I'm popping out my own titties here, doing my own titty, juggling to get my energy going for the show today. Welcome to Blame It On Ginger. I am Ginger Lynn, and I have a special guest co-host today. Camp Elaine's in studio with us. Hey, I had so much fun last time. I had to come back. I am so glad that you came back. I really, really am. Well, I am glad to be here, and I have to ask you a question. Uh-oh. You said the last time, Blame It On Ginger or Mercury is in retrograde. Right. Okay. My phone has sort of died. My computer, I got it fixed last week. It cost a small fortune. My poor dog got... I had fleas. I had to take him to the vet, which cost me a huge fortune. And then... For fleas? For fleas. You have no idea. Fleas are... Fleas treatments are terrible. Oh, really? Comfortus? Did you do Comfortus? No, I did... It begins with an R. Oh. But I did another one, and that one didn't work. And so, anyway, the poor thing was itching and scratching and everything. So, then my computer, I swear it has... Ebola. I swear it has Ebola. It's not just your computer. And normally, I would say, blame everything on Ginger. But I've had the same kind of day. My computer crashed as I was shipping, right in the middle of it. Just... It came back on, but I can't get UPS to work on it right now. For some reason, USPS... I can't get the screen to come up. Then, on the way here, my flat tire light goes off. And I know the little button, and usually, it's just the balance is off. So, I push the little button, and I turn the little... I push the little button, and I turn the little button. And I turn the little red light off. And a few minutes later, it comes back on, and I get to work. And I pull in the parking garage, and my back left tire is completely flat. So, I go to look in the trunk, and I pick it up, and there's no tire in there. So, I just got off the phone with the tire people, and they said that's because I have... The car that I have, they're run flats. And that I can drive for up to 50 miles, and I live 37 from here. So, I think I might just take the chance and drive my car home. I'll wait till AAA gets here and then decide. But it's not blame it on Ginger. Mercury in retrograde. And it's a full moon tonight, I think. Oh, God. That's right. Yeah, full moon. Oh, no. And my dad's the one. He's acting funky and asking me if I'm okay. So, I don't know what this Mercury thing is, but... There's something going on out there. There's definitely shit going on that's not good. So, what are you going to do about your computer? Well, eventually, you are going to call him because he promised he was going to be there this morning, and he did not show up. He didn't show up? No. And he said to me, he calls me later and says, I've got more important things to do. I don't have time to spend two hours on your computer. Now, isn't this your computer repairman? Well, it's a new one that I'm using because the other one, I figured, if it got Ebola and it cost me a small fortune, this guy says, I swear I can fix it for you. I swear I can fix it for you. So, we are going to hold him to it. All right. What's his name? His name is Mike. Mike. All right. We'll talk to Mike. I can't even get the tweets to go right because when I try to tweet a picture, it takes me to the first picture. This new upgrade on your iPhone is really messed up. Yeah, I'm not liking it at all. I don't know. It's just been one of those days. And then I just got back from Las Vegas. I went there for the weekend for four days. How much did you win? My biggest win was $450-something. Yeah, and I play penny slot machines. So, you know, it's... But you know what I don't like about Vegas anymore is you don't hear on the slot machines, you don't hear cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching. I mean, even if you win 10 cents, cha-ching. Yeah, well, I like the sounds when they have them. Yeah, you can adjust them now on some of the machines. Oh, okay. Yeah, they've got a lot of the new video ones have adjustments on them. But, you know, I want to talk about something that nobody usually talks about. We're going to go off topic here while we're trying to... We're going to get Mike on the line. We're going to chew him a new one. But, you know, when you go away from home, you do things differently. You don't eat the same. You don't drink the same. You don't do anything the same. You drink more than you're supposed to drink. And there are after effects. Yes. And they're not always pleasant ones. No, and you usually get bloated and tired and run down and everything. And sometimes you even get constipated. Well, I've had something that's... I'm just going to come out and say it. You know what? I've had poopies. I've had poopies now for three days since we got back from Las Vegas. Everything's out of whack. And so I thought, let's just go off onto a weird subject today and just talk about poop just for a little bit. Does that affect you? Does it change you? No, but you know what happens? It's from your diet changing. Is that what it is? It is. Because sometimes when I'm on a set and they have either lots of junk food or weird food from, not craft service, but, you know, when they bring in the food. Catering. Catering. That's slower. I knew what you were looking for, Lace. Sounds like. And so anyway, sometimes that food, there's something in it and it totally changes. It changes your body. Well, they cook it differently. Yes. Because like, I remember being on a set doing extra work and they had this huge tray of artichokes and nobody had an artichoke. So I was like looking, can I get one of those artichokes? They're like, no, that's only for like the crew. And I was like, oh, I go. And then I waited and nobody ate any of them. I'm all, can I get one of those? What are you gonna do with those? They go, we're gonna throw them away. I'm like, well, can I get one before you throw them away? No, because it's only for the crew. I'm like, but the crew's not eating it. And they're like, we can't give you those. And I'm like. All right. So I walked off and then the guy's like, come here. And then he gives me one. He's all, don't let anybody see you with it. So I hid and ate my artichoke. Because obviously there's some kind of weird food etiquette. There's like these food things going on. Oh, well, totally. When you're on set, it's okay. They always say. No, just so people know, you are an actress. I am an actress. What can we have seen you in? So before you go. Well, as a matter of fact, even as we speak at the Lam Lee, I'm in a movie called The Heartbreaker's Revenge. And I play the judge. You play the judge. Yes. The Heartbreaker's Revenge. It's based on a true story. Oh, good for you. And that's at the Lam Lee on Sunset? The one in Beverly Hills. The one in Beverly Hills. The music hall. Oh, that is so fucking cool. And then this weekend, I'm in my first film festival at the Glendale International Film Festival. And I entered a brand new episode of my web series, Campy Lane. So nobody has seen it. If you want to see it, you're going to have to come to the film festival. And where is the film festival? It's in Glendale. It's in Glendale? Like at the gallery or something? No, no, no, no. It's called the Glendale International Film Festival. It's on Facebook. It has its own page and everything. So you can, you know, go to that. Oh, that would be fantastic. So you're working a lot. Well, not as much as I need to be now because all my electronic things are breaking. Mercury's fucking up everything right now. I know. I'm telling you. So all the money I'm making is leaving. But here's the good news. Since I was on last time and I told you about how all my Twitter accounts were canceled. Yes. Twitter gave me back my account. They did? Yes, at Camp Elaine. So now people can tweet me at Camp Elaine. But I'm so confused. The aggressive following. Aggressive following. That's what they said because I would friend people and I would send them a video. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. so they would know who I was. So it's sending the video back, maybe? I think it was sending the video because so many videos went out and I was starting to get like lots of hits. So I think that they were thinking that it was cutting in on buying sponsorships or commercial time or whatever via Twitter. I don't know. I don't understand it, but everyone else seems to do it. I don't know if you can buy anything on it. Oh. Well, Facebook now- They sell things on the sides. Yeah. When you bring stuff up, it's easy to miss it, but it's subliminal. There's always like a little ad for this or an ad for that or a little something. And they make you pay for that. And you have to pay for that. Oh, yes. Okay. I don't pay for anything on my Facebook, so I'm not aware. Well, on Facebook now, if you have your own page, they have a thing if you want to boost your exposure or whatever, or they'll guarantee you, X amount of money. X number of likes. Now, that's not real. Those aren't real likes. You're buying them. No. I know. No, that's not the same. So I refuse to do it. So everyone has to go to my Facebook page, Campy Lane, or they can go to the professional page, which they consider your fan page, and it's very easy, Campy Lane fan page, or fan page, Campy Lane, and just like it. Okay. I did one of those. I need to delete that thing because I started to make one. Yeah. You know what? I've got so many things going on that all I do is tweet, and everybody keeps telling me you need to Instagram. You need to Instagram. Oh, I know nothing about Instagram, and it's like way too confusing between Facebook, two Facebook