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Anti-Valentine's Day rant with punk rock bowling talk

55m 33s
💾 560 MB
📅 2013-02-13
File: blastoff_130213_210006_SRS001.wav
Duration: 55m 33s
Size: 560 MB
Aired: 2013-02-13
Host: Descadet, Harry Jerkface
Descadet and Harry Jerkface rant about Valentine's Day, play anti-Valentine's songs, discuss punk rock bowling, Jumbo's Clown Room, and various weird topics.

🎵 Playlist

0:00 Sonic Reducer — Dead Boys 🎧
9:00 The New You — The Vandals 🎧
19:00 What Do I Get? — Buzzcocks 🎧
21:00 Clean Sheets — Descendents 🎧
35:00 Beat My Guest — Adam & The Ants 🎧
45:00 Code Blue — T.S.O.L. 🎧
48:00 If You're Into It — Flight of the Conchords 🎧

📄 Transcript [show]

Hello everyone, Descadet here. Hey and it's Harry Jerkface. And Harry's here today. Yeah, we're hanging out. We're hanging out. And talking about how much we can't fucking stand Valentine's Day. That holiday is so stupid. You know, the whole thing just sickens me. Not because I don't enjoy getting that kind of stuff. No? But it's more because I'm in the midst of planning someone's engagement right now. Oh, gross. They're propping the question and I'm the one who has... What are they propping the question against? They're propping the question. There's no R in that sentence. They're propping the question. Who is it? Is it someone I know? No. It's someone I work for. So it's no one that you guys know. Bummer. Yeah. I wouldn't put someone on blast like that. I think I would. I know it's blast off, but it's not that kind of blast off. So, yeah. I'm going to put... I'm helping them propose in a sickeningly cute way. That's cool. I'm going to put Kyle on blast for getting proposed too. Oh, he got proposed too? Yeah. Oh, my God. He was proposed to Kyle. That's so awesome. We're going to have a hands like bricks drunk party sometime whenever they decide to get married. Cool. Yeah. Punk rock Vegas. Hint, hint. Oh, Lord. I can be ordained. Can you? Really? Yeah. How much does that cost? I don't know, but you can do it on the internet. So, I'm sure it's not much. There's this dude, Luss, in Hawaii that got ordained as a minister of Satan. And he performed. His marriage is... That's pretty awesome. I want to be married by a Satanist. Okay. Not it. Not it. I'm touching my nails. Yes. So, we have a special fuck you Valentine's Day playlist because I feel like it. Yeah. So... Because Valentine's Day is stupid. It's... No. There's 360 something other days to prove that you love someone. Without fucking chalky tasting card, little hearts and cards and stupid chocolates and all that stupid crap. So, this one goes out to Valentine's Day. It's called Stupid Valentine by Everybody Knows. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Every time You know I don't wanna be In Valentine's I'm sick of things you say I'm sick of things you do You know I don't wanna be I don't wanna be with you I don't wanna be your stupid Valentine now I don't wanna be your stupid Valentine No way Don't know when I'll be your Valentine Don't know when I'll be your Valentine Don't know when I'll be your Valentine Don't know when I'll be your Valentine Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh I'll give you my number And we'll make up the phone We'll put you to a name And then leave me alone I'm thinking that you say I'm thinking that you do No, I don't wanna be I don't wanna be with you I don't wanna be your stupid valentino I don't wanna be your stupid valentino Don't know what a be your valentine Don't know what a be your valentine Don't know what a be your valentine Don't know what a be your valentine So then you know that it's true I don't wanna be with you I'm dying I'm crying going crazy because of you you're killing me you tear my soul apart I was hit by Cupid's tar right here hurt baby she took my nights took my days she tugged the keys to my eyes brand new chevron baby needless to say she's driving away from me yeah yeah yeah wait one sec stay back please start back to make Paula one of my keys you came out my heart please give me my car please give me my car na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na bro bro bro bro bro bro Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. She took my knife, took my dance, took the keys. She's my brand new Chevrolet. As you drove away, I could hear you say. As you drove away, I could hear you say. Happy Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day. She don't want me now. She don't want me now. She don't want me now. She don't want me now. She don't want me now. She don't want me now. Happy fucking Valentine's. No use trying to make you mine. Seems like I was just a fool. I really thought you were fun. Happy fucking Valentine's. No need for motion lines. Like you need the world to be. And we're spinning your ears so softly. Happy fucking Valentine's. No use trying to make you mine. I thought you were fun. I guess that I was just for fun. Just for fun. Happy fucking Valentine's. No use trying to make you mine. Seems like I