Welcome to my life. I can take a wild guess. You know what's crazy? What is this? Sushi means sex. What is going on on this show? It's the lighter side of the box. Oh, no, he didn't. Yes, welcome to the Dark Marks show Halloween special. It was a lot scarier in the car, wasn't it, Joey? I was. It was frightening. Yes, this is the Dark Marks show. You have tuned in. We're back from a couple week hiatus just in time for Halloween. You remember for Fowl Dabber Halloween special. You remember the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. You remember the Paul Lynn Hollywood Halloween special. Hopefully this will top them all. And I am your host, Dark Mark, the goth comedian. Thank you for tuning in. We have a very special show. Josie Cat is here. Yeah. You can't see her yet, but wait till you see her. Oh, my goodness. Even more frightening than ever. Fuck you, Mark. Boy, that started off early. Josie, can you say hello to the dark minions out there? Hello, dark minions. Okay, you've redeemed yourself. And we have some great guests tonight. Josie, it's frightening enough being in the studio with one comedian, right? Oh, my God, yeah. You'd be surrounded by four. Holy shit. Very funny comedians, though. We have... Good thing I'm by the door. All right. God. That gives it a big Halloween effect when... Yes, when it falls over. That was good. Anyway, I was just about to turn the camera over to... There you go. That's a good shot. And, okay, now you can see Josie. There you go. That works out good. On camera... We're starting off great. We have today... We have today... That's another show. We have today... We're a little out of practice. I was in New Orleans for a week. But we have the lovely, the beautiful, the talented, the woman. She's been on Def Jam. She's been on Sex and the City. She's not macabre in any way. But we're going to have her on the Halloween show because she likes Three Musketeers and I bribed her. Yes. Yes. The director of Hollywood Outlaw. The producer, director of two of my favorite Roku channels, Hollywood Outlaw and Maya. Maya DiGiorgio. Thank you. Thank you. How have you been, Maya? Nobody applauded. Nobody clapped. Maya DiGiorgio. Very, very. Not even your friend who's in the studio. You're in the studio audience. You're in the studio. Come on. Because he's a producer. He's a slave driver. He's just watching my work. Next to her, comedy legend. One of comedy's dirtiest dozen, which apparently is now down to comedy's dirtiest nine. He has been in... Half dozen. He's been featured on Unsolved Mysteries. Ooh. He's been featured on the Tim Burton Halloween special. Yeah. He's got a lot of interesting stories about the comedy store. Fam, Kennison, curses, ghosts, goblins. All of them. All of that. They're very creepy, but very funny. One of my favorite comics. Joey Gaynor. Hey, Andy. Thank you very much. Thank you. People in the balcony, I want to... Joey, pull the mic closer if you can. Oh. Okay. How's that? Okay. That blocks... That blocks... Josie, could you kind of slide up a little bit and kind of... Hello, Joey. Okay. Okay. Is that better? That's good. Because you know what it's time for now? No. It's time for the Josie Katz Hollywood Halloween. Report. Josie, girl, you look so hot. You found a new clip. Push me down, down. Yes, Josie. What has been going on in Hollywood the last two weeks? I've been out of town. Oh, my God. I can't remember what's gone. Two weeks. Usually, I can't remember what happened over the last weekend. Now, two weeks. Okay. I filmed this awesome new show called Treasure King. Right. Yeah. Tell us about that, Josie. Well, I came in as a stylist with Madonna's glove from Four Rooms. We were just discussing Madonna. Yeah. And we finally came up with... She got a Razzie for that one. Burning up. Maybe her first video, she was a little fat in that, you said? Yeah, that's what we were discussing, how fat she was in the first video. Trying to justify being fat in any video for myself. Thank you. Well, then fat is up to the eye of the beholder, because I like a little junk in the truck myself. Well, that's great, but we're in Hollywood here, so, you know. I don't care if we're in Hollywood. I like a little meat. They want transparency. It works for men. Transparency. Funny men. Yes. You know what the problem is? But chicks, no good. We're in between. I'm at the in-between weight. If I had put on like 150 pounds, I'd be killing. Then you'd be the fat, funny girl. You'd be Melissa McCarthy. Yeah. I'm telling you, Charlie Murphy sat me down and gave me a conversation. He said, listen, either gain 150 pounds... or quit. Quit eating? No, just quit the business. Quit the business. I'm never going to quit eating. I know that's not an option. Well, it's... Good to get... He said your life would be so much easier if you were 150 pounds heavier. You know, if you were getting career advice from Eddie Murphy, I could say maybe, but Charlie Murphy, I'm not sure. No, I'm pretty impressed by him. I mean, that's a guy who was not a comedian and became a superstar because his actual behind-the-scenes stories were so much more interesting than probably anything else that was out there. He was known as funnier than Eddie Murphy when he was in... He was known as a funnier person. Right. So... Okay. And look at what they did to them. They turned them into a... Probably into comedy gold. Yes. Well, speaking of comedy gold, Josie, what else has been happening in Hollywood this last couple of weeks? Well, Kim Fowley. Yes. The legendary producer. We had Kim Fowley on the show. Kim Fowley produced The Runaways, Kiss, and other bands. Oh, yeah. He put on an event and I performed. Mm-hmm. And it was pretty cool. It was very Lynch style. What type of performance did you do? Well, I sang I Want to Be Your Dog by Iggy Pop and had a girl on a chain, a very cute, large girl, and made her eat dog food. Apparently the Halloween special theme is big-ass women. I'm not sure how that turned out. And you have an upcoming performance too, Carrera, right? Yes. Yes. And then I performed the zombie walk in Long Beach. That's right. I forgot about that. I was out of town. Just in time for Halloween. Tell me about the zombie walk. I'm from the East Coast. I've never heard of the zombie walk. Oh, they have a New York one now too. Oh, really? That goes to Times Square. The zombie walk rules because everybody is dressed like zombies and there's all kinds of zombies. I saw an Elvis zombie. Mm-hmm. I saw Titanic. Are you sure it wasn't Elvis himself or? I'm not sure. Okay. It could have been. Yeah. There's zombies that look like they just got off the bus. That's not the best. We call them aspiring actors. Oh, my God. Is there any AT&T zombies? The ones who just continually, that's all I can do for you, sir. That's all I can do for you, sir. Yeah. Just all different types of zombies. That's cool. Never mind. I didn't know there were so. There's a lot of zombies here in LA. Yeah. Anything could be a zombie. You could take any type of theme. What kind of zombie were you, Josie? I was a zombie hooker. Of course. You have to be kind of a. That's very love. Love is a battlefield. Very Pat Benatar. I love it. Type casting. Yeah. I co-wrote a zombie film. We will talk about that, Joey. You're also. So your band Carrera is going to be performing soon. Yes. That loaded bar. Right. When is that? They have a Sunday Bloody Sunday, which is their brunch. When is Sunday Bloody Sunday? On the 11th. Okay. November 11th. November 11th. Right. November. Now it's the 