Welcome to my life. I can take a wild guess. You know what's crazy? What is this? Sushi means sex. What is going on on this show? It's the lighter side of the box. Oh, no, he didn't. What did you do? Yes, welcome to... Oh, sorry. Thank you, Josie, for talking over me. Welcome to the lighter side of the dark side. Jeremy, if you can get a wide shot of this. It's my birthday. Look at this. I'm surrounded by beautiful women. There's a guy back there, but don't ignore him. I'm surrounded by beautiful... Beautiful women. Josie hooked me up for my birthday. Josie, can we have the same guests on every single show? Can we do that? Absolutely. Can this be this show every show? This is amazing. I didn't know what Josie had in mind, what she was planning on doing for my birthday. I expect nothing, but I said... Fuck you. We haven't even started yet. I gotta fuck you. But I... As usual. It was my birthday on Monday, and the party is still going. Actually, I think this is the party right here. I have my... My crown, which I want to thank Vi Vities for giving me the crown. Vi of Vortex by Vi. And it is the lighter side of the dark side, the Dark Mark show. This is gonna be fun. You're gonna have a great time. This is gonna be a party. I don't know how we're gonna squeeze all this beautiful loveliness. We've got badass bitches. We have badass babes. And we're gonna figure out who's who, and we're gonna... It's gonna be like the hottest slumber party you've ever had with me and some other guy in the corner. I'm gonna be there. But first off, before we get started, it's really weird because I'm in a studio with all these beautiful women, and we have a new sponsor, Josie. No way. Serious? It's a very manly sponsor. Ooh, I like that. Prestige Auto in Encino. Now, I know that we have people worldwide, so if you live in Russia or Seattle or Texas... Are they gonna hook us up with new cars? No, they're not, but they did hook me up. I got my brakes done and was able to drive to the studio today. I gave Nicole Six a ride today. How were the brakes? They were fantastic. Let me tell you something. If you need your car fixed, especially if you're in the Valley, especially if you're in the West Valley, but they have people, because the customer service is unbelievable. They have people that drive there from Century City, from Beverly Hills, because they do such great work. They're such great people. Call Saco at Prestige Auto or Harry, and they'll hook you up. The customer service has never been better. They do a great job, fair price. They really believe in customer service. So go to Prestige Auto. You can check it out. You can check it out. You can check it out. You can check it out. You can check it out. You can check it out. You can check it out. You can check it out. You can check them on the internet. Google Prestige Auto. I had their card, but I'm just mesmerized by all the beauty in here. So I don't know. Don't have the number off hand. So how much research did you do? I didn't do any research because I had no idea who was coming on, Josie. So I stared at pictures of you for like, yeah, we did some research on you. I didn't do any research. Do you know enough about me? All I knew was from yesterday, as of yesterday, I didn't know what was going to happen for my birthday. I didn't either. So then, but look what happened. Oh my goodness. Kind of threw this together overnight. Yeah. Yeah. This is how Josie gets a party going at full speed. So two things I want to thank. I want to thank Mike Muratori, our guest that if you remember, he judged the foot off between you and Sin Fisted at one show. Yes, he did. He loves feet and he- I invited him. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, okay. He ignored me. Look what he missed. Exactly. Look at the feet that he could have looked at tonight. I know. A whole lot of feet. Oh, are you going to take off your shoes? Jessica has new shoes. Are we going to, are we going to show, everybody show, their feet? Look at her. Look at that. Damn. Happy birthday to me. Just a little flex. So anyway, I want to thank Mike Muratori. We did a show at the Ice House on November 2nd, which you missed because you were seeing Rob Zombie, but it was a great show. We had a great time. Also want to thank Kent Caliber at Bar Sinister for hooking me up. We had a great time. Heather Wagner will tell you. She was there. And I don't know if anybody else was here that was there, but it was a great show, but we can't waste any time because we've got so many guests, so many things to talk about. It's time for the Josie Cat Hollywood Report. Josie girl, you look so hot. All right. Yes. So sex junkie, what happened in Hollywood this week? Hollywood? Oh, we had a whole lot of Halloween nonstop. Right. Nonstop. I saw you at Cleve Hall's party. Cleve Hall's party. I kind of ended things there on Halloween. I went also, I left from here and saw Kiss My Ass, which is a Kiss tribute band. I would expect so. Totally awesome. Yeah. Is that the midget Kiss band? No. No. Although Danny Love is pretty little. Right. Um, not midget status though. Hi. Okay. So what else did you do Josie? Um, then went to Rob Zombie's American horrors and that was pretty cool. Right. Uh, what other bands were playing besides Rob Zombie? Oh, my friend's band Eagles of Death Metal and they were so cool. They got me backstage. Oh wow. They're, they're awesome guys. Thank you. I didn't know you knew Eagles of Death Metal. Yeah. They should be guests on the show. Yes, they should. You know, I went, not this week, but some other, when we had them in, huh? Yeah. Well, we had the Josie Kat sexy guy show. We'll, we'll, we'll squeeze them in. Yeah. I'm, I'm still waiting for that show. The guy for, with the porn star mustache, we'll have him in the whole thing. Definitely. So Eagles of Death Metal, Power Man 5000, Rob Zombie and who else? Um, and 45 grave. Oh wow. Yeah. That's, that's, that's it. Oh, Ben, my band used to play with, I've seen Rob Zombie plenty of time. He puts on a great show. He does. And, uh, I saw, I