📄 Transcript [show]
Hello everyone, Descadet here. Hey and it's Harry Jerkface. And Harry's here today. Yeah, we're hanging out. We're hanging out. And talking about how much we can't fucking stand Valentine's Day. That holiday is so stupid. You know, the whole thing just sickens me. Not because I don't enjoy getting that kind of stuff. No? But it's more because I'm in the midst of planning someone's engagement right now. Oh, gross. They're propping the question and I'm the one who has... What are they propping the question against? They're propping the question. There's no R in that sentence. They're propping the question. Who is it? Is it someone I know? No. It's someone I work for. So it's no one that you guys know. Bummer. Yeah. I wouldn't put someone on blast like that. I think I would. I know it's blast off, but it's not that kind of blast off. So, yeah. I'm going to put... I'm helping them propose in a sickeningly cute way. That's cool. I'm going to put Kyle on blast for getting proposed too. Oh, he got proposed too? Yeah. Oh, my God. He was proposed to Kyle. That's so awesome. We're going to have a hands like bricks drunk party sometime whenever they decide to get married. Cool. Yeah. Punk rock Vegas. Hint, hint. Oh, Lord. I can be ordained. Can you? Really? Yeah. How much does that cost? I don't know, but you can do it on the internet. So, I'm sure it's not much. There's this dude, Luss, in Hawaii that got ordained as a minister of Satan. And he performed. His marriage is... That's pretty awesome. I want to be married by a Satanist. Okay. Not it. Not it. I'm touching my nails. Yes. So, we have a special fuck you Valentine's Day playlist because I feel like it. Yeah. So... Because Valentine's Day is stupid. It's... No. There's 360 something other days to prove that you love someone. No, I don't wanna be In Valentine I'm sick of things you say I'm sick of things you do No, I don't wanna be I don't wanna be with you I don't wanna be your stupid valentine now I don't wanna be your stupid valentine No way Took Took Took I don't wanna be your pal at all I'll give you my number And we'll make up the phone I'll put you to a name And then see me on the phone I'm gonna make you say I'm gonna make you do No, I don't wanna be Took Took Took Took Took I don't wanna be with you I'm dying, I'm crying, going crazy Because of you, you're killing time You tear my soul apart Flowers hit my cupid's dark Right here with her baby She took my nights, took my days She tugged the keys to my eyes Brand new, chubby lady Needless to say She's driving away from me Me Yeah, yeah, yeah Say that please start back to me Call out one of my keys You can have my heart Please give me my car Please give me my car See you next time. Yeah, you're the worst, girl. You know who you is. Terrible. You know what's not terrible, though? What? I don't know. I'm just asking. Oh, what's not terrible? There's a couple things that aren't terrible, like the March 2nd show at Redwood. Oh, yeah? What's that all about? Well, Kevin Seconds is opening the show. Ooh. Ooh, yeah. Kevin's the man. I recorded a radio promo for his show once. I like Kevin Seconds. I'm really stoked about having him at Redwood. It's going to be really cool. Yeah, I don't know if he's still doing it. It was absolute rant and ruckus with Kevin Seconds. It's like internet radio like this. Oh, interesting. I'll have to ask him about that when he comes. Maybe he'll be able to get up on this mic and... Who knows? That'd be fucking badass. Yeah. I would dig that. Kev's a good dude. You know, if he's got time, I think he'll be down. We'll see what happens. So, let's talk about punk rock bowling, man. Are you going to that? So... So... I don't know. I've been to a lot of punk rock bowlings. And the lineup is awesome. And you know it's only going to get more awesome. And it's only going to get more awesome. They're going to add a bunch of bands that you love. Yeah. Like they always do. And I know that Vegas isn't far and it's not expensive to get to. And it's not really expensive to be there over the weekend. No, it's not at all. Such a bargain. But you know, it's just little costs adding up. Like paying for bowling since we have a bowling team that bowls every year. And paying for food. And alcohol. Well, I mean, paying for booze isn't that big of a deal. It's Vegas. You can get booze. True. Very true. You just kind of like give someone a nod and you flash a chip and they'll walk over with a tray. Oh, man. I miss Vegas. I've had some fucked up experiences in Vegas. Oh, me too. But I'm down for this year. I'm so going to be there. There's too many bands playing that I love that, you know. That's true. I'm really... I don't know. I don't know. I'm excited that... I don't know. Flag band