Hi, welcome to Verbal Vomit with Kitty and Dave Chaos. Reunited! Yeah, for two weeks. Wish us luck. Yes. What's the first song? I don't know, you're the one who picked it. No, actually, you picked it. Oh, this isn't a song. You're right. Peaches Operate, followed by Ooh I Like It by W.I.T., which stands for Whatever It Takes. Yep, basically. Catch on the flip side. Watch this and think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think He is perfect for me To practice surgery When blood coagulates It's time to operate Just keep it going Just keep it going Just keep it going He's not dead He's gonna live I see his eyes Rolling back in his head He's not dead He's gonna live I see his eyes Rolling back in his head He's not dead He's gonna live I see his eyes Rolling back in his head He's not dead He's gonna live He's not dead, he's gonna live I see his eyes rolling back in his head Come on, let's take him home I think I heard him groan Hold on or he will sink Just keep it going You say you're right but I know you can fake it I can take it Just keep it going Just keep it going Just keep it going He's not dead, he's gonna live I see his eyes rolling back in his head He's not dead, he's gonna live He's not dead, he's gonna live I see his eyes rolling back in his head He's not dead, he's gonna live He's not dead, he's gonna live I see his eyes rolling back in his head He's not dead, he's gonna live He's not dead, he's gonna live I see his eyes rolling back in his head In his head In his head Just keep it going In his head. Ooh, I like it. Tell me that you like it. Let me see the way you move a woman around. Ooh, I like it. Tell me that you like it. Prove to me I'm the one that makes you bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Tell me that you like it. Let me know. Do you see me in your immediate plans? I hope you understand I'm no tease. I do what I please. And I'm pleased to meet you. My astrologer says, you're right on time. You're just my sign. Extra fine. Overtime. My beeper goes off when you're around. Ooh, I like it. Tell me that you like it. Let me see the way you move a woman around. Ooh, I like it. Tell me that you like it. Prove to me I'm the one that makes you bounce. I think I think I think I think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think Keep it on the DL, but you're empty T-T-T-B-T Indebitably Ooh, I like it Tell me that you like it Let me see the way you move a woman around Ooh, I like it Tell me that you like it Prove to me I'm the one that makes you bounce You know, it's all in the details Like the way he combs his hair He doesn't sometimes You know it's him when you see that walk And that smell, you know Ooh, I like it Tell me that you like it Let me see the way you move a woman around Ooh, I like it Tell me that you like it Prove to me I'm the one that makes you bounce Ooh, I like it Tell me that you like it Let me see the way you move a woman around Ooh, I like it Tell me that you like it Prove to me I'm the one that makes you bounce I like it, I like it Ooh, uh, uh-huh, ooh I like it, I like it Ooh, uh, uh-huh, ooh I like it. I like it. I like it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. B-I-T-C-Y. B-I-T-C-Y. B-I-T-C-Y. Yeah, yeah. I'm a horrible rapper. Oh, my God. It's been, what, two weeks since I've been here. First week, we had to postpone the show. Then last week, you did a show. You did a very fine show last week. Thank you. With Evie and Miriam. Yes. Thank you, ladies, for filling in for me. I threw up my back. That is crazy. Sure. Yeah. What happened? Well, I'm not going to lie and say it was like I was lifting a heavy box, and I twisted, and, you know, it hurt. I had, like, muscle spasm. I was moving one shirt from one place, and I twisted, and my back just went vroom, all crazy. I had this sick back spasm. I had to be driven home. I laid on the floor for, like, about two days. You were kind enough to stop by to dope me up with Motrin, which, thank you, by the way. You're welcome. That helped out a lot. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Yes. And then I was, like, looking for, you know, because you really can't do nothing with back rent. When your back goes out, you can't do nothing. And you need to call me for meds. Yeah. When I need my fix. Hey, I'm all into med relief. If you're hurting, first squirt in. What are you, a doctor feel good? If you're, well, I mean, if there's a way to cure it, because I know I, like. I hate when people are like, oh, my God, I have a headache. And I'll just be like, oh, you want some aspirin? You want some Motrin or whatever? They'll be like, no, I don't take that. It's like, why are you bitching then? You can't do anything about it. You're just complaining, cure your headache? No. So I'm all about it. Freaking med them up, you know? Yeah. Oh, it was. And ProMed. ProMed is good. It was so crazy, though, because, like, it still hurts. It still hurts a lot, but not as bad. I mean, I'm able to walk. Like, today, I did the. Oh, what's that? Okay. Okay. I don't understand. Freestyle with your friends. You want to freestyle with your friends? Freestyle with my friends. Yes, I do want to do that. All your friends are going to start freestyling right now. Try to write a fucking melody for once. Can't write a melody at once. Or once. Or for pussy. Oh, really? That's a good song. I like this. Can't really do much. Dave hurt his back. Yeah, can't really do much. It's kind of whack. Kind of whack. Dave hurt his back. But now he's back. But now he's back. Dave hurt his back. Kind of whack. Kind of whack. Dave hurt his back. Kind of whack. And now he's back. Now he's back. Oh, so either way. Also, I spent the last two weeks just in order to numb myself, like drinking a lot. Numb the pain. To numb the pain. That's how alcoholism starts, so be careful. And painful popping rush limbo. Well, yeah. Somebody, you know, one of my friends offered me like some stronger stuff, but I was like, no. Oxycontin? Maybe. I think it was Oxy or Vicodin. Maybe. I don't know. I didn't really get into details of what she was going to give me, but I was like, no, I'm fine with the Motrin. But if it gets a little crazy, then I might call you. All right. And the next thing you know, you're going to see me stealing my DVD player. Well, you get some anyways and pass it on