Jesus Christ, look how they got you dressed up. Ain't you sick of being fucked by white men? You and me can step outside right now. You think you can take me? Oh, customers. Well, maybe. Straight up, hand to hand, you got a shot. Maybe. But maybe I wear a blade. Maybe I got a .45 cocked and locked to shove up your ass. You ain't considered that, have you? If I fuck you in your ass, you punk white boy, I eat your ass on the lock, bitch. nobody nobody nobody Genetic interference is a false manner of words A devilish temptation of God's last blasphemous curse Pre-Stage technology Killing off humanity One last catastrophe And it breaks society Pre-Stage technology Storm is coming, tracking individuality The need to reproduce, evolution, rhapsody Scientifically controlled reproduction, goddess in their hands Humanity forsaken, mass destruction, beast is dead Pre-Stage technology Pre-Stage technology Killing off humanity One last catastrophe And it breaks society Pre-Stage technology Killing off humanity Pre-Stage technology Killing off humanity Pre-Stage technology Killing off humanity Pre-Stage nobody nobody nobody nobody! nobody nobody nobody nobody Forced in vacation to create the perfect race When we are left out from the same cell Will we only be left with only living hell? Mankind's salvation or mankind's consecration And we die nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, man. Hey, Chester, crank this jam up, man. All right. Sunday, I received the most unfortunate news that David Bowie passed away at the age of 69 due to cancer. Fuck, it was really devastating. I think I'm a little more shocked and saddened by David Bowie's death than Lemmy. Before you start sending me all kinds of messages and talking shit, let me explain. There's a difference between someone who's living his life and not giving a fuck and living it to the end, right into the wall. And then there's a difference of someone who is a family man and, you know, obviously into his health. And it's just fucking A. It's just a situation. Sad fucking news. It's just tragic all the way around. For those of you that are religious, I would say the rapture is in full effect now because the only thing that keeps us alive and happy on this dreaded planet is music. And within the last couple of days, some amazing artists, amazing artists have left this planet, including David Bowie. So rest in peace there, Major Tom. This is Ground Control. Come on in. Let's start the show, Chester. Warning. The songs you are about to hear are intended for mature listening audiences only. If you have a weak mind or heart and don't like words like shit, fuck, or cunt, then please refrain from listening any further. It's time for some real music. It's showtime. We have seen imitators. We've also seen duplicators. But now, it's time for the originators. Los Angeles and the rest of the world. You know what time it is. Many have tried to replicate. Many have tried to replicate. Many have tried to replicate. Many have tried to duplicate. But there's only one true, real, subversive underground show coming to you from downtown, gentrified Los Angeles. You're listening to the very manic Jimmy Cab show. I am your host, Jimmy Cabs, along with my special co-host, who's sober today, Lost Johnny. Hello there. Hello there. I can't say I'm 100% sober, but I'm definitely not. I'm 80% drunk. So, I've come to a very healthy balance tonight. Good. Welcome back. Hey, Chester, you want to lower that for us, please? Put down the bonk while you're at it. And I have to say, I, too, am affected by the death of not only Lemmy, as I've stated last time I was here, but David Bowie as well. I'm pretty sure you had the pleasure of seeing him live. I saw him once in 1995. It was a great show. Amazing artist. It was David Bowie and Nine Inch Nails. One of the best shows, coolest shows I ever saw in my life. And, yeah, amazing. Amazing artist. Let me explain, as I mentioned prior, why I'm more bummed out about the news of Bowie than Lemmy. I mean, Lemmy, you knew it was coming. And he knew it was coming. And he lived his life that way. Dude, that guy lived full throttle to the very end. Now, Bowie was, and I know, please, because there's some haters out there. They're going to bring up this 70s child molestation fucking bullshit and the homosexuality. And all the other crap. Look, look, the guy was an amazing artist. Why it's touching me this much, the cancer thing. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then to hear that he spent all that time dealing with the cancer at the same time writing and recording and producing and really. A very good new record. His last record, his farewell record. Yeah. And, you know, there's the articles out there that, you know, if you scrape a few layers, it makes it very clear he's saying goodbye. I'm done. This is it. Peace out. So anyways, as we were mentioning here, the death of Bowie on Sunday was, dude, I was going to have nothing but glorious, great things to tell you. Sunday, I discovered what most of you here on this planet know and indulge very frequently. Cannabis. Cannabis is amazing, especially when you're fucking. Yes. That is one of those. It's like peanut butter and jelly, man. It's like you take one thing that feels good. And you take another thing that feels really good. And you put the two together. Holy shit, man. Let me tell you. Your eyes roll in the back of your head. Eating pussy and eating a Subway turkey sandwich. The most delicious shit I've ever done in my life. And coincidentally, they were both with cannabis. Now, Chester, you're a cannabis guy, aren't you? Are you out there? Chester. I think he's quite fond of the cannabis. There's no secret about that. Hey, sorry. What's up? Hey, you're a big cannabis guy. Have you ever gotten stoned? And eaten a Subway sandwich high? Yeah, I'm sure I have. Okay. Was it as delicious? Like one of the most delicious. It definitely gets better. I think Subway starts at shitty, but weed will make it better for sure. Yeah, man. Especially a tuna fish sandwich. That's a good stoner sandwich. Especially at two in the morning. Yeah. So this is interesting. You know, my SS She-Wolf amigo who happens to exchange bodily fluids with me. Sure, sure. She turned me on to some cannabis. Did she lead you on this stairway to heaven? Yes, she did. She said, listen, you're way too neurotic. You need to fucking mellow the fuck out. Anybody who's fucking thinking so much while they're getting head needs to fucking die. And so I had this great fucking experience on weed. And then, you know, we knocked off. And then I wake up to the news that David Bowie's dead. Buzzkill. Buzzkill. Not only that. But, you know, I don't know about you because you're a little younger. You're younger than me. But you're familiar with the movie Phantasm, aren't you? Absolutely. You know who else passed away? Angus Scrimm. Yeah. I hope I pronounced that correctly. 89 years old. Again, another great run. I mean, if anything to be remembered by, if he's going to be remembered by that one movie, then he wins. Yeah. You know what I mean? So he has that legacy. I mean, yeah, you want to compare it to Bowie? Not so much. But, I mean, horror fans are going to remember him for the rest of their lives. Yeah. It's one of these things where, like, now. Now that you're at this stage in your life and these type of iconic figures that you grew up with are, like, passing away. Yeah. It makes you realize one thing. Fucking life sucks. Yeah. I mean, you cannot help but to be reminded of your own mortality because, I mean, there's a handful of artists for me, when they go, I'm going to be really bummed. I'll spare you the list. Yeah. Thank you. I mean, it goes both ways and for a lot of people. So it's just one of those things where, like, there's the music and then there's the person. And as long as the music and the art is still there, then as far as you and I are concerned, they will be here forever. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the only thing that could cheer me up, and as you can tell, I'm a little bummed out by what I've just discussed, but I just discussed openly. But the only thing that would cheer me up is $1 billion. Where's the camera? Where's the camera? There we go. There we go. $1 billion. There we go. There we go. What's the Powerball right now? Yeah. It's really over $1.1 billion. Bowie, who? What? You know, David Lee Roth once said, money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a big ass bow. Oh, man. I got to tell you, if I win, ladies and gentlemen, not only am I going to tell you all to go fuck yourselves. If I win, you'll see me instantly become a very happy person. Put me on that Learjet, man. All right. Let's get into it real quick here. Tonight, my special guest. Let me tell you something. In Los Angeles, for those of you that are not from LA, and I'm surprised because the majority of the country's here already, a great band that I think is extremely underrated. You know, just- Criminally underrated. Criminally underrated. Let me just tell you something. When I was 16 years old, I think I was 16 years old. God, where's Duke? I don't want to make him feel old. When I was 16 years old, I stumbled upon a band called Haunted Garage playing here in Los Angeles. And one of the things that really stood out, aside from, you know, the frontman who was just this macabre of a person on stage. Yeah. And also the transvestite guitarist that was playing. But it was just- It's a freak show. It's a fucking freak show. It was a horror freak show extravaganza. Yeah. Now, for this band to be doing this way before the Guars, way before the Ghouls and all that, and then not only to see them last all these decades, but still doing it. It's not only incredible, but it's something where I want to give this gentleman- You got to give him his due. Got to give him his due, man. So we have Doogie Flyswatter here and Haunted Garage. 2016, the band has been resurrected. They're more macabre and dangerous than ever. They're going to be here joining us. I mean, just the fact that right now, Cabs- I mean, Doogie's not even sitting next to me, and I see two mousetraps. I'm already freaked out. These guys are great, man. All right, so let's get the show started here. Wow. We're going to try to get through it, even though the Starman has gone off in space. So, Chester, let's get it going here. Hit it. Oh, this is the fucking news report. I forgot about that. Whoops. Crank this up, Chester. Days after releasing a new album on his birthday, tributes are now pouring in, including here in Los Angeles, where fans play- I'm going to put candles on Bowie's star on the Walk of Fame. Play that Powerball fucking thing. This is me if I won. Play that Powerball thing, Chester. If you want all the money, what would you do with it? Bunch of hookers and cocaine. We were hoping for a different answer. Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Hey, at least he was honest, man. I mean, I would just spend it on- Well, let's not talk about it. Yeah. Hey, listen, you know what? I followed your dad's advice this past Sunday, man. I really did. Chester, please. I lost Johnny's dad. Give me advice. I lost Johnny's dad. Give me advice on pussy. I hear you're a dog. We got you pussy whipped. Watch it. Reversed it. Don't be pussy whipped. Don't be pussy whipped? Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Oh, dad. And boy, did I whip that pussy. All right. Dad, I miss you. All right. Let's whip that pussy. Let's get the show started, Chester. Hit it. Don't be pussy whipped. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. Whip that pussy. When I was a boy Now the cats have troubled me Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah As you get older Life's like the tide to the sea Uh-huh, uh-huh Whoa, the push and the pull You can't decide what to do with your life I will and I won't Oh, oh, oh, oh When I was a boy Pushed out past the flats And tried laying on hard, yeah Now I'm a young man When you feel like you do How was that, man? Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah Whoa, the push and the pull You can't decide what to do with your life I'll go leather Grandpa Jones Bring me down Oh Everything I want Yeah Everything I need Yeah Oh Always seem to be Somewhere else from me Up all the days Yeah And in my head Yeah Write my love story Till the bitter end Oh, oh, oh, oh The push and the pull You can't decide What to do with your life Grandpa Jones Bring me down I'll go leather Grandpa Jones Bring me down Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! Oh Get, get, get, get up Get along Grandpa Jones Get along Grandpa Jones Grandpa Jones Not only is it the last show of the tour, but it's the last show that we'll ever do. Yeah We came into the club You gave me a tickling high You know what you wanted Girl, now it's a first to take Cause I'll be your biggest nightmare I'll be the one you want I'll be your biggest nightmare I'll be the one you want Cause I don't really care now Give me, give me, give me all you got, girl Cause I'll take it all Anyway, do what you got there Give me to the last year I'll be your biggest nightmare I'll be the one you want I'll be your biggest nightmare Cause I don't really care now I'll be your biggest nightmare I'll be the one you want I'll be the one you want I'll be your biggest nightmare Cause I don't really care now I know what you want I know what I want Come on, give it to me I'll take it all All All All All! And I'm about to find Now I have to go Maybe I'll see you next time Maybe I don't hurt yourself, girl I'll be your biggest nightmare I'll be the one you want I'll be your biggest nightmare Cause I don't really care now I'll be your biggest nightmare I'll be the one you want I'll be the one you want I'll be your biggest nightmare Tonight, you're my life What's your name again? In the carnival, by a flashing score I'm about to believe, she will wait for you Battle suckers told, under fifty cents She will steal your soul, we'll never rest the past She freaks She freaks In the second step By the dog's best boy She will promise all, but she'll decline She's the fucker, tell Not like all friends For more you won't give For the shot and breath She freaks She freaks After hours I went to sleep I went into her tent I went into her town Was she afraid? Said I wanted her Said I needed her Had to have, I had to have I knew she'd break But she freaked once more nicely She smiled at me, said nothing, yeah Oh, what's happening with me? The she freak way is left I'm making it my tea My eyes are changing My heart's changing too Can't speak for help Can't scream for help Help, help, help, help Help me Little carnival Watch where you are Listen to me buddy Don't you go, help God Don't you be no joke You might understand I was number one Down the street Oh man, she freaks I gotta nobody nobody nobody nobody I gotta nobody nobody I gotta nobody nobody I gotta nobody nobody I gotta nobody nobody nobody Motherfucking she-frank Motherfucking she-frank Alright I gotta tell you Here at the We Play Radio Studios In Delta, Los Angeles The ghouls have arrived here Quite literally The sick and twisted Haunted Garage Dookie Flyswatter is here But before that Los Johnny, what do we hear? We are gonna start From the top of the set We started it with Castration from Armored Angels From their record Communion After that we heard Abysmal Lord With the song Black Liturgy From their record Disciples of the Inferno After that we heard Nunslaughter Who I haven't heard In a long time Rest in peace Jim Oh man Another shameful loss Looking into the Abyss From their record Angelic Dread And we heard Triumph Wow Digging that one A lot of forces Yeah From the Live Us Festival From Nunslaughter 1983 I was 13 years old When I went to that show Don't you have a story for that? Yeah I thought I was like 12 or 11 I was 13 Crying At fucking Lost I got lost And then I was crying I thought I was like 10 or 11 I was 13 You had pubic hair You had pubic hair And you were crying Right Anyways Move it along Let's digress After