saw you playing Tara. That's how old I am. Oh damn. That's a great fucking show. You're an old man. I'm an old man. Yes. Yes. And what else happened in, in Hollywood this week? Um, oh God, this always happens at my show. Okay. Well, you all, welcome to the show here. Woo! It's best at the race show. Come on in. But it's, it's hilarious. Now, uh, tell us about your upcoming gig. Well, this Sunday I'll be at Loaded with Carrera. Right. And then, um, next weekend, you'll be with me at the, the Fetish Film Festival. And I'll be there with a couple other girls that are here. Right. We can talk about that. Heather will be there. And Jessica and Elizabeth. And I'll be, uh, featuring my new video called Road. The one that you promised I would be in and I'm not. You got, you got cut. I didn't film anything. How could I get cut? You got cut from the filming. Oh, okay. Well, thanks anyway. And I was gonna, I have the crown now. I'm gonna play the king. I know. Anyway, thanks. Next time. Sorry. Uh, my headphones just went on. And on to Kitten Head. Oh, there we go. Okay. So, uh, great. So, uh, I saw Ruby Carrera and Beth at, uh, at Bar Sinister. I know. I saw them check in there. Huh? Everyone was there. I was, I was like, damn. How come I didn't see you? I couldn't make it in time. Oh, that's right. Okay. Cause everybody asked me, where's Josie K? I'm like, I don't know. I don't know how much I love both of them, but of course I love Beth a little more. Anyway, where do we start? There's so many people. So we've got, straight ahead, we've got Kitten Head. We have Kitten Head. We have Jessica. We have Miranda. I don't know Miranda. Have we met Miranda? I think we may have. You look familiar. I think I might've seen you. I think I hit on you once, but Heather, Heather Wagner. Heather Wagner. Elizabeth Aston, who's been on the show before. Last time you were shocked by Doc Shock. Correct. Right. Do you want to get choked out? Oh, do I? Well, Orpheus is here. Orpheus. It's funny cause here's the show that you missed, Elizabeth. I don't know if you saw it. Orpheus was here demonstrating fire. And Josie K to my surprise, like, yeah, I'll let you do fire play on me. And Orpheus is like, you got to take off your shirt. She's like, oh no, no, no, no. I'm like, well, what'd you think? He's going to put your, you know, your dress was going to go flame. I don't know what you were thinking, but, but last time you were here, and who's this lovely lady? I don't know if I know you. I'm Hollywood Breeze. Hollywood Breeze. She's a fetish photographer. Are you really? She takes nasty, sexy pictures. Oh really? So maybe is there a nude photo layout of me? Is that what's going to happen tonight? Or is that what you want for your birthday? Looking at you, I can think of a few other things. And we have Nicole Six, who, who's been on the show before. Last time you were on, you were on with the vegan vampire. We were talking in the car. Now there's a lot of girls. Orpheus is here. And what's your name? I don't even know your name. I met you before. Yeah, I met you at the!<|ja|> You ready for this girls? I need some lessons please. Oh really? Well here's lesson number one. Date me. That will be the lesson. That's the lesson that you need to learn. I am single. His lovely eyes. Look how beautiful my eyes are. Sexy eyes. I do have sexy eyes. Wow. Sexy eyes? Sexy eyes. I didn't even put makeup on cause I figured it's my birthday. I will be, and plus there's so many people in here. We're going to have the camera on you guys, but I figured that I would, and let me put the camera on Nicole since I'm talking to her and we'll switch it around. Okay. I think that's on you. But, so anyway, so we were talking about, we, yeah, we definitely, we should come out, we should have some drinks, Jessica. But Nicole, you figured out dating. You had a hard time dating in LA. Is that correct? The way I described it was in LA, men set the bar, only men don't know what they want. Is that right ladies? So true. Is that really? They're idiots. I mean, let's be honest. They're all hot messes. They don't know what they want. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Orpheus, go ahead and grab a mic if you want to chime in there, but I was going to get the lady's opinion first, but. I'm just saying they dated the wrong people. Everybody's beautiful, hot. I know exactly what the hell I want. Now let's start with here. We're both in agreement there. You're in the studio with four, there's four guys around you. Jeremy's in the booth and yeah, the noise factory guy, I forgot his name again. And Orpheus. Alex. All four, I'm sorry, Alex. All four, hello. Hello. Someone's, yeah, these headphones are doing weird things. So can you hear me? I can. Okay, who cares? Anyway, so all four of us know exactly what we want. We want every girl at this table is basically what it is, right? And you see every time a woman discusses how she can't seem to find a good relationship. Right. I have friends who are totally smoking hot and they can't even get laid in this town. And every time we discuss it, a bunch of guys go, well, you're dating the wrong guy. See, see, see, see, you, you, this is the band Kittenhead. You're disagreeing. I haven't had a problem with that ever. Why don't you take a mentality of a guy and you know that's what, who you want, what you want. And you say, okay, I don't want you. Okay. All right. Works for me. Let me know if you can't hear me because I can't hear myself on these headphones. I can totally hear you. I will say this is the only town. So how did you figure out how to date in LA? If guys, guys. I wanted to hear what she said. Okay. This is the only town where I've had men hit on me when I'm in my car. This happens to me at least once a week, just saying. Yeah. See, so guys are hitting on girls. They say, well, there are plenty of creeps and I always roll my window up. It's 10 AM. It's 10 AM in the morning. And they say, you want to get a drink? I'm like, it's fucking 10 AM. Yeah. I'm on my way to work. Yeah. I mean, at