is playing. Did you hear the quote marks? Flag. The flag. Well, it's just flag. Flag. Flag is playing. Yeah. Flag is playing. I heard flag is playing. Yeah. They did that thing at the Golden Voice 20 thing a couple years ago. The 20 year anniversary of Golden Voice. TV 20 something. Yeah. TV 30. My numbers are all wrong. I'm bad at math. For being part Asian, I'm pretty bad at math. Terrible. Terrible. But yeah, it was... You're so racist, Terry. I'm not really racist. You're totally racist. I just said I'm not bad. Anyways. I'm not good at math. Racist Terry wants to continue. Whatever. TV 30. It was cool. They did the version of Flag and they played the Nervous Breakdown 7-inch like all the way through and it was killer. I remember I tweeted right before the pit started that if I die, give all my records to my friends. I remember that. I remember not going. I don't know why. It was really awesome. So I have high expectations for them at Punk Rock Bowling. I think it's going to be really good. I think it's going to be amazing. You know who my favorite band of Punk Rock Bowling last year was? Who? It was The Briefs. I was really excited to see them playing with Chris back from Germany. So speaking of The Briefs, this is another anti-Valentine's Day song about being poor and weird. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Well, I don't know if it's specifically anti-Valentine's Day, but it's about being poor and weird and no one having time for you. Boo. All right. This is The Briefs. I was talking to a lady selling something at a mall Think about it, don't be I was talking to a wall I think I'm older again It's more apparent to me every day Hey, hey, hey, hey I said in my head But I was just a little kid I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You got no time for me I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You got no time for me I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You got no time for me I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You got no time for me The chance that you would ever see someone like me Is like nothing You're kind of smart, babe But you got no heart I see the clothes of people Where I see the food that people eat I see a little part of my man I just saw a parent and a friend The older I get It's more apparent to me every day Hey, hey, hey, hey I got hit in the head When I was just a little kid Yeah, I'm mine It's all my fault It's all my fault I think I never wanna know This is what I did This is what I did I think I never want to know This is what I did This is what I did Oh, right I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You gotta compliment I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You gotta compliment I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You gotta compliment I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You gotta compliment I'm poor and I'm weird, baby I'm poor and I'm weird, baby I'm poor and I'm weird, baby I'm poor and I'm weird, baby I'm poor and I'm weird, baby You gotta compliment I just wanna love her like any other What do I get? I only wanna vent this day to the end What do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? I'm in distress, I need a caress What do I get? I'm not gonna make it, I just need a break What do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? I only get sleepless nights And all I'm feeling in my heart is bad We are just in the time I tried I wish that all would happen to me instead What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? Took Took Took Took I only get sleepless nights alone in my hot bed The indices of the time are right I wish that only happened to me instead What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? I just wanna love like any other What do I get? I only wanna have a love to the end What do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? Well, let me tell you now What do I get? What do I get? What do I get? No, no What do I get? What do I get? No sleep at night What do I get? Nothing this night What do I get? Nothing at all, at all, at all, at all, at all, at all, at all Cause I just get you I don't believe you know it's true No seats are turning And so are you It's the walk of a man To a guy who sleeps on the floor Was enough to perpetuate All the lies I heard before And now I wanna hold you Gotta hold my pillow instead Cause my pillow will never lie I'll be with a stranger in my bed Even though you never took me You know it's true No seats are turning And so are you With the love I was looking for It's out the door I'm afraid to see you anymore Throw it back on the floor Cause no seats are turning When I looked in the mirror I saw your face and thought of the past But now I know how