Thank you. Oh, here we are. It's time to talk. Sexy time talk. It's sexy time talk. Hi, I'm Immaculate C. I'm Miss T. We're back. In the studio with, hey there, Payasa. Hi. We got Payasa from Penis Envy here at the show. Hello. And we're just checking in our emails and just signing in. Everybody sign in. Take a big hit of your joint. No, just kidding. Oh, I wish. I don't know. We're in. I don't know if there are any of you guys listening. Oh, Go Betty Go was just in the studio with the Piñata Hour. I like Go Betty Go. You never, Miss T over here never heard of them. I'm not. They used to play Mr. T. I'm sorry. So you guys tell me about it. It's a cool four piece female band from Los Angeles. And they just reunited with their original lineup with singer. Singers and bass player. Nicole. I know. I think I know that Aixa. Is that how she said her name? Aixa? I don't know. I think so. Yeah. Aixa. Yeah. And then the singer, Nicolette and the bass player, Michelle. And Betty is the guitarist. I never met her. So now I just. Oh, isn't that silly? Like how cute. I just met. I met three of them. I met three of them. Damn. I'm still trying to log in. You know. Okay. It's okay. I think. Why are you way over there? Well, I was just. I was right. Come on. I wanted her to sit close to me. The mic's better there. Over here? Yeah. She's going to sit by the bigger mic. Okay. Switcheroo. Oh, bad. This is a big mic. It's better. It will make you sound beautiful. I should be used to big things. How come me? Close to my face. So. So speaking of beautiful. Yes. What happened? I'm in the studio with three lovely ladies. What happened? Four if you count me. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We need to get an intern to help us come up with ideas. I mean, we could rip off a love line. That's a good idea. Let's talk about that tonight. That's one option. The other option is to like, oh, just listen to the news. Because some, of course, some asshole is going to say something and it's going to be in the news. True. Like there is every week, right? Yeah. So basically a day before you can find out what's going on. I have something we can talk about if you have a chance. Are you going to talk about the same asshole? The rumor that you control when you get pregnant, whether or not you enjoy the sex. Like if I'm not having good sex, I'm not going to get knocked up. Indiana Jones is referring to Todd Aiken. There will be no baby because you can't have a baby when you're raped. Would that be the ultimate birth control? Like fuck, like fuck birth control. You know, if I don't want a baby, it's not going to happen. I hear Congress is like scientific experts on this. Oh, God. So it's basically Republican congressman from Missouri, Todd Aiken, brought up that statement about legitimate rape, right? Trying to redefine it. Yeah. Basically saying if a woman is a victim of legitimate rape, her body can shut itself down and not get pregnant. This is so cool, huh? I had no idea. This is the quote sent to me from the Planned Parenthood Action Fund. You could sign a petition because we got assholes and, you know, in power. I don't know. This is. The quote, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, pregnancy from rape is really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. That's cool. I wonder if that works for STDs, too. Right. That's so cool. The saddest part for me when I read is that he actually belongs in a house of science committee. I'm like, you're in the house of the science. Why? You're talking all this crap. He really believes it. So it is true. It is mine, right? It's not a lie. I also believe in Doctor Who and his artist, but that doesn't mean it's quite true, you know? It's not going to come in my front window. Mr. Science. Okay, wait. Okay, I'm not defending the dude, but I think I know what angle he was kind of going at. When you're more receptive, you can get pregnant. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He totally fucked up whatever his thoughts were supposed to be. Totally. No, well, he. Explain. He's an idiot, but I can't look. I got to be your antagonist, okay? Okay, go ahead. Or whatever. I got to give him one little, you know, piece of rice. Go ahead. A little piece of rice. When he's saying shutting down, I'm thinking of the whole flight versus fight type of thing. Like if a woman's getting raped, right? They're just kind of, listen, listen. I know I'm not going to be one of the persons and I say the wrong thing and I fuck it up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. If you're being attacked, you know, your body's either going to fight it, but then there's a chance of getting hurt and getting killed, or you just kind of like shut down your process so that way your body can live through this, whether it's a car accident or something, your body just kind of like, you know, you've heard all this, right? The fight or fight, your body just kind of shuts down. So if I relax during a car accident, I won't get broken bones? Yeah. Yeah. Not as much. Yeah. Like a drunk person, like a totally wasted person drunk. They don't die from the car accident. Right. It's not as much. So you just kind of like your body or you don't remember something. Right. You know, whatever. You block that out. But he totally fucked it up. He fucked up that whole idea. And Chan related it with he can't get pregnant. It still didn't work. No, no. But that's what I'm saying. He totally fucked up. Maybe that's the thing he was thinking of. He shut down for the flight. Like, I mean, even if the I mean, I know where you're coming from as well. Like that grain of salt that like, you know, the body has some people have a way to defend itself. But like to survive. Yeah. To survive an attack. Not everyone's vagina closes off. And like, no, no, no. No penis can get in or no sperm can get in. He fucked up that whole. He fucked up that whole idea of this topic and switched it and made it to his own topic because he's anti-abortion. And he's in the science community. And then I guess everyone that's on this platform is like backing out and just saying, oh, never mind. Rape is rape. They're just freaking out. You guys forgive him? Huh? You guys forgive him for his statement? Do you forgive him? Because it's all over the place. He's been asking for apologies. But there is one good thing about this, though. Not even the Republicans are supporting him, though. Because I'm like, hey, awesome. At least we're not in the dark ages where people will be like, he's right. And, you know, there will be no one supporting that. There's people that are