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Hold on here, hold on, I've got something else I'm going to do.
I'm not just going to juggle my titties today.
I'm going to put my arm around the back of Kelly Shabari's beautiful head.
I'm going to stroke her hair.
I'm going to pet you like a little kitten, make you feel all soft and fuzzy.
And then gently take your face, gently if that's okay, and just rub the side of your face and your chin.
And I'm going to place my lips on yours.
May I do that?
Kelly is kissing Ginger.
Ginger's kissing Kelly.
That was nice.
That's so much better than getting my boobs.
I'm molested, although that's nice for you.
It's not so nice for me.
So, yeah.
Let's just change it up.
Let's do kissing from now on.
I will do it.
And you know what?
I can do kissing, but I cannot do tongue.
That's okay.
Nick and I, I have a boyfriend.
We've been together nearly six years now.
I know, it's true.
Big shiny ring on my finger there.
It means that we're in love forever.
We're going to grow old together and never get married.
But we fool around with other girls.
We have three ways.
We don't bring guys in.
We don't bring guys into our relationship, but we do bring girls occasionally.
And I will stick my man's dick in another woman's pussy happily with my tongue, enjoying the entire process.
But kissing is too intimate.
There's two things that we don't do.
Number one, kissing.
I don't want to see him kissing another girl.
Number two, his jizz, his cum, his man chowder can go anywhere and everywhere except in the bathroom.
And somebody else's pussy or a hole.
It can go in her mouth.
That's a hole though.
Okay.
It cannot go.
Yeah, you're right.
Last time I checked, that was a hole.
I get that all mixed up.
I hate it when I do that.
Okay.
Of course, he's probably listening.
He's like, oh no.
I would hate.
Kelly's not allowed to hang around you anymore because you're like, uh, yeah.
So I just realized that a mouth is a hole.
Honey, a mouth is a hole.
What was I thinking?
No, but he can fuck a girl in her pussy.
Fuck a girl in her pussy.
Fuck a girl in her ass.
Fuck a girl in her mouth.
Come in her mouth.
Come on her face.
But there's, I've never, I don't think that, yeah, I don't want him to come in anybody else's ass.
So the ass and the pussy are sacred and the tongue in the mouth is sacred.
There's something just amazingly intimate about those places for me.
Okay.
So I would be more than happy.
Oh, can I give you a butterfly kiss?
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to take my headphones off.
You're going to have to take your glasses off though.
Going in for a butterfly kiss.
The butterfly kiss.
The butterfly is fluttering.
And now it is landing.
Is it landing on another butterfly?
Or is it landing on a flower?
Yeah, I guess so because I'm blinking a lot too.
But I have like these like dead, deadly short eyelashes.
So like nobody gets to see them.
I could feel them.
Really?
I could feel them.
No, it was very sexy.
I feel yours because yours are long.
Oh, wait, we have one more kiss on the list.
Do you know what it is?
I have no clue what this is.
What other kiss could we do?
What other kiss could we do that we wouldn't use our tongues and just...
Oh, because I was going to say Australian, but...
What's an Australian?
An Australian is a kiss down under.
Oh.
It's like a French kiss.
No, I can do that, but I had a different one in mind.
Okay.
An Eskimo kiss.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The Eskimos are kissing right now.
It's when you like rub your noses back and forth.
I'm feeling very girly with you right now.
I'm feeling very girly too.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
Yep.
And it's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to segue way off base now.
It's something completely different.
You're listening to Blame It On Ginger.
I am Ginger Lynn with...
Kelly Shabari.
And...
That's right.
We are all here right now with you sharing our tasty Tuesday.
And we were having such an intimate, beautiful, sensual moment.
And now I have to switch it over to BDSM.
It's so girly.
It's not.
It's not.
BDSM.
Yeah, that's it.
It's so girly.
We're on the other side.
I don't know about you, but when I was growing up, Kelly, you know, I didn't know a whole lot about sex.
Like, okay, here's how naive I was.
For the longest time, when I flipped somebody off, I used my ring finger.
I did too.
Did you really?
You know, I think there was something going on in that when we were younger.
I think there was something going on in that finger where, like, people were doing that.
And so, like, I was like, okay, well, I guess maybe that's what it is.
So that's what I was doing.
That's what I...
And then somebody had to correct me when I was older.
Yes, somebody corrected me as well.
But I thought that was the finger when you were saying, fuck you, you used the ring finger.
And it's the middle finger.
And it's so...
So I was very...
You know, I was innocent.
This is fuck you, but this is fuck you forever.
Really?
Is that what that means?
Seriously?
Or did you just make that up?
You're totally making that up.
And we both bought it for a second there.
I'm going, whoa, Stevie, that's so deep.
Stevie, you know all this pop culture.
So if I really get pissed off at you from now on...
You'll be like, ring finger.
I'll be going, use the ring finger.
Yeah, just think that.
But there were a lot of terms.
When I got into adult movies, I thought that DP stood for director of photography.
I did too.
And what does it really stand for?
Double penetration.
Double penetration.
So we're very similar in both of those ways.
And double penetration is kind of, you know, like it really depends.
Like if you really want to look at it, it's like, well, if you're going in my mouth and my pussy, is that double penetration?
And in porn, it's not.
It's your butt and your vagina.
But at home, in civilian life, you would think that that would be a double penetration if you had two holes filled.
Well, because that's the technical term.
Exactly.
And then what's the technical term for all three holes?
Air duct.
Air tight.
Yes.
Air tight.
Thank you.
But at home, it would be...
Oh, gosh.
Just crazy.
It would be...
Be like, yeah.
One of those nights that we probably will never talk about again.
And it happened in college.
Whereas for us, it's normal every day.
But growing up, I...
It is?
Don't you get air tights a lot?
Maybe at your house?
No.
You don't?
No.
Well, here's...
Now, I consider this an air tight.
Nick with his dick in my pussy.
A toy in my ass.
And his hand covering my mouth.
And my nose so I can't breathe.
Okay.
So it's not really penetration.
It's not a penetration.
But I've got an air tight.
I am completely full.
Nothing can go in and out of any of my holes other than what's there.
You have to take that one step further for Q-tips.
What about your ears?
Ah!
No!
No!
No!
Get the fuck away from my ears.
Where no one is going anywhere near my ears ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
I like having my ears played.
Oh!
Oh!
If it...
You know, that would be for me if someone that I knew or especially someone that I didn't know tried to put something in my ear, that would be the most severe violation.
Really?
That it would be...
I mean, do you use a Q-tip in your ear?
Yeah.
Okay.
Every morning.
It feels good, though.
It does.
And I love it.
If you use the Q-tip, you'll be like, oh my God, it's so much better than sex.
Really?
Oh!
Wow.
That's my favorite part after I take the towel off my head.
Yes.
Is that Q-tip.
I lay them out before I get in the shower.
I put my Q-tips out.
One for my ears, one for each end, and then one for underneath when I'm putting my makeup on just to clean up the little makeup stuff.
I mean, that's how excited I get about cleaning my ears.
But yet...
And I can wear headphones.
If you were to touch my ear, it's very likely I would hit you.
Well, I'm not going to touch your ears, then.
And not...
Oh!
In a good way, not like I'm fooling around.
No, I freak the fuck out.
I'm that way with tickling.
Tickling where?
We have more things in common than I thought.
I have a very, like, not even flight.
You know how they say, like, flight or fight?
With me, if you tickle me, like, my gut instinct, it should just, like, kick you.
I fucking hate it.
Yeah, I hate it.
I am learning so many things about you today that are very...
We're like...
We've got some sisterly things going on today.
Yes.
It's really nice.
It's very girly and so girly.
We're going to talk about...
BDSM!
Wow, that was hysteria.
That was good.
See?
We're in sync.
And what I was going to say is that growing up...
We're what?
You know, it took me a second, but I got it.
I did.
Wait a minute.
The blonde is not soaked in all the way yet.
I still have some time.
But when I thought of BDSM, it was a bad thing.
I did not know what it stood for.
I didn't know what the initials were.
I knew that it was...
It was bad.
BDSM, as far as from my understanding, stands for bondage, domination, sadism, and masochism.
Right.
Okay?
Although I've heard the version of bondage, discipline.
Yeah.
Bonded.
Wait.
Bondage, discipline.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think it works both ways.
It does.
I think it's supposed to be domination, but I like the discipline thing too, so I throw that in.
It says maybe for me, it's BDSM.
BDSM.
BDSM.
BDDSM.
BDG.
DDDDDD.
And if I go through the top of my head and I just think, okay, what am I comfortable with?
What turns me on?
What do I like out of those four initials?
Bondage.
I love to be tied up.
Me too.
I love to have my hands tied, sprawled apart, eagle style on my bed, my feet to be spread apart.
I love to be hog tied.
I love to be in a swing.
I have never been, but I've been suspended, but only in a swing.
I would love to be actually suspended upside down.
I could probably hook you up with that.
Really?
Get it?
Hook you up.
No, but I could totally hook you up.
I could probably find somebody that can do that for me.
But I would have to be somebody that I totally, absolutely trust and felt comfortable with.
So you might know that person?
I know a few.
I would love my man to learn how to do those beautiful, intricate.
Delicate.
That takes a long time.
But I've got a ring that says we're going to grow old together.
I've had some time.
I think we're okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm into bondage.
I've realized.
What about you, Kelly Shibari?
I love bondage, but obviously my last name is Shibari for a reason.
So what does Shibari mean?
Shibari is Japanese bondage, which is not the kind of, you don't use like straps and things like that.
It's very specifically with rope.
It's a very specific kind of tie.
And it's an art form.
It is.
It looks really, really pretty.
Like when you look at a lot of bondage photos and go, wow, that looks really, really pretty.
You know, like I don't want to say it looks like macrame, but I mean, if it, you know, if you're not into that lifestyle, you would go, okay, it kind of looks like really, really erotic macrame.
And that's usually Shibari.
I've just learned to appreciate the art of Shibari in the last several years, you know, because I started very simply with liking to be tied up.
And then started to appreciate and the work that goes into it is just amazing.
So I'm definitely a big pro on the bondage portion.
Stevie, what about you?
Are you, as I'm playing with my titties, sorry, don't mean to distract you.
I know.
I just.
Well, I'm going to have to, it's actually really warm in studio today.
It's been really cold the past few weeks, but it's gotten.
So Stevie, while you talk, I'm going to show everybody who's watching the show on skidrowstudios.com.
Me taking off my shirt.
Oh, okay.
You're going to take your shirt off.
I'm wearing my tank top.
But she's still taking your shirt off.
The left arm is coming out.
No, no, no.
She's doing it very subjectively.
Stevie, you can answer the question.
Stevie, don't turn this into a, I don't have any stripper music.
I'm watching you and it's too fucking sexy.
Am I hot?
Okay, here.
You're hot.
You're live.
I can hear you.
I couldn't hear myself earlier.
Well, listen.
Hello.
Okay.
Are you into bondage?
Are you into being tied up and having someone be completely in charge of you where you, you have no control?
No.
Not yet.
No.
I'm not at that part.
No.
No, because I meet some strange characters.
Oh, yeah.
You've had some awesome stories so far.
You're in the back of vans with no windows.
What do you?
Yeah.
It was really.
Yeah.
People pick you up on the side of the street in downtown LA and go, hey, come with us.
We've got candy.
And he does.
And he goes.
He almost went up to a crack addict the other day and asked for a hit off of his pipe.
What?
