My mic's not on. Now it is. Hey, bienvenue to the Jake Gallagher program. I am Jake Gallagher and this is the Jake Gallagher program. Hi, Dad. Hey, my dad is actually probably listening right now. We could say hi to my dad. What's up, Marie's dad? Hey, Mark Bollinger. My dad might be listening too. Also the father of them all. Wade Boggs. Wade Boggs might be listening right now. You guys can come in. At least one of you should totally grab a microphone, if not two. I'm really stoked about the interaction of our first couple guests with each other. But before we say who they are, first we must say who we are. I'm joined by my lovely, lovely co-hosts. Shane Carpenter. Preston Thalendroma. Marie Bollinger. Hey, Kyle, verbs guy. You know what, though, Jake, I've been thinking about this. You don't like my verbs voice? Jake, I've been thinking. I don't think you really need us. Yeah? Yeah, we're holding you back. You don't need us. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are like, like cement shoes. You're carrying us right now, like Jordan carried the bulls. I'm floating down under the ocean. Yeah, I'm like Jordan, and you guys are like bulls. We're all Tony Coo Coach. Yeah, whatever that means. Yeah. Is that a sports reference? Because I don't even know how to climb a tree. There's two things that Jake Gallagher cannot do, and it's sports. Don't say tie his shoes. And mathematics. There's two things that I can do. One is play air hockey. Really? Yeah, I'm really, I was born good at air hockey. Did we get all of our hosts introduced to Preston? Did you say your name? Yeah, I already did. What's your name again? Preston Fallon Romer. Hey, we got some really, really, really, really exciting guests in the house this evening. I'm excited in a spiritual way. I'm excited in my pants, but that's it. Really? I thought I saw a bump when you walked in. Yeah, I mean, I was trying to hide it with my sweater. We've got Josh Sussman from Glee. Woo! What's up, Josh? Hey, thanks for having me on the show. Josh Sussman is like Woody Allen meets Screech. He's got a cool fro. Thank you. But you know what he's really like? He's like Josh Sussman. He's like the custard in my donut. Really? Do you remember that time when that guy tried to make a show about you and me? Yes. It was February. February 2006. Josh remembers the specific dates of everything. Josh, when did we meet? February 2005. What? Somebody ask him a date of something. Wait, wait, Josh. Wait, wait, when did... What's that movie with the handy cam and there's a monster in New York? What's that movie called? Cloverfield. When did Cloverfield come out, Josh? I can't tell you. 21st century. I thought you were like Robocop, dude. I could tell you when Titanic came out. When did Titanic come out? Because I love that movie. December 19th, 1997. When did Obama get elected? Oh, this past election term. Boom. You said he couldn't get it. I actually heard something on NPR with this guy who has a perfect memory, a completely perfect memory, and he just answered everything like that. They were like, oh, this is a figure skating. So that means he's really stupid in other things. What would they be? Like driving a car? My memory is far from perfect. I just remember meeting the special ones. You sound different on the microphone, man. It's like you have like a different accent. Oh, I'm so tired and I'm a little shaken up. I had a frightening experience in the parking lot. Really? Did someone come at you with like a knife or a machete? No weapons. You ran into our secret special guest? Is that what happened? Is that who... Is this a prank? No. Was I being punked with their hidden cameras? No, no, no. No. No. No pranks here. We swear. Because you used to prank me. Jake used to prank me. You'd make prank phone calls when we first met. Yeah. Apparently I was a lot more crafty back then. That's how you know Jake likes you. Yeah. I would call him up and I'd be like, Excuse me. Did you leave a wet towel on the exercise equipment in your building? Because I have complained and you will be ejected from the premises. Ejected. Like the eject button. We would argue for hours. I'd be like, I didn't. I always wipe off the machines when I'm done. And I was afraid of being kicked out of my building. I didn't want to be ejected from my building like the eject button. Now before we continue, I have to introduce our other guest. Not our secret guest who's sitting right next to our real other guest. Come on. They're both real, but I mean, I could be imagining them. I really don't know. I'm that solipsistic. We've got Bunny Holiday. Yeah. And I'm telling you, you look awesome in those pink pants. Thank you. She's wearing a midriff too. I don't know anyone that can wear pink pants like you can. They're like football pants. Yeah. They actually have suede patches for all of you guys that can't see them on the knees. I can't believe that. I didn't even notice that. I need to take a picture. Yeah. Let's all take pictures. Let's all stop the radio broadcast and take pictures. Let's crawl under the table and take pictures. Send me a picture message. Hold on. Let's take pictures. There's a picture. There's a picture. There's a half naked beautiful woman here. I want to see these suede. I'm looking for the suede pockets. No, I'm texting someone right now. There's a half naked beautiful woman standing across from me. Oh my God, there are suede pockets. Dude. Those are awesome. Please enjoy five minutes of silence while we all fucking go without. Instagram is busy right now. That's really cool. We have a video guy. We have a video guy, Alex Gutierrez, and he's arriving. He'll arrive right after we're all finished being exciting about her being naked. Then he's going to show up and do a video of it. That's the business. Just because she's beautiful does not mean that she has to get naked. Please, play the that's the business noise. That's the business. Yeah, you're right. They shouldn't invent something. It's kind of your priority. Bunny, can you- It's kind of my thing. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. She's really actually naked. She's purple from the waist down. That's how I look all the time. I thought that looked like flesh. Can you just tip the microphone over to Prolific just for a moment so Prolific can say hi? Oh yeah, of course. Just to say hi. Swing. Yeah, we got always Prolific on the beats in the house tonight, and some, like, Simpsons noises, right? Yeah. Nice. I think it's time to reveal our secret special guest. Yeah. Josh, will you provide some sort of expectant noise for us? And the secret special guest is- Pop Levi. Pop Levi. Pop Levi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this happened last time. We did a huge round of applause for one guest, and then the other guests were like, oh. Like, Tumex was out there like, what about me? Why don't you guys clap for me? Who did we clap for? Who did we spontaneously clap for last time? Nick from Islands. See? I thought I clapped for everyone. Dude, you're like Nick from Islands, bro. Have you ever met Pop Levi? He's like Nick from Islands. They get to clap, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Both of you have experienced that. And Kyle Verbs guy has just entered the studio. Verby S. He's going to be performing at the Paid Dues Tour. He's a very sexy gentleman with large calves. He always wears a red beanie. And any moment now, he'll be in here to experience the gorgeousness of Bunny Holiday. And Pop Levi. Yeah. Thank you. And Marie Bollinger. I mean, we've gotten used to Marie Bollinger because we see her all the time, but. That doesn't make her less gorgeous. That's right. Thanks, Bunny. I'm here for you. I love that. Bunny, this might be a little personal, but I know it's on all of our listeners' minds. Oh, God. I know. I'm nervous. You don't have to answer this. This is one of those tough questions that, you know, we ask to get ratings, but I want to ask you, okay? What is your real age? That is bullshit. That's wrong. I'm 12 years old. Oh, my God. And she doesn't want to reveal that over the... I know. She doesn't have to. She doesn't have to. You've got to ask the tough questions, right? Yeah, but she's almost a teenager, and I'm sure there's some anxiety about it, right? Right. And, like, I'm starting to get acne. You're starting to have feelings for boys, and you're starting to feel them more. Yeah. Well, you're in the right city for that. It's a different world. Yeah. She's going to be allowed to go on dates soon. Yeah. Josh. Parenting is really important at a time, at this stage of life. Yeah. Yeah. Can you provide that parenting, Josh? No, I don't have time in my schedule, but you just have to hope that it's there. So, Josh, you do have a busy schedule. I remember last year I was trying to talk to you, but you were, like, being flown. You were flying all over the country and, like, singing or something, right? Or something. I was doing something. You were, like, giant celebrations. And I flew on planes. Yeah. Airplanes. What was the story? They were, like, sending you everywhere, right? I went to the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. for the Anti-Defamation League. I got to be one of the speakers and speak against hate because there's people out there who hate and discriminate. And I was like, no, don't do that. Don't hate. Don't hate. I would listen. To that. Have you ever been to the Museum of Tolerance? Yes, I have. I've always wanted to go there, but I have not been there yet. I'm always distracted by the Museum of Death. There's such a museum? Yeah. It's all about psychology. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What's the tolerance one about, though? I don't have anything against psychology or tolerance for that matter. I don't even know what that means. What, tolerance? Yeah. No, intolerance. Intolerance? It's like tolerance, but backwards. At the Museum of Tolerance, when you first enter, there's two doors. One door for racists and one door for people who aren't racist. Not racist, but like prejudice. Oh, okay. And if you decide, hey, I'm not prejudiced. I'm going to go through the non-prejudice door. That door is locked. I thought so. Wow. Take your picture in front of the door. Because everyone's prejudiced. A little bit. A little bit. Some more than others. Some people have tiny prejudices. Some have huge ones. Yeah, they're obnoxious. Wow. Huge, obnoxious prejudices. Love all of us. Love everyone. That's what I say. I feel like I really want to ask a smart question of Pop Levi, but I'm dumb. But that's why we have other hosts here. So, Shane, would you like to ask a smart question of Pop Levi? A smart question of Pop Levi. Well, I guess since you're both here, I guess my question would be... I have questions about both of them. How did you guys come to work together? To collaborate on music? How did you meet? We met through living in L.A. Okay. Neither of us are from L.A. So, I guess people who aren't from L.A. sometimes... Well, we're not even from America, obviously. Where are you from? Sorry. I'm trying to... Yeah. Pop Levi, where are you from? Liverpool? Not Manchester. No, I'm not from Manchester. Not from Manchester. Okay. That's good. Oh, yeah. I'm from Canada. And you put on the Facebook thing I was from New York. That's just what whatever I read told me. It's building the myth, though, isn't it? Damn Wikipedia. It said you were from NYC. I'm actually from heaven. Really? That makes sense. That makes sense. Ever since you came in here, I've been dead. In a good way. Like, you know, you like die and go to heaven. And you brought some with you. I have some questions about heaven. I'm excited to hear this. Like, does everyone get their own room? Do you have your own room or do you have to... In heaven? It's whatever you want. Like, do you have your own quarters? She'll share. She has her own house. With all the other dead people. So you get... Do you get, like, your own house? It's not like... I picture, like, a giant hotel and everyone... I was thinking hotel, too. I think there's a... Like the Chelsea Hotel? That's not heaven for lots of people. Oh, yeah. Surely it has to be different for every single one. It's exactly what you want. And is it on, like, clouds? Yeah, of course. Cool. That's not a mess. All the dogs are there. It is for you. It is for you. I was wondering about the dogs. It's just clouds. Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven. I really wanted to meet him. Pop Levi grew up in the suburbs of Birmingham and attended Shrewsbury School, a public school in Shropshire. Between... You can't just read out loud. Come on, Jake. You just have to. It's actually kind of comical that you can't read. Dude, last show, a guy called in and read... the Wikipedia entry for us. He really did. For us. It was hilarious. He was so knowledgeable. Yeah. It was like, how do you know so much about our guest? I already forgot who he was calling in about. I bought some records. This is what we should talk about. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. I like to see you take a leadership role. When I come to L.A. within the first 24 hours, like many people... We go to Amoeba. You just got in today? I can't believe you went without me. I got an amazing... amazing record. Hey, for people that don't know Pop Levi, I'd like to give a quick background on that. Can the camera see that? No. Can it... If I hold it close to the microphone, can you see it? Where are you? Light waves. You can hear it. It's like the day that Alex is really needed. And of course, he's late. But that's all right. That's all right. He needs to get a blow job in the back alley. We can Instagram it. Mahmoud Ahmed is my favorite. What is the title of that? Yegwal Na Betwa? I know what he's called. You found that? Mahmoud Ahmed. He's African. I know. I know. He's my favorite. He's my favorite Ethiopian singer. Oh, I love the guy. So you came in today from where? You were somewhere else. Yeah, from my new home. Uh-huh. Which is? Well, it's kind of a secret. Kansas City. Oh, man. We need exclusives on this show. I'll tell you where it is, but you can't ask any more questions about it because I won't tell you. Okay. It's a tiny Greek island. Really? That sounds awful. Yeah, with almost no people on it. Your life must be miserable. And I'm kind of holed up on the side of a mountain. You're like the Brad Pitt of music. Yeah, it's pretty. I'm going to puke over here. This is gross. Pretty sick. Did you adopt any children? I think that'd make them the cool- I'm thinking about adopting goats. Yeah. I thought you were going to say- Baby goats as children. Goat milk and goat cheese is good for you. I love goat cheese. You can eat them. You can't eat your own children, can you? You can if you're a gerbil. You can drink their milk. Which sometimes I like to pretend I'm a gerbil and just eat my own children all day long. Yeah, right? I'm actually- I'm really, really interested in the records that he bought, though. Well, you want to see some more? Yes, I actually do. I want to know what kind of music you're listening to. Oh, okay, all right. I do. Well, he's a trendsetter, so you got to find out. Then we are going to know what to listen to. Whoa. I mean, you can't- You dropped a couple of dimes. It's hard to show people this because- World- There's some sick choices here. Pop Levi is about to show us what records he bought at Amoeba today. This is what you need to listen to. PGs melt. Oh, nice. Peter Gabriel's face is melting off on this record. This is a good album. PGs melt. You need to buy this. I don't have this one. No, it's original. It's signed by Whoopi Goldberg. Very sick record. He's got a- Genesis by Genesis. Square pagan around mama. It doesn't have to be guilty, though. I know. Why is it guilty? It's just because other people hate on it. Hates? Everyone needs to drop their prejudices. Philip Bailey, Inside Out. You're right. What? We're hating what? Hating Genesis? No, I love Genesis. Did we have calls that said, Genesis and Phil Collins? It says three calls abandoned. I kind of want a call. And look, I know. Nice. I'm just going to tweet, call in right now. Easy lover 12 inch. Easy lover 12 inch. Talk to Pop Levi. I love the font on that. Is in the house. 800-893-9562. Call in and talk to Pop Levi about his Amoeba record purchases. Do it now. Or the witching hour. What is that? This is Zaps, I Play the Talk Box. Oh. Swag. Yeah, say no more. Say no more. Oh, that's awesome. Bohannon, Summertime Groove. Dude, that is the best album cover ever. That kind of looks like you, buddy. The girl in the pink thing? It's a sick record. He's one of my favorite artists. And it's such a hot album cover. Massive. Stevie Wonder's previous drummer, Bohannon. That looks like it could be the cover of a Swag Rapper's album. Couldn't say no to Genesis Duke. Dude, I love that you love Genesis like I do. You really like Genesis. Yeah. I don't feel something up there. I'm kind of getting repetition there. Hey, we got a follow-up question here from Wikipedia. In July 2008, Levi released the follow-up album Never Never Love, which was preceded by the single Dita De Monet. Is that based on any real life experiences? No, I never write songs about real life experiences. You really don't? No. Neither do I. Who would? Who would? I wrote a song about a real life experience. Not even Hades Lady? Sounds like a rebel. I wrote a song about a real life experience and then asked her to be in the music video. Hmm? Oh. And then she showed up to wait to be in the music video. Who? And she ran out of time. Asked for Gilberto. I can't say her name. I didn't. Was it Bunny? Yeah. Switch her first and last name. Sorry. That'll do it. Yeah, nobody can follow that. Your logo, yeah? Yeah, well, that's not my logo. That's the skidrowstudios.com logo, which is our patron saint. It kind of looks like the bird going into a whale. It's a Wi-Fi sign. Yeah. Fuck you, Wi-Fi. And that's how I feel about Wi-Fi. Is that what you were going for, Jeremy? So I'm hip with that. I love it. That's what Jeremy was going for. Fuck you, Wi-Fi. Fuck you. We don't need you. Just like Jake Gallagher doesn't need any of it. That's right. Not. What does everyone here think about the internet? It's taking over, man. It's the only way I get my porn nowadays, so. If it wasn't for the internet, I wouldn't have a radio show. I wouldn't know Jake Gallagher if it wasn't for the internet. I love it. That's true. Do you love it? Yeah. Does anyone here love it? I sleep with it. Does anyone hate it? When you can use it for, you know, good purposes. I love and hate it. So I want to talk a little bit more about our guest, Joshua, Josh Sussman, the fabulous series regular from Glee. Now, if I remember right, Josh, you got the part on Glee when you were hired to do two lines, right? Oh, it's a head-flying. Correct, yeah. Because sometimes I get hired to do two lines, and I think to myself, what if what happens to Josh Sussman will happen to me, and I will be catapulted into fame? Well, I am, I just want to correct, I'm not a series regular on the show. Weren't you? No. What? I thought you were. Get on Wikipedia right now, Jake. You can look it up. Yeah, I'm gonna look it up. I've been on lots of episodes, and sometimes they're regularly, sometimes I appeared regularly on that series. Oh, man. It's about semantics. You would be like, he's a series regular. Yeah, we got a series regular from Malcolm in the Middle that's waiting in the hall. That's the small way to replace you. Oh, he might not make it on the show. Yeah, he might want to change your answer. Yeah, it's the little guy. What's his name? Back to the other question, internet. I think, before the internet, we lived in a simpler time. Things are too accessible, everything's too accessible, there's no privacy or mystery, and if you want to know something, you can find it out right away, which is cool, but. Yeah, I could type exploding walrus into Google right now. And it will give you so many perspectives. On exploding walruses, yeah. It probably exploded a baby walrus out of its vagina. Oh, my God. Do you want to see that? Yes. Yes. Now I do. If you're typing it in. So, Josh, but you are a series regular on Warren the Ape, right? I was, but no one watched it, so it's not on the air anymore. Oh, man, but it's like your favorite show, right? It's like a cult classic. Yeah, it lasted 12 episodes, 12 glorious episodes. Now, it's you and a puppet, right? Yes. And I've seen you host. Marie is like cracking up. I love that. Warren, he was. Who does the puppet? Dan Milano, who's amazing. Is he the triumph of the insult dogs voice? No, it's not. And he's not just the voice. He's the puppeteer. And this took. It's not just the voice. He's the body. It's a spinoff of Greg the Bunny. And so after that show, Warren, who's an ape, he's a puppet, he gets all depressed. He goes, he becomes an alcoholic. He becomes a drug addict. Greg the Bunny. Bunny, have you ever seen this show? No. Does it sound interesting to you? Yeah, sure. You want to watch Warren the Ape? The episodes are available on Hulu or MTV.com. He sees Dr. Drew every week to help him overcome his addictions. And I'm his assistant and I drive him around. Seth Green's been on the show. I even hit Seth Green with my car. Oh, that's amazing. He's got red hair. Oh, it was frightening. But it's just acting. It's make-believe. I mean, I really did hit him. Is acting make-believe? Because I think it's reality. I'm acting. Where's reality make-believe? I'm acting this water bottle into existence right now. But sometimes you do something. See how hard I'm acting? That's deep. Right? That's pretty deep. I'm making this happen with my acting. Yes. But... I'm acting that hard. That's my focus. I can't... I don't know how to respond to that. You're right. Didn't your... If only you could have seen his expression. That was sad. Yeah, if only we had a Ustream going right now. What's up, Alex? Hey, Shane, will you tilt the microphone at him? I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to say hi to Alex. What's up, Jake Gallagher? See, you weren't here when Bunny was flashing her buttocks around the room, basically. Suede pockets. You missed it. Suede pockets. She's not going to do it again. You only get one chance. Aw, darn. Yeah. I wish it was archived and recorded. But, yeah, it's not. It's not. I mean, if you want to see that, you have to go look at her YouTube videos. Tender Young Flesh and Teach Me How to Bunny. Hey, Jake. Hey, Jake. Hey, Jake. What's the third one? The third big one? China Girl. China Girl? China Girl. I haven't seen that yet. I got to watch that. China Girl. What do you think about that? Always prolific. All the ones in. So, I promised Alex that I would give him a little bit of microphone time because he edited the trailer so well. It's like a music video of Nick Thorburn singing and then 2 Megs rapping in the background. Good work, dude. We love you. Good work. Yeah. Good work. Way to be. Way to be. I was really amazed at his off the cuff. Vagina. Vagina. That is off the cuff what? Thanks for taking the words right out of my mouth. I was just predicting based on what you said last time. You were like, da-da-da-da-da, vagina. 