Hi, this is Jell-O Biafra. What should you rather have? A pint of booze if you're a recovering alcoholic, or a pint of cacophony no matter what or who you are? Speak into the mic, bitch. Say that into the microphone. Keep on rockin' in the free world, and I mean rock, not hop-punk. Not indie-poo. Not middle-of-the-road, Miley Cyrus-y dreck. You're a freak with a microphone. Oh, my, my. Good evening, ladies and shitheads. You're listening to A Pint of Cacophony. This is episode seven. My name's Dan Petranillo. Today, we have some things in store for you. We got the ladies of K-Rock here. We're gonna play some games. But before that, why don't we hear some music? I, if you heard this intro, it's by Jell-O Biafra, and the day I got that was from the hood in the Palm Desert. And he owns a label called Alternative Tentacle, Records, and their new baby right now is Death Hymn No. 9. They've been around for a bit, and, you know, he's pushing them, and he's pushing them for good reason. We're gonna start off with that song. It's called Trainyard Buggy, and we're gonna go into some Togahawk and some God Hates a Coward. Alex, how do you feel about that? Very good. That sounds nice. All right, let's hit it. All right. I had a good name to the twat. Good name to the twat. Same to me. But your yard is right next to your house. Good name. And I said, I came up to my wife, and I said, in the interest of our marriage, please don't go in the backyard and look at the s*** that I took. She goes, you can't tell me that. I said, why? She goes, I have to look. I go, don't, for our marriage. I just hear, ah. It's great. Her father comes running out thinking somebody had died. She goes, get away, Dad, get away. She goes, get away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah I'm in the blood of a large-eyed man The anger inside, the blood in your heart Going round the train, drinking rain Going round the train, the train to hell I am floating on a wave of air I am floating on a wave of air And I'm gonna ride the train to hell I am I'll lay up in the rain I'm I'm floating in the sea sky I'm falling in the rain I am floating on a wave of air I am floating on a wave of air And I'm gonna ride the train to hell Drink up the rain Yeah And I'm fighting fighting fighting fighting fighting You look like half a butt puppet. You know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes and the only people there to see you are the other bands and their girlfriends? Don't talk to me about rock and roll. I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it. I am rock and roll. I am rock and roll. I am rock and roll. My day. My day. My heart. Listen closer to your mother. You can hear ocean roar. Sit quietly in the corner. Put another record on. God hates a coward, sonny. Cut a date with your VCR. Watch another. The action movie. Dream on me. On the UV piano. I broke a fucking concerto. Shoot a bow with your eyeballs. Wake him up. Make a meal of your ass. Hold on, you fat soul. You can't get your heart in my vinegar. Let me get the beer. Just like a money will land. Just like a woman's affair. And if you want to be rich. You just need to be the greatest. And if it's coming to kill. I'm not a piece of this shit. We're out. Burn it up. Today we want Today we want Today we want Today we want Today we want Today we want Today we want Today we want Today we want Today we want Today we want Tweekbird and King Buzzo at the satellite. Right? Yeah, the satellite. This Wednesday, February 26th. If you guys are familiar with the Belvins, you know how heavy a shit they get. And from Seattle way back when, you know, the following they had. As underground as it is, it is the coolest shit ever, pretty much. And they've been the biggest influence for Nirvana and whomever. But King Buzzo, their front man, has decided after all these years to finally go acoustic. That's going to be very interesting. And not only that, he's playing with Tweekbird, who he played a couple weeks ago, and they've been around for a bit. I saw them almost open for OM. They didn't show up. But I would have loved to see them live. I bought the ticket, and I saw OM, which was amazing. And I've seen Sleep. OM is always good. Yeah, exactly. But Tweekbird, I don't know. They didn't come, but they're going to be here at this. It's the Scion thing at the satellite. It's free 9 p.m. This Wednesday. 12 a.m., 21 and over. And if you RSVP online, it's free. So you guys got no fucking excuse to see King Buzzo from the Melvins and Tweekbird this Wednesday. So let's go into a little bit of that. And while you hear that lovely music, as lovely as it is, we're going to get the K-Rock girls in here, and we're going to start our game. But here we go. This is Tweekbird with Pigeons. This is Tweekbird with Pigeons. guitar solo I don't mind, this is how it is I've always wanted to be here If only in my bed guitar solo Take some time Make sure you come down on me I'll be fine How it is I don't mind If it's right Right or wrong This is how it is I've always wanted to be here No matter what I say I've always wanted to be here I've always wanted to be here With my death Yeah And blood's gonna come out of your head There's nothing you can do about it Cause I'm a madman Ha guitar solo great great great great great great great great great great great great We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Apparently your nose swells up. Shut the front door. I'm shutting it. Punishment time. Uh-oh. Let Dan text the last person from your phone that you texted. Right? I think it might have been Dan, though. Let's see. Her hands are over there. I don't even know the last person I texted because we've been drinking tonight. I don't have my cell phone in here. Oh, I'll get that. I'll get to that later. And then we'll post the results on the website later. Do it, yeah. All right, while I'm doing that, why don't you go ahead and do number four? Me? Yeah. It's not happening, huh? It's my friend, Ammon. Big deal. Nothing. Do it. You got to make it. No, Dan, you got to make it dirty. You got to make it worthwhile. Well, that's what Dan's here for. If she'll hand the fucking phone over, I'll type something. Hand the phone over. But she hid it. Where's your phone? Yeah, exactly. You want me to see it? No, he's supposed to text him. Not you. All right, no biggie. I'll text that person. No biggie. All right. We're going to snapshot this and then post it. Are you fucking? Okay. All right, read the next trivia question while I write something. Okay, so. Don't. Ammon. Okay, ready? Don't forgive me. Number four. Dis-a-fiel. Okay, dis-a-bif-il-io-ba. Wait, what? Okay, hold on. Let me try this again. Big word. Dis-a-b-i-l-i-f-i-o-ba. I-lo-fi-b-i-o-ba. Oh, Dan, I need help. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Dis-a-b-i-l-i-o-phobia. He can't even read himself. Is the fear of what? You guys, okay, anyway. Is the fear of what? A, becoming disabled during the deed. B, a broke dick. Three, undressing in front of someone. Or D, having sex with a disabled person. What was? What's the word? Okay, the word is dis-a-b-i-l-i-o-phobia. I'm going to go with A. I'm going to go with D. All right. All right. Final answer? Final answer. Point for Reggie. Don't bring it out. She's smart. I'm just kidding. I got your hopes up. I'm sorry. Oh, you didn't? Actually, it's undressing in front of someone. I was going to say that next. I think I should get the point. I think not. What's the score, Dan? I'm still winning. Reggie has won and Jessica has won. It's tied. Wait, when did Reggie win? You guys both get a punishment. I just win for him texting my random friend. Aw, man. The next punishment is kind of a punishment for me. What is it? Do I have to do this? What is it? What are we going to make you do? God, I don't even know. All right. Well, the last punishment for this round was Spank Cheyenne. Get over here. All right. That's what's written. I'll make it gentle. It must be. I won't. Why do you lick in your fingers, bro? That's fucking gross. Here, let me lick my fingers before I touch your asshole. No, it'll be gentle. All right. Reggie and Jessica are going to Spank Cheyenne. But more importantly, let's play some music. Wait, no. I think Jessica lost, dude. Did you? I think I lost, too. Her boyfriend's like so into it. He's like, yeah. I'm sorry, Anthony. Did he have to watch? Oh, my God. All right. Hoop screams. Let's play some hoop screams. Tonight, you're dead. And froth. General education and anesthetic Frank with a bro dish. Hi, Mom. Okay, I like your food. Outback Steakhouse. I'm Australian, mate. No. Pam, come on. I like your food. No, come on. Stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam. Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real. Okay. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver. Oh, man. Am I a woman? Am I a woman? Who? Who? Who? After all the years You've been running From this mind cage Of the honest You're not the dead You're so unsacrificed And I'm your friend Nothing for you to find So lie, lie, lie, lie As I stand to Your blood All my seasons Now I shall be Denied your death Your soul was sacrificed Denied your death Nothing for you to find So lie, lie, lie, lie So lie, lie, lie, lie So lie, lie, lie, lie Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Man, it's the same bulls *** They tried to pull on my day You know if it ain't that *** *** for you. You gotta do it, Randall. Let me tell you this. Let me tell you this. I gave you my name And it's the same As when you were right You just walked out like that Great job doing my job good I did you good too But nothing that I did Means anything to you I gave you my name And it's the same As when you were right You just walked out like that You just walked out like that You just walked out like that You just walked out great And great And great And great That is one big pile of shit. What does it say? But it keeps lighting on and off when we're flying. Like it's flickering. Some fucking shit's going on today, man. It's not just electrical. All right, let's do this shit. Watch, I'll see it come on and shit. Alphys! Alphys! Alphys! Alphys! Alphys! Alphys! Alphys! Alphys! What the fuck? Welcome to A Pine of Cacophony. My name's Dan Pacinello. This is skidrestudios.com. This is round two. Girls of K-Rock. Reggie versus Jessica. We've both failed pretty epically so far. We asked five questions last round, all trivia. We were hoping to get a couple more points each. But they only got one and one, so we're tied. Whoops. We're failures, dude. This round, we have three judges. We got Alex Arbornoff. What's up, man? Hello, love. We got Alex. We got my brother Charles over here, Dr. Dick Dingus. And myself. Cheyenne's sitting here. She's going to coordinate this whole thing. This is the battle round. I love this music, though. It's totally sets the mood for you guys. It's Pokemon. It's Pokemon battle music. That's what this is. Solid choice. Thank you. I like it. All right. So basically, I have a beanie here. And Cheyenne put a bunch of... What is this? It's gum. I'm just kidding. It's a bunch of crinkled up paper and a beanie. And you guys are going to pick one out each. You get a task. Yes. Right? So pick one out, read me what it says, and I will give you your task. Down. All right. And we'll go from there. Okay, cool. We have judges for a reason. Exactly. Here we go. Just reach over to the table and grab one. I judge hard. The judges... Very hard. Very, very hard. Very hard. I like it hard. All right. Jessica, what do you have? Joth H. Is it J? J. It says J of H. J of H. Oh, okay. So your task is tell the funniest dirty joke. So this is both of you against each other. That's your task. But you both have to do it. You each have to tell a dirty joke. All right. And then we vote on whose is better. Jess won already. I know. A dirty... I don't know. I don't know a lot. She gives dirty jokes without even trying. So go. It's different when you try. All right. I got one. Dirty. Okay. Hmm. All right. So this dude... Let me see. I'll get the fucking joke right. Jesus Christ. We have to finish that today. I can't even get the joke right. I'm going to finish my fucking beer before we get this round over. I can't even get the joke right. All right. We have music to play, Jessica. I know. Hey, man. I'm not a comedian. I'm not a comedian. I'm not a comedian. I'm not a comedian either. All right. No, I got one. I got one. So this dude is sitting outside a building. People walk by. Hey, man. What are you waiting for? Oh, just waiting for Patty's legs to open. No one's like, what? What the hell is Patty's legs? And then it's a pub. That's all I got. Yeah, then tell them. There's nothing. I know. I know I fucked up that joke. There's a punchline in there somewhere. You lost Alex's vote. I'm sorry. No, she won because I have nothing. What if I pass? You have nothing? I have nothing. I'm trying to think of something. I think of a dirty joke. You realize. Other than the dirtiest joke I have is my ex-boyfriend. If you pass, you forfeit, which means you just accept the punishment. That means you just automatically take the punishment. I'll take the punishment. Let's do it. Jessica gets one point. Reggie, punishment. Okay, well, your punishment, Reggie, is to tell us your worst sex story. Oh, shit. Dude, I should have gotten the punishment. My worst sex story. I think it has to be. That means a point for us. Okay. I wrote it. Okay. And this goes for everyone. Losing your virginity. It's like the worst time of everyone's life. I concur. No, for everyone. Like, it's the worst time ever. Like, it's so awkward. It's clumsy. Yeah, it's super, like, awkward. Nobody knows what they're doing. It's clumsy. No one knows what hole it goes in, so it's... Wait. I don't know about that. No. I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding. But, no, seriously, it's the worst time ever. It's like kids playing with oversized keys. No, seriously. Tell us about it. No. Go into some detail. It's... It just... It... Like, it's the first time. Like, you don't know what to expect. It was really awkward. It's not... Well, what was the setting? Set the mood for us. We need to know this thing. I set the mood for it, sadly enough. Like, it was New Year's Eve. I was like, I want to have a day I can remember it. She said it just like that, too. Yeah. That's why it was awkward. That was the setting. I said it just like a drag queen. That's all he heard. That's all he heard. No, he didn't. Maybe that's why it was so bad. All right. Like, it was... Like a candle running. Maybe it was your fault. Does that turn you on? It might have been. It might have been. Let's not point blame at anybody here. All right. Losing my virginity was the worst, I think. I think that's with everyone now. Have you ever done one of those