you you you you I love you I see you looking Hello, everyone. This is Nancy. Hi, and this is Dr. Rozzy. And you are now just joining us for the love fight. We're a little bit late. And punctuality is, like, my thing. I know, but it's everything that's going on down here, so. And we were very lucky to find parking, so. We so were. We so were. But, yeah, so, hello, everyone. And just to give you a little recap of last week's episode. Wait, what are we talking about? Oh, my God. Bondage. Oh, that's right. We talked about bondage. Hello. We talked about bondage, my bread and butter. Yes. And we also had an interesting phone call from Miss H. Yes, we did. You did what I would refer to as lost your shit when she called. Yeah, I would definitely call it chony wet. I would. I would definitely call it that. Like blushing like you're doing right now. I hope Miss H calls in again and gets you all flustered. Well, she's out of town, and she's probably busy, so she probably won't call. And if she's listening, then that's up to her. But anyways. Anyways. So, yeah, we talked about bondage, and we talked about just different ways to restrain your partner if you need to. And... And why wouldn't you want to? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. I'm not kidding you when I say that it's my bread and butter. I fucking love that shit. Well, what expression did you use this week? Oh, my God. We were texting each other back and forth. You used like a specific... I said it was very freeing. Okay, yeah. It's so strange. You can find freedom in being captured. Being restrained. Being restrained. Yes. And so, yeah. That was a pretty fun episode. I really enjoyed myself. I know you did. I think we all know how much you enjoyed yourself. It was... Yes. It's pretty obvious. Yeah. Yeah. Being on this side of the table was definitely... Mm-hmm. So, tonight's episode will be... Our topic is role-playing. And she giggles. It's... I love it. I love it. It's a lot of fun. But before we get into the nitty-gritty of stuff, let's get some housekeeping done. Yes, definitely. Some of the things that we wanted to talk to you people. Out there today. Is definitely... I wanted to let you know that our shows are up on iTunes to download. Whether you're listening to them here. If you want to take them and share them with coworkers. I don't know if it's suitable for work. But definitely download us on iTunes. Add us on Facebook. The Love Byte. You'll also find us there. Novice Nancy and Dr. Rozzy. And also, we're on Twitter. And please, please add us on Twitter. And mention Nancy. Because she loves it. She loves it when she's at work. So... Oh, you're a... I find that uncalled for. I didn't say why you liked it. I just said you love it. You may as well now tell everyone why I like it. Well, the reason I know you like it is because you posted it on Twitter. That you like it. You like to wait for tweets. With your phone in between your legs. Well, okay. But it's not just tweets. It's really text messages. Or just... It's really just text messages. Or emails. Or anything that makes my phone go vibrate. And it just so happens. To be in my garage. It's kind of like, oh, surprise. Can we please make Nancy's... Go vibrate. Make her cooch vibrate. That is the... Oh, sorry. That would be inappropriate. Her vagina. It's called a vagina. My pudenda. I don't know what that means. But it sounds sophisticated. So, yeah. And also, one more thing before we get started. Oh, yes. It is definitely gift time. It is gift time. Yes. Last week, we did celebrate... We did. We celebrated somebody's birthday. And we totally forgot to give him his gift. Yeah. And what gift would it be? And I probably can't reach all the way over there. But I'm going to try. Actually, I'm going to unplug myself. Unplug herself. And I'm going to roll the net. And here's your gift. Happy birthday from the Love Bites. And can you please tell our listeners what we gave you? Thank you so much. It is a vibrating cock ring. For your pleasure. For my pleasure. For your pleasure. Yeah. Of course. I think a little bit for hers, too. There's a little bit of stuff on here for hers. Ah, fuck her. It's all for you. Thank you so much. Yes, because you asked us that question about... I think it was you about toys for him. Yeah. Toys for boys. And we said we were going to come back with some answers. And we didn't. But we just thought we'd bring you one in for yourself. Mm-hmm. How does it work? You put it on. And there's a little... Unplug myself. She's going to unplug herself again. And it's vibrating. And that is the Podfather vibrating on the love pipe. Yeah. And just so you all know, it's not on his penis right now. So, relax. Wouldn't that be a great show if it was, though? Yeah. That would be a very orgasmic show. I mean, because you and I are not... Unfortunately... Or no, fortunately, because we're girls. And I like being a girl. We don't have penises. But if we ever needed to do something or maybe demonstrate something or whatever that needed audio, we could always use Jeremy's penis. And I'm pretty sure he wouldn't mind. Can we? Can we volunteer your penis? Um, sure. Fantastic. I'll let you know when we do sounding. Okay. What is that? Wow. Well, just for a preview, sounding is when you have something inserted in your penis. Ah, yeah. Yeah. I'm not sure about that. I have nightmares about that. But what was your thing today? Because we were talking today about anal play and how my friends always make fun of me because I'm like... It's an Audi only. You know, it's... Yeah, because it's funny. You say, okay, things are... Some things are completely, like, off limits. You're never going to do them. You will cut a bitch if somebody does them. Mm-hmm. But if you are, you know, more than dipping your toes into the kinky side of the pool, you eventually build up this kind of, like, I don't want to say tolerance, but I guess you build up to something that you may have otherwise said no to. So maybe at some point you're, like, right, like, on the cusp of that. Mm-hmm. And then you're like, you know what? I've done all these other things. This next thing, not that bad. Mm-hmm. Not as bad as I thought it was. Yeah. Because if you would have gone straight there, then maybe. But if you work your way, if you graduate your way up to that, then it's kind of pushing your threshold little by little to the point where you can say, hey, I can do this. Yeah. Yeah. And then we got a message from anal play girl saying, ooh, she likes her twat to be twittered. See? You see what I'm saying? Everybody likes for their twat to be twittered. I am not the only one. I've never tried twittering in that sense. Well. But I might. I might. You should try it. I'm pretty busy at work to just sit there. Oh, my goodness. Whatever. Anyways. So back to the topic at hand. Role playing. Yes. I'm pretty sure a lot of people are familiar with role playing, you know, their regular vanilla environments. Whenever you maybe go through a training at work or maybe like a new hire orientation and there's this kind of like role playing of like how you do a certain task or whatever. So we're all pretty familiar with what role playing is. And I think that's what role playing means. But in this, I guess in the sexual arena, one of the, I guess one of the easiest ways for me to explain it is that you are, you're not yourself. You're someone else. And you are then giving yourself the liberty to do things that you would not normally do. Typically there's someone that is the authority figure. And then there's the other person that is kind of, I guess, I hesitate to use the word submissive. But I guess answers to the authority. You know, cops and robbers, whatever. But it's pretty fun. It's a lot of fun. And it, it lets you get into an open space where you are able to talk about the things that you're okay with, the things that you're not okay with. It's definitely a way to explore turn ons and turn offs also. Like setting your limits. Like I know role playing is great. I do love it. But some of the things that we talked about at the beginning where like I wouldn't do daddy, daddy play. I could not do incest play. Daddy and girl. Yeah. I couldn't do anything like that. But I don't mind being that little Seder girl, you know, getting roughed up by that one little guy. So, but yeah, no, I couldn't do anything like that. So establishing what those limits are, you know, like we've always said the safe, sane and consensual. Know what you are willing to do and what you aren't willing to do. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And because, I mean, we have talked in the past about, you know, you know, fucking someone up physically. Yes. You can really fuck someone up emotionally. And so with role playing, you kind of want to, you know, you want it to stay fun. But at the same time, like, you know, for instance, someone who has been assaulted may not want to do rape play. Just throwing that out there. It's not for everyone. And maybe that's someone, something that you should discuss with whoever you are in your life. Yeah. That is very important when you're discussing this. Any trauma that someone may have endured in the past or whether it was a child or whether it was recent as an adult, it's something that should be discussed because if that person hasn't dealt with the trauma and hasn't overcome the trauma, anything can be triggered. Anything can be a trigger. And a lot of the things that I explain to my clients when I'm doing trauma work is that the body holds memories. The body holds a lot of memories. So if you were sexually assaulted and you were sexually assaulted in a certain way, a certain movement in the play can trigger a very strong flashback. And it can be something so small, so insignificant. Like it can even be like just a word or just a way that they place their hands like on your shoulder. It's so, like, I remember there was a case where like one little girl was triggered just by like an item in the room and we couldn't have that item in the room. So it's like, I don't know. It's little things like that. And I say it wasn't any type of play. Of course, it was therapy. But even the therapeutic tools became a hindrance in therapy. And something like that can become a hindrance in your play. And what we want you to do is we want you to have fun. Absolutely. Absolutely. And excuse me. That wasn't very ladylike. It wasn't very ladylike. But that's what happens when you're drinking wine. You all of a sudden become less ladylike. And that would be all you. You're horrible. You're in. But you're still here. You're still here. So part of deciding, I guess, if you're going to go into role playing or, you know, deciding what types of scenes you want to work out is working within your preferences and your turn-ons. And since it's not you by yourself, you're working with someone else, we all have different turn-ons. We all have different preferences in terms of what stimulates us. For instance, Dr. Razzi just said that. I'm really flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted that I'm flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted doesn't work for me. Yeah. So, you know, something like that would be something that she'd bring up with her partner. And let's say, for instance, her partner didn't want to do that. Then that's like a discussion that has to happen because they have these opposing preferences. That's where negotiation would really come in handy and say, okay, I'll do it. I'll be the little girl, but I'm not going to call you dad. Right. I won't call you father or daddy or anything like that. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And, you know, and say, for instance, and you can always fight and you can always do that. You can always find a middle ground. You know, if somebody wants to do a scene, you can say, all right, I'll do it. But here are the caveats to that. Oh, fancy words with friends there. Sorry. Caveat. But, and you always want to, when you're having that conversation, you want to be aware of yourself and that you don't respond with negative comments. Because let's say Dr. Razi and I are doing something and I tell her that. Let's role play. Let me try. Let me take a drink and try. I'd like to give a shout. I'm so, so, so, so sorry. I'd like to give a shout out to my East Coast twin. He knows who he is. The book pimp. I'm glad you can hear me. See, now I need to hear you. Anyways. Okay. I digress. Anyways. Hello, book pimp. He's so cute. He's so adorable. Anyways. So let's say, for instance, you and I want to do something and I want to wear a diaper. And I want to wear a diaper. And I want to wear a diaper. And I want to wear a diaper. And I want to wear a diaper. And I want to take a shit in it. And I want you to change me. That would be a hard limit of no. Right. Exactly. So, and as opposed to answering back with like, oh my God, that's so fucking gross. Why the fuck would you want that? Then, you know, you could come up with a more constructive response. Like, can we try Play-Doh, brown Play-Doh without actual doo-doo? Yeah. Or can we just try the diaper? No shitting in the diaper, just the diaper. Okay. Well, yeah, I was trying to be flexible, but yeah. Yeah. You know. If we're going to start small, then. Yeah. You know, and so, you know, you want to be open-minded because you are having this really vulnerable conversation where your partner is letting you know what they may be into. And hey, they might say something that's completely off the wall that you so were not expecting. So, you know, you got to be aware. Taking a dump in a diaper is out there for me. Yeah. It's out there for you. So, I mean, if I was your partner, like, I would want to lay that down as softly as possible and hope to God that you didn't think like, oh my God, like, she's so weird. So, you know, there's, I mean, and for the record, I don't want, I don't want to wear a diaper and I don't want to take a shit in a diaper. I heard you squishing when you were walking up the stairs. You're a bitch. You are so horrible because people are actually going to believe that. People are going to believe that. She wasn't squishing up the stairs. Thank you. Thank you. So, yeah. So, you know, examples of things not to say are, oh my God, you're so weird. Or, oh my God, what's up? Exactly. So, definitely be aware of yourself. And within that, there's no judging. There is no judging in kinky stuff. Because we all have different interests. We're all very different. And different things get us off. And it's all about being positive, being sex positive. And getting off in the safest way possible. And although you wouldn't be causing physical harm to your partner, you would be causing emotional harm. And that. And we can think back when, even if it wasn't anything sexual, but you're having a fight with a friend. You're having a fight with your partner. And that one thing that they say, and it stays with you for like weeks. And you can get over it. And you're just kind of like harboring on it. That's what we don't want. We are talking about this journey as a positive journey. And we're not trying to have anybody be hurt. So, definitely watch your words. Right. Right. Because once it's out there, you can't take it back. Oh, no, no, wait. That's not what I meant. It's like if I said, well, you're a fucking disgrace. Excuse my language. For wanting to poop in your diaper and wanting me to change it. Once it's out there, I can't take it back. Right. I can't take it back. And if I've shamed you, you may not want to even try it. Even if I was willing to, hey, just the diaper. Yeah, no, I wouldn't want to. And it takes a lot of trust to let people know, you know, that you want to try something. Or that you want to have some sort of role play. I know that with the ex that I was most active with and kinky stuff. And still to this day, I always think, like, fuck, man, I wonder if, like, you know, because back then I was very closeted about it. And I always think, like, oh, my God, did she, like, go around, like, talking shit after we broke up? And, like, telling people, like, oh, my God, she wanted this. She's a freak. She did that. Fuck, I was scared. I was really scared. Not that it really mattered because I stopped talking to a lot of those people. But, you know, there's always that kind of, that stigma follows you around. So, when you're having that conversation, you want to be aware that, you know, someone's trusting you. With very deep desires. So, yeah. I know we've talked about safe words in the past and how you want to set one up. And there's a system that I think is pretty important to bring up. And that's the stoplight system. It's, you know, grand, whoa, whoa, wine. What the fuck? You are fucking with me, wine. Now we're talking to our wine. Let me take that bottle away. It's over there with you. I can't reach it, though. I neither can I. So, it's green, yellow, red. It's kind of like playing red light, green light when we were little. Exactly. Exactly. So, if you were to yell out red or whatever. You stop. Stop everything. You just stop. Yellow is slow the fuck down or give me a break or check in with me. Go into further detail. And green is like fucking go all for it. Like go. Like even more. Come on. Oh, yeah. Yes, we know how excited