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🎵 Yes, thank you.
Welcome to the lighter side of the dark side.
It's the Dark Mark Show, your Thursday night freak show.
And as usual, I have my co-host Josie Cat.
Josie, do you want to say hello to the dark minions out there?
Hello, dark minions.
Looks like she's feeling better already.
Little Perrier does the trick.
Today, we've got a special show.
It's, for some reason, once a month, it's always porn stars here.
We had Sasha Gray a couple months ago.
Then we had Venus Lux.
Now we have Rose Red.
The beautiful Rose Red.
Do you want to get closer to the mic, Rose?
Or get it closer to you?
Just imagine I'm right behind the mic.
You know how it is.
Hello.
Okay.
And then, please don't imagine this, Jim.
But we have also the master, the king of romance, excuse me, the director of such...
Undisputable.
Apparently so.
The director of such classics as Tramp Stamps, Finger Licking Girlfriend's Three Soccer Lesbians, and ETXXX, Jim Powers.
What?
ET?
Yes, I did do ET as a porno.
I was fired after that one by the company.
Oh, my God.
Were you really?
Yeah, I got in trouble because...
Were they serious?
Yeah, you might want to get the microphone a little closer to you, too.
I'm almost sucking it.
Really?
Right.
He's just got a smooth voice.
You almost got fired for ETXXX?
No, I did.
He did get fired.
Yes.
They fired me because apparently the cable systems or Adam and Eve would not pick it up if humans have sex with aliens.
Really?
They weren't worried about Spielberg.
Did you tell them they weren't real aliens?
They were porn aliens?
They were people in makeup?
Well, I tried to explain the fact...
Long fingers.
This is ET we made.
I mean, ET, it's a porno of ET.
Right.
He's going to have sex.
So, linear.
A lot of finger banging.
But I'll bet...
Very long fingers.
Did they pick up American Werewolf in London, the XXX porn parody?
Well, that one was for Smash.
But I don't know how that one went over.
That was fun because I actually went to London when I got the shots in the subway and everything.
Okay.
I went to London.
I went to London to get those exact shots.
Were you an American Werewolf in London?
No.
I think that was before I was in the industry.
Okay.
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Oh, that.
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I just got one more announcement.
And then we're going to have the Hollywood report.
Then we're going to talk to Jim and Rose Red.
Oh, geez.
What happened here?
I don't know what's going on.
But I've got we've got a show where there's three comedy shows on Thursday night.
There's my show.
There's an Astorias Public Radio at nine.
Stick around.
It's he breaks down the world.
Boogie down Bronx style old school hip hop.
It's hilarious.
And then I'm Burger.
He gives it gives you the boogaloo.
And then I'm Burger at 10 where it's Amber.
I'm Burger rages against the machine.
He yells about against cops.
He goes against the government.
He's got a lot of funny comics in here.
But we're all doing a show July 27th.
You two are invited if you're in town, Rose and Jim.
You're invited, of course.
July 27th, Sunday at the new club Inside Jokes on the at the Hollywood and Highland Center, right at the Chinese Theater.
They have a comedy club there.
We're doing a show.
Two dollar parking.
Two dollar parking.
Awesome.
You heard the promo.
There's two dollar parking.
Stay for the show.
Go for the show.
Stay for the parking.
But it's a great show because we got I'm going to be doing stand up.
Josie's going to introduce me.
Nestor.
I'm just for that.
Nestor Rodriguez and Simon Kaufman are going to do from from the stories going to do the show.
All the comics from my burger going to show Bagan, Blaine, Ryan, all of them.
So come on down.
So we haven't done this in a while.
So I wanted to get this going.
It's the Josie Cat Hollywood reports.
I haven't been here.
That's our theme song, but that's OK.
That's OK.
That's OK.
It would be.
No, but I should because I'm surprised you hadn't heard of Jim Powers because I know the name and I don't even watch that much porn.
But I've heard the name ever hear of Bukkake.
Please.
She lives in almost every night.
Hardy.
Hard.
Yes.
Yes.
No, but you've heard of Bukkake, right?
Although, you know, there's nothing wrong with it.
Of course.
I was responsible for basically bringing it to America way back when.
When was this?
Fuck.
When was that?
In the 90s at one point, somebody brought this tape and look what they're doing in Japan.
I was going to say it was just.
It was a Japanese thing.
It was only in Japan and we made it the very first ones.
That's why it was American Bukkake.
No wonder you're the king of romance.
And then you brought Bukkake to the United States.
It was big like in Thailand and all.
Bukkake was always going on out there, but in America it wasn't out.
Find a Bukkake before the American Bukkake came out.
I'm just I'm scrolling down your I'm scrolling down your IMDb page trying to see the first Bukkake video.
Maybe it wasn't Safari Jane Pussy Tales.
Now that's so that we're talking mid 90s.
Late 90s.
Late 90s.
You've done 700 movies.
Over 700 movies.
Probably about 3000.
Barely any I've done are even on there.
How long have you had your band?
We were originally together like 82.
I'm like an old punk.
I'm an old punker from late 70s.
That was my first band was like 1970.
I was going to ask you about my black ass.
What do you put this way?
I played the Cuckoo's Nest.
Oh, yeah.
Have you ever heard of the band called Piss Ant?
We're through the 90s.
Wait, wait, wait.
Late 2000.
Piss Ant.
Piss Ant.
Piss Ant.
Hold on.
I knew Piss Belly from the early 90s.
Yeah.
We played with Red Ants.
We played with Texas Terry a lot.
And the Horseheads?
What was it?
I ended up with a lot of Texacala's musicians.
With their drummer, Johnny Hell.
Okay.
Now we're boring Rose Red.
Rose.
That's her mother she's talking to also.
I'm sorry.
It's not my mother.
I was going to talk about my favorite whore.
And you guys are talking about punk rock.
No, Rose Red.
Now, I know about him.
And it's very easy to research him powers.
And we have some mutual friends.
And I've known them.
You're not as well known as like Seymour Butts or somebody like that.
But people, I mean, if you've been to a video store at some time in the last 20 years, you've seen the name.
Well, my movies are much better than his.
So.
No, I've been around.
I just keep a low profile.
I'm not, you know.
Because there are some directors that are like, they're on, you know, they're on the cover of their videos and sunglasses.
And they're like the big thing.
You're just.
I mean, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Like, like, like, like, like we're really watching porn for, you know, Martin Scorsese, like Cameron.
Cameron angles, you know.
Yeah.
I figured out a long time ago.
Nobody buys it for me.
So.
Right.
You know, like, I don't know.
I'll make movies.
My name doesn't even go on most of the stuff I do.
Right.
But it goes on and off.
I mean, people know.
And Jim Powers.
Now there's a wrestler that was named Jim Powers.
Yeah, there was.
So there was some confusion there.
What did you, would you name yourself after the wrestler?
No, I had named myself after.
I used to work for a penny stock firm called Power Securities.
