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I think what I want to do is I want to talk just for a second.
I wrote this out and it's very close to my heart because I was down there and I watch our police and our firemen down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down.
And I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in action.
I saw the bravest people I've ever seen, including the construction workers, including every person down there.
That's what New York values about.
And so I wrote out a little something and I'd like to talk about the New York values that we all know so well.
The values that make us love this state, despite its problems.
We love this state.
We know it's going to come back.
If I'm president, it's going to come back so fast you won't even believe it.
You watch.
New York's alright.
New York's alright.
New York's alright.
It likes saxophones.
New York's alright.
It's going to be pushed in front of us some way.
New York's alright if you like tobacco, no stress New York's alright if you like bargain jazz New York's alright if you're a homosexual New York's alright New York's alright New York's alright Like saxophone New York's alright if you like drugs in your doorway New York's alright if you wanna freeze to death New York's alright if you wanna get fucked or murdered New York's alright if you like saxophones New York's alright New York's alright New York's alright Like saxophones New York's alright New York's alright New York's alright Making people in Kabul anxious that the deserving obviously are able to conduct an attack of this size in the heart of the capital guitar solo I am a man who walks alone And when I'm walking a dark road At night or strolling through the park When the light begins to change I sometimes feel a little strange A little anxious when it's dark Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Fear of the dark I have a constant fear That something's always near Fear of the dark Fear of the dark I have a phobia That someone's always there Have you run your fingers down the wall And have you felt your next day fall When you're searching for the light Sometimes when you're scared to take a look At the corner of the room You sense that something's watching you Fear of the dark, fear of the dark I have a constant fear that something's always near Fear of the dark, fear of the dark And the phobia that someone's always near Have you ever been alone at night Thought you heard what's left behind And turned around and no one's there And as you go You're quickening up your pace You're finding how to look again Because you're sure there's someone there Fear of the dark, fear of the dark I have a constant fear that something's always near Fear of the dark, fear of the dark And the phobia that someone's always near Fear of the dark, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark It kills me, fear of the dark guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Watching horror films the night before Debating witches and folklore The unknown troubles on your mind Maybe your mind is playing tricks You sense that suddenly I see A dancing shadow from behind Fear of the dark Fear of the dark I have a constant fear that something's always near Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Have a phobia that someone's always there Fear of the dark Fear of the dark I have a constant fear that something's always near Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Have a phobia that someone's always there Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Fear of the dark Fear of the dark I look into a dark and lonely night I look across and there are people sitting Sky is black, there's only two lights And I'm watching as my hands are tied to your head So come Tonight Tonight Tonight When something here comes out to keep me alive Shattered me, my eyes are wide open Screams of a sinner pierce my head In the dark Tonight To come Tonight To open the sky Evil Sinner Evil Sinner Evil Evil Evil Let the waves of life be high Send a move of kingdom there I know a curse is never never tried We summon all the sinners and we stand up We will Check out Tonight The moon Is gone Evil Sinner Evil Sinner Evil Sinner Evil Sinner Evil Evil Evil Evil I just called to say I love you.
Do you have it?
Yeah.
Great.
We have it.
Great.
Can I have it then?
No.
No, you can't.
Why not?
Well, it's sentimental, tacky crap.
That's why not.
Do we look like the kind of store that sells I just called to say I love you?
Go to the mall.
What's your problem?
Do you even know your daughter?
There's no way she likes that song.
Oh, oh, oh.
Is she in a coma?
Oh, okay, buddy.
I didn't know it was pick on the middle-aged square guy day.
My apologies.
I'll be on my way.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
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It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It's a lie, it's a lie It is this bill We take this bill Line at the sta-ydd wall We take it away We feel We now are heroes to the crime And I can't spell what I don't think Oh Oh This is the world In the end We just can't walk I just can't move I just can't move I just can't move It's a simple We die alone And I just can't move I just can't move It's a simple We die alone And I just can't move And I just can't move It's a simple We die alone And I just can't move And I just can't move And I just can't move Quit porter porter Suspended from the world, watching all crumble Abandoned, dreaming, burst in bubble There is no one at the end of the tunnel No one at the end of the tunnel I'm fleeing, I'm suffering Another defeat And I was a trial Shocking on a level I had a little smile I thought it'd be simple But I crossed over To another side Crawled into a hole Three feet wide Root of the problem Root of the problem Crawled And the tower laid for the sequel And the tower laid for the sequel Problems Problems Problems Crawled All right, Dan Dismal, what did we hear?