things where you're like, is it in? Is that it? That's what it was. No, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. I've never done that before. It only happened once. I've never done that before. It was when I used to drink. It was a thing. It was a thing. It happened more than once. It was a thing? Hey, Reggie. That wasn't too bad. What is your save? Joker. Oh, okay. All right. So the Joker. You have to answer... Okay. Whoever can answer the best to this scenario. So you're in a room with Charlie Hunnam from... Did I say Hunnam? From Sons of Anarchy. Oh, done. Oh, I wrote this. What are you going to do to him? Answer that first. Oh. Well, I'd probably, like, dip him in some type of chocolate. And then just bottom up. Okay. Lick it all off. Definitely nuzzle up and nap in his beard when it's over. Oh, good. Okay. And then just... I'm enticed. You know his beard isn't that thick. The warmth. It is, though, dude. It is. It's just like a bear. It really is. It's blonde. You don't understand. You guys are so fucking gross. What's wrong with beards, Dan? Beards are beautiful. The warmth. Exactly. Beards are manly. A real man. Finish your story. Oh. We're with... What did I leave off? Oh, nuzzling up. Okay, chocolate nuzzling beard. Napping in his beard. All right. I would definitely... I mean, just because he is who he is, there would definitely be a solid Jew girl BJ. What would have to happen? What is that? What's the difference? What's the difference? Apparently. I'm intrigued. No. I've never heard of the Jew girl BJ. Dan actually told me this. Dan was the one that was like, well, you're Jewish and Jew girls apparently give the best blowjobs. Dan. So I was like, okay, I'm running with that. I'm going to tell that to every Jew that I'm interested in. Oh my God. No, it's the same. Oh my God. It's on Seinfeld. It's on fucking Seinfeld. It's on Friends. If there's a rumor going around that I give good BJs, I'm okay with that. No, not you. Just you. Whatever, man. All right. All right. Moving on. Moving on. Reggie, tell us what you would do. Since he rides a motorcycle, and I've thought about this plenty of times. You know, like, I hate Kanye, but like, I like that video with him making a reaction. Wait, with Seth Rogen and James Franco? No, no, no, no. I should have done that too. Don't get me wrong. I was hot. I was more turned on with that. I'll be on that motorcycle. I'll be like, uh-huh. Uh-huh. What the fuck? Wait, you don't know about that? You wouldn't vote him on the motorcycle? That's what I'm saying. No, dude. I like picture that. Like, us riding through everything. You guys could fucking die, you retards. I'm sorry. That's what I think of. You could go through an intersection on a red light. You could get hit. You could get T-boned by a fine semi truck. All right. At least I'm on his lap. That's all I'm saying. That's a good way to go. They could be in the desert, like in the video. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't have to be on the streets. Yeah, my hair would be blowing everywhere. I don't like to shut the fuck up. I just want to be on my side, man. I hate Kanye, but I could see that with me and Charlie. All right, well, how about this? Here's your plot twist. This one's not over. Plot twist. Oh, it isn't over. He takes off his mask, and he's Sarah Palin. Go. Oh, shit. Death. She's still good looking. Yeah, Sarah Palin. Commit suicide. She's dead. You can't have the same answer. That's bullshit. What do you do? No, commit suicide. No, I'll kill myself. I don't want to bang Sarah Palin. Well, she licked her all over with chocolate. I'd be... Oh, God. That's mortifying. I know. I think you would die. She'd get shanked. Okay, so we got shanked. Okay, so Jessica says... We got shanked and commit suicide. Hold on. Charlie Hunnam pulls his mask off after you licking him up after all the chocolate. And it's Sarah Palin. And it's Sarah Palin. You shank him. But with a dull... Like, nothing sharp. It's not going to be quick. With a spoon. With a spoon. You kill him with a spoon. Reggie, what do you do? I would jump off the motorcycle that I thought I was riding in with Charlie. And you'd kill yourself. Yeah. Definite suicide. Charles, vote. Reggie or Jessica, go. We're running out of time. Headplant, ultimate suicide because you realize you are riding the bike with a Republican. So you're with Reggie, of course. Okay, it checks with Reggie. Alex? Yeah. I think I'm going to have to go with a Jewish blowjob. That's Jessica's shit. I'm going to go with the Jewish. That's up to me. The Jewish, yeah. Tiebreaker. So you're going to... Hold on. Okay, you're just going to kill yourself. That's... No. I get it. It's Sarah Palin, man. But stabbing somebody with a fucking spoon? I'm going with Jessica. A spoon? That's brutal. That's pretty creative. I'll give you that. Whatever, Jess. So Jess gets a point. Reggie, punishment. I'll take it. Punishment. Punishment. Oh, this