I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die Surrender to the voice that lies within I want to be like Ginger Lynn Hang on, surrendering, I have surrendered to the voice that lies within Because I am, of course, Ginger Lynn That was the Bones doing their version of a song called What Would Ginger Do? What Would Ginger Do? And you're listening to us on Blame It on Ginger He's wandering off Are you mad at me? No, why would I be mad at you? Because I was too tired Saturday night for a three-way? No, I just sort of put it into my Rolodex of more stuff to get in my mind To think about more dirty thoughts More dirty things More like, okay, she's going to earn it now Okay, do you have like a scenario in your head about what we'll do? I'm hoping it involves food Really? Yeah, I love sex and food I do too I mean, not just eat and then fuck But I mean, like, incorporate it Incorporate the food into the sex But not just like whipped cream You know what? I think whipped cream I shouldn't say it like this I was going to say, I think whipped cream, chocolate, strawberries All your basics, your honeys are overrated Because they're sticky and they leave a mess But that's part of the turn on It is, and it doesn't have to be sweet to be sticky I could eat a What about sweet rice? Like sushi rice Sweet rice is good Gruyere cheese and ham in a crepe between your legs Wait, say the name of the cheese again Gruyere? Am I saying it wrong? I don't know, it's really sexy the way you say it I'm pretty sure I say it right Yeah, and it's very sticky And it melts with the ham And then with the crepe And you fold it between your labia And then I would just nibble it Between my lips and out of you That would be fucking hot And I'm going to take a peach When peaches come into season Which will be, what, like April? March, April soon I'm going to put a peach between your legs I'm going to take a bite And it's going to be fuzzy And it's going to press up against your pussy Up against your clit And I'm going to bite into it And then spit it And the more I spit it, the peach juice is going to go onto your pussy Oh, that's a trap And I'm just going to keep going and going and going And eating it And swirling it, twirling it We need a stationary can or something I just want a video of that That would be awesome That's going to be really Do you have problems with your pussy With anything sweet? No, I don't either I have none The only thing I've ever had a problem with Was one time I had a girl stuff a whole fruit salad in me She started with a star fruit A very exotic And put it back there And then all this other fruit And the part about eating out Something was going on And it just felt sort of irritating And it was really fun But it felt like something needed to come out As soon as she popped that last fruit Which is a star fruit I realized that was it It wasn't acidic and it wasn't sweet It was just indigenous to the fruit You have a bionic pussy The same that I do No, I mean a big high five That's right My pH balance, the only thing I've ever had trouble with Was a strawberry Okay I was at a restaurant Remember the first half of the show I was at the Bel Air Hotel In Bel Air And I had dinner with Oh God, what was her name? She was the first porn star to ever be paid Hilary Scott A million dollars to do a movie Right To be the star for this company for a year Why so much? It was a big pull It was a publicity stunt In and of itself It paid for itself over and over again Yes I know she made one movie that Kylie Ireland And her boyfriend at the time Directed her in Anyway, so we're at this restaurant Million dollar stash Hilary's there and I'm going What the fuck Why is your pussy I'm really, I'm in one of those moods You know, I get in those moods occasionally And I'm like, why is your pussy worth a million dollars? And I just straight out, you know What's so great about you? So we kind of had this little thing going on And then we kept going back and forth at each other Over dinner And for dessert we ordered chocolate covered strawberries With whipped cream Mmm, that sounds good We were in a private Sweet? Bungalow? Table Not to start with We were at a regular table And they brought us dessert And they asked us to eat something And we were like, what? What? They asked us to move tables before dessert came Did they kind of get a feeling that something was Were you guys misbehaving before that? They put us out in this wonderful room About the size of this With a big huge table And I lie down And they poured chocolate sauce all over me And they poured whipped cream The strawberries And I'm getting fucked with strawberries And I'm just the object of everyone's desire We're in this We're at the Bel Air Hotel We're at the What? You know, we're at This is like Is this the people who work here doing this to you? Fucking amazing No It's Hillary Scott The million dollar pussy And the guy who's paying her a million dollars Ah They set this up and you had no idea I had no idea Well, no No one set anything up I was there That's what happened You were there Did you know you were going to be laying naked on a table? That was happening? No But that's why it happened It's because I was there Got it It's just that simple Right You catalyst you You catty little catalyst You know what? I'm like the kid that goes I dare ya I'll do it if you do it That's me, you know And then everyone does And most people do And