Hey everybody Welcome to the Rap Party It's a party Yes, that music's from Jeff Fiorentino You can listen to more of his music at jfrocks.com Or follow him on Twitter at jfrocks If you haven't noticed, this is not John Donahue I better get out of the studio Yeah, you probably should get out That was Robert, the guy that was cut out of holes He's a big seat There was a big hole in the film I'm not cut out of this I'm not cut out of this You're like the guy in The Donut You don't want to see what's going on with Ken Reffix It's actually the best part of The Donut Wow, thank you I love you As always The rest is... As always, here tonight we have the lovely, the talented He's bearded, just like me He's coming in nice and fancy We all have beards Peter Miller Always good to be here It's going to be a special night It's a special night that we've got planned for you folks out there John Donahue right now is, I guarantee, sitting on the edge of his seat Listening in anticipation of what's going on He's probably not even watching He's probably not even watching Lucky Guy But we'll get to that later We'll get to that later And we'll get to our special guest And our special guest Oh, who was it? Actually, that was a perfect segue John and co-host Alison Diamond is out in New York They're getting... Seeing friends and family But they're also seeing Lucky Guy Which I don't know if you guys know this They just got nominated for the Tony Award Right Six Tony nominations Peter Scolari He's coming up soon Yep, Peter Scolari Peter Scolari That's the big... That's who they want to see in it, right? That's who's the star? Right, right, yeah, sure, or... Or the other guy from The Zip Locker Tom Hanks Tom something? I don't know Tom Hanks Tom Hanks Which is crazy because it's his first Broadway show Amazing And he gets nominated I mean, there's like... Well, here's the thing When you have a guy who can carry an entire movie Basically by himself with a volleyball How can you not get nominated for a Tony? I'm sorry But that guy is... He's always been one of my favorite actors of all time And now he's carrying more of Toonie You're talking about the movie, Where He Crown, right? Absolutely, yeah Tom and Thomas Crown Yes, Thomas Crown I didn't know that He wasn't even in Nope And so there you go So my segue here is speaking of Broadway Uh-oh Uh-oh Oh no Yeah, our special guest tonight has been on Broadway and... Everything He's been in everything Everything Really You may recognize him from such shows as Beauty and the Beast as Chip Into the Woods playing Jack Or here in LA, you saw... Might have seen him do the musical Wicked Movies or commercials He's now got a Pepsi Max commercial going right now A Mentos commercial You may remember him from Picket Fences, Gilmore Girls, Money... I'm sorry, just under wraps We almost talked about it Ooh Yep Or most recently, this Look alive, sleepy heads I'm back Peter Pan The one and only Oh Wow That's it Wow And that's from... That was pretty good I accidentally hit the audio button on the... I'm fine I'm gonna get cut out of this Yeah, you are Very interesting I'm gonna get cut out of this I'm gonna get cut out of this I'm gonna get cut out of this I'm gonna get cut out of this I'm gonna get cut out of this Yeah, you are Where's the dump button? Yeah, we don't have it today We should've brought... I should've had John give me that I should've had my side of that Yeah, yeah That'd be great I appreciate that But that was... He plays Peter Pan on Disney's Jake and the Neverland Pirates Please help me introduce Adam Wiley Oh! Yeah! Hi, everybody Hi, good Adam It's good to be here Good, good How are you guys? Good That's more important How are you guys? No How are you? We don't wanna talk about us I am great Now that that's over No one ever asks us how we're doing again There we go No, I understand Filler man No, I understand It's just waste time on the air I get it It's all about filler, my friend Exactly Drag it out Totally, totally is Adam, obviously being an actor Yeah, absolutely And you're one of my best friends We've known each other for five years now Yeah And it's... And in that five years we have become... I mean, it really is like we grew up together It really is I mean, I call your mom and dad, mom and dad Yes They call me son Yes I sleep there, you know, on the regular I'm like sleepwalking, grabbing, you know, a brisk iced tea And they're just like... That's true, because they do They're like, Adam, what are you doing? What are you doing here? It doesn't really matter We'll just go back to bed, you're fine It's true Anyway, we always... Are you guys common law at this point or... Really, we might as well be You know, two more years I think in California I think that's what it is I think seven years is common law True Yeah So, why do I know that? You're single, I'm single Yeah, I'm single, so I'm just ready to mingle Yeah Our full line is open Right By the way Come on in Date with a celebrity We will just auction it off There you go Me, you and the Magic Castle Sounds... That's awesome That's awesome And for our callers, you can call in 800-893-9562 That is toll free Yeah, that is toll free It is Once again, 800-893-9562 I'm sorry 9562 Excuse me 9562 9... 9... 9562? Correct All right Yeah Call in any time Going on to what we were talking about Being best friends One of my favorite stories of hanging out with Adam Was we have a love for hockey and sports Oh, okay Speaking of which, you know, the Kings Oh, man I don't even know if I want to talk about that right now I don't want to talk about it I'd be happy to talk about hockey Considering the Chicago Blackhawks, my team are well underway They're really doing fantastic The Blackhawks, they look fantastic And they, I mean, dare I say They look like the team to beat to me I'm still afraid of them Penguins I mean, Jonathan Quick having that surgery That back surgery this year I mean, that's It's the same surgery Dwight Howard had And I'm not giving him an excuse It's just you can't You can't just have, you know, an off-season move Like you, you know, are young and haven't had the surgery With a name like Quick Well, you better be Yeah You just hope that it would work out that way It was based off Nestle, so it doesn't matter That was just a promotional thing Right He signed a contract with them Anyway, back to the hockey We're just going to go on tangents We're just going to go on tangents throughout the night Speaking of tangents, Mindy's in the booth again Hi, Mindy What's up, dude? We're just going to go Not much What's up with you? This is kind of weird I'm used to looking at you to my left I know You're seeing a different side of the truth I know There's a picture in your booth It's like a Zoolander thing I didn't even know you had pictures Oh, there's some fancy ones I know I'm liking it She even has a dry erase But we could play Pictionary It would be All the listeners would get it Go ahead The listeners would love it You know, it's a circle It's a circle It's a triangle Come on, people Phone in if you know what she's drawing Phone in if you know what she's trying to draw Circle Excellent You You can't You can't It's a hula hoop So back to the story To the hot story So me and Adam were at Pickwick Oh, that's right Just down here in Burbank Yeah We go there all the time We do We hold hands, sing Endless Love It's what we do I mean, common law Especially Endless Love That's Endless Love Extra A, Total Eclipse of the Heart Oh Turn Around, Brad Hatch No, it's Dan Band does the greatest version of that ever It's definitely Endless Endless Love Anyways, so afterwards, we were There was this woman that recognized I don't know It's right Yeah, we were finished ice skating Yeah, and this woman Couples only, folks Couples only Couples only