90% of the time, I'm going to say something like that. Yeah. Well, we keep it high brow here on the Jake Gallagher program. You know. We keep it middle brow. I wasn't quite, I wasn't thinking high. Yeah. Yeah. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Yeah. In 2009, Levi traveled to Norway. Where's the German? This. Man. It's embarrassing. You don't, you can't embarrass people. I got some real facts about pop. He played bass on one of my favorite albums. On one of my favorite tours for Ladytron. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ladytron's awesome. Did you, did you come to that show? I did. I've seen Ladytron four times. And I saw a Mira Arroyo DJ set up the Avalon. And I love his solo work also. And he also makes movies. And he also produces my music. Oh, shit. Yeah, you're kind of like a, you do a lot of stuff. Yeah. He's a renaissance man. What don't you do? We make videos. I like to call it renaissance. Renaissance. I don't know. Are you athletic? Are you athletic? Yeah. Damn it. Yeah. Words. That's pretty attractive. The fact that you do all that. I don't smoke cigarettes. Oh, see, now that's, that's gross. That's like, you know. Just kidding. Hey. Good job. Lots of people do this. Encore. Hey, let's do a bumper. But, you know, yeah, it's, you know. Can we do a bumper? Let's record a bumper of you saying, I'm Pop Levi, and this is the Jay Gallagher program. Hi. I'm Pop Levi. And this is the Jay Gallagher program. Don't smoke cigarettes. You gotta do it one more time because I was talking over you. Oh, please. That's the number one. Hi, I'm Pop Levi. This is the Jay Gallagher program. Don't smoke the damn cigarettes. Yeah. I love you. What do you think about, what do you think about Hugh Laurie on House? He's got no, no British accent. Oh, wow. You know, I've never seen it. I just imagine what that looks like. He's awesome. What it looks like. Because, you know, that's weird for me. Because I grew up British. I grew up with Hugh Laurie. And to see him go from that English small island character to this intergalactic American television star is mad. It bothers some people. Because it's like he's dead in England. Yeah. People don't watch House, really. So they think, well, where's Hugh? Hey, I watch it. I watch it every night. It's his last season. Hugh used to make us laugh. Yeah. And now he makes people cry. You know, he was in Blackadder with Rowan Atkinson, Mr. Bean. That's the school they come from. Yeah. I was just going to guess that he was from Blackadder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's really good in that. I knew something. He's sick, man. They were really good. They were really good. Yeah. That whole school. Ben Elton, all that school of comedians. Yeah. That was what. So it is kind of a disappointment. It was the first thing after Monty Python. I was kind of into that as a kid. Oh, dude. Yeah. But did you, do you think that he like sold out in that way? Is that kind of how you think of it? I don't know him personally. Okay. I thought you grew up with him. But, well. Yeah. There was a screen between us. Oh, I thought you meant like you were, when you said I grew up with him, I figured like your neighbors or you worked at the same restaurant. No, I had to play in dodgeball. No, just on the same island. I get it. That Greek island where you live. I misunderstood. In a couple minutes. No, no, no. On Great Britain. Oh, I really just kind of like the Greek thing that you're going to say. Not Great Britain, is it? What do you call just the island? Wales? The continent is not the island. No, but, okay, yeah. We won't go down this. The United Kingdom. No one will know. Hey, so in just a couple minutes, we're going to have a DJ set from Always Prolific. Yeah, yeah. Of Hellfire Club, Galaga 2331, E! Super, and other organizations. And he will be playing. He will be playing exclusive tracks in just a couple moments. Then we'll come back with more from Pop Levi, Bunny, Holiday. We got some tracks from Pop and Bunny. And Josh Thussman. And then we've got No Can Do in Deep Valley coming in for the second shift. We're encouraging you to call in. But anyway, that's just what's going to happen in a couple minutes. So, Bunny. Bunny. You have these amazing videos I've seen and enjoy. And you perform, right? Yeah. Yeah. Where might I have caught you perform? I performed at Cinespace. At the Dimac thing. I'm actually. I'm hosting and performing a couple songs at a Stone's Throw night next week. On Thursday the 23rd. Love Stone's Throw. Yeah. So. Wait. What'd you say? Did you say April 23rd? No, it's next week. The 23rd. That's February 23rd. That's the same night as my night that I throw. Yeah, I know. But you can come. Everybody go to the Stone's Throw thing. After party. It starts after. It starts after. It starts afterward, Jake. Wait. Wait, wait, it does. What time does it start? We all win. It starts at two. I can go to it at two? What? You should just take Galaga to the Stone's Throw thing. I know, right? Just say you're not performing. I would leave to go watch her perform. That's. I mean, I shouldn't be in charge of my own program. Is it because I take my clothes off? Yes. Okay. That's why. Good. It'd be great. And I have a thing for 12-year-olds. Somebody does. The last person that rap battled me just. That's going to be used in court. Yeah. The last person that rap battled me spent the last verse and a half just calling me a. A person who likes children. I'm not going to say that word. Yeah. I'm not going to say that word. You're wearing a shirt that says, I like children, though. I'm actually wearing a child that says, I like shirts. And then on the back it says, I touch myself. On the back, there's a symbol of the thumbs up. Yeah. Go for it. And we know where that thumb is going. Double thumbs up. Go children. I actually work on the weekends tutoring teenagers for verbal SATs. And at summer camp. So we probably should. We should spread that. Yeah. You really want to. You want to be careful with what you say is I don't lose my job. That's what I told that guy before he rap battled me. And he was like, I don't care. I'm going to try to ruin your whole life outside of this rap battle situation. On the plus side, you always have candy. Yeah. Candy. Yeah. My cousin loves you, Jake. Your cousin candy? No. My cousin loves all your Friday night adventures that you two have together when you babysit. Yeah. And you play. Chess. And Monopoly. And Twister. That's right. And Secret. I'm always sitting babies. And then you go in the pool together. Josh, what does the future hold for you? No one knows the future. That's what's so incredible about it. I don't have a crystal ball. So I can't predict. You don't? But I can tell you this. What? This June on TBS. A new show. A new show premieres called The Wedding Band. Starring Brian Austin Green. And I'll be in an episode doing funny stuff. It'll be so hilarious and funny. Hey. Are you going to be a series regular? Just to interrupt you for one second. Okay. Is there a problem with my call taking screen? Because I got somebody chatting me that says I've been on hold for an hour. And yet my call screen doesn't say that they're on there. Is there any issue with that? They might be sarcastic in that hour. We're going to check. If you've been sitting on hold wondering what's going on. We're going to tend to it during Always Prolific's music. We're going to go to a beat set from Always Prolific. And then we'll be back with more. What's your name? What's your name young lady? Bunny Holiday. Bunny Holiday. Pop Levi. And Joshua Sussman. . Jay Gallagher program. Always Prolific. . May your ears be inspired and washed out from all that bullshit. Hey. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. 2005. Is that a rap or a real life story? This guy is like a walking repository of everything that I don't want people to know. I want to hear about this. He could blackmail me for days. I want to hear about the story that turned into a rap. It was really good. There was a Hillary Clinton reference in it and Julie Taymor. Do you recall? It's starting to sound familiar. I'm not lying like Julie Taymor. I've said that before. The Lion King reference. Neither of them got the Lion King reference. I'm really sad. Who did Julie Taymor play? She directed it. Julie Taymor directed the Lion King on Broadway. It's not a rap punchline that you're going to rap at a rap battle event. I'm not lying like Julie Taymor. Whenever you have a rap battle, they always appreciate a Honey I Shrunk the Kids reference. I love that movie. Josh, I have this weird suspicion that you can freestyle. No. Yeah. Not going to happen. Keep going. That was a really great start. Why did you start? Because you made me laugh, dude. No, seriously. Not happening. That's the chorus. I know, pro. We're hearing a track right now, right? We got to get him in the studio and sample him saying that. Are you recording that? Not happening. We can download it and sample it later. I'm traumatized. When I sang for Elton, I went to the dungeon. You think I'm going to sing again? No. Yeah, they dropped him right through the floor. Yeah, he was not rewarded. I was in a cage in the dungeon. Wait, what was Flava Flav doing to you? It wasn't like a typical prison. Cleaned his clock. He was my daddy. He was telling you what time it was every second? He wasn't your daddy. No, it wasn't one of those prisons with the anal rape. It was a very nice relationship. I didn't disrespect him or anything. Good. He didn't steal his watch? I didn't break him apart. His clock? So Elton John didn't put you in a prison with anal rape? He did not. Well, I got out of the prison at the end of the shoot. So who knows if I was in there for an extended period of time. Yeah, and another of our friends was in that commercial Aviva, right? Yeah, she was the Duchess or the Daughter of the King or something. She was the one tweeting. She invented tweeting. Nice. Is that a true story? In the commercial, it took place in medieval times. And she was writing a note on a piece of paper, gave it to a bird. The bird started flying with the note. And Elton John was like, what are you doing? And she was like, tweeting. Wow. That's in the extended version. You didn't see that? I believe everything I hear is in that. Where can I see that extended version? YouTube. Nice. Dot com. YouTube dot com. W-W-W. I've never heard of that. Jake, I want to tell you, you should come to Austin, Texas next month for the South by Southwest Film Festival. Are you going? I'm going. I'm going to be in a movie. What movie are you in? The Starlet. The Starlet. Are you the star? I think I've heard of that. With Tree Hemingway, the great granddaughter of Ernest Hemingway. Or Miriam. I've heard about her. Stella Maeve. And there's nudity in the movie. Does she look like Bunny Holiday? Um, no. Then we don't want to see it. Does she look like Ernest? Yeah, does she look like Ernest Hemingway? Because that would be... Does she have a beard? She has those eyes. Did she kill herself at 64? Does she hunt wild animals in Africa? Not yet. Was she obsessed with bullfighting? She did like Sprite. Apparently, I know a lot about Ernest Hemingway. She likes Sprite. Hey, Pop Levi. Yeah, yeah. I got a question for you. Your stuff, your work, your music has changed over the past few years. It's vastly different now than what it used to be. What can you ascribe those changes to? Marijuana. Marijuana.! Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Marijuana And all of the wonderful delights that come with it I can't do the same thing Like dry roasted almonds Did you smoke it in Jamaica? Did you go to the source? I've never been to Jamaica I'd love to go to Jamaica But I've never been I heard if you smoke weed in Jamaica That can be real problematic Have you ever been in Jamaica plain? I've been to Jamaica plain What's Jamaica plain? It's a suburb of Boston I had no idea I've been to Boston a few times I know Virginia plain That almost sounded like vagina You did it again That's what happens I know vagina plain Hi, I'm vagina plain Graham Cracker's plain Graham Cracker's plain In South by Southwest? No No No No No No! Oh, just the kind that doesn't have a special flavor Graham Cracker's plain That was like underneath I get it now though I wasn't listening I didn't understand Graham Cracker's are plain No, they have the cinnamon kind Graham Cracker's plain, Graham Cracker's cinnamon Two separate things No, you're right I don't know Hey, Bunny Yes? I heard that you are like the official spokesperson For the New York Times For American Apparel No, no, no, no, she runs the company You're Dove Charney, right? You know Jake Snow in the studio is Dove Charney? My note? What? You're known in the studio Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, that's his nickname I'm the Dove Charney of internet radio I'm the Dove Charney of right now Yeah You like That's right Do you like touch yourself while you talk to people? That's what I've heard Usually, yeah Yeah, that makes sense Who are you, Howard Stern? I know, I was like, Bunny Holliday has brought out the Howard Stern and Jake Gallagher Well, she was referred to by HipsterRunoff.com as a slut wave Lolita, so Yeah, but I think she's got more substance than that No, I like that title No, it's a good title It's a fancy title And that's what she's going for, so I'm like, I'm just playing along, you know But dude, what is slut wave? What is that? I don't know that either Is that like some new electronic music? It's like something that you ride Oh, okay It's like when there's an earthquake Ride the slut wave It's like when I'm at a party When there's an earthquake a few feet away from a group of sluts Yeah, it's like girls making beats on S.B. You didn't like that? I'm scared of earthquakes Yeah, I am too, good thing we live here, huh? Me too I've only experienced one and I ran around in a circle because I didn't know what the f- to do Tornadoes, I know you get under a table You don't have to edit yourself Fuck Fires, you get under a table Yeah, tornadoes you go outside and stand on a tree I got people tweeting me, put me on the show, put me on the show Why aren't they calling? Yeah, why don't you call in? Yeah, why aren't they calling? Then you'll be on the show Yeah, tell them to be interesting 800-893-9562, it's cause nobody's got any chutzpah Define chutzpah Balls Weybos Gumption, if you got gumption I want you to call in Gumption? Show us your gumption So Bunny, you got the Stone's Throw show coming up next Thursday Hosting and a couple songs, just a little bit of a tease really Yeah, that pretty much sums it all up, just a little bit of a tease, right? And you produced your last album with Pop Levi, is that what it was? An album? No, it's not a whole album Was it an EP? Was it a- No, I just have songs though SP? I'm working on making like a mixtape Uh huh Some collective That's kinda hip hop of you Well yeah, I am kind of hip hop Really? I love it Teach me how to bunny Yeah You should start Can you freestyle? Um We have to say goodbye to Josh Oh, bye man Josh, say bye on the microphone Josh, you have to say goodbye It was such a pleasure to be on the Jake Gallagher program Hey Josh, real quick, just yell it out as you're leaving How did you get two lines turned into a massive, almost series regular thing? Yeah, I actually really want to hear this, do you have two seconds? I was so charming, I came in and I guess I memorized my lines and I showed up on time And I just sat there and waited until it was my turn to say them I had lots of smiles and it was, people were like, can I get you something? I was like, oh no, I can get it myself Let's put Shauna on the air Hi Jake Gallagher Yeah, but- Hey Shauna, listen to, wait, wait, wait, listen to Josh's story, Shauna I just wanted to put you on the air, so you, go ahead Josh Okay People, when you're on TV, they're always gonna be like, oh can I get this for you? They'll treat you really well, spoil you But I think if you're like, oh thank you so much for that, I could do it myself, just be low maintenance And they're like, I appreciate that You know what I think it really was? You're just being awesome that you are It's because anything you say is funny and they were like, if we just give this guy a bigger part, we're gonna make more money Oh that sounds good That's what happened Yeah Hey, it's an honor and a blessing to have you on the show Thanks, Josh Yeah, thank you so much Yeah, thanks for coming Josh You're awesome, you're funny Thanks for having me Thank you You're a wonderful person You're awesome Bye Nice to meet all of you Hey, what's up Shauna? What's up, you're awesome Jake Gallagher He doesn't need us Hey Shauna, does the hood fuck with Jake Gallagher? The hood fucks with Jake Gallagher You got me? The hood fucks with Prolific too I'm playing That's right He is an honor, Jake Gallagher is an honorary honor He is an honorary homeboy Honorary It's like American Me, like 2012 It's not like American Me, there was violence there, it's nothing but love, this is family, who is that? That's Shane Carpenter Hey, can you point the mic at Dulo for a second? This is family, there is no violence Hey, Dulo wants to say what's up to you Shauna Hey, Jake Gallagher is shitting on Eminem It's not his fault Dude, that's really dirty I thought this was known violence We need Edward James Olmos in here Jake is pooping on people now No, no, I didn't say pooping, I said doo doo Who is that? That is my co-host Marie Bollinger Hey, Dulo is here too, Dulo say what's up to Shauna What up sis? Hey, what's up Dulo? Just cracking Dulo This is my bodyguard Dulo Oh my god, y'all got Dulo on the radio What a good vibe 100 Parsons 100 Parsons What a good vibe 100 Parsons, y'all got a thot nigga in the studio If anybody tries to mess with Jake Gallagher, Dulo is gonna fuck him up They gonna get they butts kicked, that's right And then Shauna is gonna fuck him up Don't be messing with that nigga Jake Gallagher I'll fuck with Jake Hey, Jake Drop the hand bomb I was like, are you allowed to say that? No way Drop the hand bomb, Jake I'm kicking it with CR and Rowdy, they said what's up, they fucked with Jake Gallagher too Yeah, hey, how was the BET Awards tonight, Shauna? Oh, it was really, really good, Jake The only part that made me emotional was Mariah Carey, everybody else sucked balls What did she do? That's typical She brought one of them babies out on the stage, it was a tearjerker What? And Patti LaBelle's fine What? Yeah, sing it, Jake, go That baby was ugly Hey, Bunny Hey, Jake Talk to Shauna Wait, Shauna, I want you to meet my friend Bunny Hi, Shauna Who? Bunny, this is Bunny Holiday, she's a cute little baby girl Hi, Bunny Hi, Shauna, how are you? How are you, Bunny? Good, how are you? Are you old enough to hear profanity? I am now because I just heard it Because I was about to tell you that I fucked with Jake Gallagher Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry Jake, what does fuck mean? It means support Fornication under consent of the king Look, fuck means I fucked with Jake Gallagher Yeah, well, thanks for calling in, Shauna You're welcome I hope your fuck was nice Bring home my... Hey, pro, I want you to play a little bit more I want you to play a little bit more I don't know if you're alright with it We're gonna take a little pro break We're gonna listen to like ten more minutes of pro And then we got Deep Valley in the studio And No Can Do But before we do that, we're gonna play... L.A. Girl, L.A. Runaway? Oh, I heard that song the other day It's a pretty good song It's the song that... I wanna hear a Jake Gallagher song, I'm sorry Yeah? This is the program, right? You gotta convince pro to play a Jake Gallagher song Come on, Pro-Lyft, play a Jake Gallagher song I would like to hear Roommates, but you know, I'm not on the internet It's not released yet, Roommates, is it? I don't care, but I wanna hear it though I'll tell you what, I'll sing it for you right now And baby, you can pay your rent in pieces Just hit me on the weekend I don't even know what's going on I'm so heated, I'm so excited I'm so excited, I'm so excited I'm so heated You know what's going on? I'm singing one of my best songs I know, but I don't know that one Every time I get new to you, baby girl Tell them to play a Dugo song, sis Thank you, Jake Thank you for calling in Thank you, you guys have a good night And bring my honey home Okay Is that you? No, I'm not her honey No No, but the hood does fuck with Jake Gallagher The hood does So Bunny, we're about to hear L.A. Runaway, right? Yep Tell me some stuff about L.A. Runaway That's a song that me and Pop Levi sung together Hey, Pop Levi When you ran away from New York City Thanks for being here, Pop Levi Thanks for being here, Pop Levi Thanks for putting up with us, Pop Levi Hell yeah Pop Levi Pop Yeah Pop Levi Hey, hey, does your name mean Father Levi? I call him Papa because he's my papa He loves it when you call him Big Papa I call him Preston's Papa, too That's not a lie That's cool, man Who doesn't? I know I wish I could be called Papa So L.A. Runaway I'll call you Papa, too Thank you Buddy's gonna call me Papa Can you two make out for the Ustream? Can we do that? Can we have Marie and Bunny make out for the Ustream? We already planned that we're gonna flash our boobs But only if everyone definitely is listening You're spoiling the surprise When? When? Oh yeah, the next If someone calls in, then these two women are gonna make out with each other and flash the Ustream I'm gonna make out with you I'm gonna make out with you I'm gonna make out with you I'm gonna make out with you So call right now But only if it happens Do it We're gonna listen to L.A. Runaway right now So can you tell us something about the song before we play it? She's already told you Pop produced it Yeah Yeah We made it to the Ustream Oh shit, Terabyte just called in Let's put Terabyte on there Oh, come on I wanna hear the song I wanna hear the song, too What's up, Terabyte? What's up, Woody? Hey, I want you to know I fuck with Rob, bro Jay Gallagher, yeah L.A. standouts, what's up? You know the kids They're robbing me They're robbing you I'm not robbing you I'm not robbing you I'm not robbing you I'm not robbing you You know what I'm saying, Roddy? Yeah Roddy, what it do, Ken? What it