Dragon dildos, twerking, and Match the Muff game

I think you got that to match your dress. I did. I like to accessorize my dildos with my dresses. This thing is, that's wrong. What? This is, let me just give you, what this is, this is a giant dragon dick. And my wonderful friend Eden Blair brought it in. It's even got a pee pee hole. I love this dragon dick. And she told me about it. One of her fans sent it to her. And it's too big for her penis or for her pussy. It's way too big for her penis. Way too big. Let me just stand up and give you a little. Are you going to show the whole like, it's a, well, it's not even in the camera. See, it's like. It's so big. I can't even get it in the camera. It matches your dress. It's falcors. It's falcors penis. Here's my head. Yeah. And here's the penis. Jesus Christ. It's giant. So what we're doing with this. That could assault a person. Like you could smack, you could knock somebody out with that thing. You could. You could. It's a little. It's a little bit big for me, but. A little. I like how she goes, it's just a little bit bigger. It's a little bit bigger. She goes, it's a tad big. I mean, it was. I've given birth, okay? Yeah, I know. Actually, I haven't. I had a C-section. How? You did not push something out of your vagina. No, there's nothing that fucking big going out of my vagina. Really? There's nothing that big going in. So wait, how big was your son when he was born? Six pounds, 11 ounces. That looks like it's six pounds. How much is that? That's about 10 pounds, eight ounces. No, this is a giant. Well, it's. I'm going to guess. That's 10. Do we have a scale? Wait a minute. Wait, hold the baby. Hold on. Does it feel like your son? It's about a five, six pound baby. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's a new way to look at it. It is. And I actually love this penis. What I want to do with this today is, Ro, this is special for you. Oh, my. That's. We've got all kinds of wonderful things lined up for you today. And one of them. That ain't going to be one of them. Is a game. It's a very simple game. It's called Match the Muff. Okay. First of all, this big dragon dick thing. Yes. Yes. This is the penalty prize. Bumps on it. Lumps. It has bumps. You don't want a penis, that looks like. Yes, those are pleasure feelers, honey. Pleasure feelers. You're not going to be able to get that thing in. Aren't. Isn't your boyfriend about the same size? He's a little bit smaller. A little bit. Yeah. I'm thinking, what are you sitting here going? Oh, I could never take a dick that big. I've met your boyfriend. He's not. I've looked at his thumbs. I look at every guy's thumbs to see the type of penises he has. Oh, yeah. He has. He has a very large, very thick, very long, very nice penis with a pretty hefty set of balls. He certainly. He certainly does. I can tell. With some of the shit he tells me. I go, you got a set of balls, buddy. Nice try. I'm Ginger Lynn. If you haven't figured that one out yet, you just need to point that ginger with me and Rode Delegrazi. Rode Delegrazi along with Stevie. Yay. Me. It's Wednesday, which means it's the crack. We are going to be mixing comedy. That's sex. I sent you a comedian on a show that wasn't the crack. Yeah, that was Monday. Yeah. How does that work out? What was that about? I don't know. I texted him. And I was like, I couldn't. When did I? What did I say? And in the text, I said, just send you a message about today. Today. It was Monday. I don't know. I meant Wednesday. So he was correct. He was. I looked at the text. Oh, I knew it was your problem. Yeah. I knew it was your mistake. There was no way that. Okay. Because I walked outside and there's this nice looking guy out there. And I went, hi, how you doing? He goes, good. How are you? And then I walked back in here and I'm thinking, who the fuck is this guy sitting out there? I go, can I help you or something? He goes, I'm waiting for Ro. You're two days early. Well, you're going to be waiting for a while. She comes in on Wednesdays. I don't know. I don't know. And then it was one of those weekends. Can I help you with something? He goes, well, I'm here to be on the show today. And I went, oh. Okay. Well, we've got. We've got. We've got a legendary performer on that isn't quite sure that he's even here. So this will be perfect. Yeah, perfect. I said, make sure. I texted him. I said, I'm so sorry. I go, make sure you get a sex toy. He goes, I've already gotten three. Did he have a good time? He had a great time. He had a blast. We still have to wait to find out how they went. He was going to use them with his wife. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. He does actually have homework and I would like to have him back on the show because he seemed. He seemed very enthusiastic about using the toys that we gave him. Yeah. I'm sure. So I really want to know how those work. Now, have you tried? Is Chris into cock rings? No, not really. No. I gave him away. Oh, so that's what I did for the bridal shower. The late and there were some older ladies there, you know, that they wanted them for their. Well, probably didn't expect that a bridal shower to get a gift because it was all hidden, you know. So I put a I put one of our spot. I had some most of our screaming. Oh, but like one sex toy, a little bottle of wine, you know, so you loosen up and like a face mask. I mean, it's like a moisturizer. Oh, I'm thinking we've got one over there. It's Hannibal Lecter. Do you put a Hannibal Lecter face on someone at a bridal shower? Marie, your sister's a little weird. No, no, no. Like, like a hand lotion. This was your sister's bridal shower? Yeah. And they put you in charge? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. I know. Are you supposed to be in charge of your own bridal shower? No, no, no, no. No, people should not have bridal showers. People should not get married. Yeah. Ginger's anti-marriage. But I know usually you don't put it on the bride to do it. It's usually somebody. But when you put me in charge, that's what happened. Oh, no. You get sexed. When people found the sex toys, what was the response? Well, some of them didn't. They couldn't open it because there was a kid there. So I said, don't. Open it till you get home. So they got home and probably opened it like, oh, my God, a lingo? What is this? A lingo? What am I going to do with a lingo? But my friend Kate did take the Paco Taco thing to try with her boyfriend. So I want that one. The Paco Taco's fucking amazing. I know. The Paco Taco's amazing. So they all got, you know. Everybody got a goodie. And I put a little wine so they could loosen up. Did you give them lube, too? They're Mormons. No, no. The Mormons were the next day. No Mormons that practice Santeria? Oh, but you're going to love this. Yeah. Yeah. The Mormons that practice Santeria. They do a whole. It's very cute. They do a whole week in Carpinteria. Have you been to Carpinteria? No. I was there once for Avocado Festival. I've driven by there many times. Yeah. Yeah. It's gorgeous. So pretty. Carpinteria. Yeah. And they go, we have a talent night. The family does a talent night, which is sweet. They go, do you want to come do your comedy? I'm like, I don't think that would be a good idea. I don't think I'm Mormon. Mormon. They have Mormon. Mormon family comedy night? Well, they wanted me to. And I was like, I don't think. Why not? Because. What homework do you do to do Mormon comedy? Well, you need to know about Mormons. Do you know about Mormons? They don't drink coffee. Can you talk about caffeine? Yeah. If you do comedy? Or do they want to hear that? I think they want to hear it. I'm thinking you start talking about the lingo. I think you start talking about the ColourPop 2.0. All of a sudden I start saying, hey. Anybody here ever had a dragon dick? Yeah. Am I the only one? Anybody? It could be a whole new thing. This thing. Oh. It's like, they just stare at me. They go, Rose, not allowed back next year. I think that you should talk about the things that we do on the show. When you're in a jam like that and you don't quite know where to go, what to do, what type of comedy to bring out, there's nothing better than the antics of Blame It On Ginger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't break the ice. You're right. And you could see their facial expressions as you start. As I each have heart attacks. And the kids, because there's a lot of kids there. You've got to clean it up. Clean your act up a lot. Okay. I will tell you, it's not even just clean it up. It's like, don't... I shouldn't even speak. There's no speaking. Do you know Ro? I don't think there's a... Because I've walked into some shows where like, it's clean. And then you show up at the address and it's a library. And you go, a library? And you walk in and it's like six-year-olds sitting there. And you go, you said clean. you didn't say fucking kid and I remember one of the comics just tell them about your lies did you just beep the whole time beep beep beep sorry it's all been censored I was like my dad gets blow jobs at massage parlors for $150 do you want me to tell this to kids oh my gosh you could say something maybe he takes baths with women in rubber ducks for $150 at a massage parlor change it up a little yeah I go in there and I what did you do when I got up because it was literally like 4 year olds 6 year olds and some parents and stuff and I was just like hey you guys on facebook I didn't even know what to say I was like you guys nerds are cool let's talk about being a nerd and how I had a hamster and my dad stepped on it oh no this is terrible do you try to cheer children up and make them laugh so we had this really cute hamster his name was Fluffy everybody loved him he would crawl up your neck and he would give you little kisses and my dad it was so funny one night he stepped on him and killed him I made this cute little sound I know well no this is a story because I tell what actually happened when I was a kid I had a hamster and it died one day in the morning my dad's like oh natural causes let's just throw it away I think we might have buried it but we find out years later my dad goes oh that hamster it escaped in the middle of the night and I actually stepped on it and went fuck and I picked it up and dropped it back in the cage and pretended it died of natural causes your dad's a riot oh he's hilarious he gets $150 blowjobs from rub and tug places well yeah I think they shut the parlor down so now he's like I'm out of luck no they keep popping up there'll be new ones no pun intended yeah no he um you know they get shot up in the car shut down pretty quick though in Long Island now does your mom give him blowjobs they're divorced does your mom give him blowjobs no no because they're divorced but that doesn't matter $150 for special visits what's that I'm thinking they may have stayed together if he gave her 150 bucks for the blowjobs yeah probably well now you just get a flashlight oh yeah that could be can you give your dad a flashlight? yeah I think that's a good idea I think that's a good idea I think that's a good idea yeah we have one here just send it anonymously we have a Nina Hartley one I sent it anonymously then my dad well I heard this crazy thing arrive in the mail and then I got stuck in it we'll send him a Zolo what's the Zolo oh wait I saw the Zolo it's like that ball thing no we're gonna send him the actual one in a tube it looks like a can of coke and you put your wiener in it we'll hook your dad up don't you worry bro oh my dad we wanna make your dad happy he's excited cause he's gonna be moving to Boca Raton he's gonna be moving to Boca Raton he's the hot stud down there Florida? yeah from New York to Florida? New York to Florida then you become a stud yeah he does does he have the black socks and the sandals? you're stud oh no black socks and sandals yes you have to it's a requirement that would turn Stevie on no no that reminds me of people who just get out of prison they always have socks on yeah they do socks and sandals they have some socks yeah no not good that's why red flag number one yeah red flag government issued socks and sandals Stevie makes Stevie's heart pitter patter it does it does I hate