He wasn't going to do it.
That was around the corner.
What?
That was around the corner.
He was doing this.
He was taking photographs of Linnea Quigley and she was holding up this giant sign that said maps to the porn stars homes.
And they were taking photos.
I saw them when I was driving into work.
I thought it was hysterical.
And Stevie actually said to Linnea, let's go ask him if we can have a hit.
Stevie.
Well, because she looks at me.
She doesn't take aspirin.
Okay.
This is my horrified face.
I.
They were.
Those guys are smoking crack.
And I looked over and I said, hey, let's just go ask him if we can get a hit.
Just joke around.
She's like, no, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
And I was like, yeah, let's just do it.
Be like, hey, can you spare a hit?
What if he said yes?
Can you give us a hit?
We lost our rock.
Yeah.
What would you have done if he said yes?
I would have just walked.
I would have like.
Ran.
You would have ran.
Yeah.
We would have just kept walking and laughing.
So the basics of BDSM, the B, you are a definite no.
You don't trust anyone to tie you up.
That tells me a lot about you.
Well, unless they have a machine that could do it.
A machine?
Yeah.
Like some kind.
No, even then I wouldn't.
Not like a virtual.
Like, I don't know.
You know, I just got spanked in this chair yesterday.
By a girl.
And I didn't think I would like it.
But Anna Fox.
Anna Fox.
Oh, gosh.
She is so fucking hot.
One of the most beautiful women you've ever seen in your life.
Anna Fox is beautiful.
Oh, my God.
But we ended up.
I was here and I got spanked.
And I was like, oh, my gosh.
And then she did it.
And I was like, hmm.
Not as bad as you thought.
Well, there's different degrees of spanking.
Well, I told him the cup and told him where the meaty part was and where to spank and where to hit.
So I gave him a little bit of guidance.
So you're saying that you like spanking.
No, no.
You don't like being spanked.
Well, it was both.
I had to spank because you were showing me how to spank.
And then I got spanked.
But I think I would much.
I'd rather get spanked.
I don't know if you want to do the spanking.
And you didn't know that you were even going to like it at all.
No, it just came out.
Well, because we had to do it.
Well, that's all part of the experience, right?
So you try different things and you find what you like and what you don't like.
I try everything.
Yeah.
Well, that's.
That's.
We're going to find out.
We're going through the list.
Jenny, you are always quiet on the other side.
I know you're listening.
I know you can hear us.
I know that you can't.
We can hear you.
I know she's giggling, but we can't hear her because she's behind the glass.
She's going to talk.
She knows what to do.
So, Jenny, on the B of the BDSM, we're going to start very simple before we get every single Tuesday.
We're going to get deep into this list.
So get ready.
And I want you to answer honestly.
How do you feel about the bondage portion of BDSM?
BDSM being tied up, being out of control, allowing someone else complete domination over you?
I'm going to have to say that.
I mean, because she's always so cute and so demure.
And I think.
What do you guys think?
Yeah, that's a good way to go about it.
I think you're super freak.
I think you're totally kinky.
I do too.
You like, you know, to get like needles stuck in your skin and spanked and people calling you names.
I don't think she goes that far, but I definitely think.
I know she's got a kinky side.
I'm going with you on that one for sure.
She's giggling.
She is giggling.
I'm going to say that.
Yes, you do like to be tied up and bound.
Stevie?
I wouldn't.
Do I like to be tied up?
We have to hear you just sitting there nodding.
What do you think?
What do I think?
Well, I asked you guys.
Oh, okay.
What we thought.
What we thought.
And Stevie wasn't paying attention.
No, I was trying to picture her tied up.
I think.
I already have.
Oh, no.
She's posing.
She's got her hands.
Maybe, but with like a tie, not like ropes or like.
So more like a scar.
Like a scar.
Something nice.
So we all agree, Jenny, that we think.
I think she's harder than that.
Wow, this is what you guys think of me.
Yes.
It's like a secret life of Jenny.
Because you have so much power in the studio.
You have to run everything and do all this.
We just figured you like to like let go and not have to be in charge of anything.
Oh, so you think she's like.
Tied up.
She's like a really strong dominatrix.
She's like full leather with like these like thigh high boots.
No, she's the opposite.
She's got to do all this stuff in the studio.
So she allows.
Oh, so she's subby at home.
Yeah.
She's subby at home because she's in charge when she's at work.
Exactly.
I don't know.
Now I'm completely imagining her with like her hair completely like slicked back in a ponytail.
And just.
And like a full leather catsuit.
And like thigh high boots all laced up and like a little tiny like waist cincher corset.
Yeah.
That would be hot.
Jenny, what's the truth here?
I don't really want to answer it.
What?
Yeah.
I know.
There's a lot of things in life we don't want to do.
But we have to.
No one.
No one.
It's.
It's good.
It's.
So you like to be tied up.
It's good.
Me.
It's.
What.
Yeah.
What exactly does that mean?
I wouldn't reject it.
Have you done it before?
I don't think to the extent that it's.
You just like little slap and tickle.
Yeah.
Like.
You know what?
I have a little kit that Adam and Eve sent to us recently.
And it's.
It's a.
Basic.
B.
Bondage and.
Domination kit.
It's got restraints.
It's got a blindfold.
It's got a little paddle.
Yeah.
I've never used any of that stuff.
But.
I'm not opposed to having a little paint.
So if I were.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
And this is when we find out that she's not really into bondage.
But she's into.
Beat the fuck out of me.
No.
No.
She's into.
She's into erotic spanking.
Oh.
No.
No.
No.
You're not into.
You're not into spanking?
Yeah.
See.
Yeah.
You're into a little erotic spanking.
And being told that you're a bad girl.
I'm just going into this hole right now.
No.
No.
No.
You're.
No.
I can totally see it now.
She's like.
Completely like.
You know.
And doggy.
And.
And her guys with her.
And saying that she is a bad girl.
You are the bad girl.
Good thing Andy said.
That's what I'm wondering.
I thought maybe.
Yes.
You had done something with somebody.
That wasn't Andy.
And you weren't answering it.
Oh no.
Because he'd be like.
We didn't do that.
And you're not just like.
I'm like.
When did you do that?
I didn't do that.
With somebody else.
And you're like.
Oh yeah.
It was back in college.
Past relationships.
It was a long time ago.
That's what I was thinking.
I can't even remember who it was.
It was so long ago.
The night was a blur.
So bondage is a yes for.
For our beautiful.
Oh Jenny.
And I'm going to give you a little kit.
To take home tonight.
And then.
But you have a homework assignment.
Okay.
You need to take this home.
I want you to try it.
And then by next Tuesday.
When we come back on the air.
You have to tell us your experience.
I have to report on it.
You have to report on it.
Okay.
But that also.
Also has to be like.
If the.
My partner's good.
Right?
Like.
What if it's not good.
And I'm just like.
I hate it.
I don't want to do it ever again.
That's okay.
That's totally okay.
You don't.
You don't have to be into BDSM.
It doesn't make you.
Oh.
It's just.
She's saying.
It doesn't make you.
My partner's not very good at it.
Wait.
Well.
No.
No.
Hold on.
It doesn't make you a bad girl.
We'll still love you.
Okay.
We'll just find other things.
For you to take home.
So.
No.
She might be into like.
A little forced orgasm.
You know.
Oh.
I bet you would love that.
You have to lay there.
You have to lay there.
You're not allowed to move.
And your partner has to use.
Like a magic wand on you.
I hate.
Oh.
That's tough.
I hate forced orgasm.
So maybe Jenny's like.
A little bit secretly vanilla.
And we're just trying to like.
Make her super kinky.
I don't think so.
If you were lying here.
You will never know.
What?
You know what?
Come on in.
We don't get you close enough.
To us ever.
We'll turn the cameras off.
We'll lie you down on the floor.
And give you a forced orgasm.
It's amazing.
I mean.
I swear to God.
We'll turn all the cameras off.
And what it is.
We'll get the shibari wand out.
And put it on your clit.
And you're not allowed to come.
So you just get to lay there.
And we're going to make you feel better.
And better.
And better.
And we.
It's.
The only way you get to come.
Is when we decide that you do.
I don't like that.
What if she comes?
See.
See.
I'm back.
I'm back to the whole.
She doesn't like being told what to do.
No.
So she's not into bonding.
She's not into discipline.
She's a dom.
You're a dom.
You're definitely not submissive.
Yeah.
That'll be me later.
Thinking about her in a leather cat suit.
Oh.
Jenny.
I'm so flattered.
Oh.
Jenny.
That's so fucking hot.
With those little Betty Page bangs.
She's so fucking hot.
I know.
Isn't she?
One of these days.
We're going to get her.
I can guarantee it.
We're going to get her.
Well.
She can come in and spank me.
Oh.
Would you come in.
And.
And.
And.
And.
And.
And when we play the next game, will you come in and spank Kelly Shabari?
Um.
Sure.
And that's how I'll find out how dommy she is.
Oh.
I just don't want to.
You don't want to be in camera?
That's okay.
We could put her in a full leather hood.
Oh.
I've got a mask for you.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
No.
I've got one.
I do.
We'll put you in the mask.
No.
No.
I'll just.
We'll just take Jenny home someday.
No.
I want to.
I want to beat her right here.
She doesn't want to be on the air.
No.
Put the mask on her.
Yeah.
but she doesn't want to wear a mask.
Do you want to wear a mask?
No, no, no.
This is all about consent.
She's not consenting, so we're going to walk off.
I'll give her a booty slap off air.
Okay.
She'll like it.
All right, you know what?
We'll take that.
That's okay.
Stevie, get the cameras ready.
Please, Jenny's not looking, okay?
Pretend that you're just standing there.
Tell her you're going to run to the bathroom.
You can turn the sound off so you're not listening.
What?
What do we say?
What?
I hear everything.
I thought that half the time you were back there, that you're always...
I just wasn't doing anything?
No, I'm watching you move the cameras around and get everybody all the shots and get everything going.
No, I know that you're doing stuff.
I know that you're working back there, but I didn't know you actually...
I don't know what she's doing underneath that desk, though.
We can never ever see your hands.
Yeah, right?
Will you juggle your titties for us just once?
Nobody can see you over there.
Ah!
Woo!
We have a Jenny titty juggle right then, right there, right here, and right now.
That's a first on the air.
That was beautiful.
You guys never see me do it when you're doing it to your co-host.
Are you back there doing it?
It's just so catchy.
Like, I can't not do it, you know?
Well, yeah, I mean, it's catchy.
Everybody out there, hashtag juggle your tits to blame it on Ginger.
Exactly.
What would Ginger do?
I think secretly everyone that listens or watches knows that Ginger is doing it.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
you do that, so their automatic thing, all right, when they hear that song and that chorus part, They have to jump in.
Let me juggle, let me juggle my tits.
So every time you hear the song, Even the men.
What would Ginger do?
By the bones, everybody out there, guys, girls, everybody, just grab your titties and start juggling them.
Yeah.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Even the guys.
Everybody.
You can juggle them up and down, back and forth, push them together, squeeze them, use your elbows just to make that cleavage to the perfect point where you can slide a cock right...
Stevie just got nervous.
Just slide a cock right down in his eye.
Well, that's because Stevie is thinking about putting a cock in between his.
Like, it's just not working.
Wait.
No.
You just have to stick it in my mouth or somewhere else.
Go like this.
Not between my clit.
Instead of squeezing your titties together, just take your...
Hold my mouth.
Your hands.