Oh, wow.
And we went under.
Oh, God, this was 1989 or whatever year it was.
Right, right, right.
So I took that name, you know, when I became a pornographer in 1990.
Right.
I'm going to be Jim Powers.
Right.
So.
Because the company just loves that.
Sounds like a car sale.
Yeah, I was like, fuck you.
And the company goes under.
They owe me my last paycheck.
They're bankrupt.
What are they going to do?
Right, exactly.
And you've done some videos under the pseudonym Memo Nasty.
Well, I was, yes.
And also.
These are all black videos, I'm assuming.
Oh, I had a bunch of black names.
I was Cool Breeze G, Memo Nasty.
I was Sweet Daddy Jay.
Oh, God.
I probably made, I don't know, 600 black movies.
Did you paint your face?
I used to be.
I did the whole Bootylicious series.
I see it right here.
Black Knockers, Bootylicious.
Now, let me ask you.
Black Knockers, I believe I did 70 volumes of that.
Black colors.
70.
Oh, my God.
That's a lot of Black Knockers.
That's 280 girls.
Was it the same person?
That's 520 Black Knockers.
Yeah.
I can do math.
Yeah.
Real fast when we're talking about tits.
But I had a comedian, I was doing a show, and he cracked me up because he talked about the difference between white porn and black porn.
And there is.
Mm-hmm.
Wouldn't you say?
Yeah, some are black people and some are white.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
But he said that black porn is just, it's not as, it's, I'm trying to think.
He had some real funny lines.
I've seen some bad black porn.
And it's.
That was probably me.
Let me just.
Anyway, I'll stop there.
I don't want to start a race right on the show.
But Rose Red, who's not black.
She's very.
I'm very pale.
You're very pale.
And you're just getting into the industry.
Yeah, I'm pretty new.
I've been doing it full time for about four and a half, going on five months now.
Where are you originally from?
I'm originally from Orlando, Florida.
I'm still based out of there.
I just come out to LA occasionally whenever I find the time.
We were talking in the lobby and she comes from one of those like real nice Truman show like.
Yeah, I'm from the suburbs.
Super like suburbs, sort of like nice Florida, like little sub communities.
Yeah, I'm from the suburbs.
So you're rebelling against normal.
Normalness.
I wouldn't even say rebelling.
I'm just, I'm finally doing what I actually enjoy to do.
So I'm like, ah, fuck it.
Like, I don't care.
And it's funny because I was, I was, I did.
Might as well get paid for it.
Yeah, I'm like.
Extensive.
Like I'm a dirty slut in my personal life.
So why not get paid for it?
Like.
Absolutely.
I had a friend that that's what she said because she was sleeping with all these rock stars anyway.
So she goes, I might as well get paid.
Your friend.
Wink, wink.
But.
Yeah, right.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
I was doing extensive research on you this week.
Oh, you were?
As I tend to do with my female guests.
Josie will tell you.
A lot.
I do a lot.
A lot of research.
A lot of research.
A lot.
And it's not, I mean, you don't have an IMDB page yet.
No, I don't.
You don't, but you have Instagram and you do have Tumblr and you do have Twitter.
Yes.
And first off, the picture that you showed on Instagram today, I was, I studied for hours.
Oh.
It was a picture of her fingering herself.
I don't know if you got that one.
On Instagram.
And the hashtag was insatiable, are you?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm, it's.
You can show that on Instagram.
It's really bad.
As long as you can't.
Don't get joky, I need that.
As long as you can't see all the bits and pieces.
It's just my hand and my pants and like my bra pulled up so you can just see the underboob, like no nipple.
As long as you, there's no genitals on Instagram, they won't take it down.
Well, have you been warned or deleted?
I've had one picture taken off of Instagram.
That's because it was of my ass and I didn't have underwear on, whatever.
Stupid.
You can't see anything.
I have a great butt and I like to show it off, so.
I will attest to that.
And you do.
Yes.
Oh, she's got a great butt.
But she, and she, and now you've, the thinnest thongs.
I see.
The thinnest thongs possible.
That's, that's not her on the cover.
She's on the back.
But.
Yeah, I know.
I'm looking at the back.
The thinnest thongs possible.
Yep, pretty much.
Yes.
So there's a lot of, if you're looking for, yes.
Was that Rose Red Model on?
On Twitter, yes.
At Rose Red Model.
At Rose Red Model.
Okay.
And the other thing is you like to show your feet too.
And we get into a lot of feet talk.
And here's what I was confused by.
People like my feet.
I don't get it.
I've always been told I have ugly feet.
Really?
Until I got into porn.
Yeah.
Well, I can't really comment on your feet.
I'm not really a foot guy, but they're all right.
Yeah.
I mean, the five toes, arch and heel, it's all there, but.
It's probably like one of the most common fetishes.
That's why everyone's like.
Oh, I know that.
We've had some people on the show.
Oh, let me see your feet.
I'm like, okay.
Archie, they look cute.
Yeah, they're all right.
Yeah, but the thing is, you posted one of your feet, and this is what I was confused by, because I'm not a foot fetish guy.
Maybe Jim is.
I don't know.
Are you on a feet?
I'm not a foot guy, but I can appreciate a good foot.
Wrinkled soles was the hashtag.
Is there a fetish for wrinkled soles?
Yes.
People just.
That's like one of the things.
They like it when you crunch your feet and your arches together, and you can see all the little wrinkles in your feet.
I don't.
Really?
Yeah.
How do you discover something like this?
I do foot fetish clips.
It's like a sharp head or something.
They want it all wrinkled.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
So how do you meet Jim Powers?
How do you get to.
How do you.
First off, how do you get into this?
How do you get into porn?
Yes.
I'm thinking of doing that myself.
How do you.
How would I.
Well, I don't know if I have a typical story, but I started to explore bondage in my personal life.
So I like getting tied up.
I know.
I like getting tied up.
I like getting suspended.
Mark's like.
The wheels are turning.
So my real partner was like, oh, let's go to this photo shoot.
I was like, okay, cool.
Whatever.
So we go.
I meet my manager in Florida there, and he's like.
I.
Originally, I was just going to do modeling.
He's like, oh, my God, you need to do porn.
Please do porn.
Just do porn.
I was like, I'm so fucking turned on.
Just do porn.
Because at the time, I wasn't doing anything sexual at the photo shoot.
But my partner was caning me.
He was like hitting me with a bamboo stick.
And I was so turned on by it.
And he's like, if I got dick in you, like, you would be amazing.
So like, he kind of convinced me to do it.
You know, I say that to girls, it never works.
Yeah.
But so you're getting.
So you're on a bondage shoot.
And so he's like, get into porn.
And you're like, okay.
I was hesitant at first just because it.
I don't know.
I was like, well, my family is going to see it.
And my family means a lot to me.
And I don't want them to hate me.
Your family watches a lot of porn?
No, they don't watch a lot of porn.
But, well, actually, they might.