when they put the socks on and then they shove their toes like the sock through that little hole let me ask you that looks so uncomfortable on the what do you call it? why do they do that? the thing on the flip flop isn't that uncomfortable? it's not that bad no because where else are you gonna put your sock your foot your toe it's true you gotta put it somewhere I'm fine with that I'm fine with that I'm fine with that I like to wear the look of the not the thong thing for the sandal like the flat you know where you just stick your toes in where you put your toes in there's a flap that goes over the front yes I prefer my men to wear those but I only have one man and that's what he wears so it's perfect Stevie this is a question for you you've had several sexual experiences what? with prisoners? or who? I don't know everybody have you had them with prisoners? yeah you have yeah I'm just out of jail a couple of them his look was like yeah yeah seriously? just out of jail? once a 70 year old 75 maybe he was 70 or 75 wait why? hold on hold on hold on I want you just said oh I wouldn't go out with an old guy because of the the black socks and sandals and you're like and I had a 75 year old that's pretty good that's pretty he was an inventor though oh really? okay yeah there you go Ro he was an inventor keep up okay so if you're an inventor and you're wearing the black socks with the sandals and you're just out of prison it's a whole different story wait but see he was he just out of prison? no he came up from LA he said he was an inventor and that he was also an attorney or something anyhow we ended up he invented a good story yeah yeah we were talking and then for some reason he wanted to hang out with me okay and I was showing him some photos for some reason what would yeah yeah okay you just had photos on you? I had photos on me and I was showing him photos and he wanted to hang out and I told him I had to get up early and look for a job very responsible I was like I've got a good job hunting tomorrow yeah and he said well maybe we can hang out before you go and I said something like do you have like $283.14 and he just looked at me and he was like do you need to pay a bill and I said yeah I need to pay a bill so I have to go to the he's like well I'll give you $300 so I thought alright so you know is this the $300 blowjob no there was no blowjobs involved I just I told him I could dance for him and I had my boombox in the car wait hold on wait hold okay no no no no no no before we go on with this story we're gonna go on with this you leave out random details and then throw in really random details like you're like oh and then I was showing pictures and then I said let's dance for a minute because I have my boombox I mean are you was this an acid trip what was going on no no no that's what happened I was down this is Stevie have you met Stevie Steve Zambrano Ro De La Grata I love how all of a sudden he's like oh I happen to have a boombox in the car no this was when I started I was I started dancing I was dancing for this company I only like worked three times I think it was only three times I worked once and it was fine up in Santa Barbara and then I went no I think I only worked two times the second time they had a new girl booking people and she booked people at an escort through an escort agency and I was working through a dance exotic dance company there's a big there's a difference yeah exotic dancing you get naked and you dance for the person and maybe you do a little touching a little grinding but escorting there's actually insertion of body parts into other people's body parts but you make more money no nobody I'm not like okay for one $180 for an hour I'm not splitting that with somebody and walking away with 90 minus gas money no to have sex with somebody for $90 no no so the dancing you get 300 to dance no the 300 I told well he did he did and what what did you do did you touch him did you do like a lap dance he got a hotel he wanted to get a hotel I told him don't get a hotel I said just give me the money for the hotel and we'll go to like a parking garage and I'll just dance wait in the garage so you got 300 for the bill another some more money on top for the hotel and then you take no you didn't get any more for the hotel because he actually wanted to get a hotel okay so we got to the hotel and I danced around you suggested the parking garage I suggested it's cheaper and you get to keep the money Ro keep the extra money that he was gonna I thought why waste that money on a room I just feel like it's the start of like that video the Michael Jackson you know I'm bad you know like so yeah that's what happened and then we ended I walked away I actually didn't even have to stay there for the whole hour so you just danced I danced for probably about 10 or 15 minutes were you naked I was down in my underwear yeah I did I got naked did you do that thing where you wiggle your dick where you make it go in circles oh yeah no no I had like old burlesque music oh really old school music can you show us what you did no cause I don't have the CDs with me do we have any burlesque music and then they ended up I was the worst dancer I would tell them too I'd be like I'm really just starting I only did it twice twice it was like Santa Barbara oh no three times if you count him but that I was doing outside of the agency I booked that gig myself that was a private gig yeah that was a private and it was spontaneous yeah it was on the fly it was like really spontaneous well you know how it is when you're in a parking lot and you go hey do you want to dance no I was at the bar $218.36 and I'll give you a dance $283.14 and I only charge if you have a groupon it's $275.17 but you have to have the groupon and you have to have exact change because I don't have any I don't have the exact change I don't take credit cards no we did do credit cards I would have to they would give me a slip so I'd have a stack of credit card slips and then when I went in this was the bad one I went in is that when he's dancing no I'm not dancing Stevie is yes yes wait we're ready wait wait Stevie give us a little burlesque come on let's go just get a little dance come on you can do it come on Stevie come on Stevie just shake it around a little let's see just give us a little I can't it's been so long right in front of this camera I need a feather boa that's okay you can just do it with your clothes just give us a little yeah no stripping no stripping come on Stevie give us a little wiggle can you do a little twirl or whatever you do come on oh okay I have to turn the lights out no you can do it imagine the spotlight I can't even hear it alright put the headphones on and just give us a little bit just a little twirl I can't you didn't say you were good at it alright here's a feather duster there's a feather there's a feather duster alright we've got a feather duster let's see how you you don't have to strap it on or anything Stevie walking around the room Stevie's walking around behind us oh he's feather dusting us oh we've got a little butt shake going on here oh up and down my neck with that feather duster this is totally worth a hundred dollars it's oh my god work it girl thank you oh my gosh that was unbelievable I see why you got booked three times I see why you got booked three times unbelievable yeah it was terrible yeah but the second time I got it I got it booked for the and the guy I walked in and he didn't have the right credit card he had the wrong credit card a wrong name and I called the girl and I said you booked me to see so and so and I've got a different name he's got a different name on his credit card and she's like well just do the show and I was like you're only you're a punk what who's this second rate punk at that you're only you're a punk I don't know what this is Ginger's playing with the sound bites oh my gosh okay that was your punk I called you a punk oh my gosh it went terrible though so okay so it went terrible it went terrible because he demanded sex because I walked in and no that's not that's escort service it's not dancing that's what I told him that's what we argued I was like I was arguing with him I said you hired a dancer a dancer and he's like no no no I hired you know this is what happens all the time and at the time they hired me I was the only guy that would dance for men so I was like so you went to this agency and you've hired people from this agency before and they had sex with you and he was like yes I go and how many times has this happened and he was like three or four times I've hired and I said and you've hired from this company he said yes I go well that's incorrect because I'm the only one that dances for guys they've told me that so you actually you need to check who you hired somebody from because I'm a dancer I'm not an escort did they have male escorts at the time you know that's a really good question I never heard of anything I'm sure it happens yeah but you're like they have male escorts just like they have female escorts no I'm saying within the company I'm sure it happens within there but they would tell me to get more I'm positive they have male escorts Jenny right you've hired a few Jenny's got it go to rentboy.com you'll find male escorts yeah Andy does some training no I'm just kidding what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what! but yeah they would tell you does he ride his bike to the escorts hi I'm your escort hi we're gonna exercise a little bit why don't you get your bike and then we'll get that there were the shower shows if you wanted extra tips you're supposed to do shower shows or the lotion show there was the lotion show where you just squirt lotion all over yourself you put lotion on them but you rub it in with your body that's for extra tips oh they had different things that you would do they would tell you to do you weren't supposed to do them but they said well you could do this if you want to get more tips these are tips oh god extra tips was there the like suds one where you have a bunch of suds and you're just playing in the suds there's but you know it's like give them a bubble bath you can do whatever I guess you do whatever once you're in there once they're naked the main thing was they said once they're naked you know it's not a cop so if you want to do something you can do something oh see I would give everybody a bath oh that would be my thing I would be because I wouldn't want to touch anybody that would be they'd be dirty what if they're dirty yeah what if they're dirty would you request hand sanitizer I would bring my own yeah you just bring you don't expect them to bring that no I would have like a tool belt like they do when the guys come to fix your house and I would have like lube in one hand I'd have the dildo in the other I'd have the strap on over here a rubber ducky I'd have a rubber ducky I'd have my dragon dick everything I need you couldn't find a tool belt to hold this thing I've got a big tool belt oh my gosh when we get when we come back we've got more for you we've got Tiffany Bannister coming up we're going to be talking about 50 things you should never say during sex I was trying to get to that but Stevie Roe we also have we could do that still but we have Matt Claybrook coming in too Matt's coming in yeah he's here are you dancing for him Roe he should be I'm not dancing I know his wife I've got plenty oh Matt's in so much trouble he's in so much trouble is he here I think so oh good there's somebody out there in the biggest trouble ever I want to tell you about the fingo this is the wait can I ask you what did we forget to get to 50 what what were 50 something 50 things you should never say during sex oh god that would have been great oh no we're not forgetting it we're getting to it we're bringing it up I feel like Stevie has heard 50 things that you should say I probably said a thousand things you should say alright I want you to go to the screen streamingo.com this is called the fingo what this is it's a fun fingertip vibe pleasure at your fingertips it's a little I'm going to open this one up open it up alright I'm opening up the fingo try it on Roe and this one okay or should Roe get it she's the finger