Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever or is it just a hit and run? What's up my friends? It is Melissa on Oral Stimulation. I am of course joined by my fruitilicious co-host Alex. Dude, fuck you. Fruitilicious? I don't know. A lot of times you compliment me and I get so excited and all worked up and you come with fruitilicious. I didn't have time to think of a good one tonight. So you're saying I'm feeling fruity or you're feeling fruity? Maybe you're projecting. I'm feeling fruity. I'm liking some fruit flavors tonight. I feel about to backhand your face. I kind of like that. All right so we are here on Oral Stimulation on XM165 and of course on skidrowstudios.com. If you can hear us live. Please for the love of God call in 800-893-9562. I kind of feel like we're just on a spaceship right now. I don't know if they can hear us or not. I really hope so. Yeah I don't know. Des Cadet just took off. I know she's so pretty and she's leaving. Oh there's some boobs in the window. I hope she drunk texts me. She's going to. I hope so. You guys are totally going to build something while she's away on her trip. Yeah I'm going to give her something to come back to. And then we're going to have some stories. I think she's going to have a lot of stories actually. I think so. Hopefully you are following us on Facebook, Oral Stimulation Radio, Twitter, Oral Stim and Gmail. That would be oralstim at gmail.com. Now. I have one quick shout out. Yes. To Big Dick Daddy in Cincinnati. Okay. Just my quick shout out. I'm done for the evening. Who's that? Is he relevant? Yeah absolutely. He's a big time supporter in a certain city within LA. He's part of the chamber of commerce. In a certain city. Really? Yeah. Oh. Yeah he's hardcore. So you have like a celebrity listening. So I can grease the committee anytime I need shit. Grease the committee? Oh yeah. Is that like a political term? Yeah. Like you know if you ask for a favor, scratch my back, I'll scratch yours type deal. That's not really a favor. I mean I can scratch my own back like anywhere. Yeah. Well. Not literally. You know what I can't do? What can't you do? Lick my own pussy. That would be a favor I would ask for. Like to be able to do yourself? No. I would ask someone to do it for me and then I'll return the favor and then we can talk business. Okay. Well he has a big dick and he's from Cincinnati. I'm sure if he's licking your pussy you could suck his dick. Yeah. We could work something out. You know who else is in studio with us tonight is Austin over there. How you guys doing tonight? Just wanted to call you out. Make sure you're paying attention. I'm paying attention. Don't worry. Excellent. I hope we get some callers tonight. I hope so too. 800-893-9562. Let us know you're out there. Let's see if we have callers. I think listeners is actually pretty important right now at this point. Listeners are huge. Actually, do we have a caller, Mindy? I think we do. Hi caller. What's your name? My name's Tim. How's it going tonight, Tim? I'm doing all right. How are you? Great. So you actually are lucky you're here with us because I'm just about to divulge the topic of the night. All right. And that would actually be porn parties. Porn parties? Yes. Okay. Have you ever been to one? Uh, not per... Well, actually no. Yeah, I have actually. I have been to one. Oh yeah. I went to that Erotic LA trade show one year. Yeah. And I got tickets to go to an after party. Oh yeah. I went to that Erotic LA trade show one year. And I got tickets to go to an after party. And I got tickets to go to an after party. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. It was a whole lot of guys. And like one actress. And what they did was they had a raffle and she was going to film the sex scene with one of the guys from the crowd. Oh wow. How awesome is that? That did not happen at the party. She spent the whole time at the party kind of going around getting to know everybody, kind of getting ready to rig the raffle, I think. Oh my gosh. That's really dirty. Yeah. Well, there you go. Which actress was it? I would have to do a little Googling to find that out. It's been a few years, like I said. She was really short. I remember that. Really young looking and really short, which I was not that interested in. Most of them are really short. Are they? Yeah. Like actresses in general. They're tiny. Yeah. Oh, okay. Actually, I had a really funny thing happen that's tangibly related. Oh, okay. Actually, I had a really funny thing happen that's tangibly related. I was on Twitter and I saw a call for extras wanted for a porn shoot. And so I went and did that one Sunday afternoon. I was a guy at bachelor party number whatever. And that kind of counts as a porn party too, I guess. Did you get paid? Yes. I made a hundred bucks. Nice. The bucks to sit about three feet from the coffee table and watch two girls take care of each other. Oh my gosh. It was pretty fun. That's awesome. Well, thank you so much for calling in, Tim. We really appreciate your call. Sure. If I can pause for one more second, I was going to respond to that photo you put up on Facebook. Oh yeah? Thank you for following us. I'll take that. Sure. The flip on the couch shot. What did you think? Well, so I was at a bar one night and there was a guy who was probably in his sixties sitting on a bar stool talking to a girl. And I thought it was kind of an odd couple. So I was kind of watching what was going on. And she twisted back, pulled her leg back and full on nailed him in the neck of her knee. What? To the point where she almost knocked him off the bar stool. And I was, you know, stunned. Didn't know what the hell was going on. And then as the guy sat back up, he was smiling. And I realized like that was his thing. Oh, they were totally into it. They were totally into it, huh? That's crazy. Yeah. And I mean, I couldn't uncross my legs for like 10 minutes. Oh my gosh. I cannot imagine why anyone would want that done to them. But that picture definitely sparked that memory in me. So thanks for that, I guess. That is totally crazy. You know what? Actually, in the second half of the show, we're going to be talking about all kinds of crazy fetishes and sub-genres of porn and all kinds of good stuff. So be sure to stay tuned, okay? Okay. Bye, Wilson. Thank you so much. Thanks for calling in, Tim. Bye-bye. Take care. Bye-bye. I think Tim was a fluffer. He seemed like he knew what was going on with some of those things. I know. He seemed pretty experienced, didn't he? Yeah. All right. But actually, so now the word is out. Our show topic for tonight is porn parties. But actually, we were— And it's porn. Yes. So actually, it's a little bit different. It wasn't actually like a porn party where we're—it's actually— Tell us about the email that we got. Yeah. Well, I was going to get into it. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. So how this all started was because— This one time? No. You always do that. Okay. No, because on our Gmail, you know, we get all kinds of awesome correspondence from our listeners. And I love it. I love talking to you guys and hearing what's up. Yeah. It's all bullshit because they all want to fuck you. Whatever. They all say they like you too. I don't know about that. Everybody likes you, Alex. You get plenty of love. Not everybody. Everybody. They like me, they want to fuck you. I've never met one person who doesn't like you. I can name a list of five. All right. Well, they're not here tonight. So— Yeah, because I fucked all their girlfriends. All right. Well, gosh. That's the truth. I'm not going to lie. You know what? I'm pretty sure you're not. So we got this email from one of our listeners that said they were going to be having like a—basically like a— Yeah. Basically like a dinner and a movie kind of night. Well, the title was called what? Pizza and Porn. Pizza, Porn, and Popcorn. Yeah. I was thinking totally hold the popcorn and the pizza. Give me the porn and the pussy penetration. Fuck that. I mean, do you actually eat while you watch porn? Well, I do. Do you really? You know, I love— Pussy? I love food in the bedroom. Oh, man. There we go. Food network time. No. We have only two seconds to talk about this. We're going to do it. Austin's dying in the corner. He's like, we just barely got here. No. Okay. So anyways, they invited us over. Basically, yes, they invited us over. So it's like a whole group thing and you all get together. I don't know if it's like a potluck or something. I'm going to have to research a little more. It's in a couple of weeks. But yeah, so you all get together and you eat and you watch porn. I mean, but that's the thing though. We didn't know what kind of movie it was, right? We didn't know if it was like kind of fetish thing. Yeah. They didn't say specifically. I mean, it could have been like a total like musical one. Just music and like, you know, a guy and a girl just going at it. I have never heard of a musical porn. Well, I mean, there's like the ones that are just set to music. Yeah. I mean, you don't hear the moaning. You just maybe hear like a little moaning, but all you hear in the background is like a little bomb chicka-wa-wa. I wonder if that's really like a thing, like musical style porn. Yeah. I think there's a few of them actually that are like that. That would be amazing to watch. I remember one of the Island Fever's, the one with Tara Patrick. And there's a few of them that it was literally, it was just them like an island with like, you know, like little musical backgrounds and them going at it. Yeah. But I want to see people doing like kick lines and Broadway's jazz hands and things. And then they just bust out into song and then they bust out into fucking. Well, no, they have like some parodies and stuff like that now. But I mean, it's curious to see. We'll see what happens. I don't want a parody. I want the true art. The true art of fucking? Yeah. I know. But do you want like, just like hardcore or are you more softcore? Like tap jazz ballet style. Okay. How would that work? I think tap jazz ballet, I think like fags. I don't know. What? How do I see like a ballet dude, like fucking a ballet chick? Am I, is that kind of like stereotypical? They're really strong. They lift girls up. Yeah. But they're into dudes. Not all of them. Okay. 99% of them. If you were into dudes, what would you do? If you were into dudes, would you be trying to look up a girl's skirt all the time? I don't think it happens. I see it all the time in like a cheer. You watch a lot of ballet? Yeah, actually I do. Really? Yeah. When? Actually, the last one I went to was probably like three years ago. Right around this same time. No, I usually go right around Christmas, like the Nutcracker and stuff like that. Oh, that would be related to our picture from earlier. Yeah. That is also called the Nutcracker. Is it? I believe it is. Okay. So, make sure you're following us on Facebook, slash Oral Stimulation Radio, so you can get in on all the pictures and all the things we do. So, back to this party, of course. I don't... I mean, me personally, I think there's a hidden agenda. I think it's a total swingers party. Oh. I mean, I think it's one of those things. I think it's a front, hey, we're going to throw in the latest porn by like Vivid or whatever. Yeah. At that point, it's like, yeah, you know, bring a potluck, but you know, we're going to go fucking in every room. I mean, that's my thing, I think. I'm trying to read in between the lines. But like growing up, did you ever have anything like that? I mean, you have to have done that. I mean, where'd you grow up again? Well, Omaha. Okay, in Omaha. Omaha, Nebraska. So, I mean, like during your maybe, well, I wouldn't say high school, probably too young, maybe like around college days. Yeah, dude, well... Did you ever do anything like exciting or anything like that? Okay, here's the thing. You know, it's just freezing cold for like half the year. Okay, so... So... There's nothing to do but fuck. Not butt fuck, but fuck. What's wrong with butt fucking? Well, I don't know. I don't know if there's anything wrong or anything good. I haven't gone there yet. Awesome stuff. Yeah, you know what it's all about, don't you? Smiles. Looks like we have a caller. Hi, caller. What's your name? Hi, my name is Tara. But in listening to your fetishes, I'm not sure that's the one I'm into. What are you into? Well, I wouldn't call it a fetish, but then again, others might call the lifestyle a fetish. So I guess I'm into swinging. Nice. All right. So that's right up our alley tonight, huh? Okay, so since you're into swinging, is that like a total like cover up? I mean, we got like an email. We got invited to like a, it was like a porn watching party. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm into the porn watching party. Is that like a total swingers thing or what? I don't know. I guess it depends on the type of swinger you are. I am a bit of a voyeur, although I have to say I'm more of an exhibitionist than a voyeur. swingers thing or what? I don't know. I guess it depends on the type of swinger you are. I am a bit of a voyeur, although I have to say I'm more of an exhibitionist than a voyeur. So maybe? Dude, I like Kara already. Yeah, me too. How did you get started into it? Accidentally. I got asked out by a couple as a single gal and didn't realize that that's what was going on and then ended up asking my couple while I was a single gal what they thought about my future husband to be and here we are now, my husband and I, in the lifestyle with the same couple friends. Oh, that's awesome. It's awesome. A little crazy. Not how everybody expects to get there, right? No, but I'll bet you guys have a much more open and honest relationship than a lot of people who aren't in the lifestyle. That's what I've heard. I feel that way. Yeah, it really builds on the connection that you already have. Exactly. You must be honest or this doesn't work. If you can't be honest 110%, this is not for you. Wait, how long have you guys been married? Do you mind me asking? Ten years. See, that's awesome. So now, do you guys like to attend parties in your area? Do you go out of town? In our area, we recently returned from Las Vegas, where, of course, all parties happen all the time. So, yes, in our area and not in our area, we attend parties and meet new people, whether we're interested in extracurriculars or just someone who or a couple for that matter, who see the world through the same eyes. That's kind of hot. Actually, you mentioned Vegas, and I know there's a lot of swinging that goes on in Vegas. The first thing that popped up was the green door. But there's like a red something, too. A red rooster. The red rooster. We haven't been to the green door because we've heard so many horrible things. You know, that's what I was saying. I think that's more like a mainstream type of thing. I'm sure there's stuff that's more hidden or more underground. Right. There's the red rooster we had vaguely heard about and showed up and we've been there. And it's interesting. Sometimes it's not always what you expect. It is interesting. And there are also lifestyle parties at different venues depending upon where they decide to throw them. And we've heard about those because of websites. So what about this last time in Vegas? Tell me about it. What happened? It was at the red rooster, surprisingly. Speaking of those places. That was an interesting experience. There were a few things where my husband and I kind of just thought, oh my God, what have we gotten into? And then we met people our own age that we were excited to meet. And all had the same interests and maybe agenda. And thank God for Vegas we all had hotel rooms. And now I bring someone home and oh please God don't ever stalk me. What's kind of the risk you take at that point? I mean do you, how do you initially, I mean initially is there like, do you have a rundown of questions that you kind of build that trust or do you just dive right in? Well, if you start on a website say, because everybody seems to be in the lifestyle and on a website, thank you technology, there's a lot of chit chat and there's a lot of answering of questions on the website, what's okay and what's not okay. Protection wise and even beyond protection of what we will and won't do as far as going to somewhere, say the red rooster or the green door, having never been to the green door, I'm guessing but I would assume they're the same. But going somewhere like that, it's initiating contact and then discussion and not all things get discussed, especially since come on we're all drinkers. If you get a little too far, you don't really think that oh I have to talk to you about this. Protection kind of seems to be the unspoken you just do it. Your local, at least I find this, the local gay and lesbian pride center happens to be the best sex education place in the whole world for how to have safe sex and have fun with safe sex. Oh and did you know you could do this nifty thing with like saran wrap? So education's key, right? Just when you thought you knew everything, you could still learn more. Exactly and I did not know you could do nifty things with saran wrap. Well what are you doing with saran wrap? You have to tell us. You have to give us the details here. It's a difficult one to explain but it is really incredible and colors are fun so welcome Christmas. Make sure you both buy. Pinks and greens are wonderful. That makes it so much more fun. So did you end up, do you guys, are you like full swap? Did you end up hooking up with the other couple? We are full swap once we get to know a couple which meant I had a great time in Vegas and he enjoyed watching thoroughly because we didn't really have the amount of time it takes to get to know them. Sure. That's a bonus for me which I guess if he's happy with that, okay, which you are. Men are so happy watching. You know what, I have to admit myself, I'm more of a voyeur. I really enjoy watching. That was one of my, when I was in one of my past relationships, the girl I was with at the time, she really wanted to see a girl give me a blowjob and just watch me and get off on it and on the flip end of it, I wanted to see a guy fuck the shit out of her. I mean, it was weird. I mean, it actually never happened but it was one of those things, you know, if we ran into the right couple and something happened, we were down. We already kind of discussed it. It was already about to happen. Oh. Some women can give blowjobs like art. That was what it convinced my husband, me having already been in the lifestyle. It really convinced him was, oh, wow. She gave me the best blowjob ever and you thought that was incredible. It's really, I'm telling you, it's an art. Yeah, see, we're all about the good blowjobs around here. So, to find a woman that's already in the lifestyle, that's, I think, a huge bonus. Yeah? Exactly. And he thought it was a little strange. We live in Utah. Oh, what? It's just all very strange. And no, we're not Mormons. We don't have multiple wives. We are freaks out here. That's awesome. You guys do it just for the good time. So, we're in California. That's right. We'll meet you in Vegas. We're going to be there in March 50th. Yeah, we're getting married in March. So, we're going to... Oh, wow. We have to make a trip out there. We were thinking Memorial Day. Maybe we will bump it up a little bit. Oh, yeah. Memorial Day. We'll go back Memorial Day. I think we should definitely stay in touch. Are you on Twitter or Facebook? We're on Facebook. Okay, perfect. So, facebook.com slash Oral Simulation Radio. Already fans. Wonderful. Thank you so much for calling in. Yeah, we appreciate it. Thanks for listening as well. Hopefully, we'll run into you and your husband because it sounds like you guys are experienced and maybe you can show us a thing or two. Did I just watch? We like to think so, but we always find