My sisters and I are actually all pretty open.
And then my dad gets, like, magazines.
Oh, you've got sisters.
I have three sisters.
Redheads?
No.
We're actually all different.
Like, the oldest has, like, really tight, black, curly hair because her mom's half Colombian.
And the other one's a brunette.
And then I'm a redhead.
And then my youngest sister's blonde.
Like, we're just.
So dad got around.
Your dad got around.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Most of us are from the same mom.
Like, I don't know.
We just got a lot of different genes thrown in the mix.
And.
Go ahead, Josie.
Nothing.
Okay.
Jim, so how are you made aware of Rose Red?
He was my very first shoot.
The first time I ever came out to L.A.
Right.
I just found that I didn't know I was her first shoot.
Yeah.
So you're the.
Like, that day I got in.
I flew in that day.
Well, didn't you come in my office or something?
Oh, wait.
You know what?
I think I was.
I replaced the girl that canceled or something.
Right.
Some girl canceled.
And her agent sent me a picture of her.
I go, she's hot.
Get her over here.
Yeah.
And that's how I met her.
And she's amazing at anal.
She's known for anal.
In fact, that's what your mother's worried about.
All she's worried about is her asshole is going to fall out from all the anals.
Well, I was going to ask you.
What do you think of her since you've got so much experience with American Bukkake one through seven, gag factor.
No, we did like.
America.
See, that's what I mean.
Liquid gold.
We shot 40 Bukkake's alone, I believe.
And Bukkake begat the spinoff Gokin.
And then we also did the.
What's Gokin?
Swallow.
That's what it would swallow.
Because what happens, a lot of these series would shoot, would spin off from other things.
It was like The Simpsons.
Right.
Bukkake came from The Simpsons.
Got her.
I mean, from the perverted stories.
We still prefer stories and spin off characters.
I've seen all The Simpsons and I haven't seen that yet.
Yeah, it's just like it.
Maybe next year.
Well, The Simpsons actually was spun off from.
What was that TV show?
It was on a show.
The Tracy Ullman Show.
That was it.
So perverted stories, we'd make the characters and try out something and spin them off.
Right.
And that's where a lot of stuff came from.
But anyway, Gokin was for the ones that would swallow.
Right.
And they'd get an extra $100 if they swallowed.
Yeah.
So, okay, now I know.
Okay.
Yeah.
And what year was this?
This was, I'm showing 99, 2000s.
Yeah, pretty much the entire decade.
Like the Gokin was, we'd cook up the cum and make an omelet out of it or something.
Or do a cum burrito and I'd have mariachis performing.
Because I'd get sometimes 120.
Oh, wait a second.
What?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
And it's weird thing about cum.
He's like, yeah, duh.
And when you cook it too, it's like, it cooks up just like an egg.
Ew, does it stink?
How did you find that out?
It has a certain smell to it.
Like an egg white?
Yeah, it's a trial.
You need a lot of cum, but it cooks out all the impurities.
I mean, it's probably pretty healthy for you.
It's just protein.
I mean, it is protein, yeah.
So, Rose, so at your shoot, did you have some of Jim's craft service or?
No.
Her first shoot, I shot you in an anal scene.
Yeah, it was anal.
And Christian was pulling her up into a full anal Nelson and everything.
I'm like, this girl, I just fell in love with her.
She's amazing.
Was that like a full Nelson like wrestling?
Yeah, like wrestling.
Behind my head.
I know Christian.
He's a big dude.
Big dude.
He's a triad.
What do you mean?
Who fucks her in this?
Yeah.
Oh, is he?
Yeah, he's the guy I'm on top of in the split.
Well, actually, since you're saying this, I think it's about time.
If Mindy's ready, and Mindy hasn't seen this, so this is going to be a treat for her and the audience.
This is the trailer for Yoga for Lovers, and we're going to talk about some yoga and some other stuff coming up.
So this will give you an idea of what's to come.
Let's play the trailer.
No fun.
True love films present.
Yo.
Just kidding.
We don't get it.
You just lost it.
No, we don't.
I think she's going to.
I'm joking.
Okay, so, no, you don't even have to play it.
Let me describe it for you, okay?
Okay.
Now, you've got a taste of it with that music.
So you got, true love films presents, the workout video, blah, blah, blah.
And it's all of you girls in your workout clothes, stretching, getting ready for some yoga.
Yep.
And then, and this, for most of the trailer, it's that.
And then the last probably 45 seconds, all hell breaks loose, and everybody's fucking on the mat.
And then at the end, it's like, from the master of romance.
Jim.
Jim Powers.
It's the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Please, yeah.
It's the undisputed king.
Oh, the undisputed king.
That's what we kept telling you, undisputed.
The undisputed king of romance.
It's like boxing or something.
Right.
You know, it's a war out there.
So who declared you the undisputed king of romance?
He did.
Duh.
No, your wife?
No, actually, my editor did.
Okay.
So, you know, he's cutting this stuff.
And, you know, like, I used to have that reputation, you know, with the gag factors and the white trash whores.
I used to do the tough love, you know.
Blackjack City.
Yeah.
You know, all this stuff.
Flap my bitch up.
Exactly.
I would shoot all that type of stuff.
That sounds fun.
And then I'm like a chameleon.
I'll roll with things.
Right.
And so I just put all that energy from the Bukakis and everything into making the ultimate love movie, so.
Okay.
Is that what you're doing now?
I mean, you're doing it all, but, I mean, is that, like, your focus?
Yeah, you shoot a tranny, you shoot a love movie, whatever.
It just rolls along, so.
But you're kind of doing stuff, but you're doing stuff more for couples to watch together is what I think that you're going for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do a lot of couple stuff now.
Well, what besides Yoga for Lovers have you shot?
I have a movie coming out with Rose also called Summer Lovers.
Really?
And it's.
It's very cute.
I had a lot of fun doing that.
It sounds like a Grease parody.
So what's the recent inspiration?
With me?
For all the romance.
Yeah, who's inspiring all the romance?
Oh, they're paying me, that's why.
Oh, okay.
The money is very, very inspiring.
Okay.
I get you.
But, so, so anyway, so you started with anal.
I mean, you went right to it.
Yeah, I did.
Okay.
I don't know.
And do you mind me asking how old are you?
Because.
I'm 22 years old.
That's what I thought something, I was going to guess right around there, very young.
And you look a little younger than, you look probably 19.
Oh, thank you.
Yes.
That's great in this business.
The younger I look, the better.
Right.
She looks 14 now, but that's okay.
So, but, so, and it was, I mean, were you scared?
You just said, okay, just, I'll just have some strange guy fuck me in the ass.
I'm in LA.
Why not?
That's what happened to Josie when she first moved here.
I did a few shoots.
Yes, exactly.
In, in Florida before I had come out to LA.
So, and I'm also an exhibitionist.
Like I like being watched.
Like.
Right.
I tell people like all the orgies I've had off camera.