10th. I don't know. It's Sunday. This is the worst. This is the worst Hollywood report we've ever had, Josie. No, they're always bad. Except I love the makeup. So. The makeup is really getting into my pores. I don't know if this was the best idea. So anyway. Josie. Josie. Is that the Hollywood report? Yeah. That's it. Goodbye. Okay. So. And also I'm doing a show. November 2nd, my birthday show at the Ice House. And then we're going to have a party at Bar Sinister. That's this weekend. That's this weekend. My birthday is on Monday. And I have. Two of my friends. Two of my friends. Two of my friends. Two of my friends. Two of my friends. Two of my favorite people here. And Josie. That decided to stop by. Joey Gaynor. We're going to start with you. And Maya, we will get to you. That's fine. That's fine. I could just sit here. No, because Joey's got some. Joey's got some interesting, interesting stories. Joey is on the show mainly because. Well, I try to get a lot of crazy. The usual people we have in the Dark Mark show here. Freaks. All the fetish performers. Freaks. Horror movie people. They're all busy tonight. But Joey. But Joey. The Joey parties. No, but I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. Joey Gaynor was on Elvira's Haunted Hits CD. Really? Yes. Is that right, Joey? Yes. Elvira's got Comic-Con this weekend. You going to go visit her? No, no. I have other things. Joey, have you ever met Elvira? Yeah, sure. Absolutely. How did you get on? It's his Frank Sinatra version. Of the Addams Family. Right. Creepy and they're kooky. Mysterious and spooky. I'm trying to. Where do these snaps come in? That comes later in the song. Greed Petite. Yeah, I did that one. Oh, okay. Okay. No, it was originally on an album that Robert Aguayo had put together for Rhino called Rerun Rock. And then they started playing the song on Halloween all the time. So then when Elvira, which was I guess the same company, they just put it on there and it seemed like it was a good idea. It seemed to fit on that album even better than on the Rerun Rock album. Right. What else was on Rerun Rock? That's what I'm curious about. There was a, there was a Gilligan's Island. It was a, what was it? Stairway to Heaven to Gilligan's Island or Gilligan's Island to Stairway to Heaven. Excuse me. And there was a bunch of stuff like that. I don't remember really because after I heard my song, I turned it off. Oh, okay. But no, no. I don't really remember. Usually when I hear my own song, I turn it off. Usually when everybody hears your song, they turn it off. They don't see me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They took a lot of like sitcom themes is what they did. They took sitcom themes. Sitcom themes and fit them in with. Fit them into pop songs. So you've been doing the Frank Sinatra thing. And let me tell you, let me introduce you to Joey Gaynor. Joey Gaynor is a comedy legend. There's a DVD out, a DVD out. Cheryl's. The comedy's Dirtiest Dozen that came out in the 80s. And Joey Gaynor's on there as well as Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, Tim Allen. Yeah. I mean, Jackie the Joke Man. Just an all-star lineup. Steve Pearl. There's some great comedians. There's some great comedians on that. And. Dave Adele was on it. Right. Some of the people are out of the business. Some of them just passed away. Right. I don't know. So. And you can see Joey with the long hair. Yeah. That's when I had hair down like past my neck and shoulders all the way down. Every time I see that, I'm like, you know, what happened? But. Joey and Steve Pearl apparently were hippies in the 80s. I don't know what happened there. Yeah. There was a lot going on at that time, you know. But if you want to see me tomorrow night, you can come to the John Lovitz Comedy Club show. It's time eight o'clock. And we're going to give some tickets away here. That's right. If you call 1-800-893-9562, give us your best ghost story. Oh, OK. And because we could use it. We could use some ghost stories. If you call in, give ghost stories. You win. You win tickets to Joey's show. Tomorrow night at the John Lovitz Club, which is haunted. Is it not? Yeah. There's something there. Yeah, there is. I saw like a dark shadow one day. Just sort of like passing by. Yeah. You mean walking? Went to my eye. I really have no idea how they move, but I saw it at the corner of my eye. But the. Was he Republican? No idea. The strangest thing that ever happened was in, I guess, around 1980, I think. I guess the door's locked. I don't know. Our other guest is on her way. No, please, Joey. I was listening. Go right ahead. No, I was. So there was a second. There was a second incident that you. No, no, no. This was at the Comedy Store. This was going back to. You know, the Comedy Store is haunted, right, Maya? There's probably a reason why. Everything's haunted. Well, people ask me, like, why does stuff happen to you at the Comedy Store? And I'll tell you, it's a very interesting thing. The Comedy Store was a club called Ciro's in the 40s and 50s. And it was the biggest nightclub, which is where all the major performers would come to debut their new show that they're going to do in Vegas or whatever. And a lot of mobsters hung out there. One of them was a guy named Mickey Cone. And I come to find out a few years ago that I had an uncle who was a bookmaker at that time. And he answered to Mickey Cone. Right. So every time I have been there and I did the like a couple of years ago, I did their haunted tour and we would go down in the basement and stuff was just happening like crazy. Like what? Well, they had a sensor that the light would go out if something walked. And there was like the basement became ice cold and suddenly the sensor went out. They were. The night before I was there, a paranormal guy who did catches the voices on tape. Right. He caught some things on tape that were interesting. He caught a woman saying he's something. No, it wasn't Paris Hill. He caught a woman's voice saying he's a wizard. He's a priest. And about you. No, no. He said he's a wizard. He's a priest. And the guy said to me on this was on a Thursday night and this was I'm there on a Friday night. They're going to do this tour thing. And the guy says, I can't remember his name. And he says to me, what does he mean by wizard and priest? I said, oh, well, it's that Sam Kenison. And that's what they're asking. That's what they're saying to you. He's a wizard. He's a priest. They're talking about that. Because how do you know that? I said, well, we'll go down there tonight and you'll see. So we went down there that evening on the tour and he set up his recording equipment. And, you know, I said, OK, you you said wizard and the priest. Tell him who that is. I told him who it is. But now you tell him. So he recorded that. He played it back. You hear me? You hear me asking. And you hear a woman's voice go, Sam K. Sam K. Like as clear as a bell. And they were stunned. And I said, look, every time I come here, stuff happens. And I enjoy it personally. It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me at all. I've seen a few. So Sam Kenison is haunting the comedy store. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's stuff there that haunts the place that's been there for God knows how long. I was going to say, yeah, it's like there's there's stuff there that there's stuff there that that's been there for a long time. Forever. I mean, it's just. Oh, look who's here. Look who's here. I think they're writers down there. If they were, they got shot for whatever they were writing. Oh, Josie, could you could you switch? Yeah. Oh, we have. Bloody is here. You want me to move? I can move. I don't know. You're here. We were just. Do you believe in ghosts, Brian? Do you believe what he's saying? Yeah. You know, I had a weird incident in my apartment, which is another Hollywood story. Let's hear. Let's hear this. OK. By the way, we're being. We're being joined. Should I give you a real name or the name? Well, I'm I mean, I'm Blood Meadow. I don't know. Should I go? You want to go by Blood Meadow? Yeah. Oh, Blood Meadow is here. Oh, I'm sorry. I I didn't know that. That's my real name. Yes. Blood Meadow is here. I've never used the slave name my parents gave me at birth. You want to pull the microphone up a little bit. Blood Meadow. Blood Meadow. Blood Meadow. This is Joey Gaynor. Maya. Josie. Maya's friend. I forgot his name. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. And we're here with Mark White, the Joe Franklin of goth. Joe Franklin. Anyway, Blood Meadow has a show has a show of her own. Gothic. Three X's. Three X's. It's not for the reason you think. Yes, we are. We are not strippers. We are merely alternative models. Exactly. Exactly. Wink wink. And you look you look fabulous tonight. Thank you. Thank you. My costume is Queen Victoria. Mm hmm. I got that. And see that it is, you know, Victorian. It's it's a it's a goth version. So the skirt is 10 inches long. That's all. That's the perfect length for that. I like that. It up. You got to get it up. You keep the hemlines up. That's how you got that up. Yes. OK. So, Maya, you were talking about ghost stories. Well, you know, I don't have many ghost stories. I mean, as a New Yorker, you just you have tunnel vision with everything, because even if there is a ghost, you don't want to. You know, if you if you see a person in front of you, you don't make eye contact. Right. In that city. Right. So if you have a ghost, you also don't make eye contact. You know, you just kind of it could be a person or a ghost. You just look around the metabolism. You don't even know. You just keep going. OK. That's how we that's how we operate. But I moved out here and I had this short dachshund. You might have met him. Little long haired dachshund. I think I did. Yeah. And he was he was in the living room. My friend was over on. She slept on the couch. So he was out there trying to, you know, be like, well, you know, abandoned. Me. My dog abandoned me for some other people. I was supposed to come. So, you know, I'm supposed to I pay for a pet to go sleep with my friends. Basically, that's. It sounds like your pet life has a lot to do. It's very similar to your love life. Yes. Yes. Very, very much. So anyway, what one morning or about three o'clock in the morning, the dog leaves the living room, stands in the hallway and stares up and starts barking at nothing. Not even. No, he couldn't bark. That was what was crazy. Anything else? He was not barking. He was doing. How? How? How? How? He couldn't get a bark. He was terrified. He was scared to bark. Kind of like a Lou Costello. That's exactly what happened. Yeah. He was. Right. And he just kept sitting. He couldn't get the bark out. And then. Yeah. And then he blew into my room and jumped at the side of the bed. Like, pick me up. Pick me up. Pick me up. Pick me up. And I picked him up. And then he just jumped under the covers. You know, the population density of New York City and the fact that every building you live in has been lived in by thousands of people. Before me, the ghost density must be incredible. There must be ghosts in every square inch of every building everywhere. You know, they could be in New York, but I think that they would have better sense to at least leave Manhattan Island. So they'd have some space. Okay. So. So. So. Because no one's moving. Once you get an apartment in New York, you're paying too much. Air out your ghouls. Air out your ghouls. The ghouls are going to leave. The ghouls are going to Jersey. The ghouls are going to Jersey. The ghouls you leave in, you try to get rid of the cockroaches. That's the thing. Yeah. You know, because I'm telling you. You're going to tunnel it over. It costs too much for you. You live in a shoebox. Right. You know, you have like people sleeping. It's ridiculous how we live in New York City. Well, you never finished the ghost story. So what happened? So the dog freaked out. The dog freaked out. And then all of a sudden he decided to come back in and hang out with me. I was like, oh, you remember whose dog you are? Who feeds you? Who takes you for haircuts? Josie's playing with my clown. We're doing a show, Josie. Can you concentrate? It's a clown. Can you concentrate when a beautiful lady is playing with your clown? The thing that happened to me at the comedy store that was actually quite frightening. Okay. I was locking up and it was very late at night. I thought you were going to talk about a bad set. No. Some of the sets you've heard are pretty frightening. I'm sure. Some of the sets, if you go there now, all the sets are frightening. But I was locking up and it was about, gosh, like 3.30 in the morning. And I went into the main room and actually there were two or three incidents that happened. I was in there with Blake Clark one night and we were yelling, if you're here, come on out. And I kept yelling and yelling. You know, if you got something, come on. Come on, come on. And an ashtray like flew from one side of the room and smashed above my head. Really? Yeah. And then another night prior to that, I was locking up. And this is way before they did any renovation or anything. And it was still Art LeBeau's on that one side. It was just the comedy store. It was 120 seats or whatever. And then the main room that's there now was still Art LeBeau's. And I went, I had to reach behind the stage to turn off all of the lights outside and everything. So I get up on the stage. I turn off the lights. And I come back onto the stage and like chairs are piled to the ceiling, which was, you know, so I just got the hell out of there. And then another time. An interior decorating ghost and a cigarette hitting ghost. Poltergeist, I guess, or whatever. And another time was the one that was really a trip was I was there late at night and I was locking up. Right. And I heard women's voices in the ladies room, in the main room. And I'm like, it's like 2.30, quarter to three. What are these women doing? They're not supposed to be here. So I went in and I said, ladies, you know, the place is closed. You got it. And there was no one in there. But the voices that I was hearing were not 1980. They were, you know, he's going to make me my mall. And he's your guys and four flusher. And so they were like, totally awesome and stuff like that. It was like vernacular from the late forties, early fifties. You got to believe in love, honey. Even when you're a ghost. Get out there. It was. Let me tell you something. That's not far from what it was. And. And. The scariest thing was one night we did a seance in that room with the Kennison and the bunch of us. We were all sitting around and we got really serious with it and it got ice cold in the room and we heard a baby cry. And part of the lore of the club was when Frank Santus owned Ciro's, a lot of gangsters, a lot of showgirls. Right. He had a nurse who was a retired nurse who had a room downstairs in the basement right below where the original room is. Okay. It was a room off to that basement. Okay. And the showgirl got knocked up by a mobster. This nurse performed abortions there. So there was some wicked shit going on in the basement there. They want to sue me, whatever. There's a book right here that tells you everything. I was, you know, Hollywood haunted. They wrote the book and it just cracks me up because the stuff happens. It's there. And this is a place where people go to laugh. They go to laugh. But you see what manifests there is there's so much insecurity in the building. Right. And whatever's there that feeds on that just goes nuts. Right. He loves it. Oh my God. The I can't go. I can't go. It freaks me out. You hear a lot of voices. There might be medication for that. You know what? When I worked in Westwood, when I was running the Westwood Comedy Store, I laid at night and I was cleaning up and doing everything. I look over and I could have swore. I could swear to this day I saw Freddie Prinze. So what happened was I was talking to one of the guys that worked at the. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 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And I'm asking Ted at the bar, I said, you know, I don't mind cleaning up over there. I'm getting more money. I mean, I'm running the joint, but you know what happened? Why don't the boys want to go over there anymore? And he said, no, no, they keep seeing the man coming through the wall. And I'm like, wow. I mean, I remember being there the night Freddie came to the door. He was really, the night he shot himself, he was pretty whacked out. Were you there when he shot himself? No, I wasn't in the room, but I mean, I was at the comedy store in Westwood and he came to the door and he was pretty whacked out. And then he left. So that's how you recognize him? No, I knew him. That's what I'm saying. If it was Freddie Prince or Freddie Prince Jr., I don't think I would be able to. One of them would be a ghost. Yeah, one of them would be transparent. One of them would say, you owe me money. Uh, uh, just stuff like that. That's, that's, that's creepy. And then you got to go on stage the next night and tell jokes. It didn't bother me. It doesn't bother me because, uh, um. The comics dying on stage are scarier than the dead people on the stage. Let me tell you, the dead can't hurt you. That's all in people's minds. All this stuff about, you know, uh, manifestation and all of that. Are you sure about that? Yeah. Okay. I mean, I'm, I'm serious. I know you're interested in the supernatural. There are incidents of possession. That's a whole different world. That's altogether different. But if you've got a ghost knocking stuff over in the house or whatever, just say you're not invited. Stop. You know. Okay. Unless you're, you know, so vulnerable to some sort of demonic. I said that to ex-husbands and it doesn't work. Well, actually I invited Blood Metal in. I don't know if that's a, is that a good idea? I don't know. Are you my ex-husband? Not yet. Hopefully soon. Future ex-husband. Hopefully soon. We'll see what happens. But Blood Metal, I was watching the Halloween special of, uh, Gothics. And actually I, I, I was going to say you, you went to release the bats this, uh, this last weekend. Yes. Um, in the most recent episode of Gothics, we were very pleased to have special guests. Uh, Jen and Dave Bats have released the bats and I attended their 15th anniversary. Uh, it's a 15 year old goth night in Long Beach. Um, so if you really want to get dark, you have to go south. No, you took me to release the bats in Long Beach. And, uh, yes, it was, uh, Orange County goth, it's a whole different thing. Yeah. But it's, Well, they're blonde goths. It's a little bit. It's, it's a, it's quite delightful. Well, you know, and we've also attended, uh, together, um, the, uh, uh, Bar Sinister. Right. In Los Angeles. And it's interesting to juxtapose the two nights because I feel like, um, release the bats is a little more death rock. Yes. And it's a little more music oriented. Sure. And Bar Sinister is more about 18 year olds in their underpants, which is fine. There's nothing wrong with that. You didn't say, you didn't say the point. It's about the 18 year olds in their underpants. No, no. Where's the bar? It's a Hollywood and Cherokee, yeah. Hollywood and Cherokee. 1652, yeah. And speaking of, speaking of Hollywood history, uh, I watched a very terrible film on an airplane called Gangster Squad, but a character is shot in front of Borden and I got excited and I'm like, that's my goth bar. Was Borden's goth bar now? On Saturday nights. Really? And Wednesdays. Because it's a great bar. That's where, that's where, that's where, that's where, thanks for paying attention. That's where we're having, we're having my after party on Saturday is at Bar Sinister. Josie can't go, unfortunately, because she's got something else going on. Yes, it's Goth Mark's birthday party at Bar Sinister Saturday night, be there or be square. That's right. So, uh. Be there or be straight. So, uh. But yeah, I remember I was, we were at, we were at Bar Sinister. You didn't seem to be impressed. I, I, I enjoyed it. It wasn't goth enough for you. I enjoyed it and I enjoyed your company and I, and, and, and, uh, Dark Mark is a known personage. He receives much respect from the, the Darklings and the Elves and the Fairies. She's saying she ain't going out with you. All right, just get it through your mind now. I didn't, I didn't hear that specifically from her yet, but we'll see what happens. Yet. Yet. But, uh, no, uh, we've, uh, my partner, uh, Hellfire and I just did the seventh episode of Gothics, uh, which is Googleable as Gothics with three X's and, um. You have something special planned for the 13th episode? Uh, the 13th episode, I think is going to be a murder suicide. And then the 14th episode will be our ghosts. Oh, I'll come down and. Cool. Check it out. Yeah. Like CSI. You can film it. Oh, okay. Yeah, that'll be good. I would, I would. Yes, because I'm sure you'll make a stunning ghost also. So I wouldn't worry about that. It's a really small difference. Anyway. Goth girl, ghost. It's, it's, it, yeah. There's, there's a little bit of a heartbeat there. That's how you know. And you can tell that she's a Long Beach goth because she does have a little bit of a tan. Stop it. It's, I don't, I didn't want to mention it, but, uh. On the radio network. It is, it is. We're on video as well. On podcast, no one can tell you have a slight tan. You have a slight tan. But it's also. It's not that I have a tan, it's that I'm going bad slightly. I'm like curdling like a tree. She's rotting. Some of you who asked this. You also have that Long Beach cadence. Yes. It's a different cadence. No, but she's from, but you're from Portland originally. I am from Portland. But of course, you know, my speaking pattern is because I am a, I am a 500 year old vampire. Oh, cool. Oh, I thought. I wasn't, I wasn't going to mention it, but. I thought that's what I detected. People, I'm from all over. Happy Halloween. Happy Gothic's Christmas, everybody. Yes. No, the Halloween is what we, this is our Christmas. This is the most wonderful time of the year. Suddenly the world is made for us. Everybody looks like us. Everybody looks like us. Suddenly, yeah, people and my acquaintance become attractive and I realized because they are dressed as zombies or vampires, I, I have a type. This is your Christmas. Well, how about a one horned edible? This is like Yom Kippur. I'm like, I'll say, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, do you like my satanic