear hats. They don't look good on me. You don't wear hats. Why not? They don't look good on me. Like, I've tried them and it doesn't work. I think there's like hat people and then there's like non-hat people. And you're one of those non-hat people? No, non-hat. Dude, I'll even be like, they'll be like, oh, that looks cute. I'll be like, okay, just watch. Just stay there. And they're like, I'll try it on. Like, we're in the store and they're like, oh, yeah, no. Like, there's just some, yeah. Brutal like that? No, I don't think so. Yeah. You've worn hats before, but then you, I don't know what happened. I got a shitty haircut. That's what happened. You should get a hat now. Now's the perfect time to get a hat. Now's the perfect time to get a hat. I can't, okay, I went to the barber. Like, Tweety Burge. I went to the barber the other day to, just because I wanted to. He wanted to get a bargain. That's what it comes down to. That's what it comes down to. You get what you pay for? I'm Mexican, but I'm Jewish, but I'm not really Jewish, but I'm like, I'm a penny-pinching motherfucker. I'll tell you that right now. But in order to save a couple of pennies, I decided to get my haircut at this place where I've gotten a cut before. So I was getting a cut, whatever. And the lady, I knew something was wrong when she was talking to me in Spanish and I was responding to her. I would have stopped it right there. If I didn't know the language, the person that's going to cut my hair is speaking, I would just be like, oh, I can't do this. You know, she tried to convince me to keep it like, oh, why don't you just comb it back? It looks nice. Don't comb it over. And I looked, why? Because there was a bald spot on my fucking head. All because I didn't want to, you know, and originally I was going to go to where? Richie the barber. You know, because I read so many. You had said, and then I don't know what happened. Yeah, I said I was going to go to Richie the barber, but I didn't really have a phone at that time. Did you learn your lesson? I learned all my lessons. You know, I'm going to spend money on a fucking haircut. I want to look nice. I don't want to look like a bum. I don't want to look like I just came back from, I just hopped the fence. You know, I want to look. Why you got to diss my homies over there on the other side, boo? My homies too, but no. Break down the boundaries. Break down the boundaries. No borders. We're all united. What would happen? What would happen? Okay, it's happening now, but what happened if like a major flood of immigrants came in? Came to America. Like if they just punked us and just were like, boom, we're here, motherfuckers. Would you still like them? Dang, you're like comparing it like to a locust swarm or something. Would you still like them? Sure, grasshoppers look cute when they're on a blade of grass, but what if a fucking a million of them just came at you all at the same time? Now what? Now what? It's a perfectly legitimate question. There's not. Yes, it is. Hurricanes are cute, but can you imagine like a whole swarm of them just coming towards you? How would you walk? Yeah, how would you like it? Okay, one lady bug on your hand. Let's put it that way. Pretty cute. But when you get a swarm of them, it's not that cute. I'm just saying, you know. Kind of like the white man when they came to America. Oh, schnapps. Hey, that's the Indians' problem for giving up all that land. They could have. And you called them Indians. We're not Indian, motherfucker. No. Indians. Okay, Christopher Columbus getting it all wrong and shit. When the white man came to America. When the white Americans. You know. We were overtaken by the French and the Spanish. Get that right. What are you talking about? Aren't they white? They're white too. No. They're European. Oh my God. So they're all European. It's all like over there. Yeah, it's like over there. But they're Latin for some reason. No, they're not. They don't have nothing to do with us. So how do you figure that they invented Latin, but they call us Latin, but it's Latin America. How does that work? Well, Latin America is like Paraguay and Portugal. No, Portugal. Portugal is like. Here comes professor geographical mastermind here. Well. Next time I'll have. I'll have. I'll have. I'll have. I'll have. I'll have. I'll have. I'll have the whole world right there. That way I'll know what I'm talking about. Exactly. That'd be good because you don't want to give up misinformation. If we dig through United States, do we make it to Australia? Because kids can listen to the show. And if you give them the wrong information. Yeah, this is a very kid friendly. Yeah, of course it is. And we play kid songs and we have kid topics. Hey, they got to grow up someday. Book censorship. Exactly. Exactly. Book censorship kids. Listen to this show. Rot your brain. You'll have good music, but rot your brain with our voices. You'll be informed. Let's not rot your brain. Rot your brain. Yeah. We'll tell you where to go to eat. If you want to learn the truth, listen in. If you dare. Okay. So let me ask you this. Okay. You're a non-practicing vegetarian because you still eat fish. That's pescatarian, I think. Pescatarian. So there's different types. And there's avo, lacto. Avo is eggs. Lacto is milk. And dairy products. Okay. So if you're avo, that means you eat eggs and dairy or that's separate? You have to say avo, lacto if you do both. Okay. So how would you classify yourself? Half. Half. Half vegetarian. Half as vegetarian. I just don't eat. It's so hard, difficult to explain. I wish there was like a term, but then it sounds like, oh, like, I'm avo, lacto, vegetarian. Like, oh, like, freaking. So you get a lot of shit from people, though. Come on. I get a shit from everything. Like, what are you? Vegetarian. Oh, like you eat