pro I think it's wait this way okay there it's on alright it's on your finger now we're going to turn it on okay there's a little finger turn on dearly right underneath here oh wow alright now touch me that's a yeah she's touching your nose you're supposed to touch your nose oh yeah that's right you're supposed to test them out on your nose I forgot no no wait yours try my nipple ah move it around a little bit no now you want me to play with you nice try this is the fingo this is the fingo this is the the advanced brand new wonderful fingo tip it stays on it's for your clit it's for your pussy it's for that's funny on the nose Rose uses it on her nose but I use it on my clit let me put it I'm like give me that back I'm putting this on my clit I'm gonna put it's from the screamingo.com but it's been on Rose's nose it's been on my nose you know where my nose has been I don't care I know where your nose has been in the alley alright I'm putting the screamingo fingo tip just remember bubble gum just on the outside on the tip of my clit it's not even on the tip it's on the roof now something I learned recently is that you don't want to use lube this has got little finger ridges lube on your clit causes it to slip off and you don't get as much friction I always thought that you used lube with any type of a vibrator and that's not true some of them if you're putting it inside of you you do this is really really powerful if I do it much longer I'm going to be yelling bubble gum bubble gum and that would be bad so I'm just going to tell you you'll learn something new every day is what I'm going to be driving home masturbating to the fingo tip fun finger vibe from the screamingo it's blue it fits right on my finger it's not going anywhere I can shake it I can wiggle it I can finger I can put this inside of your pussy and just finger fuck you and you would ooh will you finger fuck me with a glove on no no no it's got two gloves on no alright I've got three gloves I can't finger she's not going to finger me go to the screamingo.com pick up your very own it's Wednesday bingo tip from the screamingo don't expect Ro De La Grazia to use it on you I just want to know is Steve going to have to grab the wheel when you're doing that because I'm just worried about you driving and trying to finger yourself and then Stevie has to figure out he has to figure out he has to figure out to grab the wheel suddenly she can multitask I drive with one knee my other two hands are on my pussy at all times at all times? at all times I never use my hands to drive go to the screamingo.com I'm Ginger Lynn with Ro De La Grazia and Stevie we will be right back with Matt Cloudbrooks and 50 things not to say Claybrooks Claybrooks don't go anywhere Fair Fair Fair Fair Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Fair enough Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Still playing with my fingertip vibe from the Screaming O. I've got it in between my pussy lips. It's just... I'm a happy girl. What? Oh, you never took it off, huh? Why should I? I'll turn it off. I can't believe you're going to... Do you... I can't believe you're going to drive and use that. I'm going to put that in my pussy and drive home. That way I don't have to use... I can drive hands-free. Because you know what? I am a safe driver. I know you are. I am. I am Ginger Lynn with... Ro Delegrazi. She always laughs when she says her name. Are you sure it's Ro Delegrazi? No. I'm not sure. I could be somebody totally different. Me too. I'm on the run. I am. Yeah. You should do that finger when you do your next act. Put it on. Just put it in your pussy and have it there for the whole time. And then of course... That'd be great. Yeah. No. That'd be great. That'd go over really well. We have... Stevie! In studio. And our special, brand new, just walked into the guest, into the room, our brand new guest, Matt Clay Brooks. Yay, Matt! Await. Woo, Matt! Await. What's that? That's the sound effect. I don't know all the sound effects yet. That was supposed to be people clapping. Okay. That was baby. That's your clean act. Oh, there you go. That's for your clean act. Here we go. There you are. At the library. There we go. And then when Ro comes on, we do this. And then when Stevie comes on, we do this. I've just discovered that we have sound effects, so I'm very, very excited. Very excited. That's awesome. Matt, what do you do? Are you a porn star? No. I wasn't that lucky. You look like a porn star. You're a porn star? You know, if things get hard, never know. Hey. Can I see your penis? Hey. You know, I would say no. How about if you put your thumbs up like this? Mm-hmm. Just put your thumbs up, and I'm going to tell you the basic, ooh, you have a nice penis. What you have is you've got a slender at the base, medium-sized balls. You've got a big, thick head on your penis. You've got a big, thick bulb at the end. Okay. Like a palm reader. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. She'll tell you the winning lottery. Am I kind of on? Yeah. I would say, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I can't tell size, but I can tell the basic shape of your penis by your thumb. I trust you. Yeah. She can also give you the winning lottery numbers. Okay. Yeah. I'll take those before we leave, I guess. Nine. Are you coming up with that? 27. Are you writing these down? Write these down. What if that really was? 32. Nine, 27, 32. Stevie, write this down. What the? 69. 69. 27, 32, 69. And four. And four. Is that it? No, there's one more. No, wait. The last one. Isn't there a bonus one? There's 14. 14. 14 is the last one. Okay. We need to play these. And if it's a Powerball, the Powerball number is eight. Ooh. Powerball eight. Okay. You heard it, folks. Look. You know what would be crazy? Is if we all win. Like, we all play it. We all win. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Yes. At that point, you definitely see my dick. Yeah. I must do that. I owe you that at least. Exactly. I owe it to you. I will show you my penis. What did you do before you were a comedian? Um, what did I do? A bunch of jobs. I was a, I'm a writer. Mostly TV writer. Wonderful. So that's what pays the bills. Comedy is just kind of like a hobby in LA. Will you write something funny for me? I've got a really good idea. I've got a really good idea. I've got a really good idea. I've got a really good idea. I've got a really good idea. I've got a really good idea. I've got a really good idea. I've got a radio show and I'm trying really hard to do something. Okay. I mean, what kind of, I mean, what kind of stuff? It doesn't matter. You've got a humongous rainbow dragon. Twelve years. I've got to talk two hours a day. I don't know what the fuck to say anymore. Right. You're doing a good job. So you do, so you've been mainly writing comedy for years and years and years. Uh-huh. Anything that we would be familiar with? Some, uh, Everybody Hates Chris. Oh, I love that show. The show called The Game. It's on BET now. Oh, I've heard of the game. It used to be on the CW. Yep. About football players and their wives and stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. Some other show. I just recently wrote on the BET Awards because Chris Rock was on it. I worked on that. Congratulations. So we've got royalty in the studio. Not royalty yet, but, you know, I'm at least a court gesture. Yeah. Do you have a webpage, someplace that people can find your schedule? Um, not really a schedule. I just kind of, I'm working out new stuff. And then when I'm going to unveil it, I'll put it on my Facebook or something like, hey, I'm here. I'm talking about this. And what is your Facebook? Um, I think it's Matt Claybrooks slash whatever Facebook is. I know my, I know my Twitter is at Matt Claybrooks. At Matt Claybrooks. And Claybrooks is one word. Yeah. Yeah. Matt Claybrooks. At one, at one word at Facebook. At, at, uh, Twitter. Or at, at Twitter. Yeah, no, you know, at Matt Claybrooks the whole. Oh, okay. Yeah, your Facebook is Matt Claybrooks. Matt Claybrooks. Okay. Yeah. And I'm not, I'm new, I'm new to Twitter, so I'm learning it. I don't have as many followers as you guys. That's, mine, oh, I just make mine up. Yeah, she does. Yeah. She's got a. I do. You gotta have a lot though, right? She's got a lot of followers. You got a lot of followers. Yeah, you have years of fans. Yeah. Yeah. I got a couple of followers. They love retweeting. They, they do retweet. Yeah, they're fun. Thanks everybody on Twitter. I actually have one. It's Ro Telegram. See, it's my only follower. I follow you. You follow me. No, you got a million followers. She's got a ton. I'm sure. Are you, are you a blue comedian? What, what's your, what's your style? I don't really distinguish. I talk about whatever's on my mind and yes, it's profanity and relationship stuff, sex stuff, mostly politics, social stuff that's going on in the world, you know. Social commentary. Yeah. Yeah. So I try to, I try to make stuff that's not funny in real. And regular world life be funny. That's what I try to do. Like pornography or hamster. I have a lot of porn stuff. Do you have some porn stuff? Yeah. I think porn is funny. And how do you feel about porn in general? In general, I, I grew up on it. Have you ever seen one of my movies? Yeah. Yeah. And you know, I've watched them over the years. Yeah, but you just looked very concerned when you said that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all. Not at all. I don't want to. I haven't. I meant to talk to you about that. I was right. I was. Don't really think about it. I was like, I don't want to. I don't want to. I think it's a good idea. I started early where junior high. I remember getting the first tape from a friend because, you know, VCRs, everybody didn't have them. You started getting them and then you got the tape and it was like it was gold. Oh, yeah. You passed it around. Exactly. I remember it was Christie Cannons. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. She used to do a show. Christie and I did a show together for like 10 years. Yeah. So she was my first. First. And recently I saw online the video. I mean, I. I mean, they uploaded it online and I was like, this is the first. That was very. I almost cried like this is what. This is what I saw for the first time because I didn't see a woman for the first time. No, you saw it. Years after that tape. You know, do you remember how old you were? I was 17, 17. I was that's 17. Having sex for the first time is like being 30. If you're not, if you're white. Yeah. Because in the hood people have sex really, really young. So I was considered like an old maid or something. Like, wow, I'm wondering about Matt. No, I mean, I used to. Is there anything you'd like to share with us on the air today? Yeah. No, I mean, it wasn't because I didn't want it. Yeah. It was because I didn't know how to get it. Trust me. My game is a little off. Right. What kind of a man are you? All right. I mean, I know that Christie Canyon was your first movie. Are you a titty man? Are you an I man? Are you leg man? Absolutely ass. You're an ass man. Ass man. Have you seen Rose? Ass man. Who hasn't? Oh my God. Ro has the nicest ass ever. Can I eat your ass? Okay. No. No. Why? Because. Why not? Because. Have you ever been on the subway? Have you ever been on the subway? What? Cast it. Cast her butt. Cast her butt. I mean, you could get a mold of it and you could eat your cereal out of it. That's. No. I'm thinking tossing your salad. No. No. No. Have you ever had a girl toss your salad? No. I haven't had a girl. Okay. I think Matt's taking it. I'm gonna get her, Matt. No, I'm not. I'm gonna get her. Everything's set. She tries every week. This is Ginger's weekly attempt to try and get me to do something sexual. I'm the only one that stays clothed. Including. Not including Stevie. Stevie gets naked. Oh. Okay. Well, what was it? It happens. Okay. It happens a few times. Everybody's free in here, right? It happens. You know, some days. You've gotten naked several times. Yeah. There's some days that you have to just get naked. Like. Hey. Most days. It's 115 or 120. No, that makes sense. Air conditioning should go out. What? Or somebody sends really cool toys. And you get that. Like, or what are they? Ornaments? Butt ornaments? Sometimes you get really cool butt ornaments. Oh. I've got a foxtail that's nice. Yeah. You love that foxtail. I love my foxtail. It's a. Or peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. I had. Oh, yeah. But that. Oh, you missed it yesterday. No. You didn't put peanut butter. And you offered me that peanut butter. Was it the peanut butter that was up Ginger's butt? Was it? No. No. I took a knife. Okay. And I actually spread peanut butter on a girl's pussy yesterday with a knife. But the sugar. And then I ate it off. Oh. Like a cracker? No. More like a pussy. Oh. Okay. Like a topper. Is it in there or on top? I spread it all over her pussy. Because the sugar will give her yeast infection. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's good. Oh. What? No. But the foxtail thing, you know, I've seen that before. Really sexy. And then when you've got it inside of your ass and somebody's fucking you, there's a very thin membrane between your asshole and your pussy chamber. Is it a chamber? I think. Chamber. Yeah. My pussy chamber. We just went over all those. How do you not know? You know. You go in there. You take a left. You take a right. Fair enough. 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Don't go to the left after 2 a.m. The whole thing is the bathroom, okay? Just do it. So, Roe is obviously very special sexually. Yeah, special, like, specially challenged. I don't want to know a whole lot of detail. I just want to know, basically, what is your zodiac sign? Cancer. Figures. Matt, what's your zodiac sign? Taurus. Oh, the bull. Wait, what is figures, because I'm a prude? Is that cancers? Kind of. Really? No, I don't know anything about cancer. She just said figures and threw me off. Right. She said that like figures. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? You just threw me off. You had no idea what you were doing. Oh, Jenny says that cancers are extremely sexual. Thank you, Jenny. Just not with other women. Well, just not on the air. Oh. No, off the air. Because the water's not in there. Oh, no. I'm not going to your house. I don't want to see that. Get her to a pool party. I really don't. Get her at the pool party and her water sign will come out. Oh, yeah. I get naked at pool parties. No, I don't get naked at pool parties. I barely. Now, do you know much about your sign, Matt? I know what people say. I don't know how true. They say, you know, you're stubborn. You're, you know, you don't give up. I can see that in you. That kind of stuff. I can see that in you. I don't give up bad stuff easy. No. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard. Are you a... Do you consider yourself a sexual person? A passionate person? Yeah. Now, with your wife, do you instigate the sex more or does she? I would say either. It's... We're both. You both do? How long have you been married? Three years. It's going on before this month. Congratulations. Do you have kids? Not yet. Not yet? No. Oh, I'm happy for you. Yeah. Yeah. You know, kids are scary, so we'll see. Kids are scary. You know? Oh, my God. I have a friend. She gets pregnant all the time at work. What? I mean, she's like... All the time at work? She's on her third kid and they're like a year and a half, nine months, and like now she's pregnant again. Does she know the fathers? Yeah, she's stuck with one father. Okay. Oh, okay. Whether she likes him or not, she's like, I just want to have the one father. Okay. Well, no, that's good. Yeah. But the way you made it sound was like she keeps showing up pregnant and I'm going... Right, right. She just wants all the siblings to be from the same person. To look alike. Yeah. Yeah. And she's white. And her... Yeah. And her boyfriend's Chinese. So that she has adorable, adorable children. Is the boyfriend involved? Does he know what's going on? Yeah, they live together. Okay. But she said... Because it sounds like she's just kind of sneaking up on him, throwing her pussy on him, popping it on his cock when he's sleeping. No, no. I think it's more of like... We got another one, baby. Yeah. It's more, I think, when they like have sex, they're like, oh, we got pregnant. You know, that kind of thing. Okay. So they're not into safe sex. But she said that every time that... And they've been together for a long time, right? So she said every time she gets pregnant, somebody... At work gets pregnant. So the first time she got pregnant, I think, like, I think... Oh, I forget who. Somebody had got... Carrie got pregnant. Like, she got pregnant. Our friend Carrie got pregnant. Well, then she got pregnant again. And then three other people at work got pregnant. Now she's pregnant again. So she thinks somebody else at work is going to get pregnant. Are they holiday babies? Or are they certain type of the... No, no. Season babies? No, yeah. I know what it is. What? Every time I come in... Somebody gets pregnant. Somebody gets pregnant. Every time I come into your restaurant, somebody gets pregnant. That's true. Right. Because you came in and she got pregnant. You better not come in there. I'm in there humping the toilet and she's gathering up my eggs. And then she's putting them back inside. And then... I think everybody's looking at me because they're like, when's... When's Ro getting pregnant? That's what I was thinking. Calm down. Do you know the size of my baby? What it would be? Chris is humongous. His family's humongous. Maybe three pounds? Three pounds? Yeah. Add another... Ten? Ten on. I met his uncle. You would have a beautiful baby. I would have a beautiful baby. Oh my God. I met his uncle on his... Okay, so his dad's black, his mom's white, right? But his mom's side, they're all like... Chris's... Chris's dad's black and his mom is white. Oh, he's mixed? Yeah, he's mixed. I didn't know that. Yeah, most people think he's... But they never guess black, white. They think like Latino or like Hawaiian or Simone because of his size. I just thought gorgeous. Yeah, he's a very good looking man. But his uncle... Fuck. I met... I met the Mormon side, that's the white side. His uncle's 6'10". I mean, that's... They were all tall. Have you thought about adoption? I'm thinking about it. Or a surrogate mother. Chris was 10 pounds. Over 10 pounds. Chris is a big boy. He's big. Chris is a big boy. We have to take a quick break. When we come back... Yes. It's going to be time for 50 things not to say during sex. Yes. Then we've got the bucket of love over here. We're going muff diving. Bucket of love. The bucket of love is coming up. But right now we're going to get ready for Tiff Bannister. She's going to be calling in. I want you to go to the screamingoh.com. Now, the last time I talked to you about the finger. Yay. The finger goes on your finger. You put it on your clit. You put it on your pussy. You play with it on your nipples. Anywhere that you want to touch gently. Not like Roe. You don't just go shoving it up your nose. It's nice and it's soft and it's delicate. Now, the lingo I will demonstrate on Roe... oh no the lingo is a vibrating tongue ring okay it goes around your tongue it sticks on now imagine different places that you could put this oh no this would be fantastic now ro all i ask you to do oh no i don't hold out your hand okay big wuss they need a toe ringo now i'm gonna put this uh i'm gonna turn it on first careful of your teeth it's it's not that it's just here just powerful enough okay um oh my god wow make sure you don't do any workplace talking ginger is over here and ro is squirming around yes you gotta get a lingo that's the most ticklish thing in the world so you gotta say you gotta say uh you gotta say a sentence that thing in your mouth give me your finger i want to put it in my mouth wait what's that about when people want you to say stuff when you have stuff in your mouth can i just suck on your finger one time oh my did you clean it what happened did it slip off i turned it off with your teeth no ro did it with her fingers she was me up i was trying to eat your hand give me a finger give me a thumb i know what you're trying to do what is she trying to do i don't know okay no all right the lingo with the north what is she trying to do i don't know okay i'm not you that tickles no all right the lingo with the north all right the lingo with the north normal person is really hot yeah i was just biting and licking on ro's hand on her fingers not gonna work i'm not gonna get naked i didn't did i ask her to get naked that would have been the next question hey how was that hot get naked that's what i don't want you naked anymore i've changed my mind i'm scared i don't know what happens if somebody touches your woo ha yeah yeah she goes like this she goes like this all right i'm ginger right now get the lingo get the finger i've got my finger in rodel lagrati's lingo it's deep inside it's going inside she's giggling wiggling jiggling i'm gingerly and we'll be right back here i've got my finger in her lingo Fair Fair Fair Fair Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I like how you were like, there is nobody that's going to be... Oh, we're back on the air. We are back on the air. We're talking about this giant dildo. This giant dragon dick in the studio that is mesmerizing. I can't stop looking at it. And I'm wishing my pussy would stretch big enough. It's soft enough that it feels like it might stretch, but there's no way I could even get the tip in it. That's bigger than the glass one. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way. So I need whoever's out there that is in touch with the Dragon Dildo Company, if you want to make my day, send me some information. You can do it to my email. My email address, go through gingerlynauctions.com and you can shoot me an email and tell me all about it. Also, go to gingerlynauctions.com and you can check out some of my new artwork. In the meantime, I'm right here, right now, on Blame It On Ginger with... Ro Delgrat. And... Stevie! And... Matt Claybrooks. Matt Claybrooks. Welcome to the studio. Having a good time. Are you having a good time? Yeah, yeah. I mean, and just think that dragon dick, just think, to dragons, that's a little dick and they're getting teased. I know, yeah. Are you a little dick dragon, motherfucker? That is, that's like, right now there's a dragon, it's like, um, that's like a pinky. That's a dragon with his head down. Aw, that's my dick. Like, wow. Oh, you human. I know. We have Tiff Bannister on the line. Tiff, are you there, beautiful girl? Could be Lisa. Tiff Bannister. Tiff Bannister, are you there, beautiful girl? Tiffany. Hi, Tiff. Maybe she's playing candy. Okay. Yeah. We'll try. All right, that's all right. That's okay. That's just fine. I'll come back. That's just fine. Do you think that there's a company that does whale dicks? This company does all kinds of animal dicks, and I had the piece of paper that I put in my wallet because I wanted to get a collection. You do? Of different animal dicks? I like your first one's a dragon. I know. It's an animal that doesn't exist. It doesn't really exist. It could be unicorn dicks. Yeah. It could be a hobbit dicks. I want to get tentacles. Yeah, hobbit dicks. You know? Yeah. A hobbit dick or a chupacabra dick. What's that? Oh, the Loch Ness Monster of Mexico? Oh, that would be huge. Yeah, or the Loch Ness Monster. Now, whale dicks, just so you know, on average are eight to ten. Ten foot long. Whoa. That's how big a whale dick is. That's how big a whale dick is. Imagine getting, you know, poked in the ocean by one of those. Yeah. No, I can't. What are your hobbies, Matt? Besides hunting down whale dick. I don't have any. What are my hobbies? You don't have any. Probably political talk shows. Is that your hobby? I don't live a very exciting. Do you jog? I used to, and I'm getting back into it. I'm working my way up back to it. Do you make love to your wife? Yeah, that's a hobby. Okay, that's a hobby. Do you lick pussy? Yes. Yes. That's a hobby? That's definitely a hobby. That is definitely a hobby. That's a hobby? Mm-hmm. I would say so. What's your favorite sex position? Probably doggy. That's, I can't see. You know what? I like doggy. I like doggy. I like doggy. I like doggy. I like doggy. I like doggy. I like doggy. I like doggy. I like doggy. I like doggy. I'm in love with you. Once a year, I want missionary. I want to look in your eyes. Once a year? Once a year. What day of the year? New Year's Eve? April Fool's Day? It doesn't really matter what day. It's just that, because we get nasty and fuck all the time, so we just need one day a year. That's just like where I look into your eyes and do it normal, but the rest of the time, it's doggy. It's down on my knees. It's sucking his dick. It's bent over this. It's on top of that. It's underneath of there. Yeah. Yeah. And you don't, you're not bored. You're not bored of it. No. No. No. We keep things exciting and going. I mean, yeah, we have our quickies. Don't get me wrong. There's times when it's just like, I just want to come. I just roll over. Like last night, I knew he wanted a blow job. I rolled over, sucked his dick. Whenever I suck dick, my pussy gets wet, so I'm like, I'm sorry, baby, and I just jumped on, rode him for a few minutes, came a couple times, hopped off, cleaned his dick off, finished it off, and that was it. Yeah. That was it. Yeah. This guy won the lottery. Yeah. You're a giver. Ginger. Yeah. I think. Yeah. It's like. You're a giver. All right. We have Tiff Bannister on the line. Tiff, are you there? Yeah. I'm here. Sorry about that. That's okay, beautiful. How you doing? I'm pretty good. How are you? I am wonderful. Thank you. You are on the line with me, Ginger. We've got Ro De La Gratia. Hello. Hi. We've got Stevie. Stevie. Hi. Hello. And we have Matt Claybrooks. Yeah. Hey. How you doing? Good. How are you? All right. Now, Matt Claybrooks is a comedian. Stevie is. Stevie. I don't know what I am. Rose. Can I tell? I'm. I'm. I don't know what I am. What do you do? What do you do for a living? Well, I just started porn like a month ago. But before that, I used to like dance and stuff. So. I just started porn. So that's what I'm doing right now. You just started porn. Yeah. Like two months ago. But I was already like internet famous. That's why I already have like a lot of people. How did you become internet famous? I would post like a lot of pictures on like Facebook. And then I got like 100,000 followers from that. And then people started like recognizing me. I'd post like bikini pictures and stuff like that. And I don't know. People just liked it. So I got like thousands of likes and everything. Sorry, my throat. But then. But I did like twerking videos. Like shitty twerking and regular twerking. And those got on Tosh.0 and on Worldstar. And it was like millions of views. And then. I saw your twerking video. Yeah. You have got. You can twerk like nobody else. Twerking, if you don't know what this is. It's this really cool thing girls do with their asses. And they make their cheeks go back up and down and back and forth. And they just. It's like their asses have a life of their own. They do. And you have one of the best twerking asses I have ever seen. I have ever seen. Is there any way we can get a picture of her up on. We're working on that right now. Yeah. She distinguished two different types of twerking. What did you say again? You said. I did like a regular twerking. Yeah. And then I did like a boob one, which I kind of just made up. But it's basically like the same thing. Oh, that's great. Okay. So you got your. How did you learn how to twerk? Like. Because it's typically it came from, you know. The hood and everything. And people were twerking for years. And now it seems like a lot of white girls are stepping their twerk game up. And now they compete. Yeah. You know. So how did you learn how to twerk? Did you just have it in you or. Well, when I did the video, I didn't know how to twerk. So it kind of was just like my friend made one and she was getting made fun of. So she was like, fine, I'll make one. So I made one and then it like flew up. I kind of know how to twerk better now. But it was kind of just like. For the moment thing, I just tried it. Okay. Oh. Yeah. I think with white girls. I think with white girls, the way that it came in to be was dingleberries. Dingleberries? Dingleberries. White girls that did not wax their assholes. They would get little pieces of turd that would get stuck there. So they would try to wiggle it off. So it became. What? No, that's true. That's how the twerk became popular. It was a dingleberry problem. It was a dingleberry problem. And that's the truth. Okay. Is this the butt clapping that they. I used to call it butt clapping. No, this is not the clap. This is definitely twerking is a whole. Whole different thing. It's a whole different thing. It's a whole. Cool. Well, we got. Oh, here it is. We're watching. We've got your twerking thing on. Okay. We got your twerk. We got your twerk. Your ass is coming out. We got it going, going, going. Okay. Oh, yeah. You're definitely good at twerking. No, it was crazy. It's kind of old now. Okay. So. So. What is it? When you were. When you were. I don't know what it is. When you were twerking. It's interesting. You did this video. And then after somebody called you up to be in porn. Or how did that. No, this was like two or three years ago. So I've been in that business for a while. Oh, sweet. But no, I just. I was like dancing and stuff. And I always wanted to be like modeling, like playboy kind of stuff. Or like acting. But I don't know. I just kind of decided to try it like a month ago. Because I knew people in it. So I decided to try it. And yeah. I'm probably going to stay in it. I don't know. Right now, like I'm just like seeing how it goes and stuff. But I really want to like really act and like model and stuff like that. But it's fun for now. So it's fun. Ah. Do you really. Do you really enjoy what you're doing for a living now? I'm still getting used to it. Because like. I don't know. I get nervous in front of the camera still and stuff. But like off the camera, it's like so much easier. I know. Right. Off camera. When you're with that partner. Yeah. Because it's. One on one. You don't have the director saying lift your leg here. I need this position now. Go over there. You've got your actor that's. You know. You're both listening to the director. Off camera is the best sex ever. Are you enjoying. Are you enjoying the sex though that you're having? Um. Kind of. Sometimes. And sometimes not. To be honest. I'm like super tight. So like some of these things. It's like the first big dick I ever had. You know what I mean? Oh. Sure. I'm still getting used to it. Yeah. So I'm still getting used to it. But I think like the more I do it. The more I'll like get better at it and everything. Because I don't know. When I have sex like off camera. Or like sex like off camera. I feel like fine. And everyone says I'm good. But then like on camera. I don't know. I guess I just get nervous. I don't know. You probably just tighten up. And get a little bit nervous before you do it. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what I would recommend is. To work with people that you really like. And what I used to do when I filmed. It's been years and years and years since I filmed. But I would always. I would make it like it was. Um. When I went to a party. And I met somebody that I had. I was. I saw across the room. And I was turned on by. And I knew. I knew we were going to fuck. And I would get that like eye contact go. And I would get over there. I would flirt. With them. I'm winking at Ro right now. She's winking at me. And I would just. I would just get that flirt. That game. That. That. Thing that leads up to it going. So that you've got something to start with. So you don't just walk into a room. And start sucking dick. Or getting your pussy licked. Get to. You know. For me. Getting to know. Five minutes with that person. You don't need to know their. You know. Their. Their middle name. Or where they come from. You know. But I used to ask. You know. So what do you like? What don't you like? Is there anything that you want to do? I would meet with my partner. Before the director. And find out what they liked. What their favorite position is. What their. Because. Their favorite way to do things. Because a lot of directors. They'll go ABC. Okay. We need cock sucking. We need. A little bit of anal. Yeah. You know. Or a little bit of doggy. Then we need some anal. And then finish and mish. And it just. You know. You get the same old thing. So if you talk to your partner first. That. That does help. But what I would recommend. Being so new in the business too. Is never. Ever. Ever do anything you don't like. Sweetheart. Don't do. Yeah. Anything you don't like. If that dick is too big. Don't. Don't. Fuck it. Just go. You know what. I. I would love to have that dick in you. But I just. I just can't. I remember I was doing a scene once. And. I saw this dick. And I'm going. Oh my God. Oh my. There was. There was no way this dick was going. And anywhere. It just wasn't going to fit. And so I'm trying to be like. Really. Helpful on the set. I'm like. Well you know what. Maybe it'll go in my ass. Yeah. Bad idea. No. Yeah. No. If it's not going to fit in my pussy. It's not going to fit in my ass. So. Follow. Follow the rules. That you feel good about. And don't do anything. That you don't feel good about. If you hadn't been a porn star. What would you have been? I wanted to be a teacher. To be honest. I really love kids. So I want to have eight eventually. So I wouldn't be like a stay at home mom. But I love kids. You want. So it's kind of like two opposites. But. Eight children. How old are you? I'm 21. And how long do you plan on making movies? I really have no idea. To be honest. Like. I don't know. Since I got into it. Like I feel like. I'll just like do the best I can. And then like. I would want to end up like Jenna Jameson. Like have my own production company. Or something like that. Like that would be like the goal. But I'm still kind of like figuring it out. Trust me. You don't want to end up like Jenna Jameson. Oh. Really? No. You don't. Trust me. Oh. Okay. I don't know. I thought she was good. But maybe she's not. Have you ever done any weird jobs for money in your life? Like I wasn't. Weird. No. I was a talk. I was a talking Christmas tree one year. Okay. Really? And I worked at. Oh really? At the mall. In the local department store. And I had to sit in this big box. And I would crawl in the back. And I had a little rope that I would pull down and move the mouth. And I would go into the movie theater first. Where my friend worked. Smoke a joint. Go back to my little box. Get inside my talking Christmas tree. And then fuck with the kids. I go. Come here. And I come over. Santa's not bringing you anything for Christmas. Is that what you would say to them? That was mean. I was awful. I was so mean. Did you get fired? Yeah. Fuck yeah. But not for that. You know what I got fired for? What? Is I walked in one day. And you know how they have bowls of those little candy Christmas canes? And I walked in. Like through the store. I grabbed two candy canes. I put two in. One in my pocket. Ate one. And all of a sudden I've got two guys with their arms around my arms. Carrying me back to the office going. All right miss. You're being arrested for shoplifting. I'm still eating the candy cane. I'm going. I didn't steal anything. What are you talking about? They were nickel. Oh my God. Oh my God. But they were. You know how they have the big bowls? The big bowls. Yeah. I thought they were free. So I got fired. But not for fucking with kids. So have you had any weird jobs? Any unusual jobs that you did before porn? Is she still there? Still there. She's still with us. Tiff? Did we lose you? And we lost her? I think she's gone. Yeah. I think she's doing it. She's doing her unusual job now. Yeah. I think she's doing a month that's brand new to be in the business. Brand new. Oh wow. She seems like she's just figuring it out. Figuring out. But my concern with her was that she did not seem enthusiastic. No. Most. There was no like yeah. Oh my God. I love it. And I get to have sex with all these people that I love. And I'm making good money. And I'm having a good time. I didn't hear any enthusiasm. To be honest with you. A lot of the girls we do have in here. When you go. Oh what do you love? I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. They love it. Like they really love. I mean they. We love it. So that's cool. But most. About Ginger. Most jobs. People aren't enthusiastic about their job. Like if you go to any building. People are like. You love your job. It's cool. Yeah. She's just like. For her. It's like working at Orange Julius or something. You know what I mean? Do they still have those? Yeah. But the thing at Orange Julius. Is everybody's not going to know that you work there. It's not going to be there forever. It's not going to be one of those things that sticks around. Yeah. Like nobody will know that I worked at Nathan's Hot Dogs. You did? Yeah. And had to scrub floors. But these days. Playlists. Somebody will put you on YouTube working at Nathan's Hot Dog. And they'll know for the rest of your life. Yeah. Yeah. That's the kind of thing about those kind of days. Everything is videotaped. Everything. You never want to have. Porn should be something that you. It shouldn't be like. Oh I got to go to my day job. No. It should be like. Oh yay. No. Like I have to go to my day job. Why do porn stars. Get to be the only ones that love. Everybody in the whole profession love their jobs. Cops hate their jobs. Teachers hate their jobs. Porn stars get to be. Because I met. Because I met so many enthusiastic porn stars. Maybe I met too many enthusiastic porn stars. You've met a lot of my friends that are very, very enthusiastic. One of the things. The reasons that you have to love what you do. Is because it's so intimate. You're being intimate with people that. That you just meet. That you don't know. It's your. And you're letting them inside of your body. You're doing things that are going to be there forever. You're doing. You're making decisions that are going to. Affect your relationships. It took me until I was 46. Even though I'm only 28. Yeah. I was going to say. Yeah. It took you. Going backwards. You're like Benjamin Button. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. To find somebody that could. Deal with what I've done. Without having issues with it. Not be a perv about it. And go. Oh. Yes. Creepy. You know. And not have that. All those hangups. So. There's a lot of baggage that goes along with it. Yeah. So. If you don't get into it. And you don't totally love it. You don't have the right mindset. The right frame of mind. The right thinking. You can fuck up your entire life forever. It's not a business. I don't recommend it for 99.9% of the people that want to get into it. I really don't. Because you got to have a certain mentality. You really do. And you have to be very comfortable with who you are. What you are. You have to be willing to be. Judged. Judged. Absolutely. And let things roll off your back. And not let it get to you. You know. I mean. The day that I quit. I woke up. Every day. And I would go. Yes. I'm going in today. I'm going to suck this dick. I'm going to eat this pussy. I've got a double penetration. Wait. That was your to do list? You know. That was like my. That's my daily list. You know. I'm going to go get my nails done. I'm going to get a tan first. I'm going to go mess up that Nathan's hot dog restaurant. I need a smoothie. I remember one day. I was standing there. And I'm eating lunch. I've got an enema in my ass. And I've got wardrobe hemming my skirt. All at the same time. You're holding your enema? While they're hemming your enema? Yeah. I'm holding my enema. I'm holding my enema. I'm holding my enema. I'm holding my enema. I'm holding my enema. I'm holding my enema. And I've got wardrobe hemming my skirt. All at the same time. You're holding your enema? While they're hemming your skirt? No. Lisa was holding my enema in my ass. Wow. Lesbo Lisa. Lesbo Lisa. Lesbo Lisa. The wardrobe girl was hemming my skirt. I was eating my lunch. But anyway. The day that I woke up. And I went. Fuck. I don't want to suck this dick. That's the day I quit. Oh. So. So. Your state of mind has everything to do with it. So it does mean something to wake up and be into it every day. You have to. Because if you wake up and you go I don't want to do this. You're in the wrong fucking business. You're in the wrong place. And it's going to get you. It's going to get you hurt one way or another. That's a rough one to go into a day job that you don't want to be like. Because it's a lot of. It's not like you're doing something that. Like I go like this. Oh man. I don't want to go in and bartend. I don't want to go in and bartend today. Oh. But. Yeah. It's like I'm serving drinks. But I agree. What comedy is similar though. Yeah. It is similar. Like if you don't want to do comedy. Yeah. It's not for you. It's not for you. You're going to be angry. You're going to be miserable. Yeah. Because I've heard people like. Well you know. It's okay. But you're like. Oh no no no. If you. You got to really. You'll do what you like. You got to get up there. Because you're bare in your soul. And then people are like. Yeah. You suck. You suck. That's going to be. Well you don't have to bare your soul. But I bare my soul. I mean I've told stories that I. If I was a normal person. I would never tell. Absolutely. Me too. Really. I've told thoughts in my head. That I would keep to myself. If I wasn't a comedian. Yeah. Oh. So you're as raw. And as exposed. Yeah. As a porn star. As you really are. We just don't have. We have similar. Comedy and porn is definitely similar. Like when you said that intimate thing. Definitely. That's exactly how you feel when you. Because you have to try and make it intimate for you. With a bunch of people in front. Like. Yeah. You know. You have to bring it on a scale of like 500 people. And you and the mic. And first of all know that you're in control. Right. And know that they can't. Like they can't take you down. But you're going to make them laugh. And you're going to make them think that you're talking to individual people. Right. And you're on online. People get to comment. You suck. You're not funny. Just like if it was porn. They can comment. Same thing. Right. Most porn comments are good. Yeah. Most of them are. Most of them. Like she's hot. Because they see the picture. Guys see a picture before they click on. When you see the picture. If you're already attracted. The video is going to be good unless the girl is just not into it. Exactly. And guys are visual. Most of the comments I read. I'm like they're all good. Like it could be a 500 pound woman. The only people watching it is people into 500 pound women. And they all love it. But then there's. Yeah. You put up something online. I remember. They're like oh this isn't fun. Or they get to click the unlike button. What? Yeah. Yeah. Unfunny button. Unlike button. All these buttons. Unfunny. There's going to be a thot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's going to be a thot. They have unfunny. Yeah. And it has a scale. And it goes. Oh yeah. A different color of so many unfunnies. And you're constantly. You're working on this stuff. Spending all your time. So it's. I mean. We're not. Getting. Most of us taking. Double penetration. Yeah. But. But people will fuck with you too. Just to do that. Yeah. I have. Our show is live on Skid Row Studios dot com. But we're also on iTunes. And people go. And they can rate us on iTunes. And that puts us in our different levels. Uh huh. And we're sponsors and things. Right. And we've got people that go in and leave great ratings. They'll just. And it's free. And it's. It's fun. And it helps us a lot. And then there's always the asshole that goes in. And. And you're just going. Why did you bother? Yeah. What was the point? Did that make you feel better about yourself? They're miserable people. I do not get people that have to go. Yeah. It's like people that Yelp about how bad. And. But they leave a book. You're like. Do you not have anything to do? Yeah. I mean. I've never had enough time to sit. And just write a five page Yelp review. Yeah. And people do. Oh, I knew. Poop. A girl who did. She went to hotels. And she would tell you which hotel had the bed bugs. Which one had too many hookers. Waking up in the drug deals. Oh. And everything. She. But she stayed in all these crazy places. So it was almost like she was writing stories. Oh yeah. And so she would write these crazy reviews. Yeah. But the bed bug one really killed me. Yeah. I got Yelped. When do people have time? You got Yelped? Yeah. I kicked a customer out. What? Because he was an asshole. Like he was a total. I never kick anybody out. But he was really. The way he was speaking to me. He was like. Do you. This doesn't taste. This tastes. Condescending? Industrial. Industrial. What? Like what the fuck does that mean? What does that mean? And what do you want? Construction. What do you want? Sawdust in your drink. I don't have time for what it tastes like. This is alternative. This isn't an alternative taste. It's a strawberry fucking. Virgin strawberry fucking margarita. I don't know what. And he's like. You know. He had a beer. He was just. You know when somebody has a tone with you? Yes. And you're like. I'm like. Oh you're just a condescending prick. Like I just know you're misogynist. I could tell in like a second. You're a masochist. I could tell. I could just tell. Yeah you can't deal with tones. And it just. Oh. Rubs you the wrong way. You hate tones. My mistake. Okay first of all. You made a mistake? I made a mistake by. No. Defending. Because he goes. Because I said we ran out of. It was a strawberry mix. We shouldn't have even had it. It kind of. It can't stay. Unless it's frozen. It's just not a good thing to have. And we shouldn't make frozen virgin drinks anyway. Who cares. You know. We're. We're not going to have that. So anyway. He. I go. Well what do you want. What do you want different. He goes. Can you make me. It's for this lady friend. A strawberry daiquiri. No. It's going to taste the same way. Oh. And we ran out of the mix. What kind of. The only bar I've been to. That runs out of mix. Is a dive bar. And of course I'm like. Well it's not a dive bar. Like I just kind of like. I took the bait. Right. My mistake that I did when she ordered a frozen orange juice pineapple juice cranberry mix. Don't ever do that. Don't ever do that. There's no need to freeze and slush up. It's not a fucking juice bar. Don't do it. Right. So I walk over behind the bottles of where you seen where you were sitting ginger. It's like. There's bottles in there and I walk over the mind you I'm done with my shift and it's busy and I'm trying to close everything out and trying to get everything. And I go. This guy's a fucking asshole. Just. Can you make him his goddamn drink. And I hear him go. I can see. I hear you. I can hear you. He heard me cursing him out. I'm like. He heard me cursing him out. And then I go. I went over right to him. Don't ever fucking talk to me like that. And then he goes. Let me let me cash it fine. Forget it. Forget what we owe. You know. And I just said I want your money. Get out of here. And then four weeks later he wrote a five paragraph review about me. Four weeks later. Oh. Call me Roe. Rose. Rove. Then. The kicker is because everybody's like he was probably drafting and then crossed it out and then redrafted. So a month later he reviewed me. Right. Then. And then the woman came back in maybe like six months later and said last time I was here the guy was a real jerk to the bartender and I have a restraining order against him because he's crazy. Oh. So these people are allowed to yelp. You should yelp his yelp. I know. I should have. You should yelp. It was. Yeah. I should have. I should have. Wow. Yelp battles. So they're allowed to yell. Like people that have restraining orders are allowed to yelp. Oh they let him in. Yeah. I worked one place and this guy came in with a switchblade. Oh my God. And briefcase. A phone. A phone. Of course he did. No he didn't. This is so funny because my coworkers drew this little police sketch of him and a whole description of him and they wouldn't kick him out of the place. Why? And he wrote some huge letter. He misspelled everything but he was crazy and he