And this woman starts saying Talking to this woman going, oh my God, this guy's so good He's an actor I mean, he's a dancer He's a singer He can gymnast, everything Fix toilets, plumbing Fix toilets Well, that's just because of my IBS We were talking about that actually He saves cats out of trees It's amazing what he can do Well, if I wasn't allergic, I would But, you know Oh, we have a caller Our first caller All right We need to get back to the show We need to get back to the show We need to get back to the story Oh, man This is a good story This is a really good story There's 40 minutes left We'll get to it eventually All right, hey, caller Welcome to the rap party Who do we got? Where are you from? My name's Seth And I'm from Indiana I'm a first time caller Oh, hey, Seth Hey, Seth How you doing? You sound really into it How's it going, man? Well, I do kind of a voice for radio Many people do say that There you go Yeah, you're a voice for radio Yeah You're a voice for radio Yeah You're a voice for radio Yeah You're a voice for radio Yeah Well, many of us have faces for radio You're a natural You should see the beefcakes filling up this studio right now That's right All three of us What? So what's up? How we doing tonight? Not much, you know You know what sucks? I had this girl, you know First of all, I'm an atheist There you go And this girl She totally fucking dumped me What? She was like For real? You know why she dumped me? You don't know why Was it because of I think I have a clue She's like, I don't like you because you're an atheist And I'm like Wow Damn That's what you get for picking up on her on Christian Minkle I mean, just don't do that That should have been a dead giveaway That's how me and Adam Yeah, I mean, that's what That's how we met, right? Yeah, that's how me and Adam met I thought we met on blackpeople.meetup.com That's the only one that's on mine I mean I'm only on meetbadpeople.com That's the only one that I use And then the dude's like I met her at school prep And like, I'm like I'm like, I'm like I'm like I met her at school prep And like, we dated for like a couple months Right Right I'll tell you She All right I mean When I She told me later I was like You didn't tell me this even when we broke up Man Wow All right, Seth Well, all I'm gonna do is tell you, man just to believe in the Lord And you'll get right through this Okay, buddy? You know Fuck you This will get you to the other side All right All right Well, Seth Thanks for calling That was fun That was That was something else He might have gotten the wrong show or maybe the right show You know I think he was looking for Loveline But I don't know This was Oral Stimulation Wednesday night Skid Row Studio Mindy, do we have another caller? Is that Seth calling back because he pissed at me? Hey, caller What's your name? Where are you from? Robert Yes Yes How's it going, man? Hey, who is this? It's Josh Hey, Josh Wait, Josh Josh from Afghanistan? Josh from down the block? Yeah Yes, yes, yes Hey Hey, Josh Hey, Josh from Afghanistan One of my favorite callers How you doing, man? I'm doing well, man Just hanging out You guys staying safe? You know, as best as we can As best as we can Yeah, thank you Thank you for what you're doing for us We really appreciate it because none of us in this room are brave enough to do that You're welcome Yeah, seriously Robert's kind of brave That's true Robert's the bravest of us all I mean, if you know if there was something click a clatter in the middle of the night I'd probably I'd probably I'd probably When we got here tonight I'm not gonna lie He actually He jaywalked I did That's brave Have you ever tried to jaywalk in LA? I mean, come on I was pretty impressed with him I thought that was a big step Stopped a car That's awesome He looked like With my mind A little bit like Frogger in the video game It was a little dodge and go He was adding quarters just to random meters Yeah, I was wearing green Hoping that he'd get more lives It was weird It was weird Josh, you actually You know Adam You should see him at work for Halloween Horror Nights He looks like a beast I agree Yeah Yeah Halloween Horror Nights There's a theme going on Halloween Horror Nights is my friend Oh, I love Halloween Horror Nights You've done I've been doing that since 2008 Yeah And you know love to be a part of the family of that is called the Chainsaws You know last year I talked on a mic for a little bit and did some magic and salted people but you know saw his family with me so That's great I felt bad because What's up Adam? Yeah This is Josh from Kickball Josh Thomas Josh Thomas Hey man Wow This is all coming together How you doing bro? Why didn't I'm doing all right Did you Facebook me? Did I Facebook you back? I think I did I think I Facebooked you back Yeah, a little while ago but I haven't had too much Josh played on our Kickball team and he He was our token He was? So it was Yeah Why did you still ring him? Yeah What? Are you guys Are you guys Are you guys fighting right now? What's going on right now? Are you guys on a covert mission about to go raid somewhere? Josh, as I was saying Dude, you need a You need a deck of cards out there Man At least a deck of cards Just to I do However Let's just say If You sent them to me They wouldn't take their time That's true I think we're losing you, bud Yeah It sounds like we're losing you a little bit Man Something about not having fun Yeah, I don't know I can't believe they don't have good phone connections there in Afghanistan I don't understand To get you through to our internet Can you hear me? Yeah Yeah, yeah We can hear you It's just kind of choppy Oh, yeah I said Let's just say If you sent them to me They wouldn't get here in time They wouldn't reach me Oh It's getting close It's getting close It's getting close It's getting close What is getting close? I'm so confused Are you Are you coming home? Yes Dude, that's awesome That's awesome That's what we're getting at That's great That's awesome When do you come back? Unfortunately, I can't say an exact date Oh, okay Yeah, one of those We'll say early next month Yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry Last month Yeah Awesome Dude, well, we I look forward to your return Yeah I miss you, dude We'll have to get you on the show, man Yeah, for sure We should bring you on the air Indeed You're famous on this I'm famous Good Good I'll actually be home in California Around August Nice Awesome Sweet, buddy That'll definitely be around That's awesome Please continue to be safe, dude I'll definitely be back So, you know, I do my best. I have my best. It'll be interesting to actually get down and sit down and talk to you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm sure you've got a lot of stories, man. I'll be never seen before. Yeah. A lot of stories. Well, like we said, we appreciate everything you do. I've got to go take a flight, so. All right. All right, buddy. Thanks for calling again, man. Thanks so much for coming. Good talking to you, Russ. We appreciate your time. We appreciate your voice. You're welcome. Talk to you later. Later, man. See you, Josh. Bye. That was awesome. Isn't that awesome? Dude, I can't believe Josh called in. Like, that was, I was just talking to him. I love that you know him. I was talking to him. Yeah, I was talking to him on Facebook. Yeah. And I was just like, hey, man, how you doing? You know, you being safe? Like, what do you do out there for entertainment? And he was like, we were Facebooking back and forth. And I was just like, oh, dude, because like, it hits closer to home when you have, when you just like are friends with, you know, someone that just goes over there. Yeah. And I've got a couple friends, one of which we know, Thomas, is being deployed. Yeah. In