Well, he can take his butt cheeks.
I look like a fish if I do that.
Well, he can take his butt cheeks.
Are you saying I look like a fish?
I don't think that's That's not easy to do.
Is it sexy?
Wait.
No.
No, that's not sexy.
No, maybe.
In a really strange, like little geisha lips.
Just keep swimming.
Like those little flower bows.
Just one little bow here and one there.
This show has completely derailed into like finding Nemo.
That's what my son calls me.
That's my nickname is Nemo because I...
or is Dory because I...
I was going to say you're not...
We're more Dory than Nemo.
I'm so Dory.
All right.
So we've gotten through the B on the BDS and we're going to when we come back from the break we're going to go into details about different things that we would and would not do.
Bondage.
The next one is either domination or...
Discipline.
Discipline.
Which I love.
I'll say big yes for me.
Kelly?
I'm a definitely not necessarily domination but I really do enjoy discipline.
And I enjoy the discipline as well.
Stevie?
Discipline?
Domination?
No.
No.
Jenny?
Discipline?
Domination?
Discipline?
Both.
Yes.
Okay.
She's coming over to the bright side.
See, I told you she wasn't into bondage but she was totally into like, you know, being told she's a...
She's a...
Hold on.
A bad girl.
See?
She's been a very bad boy.
And Stevie's been a very bad boy.
Stevie's been a very bad boy.
I can see you taking over your man.
I can totally see that.
All right.
So bondage, either domination or discipline.
Now, the S stands for sadism and M for masochism as far as I understand.
And I'm going to combine those two for myself personally.
Not really.
There's nothing.
We'll go through the list and I'll find out.
I may find that there are things that I'm into that I didn't know that fall into those categories.
But in general, I'm not into sadism or masochism.
I thought the S was for like, what are those other ones?
I don't know.
Sex?
Sex?
No.
I don't know.
Sociopath.
Sodomy.
Sociopath.
No.
Did you just say filthiopath?
Sociopath.
It's with an S.
It's not filthiopath.
It's sociopath.
It's super.
No, no.
I'm definitely not a sadist.
I don't like to inflict pain on other people.
I am.
I'm, and I'm not really a masochist in that I don't like receiving pain, like physical pain.
But I like, I like mind fucking.
So, like, I like people like, in scene, not all the time.
Right.
Not seven days a week.
But like, when we're playing, I do enjoy a little bit of masochism that way.
Maybe I'll find out that I do.
It just, A little tease and denial.
Okay.
I like the tease and denial.
It just, the sound of it scares me still.
Yeah.
There's still that.
I think that's why I'm more into discipline than it is about being masochistic.
I agree.
Stevie?
No.
No.
No.
He's just a total vanilla, vanilla boy.
He got spanked by a girl yesterday.
I got spanked.
Yeah, it was a whole different, but like, I don't know, the mind games and stuff.
I don't know, because I'm so to the point that, like, the game, when, I don't think that part would, it would really piss me off.
To me, to me, the mind games during, especially like during sex, or the, like the foreplay before sex, to me, the tease and denial, that kind of play, the mind fuckery, is really hot.
It actually really will turn me on.
When I walk into the bedroom and Nick says, take your pants off.
Oh, yeah.
Or take your clothes off.
And just, he's just lying in the bed with his jeans on, his shirt unbuttoned, and just, take your, take your clothes off.
And I take my pants off and he goes, no, I said, take your clothes off, all of them now.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, it's just like too much.
Once somebody starts, once they start it, like, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, And so like trying to like hold back in the weight and tease and all that.
That's hot though.
I'm like, I would be a mess.
You'd be like, no, let's be done with this already.
Yeah.
Maybe as we go through our list, you'll let myself and or Kelly try a couple little things on you because you trust me, don't you?
Oh, gosh.
Well, don't trust me.
I'm telling you that.
Don't trust me.
He's looking at Kelly for safety.
I'm not helping you.
No.
I am not here to save you.
Well, we're going to go through the list and we'll find out.
Okay.
Because I wasn't sure if this was like a widow's wheel.
We'll let you know in just a second.
That's the Wharton's wheel.
What the hell is a widow's wheel?
It's Stevie's version of the Wharton's wheel.
The Wharton Berg wheel.
Thank you.
Is it Wharton Berg?
Yes.
I call it the Wharton wheel.
The Wharton Berg wheel.
I call it the widow's wheel and people will be like, what is that?
What the fuck is that?
I'm going to go buy one.
There'll be a huge.
Somebody go buy widowswheel.com.
Um, Jenny, S&M, sadokism, masochism.
You said that's inflicting pain and then building up.
I'm not quite sure what it is.
Kelly?
That's why I'm not sure if I like it or not.
Okay, so sadism is inflicting pain.
Like you like to inflict pain on people.
Like you like spanking people and you like poking them with sharp objects and, you know, that kind of stuff.
And the masochism.
Electrocuting them.
Or yeah, violent wand play, that kind of thing.
And then masochism is the opposite.
You like receiving it.
You like.
You like pain.
Like you sexualize pain.
Like I have a friend of mine who, um, likes, she actually sexualizes pain so much that she gets off the more you hurt her physically.
Oh, no, I can't do that.
Um.
I haven't done that either.
Yeah.
Sexualized pain.
I don't think I can see another person.
But now is the pain you're talking about like from a level one to ten?
Is it?
Well, yeah, I think I think that even if people say that they're a sadist, they could be, you know, like a sensualist.
You know, like a sensual sadist all the way to like a hardcore, you know, Gorian, you know.
Yeah.
I'm going to leave bruises on you.
You know, we're going to we're going to play this entire game with you.
It's going to take a while to get through it.
So we may find out that.
No, don't be sorry that you you're something that you don't know that you are.
I just found out that I'm a sadist and a masochist.
That's when Kelly told me what it meant.
Yeah.
The way you play my freaking boobs at the top of the show, you're kind of a sadist.
Yeah.
You know what?
I think I am.
I think I am.
We're going to find out more when we get back.
We've got Emily Kay coming in today.
We've got Seth Gamble coming in today.
We've got Where's Your Willie?
We've got some cunt punching going on.
We've got more.
I know it's going to be a fabulous show.
I am a sadist.
We'll be right back on Ginger Lynn.
No, blame it on Ginger.
Fuck me.
Blame it on Ginger.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
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And it should feel good.
I'm not a pain slut.
So I'm like, yeah, that's not working for me.
So let's go back to my vagina.
Have you ever had anal sex, period?
Oh, yeah.
I love anal sex.
But I don't particularly have a lot of enjoyment currently with porno anal.
Okay.
Because of the size.
That's the giant dicks that they think that everybody wants to set their pussies, which is not true at all.
Well, most of my fans know that.
Like, I'm a big fan of, like, the national average size penis.
And so am I.
That's my favorite size.
Right.
I love the national average.
And I think, you know, or a little bit larger than national average.
I don't necessarily need, like, you know, 11 and a half inches of cock.
I don't.
That just, no.
It's terrifying.
I like cock that I can put anywhere.
I want a cock that will fit in my mouth, down my throat, in my pussy, and in my ass.
I want a cock that fits me everywhere.
Well, yeah.
I mean, it just seems wasteful.
I agree.
To have all the extra cock outside.
I agree.
Yeah.
A thousand percent.
I'm just really enjoying saying the word cock on the air today, apparently.
Cock.
Cock.
Cock.
I'm going to go with the exact same answer as you did.
I think that anal play, it's definitely something that I am involved in on a regular basis.
Yes.
Essential.
I'm between.
Between a three and a four.
Now, when I'm in the mood, I'm between a three and a five.
When I'm in the mood, it's essential and I want it.
And I love to have my asshole licked.
I love to have a finger in my asshole.
I love to have your tongue in my asshole.
I love.
I think it's a good alternative when you're, like, having your time of the month.
Well, I don't have a time of the month.
I had all my stuff taken out years ago.
So, for me, I don't even have to worry about that.
Wow.
But one of the things you might want to try that Nina Hart, taught me was when you're on an asshole, if you take.
When you say when you're on an asshole, are you talking about when you're on some sort of jerk?
Yeah, you're on this asshole.
Lick both your thumbs.
Shove them up as.
No.
Pull them apart.
Quickly.
That's amazing.
And then spit.
No.
If you're dealing, if you're eating an asshole, if you're around an asshole, and it's not someone that you don't like.
One of the things that Nina taught me to do is you lick both your thumbs.
And then you make a little circle you make from the six to the twelve.
Oh yeah, I love anal massage.
And the six to the twelve.
And you massage that area.
I love that.
I love your thumbs going out of the little part of the hole.
I love.
I love the whole thing.
I love when your cock presses up against my asshole.
I love when you don't put it in and you're above me.
I don't like it when they're trying to go in my vagina and they try to end it.
And they end up in my butt.
No, no, no, no.
No.
No, I like it when it's under my butt.
You're like, no, wrong hole.
Ah.
But sometimes that can be hot too.
No.
No.
Uh-uh.
My butthole's tight for a reason.
So I'm a three to a five on the butthole.
Okay.
It's definitely a big part of my repertoire.
It's not a daily thing.
It's not even necessarily a monthly thing.
It's a bonus.
When I'm into it.
Yeah.
I'm really into it.
I'm really into it.
And I try.
I just had my asshole.
Want to look?
I just had my pussy, my ass waxed.
It looks really pretty.
You got a Brazilian?
I did.
Not a, uh, yes.
Oh, look at your little cute pink sporty panties.
I know.
And they match my bra.
Her panties.
What is going on with you?
You're like matching your bra and panties lately.
If you're not watching, it's like a satin bra.
Wow.
I've got to think about that.
I have to.
I just never wear panties.
What I, that's, that's a good thing about pussy.
That's how I match it.
If it doesn't, if your pant, my panties don't match, I won't wear them.
We'll go without them.
You know, it's because of porn that I actually started wearing, buying panties to begin with because they need it for the pretty girl photos.
Right.
But up until then, like through college, I started going commando in college because my boyfriend back then was commando too.
It feels good.
And I've kind of like never stopped.
And so I've never really had to worry about like panty lines or things like that.
Are you wearing panties now?
Of course not.
I love you.
Can I have another soft kiss?
Ooh, another kiss.
Close.
Hmm.
Hmm.
So you want to show me your butthole?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, I'm going to show you because I just got waxed.
I'll show you the butthole first.
You got to step forward just a little bit.
You got to step forward into the light.
And she's showing off.
Aw, so cute.
Oh, look, she's spreading now.
Oh, you don't even need to spread it.
I can see it just fine.
Isn't it pretty?
It's very pretty.
And now look at my pussy.
And now Jen just comes to her pussy.
This is why I come to the radio show.
Oh, so they waxed it, but they left a little V.
I have a triangle of a little blonde.
And they waxed it that way.
Yeah.
That's the way I like it.
Where do you go?
Do you go to Pink Cheeks?
No.
Everybody keeps talking to me about that.
I've had the same girl for like the last 15 years.
Does she come to you?
No.
Okay.
No.
Does Pink Cheeks come to you?
No.
Not that I know of.
No.
Pink Cheeks.
Okay.
So Pink Cheeks is a waxing salon in the Valley that all the porn girls used to go to back in the 90s.
And then somebody and all the girls would go on Howard Stern.
And would talk about how they went to Pink Cheeks.
And so Howard Stern started talking about Pink Cheeks and became like this thing.
It got written up in all the magazines.
Like that's the place you have to go.