I got my only problem ever from the strawberries And I had to go to the doctor I'm like, what the fuck's going on here? And I guess strawberries have microscopic bugs They're covered in bugs Right Those little holes in the strawberries Yeah, I know Yeah Yeah, it's not a sexy thing My pussy I've had a brick of Velveeta cheese In my cunt Okay And it was fine It came back out a different shape It was really fucking cool It was great But a strawberry And I have had Humble the mighty ginger I mean, I'm looking around the studio going What can we put in there? And I'm thinking in a little while I want to see how many Twizzlers We can put red vines In the strawberry In my pussy Okay And we have a quite an amount to start off with What's your guess? Let's see Oh, God I know you ginger You'll take every one in there And ask for more Oh, gosh My guess is more How many is it? They're not strawberry flavored, are they? Excuse me No, that's fine They don't have bugs I bought them It would be how many are in there Is how many you can take Well, look at There's probably 50? No I can't look at it I can't look at it I can't look at it I can't look at it I can't look at it I can't look at it I can't look at it 50? No I can't look at it I mean, think about a pussy Okay I'm saying 30 30? Seriously I don't know what it starts off with Wow You must think I have a huge, huge 30 is like Oh, my gosh I was going to guess more Big old hole She doesn't know they're stale and hard Okay I know something she doesn't know My pussy is not big It's not big at all I'm not wearing panties Look Uh-oh Ginger has just lifted her red dress And we are Kelly, you're not wearing panties Kelly, do you see her pussy? It's hard to see Because she's spinning in circles With her dress over her head Try doing it where you can't see what you're doing We were supposed to describe it And she wasn't supposed to show it, I think Oh Oh, is that bad? Was that bad? I'm bad already I tried so fucking hard Look, I went 21 minutes I was I was good for 21 minutes Oh, your golden girlfriend Oh, fuck me Oh, gosh We'll have to start over again I'm getting the twizzle Twizzlers, hold on Do not put strawberries in your Kelly Nichols getting up Getting the twizzlers We're gonna see We can't We have to wait nine minutes You have to wait I'm just putting them over here Oh, okay Keep talking I'm very interested in this now So And they're hard Your guess is 30 Stevie, what are you guessing? I'm guessing I would think maybe I'll go 23 What? 23? Well, I was originally gonna say This is not Like 45 But I thought Okay, Kelly Nichols has just handed me 10 red vines My guess Oh, okay I said 23 still Okay, I said 30 I'm giving them a credit Okay But I don't know I'm actually going They probably smushed They're full of air What? No, I'm measuring I'm counting But they're hollow My guess is One, two, three, four, five, six My guess is seven It's not that big You're kidding Jenny, you might want to grab some Jenny Before we do this Oh, my God I didn't mean to Jenny I'm taking these seven You can do additional ones We've got a whole jar here Jenny, what's your guess? For you or It's my See, my sweet little Exactly She got upset She thought I was calling her big 30 30 is like the size of a grapefruit It's gingerly She can take anything I'm gonna give you a 10 It's bionic Wow I I'm gonna give you a 10 No, it's a compliment And I take it as one But at the same time, I'm going No, you're tiny You're so tiny It's just It's like, give it to Mikey He'll eat anything I'm thinking of you like a bad sweetie I think it would start hurting after a while That's why Because those are stale I know I kind of said that on the side I'm like, they're stale and hard They're gonna hurt if you put a lot of lube We're gonna put gun oil on them Lube Gun oil Or we could do part of the show And have them soak in water a little bit And soften them That's a good idea They might expand No They might fall off They'll just soften No, we don't That'll make it much easier I think They won't fall apart Because you won't keep it in the water that long But it'll soften the hardness Okay We've got two measuring cups We'll get to that We'll, on the break Put them in the water Because I used to put them in my Coke You bite both ends off at the movie theater And just shove it in your Coke And drink your Coke through a Like a straw Oh, you You little ex-gen you That's so And it would get mushy Yeah It would get mushy When you tried to pull it out But you ought to have Incarbonation work on it Yeah Okay, so there's that This is just plain water That's gonna like Carbonation and sugar That's something I've never done What? Suck on a Sucked on a soda through Oh yeah, you could do it right now If you just bit the end off Are you And you have a soda pop I wanna do it What else could you suck through? A straw Oh, a lot of things Let's see You could suck a clit You could suck A dick Through a straw? You could suck No Ball Through a straw? I could put it In your vagina And suck out juice My own juice box My ginger juice box Oh, my man could come Inside of your ass And I could eat it out Candy felch? No, you'd have to be sucking it out What would that be? Vine felching? This just took a nose dive Oh, vine I'll stick the vine in your ass Vine felching Am I crossing the line? I'm really fucked up I'm so sorry It's a theater delight Back it up, back it up So let's go Here I'm gonna take it Nick was