Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Hello there, ladies and gentlemen, or should I say my fellow necromancers. Did you miss me? I did. Last week I wasn't here. I was enjoying my day off. It was Easter. You know, I had to hang out with the family, the in-laws, you know. I love my in-laws, so I like to, you know, hang out. You know, they celebrate Easter, but I don't. But anyway, I love my in-laws because my own family sucks. So I like hanging out with them whenever I can, especially my mother-in-law. She's very sweet. Anyway, I hope you all missed me last week. I don't know what show they played, but I hope it was a good one. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Anyway, I am back. And you are listening to Delia's Dark Side on Delia's DarkSideRadio.com. You're listening to Delia's Dark Side on Skid Row Studios.com. And if you want to give me a call and interject on any time on my show, you can. The number is 800-893-9562. But you can also hit me up on Delia's Dark Side Radio.com. So I got a pretty good show for you guys today. And I've always been saying that I wanted. To talk about this one topic. And for a couple weeks, I haven't been able to get to it for some reason. Like I always get like off topic and start talking about things that. Weird things that I have had sex with in my life. We always get, you know, into that. And I never got a chance to get into this. This topic. Because I always go off. But now is the time. So the first topic we're going to be talking about today is. Is the six strange. Objects that people in this world have gotten caught having sex with. And it's pretty interesting. Like, you know, I've said like I like to. I used to like having sex with my dolls and stuff when I was young. But as I am older now, I don't like, you know, having sex with weird objects. But there's a few people out there that do like to fuck crazy things. And there's six different objects on here. And I've been, you know, searching the web trying to find. You know, crazy shit like this. So number six we're going to go into right now is someone in the UK got caught fucking a picnic table. Yes, I said a picnic table. And I'm not talking about like some plastic ass picnic table. This is like one of those heavy wooden picnic tables. And it says about relations between the UK and America. When the Telegraph publishes. The headline American caught having sex with a picnic table. He got caught out in the open. How does that work? Like, was he rubbing? He carved. The slits or something? I don't know. I don't know how that would work. Well, what it says here is that he carved a hole in the middle of the picnic table. Glory hole. Yes. And stuck his dick in there. Now I'm wondering, did this son of a bitch get splinters? I'm sure. I'm sure. A funny thing about this. I've actually with the Ginger show, Stevie, one of her, I wouldn't say co-host, but he comes in every week with her. He talked about how he knew a man who wanted to get fucked by a toilet brush. It reminded me of that just because it was a hole. And I'm like, yeah, wouldn't that hurt? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get fucked in his ass with the toilet brush? No, no, no, no. Imagine the ones that are round, right? Like a circle one. And there's bristles that come out. Right. That type. And he just inserted his penis inside the hole. So like how you're saying with the picnic table, feeling splinters. I'm sure this guy, I mean, this guy was like, stop because it hurts. But he wanted it. Yeah, he wanted it so bad, I guess. Did he get splinters? Well, it says that, I don't know. He didn't get splinters at all. They didn't say that. He looks very creepy, though. And you know, it's always those creepy motherfuckers that always, you know, get caught doing crazy shit like this. Was he at a public park? He was at a public park in the middle of the day. And it shows the table that he was fucking. Were people around? Like, is that why it got reported? The cops caught him. So he got his mug shot right here. Do you have a picture that you can show it to the camera? Yes, I do. Let's see here. Can you guys see that? That's a creepy looking. Yeah, put it up a little bit. Yeah, there you go. There you go. That's a creepy looking motherfucker, ain't it? Yeah. That's not cute. You have just been called out on Delia's dark side. Oh, yeah. And then there's another one, too. Let's see. I just pressed something and. Fuck. Hold on. I just pressed. I accidentally pressed something when I did that. But anyway. Yeah. I wonder what was going through his mind while he was like carving the hole. Like, I'm not going to get caught. You know, maybe the thrill of getting caught was, you know, that's a that's a fetish of people. Yeah. Some people enjoy getting caught doing nasty, crazy shit, you know, in front of people. They get off doing that. Like one time, my husband and I, we were at the beach at Santa. I think it was Santa Monica Beach or Venice. One of those very public. Yes. Yes. And it was kind of like a quiet time of day. It was very overcast and cold. And we were walking along the beach and we see this like man sitting there, but ass naked. And there were children playing in the water. He was sitting there, but naked. And we were like, oh, my God, is this guy naked? Is this guy naked? And he looked like he was stoned, like he was on. I don't know what the fuck. Like he was either stoned, like on pot or he was on some mushrooms or something. But he had this like grin on his face while he was watching these kids. And so we were like, oh, my