that we heard Saviors Who was 13 Oh man Saviors Who are now Local band Thank you very much And from their record Palace of Vision The song Devil's Crown After that we heard Ghostnake Awesome song Grandpa Jones From their awesome record Black Age Blues After that we heard Battalion of Saints With the song Nightmare And after that we heard Our guest Haunted Garage She Freak From the record She Freak I said it No I'm just saying She Freak That's the Disney version She Freak She Freak She Freak That's her Alright Let's welcome That's the song about Sea monkeys Yeah Let's welcome The legendary Here in Los Angeles The legendary Splatter Horror Punk Rock Metal Fucking Gore King Jiggy Slice Yeah man Thank you very much Not sure I would go that far Let me just tell you this John you can play with my power balls Anytime you want Yes I think it was 1988 Or 1989 That I walked into a record store In Pasadena Called Poo Boz Oh yes Poo Boz Very famous And I picked up an EP On Sympathy for the Devil For the record industry Yeah Cause I used to love That label back then Yeah it was a great label Trash can school And a bunch of other good shit We were good friends of ours Yeah And I picked up that EP And let me tell you It changed my fucking mind I believe I've seen you I think it was 1989 I saw you at Club Lingerie And I think I think Soundgarden Was opening for you You've played I would not be surprised You've played We've played like some great bands Open for us and surpass us Let me just start off by saying this I think it's a travesty That there are so many artists That are doing what you Were doing almost 25 years ago 30 years ago There were a few of us And they're fucking making All that dough man They're making all that dough And no one gives credit to you But let's be fair It's a crap shoot Let's be fair Are you an Alice Cooper fan? Is this where you got This from? Yeah And even before that It's Screamin' Jay Hawkins Oh Oh Yes Let me take my straps off He really Really At some point It does start hurting right? Let's Before we get into it Let's introduce The rest of the new band Because you've resurrected Haunted Garage That's right Please introduce your The old guys Are just like Fat out of it Are the old guys All mature now? Are they What are What are they doing? Well I don't know If you say mature Would be the right word Are they in rehab? Or what's going on? Old folks home They're all On parole Aging in various stages Of grace or not I partied I partied with Johnny Which was your The Japanese bass player I believe Yeah I think he's Korean Or something Well you know Whatever same shit Anyways I partied All our eyes were closed Back in 1980 He's a real party guy I partied with that guy And I swear to God I remember vividly going You're not gonna live Past 2000 No way Oh he was a crazy Motherfucker Oh he was? I think I lost Half of my party Are you? Really? Oh yeah Oh dude Man he was pretty central My nose is still hurting Cause of that There was one game he played And like you know I insist Like pretty much Do whatever you want Like drink whatever you want Smoke whatever you want But just like Be able to play it You know When you're on stage And uh One night we went to this rave And this was before raves Were just all like Hip hop music And stuff like that And uh I don't think we went on Until about 3 3.30 in the morning And stuff like that Oh my god And uh He dropped acid Oh that must have been A great show Naturally It was great Because it was just like Chaos personified And But the thing about Johnny Is Johnny Was like And probably might be still I get that you bed members Are like Fuck Johnny Look at this guy He's like Dude I just spent two hours Putting on this makeup You asked This guy This guy was Amazing He was like Such a I don't know what the right word is But like Habitual liar That That like you know We're talking like Why did you drop acid He goes like Didn't that girl over there She like put acid in my mouth And then she held her hands Why is there steak around me Yeah And then she put Her hands around my mouth So I didn't have any choice But to like To eat the acid And we're going Wow I believe you No that is not true But the thing is He's the type of guy Who if you Like his girlfriend Caught him like Fucking Another girl He was going like You didn't see that Was it me Yeah it wasn't me That was some other guy's butt cheeks Now let's Let's mention Your new band Because you've just resurrected Haunted Garage That's right Within last Who are these gentlemen Sitting right here These guys like Are really just Kind of digging it On bass We have over there In the death row In the orange jacket That's Death Row Tall Death Row Tall Otherwise known as Patty Rowan And this guy Is like a mean Bass player too He's got Really This guy could be Playing either Stuff with Primus Or with Like a lot of the Bluesier type Guys You know Really That's a compliment People Exactly It's that big Thunka Thunka Both these guys We saw several people In one day And it was just like We're not going to look Any further You know This guy I've known for a while He used to work That's Satan Just Satan Or Just Satan Just Satan Just Satan Just Satan Alright Andy Milligan No Andy Not Andy Ford right? No No No No I didn't hear a smoke A ball Now I can't even think Of his last name anymore Alright gents Well welcome all To the very Mad Exhibit Cab Show Chavez Did you just say Chaza? Yeah He used to Andy And Chavo Let me Let me ask you Right off the bat Let me finish He used to He used to What show is this? Mine or yours? He used to I agree Look at the Historical Mondo video Welcome to Doogie Land And like Every time I'd see him there Like at Mondo video They'd be playing like It was such a fun place to be Because like you know All these like Like pervs And people would come there And they'd be Doing shit eating videos In the back Of the store Jerking off their own face Yeah like Didn't somebody Taste your shit once? Yeah on a plate This is like Johnny fucking All over again That's the first place I saw Like Extreme Elvis And the The The gang from Whitney High All that Let me ask you Right off the bat Let me ask you Right off the bat Doogie Why resurrect Haunted Garage now? Why keep Why bring this band back? People Finally it was right And finally I think I was at a point Where At least Could handle Doing it again And And stuff like that And people just Kept on asking me So I thought I'd try it one more time Now let me ask you Right there Are you amazed Are you amazed That not only Because Let's go back A little bit of time You played religiously Back in the The late 80s And you played With some amazing Let me mention Some of these bands That I know first hand Because I've been Following you since back then I know that you've opened For Soundgarden When they When they didn't have millions Okay You played with 45 Grave You played with The Cramps I saw you on that tour We toured with them Yeah I mean I've seen you With some amazing Fucking bands And you played Through Throughout all these decades Haunted Garage Here in Los Angeles Has always been revered As revered As one of the Pivotal bands Because not only What you do on stage But the energy That you bring You really love this You really live this You live it right Well they also have The songs to back it up It's not just They're not just Slopping shit on the floor It's just basically Like a B-splatter movie On stage Is like what I wanted It to be And it started out Being like A band that was Going to cover Like bad songs From bad movies In fact In fact Two of the songs We covered Are on the new Danzig album Born Mean A.K.A. Satan And Devil's Angels They sound like shit You mean the best of 2015? Oh god Danzig's last album? Easy easy He's got good lawyers But yeah We played with One of my favorites Is just because He was like an idol Since I was a little kid And I was like We opened for Screamin' Jay Hawkins Nice That's awesome Yeah Now that you're back on stage Are you enjoying Doing it now? Now let me Before you answer that I'm no longer