least happy hour. Let's, let's see. And I'm already breaking shit here. Okay, good. How was the party? Yeah. So, so, so, so what did you figure out? How did you deal with the stupid men? Or the men that don't know what they want? Cause I would imagine any man that comes up to you, whether you know it or not, wants you. Well, they don't do a very good job expressing it. Men expressing themselves? I've expressed it to you many times. How many times do I have to express it to you? Actually, I made it very clear and you were actually really nice. And not a lot of women do this. You said, look, I'm not, I'm not interested. Yeah. I'm very straightforward about what I want. Right. I think that's intimidating. Which a lot of women don't. They're just like, eh, whatever. And so, and that's why I don't call you as much as you would like me to, but. I just gave you my number today. Right. No, you gave me your number a year ago. Did I? When we first met, you gave me, you had your, a Pokemon card. It's the wrong number. Yeah, that number doesn't work. Yeah. Okay. That was from a year ago. Well, we're going to move over here. So, and I'm sorry, I forgot your name again. It's Hollywood Breeze. Hollywood Breeze. How did I forget Hollywood Breeze? What, what's going on? Hollywood Breeze, so you're a fetish. Fetish photographer. Fetish photographer. I got you a gift. And you don't even know me. I don't even know you and I got you a gift. Hollywood, no, Hollywood Breeze, how do you- I haven't even seen this yet. Yay. Woo. Here's your copy. Should I open it yet? Yeah, you can open it. Oh, okay. I thought you were giving him this. Apparently I am. No, he gets one too. This is- But there's some other goodies in there. Should we explain it? Right? Okay. Hollywood Breeze, could you explain what this is? Josie and I decided to put a little zine together and it's called Red. It's about the tragic tale of a wolf, you know, little red riding hood story gone a little, gory. And Josie's in there, you know, looks all super sexy, sultry. Very nice. It's very, it starts very sweet and it gets- It starts out super sweet and very innocent and then it gets very fetishy and then it turns bloody. My kind of shoot. And for somebody who doesn't know me, you know exactly what I want. And you, apparently you know my size because you got me a glass cock ring that- Cock ring. I think, I think it's, it's too big even for Orpheus. I was supposed to put that on my arm. I don't know what's going on with that, but- With the crop, you know, got a little labyrinth thing going on. And a crop and yeah, well, I appreciate it, Holly. Well, instead of- We gotta hang out. Instead of us giving you spankings, I thought you would give all the ladies some spankings for your birthday. Oh, really? Back in that? We can start right, well, let me talk to everybody first and then we'll do the spankings. So you, this is the, this is the famed project that Josie Cat was working on, the naughty tale of Little Red Riding Hood. I remember hearing about this shoot and it looks great. I flipped through the pictures and trust me, I'll be doing a lot of research on this. And it's, it looks great. Thank you very much. When does this come out and when can people purchase this? It's out right now and you can purchase on a MadCloud and or on my Facebook page, you can go to Hollywood Breeze Photography and there's a link there. Okay. Hollywood, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but we probably have the first call we've ever had. And for some reason I can't hear with my headphones, so I can't even hear it. They're like, sorry wrong number. Of course my headphones don't work, but let me see. Let me see. Am I doing, oh, okay. Hello? Hello, caller. Caller, are you there? Hello, it's Vi. Happy birthday, Mark. Take your crown off and put your headphones on. Hello? Hello? Hello, who is this? Hello, it's Vi, Mark. Happy birthday. Apparently Jeremy knows the technical tricks of, I shouldn't have worn a crown and headphones at the same time. That's why I couldn't hear anything. You probably shouldn't have, but I gave you those. This is, this is, yes, this is, this is, this is Vi Vatisse, who some people know as Ruru the Clown. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. Ruru. 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Josie and everyone in studio is invited to come. So anyway, yes. If y'all want to paddle me, that would be delightful. I didn't ask them to paddle me yet. So anyway, Vi, I've got to get back to the revelry here, but I will have to... So happy birthday. You guys enjoy yourselves. Paddle, Mark, like crazy. Well, we've got like a cat of nine tails here. Okay, so you guys have fun. Thank you. Bye, Ruru. Bye, Ruru. Thank you. I think she can paddle. Okay, so we're going to move over here. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. We've got to hang out. All right. That's good. How did you guys meet, Josie? Through... We met through... I don't remember. Through Missy. Oh, yes. Through Missy. We met through Missy. You know Missy worked on the So Close video. Oh, yes. She was the makeup artist. By the way, I'm going to pass around the cupcakes before they melt and anybody who wants a cupcake is welcome to have one. And whoever, who baked the cupcakes or who bought the cupcakes? Thank you, Josie. I brought you a present, too. Did you see it? I got the present. We're going to wait until the end of the show, right? Okay. Because what about, you remember what I got you for your birthday? Yes, I do. Depends. Depends. That was very thoughtful. And a Justin Bieber shirt. Yes. And I love my Justin Bieber shirt. It's odd. It's odd. I've never seen you wear it. I do wear it. I wear it to the supermarket. So I'm like an official creepy soccer mom. Now, do you get hit on with the Bieber shirt on? No, not at all. It's a repellent. Okay. Well, I figured this lady would be here and I've got frosting on my coat now and I was hoping so. It's Elizabeth Aston, your BFF. Hello, darling. Happy birthday. Let me see if I've got you. I