August. Oh, man. Yeah. It's just. Josh is coming back in August. And Thomas is leaving. And it's just like, you know, I just, what they do is something I could never do. So, you know, it keeps this going. You know, they're fighting for us doing this radio show. So, it's just, it's fantastic what they're doing. So. Yeah. On a lighter note. On a lighter note. Remember the story we were talking about? I have no. It's been so long. I mean, that was like 15 minutes ago. Yeah. The ice skating. So, we were at Bigwig. Yeah, we were at Bigwig. Ice skating, not bowling for once. No. So, this woman says, you know, saying how great. She looks at me. She goes, isn't he just amazing? And I go, meh. It was the funniest thing. That was like literally the funniest thing that I've ever, ever heard. Yeah. She gave me this look of like, I will set you a fucking ball. It's like, I have a shrine built for this man and him. Literally. In my closet. Because I think she saw like Pizazz or something, right? It was the last time I saw her. Yeah. Yeah. Which, if you guys don't know, I was doing a musical written by Milt Larson, who's founded the Magic Castle. Yeah. In Hollywood, which I'm a member of because I'm a professional magician as well as an actor. That's right. And. The elusive and exclusive and illustrious magic. Yeah. And so, she had seen me in that show. And then I saw her when I was doing Cradle Will Rock for the Blank Theater Company. Yeah. For Daniel Henning and Noah Wiley's theater company. And I came on down. She saw the show and was like, oh, I saw you at Pickwick. And I was just like, you know, I have to text Robert because he's going to die when he hears that she like followed me. Yeah. To the show too. But I love that. I love that we'll carry that story. And you know, I hope she comes and sees like every show ever. I hope she's listening now. I do too. That'd be rad. If she just goes. If she could call in. If you were listening, please call in. If you were the lady. Extremely healthy relationship. Yeah. 800-893-9562. Please call in. That'd be great. And speaking of magic, you were actually, like you said, you're a member of. I'm a member of the Magic Castle. Yeah. I'm actually an award winner there. I'm a recipient of the Carl Ballantyne Award, which is an award for performance. It's great. Carl Ballantyne. Old school vaudevillian magician, comedian. And I actually, the day after I won the award for the Carl Ballantyne Award, I ran into his daughter in an audition. She was like playing. She was playing my mom. That's really bizarre. And she was like, oh, you're a magician. My dad was Carl Ballantyne. And I was like, what? I have this crazy story for you. That's amazing. And it was like, and now she's on the board. Wow. And it's just, it was, it's a fantastic little story. Much better. But also, I am a professional magician. I actually have a project that I'm working on as a magician and as an actor and a writer as well. And it's a project called Wand Wars. We are doing two shows. We're doing a reality show and also a magician competition show that's kind of like chopped for magicians. We take two magicians every week and we put them in a situation that will not only push their magic forward, but will also be challenging and show everyone that what real magic is. And that's what you're going to find out. And you're going to find out what the magic kind of, kind of is like and how the creative side of it works. You know, and it's really fun and friendly and viewers can suggest the type of challenges we do. The live audience gets to vote for who wins and it's going to be www.wandwars with a Z. So wand the way it's spelled w-a-r-z.com. The one with the S is a totally different website. Yeah, it's completely different place. And you're going to find Harry Potter stuff and that's not going to make you happy. You'll see Peter with a mining gun. But you're going to find Harry Potter and I'll be like, you're going to find Harry Potter. You're going to find Harry Potter. You're going to find Harry Potter. You're going to find Harry Potter. And King Elphabeth and stray dogs. And it's just weird. It's just awful. Please don't go to the wand wars with an S. True. But anyway, go to wandwarswithaz.com soon and we will have the first episode up and running. The reality shows actually six of us, six different magicians and I co-created it with David Bonfendini who was Rockstar's official magician and has done a lot of great things a fellow former actor as well who's been on a lot of ton of stuff. And.. My question is, can we get Peter on the show? Absolutely, we can get Peter on the show. Probably as an audience member because you're not a magician. But, you know, I mean, you can still come on the show and have at it. Hey, guys, we have another caller. We have another caller. What? Hey, guys. Hey, what's your name and where are you from? It's Alicia. Alicia from work. Hey, Alicia from my work. Not your work. My work is. Oh, technically. Hi, Alicia. I mean. Hi. Hi. I just wanted to let you guys know that Katie scored. Oh, yeah. What does that make the score? I don't even have it on. Oh, you know what? Hold on. Hold on. I've got something for this. I've got. Bulls won. Advancing under the heat. Oh, good. Good luck with that, my bulls. Alicia, how are you doing? In Los Angeles. What? How are you? You've been up since like 3 in the morning. I have because I did the walk for melanoma for the Melanoma Research Foundation today on our back walk. Yeah. That's the sound. Of the horn for the Los Angeles Kings. Yes, I'm that much of a hockey geek. That is awesome. I have that on my phone. I thought a train was actually about to come through the studio and I got under the table. I'm actually, Alicia, I'm wearing my Kings pendant necklace because it's the plans and I have to. That's for our viewers that are watching. Yeah, right. I'm just telling you that I'm wearing that. John Donahue is not going to be happy with the level of sports that is being talked about on this show. You know, I watch sports 24 hours a day. That's me. I know. Yeah. He is going to be very frustrated with us. He is going to be like, no sports. I don't understand sports. I don't get them. Hockey, that's the one they play on horses. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Well, that's what my dad says to me. I was raised by a single father and my dad doesn't watch any sports at all. Oh, no way. And I'm like the cutest hockey fan ever. How did you get into it? My ex-boyfriend. Oh. See, that makes sense. Always an ex-boyfriend. See, everyone asks me. I know how Robert got into it because he was born in Canada. I mean, it's just in his blood. I'm Canadian, yeah. Yeah, eh? Ben. And drinking a glass of maple syrup every day. Yeah. I mean, that helps a lot. I actually got into it. I'm, you know, Southern California. I was born in San Dimas, raised in Claremont, and still grew up as an Ontario Jet, actually. San Dimas high school football rules. You know what? Yes. I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry, I just had to say it. Yeah, you had to say it. It's either that or, you know, excellent. That's one of the two. Robert? Yes. Robert, you should just be happy that I didn't run you over with my golf cart this morning. Yeah, you were kind of crazy. I'm not. Were you drinking on the job again, Alicia? I was half asleep. I hadn't had my coffee. That is a problem. Yeah, it happens. It was 6.30 in the morning. What do you expect from me? I don't... Sleep? I mean, like normal people. So is this your confession at 6.30 in the morning? Is she going to be right now? She's going to murder me when I get back to work. From playing Halo too much. That's what she's trying to say. Well, thanks, Alicia. Thanks for calling in. Thanks for the score update, Alicia. Thanks for the