if you don't want it. Oh, sure. Yeah, so I spent the majority of the time drinking. I've been going to lots of places like Tiki Tea up in Hollywood for getting my Tiki drink on because that seems to be like the thing. Because your back hurts. Yeah, because my back hurts. And plus, I enjoy a good Tiki drink. I was there just this past weekend and they make some awesome drinks. If you haven't been there, you should go. Yeah. I should have bought some. I've also been to this other, you know, I've, I've, you know, for a bad back, I've sure been eating a lot, too. I mean, I've been eating. That's how fat people start. Yeah, that's how fat people start, too. You get injured and then you don't do anything and then you just stay not doing anything, even when you can do something. Eating while I'm depressed, you know, stuffing my face full of Philly cheesesteak sandwiches. Somebody gave me shit because I had posted on Facebook that I checked in at a. Of course. At a taco, at Tacos Altagora up there in Highland Park. And my. Friend had put gross. And earlier that day, I went to Papaya King. Yeah, just like numbing the pain of. At a taco. Did you see the donation box with the crippled? I'm sorry, handicapped. No, actually, they don't have it there. I think they, I think. My friend Jasmine always takes a picture of all at the all different tacos that she goes to. And she takes a picture of that kid. And I'm just like, are you sure it's just this one? She's like, no. It's like all of them. And then she like texts all her friends. And I've seen it a couple of times. Like, I know they have it at the Whittier one. So it's like a sham. Right next to my tattoo shop. Oh, that's right. Potato tacos. Potato tacos. Those were the bomb. I was messed up that day. I went. And since you can't drink alcohol. Well, I don't drink anymore, but it'll mess up your tattoo. But I'm scared of. I don't like pain. So I think I had taken. What did I take? Like Xanax? No, it wasn't Xanax. It was. It was some painkillers. I remember that. I don't know what it was. I don't remember a lot. But it was. I remember you calling me and you're like, can you pick me up? I'm like, what? Can you pick me up? I'm like, yeah. Because Kitty can't drive. Because Kitty crash go boom. That's how I talked. Yeah, I thought you were talking. Kitty crash go boom. Kitty crash go boom. And I was just like, what is she talking about? So like, you know, I went over there and you're in your car. You had just gotten done with the tattoo. You're in your car. And you're passed out. You're like passed out. You're like, all right, let's get some potato tacos. So we go in there. You just started like you ordered potato tacos. You ate them. And then you like you passed out again. Like I had no way to take your. Because you were too messed up to drive. So luckily we had a car. One of our friends. Hello, Kitty car go boom. Yeah. I think that's. And when I said, I'll go pick you up. You're like, OK, good. That sums it up. Yeah, Kitty can't go boom no more. All right, good. It's good. You know, let's not do that. Kitty don't go boom no more. Kitty don't go boom no more. But it was. That was. Here he comes to save the day. It just shows you, man. Some prescription drugs are pretty fucked up. You know, the other day I was. I was at the Coronado restaurant here in downtown L.A. You know, just enjoying a nice, you know, leisurely Saturday. Drinking a couple of beers at 1030 in the morning. Watching the soccer match. And there's these two guys in front of the restaurant. I shit you not dealing pain meds. People would go up to them. What were they selling? I, you know, I didn't go out there and ask them what they were selling. But I'm pretty sure they were selling pain meds. Because you see people. You should have just gotten like a. I should have gotten like a sample. Yeah. No, like a 20 and just be like, I'll take some. I'm not going to. Let's see what you get. I don't really got a. That's like grab bag stuff. Russian roulette. Russian roulette. Russian roulette. Pain pills. Yeah. And don't know what you're going to get. I literally seen a transaction go down with an old. With a homeless guy. Paid this dude. Like gave him some money. He gave him the pills. As soon as he gave him the pills, he popped them in his mouth. And he started drinking it down with his coffee. And he was like, damn. Damn. Yeah. I was just. I was out there for a while. For a while. Watching this. And there's like so many transactions going down. Like, hey, you want some drugs? Or hey, you want some pills? You know, a friend of mine yesterday was telling me. She got hit up the other day. Some guy goes, hey, you look like the type of chick who likes to party and have fun with pills. And she's like, what are you talking about? He said. He said party with pills. Party with pills. Damn. People do parties with pills. How does she look like? What does a pill popper look like? That's what she wants to know. Well, what does she look like? You know what she looks like? She's just a regular punk chick. You know, she's, you know, white. Punkers pop men? What? Punkers pop pills? Oh, punkers pop anything. Well, then maybe that's why. Punkers who want to get high will pop anything, you know. But that's the crazy thing about it. And I. Punker pop pills. Punker pop pills. And I just. It's crazy. You know, you don't know what you're going to find in L.A. Like, I don't know why would people say, oh, L.A. So, you know, L.A.'s changed a lot. Not necessarily. Changed like how? You know, you got L.A. Live, which is all really hoity-toity. Oh. And they fake. It's the Grand Avenue, which is hoity-toity. But if you think about it, you still see the same homeless people at the Persian Square. It's like New York. Like, there's the hoity-toity right next to the freaking scumbags. Well, yeah. You know, but, you know. And rats on the street. Yeah, but it's the people who go, oh, yeah, L.A.'s changed so much. It's changed a little bit. The hipsters have invaded and they're not going to leave. But they're mixing. They will never kill the homeless scene. Oh, no. The homeless scene is like forever here, you know. If they can, that's good. Like, you know, we need more housing here in California and especially in L.A. Well, they're. They're converting a lot of these buildings into lofts and apartments