don't even know who I've got on camera here. Oh, that's, yeah. Oh, I've got you right on camera there. And we haven't seen you for a while. Here I am. And you look better. Never. Thank you. Nothing like girls looking frosting off cupcakes. Ooh. Please, yeah. I mean, we might want to have a wide shot on this, Jeremy, with the girls looking frosting on the cupcake. And by the way, Jeremy came to our show at the Ice House in the Bar Center and I appreciate it. And he was quite the social guy. I've never hung out with him out of studio. Yeah, it was fun, man. I had a good time. He was flirting with past guests, the whole thing. It was crazy. This guy's a monster. Anyway, he's very shy. Anyway. Do I want to look at you or do I want to look at you? I want to look at you. Elizabeth. Elizabeth Aston. You and Kim Fowley have been doing quite a bit since we saw you. Kim Fowley, we interviewed last time. Right. And he sends his regards. He says, happy birthday. Oh, I appreciate that. Kim Fowley's my hero. Kim Fowley. If Kim Fowley had a show, I mean, this is amazing. Thank you, Josie. Kim Fowley's would have been. Oh, me big time. Kim Fowley would have women climbing up the walls and would have kicked both the guys out by now. We just did that, actually. You missed it on October 24th. Was I invited? Josie was topless on stage. What? All right. Missy was eating dog food. I was singing. Alex was there. Oh, I was in New Orleans. That's what I'm here. That's right. You missed it. I did the Lady Satan sweat box. Lady Satan. Cabaret night. When's the next Lady Satan sweat box? I think it was just going to be a one-time thing, but the video is coming soon, directed by Matt Zane. Oh, okay. So Matt Zane got some topless of Josie. Did you get topless? I did not get topless, but I made out with the girl. I did. I danced, and I spanked people. I simulated oral sex, and, you know, just a normal night. Yeah, that's Elizabeth. So Alex, I didn't want to, I didn't want to, well, I actually didn't want to ignore you, but you're here. Perfect. I didn't want to. So Alex, you are a music producer. We've talked very briefly at Noise Factory. I know little about you, but you're a producer. Is that correct? Yeah, correct. Alex and I work together as well. Okay. Do we have some music of yours to listen to? Yes. He and I completed our second single together. The first one we did was a Susie, Susie cover. Or no, I'm sorry. The first one we did was an Echo and the Bunnymen cover. This one is a Susie. Right, the Kelly movie. We played it. Yeah, you played it here. Like you. Oh. What happened? What happened? What? Oh, dear. Oh, no. What did I do? You have been punished. You said the wrong band. What's the matter with you? Well, the first one was Echo and the Bunnymen. This one we did a cover of Susie and the band. I'm a big Echo and the Bunnymen fan. What can I tell you? Okay. So this is, so this is what? No, I'm not real. I just wanted, I just wanted to spice things up. So what's, what is this song that you're? I thought you were pulling a heart. I might give some spankings to you, but are you, are you going to give them to me for your birthday? I'd rather give them to you, but we'll see what happens. Okay, okay. I switch, you know. We'll see. I mean, there's all, there's another half hour in the show. I don't know what's going to happen. All right. You know, I wouldn't mind a gang rape, whatever you guys want to do. Elizabeth, are we going to listen to the song? Sure. This is Are You Still Dying? Produced by, by Alex Crescioni, Stygian Sound. Right. I, I, I, I'm on the street. Let's listen to this. The beautiful voice, the beautiful production. Sounds great. And here it goes. Sounds great so far. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Are you still dying, darling? Are you still in pain? Are you still crying? Despite the morning in your veins A fluorescent haze hangs in For a second makes you invisible But you try in vain to reach out through The life support machine And all the multicolored tubes that pump and drain Are you still dying? Are you still dying, darling? Are you still dying, darling? All this wasting away All this wasting away All this wasting away This prolonged misery And all this slipping away Oh, that was great. Thank you. Elizabeth, we've done it again. Ah, thanks. Now that we know that you're a singer, because I knew you for years and didn't know you were a singer. Wow, well, you'll be singing a lot more now. Oh, good. I just wrote with Cherie Curry and Lita Ford. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, we were, they just did some new recordings. Is it very Runaways-like, or? Well, it's, hopefully, Lita, you'll be singing a lot more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. towards a reunion. Really? We were in the studio. I did background vocals. I didn't write with them. I was involved in the writing session. This is a Dark Mark show exclusive. This is. The Runaways may be getting back together. There's hope. Are you going to replace like Joan Jett or any of them? I don't think I could ever replace Joan Jett. What I'm saying is actually I might be replacing Vicky Razorblade for Venus and the Razorblades reunion which is another band from the era. So that's come up and then I just recorded with Cherie and Lita did background vocals for her new recordings. Wow. And then Alex and I are continuing to work on an album and there's we're working on a solo album together. Okay. It's been a labor of love so I'm finally cranking it up a little bit and then I performed. So I'm getting out there again and. Right. That was the you were making out with the girl and doing. Well I sang too. Oh okay. You didn't mention that. Oh come on. Look who's here. It's Kat. Oh my goodness. Hey guys got another former guest. Oh my goodness. Come on. It's a full house. Let me go. Let me. All alumni. Yeah. It's a lot of them. I've got more. I've got more. I've got more cupcake frosting on my shirt. But we have right next to you. Obscured. Come on Kat. So next to my cakes. Obscured. If