unicorn thing I thought it was a penis I thought it was a gnome hat but I liked it I thought he was anyway looks like a rhino kind of a rhino that's better that's really okay thank you that's really good right now you look like gothic toucan Sam I thought he was that's what I'm calling for I thought he was freaky face yes I'm all full of fruity flavors another woman that I've I'm telling you you're in quite an attractive sandwich there Joey yeah this is attractive very funny sandwich this has been a great day for me really beautiful women and night and you're staring straight at this staring straight at Joseph Cleveland it's better anyway so I was watching Hollywood Outlaw today your movie that you made yeah and it's been a while the first time I saw it was on YouTube and I was like I saw it in like chunks so this is like the first time I saw it all the way through okay two things struck me okay one at the beginning of the movie and I don't know if you've made amends with him but at the time of the movie you had not but Dave Chappelle and you had a falling out yes Dave Chappelle was a mentor of yours and you had a falling out yes but in the beginning of the movie he's like Dave Chappelle said he had a plan he hands you something and it says Africa 2006 yeah did you cut that in or is that really what he gave to you no no I just I was making a joke that he ran off to Africa I was gonna say because that would be the creepiest thing ever no because what the joke is the quick little punch in there that is not appreciated I'm sure by him and his team was basically that I said he was my mentor and taught me everything I know about the business and then he handed me a brochure for Africa I was gonna say because that would have been so creepy if they like he just absolutely did hand you that no that was actually Artie Fuqua portraying my Dave Chappelle I apologize for my friend Mark whom jokes have to be explained too it's okay it happens in my he's like my family it's like being at home for Thanksgiving I thought it was a joke but then I was like I swear it's funny it's a joke here's what it is Joey's creepy okay Blood Metal's Blood Metal's creepy you got ghost stories you're very into the supernatural Blood Metal was Blood Metal she's a vampire Maya who I've wanted to have on the show because she's great I'm scary because I tell the truth you're scary because you tell the truth but you don't I was in a vampire I'm trying to look at it I was really straining for something the Halloween angle right the Halloween angle for you but you did do the last interview of Richard Pryor yes actually if you you gotta see Hollywood Outlaw it is on her YouTube channel that is scary that there was that was very very scary towards the end wasn't it yeah he wasn't the scary one it was really no that's what I heard he was well the emotional highlight of the movie Richard Pryor was scary from what I know Jennifer Lee you basically interviewed Jennifer Lee his ex-wife yes yes! but it is it is an emotional highlight of the movie because you actually tell Jennifer Lee as you're interviewing her how much Richard Pryor means to the world and she turns around and goes Richard shut up well no no what happens is when I was sleeping with Warren Beatty no no no she was talking about she was talking about all that Warren Beatty no but what happens is he's not saying anything and then you say does Richard Pryor know does he realize how much people especially comedians appreciate him and he was really in the late stages and you hear in the background what do you think he was trying to say I think he was trying to talk he could talk at that time when I filmed it it was hard to understand him she wouldn't allow him to talk right she shuts him up right away and she pretty much made it to put it in a position where it was it was really uncomfortable she wanted to talk about you know her life her life and how he abused her for the 14 days they were married right and um! do you think he was trying to say help help get the fuck out of here you know or was he she didn't live there she never lived with him or was he trying to say that it's nice to hear that I really appreciate that yes I think yeah yes it is kind of it is it is a very heavy it is very Halloween-ish I have to say that I've not seen the show and Richard was what am I doing Richard was actually very I was really good for him I was really good for him and then we lost touch for towards the end but unfortunately so did his children but that wasn't on their that wasn't that wasn't their you know his daughter Rain is doing I've seen I've seen Jennifer Lee I've seen Jennifer Lee I actually saw him at the comedy store before he like in the 90s the children were banned from seeing him down to 40 minutes a month right I saw them where they picked him up on a wheelchair and put him on stage and he was doing stand-up and it was it was it was hard to watch because most of it was was bad because he was in the real you know his MS was really bad but there was about three or four minutes where he just turned it on well it usually helps it usually helps when you give an MS patient their medicine right but there was like three or four minutes where you saw like oh okay this is this is the guy yeah and then but Jennifer Lee she did sort of creep me out so you think people whoever his caretakers were family members or whatever were not no the kids were not allowed in the house the caretakers they actually a couple of Spanish ladies that didn't speak English that weren't registered nurses and kept disappearing and the ex-wife was kind of in charge of all this at the time she was his personal assistant and then she married him after he couldn't speak I'll bet she told him to shut up I'll bet she told him to shut up at that wedding huh yeah shut up Richard did you take her to be your wife no no shut up Richard no I heard he didn't know he was married again yeah it's sad it's sad but in the state of California you can't contest that the only person who can contest it is the person who is part of that party so the children could try to contest it but they couldn't contest that it was actually a legal marriage right the problem is is that she couldn't in the state of California if your parent can't talk or can't communicate for themselves the children nobody else in the family could possibly contest it and his attorneys and trustees were all fired before in the last few years of his life and his doctors and that's too bad and you're friends with Rain right or your acquaintances you met her I think I met her like once so you guys are like Facebook friends yeah I see her on Facebook okay Instagram followers I do too because I was telling Joey in the car that my Richard Belzer Richard Belzer was the one who was pretty much there he's the one who produced my film so he had all the him and Paul Mooney gave me all that information it was not it it was not it was not it was not I will not put my name on I'm just kidding was that Belzer or Mooney that was Mooney that was Mooney Belzer's like hey babe it's okay babe don't worry no we got it that is done I got it no but Mooney's like oh go ahead say the word set yourself free that's great go ahead be white and proud of it I'll tell you we got a thousand people here on the road this guy because this guy goes way back with everybody and we were talking on the way over here Sam Kinison a friend of yours yeah because you've been I was there the night he invented because I do not take credit for his bit Joey invented the