God, what the hell is he? You know, what's going on? You know, so all of a sudden he's sitting there and he's jacking off. Yeah. And he's watching these kids and he's smiling while he's watching these kids. And we're looking at him and, you know, I can't take my eye off. We're trying to. But it's like. You know. You know, it's like a goddamn train wreck. You just can't keep your eyes off of it, you know, like a really bad car wreck. And so then he stood up when his dick was hard. And that motherfucker was big. I'm going to just say it was long. It was like it was protruding way past his fucking fist. And now and he was just sitting there. He was like hard and he was, you know, jacking off and staring at these kids. So, yeah, we eventually told the cop. I think we called the cops. Or we saw a cop or something. And we told him. And they went and got him and arrested him. Because we didn't know, like, if he was going to try to, like, you know, molest these fucking kids. Yeah. Because he's standing there. Well, and it's kind of against the law to be naked in public and masturbating. Yeah, jacking off and watching kids. That was just like, dude, are you serious? Like, you got to get the fuck out here. Yeah. That's very popular around college campuses. I don't know if you're aware of that. No. I went to UC Riverside. And I still get. I got, like, police reports about the crimes around there. And there was a guy that. There's been plenty of times where there's men that are jacking off inside their car. And I just don't understand the thrill in that. I'm so sorry. But to bash people that do that, you know. I don't know. It should be a little bit. I mean, you know, yeah, I'm crazy or whatever. But when you go to, like, just, like, doing that shit in public, you know, at least put a towel or something around. Well, it's like, what do you expect people to do when they're looking around? Like, you don't expect them to be turned on by it. Or maybe they do it because they're like, ooh, maybe there is a random person that will get turned on by this and come and make me happy. I don't know. You know, that brings me to another thought, too. We're going to get off this topic again. That brings me to another topic, too. Actually, I remember when I was in high school. And you know how in high school you do, like, the prom thing where you go to Magic Mountain or something like that. Everybody does. Yeah, yeah, grad night. Yeah, grad night. So we were doing that. Yeah. And I was sitting towards the back. And there was a man in, like, a Chevy truck, a white Chevy truck right behind us. And he was sitting there jacking off while he was watching us on the bus. And we were, like, looking at him and laughing and pointing. And I think the more we were pointing and laughing, the more turned on he got. Yeah. Wow. And now I think about that. I was like, that shit was crazy. It was like, we should have said something. But, you know, we're kids. We were, like, laughing. He pulled it aside. And he was, like, even more. Like, we're. Wow. We were laughing about it. You're some sick motherfuckers out there. So this is the next one in Sioux Falls. And this one involves street signs. A South Dakota man was arrested when a neighbor came home and he had been following a train, I guess. And I guess this 60-year-old man was rubbing himself up against this woman's pole. And it says, after the man was arrested, police found hours of tapes that were kind of like a haunted video of the ring. That he owned? Yeah, that he had. Like, I guess he was videotaping himself having sex with this street sign. And isn't it funny the way they have the street sign here? Let me let you guys see this. The little, you know, the little people. Oh, God. So. Wait, how was he doing it? I don't get how he was rubbing. Like, the street sign, did he fold it into a taco or something? Or did he just rub it? He had it the following. He thought the train was, like, I don't know. He had it, like, in the middle of his balls, I guess. Okay. Yeah. Hmm. And then he also. I guess I'll give it to how creative people can get with tacos. And then he was rubbing. He turned around and he was rubbing his ass on it, too. Oh. Yeah, kind of, like, chafing, I guess. Ouch. Yeah. So, and then the street sign says, stop having sex with street signs. So, but, yeah, these are some crazy, crazy-ass things. And you want to see what the guy looks like, too? Another crazy. Like, he looks like Santa Claus. Oh, God, no. No. Good thing Santa Claus is not real. Yeah. And, oh, I love, this is my favorite one. Number four. The bicycle. Wait, what was number five? Number five was the street sign. What was number six? Oh, it's six. Number six. I thought, I was confused. I thought it was seven. Sorry. No, it was six. Yeah, yeah, okay. Number six was the picnic table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, number four. Number five was the street sign. So, now we're on number four. And number four is a bicycle. Yeah, this is my favorite one. I like this one. A man from southwest Scotland apparently decided while looking at his bike that he wanted to ride it all night long and in ways that would make Lance Armstrong weep tears of pure terror. Clever captions. This presumably was not a problem. This was a problem for anyone until the night that two cleaning ladies from a local hostel walked in on a site far horrifying than anything Ellie Roth could come up with. A 51-year-old Scottish man, full trowel dropped, was riding a bike in a way that God never intended. How? How? Oh, and did we mention that he stopped