following him. There's people that are. But not in power. But everyone that is on the fence. I mean, Cameron. But Mr. Cameron doesn't count as good support. Yeah, but people that were on the fence before are now thinking now, okay, is it right or is it wrong? Legal or legal? Yeah. You know what I mean? They have to just make the decision. There's no, well, if it's legitimate rape or if this happened, you know, if it was under the full moon, you know, crazy situation. Just is it legal or is it not? Let's just control vasectomies and that's it. Because the penises are the problem, right? Because they're the most horniest. Like they always want a vagina. Yeah. You know, or whatever. But. Hey, have you seen teeth? Yes, I have. Yes, it's on Netflix. Is the movie that way? There's a movie called Teeth. Oh, yeah. Vagina dentata. Vagina dentata. Yeah. So when she enjoyed it, the teeth didn't show up. I thought of that after the movie. After the movie. That's the first time when she's got a vagina with teeth. So basically it's a horror movie with a girl with teeth in her vagina and whenever she gets mad during sex, she chomps it off. I wonder if that's how we were involved like in the future. Like in the future, women will just have like vaginas with teeth as it defends itself and we'll evolve to that. That's funny. It's the same thing I just thought though. I'm surprised they haven't suggested we go back to chastity belts and lock ourselves with like a big metal diaper everywhere. That won't be convenient for the horny guy though. Yeah, but. That won't be convenient, you know. It's up to women to stop rape because we can't teach men not to rape. We just have to teach women how to protect themselves. Is Mindy our asshole? Are you going to be, can you be our asshole? I'm being sarcastic. I guess I can. No, just kidding. That could be one too. How about you? I mean, that's to me seems like a lot of society instead of like training your young boys that rape is wrong, they still kind of encourage them to be like sexual warriors when they're younger. Oh no. And then it's the woman's fault she got raped because her shirt was too short. You know what? And I know we keep saying woman, but like, and this is recently a young girl, like she, the sheriffs had to come in with her and, you know, and, and, and so she was like 15, you know, pregnant, going to get abortion, you know, and they had to like save the tissue so they could, you know, prosecute. So, I mean, I don't know any much, I don't know any more issues or drama, but, you know, she's a young girl and she's probably going through her own life. She's probably going through her own little hell. And get this though, but the thing was like, okay, the sheriffs are going to come and there's going to be a, you know, you know, a sheriff with her and stuff like that. But then I felt like an asshole because then you're thinking, what are you thinking right now? And I say the sheriffs are going to go in. Like, is it a guy or a girl sheriff? Like you're taking like my damn assumption and then someone said, and then it hit me later. I was like, it's a female sheriff? And they're like, yeah, they were females and they weren't really dressed in their outfits. And I was like, oh, I don't know. Oh, thank goodness. Because I don't know my own little bias, you know, opinion. I think that's what they're supposed to do in a rape victim. It's supposed to be like a female. It's supposed to be, but for some reason, my head is picturing because the word sheriff, you know, so then there's my own fucking little bias right there. Like, yeah, wait, okay. Stereotype. Girls rape too though, right? Yeah, and those dirty movies. Right? Like, no, I mean. Like, not in porn, but I mean, in real life, like, don't girls like, not in big numbers. It happens. I know of it happening. Right? Yeah. I've met a girl. Drunk dudes getting taken advantage of by like horny ladies that later get sex changes anyway. But yeah. But you're talking about. That was so Jerry's pre-match. That was so God. But not the thing of like, oh, dude. That's where she got it from. You know what I mean? You're not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. was in a I don't want to say jail but maybe it was probably a jail small kind of prison jail thing for a while a woman and she said for a year no she said she's like dude they raped me with the broom and all this stuff and attacked me and stuff and I was like whoa and it and when it was hard for me to hear this and of course it's difficult for her and she doesn't even know me and she vented to me about this like that at the bar and I was trying to help her out and like you know give her some numbers almost more offensive she could talk when I hear it like woman on woman like stop like that probably happens more than girl raping girl raping guy I think women raping other women happens that's with uh with an object you mean with yeah or with yeah whatever but then that's just a crime there is no you know that's just like I want to fucking hurt you and torture you that's just straight isn't that rape in itself though like yeah but in a way that's still torture like let me chop your hand off because I'm gonna do this thing to you yeah but like isn't it if a girl inserts like you know a few fingers forcefully into another girl's vagina isn't that still rape yeah you know so maybe that happens more common than guy on girl if I don't know I guess if they're in the jail like that I don't know I don't hear it that's the only time I ever heard it that's the thing you know just because we don't hear it it doesn't mean it doesn't happen I know you know I know there's lots of girls who've been molested by other girls you know not necessarily by women yeah by women whatever a little girl well I mean female female not by other eight-year-olds but this taboo subject you know um I did this like I don't know what do you call it a training or an exercise where I just spent this long ass time doing an exercise today about values clarification type of exercises it's an honest open opinion practice of self-examination blah blah blah okay well the lady had us like going from one to the other and we're going to talk about benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits benefits Or if you've ever had an abortion, no, like step to this side of the room, you know, and she asked questions so you could like evaluate your values and stuff. But, you know, because certain things are taboo and you don't talk about it or you don't hear about it. But then yet, have you known someone or met a person that's gone through this? But, you