score update. Yeah, we appreciate it. Let's get more of those. I'll see you at work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll see you this weekend. All right, Alicia. Alicia, just remember... Alicia, all right, Alicia. Remember, Alicia, that the Lord is with you whenever you are, okay? Thanks for calling. Okay, I'm Jewish. So, some of my Alicia, but don't worry. You obviously haven't been listening to the show. We have the wrong viewing company. I know, right? I'm listening. I heard them. All right, well, hey, thanks for calling. Wow. Shalom. Mazel tov. Fantastic. Holy crap. That was a lot of calls so far. Is that... Wow, we are... I'm tired. I'm tired. This is awesome. We're going to go ahead and take a five-minute intermission at this point. Hey, Mindy. We're going to play a little ambient music. Hey, Mindy. Hey, what? Hey, how are we doing? You guys are doing great. Am I better than John? Oh, man, don't put me in that position. Yeah. What position would you rather be put in? Oh, wait, that sounded awful. I love everybody. Thanks, Mindy. Right now, I'm dealing with Jeremy in the technical side. Oh, I see. Yeah, why isn't Jeremy here? We love John. Hey, John. Don't worry, man. Because Jeremy's off partying somewhere. You are. Hey. Every time. Would John... Like, you know, what was it? WWJD. What would John Donahue do? I don't think that... I don't think that's a... I don't think that works as well. WWJD. No. No. No. Keep trying. Jdo. Jdo. I don't think that's... I don't think that's good. No. Speaking of... John Donahue. I have no transition for that game. No, actually... Are you seriously still trying to finish this pick-wick by skating story? No. No, that one's... That one's... Are we going back to that still? Speaking of John, do we have another caller? Please be John Donahue. Holy... Yeah. Better than me. Oh! Oh! Put out the cigarette! Oh! Oh! Put out the cigarette! We are kind of red-handed. Ladies, ladies, get out of the studio. Dad's on the phone. Hey, John Donahue. What's up, John? No. What? No. No, you're not... I'm not better. Maybe it would be no when he asks you that again. True. No. What was the question? The question was... You say it in a sentence. Am I better than John Donahue? And your answer should immediately... Before he finishes the question, no. Hey! Don't F up. She hasn't been trained, obviously. Well, you got it, John. You got it all wrong. I said... I've only been in the universe for 12 hours, but I'm already angry. You know what? You're changing the intro every week. Yeah, good job on that, by the way. You didn't... Nobody has that intro. That is a very hard thing to do. Hey, you know what? It's the only intro I've ever heard. John, can you recreate the intro? Can you recreate the intro that you sent in, but we didn't get to hear? You created me so much stress today. What happened with the intro? I wasn't listening. Nothing. We had to play... Well, it went off smoothly. It would have sounded wonderful, but... We had no... It was technically the outro. We had no clip. And it caused a bunch of technical issues. It shut down the entire studio. We are... Well, guess what? I have a clip next week. I'm actually bringing the game Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... Cabernet... I knew you were going to do recruiting while you were there. How's New York, John? New York is great. I spent the better part of the day walking. Well, I mean, that's New York. Anybody in California is very foreign to that concept. Walking? What is this? Yeah, the urine and hot dog smell. You cannot... You'll never get used to. Well, I mean, the hot dogs are so great. You forget... You forget we're at Skid Row Studios. Yeah, I know. But you caused that. It's very hard for me to be at Skid Row Studios and not try to quote Little Shop of Horrors. I mean, that's just... That's a great film. And show. Well, yeah. Definitely. Anyway. I've been sort of listening to the show and I'm not sure about the sports shit. Shit. I hate John. I tried to get him off. We're going back to it. I want to see... John, tell us. How is Peter Scolari in Lucky Guy? Well, I don't know because I won't see the show until tomorrow. Oh. Did you see anything tonight? No. What's that? Did you see any shows tonight? Puppetry of the Penis. I saw a couple of hookers, but that's about it. Well, that's a show within itself. That's almost as good as a donkey show, but not... Don't do stand-up and you won't see any more hookers. What? Oh. We actually saw a magician do a card trick at this one restaurant in New York. He was pretty great. Oh, yeah. Who'd you see? He's no Adam Wiley. No, he was just walking around with people as we were drinking. You know, I was so drunk I couldn't tell if he did the card trick right or not. I didn't know. I don't remember the card trick. I'm sure he did. What was his name? Do we know? Blaine something. David Blaine something. All John knows is he also got his wallet in the meantime during the trick. He's like, it was a great trick, but I lost my shoes. I have a friend who actually does that. He takes off his own shirt and takes off. The show is tomorrow and looking forward to it. Good. Awesome. Fantastic. We will ask for a full report when you come back. I've never heard of the cast. So I'm looking forward to seeing these newbies. The what? Wait, what? This is play. The lucky guy. I don't know who these people are. Nobody famous. I'm sure. Peter Sklar. It's Broadway. No one gets famous for doing Broadway. Unfortunately. Some people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Here's a funny story. I got offered that TV show as Adam and I had to turn it down. But you started talking about sports and they got bored. They probably did not get bored. Only John got bored. Which was one of the. Exactly. What? Hey, listen. You want to be bored? Let Robert tell you about a story of holes. Listen, you guys have a great night. Hey, John. Get some sleep. Listen. What? I found God while I was here. I don't know if I told you guys that. Thank God, John. Yeah. John. Because John. John, I want you to know something. I got to tell you something. The Lord walks with you wherever you go in life. That's what I heard. Hey, Mindy has something to tell you. John. Yes, Mindy. What'd you break? I got to tell you something. You're doing a great job. Yeah. She hasn't even told us that once. He fucking gets. Not one time. Yeah. He gets fucking. And I'm in the bathroom this whole conversation. Of course you do that. I believe. Is there someone else in there with you? Yeah, is it? No. Wow. I would love. I wish there was somebody in there just being like, what the fuck? This guy called into a radio show. Oh, sorry. I've actually locked myself in the bathroom. Yeah, John doesn't let anyone in the bathroom with him. That's bad. That's a port-a-potty. That's when you know. Well, John. Next one. Listen, guys. Have a great show. Thanks. Hey, thank you. Well, we look forward to your return. I look forward to your returning me. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means either. All right. John Donahue. John Donahue. Oh, he's still here. Look at that. Yeah. Guest star action. Thought he'd never shut up. You know, John. No, I'm just kidding, John. I'm just kidding. John actually gave me a list of things we can't do. No. Did he really? Oh, no. We have to do every one of them. Is number one talk about sports? That's already been broken. That's wrong. Hold on. What I want to do is I want to say this list. There's 10 of them here. And I want callers, whoever's listening, call 800-893-9562 to tell us which one we should do first is what I want to do. I want to do things like- Yeah, let's do that. So here's the list. This is the list that he text messaged me. No making fun of John. Well, that one's done. Yeah, that was done the first 10 seconds. We barely even tipped the ice. Yeah. No talking about Larry Crown. We already did that. No goats. I'm not sure what that- That one's probably directed to me. That's like, have you ever seen, what is it, Waiting? Nope. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, that's, I mean, there's like the bat wing, the goat. Oh, yes. Yeah. I think no goats. I think I know one that. That's three kicks in the ass, isn't it? Yeah. Number four, we can't talk about Obamacare? He's really, yeah. He gets really- I don't think we've talked about that one. I think it's a black thing. It's a libertarian. Well, I mean, I'm black from the waist up. Right. So, yeah. Tea party. And Peter's from the waist down. That's a different tea party. So, I mean, really. Well, hey. There you go. No cheese in the studio. And he knows that's another one that's directed towards me. I know all these are towards you. It's directed towards me. Can't talk about oral stimulation. That's another one directed towards you. Seven and eight are brought together. No interviewing or inviting homeless people in the studio. Oh, that would be fantastic. Give me one second. Hey, guys. Sorry. Yeah, you got to go. You got to go back down. I'm giving you the podcast of the show. Sorry, guys. No. Thank you. Close the door. No. All right. And you know, a number. You just set a fire in that car. I just want to sing Rent now. That's just. Stop. No John impressions. Oh, come on. That's awful. And the last one. No dead air. Ooh. Fantastic. That was great. So, if you want us to do one of those, call 800-893-9562. Nice. And we will break the rules. If we don't come back on the show. If me and Peter are not on the show next week. It's very possible. You know why. And we don't want to do it. We don't want to do it. Yeah. It's got to be. He already doesn't like us. My list is very short. I think it was just something like basically pants I'd stay on. It was all he texted me. And you broke that. Yeah. I mean, you're breaking that now. Superman, Tidy Whitey. He's like, ah, he's so nice. But they're so awesome. I know. She's like, I want to relax when I'm here. Yeah. I want to do too. So much nicer. None of us are wearing pants. Did he say anything about his third nipple? I never wear pants. He didn't. We could talk about his. Oh, about the third nipple. His third nipple. Great. Great. Just talking about that for a long time. Great. Now, back to Adam. Uh-oh. One of the stories you always told was your mom used to dye your hair. Oh, yeah. Okay. So when I was- Do you have a good relationship with your mom? I do now. I do. I mean, I do. I do. Because after this, you're disowned. No, that's definitely not true. So my mom, every Saturday, once a week, yes, once a week, used to dye my hair red. So that, yeah, don't kick the table, Robert. Sorry. That was Robert's name on the table. Just getting very excited. It is California. We do have earthquakes, but that was Robert's name. Used to dye my hair red every single Saturday. Actually, like, Lucille Ball's hair was fake as well. Right, yeah. She dyed her hair red. But my mom, you know, at the time, red-headed kids. I mean, my hair is naturally, has a reddish tint to it. But it was never, like, fire truck red. Yeah. You know, and she used to dye it, like, red, red, red, red. A phony ginger. Yeah, so that I would book more parts. That's crazy. And I booked a crap ton of commercials. Yeah. And a lot of other stuff. You were in everything in the 90s. Yeah, I mean, Kindergarten Cop. I probably booked because of it and everything. It definitely wasn't talent. I'm just kidding. And so I used to get my hair dyed often. And actually, the guy who cut my hair, my dad was a Kung Fu Sansu instructor growing up. What the fuck is that? And it's martial arts. And actually, he also taught me some Kung Fu Sansu as well. So it was kind of cool. I don't know. I don't know if you know this, but Peter actually posted you in Kindergarten Cop. And here it is. Do we have it? Oh, I don't know. It's blank. Technical difficulties. Hold on. There it is. Oh, maybe not. I don't hear anything. This is going well. There's no snare in my headphones. I don't know how to do that. Anyways, that's Adam Wiley. Mr. Campbell, are you all right? That sounds exactly like him. I don't know what I'm doing on this computer. Mr. Campbell, are you? John didn't teach me anything. Mr. Campbell, are you all right? Further away. Further away. Further away. Mr. Campbell, are you all right? Perfect. Perfect. Nailed it. Nose. Yeah, I don't know. John didn't really tell me anything how to do this. This computer is confusing. Don't worry about it. Anyways, so that's crazy. You were literally, I mean, both of us were child actors. I was a teenager actor. Absolutely. But for me, it was really tough going into it. You've done fine. You've done everything. You're still fucking working. It's just hard because when people come up to me, you know, I love it. I'm one of those actors where, I mean, that's why I do it. I do it for the people. And I love when people come up to me and, you know, stop me. And, you know, are you the guy? It's hard though when they ask me, where are you exactly from? You know, because it's hard for, I mean, that's like that serious. It's hard for me to like, you know, tell because I do have a very recognizable. Yes. It's very unique. I recognize you right now, finally. Oh, well, good. I mean, that's from your parents' house, but that's completely different. It's neither here nor there. But that's actually like a struggle for me. It's a struggle for me. But, you know, I love it when people actually like come up, recognize me. It's such a, it's a great feeling. It's, you know, why I do it when people enjoy the work, you know. Yeah, yeah. It lets you know that you're doing something right. Right. It's like I would think like, you know, when people come up to you and they go like, oh, like you're from that. Like I would hope to think that you play along a little bit. You know what? Sometimes I do, but I feel so, I feel so bad. Right. Because some people don't say like, oh, you're an actor right away. They're like, where did you grow up? What high school did you go to? Did you go to my church? What state? You look exactly like my best friend in Idaho. You know, I mean, I get that a lot too, which is kind of interesting and fun. And I used to like play along with that when I was a little younger and, you know, less adult about my conversations. But now I kind of try to do it in the most polite way possible. I never get that. That's what I do. I'm kind of bad at recognizing celebrities. And so I never think that I'll meet any. So when I do meet one, I'm thinking like, I know you. I know you from somewhere. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Where? Where could I know you from? Exactly. It's funny because like the most common one I get is I say, well, you know, do you watch TV? Yeah. You know. Well, what shows do you watch? I watch everything. Have you seen this? Nope. Yeah. Have you seen this? Nope. Happens with me too. Have you seen this? Yeah. Imagine. Yeah. Have you ever seen Holes? Yeah. Have you seen the deleted scenes? I've just seen deleted scenes. I've never seen Holes, if that makes you feel better. Thank you. I don't even know what it is. It's actually a really good movie. Thank you. Have you seen Holes? I really enjoy that movie. Holes with an S or Holes with a Z? Holes. Because there's huge in a big movie. Now we're full circle on that. We're coming back to that. I figured out the computer. Here's Adam Wiley in Kindergarten Cop. Oh no. That does not sound like Kindergarten Cop at all. Yeah, it is. Oh my gosh, it is. Wait a minute. I hear the gurney. Wait for it. Wait for it. That's it. Breathtaking. That was Kindergarten Cop. Is that the only one line that actually... You're in the entire movie. You know what's funny is they had an alternate storyline. I, you know, there was the kid who was getting... It's that damn Miko Hughes. I love Miko. Don't diss Miko. He's great. You're a friend of Miko's. Oh, I love Miko. It wasn't for Miko. No, it was actually, it had nothing to do with Miko. It was a completely different storyline. And they cut most of my stuff out of the movie. Yeah. So it was supposed to be this, I was the kid who didn't really talk, traumatized as a child. So they thought that I was, that Dominic's dad, who's the bad guy, was supposed to be... Well, they thought it was me. Yeah. It was you. Supposed to be me, my dad. And I, all I said was, ooh, cuts. And that was my entire line throughout the entire thing. So that when I actually said, stranger, you know, when the guy turned around, it was this big reveal. And now it's just, you know, some redheaded kid saying, turning around, stranger, with hair dye running down his face. And that's about it. Miko Hughes. That's the best part about it. And then Miko Hughes saying, boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Right. And that's... You're like, I could have said my dad was a gynecologist looking at me. No, it was, I mean, that was such a fun experience. Oh, sure. It really was great. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people talk to... I've actually got to meet Arnold multiple times. Yeah. And we actually went on the set of Terminator 3. No way. And they told that, yeah, it was filmed in my hometown. And they literally were like, don't talk to him. No way. Why is that? He was in character. Like, a guy got fired. It takes a long time for Schwarzenegger to get into character. Because everyone is so different. Every character he plays is... That's true. And he's really a method character actor. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Come with me if you want to live. Doesn't anybody stay dead anymore? That's pretty good. Thank you. He really was... I mean, he's not a tenor. He wasn't even in Canary and Cop. It was just you. It was actually me as a young child. It was about a... It was just me doing that the entire time. You did a lot of the looping. I did. I did all of the ADR, actually. Which is amazing. Yeah, exactly. We know how we can use your talents here, folks. What's amazing is I think you were only six at the time. I was six at the time. But you still had that... I mean, hence kindergarten cop. I mean... Yeah. All the kids were... Some of them were in second grade. Some of them were pretty advanced. I mean, I know, right? We were getting some juice here, folks. I mean, I'm still small for a second grader, so... It's fine. Well, Luke Perry was in it originally, and then they cut him out. Right. I know how it feels. We're not selling it, Luke. It's just... It's not happening. And then I replaced him, so... That's great. And then it was going to work a little bit better. It's funny. He was... Luke was on my hockey team growing up. I was on a celebrity hockey team. Luke Perry. Luke Perry was on it, and like Alan Thicke was on it, and Jason Hervey, and... You said celebrity. Yeah. All right. These are all... All right. I mean, they were... You're talking about like 1997, 98. Jimmy Crane was our goalie. I was born in 86, so... You guys are babies. Yeah, we are. Well, I mean, yeah, I was born in 84, so... At least there was a book written about my year. God. I was born in 1947. You're my mom's age. Yeah, I'm good. Oh, I'm sorry, mom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You guys have no idea. I just gave her age on the radio. The hardships I had to go through that you kids don't have to deal with. I remember... This is the weird thing about being friends with you now, and that's kind of how I am with a lot of people, is I remember growing up and seeing you on everything. Seinfeld. I mean, everything. I mean, I have a very fortunate career. Yeah. Knock on wood. Yeah. I've been very blessed to work with so many great people and so many different things, and I've learned so much from different actors just growing up doing all these things, and I wouldn't change it for anything. Yeah. Okay. No, no, no. I mean, you know, I was looking at it when you look at your resume and everything like that, that it was just like the amount of TV shows that you were on, like, you know, from just having like, you know, just like, you know, like one or two episodes here and there, here and there, here and there, here and there. Right. And then also, you were in Picket Fences. Yeah, which was a blast. For a big run, yeah. I mean, David E. Kelly's first show. Yeah. And what a show. I mean, it was fantastic. It was way ahead of its time. I mean, that stuff, it dealt with such controversial stuff. Yeah, yeah. And it was just a fantastic show. And it probably would have done really, really well had it been starting now, which is actually a funny thing. But, you know, starting back then, it was just really ahead of its time. But such a great show. Ray Walston on that show. And also, Fivish Finkel and Kathy Baker. I just like to say that. Tom Skerritt. I mean. Tom Skerritt, yeah. Just so many, so many. Don Cheadle was on that show. I mean, just. I learned so much. That's how I learned most of the time. Most of my acting was from that show. I mean, that and Ernie Lively, which, who was my manager for a long time. Not anymore. But he also, Blake Lively's dad, by the way. Oh, okay. But he, you know, taught me everything I know besides what I've learned on set from other actors. Not Schwarzenegger. Not, definitely not Schwarzenegger. Definitely not Schwarzenegger. Interesting. Yeah, because that's how I got my acting. I mean, the muscles maybe, but that's about it. I'm looking at your IMDb right now. You have 125 titles on your IMDb. Is that what I have? Is that what I have? You have 120. You have no idea, do you? I have no clue. I have a very faint memory and I was asking you, Robert, were you not in an Oreo commercial? I was in an Oreo commercial. That was, that was, Will you still need me? Will you still feed me when I'm 64? It was a big one. Yeah, it was like the third commercial I ever did. Wow. And I was like, I really, that was like, Oh, that's a great memory. A Lifesavers commercial was actually like one of the first. I asked a girl to marry me and I gave her a Lifesaver instead of a ring. And I said, don't worry, we'll live with my mother. I remember that spot completely actually. But the Oreo commercial, I mean, dude, that's quite a memory. That's pretty awesome. I was asking Robert and I was looking online and I was trying to find it. I'm like, I really think that Adam was in this Oreo commercial that I'm getting this like memory of and thinking I'm seeing and I couldn't find it anywhere. I was not happy. Yeah, I understand. I've tried to find a lot of my like commercials when I was younger and I just can't, they're just lost. It's awful. I found an Oreo commercial that I auditioned for like a month or two ago that I didn't, that I didn't get put into that I found that commercial. Well, you know, that happens. I was like, oh, there's that spot. You have two commercials running right now. I do. I have a Mentos commercial running right now. I have a Pepsi commercial. I've also just recently did, no, not together. Because that's dangerous if you mix those two. Yeah, that's some great YouTube videos. I did an episode of Anger Management with Charlie Sheen, of course. What? Just recently. How is that? He's so crazy. You know what? He's really great. I have to say at his craft, when he's on set, man, he is just, he's a hard worker. He works really fast. He's a little A-D-D-D-D-D-D-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-D-D-D-D. I