Hi, this is Jell-O Biafra. Which would you rather have? A pint of booze if you're a recovering alcoholic or a pint of cacophony no matter what or who you are? Speak into the mic, bitch. Say that into the microphone. Keep on rockin' in the free world, and I mean rock, not hop-punk. Not indie-poo. Not middle-of-the-road, Miley Cyrus-y dreck. You're a freak with a microphone. Oh, mama! Ugh. Boilermakers. Ugh. Boilermakers. Ladies and shitheads, welcome to another episode of A Pint of Cacophony. My name is Dan Patronil. Patronil. Patronil. Uh-oh. This is Skid Row Studios. This is 800-893-9562 if you want to call us. 800-893-9562. It's St. Patrick's Day today. What does that mean to you? Nothing. Yeah, I didn't think so. Nah. I'm not Irish. Nah, neither am I. Yeah. But there's liquor here. Yeah, we can drink. I mean, that's the best thing about it. We're gonna drink. That's good. I'm into it. Cheyenne's Irish. Is she Irish? Are you Irish? No way. I don't believe that for a second. Oh. All right. Anyways, we're playing, um, we got some stuff going on today. We're playing the Newlyweds game. Yeah. On St. Patrick's Day. On St. Patrick's Day. It makes sense. It does. It's Cacophony, right? Fuck it. All right. Fuck it. Exactly. A lot of things happened this week. We got a lot of new music, but what sucks most is Scott Ashton from the Stooges died. Yeah, that was big. So we're gonna start this bit off with some music, and then we're gonna end it with Stooges doing Loose just as a tribute. On Rodney's show, we played, like, a whole block. It was awesome. It was, like, 25 minutes of nothing but old school Stooges. That's great. I was, like, I was in heaven, but very sad at the same time. It was super bittersweet. But on a lighter note, Wayne Knight, the actor who plays Newman on Seinfeld, somebody said that he died in a tractor accident. Or something over the weekend. And he's alive. Newman lives. Alive and well. So in tribute of Newman, we have some Wayne Knight clips. We do. Later. Later on. But let's get into some music. We're gonna start off with a song called Cocaine. It's got Nick Offerman in the video by Fiddler. But first off, you know, Gordon Ramsay, we all like to cook here. And in the spirit of cooking later, we have a recipe of ours for, I guess, a car bomb. It's St. Patrick's Day. But instead of an Irish car bomb, it's a Cacophony car bomb. And Alex, you're gonna try it as soon as we make it. You're gonna be our guinea pig. All right. Yeah, you'll like it, I think. I still have to drive, though. That's okay. I think you'll be all right. Okay. I think you'll be all right. Let's hit the tunes, but let's hear some sex tips from Gordon Ramsay first. Yeah? Let's do it. I'm gonna give you some pointers for the big night. So if you're feeling adventurous, follow this. We need a really nice, robust tart. What we're looking for is a really nice, broad. What? Popular bird in the country. Flexible body. Semi-firm breasts, but quite bouncy. And then just lift up the skirt. And they get excited, so they look wet. Open up the legs. Two beautiful thighs. Three fingers. Give your hand, and almost treat your hand like a sort of whisk. Push your fingers in there, and it's nice and moist. And smelling very fragrant. And that confirms she's ready for up and down motion. That's not rocket science, is it? That's common sense. That You take some, and I'll take some There ain't no difference between the two It comes from us, it ain't from men They say it kills, but they don't know when Cocaine, running around in my Cocaine, running around in my Cocaine, running around in my brain All the colors falling out of me I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man Running around in my cocaine Running around in my cocaine Running around in my brain Cocaine, running around in my Cocaine, running around in my Cocaine, running around in my brain Cocaine, running around in my brain Cocaine, running around in my brain Cocaine, running around in my brain Cocaine, running around in my brain Cocaine, running around in my brain Cocaine, Dear, dear one I love when the day that never shines Why don't you help me, help me see La, la, la, love, love can be Why don't you help me, help me see La, la, la, love can be Now or never Your love can't be Your love can't be Your love can't be Your love can't be Your love can't be Your love can't be Your love can't