knowing that, he didn't stop knowing that these women, these women were watching him? He kept watching. Now, this is, this is easy. It's that thrill that you're saying about people getting caught or just people in general staring. Yeah. And just knowing that someone is staring. Yep. He was caught in the most awkward situations ever. He acknowledged that the cleaners were in the room and then continued getting it on with his bike. This is dedication, determination, and retardation. Yes. It was probably backed with the thoughts. With the thoughts and the hope that today would be the day that he could get lucky and finally have a motherfucking bike orgy or something. But how he did this was basically, and it's pretty easy, and it's pretty easy to imagine. He backed, he was butt and ass naked and he, you know how the bike, the pointy part of the bike? He was backing into that and like having, letting go. Getting the- That was going into his butt? Yeah. The bike seat was going, was penetrating his asshole. What? Yeah. Oh my God. I would have thought the handles, he would have used the handles or something. Yeah, me too. Or, well, no, I think that would hurt if he had taken the seat off. And the seat wouldn't hurt. Oh, and done the- Yeah, did the whole, the- Oh my gosh. Yeah, but- I mean, all of it would hurt, I would think. But if he prefers seats, then- Yeah. More power to him. I kind of see how that, because sometimes when I get on a bike, you know, like, and you like back up a little bit, you're like, oh, okay, you know, I can kind of see that. But, I don't know, just having it, I don't know. I guess it can create a sensation, but not- Yeah. It wouldn't want to push me to do something. It's thick, and then, and I guess like when the seat kind of opens up, that's where it kind of stops. So it's not like you're going to, you're going to like, you know, rupture anything. Right, right. It wouldn't go too deep. No. I guess he was being a little safer than picnic tables or street signs. You know? Yeah, I guess so, because yeah, it's got a little point on there, kind of like a penis, so, you know. Now, the next one here, this is number three. This involves a lamp post. And basically it says, so imagine you are walking. Innocently down the street on an unusual, on a usually nice day in February. It's a few days after Valentine's Day, and you still have warm, fuzzy feelings of love and tenderness skipping through your chest. Yes, life is full of sunshine and rainbows. Nothing can ruin your day, right up to the moment you run into an extremely naked man grinding a lamp post like this, like the strip show from Hell Itself. He's just grinding a lamp post. Congratulations. You know exactly how those school children and young women felt when they encountered this exact scenario in Whitshire, England. So, yeah, I guess the man was 32 years old, whose identity has been protected for reasons we are unsure of. But yeah, basically he was grinding a lamp post. I can kind of understand that, because I used to have sex with like, not have sex, but even when I was a little kid, like, you know, I didn't pull my pants down or anything like that, do nothing crazy. But like I said, I used to hump like the edge of the wall and stuff like that, you know, just rubbing my vagina and things like that. But I don't know, like, how can you grind a lamp post when you have a penis? Yeah, I don't see that either. Me either. Maybe that's why he wanted to remain anonymous. Yeah, I don't know. Because it's silly. Why are you with someone in power? Yeah, like, you know, strippers go up and down poles, and I'm sure some of them grind the poles. When I used to be a stripper, I used to not really grind the pole because other vaginas. But like how you said, it's a girl. Yeah. You know, and it's pressing against, you know, the vagina, you know what I'm saying? But you're getting a little something-something. I would feel like I would not really be comfortable for a man. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. No. I don't, girl. Unless they're rubbing like their butt on it, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. lonely, and bored. So he did what many of the lonely and bored people on this list did and found the nearest thing with a hole in it to fuck it. So this park bench had a hole in it already. Then he saw it, a park bench with holes in it, and then he made the faithful decision to have a bit of old and go old and out with it. What's the harm? Let's see. Well, his dick got very enlarged. He got very hard, and he got stuck in that motherfucker. I think that's like the funniest thing. His dick got swollen inside the hole. Well, he just has to get soft, right? He just has to not get turned on anymore, and then it'll come out. Intentionally, when you're trying to fuck something, you got to get hard, right? Yeah. I guess the hole, he probably had a little dick. Yeah. You know? And so he just put it right in that little hole right there. So it was a hole. It wasn't like the slits that a park bench has. No. I think it was probably like from a missing bolt or something like that. You know how some park benches have like the handles that kind of curl, and there's holes. It's like a fancy curled handle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe there's holes. Maybe there's holes. Maybe there's holes. I don't know. Yeah, this one is like... I'm not trying to imagine it, but... That one looks like it was wooden. Oh. And I'm thinking he must have had a little dick. Yeah. Just put it in that little hole. And then feel that it doesn't