and stuff like that. Like the, what is it, the Alexandria where I hear that. I think that used to be a hotel. Now it's converted into an apartment and living complex. And a bar downstairs, no? Yeah, there's a bar downstairs. There's a couple of restaurants downstairs. There's all kinds of action going on here in downtown L.A. Some of it's good. Some of it's not good. You know, like. I think I went there once. Did I go there once, Jim? What place? The Alexandria Hotel. Didn't we go there with. Well, then. The restaurant in there is called The Gorbles. And it's, the head chef is the guy who won the first season of America's Top Chef. He does cuisine that is a hybrid of Icelandic and Israeli food. Icelandic. Icelandic. It's really good. So he was the first one of Top Chef? Yep. So he, oh, okay. His name's Ian Hall. Ian Hall. Okay, yeah, yeah. I've seen Top Chef the first season. That's like, that's the season that started it all. Now you have like. The Alexandria is a very historic building. Yes. Is that the place that they have a tunnel from King Eddie's? Supposedly one of the tunnels did end up at the Alexandria. Before the Biltmore Hotel was built, the Alexandria was the place to be. The shit. Back in the 20s and 30s and 40s. Why did they have, oh, I remember. Because of the prohibition? They had the. The tunnels. The underground prohibition tunnels. Little speakeasies. And if you want to chime in, go ahead and give us a call at 1-800-893-9562. Verbal vomit. That's 1-800-893-9562. Jeez, I took all one breath. But that's pretty interesting facts there, Jeremy. I mean, I like downtown LA, you know. You've been to New York. You've been to New York, haven't you? We have different views on it, though, me and Jeremy. Yeah, well, I've never been there. I mean, the only, the closest thing to New York. I got was Papaya King. And I don't know if you've ever had a Jeremy. I used to go to Papaya King every morning. I worked in New York City and lived in New York City for a short period of time. And I used to go there and get their mango juice things and their hot dogs kicked ass, too. Yeah, I don't know. Have you tried it over here yet on Wilcoxon and Hollywood? I heard there was one here, but I never tried it. Is it new or has it been here for a while? It's actually new. It opened up just this month. Yeah, that's what I thought. There was actually a lunch truck driving around with just the hot dogs and some juice drinks, and that was it. But you actually go into the restaurant. It's really tiny. I mean, there's like two places to eat, and that's it. The whole area is like really, you're really cramped in there. You're literally going to have to eat outside. If the hot dogs are the same, then that kicks ass because their hot dogs are great. I enjoyed them. I got the original with the kraut and New York onions, which I guess. Grilled red onions. And the other one was just relish and mustard. And you know what? I enjoyed those dogs. They were pretty doggone good. Speaking of dogs. Yes. I went to Dodger Doggy Days. That's right. And saw many puppies and doggies, and they were all very precious. Were they all wearing L.A. Dodger uniforms? A lot of them were. Really? Cool. They had little Dodger hats and Dodger hard hats and Dodger jerseys. They had a doggie parade in the beginning. And we got to go around the outside track looking thing. We couldn't step on the grass. Oh, really? But we went all the way around. And some of the dogs after had signed jerseys. I think some of the players. Oh, you went with your friend. Carly. She has a big old Labrador. Doberman. Doberman. It's a Doberman. Really? It's like a giant biscuit. Oh, I thought she was a Labrador. You didn't see the pictures? No. He's huge. He weighs. Carly's going to get mad if I get it wrong. But I think it's. A hundred and five. A hundred and five pounds. Is that right, Carly? Go ahead and give us a call back. Give us a call at 1-800-893-9562. Go ahead and give us a call here. Go ahead, Carly. He's huge. Like Carly was all into the game. And I was more into the dogs. And so like I would go walk Ogima, which is the dog thing. And there were so many dogs. I got to pet so many dogs. And everyone loved their dog. You had to buy your dog a ticket. Really? Yes. It was in the all you can eat pavilion. But you paid for your ticket. So Carly had to pay for hers and the dog. What did the dog get in return? He ate a couple of Dodger dogs. That's cool. I guess that's some small compensation. Yeah. It was a trip. Maybe I'll upload some pictures to the Facebook page. That would be cool. Now you were there and I heard a fire broke out. I saw the flames. Okay. So I'm in the all you can eat pavilion. That's like across from like home plate. But like the other way, like outfield or whatever. Yeah. And if you look to the left, I don't know which section that is. Across from the screen. Not the screen side, but the other side. Okay. I thought it was, you know, those flags that go all the way around it. I thought those were the flames because there was one that was like kind of like moving. You would see it sometimes like, I think I can see the flames. But there was just like smoke and then it died down and then like freaking smoked again. And then I saw them evacuate that section. That is crazy. You know, I had, I had a friend of mine. She was at the Dodger game and she was in that section where it caught fire and they had to evacuate that area. They just evacuated that area, but they didn't evacuate the whole thing. I didn't even see any flames. I just saw smoke. Smoke. It was funny because when I seen her, I'd seen her at a, at a restaurant later on in the evening. This is right before I went to go do karaoke. She was saying, yeah, we're having such a good time. And then the fire came and then I totally killed her. But so now we're over here getting drunk to save her. Yeah, probably at the Dodgers. They're so lost. So many people were leaving. So many people were leaving. What time did you see your friend? This was probably about a, about nine o'clock, 9.50. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know if she stayed for the whole time. We tried to hang, but after a while. No, she left when they evacuated that, that section. Oh, okay. Okay. We stayed a little bit longer. We got to pick a song. Oh, really? We got to vote on the song because it was Dodger Doggy Day. Well, first the organ lady played, how much is that doggy in the window? Ruff, ruff. She even did that with the organ. She's like, clink, clink, or something like, it was cute. And then we got to pick by how loud you were. Mm-hmm. Three songs. It was Hound Dog by Elvis Presley. Mm-hmm. Who Let the Dogs Out by somebody. By Bahamut. And. Who Let the Dogs Out. Atomic Dog by George Clinton. Now, I think I know who won, but I'm just going to say what should have won. Should have been Atomic Dog. That's what I was voting for. That's what I voted for. Or at least. Or at least. Or at least. At least Hound Dog. I knew Hound Dog wasn't going to win. But what song won? Who Let the Dogs Out. Of course, the jock jam of the year. I didn't know. I didn't recognize all the other parts of that song. Really? Like, after the chorus, like, the other album is like, oh, I didn't even know this had other Because nobody gives a shit about that song. I mean, all you care about is like, who let the dogs out? Yeah, the other part's weird. When I go to King's Games and they're playing that too, who let the dogs out? It's like every jock jam. I imagine what comes out. It's, you know, Atomic Dog. At least that song's a little sexy. I like that song. It's a little sexy. It's a little good. You know, like, hey, you know, it's pretty awesome. But that sucks. And then someone won a year of natural balance food. Like the ticket that someone's seated in row, whatever, section la la. I hope they were a dog owner. Or at least a pet owner. Yes, only in our section. Oh, it was only in that section? Yes. Hey, you never know. You can already get that. You know, you never know. I just want the all-you-can-eat food. I don't have a dog with me, but. Well, yeah. Well, you can. I mean, you can be. But you had to sign a waiver. Like, I don't have a dog. I have cats. And I had to sign a waiver to be in that section. They made you sign a waiver? Yeah, everyone had to sign a waiver. You couldn't get inside until you had a waiver. Oh, my gosh. Because you got a waiver and then you got the wristband. Oh, wow. So, like, if you were not a dog owner, you had to sign a waiver. Of course. That's fucking crazy. I can't sue the Dodgers over my bitten leg. Over your bitten leg. I'm responsible for my own medical expenses. Oh, that's what it said? No, I don't know. I didn't read it. The Dodgers hereby waive all liability. I hereby do not hold Dodgers or any of its affiliates responsible. You know, speaking of Dodger games, I was reading somewhere today that I guess a Dodger fan was trying to catch a foul ball. So, what he ended up doing was dropping his daughter. And trying to catch the foul ball. But he still missed the foul ball. Like, he dropped his kid on the floor to catch a foul ball. And he still missed it. I don't get it. Like, you know, he holding baby. Oh, a baby. You didn't say baby. I'm thinking a daughter, like. Like a 10-year-old. Yeah. Oh, baby. Okay, that makes a big difference. I guess he was holding his baby. And he didn't even catch the baby. Like, you let her go. So, now the baby has shaken baby syndrome and DCFS is involved. Yeah. Department of Children and Family Services. That's parenting right there. That really is parenting. Oh, my gosh. But it's weird, you know. But, oh, well. People are. Some guy, like, you know how sometimes they throw the ball? Mm-hmm. Some guy, like, leapt for it. Like, you know how people leap for it? Like, in baseball, they should try to catch it. But he leapt over, like, some lady and all her food. And when he got up, he had, like, all this ketchup and mustard. And so did the lady. And he didn't even catch the ball. Oh, man. Yeah. Another one I seen, like, it was on a TV show. But I had seen it online, too. Somebody had hit a foul ball. And instead of the guy, you know, like, coming towards them. Instead of the guy being a gentleman and, like, trying to, you know, save his girlfriend. No, everything is free game there. Like, everything's just. Like, he moved out of the way and she got beamed right in the face. Oh, my gosh. That's like boyfriend material. That's like husband material, isn't it, huh? Oh. Okay. So we're going to take a little break now. Give us a call back at. Well, give us a call. Nobody's called. 1-800-893-9562. This is Verbal Vomit. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Where do you think I come from? I don't know. You come from the Bronx. I'm from a bad family. My mama raised me right. Your mama raised you? I don't do no drugs. I'm a good boy. Oh, yeah, you are. That's good. Tracy Morgan is a good boy. Hey, my mom's calling me on the other line. I'm going to have to answer that. My battery's about to die. Okay, tell Mama Morgan we say hi. Hey, man. I will. I will. Thanks for calling me. Thanks, Tracy. Hey, man. Peace out. Hey, y'all. Check out my new best of Saturday Night Live. Coming out soon. We will. Love you long time. Love you long time, too. Okay, so you were getting back to your tequila suicide because that shit was funny. I want to know more about this tequila suicide stuff. The tequila suicide is not funny. Well, it's not funny, but it sounds stupid because it is dumb. So go ahead and elaborate more on it. They also got in trouble, this company, because they also had 20 prostitutes. Wow. And they billed it to the company for a total of 83,000 euros. Do you know how much money that is? I wouldn't know how to convert euros into dollars, but I'm pretty sure it's a pretty good hundred change. 