Like I probably have crazier, wilder sex off camera than I do on camera.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Jim's shaking his head yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a freak.
She is.
She's fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I'm all into bondage and BDSM and I like getting beat up while I'm having sex and crazy orgies.
So that hasn't happened on film yet.
But she looks like, she looks so sweet and innocent.
I know.
I'm like the epitome of like lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's a, I think that's like.
That's a hashtag.
I think that's Jim's new, new video.
Yeah.
Let me write that down.
So how does.
Yeah.
So, so.
New feature.
So I, I, first of all, I think yoga and porn go together like peanut butter and chocolate and porn.
It's amazing.
The only way it's ever gone and watched, like I've taken yoga courses and so forth.
Or classes or whatever.
And you're, you're watching the chicks, you know, bend down in front of you or whatever.
Sure.
Yeah.
So is that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dog is definitely a, you know, I'm about, I'm about to get plowed.
Right.
Exactly.
And Josie, Josie's getting her.
There's even a plow position.
There is a plow position.
Love it.
Cause you, cause you narrated it.
I did.
I was lucky enough to get to watch everyone take their clothes off and I got to narrate their, their very sensual yoga moves.
Can you, can you give us a sample of that sensual narration?
Oh God.
I don't even remember some of the things I said.
Here, look on the back.
Right.
Riley's in the downward dog position.
Read the back.
I'll read the back.
And there's Paul.
I'm slapping her in the face.
And, uh.
Well, I did all the, the solo, the solo.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
She's like.
Release Kundalini.
And I can't even talk right now.
Kundalini.
I can't even say that word.
Reference Kundalini.
Release Kundalini energy as you stimulate.
She needs to be watching it in front of her.
I have to be watching it.
You can take off your clothes if that'll help.
I have really bad eyesight too.
Okay.
Well, don't read that.
I just wrote that.
That's.
Okay.
That's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Ready yourself for your lover entering you.
Like little stuff like that.
Wow.
Because Josie's studying to be a class two yoga teacher.
So I figured.
I saw yoga porn.
I said, we got to have them on the show.
Perfect.
So you were in yoga class.
That's basically.
You're like, I should put this into porn.
Yeah.
No, I was taking yoga classes.
So.
And, and, uh, you're aware of the other.
Cause I've, I've seen nude yoga before.
I, uh, there's a yoga undressed and, uh, other yoga companies.
Yeah.
All this stuff actually exists.
I mean, you can just hot yoga.
There is all this stuff.
There is nude yoga.
Right.
You know, so.
Right.
But, but this is the first time I've heard of, uh.
Getting it in.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yoga, yoga porn.
Yes.
Well, it's, you know, we do it really, it's done really classy and it's pretty stylish.
Even the, you know, and we do the pops in the face and stuff.
We don't want to make it, you know, I think yoga should end with a cum in the face.
You don't want to be dripping it out of your snatch on the floor while you're trying to finish yoga.
It looks better if you're coated on the face and you go into corpse pose and you just lay there and relax.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You enjoy it.
Let it seep in.
Very, very relaxing actually.
It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't very meditative to.
Yeah, the shoe, the, the shoe was actually extremely relaxing and I loved it and it was very, it's very intense, um, connection with your partner.
So that's why I liked it a lot.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, so the, and have you done yoga with your partner?
Are you, are you married, right?
I'm married.
Okay.
Have you done yoga with your wife?
No, neither of us are that flexible.
No.
But, uh, but.
Somebody got hurt.
Right.
Probably me.
Right.
But, but Rose, so how long have you been doing yoga?
Um, I got recently, I got into yoga like a few years ago and I'm getting into it more and more.
I've been going to, um, Bikram yoga lately and that is intense.
Like I, I usually never sweat.
That's the hot yoga?
Yeah.
It's a really hot yoga, like a hundred plus degrees.
You're like dripping sweat and they don't let you drink for like the first 30 minutes and.
Right.
It's really intense, but I love it.
Right.
Yeah.
But there's no.
There's no, uh.
No, it's not.
There's no, no cum on the face.
There's no cum on the face.
That would cool you off.
Unfortunately.
Yeah.
I need something very refreshing afterwards.
A nice refreshing facial.
So did you have a hard time finding, I, I imagine not, but porn stars that are actually that proficient in yoga that they could do this.
Or did you really care about the proficiency?
No, I tried to find, in fact, when I first met her, here's what started the thing.
When she was doing the full anal Nelson and the moves she was doing.
You know, whoa, she could be the girl for the yoga movie.
Right.
And then I'd done some tease stuff with Riley Reed on the beach before for this, um, one on one show that you see on.
I do a lot of this tease stuff nowadays.
Right.
Right.
And, um, and Riley, we did some yoga stuff and the other girl she was at was so bad.
Who's gorgeous.
And I realized, well, this is going to be hard finding four of them.
The other girl, Leah Lexus, I called agents and so forth trying to find who do you have that does yoga.
I actually call around who does yoga, who does yoga.
Okay.
Uh, she was actually.
She, um, she, um, was she Romanian?
Romanian gymnast.
Yeah.
She won, you know, five or six years in a row.
She was a top like when she's eight, nine, 10, 11, 12 or whatever it was, was a, was a champion.
Her parents just must love that.
But that is amazing.
Forget the parents though.
The Romanian government I'm sure loves that.
And that was Leah Lexus.
Right.
And, uh, then the other girl that we had wasn't, she got stuck or playing or something.
So I did bring in Carmen Karma fairly late into the thing, but she, well, great name.
Yeah.
She, and when I figured the name and seemed like, okay, and she's kind of like that type of, she's very fitness, very fitness oriented.
Right.
So, and so she worked well in it too.
So I did.
And the guys I tried to get to, I tried to get guys like, you know, Christian who, you know, filthy rich, these guys that could do the yoga type of fucking and, you know, not just be like humping, you know, horn dogs on the girls.
Where was I during this on this?
Where were you at?
I don't know.
But, uh, uh, so, but, uh, so the video now, is there an actual workout on there?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
In fact, you can work out and that's what Rose was saying.
She came and did the voiceover afterwards.
We cut it into where the, each girl, I take this whole tease thing and they do a workout where you can work out with them.
Right.
And you have your choice.
You know, and perhaps the guy doesn't want to be really be working on and doesn't need to know that you have to relax your breathing and drop into downward facing dog.
He just wants to enjoy the naked girl doing yoga.
Yes.
Right.
I'm sure there's going to be some people like that.
But perhaps somebody would like to work out with Riley Reed or whoever and do that.
Right.
I wouldn't recommend you do the, uh, Leah Lexus one because you'll hurt yourself.
Yeah, that is for advanced.
Right.
So there's sort of beginning, intermediate, advanced workouts.
That's, yeah, it's mostly for gymnastics teams.
And there's, and there's beginning, intermediate and, and, and advanced fucking.
Yes.
Exactly.