fit. And then you get aroused, and all of a sudden, now your dick is too fucking enlarged, and you can't get out. So then the fire department has to come... Oh, no. ...and get you out. You know they were laughing. Of course. Like, man, what the fuck? What the fuck were you thinking, homie? I'm sure that's not the worst story they've had either. No. No. I remember a friend of mine, he was dating this nurse, and I was asking her, like, do you ever get like any crazy, you know, things happening and coming into the hospital? They have the best stories ever. Like somebody got caught. Somebody came in, they shoved a light bulb up their ass. Yeah, that's a common one, actually. Really? That's very common. Yeah. Light bulb. Uh-huh. Light bulb and cucumber, I hear most often. And then she said, like, two guys came in, and they had a blanket covering them, because, like, the guy's dick got so, like, enlarged that he couldn't get it out of the guy's ass. Oh, no. Yeah. What? Yeah, so they were stuck together, and they had to go to the hospital. That's so weird. Yeah. You know, the thing is, it's like, for me, logically, it just, you know, don't get hard. Get soft again. Yeah. But obviously in a panic mode, I'm sure people can't, right? It just makes them see. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Like, just calm down. Yeah. You calm yourself, and then it goes away. Think about roses or something, and not fucking them. Don't get turned on. Yeah. And you'll be fine. Okay. And the last one we have is a car. Go figure. You can fuck a car. Did he do it where a gas tank is or something? It says, probably. Edward Smith's love of cars didn't translate into a nice collection of rare vehicles or a career as a mechanic. Oh, no. He's on this list because he wanted to express his love in a different way. Now, I love the car. I love the car just as much as the next person, you know? But I've never, ever thought of fucking my truck. Okay. Yeah, I never got a chance to, you know, I don't never think about fucking my truck. You know, I love it very dearly, you know, and I like Porsches and shit like that, but I never think to, you know, spread open my vagina and fuck it. Edward. Edward was one of a tiny number of people who called mechanophiliacs. Now, this is something I need to cover on my show, mechanophiliacs. I never heard of this one before. Only about 500 of them, as far as we know. And it's just what it sounds like. They are, you know, obsessed with mechanics and they want to fuck mechanics. No. These are people that treat car. Washes like late night Cinemax movies, except instead of naughty inmate Emmett's at an all girls prison. It's seeing that dirty slut of a scion get buff, nice and slow. Just how Papa likes it. And then they show this car here and it's like got big titties and cleavage like Christine. So, yeah, you know, I never thought that's number one. Actually. I never thought. I know people get really obsessed with cars and shit like that. But, yeah, I don't think about ever wanting to fuck a car. Would you, Jenny? No. No. No. I wouldn't. No. Yeah. So. Yeah. So that's my six strangest objects that people like having sex with. So we're going to go to break and then we come back. I got some tales from the Ouija board. Ouija board. Ouija board. Ouija board. Hey, Sarah is a little early right now. Sarah is a little early right now. Sarah is a little early right now. Inside is hollow Breathe in sorrow Burn inside Nothing else to say Give me this life And take it away Burn inside Nothing else to say Give me this life And take it away Burn inside Nothing Give me this life And take it Burn inside Nothing Give me this life. Take it away. Take this life. Weegee, are you with me? Weegee, are you with me? Weegee, are you with me? Weegee, are you with me? Hey, everybody. That's my, actually a good friend of mine, Busy, and that's Bone Thugs-N-Harmony with Weegee Board. So we're going into my tales from the Weegee Board. Is there anybody out there that actually likes, you know, loves Weegee Boards? Have you ever fucked with a Weegee Board, Jenny? I'm going to be honest. My family, I believe in all that stuff. I just don't mess with it. And I don't blame you. I don't blame you. I've actually had three in my life. And I haven't really had any, really bad paranormal things happen to me. Actually, I have a story about, I'm going to share a positive story. Then I'm going to share a fucked up story. Then a really fucked up story. It's going to get really dark. So my first Weegee Board story actually happened a few years ago. My husband and I, I had, this is when I had like a glow-in-the-dark one. Because I used to have like, you know, the regular ones. But this one was a glow-in-the-dark Weegee Board. And I really liked it. So one night, my husband and I, it's on our Friday night. It's our cocktail night. You know, we like to, you know, get drunk and shit. That's cute. Yeah. We have our little cocktail night. So this was like a few years ago. Before, like, we even knew about Paula Casino, the Indian Casino. We didn't know anything about, like, this woman or anything. So one night, I decided to, you know, play with, you know, go on a Weegee Board. And so I was, you know, doing the Weegee Board. And my husband was there taking notes, you know, everything. What it was saying. So I was talking, you know, through the Weegee Board. And I asked the Weegee Board what was, you know, this lady, whoever it was, was talking to me. And I was like, okay, so what is your name? And she said her name was Paula. And she didn't spell it like P-A-U-L-A. She