7,109 euros is one dollar. Go. Okay. Well, that's a huge amount of dinero. I would have to say. Hey, you're going to have to start learning because isn't that going to be like the money of the world or something? Euro? Are they trying to convert the money all into euros or something? Well, they've converted the European, all the European countries have mostly all went to the euro, but it still doesn't, you know, we. It's winning. I'm sorry, but Americans will never lose a dollar. We'll never, I mean, come on, we cry about keeping the dollar bill, the paper one, but we won't use the dollar coin. So, yeah, we're going to. The dollar coin's retarded because it looks like a freaking 50 cents. Well, it's gold. And the dollar, oh, when it could meet you? Yeah. That's not how you say it. That's not her name. When it can meet you. But it's like the same size. No, they made the dollar retarded. They made the dollar. They should have made it like a square. Apparently Bukowski agrees with you. He's like, yeah. Like on The Simpsons when Moe's calling the listen lady. Oh, yeah. And he's like, I'm asking her. I'm asking her, hey, listen lady. I need you to listen. But, okay. So, you got caught with prostitutes, a shitload of money, tequila suicide. What else is going on with this guy? Well, nothing. Like they're trying to, you know, say that he was snorting coke, but it wasn't such the case then. It was snorting salt. Yeah. Okay. Now, I'm sure you're aware of these little things called lemons, right? The little green and white packet. A lemon? A lemon. It's like. Oh, old school. Yeah, those packets. You buy them from the ice cream truck? Yeah. Or Asians. And they had them yellow. Yeah. Those were the picante ones. Did you get the green or the yellow? I got the green one. I was in sixth grade and I got the green one. And my friend was like, I'll give you a dollar if you snort a lime. You like fajín? What is that? Fajín is the chili with the salt. My mom loves that shit. You put that on fruit. Oh, yeah. It's already mixed, so you don't have to. Yeah. They make other different variations of that stuff too. So, you snorted chili? I snorted that limon stuff. I mean, I will say this. It burned the shit out of my mouth. Oh, my God. It was a dollar. I could just imagine. That was... The whole baggie? No, no, no. We got the bag. We put it out. We crunched up. We made a little lime. Oh, okay. I'll give you a dollar if you snort a lime. No. No. But I will say this. My boogers tasted like citrus for about a day or two. Yeah. I would have to say that. That's gross. But squeeze... I mean, there's things out there. People actually putting alcohol in their eye just to get the high. Just to get drunk quicker. The burn? Oh, to get high? Yeah. I don't know why. Drunk, I mean. Our old plumber or I think he was like a construction guy. I don't know. My mom knew. And she went to Mexico and he was all like, hey, bring me back some alcohol because I need it to like massage something or I don't know. He had made some reason. Yeah, right, dude. He was putting it in his Coke. Like his... Not Coke, but like, yeah, his soda drink. Was your mom bringing that sugar? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know you could get drunk off that. That's just nasty. It's pure liquor. It's really strong. A little... It's like moonshine for Americans. Like cane is like... That's the basis where rum comes from, you know? Oh, my gosh. So that's like freaking like black tar heroin before it's like... Well, for alcoholics, I guess. Yeah, like the equivalent of... Like, you know, it's... People have their things, you know? It's moderation. That's the key. But, you know, my friends and I, we're discussing this. How... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In this world, we just keep trying to go... Actually, I was listening to it last week. You guys were... You guys brought up a good point about how people are going to extremes with stuff, with sex, with alcohol, with drugs. I mean... With religion. With religion. I mean, we... Doomsday is in October. I can't do that. Well, if it didn't happen in May because his math was wrong, I don't think it's going to happen in October, you know? And that Mayan calendar, well, they said... October 21st, just in case you wanted to know exactly. Exactly. So you could, like, quit your job and... Well, I don't know. Get rid of your worldly possessions and liquidate all your accounts? Well, then I'm a few months early because I didn't quit my job. Because that already... I didn't quit my job. I got laid off, but... You liquidated all your accounts? But I'm going to liquidate all the assets and all the records. Okay. You're halfway there? You know, I have to go to the Melrose Trading Post to sell all my junk down the street, you know, and live like... You know, my friends and I were talking about how it's cool, you know, you're beginning, you're drinking, you know, how everybody goes to that phase where they're going to rebel against their parents. So they start, you know, drinking or doing drugs. And then you see, after a few years later, some people get out of that funk. Like, hey, well, you know, I'm not going to, you know, I'll fuck... And some people never leave. And some people never do. And those are the ones that are selling shit on the street or will fucking suck your dick for a crack hit, you know? Suck your dick for some blow. Suck your dick for some blow. It's just like... I mean, I've never gotten... Is that what it sounds like? That may be. I've never gotten to that point. I've never gotten to that point where I've... Thank goodness. Where I've had a suck dick for drugs or alcohol. I wouldn't do it. Well, no, I wouldn't do it. I think it has to do with different people's wirings. Because, I mean, you can try something and nothing. But I think some people, they try it and then they're like kind of fucked because they like want it. You've tried some drugs. And I've tried drugs. We've all tried drugs. You've tried some stuff where it... You've tried some stuff. Where nothing's happened to you, right? Like, it's happened to me too. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, what can't I... Why do I keep on doing nothing? Oh, eat. It was E. I did E one time and nothing happened. You know? Well, the last time I did E, it was a good experience, man. I mean, I felt good. I was like really happy and everything was like awesome. But, man, I could not get that horny feeling away. And it's just like you can... It was just crazy. I needed to find some poon and I couldn't find any. Oh, that's kind of my style. Maybe you should plan out your E experiences better. You know, you never plan out drug use like that because it never works out. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. I'm dating a girl. You have to have it like readily on hand so when it's a good time for you, I guess. I mean, did you ever have those friends who just hung out with you just because you were doing shit? Like you were doing either blow or smoking weed? There were rumors that something like that happened. But, I mean, I think that's just the nature of drug use. Yeah. Because, I mean, drug people need... I mean, people need people to use drugs with. Yeah, of course. Well... Well, I mean, I smoke weed by myself. I'm sure you smoke weed by yourself. I mean, I do. I do all the time. Narc. You know. Yeah. Here come the police. Who's smoking weed in there? I mean, I smoke weed by myself all the time. The one thing I don't do is I don't get drunk at home by myself. I can't do that. When I drank, sometimes I would if I was like really bored. I would just like drink and watch TV. One time I got so wasted. I was living at my parents' house. I got wasted on a bottle of Jack. Instead of being a... I was a productive drunk. I cleaned up my room. Like spotless. Oh, I see. Spotless. I ended up barfing in the shower, but it was worth it. Okay. It was even all like fun. It's all like, I'll just rinse this way. Like, you know, I mean, but I can't, you know, I don't drink by myself. I have a couple of beers or I'll have a... Well, that's one thing I don't do. I don't have alcohol, like mixed, like alcohol, alcohol, like liquor at my house. I have beer. I think if I was to have liquor, I think I would go out of control with that stuff. Because I used to be like a real crutch of mine. I stopped dating this guy because... I don't know. Like it just... Like he... We drank a nightcap one time. Like he drank right before going to bed. And to me, it's just like, okay, why would you do that if you're going to go to sleep? And so it was just a nightcap. I'm like... You know what? You know what somebody told me that... That's concerning. Somebody told me that if drinking alcohol before you go to bed doesn't really help you go to sleep, unless you're really drunk. You know, excuse me. Sorry about that. But... Because what alcohol is, is sugar. And your body starts breaking down that sugar and starts burning it, so you're up. And I've noticed that. Like I'll have a drink. I'll get like a little drunk. But then I'll get that burst of energy. You know, because I'm not going to bed anytime soon. Well, it's carbs in it too, no? Well, that's what sugar is. It's carbs. And it's so like, you know, you're up. But I used to, you know... But dating the guy with... A nightcap's cool. Like if you're not going to go to bed for like, you know, maybe an hour or two. No, we were like getting ready to go to bed. Oh, I need a beer. And then I went... I think I went to the bathroom and like passed by the kitchen. And I'm like... I saw like an empty shot thing. And I'm like... And I was just like, will you drink here? You know, he's like, yes, a nightcap. I'm like... No, a nightcap to me is a cocktail. Like at one in the morning. And then I'm going to be up till like three. Because I'm going to eat some tacos or something. That's a nightcap, you know? I don't know. But like going home and taking a shot before going to bed. To me, it was just like a freaking bad sign. Yeah, that's a bad sign right there. You may be dating an alcoholic, you know? You may be dating an alcoholic if they're... You said you were dating somebody that something happened? Well, I used to date an alcoholic, you know? I mean... Crack of dawn. Like as soon as she got up for work, she would start drinking. She would have a shot. Really? A shot of vodka before she went to work. And she would always put Bailey's Irish Cream in her coffee. And she would get loaded before work. And she would drive to work drunk. She was a functioning... She was a functioning alcoholic. Yeah, a functioning alcoholic. And one time we were getting down to the hibbity-jibbity. And she had... Yeah, we were... She literally had to drink... To get... To get ready to, you know, to let's get... She drank a 40 in 10 minutes. And then we had sex. It was good sex. It was... Hold on. I need to freaking get drunk for this. Yeah, it was good sex. Isn't that offensive? Were you offended that you had to get drunk to... Well, I was having... I was drinking too, you know? It wasn't like I was sober. But I realized the next day when she went home, I was like, Wow, she's an alcoholic. I don't think I could hang with that. You know? I don't mind a social drinker who gets a little... You know, gets a little ripped. Okay, that's cool. But if you're drinking on a constant basis, I don't want that. I got shit for being a social drinker for one of my boyfriends. It's like, well, I mean, I called it social drinking because I was only drinking when I was out. But like, yeah, I barfed. Well, you would drink to excess. Is that excess? Have you barfed? If you're... Well, how many drinks would you be into before you barfed? I don't know. I don't remember. Hello. I mean... I was told I barfed. Okay, well, if you're drinking and you're drunk, you don't remember the next day, then yeah, you're probably binge drinking. Because I know people who... Yeah. Who like after a stressful project... That's why I had to stop. Yeah, after a stressful project or after like a stressful week, they'll like party it up for that Friday, Saturday and get wasted, completely hammered, and then they don't remember shit the next day. Yeah. That was me on Friday. That's what I didn't like about drinking, because not remembering and if you're a girl is not cool. Yeah. Apparently... I don't know. Apparently when I went out Friday, I had three drinks. And then when people tell you what you did, is that what happened? On Friday, people told you what you did? Yes. And I was surprised that I actually called one of my friends up to talk shit to him. And I didn't know that. You didn't know that? I didn't know that. I looked at my phone the next day. I go, why did I call so-and-so? And I looked. I'm like, what the fuck? You know? And I called him up. I go, did I call you last night? He's like, yeah. You called me. You were just talking shit to me because I had talked shit about your post. I'm like, really? I don't remember that. I don't remember being... There was a Coke bottle in my fridge. It was already open. I don't remember bringing it in. What were you talking shit about? He told you what you were talking shit about. Because I took a picture of my tacos. And they were like... It was just a greasy mess of tacos and guacamole and sour cream and salsa everywhere. And he just said something. He offended your tacos. You had to stand up for... I had to. The drunk in me