And so, but, but if you've got two people that are in decent shape.
Yeah.
Well, all the guys in this room were in good shape.
We're in really good shape too.
We're good at.
So you can do a regular workout and then you can get your, your partner over and do a, do a different kind of workout.
Exactly.
That's, that's great.
It's genius.
Why didn't anybody think of this?
Before?
Well, I'm sure people have done yoga sex tapes.
It's just, nobody's done.
I haven't seen a decent one.
And that's when you probably looked into it.
There really isn't.
I haven't seen anyone, any yoga porn where they continued the yoga feel throughout the actual sex.
Right.
It's usually like, watch this girl do yoga.
Okay, let's fuck her really hard.
And then it's gone.
Right.
We really try.
And then it's all gone.
Yeah, I tried to make it like when you get some of these, there's so many of these yoga DVDs and websites you can watch this stuff.
Right.
And I tried to make one where you get.
You get that feel throughout the entire scene.
The 25, it's a workout.
I mean, if you want to go to the whole length of the thing, it's, and the whole time they're pretty much trying to, they're staying in character.
So it took a while shooting some of this stuff because I didn't want to just turn it into drop her on the floor and fuck her missionary.
You know, it had to all be done while you're stretching.
So there was some character development during for yoga, yoga for lovers?
I'm sorry?
There's character development in yoga for lovers?
I don't know if there's character development, but you know, it takes specific type of character to do it.
There's a lot of discipline.
Did Jim get you over and like, okay, no, wait a second.
Now you are a young yoga teacher and Christian is your student and he's not doing it right.
You're going to have to get like that?
Like kind of, what is his?
Not for this one, but I've actually, I've actually done like fetish porn and like one of the, one of the scenarios where I was a yoga instructor and the guy was really new and I was like a total bitch to him and then he hypnotized me, but that's completely different.
Wait, he hypnotized you?
Yeah.
And then fucks you?
And then fucks me, yeah.
He hypnotizes the yoga instructor.
Hypnoporn is really funny.
Like hypno fetish.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I haven't heard.
Is this a new thing?
I don't know about this.
Hypnoporn.
Are you?
Oh, Jim knows about everything.
Well, it's just like roofie porn.
Same theory, right?
Like it's really funny.
It's really funny.
The entire, the entire clip, like most of the time my eyes are rolled back in my head.
I'm like this, like.
It's from Japan.
You've never seen this stuff?
It's called zombie porn too.
I've never, I don't watch a lot of porn.
Have you seen that porn?
I gotta hang out with you.
Yeah.
There's this stuff in porn in Japan where they'll walk up to the girl with a stopwatch.
Have you ever seen this?
No.
Time stoppers.
And I'll go like, click.
And you freeze.
And I take off your clothes and I fuck you and everything.
And then I, and then I would come all over your face and go, I walk away, click.
And you've basically been raped and you don't know it.
But keep in mind, in Japan, there's not all the fondling on the subways.
You know the stuff they do.
It's the same type of thing.
Josie came from, she was in Japan last year.
Oh, so you probably had done too.
Yeah.
But I was just there for a day.
Did you wake up at all with a loss of time?
And semen on your face?
No.
No.
That's what LA's for.
But.
I was in the Harajuku district and I saw a lot of Hello Kitty.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
I know.
It's like demonic.
Well, because you do a lot of porn parodies.
I would imagine with your fascination with Japanese culture, Hello Kitty porn parody is not far behind.
Yeah.
It's something.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
You did Marcia's twat.
Pornies.
What?
You did Marcia's twat, a triple X Brady parody and other porn parodies.
Yeah.
That was good.
Halloween, the triple X porn parody.
That was really good.
Fifty Shades.
Fifty Shades of Grey, the triple X adaptation.
Universal sued me on that.
American Werewolf.
Did they really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why you can't buy that one.
Try to buy it.
You can't get it.
It's gone.
Universal put a gabbosh on that one.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's gone.
That's too bad.
And I want you to make my ass pregnant.
That's one of the silly.
Make my ass pregnant.
It's just anal.
It's right here.
Yeah.
It's anal cream pies is all it is.
Anal cream pies.
Okay.
Well, it's weird because now there's no real video stores and everybody's streaming all this stuff online.
Yeah.
It's kind of.
It's.
Things.
I mean, how do you keep.
How do you keep making.
I mean, making money at this.
Oh, I keep on just trucking along.
You know, I've been doing horror movies also lately.
I've been shooting.
You were telling me about that.
Yeah.
Just recently.
I'm completing a movie right now called Betrothed.
Actually, it's on the IMDb.
You can pull up the website for it.
Right.
Another one called Headshot.
So I've been doing horror movies as well.
So.
Have you had.
Have you had any horror movies that have been released yet or.
There are just one.
I still have to finish shooting.
I just finished shooting it two weeks ago.
I'm saying.
So you're trying.
You're starting to get another.
Yeah.
So I have two right now.
I'm about to go into my third one.
Okay.
Are you doing this for yourself or did someone hire you for it?
Is that how.
No, I got hired.
You know, this is Hollywood.
You spend other people's money.
Hopefully.
Is this your script or something you developed with somebody?
I was brought in strictly as a director on the last one.
They, you know, he knew I could get it done in a timely manner.
Right.
Cheap.
And so, you know, I can't pull it off.
And the other one I did write and direct.
And, you know, also produced as well.
And so obviously you did the triple X Halloween parody.
Yeah.
Which I can just imagine what that's all about.
I can just.
Michael Myers fucking all the girls.
Yeah.
That one.
I was.
It's probably one of my favorite movies I've ever made.
Smash.
I shoot for Smash Pictures.
And they really.
I mean, they've let me do some really good movies.
So that one I really try to do a lot.
Shot for shot like the original Halloween.
Oh, wow.
So it's like the point of view.
And then.
Yeah, I did all this stuff.
Like when.
That's awesome.
You know, the scene with PJ Souls or whatever.
You know, she's in the room.
That Lexi Bell plays the PJ Souls character.
Right.
The whole thing where he comes in, you know, wearing the ghost thing.
Right.
You know, a lot of those shots are in the movie.
It's very.
It is the original Halloween.
By the way, which if you watch them, it's a really easy movie to shoot.
It's a porno.
I mean, the sex scenes are laid out for you.
Right.
They're literally laid out for you in the movie.
Right.
Does he fuck her in the closet and the hangers and the whole thing?
Well, what we did is Michael Myers does have sex with.
With the.
Jamie Lee Curtis character.
The Jamie Lee Curtis character.
So I obviously at that time, you didn't know they were brother and sister.
Right.
So.
Is that a big reveal at the end of the.
No, we didn't reveal it, but she does.
But she thinks it's her boyfriend who's in as the ghost.
Okay.
Here's the question now.
Does the Dr. Loomis character fuck anybody?
Yes.
He fucks the nurse.
Remember when he goes to get Michael at the beginning of the movie from the insane asylum?