And so when I first started out in the business, I was like, because I've always shaved.
And I was like, okay, I'm going to go to Pink Cheeks because it's legendary.
You know, you got to go.
And it's like this tiny little salon.
But they know what they're doing.
They really do.
Right.
In what way?
Well, that's all they do.
Well, they know the whole art of waxing in a way that doesn't hurt you so much.
And it really is an art form.
I mean, it's not like 40 year old version.
Right.
Right.
You know, that scene where they're like.
They rip off your whole.
You know, seven top layers of skin.
But I've since then gone back to just shaving.
It's just easier for me.
It is easier.
But I love the feeling when I get waxed.
I've got a good week, maybe two that it's like a baby's butt.
Wow.
It lasts that long?
Does it?
How do you get it to last so long?
Because I've got, look at my hair.
My hair is baby fine.
I have got.
Now, what I will say is I do like having my butt waxed.
Waxed.
Waxed.
Because it feels really good.
It does.
And it's kind of an awkward.
Like when you go and get your stuff, your nether parts waxed at a salon, it's kind of funny because, you know, when you get your, you know, your vulva get when you get that waxed, you kind of like it's kind of like going to an OBGYN, like your legs are up in your ear on your back.
But when for them to wax your butt, you got to get on all fours and have your butt in the air.
Mm hmm.
And then they wax it.
And you feel like this.
What's that?
Nice breeze on my butt all of a sudden because they put this warm wax on and then they rip it off.
So for me, I enjoy that.
I don't necessarily again because I'm not a pain slut.
You mess.
No.
And it's not that painful on my butt.
No.
But it's really painful around my vagina.
So, you know, so I'd much.
That's why I went back to shaving.
Oh, I see.
That would make sense.
Yeah.
And for me, I'm so used to the girl that's been doing it.
I've had the same girl for so long.
And that we're talking about kids.
We're talking about men.
We're talking about our lives.
We're talking about parties.
We're talking about.
I'll go wax with you.
Okay.
I've got the best girl ever.
You will love her.
I'll go with you.
We'll try it once.
See, I'm afraid of any girl in the air.
We'll see if I like it again.
You just find that I don't even notice.
We're just talking.
Because I'll be the girl that gets her butt waxed and then goes home and shaves everything else.
I just go to get the butt wax.
I will take my girl.
She just wants someone to play with her ass.
She's in the valley.
And she's.
Okay.
She does my facials.
She does my ass.
I think she's really kind of into the pain part of it.
So I am giving anal play the same score that Kelly Shabari did.
Stevie.
For anal play?
Anal play.
I'm a three to a five.
If I have to give one number, I'm going to go with a five.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that Stevie's totally into the butt.
I was going to do that, but I changed my mind because I'm going to have to go with a two.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah.
A two.
Are you a top?
I always had to top because.
Well.
Because.
Because.
Because.
Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
Everybody I met.
I always had to top.
Because everybody that you hooked up with was a bottom.
Was a bottom.
But they would look hot.
You know, they were hot.
They were hot.
They looked like they should be tops.
Right.
And they wanted the bottom.
And I was stuck.
Like.
It was.
It's like a workout for your legs.
Because these, you know.
To be a top.
Yeah.
Especially if the guy's like bigger than you.
Like.
You know.
You're trying to climb.
I'm five four and the guy's like six something.
Yeah.
It's like climbing a mountain.
Yeah.
And.
As far as like.
I wouldn't let anybody lick my ass.
No.
For like the longest time.
I was like.
No.
I don't want you to lick my ass.
Don't lick my ass.
And they begged.
Either they're begging to kiss me.
Or they want to lick my ass.
And I'm like.
I don't want my ass eaten.
And one night.
I was drunk.
You.
I was drunk.
No.
Hold on.
I have to get ready for this.
Yeah.
Oh.
This isn't that bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Well.
It could be kind of bad.
If you're watching.
If you're watching.
On Skid Row Studios.com.
I'm completely like.
Have my.
Both my hands on my.
On my chin.
Let me move my book out of your way.
Yeah.
You gotta join me.
You totally have to join me.
I want to hear the story.
Okay.
Let me move my microphone.
Oh no.
We both have our.
Our elbows on the table.
Our hands clasped.
Listening.
Together.
At our.
Just under our chins.
And our.
Our fingers on the side of our face.
Listening.
Listening.
So intently.
We want to know.
What.
Happened.
That changed.
Stop taking a photo.
I know.
Just take a picture.
Tell us the story.
What happened was.
Tell us.
Tell us.
Tell us.
I just met this guy.
I didn't even know him.
But he had these curls.
That sounds like you.
Yeah.
He had these like angelic curls in his hair.
He's kind of like this surfer dude.
And.
We started.
I don't know.
We were talking.
And then he wanted to go get a drink.
So we went and got a drink.
And then.
We ended up sitting.
Sitting on the steps of this restaurant.
And then.
He was horny.
And so.
Weren't you?
Yeah.
I was.
But.
Okay.
And it was weird.
Yes.
But it's always better to blame it on the other person.
Hence the name of the show.
Blame it on Ginger.
Blame it on Ginger.
Blame it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ginger made me think I should just sit there.
And he ended up.
He was trying to blow me.
And I was like.
No.
And then I kept pushing him off of me.
And pushing him off of me.
And then he.
You're just playing hard to get.
He wanted my ass.
And I was like.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now.
Did he say to you.
I want to eat your ass.
Or.
Did you have your.
Your pants down.
Around your ankles at that point.
And was he sucking your dick.
And then just kind of.
Turned you around.
He pulled my pants off.
But I kept pushing him away.
And then.
What's wrong with you?
He got me down on the ground.
And then he.
Was.
We was like.
I was covering myself.
So he couldn't get me.
You're covering your.
Your.
Your cock.
Or your.
Your butthole.
I was covering my cock.
And then I had my pants down.
Mid thought.
What is wrong with you honey?
This is like the weird.
No.
No.
Let him tell the story.
This is a weird story.
And then he ended up.
He got me.
And then he ended up.
He pushed.
You know.
He just grabbed my legs.
And pushed him over.
And then he went.
And started.
Eating my ass.
And I was freaking out.
Because I was like.
Oh no.
And then I was wiggling.
And he was like.
So good.
It's like it felt.
Really really good.
And I was like.
You know.
I haven't.
Had a chance to go.
Jump in the shower.
It's been sweating all day.
You know.
It's a little.
Embarrassing here.
But he ended up.
As he was doing it.
Because he stuck his.
Head.
It got stuck.
Because it was.
Stuck in the crotch of my jeans.
His head got stuck in your ass?
It got stuck to my ass.
By the jeans.
Just.
Push.
His head got stuck.
And then.
Weirdest story ever.
It was so strange.
And he just.
For.
And the whole time.
He's eating my ass.
I'm thinking.
Because I know I hate it.
I was like.
It's like he's.
I know I hate it.
But you're.
You know what it is.
Because he knew.
He was supposed to hate it.
Because he'd been telling himself.
That it wasn't going to be good.
And in reality.
I just didn't want.
The thought of spit in my butt.
Right.
I'm the same way.
I don't know if I want.
No it's sexy.
Spit in there.
What if you have a cold or something.
And I catch the flu.
You're not going to catch a cold.
From your butthole.
From your butthole.
That doesn't happen.
You just never know.
I did a movie once.
Called Dr. Ginger.
I know it doesn't happen.
But go on.
So what happened.
Okay.
So I see.
I see our next guest.
Kind of like.
Wandering through the windows.
He's here.
Yeah.
We've got Seth coming in.
Tell the rest of your story.
What did he do?
And then he just.
The whole time he was.
Look at my ass.
I thought.
He's.
If I had a pussy.
He'd totally be eating my pussy.
Right now.
But I don't know.
So maybe your butt is your pussy.
So he was eating it.
And then it was funny.
Because when he.
When he was done.
He goes.
He goes.
Of course he says.
I've never done that before.
And I thought.
There's no way.
If I didn't like it.
And I like it now.
You obviously knew.
What you were doing.
Oh.
This is my first time.
I've never done this before.
And in the meantime.
And yet.
I know exactly.
What I'm supposed to be doing.
He's never had his asshole licked.
Oh my gosh.
Is right there going.
Oh my gosh.
I've never had this done to me before either.
And I'm not going to make you move.
Right.
Because I'm trapping you with my butt.
And he was.
I don't know.
He kept licking the taint area too.
Like there was something in there.
So he was like.
Oh.
He's like.
I just love eating pussy.
I love eating pussy.
I was just acting like you had a pussy.
And I was thinking.
That's what.
I was going on in my head.
So.
The second time I saw him.
We went to Santa Barbara.
And I was so horny.
We went to this beach.
You have to hike there.
You hike.
And you have to go way down these stairs.
And.
We were on the beach.
And nobody was around.
So I just.
Put him on the rock.
And I took my clothes off.
And then I just sat on his face.
For the second time.
And it was so hot.
So you loved it.
I liked it.
But I haven't let anybody else.
Do it.
Like.
You know what.
He's kind of going.
He licked it like a pig.
He's a pussy.
He's a pussy.
He's a pussy.
And that's a really great technique to use.
If you're going to eat an asshole.
Is to lick it the same way.
That you would a pussy.
But you've got even.
You've got.
Less to play with.
But more at the same time.
It's.
There's so many nerve endings there.
Your clit has.
I think what.
Like.
I have a question real quick.
Oh yes.
What did he tell you then?
Like.
The first time.
He didn't say.
He didn't.
He just went for it.
He didn't say a thing.
He didn't say.
Oh this is my first time doing it again.
No.
No.
By then.
It was his second silly.
It was his second.
But.
I was wondering.
It would have been funny if he said it was the first.
If he said something.
But it was.
He didn't say anything.
He couldn't.
I mean it was just more.
He could have said something.
He just was like.
It would have been.
This is my first time doing it again.
Like an asshole.
Oh wait.
No.
No.
We had gone there before.
I know that.
But in case he says it to everybody.
He might have forgotten.
Oh.
No.
That was.
That.
That.
And.
You know.
Today.
I'd have to say it's still a two.
Because today.
You know.
I have never.
Ever gotten fucked really good.
It's always been really lousy.
And really boring.
You've never gotten fucked really good?
Never in my life.
Gotten fucked really good.
Like just some guy.
Oh you swear?
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Always stopped.
Or something happened.
Or.
Yeah.
So.
You're always the fucker.
And you've never been the.
And I bet you're a good fucker too.
Well there are times.
Well because.
Because.
I was into it.
Sometimes I wasn't into it.
It would go on for two or three hours.
Two or three hours.
And.
What?
Yeah.
I don't know.
There's just some nights.
Two or three hours of fucking.
That's just way too long.
It is.
Too much.
It is.
It's way too much.
Sometimes I just can't come.
If I'm not into it mentally.
I can still stay aroused.
I can still stay aroused.
And keep fucking.
But.
I can't come.
Because I'm just not there.
You're not there.
I'm not there.
You need to get a reel in your head.
Like we have.
And as we go on.
Week to week.
With our BDSM checklist.
Today we got through number one.
On our.
And.
And.
And.
That's why this show is going to take forever.
It's going to take.
But you know what?
It's always going to be interesting.
I want to thank you for listening.
I am Ginger Lynn.
You can listen to me.
Or.
No.
You can listen to me here on Skid Row Studios.com.
But you can also follow me on Twitter.
My Twitter name is Blame It On Ginger.
I'm here with.