you've been about today's show. I'm excited. Well, no, I'm excited about every show, really. I am. Hey, Nancy, I'm just curious. When was the last time you had to throw up the red flag and stop? What was going on? Or has that never happened? That's a good question. No, that has happened. That has happened. Are you comfortable with just saying what situation you were in? Um. Wait, hold on. Well, while she's thinking about it, I know that I haven't yet had to throw up. I think we were talking about that. We're in the car right on the drive over here. I don't think I've had to throw up the red flag or say red light. I think I've always been green. Faster. More. I think that's kind of the path that I've been on. Yeah. No, I have had to. I have had to. And. Um. I'm pretty comfortable in saying that I, at the time, was really unprepared. And. I. You know, I've made a lot of mistakes in this type of lifestyle. How about when you say it's been a learning experience? Oh, absolutely. Oh, my God, yes. It has been a learning experience. Let's reframe. Well, I imagine that as you gain experience, your tolerance has changed. So. Yes. What used to be a red light. It may no longer be a red light. So very true. And funny. You should mention that because. Bring on the example. Because that time that sticks out in my mind when I, you know, said stop, completely stop everything, that same implement that was used then was used on me this past week. And even like I felt like my emotions were getting a bit heightened. But you know what, though? It didn't feel the same. It didn't feel the same. Like the pain. It wasn't the same. But I'm pretty sure it was because it was a different person, a different type of situation. Everything about it was different. And that's what we were talking about, where it was what it had to be. Yeah. Whereas in the past, maybe it wasn't. But this time it was what it had to be. And it was in a trusting environment. And then it was a healing process, I assume. Oh, yeah. It was very healing from past experiences. Yeah. And that's one of the things that we've talked about in here. Well, I know you and I have talked about it together. I don't know if we've talked about it on the show. But just how the rituals. The rituals itself, not even tied into sex, can be very healing and very cathartic. Absolutely. Absolutely. I think I know. I personally know because we're friends. And I know everything that happened. Well, not everything. But I'm aware of most of what happened and how it was a healing process. And when I heard you say it, I remember I was like, what? And then when you started going through your whole experience, I was like, that was a very healing process for her. Yes. So you know what? I'm just going to go out and say it. Okay. What happened is that, you know, about probably about a year ago, somebody decided that they were going to use clothespins on my vagina lips. And I was not really ready for that. And there was a huge. That seems like an advanced level. Yeah. That's level 10. There was a huge lapse in communication. There was a lot of things that did not go as they should have. And so. So it just resulted in bad, just bad, just bad. And this past week, I got my mummification cherry popped. Talk about that for a second. I was hoping you would talk about it when we were reviewing last week's show. But you're always like, why are you putting me up on blast? But now that you've gone ahead and said it. Yeah, I'm all right with that. I'm all right. Let's talk about the bondage that occurred this week. Yeah. She. Okay. So Lady D. Lady D is. She's just awesome. She's just so cute and just so everything. Anyways, we were having dinner. I'd gone to her house. We were having dinner and she was listening to the last episode of the podcast. And she was like, you guys just like just barely mentioned mummification. What the fuck? And I'm like, I don't know much about it. I don't, you know, like, what can I say about it? You know? And she's like, you don't just gloss over mummification like that. Right. But, you know, to be fair, we were kind of giving like this, you know, generalized overview of bondage. I mean, I don't know. I just didn't really know what to say about it. Well, what we were saying was that, OK, we talked about last week's podcast was like bondage 101. And then if we want to break it down even further to mummification, then it would have been like bondage, mummification, 2.0, 2. whatever. It would be what we're graduating ourselves up to. Mm hmm. So we were having dinner and so she's listening to that and she's like, so do you want to be mummified? And I was like, yeah, sure. All right. OK. So I cleared the table and I could hear her in the background, like kind of doing like something or the other. And yes, please pass that bottle. What a really low. So she I could hear her in the background, like setting something up and she had set up like a massage table. And it was very fun. It was very fun. She had this roll of Saran Wrap and industrial. We had to say Saran Wrap like she went to Rouse. No, it was. Oh, so it was like a big roll of Saran Wrap like they use on loading docks for shipping. That's what it looked like to me because it was not none of that Ralph's brand. That's awesome. You can't say like just Saran Wrap. And so and I. And I asked her, I was like, well, you know, for someone who hasn't done this before, like what, you know, what should I know? And she's like, well, you know, typically people do this, you know, the clothes off. So, yeah, the clothes came off. So the clothes came off and she started she started on my upper body and she's like reviewing last week. Then her torso. Yes. That was was confined. And before she covered up my breasts. You want me to say what she did? No. Since you can't say it with a straight face. I can say it. She she put saliva on each of my nipples and she put a little strip of those like those little Listerine strips. And so then and then she covered the boobs and it was just it was a nice tingling sensation. So say that again. Listerine strips. You know, those little like strips. Yeah. The breath freshening things. Yeah. Yeah. So she puts saliva on my nipples. And put those on. Yeah. And then she proceeded to then wrap my breasts. That's pretty good. Good idea. Yeah. She's she's pretty creative. She's pretty creative. And so before she had my arms down, she handed me a strip and she said, here, put it on your clit. Does the Listerine company know about this multipurpose of their product? You should let them know. Write a letter. I believe that they do not. And I believe they may be in the same league as the rest of those other companies that make back massagers that don't know that women mount those to walls and use them to pleasure themselves. Oh, my gosh. Wouldn't that be the equivalent? To like Altoids when you're giving a guy a blowjob? Wasn't that the big deal? It was when I was in high school and going into college. And pop an Altoid in your mouth when you're giving him head. I don't know about that. So she wrapped you up and. Well, she wrapped me up. I wrapped up my top half and then I put the other strip on my clit and then she helped me onto the table. And then so then I was laying down. She put a blindfold on me and then she finished up my legs and like my toes were like the last thing to like feel fresh air. So I was wrapped. I was wrapped up from shoulder to toes. And. Was it really hot? You know, no. Or at least I didn't. I started floating pretty quickly. So I didn't really. It didn't feel hot to me. But long story short, what she ended up doing, she ended up putting clothespins on my breasts. And I was kind of like freaking out a little bit because I was like, wait, wait, wait. Are you going to put clothespins? Because if you're going to put clothespins, there's a conversation we got to have. Do you not like the clothespins? You know, it's not that I don't like the action. It's just that it brings back really bad memories of a time when I said stop and then it was really painful. So that's that's my situation. See, that's actually a good side point to your listeners is that if you're involved in this kind of thing and someone says stop and you don't, not only do you ruin it for them, but you ruin it for their future experiences. This is so true. Right. Absolutely. Absolutely. So follow the rules. Please follow the rules. Yeah. 