was just a fool. I really thought you were fun. Happy fucking Valentine's. No need for motion lines. Like you need the world to be. And we're spinning your ears so softly. Happy fucking Valentine's. No use trying to make you mine. I thought you were fun. I guess that I was just for fun. Just for fun. Happy fucking Valentine's. No use trying to make you mine. Seems like I was just a fool. I really thought you were fun. Happy fucking Valentine's. No need for motion lines. Like you need the world to be. And we're spinning your ears so softly. Happy fucking Valentine's. No need for motion lines. Like you need the world to be. And we're spinning your ears so softly. Happy fucking Valentine's. No use trying to make you mine. Seems like I was just a fool. I really thought you were fun. Happy fucking Valentine's. No need for motion lines. Like you need the world to be. And we're spinning your ears so softly. Happy fucking Valentine's. No use trying to make you mine. Seems like I was just a fool. I really thought you were fun. For much nice, like you mean the world to me I whispered in your ear so softly Yeah Well now you say that you like me But you don't like, like me And you say that you love me But you're not in love with me And we should just be friends But friends shouldn't treat other friends like that You're not too friendly when you act like that Every time I call the old you The new you I says the phone I would like to talk to old you But the new you says you're not home Whatever happened to that girl I knew She was just like you But way more into me Lately you've been acting strange You're going through her face Why's it gotta be like that? The old you does mean that the new you's nothing But you're not in love with me And ask me to go away But I ain't going away Every time I call the old you The new you says the phone I would like to talk to old you But the new you says you're not home I've been so patient and I'm giving you space I haven't called all day You're still not coming around You made a big mistake It's not a threat No matter how it sounds Things are going so great But as of late You haven't had much to say The old you loves me But the new you snubs me And asks me to go away But I ain't going away Every time I call the old you The new you says the phone I would like to talk to old you But the new you says you're not home I'm not going to let you go And you say that you like me But you don't act like me And you say that you love me But you're not in love with me And we should just be friends But friends shouldn't treat other friends like that You're not too friendly when you act like that Should I smash your fucking head with a baseball bat? Dig around, babe, in the frames of the queue For something that looks like a ballad And you're not in love with me And you're not in love with me Do you have a time I'll call the old you But the new you says the phone I would like to talk to old you But the new you says you're not home You say that you love me But you're not in love with me Damn, what a bummer. Yeah, I've heard that line before. I love you. I love you. But I'm not in love with you. Like, how do you have one without the other? I mean, I get it, but it's like stupid. I don't know. I hate that saying. There's better ways of saying that. Fuck you. You know who you are. Yeah. Or like, you're a jerk. You ate all of the nachos And you never saved any for me For like three years. Jesus Christ. How long have you been saving that one, Harry? A while. I kept it on the back burner. Ah. Awesome. I wanted the whole world to hear. Whoever you nacho-stealing person is. Yeah. You're the worst, girl. You know who you is. Terrible. You know what's not terrible, though? What? I don't know. I'm just asking. Oh, what's not terrible? There's a couple things that aren't terrible. Like the March 2nd show at Redwood. Oh, yeah? What's that all about? Well, Kevin Seconds is opening the show. Ooh. Ooh, yeah. Kevin's the man. Yeah. I recorded a radio promo for his show once. I like Kevin Seconds. Yeah. I'm really stoked about having him at the Redwood. It's gonna be really cool. Yeah. I don't know if he's still doing it. It was absolute rant and ruckus with Kevin Seconds. It's like internet radio like this. Oh, interesting. I'll have to ask him about that when he comes. Maybe he'll be able to get up on this mic and... Who knows? That'd be fucking badass. Yeah. I would dig that. Kev's a good dude. You know, if he's got time, I think he'll be down. We'll see what happens. So, let's talk about punk rock bowling, man. Are you going to that? So, I don't know. I've been to a lot of punk rock bowlings. And the lineup is awesome. And you know it's only gonna get more awesome. And it's only gonna get more awesome. They're gonna add a bunch of bands that you love. Yeah. Like they always do. And I know that Vegas isn't far and it's not expensive to get to. And it's not really expensive to be there over the weekend. No, it's not at all. Such a bargain. But you know, it's not expensive. It's