Oh, well, uh, we heard some Behold the Monolith.
Uh, I think the song was Philosopher's Blade.
Hey, yeah.
Off the Architects of the Void record.
And then we heard one of my favorite bands, which is 16.
First time I heard those guys was on a Cry Now, Cry Later composition that was put out by Chris Elder, who's the singer for Despise You.
So, he used to have his record label Pessimizer.
So, a little scene history.
For you guys, that was on the Bridges to Burn record.
It's called Throwing the Towel, which is what sometimes I feel like doing, but I don't.
And both those bands are going to be playing the Mini Murder Fest, correct?
Yeah, both of them are going to be on Sunday.
With a lot of other great bands, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
How can people get tickets again?
Once again, just go to churchofthe8thday.com and it's 8th as the letter, not the letter, the number 8, T-H.
But churchofthe8thday.com or just search out Glendale Complex.
And then you'll find the links there.
And let's mention this.
It's a three-day event.
Yep.
Can't make it Friday, go Saturday.
You can't make it Saturday, go Sunday.
If you can make it all three, go.
But the point is, is there some amazing bands that are going to be playing this three-day festival.
Go out and support live music.
And one more thing.
Whether it's Dan Dismal, Church of the 8th Day, or any promoter, respect the venue, respect the promoter, respect the artist.
Respect yourself.
Dan, anything else to say?
Yet again, if you guys, for all the shows that we do, churchofthe8thday.com, everything that we have, I totally tell you guys to go out and check out all the bands.
When you go to the shows, buy their merch.
Don't ask for it for free.
Pick up their records.
I'm guilty of that.
Remember that none of these bands are making a ton of money.
They need your support just as much as I do.
And then again, at the end of the day, thank you all for supporting what we do.
The true supporters of what I do is the fans.
And the ones who break bread and come up to the door and spend ridiculous amounts of money to see these events on a weekly, nightly, monthly, yearly, whatever it is.
For 16 years, people of L.A.
have supported this thing.
Right on, man.
Well, what about you, my friend?
You've been talkative throughout the whole evening.
Anything else you'd like to add there?
I'd like to give a shout-out to the show's sponsor, which is Double D's Pissy Peas.
Taste the tang of the wang.
Are you serious?
Is that for real?
No, that's my...
So I have a pickle business that I'm going to be starting.
I also have a cheese business.
It's my...
I go under my stepfather's name, Richard.
So it's Richard's Cheese.
And then also my piss pickles that I will be serving at venues.
So you guys, when you come in and you're hungry, you can go ahead and have Daniel Dismal's Piss Pickles.
All right.
Taste the tang of the wang.
As we mentioned, Nausea will be playing Saturday and Sunday.
Saturday at Characters in Pornhub.
Pomona Sunday at the Mini Murder Fest at the Complex in Glendale.
Make sure you check them out.
A Terrorizer LA will be coming July 20th, 21st, and 22nd.
And on your face.
Go check it out.
The real Terrorizer.
We're going to end the show with a track by a fantastic band called Winter Thrall, which features two amazing musicians that play in some incredible bands, Destroy Judas and fucking Faust and Evil Dead.
And we can go on and on and on.
They're going to be playing Friday.
At the Mini Murder Fest.
So again, check out the Mini Murder Fest.
Pick the day or go on all three days.
And again, thank you for listening.
See ya.
Chester, take it away.
See ya.
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I'm waiting for the magic wind to command us forever falling down Alone I can feel the heat of the sun The heat of life is all I want I don't care about what's over Fighting the cold and burning hard Forever I'm not content, I'm not content Something was witnessed by a force By the will, through my own words Telling the truth and follow the light around It is the porter I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I I I Yeah Yeah Devils Standing on confines You're still to take your own It's time to make your lies What to have What to have What to have What to have What to have What to have What to have What to have What to have The sun is hot Green with empty Oh it's white Death is here It is the sun Thanks for watching.
See you next time.
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