Okay, so here at UCLA, it's finals week. So we know that I'm not the most politically correct person, so don't take this... Okay, so here at UCLA, it's finals week. So we know that I'm not the most politically correct person, so don't take this offense. I don't mean it towards any of my friends. I mean it towards random people that I don't even know in the library. So you guys are not the problem. The problem is these hordes of Asian people that UCLA accepts into our school every single year, which is fine, but if you're going to come to UCLA, then use American manners. So it used to really bug me, but it doesn't bother me anymore. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.! Okay. grandpas and their cousins and everybody that they know that they brought along from Asia with them comes here on the weekends to do their laundry, buy their groceries, and cook their food for the week. It's seriously without fail. You will always see old Asian people running around this apartment complex every weekend. That's what they do. They don't teach their kids to fend for themselves. You know what they don't also teach them is their manners, which brings me to my next point. Hi. In America, we do not talk on our cell phones in the library. Where every five minutes, I will be, okay, not five minutes, say like 15 minutes. I'll be like deep into my studying, into my political science theories and arguments and all that stuff, getting it all down, like typing away furiously, blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden, when I'm about to like reach an epiphany, over here from somewhere, like, oh, oh, oh. Are you freaking kidding me? In the middle of finals. So being the polite, nice American girl that my mama raised me to be, I kind of just gave him what anybody else would do, that kind of like, you know, it's the library, like we're trying to study things. And then it's the same thing five minutes later, but it's somebody else, you know, I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing. I mean, I know, okay, that sounds horrible. Like, I feel bad for all the people affected by the tsunami. But if you're going to go call your address book, like you might as well go outside because if something is wrong, you might really freak out if you're in the library and everybody's quiet. Like you seriously should go outside if you're going to do that. So thanks for listening. That was my rant. I just, even if you're not Asian, you really shouldn't be on your cell phone in the library. But I've just said that. So I'll see you next time. Bye. I've just never seen that happen before. So thank you for listening and have a nice day. We'll do it live. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live. Fuck it. It's the more music radio pod. Do it live. I can write it and we'll do it live on skid row dot LA. Fucking thing sucks. Five, four, three. All right, all right, all right. It's Thursday night and it's the more music radio pod on skid row dot LA and we're having another party tonight. All right, man. Tonight we have Lightning Woodcock in. He's a new friend of ours. We love him. Thank you, God damn it. Lightning loves you too. Yeah, man. He's a very sexy man too. I've seen him with his shirt off. And of course we have Dan. Hey, here we are. And we have Jeremy working all the knobs and stuff. Yo, what's up? Lightning's ears out here. Yeah, and we have a new call system. It's actually all high tech now over here at skid row dot LA. So if you want to call in 800-893-9562. And when you call in like now we can see on our computer screens like who's calling and what you're wearing and the kind of porn you like to watch. And your mom's maiden name and we're going to steal your password. You got it. All right, man. So, hey, man, we have a Lightning Woodcock, so we're going to play a couple of tunes and when we get back, we're going to talk about a couple of songs. We're going to play a couple of tunes and when we get back, we're going to talk about a couple of songs. We're going to play a couple of songs. We're going to talk to Lightning Woodcock about probably pussy. I'm assuming we'll probably talk a little bit about pussy, right? Most likely. Lightning expects it'll come up. Right, right. He definitely does. All right, so we'll be back right here on the More Music Radio Pod. Here's some good music. Don't take this offensively. The More Music Radio Pod. Oh, Jinjo, my love to you. Skid Row dot LA. Ooh. Ooh. Night after night Through the sparks In the dark I tinker Away at my creation Almost celebration time I can feel it I can feel it Connect the blue to the yellow And the red to the green Once I must finish Before I retire Electricity, electricity Electricity, electricity Whoa! Late at night Digging graves Collecting lips And picking brains Piecing together The remains Who once was dead Will live again I'll bring them back to life It's at its greatest feet It's almost time for us to meet Electricity, electricity Electricity, electricity Whoa! Electricity, electricity Electricity, electricity Electricity, electricity Electricity, electricity Electricity, electricity Electricity, electricity Time after time I try and try But never success Just a big fucking mess But now I've done it It's complete This time is right This is the night One, two, three Hit the switch and stand aside He's alive He's alive Electricity, electricity Electricity, electricity Whoa! Electricity, electricity Yeah, I got a big bad reputation I wear it on my sleeve Little lady gonna give you what you want That's just what you'll receive Legal penetration Legal penetration In the first degree Premeditated and of course Surrender it to me Alright Give it up tonight Don't make me wait Or hesitate In a program for resistance You can discourage me You know that my persistence Is all I'm gonna say I'm gonna make it through If my way don't fall Play out and engage with you Enough open pleasures You said you'd never do Intermittently bottle away Your body through and through Raping all your innocence And the vestiges of your virtue Alright Give it up tonight Don't make me wait Or hesitate In a program for resistance You can discourage me You know that my persistence Is all I'm gonna say Alright I got a big bad reputation I wear it on my sleeve They're really gonna give you what you want That's just what you'll receive Violently dominate you in your beauty sleep All the powers I took from you will now be mine to keep Alright Give it up tonight Don't make me wait Or masturbate You're programmed for resistance You can't lose your dream You know that's what I'm gonna do You know that's what I'm gonna do You're not persistent You're not fantasy Not fantasy Not fantasy Is it rolling? Is it rolling? You're not wait? Are you wasting tape? Hi, are you wasting tape? Hi, this is Dino Stamatopoulos wasting precious audio tape Saying listen to the Skid Row Radio Podcast Do I say radio? Is this radio? Skid Row Radio Podcast Yeah, he's never gonna remember that Hi, this is Dino Stamatopoulos and you're listening to Edit it together The More Music Radio Pod On Skid Row Dot LA Did they edit that together well? Perfect Yeah, alright Welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod We have our guest Lightning Woodcock in studio Welcome man Thank you Thank you goddammit It's really a pleasure to be here I appreciate you all asking Lightning to come up here Hey man It is our honor to have you here at Skid Row Studio Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Give him the slap of love. I was just going to say that. He's cold. We're connected to the phone. Beat me. Beta. Now. We're using color purple references right now. Sorry. We're trying to get on the Oprah radio network. It's a sinking ship, so we're trying to save it. Yeah, man. Maybe she picked us up. The O network. Oh. Oh. We should show them our O face. O. O. Oh, what a really good network. Cool, man. So in the background, you're hearing Finger Banging by Lightning Woodcock, man. I like this song. Sounds pretty goddamn good if you ask Lightning. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good finger banging song, too. I can picture my fingers twiddling around and stuff. Oh, you're absolutely right. That's why it's there for you, God damn it. Hopefully, Lightning will get to do a music video. Just be all finger banging. All just putting my fist into the wrist in. You know what I'm saying? Wouldn't that be pornography? It would be pornographic, God damn it. But with the internet these days, I think anything's possible. What kind of porn is Lightning into? Well, truth be told, Lightning is really into the real thing, God damn it. I mean, you know, porn is okay, but it's all about getting that real pussy. I had enough years of being a goddamn jerk off as a youngster. So, you know, now I got to shoot for the real thing. Just try to get it. You know, pussy every day whenever possible. Right. I got some pussy today. I have a question about your masturbatory habits. When I was a kid, I started masturbating when I was about three. I would hump pillows and stuff like that. Did you do that? When did you start masturbating? Not that Lightning can recall. I started jerking off in junior high, actually. Really? I guess I didn't really start. I didn't know what it was. I called it riding horsies. Oh, Lightning was horny. It wasn't sexual at all. Lightning was horny when I was younger, but I didn't actually figure out. I was not jerking off until, you know. I actually loved the hand manipulation. That took me a little while, too, to figure that out. So you got your first boner and then you'd ride the horsies? Yeah, well, I got a boner. I remember once I was at this. Remember the old superhero dolls that had clothes on? They're kind of like a Barbie doll, but they wear clothes. Yeah. I had a Batman one. I was taking his clothes off. I looked at his spectorials and I got an erection. Oh, my God. I really got to go with my pillow right now, and I did. So you're in. You're into, like, Batman-type women. No, to me, it wasn't quite sexual, but it was. I really like boots, too. Like, Flash Gordon had cool boots and Luke Skywalker. Maybe more Han Solo. I really liked his boots a lot. Wow. Those kind of turned me on. You got damn you Mormons into some kinky-ass shit. I'm just being honest. We're into anything. Lightning feels like I'm in the wrong locker room here. I know. It got scary, man. I know. I don't think I got anything against kinky shit. Yeah. Yeah. I got to tell you Mormons, though. Lightning's standing at a crossroads here. What does this look like to y'all? I got to say. What is this? A regular? You're handing me, like, a little baggie, and there's, like, a little piece of cardboard. Okay. In a baggie. A little piece of paper. So there's a little piece of paper in a baggie. That's right. God damn it. This is a very important piece of paper. What do y'all think that might be? What do y'all think this might be, this little piece of paper in this baggie here? Oh, you know, like, when you cut yourself shaving? And you put those little squares on, right? Right. It's one of those squares for when you put on your face. No. Or, you know what? I know what it is, and I know why you're protecting it, because it's your version. It's a miniature of the Declaration of Independence. No? Well, it's kind of hard to make out what's on this little piece of paper, but I don't think it's the Declaration of Independence. What would you do with that piece of paper? Well, that's the thing. Lightning thinks it's LSD, but I ain't sure. I ain't sure, but I intend to find out, you see. And Lightning's standing at this crossroads. I don't know whether or not I should take it right now or not. And find out. Find out. See, I got this on... It would make for a great ending of the show. I got... Well, see, if the end of the show, yeah, it would be great if I take it right now. Yeah, go for it. I say pop it. Well, see... You need a ride home, I'll give you a lift. You know, I might... Lightning might... I live close, actually. I just walked here. I walked here. It's only about a mile from where Lightning lives. Well, we're in the middle of downtown, so it's definitely going to make the lights prettier. I mean, that's... Well, I think to make this a little more interesting, Lightning's going to flip a coin. And if the coin says, take the acid, I'll take the acid. All right, cool. You know, and then... Because I got to find out one way or another. Let me know if you want to split it. It's like a cerebral roulette, you know? I bought it on the street, so it could be whatever it is. All right, so Lightning Woodcock is going to flip a coin right now. I'll flip the coin right now. And that coin is going to decide whether he drops this hit of acid. And he did show it to me. There is a hit of acid in this little bag. Hits, hits, I drop it, tails, I don't. All right, here we go. Hey, now. Oh, it's heads. It's heads? It's heads. All right. All right. It looks like Lightning. Lightning Woodcock is going to drop a tap of acid. I'm going to make it down those fucking stairs. Just melt down the stairs. All right, and you put it in your mouth, and it's in there. It's actually got a flavor to it. Makes me lightning kind of suspicious. But when I got it, the guy was like, I don't want to touch that shit. He was like, hand it to me on tweezers. Yeah. Sell it to him. So that leads me to believe that it might be the real deal. We'll have to see. But it tastes like candy. That's awesome. And this is a first. Either that, or it might have been like prison keister. Yeah, I ain't touching that. This is a first on the More Music Radio Pod. Don't taste like any of this. Lightning's head tongue's been up. God damn it. Lightning Woodcock is the first guy on the More Music Radio Pod to drop a tab of acid at the beginning of the show. All right. Lightning didn't come to fuck around, God damn it. I say like in about a half hour. What time is it right now? Half hour, maybe trying to stop him from coming out a window. 10.30 in the evening right now. Oh, shit. Lightning already lost my telephone. Beautiful Thursday night. So I figure in about an hour, like maybe towards the end of the show, we'll check in in about 45 minutes and we'll see what you're seeing. We'll see what happens. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Cool. And then maybe Patrick will lick the sweat off your body. That's about what I can handle at this point. And get a contact. If Lightning had enough to go around, I would have gladly shared, but you know. Well, I don't want to, you know, I'll just, I'll just. Awesome, man. Feed the chick. Oh, man. Or if it's just a piece of paper soaked in strychnine, I could drop dead right here on your show, and that would make for a great radio. That would be a first, too, on the More Music. Radio pod. The first guy to drop a tab of acid and die. To literally die on the show. To literally die. But in Degrassi Jr. High, that one dude jumped out the window and he became, he went in the wheelchair. Remember that episode? No. No. Degrassi Jr. High. He was like one of the characters. I think our mics are tripping a little bit. What were you watching when you were younger, man? Lightning. What was Lightning watching? It depends on what you're talking about, like how young. As a small child, let me see. It was Gumby. H. Char Puff and stuff. Lidsville. That kind of psychedelic shit. Later on, Charlie's Angels. Yeah. A six million dollar man. I've only seen reruns of those. Yeah, but Lightning is no spring chicken like y'all mormon on your mission. Do y'all get to wear the special magic underwear, too? No. You know what? Actually, we're just a group of guys that dress up as mormons. We're like, well, I don't know. They're like, are you really