not expensive. It's not expensive. It's not expensive. It's not expensive. It's not expensive. It's just little costs adding up. Like paying for bowling since we have a bowling team that bowls every year. And paying for food and alcohol. Well, I mean, paying for booze isn't that big of a deal. It's Vegas. You can get booze. True. Very true. You just kind of like give someone a nod and you flash a chip and they'll walk over with a tray. Oh, man. I miss Vegas. I've had some fucked up experiences in Vegas. Oh, me too. But I'm down for this year. I'm so gonna be there. I'm so gonna be there. There's too many bands playing that I love that, you know. That's true. I'm really, I don't know. I'm excited that the Flag band is playing. Did you hear the quote marks? Flag. The Flag. Well, it's just Flag. Flag. Flag is playing. Yeah. Flag is playing. I heard Flag is playing. Yeah. They did that thing at the Golden Voice 20 thing a couple years ago. The 20 year anniversary of Golden Voice. TV 20 something. Yeah. TV 30. My number. My numbers are all wrong. I'm bad at math. For being part Asian, I'm pretty bad at math. Terrible. Terrible. But yeah, it was a TV 30. You're so racist, Terry. I'm not really racist. You're totally racist. I just said I'm not bad. Anyways. I'm not good at math. Racist Terry wants to continue. Whatever. TV 30. It was cool. They did the version of Flag and they played the Nervous Breakdown 7-inch like all the way through and it was killer. I remember I tweeted right before the pit started. I was like, if I die, give all my records to my friends. I remember that. I remember not going. I don't know why. It was really awesome. So I have high expectations for them at Punk Rock Bowling. I think it's going to be really good. I think it's going to be amazing. You know who my favorite band of Punk Rock Bowling last year was? Who? It was The Briefs. I was really excited to see them playing with Chris back from Germany. So speaking of The Briefs, this is another. Anti-Valentine's Day song about being poor and weird. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Well, I don't know if it's specifically anti-Valentine's Day, but it's about being poor and weird and no one having time for you. Boo. All right. This is The Briefs. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird. I'm getting weird every second. I used to have some money, but my uncle English made it. I was talking to a lady selling something at a mall. Think about it, don't you? I was talking to a boy. I think I'm older again. It's more apparent to me every day. Hey, hey, hey. I said in my head, boy, I was just a little kid. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. The chance that you would ever see someone like me is lazy, baby. You're kind of smart, baby. But you got no heart. I see the clothes of people. Where I see the food that people eat. I see a little part of my manner. It's all pure and it's not strange. The older I get, it's more apparent to me every day. Hey, hey, hey. I got hit in the head when I was just a little kid. Yeah, I'm mine. It's all mine. It's all mine. I think I never want to look this way. I did this what I did. I think I never want to look this way. I did this what I did. All right. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I'm poor and I'm weird, baby. You got no time for me. I know I am weird, baby, you gotta come to me I just wanna love her like any other, what do I get? I only want a friend who stayed to the end, what do I get? What do I get? I'm in distress, I need a caress, what do I get? I'm not gonna make it, I just need a break, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? I only get sleepless nights, a long tear in my heart Then clear the sins and turn our drives I wish that all would happen to me instead What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? Oh I only get sleepless nights alone in my heart bed Clear the sins and turn our lives I wish that all would happen to me instead What do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? I just wanna love like any other What do I get? I only wanna have a love to the end What do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? What do I get? Oh, what do I get? Well, let me tell you now What do I get? What do I get? What do I get? No love What do I get? No sleep at night What do I get? Nothing this night What do I get? Nothing at all, at all, at all, at all, at all, at all, at all Cause I don't get You They teach me a lot So I've got I wanted to love And a cell phone to touch the door You tossed me in Stopped my top and it turned in But I turned back the covers And I saw those seats are turning Even though I'm not complete You know it's true Those seats are turning And so are you The warmth of a bed To a guy who sleeps on the floor Was enough to perpetuate All the lies I heard before And now I wanna hold you Gotta hold my pillow instead Cause my pillow will never lie I'll be with a stranger in my bed Even though I'm not complete You know it's true