my ass fit your ass will fit. Definitely. Yeah. Trust me on that one. I'm here every week. Go ahead. Yes. Obscured by the microphone. We can't really see you. Can you kind of scoot over this way a little bit? Yes. There she is. Let me. Oh boy. Hold on. Now we got you. We've got Heather Wagner is here. Hey Mark. The lovely Heather Wagner. And you are a publicist. Well we've been friends for a while. I had no idea what you did. I had no idea what you did again. Well you knew my passion was writing. You told me that. We bonded over that. Yeah. At a vampire a very boring vampire club. We bonded over we bonded over writing. You guys you guys leaving? Yeah I have to go to work. Oh okay. Well thanks for stopping by and wishing me a happy birthday. Happy birthday. Oh. Call me. So Heather we were we were talking about so you do public relations. Right. And you have some exciting projects you were telling me about. Yes. My friend David I've known for a long time and I've known him for many years. He's doing the Hollywood show in Hollywood. January 3rd, 4th and 5th. He's doing a show at the Lowe's. Ooh. Yeah. So what is the Hollywood show? Well mainly it's celebrities from television, film doing autograph signings. Mm-hmm. Now on January So it's kind of like a Comic-Con Monster Pelusa sort of thing? Sort of. Right now we're working on doing a makeover. Okay. And now like I said we do have guests that are from film and television. Like we have Christopher Atkins who's better known for Blue Lagoon with my show. You guys know Christopher Atkins? Yeah. Christopher Atkins who I've seen in some fetish clubs before. And it's so weird. I know. I've seen him. I saw him at Fetish Nation and we were like it's one of these weird things because this is a guy who was really big when he was a teenager and now he's in his 50s. And you're looking at him and you're like he looks familiar. Did I go to high school with him? It's weird. And it's like no that's the Blue Lagoon guy. I'm like holy shit. So he's definitely we should have him as a guest. You should come in with Christopher see what you can do. We probably could. We probably could. We probably could. So Christopher Atkins so there may be Yeah we have like David he's the owner of the Hollywood show. It's been around since 1981 but he's been involved for the last six years. Right. And since then like we've had reunions. Like this year we're doing a MASH reunion on January in January. Oh really? So And Porky's. Oh Porky's the one I don't know I don't check that out. It's even like making Elizabeth bounce. No. No just just to let you know in the past we have had a Back to the Future reunion and Michael J. Fox did show up. Wow. Yeah. That's if he knew what his future was back then I don't know if he would have shown up. So it's kind of hard to episode on Family Guy. Well no I've seen his new show. Have you seen it? I have not watched the episode yet. Because he was funny before and he's even funnier now. Like before he'd be like yeah that's not a that's not a horse that's my wife. Now he's like that's not a horse and you're cracking up. Well you know I would love to have Michael J. Fox but I would. It's not confirmed yet. And there's a lot of like big name celebrities and I can't drop names. You can confirm Christopher Atkins you can confirm. Yes I can. And Chrissy McNichols. No way. Everybody I crush are Chrissy McNichols. Yes. Oh Kitten Head Kitten's very excited about Chrissy McNichol. And Natasha Henstridge you might better remember her from Species. Oh no. Trust me. I'll be reaching. Bring her in. And I would yeah. Yes. Fuck Christopher Atkins please. Okay I'm sure you watched The Outsiders. Pony Boy. See Thomas Howell. Yeah. It's funny all these celebrities because you're obviously younger than me you're like I don't know if you know this guy. I'm like yes I know this guy. Yeah I don't know if you know this guy. See Thomas Howell yes he was in Soul Man. Yes. That's true. Have you ever seen Soul Man the movie? He would try to make himself black. You're laughing but you know you have seen Soul Man. Why did you ask the one black guy in the studio that question? You know why. You know why. He did. Well you know exactly why I asked the black guy. Yeah it's pretty neat. It kind of killed his career. He was going pretty good for a while. I don't know if that killed his career. I'll do a black face movie. It's like okay yeah. So see Thomas Howell and maybe meet and Pee Wee and Christopher Atkins. That sounds like a party. Yes. And Chrissy McNichol I'm sorry I forgot. Chrissy McNichol and you know Christopher Atkins from Blue Lagoon. They actually did a movie together. Really? Yeah. It was a pirate movie. Okay. Not really widely known but they did do a movie together. Chrissy McNichol has been on the down low. Orpheus do you remember the pirate movie that Chrissy McNichol and Christopher Atkins what movie is that? It's called The Pirate Movie. Yes. It's hilarious. I gotta check it out. Yes. Yes. Well Soul Man's pretty funny too. It is. It is. I remember that movie. Oh I'm sorry. I was like it was like Michael Jackson reversed. No it really wasn't. No it wasn't. I really don't want to go down this track. I can tell you what it really was about but I don't want to get into it. But interesting. Like I said we're trying to do a makeover so we're trying to do something new. That's what killed his career. He did a makeover. No no no no no no. No we're actually adding on an adult version. It's going to be Legends of Adult Cinema. Legends of Adult Cinema. And we're going to have well you have to be 18 and plus to go into the section. I would hope so. We are going to have Ron Jeremy. Oh you can confirm that. Mm hmm. Wow that's a very exclusive booking. Yeah. And Rebecca Bardot Nina Hartley Veronica Hart and that's just to name a few. We usually he has about a hundred celebrities at every essential every convention. But if you go to HollywoodShow.com Okay. You can get more information as the attendees the celebrities that are showing you can print out if you want to