know, you just don't talk about it. I wouldn't take any test that has to do with values because I think I would score so low. Like I would not pass that bar of great values. Do you think because of your family? Um, no. Well, no. But I think just by a. Well, how do you define values in the form? It's a personal thing. Yeah. Right. Like you. Do you judge good values by social rules or social standards or do you get values based on your own personal beliefs? Right. Like, I think that would be. Yeah, it's partially how you're raised, partially your reaction to your life experiences. So society can. Have an influence. Obviously, religion has a big influence, but values aren't necessarily religion. They're more just like your personal standard of living. And so how can you how can you measure value? Well, I don't think you can because it's I think it's like more philosophical. Yeah. It's kind of like subjective, depending on the person. Like my values aren't going to be the same as your values. Yeah. Right or wrong. If you're an industry or and you're trying to help other people, you know. How do you like tell your values? No, because you need to help someone out. True. I mean, like, I think we have common values like thou shall not kill unless it's like self-defense. Right. I feel like I think that's a common value. Unless it's a fucking rapist. Unless it's a Republican. Right. No, I know. I mean, the thing is, obviously, it's bringing a big old tension about rape is rape. And even Republicans are saying, yo, dude, you fucked up and stuff. But people are still thinking, you know, people are verbalizing rape, but then they don't still go. Go into other taboo subjects of like, you know, female raping other females and still don't go in too much about like male rape, you know, men against men. And I know like one or two few cases where males have been raped by other girls when they were younger, though, like younger boys raped by older women. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? So that's something I hear as well. Common that doesn't isn't often talk about, you know, it's usually hush hush. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't feel like they should open up. Yeah. Especially with guys. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I think that if we just have more openness towards that, you know, as much as, you know, there is openness about female rape, you know, people will be more aware of rape and they'll hit more to home to everyone and not just females and certain people. Did you hear? Or deep. I read an article today about. I don't know. If you read it, you heard about it, about like universities in Iran closing their degrees like they're like there's a lot like 70 percent of the degrees to women and just offering it to men. Like what? Like in the in. In Iran, you said? In Iran. Like 80 universities like in Iran are closing off BAs and BSs to women and just opening into men. I heard. Totally discriminating against. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. it's so obviously discrimination and I'm just it was so surprising to me I was just like really? I mean we have dropouts in the US and like women there are like struggling to just you know and I'm just like maybe they'll come here to go to school escape to the US right? yeah that would be a good reason to let somebody over can't go to school? yeah that's an in call the congress hey you know what we were talking about values yeah so what about this porn deal? okay people we got listeners probably a lot less listeners than the other day can I talk about our experience on Friday? I think so we're getting permission by Indiana Jones so sexy time talk had a little vacation show I don't know so we're on regular here at Skid Row Studios oh yeah if you want to call call us at 1-800-893-9562 if you have an opinion of course this is a sexy time talk doesn't have to be just about sex or love it could be about you having an infection or a smell or something relationship whatever we'll talk to you for half a second but just kidding but anyways so last week Friday yeah so on Friday we did a special show and we were broadcasted through so we couldn't say Skid Row Studios we could say we're like broadcasting from Skid Row Studios yeah live from Skid Row Studios but we weren't on Skid Row Studios right we weren't really plugging in we weren't you know having the show we were being aired through Sirius XM and we were all excited about it and I told you about it Payasa right? so we're excited and we're like woohoo like a million listeners or something a billion actually six billion six billion? six billion? yeah that's what the guys are doing right now remember always remember six billion listeners I thought it was million that's still a lot yeah a million or billion six billion people have the internet okay so we were excited right and we're doing this show like okay I don't know what we're gonna talk about we're gonna do kind of the same formula but then the only thing was we weren't allowed to play music which sucked so I was like a little frustrated because I like to play you know plug a song or two you know even local bands couldn't do that and and you had to do it on your own right? yeah and you had to do it on your own right? and you had this little promo you had to keep on saying yeah we had a you know we wanted to talk about we had different topics we were talking about and oh but we were excited about getting listeners right right we got callers we had callers oh nice and not saying that you guys I know there's a we have a thousand listeners you know listening to us on their on their you know that thing that you got from the Mac oh yeah iTunes iTunes podcast yeah you might be listening to us as a podcast but so anyways we had live listeners calling from like Jacksonville Florida I love you guys you guys are my favorite I listen to you all the time and it was like what do you mean you listen to us all the time I listen to you all the time and but I guess you meant Sirius Radio or the actual station or channel yeah Spice oh we were on the Spice station through Sirius yeah ah right and I guess you know because we're sexy time talk but yeah we still lean in the like feminist category of you know still being a talk show girl so we're not just being sexy time but she was cool because whatever our topic was she was down she was like yeah about the gay marriage my son is gay whatever and then another chick called from something so Alabama and she was just some random chick talking about I don't know being bi talking about Romney and Obama yeah and it