is the best part. Have you ever seen Seinfeld? Um, like sometimes. That's a good one. Do you know how Elaine likes to dance? Oh. That's how I dance. That's how I dance, dude. What the fuck does that mean? See, obviously I don't watch Seinfeld. How does she dance? Someone show her. It's kind of like you're convulsing with your thumbs in the air. Seizure is standing up. And random kicks. You just got to do a crazy dance, girl. Do I get to get out of everything? Okay. Yeah. No, this is legit. Okay. Like thumbs. Just think dad dance. Yeah. Dad dance. Yeah. Make sure you wait. Make sure you wait. Okay. You got to go that way up to the counter. Yeah, over here. Reggie's had a few beers. What the fuck is Pokemon music, man? It's kind of just like... It's like convulsed, right? Okay. There we go. That's Pokemon. There we go. Wait. Crank up the Pokemon music. Yeah, that's... I got to throw the thumbs up more. There we go. And kick. And kick. And kick. Random kicks. That was perfect. You know what? She gets a point for that. I'm just kidding. Good job. All right. All right. All right. Fine. Fine. All right. She gets a point for the lane dance. All right. I tried. We're good. It's a little sweaty in here now. That's how down life is. The air conditioner is off. I'm sorry. You did the power button. I did not say that I did unplug it myself, but it is off. We got to do one more to break this fucking tie here. All right. Are we tied? I feel like I... You're flat outside. Dude, I fucking... I'll have... I put the sex music on it. You know what? Let me pick one. Let me pick one. I appreciate that. I'm going to pick one. Okay. And then you just deal with it. Let me unwrap this shit. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, my writing is like shit. I get Q, H. What the fuck does that mean? Two hearts. Okay. Okay. The task is to do your best. Best impression of a celebrity. Nice. Oh, shit. Damn, that's hard, dude. Can we pick? Yeah, you can pick. No, don't. Whoa, that's a twist. Can we pick? There's no twist. No, no, no, no, no. No, actually, this goes on them, because whoever they can do the best. That's a good play right there. All right. Who's up first? Do you want to go first? No. Do you like... No. I could do... I don't know. Hmm. Maybe like... A good Barbra Streisand? Do it. Do it. I would love to hear that. Let's hear that. I can't even like... Serenade me. Are you going to do like a musical number? Oh, my God. A musical number? Oh, my God. No, let her keep going. Let her keep going. Dan. What? Oh, my God. I love this studio. This is like not even close to Barbra. No, that... No. That's actually pretty rad. Yeah. I got my nails done the other day, and you never guessed who I ran into at the salon. Who's that? When I got my... I don't know. No. That was actually pretty good. I ran into Cher. You would not believe the wig she was wearing that night. Dan, oh, my God. It was despicable. How am I supposed to tell her? It was a disgrace. Next time I see her at the Hollywood Bowl, I'm going to tell her. She's running with it. Yeah, right? Okay. That was great. At the Hollywood Bowl, I can tell her like her name is Dialogue Heather. She might have the sealed locations. Reggie, come on. Dude, I'm trying to think of something. You can't fucking do Christopher Walken. Or like William Shatner. Hold on. Christopher Walken. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Shatner is an easy one, I think. Shatner? No, Shatner is not easy. Shavita. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sylvester Stallone. There you go. Hey, yo, Adrian. Okay. Adrian. Hey, yo, it's me again. Could you imagine if he had a baby with Barbra Streisand? No, that'd be the worst thing in the world. It would be like the blob. The military would come. They'd shoot that shit down. That'd be awesome. Well, I could do a Latina girl because I... Do you like... Do J-Lo. Selena. Do J-Lo or Selena. Hello, Angelo. And... I fucking hate Marc Anthony. Not or not, dude. I hate Marc Anthony. I fucking hate Marc Anthony and J-Lo too, but... Wait, aren't they married? Not anymore. Those twins separated then. Fucking not paying attention to J-Lo and Marc Anthony. Excuse me. You should always be paying attention to J-Lo. That ass is worth paying attention to. And apparently she's the best actress. Yes. Yes. No, no. I will not agree with that. I'll excuse you. Fuck this. We gotta vote. Alex, who you choosing? Jessica or Reggie? I'm going with Jessica. With the Jew girl. All right. Charles. Always, dude. Is this a Jew thing that you like? No. At this point, it doesn't even matter who I choose because Jessica's got the majority. I'm sorry, Reggie, again. You have another penalty. It's a human. I don't like these, so whatever. All right. The penalty. It is. We're going to get this beanie, and you have to put it over your head and your eyes, and you have to feel one of the judges' weenuses and guess who it is. I'm down. The weenus