Kelly Shabari.
And Kelly Shabari.
Where can people follow you on Twitter?
Kelly Shabari.
That is so cool.
I am.
I'm stalker friendly man.
I'm like.
You know.
If you want to find me.
Just type my name in.
Without a space.
On any social media site.
And that's probably where I'll be.
And you're going to pop up everywhere.
Oh yeah.
The wonderful Kelly Shabari.
And Mr. Skip Happy Snap over here.
Stevie.
Yes.
You are Skip Happy Snap.
If you want to.
You know what?
We're trying.
All one word.
Skip Happy Snap.
We're going for a record.
For Stevie to have the most Twitter followers ever of anyone.
What?
So follow.
Skip.
Really?
Happy Snap.
At Twitter.
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That music has made me in the mood to jump off a building or something.
I don't know.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Let's not play that one again.
It's a little...
No, I need more.
I need some rock and roll.
No, it's actually very soothing.
I like it.
Yeah, but a little bit...
I took a nap.
I took a nap, and when I wake up from a nap, I'm cranky.
You're listening to me.
Oh, no.
Don't be cranky.
Just cranky.
Don't be cranky.
There should only be one person cranky.
Okay, I won't be cranky.
Today is my cranky day.
This is Blame It On Ginger.
You're listening to me, Ginger Lynn, with...
Kelly Shabari.
And our wonderful...
Stevie!
And our guest who just walked into the studio, Seth Gamble.
Yeah, you're totally allowed to laugh.
And I'm introducing Seth because as he walked in the door, I said, Are you hungry?
And he said, Yes.
So I gave him...
Now, I'm from Rockford, Illinois, which is near Chicago.
So I gave him the Chicago mix of...
It's...
Popcorn.
It's an interesting mix.
It's cheese, popcorn, and it's...
Caramel corn, all mixed into one bag.
So I caught him off guard.
So we have Ginger Lynn.
Kelly Shabari.
Stevie!
And...
Seth Gamble.
Can you move your mic a little bit?
Seth Gamble.
There you go.
How you doing?
Thank you so much for being here, Seth Gamble.
It's good to have you on the show.
You too.
It's good to be here.
Now, I ran into you not too long ago at the Expos Awards.
You have been in the adult film industry for how long?
Almost eight years.
Eight years?
Eight years.
Eight years.
I've been almost going on eight years.
That's incredible.
And what's been your favorite part about being in the adult film industry?
Having sex with girls.
Yes!
That was one of my favorite parts, too.
Yeah, it's definitely the highlight of my job.
You know, it's got to be really wonderful to wake up in the morning and do you choose your...
And to say, you know, I'm going to work today.
I'm going to fuck this girl.
I'm going to fuck that girl.
Do you get to choose your own girls?
Or how does that work when you're going to do a scene?
Sometimes I choose the girl, but generally I just...
They book me, I do it.
Whatever girl they get me, I'm pretty okay with it.
Now, do you have a type, a special kind of girl that you especially like?
A type?
They have to have a pussy.
Yeah, pretty much.
I have one.
That's a good type for a girl.
As long as they've got a pussy and a mouth.
As long as it's a hole and I can feel it inside of it, I'm good.
If I stick it in and I can't feel anything in my hand...
It doesn't quite work so well.
So you're not really...
It doesn't really matter.
Brunette?
Redhead?
Blonde?
Whatever.
No.
Big titties, little titties?
Not really in particular.
You know what?
I think I used to be.
I used to be...
I was always like, oh, I want a blonde with big tits.
Right.
But that's not pretty much the norm.
Yeah.
Now, do you have something that you think about when you're with girls?
For me, I always have a little reel in my head that's a backup that I very rarely use.
But what I normally do is I find whatever it is that's the sexiest thing about that person that I'm going to be with right now.
So, like, you know, I'm looking at your eyes.
You've got really fucking amazing eyes.
You've got that look on your face.
And I just...
I would find what turns me on about you.
What do you do when you're with a woman?
What is it that turns you on about being with a woman?
Because you've got all different, as you said, colors of hair and shapes and sizes and ages as well.
What do you do to make yourself find that place you need to go to to be excited and turned on by each woman?
I pretty much do the same thing.
I just find something that I like about them.
And in general, it's just, like, more along the lines of, like, how sexual a person is.
You know, it's like I work with girls from the range of super sexual to a girl that's, like, a dead fish.
So it's, like, at the end of the day when the girl's, like, not really there, I kind of get off on the...
Yeah.
And, I mean, you've been getting...
And the industry's...
I get off on that, too.
Yeah.
I'm weird.
She's just a dead fish.
It's been, like...
It's proven.
I've been doing this for almost eight years.
It's, like, creepier and creepier.
Like, I'll stick my whole fist in a girl's mouth and my dick will get hard.
Right.
Like, back when I was, like...
You just show up and you see boobs and you're, like, eh.
Now you need to, like, kind of push it.
No, but seriously, like, with the industry the way it is, these days so many girls are getting in, you know, that some of these girls don't really have to, like...
They don't feel like they really have to work at it.
So they really are kind of just...
They just kind of flap back it and they just kind of, you know, don't put in the effort.
And it's become a lot different for men.
I got into the business in late 1980.
1983.
Got out in early 1986.
And there was no such thing as, like, the stud.
There were, like, 50 of us and we all worked on the same movies and we all knew each other.
No, everybody.
All the guys were studs.
And they...
Yeah, all six of them.
Right.
They...
And they got all the work.
All six.
And the thing is, nobody there was...
You know, I had this little weird rule.
I would talk to...
Not rule, but I would talk to my performer that I was working with, my co-star, before the scene and go, you know, what do you like?
Like, what turns you on?
What gets you going?
And find out what they liked.
Yeah.
Ask, and then go to the directions.
Go, you know what?
I'm really into getting my asshole licked.
I'm really into getting...
I've done that.
Yeah, you know, I've gone to the director and said, okay, he and I have talked.
He likes his nipples played with.
I want my nipples pinched hard.
These are the things that we're going to do.
Follow us.
And they would do that.
And then I left the business for 13 years and made a comeback.
And there was this whole new breed of men.
And to be a man in the adult film industry today is much different.
Back then, the guys were just...
They were just there.
They had a hard dick and they fucked.
Now, I find that the male performers like yourself that really make it, that really have a name for themselves, are the ones that almost know how to mold and manipulate and open to the camera and find...
Your job is not as walk-in and just fuck easy as it used to be, is it?
No, it's actually...
It's a lot more competition, too, you know?
So, it's a lot more of a...
You know, to actually...
Build your name in this business as a guy or a girl in general, you have to really put something different out there because...
Well, I just always...
I've always had...
And I've said this, like, ever since, like, you know, I started out, is I have such respect for the male performers that can deliver.
Because, you know, for girls, all we really kind of have to do is...
I mean, we can put on...
You know, the better ones that we do put on a good show.
But we don't necessarily have to come on cue.
We don't have to...
We don't have erections.
So, we don't have to, like, maintain a hard on.
Right.
You know?
I can give you a crazy example.
So, like, I'm not going to name names.
But anyway, so, yesterday I was on set.
And I'd worked with this girl, like, at least five or six times.
Yeah, that girl.
Fuck her.
Oh, my gosh.
She's horrible.
Anyway, so, I worked with this girl, like, five or six times.
And, you know, every time we do a scene together, it's always great.
Great time.
But this time it was a boy-boy girl, you know?
And, you know, the male performer I was working boy-boy girl with is, you know, was a lot newer than me, you know?
So, and he doesn't really do them often.
So, it's, like, more, like, kind of gave me the reign.
I have to basically...
Yeah.
Control the whole situation.
Right.
I don't mind doing that.
It's cool.
It's a big responsibility, though.
You're in control of the entire show, basically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, basically...
Shameless, I see you there.
Don't go anywhere.
So, basically, we're doing the scene.
And I worked with this girl a billion times, you know?
Like, you know, we always have a good chemistry and everything's all good.
And I, like, you know, I'm...
I like to get a little, you know, the scene was just bland.
It just was getting really bland.
So, I try to, like...
Change it up a bit.
Yeah.
I just...
I'm one of those...
I mean, I've always been the actor-performer, right?
And, like, now I'm doing, like, 30 to more scenes a month now.
And I'm, like, really going to be the performer of performer.
I kind of, like...
I love the acting.
I'm just continuing to do it.
But, like, I've conquered that and winning awards and doing all that.
So, I kind of want to do more performer.
I want to, like, be the best performer I can be now.
And the best.
The best actor.
Like, before I was still a good performer, but acting was more important to me.
So, anyway, we're doing the scene.
And I grab her by the hair.
And she literally pulls me by my hair and goes, Don't ever do that to me again!
And I'm, like, what the...
Like, what?
My dick went from bone hard to inside of my body.
Yeah.
Totally.
Right?
Oh, no.
So, like...
I mean, I've been doing this for a long time.
So, like, I'm not, like...
I can say five or six years ago, like, if someone got in my head, I might struggle once in a while.
But this time I was just, like...
I'm done.
Fuck this bitch.
Got my dick back hard.
And just, like...
You just went at it.
Whatever.
Yeah.
No, because people...
And I don't mean that, like, in fuck their...
Because it's, like...
It was just so ridiculous.
Because I've worked with her so many times that it was never, like...
It was the one time that she kind of snapped.
It was, like, whoa.
Like, what happened?
Like, you know...
And then, you know, afterwards, she's, like, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
Like, I wasn't trying to free...
And then, you know, I basically got the brunt of the scene, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Because the other guy was more struggling and I was easily to go.
So...
Yeah.
She was, like, oh, I didn't mean to do that.
And she's a really cool chick.
I had no problem.
But I guess...
In that moment.
I guess it was just a sensitive spot.
That was her thing.
And I touched her and I, like, didn't even know.
Yeah.
And it was, like, just, like, bam.
And, you know, that shit happens.
Yeah.
It does.
You know?
And it's, like, these girls, like...
I shoot at a PO...
I direct and perform at a POV amateur site.
And they're brand new girls.
Never done scenes.
Ever.
And, like, you're doing scenes and they're, like...
You're gonna get, like, hit or miss.
Like, you'll know if this girl's gonna do something with her career or if she has potential or if she sucks and she needs to leave.
Because it's, like, a bunch of little girls now.
Yeah, yeah.
No, totally.
I'm 26 years old.
I'm not a...
I'm young, too.
You're a kid.
I'm young.
You know?
I'm not sitting here saying, oh, I'm this...
You know, I'm not an old 35 grown man or nothing like that.
But, you know, I have lived pretty hard in my life.
So I kind of feel I'm on a mature level.
Well, you've also been performing.
Hence why all my friends are in their 40s.
I have no friends my own age.
Yeah.
But anyway, like, you know...
You've also been performing for eight years.
So you know.
Yeah.
And then it's, like, you know, I'm having sex with little 18-year-old girls that are younger than my little sister.
And it's, like, you know, it's, like, I know I'm only 26, but that's strange.
It's a little creepy.
You know?
And it's, like, whoa, like...
It only gets creepier the older you get.
But I'm getting, like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, you little...
I'm all getting all jacked up over it.
But it's cool.
Like, it's, like, the longer I'm in, the more, like, the more dirtier I'm getting.
It's pretty much with women.
Like, I used to be, like, more like the...
I still do all that.
I do all that romance shit all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because you totally fall into that really pretty boy next door, you know, look.
But now I'm doing, like, evil angel stuff.