be Yeah, I do believe I stick it deep inside I stick it deep inside Cause I lose Hope I'm down, down, down, down I'm down, down, down, down I'm just just just Whoa! Yeah! Yeah! I put the rap in a bit of music I went down a baby's utensil I put the rap in a bit of music And now I'll burn through your safe arm and hand And I'll stick it deep inside And I'll stick it Hey! But I'm losing Whiskey in this drink. But I'm losing It's not just beer. But I'm losing Oh, man. Welcome to A Pint of Cacophony. Wow, that kicked in right there. Got you by surprise. Yeah, my name is Dan Pachanillo. This is Skid Row Studios. It's St. Paddy's Day. Wait, I heard you're not supposed to say Paddy. Why? I don't remember. Everybody got, like, super pretentious about this one this year. Uh, I don't know. Oh, shit. We gotta call her. Yeah, you gotta call Dan. Put him up. He's on. Hello? Hey. Oh, hey. What's, what's, how's it going? Hey, how's it going, man? Oh, pretty good. Pretty good. Uh, this is the first time calling. What can I do for you? First time caller. Long, long time listener. Oh, yeah? Um, could I request a song? Yeah, you wanna request a song? What do you wanna hear? Oh, wow. Could, uh, do Alabama movies by Skate and Polly? You like that? Do. And then, uh, I'm gonna do, uh, I'm gonna do, uh, I'm gonna do, uh, I'm gonna do, uh, just do Thank this songs for you Travi boy On the radio How does it feel how does it feel? Wait wait, I just but like normally when I were like we're crashing like I'm ready to get something You just like a quest song and you like radio radio Disney. That's what you like Yeah, do you like you to request the hamster dance? Yeah, I know they have students that's pretty cool. I got a dip like I sit up like really and I will press it I'm on the radio right this is like a private thing or no. No, we're talking on the radio travel That's cool. That's cool Anyways, uh, thanks. Thanks for playing my song. Are you playing right now or no? This is any a right now, but we're gonna get to it. I promise but yeah Yeah, why don't you go ahead and tell us about your worst? story at St. Paddy's Day Well, I don't have a drunk story. Yeah You gotta have one you look You've never been drunk in your entire life. No remember I Can't think of a story though. We are Okay, let's try let's start here. Have you ever gone drunk? Like like one time like me and Dan got like like super drunk one time. Okay. Tell us that story He fell over a couch and then fought a tree. Okay No What's wrong what's wrong that happened and we're still on the radio or yes, you're on the radio No, well when I called when I called before I was When I called before I was talking to the guy Yeah, my hey, he's like his song still playing in my and he's like, but you'll call you'll talk to him right now Am I am I doing that part or is it? You're on the air, sir. You moron, man I'm not drunk Let's let's play your song about that. You want to hear your song. Will that make you happy? Yeah, yeah, happy happy Valentine's Patrick's Day everyone have a good one. Have a safe remember. We have a safe one. Don't don't drink and drive Thanks, man. This song's for you. Travi boy, Alabama movies by skating bully Bye Travis. Bye. I love you sometimes I got my teachers band from Alabama movies I got this lyrics band from Correctional Juvia When we were young When we were young And we were up the road And we were up the road And we were up the road And we were up the road And this was fun We were up the road Slow on the water Yeah, stop on your doctor We stop on the lawyers on the We were smarter Unless it's in the right Unless it's in the right We were up the road We were up the road I saw my very first dance was Bruncha going insane And I lost my head to the chaos Stained through the membrane, yeah When we were young, when we were young And we were up and this was fun Drop underwater Yeah, don't say you're doctor We'd cry for the longer Until we looked smarter Unless it's in the rain Unless it's in the rain And don't you give me a look You know that I think you adore her And I know you think I'm lying I can see that you obviously adore her And I can put your heart for her Cause this is my room and my house and my border And don't you give me a look You know I don't like that And that's what I do Ah! I've got my fiction spam from Alabama movies and I've got this lurid spam from Correctional juvie Ah! When we were young When we were young And we were up and this was fun Drop underwater Yeah, don't say you're doctor We'd cry for the longer Until we looked smarter Unless it's in the rain No! Unless it's in the rain Unless it's in the rain Dodgson! You shouldn't use my name. Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! See, nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent? Well, $750. On delivery, $50,000 more for each viable embryo. That's $1.5 million if you get all 15 species off the island. I'll get them all. Remember, viable embryos. They're no use to us if they don't survive. How am I supposed to transport them? The bottom screw's open. It's great. Oh, God. It's cool to compartmentalize. Oh, God. You got some? That's great. Customs can even check it if they need it. They want to. Go on. There's enough coolant inside for 36 hours. No menthol? No I know that's all I knew, the trouble that we get into. But that is you, I only knew it, but know that there you're dead in two. Doing things that are bad for my body. Doing things that are bad for my health. Doing things that are bad for my future. Cause I can't help myself. Doing things that are bad for my image. Doing things that are bad for my rep. Doing bad for my phone and a record. Cause I can't help myself. If our mothers only knew the trouble that we get into. If our mothers only knew the trouble that we get into. If our mothers only knew the trouble that we get into. But that is you, I only knew it, but know that there you're dead in two. Come on! just just just just What kind of beer do you like? Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Pabst Blue Ribbon! I've got a skid to hook out of California I'm going to tear it down Going out your bullshit That was bullshit by Well Hung Heart Deep Valley doing Bad For My Body And then a request for Skating Polly Doing Alabama movies It was a pleasure to actually Play them on Rodney's show On K-Rock last night It's cool to see that happen for them We'll definitely be playing them along We talked to them at Southwest Last week, it was awesome Those two girls Anyways, we're playing the Newlyweds game We're playing the Newlyweds game We're playing the Newlyweds game There it is Oh, hi guys You gotta do it I can't do the Chuck Lorre voice I can't do the Chuck Lorre voice We got a couple couples here Three to be exact Intern Cheyenne Her lovely boyfriend is here Anthony We got Charles My lovely partner Yeah, that's Alex's partner They're together We got Josh This only tells me And our friend Anna We'll get to the girls later But right now we have the boys How's it going guys? How you doing? Pretty good Everybody say hello How you feeling? It's good Happy St. Patrick's Day Happy St. Patrick's Day Decent St. Paddy's Alright, so let's do this We had a questionnaire that we passed around before This show And everybody answered these questions personally Now I'm gonna ask you those same questions That we all got But about your mate And let's see if you can get anything right Or agree on a single thing And if you do, you get a point And if you don't, you get nothing But we'll get to what happens after that later So let's hit the questions We're gonna start with Anthony These questions are regarding Cheyenne What can we do with a drunken sailor? What can we do with a drunken sailor? Let's see Can you name the other person's sexual fantasy? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Let's hear it She likes to talk about the beach a lot I'll give it to you Have sex at the beach while the sun sets Yeah She said that last time too I know That's not fair Because we've asked her that before No, technically she said to have sex at the beach in the daytime On the lifeguard tower The dogs were shitting next to them And the kids were playing in the water Oh yeah, the dogs were there It was really fucked up But we won't go there again Where was the first place you guys had sex? The first place we had sex was In her car Next to Like a little playground thing It was kind of like a park A playground? It was like a park That was just just just just She wrote six. She's got bad morning breath. Well, I guess you can deal with it, but I guess you don't get a point for that, so I'm sorry. Sucks for being a nice guy, huh? What celebrity does your spouse most resemble? That is, like, hard. What? It's hard? Pass on, pass on. You pass? No, yes, I do not know. You can't pass. You have to take a guess. You have to. I have her answer. Make it fast, Anthony. I don't know. I'm going to say Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz? What the fuck? All right. Well, she wrote Snooki, so you don't get a point either. Snooki and Cameron Diaz. It's pretty different. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So are we talking about the old Snooki or are we talking about the now Snooki? It doesn't matter. Where's the most bizarre place you have made whoopie? Me? I have to say in her mom's car, in her mom's truck. Oh. That's point three. Yes. I wonder if you guys, the other two, are going to, like, do something. This is good. You're doing not too bad. Okay. What were each of you wearing on your first date, including your chownies? Oh, I know this. I know this. All right. Let's hear it. It was, like, I don't know how to say it, but I know she was wearing a black top. On top of that, she was wearing this, like, white blouse. It was, like, a see-through thing. She was also wearing leggings. And on top of that, she was wearing polka dot underwear. Hmm. Oh. I got jeans, black panties, black tank top, lace black, and beige cardigan. That's way different. That's pretty different. You were close, like, what? Oh. You don't want to know. All right. We're going to give you three points and move the fuck on. Okay. I'm fine with that. And Joe Yerbiro. Josh, it's your turn. Uh-oh. These questions are regarding Anna. Can you name the other person's sexual fantasy? My best guess is... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. in the bathroom of Queens of the Stone Age concert. That's pretty bad. That's pretty badass, but it's wrong. She wrote in the kitchen. Very simple. Makes sense. While she's cooking for you. Queens of the Stone Age idea is really awesome, though. All right, where was the first place you guys had sex? My bed. There's a sweet part to this answer. She wrote his bed one year ago today. Oh. On St. Patrick's Day. Hey. That's it. I'll give that point to you. That's one for sure. What celebrity does your mate most resemble? Do I think she looks like? Yeah. Katie Sackhoff. Katie Sackhoff. I was supposed to look this up. Who the fuck is that? She played the new Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica. Oh, yeah, she did. She did. All right, right on. She wrote Avril Lavigne. It says Avril, but I'm guessing that's what that means, right? That's so gross. Give me a nod if I'm correct. I would never have sex with Avril Lavigne. Yes, Anna, yes. Avril Lavigne, is that what you're talking about? I would never have sex with Avril Lavigne. Why not? She's very good looking. Is everything going to be so complicated? Where's the most bizarre place you've made whoopee? I'm going to guess she said my brother's bed. No. Oh, she's freaking out over there. She wrote the floor. The floor? She wrote the floor. What specific floor, though? I don't know. On the floor. What were each of you wearing on your first date, including your chonies? So her chonies. What's she wearing now? No, don't look. Okay, I think she was wearing an olive drab sweater thing with a Clash T-shirt on the back of it that's pinned or whatever to the back of it. All right, I got blue high-waisted shorts. What? Beige top with brown undershirt black bra. And chonies. So you got one point, Josh. I feel like when they come in, maybe she can make that up for you guys. Maybe. Charles, let's talk about your mate Alex. This only tells me that I need to get a girlfriend. I need a girlfriend. Seriously. Charles, can you name Alex's sexual fantasy? Yes. What is it? It's to be on top of an elephant going through a safari expedition. No. No, it's on the balcony of a Vegas balcony. On the balcony of a Vegas balcony. Hotel. I meant hotel. You lied, dude. Where was the first place you had sex? He, oh, um. Me and you? Uh, it was at a premiere of Brokeback Mountain. No, it was at a Queens of Stonehenge concert. No, it was not a Queens of Stonehenge concert. He rode a random van. How would you rate your partner's morning breath on a scale from 1 to 10? 10. 10 being terrible. 