is the extra skin that hangs off of the elbow. You have to guess by their skin who it is. Can I see it? It's nearly impossible, but I think it can be done. It's just going to be one. Okay. I get that. You have to assume. There's three of us. Okay. Yeah. All right. So get a good look at it. Get a look at the elbows. Everybody, throw your elbows up. Do we have to show them? Yeah. Throw the elbows up. Yeah. Show them off. Throw the elbows up. Let's make this fair. Throw the elbows up. Hold on. Let me put my pin. Lift your pins. Alex, throw your fucking elbow up. There you go, buddy. There you go, man. You're not even looking. It doesn't matter. She's blindfolded. She doesn't know what's up. All right. Let's do this. All right. All right. There's an- I could have done a pretty good Puerto Rican. There's going to be an elbow approaching you. Make it loose. Make it loose. Make it loose. That's what she said. Dude. All right. You got a grip on it? That's a sleeve. You got to go lower. Lower. Now grab. You see the extra skin? Grab it. This is getting way more sexual. This is awkward. You got it? This is on like a scale from like one to ten. It's like a seven. All right. You got it? Okay. Now stop. Whose weenus is that? Personal space. That's your brother's. The doctor. Son of a- What the fuck? I'm pretty good at weenuses, dude. Wow. I think- Nailed it. I think that's- Gash nailed it. You know what the fucked up part about this whole thing is? Mm-hmm. Is that Reggie won because of that. What? I hope so. I deserve it, dude. Scored across the board. On that note, let's go to the Sonics. What the fuck? Stop it. I took a shit out of my car. I had to shit so bad that I opened my door. I was in Washington, D.C. on Wisconsin Avenue, and I pulled my pants out. It stuck just right out. Shit. I shit a hundred miles an hour. I had a woman walk by with her dog. I'm going this way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She just turned around and walked the other way. I'm sorry. That's a good thing to say. I have so many shit stories. ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ Leave for Easter late She's gonna make you win Cause she's a witch guitar solo It starts around late at night When most other people Leave untied If you hear a knocking On your door You better say it away Why Why Why do you love you with Say don't you know And do you remember That I told you so Gonna do you with Cause she's a witch Ah Ah Come on, Michael. You're interrupting. You're kidding me. God! You say Radon is silent but deadly and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth? What is this? Sit down. You know what? We're not gonna die of Radon. We're gonna die of boredom. Yeah. Right? And if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. No. That's not... Okay. All right. You were being really funny and then you went too far. guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo I can't even see myself Well, here she comes Look at that I didn't know she was runnin' like that Fallin' angel on her back I didn't know she was runnin' like that Black clothes, tattooed rose This is who I probably chose Silver beads around her neck Days of night and no sleep yet I can't even see myself I can't even see myself I can't even see myself I can't even see myself to a pint of kickoff. My name is Dan Pacinello. This is skidrowstudios.com. We're here every Monday night. This is Muddy Waters here. I just want to say goodbye to you guys and thanks for Reggie and Jessica from K-Rock coming out here to, I don't know, participate in all the shit my interns make you do. I unleashed them and they make these things for my guests and I'm sorry. It happens. Yeah, it happens. No, but thanks for having us. It was awesome. We've had a blast. We'll do a new one. Yeah. We'll do another installment. Yeah, because Jessica, this is the tie actually, so. The tie. We're going to have the tiebreaker coming up in a couple of weeks. We'll figure it out. Yeah. This is Champagne and Reefer by Muddy Waters and I just want to say goodnight to you guys. Skidrowstudios.com. Pine and Cacophony, 11 p.m. to 12 a.m. Monday night. We'll see you next week. Take care. Goodnight, motherfuckers. Goodnight. Goodnight. Well, you know it's good for your head And it'll relax your body, don't you know guitar solo guitar solo Every time I get high I lay my head down in my baby's breath guitar solo Well, you know I lay down and be quiet trying to take my breath guitar solo Well, you know she done hugged and kissed me said, mother, you're one man that I love to bed guitar solo Well, I'm gonna get high I'm gonna get high just to be sure of my name guitar solo Well, you know I'm gonna get so high this morning great great great great great great great great great great great great I'm going to be a crying shame Well, you know I'm gonna stick with my refund I ain't gonna be messing around with no cocaine I ain't gonna be messing around with no cocaine