Mormon? Where are your bikes? We have a top ten list of questions that we get frequently asked. Yeah, I'm sure you do. So it turns out that- Lightning probably just asked you one of them. We turned it into, it's just kind of like an artistic metaphor, man. We're on our mission. I get it. Y'all pretending. But, boy, is Lightning this for real, goddammit. Lightning, you know. No, that's true. I mean, it's just like, you know, we're on our mission. We're on our mission. We're on our mission. We're on our mission. We're on our mission. We're on our mission. We're on our mission. We're on our mission. That's true. Yeah, we're all about- We're just trying to make a buck. We're all about taking the funk. How's it working out for y'all? Y'all profitable at this point? I do have one dollar on me. Oh, yeah? We need to move to like a fourth world country so we could be like relative kings. Right. I got a buddy at work. He's actually retiring and he's going to Bangkok. He's going to bang some pussy over there. Not cocks. Uh-huh. No, he's not into cocks. But, Patrick, if you really are into it, I hear that they have the cocks over there too. They have penises in Bangkok? That's right. Wow. Who knew? But, yeah, man, over there you could just go there with like $10,000 and live for the rest of your life over there, man. It's pretty cool. So, we just need to sell like four more records and we'll be set. That's right, man. So, we just played a show at the Redwood with Lightning Woodcock and, man, you're fucking awesome, man. Tell everybody about your style of music. I would say it's like more of like a kind of like down south kind of rock and roll kind It is. It is, goddammit. It's southern, bluesy, punk rock, hard rock, you know, porno rock. And it's definitely southern. We're in Southern California, ain't we? So, yeah, it's dirty downtown Los Angeles blues, though, you know. And people sometimes often say, well, you know, how does legitimate blues come out of Los Angeles? But there's plenty of traditional good bluesmen that come out of Los Angeles, you know, just like Jim Morrison, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa. All these guys were great bluesmen. Right. I'm depressed. You're right. You're right. Because Los Angeles gives you the motherfucking blues, don't it? It's very, very legitimate blues here in Los Angeles, goddammit. And since you dropped that tab, maybe Frank Zappa will pay us a visit later. I don't know. What do you guys think, man? Yeah, either that or I just go home and watch Baby Snakes. Fuck. What a trip, man. Hey, and you know what? We have a special surprise tonight. Lightning Woodcock is going to perform a couple of songs on the More Music Radio pod. I can't wait for that. Hell yeah. I'm getting really drunk right now. I got a pretty good buzz, too. It's kind of going to be hard to discern for a little bit whether this ass is going to work or not. We'll see, man. Because I'm already pretty high, but we will see. By the end of the show, we'll know one way or the other. So you play the blues. So what are some of the things that give you the blues? Yeah. What's going to be the blues, man? Oh, well, times is hard. We all got tough times. It's hard struggling, working a full-time job, being a musician, goddammit, barely paying the rent or not paying the rent, or paying the rent late, as we often tend to do. And you're day-jobbing. I'm day-jobbing like a motherfucker, goddammit. Hell yeah. Yeah, man. Lighting works for a perfume company called Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, and we're doing dark shit over there. What are some of the new fragrances that are coming out? You know, Lightning's not the right person to ask right now. With a head full of everything that y'all put in me since I got here, goddammit. Well, we had to make sure you were going to stay here. Yeah, until I can walk down that weird-ass flight of stairs. I think there should be a line of Lightning Woodcock perfume, you know? They actually have teased Lightning with the notion of doing that, but so far I ain't seen nothing along those lines. It'd be cool if it happens. What are some of the fragrances you would have in your line? We are in LA. You know, that ain't the right thing to ask. That ain't my line of work. That's theirs, you know? Oh, all right. So, that's... We collaborate. I'll write a song to go with the perfume, maybe. Called Hourly Rate? Yeah. You'd have stinky pussy. Sweet pussy. Like all the pussy kind of flavors and scents. Sweet slave. There's different kinds of that thing you just said? What are you talking about? I don't want to say the P word. I don't want to say it. Oh, you don't want to curse on... No. Yeah, because... He don't want to say pussy? Is that what you're saying? No. He doesn't want to say pussy. Or snatching cunt. Okay. What are some of the other ones? Beaver. Snatch. Lightning's got beaver fever. Snapper. Chunky loaf. Wow, that sounds exotic. Round mounds. Fat wiener. Beef curtains. Yeah. Let's see how many minutes we could kill with it. What do you got, man? Computer. Oh, man. Beef flaps. Hobby hole. Baloney sandwich. Yeah. Cool, man. Well, you know... Hey, tell you what. Why don't we play a couple more songs, and when we get back, let's jump into a couple of songs from Lightning Woodcock. I would love that. Are you ready for that? I'm going to play some music, goddammit. I think I want to get you before the acid starts kicking in, you know? Yeah, especially if I'm going to try to use that beer bottle as a slide. That's how we do it here at Skid Row Studios, man. All right, so we'll be back on the More Music Radio Pod with Lightning Woodcock. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I can't believe You thought I wouldn't see Those aces up your sleeve You're double-crossing me Thought you'd come get away with it But the stakes were too big Just to whip you from behind Bury your bones in the desert You cheat and pick I'll pick you up And carry you outside Lock you in my trunk And take you for a ride I'm part of the slug And you're ugly, mama I can't forgive what you did Feed your body to the vultures And bury your bones in the desert You cheat and pick I need to go home fast as I can There's a bunch of you left And vultures beat you clean And I'm not going to let you go I'm not going to let you go I'm not going to let you go Lock your teeth up So they won't find out Your name if you're ever found No ashes to ashes No dust to dust Here in the desert With no ones around I'll bury your bones In the feet of the ground I'll bury your bones In the desert You cheat and pick Cheat and pick You cheat and pick Cheat and pick Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert Here in the desert We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Guess what? Our sex life's in a rut. I might like to do you in the butt. I'm gonna do you in the butt. Gonna treat you like a slut. Gonna bang you in the butt. Gonna bang you in the butt. Gonna bang you in the butt. I'm gonna bang you from behind, baby. And if you don't mind, sugar, lightning's gonna stick it in your butt. I'll put the tip in real slow. Yeah, but you scream and say, no. Don't make me rape you in the butt. Don't make me rape you. Don't make me rape you. Yeah. Girl, you could give it up voluntarily. Yeah. In your back pocket. Yeah. Your chocolate socket. Gonna knock it with lightning's rocket. Girl, give it up to me. Just relax and submit. It'll hurt worse if you fight it. If it's your first time in the butt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. and slam shut don't make me rape you and the butt hold on now i'll wash that turd off my dick in the morning but for now let's just cuddle and pretend like i love you baby and if you shit in the bed without warning oh lightning's gonna laugh my ass off telling my friends about how you love it you quickly grew to love it IN THE BUTT It's weird. It feels like we have about the wrong time. It's not even Valentine's Day. Beautiful songs. I live right up the street. We could always make arrangements for Valentine's Day. We know what's happening in February. I want to dedicate that song to my woman. I'm going to dedicate it to mine too, goddammit. Yeah, man, that's a great song. To write a song like that, though, it sounds like you've got to have some experience. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know about y'all, but Lightning's sick and tired of seeing amateurs out there on the stages and clubs in Los Angeles, goddammit. I ain't talking about the Mormons, because the Mormons are a badass fucking band. Thank you, thank you. We don't have to name names right now, but Lightning's on the verge of naming some fucking names, goddammit. There's a lot of people out there that need to go back into the rehearsal rooms and get their shit together before inviting us to their goddamn shows. Go ahead, preach. You know what I'm talking about. So, yeah, Lightning comes to you with a little bit of experience. I ain't no spring chicken. I've been doing this and eating pussy for over 25 years, goddammit. You've got some stank in that beard. Do you eat cats? Say what now? Do you eat cats? Eat cats. I know the Asian people eat cats sometimes. Yeah, it depends on which neighborhood Lightning is dining in. Usually when I say pussy, I mean vagina. Oh, that's gross. We can get away, we can put it in more explicit or at least clearly understood terms such as cunt. Okay. We're talking about sucking on that cunt. What about gash? Gash is good. Lightning likes gash. Not all the ladies like gash, but Lightning likes gash. Yeah, man. Gash or cash? Gash? I mean, you know, I'm noticing since I've been, I'm kind of like a newer Lightning Woodcock fan, and I'm noticing like a theme to your songs. Yeah, they're mostly sexual, goddammit. It is a blues band after all, you know. Any blues you're going to listen to is usually about the pussy. It just depends on the... I get the blues when I don't get the pussy. That's usually what would give Lightning the blues as well, too. But, you know, occasionally you can get into a condition where you're getting pussy all the time, and that comes with a certain ball busting, and then getting your balls busted will give you the blues, you know. Yeah. So one way or another, whether you're with a woman or without a woman, chances are you're going to get the blues one way or another, usually. Right, that's true. Yeah. Pussy getting blues is, that's some hard blues to deal with. Right, that's the hardest blues. That's the kind of shit that makes guys, Howl! Howl! So what you got for us, man? You got another one? Oh, yeah, Lightning's got plenty more. That was... And you know what, I'm kind of like, you know, Lightning's in here and stuff, and, you know, I'm kind of feeling like, you know, those white people that when they're around black people, they start talking. They're kind of, you know, kind of ghetto and kind of black and stuff. Lightning's in here right now, and I'm feeling kind of like I want to talk like this and stuff, you know. And that's kind of the same thing, you know. That's right. God damn it. Yeah. But, you know... Make some more drinks of mint julep. All right. All right. All right. Yeah. Well, you talk about southern comfort, southern hospitality, lady luck sent a bad luck woman to make her. She sent me a bad luck woman. Got the bad luck woman blue. Well, she's bad luck. Gonna give you the news. She took everything. Now I got nothing to lose. And then she gave me the bad luck. Bad luck woman. Got the bad luck woman blue. Yeah, just like a goddamn hellhound. Blue's falling down like hell. She put your ass in jail. She put your ass in jail. She busted my balls till I felt like, like riding a rail. How come it feels like lighting? It's always destined to fail. Gave me southern comfort, southern hospitality. Yeah. I used to grab her assets. Now she's a liability. And then she gave me the bad luck woman. Got the bad luck woman blue. Oh, she's bad luck. Got the bad luck woman blue. Oh, she's bad luck. Got the bad luck woman blue. She's gonna give you the news. She give her everything. And then she'll give you the blues. Yeah, she gave me the bad luck woman. Got the bad luck woman blue. Oh, shit. When I talk about southern comfort, baby, southern hospitality, I'm talking about that part down south. That little town south. Little sacred V-A-G-I-N-A. I'm gonna spell it out for you now. V-A-G-I-N-A. Then when I, she gave me southern comfort, she gave me southern hospitality. But now I gotta go get tested for hepatitis C and other things. She gave me the bad luck woman blue. Got the bad luck woman blue. She gave me the bad luck woman blue. Now she's got the bad luck woman blue. Got the bad luck woman blue. Now she's got the bad luck woman blue. Now she's got the bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. Now bad luck woman. is good to go. Man, I love those songs, man. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you very much. Those are exclusives. You can't get that shit anywhere right now, you know. In the butt, we're recording on the next record called And the Bad Motherfuckers. It's Lightning Woodcock and the Bad Motherfuckers. That's your backing band. Which, by the way, thank you very much for playing so much of Ride the Lightning. Right. Which was recorded by Adam Fuller of Bloodhook. Right, right. That you featured in that last set. Yeah, you know, which reminds me, we did hear a song from Bloodhook in the last set and we heard Fuck Song. Before that, we heard one of your tunes, Cheatin' Pig. That's right. And that's off Ride the Lightning, right? It is off Ride the Lightning. Right, man. Adam Fuller did a damn good job recording that record. I gotta say, thank you very much, Adam, if you're hearing this motherfucker. Yeah, they got a brand new studio, too. Thanks, motherfucker. I don't know if you checked that out over in Sun Valley. Lightning's yet to get over there, but I intend to ASAP. I've been meaning to. You know, before that, we heard one of your tunes called Dark Fantasy. Yeah. Yeah, man. Also from Ride the Lightning. And before that, we heard a song from our old friends, Midway with Electricity. And, you know, I just gotta get better at announcing the songs. You know, we're playing these songs on the More Music Radio pod and I'm just getting drunk and I'm just, like, not, you know, doing my duty. Excuses, excuses. That's right, man. I'll get better at it. We're getting better at it. Hey, you know what? We're gonna play a couple more songs and when we get back, maybe Lightning will do a couple more songs. What do you think about that? Oh, yeah. Depending on what happens with this little piece of paper may or may not have a hallucinogenic substance on it. Right. That's true. Lightning did drop a tab of acid on the More Music Radio pod earlier. Allegedly a tab of acid. About a half hour ago. So are you feeling anything right now? Well, I'm high already. I don't know yet. So you can't tell yet, right? I can't tell, yeah. You might want to touch the wall later and see if it's liquid yet. We'll see what happens. If it's good, Lightning will know, you know. Well, we'll see what happens after we play these songs and we'll be back right on the... Uh... I'm already... It seems like I took a tab of acid right now. Well, that's a good sign. We'll be back on the More Music Radio pod. Ooh. Ya, Chincazuyaro domo. You are listening to the More Music Radio pod. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. guitar solo guitar solo 32 gals, 4 boys, it ain't fair We don't know who's guilty so take your pick But I'd steer clear of Harry and Dick The boys are all strutting and they don't seem to care But they're the source of the seniors in a syphilis scare Seniors in a syphilis scare It's burning and I bleed Now I'm finding sores on my lady Girl, it just seems it's a Seniors in her syphilis scare 32 gals, four boys, it ain't fair Don't know who's guilty, so take your pick But I steer clear of Harry and Dick Sores was the first victim and then it got to Jill She's a real hussy, so from there it worked out well Lady in a white lap coat, aimless and in Jackson I guess I can't make what be about risking an infection It's a Seniors in her syphilis scare 32 gals, four boys, it ain't fair Don't know who's guilty, so take your pick But I steer clear of Harry and Dick Harry and Dick It's a Seniors in her syphilis scare 32 gals, four boys, it ain't fair It's a Seniors in her syphilis scare 32 gals, four boys, it ain't fair It's a Seniors in her syphilis scare 32 gals, four boys, it ain't fair 32 gals, four boys, it ain't fair. Senior center syphilis care. 32 gals and four boys, it ain't fair. It ain't fair. Yeah, so we are doing this thing, man. This is awesome. Back on the Mo Music Radio Pod. Unless you're listening to the podcast, it's live. If you're listening on Thursday night, and it is approximately 11.07 at night on Thursday, And if you don't believe us, then it's live. Call us. And we're here on the Mo Music Radio Pod. We're here on the Mo Music Radio Pod. 1-800-893-9562. Lightning Woodcock. And if you want to call in to the Mo Music Radio Pod, you can call 9562. Call just dial 95 and you'll probably get through. 1-800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562. Call up and talk to Lightning Woodcock. All right. We are back on. The Mo Music Radio Pod. And in the background, you are listening to Lightning Woodcock with Voodoo Queen. All right. And at the break, you heard the Mildreds with Senior Center Syphilis Scare. They're a fun band. Yeah, they're a little older ladies and stuff, and they had to walk around with walkers. And I did have to change one of their diapers at one point. And they also got in my fingers and inside my fingernails. And I forgot to wash my hands and it crusted up. That will happen. The next day at work, I was shuffling around the papers like that's what they pay me for. And I did notice that. And I looked underneath my nail and there was some old doo-doo number two on there. The thing is about that is like you kind of like I kind of understand. I don't like doing things like when I'm not getting paid to do it. Right. So like I just go like I'll just be dirty all day and wait till I get to work. And then like, you know. So we're getting paid to just be dirty, filthy. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I got paid probably like. I don't know, about maybe 20 bucks or something for having shit in my fingernails. Did you touch the money that you were paid? Was it cash? Hard currency? Right. Or dollar bills? It was. Yeah, yeah. Strippers don't take it. Well, then don't worry about it because I do on it already. How I can walk the E. Well, we're back with Lightning Woodcock and Lightning. You're going to bust some more songs for us, man. What's this song you're going to sing? Well, I'm going to attempt this with the beer bottle. God damn it. All right. Lightning forgot his slide. No, actually. What? He forgot. He forgot. It was his pot holder. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I rarely do that on an acoustic guitar. No, I'm just kidding. Rarely. No, man. It has happened, but. If you've never seen him live, he does his thing. It's like nothing I've ever seen before. He puts on the mitt. You put on an oven mitt. That's right. God damn it. I perform musical miracles almost every show where I play challenging songs with an oven mitt on my fucking hand. Yeah. It is a musical miracle. It is a miracle. God damn it. There's no sound bouncing off. You should play with like a rubber, maybe. Like a condom. Absolutely. On the hand. That'd be, well, that'd be defeat the purpose. It'd be a little difficult to play with an oven mitt. I think that's why. But anyway, he doesn't have the oven mitt. It's okay. He doesn't have a slide, but we do have an empty bottle of moose head that he was using as a slide. I was using that. That's right. I feel a little handicapped. Who cares? Who cares? I'm only going to sing a song about eating pussy anyways. Yeah. Snatching kisses when I want to. Kissing snatches when I can. Snatching kisses when I want to. Kissing snatches when I can. I put smooches on the coochies. I'm a smoochy coochie man. I'm going down. Going down. Using my mouth and my hand. I'm going down. Downtown. Staying as long as I can. Yeah, my chin is glazed. Just like a dome. I'm a smoochy coochie man. Right leg to the east. Left leg to the west. Throw your panties over yonder in the corner and open up your treasure chest. Guitars to the north. Anus to the south. I'm opening y'all beef curtains with my filthy fucking mouth. Yeah. All the magic numbers. Well, my favorite. Sixty-nine. You can keep three seven and eleven. Baby, give me that sixty-nine. Oh, shit. I'm a smoochy coochie man. Yeah. I'm a smoochy coochie man. Yeah. I'm a smoochy coochie man. Yeah. I'm a smoochy coochie man. Yeah. I'm a smoochy coochie man. Yeah. I'm a smoochie man. Yeah. I'm a smoochie man. Snatchin' kisses when I wanna Kissin' snatches when I can Snatchin' kisses when I wanna Kissin' snatches when I can Yeah, I kiss all my foxes on their boxes Smoochie coochie man Right leg to the west Left leg to the east I ain't bakin' any bread Baby, why'd you bring the yeast? Got some kind of discharge Like Roquefort cheese Better get me to the doctor He says, hell, I know you've got a disease Oh, anus to the nose The torus to the south I'm French and you're brown I'm with my filthy fuckin' mouth Because of all the magic numbers, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, my favorite 69 Yeah, you can't keep Yeah, 379-11-3193 and 666 Just give me that 69 Because you know I am a Pussy lickin' Finger fuckin' Cornhole tonguin' Son of a bitch And a woman A smoochy coochie man Thank you, God damn it. All right. Thank you. Thank you. I want to be a smoochy coochie man. Yeah, there I go. Do the thing that they do with their mouth on that other girl thing that they got and then I don't know how to do it good. They get mad at me. You know how to do it good, man. You got your technique down. Your light has been doing it a long time. There's a caller on for Lightning Woodcock. Oh, all right. We have a caller for Lightning Woodcock on the More Music Radio pod. Caller, you are on the air. What's up? Hi. Hi. Caller. I really thought it was really cute when he started singing. What is he singing about? I'm on my period right now and I really want him to come down to 90s. I ain't said Broadway. If he can. I'm on the ninth floor. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on the ninth floor and I'm in an artist's loft. Oh, okay. Here's a pin. I'm down to have him spread my legs and put it all over my canvas. Ooh. And so I'm like, you know, I want the blood to fall over the canvas. It'd be nice. Can he come down? You want your red badge of courage? There's your chance. Well, yeah. I mean, Lightning's been there and done that goddamn thing for the first time. I mean, but you'd have to hold me in a certain position to put me on the canvas and I wanted to make a certain figure like a question mark on it. Is that okay? Yeah, that should be doable, goddamn it. Lightning is sharing your vision. I see how we can make this happen. But you do gotta give Lightning a cut of the proceeds from that painting wherever you sell it, wherever it's displayed. I think it'd be a live art show. Live art, yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm totally, I'm really down for that. It sounds like she's really turned on by you, man. Well, that's very common with the ladies. The ladies love Lightning Woodcock, goddamn it. And Lightning loves the ladies, too. Oh, man. There's no sex involved in this. I just want you to spread my period around. Yeah, no, I understand what you're talking about. Let me tell you something, little lady. Lightning's got a girlfriend. I ain't looking to cheat on my girlfriend, but I could participate in a little artistic project. I mean, it's no harm. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. It's no... Your lady be cool with that. Yeah, exactly. No, it sounds perfectly legal as far as Lightning's concerned. Just the only vagina that'll be... Yeah, no, no. I just want you to put my gash marks all around this. Yeah, yeah, definitely. And if you could put a little bit of sperm in there, like to kind of spread it around to make it all blurry looking. Yeah, well, Lightning already popped a load today, but I could probably come up with a little more, you know? Come on, you ain't that old. Come on. No, I know. Lightning popped multiple loads in a day. I'm old, but I ain't that old. Yeah, well, even still, you probably got half a batch in there right now, maybe another couple hours or something like that. No, for sure. Can you wear a mask? Definitely, yeah. Mask is no problem, goddammit. Lightning's done that shit before, too. What kind of mask? Yeah, you got a mask on you? I really want a chicken mask. Yeah, I have this chicken mask I'm ready for you to use. A chicken mask, okay. Now, Lightning ain't want a chicken mask. I want a clown mask. She loves the cock. I don't have. I mean, I have a chicken mask and a wig, if that helps. Can you say that again a little? Can you say that again a little? I don't know. Okay, I'm ready. I'm here. I'm done. I'm ready. See you later. Bye. Good night, baby. Oh, man, you got away with the ladies, man. Oh, thank you very much, yeah. You got a song that you want to sing for the ladies right now? Do you got something in mind? Lightning just performed one for the ladies, goddammit. They're all for the ladies. They are all for the ladies. Well. Yeah, man. Mm. Mm. Mm. Ride my face to Chicago Ride it all night long You can grind my face Like my jaw ain't got no bone Ride my face to Atlanta All the way to New Orleans Ride my face to Atlanta All the way to New Orleans You can grind my face, baby Like a sack of coffee beans Ride my face in the morning All up into the afternoon Yeah! Whoo! Ride my face every morning All up into the afternoon I'm talking breakfast, lunch, and dinner, babe Lady, let lightning lick your poon And ride my face to the moon Yeah! Thank you, God damn it. All right, Lightning Woodcock, man. With yet another one for the ladies. All right. Yeah, and you know, that reminds me, too, of a song that I've been listening to and I wanted to let you know to call the More Music Radio pod and talk to Lightning Woodcock at 800-893-9562. And, um, I don't know. Are we getting any calls coming in, man? Not at the moment, man. Yeah, man. Jeremy's been having to just, like, turn down all the calls. Oh, we're getting a call. Oh, we're getting a call right now on the More Music Radio pod. Maybe we got someone for Lightning Woodcock. Go ahead, caller. Caller, you're on the air. Hello, hello. My name's Ron. Hey, Ron, how you doing today? Hey, I'm a gay guy. Ill! Hey, now. Hey, what's happening? Just kidding. My name's Bill. When I said ill, I didn't... I was just joking. You know what? My name's Fred, and I'm a gay guy. Oh, okay. No, my name is Steve, and I'm a gay guy. But I just want to say that I really enjoy Lightning songs. Right, okay. I feel... I understand what he's saying. Cool. You munching on some... Munching on some pussy tonight, or what? No, I... No, I don't do that. I do the other thing. Oh! I still feel... I still understand, you know? Ill! Ill! I still understand. You know? I feel the same way. I've been fucked over. Mm-hmm. Two times. You know? It makes you feel like shit, doesn't it, Steve? Or whatever you fucking... I'm still horny for those parts. I'm still horny. Gay Fred. And I want them. And the thing is, there's consequences involved, and, you know, I understand. I just want to feel Lightning. I feel him. Right. I understand, and... Do you have the same thing as me when Lightning's here? Yeah. Like, it makes you kind of talk, you know? Kind of like, oh. You know what I mean? Well, anyway, this is Robert the Gay Guy. Oh, right. Okay. All right, Robert. You know, Robert, Lightning wants to say I envy you sometimes, you know, when my lady's on the rag or PMS, and I wish... Goddamn, I wish I was a fag. I really... And not to mention the fact that y'all really know how to party, goddamn it. Getting down in public in the bathrooms and shit. You know, I think that the heterosexual people could stand to take a lesson from y'all on how to really get down and make this life more enjoyable. Right. And y'all live life and enjoy it. Right. And that's what makes the uptight motherfuckers upset, I think, because, you know, they ain't... Right. You know, I know sex takes practice and so does the relationships and they're always hard both ways and that maybe could be a good thing or a bad thing. That's right. You never know. Right. Sex is bad. All right, well... All I gotta say, this is a... This is a... So, I mean, okay, well, let's... I gotta go now, but I gotta... Are you gonna... Are you going to... I mean... What you got on the line? Are you gonna be... Are you gonna be sucking on some pole tonight? I don't... That's kind of a derogatory term. I would say I would suck my lover's penis and just love it and just enjoy it. Oh, come on now. That is so proper. Y'all gotta be dirtier than that now. Keep that pinky out, too. Well, all right then, caller, you go on ahead. It's natural. It's natural, you know. Go on ahead and make love to your lover, man. All right, thank you. Thanks for taking my call. You bet, Robert. Stay gay all day. All right, man. Well, shit, dude. Let's play a couple more songs and we'll be back with Lightning. Hey, wait a minute. Before we go to the break, how you feeling, man? Lightning did drop a tab of acid tonight. You know, I feel high still. You still feel high? I ain't convinced that Lightning's on LSD. I don't think that's happening. Because it's been... Maybe it could be a lot too much speed, maybe. I don't know. That happens. Like, you know... Maybe it has too much speed in it. You feel kind of... Is it kind of speedy? So how did you come across that? Yeah, where'd you get that? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, where'd you get that from? You can't find acid. I got that up in San Francisco. You know, Lightning doesn't have a reliable source of hallucinogens down here in downtown Los Angeles. I know, because we're going to have to make some arrangements. Yeah, I know. You know what I'm talking about. Last time I was up in San Francisco, I took a trip down to Hate Street, figuring that's, you know, I've gotten acid there many times when I was younger. And all the people I know up there, when I asked them if they knew where to get some, they looked like Lightning was crazy. So I went down to Hate Street, took the risk, said, fuck it, I'll find somebody that'll sell me some kind of, you know, something. And so I have the alleged piece of paper with the, well, not anymore. It's been ingested, so. But we'll see, you know. I don't know. But I scored it from a real shady looking motherfucker. Yeah, what was this guy like, man? Oh, you know, I hesitate to describe this guy. But I will say that it appeared that he was, he was being apprehended into police custody as Lightning was making my escape. So I think that he might have been seen selling me the piece of paper. And Lightning skipped town, man. Yeah, right on over to Oakland at a venue and played the gig. Rock and roll. If you made that mistake, you think it was just paper and yellow's paper and oops, ended up choking your parents or grandparents to death in the closet. On that note, why don't we jump to a couple more songs and we'll be back with