spelled it like P-A-L-A. And so I'm like, okay, Paula, what do you want to tell me? And she was saying that, you know, that at this time, I hadn't been dancing for a while. And I was kind of miserable. I was doing hair, working, I think, at Supercuts at the time or something like that. And I really missed dancing. And this is before I went into the dance company. And then, you know, ended up being a head choreographer and all that stuff. But I was talking to, through the Weegee Board, and she was saying that you should go back and dance. And I was like, are you telling me that I should go back and, you know, be a dancer? And she said yes. And she said something about it would make me happy or something and it would be good for me to leave, you know, doing hair and all that stuff to just get back into dance. So I figured, okay, you know, I'm just like, whatever. It's just, you know, it's just a Weegee Board. I really didn't take anything seriously. But we decided to go online and figure out if there was actually... an actual person named Paula and who she was. So we went online and we actually found out that this lady Paula was an Indian, like, dancer. And she was very, very famous in India. And, you know, she was, you know, she was a dancer. So that was really strange that this dancer came through the Weegee Board and was talking to me about, you know, being a dancer and all that. And here I am, you know, happy as hell, a dancer. And, you know, teaching and doing everything. But this actually happened, like, maybe a year before I went into, got into the whole dance thing or whatever. And then, you know, I'm no longer doing hair and I'm happy, you know, with, you know, my career now. So that was, that's my positive story. See, with things like that, I'm okay with, you know, messing with Weegee Boards and stuff. But it's when the next few stories that you get to, I don't want any part of it. Yeah, you're not going to want any part of these next two stories I'm about to tell. Okay, so this one is called Our Encounter with the Paranormal Through the Weegee Board. And this is a recent story. This happened April 5th, 2014 on a Saturday. And I'm glad she put the date down because I don't want you guys thinking I'm reading some old shit. This is some new shit. Me and my siblings had an encounter with the paranormal through the Weegee Board last year. My three older sisters, Em, Karen, and Sarah, had come over that day to help me unpack in my new apartment. There in a box my grandmother gave me was a glow-in-the-dark Weegee Board, just like the one I had. The girls were completely fascinated with the whole paranormal aspect. So they had invited my older brother around. We played for about an hour before I had decided to give up. We weren't getting anywhere. So what was the point? As I readied myself to move my hands away from the Weegee Board, the planchette started to go crazy, moving around in circles and all erratically. Whoa, my four siblings cried in unison. I sat stock still, scared. I used to be a skeptic in the paranormal, but I realized something. It is impossible for all five of us to move the planchette in the same direction. Then when it started to answer our questions, spelling out in full sentences like they do, I realized that this was truly happening. I simply asked in a meek voice, who are you? And it replied, Zozo. Nathan almost cried from shock. He explained that he heard of Zozo and that he was apparently showing up at the end of the day. He was apparently showing up at the end of the day. He was apparently showing up at the end of the day. He was apparently showing up all over the world. He was a demon. I told everyone we had to say goodbye, trusting my brother as he was almost never wrong. My sister refused and started asking questions like if anyone we knew had died. The board spelled out Aurora. We had no idea who Aurora was, so they didn't panic and started asking how this Aurora would die. Inside, Zozo spelled out, inside what? The board started moving erratically then, spelling out my name over and over again. I finally convinced my sisters and brothers to say goodbye. About four months later, I found out I was pregnant. I have forgotten all about my experience with Zozo. Finally, I had found happiness in my husband and my unborn child. Just as I went into labor, my midwife explained that my daughter, who I was going to call Aurora, didn't make it. She was born still. She was a stillborn. My precious little girl, I advise you to stay away from the Ouija board. I know that the mystery and disbelief can draw you to it, but it isn't worth it. I paid for it in the worst possible way, so please, hear me out. Heed my warning. That sucks. That's really scary. That is very scary. Now, I don't know if it's just because I missed it, but why did she choose Aurora? That name? Yeah. Why did the lady choose Aurora? Yeah. If she knew that it was already associated with... Yeah, with the Ouija board. That is kind of strange that she would call her baby Aurora. I guess forgetting, you know, because she said that in the story, she said that she completely forgot about the experience. Right. But to be on point like that? Yeah. Yeah. Just like, I mean, just like what Paula told me through the Ouija board, you know, but that was a positive thing. Yeah. But, yeah, so we're going to get into some really fucked up stories right now. This one has to do with Ouija board, rape, and demonology. Please don't run out and buy a Ouija board because of Seth and Thomas, or Patience Worth and James Merrill. Not every, okay, not