Those seats are turning And so are you With love I was looking for It's out the door I'm afraid to see you anymore Throw it back on the floor Cause those seats are turning But when I woke up I woke up Cause my pillow was turned Into a nice new chair Cause when I woke up I woke up Cause when I woke up I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up Cause when I woke up You know you can't go clean, you know it's true. Those things are turning and so are you. You know you can't go clean, you know it's true. Those things are turning and so are you. Those things are turning. Those things are turning. Those things are turning. Dang, those are some dirty sheets, man. Dirty, dirty. Dirty girl. Who doesn't wash their sheets? I wash my sheets. So do I. It's pretty gross. So two out of two people agree that we wash our sheets. I'm sure a lot of people, I'm sure normal people wash their sheets all the time. I'm sure that's what they do, but whoever the descendants wrote that song about clearly didn't. Gross. So gross. I'm disgusted now. I'm disgusted with this whole week. Fuck Valentine's Day. I'm over it. Fucking over it. You know what my plan is tomorrow? What's your plan? I'll tell you what my plan is tomorrow. Tell me. Tomorrow, I am going to go give all my loving to some fucking strippers at Jumbo's Clown Room. That's cool. I'm going to blow like, I'm going to go on a tour, they boobs, and it's going to be Jumbo's Clown Room, Sam's Hoff Brow, and what other one? I'm thinking Cheetahs, but you know, sometimes they're questionable at Cheetahs. It depends on. Cheetahs, there's Crazy Girls. There's some spots. Yeah, that's in Hollywood. There's some spots though, and I don't know. Hollywood. Hollywood. Cheetahs is almost Hollywood too. Yeah. Well, Jumbo's, but Jumbo's is worth it because they've got really good looking girls at Jumbo's. I had a couple friends that worked there for a while. I remember one time I went there and I got really drunk and I lost my phone. I'm sure you remember that night. Oh, no. Yes. Well, I lost my phone. And before my search to go find it, I was like, oh, I'm going to go find it. I was at Jumbo's Clown Room, and that's the last place I remember having my phone. I thought that it got stolen from there. I was kind of wrong, but I had just gotten a stripper's number, and I think her name was Violet. Her stage name was Violet, and her real name was Scarlet, but I don't know if she gave me her real name or her real, real name. I don't know. They're both colors. Violet, Scarlet. Yeah. I don't know if she was truthful with either of those. I don't know either. But I lost my phone right after that, so I just took it as a sign from God that I should not be getting stripper's numbers. Yeah, or at least that stripper's number. Or just as a sign from the forces like, hey, no, no. Yeah, just no. Walk away. That's all they had to say to you. Your phone is gone. Like, smack the phone out of my hand. Anyways, wonderful weekend that was. There's no, I don't know, man. I like Jumbo's Clown Room a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I know you like Jumbo's Clown Room. Everyone likes Jumbo's Clown Room. It's a cool place. It's a fun place to be. It's like the spot where you take touring bands. Yeah, that's true. I take every out-of-towner to Jumbo's Clown Room mostly. Most of them. Yeah, you get a Budweiser. It's not too expensive. A couple bucks. Yeah. It's not too bad. But, you know, it's definitely a pretty good substitute for loving. Ooh, that sounds like a Frank Turner song. Oh, wait. It is. It is a Frank Turner song. Yeah. Let's play that one. All right. This song is about Frank Turner's substitute for love and what that's all about. Boom. Boom. Harry's stoned. Harry's stoned. I'm real stoned. Jesus. Hey. I already heard that one. I know. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. Let's listen to this one. You know, I mean. Especially that last one. He's all divorced then. He split up his record collection. That's the worst. Yeah. Because, you know, they had that one song when he first got married. I got too jealous agains about combining his record collection with his wife's one. So that one was called I Got One Jealous Again Again about splitting up the record collection. Oh, that's sad. Even more sad. Yeah, it's a little sad. Knowing what it's about rather than just hearing it. You know, we need to pick me up. Let's play. Yeah, what would cheer you up, Des? A block, you know, a block of music about sex and stuff. Oh, yeah? Something like that. Because, you know, there's things that people are into specifically like Asians and other things. Valentine's Day is coming up. At least people can get weird. Yeah, people can get weird. So let's play some like. Adam and the Ants. All right. Let's get weird, Des. We're going to get weird. Prepare. Repair. Repair. Repair. Repair. Repair. Repair. One time I had panicked me with a strength Beat me, beat me Yeah, it was a choice and I had so afraid Yeah, beat me, beat me Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo There's not much happiness behind these tears Beat me, beat me I pray a fifty-fifty thousand years Beat me, beat me Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, well, now I'm black and blue Baby, I love you This all, this all flies Get down here, the plane Make me bleed Beat me, beat me Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo Why use a trash can or a cricket bat Beat me Yeah Beat me Yeah, yeah I could beat him to anywhere inside Yeah, beat me Yeah, yeah Beat me, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yeah, oh, well, now I'm black and blue Baby, I love you This all, this all flies Get down here, the plane Make me bleed Beat me Beat me, oh, well, now I'm black and blue I love you This all, this all flies Get down here, the plane Make me bleed Beat me, beat me Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yo, oh, yo Oh, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi yoi All right. Muchachos. Muchachos. I had tickets to that off show. What the hell? That's why you say. Missionary in the bed again. You're begging God for good to go tonight. You should have married a whore. You should have married a whore. You should have married a whore. You'd be happier just me. So you're just waiting on the table. Looking around, no one's looking back. So it goes. Missionary in the bed again. You're begging God for good to go tonight. You should have married a whore. You should have married a whore. You should have married a whore. You should have married a whore. You'd be happier just me. You should have married a whore. Seconds. Yeah. And we're back. We are back this time. So that covered a couple bases. Yeah. Beat my guest. Someone is clearly into beat me. S&M. Beat me, beat me. That's pretty catchy. O-E-O-E-O. And then covered some freaky marriage action. Marrying prostitutes. People do that. I bet if you got those. They're called Russian order brides. And there's websites that actually exist. Trust me. I've looked it up. Have you ever ordered a mail order bride? Nah. Desiree. You have to actually put your credit card information in or they won't send it. So it's not like. I wonder if you could use one of those like prepaid ones. It's not like the money order thing anymore. You get it at 7-Eleven. No. You know like the loadable Visa cards. Yeah, but no. No. I bet it would work. So let's play the block of songs about people who are into necrophilia. All right. Cool. Let's get weird. Let's get weirder. Yeah. We got to go deeper into the rabbit hole, right? Yep. Okay. I'm a killer. I'm a killer. Let's do it. All right. She stayed over at his house last night. I'm going to kill her when I see her. She don't think about me. I'm going to kill her when I see her. She doesn't like doing her thing. I'm going to kill her when I see her. She's the mom of my friends and my folksies. I'm going to kill her when I see her. Tonight she won't be with me. She ain't no blackie. She'll be. I will live. She'll forgive. And act like she still loves me. She keeps tripping on my face. And they think I'm going to kill her when I see her. She tells me twice. It's so mean. I'm going to kill her when I see her. She don't pay a dime. I'm ready to be. I'm going to kill her when I see her. She goes on the telephone with me. I'm going to kill her when I see her. Tonight she won't be with me. Say. She ain't no blackie. She'll be out with him. She'll come in and act like she still loves me. She came over from his house. She came over from his house. She came over from his house. She came over from his house. She came over from his house. She came over from his house. She came over from his house. I'm gonna kill her when I see her She don't think about me I'm gonna kill her when I see her She doesn't like doing her thing to me I'm gonna kill her when I see her She's all I'm afraid of, afraid to lose I'm gonna kill her when I see her Tonight Very reassuring, guys. Ha ha ha ha Another combo's on my head I'd rather go out and fuck the dead Cause I can do what I want if it won't come clean I'm gonna fuck, I'm gonna fuck the dead In the middle of the night, the silence leaves I creep on over to the mortuary Represents Represents I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't date Santa Claus. No. Or something stupid. I don't date like girls that like creepy 60-year-old dudes with gnarly white beards. Well, one just has to ask, you know. Yeah. People are into all sorts of things. And if they're into it, then they're into it. Oh, for sure. You know. Yeah. And that's cool. I'm just, I'm not going to be a Santa Claus. Well, that's just the first thing that came to mind. I don't know why. I wonder why. Is that your thing? Is that your thing? Is that what you're into? No. Although I must say that that one guy was really kind of sexy and bad Santa. I forgot his name. You know. The one that was married to Angelina Jolie. Billy Bob something. That's not her brother. Oh, wait. No. That was the other guy. No, she just made out