I love my job okay my job right now was to just grab my titties pull them out of my shirt hand them over present them to the beautiful Miss Kelly Nichols just for her to tickle and wiggle and jiggle and juggle and motorboat that was my job that's what I Ginger Lynn have to do damn it on a daily basis it's a tough job but someone's got to do it someone's got to do it you're listening to Flamin' on Ginger and I have a problem I have a big problem do you want to know? I want to know you do? yeah please alright so I've known you Kelly Nichols for let's just say more than a decade I've known you for a while that's being kind alright more than two decades okay back it up alright I've known you for a really long time and we've had sex together we've had wonderful moments we've never been together off camera right we've never had a real moment together we've had a million real moments on the radio as friends as you know just two women we've had a lot of special moments but we've never gone into that recreational wonderful fun for real real real real place and we've been as I rub my leg up against your thigh here now I'm brushing the top of my just under my knee I don't know what that body part is this is all about you this is all about you this is all about promises made yeah yeah and we have been flirting and talking about having sex now we've gone on hikes together we've done social things together we've gotten lost together we've gotten picked up on the side of the freeway because we lost our way on a hike we ended up in the middle of nowhere we're blind together we've got bikers not bikers as in bikers like harleys but bicyclists coming up going are you okay no we're lost we're seeing more women sore. We don't know where we are and it's too far to get home. Can you call someone? Where are we? There's a tow truck when you need one. So we've shared some incredibly wonderful wonderful special moments. Quite a few of them. But we've been flirting now for a couple of months. Ever since we kind of started the show. Started the show. And it's like pretty serious flirting. Like you know you're looking in my eyes. It's not like okay so we're talking about having sex together and then you flip the page. And it's not ginger porn star. Okay now look sexy. Let's make the noises. Okay now back her off. No no no no. I've got my normal regular I'm looking at you and I'm a little nervous kind of a thing going on. But we've discussed having a three way together. And we've talked about when and how and where. And so Nick and I have been fantasizing about it. We've been including you. We've been including you in our when we have sex our little fantasy. It's so hot. It's so fucking hot. Yesterday morning we got up and I had said to him the night before I'm going to give you a blow job. I want to lick your pussy. I was too tired. Next morning I got up. I did something. I came back up. He had taken a shower. I walked into the bedroom. I lay down in the bed and he just he called me Marianne and he flipped me over. And he spread my legs. I said the wrong name. That's okay. If they don't know by now then. You're an actress in many different ways. Your poor name is Kelly Nichols. And your mainstream your horror which is Marianne Walter. And today is horrors and horror. Or horrors and horrors. So Marianne Walters is also Kelly Nichols. I'm out of the closet. You're out of the closet. So Nick called me Marianne, flipped me over, spread my legs and just licked my pussy until I couldn't take it anymore. Once I came, flipped me back over onto my belly, fucked me doggy style. The whole time he's calling me your name and he's pulling my hair and he's telling me to take it and he's pretending like Ginger's watching. And it's so fucking hot. So we go from doggy style to doggy style. Then he flipped me over on my back again, pulled me toward the edge of the bed and put my head over the edge and fucked my mouth like it was your mouth. Oh my God. Finally rolled me on the side fucking my mouth again. No hands. He had my hands bound behind me and he's just take it Marianne, take it, take it, take it. And he's fucking my mouth. I can't touch his cock. Pulls it out, smacks my face. He comes with his dick and comes all over my mouth as you. Oh, this man sounds like a dream. As you. Oh, that's so neat. How do you like being me? I fucking love it. I want to be you every day. It was so fucking hot. Are you kidding me? We have great sex, but part of great sex is, I'm sorry, when you're with somebody for a long period of time, including other people in the mix, fantasies, role playing, all those different extra little wonderful things are part of what makes it up. If I was a missionary every night doing the same thing with the same person, I would, it would not be enough for me. You know? Yeah, seriously. So you were our fantasy. You have been our fantasy for the last couple of weeks. And I called you, was it last night? Or the night before? And was checking your schedule for this weekend. So we're like, we've got you like ready to lock and load and take you down. And so I thought... Preview? I'm a greedy little bitch. Well, what you just kind of spelled out, the kind of slight S and M and the tug and the pull and the pulling hair and stuff is very appealing to me. Is that? See, I never know, you know, because I tend to be a little more aggressive with women than a lot more aggressive with women than anyone else. I'm not doing anything with men. You can't be aggressive enough. But I don't want to scare you off. I don't want to do anything that you're not comfortable with. People always back, because I'm a tomboy, people back off from me. And so I never really get that kind of fun satisfaction because I'm very physical, I'm strong, I'm muscular, and I'm a tomboy. So all the women back off. How do you feel about choking? If you know how to do it, I can take it. All right. Want to try a little sample hair thing? Okay. Now, I'm not going to choke you at all because I don't know how to do it. So I don't know you that well. I don't know your throat. I don't know what you can take. But what I want to do is I'm going to take both my hands. I'm going to caress your face very gently and then use my fingernails a little bit under your chin, on your neck, run them down on your chest, back and forth across. I'm not even going to go near your nipples yet. I'm just going to scratch you. And then this, my right hand, I'm going to start to knead your chest. I'm going to be like, like a cat where I'm, I'm milking your chest. And then I'm going to slide my hand up and I want you to lean forward. Oh, I see what you're doing. Lean forward as far as you can, as far as you want. Can I finger myself out of this? You can finger, I've got plans for you, but yes, you may. Please finger yourself. And I want you to lean into my arm, into my hand, to the point where it feels good, where there's no, you have nothing to be afraid of. You can completely trust me. There's a point where you're going to be playing with your pussy, fingering yourself, trusting my hand that I'm not going to do anything except just hold it there. And the entire amount of pressure that you imply, apply to your throat, to your neck is entirely up to you. I'm just your little puppet to fuck my hand with, to lose yourself in, to use your fingers. And now I'm going to pull my hand away and that's all. That's all you get right now. That's all you get right now. Many sights of Ginger Lynn. Okay. How did, now, how was that? Did you feel the pressure? Did you allow yourself? I felt the pressure. I wanted to go deeper. I think I'm more of a, You can take a lot more than that. I can take more than that. But, but which is a good start because I didn't know how much you were going to hold still. Well, and I don't know how, I kind of just left my hand there where whatever pressure, I just, I could have squeezed tighter, but I don't know you that well yet. And I want to, I have to think to the very, you get to an orgasm, you know, that's when you really take it to that. Absolutely. Absolutely. Blackout edge. And just because right now I am so not doing anything that has to do with the Oscars. Um, although I did enjoy them very much, we do have a pizza delivery man here. So what I want you to do while I'm gone, I'm going to go and I'm going to pick up the pizza. And I want you to tell the audience what your fantasy is that would happen with you and Nick and I, I won't be gone that long. Okay. Just say ginger, ginger. This is what I'm thinking. I'm hoping I'm praying. Um, Saturday, everything that you said Nick did to you, I would like to reverse it. I would like to be called a different name. I would like to be his familiar. I want to be his regular girlfriend where the sex is hot, but you do it all the time. So shaking it up is kind of cool. And I want to be very familiar with Nick and I want Nick to be very familiar with my body at the same time. Ginger, I want you to be Kelly. I'm a corner just watching what Nick does to me. And what Nick is going to do to me is call me ginger. And he's going to take me by the hair, look in my face and again, call me ginger and make me repeat it back to him. I'm ginger. You're ginger. I'm ginger. I'm going to fuck you ginger. I'm going to have Kelly watch. Are you okay with that? Ginger? You better be. I'm tired of having sex with you just normally every night. I want to do something special. We're going to have Kelly watch and I'm going to fuck you ginger. Okay, Nick, fuck me. Show me what you can do. Show you what I can do. I've been doing you all week, bitch. This is what I can do, but I'm going to do it harder and nastier for Kelly. Come here. Come here. Let me go down on you. Let me get you wet. Let me feed my fingers inside of you. Okay, get you