print it out. But it has all the information there. Okay. Well I can't wait. Everybody's excited to see Kristen McTigle. We're going to move on. Heather. Thank you so much for showing up. I'm sure I'm sure everybody in the studio is going to spank me or do something at some point. Orpheus what the fuck are you doing here? That's what I want to know. I'm here with a bunch of hot girls. And Elizabeth brought her producer and that's fine. But how did this happen? I don't. You know what? She told me that I was invited. No you aren't. I'm kidding Orpheus. But when you walked in I'm like, wait a second. You treat me like street booty over here. Oh hardly. No I'm doing your show in a couple weeks. What are you talking about street booty? You said, what the hell are you doing here? Look at who else I have here. You're welcome. You're welcome back any time. But just the thing is you're too much of a man for me. See I can, you know, I'm sorry Alex. I mean you've got an eyeliner on. I can kind of outman you. Orpheus comes in. I'm not the alpha male in the room. And trust me, can you advance here? I'm not, I'm not the alpha male in the room. This is just variety. You know what I mean? It is variety. You got you. No I appreciate it. Different sizes of goth and then you got me. No the reason I was asking is because you're not going to set me on fire or choke me or anything like that. Unless you want me to. I really don't. It's your birthday. I'm an equal opportunity Are you going to choke me Nicole? Because I'll take that. If you choke me, if you choke me, not you, you, you, you, you, you, we can do that. You know what? No I appreciate you coming down. Whatever you want me to do. All right well, I want you, I want you to teach me how to choke these girls. That's what I want you to do. You know what? I'll be happy to teach you. Why don't we do that? When we, and Kat's here. Kat was here the last time you were here. Hi Kat. Hello. Happy birthday. Yes I know. Here's the interesting thing about Kat. There's a lot of interesting things about Kat. Our Polish dance instructor that we love that can do splits and took the fire last time that Josie was going to take. Yes. Like a champion. Like a champion I would say. If you haven't seen that show please go in the archives. It was so much harder having her do it than me. I got to choke. Oh no. No, no, no. You didn't choke. I didn't do anything. I would love to set you on fire. Anytime you want. Oh. I will come to you. Oh. So anyway, so you have to take your top off. I know that's why I can't. She did it for the audience. Why not? Yeah, yeah. Well hey, Sunday it's loaded during the show because you maybe like when you're doing this you have Orpheus set you on fire during the show. Oh. Well, Alexis or Kat will be there. Maybe Alexis or Kat could, because we're going to do a duet. I want to be your dog. Okay. Maybe we can set Alexis on fire. So here's the weird thing about Kat. Now Kat, I didn't, I never knew Kat. I'm sure we were in the same club at the same time at some point. Yes. Kat emails me like a month ago before she was on the show. Yeah, right up to, right up to the mic. Right there. Pretend, pretend this glass cock ring that's enormous is right behind the, right behind. Oh, look who's here. It's Heather Doll right in front of you. So anyway, so Kat, let me just say, Kat, so you were, before you were on the show, you emailed me like, oh, I dig you. I dig your pose. Can I come to your birthday party? I was like, sure, you're on the list. Okay. And then like the next week, Heather Doll, it's funny she come in, was supposed to be the one that was set on fire and you couldn't do it. You said, oh, my friend Kat can do it. And that's how we got to know each other. Crazy, right? Right. Small world. Right. But the initial thing was, I want to come to your birthday celebration and see you do comedy and go to Bar Sinister. So what happened on Saturday night when I did comedy and went to Bar Sinister? Wah, wah, wah. Exactly. Explain what that means. I didn't show. I flaked. I pulled an L.A. cat. What's an L.A. cat? We're talking about L.A. dating. Yes. You had a great excuse too. Let's hear this one. What was, oh, I just passed the fuck out. I did. Rather than celebrate your birthday, I slept. I did. I didn't intend to. I closed my eyes for a minute at five o'clock. I did not wake up until the next day at seven a.m. Right. I'm so sorry. That's okay. There's ways you can make it up to me. Oh, I'm sure. Yes. And so what's been going on with you, Kat? We haven't seen you in a few weeks. A few weeks. What has been going on in the last few weeks? Well, oh, Parrish is Cirque Perverse. Parrish, the promoter, he had a party, Cirque Perverse, at, at Dim Mock Studios and the, the Parrish girls performed. Right. I was there. Oh, that's right. And we didn't, we didn't run into each other. It was weird. And it was weird because it was like V Society, but Cirque Perverse. It was weird. I was expecting more of a vampire thing. It was very ravey. It was very ravey. It was a bigger club than where the V Society usually is. Right. And it was packed. Heather was there. I missed her too. I missed you as well. I missed everybody. But I know we were there because I saw pictures of both of us. Right. Yeah. Hopefully. I saw those, I saw those pictures too at length. But, so, so what's, so the dancing, the dance studio, all those? Yeah, I'm still teaching classes, pole dancing and just regular dance and ballet. Two studios here in LA. So. Okay. Well, let's move on to people that I don't know, which is weird. No, Kat, anything else? No, go ahead. Oh, no, no, I'm good. I'm not cutting you off. No, no, not at all. You would never. Yes, he would. Would I? Okay. I couldn't have. Three ladies that I don't know, but, boy, I'd like to know. Kittenhead. Josie, how did you get Kittenhead on the show? How did this work out? What? Let me start, let me start first though because I have touched Josie's boobs, okay? Oh, who hasn't? Please, that's hardly an exclusive club, please. There's like