licking the alphabets no no don't even say something like that before let's say let's say this that's been around for a hundred years that whole thing licking the alphabet Josie there's some technique when you're in cunnilingus where you lick the alphabet this is great now I want my agent to I don't need the whole alphabet I just need B over and over oh you're a B woman oh yeah anyway it was on Sam Kinison it was on Sam Kinison's first album he was talking about licking pussy yeah and I think you can spell out words and we and I we were talking and he he went he just went up on stage and did a whole thing about it and I thought it was hysterical because it's that was the old rumor was you know to be able to do and he just he was the first guy I ever saw go up there and really talk about it nobody would ever say that because it was like oh that's foul that's a you know and it's like no it's funny and Josie wants words yeah like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious that's what I said yeah definitely yeah okay Mississippi one Mississippi two Mississippi arginine ketoprofen Mississippi I like a man who can just lick the fifth amendment that's just what I want just lick back yes I've done that in court you have the right to the fifth amendment no no you have the right you mean the Miranda no that's the Miranda right you want the Miranda rights I want Miranda rights you have the right to remain silent unfortunately I never can remain silent in that situation well believe me you wouldn't if I anyway but the point I'm getting at you had the right you had the right so but you were on the Tim Burton Halloween special yeah I didn't even know Tim Burton had a Halloween special I never saw the guy I never met him no what happened was they called me up once again come down to the coffee store we're shooting a Tim Burton thing would you come down here and you know okay yeah okay I'll come down and they were asking me about the Itook script and uh and Itook let me explain there's a movie that was written Itook about an Eskimo who's half white and half Eskimo and he's the first father John Belushi was supposed to do it and he died John Candy Chris Farley Chris Farley there's a multitude of guys but at the time Sam Kinston got the script what happened was he got the script anyway he's gonna do this movie he took sled you know lessons to with the dog sled and everything really yeah yeah he was really and he he said to himself I can't run I will run I did a run and he that's actually a good impression didn't I gosh mother oh okay anyway um I don't think the script is haunted well the script was haunted I've never even laid eyes on it I don't want nothing to do with it but what happened was he had this big going away party he's gonna go do the movie like on a start shooting on Wednesday and it's like Sunday night we're all up at his the house he was renting above the Chateau Marmont so we're all up there and it's a big Hollywood party and it's great and I'm checking it out cause you know it's just it's fucking amazing and and Sam and I we're you know everybody's having cocktails and whatever and Sam comes over and we start talking and I said boy this is great man you got this movie and they've been trying to do it for a long time and finally first starring role yeah and so yeah man this is my first first starring role and you know man we're gonna bust out so I said the script is really good huh and he goes I don't know I haven't read it I'm gonna read it on the plane and I my jaw hit the fucking floor I went wait a minute what do you mean you haven't read it you know nah man I'm gonna read it on the plane and you know and I'm gonna improv a lot and I'm like you know I'm shaking my head and I can't believe what I'm hearing and I said how long have you had the script you just get it and he goes nah I've had it for about three months and I'm like no you don't understand nah nah you see I'm gonna read it on the plane and then if we have to make any changes we'll just when we get there we'll do it and I'm like no since you didn't talk to them you had the script you've never said a word about it as far as they're concerned every word is golden you have not said I don't want to scream in every scene you're saying that now you know and he got really pissed off cause I like you know held up like the magic mirror or something well that's funny because it was Coke Bear yeah Coke Bear no but that was the other thing he would get mad cause I wouldn't do Blow I didn't do Coke and he would go why don't you want a little cotton well there's more for you oh okay you know that's a good answer but you know that's the rule the person in the room who isn't doing the Coke is the narc yeah but what was really funny was there were other people there that weren't doing Coke too but they were passed out anyway that's a good excuse that's the only valid excuse to not do the Coke well anyway he got really mad then he came back a few minutes later and he goes oh man you know and he's mumbling and I just say hey man good luck it's gonna be a great movie don't worry about it and I kind of went over to the other side of the room because I didn't want to be involved in an explosion there cause he really was like oh what you know and he flew to New York and he was back like six days later right fucked up and what happened was he got there and they got into the hotel or whatever and they were rewriting scenes and he brought it to them and said I don't want to scream in all these scenes and they wait a minute everything is already set up well fuck you boom that was it and they went he was back and he was really pissed at me cause he thought I jinxed it or something but I just and Blood Buddle was right because John Belushi was supposed to do it he died Sam Kinison Sam Kinison John Candy then they got John Candy he died Chris Farley Chris Farley and he died it's like four or five guys they all had a chance of being the most famous Eskimo character after Nanook of the North exactly they probably would have done better than Nanook of the North Anthony Quinn who was in Eskimo who kills the guy cause he won't sleep with his wife cause Eskimos that's a gift you're watching different Eskimo movies than we are I forget what the name of it is I don't think it was Nanook of the North anyway Blood Buddle being a 500 year old vampire as you are I just got back from New Orleans I'm sure you're jealous I am did you visit with the most sinister Marie Laveau I you know I did not did you partake did you partake the voodoo store I'm sorry the voodoo store yes I did yes I did Marie Laveau voodoo it's like 3 foot by 3 foot did you bring me the chicken foot it's pretty tight you didn't get a gree gree bag while you were there I didn't get a gree gree bag no did you bring me the chicken foot I asked for well we'll talk about that after the show but there's some there's some twigs and three monsters while you were in New Orleans did you have a most sinister 5 gallon daiquiri on the streets of Bourbon that I did I did do that and actually I was I was actually waiting for the vampire tour I was wearing my black suit with a dolomite shirt and and everybody kept coming up to me saying are you the vampire where do we sign up for the vampire tour everybody thought I was a vampire the homeless guy who came up to me was like alright man put your fangs in I'm like I'm not a vampire I'm just sitting waiting for the vampire tour I'm telling you that's gonna work that works we're gonna talk about we might have some new