open. Oh, you're so already there. You're so easy. How did I not know that? We lap you up. All right, my fingers going to see that Kelly. See how my fingers go inside ginger. Mm. I look over and I see ginger is Kelly watching it, watching her man go down on me. His fingers stuff inside my twat. Ah, he's pushing it deeper. Is he going to fist me? Oh, no, you withdraws his hand. Damn. Maybe it's too early. Maybe it's too soon. Ooh, ginger slash. Kelly comes over and sits on the corner of the bed. She's licking your lips. She takes her hand and puts it on my nipple, which is already rock hard because this has been an amazing exchange. Her boyfriend, now my boyfriend has his fingers up inside me and she's pebbling my nipple. She reaches over and takes my other nipple. Ah, so much attention. I got to stop for a second. Oh my God. That was fucking amazing. My pussy's dripping. What? Oh, that worked. I'm stuck to my chair and I swallowed a frog and he just riveted out of my mouth at the same time. The poor pizza delivery guy. I walked out. I could hear everyone. I could hear every word you're saying. The speaker's out there and you're calling and he goes, are you ginger? I just heard your name. She's ginger, but yes, I'm ginger. It was just. We have a hard time getting it straight ourselves. It was very, it was so fucking hot. And I'm watching this, this, you know, 20 year old kid delivering a pizza going and he's, he can hear the whole show. And then I say, hold on, I have to walk out of the room. I'm like, hold on, I have to walk out of the room. Is this like a variation of a few movies we've been in? It was. Oh my God, that's very funny. Oh God. So that was the most incredibly sexy, wonderful story. And I'm going to take it to the next level. Okay. I have a collar. You're going to take this seriously about dominating me. I like this. What I want to do is I want you to be my little bitch right now. Not that you're a bitch. I'm not a bitch. I'm a woman. I'm a woman. I'm a woman. Not that you're a bitch. Not that you're mine. Not that there's nothing to this except role playing. Yes. And I want you to be my dirty little bitch right now. Okay. Are you in the mood to be mine? And does that bother you? No, it doesn't bother me. It's very much a turn on right now. All right. I want you to hold my leash by the handle. I'm going to come around behind you and you're going to have to describe it because I won't be near a microphone. Okay. Okay. Don't just behind me. Okay. Don't just behind me. And she has a leash around my neck and it's a real leash and she can put it as tight as she wants and she's finding the hole and it's tight around my neck. This is a real... This is a real collar. ...leash. This is a real collar. This is not a dog collar. This is not a collar that's meant... It's actually quite exquisite. It's a very, very, very nice leather collar. If I did it any tighter, I'm afraid I would... Do you want me to try one more tighter? No. I like it right here because that way you can do finger play and whatever. I can slide my fingers underneath of it. I can still choke you. I can still slide my fingers and touch your neck, scratch you down the collar. Now, it's a leather collar with a slot in the back. Inside the slot goes a penis-shaped piece of metal. And then there's another hard piece of leather that that other leather fits into. This is a real collar. In the front, there is a silver metal clasp that goes into it. It's not like if I were to pull on you as hard as I wanted to, I would break your neck before I would break the collar here. Right. You can hear the chain. This is a lifestyle collar. This is the real deal. And feel more than comfortable, Jenny, at any time to go for that pizza. The sausage side is my favorite, so you better save me a piece. Just letting you know. All right. I'm going to take the collar. Now, in true bonded fashion, I'm going to back up a little bit. I'm going to take the handle. The leather strap. Now, my leather, feel how soft my leather is. Mine is nice. It's soft. Like butter. It's like butter. Yours is like metal. It's tough. It's hard. And I'm going to pull on the chain. I'm going to pull. It's too close. You don't know how to use it? There we go. That's all right. You've got the photo. You've got the photo. All right. Now, what I'm going to do, Jenny, can you sit at this mic for a second and just describe what I'm doing as I do it? Because Kelly and I will both be off mic, and we're going to walk. We're going to walk around behind you. So if you sit in that chair. The mic. Sit in my chair, then. Come over here. Well, hurry up. We're trying. This is not like a time to be describing it from over there. In here, making up your mind. I've got Kelly Nichols on a leash. I'm going to start by just dangling. I'm going to make, like if I was playing jump rope, little circles so that the strap on your neck is slightly pulled. I can feel where the friction would be. And if she could continue doing this, it would get almost raw, but a pleasant raw. It would something to remember her by raw. I can pull you gently. I can pull you quickly and hard and then release you softly. If I ever do anything that's rough, you always get a reward afterwards. So you never have to worry that if I pull you, you have to pull back. You never have to be afraid. I promise to never hurt you. I might scare you. I'm loving every bit of this. I might make you not sure of what's going to happen. I might pull you like a little fish closer and closer and closer. I might tell you to keep your eyes closed. Just feel my breath. The side of your face. Feel my breath on your eyelids. Feel my breath go across the other side. Feel me suck the air out of your nose. Sucking in the air that you breathe out. And then blowing mine back in, which is not good for you. There's no oxygen in it. Which makes me lightheaded, which is a good thing. Suck the breath out of your mouth. Pull you closer. Put my lips right on top of yours when I talk to you. But I'm not going to kiss you. Now I want you to get down on your knees. I want you to face away from me right now. Hands and knees. I want your hands down on the ground. Kelly is wearing the sexiest black little corset and skirt. She's getting down on the floor. Here's the leash jingling, jangling right now. It's behind her. What I'm going to do. I'm going to walk around and I may stop at microphone and let you know where I am. But I'm going to walk Kelly Nichols around the room. And she's going to walk. She's going to be my dirty, nasty, naughty, little precious, sweet, deserving. Little bitch. I've got her hair. I've slipped my fingers up the back. The collars around her throat. My hands are going up the back of her neck all the way onto her scalp. I'm pulling a little bit and then I'm going to pull back. Oh, yeah. And just grab her head back. Now I'm going to walk her around the room like a little puppy dog, like a little servant. Little slave that my little Kelly Nichols is today. Going around hands and knees. Walk around. Pass the second microphone, pass the third. She's continuing to walk. Keep walking. Stay right behind me now. I'm to the fourth microphone and wherever the leash goes, wherever your head is, pull. That's where you're supposed to go. I've put the leash between my legs. I'm pulling it so Kelly Nichols face is buried up against my ass and my pussy. I'm going to walk her the rest of the way around the room from microphone. I didn't say you could lick my pussy, did I? You should be very, very careful right now when I've got you on my leash. You're my little toy. You're my toy. I'm going to keep the leash between my legs so I can feel it. I can feel the dangle and the metal hit between my legs and Kelly. I can feel the back of her hair and my ass. On my cheeks, my asshole, on my pussy, and I'm also wearing a little skirt today. I'm wearing a little Patsy Johnson dress. She's underneath my dress. Her dress is up around her waist. I can see her ass hanging out the back. I can see her titties dangling. Listen to the chain. The chain hitting the desk. We're going to walk around. Now you're going to see us in just a minute. Such a good, good, good, good, good girl. That was an accident. I'm so sorry about that one. I'm so sorry. Now you get a reward. Lie down on your back. I want your skirt. I want your skirt off. I want your beautiful pussy exposed. I want this collar, this chain to remain on your neck, and I want you to lie against the liberator with your head back. But I still want to see your beautiful face. I want you to lean back so that your pussy is exposed to me. And I've got a very, very special toy just for you right now. Kelly Nichols is lying back with the most beautiful, rough, hard leather collar around her neck, attached by a chain that comes down across her brush. She's wearing a corset. Everything is tucked in, pulled up, sprouting out the top, spewing out the top. The leather goes down her belly and there's a leather chain or a metal chain and a leather hand handle that I can't put my hand in. Listen to this against her pussy. It's very light. It's not going to get her off, but it's going to tease her pussy. Just smacking the leather up against Kelly Nichols pussy. Oh, you're liking that too much. I'm going to have to stop. I want you to lie back, relax, find a spot that you're comfortable in. I want your pussy up and exposed to me. If you have to go back further, then you find that spot. This is all about what I want to do you right now. How do you feel, Kelly? Are you excited? Are you nervous? Tell me. I'm excited. I can't believe that you're ordering me around and I'm taking it. Part of me is like thinking that you're not going to respect me because I'm taking orders. But part of me is thrilled that someone's actually