fish? Oh, that's not vegetarian. Or it'll be like, oh, I'm vegetarian too. I just don't eat meat, but I still eat chicken. I don't eat chicken either. So it's like very particular. So it's like, I don't give a fuck what you eat, but everyone gives a fuck what I eat. What do you want to eat? You're the special one. You're the one that has. I'm like, fuck, man. Just leave me alone. Okay. So like, let's say you're with some friends and they want to go to KFC. Do you still order from KFC? Yeah. Yeah. You want to get biscuits? Mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes. Because I fucked up last time I went to fucking chefs. So they put a gravy on it? Gravy and shit. I'm like, fuck, man. I guess I don't like gravy. It's all details. It's not because you like it or not. It's, well, my reasons aren't, don't have to do with the taste. I remember a few years ago. Because that's people's first argument. But it tastes so good. It's like, okay, I didn't like fucking stop because of the taste. Like, you're retarded. You know, one of my friends was telling me that he doesn't like bacon. I'm like, how could you not like bacon? Like, bacon tastes good. And he's like, it's like. Vegetarian bacon sucks. It's like, it's like asking a vegetarian, how could you not like meat? Because it doesn't, I don't want to eat it, you know? So, yeah, I understand that. Okay, cool. I understand the logic. But you, there's, like, out of the meat list, there's meat in the stuff you eat. Like, you know. The riblets, the garden burger riblets are freaking bomb. What do they taste like? What do they actually taste like? Okay, because you used to eat meat at one point, right? So, you remember how meat tastes like? Or have you forgotten what it tastes like? Yeah, I still smell it. How you smell usually is how it tastes. Or how I remember it tasting. Do you miss it? Not really. Like, miss it, like, oh my God. Like, not really. Like fish you're cool with? Sometimes. Sometimes it grosses me out. Yeah, really? Like, what kind of fish? Like, it doesn't matter. Like, sometimes it'll just gross me out as a whole. Because of the smell? Sometimes Jerry will gross me out. But then sometimes I'll, like. Every day. Because I've seen you eat, like, a whole thing of pumpkin pie ice cream in one sitting. That's Jerry. That's Jerry. And you were just, like, chomping down. But then you weren't grossed out by it. But if it's like. I said sometimes. The definition of the word means, like, not all the time. I know what sometimes means. Then how come you're saying it? Because I feel like saying it. What's your point? Did you have one? No, I don't. I just felt like rambling. I saw you, Pumpkin, Pumpkin. You just want to put it out there that I ate a whole thing of pumpkin ice cream? Oh, I would like to thank you. Because you got me into it. That's a pumpkin ice cream. Yeah, shit's a wall, man. You know what else is the bomb? That s'mores ice cream. It was, like, a limited edition Baskin Robbins. No, not Baskin Robbins. What's that one? Haagen-Dazs or? Dryers. Dryers. You've been on a mission to find that still. I have never seen it again. It was, like, a unicorn or something. Like, you saw it and you're, like, I swear I freaking saw this once and I tasted it. But it didn't, like, disappear like a rainbow when you get close to it. Is that the time when you invest in one of those outdoor freezers where you can just buy shit? I can't tell when something's limited time or not. Like, I didn't know that was going to, like, disappear. Like, the Doritos Tapatio are catching on and it's, like, exploding everywhere. Do you know if that's going to disappear? Like, are you going to go stock up? Like, you can't tell. Do you know they had banana Twinkies? Yeah, they had bananas. Sometimes. Those are seasonal. Those are once in a great while. Like the pumpkin at Starbucks? Like, that kind of seasonal? Yeah, that kind of seasonal stuff. Okay, when's banana Twinkie season? How the hell am I supposed to know? You're the one that knows it's a season. How do you know it's coming back? I don't know. I watched it on Unwrapped and they said it's a seasonal thing. You have to find it. It's out there. When it's out there, it's out there. Didn't you see fucking Zombieland? Zombieland? What does Zombieland got to do with Twinkies? Hello? That was the whole guy's mission. To find Twinkies, but he didn't find banana flavored. Oh, my God. What does that have to do with this, Mr. Seasonal? You're talking about banana Twinkies. You're not talking about Twinkies in general. Well, I was for that example. For that example. Mr. Details. Geographic. Well, if you're going to say something, say it proper. Don't say it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're freaking language Nazi. I don't want the language Nazi. Say it right. If you're going to say what I said, I don't want to say it. Yeah, you know what happened with that whole thing. Yeah. It's funny. What was your point with the Twinkies? With Doritos, like you were saying. Oh, you don't know if it's limited time. That's my whole point. Well, I went to Superior and they had a whole row. I'm serious. A whole row of Doritos. Yeah. They're like exploding like everywhere. I will admit those are good. The Frito ones suck. Talk about the other flavors. I mean, the other. The Frito ones suck. The Frito ones. They suck. They're doable if you put like some lemon in it. But other than that, I can't just eat it. Like the Ruffle ones suck too. They look like they'd suck. They'd suck. They look like they suck. And then the other ones. Are those all of them? That's it. There's only three. So we're missing the Tapatio Lays, like the regular ones. That. That kind of sounds good because the Chile Lemon ones are freaking bomb. Yeah, those are pretty good. The barbecue's bomb. Yeah. The cream and