with her brother. She just makes out with her brother. Oh, that's weird. Terrible. But hey, you know what? If you're into it, you're into it. You're into it. Yeah. Let's play a song. All right. The song is totally about... Being into it. Yeah. You know. And if you're into it. It's about consent and asking people how they feel about things. It's very... Making sure they're cool and into whatever you're into. Consent is very important. Get into. These days. Yeah. I'm a fan of consent. Consent can be fun. All right. So if you're into it, I'm going to play this song. You into it? I'm into it. Are you into it? I'm into it. I'm into it. If you want me to. I can hang around with you. If I only knew. That's what you're into. You and him. Him and you. If that's what you're into. Him hanging around. Around you. You're hanging around. Yeah, you're there too. And if you want me to. I will take off all my clothes for you. I'll take off all my clothes for you. If that's what you're into. How about him? in the nude if that's what you're into in the nude in front of you is that what you'd want to view if it's cool with you i'll let you get naked too it could be a dream come true providing that's what you are into is that what you're into him and you in the nude that's what he's prepared to do is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into and then maybe later we'll get hot by the refrigerator in the kitchen next to the pantry you think that might be what you fancy in the buff being rude doing stuff with the food getting lewd with his food we heard that's what you are into then on our next date well you could bring your roommate i don't know if stew is keen too but if you want we could double team you how about you and two dudes him you and shoot in the nude being lewd with two dudes food well that's a stew's into it too all the things i do things i do for you if i only knew that's what you're into sweet so well that was a cute little song by flight of the concords that's about being into stuff yes i'm into it i get into it yes oh that was punny i won't touch that obviously yeah let's let's stay away from that let's move on keep it clean anyways my mind is strained maybe because i know that oral stimulations is next oh yeah yeah i love that show okay you should you should call in harry i hear their uh their host is is keen on uh and call those people who call in and stuff all right well this song's about some cool shit and uh good head yeah let's do that good hey bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro!! Good head Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 54 is at the middle of the day From out of school just to get away I'm just a kid but I'm trippy thin And all I want is some good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good Good head Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Good head Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Good head Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Good head Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh When your feet just go inside of the line Pass the answers to the left and right How do you ever feel interested? Fuck you, I'd rather have some good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good head Your boy Good Head I did that. That's called on-air editing. It's called pioneering, motherfuckers. Yeah, that song goes on for another minute and a half of just shreddy. I also love the soloing and I would never do anything to cut off my favorite band, but we wanted to say goodbye. Yeah, we did want to say goodbye. I hope you all had a fucking shitty Valentine's Day because guess what? You're not getting any fucking sympathy from me. Fuck your Valentine's Day, okay? Fuck your fucking cards. Fuck your fucking flowers. Fuck your fucking fake ass little candy hearts with the fucking stupid. Fake shit written on it. Go fuck yourself. That was not what I was going to say. Yeah, well, I had to get that little rant out. I was going to say, I hope you guys had a good time listening to our fuck Valentine's Day speech, but I think that appropriately got the sentiment out, Desiree. Got the sentiment out. You know, oh, look, our fucking. Yeah, they're just like, oh, good. That's it. Fuck Valentine's Day. Peace. Peace out. I'm gone. Well, we had fun and we played a lot of awesome stuff. Of course we did. Thank you for listening in. It was good. It was real good. That's what she said. Oh, yeah. They should make little candy hearts that have that kind of shit written on it. Then maybe I'd consider this stupid holiday a holiday. Yeah. Until I'm getting the day off from work, it's not a fucking holiday, okay? Whatever. I don't work. Although I so agree that St. Patrick's Day is the day after. If you guys want, you can come by the Redwood tomorrow on Valentine's Day and bring me cigarettes and cheeseburgers and weed. Because he'll be there while I'm at Jumbo's Clown Room. Okay. So five, four, three, two. Blast off. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.