got the balls to like order me around and it's turning me on like crazy. And I can't wait to see what you're going to do. Next. All right, I'm going to give you so fucking sexy what I'm going to do because I need both of my hands right now. I have not taken any of my clothes off, but I'm taking my titties and I'm just rubbing them through my dress, the meaty, thick part of my titties, rubbing up against the meaty, thick part of Kelly Nichols pussy. Now I'm going to hand you the microphone and you're going to have to talk us through what's happening. Even if you want to. I want to come no matter how you feel. I need you to talk because I can't and I need to. OK, we do that for me. Yes. Here's the microphone. OK, this is going to be amazing. Just her leaning on me like that was through my lips, I could feel the pressure against my clit and she has her hand on me and she's needing my pussy lips. And pulling the hair on my pussy at the same time. She's doing it with two hands now, like a cat pulling at my pussy, needing it up into the folds and yet pulling my hair a little bit. Much like pulling the hair on my head, only pussy hair. Oh, I have no idea what she's doing down there. Oh, it's cold. It's wet. And her fingers are wet. They're cupping it. She's poured something into her hand and she's cupping it. And she's cup pushing it into my. With China. Microphone down by. OK, this is what it sounds like. That's wet being forced up inside me. And now she's massaging whatever she put up and down my thighs and she's taking her nails and her fingers and just going to town on the inside of my thighs which is one of my really intense erogenous zones and because it's muscle and nerves and it's temptingly close to my clit and she's doing a real fast knead almost like dough right on top of my clit and she's not staying long enough to really do anything but tease the crap out of me and she's laughing evilly and part of me still this is not play acting folks this is fun i seriously am wondering if she's going to respect me after this this is like really strange yeah she's pulling ow yeah she's pulling the hair of my pussy more on the right side um now nothing oh she's smacking me i can't see what's gonna happen so i don't know she's it's she's rewarding me and punishing me and now she's massaging me with her hand and her fingers oh she smacked me right on the tank oh again cup cup smack oh that's a pussy punch oh here's a pussy punch you gotta listen to this this is a cunt punch oh look at my fist yes i am punching your cunt i i saw her do this to somebody else and i couldn't believe it it feels good doesn't it it feels shocking and does feel good yes it feels good it feels shocking it's like now that you know what you liked it until you knew what it was i think you liked it until you knew what it was it wasn't i stopped liking it the words just cracked me up in my head oh now what i really want you to do is not peak not peak i'm not allowed to peak and ginger's gonna like just pull something out of my ass or her ass or what is she doing it's cold and i have no idea what she's doing it's like a cold it's fingers cold fingers glass there's something that's being late who laid at the entrance of my vagina right the slit and it's cold and I'm kind of rocking on it because it's very tempting she's making me really work for this one by the way I really want to have ends meet here because I'm so curious what this is gonna be like and if depth possession is any call whoa I got a taste something went inside me and it's cold and she is just teasing the living crap out of the entrance of my vagina my cut loves it and I'm rocking on it and she's letting me move on top of it much like she had me sort of self strangulate on her hands now she's letting me fuck myself on whatever she has in her hand I dare not look I'm almost afraid to but it feels fantastic and I like the fact that it's big and it feels long and the cold part is not bothering me at all oh and it's unyielding it's not curved at all it's straight oh am I allowed to touch myself describe what I can see I have an object that's about 10 inches long it's hard it's cold it's shaped like a cock it's got a thick head on the end it's clear it's made out of glass it's deep inside of Kelly Nichols pussy she's playing with her clit right now she's just fucking this object it's actually a glass dildo gun it's shaped like a 38 special and I'm holding it with my finger on the trigger while Kelly Nichols plays with her little cunt while she masturbates while she fucks herself with it while I hold it and she rubs her pussy back and forth I'm watching I'm watching I'm holding his dick and putting it deep inside of you I want you to fuck him like you've never fucked anybody else before I want you to show me how to fuck my man I want you to be the little girl that shows me the woman that shows me how I should fuck fuck that dick fuck Nick's cock show me how good it feels if you really like it yeah I want you to come on his cock I want you I want to taste it when you're done coming out I'm gonna lick his cock clean of all of your juices show me I want to see you come all over my man's cock while he fucks you and comes inside of your pussy he's gonna his cock is getting thicker and harder he's getting ready to squirt he's gonna just he's gonna squirt he's gonna come inside he's gonna fill your little hole with all of his cum give it back to 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Kelly's pussy is beautiful and it's so shiny and glistening with her cum. The way that every time her pussy tightened up, it squeezed, it sucked my cock, sucked my gun right into her pussy. She just squirted it all over as I pulled it out. Oh. We have a camera here. I'm going to hold this up so you can see what it looks like. This is the gun. Can you see it? Can you see it in the camera? Put it towards this one right here. All right. What this is, it's a giant, beautiful gun-shaped dildo. It's made by Dr. Dildo. There were only several of them made. They came in pairs. Christy Canyon and I own one of each of this dueling set of guns. We each own one. You are the only person, Kelly, other than me. I'm the only person, Christy, I've ever used my gun on. Were you shooting blanks? Yeah. Yeah, they were blanks. I didn't know I said that. I am giddy. Let me get you. Let me get, you know what? I think the last, let me get you a towel. Hold on. Here's your microphone. Tell us how giddy you are. I am out of breath, out of cum, out of tears, giddy. 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I was thinking that this was going to be a sexy time at the studio. And so driving over here, I was kind of anticipating something just fun because we had been talking about the weekend. And this was crazy. This was just wow. If this is a preview, book me for two nights, three days at Casa de Ginger. I want hot and cold running pool boys and knickers on 24-hour notice. And you, girlfriend, you're dead. It sounds like a plan. I absolutely love you. We're not going anywhere. See, we've decided we have to clean up our show for the first half an hour. So I've got a baby wipe on Kelly's pussy right now. I don't think this is what they meant. Yeah, I get confused. We'll be right back. I'm Ginger Lynn with Kelly Nichols right here on Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We've got the weekend wrap-up, just the tip, celebrity gossip, dirty movies, and more. With myself, Ginger Lynn, and Ms. Radio Sapphire, join us on Fridays for Cookies and Cream. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll have more to tell next time, Sue. We'll have more to tell next time, Sue. Absolutely, you don't want to miss that one. Right now we've got Stan the man, Stan the zombie, Stan Boleman on the line. Stan the zombie, are you there? Yes, hi Ginger, how are you doing? Hi, you know, I'm good, and I'm confused because my impression, my understanding of zombies was, it was very difficult for you to complete sentences, for you to talk to us, for you be able to communicate. How is it, Stan? What do you call yourself, first of all? Well, my character is Stan the zombie. Stan the zombie. And so how do you pull off having a normal conversation with me right now as Stan the zombie? With a rotting jaw. With a rotting jaw. Well, I have to take these injections, you know, that make my cerebral part of my brain activate again, you know, so I can actually hold a conversation. So there's money in being a zombie. Yeah. Okay. And I'm going to be the person that comes up with the next. Now, where do you get these injections? Because I'm thinking I could make them cheaper. And if you just tell me a couple things that are in there, I could make my own concoction for you. Well, the Rainbow Corporation, they make them. The Rainbow. For Resident Evil. Is that a rainforest thing? I had to stop and think about it. I'm going, I don't get it. I don't get it. How long have you been a zombie, Stan? Oh, I've been doing this since I was a teenager. And I have no idea. You made your own appliances? Does that mean it's been like, you know, three years, 30 years, 50 years? I've been doing it. For probably a little over 30 years. A little over 30 years. And what made you, were you bitten by someone? How did you become Stan the Zombie? Well, I was a big George Romero fan. I loved all the Night of the Living Dead, everything zombie genre. And yeah, and then I eventually got bit by somebody. I can't mention her name, confidentiality. Of course. I became Stan the Zombie about four years ago. I actually decided to coin the character that I've been playing at different conventions and so forth. Where I met you, in fact. Yes, I've met you. We've run into each other several times, many times now. I have a whole kind of a