That 18, 19 year old kid That used to go see you play Yeah Okay My back hurts My feet hurt I mean I went to Last time I saw you I believe it was Caffeinella My fucking feet Were killing me Okay but I was there Because I love Dookie How do you do it? How do you do it? You know It's just like It's a big love For the For the The music And to perform It's like You know I'm getting on But does your lower back Love it too? I mean No it doesn't at all Yeah I'm trying to Remedy that And I don't know how But Wheelchairs Sativa Sativa Cannabis Sativa and two wheelchairs All that stuff It's ended a few shows Yeah it's like Cannabis and Netflix I have a Flying monkey That pushes me around In a wheelchair Are you enjoying Playing with these guys now? Oh absolutely Even more so Because Why? Why is that? Because they're not Fucking wieners You know They're just That's a fair answer That's a fair answer Party Garage Was like Great When things were going great But they were also like Like really hard to work with Our egos clash Like a lot And they're Kind of always The musicians resented The fact that like The stage show Got so much attention And stuff like that And so we both Broke up Basically when Well You know Everything was breaking out In my life At one period But basically They wanted me to cut out Doing the theatrics Oh you gotta be Fucking kidding me Really? That's dumb What Gabby Godhead Wanted more guitar solo time Or what? I think it was more King and Johnny Ho Yeah That were Yeah they look like Rock stars But That's what we used to call him We used to call him Glam fag Yeah He was the Bitch magnet You know Whoops It was so funny Alright we're gonna get Into some Music right now But we're gonna come back After we're gonna talk More with Diggie Fleisswater The legend What you got up on What you got on play Jimmy? We're gonna be playing it Right now Nice Chester Why don't you take us Away with some music Hit it Oh and Ask me about my movie Career at some point Oh I I did Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Are you feeling gross and twisted? Are you feeling gross and twisted? Are you feeling gross and twisted? Are you feeling gross and twisted? Are you feeling gross and twisted? guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Just call me Satan Of the morning Satan Just nobody nobody nobody nobody Set the level on fire Set the level on fire Damn your self-doubt Damn your self-doubt Damn your self-doubt Damn your self-doubt Damn your self-doubt Damn your self-doubt Damn your self-doubt Welcome to hell Welcome to hell Welcome to hell, baby Your wicked love Is a demon from hell I can't possess you Your hot tongue Let me out of your head Your crazy blisters From big black lies That tell Of our love's fallen Hell Your love Is a demon from hell Welcome Welcome Welcome to hell To hell To hell To hell To hell To hell To hell To hell To hell To hell See, we are escaping That's right I'm standing around the street When the wind is not blowing I'm talking about everything That's going on And I see what's wrong with him He was wearing sunglasses At the dark Something has never been done To nobody Don't nobody Something has never been done To nobody To nobody Its nobody guitar solo guitar solo Take me to the Mexican campus I'll pop the sound of the real dream Take me to that Miguel town Where I can score some of that heroin for him guitar solo Take me to the Mexican campus I'll pop the sound of anywhere you can Push me into the garbage can Teach this white boy to be Mexican Yeah guitar solo Drunk in pain Making a care of a man Let's score some of that heroin You know the way to make a white boy sing Take me nobody nobody nobody Take me back to the time when we were staying to the real end Get this right for the big success Take me back Take me Take me Take me Take me back again, girl, yeah Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Pretty, pretty, pretty one Come on and stay with me Pretty, pretty, pretty one Come on and sit on my knee I told you a story, yeah A long, long time ago Pretty, pretty, pretty one I really love you so Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Ohh, ohohoohoo Ohhohoohooo Ohhohooooo Ohhohooo Mind nobody Ohhohoooo Ohhohooo Ohhohoo Ohhooo Ohhooo I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody Who opened for them? We were talking about this during the break And my ears and brain are splitting I mean, Tool, Regnus, Machine White Zombie He can go on and on and on Before we get to Dookie Why don't you tell us what we heard And then we're going to get into this amazing history of this man Oh yes, we ended the song with the legendary Screaming Jay Hawkins As Dookie noted earlier They shared a stage with Oh my god, how I wish I could have been there With his song, Itty Bitty Pretty One Ooh Ooh I love me some bite-sized titties Ooh Ooh yeah You got some problems Yeah And before that, we heard Evil Dead from 2015 And before that, we heard the legendary Oh man, Butthole Surfers You want to talk about a band to listen to on cannabis? Holy shit We opened from them Yeah I'm very well aware of that I saw that show actually What a show Dude As a matter of fact, I think that's when Gilby was doing the mousetraps on his tits I don't know about that As a matter of fact, I remember Isn't that when like Gabby got pissed on stage or something like that? I always heard the story where they had the blow-up baseball bat filled with piss Oh Who, us? No, no, no, Butthole Surfers Oh, Butthole Surfers No, but We had to up our game Well Let's continue Let's digress We should have made that shooting video just show We should have just Oh man I should have thought I thought just getting naked with a rat trap on my dick was like You were so G-rated I know, man That's so A-squad Yeah, now we have to like It's just like most of the gigs we go to are like in public, you know Like a zombie walk and stuff like that So we have to like, you know We have to like mellow it out Haunted Garage has gone PG-13 Yeah Family friendly Oh boy We do as much as we can But still You can only put your dick in so many mousetraps, man You know what? Let's just I'll be quick I'm sorry I'll be quick Butthole Surfers, Mexican Caravan from their awesome record, Psychic Powerless and Another Man's Sack Before that, we heard the legendary Kramps, Sunglasses After Dark Another band Another great band Haunted Garage played with Yes, yes From their record, the songs, The Lord Taught Us If you do not have that record, get out of my country, please That's what We're talking about That's the one that made me a total Kramps fan Yeah, I mean, dude That's just bulletproof Can't touch it Before that, we heard Welcome to Hell from the record Possession Park as played by Haunted Garage Let me ask you real quick here Possession Park, when it came out on Metal Blade How in the fuck did you get on Metal Blade? Because at that time, Metal Blade was signing a whole other demographic of bands And did you get any of that Goo Goo Dolls money from that record? No, not really So Metal Blade didn't make you a millionaire either? No, no I don't think Goo Goo did either They claim we didn't make a dime on us Yeah, but now you know what, Brian Slagle's fucking I know Been riding limousines for 40 years Yeah But, you know, I'm probably If I could afford an auditor right now, maybe they'd show up We'd make like five bucks or something like that This is what bothers me, and I'm being dead serious here Obviously, you and I have two things in common We're both manic And number two, we're both mad And number two, we're both broke Have you ever made any money Have you ever made any money off what you've done Or all these other artists who have ripped you off? We, well, I don't consider, like, ripping them off I mean, there's so much I could mention a couple bands right now Well, maybe a couple Just a couple There was just something that was going around at that time Like I said, there was a lot happening in L.A. that were like that But there were a lot of bands that came out that we didn't know