somebody who's more experienced and we're always for the exhibitionist voyeur experience. Nice. That's what keeps it spicy, right? Exactly. I think she's moist right now. She's ready to go get some. I think so. I think her husband's behind her. We're just waiting for her to get off the phone, huh? Waving at me. Are you done yet? Nice. Alright, well, you guys enjoy the rest of the show. Thanks for calling in. Will do. Thank you. Bye-bye. Thank you. That's cool. I always love when couples are listening to us. That's awesome, right? They're probably going to be fucking to us right now. She's talking about blowjobs. I mean, they call it a job for a reason. It's not a job. Hey, it's not work if you love it, right? You're absolutely right, but... It's still technically kind of work. I mean, women have different types of forms. I mean, there's different types of jobs. People do jobs differently. Just like she said, like, you know, you give head. Everyone does it differently, right? Do you ever like to use toys when you're getting a blowjob? Have you ever had that? Have you ever had a vibrator shoved up your ass? No. I've had some anal beads, though. Oh, really? Yeah. Where'd you get them from? Adamube.com. No. Yeah. Did you use the promo code? No. At that time, there wasn't a promo code. Yeah, well, there is now. Promo code Skid Row will get you a discount on anal beads for Alex. So I'm going to get a fucking butt plug this time. Dude, seriously, you have... Seriously, no. You have to have something... You have to have something up your ass while you're getting a blowjob. At least once. At least once? Yeah. Okay, it'll be your finger. Okay. I'll take your finger on my ass. Okay, perfect. So maybe we can try it at this party that you think is just a cover for a swingers party. I think it's a swingers party. I think it's a swingers party. You know what, though? Okay, you asked if I had ever been in a situation like this. Yeah. I actually have. What? Yeah. You. I know. Shocking. I'm not surprised. I just stay home all day. But I have actually in college. In college? Okay, set me up on this. So in college. It's Nebraska. It's cold as fuck. Cornhuskers. It's horribly boring. There's nothing to do. I'm not old enough to drink. So what happened? I don't drink anyway. I'm scared of alcohol at this point. So it was me and my best friend. Her name's PF. I absolutely love her. I adore her. If you're listening, PF, I love you. Shout out to PF. We had five male roommates in this house. And it was awesome because they were kind of nerdy. So it was easy. It was easy to get a reaction out of these guys. And PF and I, we were just scandalous. Yeah, you guys were the wild ones, I'm sure. We were. And then there was... The guys were all probably like drooling, jacking off to you guys. You guys didn't know. I think we knew. Yeah, we knew. Okay, so how does this turn into like a... Okay, so yeah. So we used to go to the video store. Okay. We'd be like, hey guys, we're going to get together and have dinner and a movie night. All of us roommates. It's going to be great. So PF and I would go to the video store. And we'd be like, hey, we're going to get together and have dinner and a movie night. And we would start looking for the longest title we could find. Okay. So what does that do? Like, you know, they tell you on the box how long it is. So we would look for the ones that are like freaking four hours long. We didn't even care what they were. If it was midgets, if it was bukkake, it didn't even matter. Right? We were just going for distance. Okay, for a full length film. Okay. Yeah. So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So it was like it was it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it But, you know, we all want to know about it, right? Everyone's trying to act like it's totally cool. But really the game was to see, you know, which guy was going to lose at first, which guy had to get out of the room because he just wasn't going to be able to handle it anymore. So, I mean, how do you like the first guy to like pop a boner or the first guy like that need to go jerk off? Well, I mean, everybody's sitting there kind of cross-legged and in their own space. But yeah, eventually there'd be one guy who's like, oh, I got to make a phone call. So you and your girlfriend or your friend, your roommate, you guys just sit there just fucking around with these guys. Yeah, we're just teasing these guys. I think they liked it. What happened to traditional like spin the bottle or truth or dare? You guys are torturing these guys. No, hey, we played a lot of truth or dare. Okay, that's like a traditional game. You know what? Oh, I'm going to tell you this. Okay, so there was one time we did play truth or dare. We were in a hotel room. It was actually a... Like a medieval themed hotel room. Just to add to it for you. Okay. So it was me and PF. I'm sorry, ADD. All I could think about when you said that was Cable Guy. Down, down, down. Red Knight going down. I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you fucking kidding me? You've never seen Cable Guy? No. Oh my gosh. Can I get back to my dirty story or do you want to... Yeah, please. Do you want to tell jokes over there? No, please, because... Thank you. So... My jokes are worthless. So we're in this themed hotel room. It's me and PF and our boyfriends. And we had a little bit to drink. And there's a hot tub in the room because it's classy like that. And we start playing truth or dare. So it starts out, we're all in the hot tub. And it's like, I dare you to kiss her. I dare you to do this. And then she starts making out with me. And it just got... A little out of hand. This was truth or dare? Yeah. We did a lot of truth or dare. But it turned into like a full on swinger situation. Okay. So at this point, is it truth or dare? Oh, this is all dare. Okay. This is all dare. What was the wildest truth or dare question or the wildest dare thing you ever did? Um... That you thought about it and you're like, fuck it, I'm going to do it. Personally? Or that I dared someone to do? Well, both. I want to hear both now. Okay. Well, I dared these two guys to make out once. And they did. Let me hear the one you did. Fuck that one. What's the next one? I like hearing about guys make out. Okay. All right. You can tell me. You're most for me. So it was my boyfriend and my friend's boyfriend at the time. And they said, hey, will you guys, will you two girls, you know, kind of go at it a little bit? And we're like, yeah, we will. Because we wanted to anyway. But we were like, we want to see you guys make out first. And they did. And we kind of... Desperate