Halloween costumes, nerd culture, and MFK game

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So today, the first topic, we're going to discuss is, since Halloween is fast approaching, we're going to talk about possibly our most awkward costume choices we've ever made. Okay. Slutty bitches out there. Seriously. Seriously. Send us pictures. It's never okay. We want to make fun of you. Everything can be sexy, people. The sexy Dora the Explorer thing, I think. What? Send us a picture if you're a sexy Dora the Explorer right now because I want to make fun of you. Look this up, Frank. Look it up. I'm wearing like a sexy hot guy boots. I just couldn't believe I saw that. I was like, okay, I think maybe the line has been crossed. He's miraculous. We saw sexy SpongeBob. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Sexy SpongeBob is like a costume you can buy in all the stores now. I would think that maybe sexy Patrick would be a bit more of a push. Like. Right. All of you wearing, you just, you paint yourself pink and you wear some shorts. I know, right? Right. Or you don't. Or you don't. Just put a dumb look on your face the whole time. Okay. Oh. Oh, come on. Come on. Something shiny. I've, for a while, I didn't really have store-bought costumes. My mom would just be like, here's what's in your closet. We're going to make you a hippie kind of deal. Last year I had a costume because I had to explain. It was a clever costume to me. I thought it was awesome. I thought it was funny, but it's a little awkward having to describe your cerebral process of you're making a comment on being a hipster. So you're dressed like a hipster. It was like. It didn't play well. People were just like, awesome poison shirt. I was like, thank you, but this is not the point I'm making. And I just felt completely awkward every time I had to explain what I was. And I was just like, at the end of the night, I was just like, some chick from the 80s who likes poison. I don't know. You're a groupie. I am. By the way, those men are way too pretty. No man should be prettier than you ladies. Remember that. And not have as good of eyebrows. Remember that. That actually kind of bothers me. When I see guys with overly done eyebrows. It's. Overly groomed. Honestly, anything more than like getting rid of your unibrow or like some minor shaping, it kind of just, it's a detractor to me. It looks so unattractive. As for awkward costumes, I honestly find the over sexualization of all of these weird characters, a little disturbing. A little disturbing. I don't think you're alone on that. No. What has happened to Halloween? I mean, it has never been particularly wholesome. Right. I mean, I can say I've been guilty of it. Like when I was working at Hustler, like I wanted to be comfortable, but I also wanted to be like cute to sell stuff. And so I just decided to wear a Jason jersey and like really short shorts and boots. And look like I was drowned. And so that was my costume. So I was slutty Jason. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I did it. But that's understandable. You were Mrs. Voorhees before Mrs. Voorhees. But now there's Mrs. Voorhees everywhere. Thanks a lot everyone. I actually have not really dressed up all that much. I really didn't celebrate Halloween or holidays in general growing up much. Tell us why. Were you a Jehovah's Witness? I was brought up as a Jehovah's Witness. Yes, you were. Is as terrifying as you think. They're terribly nice people, terribly nice, but I'm not gonna get- Wait, this is not a joke? No. Oh my God. No. Oh my God. I seriously was. I really was. They're both gay because they were in repressive religion. Oh no. Just like I have looser morals because I was raised Catholic. But anyways. It's funny how it works out that way. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I never dressed up much. So I don't have really many- For Halloween. Oh yes. Your costume was terrifying last night. What? Oh, what? I was basically dressed as I am today in a black shirt and shorts. And I walk in and I just go, hey everyone. And they're all like, oh, what do you dress up as? A rapist. They look like everyone. Don't be so with me. Yeah. The pedo staff. But we saw, but Stacey and I also saw something that I guess for like younger teens, they can't call it like sexy costumes. So we saw like a sexy Alice, but she was adorable Alice. Adorably short skirt Alice. And I was like, she still looks like a super skank people. Adorable and sexy. Like really different playing fields. This year, I already have seen it and I'm going to see it everywhere. This year, the costume is gonna be women binders full of women. Oh yeah. The binders full of women. It's gonna be binders full of women everywhere. I've already seen one. Yeah. It was really clever. It was quite funny. I was expecting it. I was. Yeah. I think a lot of people rushed out and changed their costume ideas. Oh, I'm certain. Once that happened. I'm certain. Well, it's really easy to do. I mean, just grab a binder. I know right. Put it around you and boom, binder full of woman. So I was trying to do a segue earlier, but we were talking about a well coiffed man and how that's not ideal. So why don't we discuss maybe our favorite ideal nerd boy, like, you know, from movies, could be real life. You can, I don't know, describe maybe your unrequited love. See, I don't mind being coiffed, like a man being coiffed. There's a line though. Like if he is taking as much time getting ready as I do, and I'm one of those quick women. So you have to be pretty quick. I'm like, I'm done. Let's go. Let me ask this. How long does it actually take you? And then I'm going to ask the other women, how long does it actually take you to get actually ready? I mean, we're talking like shower to. Well, yes, we'll include the whole. Like shower to makeup. Shower to makeup. You get out of bed to the point that you're out the door. Well, I mean, it depends on like how long I have. Like if I got up this morning and I had to be somewhere, it could take me five minutes. If I didn't, I would, you know, watch Pandora. I mean, watch Netflix, listen to Pandora, like lounge around, be like, oh, my eyes started off this color and now they're smoky because I had time. Well, let's say you have two hours before you have to be somewhere. How much of that time would actually be taken up by getting ready? Probably 20 minutes. 20 minutes. You're fucking nuts. Yeah, I, from shower to makeup, I take like 15, 20 minutes. Yeah. I take like 15, 20 minutes. Yeah. If I take longer than that, I hurt myself. So it is a thing. And there's gotta be some sort of like soiree going on or something for me to like take the extra. Not even for a special occasion. Even then I feel like I'm just taking my time. So is it just a thing for women to dawdle and just go? I don't dawdle. I don't dawdle. I don't dawdle. I get ready when I'm supposed to get ready. I'm super low maintenance. I require nothing. I'm- I'm even quick at the bathroom. Like, no, I'm so low maintenance. She's the fastest beer I've ever had. I am. I am. I get it done. Like, run. Done. Like, what are you doing in there? Just get out. Like, if you need that much time, you need way more than there is in the bathroom. Okay? You just need to go somewhere else. There's something else for me. I know. I'll seek professional help. I'm always afraid women have fallen in if they take too long. Yeah. Because I don't. I just assume everyone falls in. I just think that like some vortex has swallowed them up. Right. I'm not even joking. At breakfast today, when we were waiting for Rachel, I even said that comment. She was like, did she fall in? Did she get sucked in? Sometimes people like doing their taxes on the toilet, okay? Yeah. But if a guy takes longer than me, I'm like, what is wrong with you? Admittedly, if I take a long time in the bathroom, it's because I'm reading something on the internet. Thank you for that oversharing. I was having some me time in the bathroom, you know? I wanted to get away from you fools. I always assume if you guys are taking too long, you just met somebody. Well, that's another thing to assume. That's another thing to assume. It doesn't take that long. We gays are known for that. It's strange when people like update their Facebook from- Oh no, that bothers me. That bothers me. That's creepy. Checking at the bathroom. They're like reading their wall in the bathroom and then making comments. It's like, I know where you are in this house. That's super creepy. That's way creepy. Stall number two, check in. Oh, that's not right. So gross. That is not okay, people. The merit of your bathroom. That's where all those dumb mirror pictures come from. Can we have them stop? Can this happen? We'll not stop until we have little hover cameras. They're gonna be around for a while. They shouldn't. They shouldn't be around. If you don't have somebody that can hold the camera for you, maybe you shouldn't take the picture. Listen, some of us are lonely people. Some of us are lonely. It's just not a special cup. You stick to the mirror, you know? And I don't need the almost porn-like shots of you from the mirror. Why do you need to be that sad? I don't need the almost porn-like shots of you from the mirror. Oh, yeah, no. I have a friend that posts those every other day, and I don't need those. I'm sorry. No. I like those pictures. She's always on the sink, always posing in the mirror. I will tell you, if I ever see a guy has one of those photos on his Facebook, he's automatically not dateable. The worst sin of that is the duck face. Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, I disagree. Before we move on. Before we move on, have you seen, there's a picture of this girl who took a picture in the bathroom like this. With the camera above her head. And she was trying to look sexy, but if you notice, she's standing next to the toilet, and there's a piece of shit. Oh, I just love it. My favorite are those ones, or the ones where they're totally naked, and you see the shot, and then you see their kid in the bathroom. Their kid in the bathroom. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? Well, also, I think I'm super critical, and I look at those shots, and I'm like, okay, first of all, if you're taking a shot in your bathroom, why isn't your bathroom clean? Why are there towels on the floor? Makeup on the counter? Like, you've thought this out. This isn't like a spur of the moment. Oh, I'm taking a shot in the mirror. Clean up, people. Same thing with YouTube videos. If you're filming something in your room, do a little tidying. But why do you have to take a picture of yourself in the bathroom? Can't you go out into the world? No, no. You are so vain. There's still other rooms in loneliness, okay? It's just not the bathroom. The lonely hotel is huge, okay? You could also be in the library in the corner, reading Harry Potter. You could also be in the library in the corner, reading Harry Potter. You can take a picture of yourself there. It doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way. I blame those front-facing camera phone thingies. They just like give you too many options. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, let's get that, sorry, let's get that a little closer. Right on. That's awesome. Get all up in it, Nicole. You have to get that like nice and close. Yeah. Get all up. Oh, so we went way off topic. Such things happen. So ideal men are not men that take shower, you know, that take their- Oh, no. They're automatically deleted from the dating world. If you spend more time in the bathroom than me, gone. Gone. Gone. If, I'm gonna start to worry that you're meeting somebody named Bill down at the local bar, okay? If you're taking more time than me. One of the things that absolutely just decimates my opinion of a person is if I have to explain a joke to them. Oh, that's the worst. Ever have to explain a joke. Especially if it's like one of your all-time faves. Oh, yes. I don't get it. Oh, it bothers me so much. That just ruins that, ruins the joke that makes them seem way down. Way down. Way down. Nick has something to add. Hey, you guys don't use, you guys don't sit on the toilet and use your laptops? No, I do not. No, no, that's not, that doesn't work. Now they have iPads and iPhones. Wait, what's wrong with that? I thought that would, I thought the bathroom, the toilet was a place for just sitting there and thinking about- Well, you know, if you're gonna do that- Unless I'm looking up porn, Nick, I'm not using my laptop in the bathroom. No, that would be gross. Just don't take a picture. To sit on the toilet and look at porn. I'm talking about just checking your mail. I mean, that's the only reason why I can see that's conceivable. Just don't take a picture of it. I don't need that. Have you guys ever seen that picture of like, the chick taking a picture in her bathroom, she's posing in the mirror, but then you look in the toilet and- Yes. And there's shit in the toilet? Yeah. It's disgusting. That's terrible. It's disgusting. That's terrible right there. That was a sexy ass picture. Another nerd boy pet peeve of mine is when, like, nerd, or supposed nerds hit on you, but they don't know their shit. Like, I have my Gryffindor sweatshirt, and I love it, and I wear it all the time. This one guy comes up to me and he goes, so, you team Hogwarts? Ugh. What? I go, I was like, what? He goes, you're team Hogwarts. And I go, well, this is a Gryffindor shirt, so I'm team Gryffindor. But if you're talking Triwizard, yes, I guess I would be team Hogwarts. Yeah, right. And he was like, you can see, I can see his penis retract. He was like, oh, God, I'm so sorry. Right. I'm like. We're king. I did that the other day. It's like when guys will find out I'm into Wolverine, and they're like, oh, really? You're into Wolverine? Do you like Hugh Jackman? I'm like, no, no, no. I'm like the Hulk 180 type. I like that kind of Wolverine. Let me actually ask you ladies, how do you guys deal with cross likes? If you're a Marvel and they're a DC, or have you ever encountered something that you have? That's more Stacy's question, because I'm an all opportunistic on this comic book. I'm a balanced appreciation. But have you ever gotten into an argument over a fandom with someone that you've gone, like you've dated? Oh, no, not dated. Well, no, because I've never dated a nerd. Oh, well, that's unfortunate. Ever. I mean, it's not my fault. I would love to date somebody that's into the things I'm into, but I've never dated anybody that was into them. I just don't get asked out by the people that are into that stuff. Aw. Like, I mean, I know, I know. It's because I look like I do. Pretty hot. Yeah. Stacy, we can be old bags together. It's a cat. It's a cat. It's a cat. Lots of cats. And read Dark Wolverine in the corner. Maybe it's because I'm passive, but I have dated someone who was a Marvel fan, and I'm a DC fan, obviously. Duh. Duh. It's actually not that bad. At least it wasn't for me. Like, I kind of, like. Well, he's a pretty cool guy, too, though. I opened myself up to Marvel. He opens himself up to a lot of things, including Marvel. Yeah. But I've never had that issue, like, ever. Because even if I were like, oh, I don't. I always want to, like, know stuff. I, you know, like, if I don't know something, I'm always like, oh, what's this about kind of deal. And the guys I have dated that were super nerds that, like, you know, were strictly Marvel or strictly DC. And I'm like, well, why do you like it? You know, tell me. I grew up my dad taking me to comic book shops, you know, placing me on the counter when he went to go get his comics. So I'm all about everything. And if there's something I don't know, like if there's like a Dark Horse comic or, you know, there's DC or something like, I go, well, tell me what about it makes it so flipping fantastic that I have to go read it right now. And I feel like I'm that way, too. Like, I don't feel like I'm completely closed minded. I grew up, my first, like the first comic book I saved up for was Death of Superman. So obviously I read DC and I'm up on DC and I like. I think you did that because you. I like Vertigo. I read everything as a kid and my mom had a massive comic book collection in the 60s and like that was the heyday of it. I grew up with everything. And I'm also willing to listen to somebody and go, why? But if you if you come up to me and go, Marvel sucks and this is why, then fuck you, fuck you. Get away from me. That makes me feel angry. There's no reasoning behind it when they come up with something like that. Yeah. And I think like with the guys that I've been with who are who have been nerds, there's kind of I enjoy like sharing my like what I appreciate about Marvel or DC with them. And then they share what they like about it with me. And then we learn both sides and you know, you get to appreciate each one more and more like that. It's like a Star Wars, Star Trek kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Why is there a war? I don't understand. I am a Trekkie and I'm into Star Wars. Why do why do I have to battle? Very similar things almost. I don't know. I don't need to. 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I think you can like everything. I still know some boys that I say I like Star Wars and they eye roll me. They are trapped in an age of past. Called little babies. We have transcended that. We are now in an age where your interests can be anything. I've never gotten it from guys. I've gotten it from girls who are posing as nerds. Like, oh yeah, you can't. What? You have a Star Trek cup? I can't drink from that. They do that. Because they don't know what they're talking about. Exactly. You don't know what you're talking about. I grew up with Star Trek. I grew up with Star Wars. I love them both. Do you have a thought? Yeah, exactly. You can't hang with the shit. May I interject for just one second? Yes, you may. I don't know. Star Trek. The only good Star Trek was Wrath of Khan. But wait, did you see the series? Alright, I'm not going to lie. I've only seen a few of them. Well, then you cannot talk. The new one was cool. The new one was cool. Which? The new Enterprise? No, he means like the new J.J. The newest movie, which was a remake, right? More or less of the first one? It was a complete reimagining. It's a reimagining of the series. That was cool. I've seen a few other Star Trek. But I really like the Wrath of Khan. Oh, yeah. We're about to have a Wrath of Khan. I think this is happening. I think that's... What Benedict is going to play. I'm so like... God. Oh, my God. I'm literally goose-pumpled. I'm just so freaking out. I'm sorry. The Star Wars-Star Trek differences. They're very different stories. Star Wars is more of a Western samurai. Well, yeah. It's also very good versus evil. Whereas Star Trek is more about the exploration and the idea that everyone can get along. It's a journey story. Yeah, it's a journey. They're very different feels. I definitely suggest watching Star Trek, but not Enterprise. Watch everything before that. That's the best one. Ew. Just watch them all. Like, what? It's not going to kill you. It's not going to kill you. Enterprise will. It's not going to kill you to see the progression of the series. Enterprise will kill you. It will not kill you. I don't know. I've watched them all. I've watched Enterprise. I've watched Next Generation. I've watched Deep Space Nine. I've watched Voyager. Whatever. I've watched every single movie, every single series. I'm okay. With that said, I also absolutely adore Star Trek, Star Wars as well. I mean, yes, only the first three, not not episode one, two, three. Those are only first three. Even the universe, some of the stuff in the universe is so amazing. Yeah. Some of the stories. Except for Jar Jar. Jar Jar aren't Jar Jar and Mima. Even though he's my people. I like the Old Republic games. They're awesome. The Old Republic games. But yeah, definitely. Like, I can understand the love that people have for Star Wars. I think it's much more easily packaged. I think that I just think it's a lot better in every way. It's more. More action packed. It's way more entertaining. The episodes four, five and six, though, of course. Oh, yeah. One, two and three. Suck my balls. Well, episode three was it was okay. There was some cool action in it here and there. Yeah. It's all about two. Episode one, Jar Jar, he killed that movie. And episode two is kind of slow moving. That's the most story centered. Those movies were eye candy. Those were just they were very pretty. They were fun to watch. It was so wine. Oh, God. And oh, my God. Oh, Lord. I actually really hated Anakin and Padme a lot. And that it felt really incestuous and weird. It is incestuous. It felt incestuous. A little pedophilic. So gross. It was a little pedophilic. Yeah, it's definitely pederasty. A little bit. A little bit. Hey, he grew up really high. There's different rules in the universe. But she loved him at ten. Ten. She was like, I love you, Annie. There was that scene where he's huffing and puffing in bed, though. And I was at the perfect age that that was like, oh. It was simple. Star Wars was your porn. Yes, it was. It happened. But you know, I've watched the cartoon Attack of the Clone Wars. Oh, they're really good. And that's really good. Like, if you watch that and then you watch the movie Attack of the Clone Wars, you're like, oh, this is like, why didn't they just, oh, you money-grubbing hoe. Why didn't you just do this from the beginning? Yeah. You mean the Attack of the Clone Wars? The Clone Wars. Yeah, I saw a little bit of it when I first was on TV on Cartoon Network. Yeah, it was pretty cool. It was cool. Some of the storylines that they go into there with like Shaak Ti and the other Sith that are involved and oh my God, it's so amazing. And the art for it, I believe that's Genndy Tartakovsky or if not, it's the same person who did Samurai Jack. I don't know. I would look it up, but my internet isn't working. It makes me happy. I'm like, why didn't you just do this? Like I said, he's a money-grubbing hoe. Not anymore. He's retired. Okay. Only doing love projects now. He's retired because everyone complained about it. Okay. Stop being mean. He made so much money off this merchandise. He could like, he can like- He made so much money off of the girls in this room. It's unbelievable. He could have like a death match between him and Oprah who has more money. He would win. When do you expect that the fans will revolt and storm into Skywalker Ranch and just take all of the footage? Just protect it. I'm surprised they didn't. I'm surprised they didn't. I'm surprised they didn't. I'm surprised they didn't. I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. I'm surprised it hasn't happened. Really? After maybe like the second one, they were like, what is this shit? I'm surprised there has not been a mob. I know. Wow. It made my heart cry. It made me sad. It made me really sad. So sad. It made my wallet cry. Yeah, it made my wallet cry too. It made my wallet cry, but- Watching that series and kind of how it's developed really kind of shows me the differences between- Yeah. How the nerddom has changed since they were made, since the 70s to the 80s to the 90s. Yeah. Because back then it seems like nerddom, especially fantasy and sci-fi, was more about how amazing this story is, how cool these scenes are, how interesting these characters are. Now it's, oh, that's a cool fight. They were also like way truer. Oh, that's a pretty explosion. You know, I remember- They actually told the story. Like when I was little, my brother's the reader in the family. So he had just read The Hobbit and my mom found the old school 70s cartoon and we watched that, man. Loved that. Oh, I loved that cartoon. It's kind of creepy but awesome. I was so about that. And that was just like, that was, I was like, this is the book. If I were to read the book, I could imagine this taking place. Not saying that the Peter Jackson ones were not the same, but that's how I felt. Like the 70s and 80s was true to the art form. Have you guys seen The Dark Crystal? Oh, yes. No. I have never seen Dark Crystal. No, and I bought two. I haven't. I know. I know it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. I'm putting it on my Netflix list right as we speak. Oh my God. It's happening. Done. I like to watch Labyrinth and then The Dark