We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Some I've met before, some I haven't. Some I didn't think I'd met before, but I have. Of course, right across from me in a lovely bikini, as she always should be. We love her, Miss Poisonous. Hello again, everybody. And next to Miss Poisonous, somebody, apparently has been a friend of Josie's for a lot of years, which explains why she's never introduced me to her. You didn't introduce me to Miss Poisonous for a long time. Because I'm smart. Yeah, so many cute friends, and I never seem to meet them. Not only is she cute, I said that she's a set designer, but that's not right. You're a shopper, a set... I'm a set decorating buyer. Set decorating buyer. I'm a professional shopper, basically. You're a professional shopper. What a job. A woman's dream job. A set decorating shopper for an Emmy Award nominated set decorating shopper. I can imagine that competition. Set decorating shopper for the show True Blood. She's also got an interesting filmography that I've looked at. A lot of interesting... Everything from Skin and Max to Kathie Lee. Lacey Edwards. Lacey Edwards. Lacey Edwards. I apologize. That's right. We're going to get it right, though. L-E-C-E is Lacey. Right. There's an accent goo. Okay. Well, we're going to figure that out. We have a goo. And Lacey, you got to... Because I forgot the name. You got to introduce me to your boo. Well, I know. This is my boyfriend, Josh. Josh Berry is in Man Ray. Most awesome new band. Well, thank you. Yay. But I've known this guy for... I've seen this guy forever. I mean, you're a bouncer. Yeah, I've been around. But you've been around the same. Ah, that's... Das Bunker, other places. All up and down the street. All up and down the street. Did you carry me out of a bar once? Very much. He's probably carried all of us out of a bar once. Now, we've got a great show. And Orpheus Black... Is that how you guys met? Oh, God. No, no. 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I think I know why. I like it. It's so sparkly. Right? I saw Josie half an hour ago. She just noticed my tie. I think I know why. Because you're not the only Josie in my life. You know who made this tie? Yes. Josie Bunny. I know Josie Bunny. Yes, you know Josie Bunny. She's a burlesque girl. She's the campy cottontail with curves, curls, and baby blues. And she makes these ties. They're embroidered, handmade. Every tie is handmade. Wow. I love that they're handmade. I'm going to... Yeah, and you can tell. It's beautiful. It's a very well done tie. And it looks great on camera. It looks even better in person. I'm going to Kendra's party afterwards, so this is going to be the hit of the party. But go to etsy.com shop. Your tie, not her. Right? I like to overshadow my host. Go to etsy.com forward slash shop, forward slash bunny basket, B-U-N-N-I-E basket, or go to Facebook Josie Bunny, J-O-S-I-E, B-U-N-N-I-E, and find out how to get that. 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And then I found out a few days ago with the news report that those two were the same situation. Seems to hit you harder, too, because I know that you've seen it. Yes. I can't get the image out of my head. But anyway, he was really loved here in town. I thought he was great. He always kicked me down tons of stuff every time I went to the warehouse. And I wasn't in a famous band. So I thought that was pretty cool, you know? So anyway. He was in my high school. Do what with us. But he was a few years older than me. And they used to put his stuff up in the school, like in our art class. Basically, like we looked up to him how he's making stuff of himself. So it was like a really big deal. And then it was working out of his parents' garage. But then when he got the store, it was like, oh, that's so cool. Yeah, he really made it. And so you shop there and, you know, stuff's getting forward. But you're like. It was rad, you know? Just like to see that progression. So, you know. And Miss Poisonous was no stranger to the lip service store. I was just there three or four days ago. And spent a bunch of money and was in there at the lip service outlet store. Right. Yeah. And then a few days later, I seen the news. And it was just like. It was heartbreaking. It really was. A crushing bow. Our condolences to the family and everything. Yes. Yes. You know. He does leave a legacy behind. He made us mark. Amazing clothes. He always looked better. That's true. Very true. Wow. Very true. Much respect. Which is amazing to do in my case because I look so great. But anyway, Josie, and happier news. And also this weekend, come out to Whiskey Blue. My band Carrera's playing. And we're having a little party for our friend Jessica. Sexy. Who's been on the show. Yes, she was on the show. Did you see the show that she was on? Elizabeth will be singing. We all booty popped over there. I saw that. Yeah. Kitty Cadillac. I think our friend was there. That's his friend. Old friends. Everybody. Yeah. So we all learned how to booty pop. Kitty's an everybody's friend. From St. Joseph's. Wait. Well, she's my friend now. That's another one of Josie's friends that she's known for quite some time. That's very beautiful. Her Jamaican work. I tried to keep her hidden. Yeah. Well, anyway, so. And I seem to meet these friends when they have boyfriends. So that's kind of what happens. But Lacey, except for Miss Poison, I think I met you when you were going on somebody. And then, anyway. I love the glasses. See, now she's got the glasses. That's my, you know. The glasses are cute. Women with glasses is my weakness. Because I figure their vision's impaired, so I have a shot. But. Now I can see what's going on. I see what you're up to, Mark. Apparently not. So, anyway. I want to start with Lacey Edwards. Because we have been doing extensive research on the both of you all week. He does a lot of research. I do a lot of research. I do a lot of research on both of you. A lot. Hours. Late hours. Now, please tell us now. I'm assuming. Because I was telling you in the lobby that my. My father, he's an antique dealer. He's been a collectible dealer for his whole life. Is that where you started out? No, I actually. I wasn't really sure what I wanted to do. I was a photo retoucher for a while. And then I. Thanks, Angela. Yeah. A little closer. Yeah. You're a retoucher? I was a photo retoucher. Okay. For a few years. But then, you know, I didn't really like that. Well, no wonder you met Josie. You had to retouch a lot of those. She doesn't need any retouching. She's gorgeous. Always. But, yeah. So, I just started kind of collecting. And I. And I just. I went to Europe. Tried to figure it out. But not a hoarder. Collecting. You know. No. I just. For myself. Yeah. For myself. She's got a bunch of crap in her house. But. There's a big difference. But, yeah. And so, I started getting into the movie industry. And so, I started with that. And how did that. How did you get into it? Well, my uncle is a key grip. Which is also like for film and television. And so, I was just like, well, when I came back from Europe, I