boys. Everyone all just sat there like... Gross. I once got these two guys to like kiss each other and kind of make out. But were they gay or they straight? They were straight, but they were something else. Tell us. What's something else? Cousins. No. Yeah. No, you did not. That is so ILO. That is so ILO. Right now. It is. Kissing cousins. Welcome to Iowa. That is so ILO, Mindy. Iowa, all the boys kiss other boys. Oh my God. It's just like the way of life. Hey, was it like just like a little peck? Or are we talking like exchange of saliva and tongue action? Oh, there's probably been some saliva. Oh no, you did not. One of them once said this phrase to me. I didn't agree, but it was tempting. Mindy, if you show your boobs to Keith, I'll suck his dick. I was like, so wait. All I got to do is... You should do that. You should do that. You should do that. You should do that. You should do that. You should do that. You should just flash him and then you're going to suck his dick. Dude, they were just looking for anything. They're like, Mindy, if you zip your sweater up, we'll... Please, just give me a reason to do my cousin. Oh my God. No, I'm joking. So ILO, Mindy. I know I'm... Yeah, I'm joking too. That's a true story. I doubt they'll ever hear this. Do we have any listeners in Iowa right now? I don't even know where to go. Go with that right now. Wow. Okay, what was your biggest dare? Lincoln, Nebraska. Yeah, I know who's in Lincoln. Shout out to my future mommy-in-law. What was your biggest dare that you had to do that you really didn't want to do and you did? Oh, that I didn't want to do? No, but you actually ended up doing it. You thought about it. You're like, I really don't want to do this, but I'm going to do it anyways. I like doing anything. I think the first time that me and a girlfriend of mine hooked up, we were pretty nervous about it, you know, but it was like you could tell we both wanted to, but there was just kind of that tension of like, are we going to make cooter contact or not, you know? Cooter contact? It was just really, yeah, it was pretty intense, but that was a long time ago. Okay, so what happened? I didn't really hear the full dare. What was the dare? Which one? Which one? No, like, was it cooter contact? Was that the dare? Yeah, it was. When you mean cooter contact, like, I'm sorry. You know, like. You're talking like mouth to. You're totally making me shy here. Okay, I'm sorry. No, yeah. Actually, I'm not. Keep going. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. We were totally making out. It was like a full on thing. That's cool. That's something to be proud of. It was hot, you guys. I think at some point in like a woman's life, they end up kissing a girl. So it's normal. Totally natural. I totally still think about it. I mean, I encourage girls to kiss other girls all the time. I'll be at the bar. Like, hey, kiss her. Just to see if you can get away with it? Yeah. Are they cousins? No. Do you check on that first? No, I don't. They're hot. I'm making them do it. All right. What's wrong with that? Nothing. Nothing's wrong with that. I'm still not convinced if we should go to this party or not. Well, I'm not sure either, actually. I think at that point, I think we need to do a little investigation on who sent it. And see what's going on with it. At that point, we'll figure it. Yeah, we'll bring the popcorn. Can't wait to see the pussy penetration. That's true. You know what? I don't know if popcorn is necessarily a good idea at those kinds of parties. Because you don't want those kernels in your mouth if you're going to be touching other people's cocks and stuff. Okay. We've got a caller. Caller. Let's see. Hi, caller. What's your name? P.S. Oh! P.S. What are you doing? Oh, my goodness. P.S., I've heard so much about you. I'm so happy you called right now. Oh, my goodness. It's so good to hear from you. Oh, man. I miss you so much. Your contact? Really? Yeah. You've got to get it out there. Oh, my goodness. We had a good time in college, didn't we? Yeah, we did. Well, can you share one of your favorite times with Melissa with us? Because she shared a couple with you. Do you have one that sticks out, just jumping out at you right now that you have a chance to throw out like that? I remember ice cream in the living room. Okay, ice cream, like making it melt. Did you guys make ice cream? No, it wasn't ice cream. What flavor was it? Don't tell me. It was like vanilla, something plain. I have to ask Melissa what flavor it was. No, it's never vanilla. Vanilla, really? Come on. Well, I'm trying to get her to answer. So, Melissa, what flavor was it? It was chocolate, of course. I don't even remember. Probably. Chocolate? Probably chocolate. Okay, so how does ice cream come into play in the living room? We did a lot of things in the living room. There was a lot of getting on top of each other in the living room. Really? You know what? Yeah, because since PF and I were the girls in the house, we were always trying to get a reaction from the boys. Just to push the button to see what you get away with. Yes. So, if a guy walks through the room, we're just sitting there watching TV, no big deal. We'll just start making out. Just to watch them turn red and walk away as quickly as they can. You guys shower in the same shower? The awkward moment. She is all over the shower. I'm sorry. It's terrible. There was two bathrooms. Okay. Yeah. So, you guys like to put on a show for these boys, huh? Yeah, we do. Yeah. Do you consider yourself kind of doing that now? Do you catch yourself doing that now still? What? Is it PF or BF? PF. PF. Do you still kind of do that stuff now? Oh, yeah. I'm going back to Nebraska at the end of March. Yeah. We're going to run that town. Okay. So, are you guys, since she won't really tell me a story, when Melissa comes back. She told a good one. Well, you have to have at least one that you could share with us, please. And I never beg and I'm saying please right now. She took the top three. Are you kidding me? We've got, listen, me and this girl. There's none, but those are the best. We've got so many inside jokes. We pretended to be lesbians walking around the campus. We'd be like, oh, it's a rainbow for a reason. So diverse. You guys are definitely two peas in the pod. Yeah, we are. So, when you come back, when you go to Nebraska, I want to hear more stories. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's going to be good. Yeah. I haven't seen her. You haven't seen her? Gosh, how long has it been? Like 10 years? Something ridiculous. 