programming on Hollywood Outlaw did you go to did you visit the mystical Anne Rice's house I did not visit the mystical Anne Rice's house but I did go to the vampire ball and she was supposedly there and if you tell somebody Anne Rice is there for goth people you know you know what I'm talking about that's like that's just going down right it's like Joe Benitez signing at a comic book store there'll be a line around the block who's Joe Benitez I don't know comic books I'm sorry I don't know comic books who's Joe Benitez I don't do comic books I don't know he's making I understand Joe Benitez is a great artist who did La Mechanica and some other okay it's Jelly Bean Benitez he used to be the producer for Madonna that's a different oh no Joe Benitez is very famous for his for his logo there's a rumor there's a lot of Benitez around there does he look like Joey Pace Frankie Pace Frankie Pace Joey Frankie I can't remember what Frankie Pace so how did you get turned into a vampire blood metal please tell us please tell us the story well first I do want to I don't remember I do want tell us a New Orleans adventure story and then I'll pony up I'm sorry I cut you off no I want to hear we're running out of time oh already I just want to hear about how you got turned into a vampire I know you're eternal time flies I know it does so do you apparently there's only one way to turn into a vampire isn't it well I heard about that well there's a couple ways I mean you know if a vampire wants to turn you he can bite you in my case it was a lot like artificial insemination I actually had to do a transfusion type of thing because I had no willing donors but if you pay enough money you know you go to the special blood bank wink wink and I dosed I dosed myself because I couldn't make a vampire love me like I try hard I know it's sad it's sad vampires don't love I kept hanging out with my wrists out it just wouldn't it didn't work out so finally I had I took it upon myself to DIY and I've never been happier I mean I've never been happy but that was great I've never been more don't get me wrong I've never been happy but I've never been happier I've never been happier I've never been happier I've never been less miserable who's your favorite vampire well I as far as actors go I'm gonna I mean David Bowie from The Hunger Mr. Blaylock I've been working with a director of horror films called Sarah Films and we did a premiere last night of a short horror film and I ran red carpet the director is Gene Blaylock and I said well you know who you should be for Halloween is Mr. Blaylock from The Hunger David Bowie and he's like oh but his name is with a Y and mine doesn't have a Y I'm like but it could be like a gothic who's on first who are you for Halloween I'm Mr. Blaylock you're always Mr. Blaylock no I'm always Mr. Blaylock now I'm Mr. Blaylock do you hear the difference he didn't that's the second Evan and Costello reference on the Dark Mark Halloween special it keeps on it keeps on coming it keeps on coming it just but do I'm Mr. Blaylock it could be Mookie Blaylock but do check out but do check out Sarah Films on the interwebs Sarah Films they do a lot of interesting projects it was adorable it was adorable somebody got if you do Jessica starts singing Pearl Jam in a second here but and I do want to share the time that I met the mystical gothic Anne Rice and as far as vampires in films kids today have no idea what a fucking sexy vampire is because Lestat you know was a 500 year old rock star and then the Twilight Kid is some high school he could be anywhere and he wants to be in high school and he wants to be a fucking Pacific Northwest hipster douche bag it's ridiculous they don't pay homage to like Christopher Lee or Frank Langello they're too yeah they're too pretty Bela Lugosi Lugosi Bela Lugosi then Nosferatu who's the Nosferatu Nosferatu is then Klaus Kinski and there have been some really good vampire films you know it's just we like the Mexican vampire what was the one like David Soul David Soul yeah Salem's Lot Salem's Lot oh you know one that I actually like was Nicholas Cage Vampire's Kiss where he's not a vampire no no no no no no no anything with him no cage no cage is it a no cage zone no cage zone is it a cage free zone it's a cage free zone some of the some of the some of the best vampire films though come from Japan and they are usually samurais versus vampires and they are could you recommend the title for us not offhand because I took medicine but but that's my problem oh usually usually it's the vampire hunters I don't know what's going on here there's the vampire hunters there's Godzilla versus the vampire no but there's some great offer Blood Metal some treats please Godzilla one have you seen have you seen this one this is about hillbilly vampires called Near Dawn it's a family of hillbilly vampires they travel down near dark near dark yes near dark with Bill Paxton yes oh that's great that's great I screwed up the name but that doesn't mean I don't love it so you're going to kill the kid versus Dracula I do recommend by the way I was handing it over so that Blood Metal could get some candy it's gone right the fuck past me and it's gone right the fuck past her I'm so sorry because you guys I got to agree you picked it up you put it down oh my god Maya's eaten all the free musketeers you ate all the twigs you ate all the Smarties I just remembered vampires don't eat candy oh excuse me oh she's a diabetic vampire apparently that's depressing I was just looking for chocolate covered blood gobules and there's none in yeah see I've got some in my car we'll have some after the show that would have been chocolate covered chocolate I ate them all I feel like I thought it was a raspberry cream it's amazing this is let me ask you a question Maya when you were a little girl I'm assuming you went for pretty instead of scary on the Halloween costumes no I went for funny okay what was a funny Halloween costume when you were a kid Ricochet Rabbit really yeah I had the ears and everything oh yeah I'd be a sexy bloody one my ears have been right it's not all about you Josie but when you were a kid what was the what was the best Halloween costume you did you had I always go for bloody but now I go for slutty bloody it's a good combination it's a winning it's a winning one slutty and bloody do work on you Joey when you were a kid what did you dress up for Halloween I was the fattest kid on the block and the one thing I learned on Halloween was mentally scarring the biggest lie in the world one size fits all that's bullshit I put on the Batman thing it got as far down as like just under my chest so I look like a little pregnant boy with a Batman that's funny and people would go you look like so you were like Batman with a half shirt well it was like I'd knock on the door what are you fat man you know and I'm scarred mentally you know here have some more candy fat kid your parents are dead give me candy here's a diet soda here's some carrots you fat bastard you know that's very funny oh it's very sad it's really it's not my favorite one time my dad took me trick or treating he was an Irish alcoholic and he you know and he's got a he's got a six pack with him yeah he's got a six pack with him he's drinking I said what dad what are you taking beer well you know we're gonna do a lot of walking you gotta stay hydrated smart man yeah I think the first the first like funny or like the Halloween costume that I put myself you know put together myself and I was proud of and excited