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Right. So, yeah, so that's what I did this week. Cool. Anyways. See, she talked about bondage, and then she went out and she did it. That was so nice. It felt so crazy the whole week, too, because, like, it's because once you start, you can't stop. And there's this term that's a sub-frenzy. And it's literally this, like, kind of, like, I got to have it. I got to have it all. I have to have it right now. And that's just what we're going to do. Not kidding you. I was, like, a bitch in heat. But not, like, in that I want a bone kind of way, but in that kind of I just want to do everything right fucking now. I could not focus. I could not concentrate. Nothing. It was bad. It was really fucking bad. And so, yeah. But as a sub, do you really have to focus, or are you just having things done to you? No, but I'm saying focus in terms. Like, my day job. Oh, okay. Like, I was at work, and I'm just like, fuck, man, I just want to drop everything. And go do it right now. I want to quit my job. I want to go and just fucking just ball to the wall. That's, like, pretty intense. Do it. You don't even know. But then she needs a dominant to take. Well, no. Be able to pay all your bills. Not only that, but, I mean, you have to think about. And somebody put it in really great context for me and said, well, you know, think about what you are desiring and how it fits into the reality of your life. So, I can't live in fantasy world all the time. But anyways, we're totally getting off topic. Well, not really, because it has to do with our show last week. That's true. That's true. Should we, yeah, let's take a break. What are we going to break with? We're going to listen to Stuff Me Up. Fits perfectly, right? By Peaches. Peaches. I see you sitting stuff in your. I see you sitting stuff in your face. Why don't you stuff me up? I see you sitting stuff in your face. Why don't you stuff me up? I see you sitting stuff in your face. Why don't you stuff me up? 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I see you sitting and stuff in your face Why don't you stuff me in? Stuff me up, stuff me up Stuff me up, stuff me up Stuff me up, stuff me up Stuff me up, stuff me up Oh, and we're back. Hello. Alright, so you might be wondering, okay, how do I get this shit going? Wait, did we even talk about red light? Green light? I know we talked about it briefly, but that was it? Yeah. Okay, just making sure. Yeah, for sure. We've covered our bases. Thank you for keeping us on track. Of course, that's my job. Yes. So you might be wondering, how do I get this going? And also, how do I keep a straight face? Yeah, you know, sometimes you might be doing things or roleplaying certain scenarios that you're just like, I... Can't help but laugh. Can't help but laugh because we're doing this. I've, I've, it's happened to me where I'm like, okay, wait, wait, wait, give me a minute. Like, let me just laugh. Let me get it out of my system. And then you start back up. And then it's like, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, that's not gonna laugh. So yeah, please don't feel like if you're laughing, you're doing it wrong. Yeah. Because there's no, well, there is when you can go really bad, but that's when you're harming somebody. But if you have the giggles, then you just have to keep at it. Yeah. And it's like trying something new and you're kind of nervous. So you have the giggles, but just you have to get comfortable in your skin. And you'll start, it'll, as you progress more, the giggles will decrease. Yeah. So, I mean, we, we've all thought about like, you know, cops and robbers and, you know, master slave stuff. And, you know, but you might be wondering, okay, what, what do I need to do? Like, what are the, the technical things that I need to do to make a scenario like that work? And one of, I think one of the most important things is to add as much realism as possible. And with that comes dressing up. Fucking love. Dressing up. Or really dressing down. Because it may be you are in a role where you are naked. Or you're just in the buff. And you're in the buff. And that's just, that's just the way it is. That's why I called out some of my friends on Facebook. And I was like, hey, Girl Scouts out there. Because I know there's a couple. Get your, get your little Girl Scouts outfits out. What do I have? I have Girl Scouts, an airplane, a pilot. What else do some of my friends have? A bunny. I have a bunny rabbit. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, if you've ever wondered what to do with those. I wonder what's going on out there. I'm so glad. I think we said that on Twitter, right? Where, I think I said it. I was like, now I'd find a good use for all those. And those Halloween costumes. All those old Halloween costumes. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. And I know my emo is listening. And I know she has a Girl Scout outfit. So, bust it out, emo. So, so yeah, you know, I mean, you can dress up or you can dress down. Whatever is appropriate for the scene that you have constructed. Another way is, for instance, we talked about bondage last week. And so, you can always, like, if you're doing some sort of, like, scenario where you're kidnapping someone or you're interrogating someone, there's always extended bondage. You know? And, I mean, with something like that, you know, if it's your first time, I mean, don't be so rough with tying those knots that maybe afterwards you won't be able to loosen up. Yes. And, like, Miss H. Said last week, you know, have those safety scissors in case you do need to cut somebody out. Let's say it becomes too much. It becomes too overwhelming. Definitely have a way out. You have to have a safety plan. Be ready. Be ready. There's extended penetration. And I know that that sounds like Jeremy has this look on his face. I wish I could see his look. Extended penetration. Extended penetration. Yeah, I don't understand that. So, what extended penetration refers to is, basically, you can train, I use the word train very loosely, but you can get a vagina used to having something in there for extended periods of time. There's those, like, Benoit balls. There's fucking, I don't know, what are those? Like, there's, like, those, like, vibrating eggs. Oh, yeah. I don't know what they're called, but, yeah. And you can even have beads up in there, which the Benoit balls are just by themselves, right? Right. But the beads are actually attached. They're attached to each other. And then there's, of course, the anal plugs, where you, slowly, you progress up to being able to have one of those in. Like earplugs. Like earplugs. Yes, exactly. You move up inside. Exactly. Or you move down inside, because technically, right? That's how it works. So, you know, whatever scenario that you've worked out with your partner, it can possibly involve having something up your hoo-ha or up your a-hole for whatever period of time. So, there's that. Then there's orgasm denial. And when we were talking about our outline for tonight, I told Dr. Rozzy, you know, how would you deny a female an orgasm? Because, I mean, fuck, I don't know about the girls that are listening, but for myself, it's really hard for me to even have an orgasm, like, that often. And then I responded, I orgasm all the time. But isn't that just, like, bringing the woman right to that point and then stopping? Yes. No, but what she, and that's exactly what orgasm deprivation is, but what she was talking about is, like, sometimes for us girls, it takes us a while to get up there. And sometimes, as much as we try and as much as we try, we don't. But the difference is that I always do. Hey, you know what? There are girls that are blessed like you. I am blessed. I am blessed. Yes. To, and some of my family members, please close, don't listen. Ah. But I am very blessed to be able to have multiple orgasms. Yes. I am tipping my hat to your partner. But, you know, for men, it can be, you know, it can be the same thing, you know. I, it could be that your partner has you edge, like, however many times a day, and you stop. You stop short of shooting a load. Yeah. Basically. Yeah. And it works, and it works on girls, too, where you're, and I think I was describing this to you, and you're just almost there, and it's like, ah, nope. Nope. Nope. And I'm like, girls can get blue balls, too. Yes. Yes. We can get blue balls, too. But, you know, and what it does is that it creates that kind of, like, especially if you do it, you know, however often, it creates that kind of, like, frustration where you just, you need to do it now. So, it's, it's, it's, yeah. So, yeah. Someone just tweeted in, actually responded with a text message and said, yeah, that's for sure. Ah. Oh, I didn't know they were listening. Well, then. And then, of course, there's good old sensory deprivation. And I mean, we've talked about that at length, you know, with blindfolds or gags or what have you to eliminate the senses. It definitely can heighten everything else. Because you hear, and I had once, one occasion with, I would say it's one in my, you know, it's in my top five, where we had sex in a pitch black room. Pitch black. You could not, I could not see my hand if I held it in front of my face. And it was amazing because everything was based on sound and touch. And that was it. I couldn't see where I was. I couldn't see where I was in space. And it was amazing. It heightened everything by like tenfold. I like that, too. Yeah. It's very nice. It's like, it's in darkness where your eye is accustomed to the darkness, but like pitch black. Yeah. No windows, nothing. That's what I'm talking about. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No, during the week with Lady D, and because I couldn't see, I could, like, her, as she was running her hands, like, all up on me. And it just, it feels weird because, like, you have like this second layer of skin almost. But yeah, yeah, your senses totally fucking wake up. Yeah. I just got a text message and, oh, but the carpet was oh so comfortable. And it was. And I was like, oh, my God, it's like even laying on the carpet. And thank you for pointing that out to me. But yeah, even laying on the carpet was like, we didn't need a bed because we were on the floor because we were in a closet. Your liver is awesome. Your liver is awesome. High five. Alto cinco. But what was I gonna say? I don't remember what I was gonna say. Yeah, your senses totally awaken. And it just, it feels fantastic. And then there's, of course, making someone your human sex toy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that style. I love that style. I love that style. I love that style. I love that style. 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They're synthetic mannequins that feel... Like the real doll? Yeah, real doll. Thank you, guys. Thank you to the guys in the room for, yes, real dolls. And so this isn't what we're talking about. No, no, no, no. We're talking about actual human beings. So say, for instance, that Dr. Rozzy and I are partners, and she's my human sex toy. Then she's going to let me pose her whichever way I want her to be. Yeah, a little teapot. Yeah, whichever way I want her to be so that I have easy access to her vagina if I so please it to be so. So yeah, it's just kind of making yourself that kind of vulnerable to somebody else. There's also, you can also work in enforced availability. That's pretty much you making yourself available to fuck whenever your partner says so. So let's say you're in the middle of, doing the dishes, and, you know, there's some sort of, like, key word that your partner says. All right, bam. I like that. Yeah. I like that, too, actually. That's awesome. Well, that's what we're talking about for the story of O, and that's basically what the whole book centers around. It's you, what you wear is to be available to any person because you're in a community. Right. And for those of you who aren't familiar with the story of O, I strongly, strongly encourage you. Read it. Read it. Get the shit on Netflix. Yes. And if you don't know, I'm not going to. Oh. I want to read it. Watch it. And for anal playgirl, I hope she's watched it because I left it at her house for her to watch specifically. That film, I mean, it's dated, but fuck, it's good. I mean, it's good in terms of, like, just the ideas that it brings up. Not only the ideas, but once you know, like, further about the story, like, that wasn't supposed to be published. That was a love letter she wrote to her lover and then was published as a book. I think it does a really good job, though, of just showing that or demonstrating that, like, absolute submission that, you know, is so super taboo and you're not supposed to have. But we're totally getting off topic with the story of O. No, we're totally talking about forced availability and that's what the whole book's about. That's true. You're right. You're right. And that's, hello, Dr. Rozzy. Yeah, that's true. That's true. And one of the last techniques that we want to bring up before we go on another little break is sensation play. And this is kind of one of those overarching, I guess, terms, just to describe, you know, impact play. You know, caning and paddling and stapling and just, yeah, I said it. Stapling. Needle play. And anal play. Needle play. Wait, needle play. Oh, yeah, needle play. Sorry, I'm totally, yeah. So that's what sensation play would basically center around. And we had skipped one. Or did I not see that one? Which one? Eroticizing everyday activities. Oh, we did. We did. We totally did skip that. Yeah. That's so true. So you can, I mean, wouldn't we say eroticizing everyday activities? We're talking about things like maybe being somebody's ottoman. You know, maybe, say, for instance, I'm, you know, serving my podmaster and he wants to put his feet up. Well, then I'm going to get on all fours and he's going to put his feet up on my back. Pretty, you know, pretty simple. Pretty simple. That could be the beer holder. You can be the beer holder. Yep. And that's all you do. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's pretty erotic. Yeah. Didn't we talk, I think we talked about that on our very, our pilot show. I'm like, I'm going to be a table. And then people were commenting about being a table and stuff. Have you ever talked about sleep sex before? I'm sorry, what? Sleep sex. Sleep sex. Like I'm a print. When your girl or guy is sleeping and you just. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to have sex with them while they're sleeping. That sounds really hot. But it might fall under the category of non-consensual if they're asleep. But you agree beforehand. Right. Then that's okay. Right. Like, you know, before you go to bed, you agree, hey, when you go to sleep, I'm going to do this. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. I'm going to do you while you're sleeping. Yeah. Or you're just going to wake up to my penis being in your mouth. Right. That's what's going to happen. And you know what? That is a pretty nice way to wake up, too. Yeah. I've woken up like that. Like, oh, okay. All right. This is what we're doing now? We're doing it. We're doing it right now. So, yeah. And that falls under enforced availability. So, yeah. Hell, yeah. So, I think we're ready for another break. All right. We are going to listen to She's So Strange by Travis. She's so strange. And she wore a black mustache. And she flew for all the petty cash. She went to Birmingham. She'll soon be in the can. She's so cruel. And she knew just what to do. And while the cats are all sniffing glue. They played their silly games. And now they'll take the blame. She's so poor. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey You guys are out there and you guys want to call in, you most definitely can. The phone number is 800-893-9562. Please do call in with your role-playing experiences. That would be fantastic to hear. And so, yeah, so now to the really fun stuff. Should we put one on the chalkboard? One. I get excited. I can't help it. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I just want to keep count. So, you know, in terms of, like, resources for constructing these different, like, role-playing scenes, there's a lot of different resources online. And I'll, you know, make a huge attempt to, like, try and post these links onto our Facebook page. So please like our Facebook page so that you can have access to these links. But one of the more common types of scenarios is age play. And this can be daddy, girl, or, you know, mommy, or whatever. You want it to be. But it basically, the bare bones of that is that one person is assuming, you know, an older age. Or another person is regressing. Is it regressing? That's the word, right? Regressing in age. You know, being younger, I guess. Yeah. So, again, it creates that authority type of dynamic. And, you know, to each his own. I don't know too much about age play. But I just know that it's that. That there's that huge gap in age. And one person takes on, like, the parental role or whatever. Or it doesn't even have to be parental. But that's my take on it. I agree with you. Yeah. And then there's animal play. She giggles across the table. Well, okay, look. With animal play, for me, it's, you know, it's kind of one of those forks in the road kind of thing. Because you can go human-pets. Or you can go straight up, like, animal. And basically what this assumes is that the person, the bottom, takes on, or it could be the top, whoever, takes on the traits of a particular