stalker type album that I put together of photos of us together. Oh yeah, it was first Days of the Dead Atlanta. And I think it was a little over a year ago. I think it was. Was that the first one? I forgot. Yeah, I think it was the first one and then again in Chicago. Oh, you know, this is Kelly here. Just really quick. You said you were a big fan of George Romero. And I don't know if you knew this, but I was in the remake of Night of the Living Dead. The one that Tom Savini directed. Uh-huh. Remember that? Oh yeah, I loved that one. Yeah, I got to be... Optic Eye was doing the effects on the zombies and I got to be a great gashed up zombie biker chick. And we were there until four or five in the morning. And unfortunately, I got left on the cutting room floor, but I got to have the total zombie experience. Paid a dollar from George. It was awesome. Oh yeah, a lot of those shoots go late into the night. Oh, well you get your best in the fog covered grass around that area. It just looks so... It's so eerie, naturally. Mm-hmm. Now, when you go on, do you get cast in a lot of films as a zombie? Have you been on anything that we would remember you from? I was in a movie called Ace the Zombie, which is about to get released. Okay. They had, you know, of course with movies, you don't always get released right away. Absolutely. And I've done several short movies for students. For like SCAD, Savannah College of Art and Design. They actually have asked me, and they actually recently, I've been cast for two movies. In fact, just signed a contract today for a movie. When you get cast, is it... They take into account your makeup, so they make sure that Stan looks like Stan when Stan is presented? Or do you let them embellish on you? Well, the one that I signed for today, they're going to embellish because I actually had Stan the Zombie trademarked. Cool. With the federal government. We're actually working on a Stan the Zombie concept for a movie. We're actually coming up with a comic book in another month. Wow, that's so cool. Based off of my character. But they will do my makeup. Right. The way that they want. You know, to fit their characters. You want the zombies to be cohesive. You know, you want them to look the same. The same, right. My makeup sometimes would look different than the way the makeup artists would do it. Right, right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Normally, do you pretty much have your own standard look that you bring to the movie? Um, I would say more in my mannerisms. I've been doing it for so long. You know, the way I move and act as a zombie, even with what Ginger's seen at first hand. Um, he's actually, he's incredible. He's not, he's not the snail zombie, but he's kind of in the middle. Um, scary enough that like every time I see more zombie zombies, I'm like, oh my god, Every time I see him, I go, oh, it freaks me out. And I take a photo with him, but I don't want to touch him. At the same time, there's a little turn-on factor. I'm just all fucked up. I bet. Are there zombie fuckers out there? Do you have, like, groupies? Necrophilia? Yes. Yes. What do you call it? Fangirls? Yes. You would be surprised. People have asked me that, and they've said, really, do you get hit on as a zombie? I say it all the time. Wow. Can I ask you a question without divulging anyone's name? If I say a name, everyone will know. Can you name five or six girls that are zombie or groupie fuckers at conventions? First name only. Oh, God. Oh, God. I know you can do this. They would know. But they're not listed. And just a first name doesn't count, because I'm wondering if we fucked any of the same girls. I knew there was a first name. There was a motive in this somewhere. No, I go to conventions, and I'm starting to get... I was in Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects. Right. I've done probably, oh, God, I don't know, 10, 12 horror films over the years. But I'm the most well-known for Fanny in The Devil's Rejects. And so I've got this little, like, group of followers of little fan fucker groupies. And so I've had sex with a few of them. And so I'm thinking, if I say the names, it'll... I'll give it away directly. But if you do, you've had so many, I've only had two. So can you just give us a couple of first names? Oh. Okay. Beth. No. Stacy. No. Oh, wait. Stacy threw up in the elevator. She... I was almost with Stacy. Busted poor Stacy over the place. She was so drunk. It was going to be her first time. She was going to be with a girl. She threw up in the elevator. Stan, don't give out any more names. Okay. No, keep going. Okay. So I think we know the same. There's hundreds and hundreds of conventions. It could be anybody. So I've had a girl named Stacy throw up in the elevator on the way up to the room. So I changed my mind. Go ahead. Give me another one. Oh. Jess. Nope. Haven't done Jess. Let's see. Paula. Nope. Nope. Let's see. There's one I'm looking for in particular. Oh. Amanda. Is it the one I'm thinking of? No. Somebody with red hair. Ooh. No, I will definitely get in trouble on that. You know what? It's probably the same girl. She was my birthday present this year. If we're thinking... Does she have very, very fair skin and beautiful red hair and lots of tattoos? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I just did her. And she'd never been with a girl before. What I had to do was I thought, okay, she's never going to be able to go through with it. She's going to pussy out. She's going to get scared. It's going to be too much. So I brought her into my room. I told her to close her eyes. I put a blindfold on her, made her stand there while I sat on the edge of the bed, take her clothes off for me, completely blindfolded, and then dropped to her knees. Okay. I took my clothes off, go down and eat my pussy. She'd never been with a girl before. By the time the night was over, I was foot fucking her. I have photos of my entire left foot inside of her pussy. It was amazing. She is fantastic. Your basic 101 education in girl fucking. A foot inside you by the end of the night. That's great. That's how she was. She'd never been with a girl before. And so I thought, well, how am I going to make her comfortable? And I've had more girls than I can tell you look at me while I'm having sex with you and I'm really looking at you. Tell me not to look at them. Look away. You're freaking me out because I'm like, I'm lost in you. I'm like, what I'm doing to you, I'm doing to you. And I'm looking at you and it's right there. And it freaks some people out. So this girl, I thought, I don't want to ruin it. It's her first time ever with a girl. And so I thought the blindfold was the best route to go. Followed by the foot. Followed by the foot. Smooth execution. You've got to see the photos. I've got great photos of her. She does. They're beautiful. She's beautiful. She really is. Now, do you have some tips, some guidelines? You've been a zombie for four years. Do you have a type you go after or is it just anybody that's available? As far as? Food. A victim? Well, yeah. I mean, you have to survive. Oh, yeah. Well, generally you would, you know, just like with any other predator in the animal kingdom, you go after the weakest. The weakest. Oh. The one that can't run too fast. The one that can't get away. The one that goes, don't I know you? Wait a minute. I met you at a convention. Oh, fuck. Oh, wrong move. Wrong move. Wah, wah. Well, usually when I'm performing, I don't, I act respectful. I mean, there's kids around these conventions, everything like that. And those terms generally would be, you have after parties at all these conventions. Mm-hmm. And generally if you're talking about that type of victim. Are we talking trolling or are we talking brains? Do your. Do your. No, usually, you know, sometimes, and again, it all depends on the circumstances. And sometimes it's just, you know, I was with somebody for a while, so I laid off of that. You know what I mean? Right. Being respectful to the relationship. So it was like, ah, ah. Which is the way it should be. Mm-hmm. In my opinion. I mean, flirting, I'm a flirt by nature. Unless you have an open relationship, then you can fuck anybody. But being a zombie, I mean, what do you do about your urges? I mean, there have to be times when. She's buying into this, so go for it. You know, what do you do when you just, you see somebody and you just have to have them? Even if you're in a relationship. Now, is your partner a zombie as well? Well, no, I'm not in one now. But when I was in one, no, no, no. The person was not. And really. How did you not eat her? Well, in the zombie world, they don't really have partners. They don't have partners. They kind of like. Well, but if he's a zombie and she's not, I don't know how you would hold back. I'm thinking I would literally eat her. Well, I wanted her for her brains. Oh, the intellectual approach. Kudos, Stan. I want to meet you. You sound fun. He's actually really awesome. Really awesome. Sometimes it just stays at the flirtation level. And I think everybody knows. I mean, we're all old enough to know that. Sometimes the situation doesn't look good. If you know what I mean. There's just something that's not. You know what I mean? And so sometimes you just leave it at the flirt. Right. You don't take it any further because, you know, you don't know what's up this person's sleeve. And sometimes at conventions. At conventions, you're a rock star. So that's kind of empowering. But yeah, you've got to be able to put the brakes on. There are certain things that could go very, very wrong. Yeah. And you know what? You know, you have that inclination. You know, sometimes the hunt is more fun than the kill. Amen. Exactly. I was just going to say, flirting is one of my