Lightning Woodcock on the More Music Radio Show. Radio Pod. The More Music Radio Pod. Hot kid will drop your life. Hot kid will drop his life. Put down the chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the black box fight You better put all your eggs in one basket You better cut your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it's time You better find yourself a niche to scratch You better squeeze all the charm in your can But Mr. Whipple's not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan Talk with your mouth full Bites are heaven feed you Bites are more than you can chew What can you do? Dare to be stupid Take some wooden ankles Look for Mr. Goodball Mr. Goodball Get your mojo working now I'll show you how You can dare to be stupid You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the shit You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip Dare to be stupid Come on and dare to be stupid It's so easy to do We're all waiting for you Let's go!! It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer? There's no more time for crying over spilled melt Now it's time for crying in your field Settle down, raise a folly, join the PTA Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet Then party till you're broke and they drag you away It's okay You can dare to be stupid It's like spitting on a fish It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free Dare to be stupid Why don't you dare to be stupid? It's so easy to do We're all waiting for you Dare to be stupid Burn your candle, apple, fence Like a gift, hear us in the mouth Mashed potatoes can be your friend You can be a coffee achiever You can sit around the house and watch the leaf with the fever The future's after you, so what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid What did I say? Tell me what I say It's alright We can be stupid alright Come on, join the crowd Dare to be stupid Shout out loud the name of the city we live in Shout out loud I can't hear you! Dare to be stupid! Okay, I can hear you now! Dare to be stupid! Let's go! Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! Communicate with the spirits of the dead! By kicking the spring in your bed! Communicate with the spirits of the dead! By kicking the spring in your bed! Science is only a repetition! Shredding every tile in the kitchen! Communicate with the spirits of the dead! By kicking the spring in your bed! By kicking the spring in your bed! By kicking the spring in your bed! Communicate with the spirits of the dead By drinking the spring in your bed Cause I exist only in repetition Try to have it down in the kitchen Grab my body to your back To the magic tree inside Keep on trying, trying to run One in all, one in all One in now, one in three Communicate with the spirits of the dead One in all, one in three By drinking the spring in your bed Communicate with the spirits of the dead By drinking the spring in your bed Cause I exist only in repetition Try to have it down in the kitchen Grab my body to your back By drinking the spring in your bed To the magic tree inside Keep on trying, trying to run One in all, one in all One in now, one in three If only I were alive If only I were alive If only I were alive If only I were alive If only I were alive Communicate with the spirit of the dead By drinking the spring of ego bed Communicate with the spirit of the dead By drinking the spring of ego bed Hi, this is WizWars. You're listening to the More Music Radio Pod on skidrow.la. Aw, shit. Yeah, right. Aw, lightning wood car from downtown Los Angeles Feels so good tonight even though I got the blues Feeling really good to be treated with respect by the motherfucking Mormons Thank you very much. Yeah. It's our pleasure Thank you for coming out to the More Music Radio Pod Hey there On skidrow.la Whoa Hey Yes! Play what music we just play right now What bands we just play Oh yeah, I forgot to say That you heard the last song Was the Mormons with Mattress Medium And before that You heard Weird Al Playing Dead to Be Stupid I have something to add about Weird Al He'll be playing at the Grammy Museum On this Monday I'm gonna try and check it out I want her too But it's gonna sell out tonight If you don't mind Let's back out And let lightning wood car Bust a song for our asses Wasn't that more about you Just played Yeah Hey little lady You sure looking fine Gonna pull down your panties And lick your vagina Gonna roll you over Lick your behind Stick my tongue in deeper Where the sun doesn't shine Lightning ain't running no charity Baby You got to reciprocate And we'll see you next time Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Give me that, give me that blow job. Give me that, give me that, give me that blow job. Thank you. All right, man. Lightning Woodcock on the More Music Radio Pod, man. Thank you so much for coming out and being part of our show, man. You're like the blow fly of the blues, man. You got that right, guy. You're right. You're right. Yeah, man. So what's Lightning doing lately, man? What do you got going on? You want to tell the people? Yeah, coming up, we're starting a residency at the Dragonfly called Lightning Woodcock's Monthly Curse. Oh, shit. And, yeah, the first one's going to be at the end of this month, July 31st, with special guest Dirty Eyes and Kamikaze. And one more band, special guest TBA. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. You think we could bump them out of that slot and maybe the Mormons could play it? Well, you're getting me pretty high. Dude, I see TBA. Let's work on the buzz a little more and then let's talk, you know? TBA's a big band, dude. I see them play everywhere. Like, they're listed on a lot of shows. They get all the best gigs. I am jealous as hell of TBA. That's very right. You're right. I always see that. They're good, dude. Yeah, you know, it's like, you know, I do. I do hate the fact that TBA does get a lot of shows, but, you know, I listen to a couple of their songs. On MySpace? And it's actually pretty dope shit. I know. I try going to MySpace and I can't listen to anything. I can't look at the page. Right. It just doesn't work. Well, I'm concerned about their draw. I want to know what they're about. Do they draw? They, I don't know, man. I hear they're dicks. I mean, they're really talented, but they're dicks. Right. So nobody shows up to any of these shows. Hey, man, so how are you feeling, man? You dropped a tab of acid earlier. You know, I feel good. I'm high. I still, you know, I got to say light and skeptical. At this point, I'm getting real skeptical. It could be some real creeper shit. Fucking hippie. I haven't given up hope, but I don't know. Is it giving you a bellyache or anything? I'm looking at y'all and y'all are some weird looking motherfuckers already. Yeah, well, that has nothing to do with the acid. I don't think it does. Exactly. That has nothing to do with the acid. I have freckles. Trust me, every day I get up and I look in the mirror and I'm like, God damn. Am I fucking tripping right now? There's no way this is happening. I'm on acid every day. I wake up in the morning and it's like, fuck, I'm still frying? Vincent, if I was you and looked in the mirror, I would say, man, I'm handsome. I look like Clark Kent. Oh, thanks, man. Kind of like, just like a kind of rolly, kind of stout Clark Kent. No, you have very distinct features. You're a very handsome man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Do I look like the Batman figure you got a boner for when you were three years old? Well, if I would have known you before, then maybe. Hey, put these boots on real quick. I'll let them catch you later. Yeah, man. So are you playing any shows, Lightning? What's going on, man? Well, other than the Dragonfly on July 31st, we're also doing House of Blues on August 15th with Steel Panther and the tranny punk band Transcontinental. Oh, yeah. And