was just political but it was weird and it was like we had to shut them off because they were calling and then some other oh yeah and then meanwhile we were forced that we had to constantly say you know oh this is being do you know the little sentence something to the fact like brought to you by a mofo series on Sirius yes yeah Sirius XM 103 oh is that like the advertisement yeah we had to say it like ten times or something within an hour that's a lot and I was like I was saying it wrong and then the guy was getting mad because we were saying it wrong and it was like I kind of speech impediment man thank you because it was like a tongue twister a mofo something like that and you know he should be happy if I'm saying it now because I'm saying it now so you got your little plug you said I gotta say it you didn't say how to say it right yeah so you're mainly it's being said wait wait we're gonna find out what it is what we find out later because at the end of the call we gotta talk about the chick oh yeah you have I bet you know this would be a time to play her oh man I you don't have access to it to load it up oh we taped it I might be able to I wasn't used to hearing I wasn't used to answering the phone in here uh huh so apparently the light turns red and I'm supposed to answer the calls on air and apparently someone kept calling at the end during the show but I wasn't answering and then dude producer tells me whenever that turns red that means there's a caller and it was after the show was done he was telling me this so he goes oh you have a call right now I need some pussy while you fuck me oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a little snippet so oh good timing for playing that so what happened was I answered the call but it was after the show was finished the show was done we were like done for the night it wasn't being aired anymore does he what? you found it? oh I got it you found it yeah put that up to the phone we really do want to hear that oh let's hear that dildo at night hold on hold on so this horny chick called in this didn't get this didn't get aired but we recorded it so we were getting sneaky we're airing it now but this chick oh we're airing it now okay you guys heard the dildos put it on pause for a second this chick calls after we're done and I say and I'm excited oh my god you guys called her here I'm being like what did you want to leave a comment about do you have a comment about your love or your relationship and you know I'm all happy and she's like yeah you want to get down and was like what and like hey what happened me and Deanna over here and producer knew what she was talking about and I was like you mean you want to have phone sex and she's like yeah she's all ready to go and having a vibrator and I was like I can't do this and I was like let me down my beer because it was a Friday night and I wasn't driving and so I was like drinking some beer and we're cracking up meanwhile oh yeah me and Deanna is like egging her on producer's egging her on that's right that's right we got her on I love you we got her on I love you that's what you do we got her on that's what you do I took my imaginary beer bottle and shoved it up her imaginary ass and she was still going to herself this girl she says you probably have it recorded somewhere she says to the girl she's like and then Mindy Anna says if you shave your asshole I'll totally lick it I just thought it was so funny I love you play it a little bit go ahead this is for you guys who missed Friday yeah can you hear it? hello hold on I'm going to fast forward it oh um yeah pretty much this is what here's where we get her you got an O you're going to put it to O give me that fucking dick can I use a strap on? you can use whatever you want I'll put the strap on in your butthole as you're dildoing yourself oh fuck yeah would she like that? I don't know I always feel okay okay that's awesome can you hear us laughing in the background? yeah but Jeremy she wants to know is your cock not the fake dildo? I want both you got both oh look I have a beer bottle do you want to pretend you're using that? oh fuck me damn it oh yeah I'm fucking you right now with a beer bottle yeah I'm fucking you that's exactly what I'm doing oh this is good you know what? I want to join in that I don't know what the hell they're doing but I want to join in that I wish I was there with her right now yeah there she goes it's been a long time I think she's sleeping in the playboy channel she laughs oh yeah she knows she's being recorded I just came all over your face and all your tits oh listen to what Jeremy says here is it wet? is it wet? I hope it's stain resistant you said it was blue right? a blue you're in a blue recliner? okay she came that's all we care about right? yeah that's all after that those are the kind of people we got though yeah so we're talking about values and stuff here and so this is when it comes in but that happened after after after the show was done because here we were all happy because we just had some like random idiots calling about Obama well isn't there like a happy ending though? like after the show you hear like this great thing I mean she wasn't being aired but she was it was good in her head she thought she was getting aired yeah so the thing is it's like oh my god there's people on the station that's all they're listening to so it was like now we have this expectation oh sexy time talk oh and we couldn't be called sexy time talk my original idea for the name of this show is love and infection love and infection you know because then it's more broad you can talk about other stuff but because of love bite we couldn't do it it's like oh it's like oh do it but um so that's what it was but the whole listeners are just waiting to listen to you know i what why don't they just watch porn yeah i think she was getting off on the idea that she was live on the air yeah it wasn't me and jerry we told her afterwards hey man by the way there's different types of people in the world man some like feet some like public places some like live radio man to each its own on that shit and that's why i'm glad because i think you're a little like mindy and over there you guys are a little bit pro like let's get kinky i believe in whatever floats your boat just you know i don't have to be involved but you know whatever floats your boat right i don't like to really like publicly show my nipples or something like that with my outfits but i don't know we should though but you know but um you keep it private in other words yeah i'll keep it private and you know maybe! you could