favorite things to do in the world. I would never, ever, ever, ever cheat on my boyfriend. I just, I wouldn't. I haven't had another dick in almost six years. And I don't plan on ever having another one. But I flirt. I flirt with the guy that parks the car. I flirt with the guy at the check-in in the building. And they all remember. They all remember you. It's amazing. You know, and it's not overtly. I'm not walking up grabbing their dicks. I'm just like, you know, I know your name. How's your day? I give you a hug. And it feels good. And it makes other people feel good. I think flirting is fabulous. I just don't know if I had the, if I were a zombie, if I could stay away from eating people. I just, I really don't. Do you have any? Any tips? Any clues? Any suggestions for those of us out there? If we run into a zombie who tries to, well, no, let me back up for a second. How do you decide who you bite that turns into a zombie versus who you eat? Because there's, if you ate them all, there'd be no more zombies. And there's, so there's, I keep wondering this in all the zombie movies. How do you decide if you just, how can you just bite and walk away and not eat? They're picky eaters. That's how they do it. Exponentially, the numbers grow because they take one bite, move on to the next one, one bite. Oh, is that what it is? I'm just saying. I don't understand. Well, in the whole zombie, what makes a zombie eat or want to eat and everything is the part of the brain that's reactivated is the primal instinct. And the primal instinct of every creature on the planet is to eat. Right. Is to feed. And then re- I made a career out of doing that. Zombies are incapable of doing that. Right. So stick to the one. So generally, again, you would go after and it would be, you know, if you watch some of the movies, if there is one victim and there's multiple zombies, they're all going to town on that one victim. But if you have multiple victims, it's just like being in a smorgasbord. Right. Oh. It's like, oh, she killed another one over here, you know. Sample A, sample B. I get it. I get it. Or if they get bit and run, you know, if they run away and then you can't finish your meal, you know. Now, are there different, without being racist, are there different races that taste better than others? Oh, is that not racist? Well, I'm, because I don't, I'm just, I don't know. I mean, because we all have, you know, different cultures have different diets. And I'm just wondering, you know, if, if I had pork belly for the first time last week. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will never eat anyone from my family's background, from my own culture, my own people, the South. My mom is from Moultrie, Georgia. Most of my family. Are you that peckish, Sam? I, I'm sorry. They eat pork bellies. That's the most disgusting food in the world. Do you have a specific race that tastes better than the others? Oh, not really. I'm like a garbage disposal. I don't have any allergies. And a lot of times when I eat out, I like to eat ethnic food. Ethnic food. Okay. And sexuality doesn't enter into it. So basically you could be munching on a guy, a girl, it doesn't make you anything. Oh, I didn't think of that. Do you? You know, you'd probably go for something that, that looks more, uh, you know, meaty, you know, uh, would generally go for, you know, this would encourage people to lose weight. Um, There's not only is he slower, but there's more of him. I noticed when zombies started coming out. I noticed when zombies started coming out. I noticed when zombies started moving faster is when my interest started peaking because before the slow moving was just, it, it, I wasn't threatened. And then when they started moving faster, it's like, yeah, okay. That they got teeth and they could catch up. They're going to bite. I love the zombies. I'm sorry. I'm a huge fan of the walking dead. And I love the chick that cuts their mouth, the bottom jaw off and their arms and walks them around. It's is it Michelle? Michelle. Michelle. Michelle. Michelle. Yeah. Yeah. The black lady. I love Michelle. She's my favorite. How brilliant. Yeah. She's got the sword. How brilliant. She cuts their, their bottom jaw off and their arms and walks them around on leashes and the other zombies. Leave her alone. Because again, the whole, uh, the, the, the instinct to eat. That's why if ever you find yourself in a zombie apocalypse, stay downwind, not a point. So they don't care. Don't catch your scent. Can you give us any other, any other helpful hints to avoid? Let's say the zombie apocalypse, which I know is going to happen. It's already begun with the bath salt thing in Florida. And now it's, it's, it's, it's spreading worldwide. It's very frightening. And so I'm, I, I've got my little zombie kid. I've got, I actually have, and I'm not lying. I have six swords. I've got a rifle. I've got a couple of pistols. Um, and then I've got a food supply. I've got a water supply for, you know, several months. Oh, you have a bug out bag. A bug out bag. What's that mean? Uh, it's used like for any, uh, anybody who's like a prepper or survivalist. Like if you want to do zombie apocalypse or anything like that, where you have like food supplies, water, medical supplies. Yes. Just like you would have in California. I used to live there like earthquake. You have a preparedness kit. Right. That's what I have. And now they call it like a bug out bag. So you can survive for a week or two without any assistance. Right. And that's not from anybody else. Um, so generally for somebody to survive that again, you'd be quiet. I mean a gun. Yeah, that's nice. But you make a lot of noise. Well that's only if like I wake up and you're on top of me and I can't get to the, get to the knife. I would much rather I've got my swords ready to go. They are all, how about a friend of mine had a kind of a concept that, uh, uh, low, low tech cable link ups. So basically a low tech cable show that you could just tune into. That probably wouldn't be interrupted on a major scale that would be interrupted by a zombie apocalypse, but that you could tell the locals like where the zombie nest is, where the food is. I mean, does that sound like a preparedness? Oh yeah. Ham radio, a CB radio. Uh, you can get ones from Grumman with a hand crank. Yes. That will produce their own energy because your cell phones are going to be useless pandemic or zombie apocalypse thing. Yeah. Absolutely. Right. What about walkie talkies? Are walkie talkies going to work? Line of sight. You could use walkie talkies. You'd want to have rechargeable batteries or some way, which you could do. Okay. Because I have my walkie talkies ready to go. Aren't walkie talkies like a line of sight? Yeah. They're limited range. Right. And in the city you would really have a hard time because of tall buildings and everything. Right. Out in Oklahoma, you'd be fine. Now if I build a good house in Oklahoma. If I've got a home to live in, I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. But if I have a home designed with, let's say I've got a 30 foot retaining wall and it is pretty much impossible to get into my backyard. Am I going to be okay if my house looks like a fortress? There's no windows. There's no way in unless you get through gates. Am I going to be okay just to survive in my own home or do I have to leave? Well, eventually you would have to leave. Yeah. Because eventually your food supply. Your food supply. And they have patience. Yeah. And water would go down. And they would go down. Even canned food has a shelf life. Yeah. Especially once you cut out all the air conditioning and everything like that, that helps extend the shelf life. The best place to be during any kind of situation like that, any kind of apocalypse type situation is in the country. Because in the cities, if you've seen on the Walking Dead and every shows like that, then you have roaming gangs that are scavenging. Right. Right. So now you don't have to only worry about the zombies. You've got to worry about other humans. Right. And they're also fighting for the goods that you have. Right. There's so much to think about. And if you have a house with a big fortress wall, everything like that, they're going to know something's behind there. Right. Exactly. Now, what about zombie sex? Let's get down to what's important here. Zombie sex. Do you have... Break up a little piece, you know. I want to know. You know, zombies seem to have very little skin on their bones. The penis is made... There's no bone in there. Does it stay intact like a regular human? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. off yeah yeah that would be especially if it got bit off when you turn into a zombie you know then oh i didn't even think of that but uh people ask me that question and it's like well i'm not the first i mean it would be pretty nasty if you if you really thought about it yeah yeah now would you fuck other zombies but but your your girlfriend is not a zombie so is she cool with the whole rigor mortis hard dick thing is she worried about it at all well uh my ex-girlfriend i'm sorry right now damn zombie is single ladies 1-800-893-9562 what is your twitter page so that rigor mortis you well people would actually had asked me if you ever have in the outfit and i'm like um i'll take the fifth uh you know what own it baby that's fucking hot you've got i'll keep them guessing you've got your own stalkers you've got like zombie fuckers i don't know like there's chuckle fuckers that do that do comedians um i don't know what what you call them but for right now we're going to call them chucky fuckers we're calling them zombie fuckers be proud own it well if you watch uh the movie i was an ace of zombie they actually have a zombie sex scene in that movie with the zombie and a non-zombie or just two zombies getting it on there's two zombies getting it on cool that's in that movie it's uh what do you call it um you don't actually see anything it's uh what do you call it improvise it's uh you know suggestive right you know but are they are they pretty looking or is it kind of an auto erotic or yeah they're pretty gross okay see but i'm thinking i would love to have that role i would love to have a really fucking hot zombie sex scene i would be fantastic at that put me in a scene like put her in the next movie i need to find a a movie where they require zombies to do it and it's got to happen it's it's yeah i mean i don't know if it's been filmed yet but uh but uh yeah it it really and this is where people have asked me they said you get hit on as a zombie i said all the time they're like really that's gross i said well don't ask if you don't want the answer you know i don't think you know i even had women come just grope me right oh yeah i bet again rockstar i uh i thought we weren't going to kiss and tell um you you you you you you you you you you usually again you know when i'm performing i try to be professional right you know i'm not going to react on it it's kind of like a stripper you know the seven foot rule uh uh they can touch me but i can't touch them right what if it's now what you have to have male fans as well how do you react to to the the male um dad fuckers we'll call them probably the same way he responds to the to the line no i mean the the men versus the women uh do you have a lot of male you know groupies there are yes there are some um no i'm straight so i don't and i wasn't implying that you weren't i just there's there's a fetish there's something fucking hot oh yeah about the whole thing i was at last year and there was multiple times that men uh you know most likely gay um hit on me and one of them was like uh he was getting married tomorrow kiss me and he's like kept looking at me he's like come on kiss me kiss me kiss me i'm like no no have you ever had sex with a woman who wanted you to play dead oh yeah i mean oh yeah that was i'm sorry thank you that was awesome oh yeah oh that was a great response myself in trouble no this is what this is what people really want to know about zombies okay or people who play zombies or believe they're zombies this is like no stan is a real zombie yeah i can't play as a human and plays a human okay yes yeah no there's people i mean uh i mean ginger's been to these conventions i don't know if you you know there are people there that have not even just a zombie but anything right you know and a lot of times they're like oh my god i'm a zombie i'm a zombie i'm a zombie i'm a zombie i'm a zombie people think when you're an actor uh this and that they are easy right i'm sure that happens if you've been you know this man they're thinking okay you know then again the whole flirtation part you know but when we go back on that my mother told me once many years ago she said it doesn't matter where a man gets his appetite as long as he comes home to eat your mom was a wise woman that's why we love you so much stan the zombie where can people find you do you have a twitter do you have facebook where can people find stan the website um stan the zombie.com and i have a fan page on facebook by the same name stan the zombie my twitter somebody had taken the name stan the zombie so if you go on twitter and you type in stan the zombie it's not me it's some other guy and he hasn't been on in years in fact i'd like to take it from him but on my stan bowman at twitter it tweets stuff from my stan the zombie page okay perfect perfect and then the movie coming up z1412 actually uh the director al caruso uh he was in a rock band uh during the late 80s early 90s and his stage name was named after ginger lynn oh you're kidding me that uh last night oh would you give him a big sloppy wet one for me on her show stage name was that oh that is the coolest thing ever that is so sweet you know what seriously give him a sloppy wet one for me well i have his wife do it just as long as it gets there and he knows that it's that's very cool that would be perfect you have an absolutely wonderful sweetheart thank you so very much i wish you all the best um don't eat any of the good ones unless you're going to turn them into zombies and keep them as your best friends okay all right baby thanks for thanks coming on thank you you're welcome bye-bye bye bye bye i'm ginger lynn with kelly dickles we want to thank stan the zombie stan bowman for coming on our show we're going to take a quick little break we will be right back you more more more more We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. years in the Dry Creek Valley and the first place that we ever made love to each other was in the middle of the vineyard under a rising moon. It was gorgeous. Fabulous. She fell in love with me because she never had a guy eat her so well, she said. There you go. That's a postcard. It's a gift. It's a hallmark card. That's one of the things that Nick and I have been together coming up in six years and I don't know what's happened to me in the last few months, but I've totally given over to having my pussy licked. That's the most wonderful thing in the world. I love it. There's nothing better than pleasing a woman with your head buried between her legs and just having her gush. My wife's a flutter, so she just floods of juicy pussy cum all over my face every time. It's amazing and wonderful. That's how I wake her up every morning. It's how you wake her up every morning? That lucky person. That's her favorite time. She loves morning sex. One of her favorite things is I have to wait until it's the right time so I've got to time it so I don't wake her up too early. I've also got to make sure it's not too late so she has to get ready for work. She's either cranky or she's rushed. I just kind of slide under the sheets and bury my face between her legs from behind and she starts to moan as I flick my tongue up and down the back of her pussy lip and she loves it when I lick her taint. She just drives her nuts. I just get down in there and she rolls over on her back and I just go to town while she strokes me off while I make her cum. What better way to start the day? How long have you been together? 23 years. You're my hero. You are my hero. I've got two kids in college. One up in Oregon, which we found out one of the reasons my son chose the school he chose. I won't tell you which one it is. But it's up in the Portland area. Because apparently Portland is the most promiscuous city in America. Isn't Portland where it's really cloudy all the time? It's always rainy and dark. You've got to fuck. There's nothing else to do up there. You go to food trucks and you fuck. That's about it. We play words with friends together. Oh. You kick my ass. No, you're kicking my ass. Yes. Come on, you've got the highest IQ in porn, right? Pretty much. No, no, no, no. Come on, it's in your book. I don't have a book. It's in your book. Our publicist. It's in an article somewhere. In an interview with you. Somewhere in an interview with you, you stated your IQ and it's like really high. It's up there. It was. It's down now because of all the abuse you put on your brain. I had my IQ up. That was when I was four. It was. I think it's 62 now is my new number. And I love it. You got rid of the 100 in front of it. I thought, you know what, I like the number six. The true meaning of dumbing it down. And you put them together and they're eight and it's like infinity sign and it makes me happy. So yes, I'm 62 now. Okay. Not age wise. I thought you were 30. No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. My IQ is 62. My age is 31. 31. Okay. Yes. We'll take that. And if you double that. By the way, I was back in your hometown not that long ago. I'm so sorry. I know. No, I made a trip to Chicago and we were, you know, in some of the other surrounding areas. I think you had Gearborn or no, it's Michigan. What's the one down there in Joliet and all those little towns. Oh, yeah. I know. Joliet. I had a boyfriend who lived there for a while. Yeah. And then I forget. Oh, was it Troy? Troy, I think is where my cousin lives. And then we went over to Ohio and then back to. So I had we had the full, you know, the full Midwest. Midwest. Oh, yeah. California. People didn't look at us funny. And did you did you find that people say hi to you everywhere? And I forgot what it was like to go someplace where you're walking along. People like, hey, how you doing? And I'm ready to like punch you. I'm like, what the fuck do you want? Exactly. The thing that I thought was really most cool about it out there was that everywhere we went to eat, we got huge quantities of really good food for like nothing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But on the other side of it, when you go to the supermarket, they have zero fruit and vegetables. Nothing. Nothing. Yeah. They have corn, right? That's it. Corn and fireworks. I know fireworks have been out there. They have. They have them. They have them in in in the can, honey. You have to go to the frozen section. That's right. The cans in the frozen section. Cans and frozen sections. Yes, I grew up there. But it's. My beautiful wife standing next to me. I'm going to make her say hello really quick, even though she probably doesn't want to. Hi, beautiful wife. I'm going to say hi to Ginger Lynn. Hello. Hello. Is it 34DD, 36DD, 38DD? 44. 