And I'm freaking stuffing girls' heads in toilets.
Like, I'm doing that shit now.
And I like it.
I met Seth on set on Summer Loving, right?
For Wicked.
Weren't you on that?
Wow, that was a long time ago.
I know.
It was a long time ago.
And he was, like, there just acting, you know.
And you had...
But you did a...
Didn't you do a scene?
Of course, yeah.
Yeah.
And it was a Wicked film.
So it was Asa before she became a contract girl.
And it was, like, you know, and I got to play her mom.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm the one who did everything in Japanese.
Maybe two years older.
Not the same age.
No, no, no.
I'm considerably older than Asa.
But we're both Asian.
So we both look like we're the same age.
So...
You look incredibly young.
Asians don't age.
We just never age.
You just never age.
Yeah.
Stevie's got the same problem.
I want to pick up a quick phone call here.
We've got Seth Gamble here in studio with us right here, right now.
I want to go to my beautiful, my wonderful, my friend, Shameless.
Hi, sweetheart.
How are you?
Hey, Ginger.
How you doing?
Hi, everybody.
Hi.
Hey, Shameless.
Hi.
Shameless, we have not heard from you in a while.
How you been?
I'm doing good.
No, just listening to the show.
I wanted to just say how great it is.
It was very informative and fun.
Are you into the BDSM lifestyle?
Um, not so much.
But depending on the right person, I'd do anything.
You know, that's what I'm...
I'm open.
I'm thinking that.
If you listen in on Tuesdays, there are 200 different segments in that category of BDSM.
So we've got 200 more shows if we're going at the rate we're still going at now.
Because we're only hitting like one topic a week.
So you got four more years of learning anything and everything.
And I learned something today.
You know, I would have said initially that I was a three when it came to anal sex.
I bumped myself up to a five.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I did.
I think it's just comparative to who you have in studio.
Yeah.
And like for me...
Right?
Because my porno anal experience is like zero.
Right.
You know, so compared to me, your anal experience is a five.
Well, and mine is essential in the fact that I would never want to be without it.
It's not something that I do on a daily basis, that it's a huge part of my sex life.
But I do need that.
And I do like things in my ass.
And I do need you to lick my asshole.
And I do want your fingers in there.
I do want you to mess with it.
So...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
And I have to thank you so much.
You sent me a beautiful medley of songs, and you have a fantastic voice, and I just want to say thank you so much for being such a listener, a fan, and a good listener, and a good friend, and also, I'm about to kick you off of words with friends because you're kicking my ass, okay?
No, you beat me.
No, you beat me.
Am I beating you this game?
I haven't won yet.
I don't think I've ever played with you.
What's up with that?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Do you want to come over and bite my butt?
Yeah.
Are you ever going to be in the Los Angeles area?
I'm going to definitely try to be.
Because I would really love to meet you in person.
I feel like I know you.
Yeah, definitely.
I would love to meet you in person.
We'll go to dinner.
We'll have a couple drinks.
And just get to know each other a little better.
I think that would be really nice.
So try and plan one of your routes in the Los Angeles area.
You got it, baby.
All right, sweetheart.
Thank you for calling.
Take care.
Have a good night, all.
You too, sweetheart.
Bye-bye.
She sent me a wonderful little medley.
She sings.
She's got an incredible...
She?
She.
Oh, I thought Shameless was a guy.
No, Shameless is a she.
And she sent me this beautiful medley of...
Shameless sounds a little bit like...
There was another caller that calls in all the time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Sweep?
Not Sweepy.
Sweet out.
Sweepy?
Yes.
Sweepy or Sweet Out.
Maybe Sweepy.
Yeah, you know what?
There's a little Sweepy-ish in her voice.
A little bit.
If you want to give us a call, our phone number is 1-800-893-9562.
We have Seth Gamble in studio.
We've got me, Ginger Lynn.
Kelly Shabari.
Stevie!
I have to burp.
Oh, go for it.
I just did.
Sorry.
It was right there.
You know when they're waiting and I'm on the radio and I keep swallowing the burp and I'm holding it back.
And then you're going to get the hiccups.
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
So, Seth Gamble, now, being in the adult industry for nearly eight years, being such a studly stud, do you think that you know a lot about sex?
I think I can get a girl off.
I think I'm okay.
How about sex facts?
Sex facts, huh?
Sex.
I don't know.
Facts.
Maybe.
All right, we're going to play a little game here.
Now, the way the game is played is...
I don't know.
Don't look at me.
I'm just making sure you're not going to get mad at me.
Why?
It's because it's the cunt punch game.
Yeah, you know what?
Don't know.
Yeah, see, what happens is we ask...
Stevie goes around and asks everybody questions.
If you get it wrong, you get a little punch in your cunt and it actually feels really good.
You're not punching my cunt.
Can you punch your own cunt?
Can I punch yours?
If you get it...
You know what?
If you get it wrong, you can punch my cunt.
Yes, you may.
That just seems so...
I like my pussy.
I don't like punching it.
I like my pussy punch.
So for you, since you don't want to do it...
You know what?
I'll go find something I can spank it with.
I'll slap your pussy.
You might have the Cassius Clay of all pussies.
That's not something I want to put in my resume.
That's horrible.
Okay.
I've got the bionic pussy, so you can't have that title.
No, I don't want that either.
Okay, well, so...
Mine's very friendly.
Can I spank you if you get it wrong?
Yes, you can totally spank me.
Okay, all right.
So no cunt punching.
No, thank you.
So Stevie, if you get one wrong...
How can I get one wrong?
I'm reading them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he knows the answers.
All right, never mind.
Seth is looking over here.
Seth.
Oh.
If you get an answer wrong...
Now, if you get it right, you get to choose what you do.
What do you do to the other person?
As long as they're consenting.
And I'm...
Yeah, you're just going to have to see how it goes.
How do you feel about donkey punching?
No!
Good God, no.
What's a donkey punch?
Can you get the baseball bat out, Jenny?
We've got some...
I love that.
Cunt punching is not okay, but donkey punching, sure.
Bring it.
Do you know what donkey punching is, Stevie?
No, I don't know what a donkey punch is.
It's awful.
It's where you're fucking a girl dog...
Well, go ahead.
Describe it, Seth.
You're fucking a girl doggy, and you just, like, nail her in the back of the head.
Right, while you're doing her doggy.
You're supposed to knock her out?
That's part of the donkey punch.
If you can, you punch her in the back of the head.
It's like when a guy chokes a girl out and almost makes her pass out.
Instead, you actually knock her out.
What's that about?
Is that the BDSM lifestyle?
Although, choking, yes.
That's just screwing up.
Donkey punching, no.
It's just fucked up.
Donkey punch is just fucked up.
Yeah, it's messed up.
I don't think there's anybody out there that really loves or enjoys dog.
Well, there probably is our people that like it, but...
I wouldn't like that.
No, I...
They would give me the chair, because I would kill the person.
But you'd be knocked out, so...
When I woke up, they better be gone.
Okay, all right, okay, okay.
So, let's shoot.
Let's do this.
So, what can I do to you if you get the answer wrong, though?
Can I punch you in the butt?
You can punch...
That thing's tight.
There ain't nothing getting punched in there.
I don't go anywhere.
Nothing goes near there.
The butt cheat.
It's an exit only.
Butt cheat.
Oh, you're one of those guys to enjoy the butt.
No, honestly, look.
I like when girls lick my ass.
Yeah.
I'll straight up...
I'll straight up say that.
I don't like things in my ass.
Yeah.
I just don't.
I don't like...
The thought of it makes me like...
That's not your thing.
But the thought of...
Now, if...
I know my prostate's there, but I don't care.
Well, you don't have to worry about it for another, what, like 20 years?
20 years?
Take prostate pills.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So, now, Jenny, are you going to play with us?
Yes or no?
No, you're not going to play.
All right, Stevie, we are ready.
Who is your first victim, and what is the first question?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Watch it.
Seth is trying to cheat.
He's looking out the side of his eyes.
I had this once.
I can see he's peeking over to the other side.
Where it was all set up.
Okay.
Here we go.
I wonder if I have your copy.
Nope.
How many deaths per...
Oh, I'm going to need to ask...
Me?
Well, I'll ask Seth, because he's our guest.
How many deaths?
I don't even know.
Yeah, I don't want to start with anything.
I don't know where this is going.
This is horrible.
How many deaths?
This was on the page he didn't peek at.
Okay, good.
I didn't actually peek at it.
I was actually looking at it.
I was looking at this.
Oh, he was looking at this.
How many deaths per year are due to autoerotic asphyxiation?
Is it...
Per year?
Oh, I get multiple choice?
Okay, good.
2,647.
I don't know.
Okay.
Is it between...
1 to 300?
500 to 1,000?
Or...
3,000 to 6,000?
And this is worldwide?
Worldwide.
Per year.
B?
B?
500 to 1,000.
So, he gets it right.
Woo!
That's a lot of people dying.
5,000 people die from auto-asphyxiation?
Yes.
And then there's a lot more who don't.
That aren't reported.
Probably.
I bet a lot of people don't report it.
So, this could be a double.
You got it wrong.
I don't...
It's wrong.
Because they weren't all reported.
I don't think that's a good answer.
Or it's a good answer.
I don't think that's a good way to...
No.
All right, Seth, you are a winner.
No, right now.
Okay, Jeff, anything would you like to spank anybody, tweak anybody's nipples?
What's on your wish list right now?
Was tweaking your nipples on the list?
What?
What?
No.
It's actually cunt punching, asshole punching.
Nipple tweaking?
Nipple tweaking.
So, what do I have to do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
You pick a person and then Stevie asks you the question.
There you go.
Here.
Oh!
Oh!
Done.
Ouch.
That was quick and easy.
I kind of liked it.
Oh, God.
You know, why don't you pass your list over to Seth and let him ask the next question then.
He's in trouble now.
Give your sheet to the...
Give me my...
I'm sorry.
That was better than that.
All right.
All right.
I passed the list over.
Yes.
We're going to make Seth turn it into a multiple choice.
Any one of these questions?
Any question, you can ask anyone you want.
These aren't really questions.
These are just facts.
So, you kind of have to turn it into a question.
They're facts.
You need to phrase them into questions.
Oh, you do?
Yes.
You're listening to Playment on Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn.
We've got Kelly Shabari and Stevie.
Stevie.
I have chocolate pretzel in my mouth, everybody.
It has little candies on it.
No.
You're going to stop it.
You're making me laugh.
You're making me laugh.
You're making me laugh.
It sounds so creepy.
It's so weird.
This is Stevie with stuff in his mouth.
Stevie!
There you go.
And Seth Campbell.
Who are you asking?
You.
Oh, great.
Asking Kelly Shabari.
All right.
So, it has to be like a multiple choice kind of thing?
That's going to make it much easier, yes.
All right.
Yeah, you have to think.
What?
What?
Is.
That's going to be hard to do.
Yeah.
Here's the thing.
It's like, are you going to ask me a question that you know I'm going to get wrong because you want to like, because you're not donkey punching me.
I'm just going to donkey punch you.
No, I'm not looking for something.
I'm looking for something I could make multiple choice because this is all some pretty complex shit right now.
I know, right?
You know what?
A lot of information.
We're going to take a quick break and we'll make it a lot easier.
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With Stevie.
With Seth Gamble here on Blame It on Ginger.
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Kelly Shabari.
And...
Stevie!
Stevie!
And...
Seth Gamble.