had to stand up for the rights. So... You're like, you can talk shit to me, but my tacos? Yeah, don't talk shit about my food. What I put in my body is my business. You know? You can talk about... Well, I saw it. I forgot what show that was. That they used to travel to different dimensions. And one time they traveled to a place that the guy... Because one of the guys was fat. And he wanted to order hamburger and fries or whatever. And they're like, oh, do you have your screening or your permission or something? And he's like, what are you talking about? She's like, oh, don't worry about it. And they tested his blood. And they're like, oh, I'm sorry. You're not healthy enough. You don't pass or whatever. He's like, what? I want to eat it. Was this a TV show? Yeah. Was this Doctor Who? I know. It was like one that they traveled to different places. Different times. Different times? No. No? I love Scott Bakula. No. Who doesn't like Scott... Spock Bakula. Spock Bakula. Baklava. Who doesn't like Spock Baklava? All right, then. So that's crazy. Love food. Don't hate me because I love my food. Don't hate me. Because then you'll get a drunk phone call from Dave. Yeah. Defending his... I think I really... And it was funny because it was just three drinks. Three drinks. The last drink. It really kicked my ass. Like, I apparently... There's a bargain right there. 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And then we have to report it. What I did tell Dave that we should go, but it was closed because they close early, is psychiatry kills. Yeah, you were telling me that. Now, is that run by the Scientologist? It's hold on. Okay. Pump your voice. Okay. Okay. It's a controversial subject. And I was surprised because I work in mental health. And, you know, some of my beliefs are like, you need to see both sides of the thing, right? So like me, I'm pro meds, of course. Some people aren't. Tom Cruise and all the Scientologists. But the museum is really cool because it shows you like all, they really, they have artifacts. Like from back in the day. Like they have like the real thing. Like I have some like chairs and they have like some, and it goes throughout the history of like, how psychiatry developed. I don't agree with everything. But it's interesting. To interrupt you for one second. One. Now with psychiatry back then, it was basically just lobotomies, right? No, there's a whole other history. Really? I presented it at work and I was just like, oh wait. And once people heard Scientology, they were like, oh no, everyone like stopped listening. And I was just like, no, like there's artifacts like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like, actually that's kind of like a mid, mid kind of thing. Before they would do like the drowning thing. Like they would dunk them in water. Were they witches? Well, I mean, I guess they were trying to exercise gains. I don't know. And then they had this, this chair, they had like a scale model. It's this chair, like on a, like a chain or something. And they spit it really fast. What's that going to do? Get you really dizzy? Back in the day, like they were just trying to figure out how to, how to make people sane, you know? Yeah. I mean. And then they had a Columbine like classroom like thing and it had information on the students and the, you know, the killer guys that were there and how it's tied to that they had already been in therapy and already had meds and look what they did. But you know, I do agree with some things like, you know, some things can be like if you alter your diet, I'm sure everyone ate cleaner and healthier. Well, yeah. You'd have less depression. And if you exercise more, that's been shown to decrease depression sometimes as much as antidepressants. But if you're not going to do it, then freaking meds yourself up. That's cool. Cholesterol medication. If people would just change their diet, there wouldn't be a need. Some diabetes can be reversed. Blah, blah, blah. So I told the guy, I was like, all right, so I work in mental health. I finally, we didn't want to say what we were like when we walked in me and my friend Jen. Yeah. Or like, cause we already know how they feel. But I was like, okay, well, you know, I'm going to go to the doctor. I was like, okay, well, you know, say I have a client and they don't want to get on meds. What? Well, we have doctors that this and this and that. I'm like, okay, well, where do we, where do I refer them? Oh, well we have our own. I'm like, where? So they finally gave me like a, they have like a referral sheet, like different doctors that will, I guess, work with you, but non medication. See, my thing is like I was on meds for a while. I think they do help to a certain degree. Yeah. And I think they don't work. Like with me, I felt like my doctor was just being a pusher. Like I'd go in, he would just prescribe and that would be it. Yeah. You know. Well, it's good to get a second opinion because just there's good and bad in everything. And my other thing that I have against psychiatry would probably be they're too quick to judge on kids. I mean, if a kid's out of control, doesn't necessarily mean he has ADD. Doesn't necessarily mean he has ADHD or he needs Ritalin or he needs this. You know? And so I think when they're growing up, they turn out perfectly fine. You know? I mean, psychiatry for us back when we were kids, it existed. But you didn't really, you know, they just thought it was just a natural process growing up. Now you take your kid to the psychiatrist. Oh, your kid has this. Your kid's something wrong with your kid. You know? Well, I mean, I worked at a psychiatric hospital and there was this couple and it was really sick. Like the kid was like four. Okay. You've had kids. kids you tell me how four-year-olds behave do they have tantrums all the time yes they would bring the kid in when it would have when it when he or she i don't remember would have a tantrum and they're just like oh no one understands and we called the police and we called the fire department and they said that they couldn't do anything what the hell you know what that is called that's called being a fucking lazy parent be a parent okay you you run into some of these kids and you're just like why are you so messed up and then you meet the parents and you're like oh my god i'd