They get there a little early.
So they're fucking outside in the rain.
Well, actually it was raining that day and we're shooting him out.
We're shooting him outside.
And then Michael Myers, all of a sudden they see all the crazy people walking around have escaped.
If you remember what took place in the movie.
And then all of a sudden Michael Myers comes running up over the car, you know, trying to get them through the window.
Bloody hell.
If we weren't fucking, Michael Myers wouldn't have escaped.
Right.
I have a horrible English accent, but.
So it seems like the last time I was at the Hustler store and looking at all the videos, the parodies seem to be the big thing now.
It seems to be a real big thing now.
Yeah.
I mean, parodies, I don't know if this year it's as big as it was a couple of years ago, but you know, let's face it.
You're looking for something that's going to get people's attention and people like something that's familiar.
They want to see, well, how'd SpongeBob fuck?
So whether you're buying it to jerk off to or whatever.
Did you do a SpongeBob parody?
I did not do SpongeBob.
I'm just giving that example or whatever it might be.
Because the first porno movie I ever rented on my own when I was, when I was a wee lad of 18, I've said this on the show before, was a parody of Married With Children.
And this was before the parodies were big and it was hilarious because they did the show, they did the song and they're like, this I tell you brother, don't fuck Kelly without a brother.
I love her.
It was hilarious.
And then like, I didn't see parodies like again.
And then one time I was at the hustle store, it's like Batman, they got everything.
Like every movie that's out, like yeah, Transformers, all that shit.
Well, for a long time, you couldn't do it in the early nineties.
There were a lot of the studios really went after the parodies.
There was a Splatman.
Some of that stuff came out and Warner Brothers hit Heat Wave.
And I forgot who the other company was.
Immediately it was cease and desist lawsuits.
And they just pulled these things.
It's like Nabisco going after Al Bordo when he did the Oreos.
He designed the whole box of the VHS.
It was Oreo cookies.
Right.
You know, cause people could make a mistake and buy Oreos versus the Oreos they're buying for the kids.
I understand that.
Yeah.
Cause they're usually right next to each other.
Right.
But they would go after them.
And so for whatever reason, all that litigation stopped.
Oh, is that what happened?
Okay.
Cause I was going to say that like a couple of years ago, they're just like a bunch of them.
Yeah.
It's like a lot of that stuff.
They just stopped the litigation on it.
I mean, I'm surprised you think Marvel or Warner Brothers or some of these people to go after these characters.
Right.
Spider-Man.
Right.
Who knows?
Right.
I mean, actually Comic-Con's coming up and that's the other thing.
Rose, I mean, you're into cosplay.
You're into.
I am.
Yeah.
You're a big kind of sci-fi geek.
Yeah.
I'm.
As is every woman I meet these days, apparently.
I, for my whole life, I didn't meet one woman that said the comic books are sci-fi or anything like, and now, oh yeah, I love it.
Well, I'm like, I just got tired of like not indulging my interests.
So like now I'm like really starting to get into sci-fi and I'm really, I've always like admired cosplayers.
I'm like, why?
Why the fuck don't I do it?
Like, I'm just going to do it.
So I did my first cosplay, like a first official, official cosplay recently at Supercon in Miami.
I was on Meryl.
I'm like the little blue mouse Pokemon character.
Right.
That came out fucking adorable.
Of course.
I know.
I researched it.
I don't know if I'm going to go to Comic-Con when I go back because I think I would only be able to go the last day.
So I probably won't cosplay for that.
But I'm working.
I want to do a Crash Bandicoot cosplay.
I want to do a bunch of League of Legends stuff.
And I would love to do Seven of Nine just because like, I love Jerry.
I love Jerry.
So you're a gamer too?
A little bit.
I, again, I'm starting to get back into it.
I used to game a lot when I was a kid.
I used to be really into the Sims.
Like I used to be a big PC gamer, but I really want to start playing League of Legends.
Like I've, I've watched my friends play it.
I love the heroes that I have on there.
And I'm just like, I really want to play this.
I actually went to Anime Expo right when I got back into town in LA.
Okay, so you're into anime too?
No, I'm not.
Really?
The guy I'm dating is into it.
I'm like, oh, you're really hot and you're really funny.
So I guess I'll give anime a chance.
Like, I'm not, I'm frying.
Dressed like her?
He's grown, he's dizzy.
No, he's not.
Thank God.
But he's into girls with really big eyes.
You kind of, are you?
He likes the stories.
If you bolt your eyes out, I can see you maybe being a thing.
Yeah.
That's kind of an anime thing.
That's kind of a mood for him.
He'll love it.
No, he likes, he likes the stories in anime.
He doesn't like the fan service.
He doesn't like the big tits.
He actually hates big boobs.
It's really funny.
What's the matter?
Is he American?
He thinks they're gross.
Like, he's like, that's disgusting.
I'm like, okay.
I dated someone that was like that.
You, with your enormous tits, dated somebody that didn't like big tits.
I couldn't believe it.
I was like, why are you dating me?
He's like, I don't know.
Meanwhile, me, who loves enormous tits.
I don't know.
Get out of here.
Forget it.
But me, yeah.
I would appreciate it.
But I mean, you've got solid Bs.
They're nice.
Yeah, they're nice.
They get the job done.
I'm right, right?
Yeah.
Solid Bs.
Solid Bs, yep.
Solid Bs, yes.
I'm pretty good with that.
So would a C be too big for him?
I think he would be okay with it.
But he's just like, he doesn't like big boobs.
He just doesn't like them.
There's anime without big boobs.
Yeah.
So he jerks off to Japanese cartoons.
He doesn't jerk off to, he does not jerk off to Japanese cartoons.
Like he'd tell you.
Yes, he does.
He would totally tell you.
Obviously, yes.
He has problems.
He's fine.
He's great.
He's great.
He's good looking.
He's funny.
Did you meet him in Florida?
You met him here?
I met him out in LA, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
We'll bring him to the show tomorrow.
He's an actor.
I'm sure he is.
Is he a porn actor?
No.
No, he's not.
Oh, he's a regular actor.
Yes.
Is he a famous actor?
No.
No.
Okay.
He's very new.
He's very new to acting.
He's a waiter.
The past few years he's been out here.
He's been doing scripts.
Editing and reading.
He's done prop masters and stuff like that.
He's a production assistant.
Yeah.
Okay.
He does little odds and- Bring him to the show tomorrow.
He doesn't like to come with- Bring him to the show tomorrow.
He doesn't like to be involved with me in my work.
I said bring him to the show tomorrow so that Josie's humongous breasts scare the shit out of him.
That's what I want.
Terrify him.
He gets- Look who I met.
It's my new friend Josie.
Look at them.
Wow.
Yeah.
You met- Yeah.
He dragged me to the anime as well.
You met an unemployed actor.
I'm an actor who's into anime in LA.
That's one of the- You make him sound so awful.
Well, obviously I'm trying to hit on you myself.