animal. So if you go down that path of, you know, an actual animal, then a lot of the common ones are, like, pony or puppy or kitty or whatever. And so you take on those particular traits. And you act as that animal. That is your role. If you're a puppy and that means that you identify as a puppy that is not housebroken, then that means that you piss all over the place. Pretty simple. A lot of things that go with that are eating out of a dog bowl or eating out of, you know, whatever receptacle it is that that particular animal eats out of. So, yeah, so there's that whole acting as an animal. But there's also human pet. And that can be something where you still use, you know, yes. Someone asked if they can take on the traits of a skeleton. Skunk. I don't know how you would do that, but, you know. How do you think it would have to do with passing gas? That's. Because that's what, okay, skunks don't pass gas, but it smells funky. When they feel threatened, it smells funky. Yes. Yes. But you got to admit, they're cute when they're not stinky. So human pets can have that. It gives them, it's more of like a, I don't want to say subhuman, but they. Still retain the use of like regular language and whatnot. But, you know, a lot of people, they crawl or they are simply always on a collar and a leash. Whatever. These things, you know, these are just ideas. And these are things that are pretty flexible. And you kind of work them into your comfort level and what you want to do. So that's just that. And then there's kidnapping. Which we're super excited about. We are super excited about that. I don't want to jinx it because what if it doesn't happen? But that. Well, I know I kidnapped somebody. A couple of weeks ago and it was a lot of fun. Was it sexual? No, it wasn't sexual. It didn't lead to sex, but it. But it sure was. It's a power exchange. The power dynamic was there. And as much as I love my other half for, you know, allowing me to kidnap there. When the fear was demonstrated and please forgive me for saying this, I was like, oh, yeah, feels good, huh? I did that. You're running around here and we're hunting you because it was kidnapping and being hunted. That that's that's pretty amazing. So what'd you do? I want to know more about what you actually did. Oh, what we did. We did it in a group. We actually did it in a group. And what happened was we drove up to a house and as we were walking across the street, the other party came and picked the kid. Kidnappy through the kidnap being the man. And we drove around. There was a van. There was a van. It was a bad. Well, so but did like the van just pull up all fast and you grabbed them and threw them in the van? Like, yeah, no, no, no. The kidnap. He was driving. Didn't know anything about this at all. We pulled up to the house, got out of the van like normal, and then the people that were across the street were with us and they came. And. And rushed us and picked up the kidnap being through in the van. Oh, that's what it was. You wearing disguises? No, we were all wearing black. So because where we went was a really dark parking lot, so we couldn't be seen when we were there. So we had already coordinated that we were going to be wearing black. So that's what we were wearing. Were your faces covered? No, her face was covered. We put a blindfold on. Yeah. As soon as we. We were all in the car, put the blindfold on, got in the car. Nobody spoke. It was dead quiet except for one person was like, you're going to be fine. You're going to be fine. And then. Really? Yeah. That sounds like you said. That's awesome. And then I do love you. Sorry for sharing the story. And then we drove around and drove around, got to the parking lot, which technically the parking lot was only two blocks away. But we just drove and drove and drove to make it seem like it was a long time. Listeners, that's what we call a mind fuck. Yes, we did do that. So the you're going to be fine person, though, they were they were saying, you know, in a way where, you know, they're trying to reassure the the kidnappy, but they weren't quite sure if they were actually going to be fine. Right. Yeah, they did it. They did. It's like that. You're going to be fine right before I cut your neck. Kind of. It was like a scene out of Alpha Dog when they took him to the top of the mountain. And I think Justin Timberlake is telling the little dude, you're going to be fine. Yeah. And he wasn't fine. And then he was that type of situation. And there was a blindfold. There was role playing. We actually had bunny ears and a bunny tail. And this is just to throw off. Just to throw off. Yeah. And then I was standing there and I had given everybody marshmallow guns and they were going to be the hunted. And shake your head, Jeremy. No, I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Holy Mountain. No. Okay. Well, then this doesn't work. But it sounds like a scene out of this movie Holy Mountain. Just a lot of random different things. It sounds like a lot of fun. Yeah. No. And then when we got there, like, what's going on? What's going on? I put the blindfold off and I said, run, bunny, because you're being hunted. And then the chase started. And it was about a half an hour or maybe even an hour of just hunting them down and getting them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They had a weapon. They had a water gun. That's the adrenaline rush. It was. Honestly. Like everybody else. Everybody ended up having a great time. It was amazing. And we still talk about it. That's a win-win situation where everybody has fun. Yeah. I know at the beginning, my poor little bunny screamed bloody murder. But in the end, came back and was like, it's my turn. And there was a bazooka involved. So it was a lot of fun. All right. Yeah. Yeah. But that, you know, it's that reminds me of how you can incorporate, you know, the dressing up part, you know? Dress the part. If you're gonna make something work, wear the clothes like you all dressed in black. That's fantastic. That's you guys all coordinated that. So kidnapping? Yeah. That's gonna be fun. See you in the woods. So the next scenario that comes to mind is getting to know the future. mind is goddess worship. And hand in hand with that, for whatever reason, I also think of foot worship only because I feel like worshiping feet is pretty, that's a pretty profound thing to do. A lot of people aren't so crazy about feet, and that's okay. But basically what goddess worship entails is basically assuming that your partner has, is a deity, some sort of supernatural deity, and you're going to honor them in whichever, which way or whatever. A lot of people may find that blasphemous and totally sacrilegious, and that's okay because you don't have to do it. Yeah, that would be your hard limit. You don't have to do that. But as a woman, it would be nice to be worshiped. Just saying. So if you worshiped as a goddess, that would be fantastic. So yeah. And then there's hospital scenes. We've touched on medical play, just a little bit. And to do a hospital scene, you don't have to have tools, like a fucking scalpel or anything like that. You can have one of those little, like, I know this would be horrible, but in my life, I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any tools. I don't have any final final I can never say that word. What? Stethoscope. That thing. I cannot pronounce that word. Bad, right? A doctor and I can't pronounce that word. Yeah, that's pretty bad. No, but you can even use that. You don't even have to go extensive where you're getting the scrubs and all that, which I do have scrubs for stuff like that. But now for work, my own personal pleasure. But, yeah, and they even sell those little kits at the 99-Cent Store. Go to the Dollar Tree and get your kink on. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's very basic. You can do doctor-patient. You can do doctor-nurse. You can do nurse-patient, whatever. Kinky nurse. Yeah. I've been meaning to get one of those outfits just because I feel like I should have one. We should go to the Halloween store. Yeah, but I don't know. Well, right now, because right now they're not that expensive. That's true. Well, actually, once September hits, they will be. Yeah. Okay, totally sidebar. My friend made her own. Really? She did a psychiatric. She did a psychiatric nurse one. And she looked really, really nice. She looked really nice. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, so, all right. Throwback. Blink-182. Whatever fucking album cover that was where it had the nurse and she was putting on the glove, like all fucking sexy-like and shit. Like, I want to recreate that. That's porn star Janine. There you have it. I need to recreate that. I need to recreate that. Anyways. I'm telling you, but you can make it. You can make your own thing. You know how we were? We've talked about, you know, how she makes her own stuff. Yeah. Home Depot classes. You can make your own outfit. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Don't have to spend a fortune for this kind of stuff. So, their next scenario is like a prison scene, which works really awesome if you're like a same-sex couple because, I mean, what prisons out there go ahead, right? Mm-hmm. So, that works out pretty well. No, but you could do inmate. You're the guard. Yeah. Inmate warden. Yeah. Absolutely. You can absolutely do it that way. And, yeah, whatever. I mean, you can be two inmates. And that plays into the authority thing, right? You don't want to be just two inmates. You want to be the guard. That's true. We can get all Shawshank. That's true. No, you could be two inmates. Well, it doesn't always have to be authority. You can be two inmates. And one is the top and one's the bottom. Yes, exactly. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Just saying that one episode of The L Word. The real L Word or the OG? No, no, no. OG. Uh-huh. Which one? The one where... Fuck, what is her name? The really hot one with the accent. And she's in prison because, like, she fucking, like, stole some money and shit. And her cellmate is, like, super butch. And then they get it on and it's super hot. It's, like, the hottest prison scene I've seen, just saying. Anyways. Well, I probably didn't get that far into the season then. I didn't see the last season. Was it in the last season? I think so, yeah. I was in the beginning. Oh, yeah. I wasn't into the last season. Anyways. So, I feel like we're doing a lot of tangents tonight. But it's... It's not really a tangent if we're talking about prison scenes and talking about a show where they can see a scene. This is true. But I'm also very used to rambling. So, please reel me back in if I'm rambling. I'm going to flog you. No. Why? Because. We can't. We're trying to flog our guest here. So, we have a guest and we're calling him the guest. Yeah. And... He's getting a quiz. I think you guys should just kind of demonstrate, like, how it would actually happen in a real dominatrix situation or whatever. Go for it. And is there a technique, like a certain kind of swing or... Well, you know what? We'll look at that at the end. We'll look at that at the end. All right. We're almost done. So, one of the next scenarios that's pretty common is our rape fantasies. And basically, this implies... This is where you go into consensual non-consent. So, you... Try saying that 20 times. Consensual non-consent. Basically, you know, you... It's agreed upon beforehand with your partner that you're going to resist. And that's one of the ones you want to be careful with because, like I said, sexual assault is pretty rampant in our society. And you never know. Your partner may have been assaulted. We were talking about this one. And we were talking about how if you are going to do a rape play, then you really need to be, one, aware of traumas, triggers, and definitely have... Say your safe word about 20 different times so that you know. Because I know once you're in that headspace, it may be kind of... When you're going, what is it, 100 miles an hour, it's going to take you a longer time to break than if you were going really slow. So, it's something where the red light, green light needs to be in full effect. The safe words need to be in full effect. And you have to be consistently checking in because, like we said, there's a high prevalence... of trauma in our society, especially for women. It's like one in every four girls is sexually abused. You need to be aware of triggers because that's important. So, on a lighter note, there are a lot of people out there who have uniform fetishes. Yes. And that kind of... I think that's the first time I've ever had that reaction. Really? Well, on the show, you know, in private, I'm like, yes. So, what uniforms turn you on? You knew that shit was coming. I love firemen. I love Marines. I love... I do love the camo attire for Army guys. Sheriffs. Sheriffs do it for me. Sheriffs do it for me if they have a gun. And this is probably really bad about me, but we've been at restaurants before where, like, I've kind of, like, reached out and I just want to touch the gun. And I have a friend who I just love and she's a sheriff. And if this ever... If I got back to her unit or whatever it's called, I'd probably... She'd probably be in a lot of trouble, but she actually let me hold it. And I actually had it in between my legs. I got in the parking lot and I was like, this is my gun. Fuck yes. This is my rifle and this is my gun. That's awesome. Yeah. Because... And just holding it in my hands, I was just like, oh my God, this is orgasmic. Being able to hold a sheriff's gun. That sounds awesome. And then not only that, but... I'm actually kind of jealous of you right now. Yeah, I know. But not only that, like, I was there when she got into a power struggle with civilians. And they were like, fuck you. We're not going to listen to you. And she's like, oh yeah? Hold on. And went to go get her badge and flashed it. And I was like, let me hold your badge too. And I held her badge and I held her gun. And I stood like that for a couple minutes in the parking lot. And it was the most amazing couple minutes I've had. That's awesome. That didn't have anything to do with sex. It was the whole... Yeah. But it was a turn on. It was a complete turn on. Complete, complete turn on. And there you have it. Mm-hmm. And now we know. So yeah, you know, I mean, any of these role plays can work with, you know, with using a uniform. You know, I mean, something that's... We have a guest. And Emo said that chef uniforms turn her on. See? I never would have thought of chef uniforms. Yeah, me neither, actually. I wouldn't have thought of that. Me neither. So one of our last common scenarios, and I purposely left this one for last because it's very near and dear to my heart. And I think that it, you know, you can... There's different, like, levels of how seriously you can take this. But there are master-slave role playing that you can do. There are master-slave relationships. But let's say, you know, you're not there. You're not in level two. And you're just kind of, you know, doing it like a one-night thing. Basically, this implies that you are exchanging power. You decide to what degree, I guess, you're exchanging authority. But it could be something where me and Dr. Rozzy decide to do this. And I'm going to be her master for the night. And she has decided to, you know, let me pick out what she's going to wear, what she's going to eat, where she's going to sleep, what she's going to do, when she can speak, when she cannot speak. How I sit, how I stand. Everything. And, you know, those type of role plays. Again, and like most of these, you can customize them to how you like it. And, you know, what degree of responsibility you want over somebody else. And it can be a lot of fun. It can be a lot of fun. And then, you know, as I said, you know, it can get into something a little bit more serious. Maybe you want that to be a component of your relationship. And if you do, that's pretty fucking awesome. Just saying. But, yeah, you know, it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun to be able to pretend to be someone that you're not. And get to do all these fun stuff. And say things that you wouldn't normally say in, like, your regular life. I mean, I know that if I was, you know, doing some sort of, like, goddess worship and I had somebody that was at my feet and, you know, kissing them and wanting to put me on a pedestal. My God. I would totally, I mean, well, I am a little bit of an elitist already. But I would totally feel like, yes, bow down, bitch. Fuck yeah. I would totally have on, like, my strap on and, like, make them, like, suck it and something. I didn't know Deedee's had strap ons, but hey. What? Hey, maybe that's the kind of Deedee. You need to come up with a name for that, Deedee. Right? Exactly. That's your homework. That's my homework. Next week you'll come, like, this is the name. This is the name of the Deedee that wears the strap on. Yeah. No, but something like me for a master and slave, it's amazing. It's like you said, Freen, it's so liberating. Where in our jobs we have to be pretty ball busting and forthcoming, you know, and being assertive, especially in my job where I have to be assertive and I have to fight for some of my