be messed up too that explains it all you know i mean i've known kids or i you know some some i have some family that that are probably on meds and i don't know because i don't ask and then there's some that are just you know well off without it and then there's the ones that self-medicate and then there's the ones that should be but don't do anything about it exactly are the ones that are always you know in denial or nothing's wrong with me are you crazy it's the whole world's it's like this whole conspiracy thing they have against everything else it's called paranoia it's a psychotic thing yeah now i i would i would check out this the thing you know even though it's run by scientologists i don't really care i just wanted i'm just curious to see where the history of psychiatry came from that's what i'm saying i mean just to educate yourself because i don't know any other museum like that it's free you don't have to believe what i mean people go to church do they believe everything that's they're talking about now do they try to get you to go into the scientology no no it's it's it's independent it's independent it's independent from from the church like i mean that's they have a gift shop and there was actually some cool shirts but i don't know if i have the ball to wear them because i don't believe in it like it would be like um kids on meds turn into school shooting school shooters or whatever they had like a gun like like the like the graphics on it were really cool but i don't know yeah and they had like some videos and some books but what they do ask you upon leaving is if you'd be willing to um bring in people like if you're like a child who's like i don't know i don't know i don't know if you're if you're willing to bring in something like that and all of a sudden becomes an amway commercial yeah i was like the pyramid schemes of all each of you guys bring in two people but i mean i've invited people but no one wants to go like once they hear and i mean i'm not gonna i don't want to trick people and be like hey let's go to psychiatry kills museum like i've already been there it's pretty cool and then you didn't tell me actually it doesn't even say scientology it says um commission of human rights or the citizens commission of human rights that's on um sunset right yeah okay right by nickelodeon studios okay i think so okay so and they also have a number like if you get hospitalized or a kid gets hospitalized that because they're against that too um i don't know how they do it but they're supposed to help you get them out i mean do we do we actually do we live in i mean we do live in a society where oh unfortunately where a pill can kill all your ills like that um you know look you know that's the one thing i will say about this when i was medicated prescribed by you know and i was actually helping me with that it's you're supposed to come to the point to where when you're taking meds where you don't there comes a point where you don't need it no more orson welles you know you don't you don't use it you don't need it you don't need the therapy anymore people who constantly use therapy or constantly on those pills that's like their new crutch well rich people can afford therapy yeah real therapy because what i used to get was uh that mass that you know that uh industrial therapy where you go in for a 45 minute session which is actually a 30 minute session they charge you like like i don't know how much like 20 simoleons you're out of there you see the doctor in two weeks you talk about you know so how did you how how were you on your meds for the past two weeks uh same thing as it was last week you know you're not going to be able to get everything's fine all right then he came to the point where he told me i don't need to see you anymore and then but that's not the case with everybody that's not the case with everybody because the last time i went he didn't really want to he didn't really care about what was wrong with me he just wants to know if the pills were working that they were that's all the psychiatrist's role is you know just to prescribe the meds a therapist is the one that you know and okay so this so i i'll talk a little bit about that um so a therapist because there's so many okay a psychiatrist is a doctor who went to medical school they did a specialty in psychiatry just like a doctor would go get a specialty in podiatry and they're a pediatrician so they work with kids psychiatry they can prescribe meds a regular doctor even though they're not a psychiatrist can prescribe psychotropic meds psychotropic meds are you know for mental disorders um also a nurse practitioner can prescribe meds a therapist cannot prescribe meds they can only they can only just be recommended no we cannot recommend we can't we could recommend to see to get a consult but we can't make a recommendation for a certain drug because we're that's out of our scope of practice okay mfts social workers mfts is marriage and family therapists okay social workers are um someone that went to accredited social work school and psychologists can all do therapy okay i just want to correct you because you said podiatrists and pediatrics were baby doctors those are pediatricians those are foot doctors yeah podiatry pediatrician i need to see a podiatrist i have some really bad feet i think my feet smell i think you need to take care oh i heard um black tea if you yeah if you get black tea and you like soak it in there you can let it cool down or whatever the tenastic acid or ten some kind of acid that it has helps with that i heard epsom salt helps with that too i was laying in my bath i was laying in my bathtub full of epsom salt and water and relaxing my muscles and apparently with reading it's good for you your feet it's a good expo exfoliator for your face oh yeah all kinds of epsom salt i mean all the stuff that you would that i would see if you run out of exfoliant exfoliant or did i mess that word up too no you actually said i think i messed it up i'm not really sure all right so we're gonna we're gonna wrap this up now we're wrapped this up we're gonna play the last two tracks here on verbal vomit and we'll catch you on the flip side of these tracks and think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think 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