do? What it do? I'm gonna shout out to all y'all I know I wanna hear some of that banging ass Boom Back All day All day That right there is the big homie, Roddy, from L.A., man Shit, y'all better give a lot to Roddy right there, man Yeah, man Hey, we wanna hear that Boom Back We wanna hear some M.I.E. We wanna hear Doolittle Kid All day We wanna hear Cardi Rhoades All of that shit Hey, stay with us We're gonna hear some of that We wanna hear some of that We wanna hear some of that We wanna hear some of that We wanna hear some of that Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Get us all of that shit Baby, I can pay. Yeah. though there's plenty of reason makes me want to run away yes I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. next album. Touche. Steve Deep Belly. The next song to Deep Belly. In the meantime, play one of them songs from the Coyote album, man. That shit hard as fuck, man. Yeah, that stuff's not released yet, man. It's all secrets. All I can do is all I can do is rap those. I'm privy to certain things, you know what I'm saying? I'm privy. So I know that it's hard. I've heard it. Play that shit, man. Yeah. He knows about my unreleased album. I'll tell you. You don't need us, Gene Gallagher. I need everyone. By myself, I am but a graham cracker. Plain. What's wrong with that? Not with the cinnamon. Bland. Period. Hey, Rowdy, we're going to let you go. I want to find out who this Shiana is on the other line, but thank you so much for calling in. Rihanna's cousin, Shiana. Hey, before you go, I've got two words to say. Raw brawl. All day. Raw brawl. Everybody go to alwaysprolific.bandcamp.com. That's A-L-W-A-Y-Z prolific.bandcamp.com. Hey, Deep Valley, do you guys have a band camp? No. No? I know I've seen some exclusive videos on YouTube, but you guys are like, you're keeping the recordings under wraps. Low profile. That's right. You two just got together last year, and it was just a meteoric rise to notoriety. Started seeing you playing everywhere. You guys played a lobster festival. That was a good festival. I had a lobster. That shit was fishy. I got an awesome lobster. Totally. You got one too, Shane. Yeah, I did. I got two for like 30 bucks, I think. I would pay at least $5 for a picture of Shane holding two big lobsters. I know. I want to see that picture. I'm going to call you on that tomorrow. Do you guys know about the lobster fest? I actually don't. They fly in like three tons of live lobsters from Maine on helicopters. That's what they used to call me in jail. Holy shit. Three tons of live lobsters from Maine. That shit is fresh. Maybe it's not helicopters. Actually, that's probably a myth, but probably like some huge sort of... Air Force One. Let's put Shiana on there. I think I'm going to go with helicopter anyway. Operation Dumbo Drop. It's a better visual. Shiana, you are live on the Jake Gallagher program. Hello. What's up? Well, you have a pretty voice. I know she does. Hello. Is Bunny there? Oh, Bunny went for a walk. They're taking a walk. Are you a friend of Bunny's? Is Pop with her? Yeah, yeah. They're both here. They're both here. I mean, they're both... They are here, like in a figurative sense. Do you think Bunny would mind if I had a sip of her water? No. Okay, cool. Do you think I could get Bunny to make out with me for the Ustream? What do you think? I don't know. It's possible. Are you friends with Bunny or are you just super interested and have awesome questions? Well, I started listening to Pop like years ago, and ever since then I've found out about Bunny and I just think she's hilarious. We should keep her on for Pop. She's so cute and so much fun. Yeah, she's adorable. Where are you calling from, Shiana? I'm calling from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Oh, wow. Wisconsin. Wow, that's cross-continental. Yeah. Is that near Madison? Yes. It's like two hours away. Frozen custard. That's tight, man. I love Madison. Is it famous for frozen custard? I don't know. Does anybody here ever see the Pound Puppies animated cartoon? No, but I remember the toys. Really long time. Yeah. There was one of the Pound Puppies was all about going to Milwaukee and making it big. Oh, that's cute. That is cute. Such a huge place. You gotta dream big. Such a bummer that they just went for a walk. Tell her to hold on. We'll get them back. We'll text them. If you want to, you can hold on and we'll come back to you. Okay, I'll hang on for a little bit. Jake, is that cool? They went to go molest homeless people. They were like, we haven't made a sensual music video for the last year. for the last five minutes. So let's go accost some homeless people and get completely naked in front of them while playing electronic beats. I mean, it is downtown. That's what we do. No, they're coming back as long as they can figure out how to use the elevator. We got No Can Do in the studio. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I like your hat. I like your hat, No Can Do. Thank you very much. It's really bright. It's my favorite hat. It's popping. It's popping. I was trying to do a No Can Do imitation the other day and now that you're here, I think it's a really good opportunity for me to practice. Please show me. Can you say like, yo, it's No Can Do in the house or something like that? Some kind of slogan thing. Jake Gallagher program. Yeah, what's up? It's No Can Do. I'm on the Jake Gallagher program waiting to be imitated. I can't do that. What about, when you're rapping, you have like a more specific voice. It's, oh, fuck. Ain't nobody bad as no. I have to rap to do that. What's like a rap? Like when you're on stage at the Lowell City. All I got is my, I wish I had a rapping voice. Yo, I'm rapping and I like to do this with my voice. All I got is my pain. I don't know. I don't really know. Los Angeles stain. I can't, you know, pull it out unless I'm gonna cut something, you know? Right. Right. You gotta be in the zone. They call me Jimmy. Not in the zone. It's just like, you know, I have to be in. I think it's weird in here freestyling sitting down. Like freestyling sitting down confused me because I'm like all my energy. I'm so lazy, you know? I learned to freestyle on the toilet, so it's easy for me. Like just, you know, sitting down on the shitter with. Wait, wait, wait. You learned to freestyle on the toilet. Instead of reading a magazine, you're freestyling. Nah, I just like it. Please, Shiana. Oh yeah, we put her on back on hold. Let's put JR on. No, I like it. You could have just kept. I could have. I just didn't commit. That's all. What's up, JR? Hey. Hey, how's it going, man? Hey, you are on the air with No Can Do and Deep Valley. Hey, JR. What's up? Are you guys Deep Valley? You guys have great voices, too. We're Deep Valley. Oh, yeah. We've got three really sensuous guests right now. Sensuous. At least one sensuous host. Shane. Shane. Sean Yeh. I was just calling to tell you guys what a great job you're doing. I love the show. Thank you. Where are you calling from? Cheesy. Cheesy. I'm out in the beautiful San Gabriel Valley, Monrovia. Nice. STV. STV. Represent. JR Tate. Now, when I hear the name JR Tate, I think of an angular... Oh. I think of an angular Caucasian gentleman with glasses that plays in a band. Is that correct? What does angular mean? What? Who's not angular? What are you trying to say? What is angular? He's got angles. Oh, like nose? You look awesome. You look awesome. You look like a graffiti artist in Europe. Yeah. Do you play in a band, dude? Yeah, yeah. Good intentions. Yeah, okay. I was confused for a second. They're back. You know, the good intentions fuck with Jake Gallagher, too. Oh, wow. Tough. Everyone is fucking with Jake Gallagher. It's a good thing it's a slang term for support. You are the biggest slut ever. Right? I've got a whole harem. Boom shakalaka. Yeah. You are the biggest pimp ever. I just put it there. The entire hood fucks with Jake Gallagher. The entire hood. I heard that. I heard the entire hood fucks with Jake Gallagher. Yeah. It's not just me. Hey, Prolific. How would you feel about having, like, a really important conversation about the state of hip-hop in Los Angeles right now with No Can Do on the radio? How would you feel about that? Swaggy. Can I... Yeah, Pro is sitting here. Let's point a mic at Pro for a moment. And, you know, if, Lindsey, you want to... you still want to jump in, you can double-team that microphone. Oh, I like that. Right. If you've ever seen Lindsey eat an umami burger, you know that she can take a microphone and just destroy it with goodness. Watch her like a vegetarian. Hey, what's you guys' next show? Saturday night at Space 1520. Saturday night at Space 1520. Nice. It's a White Iris event, isn't it? Yeah, it's a crybaby and White Iris are putting it on. Yeah, these two are fancy. They're not some fancy street. It's early. We're playing at 830. You should get your nails done at that. Clear Shop. Those girls, they do that custom nail art. Nico Gray, Nita. Before the show, do that. Real tight custom nails. That sounds good. It's imperative. They make necklaces. I want to be there. You guys play some really hot tracks. Did you figure out how to be able to play one? Yeah, we brought some tracks. We have a track that no one's ever heard before. Yeah. I'm deeply excited about that. Wait, did you guys just do it? We did it recently with Lars Stelfers who produced the last few Mars Volta records and Matt and Kim. He's really amazing and it sounds pretty awesome. I'm really stoked about that, but before we get into it, I'm even more stoked about the potential important time we're about to have with Always Prolific talking about hip hop with No Can Do because I know that he is. I'm going to dodge every important question. I don't want to be stuck to anything. Just like a man. Prolific has some strong opinions. What? I'm kidding. I don't even know what it is. Like, crossfire. So prolific. What do you got? Well, I would say right now, as far as in the scene that we're in out here in L.A., it's very hip hop dominant. Dubstep, E, a lot of heavy bass, a lot of low end. From my eyes and what I've seen over the years, hip hop has changed slightly in Los Angeles a little bit. A little more electronic, less boom bap sample type, type of beats and lyrics that go to it. A few crews in L.A. still hold down the traditional sound. Some are moving on and progressing their sound to something different. But it's just, you know, music changes and it evolves so fast it's hard to stick to one format and keep it really cool and keep people interested in it without them like, oh, that shit is whack or whatever. I heard that shit before or whatever. Is that a question? What's the question there? Are you asking that? Or are you just making it? Statement. I'm making a statement for sure. Alright, no can do. How do you feel about that statement? About the L.A. scene, bro. How do you feel about it right now? What about the swag movement? Yeah, what you think? Lift that out. For one, everything is not a movement. Every slang term is not a movement. What? Everything that somebody yells is not a movement. I don't know. I feel like L.A. hip hop in 2011, 2012, 2010. It's too big. Shit feels like New York in 91, 92, 93. I mean, it's just so, so much potential and so many different, like, so many different labels and, you know, and scenes or whatnot. Circles, yeah. Yeah, but they're all, like, they're