Yeah.
So I'm trying to kind of angle in there because you're beautiful.
I love redheads.
I've always got a thing for redheads.
You're a little too tan for me to be honest with you, but- Oh, thank you for- Too tan?
Thank you for calling me tan.
No, I like pasty white girls.
I like them really.
She was very pasty when I first met you.
Yeah.
I don't like it.
I've seen pictures of you at the pastiness.
You don't like the tan or you don't like the pastiness?
I like to be a little more tan.
I like to be a little more tan.
Just because I feel like my skin looks a lot better.
When I'm pale, I just feel like gross.
No, trust me.
You're not gross.
I know.
Yeah.
Photographers love it when I'm pale because then I just shine and then I see myself in video.
Like, ooh, no, I need a tan.
No, no, no.
So what- I mean, I said this about Sasha Gray when she was here.
You don't have the typical porn star look.
And Jim probably knows because you've been doing porn since the 90s until now.
Now, because I stopped watching porn a while ago.
Every now and then I'll watch- You know, some- Somebody will put some on or whatever.
But you don't look like the- What I think of a porn star is like Jenna Jameson, franken-body, big tits- Like processed.
Yeah, orange skin.
And that was the standard for a while.
Yeah, no, it's sort of- To a certain extent, it still kind of is.
No, that's why I like her.
One, she can act and she does look different.
Very natural body.
Right.
And, yeah.
But it seems like their porn's getting away from that sort of- Like plastic surgery drill sort of- Or it's not.
I don't- Well, porno now, it's like the girls typically are covered in tattoos.
Right.
The typical porno girl.
You can't really do- And you've got some, right?
I have one that's in progress on my side.
Right.
I thought I saw one.
I did some research.
Yeah, it's from my right hip to my rib cage.
Right.
Yeah.
And what is that?
It's roses.
I'm going to have five in total right now.
I just have the one rose.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Jim.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
I was just saying you were asking what they look like.
So they're covered in tattoos pretty much.
You get a lot of- They'll start doing more of the lip injections and stuff like this, like the bigger lips.
You see a lot of that.
The boob jobs, I think it's just because the girls don't stay in porno as long as they used to.
Right.
So you don't see them get them.
You know what I mean?
Who knows if they get them or not when they hook up with whatever biker they marry.
But you don't know what ends up happening to them.
So a lot of those girls, the older girls- Or unemployed actor.
They just had their- They had a longer lifespan.
Right.
So you can see what they developed into.
Right.
So, but I mean, it seems like it's going towards a natural look.
But like you said- Which I like.
Every girl has tattoos now.
You can't get around it.
It's kind of one of those things.
Well, they give them out in junior high.
I think it's a course you have to have them.
It's almost like getting back in the old days when they'd give you the mule shot or whatever.
I know.
Like half the people I met with, the girls that I met with tattoos, they're like, oh, yeah, I got this when I was 16.
I was like, how?
How did you get a tattoo when you were 16?
Like, Chelsea, remember when you started getting tattoos?
Yeah, I remember tattoos.
Remember when you were like the only girl with tattoos?
No.
At one point- Because I was in the punk rock scene.
No, but at one point it was a little more unusual.
If you walked down the street with tattoos, it'd look weird.
Those days have passed.
Yeah.
I mean, it's been pretty acceptable for at least 10 years now.
Okay.
Wow.
You know?
It's been a while.
Yeah, it was only the punker girls.
Right.
And you're in the punk rock scene too.
Yeah, so that's why I remember that there was this girl I met in 1980.
I never got a tattoo.
Right.
And I was all into the- The boy scene when that first came over and everybody was starting to get the tattoos around 81, 82.
And this one girl that worked down at some tattoo shop came over and was giving everybody their punk rock tattoos, the skulls of the Mohawks and all that type of stuff.
The white flag.
Right.
But I just couldn't decide what I wanted to put on me that was going to mean so much in 20 years.
That's what I was worried about because I changed my mind so much.
So that's why I never got a tattoo.
And then, you know, next thing you know, now what am I going to get a tattoo for?
Right.
Right.
You know, so I never did it.
Although I should have.
I'm into the same bands I was into then.
Oh, yeah.
Let me ask you a question.
I was going to ask this about Frankie Loyal when he was here.
What's the difference between Oye and Ska?
I still have, I'm still not sure.
Oye was more of like the working class punk movement, whereas the original punk movement dropped in with New Wave was more arty type of thing.
It was very artistic.
And you were yelling, yeah, screw the government, but it was more of in a very arty, fashionable way.
Right.
Whereas the later movement that came out like the Cockney Rejects and Sham 69, a lot of those bands, and even the hardcore scene that developed out here was more of an angry, hey, we've got no money.
Fuck the system.
We don't like music the way it is.
Right.
It was much more of a streets type of thing, whereas it was so much different than the earlier, like when, you know, the Ramones and the Dickies and all the bands first came out.
It was a much more angry movement.
Right.
And that's what the Oye stuff was.
The Ska movement was, you know, kind of dated back to the old Jamaican stuff that came over from the 60s and the skinheads were doing it.
The skinheads in the 60s and the mid 60s in England were all in this, were all into it.
There was no racial thing.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
It was first into that stuff.
The Ska stuff was all the black and white stuff.
So it was like the Ska Jamaican island music.
Right.
So, Rose, you were going to say something and I rudely interrupted you.
Your unemployed boyfriend's going to smack me in the mouth.
No, no, no.
I was talking, I was thinking about tattoos.
I was like, it doesn't matter how old you are to get tattoos.
I think my dad got his first one when he was 50.
He got his first tattoo when he was 50.
So I should get one.
Yeah.
If you want to get one.
And your dad apparently gets laid a lot.
So that's good.
So that's encouraging.
All guys over 50, please get a tattoo.
My mom's a hot lady.
So when did your dad get tattooed?
for a tattoo?
He has a Celtic...
Fuck the government.
No, he has a Celtic cross on his back that's the size of like, about a steering wheel.
What?
It's a huge cross.
That's wild for his first tattoo.
Right.
Well, because he's always one at one, but he started going bald and he was like, you know what, I'm just going to do the whole clean cut thing and then he turned 50.
He got that and now...
All right, dad.
His goal is when he retires...
This is probably going to piss him off more than your other stories.
Yeah, I don't care if she takes it off the ass.
Don't tell people about my tattoo and midlife crisis.
Is he a Harley now too?
Is he driving a bike?
He has a bike now.
Oh, okay.
That was the deal though.
He had one before all of his young kids and then my mom's like, you're getting rid of the bike and then his deal was once we all graduated or were almost done with college, he was allowed to get a bike again.
Now we're finally all out of college.
And he's tatted, has a bike, he's drinking beer.
And he's still with your mom.
He's still with my mom.
For now.
Oh, they're good.
Oh, good.
They're solid, yeah.
That's what your sister's father said.
He's insane.