44DD. I always I'm dyslexic. And so I get the four and the five. I'm dyslexic. I'm dyslexic. I'm dyslexic. I'm dyslexic. So I got the four and the four mixed up. So. But that IQ probably. I know. I was talking about that earlier. Hi, 44DD. How are you, beautiful girl? I'm doing fine. Thanks. It's so good to hear your sexy voice. Have you been taking good care of your man? I try. And more importantly, has he been. He's a hard guy to keep. He's a hard guy to keep happy, though. Really. Is he difficult? He is. Yeah. You see, on the radio, he sounds like he's so nice. No. No, huh? He has three nuts that can be really overwhelming at times. He does have three nuts. That's why we call him Three Nuts. Now, what do you do with the third one? I know that I can put two in my mouth and juggle them quite easily. Because you have to be really gentle with the ball sack. You can be a little rougher with the actual nuts. You have to be really, really gentle with. What do you do with all three of them? Can you put them all three in your mouth? Not even close. No. Are they that big? Do you shave them for him? Pardon me? Do you shave him? Do you groom them, keep them nice and hair-free? He shaves them himself. Because I don't shave my legs or anything, and I'm just terrified of a razor. Ah. I like to watch them. What about his asshole? Like, my man is hairless. He has very little hair on his chest, just around his nipples. He's got that wonderful little passion patch. He grooms. He has a little hairy dickie. A little hairy dickie? Yes. He's got a little dickie. A little dickie? On his chest, yeah. Oh, a dickie. A dickie. I'm thinking. Not a little dickie. He's got a little dickie on his chest. You have to watch it. You just raised that. I was confused there for a minute. I'm going, well, you probably don't say that. He was bragging about something else. Can't fit his nuts in my mouth, but there's a little hairy dickie. No, so I know. So he's got a little hairy dickie at the top. Yeah. And then what's his grooming like in the three balls area, the three nuts area? Nice and clean, yeah. Nice and clean. And his asshole. Smooth as a baby's ass. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Okay, that's nice. Now, he claims to wake you up every morning by licking your pussy. Is that the truth? If he catches me early enough. That's what he said before you have to go to work. Okay, he's telling the truth. He's telling us good stories. I am so glad to hear your voice. It's so nice to hear you call in. I hope you're loving the show and enjoying the show, and I've missed you terribly. Oh, yeah, we'll come down to visit. Oh, yes, when are you coming down? I don't know, sometime. Okay, do you have my email? Sandy does, yeah. Okay, good. All right, it's great to hear from you. Have a wonderful day. Get a great pussy licking in the morning, and think of me. I will, thanks. All right, thank you, baby girl. Bye-bye. All right, bye-bye. Still there? Yep, we're still here. There she is. I know. It's all real. It's not just me making it up. You with the hand puppet, okay. No, and it's true. I will cook for you, and I will come down, and I will cook for you and Nick. I was a chef of some note in the area for many, many years, and I just retired from cooking, and I'm doing my music thing now. But I want to cook a nice sensual food for you guys. We will take you up on that. It's a date. You are welcome at our home, and we would love that to happen. Do you have a kitchen yet? I do. I do have a kitchen. Oh, and you have a kitchen? Yeah. I have to go on. Adam Carolla is starting a new show. The comedian Adam Carolla used to have the man show with Jimmy Kimmel. He's starting a brand new show called Bad Contractors. Oh, really? And I thought of you immediately. Oh, my God. I could be the first, like, the best guest star ever. You could be a whole season. We're coming up on three. We're over three fucking years now on this. Oh, that's crazy. Absolutely crazy. I've heard about this for years. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Well, not if you're living. I've been living through it. Short, long story short, two pipes burst in my house on opposite sides, destroyed rooms and floors and kitchens and everything in my home, and it was supposed to take two months, and then the insurance company goes, well, we're going to give you 23 cents on the dollar. And I'm like, no. Oh, I do want to tell you guys about one thing that I did as a chef recently. I did a Valentine's aphrodisiac dinner with a winery. What was it in? I was a chef, and we did a five-course meal with wines. I was a chef. I was a chef. I was a chef. I was a chef. I was a chef. I was a chef. I was a chef. I was a chef. I was a chef. I was a chef. Every single ingredient and item on every dish was on the list of the world's aphrodisiac foods. Like oysters. And so I did baby smoked oysters with a machingo cheese and fig butter on sesame toasts with champagne, a creamy wild mushroom soup with creme fraiche and caviar with chardonnay, a arugula salad with goat cheese, strawberries, avocado, radish, and a pomegranate ginger sesame dressing. And then we had chili-crusted and nut-crusted salmon and lamb with caviar. And then we had a! And more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more Time zone, because I'll be up at midnight playing and people, everybody's asleep. Yeah. We're just friends and we're viewed. All right. All right. All right. Blame that Ginger can't miss me. What a day. We're going to take a short break here. Don't go anywhere. We will be right back here on skidrowstudios.com. We'll be right back. Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy, Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's going to go over her BDSM checklist where she's going to tell you just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's going to make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know? Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask. That's Mound Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. She was shining like a star The beads of sweat were glistening As she and I were christening my car in Shangri-La And as it was in the tradition We'd run the gauntlet of positions From routine to acrobatic and bizarre She said, now show me what you've got She looked so purely hedonistic As my insides went ballistic for the money shot And as the rhapsody subsided Dewey-eyed and thoughtfully spoken She confided her misguided plans in me And she smiled like a child And she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Jean Julien La la dee, la la die Surrender to the force of life I want to be like Jean Julien La la dee, la la die Right now, right here, you're listening to Blame It On Ginger. I'm Ginger Lynn with... Kelly Nichols. Yeah, like I said, right here, right now. Let's, we're gonna get deep. Let's, we're gonna get. That's my, my, the hashtag today. Let's, we're gonna get. We're gonna get. Not that IQ problem. Ginger Lynn quotes. Let's, we're gonna get. Yep. All right. Let's get into some of them intimate details. We're gonna get deep inside each other's stuff and find out. Intimate questions every woman should ask a man. Yes, and I found this book really interesting because the questions would pertain to anybody talking to anybody and why wouldn't it be, questions for one person to ask the other person in a couple or, I have the burps today, or friends to ask each other. So hot. So, wait baby. I, I had, there was a guy that I, I, I didn't date, but I went to, it was a celebrity and I was invited over to his house and the girl I was with, I won't say her name, Lori Smith. Um, They're so bad. Did they, he would blow, he would take a hit off of a pipe, and then blow it into her asshole and then she would fart it back out into his mouth. And I won't say it was James Caan. Yeah, you should never say it's James Caan. That's why I said I won't. So does it lose anything in the potency back forth exchange? I didn't ask, didn't want to get that involved. Um, but so burping and farting are actually fetishes that are out there. Wow. I know. I know. I feel so normal right now. I'm going to burp. Till we have our burp off. And then I shall triumph. I need my Red Bull. Okay. Okay. I have, I just have one here. I just, this caught me off guard. Silent sex is, if you think about it, rather insulting. If he invited, if he invited you out to a gourmet dinner, wouldn't you plow through the whole feast without telling him how delicious each course was? So the question is, are silent orgasms as exciting as verbal ones? Or should you be insulted? Or I mean, I guess it's the person, but. Sex and food are, are, well, I've combined them many times, but they're usually very different things. When he was comparing it to a gourmet dinner, not, not, not food itself, but like. It, sex to me, I never want it to be gourmet every time. I never want it to be fast food every time. I never want it to be, um, you know, the hot dog place. I want sex to be as diverse as the meals that I eat. The meals that I enjoy eating. I want them to be all, all different flavors. I want each time to be a different color and a different taste and a different feel and a different, um, speed and a different texture. And I want it, I want it all to be right there. Um, each time and, and differently, there are times that I want to be dead asleep and I want to feel you just roll me over. You get climb on top of me. And just look down at me and slide your Dick inside. Spit. I love it. But their first spit in my pussy. I want to watch it come out of your mouth and drip down onto my pussy. And I want to look up at you and I want no words. I just want you to fuck me. I just want you to in and out and in and out. And I don't want a word said. And that's just, that's, that's my favorite. That's my dungeon is crab, which is my favorite food in the world. Now, the tricky thing about. Yeah. The tricky thing about talking or not talking is, uh, having a mood broken by accidentally, maybe overstating or saying