accounts, and now I'm going to have like four Twitter accounts, which I don't have time for. What is Instagram? Instagram's just quick. You just like post a picture. You don't even have to talk about it. You just post it. It's quick, but nudity isn't allowed. Oh, well, then what am I going to do with Instagram? Nothing. Nothing. There's absolutely nothing. I figured it was relevant to say, right? It's relevant to say that. Okay, wait. Well, let's get some tits out really quickly. There you go. Wait a minute, Stevie. There was some Instagram boobs. No, there's a butt. I've got titties out there. Oh, look at how funny. It looks like I have two sets of tits with my bra up like this. Maybe I'll just hold on to it. There you go. Is that better? I got to see if it's... No. No, you're too far. The phone's acting funny. Is it acting funny, Stevie? It's Mercury. It's Mercury. Getting my titties in the picture, getting them out for the boy. There you go. The boys and girls there. Give them to Mayor. I'm going to put them back. You know what? This photo is for you, Jeff, out there. Jeff, my driver. I want to thank you for always doing me favors. Oh, Jeff. Is he the limo guy? Jeff's my limo guy. Okay. And at the convention that we did, you and I were at the Hollywood, the Quartz Celebrity Convention. Right. Which one did you do in Vegas? I didn't do one in Vegas. I finished the Quartz Celebrity and that was Friday and Saturday. Right. And then Sunday I went over and did Days of the Dead. Well, I don't know if you remember Susanna Lee who was sitting next to me. Yes. Yes. Susanna, well, she came over. Who looks like Joe Biden's wife. Yes. Yes. She came over and did the other convention with me but had no ride home then. The Quartz, the convention, they had promised her a ride but things didn't go the way that they had planned. So I called my driver and he gave her a half price discount to get her back to them. How cool. Yeah. So those titties are for Jeff. Jeff, a shout out to you. Make sure that it says these are for you, Jeff. I need, what was your Twitter again? At Camp Elaine. At Camp Elaine? Yes. At Camp, okay. Or it's Elaine Ballas. B as in boy, A-L-L-A-C-E. There we go. Okay. B-A-L-L-A-C-E, Elaine. Right. And they can find me on Facebook at Camp Elaine. Okay. I got it. And I can't wait till after this weekend and I pray that Camp Elaine wins something. Now, what is Camp Elaine? Well, it's kind of me extended. It's kind of a ditzy character who always ends up at the wrong place at the wrong time. Story of my life. That's my life. Yeah. My life too, you know, but it's like, I mean, it would be like a typical thing of this is the perfect show because who would know? Who would know that everything is so perfect here and, it's so much fun and you are so delightful and so charming and wonderful and Camp Elaine is just this character that's out there and she gets booked on a radio show and it's with a former porn star. So it's following your life. Yeah. Oh, that, now, what's the most bizarre thing that's ever happened to you that's ended up on one of the episodes of Camp Elaine? Well, unfortunately, I have not done that many and they've been not really scripted because it's improv. But it's sort of sketched out so it's loosely scripted like reality TV. Is there lots of nudity in it? Or violence? And strong language? You know what? There would be, the problem, if I were nude, then there would be lots of violence and strong language because they would say, what? And you fill in the blanks. What is she doing? You know, and why is she wasting our time? What the blank is she doing? Exactly. I want to see how good of an actress you are. We have a little cyber sex. We're talking about computers and how they've gone astray and we've had problems with it. I don't know if this is going to work or not. We've got two copies of it. And what this is, it's cyber sex is very popular these days. I've Skyped. How do you like Skype? Because I've only heard horror stories about Skype as far as people say they can't either see or hear or something. They can't see me because I put tape over my phone. So. Yeah. You can Skype with your phone? I thought you had to do it with your computer. Oh, I'm thinking FaceTime. People try to FaceTime me and I'm like, I put the, this is on here so nobody can see me. No, wait. What is that? I don't know. I've never done it. FaceTime, what it is, is when you make a phone call, I could pick up my phone right now and call you on FaceTime. And if you have an iPhone, when you answer or when it comes up on your phone, it'll say FaceTime call and then you hit accept and we can see you. We can see each other. So we can just see each other on our phone. I can hold my phone out here and talk to you and look at you while you're looking at me. Now Skype is, I've only done it once and I did it without video. I didn't want the video. I just wanted just the audio and I've used it for interviews. I've used it for, that's basically just for interviews. So I didn't have a problem with it, but I know that it does shut down quite a bit. So during the interview, there were three or four times we would have to reboot and start the interview over. So if you turn this and pull this out, I thought it might be fun if we had a little game where we play a cyber sex, just play two different characters that are going through, that are having sex. Should I take both pages out or just- All of the pages because you're going to read all the dialogue. All of it? You're going to be, would you rather be well hung or sweetheart? Let me see. Who has the best dialogue? We don't even know. We don't know yet. This is a cold read. It's a cold read. A cold read. So just pull all the sheets out. Okay. Now your bracelet. Did you get that down in the- Actually, I did not. Here? No, but I should have. Is there a story behind it? No, nothing. Just that I walked into a store and I fell in love with it. It's beautiful. It's absolutely stunning. Thank you. Well hung. I'm 6'3 and 250. Is that what you want to be? You want to be well hung? You know, I think I want to be sweetheart. You know why? Listen to these measurements. 36, 24, 36. I would kill to have those measurements. I used to have those measurements. You had, when I saw your picture, I have to tell you, when I saw your picture, the big one that you had, oh my God, I just wanted to slap you because I've never seen a body so perfect. It was like 10 years ago and things change. Yeah, but you weren't thin. You had a woman's body. I was still womanly. Not skinny, I guess is the word. I wasn't the stick with tits that most of the girls that are in porn, the show. That's what most of them look like. They're just sticks with tits. And you know what? I embrace my femininity. I embrace who I am. I try to embrace my body. I work on it as much as I can to look the best that I can, but I'm never going to be 21 again. And I don't want to be 21 again. And, and if, if I had to give up one or the other, if I could look 21 forever, but I'd be mentally 21 forever, I would far, by far choose the, the, the other side. I totally, I totally agree. I like my life. I like the things that I've been through. I like the person that I've become. And, and time changes everybody. We all get a little bit different. We all change a little bit, but thank you for, for appreciating my, my, my curves. But you had, I mean, that is, a body to me, the quintessential body that every woman should aspire to have. Oh, you are so sweet. No, just honest. Oh, that, if you're wondering what photo she's talking about, this is from white lightning. Actually. Oh, it was longer ago than 10 years. We shot white lightning in 2000. Wow. In 2000. So yeah, it's 14 years ago. But your face actually looks younger. You know what? I put on about 10 pounds. And so it makes a difference. My, it does. I've got those, I've got really high cheekbones and it fills in the rest of my face. So it makes me look, it makes me look a little bit younger now. Yeah. And all the makeup, you know, the thinner you are, the older you look. And especially when you get older, the thinner you are, the older you look. Right. So honey, I look perfect just the way I am. So Elaine camp, Elaine is going to camp. Elaine is going to play well hung. I'm going to play sweetheart and we're going to see how cyber sex. This is when you're, you're, uh, you can either do it through Skype, through a visual matter, or you can do it just by talking dirty. So what we've done, we've got a little script here to psych cyber sex, goddess, a stray. And this is with two people who cannot see each other. So you are going to be well hung. I am going to sweetheart. Shall I try and lower my voice? Like low sweetheart. What do you look like? That's kind of sexy. I like it. I am wearing a red silk blouse, a mini skirt and high heels. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. I measurements are 36, 24, 36. What do you look like? Well, I'm six foot three, about 250. I wear glasses. I have on a pair of blue sweat pants. I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it. We'll take it for dinner. It smells a little funny. I'll watch you. Would you like to screw me? Okay. We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge swelling bulge. Oh, I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat. I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Well, now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. I'm moaning softly. I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Oh, I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. My head suddenly jerks spastically, accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. Oh, I'm so sorry. That's okay. It wasn't really too expensive. Not to worry. I'll pay for it. Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder. I'm fumbling with a clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back, undoing the clasp. My bra slides off of my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are hard and erect for you. How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. I'm arching my back. Oh, baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Oh, baby, your tongue all over me. I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat. I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. I suddenly squeeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and flesh. Oh, baby. What? I'm so sorry. Really? I'm wiping your flum off my breasts with what remains of my blouse. I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. Okay. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool. I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold. Yee! I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over in and out, nibbling on you. Mmm. Wait a minute. What's the matter? I've got a pubic hair in my throat. I'm choking. Are you okay? Okay. I'm turning all red. Can I help? I'm running to the kitchen choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets looking for a cup. Why do you keep your cup in the cabinet to the right of the sink? I'm drinking a cup of water. There. That's better. Come back to me, lover. I'm washing the cup now. I'm on the bed arching for you. I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait! It's dark. I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Ah! I found it. Mmm. I'm tugging off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Me too. Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressing deep against each other. Your face is... My face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Well, why don't you take off your glasses? Okay. But I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Mmm. I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby. I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room toward the bathroom. Hurry back, lover. I find the bathroom. It's three minutes dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. I'm waiting eagerly for your return. I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle. But I can't find it. Uh-oh. What's the matter now? I've realized that I've peed into your laundry, Amber. I'm so sorry again. I'm walking back to the bathroom. I'm in the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Mmm. Yes. Come on. Okay. Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your, you know, woman's thing. Yes. Yes. Do it, baby. Do it. I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Mmm. I'm having a little trouble there. I'm moving. My ass back and forth moaning. I feel so good. I can't stand another second. Slide in. Screw me now. Now. I'm flaccid. What? I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. I'm standing up and turning around. An incredulous look on my face. I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face. My wiener all floppy. I'm going to go get my glasses and see what's wrong. No, never mind. Forget it. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet, nasty blouse. No, wait, wait. Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling alone. Feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans, hairspray, pictures, frames in your candles. Mm-hmm. I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. I found my glasses. I'm putting them on. Oh, my God. One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain's on fire. I'm pointing at it. A shock look on my face. Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser. Now the carpet's on fire. Oh, no. Logged off. Oh, my God. Your first clue should have been when he said, I'm wearing... He's really sweating. Something from Walmart. A Walmart. That he bought from Walmart. With stains on it. Oh, my... No, that was the shirt, I think. No, you know what? I imagine that a lot of girls that do phone sex, and this is... They're calling it cyber sex, but this is good old-fashioned phone sex. And it was really funny. Back in the 80s, when I was helping Vivid to get off the ground, they had a 900 number. Not an 800 number, but there were 900 numbers. And it was such a... It was such a brand new technology that we weren't allowed to actually... You would call a number, and you would hear me tell a dirty story. But what they did was, they couldn't take it past a certain limit. Like, I could never say the word cock or fuck or anything nasty. So what they had us do was read fairy tales. Like, I would read Little Red Riding Hood in a sexy voice. I would read anything that was public domain. Are you the big, bad wolf? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. requ requ requ requ requ requ requ requ! I would go in and read, you know, 50 different stories that were all the big bad wolf and Cinderella and anything that was, they would take a mainstream public domain story and just have you read it sexy. But I think in real life, there's more oftentimes that sex goes wrong. I don't think that it's always, oh, baby, what are you wearing? And the guy's going to come back and say, well, I've got on, you know, a pair of boxer briefs and I'm sitting here in my man chair and, you know, I'm six foot two, 180 pounds, green eyes, brown eyes, whatever. If he's six foot two with, you know, 180 pounds with green or blue eyes, he is not on the phone. He's not. Although. You'd never know. Yes. You never know. That's true. I've caught my man jerking off to porn so many times. Not so many times, but enough times that. And we have we have a decent amount of sex, but there's still that urge. I don't know about you, but when I get horny, I'm horny now. I mean, I'm not literally on that horny now, but when I. Wait, I got a great guy for you. Well hung. Let's check him out. Let's check him out. Well hung. And he probably has a little tiny wiener, too. Oh, he's probably very small. And it's like, you know, the three words they never want to hear. Is it in? Yeah. Is it in yet? 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And did you find that people thought because you made porn, all of a sudden you're just going to start fucking everybody? Yeah. Isn't that? They automatically. Now, are you, what kind of a, what kind of a sexy girl are you? Do you go out and party a lot? Are you a party girl? Are you in a relationship? I'm in a relationship. I was married for 17 years. You look like you're 17. I was going to say the same thing. I'm 37. I have two high schoolers. You look like a baby. You seriously, I thought you were in your, in your early to mid twenties. Seriously. You look fucking amazing. So for 17 years you were married. And then we got divorced since last year. We've been separated. And I just started dating for like, I think five months now, a guy who's 26. And I was a little freakish at first. And now how, but he's great. Is he mature? Cause I have an 18 year old when I think 26, I think of how close those ages are. And, and. I go 18 year olds. I fucking just want to smack them. Some like that, you know, Ginger. That's all I want to do is just get your shit together. Some like to be smacked. Yeah. My problem is that cause I have teenagers. I'm more of a young mom, not a best friend mom. Cause I lay it down, but I listened to their kind of music and stuff because I was locked down for 17 years. Right. Older men. I just. There's two sets. They're more open minded. They're more open minded. And that's how I am. And older guys are just kind of boring. I can't date guys my age or older. I just can't. It's hard to find the right one. And I think there's, it happens with age. When I was in my mid thirties, there's no way that I would date an older man. I just wouldn't be. They couldn't keep up with me. Yeah. You know, are you a horny girl? Yes. I'm Sicilian and I'm a Scorpio. So this is like. Oh my God. Oh man. Oh my God. That's like quite the combo. Yeah. When's your birthday? November 22nd. November 22nd. Well, happy way pre early birthday. We're very close. I'm December 14th, but that puts me in the Sag group. Sag, yeah. In the Sag group. When's your birthday? I'm a Friday the 13th baby. Are you really? Yeah. Friday the 13th you were born. Yeah. Oh my goodness. 1300 hours. 1300 hours. That's a good number. Yeah. Yes. That's very lucky for you. Weird as the new normal, they say. Now, Dr. Nancy, do you, now that you're single again, you were with somebody for quite some, how long were you married? Three and thankfully not 30 years. Three, not 30? Yeah. Do you find now that you do it more in the dark or do you do it in the light? Any time of the day is good really. It doesn't matter. Did you, in your relationship after a while, find that you just did it in the dark? No, I just retreated. I was just turned off entirely. I retreated. I was having fun with my toys and just, you know, enjoying myself. I was enjoying myself that way, you know, into my erotica more and all that stuff. But I just found that it was one of those things where it was kind of like his energy was grossing me out. I get that. And you know what else can gross you out really easy? But here's my, I have my, my, my. A pubic hair in your throat. We heard that. We heard that, yeah. If I were she, I would have stopped it when I said that, you know, I was wearing sweatpants from Walmart. Yes. You know, I mean, that would have just instant turn off. But there are guys out there that are like that. There are. And, and, you know, the ones that are doing the phone sex, I imagine a lot of them are the ones that that's the only sex they're going to get. Yeah. They definitely would not probably pass the belly button test. What's the belly button test? When you start kissing someone down, massaging them, getting your head a little bit closer to that zone that you want a pleasure for them. Right. And you get to about the belly button level. And you sense some sort of, whether it's a foul kind of smell or fishy or whatever the case may be. Embodled Walmart pant odomared, you know. Yeah. You basically go back up. You just don't go there. And I learned that from a guy I shared a locker with in college, go figure. He, he would do that to the girls he'd date. He'd be like, oh, if they don't pass that belly button test. Belly button test. That's it. We don't go, don't go any further. So, I mean, you know. Everybody has a little way that they test. What is your test out there? 1-800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562 is our phone number here. My test for a guy or a girl. Wink, wink. Ava. You're my type. I go for those, those, those feisty Sicilian girls. My test is, is kissing. That's true. The way that you kiss is. Normally, I find very similar to the way you fuck. If there's the, the really fast tongue that's going in and out, you know, that they're just going to be jamming like a bunny rabbit. Or like slobber all over the place. No technique. My least favorite of any. And I know that you're not going to, if you can't eat pussy, you better be able to fuck. If you've got the, the mushy tongue, the soft, like just the mush tongue. Yeah. Like a cow licking your face. Yeah. Yeah. Just not, not good at all. Nasty. What about you, Ava? What's your, what's your male test? The kissing. The kissing. I'm huge on foreplay and kissing. I can kiss for a long time. And if they're awful, forget it. Like that's a total turn off. I love kissing. It's one of my favorite parts. And it's one of the things that I miss about porn the most these days is the, the buildup and the things that lead up to it. And as silly as it sounds, people go, yeah, but Ginger, you're into golden showers. And you just, I just spent this weekend at the Green Door in Las Vegas and not the whole weekend, but four hours of fucking. It was a long time. I had a really good time. My pussy's just now recovering. I had a clit calamity. Calamity clit. What about you, Elaine? What's your test for, for your lovers? If you have one. Well, at the moment, no, but I think kissing is definitely important. Cuddling is important. You're a cuddler. Yeah. Okay. We could never sleep together then. Oh. No. I fuck. And then I'm going to roll over. I am so the guy. It's like after I've come and I'm a multiple orgasmic kind of a girl, I can come over and over and over again. I'm wore out. I am the one that rolls over, falls asleep and snores. I, and I didn't believe my boyfriend. He actually has recordings of me snoring. That's funny. Oh no. But I do have to ask Ava, if you were married 17 years, you look like you're 17. Let's say she looks 18. Okay. 18. she looks 18 she can play she's 18 playing younger that's what they do you know 18 to play younger but actually did you ever do stuff like that do they do that in porn like do they want you 18 or 21 to play younger do they no there's there's nothing under 18 you know it's it's always at least 18 but what they will do is have from what I understand Ava so in today's porn um the the young girls are 18 to 22 and then is that about the right age range and then you become a milf at 23 wow is that oh my god and then a cougar I must be a gilf I prefer the word cougar I I don't even like the word milf I heard gilf the other day and I'm like what is that granny or grandma grandma I'd like to fuck yeah and I'm like wow really what what exactly is milf I don't know milf is a mother I'd like to fuck oh okay gilf is a grandmother I'd like to fuck yeah you're right cougar's better and cougar just means that we're in our prime there you go I'm going 40 and up 40 and up is a cougar yeah and I think to be a gilf you have to be 70 or above oh okay oh okay you're not we're good we're not quite there yet you've got a long time to go but would your husband get jealous of your work actually I just started into it after oh you're brand new baby when did you come in like a month oh my goodness welcome to California now what made you decide to do that I'm pretty sexually in nature you know I'm very comfortable in my skin and I'm like okay I'm 37 I have this amount of years left I look good why not you know and we're after being married for all those years did you start just getting on the set and just fucking people like crazy was it did you have all this pent up sexual I try to be as natural because when I watch porn the girls I see are totally dramatizing and just ridiculous does not turn me on like I like the girls that make a sound before you touch them yeah yeah yeah nobody touched you what are you moaning for you missed in anticipation yeah I just know it's gonna feel good yeah being natural and porn I think that's one of gonna be one of your best assets that's one of the things that I've heard over the years that that is made you know I've got a 31 year old career or 30 yeah 31 years I've been in in the adult industry in one form or another whether in front of the camera behind the camera on the radio show whatever but I'm always me I don't come to the radio show and turn into ginger Lynn when I got here you've this is me this is it and that's the same way that I perform on film that's the exact same way and I think that you'll go really far and I love your attitude I love it now do you have siblings yeah my sisters are six and eight years older and the baby you're the baby I'm the baby you're the baby and how how did they accept you getting into porn has they don't know yet what about your children Italian Catholic family no Ava green gonna be out there now what's gonna happen you're because you know that people are gonna find out they're gonna find out that you're important have you thought about eventually you know I'm I do things for reasons I always have solidified reasons why I do it right whether it's making sure my kids are taken care of you know giving them the life they deserve you know it's always about them before me so do your kids know well I did modeling before that regular modeling so that's what they think right now I mean they're in high school I kind of feel like I shouldn't say anything unless it's presented yeah you know what and when the time if it comes up you know with my son my name is too well recognized and I'm too recognized to be able to get away with it we had his favorite holiday is Halloween and so for years beginning it when he was five years old every year however old he was that's how many children could come over and we had a two-day Halloween birthday celebration his birthday's a March but we still had the Halloween party my favorite holiday to Valentine's mine that's so sweet everyone looks so happy even the grumpy people oh they know they might get late right no no no Halloween because Halloween you get to dress up in costumes yeah but you get dressed up every day if you want to do it now as a pirate yeah well it depends some people have pirate outfits I've got a school girl outfit in my closet I've got a cheerleader outfit in my closet I've got the leather in my closet I've got the things that you know you get a corset the corsets things you have absolutely absolutely but back to just really quickly to bring it back around what what happened with me is the children's parents starting with the early parties they would come over the house and they're like okay we're staying the whole time and I'm one of those moms that had like something scheduled for every hour okay now you're gonna all be mummies here's a roll of toilet paper hold it spin the other guy's gonna wrap you up you're gonna be a mummy next you're gonna go diving for apples in a big bat full of powdered sugar um instead of water I didn't want anybody to come home um so the parents stopped coming over but I knew that they they knew who I was and so I remember when the day that I told my son we were driving in the car and I said you um you know there's there's a lot of different kinds of movies that are made out there and when I want to get scared I go to see a scare I go to see a horror film when I want to laugh I go to see a comedy when I want to feel something special I see a drama or a love story I said in their spell their movies that are made just for grown-ups and those are the movies that that I make I'm an actress and they're made just for grown-ups and he looked at me he goes I know you're a porn star okay that's funny all right thanks for that see and so it was a little left unsaid that's how I feel unless it's well he was starting high school at an all boys Catholic high school and uh I didn't want somebody else to tell him before I did I just thought it was time that he was ready for time and with with the name Ava Green you'll be just fine you'll have some some good time where do you see your career going do you want to become a big do you have a career goal or you just I'm not one of those like oh I want to be on the next you know magazine and the biggest porn star ever I'm a go with the flow type of girl and whatever happens happens and I just take it as a ghost so are you naughty you're nice in bed naughty you're naughty I'm a total different person than I am right now are you more on the dominant side or the submissive more of the dominant but I like I like to switch it up I'm very spontaneous absolutely what about you Dr Nancy I'm a switch as well if I have the right alpha male in front of me I can be totally submissive and a very very good girl and if you know he's a bootlicking little worm I can be very nasty so it all depends right now I'm you know I'm That way with, I want my man to be my man. I want my man to be in charge. I want him to take control. And I want that most of the time. But once it gets started, then I flip and flop back and forth. But I prefer to be the sub with a man. With a woman, it's like, bring it on, baby. You think you got it? Okay. Nina Hartley and I, we have known each other for 28, 30 years, something like that. We didn't have sex for the first 26 years of our friendship. Wow. For a really long time. So we were both really looking forward to it. And it was all exciting. We were getting ready to do it. And I'm going, I'm just going to fuck you up. I have waited so long to get into your panties. And she had the same idea. So we basically were like fish. We just, we literally flopped. A wrestling match. We just went back and forth and up and down. And Jenny just about killed me. Sorry about that. On that note, you don't need to flop and flop like a fish. You can go to gingerlynauctions.com and get your favorite porn stars. Used dirty panties. There you go. That's what you can do right now while we're in a little break. Just bop on over to gingerlynauctions.com. And if you're not in that kind of a mood, you can go to gingerlynaut.com and pick up some of my paintings. Oh, that's interesting. I just started this site a couple months ago. I've got about 50 of my paintings up there. Awesome. I never knew you painted as well. Yes, that's what I do when I need, I cook or I paint. Those are the two things that I do when I'm stressed or when I have some, really strong emotion. I don't know what to do with myself. I knit. I do. I saw a breakdown today for women who can knit. Are you serious? I can knit like a fucking fiend. I'm a great knitter. Maybe I should get a job as a professional knitter. There you go. I could knit while I'm on the show. Penis sucks. For the holiday season. If they call in with a really good erotic story, why not? I usually knit big things, but okay. Well, hopefully they have a big one. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back with all our guests. We've got lots of fun coming up for you. Ava Green, what's your Twitter? No. No Twitter. Do you have any social media? No, I don't. No place you want people to go and look for you? Correct. Okay. She doesn't want to be found. Dr. Nancy. Well, they can always check out hollywoodtherapy.tv. We have some of that natural lube for them and the erotica, of course. I love your natural lubes. We'll talk about that in a minute. We'll talk about that in a minute. We'll talk about that in a minute. We'll talk more about those when we come back from the break. Skip Happy Snap. Yes. That would be you, Stevie. Oh. Hi. I was writing down Hollywood Therapy TV. Hollywood Therapy TV. Where can we follow you on Twitter? Twitter, I'm... At Skip Happy Snap. That's who... Yeah, I forget who I am. I use so many alias names. At... I forget who I am. Skip Happy Snap. Skip Happy Snap at Twitter. And if you want to follow him on Facebook, it's Steve Zambrano. And Instagram is Clickomatic. But it's... Oh, we'll never remember all those. He did them a lot. All right. Camp Elaine, where can we find you? Well, you can find me on Facebook and Twitter for a hot minute, at least, at either Elaine Ballard or Camp Elaine. They have suspended me for so long, I don't even remember. I don't even remember my password. That's why I invited her down. Girls that get suspended, my kind of girls. We'll be right back on Blame It on Ginger. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. We've got a house full of sexy ladies for you today, and Stevie. Stevie! And Stevie. I've got, I'm Ginger Lynn with Camp Elaine, Elaine Ballard, and Stevie! And Dr. Nancy. Oh, that voice. I tell you, every time you, doesn't it just make you, I get little goosebumps every time. Every time. and next to dr nancy we have ava green ava green welcome to the show everybody glad to have you here now dr nancy you have brought a bag of goodies what have you got for us today well i just brought some of the all-natural intimate lube that's great for vaginal dryness you know when uh you need it a little shot here or there or you know it's also very great for men as well it's for either or so if i were perfect example i went to the green door for the first time this weekend which is a sex club in las vegas my man and i went and we had the best time ever but i was nervous before i went i thought well what if what if i don't get wet what if you know just all the what ifs started going through my head and that'll do it i'm going in as ginger lynn you know i called up ahead of time it's ginger i'm coming in and then so they make kind of a little bit of a deal out of it so if i went in and i didn't get my pussy wet i'm thinking okay i'm gonna ruin my reputation what do i do here what do i do and i'm nervous and i'm excited and there's going to be, you know, 50 to 100 people watching me fuck and I'm going to be fucking. So what I did, I'm not even going to get it out, is I took a little bit of, I ran out of your lube. We used it completely. So we love it at our house. What I did was I took a little bit of lube and I put it up inside of my pussy before I left. Then I took my finger, ran underneath the water, and I added a little bit of water too because your lube is water-based. This one's a water-based one. It's a water-based lube. And so what I found is that if I put a little bit of water in it and then dry my pussy off on the outside, my juices begin to flow naturally. And that's the same thing. That's what happens with your lube. What is the name of it? Let me see. Ainsim is French for intimate. But this Hollywood therapy, Ainsim, which is French, it's a natural his or her love serum. It's a natural his or her love serum. And, you know, hey, if you forget your toy, you could even shove it in your, let's see if you want it to. Let me hold it up to the camera on this side. It's a little bit closer, a little bit. I can get it right up there. And the nice thing about it, it's propylene glycol, butylene glycol, paraben-free, all organic and natural ingredients. And it's pH balanced for the vaginal love cave. Now, why does it feel so light? Oh, that one might be empty. I might have used it on the way here. That one feels, yeah. This one I think you've used up. You know what? Yeah, I do test out my own stuff. Let's see if there's anything in here. Now, where can we get your lube? You can go to hollywoodtherapy.tv or if you have a boutique or, you know, you want to buy, I really use that one up. Yeah, this one is used. If you want to, you know, just do like a minimum order quantity and put your label on it, I'm cool with that too. Like I'm all about spreading out the goodness. I have another natural one too that mimics a silicone lube, but it's completely natural. Oh, there we go. There you go. Now you're juicy. I love the feel of this. It feels like, you know, when you're having, before you have sex and your pussy gets really wet and you've got that slippery, silky. Oh, here, feel this, Ava. You're going to love it. And you've got to get, I'm going to lay in your neck. I gave her some for her test. Isn't that nice? Oh, that is nice. Doesn't that feel really wonderful on your fingers? And you know, I mean, it's so natural that my mom, you're going to laugh. It's so natural. My mom goes, you know, she says, I couldn't find the lube you gave us to try. And I said, well, I thought you said you put it in the fridge. She goes, oh yeah, I think I've been using it as my eye serum, but it works. I mean, it's so natural that, you know. So mom's been having great skin lately too. And her eyes. It goes, let me have a little bit more. I rubbed some of mine onto Elaine's fingers. I'm just going to get some inside of my pussy. Here you go, Elaine. There you go. Everybody. It's so slippery, so smooth. I've been out of it for a while now. Well, there you go. I found some to bring in. Oh, it's like real pussy juice. Pussy juice. I'm just going to stand here and play with my pussy for the rest of the show. But it doesn't even, you said you had a peach scent. And even when it dries, it's a nice dry. And there's no flavor. No scent. No scent, no flavor. That's one of the things that I love about your product is that I can take it and put it on my man's cock. I love to give handjobs. Love to give handjobs. And I can give him the best handjob with the, tell me the name of it again. It's just love serum. So I mean, yeah. It's just called love serum? It's an intimate love serum. Intimate love serum. And it's just amazing. Well, thank you. We absolutely love it. It's great for handjobs. Great for sex. Great. And a lot of people like it for a little Greek activity too. Oh, I didn't even think of that. Yeah. Now, you know what? That. Well, I. Because I have a thicker version too. Oh. It's very similar for the anal cavity. Oh, you do. Love serum. I'll have to bring you more stuff next time. Well, I got you on short notice today. I know. But I was happy to come get out of the loft for a bit. Get out of the loft for a bit. Well, I want to go back to what you said about your mom with the eye serum. Yeah. It's so natural. Do you know that in, I judged a beauty pageant one. I learned more. I learned more. I learned more than you ever wanted to know. Some put hemorrhoid cream