about yet That we made That we didn't know about yet We met later, like Guar And the voluptuous horror of Karen Black Karen Black And the swinging in udders And impotent sea snakes And stuff like that And a great band from San Francisco called Tragic Mulatto They had this, like, fat girl that used to puppet her tits And What is that shit now? Yeah Yeah, exactly It's like, you know, just the vibe that was going around On the underground scene Was just bursting all over the place So would you say that you're wealthy more with just the memories And the history of what you were a part of? Because at that time when you were playing in Los Angeles Oh, yeah, I was definitely Amazing bands Pygmy Love Circus You know, Celebrity Skin Bunch of great fucking bands you were playing with I didn't start really doing too much creatively Until I got, like, late 20s So, uh It was just like Just, like, went crazy Now, let me ask you this This is Were you inspired to do what you were doing on stage then and now? Because of your career? Because of your acting career? Because a lot of people don't know that you were also an actor, correct? Yeah Talk to us a little bit about that And also with my deep love for everything horror You know A lot of those songs, like, on When you say horror When you say horror I didn't mean to cut you off But when you say horror You're referring, obviously, to the golden era of horror The golden era of horror You're not talking about now, right? Basically from the 30s to the 60s Okay, yeah Early 70s, too Uh Because that's the stuff I grew up on Watching Which was just a great time to grow up Because, like Uh You had, like, all the Universal Monster movies that were on TV And all the trashy 50s movies were starting to come on as well Like The Brain That Wouldn't Die and stuff like that And Godzilla Uh And But all this great weird shit Like The Sentinel And Fantastic Voyage And stuff that was happening In the theaters You know, The Omen And The Exorcist and all that So, uh So, it's like You could just Kept yourself There was just this glut Of amazingly good Or amazingly bad But entertaining Monster movies Out at that time So, yeah It really shaped me But you were considered the geek You know But you were influenced in a positive way, right? Like, you weren't Jeffrey Dahmer With, like, heads in your refrigerator No, no, no, no You weren't smashing fucking pets Fucking heads They're just heads on this On this console right now Does it blow your mind, though? Because this is a real Uh Adult question Because we are adults Does it blow your mind now That a lot of these movies That are out now They have to kind of keep it tame Or They don't really They get so much flack Because of the way society is now Where, like, these kids Oh, it's definitely They watch a movie And then next thing you know They're going to school And blowing shit up Yeah, because we were Definitely, like, inspired by Uh Hunter Garage was inspired by Grindhouse Completely Absolutely And, uh Uh You know And so was Glenn Danzig, too And, uh In fact, that's why Two of his songs Which we covered Are on his new album It's all Grindhouse stuff And, uh And his songs, too And the first This couple albums They were all Half of them were based on Uh Horror movies That I grew up watching Yeah Too Uh May Lenormi Who played Vampyra Uh Said she had to chase him out Of her trash Uh More than a couple of times Now, let me ask you this Being that You scampons Being that you have new members here We're going to talk to you guys In a minute But being that you have New members here And they're relatively Younger than you and I Do you find A camaraderie with them In regards to Haunted Garage? Well, I'm fine And shit like that Yeah Or let me ask you Do you guys Do you guys really Find a camaraderie With Dookie And the history Do you respect And understand How amazing this man was As an artist? The stuff Which we're not too far Off in age I might look younger But the stuff What moisturizer Are you wearing? You are Wanderoos The horror stuff The stuff he's talking about You know Growing up with that The 70s And the way the horror was then It was a lot It was It was acceptable And it was just Something you did And it was alright to be scared Yeah, it was It was brutal But you were known It was cool What the problem is Right now Is the suits Are running the game You know And it's like Independent filmmaking It's like All Kind of like Morphed Into Being like There's hardly any money in it It was young then But yeah It was still young then And you could get Like fresh movies That were cheap But like really Amazing like They fucked your mind Assault on Precinct 13 And stuff like that Now correct me if I'm wrong I Cause I don't know this about you In your private life And I really don't want to get Too much into it But do you have children? Do you have kids? Oh no Not a chance Okay Consider us all lucky We have been spared I don't know I don't want to reflect that About anybody Is there a Is there a Mrs. Is there a Mrs. Doogie Fleisswater? There's a I mean I know There's a There's a woman who's like Special to me Okay But I gave her a ring That she like Finds ugly The reason why I'm asking this Is because do you I just barely now I'm fucking I'm gonna be 46 I just barely now Found a woman that says You know what You're into this Okay I'll accept it But But prior to that Prior to that I had to deal with Oh my god You're still into that? You haven't grown out of that? And then sure enough The legs start closing And then I'm tortured This This woman I'm in Which now And we've been together We're going on like Our seventh year And she's young She's in her early 30s God bless you I hope so Hi Amber And Hi Amber Yes My name's Amber Hi Amber Did I just say Amber? I'm Amber I'm Amber I'm Amber I'm Amber I'm Amber I'm Amber I'm Amber I'm Amber I'm Amber I'm Amber This guy's been paying attention Take note Did I tell Amber's story on air Or off the air? Off the air Off the air We'll get that later Yeah we will Anyway That's your show You can say what you want She was living with this girl For a long time And who introduced her To Haunted Garage And so they played The album at home And then when we had The reunion With Gabby And his band She was She got dragged along And then After that It was like Love that first thing? Yeah, exactly. Love that first fucking thing? Love that first bus trip? Yeah, exactly. She started stalking me on MySpace and calling me up and saying, like, can we please have phone sex? I'm like, I'm waiting to get some of the relationship stuff straightened out. Now, one of the things that I recall about your show. We have no problems with the age difference. One of the things that I recall about your shows back then that I've noticed do not go into, that terrain doesn't go into now or I haven't seen it, is that back then you were more sexually deviant. Oh, yeah. With, you know, the Duchess de Sade and, you know, the whole Gorgor girls. Well, what's going on with that? I mean, I know now they probably don't look like they did then, but why not get new? This is the time to put. We're trying to. Come up on stage with, please. Would that be great? Yeah, we're looking for people that, like, can do, like, contortions, people to come on stage, people to dance. Be better if you can do all that stuff. And be able to do some backing vocals every once in a while. Dude, you should go to Jumbo's. Yeah. There's no shortage of those kind of chicks, man. They want money, though. Yeah. Yeah. And in our shows, they got to put electrical tape over their nipples. Lame. Yeah. Lame. Yeah. You know, it used to, it was just, like, more acceptable back then. And it's like, now I would, like, risk getting, being a sexual offender, like, right off the bat. Oh, no way. Really? Yeah. But, because there's some just. I just let it all. I just let it all hang out, you know? Oh, I know. I recall. Literally. So, yeah, but like I said, I was, like, I was much more manic then. I was not diagnosed yet with being manic depressive. And so, like, you