a Disneyland line of people that have done that. And how are they? Nice. Soft or the rock hard or what? Soft and firm. Soft and firm? They look soft. The kind you want a soft and firm. Right, they are saline, right? Yes. Okay. And then so, I'm sorry, your name, what's your name? My name's Didi. Didi, and we've got Kivy. Yeah, and Miss Vajayjay over here. Yeah. Yes. With a baby in the front of it though. Baby Vajayjay. That's how it goes. Baby Vajayjay. So Kittenhead, you guys, hey Nestor, this is the birthday show. So, you've been around. Hi Nestor. How did you, how did you guys, how did you guys meet Josie? How did we meet Josie? I met Josie, we were on tour together, God, I want to see how many years ago, like yesterday. All right. And we were on tour and we've done, we were talking actually on Facebook today about the shenanigans. We were reminiscing about a hot tub and nakedness and mounting and pictures and boys and girls and both. Yeah, and a little helicopter action being filmed. Someone's personal helicopter. Oh really? Yeah. Were you riding it off and letting it spin around? I was on a satana, but you know, it's attached. Oh wow. Wow. I gotta go on tour with you guys. He's got a new birthday wish. I want some helicopter action tonight. No, but you guys, let me, let me, let me, let me catch some of your music if I can. Great. Jeremy, you got some Kitten Head coming up here and then I'll open my gifts and then apparently I'm gonna get a lap dance and we'll see what other mayhem we can get into before the next show starts. Kitten Head, what do you guys have coming up? Oh, I'm gonna get to that after the song, but okay. Oh, okay. Sorry. Is there a name? What's the song's name? Derby Girl. Derby Girl. Is it about any particular girl? Well, we'll have to find out. All right. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. She's a little Break up. Catchy, telly, skater. Thrill and made it, take a whirl. Hey, she's my sexy derby girl. Skaters, line up. Ready? That was Derby Girl by Kitten Head. Now, what are you guys doing? What's going on? Do you have any gigs? What's up with Kitten Head? Do we have any gigs? I don't have free weekend until Christmas. Okay. How do we get a hold of Kitten Head and Kitten Head's music? Actually, we do it all by donation. It's all free because we don't believe in charging for artistic resources. We believe in artistic freedom. Yeah. Fuck the corporate scum. So, KittenHead.com? Is that? KittenHeadLA.com. KittenHeadLA.com. Or you can like our page on Facebook. I'm about to. I'm a little busy right now, but I'm going to get to that. Okay. Reverb Nation. Reverb Nation. All Kitten Head LA. Okay. Kitten Head LA. You guys are great. And we have our next show in LA is actually at the. Regal Inn 15th. Regal Inn 15th in the Ventura County Derby before the. Ventura Derby Girls. Sugar Town Derby Girls. On the 16th against the LA Derby Dolls. Oh. Pointing at me. You're involved with the LA Derby Dolls, I'm guessing. Well, I put together Fear Leaders, which are the cheerleading squad. For the Derby Dolls. But we've been busy doing naughty videos. Right. That I have not started, although I was promised to. Oh, you've been in that. How did you get my crown? I stole it when you were looking. Oh. Oh. That's right. I got her to whip you, then I stole it. Kitten Head, can you, you got to come on the show when we have more time. I really want to get in deep with you. I like everybody you brought. I like already. You brought people I didn't know and I like them. I hope so. I'm not going to bring assholes. Okay. Well, and it's funny because I didn't know what Josie had planned tonight. I had no idea. I didn't know the guys would be in the studio. I didn't know anything like this, but Nicole was here. Josie messaged me at 2 AM. Yes. So I took it upon myself to invite all of our past guests to come. And one of the past guests that did come is Heather Doll. And she's wearing a crown too for some reason. And Heather, you can get on the mic if you want. Okay. Hey, how are you? Yeah. Hi, Heather. How are you? Let me get the camera on you. Sure. And so I'm glad you came by. You're a little tardy, but that's Heather Doll time. We understand. She's going to make it up. Yeah. Well, yeah. Spanking later maybe. Well, I thought they were going to give me a lap dance. I thought so too. That was like perfect music. We can play that again. Do we have another pinhead song? Yeah, but like I don't know. I want to like this move over there. Put a... Well, everybody, if you can get up. Well... Put Tattoo on. She said everyone move. Or maybe you can switch with Nicole. Tell him Tattoo. Oh, yeah. Nicole, can you guys switch? I didn't know this was going to happen. I didn't know this was going to happen. Nicole, can you guys switch? I didn't know this was clothing optional. It's always clothing optional on the Dari Mart show. It's always clothing optional. It's always clothing optional on the Dari Mart show. Now I'm on the spot. We strip so much better than I do. We strip so much better than I do. Take off your clothes. She looks better than I do. Well, kidding is... I don't know. That's a matter of opinion. You look pretty good. I mean, that's true. Hey, can I just say I need a do-over? What's that? You need to get a do-over? She was supposed to get set on fire and we didn't... We'll have to have the two of you back on. We're supposed to... Yeah, we have to do that. Wait a second. Excuse me. Okay. You got a problem? I'm sorry. Kat, you're just a cat. What just happened? Kat, I love it. What? No, Heather... I'm just saying a do-over. No, no, stop. Oh, sorry. I want a do-over. Not yet. I see how it is. Okay, so... Did you already get birthday spankings or we have to do that? I don't know what we're doing right now. Well, first off... I'm telling you a tattoo would be a better song for the lap dance. Can you scoot over? You owe me a cat. Me? Yes. No, I'm just kidding. Apparently... Okay. We're going to get the camera. Do the duck face. Do the duck face. Okay. So, first thing we're going