5. It smells like pickles and onions. No, he wrote, it doesn't matter, I kiss him good morning every day. Oh my God. You come off like a fucking asshole right now. What celebrity does your spouse most resemble? You better get this, man. I'm gonna cry if you don't. A Mexican Bill Hicks. Oh, that's a good one. No. You would, alright. He wrote Danny Zuko from Greece. Very true. Very true. I can see that. I can see that too. Where's the most bizarre place you've made whoopee? In the hallway. At a Queens of Stonehenge concert. In the hallway of my parents' house? What? Alex? I've done that, yeah. The parents of her parents. What? In the hallway. Oh my God. But with Charles? No. Well, yeah. In the name of this game. What were each of you wearing on your first date, including your chonies? Not each of you. What was he wearing? He was wearing a Def Leppard shirt. No, button fly jeans, a nice shirt, and Batman underwear. Ooh, Batman. Damn. I would never wear Def Leppard. I just want to point out. Neither would I. Let's go to a song break, and we'll bring the girls in and finish this shit up. Hey, nobody got to hear what Anna's breath is like. We're about to. We're about to. They're coming in. This is the shrine. Oh, shit. Shut up. You got the touch. Take seven. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Power! Yeah! After all is said and done You never want, you never run You're a winner! You got to move, you know the streets Break the rules, take the heat You're nobody's fool You're at your best when the corn gets raw You've been put to the test but it's never enough You got to touch You think the bass is taken away from the vocal? Not really, maybe. It sounds balanced to me. It's definitely taken away from my vocals. Just take the bass down and bring up the vocals. Okay, let's do it, Nick. You heard him. You got the most... When I die don't bury me Just leave me out to rot And when the worms call my eyes The lesson will be taught When the worms call out my eyes The lesson will be taught When your walls come crashing down My battle will be fought While I live, I need to give The love that's in my heart To stay the fear that's always near That keeps us all apart Oh To stay the fear that's always near That keeps us all apart In this desperate dying world That's so cold and dark Oh my guitar solo guitar solo Just leave me out to rot And when the worms call my eyes The lesson will be taught You pompous, stock-up, snop-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole! Off my ass, ya' wee bitty fuck If I pull out the claymore, you'll shit out and look Who's that girl, that pretty young thing? After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing Aye, aye, aye Sharp in your port, and blood in your eye Aye, aye, aye The burn is strong, bring a tear to my eye Down to the pub, for a push in the nail The bread on the counter is cold and stale If I don't get some fresh bread soon I'll punch in your face, on part of the moon Aye, aye, aye Sharp in your port I'll shit out and look Aye, aye, aye The burn is strong, bring a tear to my eye Ain't got no girl, cause I haven't the time Got too many other things on my mind Party was nice, she was pale and cute But I pulled her away like a whole piece of fruit Aye, aye, aye Sharp in your port, and blood in your eye Aye, aye, aye The burn is strong, bring a tear to my eye Down to the pub, for a push in the nail Down to the pub, for a push in the nail Aye, aye, aye Got wounds in my pores, my feet are all wet Got mold in my ears, but I ain't dead yet Got stones in me bladder, got a crack in me head When the party starts crying, this is what I said Aye, aye, aye Sharp in your port, and blood in your eye Aye, aye, aye The burn is strong, bring a tear to my eye Aye, aye, aye Sharp in your port, for a push in the nail Aye, aye, aye Welcome back to A Pine Deco Cacophony. My name's Dan Patronello. This is Skid Row Studios.com. Wow. How about that? Did you like that? I thought in spirit of this joyous holiday that some people give a shit about and some people don't. That was Ween doing the Blarney Stone. And before that was The Shrine doing The Duke. The cool thing about that song is the lyrics are actually written by Chuck Takowsky from Black... Black Flag and Chuck Takowsky's sex set. That's really badass. But you know what? Now we got the girls here from the wedding... The wedding game. The newlyweds game. Cheyenne and Anna. Hello. How you guys doing? Very well. Good. Almost there. Are you guys like... Let's go over the score real quick. So Cheyenne's team, with you and