about was I was I think in sixth grade I was an angel but then I had and I was just like basically a white fabric toga and then wings made out of styrofoam and staples and stapled to your back stapled together stapled right to the skin stapled together and then but underneath my gown there was a devil's tail made out of wire and so I was a hypocrite oh that's pretty that was my first kiss so you were a politician exactly alright very very nice angel in the front devil in the back yes when I lived when I lived in Whittier of course the building had a lot of it was it was haunted it was almost all Mexican and you heard voices no no no not at all Mexican haunting no no it was Mexican mostly Mexican people in the building so I put on a suit one year in a briefcase yeah I put on a suit in a briefcase and went door to door and I'd knock and I'd say trick or treat what are you supposed to be I said a white guy so it worked out really well I've seen him on television yes I'm a gringo come on give me some of that candy some of that and when you were when you were a kid what what treat did you want to get and what treat did you not want to get I don't know I hate the candy corn I love candy corn this is the most disgusting I love candy corn it's like it's like a wax disgusting it's got a like a waxy coating it's just sugar horrible horrible it's got a I love candy corn I don't care genetic distinction it's like Sky made me candy corn cookies they were so good I know you didn't share them it's like stale marzipan trust me everybody left after that show they didn't want to they didn't want to stand for candy yeah no matter how fresh it is it's stale it's stale marzipan oh yeah it's always stale but it's still good it's got that flavor to it so you would like an apple better than the candy corn yeah I would take an apple with a blade before eating it but the three musketeers you were all into three musketeers I was happy I was very I used to I used to like you know pile them up at three musketeers if I had a Reese's peanut butter you know those were good Twix were good you know they had all you know peppermint patties peppermint patties are great but it's a little mature my parents would steal those from me I hate it when they would give you like you know dental floss shitty candy $100,000 bars well those are great those were great but when they would give you like those tarts the sweet tarts what about the generic candy yeah it's just garbage do you guys remember there was some sort of awful taffy that came in black and orange wax paper oh it was garbage it was garbage I was in the fancy schmancy neighborhood they gave out the good stuff the big the full size candy bars no I'm just kidding I don't know my father would dump all the stuff out yeah fun size my dad would say to me listen if you find a razor in that apple just put it in the bathroom because I got to shave tomorrow morning and I'm out of blades he didn't give a fuck well I think on that note where does the time go when we have four John Lovett's Comedy Club come to the show well Joey since you're promoting it tell us about the show tell us how they contact you since we didn't get any callers let's hear how they can win tickets for your show they can contact what's a good way to contact them at this okay contact us Joey Gaynor at Facebook have them contact your Facebook contact my Facebook I'll set you up I will Joey Gaynor Facebook J-O-E-Y F-A-C-E B-O-O-K Joey Gaynor on Facebook Joey his last name is G-A-Y-N-O-R send me a like Gay and then Nor right Gaynor like Gloria Gaynor but anyway send me a message the first five people get four tickets a piece okay boom so say you heard it on a dark mark show that's right you get free tickets Joey Gaynor follow him on Facebook do you have a website too no the website's being burned but the no NSA's looking at it because I got a lot of friends in Portugal that's hard to do but no I want to and also a shout out to my friends at Galaxy of Comics because they'll cry if I don't say that and Galaxy of Comics I apologize I didn't know the guy's name but that's okay no no no it's my friend I know but he's gonna he's gonna be mortified that I didn't know the guy's name and that I didn't recommend no no that was something else it's okay I'm trying to I'm trying to lead gracefully Joey let me apologize to your friend Maya DiGiorgio yes the beautiful the lovely Maya DiGiorgio yes you have two Roku channels one that's just called Maya one that's Hollywood Outlaw both free with terrific content there's one that's also premium I know I saw the premium I didn't I didn't order it that's the sexy one please go and give me five stars Maya after dark I'm giving you lots of five stars what else you got going on Maya tell us about what's happening with you what else is going on I'm in the middle of making an album ooh but it's not a it's not a comedy album it's not a comedy album you're singing I'm rhyming you're rapping busting a rhyme really rap something come on freestyle for us yeah come on freestyle Halloween rap for us come on we had nappy tea was on flavor alone tea freestyle you know what bring me back and I will do it I will do it you're welcome on the show anytime we need to get nappy and her and they can have a rap off yes I will come back I will come back let's go I'm in my bougie outfit I mean I'm doing my Connecticut thing so you're dressed as a yuppie tonight I have you know as a mixed race kid you have multiple personalities and I'm not in that personality today yes I am doing the concerned citizen I thought you were dressed as a Romney voter I didn't know what was going on I thought you were dressed as a tea party person no no I would have had my teeth blacked out which is the scariest thing of all so how do we contact you Maya I'm trying to avoid that because every time I go on the air and blab about the Richard Pryor situation I am stalked hacked shut down I'm sorry I mentioned it I didn't know what it was for however yes leave me alone so anybody out there if you're looking for me I am not in this city and you can find me on Facebook but please don't go into my Facebook right I'm not gonna spell your name just in case and Blood Metal please Google Gothic's XXX and the XXX I know what those stand for I'm not sure what you mean Xylophone Xavier and Zung you can be you can like Gothic's on Facebook and interact with us and I do want you to be my best friend even if you are a stalker oh I can work that out baby where you live yes listen yes what cheap bastard repackaged the Smarties to give you three what Smartie that's why I played a bunch of repackaged the Smartie into three these are penny candies that would be that would be for ten of them well you know what now they're made in China so they're cutting back to make more money that would be half made of melamine that would be the 99 cent store I don't know Josie how do people get a hold of you just google me Josie Kat J-O-S-I Kat K-A-T and you'll find all my pages that's wonderful and go to oh that's good she's good she's good reacting you gotta get this on camera we don't have this okay we're gonna do this yeah yeah this is gonna closing okay retake closing Halloween number here okay insert memory card insert memory card okay so and also go to darkmarkshow.com like us on iTunes like us on Facebook and have a wonderfully creepy week everybody and Tom like us yes it's Tom like us and I'm not working anywhere Josie that was really good I'm not working anytime bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye