Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're happy, happy, your motherfucking head! You're happy, happy, You're happy, happy, You're happy, happy, your motherfucking head! Until it sticks with the new nickname. We're here with the Queef Master, Tabby T. Yeah, you like that Queef stuff. No, just kidding. Tabby T. We also have drummer Elena Castro. Castro? Castro. And when you hear another laugh, we'll introduce her. Because we have another friend here. But when she starts laughing, we'll introduce. Anyways. So this show is Sexy Time Talk. We're dedicated to talking about sexy time. Whether it be about intercourse, relationships, love, dirty stuff, sexy stuff. Any questions? Anything like that. If you have any questions, give us a call. You know the number, right? I don't know the number off the top of my head. Lovely. You haven't gotten it memorized? No, I don't. What is it? Skidrowstudios.com. Go to it and then find the phone number. We'll give that to you in a second. Call her. 1-800-893-9562. Okay. Thank you, producer. So the way the show's been flowing, we're going to talk about some current events, education, and then we'll get to the dirty stuff. So please, you know, stick for the whole show if you can. Today is Get Yourself Tested Day. I mentioned it was Get Yourself Tested Month, but I didn't know today was Get Yourself Tested Day. The official day. Yeah. And apparently at Planned Parenthood. Yeah. And apparently at Planned Parenthood of Pasadena and San Gabriel Valley, they were actually having like balloons and chips and stuff if you go. But you had to be there like after five o'clock to nine o'clock and it was all walk-in services, STD testing. But I thought it was like, I want Cheetos and chips. But I don't know. That's kind of funny, you know? Getting some chips while you're getting tested and seeing that 20 minutes if your HIV test is negative or what. Okay. So that was today. But you can still get yourself tested. You can still get yourself tested anytime. I've already gave you those numbers before. We got a new Facebook and it's going to be Sexy Time Talk. And we'll start. We'll be working on it. Yeah. We'll be working on our Facebook page. As far as current events, I went to Ladies Rock Camp Showcase this past Sunday. And you never heard of Ladies Rock Camp? No, no. Tell me. Tell me. Have you heard of Rock Camp for Girls? Nope. You? No. You've heard about it, right? I've heard of it. Okay. Well, ladies. Ladies Rock Camp, it's to earn money for Rock and Roll Camp for Girls, which is done in the summertime. And it's to help teach girls, young girls about music and to build confidence. And they have a whole week to join a band and play a song at the end of the week. And I volunteered for that last year and it was really cool. So now they're doing a Ladies Rock Camp for women over 18. Same thing. I'd never been a band. I always want to learn an instrument. I want to know how to play a drum. So, but it's three days and they join a little band. And they performed at the Satellite on Sunday. And it was really cool. But I mean, their tuition is like a couple hundred bucks. So that's why I was in it. But their money goes so the little girls can go to their Rock and Roll Camp. So what exactly did you do there? I supported. I paid my $10 ticket. Yeah. So I didn't have time to volunteer. But it was cool because one of the teachers, the drummers is Patty Schimmel. She's the original drummer from Hole. And she's one of the teachers. And she was there. It was cool. But she was kind of in the audience. She wasn't able to teach for ladies. But she teaches for girls camp in the summer. And then the bass player who was teaching for Ladies Rock Camp. She was a bass player for Smashing Pumpkins. But not the original one. Not Darcy. She's a new. I think her name is Natalie. But it was kind of cool. It was like, oh, cool. She plays Smashing Pumpkins. She was there. And then the CEO of Guitar Center was a volunteer. And she was a bass player. So that was cool. But the funny little cute story I thought was the volunteers at the end. They got on the stage. And there was this beautiful blonde girl. I'm like, this girl's beautiful. She looked like a little TV television girl. I don't know, WB or something. Red lipstick. And she was one of the volunteers. And I was just like, wow, that girl's beautiful. And then she came down. And this dude came up to her and was like, hey, you teach guitar? And she was like, yeah. And then he's like, oh, can I get a card? She's looking for her card. He's like, can I get your number? I'm a fucker. Like, that's like the perfect way to talk. Because I'm thinking this girl's beautiful. And this dude's like, oh, you teach guitar. Let me like learn. And usually it's the other way around where a guy knows how to play music. And he's telling the girl like, hey, I don't know. Did you used to get that before, Elena? Like a guy telling you he'll teach you or maybe even asking you for drum lessons because he's interested in you. No, I've actually never. No? No. Well, Elena here plays the drums. Really great. Okay. No, no one's ever asked for like drum lessons. No, no. I haven't really publicized it. No, but not as a pickup. No, not as a pickup. Not as a pickup. Not even implied. Oh. You? No. Okay. I don't play any instruments, so no. Okay. Just that flute, huh? Okay. And now next, moving on. Did you do any of your assignments? What was my assignment? Did you use a female condom? That was last week. Yeah. You were supposed to use it again, though, to see if it's... No, no, no, no. You were supposed to use it. And then tell us your experiences. So what happened? No. Did you guys... Have you guys ever used a female condom? Nope. So we've been harping about this, but she got me a box because it's really hard to find the female condom. And I passed on the assignment to her now. I was like... No, you were supposed to use your second one. Anyways, I don't want to fight about this, but listeners, the fact is I didn't have a chance to use it because I was so excited about that. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? This new condom called the non-latex condom. And I was investigating. It was awesome. It's thinner than the latex. What is it made out of? It's called... What was it called? It's not polyurethane. It's not the nitrile? Where's my box? Keep talking. Keep talking. It's nitrile, probably. More than likely. I think it was the nitrile. It wasn't... It wasn't lamb. So you never got it? No, it's not lamb skin. It's called polysporine. Here. It's skin, S-K-Y-N, by Lifestyles. But anyways, I had such a great time last week. I had to redo it again. I was like, well, was it a fluke or something? Aw, fail. You were supposed to try the... No, I'm good. I swear I'm going to do the female condom. And... But no, it was great, better. Did you pass one on to her? Charlene, did you pass one on to her? Okay. Miss G. You were supposed to give me one, but you didn't. Oh, my gosh. I fucked up. Fail. You forgot. You ran out of... She kicked us all out of the studio. Miss Fierce over there. Okay. Okay, so... Next thing, next thing. Yeah, our next assignment is still do that. But that skin condom was really... It's a thinner... I know you're married. You're still quiet, huh? I got a special friend, but she's kind... I don't know why she wants to be mute right now. She has a cold or something, and she's using that as an excuse. I don't know why. I'm waiting to crack her up so she starts laughing. But yeah. Elena, try it out if you do it with dudes. I will now. If you want to do it with a dude. But they're six bucks, but these are really great. Another thing I discovered, since we're talking about sexuality and having a fun time with your man, and I know this sounds simple, but weird. Well, sometimes my mind goes in other places during those times of moments. And I usually am on the right side of the bed because that's the bed that I sleep on, right? Mm-hmm. But then it hit me. It hit me last week because it was just taking a long time. And I was like, you're right-handed. I don't know. What? Well, because, you know, he knows how to use both of his hands, right, all the time. Obviously, I would hope. But it hit me that I was like, maybe he has more control over his right hand, you know, as far as sensitivity because, you know, there's a certain female part of your area called the clitoris. And yeah, so if you use your dominant hand to pleasure a woman, I think it's well, this is the thing about communication, right? They always say that women should talk to their lovers and tell them what they're interested in. No, not there. Yes, here, right there, to the right, to the left. And but I don't want to be one of those girls that sounded like I was like nagging, like, oh, to the left, a little harder, a little lighter. No, I don't think it's nagging. I think actually guys like to hear it. What do you want? Yeah, but then I was just like, kind of get it like, oh, no, don't stop right there. Okay. But they like that. I think they like to hear you like out of control and like, you know, enjoying yourself and like asking for more. No, but. I know I talk a lot, dude. So do I. But I don't want to talk to you this time. So I'm like, to the left, to the right. And but then it hit me. I was like, wait, I'm right handed. And I because if I used my left hand, I wouldn't be able to do anything. So it hit me. I was like, wait, if he's right handed, he has more control. Cut down from like, you know, a long time to less of a long time. Oh my God. For me. I'm sorry. So I just had a greater time with my with my newfound condom. Yeah. Communication is the key. Yeah. Yeah. It all boils down to communication and thinking, ladies, because if you use your brain, there's a lot of people out there. There's not much education when it comes to this stuff. I don't even want to go into some of the little stories. What I want. Well, I'm like, oh, you should. So I talked about that using the right hand. Okay. Moving on. How much time we got? Okay. We got time. Now. I'm going to go to the next one. Okay. So we did a workshop, a module on human trafficking. You know what that is? We got two girls. That was a nod. We got two girls in the house. Well, anyways. Well, we could focus a little bit on sex, human trafficking. Did you read? No, I didn't get to read. It just always happens. Okay. We need an intern. So if listeners, any listeners, if you're kind of go to school or kind of go to college, you can go to the school. I'm going to go to the school. I'm going to go to the school. I'm going to go to the school. I'm going to go to the school. I'm going to go to the school. I'm going to go to the school. I'm going to go to the school. Okay. We need an intern. So if listeners, any listeners, if you're kind of go to school or kind of go to college and don't necessarily need college credit, but you want to be an intern, maybe we'll be hiring for that. It's just one hour a week. You could do all the research and you know, whatever. So continue. Explain your story. Oh yeah. Our modules, it was on human trafficking and it's not necessarily from out of the country. It could be within the country. Anytime that someone's under 18, it's like, it's something you should report if you know, it's kind of questionable when they're over 18 and you know, how do you know if it's voluntary kind of thing, but if it's totally under 18, you should report this. You should, you're kind of familiar with all this stuff. If people disclose this. Okay. That was a wave of the hand like so-so. But anyways, any woman that might have a pimp would probably be a victim of human trafficking, right? Because he's getting a cut. Yep. Any instances where you're not getting a cut? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Any instances where like, and I can see this where this can happen like a girl is hanging out with her friend and a dude is like, oh yeah, my friend Elena so and so she works at this club and she makes about $300 a night just waitressing and you know it's really cool if you get into it and so the young girl might be excited about it like super dope right? And then oh, I'll drive you it's only you know a couple of times you know a week on the weekends I'll drive you so then he's transporting her even though if it's a couple of towns he's He's taking her over to drive her to some bar to do that. And then, oh, she's not making as much money as she thought. And then, oh, he needs a cut because he's taking her and traveling her. So it's all that kind of stuff. And then I could see where that probably goes into like, well, you'd really make more money if you did topless waitressing. Well, you'd really make more money if you're dancing. Well, you'd really make more money if you were dancing on top of a dude, you know, that kind of thing. And then so, I mean, as people working with health industry, you should like how to learn to like kind of ask the right questions. And if I suspected I could like contact the National Human Rights, was it National Human Trafficking Resource Center? And they have a phone number and we could post that on the Facebook later. So you guys come into contact with that? It's a possibility. Think about it. STDs, you know, or pregnancy, you know, unwanted pregnancy. And are they getting? Are they forced to have a termination? Kind of thing like that. So I have to be alert about that. But the thing that freaked me out, too, was and I didn't even think there was like forced beggars, like, you know, like begging and massage parlors. And there's this, I like massages. And it was weird because my chiropractor recommended this massage place. It's called Mr. Wong's Foot Massage. But it was like $15 for a foot massage. But if you go, then they'll just do everything. They'll do the bag. And it's weird. $15? Yeah. There's a bunch of those shady places around. Haven't you seen them? But it was weird that my chiropractor recommended it. Yeah. And it's on Valley Boulevard. I was just going to say, everything on Valley is shady. Because I'm sorry, if you're open till 4 a.m., come on, for a massage. What kind of massage are we getting at 4 in the morning? Yeah. But I mean, then when is it like, you know, I don't know whatever language and I feel bad. So I went to this Mr. Wong's. At what time? It was about 3 o'clock. You're getting the we cater to all lifestyles massage. Yeah. Oh, Dee Dee's in the house. Okay. She couldn't hold back. No, it's true. So I went around 3 o'clock to this Mr. Wong's foot massage. Cash only. Oh. But when I went in there, I was so scared. I was like, oh my God, these people. And this was before I even had my module on human trafficking. And I was like scared. I felt bad. It was like one big room. And all these just people massaging. And there's like Americans there just getting massaged. Yeah. And you're basically no. Personal space. It wasn't in a bunch of little rooms. It was like if you go to a nail salon, even nail salons. Come on. You know, you suspect things. Do they have breaks? You know, you're bringing these chemicals. So it was kind of like that, like that much space. And they were just all like. I'm not very relaxed. I'm motioning my body in the massage. And they were doing back massage. More of a communal massage. Have you done it? Not that place, no. But I'm trying to imagine in my head all this, you know, lack of space, personal space. Right. I mean, you think when you go to a massage. Right. Right. Right. Right. You go to a spa when you want to go get a massage that you're going to go relax. Yeah. It's about me time. Yeah. Self care. Not time for me to care along with. I know. The other strangers. There's no way you can really fully relax. You know what I mean? You're like looking at the person next to you. Somebody's passing by. Someone's checking out your ass. Right. Seriously. That's what I'd be thinking of. Yeah. Well, and it's weird because they all sat down. They weren't really laying down. They were sitting down and they were just working on their backs. And it was, I don't know. It scared me. It was warm. It kind of smelled like. Like BO? No. No. No. It smelled like ancient Chinese herb. I don't know. It smelled like herb or something. Or like patchouli. It wasn't. No. It was like tiger balm. Tiger balm. Which is like a different version of. That's like. Yes. That is a Chinese thing. Yeah. Yeah. And I've spent $60 on a massage, you know, at those urban out treaters. And those are. Well, those are, you know, American style because they get paid a dollar a minute. But yeah, I got scared. I need to go get cash because it was cash on. I didn't. I gotta go cash. Let me go to the ATM. Okay. I'll be right back. Yeah. Yeah. And I got scared. And then I ended up going down the street. I went to another one that. Are you serious? Well, yeah. Within a couple minutes. My back was really hurting and I really needed a massage. Wait. And you stayed on Valley still? Yeah. Well, because I went to the ATM. You needed to go down to Orange County. Keep it going. Keep it going. Get back on the freeway. No, but I was still looking for like a. I went $25 for half hour. Come on. You get what you pay for. No, no, no, no. I didn't go to it like. Cause then I. I went to the other place and the woman. There was another little place that looked a little shady. And there was these women that came out of there. Out of the room with beads coming out of there. It was like that 70s show. And they came out there. You go on massage. But yeah. And they talked to me sexy like that too. No massage. But I walked away. And then I went. So I got my $20. And no, I got $20. No, I got a $15 massage. Wait, wait, wait. What's the name of the second place you went to? I don't know. But it was just women in there. But those women had little private rooms. But the way the chicks were dressed. I was like, no. I don't want no happy ending. What do you mean the way they were dressed? They looked like they were wearing robes or something. I don't want to be too analytical. So what ends up happening. I went across the street. And I found a place that was pretty much empty. So it seemed a little bit more private. It seemed cleaner. And there was dudes. So I was like, I'll get massaged by a dude then. Because I don't feel like. I'm not taking his rights away. No, I don't know. Is he doing this voluntarily? I don't know. They were speaking. You know, who knows. It was probably some random guy just massaging. Look, how much cut do they get, right? But it's like. It was $15. I ended up giving the $5. But the thing is. It still has a little bit smell of tiger balm kind of in there. But fine. Whatever. But the thing is. He did a video. He did a full massage. And it was cool. But it was a little too hard. But then I always freak out. That every time it gets a little too close to me. Because my eyes are closed. I'm like kind of scared there is a boner. But I don't know. But that's just me and my paranoia. Like anytime a guy bumps into you. You're scared that there's a boner. Right? Like, you know, like the dentist. If the dentist is right there. I saw it in a movie. I don't know. The guy had. I don't know. Jumping Jack Flash. Yeah. The guy was cleaning her teeth. And he was leaning up. He's like. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And he had a boner. Let me knock you out with some knobs. Yeah. So. So I'm getting this massage. Like, oh, right there. Right there. Oh, like that. Not on the spine. Not on the spine. Not on the spine. Never on the spine, ladies. But. So. Yeah. I enjoyed it. And I had it. And like you said, I get what I paid for. Yeah. But. Yeah. And then it was $15. So I gave him a 20. Fucker didn't even pretend to give me my change back. He just kept the 20. He didn't even. I hate that. I hate that. You know. It's very American to give you back. Give you back the money. And you're just hoping you get that tip. But you'll give him like a $3 tip or something. Fucker just took a whole cap 20. And I was looking at him. He's like. Okay. Thank you. Gracias. Sorry. I just. I'm just joking. I didn't mean that. Listeners. If you do have any comments, please give us a call at Skid Row Studios. 800-893-9562. So my whole point of that is. Should I report it? Or should I try to talk to them? Like. Are you here? Against your will? No. No. I wouldn't. No. They're there for a job. They have a job. Yeah. They have a job. They're not forced to do it. If they're getting a cut. Because I have a feeling that $5 is what they're really making. Because I went again like two weeks. No. I think it's something else. Are you serious? You can go back? I went again two weeks ago. Yeah. I went. No. Only one more. I'm never going back again. But I went again. And I told you. No. No. Not you. And I pointed at another guy. So I got another guy. And we did it. And then it got. But this time I was smart and had my $5 and had some ones. So I gave him $15. And I gave a couple dollars for tip. You know. Because it hurt a little. You know. And he said it's $5 tip. And I was like shut the fuck up. I was like no. Tip's a tip. But he was like. He looked at me crazy like it's a $5 tip. Wow. So I have a feeling that $5 is what he's really making. That's our cut. No. I don't know. No. You don't believe it? You think he's enjoying it? Might be. I don't know. No. I'm just kidding. But I think. So you're saying like maybe only if they looked under 18 should I would like call the national hotline? Yeah. I think under 18 that would be maybe grounds. But above 18 I don't think so. No. And then this is so subjective too because. What I think is. What you think looks like 18 may be different from what somebody else thinks looks like 18. So. I don't know. It just. And then you have no real proof. You know what I mean? Like you're just going to go and say. What are you going to say? Who me? Yeah. You're going to shut down all the massage. I got a bad massage. On Valley. And then I'm not going to have anywhere to go. I'm a boner. No. I know. But okay. So urban retreat. If you pay a $60 massage you'll get your money's worth. Yeah. So I've been to the urban retreat. It was like. Oh magic. But okay. Even a $50 massage was magic. But yeah. So. Yeah. Yeah. Don't. Stay away from Valley. So. Oh. So you got money for tips there. That's fast. Yeah. To move. So if you. We're going to be having a Facebook up. Sexy time talk. And eventually you'll be able to figure out how to find us. And if you ever have questions and you're too embarrassed because you don't want to call. You can message. And you know we'll just use you as anonymous. Okay. We won't put your names on the air or anything like that. Yeah. So that's. Okay. So then those are my own demons. I'm trying to. Yeah. I'm trying to. Rid the world of evil people. I don't know. I mean it's different. I guess if it's a sex. If it's a sex. Human trafficking. Okay. Anyways. Blah. Blah. Blah. Talk to me for a second. Because I had to. Look something else. Did you do any. Your research. You were talking last week. How you were going to look into. Female erotica and stuff like that. You were mentioning. You were going to watch some movies or something like that. I have time. I got a new job. I got a new job. Do you have any comments? Oh you know what? I have a friend. Can I tell you. Do you have a projector? I remember hearing a projector story. Like I thought that sounded cool. Like watching dirty movies on the ceiling. Oh you mean when I used to have my projector? Yeah. Yeah. This was back in the day. I had a projector. And