Anthony, you guys are in the lead. You have three points. Okay. Anna, you and Josh have one point. Yes. And Josh... Charles and Alex have zero points. Are you serious? You have zero points. No surprise there. Yeah, no surprise there. How do you feel about your man's answers? Well, you know, I was fairly messed up, you know, writing mine, so I really don't blame him. I gotta give him credit. Why? Because you guys are in the lead? You're all, like, happy now? No, I just... Or you're, like, on cloud nine? Except for... You know, okay, I have to make a clarification. He was right. I was wearing polka dot underwear. It wasn't black. Because I was debating. I even wrote it, and I erased it. I wrote polka dots, and I erased it. Watch. No, I'm serious. Wait, how did he know? How did he know? Oh, she did erase it. See? Ha! That's trippy. But he totally fucked up on the leggings thing, because, like, the first date, he actually set one of my, like, piece of my pants on fire. On that note, let's talk about Anthony. Cheyenne, are you ready? Yes. Can you name the other person's sexual fantasy? God, you know what? I don't... I don't remember. He told me, like, a million times, and I don't pay attention. He told me a million times, and I don't pay attention. That sounds fucking romantic. Oh. Uh, I don't know. Something to do with role-playing. I have at a library. What? Yeah, sorry. Really? Where was the first place you guys had sex? He seemed to get that one right. It was in my car by a park. All right, you get another point. You guys are up to four now. You guys are kind of getting there. You guys are up to four now. You guys are kind of getting there. You guys are taking ass. How would you rate your partner's morning breath? One to ten. Ten being terrible. Uh, two to three, maybe. You got a five. That's wrong. Five? What celebrity does he most resemble? Fuck if I know. I have no idea. I can't even... You got none? I got nothing. Not even a guess? You got a guess? I got a guess. Guess. For him? Pee Wee Herman. Pee Wee Herman? That's pretty good. Pee Wee Herman. I can... I can see kind of... I can see kind of... I can see kind of... That's pretty sad. A little Pee Wee. He wrote, I look like one of the boys from Revenge of the Nerds is what he wrote. Oh, okay. That's like Pee Wee Herman. That's totally like Pee Wee Herman. Where is the most bizarre place you've made whoopee? Oh my God. I think the most uncomfortable place would be like my mom's car. Uncomfortable. The truck? Is this mom's truck? Okay, that's another point. What were each of you wearing? What was he wearing including his chonies? He was wearing that. The exact same shirt? Oh shit. Hold on. He wrote the clothes I am wearing right now except the chonies were sports. I'll give it to you. That's six points. Anna, you got a fucking own right now. Oh God. You ready? Yeah. Can you name the other person's sexual fantasy? I'm sorry because you don't... Well, yeah, let's hear it. Some sort of Elvira striptease. He wrote question mark. That sounds pretty hot though. It says question mark. That would exactly... That would exactly be it. Question mark. I'm sorry. Where was the first place you guys had sex? In his bed today one year ago. Right. That's right. You did write that. Okay. How about partner's morning breath on a scale of one to ten? Five? That's the average because he literally wrote normal three after drinking seven. Five is right there in the middle. I'm going to give it to you. That's specific. I'm going to give it to you. He's right. He got technical. Where's the most bizarre place you've made whoopee? You wrote the floor. I did write the floor because it's not a... I don't know. I would have to say his brother's bed. He wrote my bed and then in parentheses I have roommates. What were each of you wearing? So what was he wearing? Including chonies. Okay. I know he was wearing a black shirt and black pants. And his black leather jacket. I don't know chonies. I would have to guess gray. He wrote red. That's a three. Well, that's not bad. That's respectable because you're second place. You're second place. Are you ready? Alex, are you ready to talk about your man, Charles? All right. Sexual fantasy, go. In a van in the desert. He wrote he always wanted to get free. He said he would get risky on top of an elephant during a day in safari. This is what he said. For