Yeah, see, I have to, like, say it all soft because I know Stevie's gonna come in with this.
Stevie!
I just wanted to be like, Stevie.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Just do it again.
Try it.
It's Stevie.
I can't do it.
It works.
I can't.
Save your breath.
It's Stevie.
Stevie.
It's Stevie.
Now it just got all creepy.
No, I can't do it.
Your voice is fun.
I really have fun doing it.
Right?
I need one of those Adams.
How you doing?
Hey, I want to come play in my house.
See, he's got the voice.
He's got the voice.
Let's have a party.
You know that guy.
He's not in your van before.
It's like Port-A-Live Barry White.
Oh, goodness.
That's bad.
That's how he talks to pussies.
Hi.
That's how he talks to pussies.
I'm gonna take such good care of you.
Aww.
Love you, pussy.
Okay, so we are playing...
I'm gonna do a creepy director.
Let's talk about your career.
I'm gonna make you a star.
You wanna be on my movies?
Oh, my God.
I have friends of mine who...
Well, former friends of mine that would go to strip clubs with fake business cards pretending that they were talent scouts for porn.
No.
They did this?
Yeah.
And that's why they're former friends.
That's why they're former...
Yeah.
That's creepy.
You just get a card made up that says porn producer?
What do you want?
Whatever name they came up with, whatever their, like, fake name was, and they'd be like, yeah, you know, I'm a talent scout for, you know, whatever porn company.
Oh, that's scary.
What was his angle?
And there's actually some people that I've met that I've met that have been like, there's some people out there that still do that.
There's people all over the place that do it.
That's why, like, first time I got ever approached to do porn was off Model Man.
Oh, wow.
Someone was like, you wanna do some modeling?
I don't know.
Next thing I know, I'm jerking off on camera.
What am I doing?
This is some weird kind of modeling you've got going on here.
I don't know what this is about, but whatever.
Thanks for the money.
That's awesome.
I wish my first job had been like that.
Wasn't it?
No, my first gigs were actually, they weren't even off Model Mayhem.
They're off like Craigslist.
You posted on Craigslist?
That was your mistake.
How did you like go home?
Well, that was my mistake.
Well, my first shoots were with Score.
Yeah.
Because, you know, they do, they have a big girl line.
And that was kind of like the dares.
Like, you know, a friend of mine who was a weapons guy in mainstream porn was like, yeah, go do porn.
I was like, there are no fat girls in porn.
And so he showed me Score Group.
And I was like, fine, I'll send my pictures.
And if they take me, then I'll go.
And then I sent my pictures.
And they were like, whoa, we've never had an Asian chick.
So that's how I got into porn.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
And then I got back to L.A.
after three days of shooting at Score.
And coming back with like a big happy check.
And then come back to L.A.
and going, now what?
Now what?
Yeah, exactly.
And there's no agents for Plus Size.
But I don't understand why.
Like, why don't they represent Plus Size?
What's the difference?
Yeah, why wouldn't they just?
There just isn't like flat out enough work for agents to keep making money because there's not a lot of companies that do it.
Well, I mean, yeah, there's Score and Plumper, and that's it.
And they're both in Florida.
And New Sensations sometimes, right?
Yeah, and New Sensations.
Oh, they have some big people back there.
No, yeah.
No, no, no.
It's just those companies just happen to be down there.
I just talked to Score.
I'm going down there to shoot for Bang Bros.
But I was like, called Score after.
Because originally Bang Bros only booked me for a couple of days.
And then I was like, called Score.
Like, hey, can you fill the rest of the days?
And then they called me like today.
I'm like, Bang already picked them all my days.
Yeah.
But like a lot of the other companies, like Red Light Zero Tolerance, used to do like one title a year.
So if you weren't like, one of the five girls that they picked for the one title a year, you didn't get any other work from them like the rest of the year.
And like Evil does, Evil Angel does a big girl line, but I don't know if they've done it recently.
They did like three or four titles back to back.
And New Sensations does one like every three or four months.
That's it.
Do you do clips for sale?
They do clips for sale.
Do you do clips for sale?
Yeah, I mean, I heard that's pretty good.
Yeah.
But like I've been doing like so much more stuff other than performing these days.
So I'm like, I'm good.
Your dance cards fall.
Yeah.
I need to hit myself.
You wear many hats.
I do wear many hats.
My dance card's really full.
What's wrong?
How old am I?
I still say that sometimes.
So we're playing a game.
We are playing a game.
We've got Seth Gamble in studio.
Seth, it's your turn to ask Kelly Shabari a question.
See if she gets it right.
What is your question?
So can it be yes or no, right?
Sure.
I guess it could be yes or no.
Yes.
No.
So is the only way a man's, erection can get hard through sexual stimulation?
No.
No?
I don't think so.
Cause I mean.
And what are the other ways?
Oh God.
Wait, that's a multiple choice.
And yes and no.
I mean, guys get, I mean, cause guys get hard like in the middle of the night, right?
Okay.
Guys get hard.
Cause they have to pee.
When they're like, yeah.
All right.
Guys get hard in class in junior high.
Guys get hard when the wind blows.
Guys get hard mentally.
Yeah.
Guys get hard mentally.
As well.
As well as physically.
That's my thought.
You got it right.
So.
Yes.
Got it right.
So you can do something to Seth.
What are you going to do to him?
I don't know.
Spank him, I guess.
You have a paddle?
I do.
Oh no.
I have to get it with a paddle too.
No hand.
I got to.
And we have a lollipop.
Are you going to get the lollipop?
I don't know.
I'm not sticking, I'm not sticking the lollipop up his ass.
It's a spanking, not a.
Is it a spanking lollipop?
I don't know.
It's not a, I don't know.
It's sticking.
Oh, there's a lollipop.
I thought you were talking about the G-spot lollipop.
The G-spot.
No, that does not.
You're like, that's not going up anything.
No, he knows he has a prostate.
No, I'm.
But he's not going there.
No.
I come just fine off getting my dick sucked.
There you go.
Having sex.
You don't need the other stuff.
I don't need anal stimulation.
Maybe when I'm like 80 or something.
When you're 80.
And Ginger and I have already established that I'm a waist up lesbian.
So I don't, I don't.
I'm just discovering myself.
Do girls under the waist, below the waist.
I couldn't stick that in.
You've got two things.
One, like to play bongos on his butt.
I'm not playing bongos on his butt with that giant thing.
And the other one is just a little paddle.
Don't hit too hard.
I promise to be gentle.
Unless you like it hard.
Seth.
Seth Gamble, welcome to the show.
She's going to come over to you.
I've done more.
I've done some.
I guess this is not that bad.
Well, don't hit hard.
No, Seth, if you.
even if I'm not doing a whole lot.
Step forward three steps.
Bend over.
Am I using this end or this end?
That end.
The big end.
I might be using this end.
I would be, whatever end you want, but don't.
Oh, I'm just kind of scared myself.
Seth Gamble, Kelly Shabari.
We got a dimple on the side.
Loving his ass.
We all are here.
And one soft little hit.
That was it.
Done.
Done.
Cool.
That was, that was okay.
You are so lucky you did not get me.
We've had this conversation.
I don't like, I don't like to hurt people.
I don't like to hurt people.
I know you don't.
I know you don't.
All right.
Now, has anybody read through the question?
So if I ask you one, it has, well, does anyone know number three?
I have you cheated.
I've cheated.
You've cheated on three.
Stevie.
I skipped to the end.
Okay.
Have you cheated Seth?
No.
Something about vagina.
You lied.
I'm going to Stevie then.
All right, Stevie.
The word what, the word blank, is Greek for divine and goddess like.
What?
I'm going to give you three multiple choices.
The word blank.
Oh, the word blank.
Is Greek for divine and goddess like.
The blank is present only in female mammals and it's approximately four inches long.
Is it the A, vagina, the B, mound, or the C, clitoris?
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go with, um, he's only touched one vagina once.
Yeah, I just touched a clit.
So maybe the clit's lucky.
I'll say clit.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, So what are you going to do to ginger?
I got it right.
I got it right.
So do you want to punch my cunt, my asshole, beat me with a whip, or, uh.
Tweak your nipple.
Tweak my nipple.
Or touch your ears.
Don't.
No, no, no, no one's going near my fucking ears.
I will knock you out.
I'm knocking you out.
I say tweak your nipples.
Tweak nipples.
Cause we haven't had any boobies yet.
I know, I got an idea.
I think Seth should show me how to tweak a nipple and I'll just follow his lead.
I'm not allowed to have another man tweak my nipples.
I have a boyfriend.
Yeah, like a titty twist.
Oh, can Seth tweak Kelly's nipple and show me how to tweak a nipple and then I'll do what he does to your nipple.
How did I get wrangled into this shit?
Because, Stevie, I'll go on the other side.
Okay, fine.
You just want boobs out.
I'm going over on the other side.
I'm going over by Stevie.
Seth, you want to come over here?
Seth's going to show me how to tweak a nipple.
I'm getting porn tips from Seth Gamble.
You take a nipple and you go like this.
And you basically twist it.
Yeah, but you're going to have to show our viewers because a lot of our viewers might not know.
It's a titty twister.
All right.
So Stevie's experience with girls has been very, very limited.
So I'm watching.
Okay.
Well, you're going to do it on Kelly.
Well, you're going to do it on Kelly.
And I'm going to do...
Ah!
Oh, my God.
Don't get mad at me.
I'll just touch...
No, keep going.
Keep going.
Just tweak.
Look at her face.
She's like, is that all you got?
Okay.
Did I do it right?
Okay.
Yes.
Right there?
Twisting, twisting, twisting, twisting, twisting.
Harder, harder.
I don't feel it yet.
Ah!
There you go.
There you go.
Ah!
She's like, I have a high pain threshold.
I don't.
My pain threshold is pretty limited, which is why I do the choking thing but not anything else.
Okay.
All of a sudden, it's like they came to life.
They weren't feeling anything and then I twisted it and pow, she was on.
Look at this one.
It's hard.
And it stands straight up.
I didn't do that, did I?
Yeah.
The other one's kind of soft.
Ah!
Oh, you wonderful, wonderful girl.
I didn't even ask for permission.
I'm sorry.
Now they both match.
Yeah, I really, you could, poor Stevie's playing with his own nipples going.
No, you gotta like, mine you have to twist.
I wanna see if it'll get aroused.
Like I can twist and twist and twist and twist and twist and twist.
Well, that's because you've got these like eraser nipples.
I do.
I have eraser nipples.
Yeah.
They like stand out separately.
They do.
They're on their own.
Sold separately.
They've got their own.
They've got a mind and a life of their own.
They're not detachable though.
Try it.
Oh gosh.
Kelly is pulling on this nipple.
Like I thought it was gonna come off.
You made it an inch long.
Doesn't hurt yet.
And it jiggles.
It jiggles.
I don't like to hurt you.
If it hurt, if I didn't like it, I would tell you.
So I'm a masochist then, right?
No, because you're not, because it doesn't hurt.
No, but what if I like pain?
Pain?
If you like pain, then yeah, then you're a masochist.
Okay, I do like pain.
From what I've known of you from when I met you, I'm pretty sure you do like pain.
Oh.
Me?
Contrary to.
So I've heard.
La la la.
Only from heard.
Look at this face.
Look at this.
Don't I look innocent?
Oh, you're so innocent.
I know.
See?
We know better.
You've never done a thing.
We know better.
I look like I've never done anything.
You look like such a sweet, sweet, non-liking, violent sex kind of person.