I used to like watching my porns. On the big screen. Awesome. So yeah. It was funny. I don't know. That's cool. I don't know. But I haven't done my particular research on erotica. You just want. I told. Change the subject. No. I want you to talk. No. That's what we were talking about. That's what we were talking about last week. That you were going to see the difference between that and regular porn. Because we were talking about that. I'm a woman. And my mind changed. Over the past two weeks. That she wasn't comfortable with like you know regular porn. We're talking about it. Versus female erotica. Oh yeah. Because Henry and June is awesome. Have you seen Henry and June? No. You've never seen that movie? No. It's loosely based on. It's so like cool gothic type of thing that you. It's about Anais Nin. Anais Nin. Yeah. It's loosely based on her. The writer. Yeah. You know. Henry and June is an awesome movie. And if you are a man listening. Because you were listening to Piñata Hour. You should watch this movie with the girl you're into. But not as a first date. But it's sexy. It's 1920s. And the girl who's starring in it is. Oh shoot. The girl who's starring in it is. She played the cute girl in. What was that movie? Oh Pulp Fiction. Uma Thurman. No it wasn't. Yeah. Uma Thurman. Uma Thurman is in it. And that other little cute French girl. She's like. Do I have a pot belly? Do I have a pot belly? I know what you're talking about. But I don't know her name. I forgot. That girl is so cute. But she plays Anais Nin. It's a sexy movie. Maria de Medeiros. Something like that. Oh thank you. No problem. But that movie is sexy. And for me being a little on the prudish side. Yeah. I don't know. I like that movie. I found it sexy. Better than. We're talking about like the hardcore. I can't. I'm not saying like I have no problem. So you're saying Henry and June? Henry and June. Okay. Gotta watch that. Check it out. Yeah. I don't know if it's on Netflix. I gotta watch that with my man. It's not. I gotta watch it with my man though. I remember seeing it a long time ago. But I mean so long. I used to watch it when I was a virgin. But I was like. It was so sexy. But. This is so interesting though. Because like women really vary a lot in terms of. You know what turns them on. And what they consider to be hardcore. Softcore. And just the other day I had a friend at work. Who. I won't mention his name. I won't mention his name. But anyway. She was. You know. I'm pretty much known for being pretty open minded. Yeah. About you know sexuality. And things of that sort. And she was asking me you know. And telling me like her man's gone right now. And she needs to develop a plan about the next several months. Because she doesn't know where she's going to be getting hers from. And she's kind of like. You know I don't want to depend on a man to give me an orgasm. Yeah. But at the same time. Maybe because of the way I was raised. Or my own whatever's going on. Yeah. I don't know how to masturbate. And she was like. I really. I feel bad. Like I don't. Tell her to use her right hand. If she. Use her dominant hand. Use her dominant hand. Yeah. I hear that a lot though. Yeah. A lot of girls are scared to. Yeah. Or you were taught not to. You just don't touch there. And you know. You don't talk about it either. I don't think a lot of girls talk about it. I don't. I don't think so either. Did you tell her? Yeah. I told her that. That it's. You know. It's really normal. That this is a pretty common. You know. Problem with women. That you know. Even sometimes you try to. And you know. You're trying to get there. And then you have these intrusive thoughts. That are telling you like. Oh this is wrong. Or what are you doing. Definitely. Or ill. And you know. And so she was explaining to me. Her. One of her challenges was. That when she. As she was trying to masturbate. She was like. You know. I'm like thinking of my boob. Or I'm thinking of my ass. And like. I can't get turned on. I'm like. Well that's the thing. You need to think of. You need to fantasize about something. You need to think of something. Other than yourself. Because. If we get naked in the mirror. It's not like. We're going to get turned on. You know. We're not that narcissistic. We're more like. You know. Well. Think of someone. Either touching your boob. Or what they would do with your boob. Or. Or past experience. That really turns you on. Yeah. Go back to that moment. Exactly. Yeah. I can't. I can't watch a dirty porn. And think of that. Because I'm going to think of. Like. Well. I told her before. Like. I have a photographic memory. And the. The images. I have a porn. It freaks me out. Like. These cheerleader girls. It's all like. And I was like. Oh. Because it's male. Fantasy porn. And stuff. And I can't think of that. And I can't think of like. Someone's. You know. Like. Hustler's. Yeah. Crotch. You know. So that way. That's why. Henry and June. Is very sensual. And so. Just French. It's very French. And sexy. I think we all have. Different levels of comfort. On that. Yeah. Just like. Same thing with. Yeah. Masturbation. Toys. Whatever your level of comfort is. Oh yeah. There's a girl. I've known her since forever. And then. You know. We're talking about masturbation. And I'm still tripping out. I've known her since we're 13. Or no. 12 or something. And this one. This one tells me. She started at 13. Yeah. I didn't until I was like 23. I didn't know. Masturbation. You owe me that book. Bust. No. Masturbation. Masturbation. I'm talking about masturbation. I remember you. You have my book still? No. Oh. Did I give that back to you? Like. That was like. College years. I lent her a book like 10 years ago. You have my book. Well it was a bust. You know. Magazine. And I was reading about these women. They were talking about masturbation. And I was like. Oh. I guess I could too. You should give that to your friend. You know. Because I was like. I should. You know. Maybe not that book. But it was like this. You know. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. You know. And I thought it was okay. So you were just shocked at the age difference? Yeah. Because when she tells me she did it at 13. I was like. Well. We're like best friends. Why didn't you tell me that. Okay. High school boys. I went for a bike ride. And guess what I did yesterday. I masturbated. Remember that guy you had a crush on? They were always talking about masturbation. All those boys. That dirty boy. I don't want to mention his name. Don't mention names. Let me see. Well. I don't remember. M. His first name started with a M. A. Okay. M. A. R. Well. Anyway. So. Hold on. All the boys in high school talked about masturbation. Right. I was clueless what masturbation was. You hadn't tried it until you were 23. That's what you're saying. Yeah. And she tried it at 13. If she was my best friend. Don't you think she would have told me? But maybe this is consciously tried it though. Because I mean. You know. Surprise. Surprise. Like we know now from science and from you know just. Yeah. I had that female sexuality class. Yeah. Even children. Yeah. Feel sexual and they masturbate. Oh yeah. I bumped up against the couch when I was seven. But that was unconscious. You know. Oh you were. Okay. I see what you mean. That was unconscious masturbation. But I'm sure you were consciously masturbating at 13. But were you consciously like wanting to and then saying no I shouldn't because this is bad. No. I didn't. Yeah. I didn't consciously do it. I had no urge at all. No urge to do it. Zero. Yeah. My ex-boyfriend it was like. Yeah. Basically I didn't know what the big O was. Really? Until it was like. Oh. Oh I found it. Exactly. And I would think of being a best friend you would fucking have shared that information. I'm not going to ask you ladies about when you started. Prove your loyalty. I don't even remember. You don't remember? First time? First time like age? Oh God. I think I was really young. Yeah. Like I'm saying 12, 13. I mean maybe it could be younger. You see? I'm one of my teens. You? Girls? Sound woman. Sound woman. If you want to share. What was the question? Oh. How old were you when you first masturbated? I was a late bloomer for sure. Yeah. Because I admitted. I said 23. I probably had sex before I masturbated. Yeah. Me too. And I was like I didn't know what the big O was. I had to get to know myself first before I'm comfortable with somebody else. You know why? Because that girl we knew in high school freaked me out. That girl. That girl that her name started with the S-T. S-T-E. Anyways. I remember she said this joke. And we were like seniors. And she said that joke about something about what do guys do in the bathroom or something like that. But she was saying something about guys masturbate. And like it was a bad thing. So if masturbating was bad for a guy. Then it must have been bad for a girl. So you did get kind of brainwashed into thinking that then. Just from that one dumb joke. But yeah. Because then it was like that. I was clueless. No. I told you I went and researched all this stuff. I went actually to the library and got like anatomy books and read about it. And learned it was fine and natural and okay. You know what? When you were younger? When I was young. I swear. I read about it. That's awesome. By myself I went. You know what? Now I'm thinking. We all talk about people who are not educated. And I'm sorry that sometimes I meet 18, 19, 20 year olds that seem like they don't know anything. And now I'll come to fucking think. I didn't know shit either. Because I was so entrusting. And I waited a lot longer to have sex. Sex was a lot later for me. I didn't do it until I was older either. But I was just clueless about STIs and all this stuff. No I wasn't. I freaked me out once I read about it. The only reason I had the shot. I had the depo shot. Because you know. And I was in the army. And the only reason was because this other girl said. Oh it's great. You never get your period. I was like cool. And that's the only reason why I wanted depo. It had nothing to do with thinking it was birth control. I just thought I didn't want my period. So I just. I. Got on the depo. That was my only reason for really being on it. And I gotta say. I'm really surprised Charlene. That um. That's not my name girl. Delete. What's your name? You're surprised that? My name is Concepcion. Anyways. I'm surprised to hear that you're so prudish as you put it. Because I've always known you to be like a feminist. And I. Oh no. But you know me past that. Huh? Yeah. Now I am I guess. And I always thought the opposite of you too. That you were just. Vibrant. Colorful. Like my outfit. Just like. Colorful. Like whatever. Whatever would go. It doesn't matter. You would just try it. I don't know. I'm very blushful. I can't believe this. And I think my love is listening. But he's very supportive. Hi. And he's like it's cool. Like you know. We're saying hi from Skid Row. Say hi. You know what. I'm gonna play a song. So. Okay. So. I'm gonna play a song. So. I'm gonna play a song. So. I'm gonna play a song. So. I'm gonna play a song. So. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys Where is this bitch? Okay. Am I back on? okay i'm back are you back on top you're back um that was penis envy that's a la band all females have you heard them have you seen them um no they're pretty cool it kind of has an l7 sound to it with the vocals and stuff but um they're pretty cool they're playing this saturday at frankie's um record shops oh sorry if i wasn't talking in the mic they're playing at frankie's it's in silver lake it's a barber shop uh record shop it's pretty cool you've been there i've still never been there you haven't i wonder we should play a show there um okay frankie's we want to play but um they're playing there this saturday at six o'clock they kind of do dare times but they have barbecues and they have like sangrias and margaritas and stuff and it's cool it's uh um 33 23 west sunset boulevard and i'm plugging it because it's kind of fun and penis envy plays at six and the cigarette bums plays at seven i haven't seen them though i haven't seen them either yet but uh penis envy is pretty good but they're all fun uh reason why that was called vicky's vag and um the guitarist paesa she's the one that actually um uh posted up an article about our next topic she brought that up to your attention yeah apparently um you want to tell me you want to say it because apparently you can bleach your vagina now not the hair the actual skin to make it sparkly how do you not burn down there what i explain well this particular article was talking about that it's possible to do it but there's this uh feminist wash i'm going to play the little thing right now if you could hear it's about 30 seconds uh is it playing oh wait i had to tell them okay i'm gonna play okay boss okay oh wait that's not it i'm trying to play this little this little youtubey thing it's a little snippet from an indian the vagina thing product called clean and dry intimate wash oh did you watch the commercial this i did see the commercial i did see the commercial i did see the commercial i did see the commercial yeah yeah i don't know why this little youtube thing is doing it well basically um your vagina isn't just too big floppy and too hairy it's also too brown and then uh who created this product it looks like it's an indian product must have been a man yeah right from india yeah and this it has this little commercial uh about this man and woman drinking black coffee yeah and then the woman starts thinking how sad she is that her whole class she's starting to think brown and depressing yeah it's terrible about looking at her vagina in the mirror last yeah you see how she's it's all blurry oh duh i didn't put the sound on you know that's why you're a good technical advisor can i hit play now or should i wait till you go behind the window okay audience uh we have an awesome miss fierce who does this sound projector stuff okay whatever blah blah soundboard okay now in india clean and dry intimate wash okay if you understood punjabi um with this indian wash intimate female wash kind of like that um what's that called like it's like a bleach product yeah but it looks like that like a douche you know that feminine wash there's a oh summer's eve i obviously don't use it no summer's eve is a douche but there's also like a feminine wash that you could just like okay once this one time i itched and it was not had nothing to do with crabs and and i just use this feminine wash and it just relieved the itch it was kind of like i guess and there must have been benadryl in that thing you know how like when you get scratch in your arm and you keep scratching you gotta scratch and you can't stop scratching i had that one day and it was i don't know i must have been waiting to wearing tight jhonis or something but um but that stuff works but it didn't have no bleaching power in it so this product actually bleaches your vagina and um we'll post that commercial up for you guys when we get the chance yeah yeah but um how do you feel about anal bleaching or or vagina bleaching vaginal bleaching i think it's very unnecessary you know bleaching may be necessary i don't know i don't like the look my own look because when you're drumming like if you bend over a little bit like you have to you have to bend over and hit the bear uh the bell of the symbol or something no no no it has nothing to do with that just understand i don't know i don't i don't get the whole anal bleaching thing because i'm like i don't i don't even see it so and you haven't had any complaints to date so i haven't had any complaints like oh my god no but you think it's okay to bleach your anus but it's not okay to bleach your vagina no no i'm not saying it's not okay or okay i'm just saying i i would if i were to choose personal on a personal level because it would hurt less it just seems like it would hurt less because it's so sensitive down there right i mean i wouldn't want to even try to attempt to do that but anal bleaching it just sounds more like oh it's not gonna hurt that much because way back i guess your asshole can handle more shit more or less it can oh you know what it makes sense no no no it's just supposed to match the whole color of the rest of your skin they're trying to find a way to get that color out of your skin No, but your b-hole gets stained every day. If you have a healthy diet and healthy bum every day, you should, everybody, this is your nursing advice. You should have a healthy shit as much as fiber. Yeah, it's good to have a good crap or two a day. Because I have some friends who crap once a week or something. That's horrible. That's juice. Yeah, or pears. Pears, been getting into pears. Bosque pears with brown skin. Certain chocolates too. Certain chocolates. I don't know about chocolate. But I know brown skin pears are good. No, they should be bleached. Do you mean real chocolate? You mean chocolate. Everything should be bleached. Everything. This is a part of the show at the end of the show where we get a little dirty. Talking about. Because this is Tab's fun time. Anyway, so okay. Any callers or comments? If you'd rather bleach your butthole versus your vagina hole. Call us at 1-800-893-9567. Any callers? Call us at 1-800-893-9567. You only got, you know, six minutes or something. Give us a call. Say hi. Or just write us. And then, you know what? But if it's okay, is it okay to take, you know, let's talk about, you know what? Next week. Because next week, this is about hair. Next week is National Trim Your Hair Day. Sorry, not hair