clients' rights and be that advocate that when I get home and it's like, oh, no, this is what you're going to do. Yeah. It can be very liberating. Oh, it's so soothing. It can be such self-care. Absolutely. Absolutely. So, I mean, there's so much to gain from it. I mean, there's so much to gain in terms of, like, you know, sexual energy. But, I mean, just in, like, stress relief, I mean, you wouldn't think so, you know, at first looking at these things, but it can definitely just, you know, give you that rush of endorphins that you were begging for. And I, like, one of the things where I know two of our listeners right now have done it is, and I know we've kept talking about. The slap in the face. Oh, the sign, the paddle's coming out. Where one of the things that we had talked about was getting slapped in the face. And I even told my little emo bear, I was like, you need to come on so we can interview you about getting slapped on the face. And then I need to have my anal play girl come in and, you know, talk about stuff like that, too. Where it's two different people, two different experiences. But, you know, it's something in the whole power exchange. And maybe they may not describe it as a power exchange. But it is. And it can be such an adrenaline rush. For sure. For sure. We hope that we've given you a really good overview of what it means to enter into a role play situation with your partner. It can be so much fun. And just that's, I mean, of all the different things that we talk about, I think that's probably the number one thing that we want you to take away. Is that it can be so much fun. And so fucking liberating. And just so great. It can be a very soothing. And healing process. Absolutely. You know, most people think. And that's one of the reasons why I do this show. Because so many people in my field would say, oh, no, this is a disorder of some kind. But being on the other side, it can be so healing. And it can be so. I wish there was a better word than liberating. Yeah. It's just, if anybody knows the word, call in. Because we're stuck on what word that would be best to describe this. Mm-hmm. So we have a gentleman here who we are calling the guest. The guest. He's the guest. And he's just, he's adorable. He's very adorable. You are. You're very adorable. And you see this that I have right here in my hand? I would like to, on your ass. Now, here's my disclaimer. And I mean, the only reason that I'm saying this is because, I mean, we took a vote. And majority rule is that you will get it. You will get on the butt with this. So you can say no. Once? Yeah, just once. Just once. And just so you know, I'll hit myself with it first so that I know what it feels like. And then we'll just go from there. Mm-hmm. And there's really no reason for this. This is just some random shit. And this is what we're going to leave you with, listeners. We're just going to leave you with me taking this. There's nothing like in vivo exposure for our listeners. No, no, no. And then if you want us to fly. If we want to vlog you next week or paddle you, then call in and we will. Or send us a message. If you're local and you're not someone that's going to, you know, hurt us. I was meaning talking to you about our listeners. Oh, God. But anyways, I'm going to go ahead and take off my headphones. And I'm going to get up. And first I'm going to hit myself with this. I'm a bootay. And then once I know how it feels to me, then I'll have an idea what it's going to feel for you. The thing, a disclaimer, though, she's going to enjoy it. I'm not. Actually, no. I'm not going to enjoy it. I'm not. Like, no. This is actually. You're not going to enjoy that little womp on your butt right now? Well, what? The womp that I give myself? Yeah. Fuck yeah. That's what I'm telling him. That you're going to enjoy that hit. So if you still feel like you want to say no. I mean, it sounds loud, but it really actually doesn't hurt at all. Yeah, she repeatedly. I told you she was going to enjoy it. She's not going to hurt. It's not going to hurt. It's too flimsy. It's not going to hurt at all. It's really just. We could have done it with a book. Okay. Wait. Hold on. Is everything out of your pockets? Because that might make it hurt. Yes. Okay. So it's not going to put your hands on the ledge. He doesn't have to. It'd be more fun. You just, you know what? Oh, see, there we go. Oh, he's fending over for me. Okay. That wasn't hard at all. See, see, that's what we do here at Skid Row. We do random shit like that where we. Um. Take street signs and we hit people on the ass with them. There you go. So, yeah. Well, thank you so much for tuning in and being with us. And definitely check us out on iTunes and Facebook. Facebook, the love bite or look us up. Facebook, Dr. Rozzy and novice Nancy. And she's going to keep smacking herself as we say goodbye. It feels good. It feels good. You need a good one. I do. Have him return the favor. No. Yeah, it's only fair. I think he should give you a nice whack. No, you know, I don't like. I don't really. Don't like. I don't like bottoming to men. So it's not going to happen. I can totally smack you one. No, it's not the same because you're my friend and it's weird. Well, we can pretend we can role play that we're not friends. We can show everybody what it's like. That's a great role play. That'd be a great role play. You're not my friend. You're not my friend, you evil bitch. There we go. Well, no, no, no. Dr. Rozzy's. First, hit yourself with it so you know what it feels like. Okay. Yeah. Do it. I think this is going to turn into something that maybe somebody might be thinking about later on in a sexual way. I'm just going to go ahead and say that. Go ahead. No, bitch. No, I'm not going to think about you in a sexual way. I'm thinking about the other people in the room. The guest? Yes. One, two. Oh. Nothing. Baby. Nothing. I know, but I'm a totally like feather. That thing is just too flimsy. I know, but I'm a totally like feather. I'm a totally like feather. I'm a totally like feather. I'm a totally like feather. I'm a totally like feather. That's flimsy. It's like taking something one level above tin foil and trying to whack her with it. This is like the bonus round of the love fight. There you go. More. Yeah, I could take more. Don't. Don't. Whatever you do. I'm doing my hair. Really wind it up. Okay. I know. And for those of you who are not in the room with us, I'm asking her to aim at my more meaty part because we don't want to cause any bodily harm. That is bad. So no to the waist. No to the waist. Yes to the butt. Yes to the butt. Go for it. One, two. I win. Yeah, there you go. That one landed on my thigh. Where I was aiming for the apple bottoms. Now my stoner sign looks like a crumpled up can. And now there's a story behind it. And now, yeah, when people say, what happened to that sign? I was like, oh, two girls happened to that sign. The love bite. I'm like, oh, that's a good sign. I'm like, oh, that's a good sign. I'm like, oh, that's a good sign. I'm like, oh, that's a good sign. I'm like, oh, that's a good sign. All right then. This is the longest goodbye ever. Yes. But I hope you all enjoyed that as I whooped her little bottom. Yep. And we are gonna leave you with Pulp and their song Underwear. Okay, good night. Night. Good night. Ah. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Please send me naked in somebody else's room I'd give my whole life to see it Just you stood there Only in your underwear It fashions your trade And when you're naked I guess you must be unemployed, yeah But once it's underway There's no escaping The fact that you're a girl and he's a boy I couldn't stop it now There's no way to get out He's standing far too near How the hell did you get here? Send me naked in somebody else's room I'd give my whole life to see it I'd give my whole life to see it Just you stood there Only in your underwear What a freak If you could close your eyes And just remember That this is what you wanted last night So why is it so hard Just you stood there And just remember That this is what you wanted last night So why is it so hard? For you to touch him For you to go Give yourself to him, oh Jesus I couldn't stop it now There's no way to get out He's standing far too near How the hell did you get here? Send me naked in somebody else's room I'd give my whole life to see it Just you Send me naked in somebody else's room I'd give my whole life to see it I'll stand up on top of it I'll stand up on top of it I'll stand up on top of it Come on now. Oh, yeah. I want to see you. Want to see you standing in your underwear. Want to see you standing in your underwear.