Crystal. Oh, God, yeah. Labyrinth, like, together in one day. I had this brilliant idea that getting high and watching Labyrinth would be amazing. It is. It was not amazing. It is. It was not amazing. It was amazing until the point where they started taking off their heads and singing that song. I want to sing that song. I want to sing that song. I want to sing that song. And I was like, and... It's not as bad as when Seth MacFarlane bleeds from his face. No. I'm sorry, Seth MacFarlane. You're bleeding from your ears. What has happened to the nerd sense then? I mean, we used to have substantial works and now it seems it's becoming so mainstream. It's becoming so geared towards the popular audience that it's lost its heart. I'll tell you what happened. In the 80s, nerds were nerds. They were bullied. They were picked on. I think being outcast made us more creative. And it was like, it was on the fringe and now fucking hipsters. Yeah. Like, look at me. I'm like, look at me ironically wearing my Captain America shirt. I'm so nerdy. No. You had to take the Instagram shot. See, I disagree. I think what happened was that there was a lot more nerds than we probably even knew. Yeah. We were all just too afraid. And also the nerds of the 70s and 80s grew up and became the leaders of these different empires. And now they're making the media that we now watch. Oh my God. They made our world. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm angry at what they made. Exactly. So you have to eat it. I do think at least the image of the nerd in film and stuff, they're definitely cool now, which is to me- They're so cute. It's the anti-nerd. Just putting a jock in glasses is not a nerd. Oh, but it's hot. But it's hot. It's so hot. I mean, you can keep doing it. That's what I love about the guys from The Big Bang Theory. They're so... They're so... They are nerdy. Yeah. I hate that show so much. Oh, I love it. I'm sorry. No, that show bothers me on so many levels. I'm shutting your mic off. It's pretty funny. It bothers me on a lot of levels. It is a horrible show. I've seen like one episode. It's asinine. But the nerds have also become sort of like the heroes too, because we have all this technology and we have all these apocalyptic scenarios where the technology takes over and the nerd has to save us because he's the only one that knows how to use the computer right or something like that. Right. It's true. And so they've sort of been romanticized that way and become sort of the hero. But I love just the awkward, he's falling over himself to try to talk to me, classic nerd. Like my favorite nerd in film is, I love George McFly. He's my favorite. He just, everything about him is just adorable and cute. He's so great. And I want to go to the enchantment under the sea dance with him. And those underwear. Oh, yeah. That underwear. He just comes in and he's like, Vader, talk to me. And like from Planet Vulcan. And I just, I love everything about that character. He's so cute. And they have underwear. Sorry, go ahead. I was going to say like, well, that's what I grew up with. Like I grew up with like Revenge of the Nerds. I grew up with like Crispin Glover. I grew up with like, you know, even the John Hughes nerd was still like nerdy enough. They're like- The Anthony Michael. Oh, like Farmer Ted and his friends were like, oh my God, we're going to take like this video and like, this is going to be awesome. I'm like, that was John Hughes. Like, that's what I imagined he was like as a kid. And now I watch these movies where it's like Peter Parker is supposed to be a nerd until like, he's supposed to be, nobody looks at him. He's scrawny. He gets picked on. He's just not cool. I'm not talking about Andrew Garfield. I'm not talking about Andrew Garfield. No. I'm just saying he's supposed to be that way. And now like Hollywood or the movies have glamorized him to be like, hey, I'm, I'm going to be like, hey, I'm, I'm handsome, but I'm even more handsome now that I got bit by a radioactive spider. I so disagree with that. I think Andrew Garfield is a nerd. Like I think he's perfect casting for this role. It made my, like my eyes twitching. You know what's trippy is the transition in characters and actually appearance as well of Anthony Michael Hall in John Hughes movies to his role in Edward Scissorhands. Oh, right. That was him, right? He was, uh, he became the jock. Yeah. He was a jock. He, that guy, he was a jerk in Edward Scissorhands. Winona Ryder's boyfriend in that movie, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's a major character transition right there. That's full circle right there. Well, look at, look at the transition from there as well. Look at Tim Burton. I mean, he's completely changed from where he's come. He's very, he's become mainstream and like lives off merchandising. I hate what he's putting out nowadays. I hear that Frankenweenie is good. Um, I don't know. I'm very excited about it. Well, I love the original. The original is amazing. Yeah, I grew up with it. But I have issues just in general, just his style has become so contrived. It's, oh, look at me. I'm grim and kind of cute. Oh, fuck you. No, I'm done. Let me put my wife in everything now. Yeah, I agree. Okay, no, that's fine. I'm fine with that. That's fine. She's amazing. She is a woman. Just put her in everything. I'm good with that. I think Sweeney Todd was the last one that I really liked from him. I actually didn't care for it. And then I, I just kind of checked out. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, Tim. You know, Timber. Please don't hurt us. Please come on that show though. We love you. I still love you. I like Sleepy Hollow too. Oh, yes. Sleepy Hollow, I think, was the last thing where I was like, okay, I will pay for this because I like it and I like you. Now I just go, oh, it's a Timber. Do I like the actors in it? Yes. Big Fish came out after. That was a really good movie. Oh, Big Fish was good. Yeah. I think Big Fish is the last movie of his that I liked. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't see, what was that vampire one that just came out? Dark Shadows. Dark Shadows. I had heard that it was okay. I hadn't seen it. Was that him? Yeah. Oh. And it was based off of the, well, it was based off of the 70s. The seven, yeah. My mother almost named me after a character, Angelique. My mom always named me Angelique. That's awesome. I had issues. Really? With it. A lot of issues. A lot of issues. I mean, that's what I hear. I hear a lot of people have issues with it, but it was okay. Oh, you just had a lot of issues? Just a lot. She's just going to say it. She's not going to tell us what those issues are. She's just going to say, I had a lot of issues. Well, how about Dark Shadows? Well, what am I supposed to do? You're like busted open. None of you, I'm the only one who's literally seen it. I've seen it. Let me just ruin it for you. Oh, you saw it. I saw it. Oh, you saw it. Oh, you haven't seen it. I saw it. Let me watch it. We can discuss it again. We can discuss Dark Shadows another day. We should actually watch the series. Yeah. And then watch the movie. And then discuss Dark Shadows. And there's two versions. And one Joseph Gordon-Levitt was on. We will watch that one. Joseph Gordon-Levitt can be on. No, because that one's horrible. It's the number one. Joseph, just do more movies where you're naked. Joseph, if you're out there, do more of me. Joseph, Joseph. Actually, like all of us. If you come in the show, we promise not to rape you. I don't promise. Shh. Promise not to rape you. Promise. But you'll enjoy it after a while. We promise. You guys are insane. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane. All right guys well, I guess we should get into our game that we play every week. This is a special edition of MFK This is an old boy edition Yeah We should all do it this week Take three names And then pass it around Pass it pass the dutchie on the right hand side Didn't know you liked the dutchie I don't like the dutch A dutch a dutch I dated the whole country Oh my god, oh yay So it's marry fuck kill Wait let me guess I get the people I do not absolutely fucking want This is a sad like game to play because you really don't want to kill any of these people But maybe I'm good with what I got That's why I chose the people I chose I was like who would you want to kill? Come on people Okay, so we'll let our guests go first who'd you choose and what would you do to them? Is it sad that I don't know who one of them is No, who is that? You don't know say anything get off the show. Oh say anything off the show. Okay. I'm good Okay, Lloyd Rick Castle We're gonna talk about that after you decide what to do to them And Michael 10 things I hate about you David, okay, so he's he's I Also scared. Yeah, Michael. Yeah, okay. He's the he's the one that ends up with a Shakespeare girl It's and things I hate about you the Shakespeare girl. Yeah, he's he's the nerd friend of Joseph Hmm he's a nice little Jewish boy I love say anything is maybe like Right. I mean who doesn't want that? You know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't Boxer. Kickboxers is for the future. Yeah, Nathan Fillion. I have... That's a Mary. Oh, man. It's not Nathan... I think people are not understanding. It's the character. What would you do with the character? Rick Castle is wealthy, sweet, great with women. He takes care of his mom and his daughter. Awesome relationship with his child. Yeah, amazing father. Amazing... That's what I'm saying. Don't think of it as what would I do with Nathan Fillion. Think of it as how would I do it. What are the three options again? Marry them, kill them, or fuck them? I would probably marry Rick Castle and fuck Lloyd Dobler. And then, unfortunately, you know... She's going to do things I hate about you. Telling the guy she doesn't know. Yeah, I'm telling him. He's got to go down. You can't replace... It's JGL or nothing, really. Heath Ledger was also in that movie. Patrick Verona, he wasn't so bad. I can't really... I can't have sex with him now. JGL is kind of what's left on the table with that one. And what I would do to them... Well, for the marriage thing, I would definitely go on as many awesome... tropical vacations and we would spend money on each other and have massages and all kinds of... And he'd write a novel about you. Oh, yeah. You could be his next Nikki Heat. With Lloyd, I would probably want to do some really kinky stuff. Like, maybe... Kickboxing. He's sweet, but you know there's got to be that side to him that likes... You wouldn't buy anything sold or processed? Maybe a little bit of bondage there. Who knows? And he has some music going on. Hello. Some domination. The hammer is my penis. Just keep playing it. That's going to be our answer for everything. That should be my rain down. And what was the... Ten things I hate about you, Guy. Well, you're going to kill him, so... I'm going to kill him, but if I were to kill him, I would... I heard that... I actually heard this on... The huge... I think it was a Family Guy episode. And it was just crazy ways to kill... No, I was watching The Raven. I take that back. I was watching The Raven. And I was watching Family Guy before that. I don't know how I could get them confused. But he was talking about ways he could pose, thinking about ways he could kill people. And one of them was give him an enema of boiling tar. Wow. That sounds comfy. I just clenched. My ancestor was creepy. Oh, my God. I think that's my... That's awesome. My hand there. All right, Stacey, who'd you get? I got Ned Gold from Seventeen again. Oh. Yeah. Wait, Ned Gold as young Ned? As young Ned or like wealthy Ned? Ned Gold is the... Right, as the young Ned or wealthy Ned? I'm going to say wealthy. Okay. I'm going to say wealthy. Just go with wealthy. Randy Meeks from Scream. Nice. And Sheldon Cooper. Nice. I love Sheldon. Um, okay. So I'm going to marry Ned Gold. Cause let's face it. He has like the greatest nerd collection ever. And he throws amazing parties at his house. Even though he's not always at them. So I'm going to marry Ned Gold. Um, okay. So I kind of want to kill Sheldon Cooper cause I just haven't... If you don't know him, kill him. I haven't watched the show. Like... No, you want to kill him. So I'm going to... I like his obnoxiousness. I'm going to kill Sheldon Cooper just cause... because that's how I am. And Randy Meeks, we're going to have a really hot night of, like, sex and talking about horror movies and, like, who's going to survive, and then he'll die at the end, and it's going to be pretty sad. Sweet. That's sad. Just a little. Cisco, who jacked you? Well, I have only one thing to say about my options. Good news, everyone. I got Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Oh, you wish. Leave. Get out. I got Cameron James. I got JD from Heather, and I got Ducky. Bye, Ducky. But he sings tenderly. I don't care. That hair bothers me. But he's super gay. It's overcoiffed. It's overcoiffed. That's that bolo tie. I killed it for you. Actually, he's not super gay. In the original ending, he actually got the girl. I know, but neither of them liked it, so he made some kind of wonderful, he got to make the movie, but it's a different conversation for a different time. I, of course, am going to fuck JD from Heather's. Right? He's super edgy, super bad. He'd blow up a school for you. Oh, yeah. There you go. I wouldn't want to stick with that. You don't stick with crazy. That's a real man. You don't stick with crazy. Especially when you're already like an associate path. I know, I know. It was just inflamed by crazy more. Exactly. You guys would kill the world. We'll have like a whirlwind romance where we blow up some stuff. It'll be nice. She did. And then I'll marry Cameron James. No. No. No. He's going to be mine forever. No. He'll be muffin. I don't want to read. I don't want to read. I don't want to pick. No. I don't want to re-pick. I didn't get anybody really hot. Who'd you choose? Me? Yeah. Frankie. I'm just going to start off by saying this is the easiest decision I've ever had to make. I got Ted Logan, who I'm going to kill. Why? This is why. Because I'm going to fuck the shit out of Clark Kent. And I'm going to marry Peter Parker. And then, I'm going to convince them to get into a polyamorous relationship with me. Wait. Hold on a second. So you'd fuck a DC and you would marry a Marvel. Yeah, because Peter Parker. See, it's like, one is like the girl you don't take home to mom. And the other one is like the one you live with and love the rest of your life. Plus, you could go like, I don't know. That's Marvel. It's Marvelous. No, because I'm going to get them both in the end. I'm so sorry. We were learning so late. I forgot to introduce. My co-host today. Oh, well, that's because we had the awkward startup. Yeah. Frank and Cisco and Anastasia are here with me as always. And our wonderful sound person has been interjecting. Our producer is Nick Chacon. Wait, do you guys get mad when I interject? No. I love when you interject. Because I'm just back here and the internet is down. Shut the fuck up, Nick. I just need a way to pass the time. Shut the fuck up and interject. Interject all over me, please. You're a member of awkward podcasts. Wait, wait. I do have a question. I have a question, though, about Christian Slater. Yeah. What movie was it where he works at a radio station and he's all creepy? Yeah, Pump Up the Volume. That one was great. He runs a pirate radio? Yeah, yeah. And he's all creepy. So, it's a story of our life. It is. It is what it is, people. It is what it is. Yeah. That one's great. Does anyone else love it when Nick interjects? I love it. I love it. Wait. If anybody got the guy that ruined guys for me, I'm going to go with Nick. I'm going to go with Nick. I'm going to go with Nick. I'm going to go with Nick. I'm going to go with Nick. I'm going to jump over the table and kill you. You've already gotten me. No, I didn't. I got the guy that ruined guys for me. Yay! Okay. So, I got Jake Ryan. What? Louis Tully. Hello. And Kenny Fisher. Well, let's see. If I could get the coolness out of Kenny Fisher. Oh, shit, man. This is hard. Okay. Okay, I'm going to marry Jake Ryan because, well, I've wanted to since I was 13 and didn't realize I couldn't. Plus, I'm going to marry Jake Ryan because Michael Schofield now lives in Colorado, makes furniture. It's all very groovy. Had really two good movies. It's great. You know, he was in Mermaids with Cher and Winona and then he was in 16 Ks and Y Ring. Well, I don't see a problem. Jake Ryan would never forget my birthday. That was proven. He would probably every year be like, okay, I know, honey. It's your birthday. We got to do the whole candle on the table thing when we kiss over it. I'd be like, sure, no problem, buddy. Wait for me at a church. It's cool. So, Lewis Tully. Well, it's the toughie because he's smart and he hunts ghosts. Well, okay, I would kill Kenny Fisher just because he's a tool. I mean, he turned out to be awesome at the end, but he's a fucking tool and I don't deal with tools. Lewis Tully, I guess I would sleep with because we could like have sex and then go like on a ghost hunting mission or something. And then I could like, you know, be with everybody and like Slimer could be my, well, I don't want Slimer in there. That was so awkward. Wow. Someone's been the ghost fucking. But like, Lewis would be awesome. We could talk like science-y stuff and be like. Idea. You can have sex and you can use Slimer as the lube. As the lube. There you go. Slimer knows. There you go. Hot. Eat devils. That was why I saw a card the other day, which was like, and it was great that this card was this color. It was lime, Slimer green and the license plate said Slimer one. Nice. And I was like, badass. That's commitment. Yep. Badass. Oh, okay. So, now that we've played our little game, we're going to ask our little questions that we ask everybody and these are our special We're going to fire them at you real fast. Ooh, it's like rapid fire. You just got to boom, boom, boom, think. Think and answer. Ready? Ready. Cisco, go first. Are you registered to vote? Yes. Good. And what's the part two? Well, you had a part two that made it really awkward. There was more. What fetishes are you interested in? What fetishes and are you registered to vote? That was the awkward question. Registering to vote is not an awkward question at all, people. Well, I dig the whole polyamorous thing. I kind of think that, well, I don't care if I sound sexist. I think men have issues with monogamy. Oh, they do. And so, I think that, you know, if they're not going to stick to it, why should you have to? I think society's evolving. Yeah. And I definitely like toys and I definitely like being the dominant as opposed to the submissive. You like being the dominant one? Very much so. That is some guy's fantasy. Oh, I know. Trust me, I know. She doesn't have a problem in that department. Because I'm not done vomiting. Oh. Stacy, I would think. Ian bought. My question is, if you could be killed by any horror movie villain, who would it be and why? Oh, my goodness. Norman Bates. And probably because I know he would clean up the mess really well after. That's what matters. And he might like cook me a meal before, which would be kind of nice. And he's got that really awkward weirdness about him that I just like. That's why I love him. Okay. So, Frank, what's your question? Sex with Aquaman or Death by Firing Squad? I'm one of those people that actually loves Aquaman. Oh, okay. Well, there you go. I really like the series Batman Brave and the Bold. And I think that Aquaman is really awesome and way over the top. And just like, he embraces the corniness. And I love that about him. And so, I would have no problem. What if he's into like really kinky fetishes? I'm gonna piss on your face. And then I'm gonna bomb your mouth. Yeah, and I'm gonna shit on your mouth. Like an archaic. I really want to take that away from him. Well, if we're under the sea, it would wash off pretty quick. But he'd smell like, he'd smell like fish. Like fish. Okay. So, my question is just not awkward. It's just a preference question. 80s Anthony Michael Hall or present day Anthony Michael Hall? Oh, 80s. Definitely 80s. I think the last thing I saw him in was Batman as the reporter. And I just, I don't know. I don't like him serious. I like him skinny and scrawny and weird. And I think he's funnier that way. I like him in the Dead Song. I think he's awesome. Oh, the Dead Song. Yeah, the Dead Song is good. He's pretty awesome as John Smith. I'm a vintage Anthony Michael Hall fan. Yeah. We've yet to find somebody that's like, I like present day Anthony Michael Hall and his bodybuilder and his own neck. Yeah, exactly. I haven't seen him. I probably would. No, you wouldn't. Well, folks, I think that just almost about does it. I'd like to plug a few things before we go. Next week. What is this accent? I don't know. I don't know. I just decided to do it. Next week is going to be our discussion of our movie club movie, Idle Hands. So if you've not yet watched that, get on it. Watch it. Get on it now. If you can find it, please tell me where. If you can find it, please tell us. Let us know. In two weeks, Stacey and I are going to be on the Angry Dorks podcast. That's every Monday live six to seven. We're going to be there with, you know, that gang. That's October 29th. And Cisco has a show coming up next week. Oh, yes. Remember everyone, you should probably tune in next week. I'm a little turned on right now. It sounds really good. It sounds really good. It sounds really good. It sounds really good. It sounds really good. This is like the last three minutes, like last two seconds. Everyone, tune in next week. We're going to have my show. It's going to be about gay pop culture. We're going to have an interview with Northwest Press. Yay, we love them. And then coming up down the pipeline, we have some other cool episodes coming up next month with some video game themed stuff. Yeah. Check us out on Facebook. Check us out on Twiddles. Yeah. If you guys are on the Tumblr, please follow us on Tumblr. Follow us on Pinterest. Those are both Awkward Conversations Podcast. And remember, Twitter is us. Twitter is Awkward Convo. Awkward Convo Pod. At Awkward Convo Pod. You can also check us out here at skidrowstudios.com. And subscribe to us on iTunes. Subscribe to us on iTunes. Follow us on, get us on Stitcher. Facebook is facebook.com slash awkwardconversationspodcast. Just real quick, I'm going to shamelessly plug my independent horror movie since it's Halloween coming up. Yes. And it's going to be a little bit of a It's called Roadside Massacre. And it's available on Amazon on DVD. And... That sounds awesome. She is busty. It's done by MKSK Productions. And Scott Kirkpatrick is the director. So check it out if you want to find awesome horror movies. Definitely. And we'll post the link to that as well. Yeah, yeah. We'll post the link on our page and everything. And all that. Oh, also, a couple of our friends are involved in Delusions. Oh, yeah. So be sure to see that. Yeah. They extended the show like three months ago. Three more days. If you want to find tickets or info on that, go to www.hauntedplay.com. And so you can check that out. It's really fun. It's like an interactive play. You go in different rooms and different scenarios happen. Sounds fun. I think I've been in something like this before. Yeah. It's super blast. Oh, wait. That was a bathhouse. Well, I think, yeah. Guys, that just about does it. I want to thank our guests. Yay. I don't want to thank our guests. for joining us on this actually lovely Saturday afternoon in LA. It's nice and gray. I mean, people. I love it. I can't wait till it rains today. It's very doom and gloom and Halloween-y. I'd like to thank my wonderful host. I love Halloween-ies. Me too. They're here every Saturday, you know, rain or shine. They're pretty awesome people. Yeah. And I'd like to thank our producer for today, Nick DeCone. He's awesome sauce as well. And you guys have an awesome afternoon. Awesome afternoon. Go on, guys. Have an awesome afternoon. Will you stop doing that? You're turning me on. I mean, seriously? Seriously, Batman, get out of my body. Stacy, she's busty. Bye, guys. Bye. Bye. Oh, no. Not the...! Psycho fanboy. Color fools with sociopath sassy pants. Get ready. Initiate a walk-word conversation in three, two, one. . . .