day, bush day. I decided that next week will be Trim Your Bush Day. Oh, what if you don't have one? Well, I don't know. You don't have one? Don't tell me too much. Well, if you have one, she said you're the best friend and you're supposed to tell her everything. But now, she doesn't want you to tell her. This is not just for women because if you're a gentle man, Trim It Bush. The only reason we're talking about this topic is because one of my co-workers found a little hair and she was all freaked out about it. I'm like, well, sure. People leave you specimens. You know, you might fight stuff. I didn't think it was a big deal, but apparently it's a big deal to leave a little puby on your urine cup. Do you think that's bad? Or you just think it's weird because you found someone else's pubare? You're wearing gloves. I think it's gross. Yeah? Yeah, I would think it's gross. And I think that if you're the patient and you're giving a specimen that you should double check your shit. That's what I think. Wipe off the end of the cup. Yeah, be considerate. Yeah, I always wipe it. Like, you wipe the cup. But she shouldn't freak out either. She's a nurse, right? Yeah, she should expect it. Yeah, finding hair anywhere is bad, but especially when it's short and curly. Oh. But the thing was, it wasn't accurate. It wasn't curly. It wasn't that curly? Yeah, so she must have trimmed it. But anyways, this is a talk for next week because I got some bush stories for you. Okay. Because when is the time to know that, I mean, like, does everybody trim? Should they? And you'll discover when I discovered when apparently the whole world was fucking trimming their bush and I didn't get the fucking memo. And I had to get schooled. Yeah, shag, throw rug, or hardwood floor. No, we'll talk about that later. We'll talk about that later. Apparently. I don't know. I was in the army and nobody, everybody had a bush. I don't know. You know, and it was funny because I could have sworn I had this conversation with you, but apparently it was at work. No, huh? We didn't talk about this. No, we didn't talk about this. Yeah, she's scrunching her eyeballs or her eyebrows right now, people. About the bush? Well, I'm trying to describe what I'm, you know, because we're talking to listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And sometimes they don't know what we look like because I'm just short and Asian. That's why some people call me the ninja nurse. Yeah. Because I like to wear black and I'm short and Asian. Anyways, snowballing. We have time for snowballing? Yeah, hit it. We got a few more minutes. What is that? Snowballing. That's another web. Yeah, because this is Cochina time until we get another little segment, the end of our segment called snowballing. Apparently, there's two things of snowballing. The first snowballing I heard about 20 years ago or 15 years ago, but I was still clueless about having orgasms. So... Yeah. I bet you know what snowballing is. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. I just like that. Okay. Should I tell you what I think snowballing is? You just said that you heard of two different types. Okay, what's the second one? What's the one from 15 years ago? Let's start with that. Okay. Get some history on it. This guy, he said he learned this from Playboy magazine and he's like, oh, it feels so good. So apparently, and then he said he only did it when he masturbated in the shower because, you know, he was a clean guy. His name started with a J, A. Okay. Okay. Okay. Anyways. He masturbated in the shower and he had a bag of ice. Mm-hmm. And right before he came, he put the bag of ice on his testicles. Mm-hmm. Apparently, it's great. It felt like fantastic. He said, oh, it feels so good. But that was... It's not snowballing. See? Like I said, but it could have been, it must have been snowballing in 1995. I guess it was back then. Because he read it in Playboy magazine. Right. First of all, you ain't going to learn anything about anything like snowballing from Playboy magazine. Playboy magazine. Which is great. It's a gentleman's magazine. But you're just not going to get certain information from that. Then you tell me, because I just discovered what the other snowballing was last week. Because apparently, and this was somebody said, oh, what type of birth control you use? This is the whole education thing. Or no, no. Oh, is this the one where they were doing an icebreaker and everybody was saying, hi, I'm so-and-so and this is my form of birth control? I swallow. Yeah. But that was, that was, yeah, that was last week's story of swallowing. Okay. No, this was somebody else. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you said what type of, you know, intercourse activities, anal, vaginal or oral. And the person said, oh, I do snowballing. So, but you know, it's not really, it's not, it's probably oral more than anything. Right. But you tell me, what do you think a snowballing is or what have you heard? Okay. My, what I've heard snowballing is, is when a guy comes inside, he or she, whomever partner and that person takes that and puts it in the other partner's mouth. Yes. that's what I know it as too you've never heard of that? I've never heard of that but it's they put it into the person's mouth so basically a guy comes in a girl's mouth the girl puts it back into his mouth and so they're essentially both swallowing I know yeah I don't know guys who do it have you heard of it? but apparently obviously people do it because if this question is asked and the person says oh I do snow pollen never heard of it apparently it's true it's not an urban legend because just that whole Dirty Sanchez is an urban legend so 2 out of 5 of us have heard of it oh my god we're coming okay thank you for listening this is the end of sexy time talk I'm here with sexy T Elena B and my name is Immaculate C okay thank you guys guys guys guys