under their eyes. Yeah. Preparation H. Yeah. Preparation H. She kept it in the fridge. And because of the aloe content and the different botanicals. Yeah. She's like, wow. She's like, you gave me this awesome serum. I said, no, mom, that's lube. But hey, whatever works, right? It feels so good on my face. I'm putting it on my eyes too. I know. Not my eyes bigger. Let me see. See? It just took 10 years off. Awesome. Let's just bring it by the. It's a multi-purpose love serum. We'll shovel it on. How about wrinkles? We'll get rid of wrinkles. Here, let's smile. We just had our love serum. Stevie's got Elaine and I taking our photo right now. Oh, you got to hold it up. Oh, I didn't. Okay. I was showing you how good we looked. I was showing you our eyes. Okay. They're glowing. You're applying it on your face. Oh. Okay. Okay. I think we got it. Got it. All right. Now, what about wrinkles? Will it get rid of wrinkles? You know, wrinkles, it all depends. I don't think there's enough to tighten up wrinkles. I mean, maybe if you refrigerate it. It's going to give you a youthful glow. It's going to give you a youthful glow. But I mean, to put active like type of ingredients, like even plant stem cells that are natural, that are really good for rejuvenating skin and different properties like that. I'm not sure I'd want that. But it's in my love cave. So that's why I don't think, if we're going to design and develop a woman product like that or multi-sex product like that, you know, we want to think, okay, well, this is going to be going in your pussy. You see, you know, the pH balance of the vagina is 3.5 to 4.5. Whether you have your menstrual cycle or you have semen in there, we're talking like semen alone is like seven to like eight in terms of pH factor. Oh, really? Yeah. So that's why a lot of times. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of times women can also go dry or get like yeast infections and different stuff because your love cave is used to having, you know, a comfortable nest around four. He's dumping his load. Okay. Well, it's fine. I mean, we can adapt, right? Right. But think about it. If you have constantly and water is around a seven. So some people, they like long baths, sauna and, you know, a spa. There's a lot of things that can disrupt your whole, you know, love nest down there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. gynecologist and and um a devout catholic so he had all these kids and everything and but that's what he told me he said that that was the problem and that's why women do from um do get so many vaginal infections yeast infections yeah i think that it can definitely have an effect on it but it can have an effect so can bounce in your fucking dryer yeah that's true there are other factors underwear yeah the wrong underwear and like even body wash absolutely absolutely they say that's really bad for you now what about somebody like me i've got right now i don't know if it's just because it's it's me i seem to have the perfect pussy ph balance i've put no i really do i i do i call it the bionic pussy because i i can fuck for you know we fucked five hours on saturday one hour before we went to the club and then another hour at the club and we were like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god we were fucking pretty much the whole time and and the way home i started thinking oh i'm getting a bladder infection i'm getting a but you know and it was just my clit was on fire but right now i haven't had sex in two days and i just put your your your juices on my how do you say in french in intimate ain't sim in tim a into may into may ain't sim into me in time in time you can play with the words in time anyway what i've did was i put some in my pussy and on the outside and right now i'm very very aware of it and there's it's not there's not a tingle there's no no additives that make that are making me feel that way why is it that all of a sudden i'm horning you know i sometimes have that effect on people that's what it must be it must be it i don't know well i absolutely thank you so much for bringing us more lube again i absolutely absolutely love it i'll bring more stuff next time it's always gonna have some adventures yeah are you ready to go he's got his lube out and ready i have the other one the the smaller one i did have pop open in my mouth in my mouth in my pocket oh i think that was a friday and slap it and um did leave a thing so i love the tops that have the plastic on because then you can go you can go and you don't have to worry about it squirting out in your pocket leaving that well stevie just so you know not everybody carries lube in their pocket although i've got some in my purse now wait a second this would pass um if you were going it's friendly yeah so when i fly home today yeah when i fly home where's home phoenix phoenix you know a lot of the girls live in phoenix these days yeah a lot of them do you come back out to film very often then you've only been in a month but this is my first time in la oh it is oh are there a lot of productions going somebody's phones um vibrating that's yours i've got it i put it up high i've padded it i've done everything someone heard you talking about that lube popping in your mouth you know what i did yesterday i did the dumbest thing in the entire fucking world what'd you do i have 123 000 followers on yeah oh don't tell everybody so you can't find it okay um but i was tweeting to someone i've got a project coming up and i need nine amazing women for this project so i was tweeting to a couple different girls that i that we don't follow each other so i just started following and then a couple girls that i know so i did a direct message with my phone number and then i did another direct message with my phone number and it was like seven of them and i went were those all direct messages oh i tweeted my home phone number to 123 000 people for about oh my god and i i only got it but i realized it was a second so i was able to take those tweets down but i had what four phone calls yesterday from wacky strange phone calls yeah i bet yeah i'm calling about the show i'm living up to my hair color and it's a lot of work to get at this color damn it you have an iphone i do so you can block well well yeah story on that one oh yeah yeah we found out about the block yesterday well stevie is is is there for me all the time stevie's just like my right hand man takes care of me helps me out does just anything and everything and you're just amazing i adore you i love you to death and for like the last two weeks he's not answering the fucking phone he's like i'm in vegas he's watching my house he's taking care of my dogs he's not answering my see he's not or no no no he's not calling me and then she'll call you'll call and be like are you on your way and i'm like i texted you so i didn't know that you could block people on your phone so i accidentally had blocked my assistant so for like two weeks i'm going what the fuck why are you not getting back to me you're not calling me and i'm sitting in the car we're driving back and i'm like i'm gonna call you right now and i'm like none of my texts are going through and we're sitting in the car and i'm calling i've got a speaker it's not going through and you can hear it goes straight to voicemail but then no message was ever left there's there's nothing interesting and then i'm all okay here i'll text you no text ever makes it no because i accidentally pushed the block button i didn't know i had no idea we're gonna do a couple things at once here we're gonna take a quick break when we come back we're gonna play a little game of truth or dare and while we're doing that if it's okay with you ava green i um took advantage of your breasts already and they're amazing and they feel fantastic and thank you for letting me feel you up right away you walk in did isaiah warn you about me not really no i'm so sorry you're in big trouble just a little bit no it's all good fun but what i'd like to do is give you um it's a little treat it's a fanny facial and all you need to do is have your dress pulled up and your booty out and i am going to caress i'm going to baby powder i am going to massage i'm going to rub different creams i'm going to put some lube on your butt i'm going to give your ass is going to be like like a baby's butt when i'm done with you while we play the game if you're willing and able i'm willing all right wonderful then we're going to take a quick break and we'll see you next time on the show go on over to itunes right now leave us feedback let people know that you like the show you can find me under ginger lynn on itunes or under blame it on ginger either one give us some some positive feedback if you don't like the show don't fucking listen we'll be right back she was shining like a star the beads of sweat were glistening as she and i were christening my car and shangla and as it was in my tradition we'd run the gauntlet out positions from routine to acrobatic and bizarre she said now show me what you've got she looked so purely hedonistic as my insides went ballistic for the money shot and as the rhapsody subsided she confided her misguided 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Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's going to go over her BDSM checklist where she's going to tell you just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's going to make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask? That's Mound Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Oh, there you go. Highly unusual. What the hell is it? It's an unusual condition