all close cousins and they know each other and things like that. Like, you know, I just feel like the game is so interesting right now, you know? And, yeah, it's, it's, I don't know, like, you know, every, it seems like every fucking month I pop up and I hear there's a new twist and turn in the story. Like, this guy just dropped a record and it's the hottest shit and no one's ever done this before. Like, you know, like, I, as much as I, like, as I would, like, like to, like to be threatened by new talent, you know, as a rapper, as a fan, I just, like, I can't, I can't get enough of, like, new shit that I hear. Like, this, this Schoolboy Q record, this, this song, like, happens in Contradictions, right? He got bars. Like, dude, like, like, he made a song on there that's, that is, like, I had the same reaction that Sam Cooke had to, like, you know, Bob Dylan's times are a-changing or whatnot. I was like, I wish I would've wrote that shit first. Like, you know? And then it gets you up your ass, off, not up your ass, but off your ass and, like, continuing to do shit, right? I've never been off my ass. I'm on my feet 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, I mean, but it, like, encourages you. It encourages you, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. So, No Ken, I was, conversation I was having with Prolific last night and I'll, I'll ask you because I know that he feels strongly about it. Preemptive strike, I see. Yeah, yeah. Well, I was trying to get him to, like, say what he's gonna say, but I'm just, I'm just gonna say it for him. Oh. So he feels, he's, like, feels strongly about traditional boom bap hip hop and, like, a lot of hip hop right now is moving to, like, electronic stuff, a lot of beeping, like, the drums are totally different. Do you feel like, like, we need to maintain, like, a conservative base of, like, old school boom bap hip hop? Make sure that we don't waver from that foundation? Hell no. Nah, I think, I think it's up to guys, like, pro with, like, you know, that really feel strongly about the boom bap stuff to, like, innovate it and push it forward, you know? Okay. Like, me personally, I wasn't raised off of boom bap hip hop. I was raised off of West Coast hip hop and, like, some southern shit and Bay Area underground and boom bap, like, it's a novelty to me. Like, when people brought, like, New York hip hop to me, I was like, this sounds funny, you know? Like, it did, because I was raised by, you know, like, my stepdad who was playing, like, you know, freaking, like, you know, DJ Quick and stuff like that. So, you know, if boom bap, like, if, I feel like, you know, if boom bap is gonna, is gonna thrive in the, in the LA scene, in the modern times and compete with all the electronic music, I think it's up for the people, up to the people who make it to go hard as fuck with it. Gonna have to go hard. And make sure it, it competes in fun factor and, you know, in sound. Yeah, in sound, in songwriting and then, and also in marketing, like, you know? Like, still like that. Yeah, you're right, man. Like, we gotta innovate. You gotta innovate. It's 2012. We're living in the future. We are in the future. And speaking of innovation, we've got a band here today that just began last year, Deep Valley. Now, Julie, you were in a band before that, right? Yes, and I still am. And it's called, Pfft, pfft, pfft. What's the name of it? Pity Party. That's right. It's called Pity Party. I was like, I don't know that band. Pfft. Now I'm Starstruck. Is it like, Chick, Chick, Chick? You're Starstruck now? You're like, you love Pity Party? I used to watch Pity Party back in the day. I didn't even know she was in that band. I heard the music, you know? Yeah. Yeah, my heart's fluttering now. Julie is a, Aw, his face is a little red. Julie is a badass drummer. She's a drummer. Actually, in Pity Party, don't you do two things at once? Right? I do. I play drums and keyboard at the same time. Kind of like the late grade giant drag, but updated. Yeah. Yeah. A little more, a little more athletic than that, but. Maybe better? No better is a word that's hard to use, you know? Yeah, it's more hip hop to be really competitive about everything, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, we're competitive, it's just secret, you know? Yeah, yeah, I know. You're not supposed to tell your competitors that you think you're better than them, because then it makes them do better, and then it's better. What's up, JR? Hey, I'm gonna get off the horn here, but I, You were sitting on a horn? Well, yeah, I'm on the horn, you know? I'm not on the horn. How does that feel? Is that like a Japanese toilet? I got the phone device. What's that? A Japanese toilet, you gotta like crouch on a horn. Actually, it could be a form of torture, depending on where you are. Yeah. Or pleasure. It could be. Anyway, real cool, I really appreciate the live thing, man, you know, it's really cool, it's a, it's a not easy thing to do, you know, and it's, but it's, you know, it's way different, you know, you guys aren't just like editing up a podcast in your room or whatever, you know, you're doing some real shit. Yeah, man, well, I'm glad you're listening. There's like 50 people in the studio right now, so if there's less, I can't even count. If there's less people listening that we have in the studio, we're, we're really in trouble, so I'm really glad that J.R. Tate called in and let us know. Oh, hey, you know, I always catch it when I can, man, and, you know, anyway. That's what I do. Cool, man, well, I'll be catching you guys on the flip side. Is Pro still in there? Swang, yes. Peace! All right, I'll see you tomorrow, man. Yes, sir. Peace! How did you two ladies meet? Hey, so, Shiana, your friends are back in the studio now. Can we put Shiana back on? Is she still here? Shiana? Hi. Oh, there she is. Pop, pop, pop. We have your favorite people back in the room. Pop, Levi, Pity Party, and, uh, the petulant, uh, precocious, um, Pendulous. Pussycat. Pussycat. Yeah. Yay! Oh, shit, bunny. But it was the P word that was in there. I can't, I can't think of a P word for a rabbit. Pussy bunny. Pussy bunny. Why is that so funny? Pussy bunny. Pussy bunny. I don't smoke weed. I don't get it. Neither do I. Neither do I. We're so adult in here. So, uh, Shiana, your friends are back. What did you want to say to them? I just want to say hi. I don't know. Hi. I probably should have thought of something to say. Yeah, you've had, like, 47 minutes. Well, Disney, Disney, Disney, Disney. You can think about it now. What, uh, so you, which, which one do you know better? Pop? Um, well, I know bunny because of pop. So, I like them both. I mean, I should, that's not a strong enough word, but. You love them both. I do. Why don't you marry them in a polyamorous relationship of marriage? I think they're too cute together. I don't, I don't want to invade on that. I don't believe in marriage. I just believe in sex. Sex and sex. Bunny. Wait, uh, do you have a strong opinion on monogamy, um, bunny? Do I? How do you feel about monogamy, bunny? Um, I feel like it doesn't exist. All day? That's, uh, is, is that on behalf of American Apparel or is that just on behalf of yourself? Bunny holiday. Nice. Um, and, uh, so you know pop better, right, Shiana? Yeah. Like, you knew him first? Yeah. Where you meet him, where you meet him at, girl? I never met him. I just, like, found him on, I don't even know how I, I think, This is, this is the meeting right now. MySpace. This is the meeting. Oh, I thought you were, like, knew them personally. No, she's from Wisconsin. She's calling him from Wisconsin. You're from Wisconsin? Wow. Holy shit! And he gets worldwide. Wisconsin? Statewide. What? If we can swear, we better use our swear words. Because this is the kind of freedom that they're going to take away from us when we're on NPR. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Good point. Yeah, the government wants to take it away from us. Can I say? So, Shiana, you're a big fan of pop, then? Yes, I'm a big fan of both of them. What's your favorite track? Oh, that's hard. I don't know. I think, well, Wanda Mama, like, that came on my first, one of my first, like, runs, like, like, you know, like, like, races. And I think, like, ever since then, I was just like, ah. You're a runner? Yeah, I'm a runner. Oh, nice. Good running music. That was Hemingway theory, wasn't it? Yeah. That was, you delivered it like iceberg theory, that. Yeah. I liked it. It was good. We gotta switch. I have a question for Bunny. We gotta switch No Can in with somebody. Question for Bunny. Yes. If she was a color, what color would she be and why? Pink, of course. Okay. Because it's pretty. And it, it looks like it feels soft. Yeah. Looks like it feels soft. By the way, Bunny is wearing, awesome pink pants with suede pockets. No, suede patches. Patches. Dang it. I keep wanting to say pockets, even though I can't put my hand in there. Suede patches. They're pretty awesome. Where did you find them? Jake Gallagher. I found them at a thrift store. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good sign. Do you sew in suede patches or do you iron them on? No, I bought these exactly how they are, but they're sewn on. They're serious. What? What? Yeah, they're for real. No joking about this one. This is the second time I'm showing off my pants. Hey, Alex, where's the video camera? Yeah. I already have it on my Instagram. Point the Ustream at her butt. Do it. That's what it's all about. And her inner thighs where the patches are. Patches. I wasn't looking. I was too busy being self-absorbed. Oh, really? Oh, by the way, dude, Nick Thorburn is like the nicest person. We had him on here and his fans called in and they were like, they were like, they asked him a question. I was like, how do I become a successful musician? And he was like, he was like, well, just hang in there. I really feel for you. Like he was like the most compassionate. Yeah. MF. He's a sweet guy. Hey, so Shiana, I appreciate you calling in and holding and all that and we love you and we send all of our love out to Wisconsin just to cover you like cheese. It's great to hear a great radio station playing local music. We don't really have too many good ones around here. Well, we appreciate you and please tune in next week. Jake Gallagher program on skidrowstudios.com and have a great evening. Thanks, you too. Good night. Evenings. So no can do. Pass me that banana. You got, you have a project coming out, right? Or the one that just came out about. So I released the EP. Zero. Zero hour. Yeah. Yeah. I released that. I downloaded it. Downloaded it. Credit. Thank you very much. Bam. You and two other people, you, my mother, my little sister. Yeah. Made that happen. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm working on this record. This is my second solo record. And it's the best thing I've ever done in my life. Like I'm doing a lot of good things. And I'm just talking about like not music wise. Like, like when you won Scribble Jam in 2007. No, like when I, when I hit a home run at like the Park League baseball when I was like seven. What about when you founded one of the top 10 club nights in LA called Low End Theory? No, it's no, it's like the first time I ever. And Eric Abadu and Tom York came in there to sing and play with you while you rapped. Play with you? You know what, man? Don't be a sicko. You know, you know, you know what? What? I really don't think. Yeah, no, I guess this is the best. It's better than that to me. It's more satisfying than that to me. Is this new album that you're working on? That I'm working on. Yes. Yeah. It's. What's it called? So far, tentatively titled is called The Burnout. The Burnout. Yeah. Okay. Hey, I don't know where Prolific is sitting right now, but I just want to put him on the spot one more time. How do you feel about Skinny Jeans? No can do. Oh, he hates Skinny Jeans. I don't know, man. I, I, I, I've been wearing slim fitting jeans since like 03, you know? Yeah. It stopped me from like, you know, get people banging on me in my hood all the time. That's that. That was the, that was the idea. Like, like, you know, oh yeah, Skinny Jeans and a fucking like, you know, and a funny colored hat. It just stopped all the, all the gang shit. Like after I did that, I'm trying to see if Prolific is going to be pissed at me after this for putting him on the spot. I hope not. I hope not. I'm always defending Skinny Jeans too. And actually, that's the reason I wear them so that people don't think I'm like, I can see that. Like, I can see you walking through my hood and it's like, oh shit, it's white blood. And then like, you know. Yeah, whenever I walk through a hood, people are always like, where are you from? And then they want me to throw up some sort of sign. I don't respond correctly. They start shooting me. Yeah, they shoot you or shoot at you? I have several gunshot wounds within me. Oh, within you? Yeah. That sounds like a song. I know, it was poetic. Within me. Hey, what was that track you wanted to play for us? Do they have it in there already? Yeah. I want to play this song called West Side Reynolds. West Side Reynolds! West Side Reynolds. That's where I met my last three girlfriends. On the internet? Oh my God. On West Side Reynolds. The way you meet women, Jake, is just hilarious. Yeah. You ever met a woman at Petco? And anytime I see them at an audition, he tells me about them. When we're looking at the green-faced conure at Petco, I'm like, you like them too? Yeah, when I was on West Side Reynolds, I call up and I'm like, hey, do you accept bag credit? And they're like, yeah. I'm like, do you let people have cats? And she's like, oh, you have cats? I have cats too. And before you know it, is it just a date? How long did that last? These poor women. Yeah. No, they were poor. I was trying to move into a poor neighborhood. All of that was a joke. Let's listen to his new song, which is called West Side Reynolds. Yeah. I want a house with a pool on the west side with a black Betty Page sitting deckside. Huge windows, modern architecture, a big garage because I might be become a car collector. I can smell the ocean. It stirs my emotion. The waves crash against the cliff of my heart and the sun only sets to get a glimpse of my art that's hanging in the hall. My career hanging in the balance while I'm waiting for my motherfucking agent to call. Six weeks till the release of my up and coming album. I'm sipping Heffernweizen with a slice of orange wondering if I should write about the night before. Life's a bore. No, life's a beach. Grab a board, smoke a port on her shores. Let my thoughts run their course. But of course, right near the palaces that you from May to May deserves praise and accolades. I'm looking through the west side rentals. It seems like a dream to a kid from South Central. The entertainability is all just mental. Looking through the west side rentals. Life used to be simplified before Venice was gentrified. You can get an apartment with a stall for your little ride. Average credit even though the rent was high just because the couple that owned it was sympathized with being 25. I'm moving to the west side throwing barbecues on birthdays. Some red ties. What I've been in cubicles with neckties. I can see my baby dog giving me them sex eyes. Yes, I. Oh yeah, she treats me great. Road head up to PCH. Hands at 10 and 2. I'm trying to keep it straight. Try my best not to deviate. He the brakes. She finishes with a kiss and I speed away. I can see the day. I don't smoke, but I need a J. Yeah, cause I'm looking through the west side rentals. And we're back. That was a really smooth transition. Let's have silence in the studio. Quiet down, everybody. We're back. We're back. We're having so much fun. It's like a frigging party in here. I just picked up Pop Levi. What's that? I got his phone number. That's not true. Don't claim that because I don't have a phone. You can't have people thinking that I have a phone. You don't have a phone? You have a pink wallet. No. I do. I don't believe you. He had a pink bike too. No. My head's about to blow up. I heard that you were going to be here today. So I bought this pink Paul Frank wallet. It looks pretty used. That's right. I've had it for like three years. It's pretty used. It's pretty used. I don't know what kind of style. What would you call that style though? Give it a name for us. Distressed? The pink with the... Cartoonish? 1999. It's weird, man. Wow. Who said that? Who said 99? That was you? I'm really surprised that nobody has used that in a rap battle against me. Yeah, my favorite color is pink. You can use that in a rap battle against me too. You don't have to use it against someone. Well, you do if you're in a rap battle. Josh would say don't hate. Yeah, he would say. Well, I rap that my favorite color is pink. I said, my favorite color is pink closely followed by green. I wasn't paying for pussy. Pussy was paying for me. Nice. Yeah, that is. That's why they know you in the hood. You're pimping somebody's sister. That's right. Yeah, it is. She was paying for me to go to the Knicks game. Wow. Is that really happened? No. I just make up random things that did not happen. Okay. Bunny, what were you about to say? I don't know. Something about, oh, you rap about the pink. You rap about pink. Pink too? What's your pink rap line? No, the in Teach Me How to Bunny. Hey, can you do me a favor? Teach Me How to Bunny. Can I beatbox and you rap a couple lines from Teach Me How to Bunny? That would really make me happy. Can you do that? Okay. That's awesome. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Wait, how does the tune go? I'll beatbox the actual tune. You know how that song goes. It's like. Yeah, I don't know. It doesn't really have a tune. It's just got a lot of like it's got drops and stuff. Yeah, he was doing it. Yeah, you can do it. You do it. I'll do it to the best of my abilities. That's what I'm doing too. Dude, I don't know that shit. Whatever. They be like holiday. Can you teach me how to bunny? You know why? Because all the honeys love it. All I need is my lace and my lingerie. And for you, you need to get next to me. Okay. I can't. Great job. Keep going. Nice. Nice. Little bitch. Yeah, let's put Jordan Mischay on there. Why are you calling my girlfriend? Whoa. Hey, what's up, man? Do we have our first? How are you doing? Oh, I thought we had our first Jordan Mischay. Everybody calls in and they're like, we love Jake Gallagher. And they like you. It's so boring. I know, right? We need somebody to call and be like, Jake Gallagher. I'm going to fuck with you. I don't know. Yeah. You're going to fuck with Jake Gallagher in the other way. Negatively. I'm going to negatively fuck you. Wait. Wait. I'm going to curse at you the whole time. Angry face. Hey, Mischay. Yo. How are you? Hey, good. How you been, man? Great. I'm so glad that you called in and that you're listening to the show. Hell yeah, man. You got a show going on, huh? Fuck yeah, dude. We got No Can Do in here. We got Bunny Holiday. We got Pop Levi who performs in multiple groups, one of which is Ladytron. We also have Deep Valley. And we've got Verbiess in here. Yeah. Nice. In the place. You guys kicking it? Right. Yeah. Tough. Yeah. This is like the most attractive studio that we've had in a while. Yeah. Tight. We should all take a picture. Yeah. It doesn't smell like mall. Yeah. Check it out. That skin lotion online looks pretty tight. What's that? Oh, check it out. It looks pretty tight. Yeah. Are you watching the Ustream? I got to check that out. Okay. Do you know anything that's going on right now? Yeah. Dude, send me some links. Yeah. I got to check that out. Well, we love you, Jordan Mischay. I'll tell you what. Jordan, I'm going to have you ask this question. Jordan, will you ask Julie for me what... Ask... Why are you doing this? Just ask the question. No, no, no. I want him to be able to participate. All right. Ask Julie about what track she brought with her that she most wants to play. Wait. Run that by me again? You're supposed to ask me what track I brought to play. What track? What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ask me. This is a really pragmatic approach. Okay, Jordan, I want you to ask... Okay, Jake Gallagher, will you explain that one more time to him? Okay, this time, Jordan, I want you to ask Lindsay. Say, Lindsay, what track did you bring with you that you want to play for us? Oh. Hey, excuse me, Lindsay. Yeah, what's up, man? Hey, I heard you got some tracks on you. You want to play one of them? Yeah, I got some tracks. What do you want to hear, baby? What do I want to hear? Yeah. I want to hear the best one. All right. Sounds good. Let's do this. What is it? It's called End of the World. It's called End of the World? Is it one that we... We have never heard? Yep. This is exclusive. Nobody's ever heard this. We got an exclusive! Woo! Ow! So what do you know about the End of the World? Oh, you're about to find out. On the Jake Gallagher Program. Come on, everybody. Listen up. I said, come on, everybody. Listen up. There's no time like the present. I said, there's no time like the present. To open up our hearts. And let love shine in. Come on, take a breath now. Cause there's too much time wasted. Time spent hating. Come on, take a breath now. Cause there's too much that's aching. Too much backbreaking. Come on, take a breath now. Cause there's too much name calling. Tears are falling. Come on, take a breath now. Cause our life's too short. And it's generally costing us. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Preston. Yeah, if I were you, I'd go look them up on YouTube and type in D-E-A-P-V-A-L-L-Y. I heard you two met each other at a crocheting class. Is that correct? That's right. I went there because I was looking to start a heavy rock band, and I thought it would be a good place to find a bandmate. Yeah. And I was right. Because I saw you do some, like, real quiet, calm singer-songwriter stuff. I saw you do some before that. Yeah. But then after you met her, you were all like, But this is what you wanted to do. You knew who was going to help you get there. That was funny. Yeah, I just knew, you know. There's something about people who crochet and knit. I knew there's little demons inside of them. There's a hard rock coming out. Yeah. They like to play the sharp things all the time. These are sharp. I just knew something with them. Yeah. I like that one song about making your own money. Oh, yeah. Gonna make my own money. Yeah. Do you feel like just singing that acapella right now? I don't really. I think I'd like to hear your rendition of it, Jake Gallagher. Can you do a live remix? All right. Ready, set, go. Verbs, will you beatbox for me? Okay. Oh, dear. Gonna marry a rich man. Gonna take all his money. Before I start to make my own money. Make my own money. Gonna do something else like that. That's a remix. I think I like the original better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Totally. I like it better too. But she asked me to do it, so why not? Hey, I heard that you guys and No Can Do are performing at the same festival in April. Is that correct? Oh, yeah. What festival? Yeah, yeah. Desert Days. Oh, I want to go to that. That looks good. Yeah. Good bands on the bill. Yeah. I heard that I always use the same sentence structure to ask questions. Is that correct? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some homeless people that have iPhones. People in jail have iPhones. My cousin in jail has a better phone than me. Charles Manson won't stop calling me. No, Ken, you got some shows coming up, right? Yes, I do. Rattle them off. All right, so the 21st on Tuesday, I'll be at the Echoplex with my friend and label mate Mike Eagle, bus driver, as well as he's doing his record release thing for a record called Bows and Arrows. But we have a group called Flashbang Grenada, so we're going to play some Flashbang Grenada stuff. And Killer Mike just got added to the show. So it's all L.A. and then some random nigga from Atlanta. You know, that song that you brought with us that you played, it reminded me of Open Mike Eagle. It sounded like an Open Mike Eagle influence track. Would you admit that? No, fuck no. I mean, it isn't an Open Mike Eagle influence track, but even if it was, I would not admit it. So which, you know, you can look me in the eyes. He's influenced me, man. He's influenced me. He's influenced me on my next record. I wrote a song that, like, I was writing the song, and I was like, fuck, I sound like Mike. I better get him on this track to make this all right. So I got him to help me with the chorus, and then he has the verse. Is that the one that I heard? Something about sitting on a couch or something? No, I don't have a song. I heard him record a verse for a collab with you. Oh, yeah? And his fucking verse was so good. So intricate. Something about popping a Corona, something like that. I'm not going to give it away. He rewrote that verse, but it's the same song. Oh, such a good song. Yeah. I can't wait for that whenever that comes out. It'll come out. That song is called Workahol. Workahol. Yeah. Workahol. On that work. Can't even sing the hook because I'll be releasing it too soon. You got to. It'll be like Mike. I mean, you can sing it. Go ahead and sing your second verse song. On that workahol. Workahol. I don't know. I don't remember. Yeah. I have one more show. I do Low and Theory every Wednesday. It's like a really popping, sweet nightclub. I go there a lot. I'm a member. Dude, we're playing Cypress Hill Smokeout. What? The membership card means shit there, though. You still got to pay that big ass ticket. I won't be there because I'm so poor. But at our stage, we have like Schoolboy Q, Danny Brown, Daedalus, and more. I don't even know. It's the and more is so deep. I don't even know who the heck it is. The more is Jake Gallagher. It could be Jake Gallagher. Yeah. Yeah. They got me rapping in there. Yeah. Sometimes he has me rapping in there at Hellfire Club, but he won't let me officially join their crew. It's not a crew. It's a label. We have to sign paperwork. If I join. I'd be the only white guy on Hellfire Club. Wait. Let me think about this. Intuition. Yeah. He released a record. Intuition. He's not white. He doesn't count. He's too hairy to be white. Yeah. He's Persian or something. He's a polar bear. Armenian. Yeah. I'd be the only like officially white person. Speaking of white people, what's the next show that you girls are playing? Wow. Oh, great segue. You like that? We're thinking of calling our first album White Chocolate. These bitches got soul. Nice. I'm thinking of calling this show Jake Gallagher Loses His Friends, but... What about Jake Gallagher Loses His Virginity? I was... Yeah. Finally. Wait. So what was the next show that Deep Valley's playing again? Because we got to end really soon. Saturday. Space 1520. Saturday night in Hollywood. 8.30 p.m. It's a free show, bitches. I'm going to be there. Deep Valley for dinner. All right. And we're leading out with a set from... Always Prolific. Thank you for tuning in to the Jake Gallagher program with Preston Thalindroma, Shane Carpenter, Marie Bollinger, Always Prolific, and Jake Gallagher and Kyle, verb-y-s guy. Yeah. Woo, woo, woo, woo. Listen to Always Prolific. We love you. See you next week. Verbs at bandcamp.com. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Hey, while you're listening to this, you should know that next week we've got the guy from she wants revenge. Justin Warfield, the lead singer of she wants revenge, along with some other people that I'll tell you in a moment. Hey, so we're going to rap since we can. We got no can do. We got verb yes. Yo. Oh, dang. Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt. Can you rap first on the fucking beat? It's so fast it'll make me retreat like the army in the war of 1812. London can't fuck itself except for Pop Levi. That dude's from Birmingham. I always rap dumb. Got crazy brains that come from my skull. Do this and I never ever spit it though. Fast, what do you call this? Miami bass. Jake Gallagher when he opens up his face. Takes the whole human race to another place. Do this. When I'm on the floor. On another fucking level. Get your whole motherfucking living room beveled. Take all the edges. Cut your hedges. Like it was. I'm done. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yeah. Yo. Music now. There's more towards cattle prod. Not about big hits. More towards cattle. I get this. I'm Wolverine. Smell you with blindfolds. Wisdom accrued. Time. Time again. I've grown. Turn up with the dreamers and winos and drug takers. Free thinkers. Up major. I know. Underground rap don't equal the fine hose. So I'm so content with the human. I chose the deeper. Set piece of my midnight creepers. And I stopped texting one night sleepers. I've grown. Ah, fuck him. That's all I got. Jimmy. Jimmy. I don't like this beat, but I'm going to do it. I know you can do it. I know I was going to do that, bro. Hollywood burnout. Dance. Dance. Slut. Uh. Slut. Uh. Slut. I'm going to tell you about my trip to Deja Vu's trip club. Walk up in the door. Give the door man 20. Then I give him a car for a discount. He look at me funny. This is real money. Nigga, you should take it. Got a hundred dollars for these bitch fuck naked. Ah. I'm so misogynistic. When I rock on this shit. Yeah. Who's on the beat? Always prolific. Swag. Swag. Swag. No. I don't want swag on my show, man. No swag. No swag. But I got a wave cap. Roll like a Maybach. Motherfuckers know I get that shit. Yes, and it's payback. Just like vengeance or revenge. And I'm going on the binge. MCs know I'm so unhinged. Like a goddamn doorway MC. Know I got this shit all day. Yeah, see me in the foyer. Get the little foreplay. That's right. MCs get beat with a mag light. Cause I'm a security cop or a rent-a-cop. When I spit it hot, go against me. Make the nigga stop. And go. Freestyle. Put him on the motherfucking grill like a goddamn flambo. Yeah, roll like a Lambo. Blow out your little bitty candle. You're in distress like a damsel. Sit on the corner. Get your little money panhandle. You get trampled. You don't want to battle. I can make you all come unravel. Yeah, don't paddle. Tell I'm at the Tattletail Lounge in Cobra City. I don't want to say her name. Float above it like David Blaine. This shit fuck you like anal. Motherfuckers ain't magic. I'm a Criss Angel. That's some old nonsense. That's some old shit, yo. Yo, next week we got Claire Titleman, the comedian. We got Cadillac Ron and Briefcase. And Justin Warfield if she wants revenge. Yeah. Go ahead. Oh, it's time to rap again? Yo, it's Stay Fresh. Jake Gallagher, till there's nothing left. Eucalyptus leaves to some koalas. I don't smoke fucking guavas. I don't smoke fucking guavas. I don't drink no motherfucking java. I consume like a Mormon. Every single beat that I get on, I'm for it. Everything I spit, you best be supporting. Like you fucks with it. Y'all don't fuck juke's biscuits. I use a butter knife. Rap so good in your fucking life. I'm not thinking of a single line. I pop like Pringles, leaving time. 32 people in the same room as me. Jake Gallagher program just was groovivey. Do this. Met your sister Sally. She was outside listening to Deep Valley. In the alley. Right by Skid Row. Studios. Where we always go. With Jeremy Hansen. I'm always fucking prancing. Upstairs to do this. We just called Marilyn Manson. Where he was in prison on the cellular phone that we stole from him. No can do. So not dumb. Yo, he was kind of sick. I got a cold from him. Cause we were in close proximity. Nothing can limit me. I just inhibit the ill freeze coming from my brain. Cortex straight from the tongue. I am never done. Look what I have become. I have ascended. Yeah, my flow is never simple. I like to put Splenda up in my coffee. Yo, I just said that. It's hella random. I like to eat ice cream sandwiches in tandems. When I get them from the Mexican dude. Pushing the cart. Yeah, I am fresh with my crew. Look at me. I'm very smart. I got a high IQ. Yeah, I'm like you times two. I cause typhoons in the pools. That's how I do it. Let me show you what I might do. Can I rap? You can totally rap. Alright, cool. Ay. The life and times of a literal nigga. Ah, too conservative to play political figure. Ay, I see the bigger picture now that I zoomed out. They saw trails like they were shroomed out. I got an open mind. I keep an open heart. We playing with precision. Baby, I'm throwing darts. And I show these scars. Only when it's convenient. And we spitting that dope. That intravenous. Here to get you leaning. Just like a damn junkie. Spending your cash money on chronic and brass monkey. Baby, I'm half mad. And I'm half ugly. Eternally lost boy. Been out of the damn country. On tour. Freestyling for too long as an encore. Asking my interpreter to tell them girls I'm not sure. In their native tongue. But if they end up on the top floor. That's sweet and shaman. Or somebody smoked a guardian angel. Just life's a bitch. I'll kiss her lips when they're cankerous. I'm feeling old and can't tankerous. My mind's a box cutter. My words are just razor rust. Save the debates and such. That'll get us nowhere, man. I'd rather take the bus to let that bitch ride me. Even though she betrayed my trust. Wait, wait. That sounded fake. That sounded Drake. Drake, give me a minute to make it up. My mind is money green. My heart is gum metal gray. I guess it only makes sense if you come from LA. The haters talk crap. But it doesn't really hurt though. There's no point to it. Like hitting seven on the first row. Men lie. Women lie. And numbers can be tampered with. It's a ten and a half hour flight from Tokyo to Los Angeles. Or a twenty minute drive to a bar. Where I rarely go. Ended up three fingers deep in some broad that I barely know. I shouldn't talk like that because I'm married, bro. What goes around comes around like a merry-go. But if she cheats, she already know. It's mano a mano when I'm fucking that nigga up. Gotta rhyme. Statement. Statement. Nice. 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