10 years? Yeah. Wait, are you? Maybe five. Are you married now? Do you have kids? Do you have a family? Well, yeah, there's kids, but hey. There's still plenty of room for P.S. Oh, yeah. She's ready. I am. I can't wait. No, she's ready for you, Melissa. Yeah. She can't wait. She needs this. We both do. That's cool. We really need this. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. We really need to reconnect. I'm so glad she called in. On a deep level. I know. I love you so much, Pia. Love you. Thank you so much for calling. Yeah. All right. I'll talk to you later. Bye, guys. Bye. See you. I love her. Like, really. I really do. No, I could tell. I mean, she called in. That's love right there within itself. I know. That's awesome. So, I think we are going to go to a break, and when we kind of, when we kind of, when it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it and skidrowstudios.com. Hey, this is Dimitri from Off, and you're listening to Car Free Radio, Los Angeles, Nista. Man, it's smoky in here. It's like a fucking hot box. I can barely see my own face. I can barely see your face. That's because we are in the hot box, actually, and we're going to be in the hot box every Tuesday from 9 p.m. Pacific time to 10 p.m. Pacific time at www.skidrowstudios.com. Yeah. Please come get high with us. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We're like the 700-foot. Get your shit together, man. Blackwoods. You're the greatest. Everything but this. Get your shit together. Blackwoods on some kind of Filipino drugs. I don't know. Oh, yeah. You're going last. Does Lupia have speed in it? Up next, we've got Judy. Judy coming to the stage. Welcome to Oral Stimulation on skidrowstudios.com and XM165. We've had some great callers. So far, please call in if you're listening. 800-893-9562. Just to recap, Alex and I have gotten invited to a dinner and a movie night, pizza, porn, and popcorn. And we're kind of debating whether we should go or not. But first, we've got a new little thing for you. Is it love or lust? Lust. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You really went crazy with the moaning there, didn't you, Austin? Is that him? Wow. How did you get your voice so high for that? Austin uses it as material for himself. I mean, you took that mic and ran off pretty quickly. Now I know what you were doing. I was just hoping you enjoyed it. Wow. How'd you get the high pitches? Volume. Autotune. Oh. So yes, this is love or lust. And I'm going to be telling you this week, I am lusting after something. Okay. So, you know, I... Some people call it a fetish. I wouldn't call it a fetish. Maybe just a preference. But I really like Asian men. Shut up, Alex. What's that? I'm a Pacific Islander. We're not debating that right now. But a lot of the guys that I have dated or know are bilingual. And I am not. But as you know, I listen to a lot of like Korean music and Spanish music. I am totally lusting after a guy speaking a different language to me in bed. So that's a good thing or a bad thing? That's totally a good thing. It is. It is. Absolutely my obsession right now. I need to find the guy. I need to lure him into bed. And then I want to hear all kinds of craziness in some foreign language. I'm leaving it pretty open. I'm online right now. The Rosetta Stone website just went down. It just crashed. All these guys want to learn a foreign language now. I don't even care what he's saying. He could be saying he's crossing the... The street. What the heck, dude? I think, I just think foreign languages are so hot. Okay, if you had to pick one, does one jump out at you? There has to be one that just gets you like moist instantly. Wow. Or like if you hear, say you're walking through the mall and you hear that and you're like, dude, I want to fuck that guy. I want that guy in my ear saying whatever he's saying. I mean, you know how I feel about Vietnamese. So Vietnamese would be the one that just throws you off. Shut up, Austin. No, I'm not. No, Austin has a Vietnamese girl fetish. He beats him up. Oh my God. No, I'm kidding. Unless they're midgets. Yeah, I just think any Asian language would just be hot to hear it in my ear. At that point, like if you're walking through the mall, would you turn your head and like, oh my gosh, I need to see what this guy looks like if you start hearing it? Yeah, of course. I do that anywhere. So then maybe you start hearing it. And the guy could be calling his kid over and you'll look and be like, and you'll look and be like excited. It's always kids and poop with you. I don't know. He could be screaming at his wife. I don't know. But you'll look and get excited. That's what you're telling me. Yeah. I think it's hot. So that is my lust for the week. A guy speaking in foreign languages to me in bed. Okay. Can we go back to the movie thing? The porn stuff? I guess. I wish it was a foreign one. So let me ask you this. If you're like in a relationship, you know, and we got invited to this, do you take your significant other to this event? Like, do you have a relationship? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You got invited to this. Do you take your significant other to this event? Like, it's it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it Do you take them with you to this event? Like, how do you address this in a relationship wise? That's a really good question, actually. I think it definitely depends on the type of relationship that you're in. I've been in very open relationships. Like my first boyfriend, everything was open and honest, open and honest. I'm so grateful for him because he really taught me what a normal, amazing relationship is about. And I think if I were with him or someone like him and we got an invite to this, it would be no big deal. It'd be like, hey, let's go. We're going to have a good time. You know, just total mutual respect, mutual trust. But I've been in relationships where the people are very possessive and very jealous. And they would be totally down to go. And then shit would hit the fan. Okay, well, let's take a step back then. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. a DVD or did you catch everyone checking out like a Playboy or like a Penthouse magazine? Yeah, of course. I mean, I think everybody does. I think there's just a natural curiosity about sex and what people are doing in their bedroom. So there's just like a natural desire to see it. I don't think it's a bad thing. I know. I know. But like, say you're having sex with this guy, like on a constant, you run in the shower, you know, obviously to, you know, bathe or something. And you come out and he's on like, he's watching like a Playboy channel. I go in the shower to get myself off. Yeah. And you walk out, you walk out and he's in there, he's got like the Playboy channel jagging off. Yeah. Do you take any offense to that? No. You're okay with it? Yeah. I really, I don't have a problem with porn unless it becomes a problem that you don't want to be with me because you want to watch the porn. As long as I'm fulfilled, do whatever you want. I'm not. But do you, but have you obviously, you've obviously watched porn with like your partner at the time one way or the other. Do you, do you? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Do you wait for your girl to go into the shower and then you start watching porn? Is that? No, it was just a scenario. I usually just do it when she's asleep. In bed next to her? Yeah. And I jizz on her back and I tell her that could have been in her. You wake her up to tell her that? Yeah. She gets like a little warm snail trail on her back. Oh, you're disgusting. What? You asked me. That's one of my fetishes. Is it? Yeah. Come on a girl's back or just anywhere or when she's asleep? Well, preferably the face, but I'm still a little respectful. At least I can wipe it off her back. You wouldn't come on a girl's face while she was asleep. No, I would never do that. Have you done it? No. Unless what? Unless she gave me permission to. I'm going to fall asleep and I want you to come on my face. Yeah. What guy doesn't want to come on a girl's face? Well, you know, that means you're not getting married. I mean. No. Yeah. They're a perspective at that time. Then after I come and just come to your senses and you're over it. Actually, I heard it's really good for your skin. You do have nice skin. Alex, can you please come on my face? I'm not going to say no to that. I'm asking for it now. I'm begging for it. I'm not going to say no to that. Do something for my complexion. Come on. So you wouldn't think it's a problem then you'd be okay with it? Yeah, totally. Okay. Say if you're like newly dating someone. Somebody. Yeah. Like at what point would it come up? Would you like, hey, babe, what do you want to do this weekend? Oh, we'll throw in a porn and cuddle. Are you down for that? I don't know. It depends on the guy. Maybe like you're dating like a month into it. Is that like, this guy's a freak? No. Okay. It totally depends on what kind of porn it is. Because if he's like, hey, come over. Let's start, you know, let's watch a movie. And then he pops in some kind of clown fetish thing. And then he's like, you know, we're going to have an issue. It's like, yeah, we're at the circus. The fuck is that? So what would you, I mean, if it was like two girls, like getting going at it. Two girls is hot. You know what? For a long time, I didn't even watch porn with guys in it because it's so creepy. They never show their faces. And it's just like this giant schlong coming out of nowhere. Yes, I do. I mean, if it was hypothetically, Melissa and I were at the house. You know what I mean? She threw that on. I'm like, all right, have fun. I'm out. You wouldn't even stay around? No, I wouldn't. It's kind of hot. Listen, I'm telling you, these Korean music videos I watch, they are really feminine. Like the one that you showed me, like watch the way he blows out the candle. What the fuck is that shit? Yeah. For our listeners who want to check it out, it's GD and Top are the singers. And this song is Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Good night. It's a really good song. I love that song. Yeah. That was like five minutes of torture in my life that I wish I could take back. Whatever. You love it. You're still thinking about it. No, you told me it was feminine. The way you blew out the candle. And they cracked the pomegranate? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's hot. Okay. So what if the guy, you talked about clowns, right? What if it was something where it was more like, more of a hardcore where somebody was tied up and they're getting spanked? Are they like, you know? Yeah. Like, yeah. You know what? I saw this one once. You know, you can watch a million different videos and there'll always be those ones that just kind of stick in your head that come up at the most inappropriate times. Like when you're doing your taxes or you're standing in line at the grocery store, you're like, oh man, remember that? There was a girl tied to a banister and this dude had a Hitachi magic wand. Okay. And he was just... Just pounding her with it and like she couldn't go anywhere. That's what I'm saying. Like, well, cause there's a ton of different fetishes, right? I'm like, or different types of obviously like porn movies. Sure. There's a bunch. I mean, you go through that. I mean, was that something that, is that disturbing to you or is that something that you were into? It wasn't disturbing. I wasn't necessarily into it. Are you more of into like any kind of like bondage? Yeah. I'm definitely more into like the soft core kind of things. Well, give me an example. I like sweet, gentle, pretty, girly porn. You know, they have companies that make porn just for women and it's all, it's not cheesy. It's realistic. I mean, it was like, like a three girls like eating each other out and shit like that? No, no. It's just a girl and a guy. So, I mean, it's just more of like, I love you. Like they're like kissing and fucking at the same time. Yeah. And then they're kissing and he strokes her hair and like. Yeah. It's all pretty. Baby talks to her. Soft voice. What the fuck? Let me rub you for 20 minutes before we do it. I know that's what you want. Dude, I would totally fall asleep and then I would just kind of like give a guy a hand job in the corner. Forget it. You're giving him hand jobs in the corner? Well, yeah. I mean, if a guy is going to give me like a 20 minute massage, I'm not staying awake for that. Oh. I'm sorry. Maybe after. I'm sure I woke up maybe. I don't know. But if you get the massage after the doing it, that's like the climax of the movie. The porn. And then you know what comes after the massage? I don't know what. Hot tea and cookies? A grilled cheese. Oh God. That would be like the best afternoon. Did you eat before we came here? Grilled cheese sounds good. We're back on the food network. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're back on the food network. This sounds good. I'm just saying every time I'm in LA, I think of that stupid grilled cheese restaurant. I know. I remember one of my friends, we were going to go grab one and I've never been. He like literally went, drove, turned around and went and stopped by to get it and I didn't even get one. What? Yeah. Stupid. Because they closed. What place is it? No, it was a grilled cheese truck. Yeah. Oh. But you know what? There's actually a lot of food fetishes. There's felching, which is one of my personal favorites. Describe that. I don't even know what that is. I've never done it, but I just like the word, but it involves drinking or like sucking or using a straw. Actually, you can suck semen out of- Out of what? Out of a hole. Out of your girl or out of someone's butt. An anal hole. Yeah. Okay. So like I'm giving you anal, I come inside you and a girl- And then you suck it out. Me? Suck it out? No. Yeah, you suck it out. It has to be your own. It's like a snow cone. I don't know how that grew up. It's like a snowball, but you just get that extra little chocolate flavor. Delicious. Good thing I don't like chocolate. I like food on head. There's a lot of people that get aroused by seeing women getting food dumped on them. Like on their head? I think it's like mashed potatoes. Like there used to be YouTube videos and there was a video of this emo girl and she looked really sad, but then she made herself a chocolate sundae. Like she put the ice cream on and got like a million views. I know, I've seen it. Really? Was she happy about it at the end? No, she just looks sad. Like, this is what you guys like. Here I go. I'm an ice cream sundae. Yeah, she was covered up with ice cream syrup. You know, speaking of the cream, there's one thing that sounds like food. It sounds delicious, but I don't know if it would be. It's rather than like the normal cum shot where the guy just explodes all over the room. And then everybody has to clean it up. He actually comes in a girl or in someone's butt and then they watch it just dribble out. Wait, what kind is that called? It's called a cream pie. The cream pie? Uh huh. Uh huh. Have you ever done that? Actually, well now with the whole law that passed, I mean, I don't know if there's a lot of cream pies that are going on, huh? Oh man, want to hear a horrible story? Of course. Yes, please. Don't tell anyone I told you this. It's just us, Mindy. An ex-boyfriend from Austin. An ex-boyfriend from a while ago. And for my birthday, I got him to cum on my butt and lick it off. What? Yes. Mindy. Happy birthday to me. You are such a dominant matrix. Oh my God. It all happened once. She reminds me like Yoda, like the power is stronger in her. You know what I mean? She has a way. Seriously. Wow. That's really impressive. Where do we go from there? No, I want to hang out with Mindy. I need to take notes from her. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Okay. I'm going to go to the bathroom, Mindy. I want to learn how she does these Jedi mind tricks. We all do. Geez. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Was there any cum swapping involved? Did he come back up and- No. It was way too salty for me to ever partake in. Ew. Ew. Yeah. This, ew. That was like a couple years of my life that ew kind of sums up. Sounds like he needs to clean up his diet. What about you, Alex? Yes. Do you have any weird, weird thoughts? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Do you have any weird porn preferences or fetishes or anything along those lines? No. I just, I'm probably more natural. I mean, I just like the regular like guy. I like seeing kind of girl on girl and then a guy with two girls. I like seeing the cum swap at the end. That's kind of hot. Would you ever do a threesome with another guy? Me? No. Whatever. I think I would probably have that thing you like to do. Do it. Do the one you talk about. What's that? The Eiffel Tower. That's actually a... Do you two talk about that like every time we drive up here? Every week that comes up? That's actually in Paris, France. Why don't you explain what that is? I'm not even sure what it is. Can you Urban Dictionary it really quick? I'm pretty sure you do. Austin, can you tell us what it is? Yeah, what is an Eiffel Tower? That's where two guys are hitting the same girl. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. I'm pretty sure you do. Austin, can you tell us what it is? Yeah, what is an Eiffel Tower? That's where two guys are hitting the same girl on each side. One guy's getting a blowjob. The other guy's hitting her from the back. And they both high five. No, it's more like a high ten. Do you have to clasp hands and hold it and lock eyes? You kind of lean over. I think there should be a kiss. That seals the Eiffel Tower. Ha ha, the French keys. That would just really make it. Yeah. I think it's not an official Eiffel Tower until the lips. You seal the deal. Actually, that's also called pig roasting a girl. Huh? It's called a pig roast. That's disgusting. What do you mean? I don't like meat. But you like you some kielbasa sausage in you. Or you like the Asian guys. So like, um, uh, manganisa for Filipinos. Oh my gosh. Listen, I know you like, don't try to talk to me in foreign languages right now. So I know you'd like to be with one other guy in the room, but would you do like a whole gangbang or a bukkake type thing? You know what? I get kind of awkward when there's like other guys around like that. I don't know. I just get weirded out. It's funny because I'll watch like a porn with, um, you know, like a girl get, get like a gangbang and then see like a whole bunch of guys like come on her face. And I'm thinking like, if I'm with a guy next to her or next to the other guy, would I really actually do that? No, I wouldn't do it at all. You know what someone told me once? Real quick story. Um, my friend said his neighbors were being really loud. So he went over to their house to knock on the door to tell him to quiet down. And this guy opened the door and there was like 17 dudes in their underwear. What? He's like, what's going on? And he looked in the house. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Yeah, I couldn't do midgets either. That's weird. They're like built differently. They're like, their hands are like, it's weird, like their arms. You know what? You're taking this to a weird place. So I'm just going to cut you off before you get offensive. You of course have been listening to Oral Stimulation on XM165 and skidrowstudios.com. Please find us on facebook.com slash oralstimulationradio and twitter at oralstim. Oralstim at gmail.com. I'm taking you to the party. We're going to make it happen. Let's do it. Can't wait to talk about it. And we'll report back. All right. It's going to be good. I'm excited. I'm excited. Have you figured out what you're going to wear? Nothing. Oh, we have to buy cute lingerie to go underneath our clothes. Dude, I was going to wear a dress by the bird. Forget that idea. Oh, is it just a hit and run?