then we're going to do also, shit, man. I think my buddy Chris Connell plays drums in that band. He's like a studio drummer. And he has breasts. Oh, yeah. Lightning's trying to do math. I think we're... I think we're... I think we're... I think we're... I have breasts. In Pomona, August 7th with Potty Mouth. Y'all know Potty Mouth? Potty Mouth. Yeah, that's some filthy shit. Some filthy shit. So, yeah. I want to go, man. Can I go? Am I allowed to go? You're by all means allowed to go. You feel like coming along to Pomona? Yeah, let's go. Yeah. Road trip. Can the Mormons play in Pomona? Yeah, let's do it. Let's just play. Every show you play, we want to play with you, man. We haven't played in Pomona, I think, maybe once. I mean, like seven years ago, maybe. Yeah, we played. We haven't been at Pomona. Practically Pomona versions. We played like two places. Pomona's moaning for the Mormons. Oh, Pomona. Hey, so where can people get a hold of you, man? Lightningwoodcock.com, goddammit. That's your key to the kingdom right there. You can find everything else from lightningwoodcock.com, all the whatever social networks and shit. But that's Lightning's homepage. That's on the internet, man. It's on the internet. Lightningwoodcock. No G in lightning, goddammit. Yeah, man. No G. And you don't need an apostrophe. Just lightningwoodcock, right? Yeah, well, technically. Lightning's name does have an apostrophe in it, but they don't allow that for URLs. You could just hit an L and then a G and a W. Just Google it. It'll probably bring it up. Probably. If you're like me and have trouble to find lightningwoodcock, just Google it and you will find it. That's right. You'll find all kinds of dirt about lightning. All right, man. So, again, man, I want to thank you for coming down to the More Music Radio podcast. I'm your host, Patrick Todd, and I had a really great time. It's a pleasure. Let's do it again sometime, guys. After the show, I want to talk to you about your technique, man. You know, whatever, the licking the pussy and stuff. The pussy licking technique? Yeah. Yeah, right. The ancient Chinese secret, motherfucker. Does anyone eat clean cats, get rid of their fleas? No, that's a different kind of pussy we're talking about, Patrick. And we're not talking about roosters. Well, I like animals. I like animals. Well, hey, I want to thank Lightning Woodcock for coming in on the More Music Radio pod. I really appreciate it. We're going to hang out with them for a little bit and see if the acid starts kicking in. Are you seeing anything? Nah. Nothing at all? Motherfucker. Do you remember what that guy looked like? You know, I got ripped off, I think, goddammit. Those hippies are sketchy, man. I'm going to go home with the fucking blues after this show. You know what? Yeah, you know what? I think we're going to do a road trip and we're going to go find that motherfucker and we're going to get your money back. You know what? The lady that called earlier is actually here in the studio about her period blood. And she wants to speak to you in person. Oh, shit. About something. No, she doesn't. Well, cool, man. Once again, I want to thank Jeremy. I want to thank Dan. I want to thank Patrick. I want to thank ECR for being here. And I want to remind you to, I guess, quote, unquote, tune in on the internet to www.skidroad.la and listen to our show every Thursday. We're live at 10 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. We're live. And if you don't catch it live, you can download the podcast at skidroad.la or you could just make it easy and just go on iTunes and subscribe to this shit. It's free. That's on the internet.com, man. Yeah, I know a lot of people that be taking extra catch-ups and extra mustards and stuff from, you know, wherever you go and eat at it because it's free. So why don't you just jump on to the More Music Radio pod on iTunes and the machine, the computer will do it for you. It'll download it for you. You just listen to it if you're, you know, not catching it live. Yeah, and leave some comments on the iTunes page, actually. The more comments you leave, the higher our rank goes up on iTunes. Right. Help us out. You're just sitting there. Help us out. Just click on and say something, even if you want to try to offend us. I dare you to try to offend us. Just ask why. That's a perfectly valid question. Right, bud, right. I also want to remind you. I also want to remind you to catch the Mormons next week at the Redwood Bar. We're doing the residency. It's our last night of the residency, which, remember, last week Lightning Woodcock played at our residency. And was it the week before last? Yeah. What day is it? I thought it was last week, goddammit. Lightning's in there. Maybe that acid is working. Oh, man, time flies. I think that was like a week ago. The acid has gone airborne and it's seeping into our blood system right now. No, but, yeah, the weekend's going to start. Excuse me. Who was that? We've been smoking and drinking. Who the fuck was that? Was that like another? Who was that? Who was that guy that came in? I don't know. Get him out of here. That guy's a fucking faggot. Anyway, so tomorrow, if you're going to be stuck in downtown, you can swing by Casey's and check out Manhattan Murder Mystery and Seasons and some dude named George Glass. Whip his dick out or something. I don't know what he's going to do. I think he'll look like his brother. And then if you're on the other side of town in Hollywood over by the Capitol Records building, there's a place called Bardot. And my friend's band, Franco Near Death, that's with Nick Roberts. I know that dude. Yeah. That's Eric Roberts' little illegitimate bastard son. Yeah, like Julia Roberts' little brother. Right. He's a cool guy, I know. And Sassafras is going to be in San Pedro on Saturday. Yeah, Sassafras will be with us also on Tuesday at the Redwood Bar, July 26th. Oh, look at that. Look at that. That's going to happen. And then Monday, everyone listening is going to show up. It's Tony's birthday. And then we're going to kick him in the balls because it's Tony's birthday. Right. For not showing up to work tonight. Right. We're going to kick him in the balls as many times as he is old. He's going to get fired from his free job, from his volunteer job. Right. For not showing up. Helping the homeless. That's ridiculous. We're trying to get him fired from helping the homeless. And yeah, so we'll see you Tuesday at the Redwood. And then, yeah. Cool. Well. What's happening Wednesday? Yeah, what's going on Wednesday? Wednesday. Wednesday with Digger Graves. At 10 o'clock on Wednesdays on UPN. You can watch reruns of Seinfeld. Right. That's usually what I'll be doing. If you'd like to come over, you can check it out at my house. Right. And I'm going to watch a rerun on my DVDs of what's happening. The show is really good. It's called Happy Endings. That's really funny. That's one that has a Wayne's brother in it. I've never seen it before. Man, it's funny stuff. And I saw this one episode yesterday. And there's a guy living in the. The attic or the roof of their cool crash pad. And what happened was he was an artist. So don't call now. But next week, if you'd like to call at 1-800-893-9562. You can reach us in like a week from now. Okay. What were we doing? What were we talking about right now? We were in the middle of a radio show and then something happened. Well, hey, Lightning Man. That was totally cool. Thank you for coming out, man. We really appreciate it. We love you. Everybody go and see Lightning Woodcock. Find him at. Lightningwoodcock.com. Dragonfly. Next week, we're going to have Wounded Lion in. And check us out. www.skidroad.la. And thanks again, man. Good night, children. Thank you. Thank you, Lightning. Thank you, guys. Yeah, good night, everybody. Suck each other off and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.