dirty you are The monster's death masks the glass Even though you're dead to me You know it's true Those sheets are turning And so are you Even though you're dead to me You know it's true Those sheets are turning And so are you Those sheets are turning Those sheets are turning Those sheets are turning Those sheets are turning Those sheets are turning Those sheets are turning Those sheets are turning Colors. Violet, scarlet. Yeah. I don't know if she was truthful with either of those. I don't know either, but I lost my phone like right after that. So I just took it as a sign from God that I should not be getting strippers numbers. Yeah. Or at least that strippers number. Or just as a sign from the forces like, hey, no, no. Yeah. Just walk away. That's all they had to say to you. Your phone is gone. Like smack the phone out of my hand. And anyways, wonderful weekend that was. There's no, I don't know, man. I like Jumbo's Clown Room a lot. I know you like Jumbo's Clown Room. Everyone likes Jumbo's Clown Room. It's a cool place. It's a fun place to be. It's like the spot where you take touring bands. Yeah, that's true. I take every out of towner to Jumbo's Clown Room mostly. Most of them. Yeah, you get a Budweiser. It's not too expensive. A couple bucks. Yeah. It's not too bad. But, you know, it's definitely a pretty good substitute for loving. Oh, that sounds like a Frank Turner song. Oh, wait. It is a Frank Turner song. Yeah. Let's play that one. All right. The song is about Frank Turner's substitute for love and what that's all about. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Harry's stoned. Harry's stoned. I'm real stoned. Jesus. Hey. I already heard that one. I know. Let's listen to this one. The first girl that I fell for was a fair and faithful fighter. She smoldered with a will to save the world. I did my best to help her, yet I stood shoulder to shoulder on the front lines with my visionary girl. I wish that she had cared for me, but in the end her ideologies occupied the fortress of her heart. I wrote her 15 songs, but still we had to part. And if music was... the food of love, then I'd be a fat romantic slob. Music, it's my substitute for love. The last girl that I loved, she was a low and lusty liar. She set my heart on fire but made me choke. Her beauty was a sight. I wanted to see, but she didn't save it all for me. I found other fires by following the smoke. I wish that she had either cared for me or let me be. But she chased me from my mind and from my home. I wrote her 16 songs, but I ended up alone. And if love is really all that we need. Then even... my singing is never gonna save me. Music, well it's my substitute for love. Well I've had many different girls inside my bed. But only one or two inside my head. These days I cuddle up to my guitar instead. But I'm not a singer. I'm a musician. I've done what I would give. Not to stumble but to really fall in love. And I could substitute my singing for the sound of someone sleeping next to me. Music, I'm not a musician. I'm a musician. I'm a musician. I'm a musician. I'm a musician. I'm a musician. I'm a musician. I'm a musician. Took Took! I parted with my neurosis, but I kept the lookouts. I got the record player, but I didn't get the house. I got one flag flag damage and one golden shower of hits. I left the misfits coffin set, but I fucking kept the spits. Now I got group sex and no control. I got the record player, but I didn't get the house. I got suffer and let's go. I left freedom a choice with a guilt show. I knew it was over when I put on Walk Among Us. You grabbed the TV remote control. You put on Survivor and I put on some headphones. And cheated. And with my first love rock and roll. I took back my replacements and grabbed my E13. Bullet nihilistics and the band got saved the queen. This wasn't like the Facebook. This was a clean split. If I didn't grab my records, they may all been smashed up. to red um man I messed that one up pass me the razor blades fuck no I'm just kidding super uh relevant this is such a I feel bummed out now yeah kind of well those are some depressing ass songs you know I mean especially that last one he's all I wonder what that he's all divorced and he split up his record collection that's the worst yeah cause um you know they had that one song when he first got married I got too jealous again about combining his record collection with his wife's one so that one was called I got one jealous again again about splitting up the record collection oh that's that's sad even more sad yeah it's a little sad knowing what it's about rather than just hearing it you know we need to pick me up let's play yeah what would cheer you up Des a block you know what block of music about sex and stuff oh yeah something like that cause you know there's things that people are into specifically like Asians and other things but uh Valentine's Day is coming up at least people can get weird yeah people can get weird so let's play some like Adam and the Ants alright let's get weird Des let's get weird we're gonna get weird prepare Took Took Took Took Took Took Took Took Took Took Took Took Took! Oh, yeah. Why use a trash can or a cricket bat? Beat me. Beat me. Yeah, yeah. A good beating's really where it's at. Yeah, beat me. Yeah, yeah. Beat me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, now I'm alive too. Baby, I love you. This song is on fire. Get down and play. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, muchachos. I had tickets to that off show. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. And we're back. We are back this time. So that covered a couple basses. Yeah. Beat my guest. Someone is clearly into beat me. Some S&M. Beat me, beat me. That's pretty catchy. L-E-O-E-O. And then covered some freaky. marriage action? Marrying prostitutes? People do that. I bet if you got those. They're called Russian order brides. And there's websites that actually exist. Trust me. I've looked it up. Have you ever ordered a mail order bride? Nah. You have to actually put your credit card information in or they won't send it. So it's not like... I wonder if you could use one of those prepaid ones. It's not like the money order thing anymore. You know like the loadable Visa cards? Yeah, but no. I bet it would work. So let's play the block of songs about people who are into necrophilia. Alright. Cool. Let's get weird. Let's get weirder. Yeah. Gotta go deeper into the rabbit hole, right? Yep. Okay. I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her. Let's do it. Alright.! I'm gonna kill her when I see her. She doesn't like it when I see her. I'm gonna kill her when I see her. She's a mom of friends and my folksies. I'm gonna kill her when I see her. She's like, she won't be with me sick and all bloody. She'll be out for real. She'll come in and act like she still loves me. She keeps chilling on my face and they think I'm gonna kill her when I see her. She takes a place and she'll be. I'm gonna kill her when I see her. She don't pay a dime or bring to me. I'm gonna kill her when I see her. She's a doll on a telephone and I'm gonna kill her when I see her. Tonight she won't be with me sick and all bloody. She'll be out for real. She'll come in and act like she still loves me. She's a mom of friends and my folksies. I'm gonna kill her when I see her She doesn't like doing her teeth to me I'm gonna kill her when I see her She's a law on my face and my face sees I'm gonna kill her when I see her Tonight Very reassuring, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Took Took I love that show okay you should you should call in Harry I hear their their host is is keen on on calls people who call in and stuff alright well this song's about some cool shit and good head yeah let's do that let's do that let's do that let's do that let's do that good head good head good yeah! can you do a I did that that's called on air editing it's called pioneering motherfuckers yeah that song goes on for another like minute and a half of just shreddy I also love the soloing and I would never do anything to cut off my favorite band but we wanted to say goodbye yeah we did want to say goodbye I hope you you all had a fucking shitty valentine's day cause guess what you're not getting any fucking sympathy from me fuck your valentine's day okay fuck your fucking cards fuck your fucking flowers fuck your fucking fake ass little candy hearts with the fucking stupid fake shit written on it go fuck yourself that was not what I was gonna say yeah well I had to get that little rant out cause I was gonna say I hope you guys had a good time listening to our fuck valentine's day speech but I think that appropriately got the sentiment out got the sentiment out you know oh look our fucking yeah they're just like oh good that's it fuck valentine's day peace peace out I'm gone well we had fun and we played a lot of awesome stuff of course we did that's what we do thank you for listening in it was good it was real good that's what she said oh yeah they should make little candy hearts that have that kind of shit written on it then maybe I'd consider this stupid holiday a holiday yeah until I'm getting the day off from work it's not a fucking holiday okay whatever I don't work although I I so agree that St. Patrick's Day the day after if you guys want you can come by the Redwood tomorrow on Valentine's Day and bring me cigarettes and cheeseburgers and weed because he'll be there while I'm at Jumbo's clown room so five four three two blast off!