know, it was just like, let's do this, let's do this. Oh, fuck it. I'm going to take my clothes off, you know? And Barb was no stranger to exhibitionism either. You know, she was, like, a stripper. And. So, it's, it just. And people would just egg us on. So, what do we need to do? Do we need to go, like, to the Sam Hoffbrons and try to recruit new gore-gore girls? Maybe so, yeah. Is that what we need to do? We need to get some girls on there? I think so. I think it's just. But we want people that would really enjoy doing it, too. Oh, yeah, of course. I screwed up with our last one. Like you said, you were just talking about, it's got to tame her, right? So, we were playing for. Alex's, yeah. Yeah, we were playing Alex's bar for this woman, Cherie. Cherie, this big sweetheart to her cancer benefit, right? Right. And 45 Grave was playing there and some other bands were playing there. And we got on and did our thing. And we had a dancer who danced for us for a while, Christine Ives or Christine Ohos. And she's been in a lot of. Yeah, she's just wonderful. Very nice person. Great dancer. And she does the human pin cushion thing on stage. Nice. Which hammers, like, you know, two penny nail into her nose. Everything like that. And then spits up blood. Well, I started to lick up some of the blood off her stomach. And her boyfriend, who's in a band, just fucking blew his top. Wow. But, I mean, Dookie, I mean, hepatitis. That didn't come to mind? No, it was corn syrup. Well, it was, yeah. Dookie's taste. If you're on stage, you're fair game. Okay, okay. So, one night, why don't you come up on stage with us? You want me to put mouse tracks on my nipples? We'd be very interested to see what you'd come up with. Counselor, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for you to do some freaky shit. You know what I mean? If you want me to go up on stage and, you know, fuck my people, I don't do that. Just rub that special Jimmy Cab's belly up. We got a gig at Burning Man. Believe me, it would be anything goes. And I know somebody who's missing an arm that's in the S&M. That I could talk to. She's been. She's been interested in performing with us. But the thing with her and her husband is we'd have to work it so, like, it wouldn't take too much setup time. Because they do a lot of things with suspensions and stuff like that. Nice. I have a quick question. When did all of what we were talking about earlier with the horror and the movies and whatnot, when did that meet the music in terms of birthing Haunted Garage? Where you started from and where you are now? It started because, like, basically this book that came out at the time, at one point in time during the early 80s, that everybody had called the 50 Worst Films All Time by Harry and Michael Medved. And we'd seen most of them. And we also noticed that there was bad music in each song, in each film, too. So we took, like, you know, the biker song from Satan Sadist and Born Mean. And we covered the blob. And that's how it started. But we figured it became clear that nobody knew that these were from, like, movies. At least not the majority of people. And so we said, well, let's just keep with the theme and start writing our own. Because they were all good musicians and everything. Now, you have new music coming up. What is influencing the new music? Because we are in 2000. We're in 2016, you know. What horror movies are influencing you now? I think it's because I have more music. It's the musicians, you know. Creepy pasta. And it's just that I've been able to broaden my scope of what I like in terms of metal. In fact, new metal is about the only new music I like right now. Wow. When you say new metal, do you mean, like, extreme metal? The different genres and what's been, like. So are you, like, into block metal and death metal? Some of it. Some of it, yeah. Nice. Oh, wow. Andy, Satan here helps bring a lot. Yeah, yeah. He brings a lot. He introduced me to Ghost and, like, a whole lot of other bands. You should be hanged. I'm not a Ghost fan. But, yeah, yeah. I've gotten, like, pretty open to shit in my old age and stuff like that. Hey, I used to think Motley Crue was, like, a big fucking joke. And then I went to see the Farewell. Yeah, look at them now. They're laughing at all of us. Look at them. Dude, I was blown away. Were you? Yeah. It was pretty incredible. Yeah, who's driving a Ferrari? Not me. Let me just say this. Haunted Garage, past and present, is a show that you must go see. Make sure you go check out Haunted Garage. We're still trying to get as much theatrics as possible. Why isn't Poole taking you out on tour? Or at least playing a show, right? Where's Danny? Get on. Come on, dude. They did a couple shows with Green Jelly, who also opened up for us. I always thought Green Jelly ripped you guys off, too. But I was told that was funny. You know, they didn't. Influenced. Yeah. They did. Maybe they were a little more influenced by us to go more extreme. But when I first saw them at a rehearsal hall, I mean, they had the cardboard boxes painted up like carving amps. But that's a totally different puppet show. Yeah. The puppet show is different. This is gore. Haunted Garage 2016 is not only resurrected, but they're running fucking deviantly wild. So you have new music coming out. When is this album going to be coming out? It should be coming out at the end of mid-February. It'll be available for downloading and streaming. Oh, for Black History Month. That's right. Yes. Absolutely. Well, as far as music goes, the actual hard copy, we're waiting on some great art. The actual hard copy, we're shooting for March 21st. Okay. But as of now, you can stream it. And we're getting ready to do Amazon and iTunes. But there's a new beta site called... Arena. And it's called betaarena.com. And you just go there and you type in Haunted Garage. And by tomorrow, you should be able to download and stream the new EP. Yes. Amazon, finally, you can stream us on Amazon Prime. And they got the record for downloading, the original record, Possession Park. And it's on iTunes. Now, here's the deal. Haunted Garage has new music. But before we get into the new music, I got to mention this. So, as you were approaching, Patty, as you were coming to the studio here, why don't you tell our audience... For those of you that are watching the live feed, as you can see, Haunted Garage is very well decorated today. Can you imagine this guy walking in? It's like any other show. So, looking at my iPhone and the directions and parking and having two bags of, you know, bones and guts and shit. And being dumb. And being dumb. Thank you, Andy. All right. I looked at the wrong room number. And I went to 1610. Yeah, don't give up the fucking suite. I basically went to the wrong floor. I don't want Dookie's fans walking in here. I went to the wrong floor. And the guy's door was unlocked. And I opened the door. And literally, there's a pit bull right there. And a gentleman laying on his bed. Can you imagine this guy walking in? Just like I look now with the bag of... It's a public. It's a public. Yeah, I'm looking for Jimmy. Where's the show? It's crazy. And I realized. And I looked at the room number. And I looked at my phone. You're lucky you didn't get a shocker. I said, sorry, man. I gave him a fist bump. Wrong address. All right. There you go. And I'm still alive. So, see. Haunted Garage is still sick and twisted as ever. We're going to be playing some new music right now. Chester, take it away. Yeah. The funeral is about to begin, sir. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Yes, I am. Okay, before we revel here, Johnny, let me get this straight. So, Dookie, you mentioned that you had a girl on stage that would join you on stage. Yeah, recently. And that somehow you licked her blood. Well, she would hammer, well, she was dancing so decorately, and then she would hammer a nail in her nose, you know? Right, right. And then she would pull it out, and then she would spit fake blood. Awesome shit. And, you know, she's on the stage. Awesome. What am I going to do, ignore her? You know, so all this blood goes down her stomach. And her boyfriend got upset, right? And her boyfriend's Mike Monster of the Spooky? I did not say that. I did not say that. Oh, a few years. Anyway. Talk about irony. Talk about irony. Whoever it was, last year, last Christmas, I wrote this song on We Put a Video. So, he's going to call, you know. 1-800, what's the number? He can call 1-800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562, yes. Is that the number to call? So, I recorded the 12 days of Christmas. Right. Right? And. And, you know, I made it all filthy. Like, you know, like, nine facts of felching, you know. There's anal beads. And you sent it to everyone. I sent it to everybody, including his girlfriend, Christine. And so, I get this, her boyfriend, whoever that is. Who we all know, by the way. I said, dude, why are you sending things about anal beads to my girlfriend? Oh, man. Poor Dickie. Misunderstood. I do that to everybody. If my mom was still alive, she'd be getting the same email. I hear you. You and I. Listen, you and I have a lot in common. We're both definitely misunderstood. We're both, you know what? We're fucking creative geniuses. We're both fucking pervs. We're both creative geniuses who love vagina. You gotta lighten up and just have a sense of humor with it. And, you know. You're both like David Bowie. You're like Starman, man. You're a nice guy, man. We're both broke. You know, I hear on the last track of this album. And you like to choke. If you play it backwards, you can hear him say, is there cock in heaven? Is there cock in heaven? Hey, let me ask you this. Hey, Chester, you want to turn off the bed music? I did a video with Bowie, too. He had a meltdown. It was incredible. Oh, they all did. These are dudes that were like, they got their ass kicked for decades. They had like about 21 video monitors stacked like a big pyramid. And he goes, okay, let's go on to the next scene. And the director goes, we have to shoot. Let's shoot another bit here or else it won't match. He goes, no, we don't. He goes, yes, we do. No, we do. I'm sorry. So halfway through the take, Bowie's had enough. And he just kicks the bottom left corner of the monitors. And the whole fucking thing comes tumbling down like a pyramid and everything. Broken TV monitors everywhere. And he just walks off stage and comes up to like one of the punk rockers extras. He goes, got a cigarette? Wow. He's an artist. Back in the day, especially at that time, you know, the late 80s, which was at the fall end of that whole decadent Hollywood scene. Mm-hmm. Did you get any chlamydia from that whole thing? Because there used to be a lot of hot girls that would go to your shows. A very valid question, by the way. But I enjoy it. Did you tap a lot of that? You know something? I would stick with like one for a while. So you're a loyal guy. Yeah, pretty much. That's probably why you're alive. That's why you don't have AIDS. I was with like Barb from Duchess de Sade for many years. Oh, she's gorgeous. And she toured with us. So it's like, you know. Do you still talk to? Unless she was into a three-way, you know. It's just like, I was just nothing to do. I was well covered anyway. What did you say? I was, I just pictured you fucking. All right. New music. Wait, wait. Awkward segue. I was about to go on stage at the Coconut Teaser one. I was about to go on stage at the Coconut Teaser one. And Flea and Anthony both knew Barb. And so I guess, and I think for a while she was, she was dating one of the other Chili Peppers. Yeah. She was. Yeah. And, and just about to go on stage and Flea grabs my shoulder and goes like, dookie, Barb says, you got a big dick. Would you like, would you like to show us? Do you want me to show it? Yeah, why not? Show the camera. He has two mousetraps, by the way. And it was Pierce too. Hey, you know who I, you know who I almost fucked up at one of your shows? Perry Farrell. Perry Farrell. Oh, Perry. He almost kicked his ass. Oh, dude, I'm sitting through and through. Even back then, I was younger and more, I almost fucked him up. That guy, I didn't know it was Perry Farrell, but it was Perry Farrell. Did he have a bottle of wine? No, he was doing that whole fucking Jamaican dreadlock shit. Yeah. All right. So new music. You got a new band. You're rejuvenated. You're back to doing what you know best. You're back. What can we expect? What can new audience expect? How can you keep this generation from focusing on their phones and watching you on stage like you did me 20 years ago, 25 years ago? You know, you just got to trust in yourself and have a budget. Piss on them. Yeah. And come to the fucking, come to the show. If you don't come to the show, you can't experience the blood and guts. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know, it's one thing to watch. It's one thing to watch Haunted Garage stuff on YouTube, which I have done. I'm not going to lie. But I mean, it's a whole other thing to experience the blood, guts and glory of the show live for what it is. It's incomparable. A couple of venues that will let us go full tilt. Are you censored at venues, really? Yeah. Some places go like. How can Watain have fucking decomposing fucking goat heads? Literal dead flesh. Exactly. They bring people in. They bring a lot of people in. That's it. That's it. So who wants to die? So we're just like back to paying our dues, basically, with the new generation that doesn't know who we are anymore. No wonder. No wonder. A lot of people still come to see us sometimes and everything, and that's nice. But like, you know, we just got to get the numbers up, you know, and then I think things will just kind of like sort itself out just like it used to. Yeah. You know, for me, once I put my mind to it before, it was like I just found out a bunch of stuff I used to reach. Garbage cans of like. Drop warehouses and stuff like that. And, you know, we knew people that were just starting to get into makeup and stuff like that. Brian Moore and Mike Chainsaw, who's now a head of like, you know, does a lot of the big projects at KNB and stuff like that. All this and great stuff for us, you know, helping us get started and stuff with the shows and everything. We the thing between us and Quar, I think, is like Quar is like more over the top than we are. And. We're like more intimate and we're more into that slasher type of mentality where they were more like, you know, you're going to rip the poop off. But so like that made some people really nervous. In fact, this one place we used to play the coconut teaser. I found out just not too long ago. Had they. I knew their staff was mostly Mexican. But when we played. Did you have a fucking nigga? Fucking. You come out with I.N.S. Jackets. And. When we were on stage. How did you? It was only when we left the stage that they would come in back in the building and wash dishes and do this. Were they doing the fucking side of the cross? El Diablo. Satanás. I don't know what that is. It's a donkey. Satanico. I did go to the Grand Central Market one night and get a skin goat head. And I think that's what did it. But. Hey, Dios mio. I don't know what else I was talking about. Here's the deal, ladies. Here's the deal, ladies and gentlemen. Haunted Garage has new music. It'll be coming out. I believe you said March. Well, March 12th will be the hard copy, but it's going to be ready to stream coming up soon. Tomorrow. Again, Arena. ArenaBeta.com. It's in beta. Next 10 days it's going to go Arena. But Amazon, iTunes, that's going to be happening. That's going to be first. And also, make sure you go and hunt down Possession Park. It's still in print. I still see copies out. I don't know. I don't know why you're not getting paid for that. You can get. Yeah, don't get me started on that. Brian Slagle. Actually, Brian Slagle. Are we fighting for the recyclables at the end of the show? Yes. We had to have a go-between with our manager at the time and Brian Slagle because they were afraid of us. Yeah. Well, you guys were the real deal. Yeah, they were really afraid of us. And they were afraid that we were going to just like. What, Gabby was going to throw fuck them or something? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were actually appalled that we were polite. I would like to see two things happen this year for you. Number one, I would like to see you being recognized not only here in the underground press and in Los Angeles. I would like to see you seriously being recognized for what you've been doing for almost 30 years. I want to. And I would like to see some of these musicians that shared the stage with you and opened up for you that are now multimillionaires to at the very least. I would like to see some of these musicians that shared the stage with you that are now multimillionaires to at the very least. Fucking drop your name in the PR fucking release. Wear a t-shirt. Jesus. Wear a t-shirt. Come on on show. Hey, Danny. Where's that t-shirt for Jimmy, by the way? Hey, Tool. Cool, too. Tool, why don't you bring out this band when you play in Los Angeles? They just played San Diego. You could have had fucking Haunted Garage. Yeah. 20 minutes, man. Come on. Give me a break. Well, we do have some more music to play, Cap. Yeah, we're going to be playing one more track off the new stuff there. Chester, why don't you play this song and then we'll come back and say farewell. Okay. Sweet. Yeah. And if I got any... Oh, uh... nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody When you're straight by the dance I hear the ambulance The reaper shoots a glance Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby nobody nobody nobody Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. Last Johnny. What did we hear? We heard a very biographical tale from Pygmy Love Circus. The name of that song is called Drug Run to Fontana. If you know anything about Southern California, that is where you get drugs. So I'm pretty sure that song was very biographical. That's not the only place. Yeah, exactly. Before that, we heard South Bay's own Red Cross from their record, Neurotica. The song, Janis Jeni and George Harrison. And before that, we started this set properly with our guest, Haunted Garage. The song, Dead State. Dead State. Dead State. Dead State. Dead State. Dead State. Dead State. Dead State. Dead State. Dead State. Let me just say this, Dookie Flyswatter. Let me first start off by thanking you for what you've been doing for over three decades. When I saw you as a kid, and by the way, I can't believe I'm saying that, but when I saw you as a kid, not only were you highly entertaining, but you also really brought to the stage this whole immense performance that really, after every show I would see, would leave me completely fucking mesmerized. And the bus ride back... And drenched in blood. Yeah. And by the way, that bus ride back home to East Los Angeles when it was the RTD. Rough, tough, and dangerous. It was very pleasant. So I want to thank you for doing what you're doing. And then I also want to say you are the only person here in Los Angeles that can cure this dreaded disease of these kids that are addicted to these fucking phones with your show. So I'm glad you're back. Yeah. I'm glad Haunted Garage is back. For those of you that do not know what I'm talking about, go check out Haunted Garage. Patty, how can they find out about your music and your band? Other than Facebook, Haunted Garage, we are going to be streaming. Right now it's in beta, so it's betaarena.com. And just type in Haunted Garage. That's for the EP. That's for the EP, the new EP. That's for the new EP. The old album is on iTunes. Pick it up. Readily available. You can. And also, we got plenty. There's some bootleg videos of us live back in the day. Yeah. And the current stuff. Yeah. But definitely in the next couple weeks, we're going to be able to stream our stuff on Amazon. And I do believe iTunes. But Arena right now is the one that should be streaming up tomorrow with our track Slenderman from the new album or EP Slenderman and Other Strange Tales. Now, here's another thing. I want to thank you guys for backing up Dookie and really bringing in a whole positive attitude. And giving this guy the ability to do what he does best. I think we should. Yeah, dude. No attitudes. Absolutely. Bringing Haunted Garage to the 21st century. I've seen what Demon Andy fucks. I've seen your girlfriend. So, you know what? She's pretty good looking. I wonder if you would have got her if you weren't in Haunted Garage. He's got two horns. What do you got? I see what he did. Haunted Garage gets you late even now. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. Touche. wondering lead guitar player tonight, Eric. Right on. Shredding guitar player. And to Brian Beaver who is amazing. Solid guy. Solid drummer. Solid drummer. Awesome. Amazing. Glad to play with every single wondering nobody. Great arrangements. Smallest nobody in the band. Really helped us with the EP because he did pre-production. So, we recorded pre-production. Basically. Really ironed out a lot of steps. That's what he's wondering. And I'm wondering if nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody I'm trying to do some more convention stuff this year because I have a B-movie career, too. That's right. I was in Surf Nazis Must Die. I was in Star Slammer. I also wrote that. I wrote Blood Diner, which has got now a lot of fans. If you haven't seen Blood Diner, it's even up on YouTube. See it. It's like a really good splatter comedy. Funny as fuck. I was in the Sorority Babes and the Slime Bowl Bularama. I saw that one. A bunch of stuff. Do you want to hug Dookie? He's huggable. Betty Page Dark Angel. Clive Barker's Lord of Illusions. Nice. Nice. All right. Well, listen. And others. Before we go, let me just say this. In Los Angeles, there are a lot of musicians that they think they are creating something, and they're not. And then there are those that just go up on stage, and they just do what they love best. It comes naturally. It comes naturally. And they become. They become fucking unforgettable. Dookie Fleisswater and Honda Garage, you are one of those. Yeah. Thank you. And I commend you. Thank you. Anybody who has anything negative to say about Dookie, you either need to be on meds or you are a fucking total dick. You do yourself. Get out of my country. I don't know. Everybody loves Dookie. What are we going to do with the other shirts? Are you going to give them away? We're going to give them away right now. So here's the deal. So we got. Are we going to. What do we got? What did you bring? I brought an extra large for him. I think there's two larges in there. We can do free shit Sunday because it's not Sunday. Yeah. And I just want to say we, of course, only by Dookie's choice. If somebody wants a signed bone. Oh. That's nice. Or I just thought about if you want to sign your fucking dick in the bathroom. No, no, no. Okay. So we'll get back to that. I think we'll probably save the hands. We might have a couple of bones. But yeah, we also have some stickers. If you want any body parts, come to our shows. You'll get one. That's it. All right. All right. All right. All right. We got some free swag here. Make sure you send me a message on Jimmy Cavs Facebook. Don't text me. Don't fucking call me. Don't come to my house. We've got some free swag for you. Dookie Placewater. But you can go to the guy's place, the wrong address and see what happens. Only in downtown. Exactly. In LA. You do that in El Sereno, you get fucking blasted. All right. We're going to end the show with this. Starman. Rest in peace. Major Tom. Go home. Chester. End it. All right. I went to go see. See? See? See? See? Oh, oh, oh, some cat was laying down some rock and roll at a solar cell. Then the loud sound that seemed to bite came back like a slow voice on a wave of ice. That weren't no DJ, that was Hazy Cosmic Time. There's a starman waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds. 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