keep your kinkiness at home i'll let it squirt out here and there yeah but um the thing was then this pressure feeling like oh fuck we're gonna we're gonna have these kind of people want to talk about you know getting there and i don't know if we want this radio show to be like that well that's my point i feel like we're then us to be on this spice radio channel channel we have to have this kind of audience so we're gonna have to plug that kind of stuff i i think with everything you do whatever if it's a a bad thing you're gonna have a certain expectation from certain people like you know even with with the band penis envy right like what do you expect from penis envy right like either the most sluttiest thing in the world or you know man bashing man bashing bashing you know man hating stuff and it's nothing like that but you're always gonna have that people like a stereotype right no but they're listening to spice radio because that's what the listeners are expecting so i feel that us being on that channel maybe it doesn't work out but you're gonna have to have that expectation yeah because here on sexy time we can't like i want to play a song in a little bit you know we were talking about other topics we're talking about current events on the news well you know you could always like mix it up with both if you want to try to change well that's the whole that's the whole point but are the list you know but then my values or something i don't want i can't change those people's types of opinion i want to like i want to like i i don't know if there's these girls listening because i have these new right girlfriends and stuff and they're cool i want to talk for these people i want to talk for people who are interested in like but won't you want to also not just talk to those people not just stay in your in your own little bubble you can say but don't you want to kind of spread out yeah i want to be funny but i don't want porn star you know wannabes to you know just be the only listeners they're probably not the only listeners it just happened to be the only caller there's were porn like porn star wannabes no i don't know i don't know i think i think you might just like judging like that show for one particular night and like one or two particular callers i mean like i'm pretty sure that there's like a broad of people and a broad of of listeners that are not calling like i usually don't call radio stations you know what i mean like right i usually don't but it doesn't mean i'm not listening hey right i mean there's people listening now and they're not calling but i know you're there hey i know who you are probably still masturbating but you know not because they got all excited about that so mindy anna okay so it was kind of weird though but but i thought okay this is cool we'll do this again well we we have our friend who's a relationship coach you know and she came to the show which was which was cool and like okay we'll do this again next month do you know what mindy anna do you know what mofo.com is the whole thing we were plugging um i hear it has to do with porn but totally know oh so you knew i didn't know till after jeremy said that you guys looked it up and found out that's oh so jeremy didn't know for sure he messaged me he didn't know so i researched it when i got home like what the hell are we is she plugging the whole time right so i go on and i'm glad you did that because we need to know what we're you know what we're before yeah selling right so i plug it in i'm like holy crap yeah it says mofos.com offers the best amateur site on the internet and now the best amateur sex radio i'm like what the hell so i go it's like amateur girls i'm like ah amateur girls girls we're not the amateurs though we're the pro that's right a bunch of young girls and i was like oh is that really what you want to be affiliated with so this is what we're talking about values so then we so okay so then so on this particular show to have a big large audience of six million people we got to plug this porn channel billion in order for us to have six billion listeners we have to constantly be plugging this porn site i guess you only have to do it four times a show like are we gonna have a deal we're not getting paid okay but i think we're not getting paid we're keeping our identity private so back to values but i think it goes back to being personal though like you know if you have an issue with being associated with that website or that porn star for you know for what you're doing that it still becomes personal you know like for like for me i'm like i have no issue with porn like i'm i find it hilarious and it keeps me entertained and it makes me laugh amateur girls well i don't watch that but you know girl porn but like i said there's every kind for anything you know like whatever you like porn don't you miss t i'm fine with it but even this i had issues with it i'm like i don't know do you have a clip of it i'm gonna say i can pull something up i don't pro porn i watch yeah we know she's been watching the porn for years yeah i'm professional porn watcher but that's what i'm saying but but but if it doesn't here's another idea your values then it may not be worth it but here's another idea because when allison was here uh allison wolf yay plug her anyways she was like as long as you're getting paid and you know her her thing was we're not getting paid but dude who wants us to keep plugging his his.com is i'm sure he must be getting paid why does he want us to plug his.com yeah and i'm sure those girls those amateur girls all naked there's your lovely site we're can you play it so we could hear some sound you know why do i have to promote skinny blonde girls doing it but that's the thing it's like and not get paid well that's the thing when skinny girl blonde girls are getting paid so what that's what's your goal and what's your values is your goal is to get your show more notice and get yourself more notice and and that's the goal and your deal with whatever advertisement you have to deal with even if you don't approve or are you like no i don't i don't want to be associated with that you know there's other projects i can do i can back off from this and yeah you know like we're partially having this discussion because me and her just kind of had a discussion during text like i don't know if i want to do the show well i'm no i'm not yeah i'm out that's what i'm saying right like that's the thing it's like do do some mofo if you could hook us up with three hundred dollars a show we think about it we think about it we think about it right has a price on your