me, right? Yeah. Okay. That's a no point. All right. Okay. Where was the first place you guys had sex? In the desert. No. Behind the dumpster of Hooters in Pasadena. Before it closed, it was actually in the dumpster. Oh. That's romantic. Okay. I'm sorry that happened to you. Just kidding. How would you rate your partner's morning breath on a scale of one to ten? I'll go eight. That's wrong again. He wrote five. A straight five. Let's be honest. It's like cotton candy and Bengay. All right. What celebrity does he look like? I'm going to say John Cusack. John Cusack. He wrote a Mexican Bill Hicks. That's what he fucking wrote. Oh, that's right. I should just... I think he just like... He always says that, too. About him? You should have known. Where's the most bizarre place you've made whoopee? At a McDonald's. McDonald's. I don't know. He wrote, it wasn't the dumpster at Hooters. It was in a kiddie pool while a 16-year-old girl birthday party was going on next door. See, how was I going to get that? I don't know. You don't know that shit? Because you don't know the details of Charles. That's true. What does he roof you before you guys go on dates? Like, come on. I'm very forgetful. What were each of you wearing on your first date, including your chonies? Green flannel, jeans, some Chucks, and Superman underwear. I was wearing... I was wearing a Def Leppard shirt and he had a Journey one, but not Steve Perry period. The Home Depot dude era. Both of us were commando with camo pants. I forgot. You don't remember shit. I forgot. You know what? Let's play some tunes and we'll come back and we'll divvy out the punishments because I'm pretty sure we know who won. Cheyenne and Anthony won. You can celebrate after these songs. We got criminal hygiene doing Grady Get Angry, Poor Sons doing Cool Buzz coming up in the couch with us. That just just just just just just Your roommate's blown down Touches your door out There's cat shits in your bag Your girl won't give you head Your world's run big today I'm over everything Band is playing loud No one in the crowd Take your piss to everything They don't hate the boys too much Scared with siblings Try to kick cigarettes What's up, I can hear you I can pick it up the next day Look for a kid to play You're a kid to play You're a kid to play You're a kid to play We're playing D&D tonight. You wanna come? We're playing D&D tonight. You wanna come? We're playing D&D tonight. You wanna come? We just wanna I'm lonely Lonely I deny the war I've been in Am I going to be there? Am I going to be there? guitar solo guitar solo Am I going to be there? Am I going to be there? Am I going to be there? guitar solo Hey, this is John Dwyer and you're listening to Planet Cacophony. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We just just just just just just Spiritual experience. Spiritual experience. All right, right on. You want to pass those back to Alex? I need him. So we couldn't get a hold of Anna and Josh's brother. It was your brother, right? My brother. So I decided to, I don't know, maybe let's be a little bit nice. And why don't we just take one for the team? I brought the photographer, Joaquin. He's sitting there. How you doing? Yeah, what's up, dude? Are you okay being here? Last time you were here, you took pictures and it was awesome. And then we ruined your favorite show for you. Oh, yeah. I mean, dude. I think he's traumatized right now. You look really nervous right now. You don't even know. He died. Dude, there's a cup of meat. Don't ruin it. I know. Don't ruin it. Yeah, I ruined it. Don't ruin it. It's already ruined, dude. Derek, how you doing? I'm good. Are you excited to be here? You have no purpose. I was. You were having fun and I was like, you're going to sit down and drink this shit. You guys, you don't even know what's coming to you, Josh and Anna. No. All right. It's St. Patrick's Day and we didn't really prepare. Smell it for me. We didn't have like shamrocks anywhere or some real like, I don't know, Irish music. But we figured we can make the best car bomb in town. We put our minds to it. Cheyenne, what did you put in it? I added little pieces of a microwave potato. That's pretty Irish. Some sliced carrots. Sliced carrots. That's Irish. Some paps because I couldn't find Guinness. You couldn't find. We couldn't afford Guinness. Pretty much. Pretty much. I could find it. But I just