mean, the guy just constantly, constantly moving. But, you know, a diligent worker, you know, there's kind of like this air on set that seems like, you know, don't piss off Charlie and everything will be fine. Yeah, right. But he's a really nice guy. Loved my magic. God bless him. And he was just, he was really fantastic. I just think that Charlie Sheen's, you know, he does his stuff and he does it well. And he's also winning. So there you go. Yeah, that's true. He is. He is a winner. Yeah. And also, I have Smurfs 2 coming out. I play Panicky Smurf. That's right. Yeah. I was also in Smurfs 1. So this is, it's going to be great. And we have Smurfy Hollow as well, which is a Smurfs short that I'm also in. So, yeah. So things up and coming. And of course, Wand Wars. So there's just a lot of things cooking in this pot, you know. You also have Till Morning. Yeah, Till Morning. Till Morning is actually the story of how Captain Hook got to Neverland. And I play Smee. And it's being submitted to some film festivals. Our director, writer, Brendan Russo, also directed Wand Wars. I love Brendan. A fellow magician. He's great. Great friend. One of my best friends. One of our best friends, actually. And he directed it. And it's a great little film. And that's, hopefully, we'll get a lot of recognition through festivals and stuff. Yeah, yeah. We're excited about it. And you're on the magic. I mean, I think, you know, while we're wrapping up here, I mean, because Senor Adam here blew my freaking mind. Did I? Yeah. Before the show with the little trick he did on me. And he says that he has the perfect trick that he can do on the radio here. Absolutely. Live for the audience. Yeah, I mean, look. It's a real deck. While we have time, we need to do this. Do you hear that? That's the sound of cars. Look, I mean, he's just got a shuffle. If you want to participate in Adam Wiley's trick, call 800-893-9562. 800-893-9562. Let's try to get this done. All right. Quickly, though, because we're running out of time. All right. This is what's going to happen. That's why I wanted to try to plug it now. Peter, if you, just touch one. All you have to do is touch. Okay. I'm touching one. Yeah, just go ahead and... No, touch the car, Peter. Don't look at it. I don't want you to look at it. I'm not looking at it. Okay, good. I'm not going to do that. You know what? We'll start here. Mindy. Let's start with you. Get on... What's up? Hey, what's up? We're going to do the suit with you, okay? We haven't met previously before. We didn't set anything up. No. We're good? Okay. So, in case we don't have any colors. So, Mindy, what I want you to do is, let's say I take a deck of cards and I drop, let's say, half of them on the table. Do I drop the red cards or the black cards on the table? It's up to you. Red or black, Mindy. Red or black. That's it. It's a 50-50. That's a 50-50. I know. I drop the black cards on the table and I'm holding... So, I'm holding the red cards, okay? So, I'm going to take out the red cards right here and let's just visualize in my right hand, let's say I have either hearts or diamonds. What do I have in my right hand? Hearts. I have hearts and I'm putting them on the table. So, I'm going to have all of the diamonds. I need you to open your phone. Okay. Peter, just go ahead and open your phone and go ahead and go to your calculator. You can find... Do you have a calculator? No, no, no. I got it right here. Do you have enough apps? Put in a number. Don't show me. Put in a number that you can remember because we're going to come back to it. Okay. Any number. Any number that you'd like. All right. Now, go ahead and add... This is crazy. Go ahead and times it by two and press equals. All right. Let me know when that's done. Gotcha. It's great radio. All right. Now, go ahead... I know, right? And now, go ahead and add just plus 10 to it. Okay. Why not? Since we have like 10 minutes. Done. We have 10 minutes left. Exactly. Look at that. We're there. And then now, you pressed equals? Yeah. Okay. Now, let's... You know what? We'll continue with this. Go ahead. Let's say divide it by two. Sure. Okay. That sounds good. Okay. And press equals. Okay. And just for fun, why don't you go ahead and minus your original number? Okay. From... Gotcha. Do you have a new number? There's a different number there right now. Oh, fantastic. Yes, yes. So, Mindy randomly came up with diamonds. Okay. And you landed on a number. Got this better work. What number did you land on? You're ready now? Yeah. Okay. Okay. 36.5. Okay. You did... No. You failed. Yeah! Thank you, everybody. That's not even a whole number. Thank you so much, everybody. This doesn't... What was your... Okay, look. Watch. What's your original number? Nine. Look at this. Nine times two equals 18 plus... You said nine times... I love this. Nine. No, dude. Yes. Nine times... No. Nine times two... This is great radio. Plus 10. Yes, it is. No. Divide it. You have hearing problems. Divide it by two and then minus your original number which is nine equals five. Yeah. So, five... Of diamonds. Okay. So, we got this corrected. My card is still down. Yes. And I'm going to flip up my card. Mindy said diamonds. We've got five now that I learned how to do math for the first time. Yeah. And the card is the flippant five of freaking diamonds, folks. It would have been way more impressive if you would have got it right the first time. Trust me, folks. Trust me. That's crazy. It's still amazing. If you called in... I am the worst assistant ever. You're never going to get a job. Never. It's all because people didn't call in and participate with the trick. Right, yeah. That's what I think. It would have been so much better. Because I could have had someone who's actually, you know, good at math, dude. Math. That has intelligence. I'm a graduate of Southern Illinois University, Carbondale. Well, I mean, it's the LA public school system. You can't really blame him. I'm a Chicago boy. Okay, well, he has no excuse. He has no excuse. We are taught nothing but the finest of vocabulary. And there's the dead end. Nobody even called in to even try to get us to break a rule. Even though we broke half of them. What is that? I mean, we... We just break rules. That's what we do. We're rule breakers. That's what I like to do. That's pretty much it. So, my brother got promoted. He works at a place called Sky High Sports. And that's a trampoline park. I've heard of this place. And I'm an ex-gymnast, so it's like heaven on earth for me. We're talking about sports again. Sorry, John. So, he just got promoted and we last night went to the casino to celebrate all of this. And I lost $200. But, I know, it's not bad at all. But, my brother won $200. And... Make it rain. We were there until like 5 in the morning. It was like, by the time we were leaving, the sun came up. It was just crazy. So, we had a good time. Wow. That's what you're ending on? I thought it was gonna be epic. No, that's all I got. That's all I got. I just played slots the whole time because they'd kick me out if I was playing with cards. I have a really fun thing. I just saw on your trivia on IMDb. Oh, no. There are gonna be a lot of weird things. Your favorite is Tom Hanks. It's Tom Hanks. Yeah, dude. This is such a friendly Tom Hanks show. This shows you I'm really Tom Hanks friendly. That's my boy. One day, we gotta get him in here. One day. You have to promise me that I can be in the studio again when you have Tom Hanks. I do have a plan of waiting outside the theater with a little bit of some chloroform and a bag. Here, here. Smell the tracks. Tell me if it smells like chloroform. I think I can get in. I think I've got this plan pretty well hatched out. I don't know. I'm gonna pick up the guy to do it. Because he's not that tall. I