diagnosed when people have sex in their sleep. Oh, I do that all the time. I didn't think it was a condition. Have you done that? I've done that. I've been in a dream and don't even have to touch my pussy. I just come. I wake up and I feel it and then I go right back to sleep. Yes, I do the same thing. This is not a bad one. That's not a bad one at all. It's saying it may include masturbation or even sex with another person. Well, Lord forbid. These people leave their beds and they enter homes of strangers. Now that's a different story. They have sex with these people while they're sleeping. How do they get into the houses? Oh, they're breaking into someone's place and raping them. Basically. Basically. And then it can be. But this is also. Unless it's your boyfriend and I'm not in the mood to wake up all the way. And I feel impossible. I'm pulling and tugging at my panties. All I do is roll over to my right side so that my pussy and ass are facing him. So he can just put it in and fuck me. And that way I don't have to wake up all the way. There you go. This is triggered by. It says it's triggered by stress. Or if you're asleep. Sleep deprivation or sleep apnea. And they have to treat this in order to stop it. You just go next door and it's. Or you just go on a farm where there's lots of cows and goats. And you just. You know. Have sex with the animals. No. Just let them lick you. I don't know. I mean. Just change your thoughts. Oh. Oh. That looks like toothpaste. It is toothpaste. Oh. There's another use for toothpaste. Steve, you need to take a picture of this one. Actually, you know. A lot of the menthol in the toothpaste is probably going to be. Feel really nice and cool. It should. You know what I noticed? When a guy brushes his teeth. And then he goes down on you. After. Love that. That tingly sensation from the toothpaste. Is that what you feel on your ass? Kind of. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. You're going to have a nice. That is strong. Refreshed minty ass skin. Is it too much? No. It's fine. Oh. Because I've got. I'm actually using the toothpaste. And the toothbrush. And just making circles around. Like they do in a facial. Just like they do in a facial. Although if you use toothpaste in your asshole. It kind of doubles as almost an anal desensitizing gel. If you dilute toothpaste. Yeah. It's safe. Really? I tried it before. I suppose. Yeah. It's fine on your ass. Is that condom safe? I mean. I don't know if it's condom safe. But. Surprise. If you use a little bit of diluted toothpaste. I found it. It works great as a desensitizing agent. Oh. Yeah. Interesting. Okay. What about Ambasol? I don't know. I mean. I don't. If I can put something in my mouth. That's how I kind of judge it. If I'm. If it's not going to endanger me by putting it in my mouth kind of thing. But I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All of those gels. And I mean. I'm sure we've had episodes. All of us. Where you get it on your tongue. You're like. Oh. Wow. And it's either like. Just nasty tasting. Or you have big lips for the next hour. Yeah. Right? Like Listerine. You have like. These big collagen lips. Oh. What is that? Lip plumping gel? No. That's Benzocaine. From. You know. Analyze. Cherry flavor. Oh. Gosh. I don't know what the next item. Up. The next item. Okay. In the surprise bag. Is a little. Oh. Well since we're doing. Oh. Butt things. A resurfacing treatment. It's a resurfacing treatment. I'm going to mention the ghost poopy. Oh. What's a ghost poopy? I know what a ghost poopy is. It's the kind where you feel the poopy come out. But there's no poopy in the toilet. So like a silent wisp. It's like a. Like a false pregnancy. You look and there's nothing. Yeah. You pass it. And it's not there. So you go through the motion of the ocean. Yeah. And nothing comes out. I guess you die. You annihilate. And nothing comes out. But it feels as if you've pooped. Well it sounds like a silent fart. Yeah. Only. Much more intense. This is. The ghost poopy. I don't think. I haven't experienced the ghost poopy. I haven't either. But your butt's about white ghosty. So it seems like a good one. Oh well let me get my hands back on there. There you go. Are you sure you don't want to take your boobs out while you do this? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Cause then the belly comes out. Ginger's working really hard. She's getting. Oh she's shaving now. What is this? She's resurfacing her ass. I'm resurfacing. Resurfacing her ass. Oh. With just a little water and the hard edge of the plastic. Yes. Resurfacing. What I did was rather than take the blade out. I'm just using the razor. I'm just using the plastic that's on top of it. Oh got it. So there's no real shaving. It's just the sensation. That's good to know. I was going. Wait a minute. She's shaving my ass. And the worst thing is I didn't even question it. Go with the flow. We have the surprise poopy. Oh. Surprise. You are not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart. But oops. Poopy. Well there you go. Now that one. What's that one called? The surprise. Surprise poopy. Yeah. I had that earlier today. That happened to a friend of my grandmother. She was just a friend. She asked her. They were like, she's like, we're getting on the bus. Do you have to go to the bathroom? She's also no. She goes, I'm going to go. So she went and all of a sudden a style starters running. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. And she didn't have, she didn't have her teeth in. There you go. So it was hard to understand what she was saying, but. She didn't have her teeth in? Yeah. She poops herself. That happens. It's not. In a public bathroom. But you know, Stevie, it's not necessarily age related. No, it's not. I'm not that old. Yeah. And I've actually. It happens. You know what it is? Too many vodka Red Bulls. No, that's right. I mean, that's my favorite thing. I mean, or what you eat and you're laughing and you're, you know, spur of the moment kind of thing. You're like, oh. You can sneeze. There you go. You can, you can cough. You can, I mean, accidents happen. And people laugh and farting does happen. It does happen. Yeah. All the time. I mean, you can be laughing. Especially when it's a really, really good laugh. Why is it when guys fart, we're supposed to accept it, but if a girl does in front of a guy, he's like, oh my God. I can't believe you did that. It's like, what the hell? I don't know. Do they not think that we have the same functions as they do? Exactly. I don't get that. Ginger is now doing like a booty massage. She's doing some. Like the bongos. She's playing the bongos. We're going to hear a song in a second. There you go. And last but not least on that. We have a dangling poopy. That's our last poop. No, there's more, but I don't know how long we should do this. The dangling poopy? This poopy. Well, I've got this beautiful ass in my face and I'm quite sure that Ava Green will not poop while I'm playing with her butt. Okay. So I'm kind of enjoying the different kinds of poop. Oh. Yeah. I mean, it's related. We are able to incorporate it without it being disgusting. I was going to do the dangling poopy. But the dangling one, is it because they're eating hay or spaghetti? Corn. Corn. Yeah. But that's what that corn poopy is. Salad. Same thing with a lot of like fibers in it. Celery. Yeah. Salad, I'll get the danglers. Interesting. Yeah. Salad or corn, definitely. The corn husks, like if I'm eating corn in the cob. This is where it dangles. Yeah. It's like, it refuses to drop into the toilet. No, like a string. And you have to spread your butt cheeks. Oh, that one's a pain in the ass. Literally. And you just pray that a shaker will cut it loose. Shaker spread your butt cheeks. That happened to me when I had long hair once. Every once in a while, when my hair was as long as yours, I'd swallow a hair and it would be hanging there by a hair. That's interesting to swallow a long hair like that. I don't know how I did it. I don't know how you did it. I think it was in my sleep. I was eating my hair in my sleep. He was having sex in his sleep. It was long. So you kind of like floss your ass at the same time with a long hair follicle. It was scary because I didn't know. It was scary, I bet. If it would cut anything. Anyhow, there's a cannon poopy. Well, explosive? Not on Canaan Jones. Okay. I'm sorry. This is not something in Los Angeles. It looks like there's cocaine all over her ass. Oh my gosh. It's that movie. You know what? I told my boyfriend I want to do that one time. Blow coke in my ass. Oh, that was Stevie Nicks. That was Stevie Nicks when her nose got too messed up. They had to put it in her butt with a straw. Really? On the movie, it looked pretty hot when he was doing it. Which one? Red Bull. Oh, the Red Bull. Okay. What is that on her butt? Oh, is it going to bubble if you put Red Bull on it? No, I'm just drinking. I'm just drinking Red Bull. There's vodka in there. No, what is that? What is that? It's laundry detergent. Okay. It's soap. So what I'm going to do, no, it's fine, fine, fine little grains. Stevie, this is a better angle. It looks like there's winter on my ass right now. Yeah, come get it from over here. This angle is very artistic. Oh, this one's nice too. Okay. This is like a painting this way. This angle. No, right here. This is your angle. Right there. Right there. Okay. See what I'm talking about? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you've got, it looks like there's cocaine right up the crack of your butt right now. We do not do drugs in the studio. We do not advocate for drugs. No, this is just art. No, we don't. Let's just cut lines for fun though. I've got a credit card. I've got my pass card. What is it? Wait a minute. My Metro pass card. Hold on. Let me make some lines here. My Metro pass card. Hold on. I'm just making them like the old-fashioned way. It's actually called a tap card. There you go. Blow job. I got it. You have to pay for it. You have to pay for it, but it would be perfect. Just blowing in her anal crack. Oh my God. There you go. Puffing puffs like the big bad wolf. Wait, does anybody have a straw? This is too much money. I don't have a straw. No, but I have a hundred dollar bill we can roll up. There you go, Stevie. Roll up the tap card. There you go. Roll it up. Pass over your bill. There you go. It's called- Wait, a hundred dollar bill and a tap card. I love it. Improvise. There you go. We'll pull the pen apart. I got it. I'm not really a fan of tap cards. I'm not really a fan of tap cards. I'm not really a fan of tap cards. No, she's going to give her a good blow job with a nice roll. There we go. Ready? Oh my God, we're going to hell. We're already there, sweetie. Are we going to rehab? There you go. A rehab. All right. Now, those are quite big lines. There you go. I'm doing some big ones. That's a fat rail. Well, there you go. I have a life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. Ever life to cover. movie with Johnny Depp. Love that movie. That was such a good movie. Love that movie. Now, I'm going to ask you to spread your legs so I can get the soap out from between them. Perfect. Just a little bit. I don't want you to go home with laundry detergent. You might want to take a shower, but I think I can get it all off. And then the next is just a nice smoothing your final treatment. How does this feel on your ass having somebody just do nothing but worship your ass? It's really relaxing, actually. I think I'm going to have my boyfriend do this more often. It's nice, isn't it? It is. Now, I don't know about you, but for me, if somebody nurtures me, if they take care of me, if they spoil me, and all I'm doing is I'm literally worshiping your ass. I'm putting all types of wonderful little products on it, squeezing it, cleaning it off, brushing it, making it feel good. And for me, I get a little horny when this happens, just wondering. Yeah, I get horny when I'm in the bathroom. I massage people. Yeah. Is there any horniness happening here? Why? She's a Scorpio. She's a Scorpio. Say yes. No, or is it more just relaxing? It's actually more relaxing right now. Maybe because I'm giggling with you guys. That's probably true. But I must say that when I've got massages, there's that little part of you when it's getting done on you that you're like, I wonder if she started touching me. You know, you kind of want it in a way. Exactly. Exactly. It's weird. Is it not? No, it's not weird. Something about massages, they're just very sensual. But I think back to Maslow's pyramid of self-actualization. They did this study where they put a bunch of mice in one maze with food, water, and obviously the companionship of other mice, touch. And then they put one alone with food, water, and more food and water than the others. And he totally died without touch. And they're saying that some... That's very true. The basis of this pyramid is not only food, water, shelter, but human touch. Yes. Babies will do it. Oh, yeah. They'll die? Yeah. If they're not touched? We need touch. And I mean, it just stimulates like basic responses, I think. There you go. Now you're getting See, that's what I was missing in my marriage, the affection. The affection. Yeah. What I'm doing right now is this is actually what they call a deodorant sheet. Oh, okay. This is what you would use just to... It's the travel bag they give you when you miss your flight or it's canceled. This is how they want you to use it, people. This is what they want you This is what they want you to do with it. Come on, Ginger Lynn show. They'll book you. Yes. They'll book you on the show and you'll do it. And I'll do it. There we go. And so this is just a little piece of fabric that I basically... It's almost like a feather. ...tickling and touching and rubbing up and down Ava Green's ass, down the back of her legs. If you've not seen Ava on film, I highly recommend it because I've got the live product right here. And I'm just going, okay, this is one of the most nice... One of the nicest pairs of legs and the nicest asses I've ever seen. And I'm loving just the caressing and the touching. I'm getting as much pleasure out of it as you are. I'm pulling a card out of the deck. Okay. All right. Oh, Stevie's going in. He's going for it. He's going in. Should I start with Ginger, Dr. Nancy, or... Just be spontaneous. Okay. This is for... Let me see. Oh, we don't need to go there. This is for... Just call it out. Here it goes. This one's for you. Okay, why not? There. Oh, no, we can't do this. Masturbate while kissing another player. Let me pick another card. That was wishful thinking on your card. Here we go. Were you wishing that one would happen? Masturbate as loud as you like. Never mind that one. You got it. I'm pretty silent. Why are we... Why are we... I'm going to have you just pull one. I think it's because Stevie ran out of poop stories. Yeah. No, there's more, but I thought we should switch it up. No, they're all masturbation. Another one? Yeah. No, there's got to be something that's not masturbation. What I'm doing now, this is the second to the last step. I'm poking. There you go. I have a dental floss. She can't do that one either. They're like the toothpick. Toothpick slash dental floss. Take off your top and play with your chest. Now, that would be too easy for... Try another one. Actually, I don't think I have time to do one today. We're actually... We're just fine. I'm doing the final step of this. We only have a couple minutes She's just teasing. Look at the goosebumps. I see a little bit of... I can feel it. Yeah. She's liking this scratching. This is something that... Every product that I've tried on Ava's ass and legs has been something that's a household item. Right now, this is just one of those little dental floss sticks. Creativity. Just a little, and I'm just poking her all over her ass. It might hurt a little bit. A little bit of bug bites there. Yeah, that might look like a few bug bites for sure. Yes. How does that feel? Biting doesn't... It's not always a bad thing. It's almost like a pleasure pain mix. Yeah. Oh. It's horrible. I'm taking a piss. So, I mean, this should inspire a few of the listeners out there. You can use household items and totally be creative. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. You don't... Yeah. This is one of my favorite parts. It's baby powder. I am going to literally powder your ass. She's powdering it just like... Just like I would. Just like you're putting salt on a yummy dish. Absolutely. No, like... Like she's really, you know... This is the maternal in her. Okay. I came up with a truth. There's a little bit of the kinky I'm going. This is... Oh, we're okay, Stevie. We're fine. I'm just filling in. I just thought it would be fun. All right. Rubbing the baby load powder onto your skin. Ava Green, Lion Baby. With a nice featherweight massage, just letting her hands smooth over, up and down, ever so gently. I love her voice. It smells good. Doesn't she have the best voice ever? It does. Doesn't she have the best voice ever? I highly recommend... Were you ever a rock star? No. I like to sing. I highly recommend that people take things around the house and take some time just to caress your lover. And this has been the simplest little thing ever. It really has been. Ava and I just met. But all I did was use just basic items and I have enjoyed myself thoroughly. And I think that guys, sometimes you forget that it doesn't take a lot to get us going. No. And touch... And it doesn't mean we want you to come up and just play with our clits or grab our tits. Thank you. I have done nothing sexual here at all. Although I've got a beautiful girl, a beautiful woman lying in front of me with her ass out. I didn't touch your pussy. I didn't go in for the asshole. I didn't go in for anything. All I did was give you pleasure and I think that people forget that it's so important to do that for your partners. I want to thank everybody so much for coming in today. Elaine, thank you for co-hosting with me. Oh, thank you. I want to come back. I just love it here. Do you? It's so much fun. It is? It really is fun and you never know what's going to happen. That's always true. Literally. It is the best. It is the best. Oh my gosh. How are your Tuesdays looking? Next Tuesday I can't do it but maybe the one after that. Dr. Nancy, thank you so much. Intimate. Oh, thank you for having me. Intimate is the wonderful loop. Hollywood Therapy. Hollywood Therapy. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. In time. Easy for you to say. HollywoodTherapy.TV. Thank you so much and you came at the last minute. I really, really appreciate it. I know but it's perfect. It was just perfect timing. And Ava Green, thank you. Beautiful girl. You're welcome. Did you have a good time? I did. Thank you so much. You are so welcome. Your ass is like a baby's butt right now. I want to thank Isaiah and Ideal Models for always coming through for us. We really appreciate it. Jenny, thank you very much. Everybody come back tomorrow. Have a great night and tomorrow we've got a bunch of great comedians for you. We won't be going anywhere. We'll see you tomorrow. Have a great night. Thank you. Good night. Good night. Good night.