needed. I needed a job. So, I just. I didn't want to do anything traditional. But something with artistic. Right. So, I just kind of fell into that. And I loved it. Well, you have a rockabilly artistic flair about you. Which we love. Thank you. Thank you. No, I love her style. I can. Of course. Look at that. The bangs. I'm just. I'm just. You got to grow some bangs. Because this is not even. That's complimentary. That's true. I might always have bangs in here. Right. Right. I always have terrible bangs. But you have an interesting. You have an interesting filmography in that. You have like two filmographies. There's. There's a lot. No. There's a lot of. From. I'm looking at this. Uh-oh. First thing. Let's zoom on that. First thing that's coming up. Well, actually, the first thing that's coming up. I'm looking here. In 1994. Uh-oh. Through 1990. There's a lot of soft core erotic thrillers. Yes. But I was the boss. I was a production designer. So. Oh, really? Okay. So. I can hang with that for a little bit. So. Well, it's interesting. Because there's a lot of. There's a lot of these that I have actually. Sexual Predator with Richard Grieco and Angie Everhart. I did see that one. It's like I own that on VHS. Right. Animal Instinct like 17 or something. There's two and three that you worked at. And Seduce Me. Secret Games 3. That's right. That was a winner. And then. And so. The Pamela Principal 2. Which I don't even get. But I think I've jerked off to it. So. How did you get into the erotic industry? And what did you do there? Well, I was a production designer. Which basically is I built all the sets. And designed all the sets. Oh, okay. So you really were a set designer for that. No. A set designer. Okay. Is actually. Let's clarify. Set designer. It's kind of a common. Mistake. People always seem to. Like. Like. For some reason. Like Josie when she's sending her set designer. Come on. Go ahead. I didn't say that. Anyway. Go ahead. She's got it. He did the blueprints basically. And all the layout. Basically. So they do all the renderings. Can somebody get Orpheus please? Orpheus is downstairs please. He won't. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt the conversation. With our other guest. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So he draws the concept. So the production designer will give him a concept and sort of try to relay that to the director or the agency or whoever it is at that point, writers. Like a storyboard, kind of. Not really. Kind of. I mean, it's a drawing, yes. But it's like a big, huge piece of paper. And then they also do blueprints. And they do all the sets. Like if you're building real walls and sets, somebody has to know the measurements. So basically that's our little cheat sheet. So because it's been a while since I've seen Sexual Predators, so like the couch that Angie Everhart and Richard Grieco fucked on, like you might have found that couch. I did, yes. Oh, okay. That was an odd perspective, right? How did I remember that they fucked on a couch? I'm big Angie Everhart fan. Anyway, so. But a moleskin. But it's weird. Way too much. I don't ever need to see moleskin. Oh, so you were on set for that. Oh, unfortunately. Yes, it was with Gregory Dark of the Dark Brothers. I know Gregory Dark. That was a part of his house. Nice guy. He was big. He was a big fan of mine for some reason. He always wanted me near him, next to the monitor. He would tell me all these stories. Were you trying to groom you to be a soft core director? I don't know. I just, I guess. I don't know. He just thought I was funny and I don't know. He just kept keeping me around. We did a lot of films together. Wait, wait. I've got an idea. I've got an idea. Uh-oh. Yeah, right? Sexual Predator 2 starring Dark Mark, Josie Cat, and Miss Pointer. No! What do you think? Well, it happens to be like 27 years. There's been a lot. I don't know. Sexual Predator. There hasn't been Sexual Predator 2 with me and these two. But the question is, who would be the predator? That would be me, of course, because these two are fighting over me. Depending on the time they're there. You obviously don't know us very well. It's something that I've had in my head. But in the midst of all this Skinamax and soft core. When I wanted to get out of it and change my name from Patio Furniture to Dr. Lacey Edwards. Yes. You were the art department coordinator. Now, what is that? That was a job that I didn't love. For Kathy Lee, Home for Christmas. Yes. Is she a nightmare? That's Kathy Lee Gifford. No, she's actually amazing. Really? Drunk as a skunk. Oh, now she gets paid to get drunk. Is she really drunk? Oh, my God. At 9 o'clock in the morning in their little mug. We'd have to pour whiskey in both of their mugs. And this is when the kids were little, huh? Where do I fill out an application? Cindy. Yes, we did a lot of Christmases. At her personal house for Christmas. We had Thanksgiving at her home. I did see Sexual Predator. I did not see Kathy Lee Home for Christmas. So you actually went to her house. Yes. Both of her houses. We went in Colorado and also in Delaware. So you were the art department coordinator. So what did you do? Well, that's not really what I did. I kind of did everything on that job. Right. So I also decorate. I did all the trees. I did all the garland. Oh, okay. They just had to make up a... Do you decorate a lot at your own home for Christmas? I love Christmas. A winter wonderland. If I have the time. I'm usually crazy busy right around then. But yes, I have to have some Christmas. I love it. What about Halloween? Is Halloween just insane at your place? If you could decorate Kathy Lee's house for Christmas, you can decorate anybody's house for Christmas. Like saying she's picky? Hmm. I'm going to check your message because apparently it's not downstairs. But wasn't she born Jewish? That's the weird thing. Anyway. And also... No, that's only by injection. What? Oh, wow. Hello. And also, I was talking... Is he so shy? He said he can't get into the elevator. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. Josie, can you kind of take charge? I better take care of this. Our hero. Thank you. Anyway, so let me... I'm sorry we keep getting interrupted. I'm sorry. I apologize to both of you, too. Anyway. Our fans. Our two fans in the booth. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. But I was talking to Miss Poisonous, and we were both impressed that you had also done some work on the movie Fat Beach. Yeah. That's right. P-H-A-T Beach. That's right. We both remember that movie. We know how bad it was. Plus, also, Blood Fist 5 with Donna Dragon Wilson, I think. That was Donna Dragon Wilson. Anyway, Fat Beach. Now, what did you do on Fat Beach? I was a decorator. Okay. So, what did you... When you're at the beach, what did you decorate? Well, you know, they weren't only at the beach all the time. It's been a while since I've seen them. You know, they were in the hood. They had two houses. Oh, so you decorated the hood stuff. You know, there's a lot of action happening. Okay. So, are you up for the Emmy Award this year? Yeah. Is that what's happening? For True Blood, I guess we are. Awesome. For Outstanding Art Direction and Set Decoration. Congratulations. So, this is like the award where like 10 people come up because there's so many people involved? You know, there's a production designer, which is who is so amazingly talented. She is Suzuki Ingerslav, and she is unbelievable. She did Six Feet Under. Right. She works with Alan Ball. Alan Ball created our show, of course. Right. And then we have... She's a production designer. And then we have Kat Smith. She's the art director. Right. And then my boss, who is the set decorator, which is Ron Franco. So, I work under him. And then we have a second shopper. So, it's kind of a really a team effort. And then we have all the boys that help us and all the painters. We have a really, really talented crew. How does one get to become a shopper for a big TV show or movie? Well, I was a decorator for... I've been in this business for a few years. Angela needs a new job, basically. So, you know, I was a decorator forever. But in my union... I can only be a decorator on commercials. If I want to go into film or television, I have to be a shopper. Okay. So, I can't hold two cards. So... But I can do both jobs. Okay. I just kind of bounce back and forth. So, I just kind of took that because it was my favorite show. And I was like winning the job lottery. Like, I was super stoked to get this job. And I've been at it for five years. You earned it. That was amazing. Yeah. We've won... We've been nominated for four Emmys for Outstanding Art Direction. Mm-hmm. But they've had countless. Mm-hmm. Emmys. They've been nominated and won on. So, we're like the number two show on HBO. I mean, do you... Huge fan base. Do you... Do you... Oh, there he is. All right. Orpheus, how are you? Nice to be in the lobby, man. Dude, we had to do the show. Orpheus, we were just talking about True Blood. Why don't you... Can you switch with Orpheus so he can be on camera? Absolutely. Thanks. Bye, babe. Bye, baby. Hang on with me. By the way, how did you two meet? How did you meet that stunt muffin at your wedding? Well, actually, it was... Kind of a... Did he bounce you out of a club? Happy and sad story, I suppose. We met at a memorial for our friend Michael Biederbeck. Mm. And we just happened to be there. It was kind of... It was a rough day. Right. And we were just, you know, just hanging out with a couple of our friends. His bandmate, he's a man ray, and Jody Hills is his friend. So, I was kind of like hanging out with them. And I don't know, there was a spark. Because, you know, Dice Clay used to have a bit about meeting a chick at a funeral. You go to a funeral, like, hey. Well, I wasn't really... Hey, what's going on? I wasn't really attracted to him at first, though. He had dreadlocks and a beard, and I wasn't really... I'm like, dude, I'm not into that. So, I don't know. Now he has a whole new look, right? I'm just saying. He's like, I'll fix that. Part of dreadlocks? No, no, no. She sort of wasn't into it. I know. He's really dreamy now. Exactly. He's got short hair and a beard like myself. Anyway, so, Angela. Angela, it's funny. So, we saw you at the Bar Sentencer's 16th anniversary. And we had a lot of fun. I know you saw the pictures of our face. I got you a Perrier, if you want. Oh, that's me, too. The fancy pants one. Yeah, everybody's got Perrier today. I love Perrier. So, we got... That's the orange lemon. Are we sponsored by Perrier? Not yet, but I want to... We should be. I want to get a traditional camera. I want to get a camera. Drink all you want. So, it's interesting, because you posted on Facebook how you were so excited about the Bar Sentencer. How you were so excited about the Bar Sentencer. How you were so excited about the Bar Sentencer. How you were so... Because they had the band The Dreaming, and the lead singer is the same singer from Stabbing Westward, right? Christopher Hall, yeah. Right. And you posted on Facebook that... I know. Well, here's the thing. She posted on Facebook that it was so good of him to let you buy him a drink. Yeah. What a guy. Drunk Angela. She's that night. You know, I don't know if you're aware of this. I would let you buy me a drink. That's a... She knows your tricks, though. Now she does, yeah. She's speechless. I've never seen Angela speechless. Here's the other thing. Here's the other thing now. Now, here's the other thing now. You posted that you're kind of in the mood for a new lover. Is that correct? I don't even have a lover right now, so new is an understatement. Orpheus is... Pay attention now. I'm just saying, I'm all in. That's what she said. By the way, Josie, Miss Poisonous and Orpheus have never met each other. No, we haven't. No, we haven't. I've heard about you for so long now, so it's an honor. Orpheus. Although, I know... I know all the three of you have been in clubs. Yeah, I'm sure we've been in the same place at the same time. Just never networked. But you've seen that ass on Facebook. Who hasn't? You know what I just saw on Facebook? Last time when she was supposed to be here... He's not a good stalker. No, last time we were supposed to be here, when you were supposed to be here, you were very disappointed that she wasn't there. Although... I was disappointed. Because I saw the picture that you posted on the... Right. He had to light me on fire. Yeah, he lit Josie on fire. Hey, the more titties, the better. Lacey, this is... He's got me beat there. He's a pro-dom. He is a pro-storyteller. Yeah. He is... He's a renaissance man. He does a lot of stuff. He's got a new thing now, and this is... I wanted to ask you about this, Orpheus. Sure. And I want to talk about your class, because I'm taking your class next week. I got a sub. I can't wait for you to come out. What class is it? Yeah, we'll talk about the class first, and we'll talk about this. Tell us about the class. All right, so on the 29th and the 30th, we're doing free classes over at the Laird Aside in North Hollywood. So basically, the first thing we're going to do is we're going to focus on submissives and improving their submission and their service. And they're also going to do a cooking class with me. Because you are a gourmet cook. I like cooking. I like to say that. This might be perfect. You post pictures of lunches. I'm using the comic shirts. Don't let him lie to you. Yeah. Okay, maybe you're not classified as a gourmet, but you are a good cook. Yeah, I'm a good cook. And, you know, we're going from prep to presentation, so it's not going to be basically about the cooking as much as it is about prepping, preparing, making sure it looks perfect for your person that you're cooking. You're serving. Right. You know what I'm saying? And then we're going to move straight. Cooking for love. I like that. I like that. And then there's a spanking social after the class, so it's going to be a free spanking social. I think we're all going to be there. Exactly. Are you going to be back in town by next week? I come back Tuesday. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I'm definitely going to let you in for free. I'll be there. I thought it was a free class. You just said it was free. I thought it was a class. I'm learning a game. I might have two subs. I might be doing it like you. We discussed I'm not a sub. Remember that? What's that? We discussed I'm not. We discussed this with Master Overbound. Yes. You're a bottom, but you're not a sub. Exactly. Do you know the distinction? No. Because he said there was a distinction. There's tops. She likes to spanky spanky, but she's not to the lifestyle. Let's do it like this. I understand the technical terms. You know what I mean? If you're a bottom, you just like to offer yourself up to be used in a way, you know, get your little masochistic desires out. But, you know, usually, I only have room for a specific thing. You know, I have this cookie cutter mold. I like to be in charge. I like to have, you know, dominance. I like to do the whole nine yards. If a person only wants it a la carte, like I'm only taking this, I'm only taking this, you can take this just somewhere else. So it's not the way you are? Is that what you would define yourself as? You know what I'm saying? I'm all about it. You know what I mean? Because I'm going to be all in. She should be all in. Okay. That's how I feel about it. You know what I mean? So if you're going to... All in, babe. I can see that. I'm going to be back here working my ass off with the floggers and doing all this. Best bet, you can go get me a fucking soda out of the fridge. I respect that. I respect that. Right. I see you guys experimenting in the bathroom, Lacey. There you go. There you go. Hey, but on the 30th, we're working with doms. So that's what we're going to do. All slave training. Okay. All relationships. Because a lot of people don't talk about that. A lot of people want to do the skills and throw the floggers, but they can't keep a sub longer than a week. Right. You know what I mean? So it's really about skill building. Not skill building, but building relationships, building dynamics. Building dynamics and really solidifying it and how to go about building structure because most people don't know how to do that. And that's such a big part of it, too, and people don't realize that. It is. It is. You know, the mental, if you have a person's mind, you have their body. Right. You know, and you got to learn how to get in there. And most people don't have a mouthpiece. They can't talk. They don't know what to do. They don't plan. They have no forethought. And they just call themselves master like it's their first fucking name. Right. I was going to say that because, I mean, the master of silent wins comes to you because there's no master. Orpheus does it all. Yeah. If you don't see it in me, then I'm not for you. Right. You know, I don't have to put master or dom or sir in front of my fucking name. I was never told. I was always told that that's how they refer to you as not what you call yourself. Well, I've heard women refer to you as sir. Yeah. Most of the time. I hope so. That means I'm trying to do a good job. But you're not sitting there. Call me sir. Never. Never. Well, why is saying like choking is a bad thing? Well, choking is not a bad thing. Right? If you would like to re-choke me, we can ram this. We've choked a very good thing. He's choked me out. No, no. You've choked her out. Yes. You've choked a cat. Very gently. A cat, yeah. It was very sensual the way you did it. It's the one fetish I have. Yeah. It's the one fetish I have. I fucking love. I think we're going to get some choking in here. Ah. And it's not like this. How many? Very simple. It's very soft. And we're going to have a whole choking line here. You have to know what you're doing. He does. He does. I was frightened. I was choking. He does. I choked 62 people out to unconsciousness in one class. It's getting longer. How many? 62? Wow. And then you learn how to do it right. Yeah. Wow. It was an experimental thing. Right. That's when the change came in. Right. So we had a good, you know, but we have a good time. And I'm hoping that everybody comes out to my class. Again, it's the 29th and the 30th. At the North Hollywood Lair? At the North Hollywood Lair. Which is where I met you the first time. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. And it's going to be a great time. So bring the sub and they're going to learn something. I'm going to learn something. Or come by yourself. And where can people find this information? You can go on FetLife. And look up the Erotic Art of Dominance on FetLife. Or you can go on Facebook because it's easier to find. And look at the Erotic Art of Dominance and Submission. And it's both on there. Or hit OrpheusBlack.com. Orpheus Black on Facebook. Well, I think I might be coming with a bunch of people. And you're welcome to come with us. If I'm not working, remind me. I'll be your date. I definitely will. Well, I've already got a date. But I might get to use one. Well, I'll be your date. I can always use another date. You can be my date. You can be my date. If he's got options, I'm all in it. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see what happens. Lacey might be coming. Who knows what's going to happen. Lacey is the, she is the, now what is the specific title again? Man, I thought you were going to get this one. Hold on. I got IMDb. You are the buyer. You are the set buyer. Close. That was so close. It says buyer on IMDb. You are the shopper. Almost there. You are the Emmy nominated. Okay, better. Better. I feel better now. Emmy nominated. I told her she has to get used to it. She has to get used to that because that's the way she has to. Look, I can't take the anticipation. Emmy nominated. Not master, but Emmy nominated Lacey. Emmy nominated Lacey. That's how everyone has to adopt her. By the way, not every white woman spells Lacey, L-E-E-C-E. Not a lot of white women have an apostrophe in their name. It's French. What other than white women would do it? I mean, what are you trying to say? You know what I'm trying to say. You know what I'm trying to say. It's French actually. It doesn't mean the light. It means happy. It's happy. It's happy. It's happy. It's happy. It's happy. It's happy. It's happy. It's not too, you're not contracting two separate. My father's name's Lacey. So you're not contracting two different names. It is actually Lacey. Is it your real name? Yes. I always thought it was a nickname, stage name, Hollywood kind of thing. I know. And then my middle name's Vondria, so it's like crazy. Oh, that's bad. I have Lacey Vondria. Sounds like a dominatrix. Sounds like a stripper. You know. Sounds like a dominatrix to me. Yeah. Lacey Vondria. I just only have the shoes like it. So Lacey Vondria. So what is your specific title on True Blood? Because we only got 26 minutes and I'm never going to guess it again. Set Decorating Buyer. Set Decorating Buyer. Yes. She's an Emmy nominated Set Decorating Buyer for True Blood. What a cool job is that? That's a cool job. You know what? I made an outfit for True Blood