mean, he's like John's height, right? I mean, he's like my height. I jump on his back like a spider monkey. Which is what he did. He did a spider monkey. That's how we got up here. You jumped on my back and I had to get on the... I like to walk around at people kind of like Master Blaster from Beyond Thunderdome and just tell you where to go. That is the best thing in the world. Anyway, ideal situation. You know what? It's funny. I did go... I actually took a GoPro for the first time to like Sky High. Oh, no. So, oh, and I was doing like, you know, those flips and twists. Yeah. And that's gonna be rad footage. I can't wait for you to see that. That's great radio talk too, isn't it? Yeah. GoPro footage. Let's just get your GoPro footage for a while. Yeah, we'll just do that. We'll play that right now. Look at that. You're here. Perfect. Boing. Boing. Well, guys, we're at six minutes left. So we'll start our, you know, we'll do our thing here. We're gonna, you know, do some... Is this it? We're gonna wrap this up now. Are we wrapping up the wrap party? We're gonna wrap. I know. We didn't even get to Skeet Ulrich, who's sitting out there in the living room. I'm sorry, Matt Damon. We didn't have time for you. Yeah, that's true. They came in with the homeless people. We mistook them. You know, Skeet came in with them, yeah. Yeah. I wonder if everyone's gone, ah, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, like when he walked in. Ah. Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet. Ah, see that? Look at that. I like that. I like that. That's beautiful. We'll start pitches. Is that what you said? What'd you say? That's oral stimulation. Wait, whoa. Shipped off. All right. I'm so confused right now. I thought my mom was gonna call, but I guess she's a little bit pissed off about the contract. Well, my mom was gonna call until you mentioned the hair dye thing, so then this was just a fail to you. Mindy, Mindy, how we doing? You guys are doing great. Yeah. Better than John. It was a solid hour. Here's your dollar. And folks, if you like tonight's show, all it takes is $200. You can have a show of your own. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right here at Skid Row Studios. Right here at Skid Row Studios. Sponsor it up. Or sponsor us. Or sponsor my stoner chick show, The Hot Box. Or Mindy's stoner show. Yeah. We haven't been on for a month. I know. I know. We miss it. The Hot Box. No one wants to hear hot chicks talk about weed. Mindy, the problem is your audience is all stoners, so they have no sense of time. That's so true. They're all eating at the same time. They're like, when's the last time you listened to Mindy's show? Wasn't that yesterday? I don't remember. Oh, man. Aren't we listening to it now? Right. Yeah. That's the biggest problem. Adam. What's up? What do you got going? What else do you want to pitch? We talked about everything. We did talk about everything, but come on. Everyone needs to see Wand Wars. Wand Wars. www.wandwarswithaz.com Look out for me on, of course, the Pepsi commercial, which was on the Super Bowl, by the way, which is awesome. My first ever Super Bowl commercial. We're stoked about that. And we got, thank you, jumping out the window. Yeah. And then I've got the Mentos commercial and Smurfs 2 coming on up. Look for me on Panicky Smurf. And also, watch for me on Anger Management coming up soon. So, those things. And also, I'm also Tritannus the monster on Winx Club, on Nickelodeon. And of course, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Peter Pan. How did you even have time to come down here? You know, I make time for you, Robert. You should have brought Charlie Sheen with you. I should have brought Charlie Sheen with me. That would have been fantastic. Oh, I have a quick Charlie Sheen story. I was playing a Christian snowboarder, okay? And I was having to push my religion onto Charlie's group of people. And he came up to me and was like, hey, hey guys, yeah, yeah, you're all playing Christian snowboarders. Cool. Hey, you know what? Are any of you atheists? Because that'd be great if I wanted to do that. And then he just left. Like, you know, he just kind of, whoop, whoop, gosh. And you're like, whoa, whoa. So, I mean, that brings it full circle to the atheist comment that was like, from Seth. From Seth. Hi, Seth. I'm so sorry, Seth. Seth, if you're still listening, I hope it works out. There are plenty of fish in the sea. You'll find a good one. You, well, yeah. Speaking of fish in the sea, Peter, you got anything? What are you doing this week? Hmm. This week, I'm pretty much booked, I believe, at the Beverly Hilton where I'm going to be signing autographs out back by the dumpster. Hey! I'll be there with bells on. I'll be sitting there with my host posters. Thank you. Thanks. And then hopefully, we still don't know. I keep getting pushed off. Maybe this Sunday night is the episode you can catch me in scandals. Oh, no, not scandals. That one already happened. No, no, no. That one already happened. Client list. There you go. The client list. The back of your head. The Booker Jennifer Love Hewitt show. Yeah. Perfect. Which keeps getting booked back, but maybe this week is that episode that you can catch me rocking it out there. That's awesome. Maybe. Fingers crossed. What about you, Robert? I got nothing. Holes, too. Holes, too. Holes, too. Still holding off that. You know what? I got something for you. I'm actually also competing in a competition. What? I'm going to be in the Strolling Olympics at the Magic Castle on May 21st, which is two days before my birthday. Yeah. That's going to be... The Strolling Olympics. Yeah, the Strolling Olympics. Basically, people do walk-around magic. That's close-up magic that you actually go from table to table and walk around and you do magic for people. If you're a member of the castle, you bring friends and they all watch the magic and they can influence the member's vote and the member votes on who wins this glorious trophy at the Magic Castle. It's cool because for Wand Wars, we actually filmed the pilot episode at the Magic Castle, which was fantastic. I show up at the Magic Castle. They've been really nice. The AMA has been great to us. I show up at the Magic Castle. I show up at the Magic Castle at least once every six months dressed as Doug Henning. And do the magic show. I try to get in and I usually can get in for a little bit because I come in through a service entrance in the back. I know where that entrance is. That's so funny that you say that. It's down by the infamous Fatty Arbuckle bathroom. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Absolutely. So yeah, folks. It's been a great time. It's been a good show. This was fantastic. Thank you guys so much for having me on. We do have a few plugs. Go see the Fever. We had them on a couple days, a couple weeks ago. The Fever. Brayden Lemaster. Zach Mendenhall. Cole Preston. And Dylan Minnette. They're going to be at the Viper Room. May 7th. Oh, that's fantastic. It's a 21 and over. Yeah, it's like this week. I'm getting the vapors. They're going on at 9 p.m. Like our Facebook page. It is facebook.com slash the rap party. That's W-R-A-P party. Joe Mantegna. Yeah, Joe Mantegna. Or follow us at Twitter at the rap party. And congrats to Nico Zakuna being our 200th like on Facebook. Yeah. Yeah. Follow me. You're going to get a host poster, baby. That's right. Follow me at at R-W-Armor, A-R-M-O-U-R on Twitter. And hey. And it's Adam. This is Adam Wiley for Twitter. And also like my Facebook page as well. Yeah. Of course. Of course. Just like everything. That's a show. That is a show. You can look at my Twitter feed which I have yet to ever post a tweet on. Hey guys, dare I say, is it a rap? Oh, yeah. Oh, you did it. What? That's the rap party.