something that it's not in other partner's head. Yeah. I've had to learn to really edit because there's like, if, if, if I don't know the filter from my head to my mouth, I can get myself in really big trouble. Um, the only go to that I ever do that I know is always okay. Yeah. I can always go to daddy and sometimes I'm really bad and sometimes I'm really naughty and sometimes I don't want spanking. I don't want one that even a little bit. And so you could get away with write your name on me in a turd. Daddy. Daddy, will you write your name on me and in your poopy? There you go. I don't tell nobody. Promise. The daddy thing works. I like the daddy thing. I like, I like the daddy thing a lot. That's the only one that I can, that I know I can go to all the time. And you've never had a guy go, uh, no, no, not me. I never did it until the last couple of years. And I never, I did it in one movie. I did it in the movie, uh, Taboo number four with Jamie Gillis. Yeah. It took me like six hours to film this one shot where Jamie Gillis is supposed to pull my panties down. I'm supposed to look up and say, daddy, I couldn't get the word. It was too fucking creepy. I was 21 years old. He was 51 years old or something creepy. And it just, it just didn't work for me. Now I'm with a man that's the same age as me. Right. And there's the fantasy now works for me. If it was somebody 70. It wouldn't work for me. The creep factor would creep back in. It's just way too fucking creepy. Yeah. But if, when, when it's my daddy and it's because I know my man is my man and he's in charge, you think that I was in charge there? My man, Nick, you're going to love being with Nick. He's just so fucking he's assertive. That's what it has to be. When you know him, he's, he's your, your, he's a civilian. He's very mild mannered. He's my girlfriend. He's just, he's awesome. And in bed, he will fuck you up. Oh, you said that. I love the way you said that. I was just thinking that. And they're just the way you said he will fuck you. Oh, there's no, there's no fucking around. It's real. And he means it. And, but he, I, I hate an aggressive man. I love. assertive man. There's a big difference. Commitment. Absolutely. And I love, I love the fair factor, but only if I trust you. Right. And I am to the point where I would trust Nick to do anything to me at any point in time, not doubt it. And he could really fuck me up if he wanted to, because I allow myself to be put in that position because it turns me on. You know, I get, I get completely hogtied with my, my wrist bound together to my ankles and I'm not going anywhere. Right. And anything can be done to me. I have ball gags in my mouth. I have, you know, whips and, and electrical things put into my body that, you know, there could be the defibrillator could be required, but I trust him and I will let it go. So it's, there's times when it's just, it's, it's so fucking intense. I can't take it. And it, it's, I've, I've, I've been choked out to the point where I've gone, my head's gone, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I've had to been smacked back, but I'm never fainted totally. No. Cause it's just what you're saying. It was like, it gets so intense that you just get, I'm lost. I'm lost. And look at me, my hands are still behind my back. And then disappointed. Um, so, uh, what was the question? I think you answered it pretty well. It's pretty much about silent orgasms are as exciting. Are they as exciting as verbal ones? But I think what you said was true. It's like, you want a mixture. I mean, it's never that simple because it's never that neat in life. You don't get a sprinkling here and a sprinkling there. Some people do. If you're, if you're the person that, all you get is your guy on top and he fucked you, you know, he helps a couple of times. There's no talking. He comes, that would be awful and you would be missing out on so many wonderful things that happen in a relationship during intimacy. When you're connected to your partner, you're, you're, you're missing out on all the good stuff. You just, it doesn't even count as sex. Right. So it could be a bad thing. If you've got a healthy, sex life where you've got all the different colors all the different textures all the different places that you get to go it's it's yeah it could be something as simple as silent is good like you said roll over just just roll me over look in my eyes spit on my and then just me till we both come nice you know there'll be some moaning but there'll be no i'm not going to talk about anything and i that's that's my favorite morning type of sex really i love that i love it or if i'm lying there here's where we have no words at all a lot of mornings and i have there's a company called uh what's it called gun oil and they make a lube called pink and it looks like a little beautiful glass perfume bottle and you put a couple pumps and i know the sound of the pump and he keeps it on his side of the bed and it it doesn't wake me up enough to where i'm up but i hear the pump and i know what's going to happen and i know that he's putting that loop in his hand and he reaches over and he slides his hand between my legs and just cups my and just it's not even like it's not like a slap in the lube on it's a a gentle little cupping motion and it's just getting my wet and just rolls me to the right position spoons me puts a stick in me and just me until i come and once i come within about another five minutes he'll come and and we never say a word it's you've got morning breath so we're not facing each other right but what i love is you're having pavlovian sex you know that right what kind of pavlovian what's pathologian uh when a bell is rung the dogs start salivating because they would get partial reinforcement of being fed so when they would hear a bell ring so you're hearing the pump and you're getting excited you're already there pavlovian that was the scientist that did it that's neat i like that honey you know every morning i'm there for you and every midday late day late night early night middle of the night no i'm always there what about you how do you feel about silent sex um i on one hand i i don't like to say interject the wrong thing that will mess up a mood that's already there more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than more than difficult for them and then that's an area that sometimes you can get into see that's why i think that a first date is a date that you should your partner and be as filthy and sick and dirty and just no i'm dead serious i know it's disgusting as you can i think every sick up fantasy thing that you want to do get it out of the way worst case scenario you've got a great up fabulous night of sex and a great story you're gonna go away and it's gonna be like a night that everybody will remember best case scenario which was my case with nick is we were sick twisted up and in the same direction from night number one and they found each other and we've been together since night number one wow and it's because we were both as up as we really are romance it was it was just not you know when you go into it thinking it's it's a one-night stand right you know nothing to lose my girlfriend said he was twisted and up he'd love i'd love to him and went okay and uh and i did and i have and i still do no that's that is such a healthy approach i i think maybe my approaching things as fixer-uppers is maybe not as good an approach because you're hoping for the best and and it maybe doesn't ever go there and then everyone's this way you find out right away you absolutely do are you mainly a a a first time like the first night out do you wow i would have to say what she really feels about first in the past uh dead to center always uh in fact if i got out of a relationship i sport into the next one and uh always in the first day i'm uh i'm a lot more pulled back and considering now maybe the second no hi i don't know pause what's your name okay let's do it let's do it i think i i need to get their name first before i you know yeah i know i sometimes sometimes you're just going you know you know kelly not necessarily true have you ever somebody and not known their name yes and that has been hot and that has definitely been hot and and it's like at the end one of you will go and what let's never speak of this the worst thing is you wake up in the morning you don't know their name and you're still in the bed oh the extraction process and who does it first the girl or the guy because they always show the guy kind of like creeping out and quite often it's the girl like the oh yeah the walk of shame where you're like you've got the clothes on from the night before do you ever heard the expression dingo ugly right no what's dingo ugly dingo ugly uh basically is the girl so ugly that you'd rather bite your arm off more than even seeing more than even seeing more than even seeing more than even seeing more than there, then wake her up. That's an Australian term. Alright, I'm not doing the dingo. I want to thank all of our guests today who didn't show up. Thank you so much. We had a great time. You contributed to our great time. We didn't miss you at all. Love the pizza man. Thank you for coming in. And making a cliche even more cliche. Kelly Nichols, I absolutely love you. Where can people find you? They can't. Not yet. But they will. I killed myself on Facebook. We'll ask this question another time. We'll save it for later. Alright, you can find me on Twitter. Blame it on Ginger. We will be back tomorrow. It will be what is tomorrow? It's cookies and cream. Don't want to miss that one. We'll be back tomorrow. Thank you so much for joining us today here on Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios.com Love you babies. Skid Row Studios.com