couldn't afford it. So we skipped on that one. And I got an extra ingredient from someone. Oh, no. What is, what the hell is that? I'm not sure, but it's chunky. Oh, it's corned beef hash in a can. Yeah. I can smell it from here. All right. So we got the blender here. Let's start blending it real quick. So I got the blender here. I'm just going to stick this in the cup and you guys can hear your fate. Oh, yeah. Is that a Jack in a Box cup? Oh, yeah. It's the most durable kind of cup. Are you kidding? It's the official sponsor. So I got some kind of like mess here that I'm going to have to make. They don't make it till you order it. No, they don't. Neither does Cheyenne. Yep. All right. So. All right. You're going to go first and just pass it? No, no, no. I'm the winner. Oh, yeah. You did win. You don't have to do anything. I'll take it. Please don't. You don't have to do anything. Oh, it smells like cat food. Just smoking this. Just, yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't want to hear you throwing up. Is that bad? No, that's great. No way. That's fantastic. Oh, my God. No, you just got to try some. You won't let me see you try it. You won't let me see you try it. Yeah, I'd say your breath would probably be at a seven by then. I don't want to drink it. Oh, dude. Come on. Wait, you have to drink it? I thought you could just scoop it out. It's liquefied? There's a trash can right behind you in case an emergency strikes. Oh, my. Dude, this smells like a, you know, you mentioned cat food. It's more like a cat who ate cat food and then shat it out in the most liquid form. Dude. Mmm. It's like. Yeah. That's not cool. Come on. It was great. It looks like guava. You know guava juice? Somebody gave that to me. It looks like that, but. It doesn't smell like that. Why do you guys smell it? I should have blindfolded you. I have to smell everything, dude. I'm a wine connoisseur, too. You want to swish it around and put it through a little aerator? He's not wearing green, but his face is. All right. This kills me. Make sure that girl knows I actually didn't pull out last week. Dude. God damn. That's a perfect end quote. Can't do that. Oh, congrats, you guys. You guys get props. That's our pint of cacophony Irish car bomb for you. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's. Thanks to everybody, all the couples who participated and everybody who came. Alex and Charles. You were my favorite couple, even though you didn't answer. You were the most. I don't know. Creative with your romance. I guess. They seem really real. They seem really real. More than you guys did, even though you won the most points. We're going to close that with some Tom Waits. This is off his last one. It's just called Bad As Me. Because, I don't know. Fuck it. Let's do it. I'll see you guys next Monday. Good night, motherfuckers. Good night. Thanks. Kill me. I'm on the spear. You're the nail on the cross. You're the fly in my beer. You're the key that got lost. You're the letter from Jesus on the bathroom wall. You're Mother Superior with only a bra. You're the same. You're the same. You're the same. God embarrass me. You're the same. God embarrass me. You're the same. I'm the head on the bed. I'm the coffee instead. I'm the physical bait. I'm the detective of late. I'm the blood on the floor. The thunder and the roar. I'm the boat that won't sink. I just won't sleep a wink. You're the same. God embarrass me. You're the same kind of bad as me You're the same kind of bad as me No good, you say? Well, that's good enough for me You're the reason I caught fire You're the priest of the choir You bite down on the sheet But your teeth have been wired You just get in the rain You're trying to shift You're grinding the gears You're trying to shift And you're the same kind of bad as me You're the same kind of bad as me just the same kind of bad as me You're the same kind of bad as me They told me you were no good I know you take care of all my needs You're the same kind of bad as me I'm the mattress in the back I'm the old gun in sack I'm the one with the gun Most likely to run I'm the car in the weeds If you cut me, I'll bleed You're the same kind of bad as me You're the same kind of bad as me Same kind of bad as me You're the same kind of bad as me You're the same kind of bad as me algunos That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die.