values right so your values has a price yeah but i'm still gonna want to talk what i want to talk about true but it still has a price like you're willing to have the the link set up as long as you get paid and you can still do your show i don't watch porn right but that's what i have i already told you my reason why i don't watch porn well i respect that but then i have a photographic memory that follows her everywhere and she hates it yeah flashbacks i don't have a flashback of someone's but if you get paid three maybe you get paid like three hundred dollars or five hundred dollars for that advertisement you would take it right you'll still do the show and advertise that porn if you just got paid right yeah but then i have to make sure some other stuff is everyone being fed and clothed are they not being trafficked you know are they human trafficked people are they you know are they teenagers or are they over 18 so then there's all these other questions that i had to ask so there'd be major like concerns with that kind of stuff well that that's that's the point where it's like okay it doesn't match my values i cannot walk i cannot change the show but i cannot be there how am i gonna contact all those skinny girls and say you know did you and i just came but how no offense no offense mindy oh my god are you saying i look like a porn star mindy anna is a very lean cuisine oh but blonde lady you got the the stuff in the trunk you got what the boys want that's true the brothers what i would say um for your your value debate though one thing is think of it as it's an experience to grow you're building your audience you obviously have a really good radio voice you're witty you're funny you're just you're just you're just you're just you're just you're just you're just starting and even with like music when you just start you don't get paid but then once you start getting building an audience and there's a demand for you that's when the money comes in yeah we'll get drink tickets but are you really willing to do that let's tell jeremy we want drink tickets we want drink tickets and chips we need some more fruit in this place twizzlers we need but are you willing to deal with you know you know with things you don't agree with obviously right now but then right now miss t you know she's already 50 she's already like no she has she came up in a christian household i always say there's always other opportunities if it goes against your values you know what i mean no that's what i'm saying oh okay because with skid row there's other opportunities that those other the other shows are gonna have but then i'm gonna be or we're gonna be classified because we have sexual contact content content i think you can't judge it just based on the content based on one show based on that one i think that there's different different shows no we're judging it on the mofo.com on the advertising it wasn't really about that oh the advertisement yeah because the chick would crack me up okay that was fine no but not all advertisements are necessarily porn related but it's that particular that has to be said it's just like you have to you have to plug the station and is it like he's our connection we don't even know if he's listening right now sorry we never met you in person so please don't take he kind of runs the channel by bringing outside podcasts to the channel so he's like the middle dude so why can't we get to them another way i don't know but this is um the producer he wrote to me because i i said well we're having different thoughts because we found out what mofo.com is and he mentioned that he didn't he never even looked at mofo.com he didn't have a clue what it was this is our producer um he completely understands if we don't want to do it and he he admires us for our convictions it's not a problem at all our motivation is to get listeners and being broadcasted to six million listeners is a good way to do by no means do i want to compromise my personal values to do so this is nice that he wrote all this though uh let me know how i feel he assumes mofo.com is just porn which regardless of how he's doing it's not a problem at all he's not a problem at all he's not a problem at all is just listening to the benefits of listening to the benefits of listening to the that may be is part of the sexual spectrum. I would consider this to be an opportunity to really get your ideas out in front of a wide audience. I see you as being passionate about certain topics and that's when you're at your best. You would be a rabbit amongst the wolves. That's him being a poetic. Okay, I just wanted to read up to that part. That was a kind of good little thing because if we did stay with this, I would be a little rabbit, little baby rabbit. I'd be like a little baby kitty. I couldn't handle all those pervs calling in. These people are constantly listening to perv radio and then suddenly you guys show up and you're talking about relationships or you're letting them know what that yellow discharge really means. You might be helping someone. You might be saving a life. Oh, yeah. And I'm also fucking bursting their bubble. Catching their herpes before throwing theirs. That's true. I agree with her. I'm like, even if it's like an audience that's unexperienced, it's still like, what does it mean that it's not going to be one person that's like masturbating? It's like, oh, I should really go to the doctor, man. That shit ain't normal. She's right. I should check this out after I climax. Now I know how Dr. Drew feels. Because I was like always wondering, why does he always seem like a nail? He's still fed up with all the bullshit probably. He's been doing it for like how many years? 20? I'm thinking 20. There's probably a lot of fake calls too. Yeah. Yeah. Like again, another herpes. Can I get like some weird thing? I can't examine you over the radio. That was so flat. Can I get someone who like question about reverse, you know, vaginas? That would be an interesting topic for Dr. Drew. Reverse vaginas. Like the uterus is reverse. I've heard I'm falling out. Like the uterus is reverse. It's backwards. Huh. That would be interesting. Not many cases on that. Is that true? I heard of one individual that's had a, no, two. Well, one, two. I saw an interview with a lady who had two vaginal entrances. Yeah? Yeah. And she didn't know she was awkward until like after having sex a few times and someone asking her something about it. Which one should I put it in? Yeah. Which one? So she had one, two, three. Wait, she had three big holes and one little urethra? Yeah. Like she had like two vagina holes side by side. You could do her in either. Side by side. Oh, cute. Very nice. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I met a lady who had one vagina, but two cervixes, two uteruses. Holy crap. Wow. She's real cute. Wow. She's real cute. Nice. That's your description. Well, that's going to be my response to everything because, you know, we always interpret. What happened? Does it air? Radio's out? No. That sound is gone. Did you turn off the fan? So why are you saying she's real cute? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, because that's my. Oh, because people always imagine people with like abnormality, abnormalities. Oh, man. Abnormalities. Yeah. Abnormalities. To, you know, look like they're like. A circus freak. Yeah, exactly. So I just like responding with, you know, this person is really cute. You know, she could be your best friend at high school. That's true. I know a guy who had, I knew a guy who had three balls. I met two guys with three balls. Three balls? Three balls. Really? Did you see him? One of them. Saw one of them. The other one. You saw one of the balls? The other one I saw. You saw one of the balls? One I saw. No, no, no. Two of the guys that had this condition. One I saw and the other one I touched. And there was like three balls. Testicles. Yeah. Oh, three testicles and one scrotum sprout. Scrotum pack. One sack. Three balls. Hey, can I play a song? So I could just like have a drink or something of water? You can. Yeah. What are you going to? This is Sleeping in the Wet Spot by Red Ants. Okay. That's not my boyfriend. He popped a rod. That's me? Yeah. That's all how big it was. I said, oh my God. We caught it. Dude. Man, it was hot. It's like getting hot. There is. Right? I know. Supposedly there's like a storm in here. I'm like, what kind of storm? A desert storm? Yeah. Dude. You're looking more sleepy because it's so hot in here, I think. I'm like, I feel exhausted. Take a nap before I ride over. Yeah. Ice cream! Right. Oh! Now you girls out there You can't believe My man is cool And sex is great But there's just one thing That I hate I got the whole Wind up through with my face Sleep in the wet spot Sleep in the wet spot Sleep in the wet spot Sleep in the wet spot again Sleep in the wet spot Sleep in the wet spot Sleep in the wet spot Sleep in the wet spot again We'll be right back. We'll be right back. 893-9562 if you ever listen to us live. You can call us. They're there. Give us a call. We know you're there. Just give us a thumbs up. Just don't masturbate. Just add us on Facebook and hit a like. You know? Let me know that you a like. Yeah, so with squirting. This is her thing. I want to play another song. But I'll play next week because she was going to give us squirting lessons. No, just kidding. You don't have any squirt sounds. No, just kidding. She had tips because our friend last week our friend Dee Nibbles was talking about how she's unable to squirt. And then we were both giving stories, right? So tell us about squirting. What is it? And you have exercises in order, you know, if you're a lady. So this is what she does in the office when she's sitting down. Now there's ways to find. Oh, we got to call her? The G-spot. Hello? Hi. Hey, what's going on, ladies? What's going on? Hello? I'm listening right now. And you guys sound really cute, you know? Do you know this guy? No. I feel like touching myself. I thought because he's your boyfriend. No. Do you know this? No. Where are you? Where are you calling from, Colin? Oh, we got a whacker. I'm calling from the 110 freeway. It's Tony Trejo. I'm checking off right now in the 110. Traffic is heavy right now. Oh, okay. Keep those hands on the wheel. I know who it is. Listening to the sexy guy talk. Aw. Well, thank you for listening and giving us a thumbs up. Just think of my voice when you're doing that. Think of my voice. Your show make me so horny I check off. He sounds like a dog. I think he's speaking to say Sander from Pinata. I check off every Wednesday night at 9 o'clock on Skid Row Street. Thank you for calling. Remember, we're going from 10 and 2 to 9 and 3. Hands. You just made our... Do me a favor. Pinch your nipples. That's what I was thinking about doing just now. They just got really hard. Out of it, it makes me horny. What is that dog? What's his name? So we're going to pinch your nipples. You want to talk about Chihuahua? No, no, no. You got to pinch your nipples there, Mr. Warner Brothers. You got to pinch your nipples there, Mr. Warner Brothers. You got to pinch your nipples there, Mr. Warner Brothers. Oh, I got it covered. I got to close it. Okay. So we're going to let you go because we're going to talk about squirting right now. Okay. Okay. That's cool because I'm going to squirt and my exit is going to happen. I should probably eat. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Take care. Before the exit, dude. Be careful. Oh, I'm about to climax. Oh, yeah. Before you exit. No, he sounds like the insult dog. What's his name? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It was Jalen. That's what he sounds like. Okay, thank you. So, on squirting, your accidental experience, you were telling me, right? Yeah, it just hit me in the, like, I think it hit me in the G spot. It hit me in the G spot. I was, like, but I was, like, already, like, having a fun time. Um, before, I think I was having some almost, like, O's before. So, you were having some before, right? Yeah, I was having some before, and then I grabbed on top, and I was like, yeah. I rode the highway, and yeah, and that was, rode the highway. That's what I was telling D-Nibbles. Like, first, to find it yourself, I think. No, but tell us what squirting is. What is it? Is it a female orgasm? Yeah, female ejaculate. It's orgasm with female, with ejaculation. It's a type of female orgasm. Yeah, when it's, like. It's different types. Oh, yeah. They studied the fluid, but they couldn't really determine if it was urine. But you can't really tell what it is if it's prosthetic, what do you call it? Like, PSA was in it. Like, so a little bit of prosthetic, I'm blanking on the word. Juice. Whatever, juice. Or slash urine or something. They're not even sure. It's a lot more watery than urine. Yeah. But it feels good. But it feels fantastic. And you squirt too? Dude, I fucking wet the bed. Like, it's no joke. Okay. Like, I have to apologize to, like, you know, the guy that does it well, you know, because not many of them can do it. But I have to apologize. Sorry, I'll wash your sheets, man. Sorry. See, but I was talking about this and saying, do you think it's, is