to do... There we go. Two birds. First thing we're going to do is... How's that look, Jeremy? Play some Kitten Head or Elizabeth Aston, whatever you want to play. I am wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing wearing I can get that angle. Okay, ta-da. Yay! Whoa. Wow. Cigarette time? Well, yeah. Let me dry off my pants, but now we've got... I'm all wet and sticky. No, no. It wasn't from me, but Heather, I brought you a present, too. In Santa we trust. Aw. I got a million dollars from Heather. You keep ducking away from the cameras. Hi. Thank you, Heather. Was that in your hand? Because I didn't see where you pulled that out of. I saw where she pulled it out of. I'm very sneaky. I hide stuff in places. What? Well, I better. I'm going to open Josie's gifts because... Does it smell like chocolate? It smells... Okay, okay, okay. Yes. Let's move on. Anyway, see the camera? Yeah. See how you're on the camera? Yeah. You might want to stay on the camera. Let's... Yeah. I think that's the angle. Okay. Because I think our producer, Jeremy, seems very taken with you. Jeremy, who has the hottest women on their show in Skid Row Studios? You do, Mark. Okay. Is this the hottest show we've ever had? The hottest. I'm sure it's very hot in there. It is actually very hot in here. I'm actually sweating. Let's see what... Let's see what... Let's see what... Is this from you, Josie? Yes. See what Josie got. I didn't do anything mean. I got it. It's the goth... Zombie burbs. It's the goth comedy kit. Oh, this is the goth comedy kit. So I've got... So you've got to have zombies. Zombies. Okay. A mask. I'll do van. That'll be easy to find. I'm like the only one. You're goth in there. We've got a bat that sings Bad Moon Rising. He dances. Oh, oh, oh. There's a fan. Hey, the bat sits a cock ring. He dances just the way you do. That's awesome. What do I do? Push the button. Push the button. That's what they always say. I'm just kidding. It's my first time. It's my first time. We'll figure that one out. Where's the button, Josie? Should we leave them in the room? I'm going to lie. There's an air horn. Yes, that's the comedy horn. Try me. Ryan. As Heather's got the... Okay. Why do I have the heart thing? Silly putty. Squeeze the toe. Squish the feet. I didn't know they still... Yeah. Oh, my God. I love it. Some eyeliner pencil. Thank you, Josie. Oh, that's so cute. You never have too much. I want one of these, Josie, for my birthday. This willbeart.com. I don't know if we have time for all these gifts. Hold on. Oh. Oh. Black hair. Some 99 cents to adjust for men for their mustache and beard. Cover the grays, Mark. Cover the grays. Yes. Nice. Let's stay in this room. I won't tell. What grays? A black light bulb. Exactly. A black light bulb. Was that for the cock ring? Yes. Nice. Did I miss something? It's a bag of roaches. We keep saying we miss something. Bag of roaches. I just said it this time. Okay. Dee Dee. Okay. There's a cartoon sound machine with wacky cartoon sounds. Yes. That's wacky. Hee haw. Wacky. Hee haw. Apparently, somebody raided the Halloween store for some more makeup. Because you always need more black makeup. That's true. Eyes and lips. And we've got some. Wow. You did a really good job, Josie. You know, somebody got me this last year. Macho cologne. So I know for sure you went to the 99 cent store. And. But wait, there's more. There is more. There's dark chocolate. Dark chocolate. And black polish. Thank you so much, Josie. Here's what we're going to do. Everybody. The longest spank train ever. First off, I'm going to hug each and every one of you. And then the whole spank train will be on me. Okay. Everybody take turns. I'm spanking me. Wait, what? Am I first in line? Let's do the traditional one first. Everyone gets that. Well, hold on. Let me give you a hug, Josie, for everything that she did to make my birthday so special. Happy birthday. Okay. Okay. I felt that. I think he felt that too. I think she's talking about the front. Happy birthday. Okay. All right. So those who don't know about the spank train, we all get up. Face one direction. Spank the person in front of you. Then turn around. Say it in the mic. There's a whole audience listening to the show. Everybody stand up. Face your right. Face to the right. And spank the person in front of you. Until I say reverse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. Ri-verse. I'm going to stand over here. I want to make sure that this is actually... Oh, here we go. I'm going to stand right here. Ladies, everybody take turns. Where's the paddle? Yeah, where's the paddle? Hold on a minute. Let me see. I don't know what the camera is. I don't want to be on this banking, too. Go ahead. Go ahead. I like this one. There you go. How's the camera? It's fine. The camera is... Brightly going down in flames. Oh, come on. You want more? You want more? Oh, you... You want more? You want more? He wants more. Oh, broken, churred and steep. Is this the quick fix? Or the end of the dream? Oh, hey! Yes! Oh, broken, churred and steep. Is this the quick fix? Oh! I look professional. Oh, good. I look professional. Take off. Take off. Wow! Oh, that's... He's dumb. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. What happened? What happened? What happened? It's easy to see the end. How did... And then you're back on it for everyone. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. That's what I took care of. a while. I lost count. One, two. Anybody else want to take a turn? I'm going to take a turn. Heather and Tyler are going to work me over. Thank you everybody for making our birthday so special. Watch Heather and Kat while they spin the show. Okay. Have a wonderful creepy week everybody. Bye. Deuces. At least. At least. Marilyn was taken out of this still and out Janice took the show around Jimmy left the devour You narcissistic bastard Are you a phoenix? A broken, dreaded scheme Is this the quick fix? Or the end of your dream? Are you a phoenix? A broken, dreaded scheme Is this the quick fix? I hear the shattering of a