onion. Like any flavor you put on that shit's freaking bomb. So of course Tapatio is going to be bomb. People do it in anyways. Well, there's a. What's up? There's an Irish import shop around where I live at. They don't have Tapatio there. No, they don't. But what they have. They have Worcestershire sauce or something. They have potato chips that are just. They have the Worcestershire sauce potato chips. Have you had, what is it called? Pickle flavored potato chips? No, I haven't. Famous in Wisconsin. It's a favorite delicacy. So are cheese curds, fried cheese curds. Those are pretty good. Cheese curds are pretty bomb too. Yeah, cheese curds are pretty good. I've experienced a whole Wisconsin experience. So you had pickle? Yeah. Flavored chips? Over there. Yeah, me too. Over there. They try to bring the dill ones over here and it just. It didn't taste the same. Ugh. You know why? Because they were ruffles. They weren't like lays. They weren't flat. They had all the ridges and shit. Because of the ridges. Ah, the ridges. How did he say it or something? No. Simpsons thing? I don't know. When they're in the space and he's all like, I brought a. He opened the bag of potato chips and they. They flew everywhere. Oh, they have ridges. And they're all freaking out. They have ridges. So, yeah. All right then. Well, that's very good. I think we should just end it here. Oh, one more thing. Food in Wisconsin. Mini donuts. Fresh, hot off the fryer. Bomb as hell. Now can you. Still warm from the fucking fryer. Can you still make those said mini donuts here in LA? I have had said mini donut in LA and nothing comes close. Yeah. You need to have it in Wisconsin. Really? That's like the traveling food right there. So those are the three things you need to have in Wisconsin if you go. It's beautiful out there too. Cheese curds, dill pickle flavored potato chips and mini donuts fresh. I don't know if it says dill pickle, but it's pickle flavored. It's pickle flavored? Yeah. You like pickled? You like pickled things? Actually, Hooters has a pretty good deep fried. Pickle. Pickle. They serve it with a side of like thousand or something. It sounds freaking nasty as hell, but it's freaking mom as fuck. Yeah. We made some homemade ones, my sister and I, and they came out pretty tasty. As good as Hooters? Oh, no. Yeah. Not as good as. Dave trying to save a buck again. That's like me saying, yeah, my hamburgers are better than In-N-Out. That's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. You know? Well, I think we should just end it here. Okay. Thank you for listening. Don't thank them. It's a privilege for them to listen to us. Told you, man. Geographic professor stuck up. That's right. Thank you. Katie's thanking you. Thank you. Yes. And please listen again. Yeah. Katie's thanking you once you listen again. I'm Dave. And if you listen again, great. If you don't. Faka. He cares in his heart. He's a typical guy. I don't care. Yeah. He goes home and cries. I hope you listen tomorrow or next week. I'll start hugging my pillow, crying, wishing for approval. So this is going to be the last two songs, which is. Adult. Blank-eyed nosy. This time for reals. Then after that is C.W. Stoking doing I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive by. Tune in next Monday. Well, tune in. I'm Dave. Tune in and two out. Tune out. Just kidding. I'm coming to get you. I'm coming to find you. Say hello to your new best friend. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. Wouldn't it be nice to go to a party and be the only one. There. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. I've been working on increasing my anxiety. It's something I can do for free. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. Seconds moving forward. Seconds moving back. Seconds moving forward. Seconds. Seconds moving forward. Seconds moving backwards. Seconds moving forward. Seconds. I'm coming to get you. I'm coming to find you. Say hello to your new best friend. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. Wouldn't it be nice to go to a party and be the only one. There. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. I've been working on increasing my anxiety. It's something I can do for free. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. Blank-eyed nosy. Seconds moving forward. Seconds moving backwards. Seconds moving forward. Seconds moving forward. Seconds moving backwards. Seconds moving forward. Seconds. Seconds moving forward. Seconds moving backwards. Seconds moving forward. Seconds. Seconds. Seconds moving forward. Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward Seconds moving forward Seconds Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward Seconds moving forward Seconds Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward Seconds moving forward Seconds moving forward Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward Seconds moving forward Seconds moving backward get out this world alive My fishing pole is broke The creek is full of sand I'm gonna run off with another man No matter how struggling and starved I'll never get out this world alive My distant uncle passed away Left me quite a batch I was living well till that fateful day But Lord, I proved I wasn't born I was only half Everything against me and it got me down If I jumped in a river I would surely drown No matter how struggling and starved I'll never get out this world alive Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh! These savage shoes I'm wearing on my feet Full of holes and nails But if I stepped on some worn-out dime I'd be some nickel I could tell some fit some some some some some some I ain't gonna worry Wrinkles in my brow Cause nothing's gonna work out right No matter how struggling I am I'll never get out of this world Oh no Oh no Yeah guitar solo