Yeah.
Especially when I bat my eyes.
Yes.
I did that.
I look like I'm having a seizure.
Yes.
Okay.
Who are you asking?
I have a question for Ginger.
Uh-oh.
When men of Australia's Walibri tribe greet each other, they shake blank instead of their hands.
So they either shake their hair, they either shake their heads, or they shake their penises.
Oh, I'm going with penis.
Okay.
I'm going with, I'm thinking, it was just, I know, I know, I know.
Wherever this is, did I get it right?
Yes, you did.
Yes, wherever, what tribe?
But that's because I wanna move, I wanna watch all of them.
What are they?
Shaking their penises each other.
The Walibri tribe.
Walibri.
The Walibri.
I wanna see that.
They're in Australia.
I would love, and also.
Where do you come up with that?
Or you just shake each other's penises?
It was on here.
I don't know.
How do they?
Maybe their hands are dirty, so they gotta find something else to shake.
Oh.
But don't they shake their penises with their hands after they pee?
I don't know.
That's what I'm thinking.
Is this a friendly thing?
Hey, how you doing, piss?
Yeah.
How you doing, pee?
Just start peeing on people.
Right.
It's like saying hello.
I do that.
I mark my territory.
If you're my lot.
I got pee all over my walls, just to make sure no one comes in there.
Like, just mess it up.
Yeah.
Yeah, just like piss everywhere.
At least it's my own, you know?
I go to other people's places, and just mark my territory.
I will just pee.
Like, I peed.
Like, I like this bar.
Psh.
I'm going to go.
I'm coming back here next time.
Yes.
I can smell myself.
Las Vegas.
Awesome.
I have peed in more.
I've peed all over Las Vegas.
All over Vegas, all over Hard Rock.
There's places in the Hard Rock that just smell like stuff.
Oh, the Palms.
You can never go there again.
No, they used to have Avianna at the Palm.
You know the Caesar's Palace fountain?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's not a fountain of water anymore.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, gosh.
I'll never look at that the same.
Seth Gambling.
That'll be Stevie later playing in it.
To know what's next.
Like, Dolce Vita.
I'll be like kicking through it.
Anita at Burger.
I think that's who she was.
I don't remember.
Swim in it.
What is your Twitter, Seth Gamble?
It is at Seth Gamble triple X.
At Seth Gamble triple X.
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
Kelly Shabari, I won.
So I believe I get to do something to you.
You get to spank me.
I'm going to spank you.
Which I'm terrified.
No, don't be afraid.
I'm going to do the nice one.
I'll use my hands.
Can I do a little butt bongo first?
Sure.
It's a clean bongo.
It is a clean bongo.
It's a brand new fresh bongo.
That's not going in my vag.
No, no, it's not going in any hole.
Is that what that does?
I will tell you what.
Oh, I totally forgot to give you like the status update of going to Vegas with my G-Spot Lollipop.
Oh, did you use your G-Spot Lollipop?
Fuck, seriously.
30 seconds.
And you squirted everywhere, didn't you?
I totally- And then we had to go out and have dinner because like the sheets were all wet.
Is it not amazing?
It's awesome.
The G-Spot Lollipop.
It's my second favorite toy.
The Shabari won number one.
The G-Spot Lollipop number two.
Yeah.
But not this giant end.
No, no, that's way too bad.
Oh, come on, you got that.
This end.
Not this end.
All I'm going to do is just play a little butt bongo with your butt.
That's what you could donkey punch somebody with.
Okay.
Good God.
Really?
Bongo punch.
Okay.
Ginger is bongoing Kelly's butt.
Kelly's kind of twerking a little.
I'm not twerking.
What are you doing?
She's backing up on it.
She's going to, yeah, back it up like a- Back up on it.
Back up on it.
Back up on it.
She's just playing to the music.
All right.
I'm not very good at that, so I'm going for the spanking.
Okay.
Can I get a little more, Seth, a little more music here?
Ginger's, what is she?
She is like cupping Kelly's butt.
She's cupped it.
Frantically.
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Oh yeah.
Two different speeds.
That's good.
Are you dubstepping my butt?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Wow, I don't think I've ever had my butt dubstepped before.
That was fantastic.
Thank you, Ginger.
Did I hurt you?
No, you did not hurt me at all.
It was like a really nice- No, I did the cup so I didn't hurt anybody.
That was fun.
I liked all the different speeds.
Yes.
Seth, you're very good at that.
Have you ever thought of a career in butt dubstepping?
Butt dubstepping?
No.
I'm not good at that.
I'm not good at that.
I'm not good at that.
I'm not good at that.
I'm not good at that.
I'm not good at that.
I don't think that's actually going to be a lucrative career.
You know what?
Hashtag butt dubstepping.
I am buttstepping.
Buttstepping.
Buttstepping.
All right, Seth, we only have a few more minutes with you.
I would like to play one of my favorite games of all time.
It's called Where's My Willie?
I know.
It's a wonderful, wonderful game.
Really?
Oh, God.
What I do is I put your willy in various objects- Oh my God. ...
and you have to guess where it is.
Can you take your pants off?
Whatever.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and play.
Wow, Seth's like a total team player.
I know.
Team player here we've got.
Me, Ginger Lynn- And again, he's not wearing pants.
I mean, underwear.
Underwear.
Underwear.
Okay, have a seat.
I'm going to come over to you.
No, I can blindfold you or you can just trust me and keep your eyes closed.
Have you seen Seth during the show?
I think he's going to need a blindfold.
I think he's fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you want a blindfold?
Are you going to cheat?
Yeah, get him a blindfold.
He's going to cheat.
All right.
Blindfold.
I'm going to apologize now on behalf of the show.
Oh my God.
No, I promise nothing will hurt and we have fresh warm water for after the show.
Okay.
Will anything leave lasting marks?
No.
Okay.
Yeah, there won't be any fun dip like the other show.
No, not today.
Okay.
We have now Stevie and Andy jar number one.
Jar number one.
That's jar number one.
Seth, you can readjust that blindfold.
I'm good.
Okay.
Okay.
No peeking.
He can totally peek.
That's why he wasn't going to move the blindfold.
He can totally peek.
No peeking.
All right.
There you go.
There you go.
Okay.
Now I'm going to place a jar between your legs.
Here's my question though.
You don't have a shoot after this, right?
No.
Yes, I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Well, that's okay.
We've got soap and water.
Now I'm going to place a jar between your legs and I want you to put your willy in the jar and guess what it is.
How the hell am I supposed to know?
Well, you have to pick up your willy.
Put it in the jar.
Okay.
Oh my God.
This is so strange.
There you go.
Put it inside.
Oh, what is that?
What is that?
Oh my God.
Oh God.
Is that like spinach?
What is that?
That's disgusting.
Well, at least he knows it's a food product.
All right.
I will remove the jar.
It smells like manure.
What is that?
Wait.
Manure.
Are you sniffing?
Oh, you're sniffing.
Yeah, because I can smell it from here.
I can smell it.
I can smell it.
I can smell it.
I can smell it.
I can smell it.
I can smell it.
I can smell it.
I can smell it.
Oh my God.
When I opened the jar, I about died.
Is that olives?
No.
Guess again.
Go to a different- It smells disgusting.
It's a pickled product.
I mean- It's European.
It is a pickled product.
Go, go- Is that pickled?
No.
No, but go to somebody- Pickled, pickled rotten, pickled something.
Pickled eggs.
Go to Germany.
Go to Germany.
Oh God.
Can you get that?
Whatever.
It's like tingling.
Oh.
It's gross.
Yeah.
Get him a towel.
Oh, it's so gross.
I don't know what it is.
No, I lose.
Whatever.
I lost.
I lost.
I don't know anything.
Is there a point for Seth?
It was sauerkraut.
Can we get him a towel, please, Stevie?
Do you want me to get you a freshly- I just sicked my dick in sauerkraut.
That's why I was like, do you have a shoot after, because the girl afterwards is going to be like, why, why does your dick smell like that?
Maybe she'll be mean to me in this interview.
Is there something sour about your dick?
Okay, we have a towel flying in, go ahead and wipe your dick off.
All right, now, the next one is going to be much more pleasant, I promise.
Are you sure?
Trust me.
This is when I...
Oh, God.
No, really?
No, no.
This is the second one.
I'm doing something else.
Oh.
We don't have time.
Oh.
I've got another surprise ready flying in.
No, because this is when we realized that Ginger really is a sadist.
No, I'm not.
No, I just...
I like to have fun.
I like to entertain my guests and my listeners as well.
Can I just put my balls in it?
Well, this time, all you need...
You have...
Just let your dick lie there.
Let it do...
And move your shirt, though, way out of the way.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
And I'm flying in.
And...
Hold on.
Oh, what is that?
Is that, like, whipped cream or something?
Nope.
Close, though.
Okay.
Like, cheese?
Like...
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Oh, my God.
Do you want a peek?
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Cheese stick.
I thought we were uncircumcised guys.
Get that.
I didn't know guys that are cut get that.
Yeah.
Cheese stick.
Terrible.
I have one more surprise for you, and that'll be...
You're treating his...
You're treating his ween.
Because we have to put it on you and blame it on Ginger.
You're treating his ween like a hot dog.
Cover your eyes.
This is the last one.
I promise it won't be gross.
Er.
Grosser.
You're treating his ween like a hot dog.
It's horrible.
It's Where's My Willie.
It's a really fun game.
People love this game.
It's played worldwide.
Careful with your shirt there, Seth, though.
Yeah.
Keep your shirt out of the way.
Last thing we need is cheese on that shirt.
And...
Okay.
Don't move.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
One of the...
Is that, like, sprinkles?
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Wow.
He's actually getting it right.
Like, after the horror of the first item, it's like everything's just...
Okay.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Open your eyes.
Take your blindfold off.
It's candy sprinkles on your wiener.
And I have a bucket of warm water, and I've got towels for you.
Don't look at me.
She's the one who did it.
I didn't do anything.
Would I do anything like that?
I want to thank you.
You did.
Seth Gamble, you've been quite the sport.
I want to thank you.
This is not what we should be doing with male newcomers of the year.
No.
You guys are too funny.
I'm going to lose work over this shit.
I know, right?
People...
No, you're going to get work.
No, actually, you'll start getting calls from kink.
Yeah, you'll get...
Like, I'll put cheese and sprinkles on a stick.
And we can use that time.
Seth Gamble, thank you so much.
I'm going to cut the towel up and get you something.
Go ahead and wipe off what you want, but I'm going to get you some nice warm water and a little thing.
I promise we'll get you all nice and cleaned up.
Thank you so much, Seth Gamble, for coming in.
Follow Seth Gamble on Twitter, which is...
Seth Gamble, triple X.
Seth Gamble, triple X.
Everyone is cheese sprinkles.
Add cheese sprinkles.
Which is not the same as titty sprinkles.
Follow Stevie and Skip Happy Snap.
And cheese sprinkles.
I'm totally going to make a cheese sprinkles.
Hashtag cheese sprinkles.
And it'll just be a picture of my dick with cheese sprinkles.
That'll be it.
And we'll get some followers.
Kelly Shabari, you are always...
Absolutely amazing and fabulous.
Thank you so much for being here today.
Put a little cheese on there.
Put a little cheese on there.
Oh!
Kelly, what's your Twitter name?
Kelly Shabari.
Kelly Shabari.
You can follow me at BlameItOnGender.
We'll be back tomorrow.
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