wrote this whole letter because I was cleaning all of the around all the computers. I had to go dust like 20 times a day. Go dust. If you're not doing anything go dust. Look like you're busy. Okay. What was this place? Well it's FedEx Kinko's now. It was Kinko's. I worked at Kinko's. Okay. So I was over there and the guy, I was cleaning the desk and he said that I had, I came on to him and tried to bring him into a gay lifestyle. What? He knows if he says that. It was so weird. I love how it's like. He had so much energy. He looked at me pages and pages and pages. Oh really? My face had gotten too close to him and he had a switchblade and he had this silver briefcase. And he walked out of the room and he was like, I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. And he had a switchblade and he had this silver briefcase and he wore these Coke bottle glasses and he would come in and sit across and stare at me. And I was like, I don't know what to do. Like I don't know if he's going to stab me or what's in his. You come in a lot? He came in a lot and my coworkers just laughed. But I had like this really terrible manager who thought it was funny. Yeah. Yeah. That would be really scary. You never know. So it's important to like your job. Otherwise you may go postal. That's true. Just the point. Just the point to make. That's why people go. I know why people go postal because sometimes the public's crazy. Yeah. You deal with that when you work with the public. All kinds. Except for me. They're crazy. What I want to talk about right now is the Screaming O again. Make love more fun at the Screaming O. This is the Color Pop 2-0 and this is a gift that I'm going to give to Matt. Oh, sweet. What is it? What it is, it's a cock ring that's in the middle. It's got pleasure ticklers. It's got pleasure ticklers for her, pleasure ticklers for him. His are on the knob that goes around the outside. There's a vibrator on the top, a vibrator on the bottom. There are two long lasting motors for his and her pleasure. There are pleasure knobs for him. Two easy on and off switches, a double pleasure ring and a comfortable stretchy ring. It goes around your cock and what happens is this is going to vibrate her clit. This is going to go on the bottom of your cock and it's going to make your entire cock ring vibrate. It's fucking amazing. There's a picture. There's an illustration. Oh, there is a picture of where it goes on your cock. You'll know exactly. It looks like a man with a long nose. It does. Does it make it last longer? It will make you last longer, absolutely. And if you want, in the picture they've got it just around your cock, you can actually stretch it down and put it below your balls and you'll last a lot longer. It's amazing. It's called Color Pop 2-0. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. So, you can stretch it down and put it below your balls and you'll last a lot longer. It's amazing. It's called Color Pop 2-0. It's from Screaming Owe. It's disposable, so you'll use it probably once or twice. It lasts about 30-40 minutes and just the perfect time for sex. So, go to The Screaming Owe dot com, get your own copy, get your own toy, get- make- love- more- fun- at- The Screaming Owe dot com. I'm Ginger Lynn. We'll be right back. Here's a gift for you Matt. Oh, thank you. You're very welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Fair enough Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair You can go, yeah. And be like, where are your fingers? Okay. No, you wouldn't be down with that. I would not. No, no, I would not. I would not. And you're a man. It's like anything a woman does to my wife, I would never say it. I don't even say this to her, but it's not even cheating to me. Yeah. No. It's not. I don't even register. Yeah. I went down on a girl. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, now we're going to get you to register a little bit now. We're going to play a little game here. One of the problems that I find with couples is that they always do the same thing. They start in the same spot. They kiss the same way. They kiss. They go to the nipples. They go to the pussy. They go to the cock. They have the same routine. And they forget about all the different wonderful body parts that there are. So this game is called Match the Muff. And what you're going to do is pick a thing out of the bucket. Before you do that, you need to pick a partner. Oh. Huh? Pick a partner. Anybody in the room is someone who's going to be your partner. To do? Mm-hmm. To do what? Someone's going to be your partner. We don't know yet. You have to match a muff. You have to match a muff. You're going to be matching body parts. Go with Stevie. No, I'm going to be. Go with Ginger. Yeah. Ooh, Ginger. Yeah, one of you guys. Yeah, Ginger. One of you guys. You got to pick one. Remember, I know your wife. I would pick Ginger. Yeah. Okay. I mean, it can be physical. If Malia starts Facebooking me, I'm done. We won't now. There is a safe. Throw something. If you want. If you want out of it, you can say Rumpelstiltskin. There are two things that can happen. One, you can lick the head of our donkey dick. Yeah. Two. I would never live that down. It's a dragon dick. It's not a donkey dick. It's a dragon dick. Dragon dick. I have this. You may as well hit me with that now. But it might be something that you'd be surprised. So why don't you draw yours and I'll draw mine. Stevie, I'm partners with you, but no tricks, buddy. I don't know this game. How could I do tricks? It's all. I don't know. It's all in the bucket. Pick your body. Pick your body part. Match them up. All right. Match them up. Okay. You've got a body part. Sorry, Malia. I've got a body part. No, I mean. You signed up for it, Matt. No peeking. Okay. I didn't. I didn't know what I was getting into. I have. You bring her a toy. We'll get you another toy. I have the shin. Oh. What do you have? What do you have? Heels. All right. All right. So. My shin. My shin. Has to go. What's going to go on? What's easier? Your shoes to get off or mine? I have boots on. I'll take my shoes off. Yeah. So my heel is going to go on your shin. That's easy. And it's just going to be a little sexy thing. It's going to be. Okay. I got through this. You got through this. Whoa, buddy. This won't get you into any trouble at all. Whoa. And it's just to show you. That there's more to the body than just the pussy and the dick and the clit and the. Your socks are cute. Oh, thank you. Those are ladybugs. They're ladybugs. Ladybugs. I like your socks. Ladybugs. Ladybugs. I like socks. Coming over with my heel. I'm a sock sleeper. Ginger Lynn's got cute little. If you back up a little bit, we've got a camera here. Can you get your shin up here? Get your shin up. Can you? All right. Okay. I'm coming in. Oh, there she goes. She's going to get that heel up on that shin. My heel. Oh, wait. Is that the shin? No. No. The shin's on the front. Keep it up there. I can do it. Wait. You know all about the vagina. I mean, you know every part of the vagina, but you didn't know what the shin was? Okay. There you go. Cute feet. Ginger's got nice feet. I cannot believe she knows where the clitoris hood is on a vagina, but she didn't know where the shin was. She didn't know where the shin was. I mean, I am surprised. Yay, Ginger. All right. That's as far as. As far as it's going to go, buddy. But was that not a little bit sexy? I know you've got a wife. I know you've got a girl. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. I can see. This is not about you and I getting it on. This is about doing different things at home. And if your wife, if you're laying there in bed and you're watching TV and she just takes her heel and rubs it up against your shin, there's something really fucking erotic about it. It's wonderful. That's like footsies. That's true. It's like something you do at dinner. That's true. In a way. It is. I need to cut my toenails, though. Because if you can, I can fuck some shins up. Yeah. Now I can't wear a skirt. I know. Because of this shin shit. Yeah. My shins are fucked. My feet are beat up from these shoes I wore the other day. Now, I think next I draw and I pick my partner. No, I thought you stay partners. Oh, you stay partners? Are you stay partners? No, you move it around, baby. Oh, so me and Stevie are partners, though, right now. No, so I'm drawing right now. Oh, you're drawing. I thought you just drew. It's my turn. No, Matt just drew. I'm drawing. I'm drawing. I'm drawing. I'm drawing. I'm drawing. I'm drawing. I'm drawing. I'm drawing. I'm drawing. And I'm picking Ro as my partner. But I'm not doing anything weird. Oh, you never do anything weird. I'm not doing anything weird. Weird is an eye of a polder, really. No, I'm not doing anything funky. You know, everybody's all weirded out. I'm not doing nothing funky. Let's see what our body parts are. All right. My testicle. Great. Your testicle. Well, we know where it would be. Yeah, so you just got to go with that. I could use this as my testicle. Yeah, use that as your testicle. No. Yeah, buddy, these are testicles. And I've got my nipple. All right. So my nipple. Oh, my testicle. Is going on. Now, how often do we do this at home? Not very often. This is definitely new. This is my testicle. All right. Let's get the testicle and the nipple up into the camera. So Ginger's standing up. I have a testicle. And Ro has her dragon testicles hanging out. Here's my testicle. Let's get your dick down a little bit lower. All right. And I'll get my nipple. Wait. I want to do it right. I want to get it hard. Oh, my gosh. Look at me now. What do you think? Can you see from your angle what's going on over here? Look at me now. What would you say? I have a dragon testicle. And my nipple is getting hard. Ginger's nipple. Look at this. This is a great game. Look at my nipple is hard. Is this nipple hard? I also want to point out that you wrote testicle, not testicle. I know. That's really. It's a little strange. Is that a sponge for anybody? Well, somebody. No, it's all good. Some people only have one. I know. But you got to assume they have both, though. You can't go with the. You can't go with the one. Let them tell you they got one. I was being polite. What if Matt had one testicle and I wrote down testicle? And then he goes, oh, I just have one. You know how embarrassed I would be? I would feel really bad. You're right. Because you can always get more, but you can't go. You can't. You can't. You can't go down. You can't go down. No. Because, like, what if you had three testicles? Then you go. We have a listener. We call him Three Balls. Three Nuts. Oh, yeah. He's in Texas. No, that's Dickie. Oh. Three Nuts is in Northern California. He bought me the Humboldt. Okay, pass the bucket over to Ro. Okay, let me pick. Okay, Ro. Ro, who's your partner? I'm going to go with Stevie. Stevie. Stevie. She's afraid of us. Okay, so I have to pick something out of this bucket. She really is Matt. Why is that? Matt Claybrooks in studio with us. Oh, my shoulder. Is it Brooks or something? Shoulder? Clay Brooks. I have to use. Yes. Thanks for asking. My nose. Okay, my nose. My shoulder on your nose. My shoulder. Okay, hold on. All right. See, this is not nearly as bad. People do this on the bus. They just blow their nose on your shirt. Now, make it sexy, though, Ro. Oh. Make it sexy. Oh, she's got to be sexy. I'm scared. All right. She's from the Bronx or something. All right, Stevie rubbing his nose. You want a selfie? Get a selfie. Get a selfie of this. Oh, I have this. Stevie getting his nose rubbed on Ro's shoulder. Ro is wearing this cute, cute, super cute white shirt with little pink kitty cats over it. And we've got nose rubbing on the shoulder. And I'm thinking, you know what, Ro? You like to giggle, but I know that you get turned on when you try different things. Yeah, but. You do, don't you? Now, wasn't that kind of fun to rub? Yeah. It was so. Yeah, it reminded me of a college experience. Just kidding. I didn't go to college. And pink cats. Pink pussies rubbed on my nose. My pink pussy cats rubbed on. We got a great selfie, though. We took a selfie of it. We did. It'll live forever. All right, Stevie, your turn. Who's your partner? My partner is. Who's your partner? Oh. Oh. I don't know. Who's my partner? What? What? Oh. Oh. I don't know. You're going to pick Matt? Oh, no. He's good. We'll get you. Okay, I'll pick Matt just so he's not feeling left out. Yeah. I'm going to have to rub his skills, please. I'm going to have to rub his skills, depending on how I pull. Unless it's shake hands. Shake hands. Oh, let's see. This is interesting. Give pound. What? A gift pound? Give pound. Give pound. It doesn't. I know it does not say give pound. Forehead. Forehead. Forehead. Your forehead and. A chin. And Stevie's chin. Rub his skill skin, guys. Really? I am. A chin and a forehead. Yeah. What about Stevie's chin on your forehead? No. All right. So are you going for the licking the dragon's dick? Or are you going for the wax? No, I'm going for the zapper. The zap. I'm black. My people got beat. So. Wait. What? Is that PC? It's all via the slave. Is anything we do on your PC? I think that's the actually. But you could be the dragon slayer. The famous thing. Yeah. So you're going to get. I knew the chin thing is the part of this. Yeah, that was just. Electric fly swatter. That was just. All right. Stand up, baby. You got to get it on. Whoa. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. All right. And whack. Whack. Whack. Are you getting zapped? Are you getting zapped? A little bit. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Uh-oh. It's broken. Matt's ass broke it. Yeah. Nobody would believe that. Oh, there it goes. Whack. I can see it. I thought it was one. Kendra's hitting him, but it's not quite going. Yeah. What did you. Did your ass break the zapper? No. It's just. Jeans in the way. I really need skin on skin. Oh, I know you do. I know you do. Matt is a little bit shy about playing the game. Okay. Matt. You got to go again. I grew up in church, guys. I can't. You grew up in church? Very religious. Did you grow up in church? I grew up. My great grandfather was a Southern Baptist minister. Hell and damnation. Holy roller. Yep. Grew that. Grew up. And, you know, the day that I realized that it wasn't for me. I had this uncle and every Saturday I would have to go to my aunt uncle's house and clean their house. And they had these wonderful strawberry fields that route back and raspberry fields. And we would go and pick all the berries after we were done cleaning. And. Every single Sunday, Saturday would clean Sunday, would go to church and and Uncle James would get up in front of everybody. When the minister would say, did anybody have any sins? And he would start crying and he would just go. Down the aisle. And he was just awful. And it was awful. And he did this and everybody would cry and everybody would forgive him. And he did this every fucking Sunday. And finally, one day I got done cleaning the house and I was thinking about church the next day and I went. So basically. This religion means you can do anything you want as long as you tell everybody about it and it's okay. And I don't believe that. I think that if you do it. Yeah. And you're hurting yourself. You're hurting people. It's wrong. And you know it. You know, so I agree. Yeah. I made my own my own judgments there. Really? Yeah, I did. And so now I consider myself spiritual. Spiritual. I know it's right. I know it's wrong. I have your own moral compass. Yeah. I think that's how people should live. And the thing is, what's funny is with my background, with having a porn background and you having such a religious background. Do you have a moral issue with me? Do you pray for my soul? Do you have? No, no, no. I have a religious background, not a religious foreground. That means I don't do it anymore. I've seen mad sex. No, I don't know. I mean, I'm just saying it was very religious based grandfather. Right. Yeah. This is all through. Very similar. Very like church every day, Bible study, you know, the whole thing. So it was just overly overkill. And did it turn you against it in the opposite way? Or did you take from it? What you what you turn me against it the opposite way? Yeah. Isn't that sad when people shove things down your throat? How it can backfire? I'm just lucky that I found a balance that I found a way that I can. I know what's right and wrong. Right. I think most people know what's right and wrong because they see how people get hurt. They see that can't be right. You stole somebody's stuff. Yeah. You robbed them, whatever. But basic things. I think people have. Like, you shouldn't kill people. You shouldn't, you know. You know. But then others, some people don't have like, like, say, if you have a girlfriend and you break up with a guy, then your girl starts dating them. Some people don't have that kind of boundaries. They're like, fuck it. You broke up with him yesterday. Yeah. You know what I mean? Some people are like. That's how most crimes happen. They're crimes of passion, I think. Right. Right. Yeah. At least that's that's what I would say. Or they have no morale. Like, they have no respect for anybody like going, oh, you know, you shouldn't do that because it's wrong. You shouldn't date someone. You shouldn't date somebody that we're friends with. And it's just kind of. But some friends are like, I mean, so you kind of hang with people that have your similar. Yeah. View. Sense of what's right and wrong. Now, could you take me home to mom and dad? As far as. If you, if your parents, if you were having a get together, you were having a family party and. Yeah. And you invited me over. Yeah. No. Would I have to pretend I wasn't who I was? How would you introduce me? Would it be. I have to pretend you are who you are. I have to pretend that I. Yeah. My mom has never seen me do comedy and she never will. Really? She never will. Because. There's. I mean, put it. She has seen me. She had. She's seen me do it in church because she's had me. Matt, come up and do ten minutes. I'm like, I don't have any material for that. And then you got to get up there. Oh, God. Yeah. I know. And I'll see what you look like. And then you do it. I've done a Christian singles room before. So I've done it. But I know that's the only show I'll never invite. I'm like, I'm not going to invite you. I'll never like if I make a movie or a TV show that's risque, I'll never tell her when it's coming on because I don't want to hurt whatever image she wants to have. It's not that I feel ashamed. That's really nice. You know, I guard her. I don't even drink in front of my mom because. Really? Yeah. She come over. My brother does. 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You are such a good boy. Wow. So I guess. Does your mom like Malia? Does your mom like Malia? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, how would your mom feel if she knew that you were on the show right now? Oh, no, you didn't tell her. Oh, she would definitely say I shouldn't do stuff like that. Right. She doesn't have Twitter, does she? No, she don't. She doesn't have Facebook. Twitter may as well be a rocket ship. Okay, thank God. And what about your wife? How does she feel about what you do and your choices? My wife is a comedian, too. Oh, she is? Yes. Oh, that's perfect. So we both. You know the lifestyle. Yeah, we, it works because of that. Because you go, this is what we do. And then sometimes she'll get too literal and I'll be like, we're comics. Why are you taking what I'm saying too literal? You know, I'm taking it here to see if this could be a bit. You know what I mean? Now, do you work together? No. I mean, we've thought about doing some stuff together, but I'm like, no, I mean, I think I'm too selfish in this with my act. Like, I don't want to share it. I want to say what I want to say and not be edited or in any way changed or altered because somebody else is in it. Yeah. Right. I always said that if I did, if I did a comic and something funny happened in bed, who would get the material? Whoever does it first. Yeah. On stage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair Fair industry my partner has no choice he's I mean he has a choice he could obviously leave but he just he's part of everything that I do now how does Chris feel about being uh the butt of your jokes at times uh you know what he only gets bothered by if I do um relate my material about when I was with other like past relationships yeah that's when he gets if it's about him it's it's fine but when it's about when he sees me he's seen me do an hour and he's like well you know about the other guys that's where he gets sensitive yeah yeah it's it's more of that seeing because he doesn't want as far you know he doesn't want to know about it he knew obviously but I'm saying like he doesn't want to hear about any of that especially let me show you I used to have because I was like oh you know booty call this blah blah blah he's like ah yeah you know so I mean that's what bothers him not so much about him I I tend to and also too I bring up some things but it's it's now I go with what happens in my life so now it's been more about like our relationship and things like that because it's what's happening in my life so the stuff that I have I just reference if I have a longer set I don't go to it right you know not in front of him at least no not in front of him I'm like you should stay home don't come to this show not the second show at least much in common yeah I mean I think about the movies that I've done you know my man knows me and knows who I am today he doesn't watch my movies he he has he's seen them in the past but he knows me and the woman that I am today and if he were to go back and watch that old stuff it would bring up all the old crap and so it's the same thing with comedians being on stage and it's the same thing with being vulnerable yeah I never thought about the fact now when I'm in front of a camera and I've got the crew there and my partner there my goal is to turn the crew on because I know my partner I know I'm going to be able to turn them on if I can turn the crew on who watch movies being made all day every day then I've just done my job correctly but I never would have to deal with anybody booing me yeah and I can't so I get the vulnerability part hugely because you always go was that any good did I do a good job did I outdo this was it better than it was the last time comedy's instantaneous you know whether they like you or don't in a second right that's got to be oh when it's not well it's brutal and even if they're nice and they don't laugh or if they give you fake laughs you know that too oh yeah so it's still you're not happy and then the thing about comics we could have a room full of people dying hysterically and one guy not laughing and we feel pissed about it right there oh man I'll suck tonight because that guy didn't like me yeah and he was deaf that's the way I am with twitter I can have 10,000 oh you were awesome and I love the show and this was great and one guy that goes how old are you and I'm like fucking dick right and that's the one that stands out in your mind right that's one you focus on it you do well I want to thank everybody so much for a fabulous show Matt you were great Matt you were thank you for having me it was fun I got through it you were nervous yeah a little bit I didn't know was I mean Ro kind of gave me a little bit of a stuff could happen and you know somebody's titty might get sucked and I'm like okay I'll watch it you never know but I always want to make people comfortable and have a good time so I want to thank you so much I do say ginger respects your boundaries you know what I do I will fuck with people but I do respect boundaries I absolutely do especially when they have a razor wire Matt Claybrooks can be found on Twitter at Matt Claybrooks yes and on Facebook that's with two O's I'm really it's not too many Matt Claybrooks it sounds like a very common name but I think it's one like white young wrestler I look my name up and I'm like I gotta kill this white kid he's fucking up my views all the best to you Matt Claybrooks all the best to you Matt Claybrooks all the best to you Matt Claybrooks all the best to you Matt Claybrooks thank you Steve for a great show and Ro Delegrazi we love you I love you thank you baby bye bye we'll be back