He wants to get the tattoo extended across the entire span of his shoulders down to his like...
Ass crack.
Ass crack and then up over his skull.
Like he wants his skull tattooed.
Like he's wearing it.
What does he do?
I was going to say, what does he do?
Is he a preacher?
I mean, what does he do?
Is he planning on going to prison?
I don't know why.
Is he an office manager?
Like what does he do?
He's...
He's a teacher.
He's a teacher.
He's in higher education.
What?
Higher education?
Yeah.
And he wants it on his head?
He says after he retires.
Higher education as in...
As in he works at a college in Texas.
He's a university professor.
That's right.
He is a university professor.
No, he's administration.
He's like vice president in Texas.
Oh, so he's a dean.
Oh, in Texas too.
Well, at least he's getting across.
At least they'll approve of that.
So where do you want to go?
Like what is your...
What are your long-term goals?
What are your long-term goals?
My long-term goals?
I'm still kind of trying to hash that out.
I mean, I have the degree, but I don't really...
What is your degree in?
Exercise science.
There you go.
I said that.
We were talking in the lobby.
We should...
You should...
This should be your thesis right here.
It should.
That would be a great thesis.
How to do the downward dog and blow a guy at the same time.
That should be your thesis.
Multitasking.
That is multitasking.
I could study porn from a biomechanics aspect if I really wanted to.
And I was thinking the good questions four minutes before the end of the show.
Did you have trouble breathing while you were doing your yoga and sucking a guy off?
Or fucking?
If his dick's in my mouth, I had to breathe through my nose.
But actually, that's actually a really good exercise for breathing because it forces you to breathe through your nose and you're supposed to...
Because you're supposed to breathe while you're doing yoga exercises.
Yes.
Could you imagine fucking doing that, Josie, at the same time?
I did.
If you watch my scene, I pretty much keep up the rhythmic breathing almost the entire time.
The whole scene she did.
Right.
Did they all do that or just Rose?
Or did they all...
I mean, I'm sure they all tried, but...
Everyone has different...
They all had different styles.
Like the Leah Alexis scene is much more athletic kind of, you know?
And Riley's, you know, filthy.
You have to keep on keeping in check and you have to keep on power fucking her while he's lifting her up in the air.
She's a little waif, you know?
Yeah, she's tiny.
And so...
But yeah, Rose by far was the one that kept the breathing going and Riley was really good.
Riley does yoga all the time too, so she was good, but she had a partner that was, you know...
So do you want to go into sports medicine or do you want to do something legitimate or are you going to stick with the porn and see where it goes?
I kind of want to see where porn goes.
Like I want to perform for a few years.
I eventually want to learn how to produce and edit and do all that.
Jim?
Yeah.
I'm new, so...
I'm still learning, right?
I mean, this is the guy to learn from, I would think.
Yeah.
I just lost his IMDb page, but yeah.
Black Jack City, I mean, all these things.
He's done all these things.
I know, he's done so much.
Have you done other ethnicities?
Have you done like Latin porn or Asian porn?
Every single one.
I've done them all.
Midgets, you name it.
You know, it's funny...
I got an offer to do a midget way back when.
You should do it.
You should do it.
The first time I...
I love midget porn.
Duh.
The first time I ever directed a porn...
This is where my first started.
The only reason was the director was on acid and I was the producer and I had to take over.
I was rolling around the floor looking at incense things.
I'm like, we're not going to get anywhere if he's doing that.
The director wasn't Hart Fisher, was it?
No.
Anyway, so where does the time go?
Rose, if people want to get a hold of you, how do they get a hold of you?
If they want to get a hold of me, you can hit me up on Twitter.
Rose Red Model.
At Rose Red Model.
And then you can also just email, hit up my agent.
I'm with 101 Modeling.
If they want to book me for anything, just hit them up.
Well, I like you, Rose.
I think you've got a good career.
Did you ever think...
Do you think of maybe legitimate acting?
That's definitely in the play also.
Because the porn...
He likes my acting, so...
Because the porn thing is kind of well-known and well-hidden.
People really have to look for it to really know that you are...
Yeah, unless I become like major famous.
Right.
Which, I don't know.
Right.
Have you been on legitimate auditions?
I haven't gone on legitimate auditions, but I've done a couple commercials in Florida.
Don't feel bad.
Neither has your boyfriend, but...
Hey.
He's just getting into it.
He's been on the production side.
He really likes the production side.
He's just giving acting a try.
Stop it, man.
He's giving it a try.
He's like, eh, I don't know.
Why not?
And I'm like, okay, cool.
He's not even like that passionate about it.
I know.
She said good-looking, funny.
He's very good-looking.
He's very attractive.
Oh, yeah.
Well, there's a difference between us.
But, Rose, you've been a delight.
And, Jim, how do we order yoga for lovers?
Oh, well...
Undisputed king of romance.
Well, if you go to MrFilth...
If you go to MrFilth.com, it sends you over to the page where all my movies are.
I'm going there right now.
MrFilth.com.
Yeah, which basically sends you over to my AEBN page.
You know, all the movies are up there you can look at.
And it's distributed through Juicy Films.
Powersville Video on Demand.
Okay, yeah.
There's a lot of stuff here.
Oiled, wet and oiled nymphos.
Yeah, that's a massage one.
Little white holes with big black poles.
Oh, that's interracial.
Tramp stamp.
Who's the girl on Tramp Stamp?
She looks hot with the tratoos and the mohawk and the whole thing.
Tramp Stamp?
Which movie?
There's Tramp Stamp right here.
Anyway, we'll talk about it later.
Oh, your boyfriend would hate this.
Big boobs splashdown.
Oh, that's a very good movie.
Oh, yeah, and the Halloween porn parody.
There's Bound, but not the...
Yeah.
So, yeah, MrFilth.com.
Okay, so that takes you to Yoga for Lovers.
Yeah, they'll find it there.
Okay, and we can contact you through MrFilth.com?
JP at MrFilth.com.
Yeah, JP at MrFilth.com.
So, Jim Powers and your Jim Powers triple X on Twitter.
Right.
Jim Powers, we've got to have both of you back on.
You guys have been great.
Thanks for having us.
Yes, thank you very much.
I told you this was going to be a great show, huh?
Josie?
She fell asleep.
I was going to bring a mat and do some demonstrations, but we don't have time.
Josie, how do people get a hold of you?
Just Google Josie Kat, J-O-S-I Kat, K-A-T, and find me on Twitter.
And also, gothcomedian.com, gothcomedian, all social media.
Great show next week.
We've got Nicole Six and Xavier Axelman.
We're going to do a Comic-Con preview, then Sin Fist and Kitty Cadillac in two weeks.
Emery Emery and Heather Henderson in three weeks.
Josie Kat looks like she's about ready to cry and puke, so we're going to get out of here.
Have a wonderfully creepy week.
Thanks, guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Ears are sweaty.
I know.
Ears are sweaty.