every unexpected guest brings fame, money, joy, because I guess through this book they're talking about like certain things, like it brings fame, money, whatever. Just kind of like what it, you know, did for me, did something positive for me. Okay, so I'm going to skip down. This is about a woman who was a tarot card reader, okay? So I was a card reader and psychic all my life. Four years ago I made a devastating mistake. I made a devastating mistake of attempting to reach my deceased mother through the Ouija board. I got results, but it was my mother whom I contacted. I got results, but it was not my mother whom I contacted, sorry. It was some sort of entity which had watched me since her death. That's fucked. I don't know what it is, but I know it was not human. The human spirits who used to help me with my work have disappeared. All there is now is it. My life is being dominated by this demon. Dear God, how can I tell you? Every day it viciously rapes, sodomizes, and beats me. This scared the fuck out of me when I read this. A long time ago it scared me. One day it first came through the Ouija board. It pretended to be my mother. Later I was automatically righted. And then suddenly alone in my room I was attacked. I am married, I am a married woman, but the pain of the assault was excruciating. I was afraid to cry out for fear that it would hurt my children who are in the next room, but it doesn't want my children. It is not interested in children, thank God. When it was done with me that first time I needed medical care for the pain, for the pelvic bladder infection. Ew. Something, a spirit can give you a bladder infection? Ew. Or was she really fucked up? Was she like getting drunk or something and like fucking herself with dildos and sodomizing herself and thinking that it was a demon, you know? I don't know. Because you know people have this, my cousin tells me of a shadow that has followed her ever since her daughter was born. Oh really? But a good protector. A protector. Right. You know? And when you first started the story I assumed it was someone that was protecting her. Yeah, that's how they, some of them come off like that. But it tricked her. Yeah, it gets you to trust it and then... Well I wonder if she just kind of got it in her head that this was demonic, you know, and didn't see it as something else and that's why... That's why it did. But anyway, yeah, yeah. It could be, maybe, no, maybe it could be in her mind. That's what I'm thinking like maybe she got really fucked up and was like, you know, thinking, and she went to the dark side or something and maybe thought, you know, it was the demon fucking her but it was just herself. And then, you know, she woke up the next morning and was like, oh shit, you know? Yeah, I mean... She just didn't remember and so she's blaming it on something that probably wasn't there maybe. Right. I don't know. Yeah, I mean I still believe in demonic entities or bad spirits or whatnot. Yeah, me too. I don't know if, I've never been taught that they necessarily hurt you. You know what I mean? Like they're not there to physically cause you pain. Maybe in an emotional way because you're tormented by it but physically, I don't know, unless you let them. That's the thing, it's mental I think. You know, it depends on where you are mentally and if you're like not strong enough then, you know, it's your mind. It's your subconscious I think. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, so it gave her bladder infections. Now I'm virtually bedridden and in constant pain. It has not stopped torturing me since that first day. Violent beatings, stabbings, constant rape. Stabbings where? Beatings, rapings, constant, you know, constant rape. That's all this demon does to me. My body is no longer the same. It doesn't function as it used to. You may think that I'm mad, just like we just said, but I think I must be, I must be by now. I think I must be by now. It does it, it does it all it can to force me to do something. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. I think I'm mad. It doesn't force me to commit suicide. Maybe it wants you to be with it. So maybe it is trying to cause you to commit suicide. Constant badgering and berating, verbal abuse, so foul and sickening and dirty. It is unbelievable. It is always covering me, hanging on to me, hurting, hurting, hurting. My husband often finds me on the floor or hiding or screaming so loud I'm afraid I might be carted out. It wakes me up when it lets me sleep. The rape and torture, to rape and torture me. Damn. It always, it's always there, always there. Has this ever happened to another woman? No, never happened to me. Never happened to you, right? No. No. And now I don't have a Ouija board board. I actually have a spirit board on my iPad now that I, that I play with. She's like, ooh. No. You don't want to play? I try and, no, I try and tell hosts don't mess with any of the, I'm sure someone- Oh, I don't do it here. No, I'm not going to do it here. I'm sure someone does it. I'm sure someone has done it before, I think. Yeah. Because I just got here in October, but- Uh-huh. Yeah, that's how actually I started my Dillia's Dark Side, actually. That's how I went to Dillia's Dark Side from just doing a regular radio show, you know, music show. We did a Ouija board. No, we actually did a card reading. We didn't do a Ouija board because everybody was too damn scared. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like, you little babies, shut up. I'm one of them. Well, it's okay. I understand. You know, I understand now, so that's why I have it on my iPad and I won't bring the board in. Yeah, but I don't play with it that much. But recently I've been doing little things, but it hasn't really been telling me anything, so whatever. Oh, yeah, actually I did do a reading a couple of days ago, actually. So you do it yourself? It's an app that you do from your iPad? Yeah, you can go to the app and I think it's like $10, something like that, and it's called a Spirit Board. And yeah, you just download it and it's just like the regular- Is it something that you do daily, that you could do daily, weekly, monthly? You can plug it in as much as you want to. Just click it on and the Ouija board is right there and you just play with it. You just ask it questions. It's just like a regular Ouija board. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. So, and then it says, I truly don't know where to turn. For some reason, this foul and hideous thing has decided to help itself to my life. Please help me. I can't hold on much longer. I wish I can help you, lady, but I can't. So yeah, that's the most fucked up story. That's pretty insane from what I've heard. Yeah. And every time, I read this story a long time ago when I was at another radio station and yeah, so I wanted to share it with listeners here. It's a pretty messed up situation, but I'm still wondering if it's all in her mind. It could be, or it could be for real. I don't want to find out. Stay positive with my spirit. Stay positive. So I don't want to enter any demons. Sometimes though, at night when you go to sleep, sometimes when you can't, you have those dreams that you can't wake up. Oh yeah. You have those? Yeah. I have, but my belief is that, well, from my family that taught me is when, that it's something that's kind of resting or like leaning on you that doesn't allow you to make the mind body connection to wake up. I have another theory too that when, you know, all of a sudden that you do like the, you wake up. Yeah. And you're like, I'm going to wake up. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to wake up. Yeah. In a rush or like just in a sudden thing that, um, your, your soul or your spirit is, is somewhere else. Yeah. And in that moment it, that's when it hit your body back. And I like how you're saying about keeping it positive. I try and think of it in a positive light because I feel I have nothing to be negative about, you know, or bring negative negativity into me. I don't think my past life has had, you know, a negative impact. I don't think my past life has had, you know, negative, uh, situations or, you know, very scary. And that's why when negative shit comes my way immediately, I have to let it go. Cause I, you know, I've had a, you know, a lot of, you know, negative shit, you know, around me. And now that I feel like I'm in a positive place now, I don't need any negative feedback, no negative this, no, I don't need it. It's like, I will eventually, I will cast your ass out. I don't fuck around. I don't like that shit at all. I don't like that shit. I don't like that shit at all. Like, you know, this is Dillia's dark side, whatever. Yeah. But I'm able to do this because I'm in a, you know, a positive way. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, this kind of is a positive show. It's not really negative. We talk about sex and all kinds of shit, but you know, I don't go. And it's entertainment. Yeah. I don't go hating on people and shit like that. I don't fuck around with that. It's stupid. But, um, anyway, on a lighter note, so remember I just added you to my, um, Dillia's dark side on Facebook. Yeah. We were going to get special. And I got it. I said I was going to give a review on my next show and here I am. Oh, where can people go to your Facebook so that they can get those updates like I do? You guys can don't even have to friend me. Actually, you can go to, um, you can go to Dillia's, go to Dillia's dark side radio show on Facebook and just ask to be, um, asked to be a member, you know, to join. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I will join you. I will immediately let you in. Doesn't matter who you are, whatever, as long as you're not a stalker or something like that, that's fine. You know, I'll have you on there and then you can know everything about what's going on on Delia's dark side. You know, I post, like I said, on Delia's dark side, I post about, you know, I post my podcast and whatever's going on in my demented mind, you know? So, and yeah, I tell some, all the funny shit and like the dark shit, I post on there. On my regular Facebook, I don't because, you know, I have my family and stuff like that on there. So I gotta be a little bit more discreet. So on Delia's dark side, I tell all kinds of stuff. So yeah, I decided to go mosey on down because there's a sex shop right around the corner from my house. So it's like walking distance, like a block away. So I decided on Friday that I would go and take a little trip, little walk around the corner and see, check out this sex shop. And... Actually, I looked online first. It's called the Love Boutique. I don't want to give them too much plug because, yeah, you know, they're not sponsoring me yet. Hopefully they will, but... Because I've been talking to them about that. But anyway, it's called the Love Boutique, actually. And it's right around the corner from my house. And I went online and I was looking for like, you know, something, you know, to play with, to enhance, you know, my sexual desires, you know, besides my husband. He does a great job. But, you know, sometimes you need that toy. And I found that they had these lipsticks. Now, I've only heard about these little lipsticks on Real Housewives of Atlanta. I think that Candy Burris, I think she has a Candy Coated Nights. And I never heard of like a lipstick vibrator before, before, you know, watching the show. So I saw that they had it. They had one for like, you know, $15, which is like very affordable. So I went and got myself the lipstick vibe. I don't know if you can read it. Can you read it? Can you read it? I don't know. It's called the lipstick vibe. And it's got four different functions on it. And it says that it's very discreet. And let me take it out of the package to show you. See, it looks like a little lipstick. Isn't that cute? That's perfect. You just put it in your purse. Yeah, you just put it in your purse. You never know what it is. And then you open it and there's the lipstick. And it's good. Oh, my God. And it vibrates like hell. I had the lady take it out to test it out for me because she wanted to upsell me and give me like a $40 one. I'm like, I don't know. And then I'm like, well, what's this one? She didn't show me this one. It was like $14.99. Typical sales. Yeah. I don't blame her. But, you know, and I'm like, well, wait a minute. What's this? And I saw it was like $14.99. That's the one that I'm looking for. Yeah. That's in my price range today. So she showed me and I'm like, well, can we go down and test it? So good thing that she did that. I put the batteries in it and this thing vibrated. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's all I need. Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good right there. That's all I need right there. Oh, yeah. So, you know, I bought it and it is perfect. It is the lipstick and it looks like that. Don't matter if it's not your shade. It'll do all that it's supposed to do. And it works and it's great. And I love it. And, yeah, my man got a very, very hot night that night, too. So it didn't just like take away the sexuality. Sexual, you know, arousal or whatever. It actually enhanced everything because he got him a little freaky lap dance, a little X-rated lap dance that night and everything. Girl, it was all cracking. Got me another little boyfriend. On the go. Yeah. Yeah. So it says that, you know, you can, you know, it's discreet. You can, you know, you can take when you take a break and go to the bathroom from work or whatever. But I don't know because it I mean, it's kind of quiet. But I don't know if like if you're. If you're in a stall or something. A bathroom. You can hear like the. Yeah. Yeah. You can hear. I could hear that if somebody was doing that. So I don't know if they're being like, you know, like one of those secret bathrooms or something like that. But, yeah, I'll be able to hear a bitch and she's got this shit going. Like, what are you doing? Can I see that? Yeah. Now, do you just like rinse it off? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I got home, girl, and I had fun with it. Because at first I'm like, I put it like through my pants. Because I was wearing my little workout pants or whatever. So I had it through my pants. And I'm like, and it vibrated nice. I'm like, OK, well, do I wait until, you know, my husband gets home? Wait till later on tonight and use it? Or should I just use it now? I was like, oh, fuck it. I just pulled down my pants. I was like, fuck, I'm about to use it now. See if it works. Because if it didn't work, I was going to take it back. So, yeah, you know, it actually I had I had fun with it. Actually gave me. Like two orgasms, like two multiples within like 10 minutes of each other. And it works just fine. And I love you. Would you prefer using them like without sex? Like, would you rather use something like that without your partner? I could. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I did. I mean, yeah, sometimes, you know, he's not in the mood or whatever. Or, you know, I'm just like at home chilling and, you know, I want to pull out the lipstick. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you don't need. Put it with. With another person. No, you don't need it. But, you know, you might want to. But, yeah, no, I try with toys. It's very hard for me because sometimes I feel like I can't I can't do the I don't know. It doesn't create the same sensation. Right. Right. But I still think they're cool. And that one's a lipstick looking one. Yeah, it's really cool. And, yeah, you should try it. You know, it's like I mean, I know, you know, is nothing is better than a penis. OK, that's why I don't get like, yeah, you know, and that's what he even asked me when I showed him what I got. He's like, he's like, so that's all you need is just like something to vibrate or whatever. Well, I could just like hum on your pussy or whatever. And I'm like, it's not the same. But I'm like, no, because I don't really want a dildo because it doesn't feel like a real flesh warm penis. You know, it's like I already have a penis. I got you. So I need something a little bit extra to just vibrate on the clitoris. And that's what I'm going to get. Yeah. Yeah. No. So, yeah. I feel you for sure. Yeah. So, yeah. So that's my show for today. Actually, I had another story, but actually we're running a little bit out of time and I need to go to a quick break. So we take a break and I'll be back. So we'll be back in a minute. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. It's a pleasure. And see you guys next Sunday on the dark side. Peace out. Delia's gone. One more round. Delia's gone.