and they took it and then they returned it. Damn them. Was it Audrey? What was the reason? Audrey's pretty amazing. Huh? Did they give you a reason? I didn't know you were a seamstress too. No. Yeah, I make anything. I make clothes. I make collars. What season was that? What season was that? That was like third season. Did you bring any collars with you? No, I didn't. We didn't do that one. I brought pictures. We came on at the end of three. Oh, is that right? Yeah, thanks. I did a vintage wolf and seal skin collar slash fur stole. It was all one piece. Everything. Who was it for? It was for the redhead. I don't watch the show. It's for a woman. You know what I mean? Oh, is it Jessica? No, she wasn't turned yet. Whoever the redhead is, she was the queen or some shit like that. Oh, yeah. Because I never watched the show. Marilyn Manson's ex. I've never seen it either. Rachel. I don't know. They said they want some expensive. Rachel Wood. Yeah. They said hot and expensive. That's all I. You know. Got it. So it was straight vintage. It looked old and fucking expensive. And that's what it was. I sold that shit for an ass load, too. Well, the problem is that it's HBO, right? So everyone thinks, oh, you have so much money. We still have budgets. And we're paid under scale until season six. Right. Which means we have a cut rate. Even though it's a glam job. Isn't this a season five? It ended in season seven. And actually, this Sunday is the season finale. I know. How much sex is going on in that set? That's what I want to know. Because I don't know if I was on that set. Oh, it's going down, right? Well, you missed Lacey's past in Skinamax films. Oh. And decorating for Kathie Lee. We'll move on. How much sex is going on? Because you didn't see Frank and Kathie Lee having sex, did you? No, they drank together. But that was it. We would wake them up in bed, literally. They were just very, very big bed. Very far apart. But yes, well, Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin. They met. They were humping. Then they got married. Now they have twins. Did you say humping? I did. They're humping. I know, right? So now they're married. So now they don't fuck at all. We know that. Oh, no. He's so hot for her. And she's so in love with him. No, they're fucking. Okay. They're still humping? No, no. You can say whatever you want. So it's real, huh? No, trust me. You can say whatever you want. No, yeah, really. So, but what would we have seen that you've shopped for on True Blood? Okay, so you know Ginger, right? The screamer for Frank and Kat. Right, right. So in season, the last season, season six, they did her house when they busted in. You guys remember that? Okay, so that was all like vampires and the whole thing. I don't have HBO anymore, but go ahead. So it was really cool. It was really awesome. So I got to handpick like all the really cool stuff with Vampyra and Bella Lugosi's estate. A friend of mine hooked me up with that. Oh, wow. That was the first time that we were able to get them. They've been trying since. Actually, no. And Johnny actually wanted to put some stuff on the show, but we didn't have room. Inside jokes, dark mark. Show a crowd. Anyway, Josie and Lacey are doing inside jokes. Johnny Coffin. So wait, so Bella Lugosi, is that now? No, it's actually Sandra Nimi, which is actually her niece. Right, with Vampyra. And so she has the right to the estate, actually. Okay. Which is the real story. So you got stuff from their house and put it in True Blood? She gave us a lot of the like really rare pictures and whatnot. I don't know what Dorfys is showing. I can't remember her real name. She's Mary. Mary? She's Marilyn Manson. That was the outfit I made. No, that's Sybil Hoffman. Oh, that's a hot outfit. Thank you. Damn. I can't believe they did climb that. I'd be all over it. There you go. There you go. That's Orpheus designed that. I enjoyed it. And you also have a store in North Hollywood, Lacey. Yes, I do. Eye Candy Vintage. Eye Candy Vintage. Super cute. Now you tell me. My parents were here a couple weeks ago. I was looking for weird places to take them. Out of the way places. You didn't tell me. Well. No, I didn't. No, you didn't. Yes, we're quirky. We have a lot of unusual stuff. What's the most unusual thing you have? Let's see. That's unusual. I don't know. We have a really cool gnu and he smokes a pipe. So he's kind of cute. Gnu? Is there anything in the store that you really don't want to part with? Is it a stuffed gnu? Is that? Some is gnu, some is gnu. I don't know. I would tap on the table. I should know. Am I in a 1940s variety show? I don't know. What's going on? What's going on here? Right that you love it? Oh, he's pulling out his bag of chips. So anyway, so if I go to your store, besides gnu's, what would I find? We have everything. I mean, we have a lot of punk rock and kind of rockabilly, kind of horror pop. There's just a lot of stuff happening in the store. Every time I try to do rockabilly, I look like a convict. You mean you rock the pop door often? No, I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. I don't have a pop door. You know, I'm just bald. I look like I'm, you know, age 5, 4, 6, 7, 7. Right. It's a lifestyle. It's not just an outfit, not a costume. Well, you know what it is, Orpheus, I was going to say. Maybe once in a while or once ever, you smile in a picture. Because look, you're laughing, you're smiling now. I have never seen you smile in a picture. I posted a picture with you. Josie Cat was climbing over your back. I don't know what the hell she was doing. It was another night. You almost smiled. You almost smiled in that picture. You know what Josie makes me smile every time? I don't know what he's doing. I don't know what he's doing. We did a selfie and I couldn't. She's got that effect. Yeah. You're cute. He's like hooking up a bar over here. No, no. We're going to have some fire play going on. But if you guys want to be choked too, that's fine. And Josie, if you want to be choked again. Who's doing the choking though? Sounds like a good time to me. Who's choking? Who's doing the choking? I do the choking. He's the professional. Well, here's another thing because he's, first off, Orpheus, we know you're an Avian nominee. Correct. You're an Urban X nominee. Correct. All these nominees. You're SCLM title holder. What is that? Correct. SoCal Leather Master Slave 2014. That means I was elected by a community to represent masters and slave dynamics to the rest of the country. Now, let me ask you a question. What is the difference between leather dynamics and just regular dynamics? You know what? Leather dynamics stem from the gay community. Right. When people first got into it, it was kind of a biker thing and then the gay people stood off. But they still had a system where you had to earn your leathers and you had to know somebody to get into the kink scene. Right. So they've tried to preserve. So who's blowing at the leather? Huh? Nothing. What the fuck? You got to kick her ass. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Obviously, you didn't blow at anyone. I'm a vampire tonight. Is this my gun? I love it. I said it. Whatever. So, let's see. What are you doing for the NBA? Let me rephrase that before I get killed. How did you earn your... Now, see again. How did you earn your leathers? Now, again, I earned my leathers ironically by people bestowing them on me, but I didn't know what they meant at the time. Right. So I got a cap. You know, that cap is your master. Your boots are your entry level. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. I'm straight heterosexual, but they respected me enough to give me these things. Wow. You know, so that's how I earned it. So I'm not going to say I earned it in the same way that a lot of people do, but I got a lot of it. And how do they usually earn it? Well, honestly, they learn it by getting mentored. I know it sounds like it would be kinky, but, you know, it's learning things in the community, learning how to boot black, learning how to throw floggers, learning how to do these different things, community service, that type of thing. What's blue black? Boot black is where you shine shoes like in the military. Oh, okay. Because some people have a boot fetish, you know, big shiny boots fucking work for a lot of people. It's part of the kink. Wow. Yeah. There's all kinds of kinks, right? Now, there's always fun stuff happening on your Facebook page. This is what I noticed. Now, you are doing private paid sessions with couples that include everything from instruction to erotic encounters. Correct. Are you going to be banging people's girlfriends and wives? I already do that. So you show men how it's done. Some people want to be cuckolded. You know what I mean? That's true. It's like they want to be cuckolded, and, you know, a big black guy banging their wife makes them, gets them where they need to be. I just want to make sure I wasn't misreading. No. No, you're absolutely right. So basically, pay me, I will fuck your wife. It's rare, but a lot of times people want to learn how to beat their wife, how to make them do this and that and flog them and do all these other things. And that's usually where I come in. I'll teach you how to beat your wife. I'm a surrogate. I'm a surrogate for a lot of people. You know, so I'll come in. You didn't give her shit for that? No. The worst accent I've ever heard in my life. I'm going to beat your wife. What the hell is that? She's cute. Hey, listen, Andy, what is that? She's sexy. You're going to beat my wife for me. Lacey, I thought you had a cool job. That's a great fucking job. Get paid to fuck somebody's girlfriend. We're going with a legend. Just so you guys know, this is a legend right here. And you've never met her before. Get paid to fuck somebody's girlfriend or wife. That's a great job. Yeah, but. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I'm even better. Well, you know what? I mean, it happens few and far between. Again, most of the time I'm working with couples because they want to learn how to do this together. Right. Okay. Or sometimes, and most of the clients that I have personally that I deal with are women who want the eroticism but don't want the connection. So they rather just pay for it. Right. Okay. So I have no problem with doing that. See, my problem is everyone wants the connection but not the eroticism. That's the question. Well, don't get locked in the friend zone. You'll be fine. Well, we were talking about that. Last time she was on, we had a whole thing. But anyway, speaking of no friend zone, I think it's about time for the fire zone. Are you getting ready for that? I'm getting ready for that. Okay. So I'm going to take this chair. I'm going to move the camera. And you talk to Lacey about True Blood, please. I want to talk about the Emmys this weekend. Talk about the Emmys, please. What are you going to wear? Well. Wow. And do you get to go? Do I? I don't know. Speaking of the Emmys, who was nominated in the shopping contest? In the shopping category. Well, it's not in the shopping category. It's in the most outstanding art direction and set decorating. Oh, nice. And who are you up against? Well, of course, it's Game of Thrones. Dun, dun, dun. Oh, I'm guilty. Yeah, I know. One of my favorite shows. It's hard to kind of go up against those shows. Fantasy, period. They always win. Always win. So what are you going to wear? Do you know yet? Well, actually, the technical part of it has already been done last Sunday. So. Okay. I already kind of know. Thank you. You already know. I already know, but it's not announced yet. Oh, so. So it's not in the paper yet. Oh, okay. Okay. That's how they get people to come. Yeah. I'm serious. They tell you who's going to win. And then they fucking let you in. And then they come down because you won. But if it was just like they never told anybody, nobody would ever show up. But they also don't have a lot of time for the technical part of it. I think Emmy Awards are kind of fun. You might want to check that one out. I fucking love the Urban X Awards. Shut up. Shut up. And my big question is, do you have an outfit yet? Oh, you didn't see that dress I posted. I didn't see it. Jessica Rabbit kind of. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, you got the Jessica Rabbit. She does, right? You can hear the. You know. I'm a lucky man. That was a very lucky man. Are you kidding? So, Orpheus, tell us what you're putting in there. There's alcohol. Yeah, alcohol. Rubbing alcohol. My torches. I had bondage equipment, too, but I don't think we have enough time to tie her up to. I do, yeah. Enough bondage equipment or enough time? So, boys, I guess this is a bonus for your birthday. That was a couple of months ago, but. Yeah. Did you want to get choked, too, or did you want to just do it? Hey, you know, when in Rome, I'm just saying, if we have time. We got 14 minutes. I've got to come here. Well, we better get on it, then. Okay. And by the way, don't try this at home. As you know, this man is a professional. Do not try this at home. This is pros only. He is. The first time you were here, and you let us know. And you trimmed the beard. It looks good. Thank you. Yeah. Are we doing this? You lost some weight, too. No, I'm just wearing bigger shit. Oh, okay. That's my trick. That's my best, though. No, that's a great vest. Oh, pay attention. I just try and squeeze into small stuff. Right. Okay, so wait a second. No, no, no, no, no. Josh said pay attention. Wow, chicka, wow, wow. Chicka, wow, wow. You wear nothing. Chicka, wow, wow. Whoa. Oh, wait. Look at that. That's God's weird tape. Oh, yeah. I like that. I like that. Part of the reason why she can't wear anything is because. It will catch on fire. Right. I understand. And Orpheus explained that last time. Well, how did that feel last time when you did it? It tickled. It literally tickled. It was nice. Okay, so. It was like sitting next to a really close fire. Yeah, it's surprisingly not painful. No, it's nice. You've had it done. Yes. Okay. And I've done it. He knows a few things. Yes. It's nice. Have you guys done it? It actually feels nice. Oh, his assistant. I think you're a natural. He's great at this, so. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was good. So what did you like best that's been done to you on the show? The electro play, the choking. I didn't like the electro play. Really? On the low. Really? It was okay. It's an interesting feeling. It wasn't erotic? We had Doc shout, okay, the fire's out. The fire's out. Whoa. Whoa, hey. Whoa, hey. Okay. Now, we're going to do some commentary now. He's blowing it on her. It's not really. You hear him. She looks like she's enjoying it. I think so. Yeah. It does tickle, right, Angela? Uh-oh. Oh, wow. By the way, this is the first time Angela has experienced fire today. She likes it. And she seems to be really enjoying it. I see a big smile on her face. Look at that. Look at that. I forgot the marshmallows, but next time we're a physical. Who brought the s'mores? Come on. I made sure to show you. I made sure to shave so that it wouldn't catch on fire. I don't know if you caught that, but she said she shaved so that that wouldn't catch on fire. It stops. Right. Look at Mark with his camera. He's going crazy taking pictures. But it's okay because he's not going near your face, so why did you shave? No, that's. Oh. That's not the best dating, Lingo. See, you made a mistake, Angela. You pulled in for me at co-hosting. Now you know what I have to put up with. That's a joke, please. We go off air, buddy. I know. No, you do it on air. Well, that's okay. It's okay. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah. But is it turning you on now? That's okay. It's all right because when Josie did it, she shaved her back, so it was all right. Fuck you, Mark. You didn't get a fuck you yet. There you go. We almost went the whole show without a fuck you. I know. I know. We were talking so much about it. I'm scared. This is actually pretty good. Look at the glistening. You like that, huh? It feels nice. Turn around. Turn around. Yes. Yes. Okay. Look at him. Wow. Mark, turn around. Yes. Yes. No, he was doing it. I was trying to help him. I'm his assistant. Is it turning you on now? Is it turning you on, Angela? I'm still experiencing a new sensation. Okay. Got it. I'm just trying to take notes. It seems to be a little, yeah. What? It does feel good. But you were giggling, so. It's kind of ticklish. Yeah? Like that? I can't. Get out of here. You gotta stop it. I don't want to distract Orpheus, so I'll stop tickling you. So let's talk about Manowar. Manray. Manray. Sorry. Manowar's a great band. That was from the 60s. That's all right. So what's going on with Manray? Yeah. Manray, we're a seven-piece band. A lot of horns? No. No horns at all. You know, bass, guitar, drums, percussion. I play keyboards and trigger samples, and we have two vocalists. Wow. Amazing. And how long has the band been? Since? Since? Ooh. I don't know. I joined in February, and I think they'd been together like eight months prior to that. And when's your next show? Our next show is actually tomorrow night at Cafe Nella. Orpheus is about to choke his poisonous, and I can't believe you're talking about it. Cafe Nella? Oh, Cafe Nella. It's a benefit for our friend's car got stolen, and all her drum gear got stolen. There's choking going on. Some choking. Oh, we got some choking. We got some choking. Oh, there she goes. Not yet, not yet. No, she's going. I can see her body. Yeah, I see. There. Yeah, I see it. Is she fighting it? Is she fighting it? No, no, no. I think he's, I think he's, uh-oh. Oh, wow. Oh. He's either doing it slowly, or he's, okay. She's out. No, no, no. No, no. Oh, he's bringing her back and forth. He's bringing her back. Yeah, I see what he's doing. I see the technique. Oh, now she's been choked before, and this is, I think this is a new thing. Look at that. Well, he's so soft when he does it. Is he really? Yeah. Yeah. He's really soft. And then he just. He knows right where the veins are. I bet he does. He doesn't have sandpaper hands, none of that. But she gets choked pretty. I think I made an ugly face when he did it. You know what was weird? Never. His face was Venus Lux last time. Oh, yeah. That was scary. That was, yeah, that was. That was intense. Yeah, his poison is so pretty, she's pretty when she gets choked. Oh, fuck. What just happened? Did she go out? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. My entire body just went in this entire tingling sensation. Like, I. Look at that smile. Now Horfius is smiling. Look at that. Yay. Man knows what he's doing. Angela. I went to a party, and I've never even experienced like a drug that's like made me feel that Wow. Wow. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us about it in a second. But Horfius, good. The audience can't hear you. That's amazing. If you're not on the mic. Thank you. Thank you. And you have. You just bullshit. You have lost weight. You look good. Thank you. I appreciate it. And Angela always looks fantastic. So what was that like, Angela? Okay. First, tell us about the fire first. I'm like. Did you like it? Yeah. It was. I didn't know what to expect because it's a whole new experience. You think a fire. You think, oh, shit. It was. Your senses kind of like freak out because like the second you feel it getting hot and like your nerves. Getting on edge. It's gone. So it's like. And like it's this up and down sensation. And it was really interesting. Kind of. Kind of. Look at the lazy. Yeah. It was. It was. I heard a little something. Yeah. Nothing like I expected. It was amazing. It really was. And I've been. I've been shocked a few times. I. You know. You. Last time you were on the show. Last time. Yeah. He's good. Last time you were on the show. Master Overbound choked you. Yeah. Which was great. And he's no scrub with choking. But there was a whole different sensation. No. That was a whole different level. Definitely. Right. What was the difference? Okay. I think Overbound was a little bit more like tight. A little bit more rougher. So it was more of like I would. It was more of like a head rush type thing. Right. When he just did it. It was very slow and tighter. And my entire body from head till toe started tingling. Every nerve in my body started tingling. And. And correct me if I'm wrong. You were tightening and loosening and tightening and loosening. I can't tell you how I do it. Because that's what I do. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. But it's like, I don't even know if I do. But is that something if we take the class next week? I won't be teaching it. I don't teach breath play anymore. Oh, okay. You know, it was a big thing in the community that, you know, people were concerned about being, people teaching this. But everybody does it, you know, but nobody wants to teach the right way to do it. It's a huge thing with teenagers right now. I've been choked wrong and it is not fun. It's a very bad thing. That's probably a trickle. Yeah. Not a... That's the best I've ever been choked in my life. Thank you. I mean, dead serious. Thank you. nerve ending, everything in my body just started feeling very euphoric. And there's different levels of it. It's like where we took, I forgot the lady we choked out. Venus Lux. Venus Lux, you know, she wanted to go all the way out. And the Jersey Cats want this other thing. And we just go with what they feel. I went all the way out. He was gentle. He put me all the way out. I was almost there. I felt myself teetering on that verge. I thought I saw you going out. And I didn't want her to go too far because, you know, it's like she's got to come back, sit down, have a conversation. You know, if you go all the way out, that's over and done with. But it's literally a drug. It's the same thing as taking ecstasy. It's releasing dopamine, serotonin. Your body's just rushed with all these neurochemicals. And it gives you a drug. But the thing is a lot of people wind up jonesing for it along the way because they want that feeling again. Speaking of that, is it addictive to some people? It is very addictive. From what I just felt, yeah. Joshua and Lacey, is it addictive when you guys are at home? Well, I heard about a couple things. I myself has never... I may have seen a documentary. He's a quick study. Oh, really? Have you had to train him on a few things? That would be the other way around. Oh. Is that right? Well, you know. But thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. I appreciate it. That was amazing. You're amazing. So, do we have enough time for some ropes? Four minutes? Can you do it in two minutes? I mean, I could do anything, but I don't know how good it's gonna be. You wanna do something in four minutes and 25 seconds? I'd rather choke somebody. Oh, you wanna choke somebody? Lacey! I think I can only be choked by my man. Sorry. Okay. Josie, do you wanna get choked? I'd rather be tied. You'd rather be tied? Yeah, let's do something different. Okay. Just do fire and... Choking. Let's do some rope fun. Unless this person just wants to be choked again. I'll let... Josie, if you wanna play, play. Go for it, girl. I just think it would be interesting. I don't wanna be greedy. I don't wanna be greedy. Go for it. Do you wanna get tied? No, okay. That was just asking her. If we just had to do it together, that'd be so much fun. Jenny's adorable. Jenny's beautiful, yeah. You guys always got some cute girl working behind them. Right. Yeah, I remember you saw them in the... She was hot and Jenny's very beautiful. I like the demure boobs. Like, you know... Demure? I like... First off, there's no demure moves in this studio. This is a little frenzy. These are exquisite... Look at that. Look at Angela. Shut up. We got watermelons. Those are exquisite rare miniatures. They're fucking lovely. I don't know if I should smile or cry right now. You're smiling. No, those are solid. Those are good. Clearly. I just got that ass. They're very nice. They're very nice. They're very nice. Because everybody's got big boobs nowadays. Now it's like the smaller boobs are fucking just wonderful. I have big boobs. My nipples are perfect. And my butt makes up for what I don't have in my chest. There you go. You got plenty in your chest. Don't worry about it. There's plenty to go around. That's a solid B. Don't get me mad. It is. I'm happy with it. I know. I know. Can you do a B when you see this one? I know. I know. I know. I know. I know a double D when I see one, too. But hey, what? Any little... Okay, so who's getting tied up? Okay, we'll tie people up. Who's getting tied up? And as we're getting tied up... In two minutes, 42 seconds. Two minutes, 42 seconds. Fade to black. Fade to black. Come on. Let's do this. Please. And Lacey... Lacey. We're going to get it. Lacey, how do people get a hold of you? Well, they now can come to the store. I'm excited to see this. Eye Candy Vintage. Give the address of the store, please. We are 5514 Cahuenga in the North Hollywood, California, 91601. Right. Right on Cahuenga between Chandler and Burbank. And your band's playing again? We are playing tomorrow night at Cafe Nella in Northeast Los Angeles. I'm booked tomorrow night. I'm at the Canoga Bowl. Well, you can come to my store on... In Dia de los Muertos. We're having a Halloween party and Man Ray is playing. Oh, that's great. Yes, it's going to be super fun. Oh, shit. I think Josie and I are going to be at Kamikaze, but... Oh, no. Save us the interview. Let's poison this out. People are going to hold you. The best way is Facebook. Angela Miss Poisonous Denton Facebook. So now Orpheus is tying up Josie. He's tying up her hands. Matches her flower. That's good. Yeah, look at that. Nice. Her smile matches the one I had now. Well, you had quite a smile. I will tell you. I will tell you that. And I... He's not even... Oh, look at her nails. I need more kink in my life. I really do. I need more kink in my life. We love the nails. Sparks are in this guy. Orpheus Black is a great... Orpheus, I got to tell you. Uh-oh. He's very well-respected and well-known in the industry. Oh, absolutely. I've heard nothing but good things from everybody. Orpheus, I was talking to Sin Fisted, who we had on the show a few weeks ago. She's never met you either. The two of you... I met Sin Fisted when she first got into it. She doesn't remember. I met her in an apartment building. She doesn't remember. She doesn't remember. You two are just catalysts. When you guys come on the show, things happen. Look at this. This is amazing. I've been trying to do this for Josie for a year, and I haven't gotten... Well, you come to the free class. Oh, no. He's not teaching that. Right. No. Anyway, Orpheus, you said that Sin Fisted met you when you first got... We'll have you guys on the show once you first got into it. Yeah. So, I noticed that every time you tie Josie up, something happens with the breast area. Yeah. He goes... He goes on top and on bottom. He likes to... It's a nice accessory. Yeah. I like to make him sit up extra high. Right. That was... All of them are like that. Right. Well, it's about time. I'm not going to complain about that. Oh. Anyway, I'm glad nobody heard what Orpheus said. Lucky she's tied up. So, now she's tied up, I can say it. Yeah. It's about time I had him... She's got... I know. She's a kickboxer. No, no. Last time I said something, and it was horrible. I don't know if I said anything. Now, the hands are behind your head. Oh, yeah. You called my tits flapjacks. They're hot flapjacks. Hot? It's just a funny word for breast. It's like hooters. No, no. No. I don't know. I'll never say the F word again. Saggy and floppy. They're not saggy and floppy. I didn't mean to infer that. She has exquisite breasts. They are exquisite. Trust me. I didn't mean to infer that they were saggy or floppy. And they definitely are. Especially now. Look at that. They're nice and high and perky. That's not helping. You are not helping. Anyway. Wow. I hate to say this, but we're out of time. Everybody. Wow. Wait. I've seen it. Have a wonderful day. Happy creepy week, everybody. Bye. Thank you. Bye-bye, guys. Turn around, Chelsea. See you soon. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.