it the guy or is it you being comfortable with the guy? Is it his technique or you being more comfortable with whoever you're with? Maybe a little bit of comment, a little bit of column B, a little bit of column B, maybe. Maybe a little bit of both. It's not exactly all you. Because you said it's not with everybody. No, it's not. It's not with everybody. It could be a mixture of technique. It could be a mixture of, like, if you're comfortable, you know, there's guys that I've been comfortable with and can do it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And there's other guys that, you know, it's been both, you know, so I think it's a little bit of both. Mm-hmm. I think it's not just black and white. And you've always been able to? Uh, well, when it first happened, I was surprised. I was like, holy shit. That's everyone. What is that? That never happened. I discovered this. I don't know if it's you and I should thank you or just my self-discovery. Yeah. You know, so it was, yeah, it was a found discovery, but it was a nice one. So, so Ms. T. Over here. So ladies, squirting feels good. It's fantastic. It's great. Mm-hmm. So tell us your little technique of if you don't know how to squirt or if you haven't, how do you train yourself? Yeah. I was telling, like I was saying to Dean Nibbles last week, I was saying, explore by yourself first. If you haven't, get a vibrator, invest. More than $20. More than 20 bucks. That won't die on you. Make yourself come first, like whether it's clitoral or whatever, and then try with a vibrator or fingers if you want to. To use it and aim for the G-spot. Okay, wait. So make yourself orgasm. First. So you're really, really. So instead of going to sleep afterwards. Instead of going to sleep, keep on going. Really? Yeah. Aw. But I'm tired. I'm tired already. This is what happens when working girls work overtime. So it is work. It's work. It is work. You do have to work for it. Sorry. It's work to work. Well, yeah, you have to find it initially. And then it'll be a lot easier. First have the orgasm. Mm-hmm. Then make yourself keep going. Clean. Oh, so then internalize. So basically put it. Put it. So make sure it's clean, ladies. Beforehand. And then angle it towards your belly button. Towards your belly button. Yeah. The G-spot area. It's not that far in. You'll feel it. Oh, but didn't you talk about something about going to the restroom first? You can, to get the sensation of it, you can have, make yourself, you can have like a full bladder. Uh-huh. And come first. That way you'll have that sensation. Then go empty your bladder after you come first with clitoral. Then go back and do it again. Oh, that's so tiring. Okay. It's like, okay, step one. Okay. Step 15. Okay, drink a cup of water. And then it'll be a lot easier afterwards. Go to the restroom and pee. Mm-hmm. Then put, insert the vibrator inside of you. Or dildo, whatever you choose. Uh-huh. Probably a vibrator, because why are you going to spend over like so much money on one that's just a dildo and doesn't vibrate? Right? Whatever's preference. Yeah. I'm an anti-vibrator. You're anti-vibe? Yeah, because then you lose the feeling. You can. You can go numb if it's too strong. To me, it's. Too much. You mean if you play with them too all the time? Yeah. Yeah, I had one that was good. I'm not lying. That is a good question. I was a little addicted for a little while. Uh-oh, hello. Wake up. Right? Yeah, that's true. So, okay. You have success, Mindyanna? Or? With the squirting? Squirting. Oh, yeah. You know this girl's a squirter. So, do all girls squirt? Like, do all girls have the. No. No, I mean, do all girls have the capacity or the potential? The potential. I think they do. Yeah. I think not everyone. I think not everyone can reach it, though. Okay. I think everyone. Some people are too tired of investing their work. Tired of just talking about it. No, I think we're all equipped to squirt. But maybe they're penises that they're, like, married to. No, it's not even that far in, the G-spot. Yeah, that's what they say. No, really. It's not. No, seriously, it's not. It's actually the Hakamaren feeling until I had a bigger one. I don't know. Just kidding. I don't know. Position has to do with it, though. It's a lot of position. I think it's position. Yeah, you had to act like you're Wonder Woman. Hey, guess what? Did you? Like, you're flying. You were doing that? Well, guess what? You're killing squirting. Like, they do squirting. It's like, you have to fly. You have to fly. Stick your arms out and just fly. I don't know. Do your homework. Give it a shot. Try it at home. Okay, ladies. Self-explore. Don't feel too bad if you don't reach it the first time. No biggie. That's your lesson. Keep trying. Try, try again. There is a website. So I'm going to rip this off. Don't be a quitter. I'm going to rip this off from another TV show or another talk show because I just heard it today. Guess who hooked up? Who's finally hooking up? Who hooked up? Wonder Woman and Superman. What the? I know it sounds cheesy, but it's like, yay, you're DC. I am. You're a fan, comic book nerd. I am. Hey, that's a big thing. Why are they going to make a sexy movie about Wonder Woman and Superman doing it? I thought they already did make, they haven't made comics. No, but no, I guess apparently it's official, like in the comic book world. Oh, it's now official. In comic book world that they're finally going to hook up. What issue? What series? You mean, is it the series? The Superman series or the Wonder Woman series? Yeah, which series? I don't know. Maybe they're doing a joint effort. Oh, let me look that up. Oh, I'm so hungry. No, I'll just talk about squirting. It made me like want to get sick. Thirsty and hungry. Why are you so thirsty? Because squirt is so good. Squirt is so good. You could get diet squirt. But it gets messy. I'm sorry. It gets messy. Be prepared. Yeah, be prepared. Be prepared to enjoy. It's too hot right now. It's summertime. I don't care. That one's not me. It's love. It's love. It's love. It's love. I want to thank listeners for listening. Thanks, guys. Even if you're not calling, but I want to thank the caller for calling. This is skidrowstudios.com. 1-800-893-9562. Remember, so you could call next time. We'll catch you next week. I'm Immaculate C. We have... Ayasa. And of course, Ms. T. In the house and Indiana Jones. Oh, boy. Okay. Go have a good squirt. Talk to you next week. Bye. Unless I have cramps. Let's all time this. Let's all go home and let's all whack it at 11 on the dot. All right. 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