so right He goes, you can't go that long With that I know I tried You're taking so hard I tried so fucking hard And I couldn't do it I could not last 16 minutes But the good thing is We're color coordinated today Because these vines Are gonna match her dress Yes I'm wearing a very, very short Beautifully gathered red scarlet With her breasts Are totally popping out at me Just beautiful cleavage Slightly off the shoulder She's pushing her breasts together And you can just see the half moons If you wanna see this Where can you see this? You can see this It's skidrowstudios.com They're out Oh, they're all out Oh, they're not anymore Just kidding Ah, you tease No, they were out No Your little scarlet Oh Your breasts look really good today By the way They really do They do? They look very good Yeah, they would look very good Not just a mask Actually, very good As a nice business suit Your breasts look gorgeous Thank you Now I feel so good Thank you I feel special I feel Okay, I'm gonna drink Back to our normal Every day Like this can be recovered Civilian conversation I'm taking my red vine Putting it into my soda bottle And I'm gonna I get very few firsts In my life She's sucking on the red vine Sucking the coke through the straw I'm picturing other substances Going into her mouth Not me I'm just And it works too You bit both ends off And you're sucking it through This is like This is Gen X soul school I just peed a little bit Is that wrong? Now burping It'll be complete Okay Wait Wait Wait Wait for it That has That has That has That has Wait It's right there That was it The many body machinations Of Ginger Lynn But there's There's more coming More to come Is the Twizzler Like softer now? That it's been in the coke? Yeah Stale these are You have to soak the Yeah We have to soak them For like About at least 15 minutes Oh my fucking god Yeah I put this in here And Now Coca-Cola I remember Look at it It's like acid I dropped The red vine in And it Fizzing up But I remember In high school We did this This experiment Where we took a tooth And put it in Coca-Cola Overnight And it decayed It was like It rotted Overnight Within 24 hours It was nothing There was no more tooth left Did they attribute Did they attribute that To the sugar Or the Carbonation Or both? I don't want to get in trouble With anybody I don't He learned nothing It was an experiment And it was Whose tooth was it? Like 13 And We put the tooth I don't know Okay We didn't pull anyone's Lobby love out I don't know Like a baby tooth Or a cow tooth Or something No I was just curious A person tooth A person tooth Oh okay A person tooth Like a Baby What? What? I've got people On the other side Of the There's like a fishbowl here They're looking through We're in the fishbowl We're swimming around We're having a great time And they're back there Laughing And making funny faces What? Jenny BDSM checklist You ready? You're making them hungry Yeah You ready? Alright Pulling it out And this is our BDSM checklist BDSM Bondage Domination Yeah Right Or discipline Staticism Masochism Right Okay So Or number two Jenny You've got We'll do it Together here Okay How do you feel About beating In general Acts in which One partner Is beaten First give me A yes or a no Oh you're asking me I didn't realize that Alright Jenny Keep up with us It's a radio show We're talking We're interacting Jenny I'm gonna ask you A question I was trying to do my job Just kidding Go ahead Okay so We're doing the BDSM checklist That's right Right I remember that And we're on Question number two And it's Beating How do you feel about it? I'm clapping my hands Together It makes the sound Of beating The word consensual Comes to my mind Is Slopping I'm clapping my hands Together So clapping my hands That Is an act Beating How do you feel About it In general When one partner Is beaten How do you feel About it? Would spanking Also be included In that? Hello Did you not hear me Going Yes And all forms Of contact Like that With the skin Would probably Beating Is there a scale A number scale That I'm given Or am I just like Yes but at first I need a yes or a no I say yes Yes Alright I'm gonna give you A big circle Yes Now On a scale Of one to five One being curious Five Being essential How do you feel About beating In general Beatings Beatings Not saying who If you're the giver Or the receiver But just in general How do you feel About it You've given me a yes On it It's part of it If you give me A one You're curious Five Oh Really Ah Are you the Giver Or the receiver That was a good one The question Alright I think she's a top Oh my god My nipples are hard Is that bad No that's good That's a good thing I feel like they're always hard Yeah pretty much Want to come here Pretty much I'm pretty much Yep absolutely So is there another level to that Alright so You gave it a five Yes Now You have a friend here In the studio Friend Friend You're the guy Looking at the monitor Yeah Will you talk If we just call you friend He said sure Come on over Okay so the question to you is Beating Beating Yes Hold on He has to Put down the headphones Getting everything ready We're talking to To friend here Okay Okay Okay friend So Beating The first part of the question Is yes or no I can't hear you Yeah Yes Because you guys included spanking I guess Indeed I'm just clapping For the That's right That would never Ever Ever Ever Imply Spank Hit Do anything I am clapping That's it On a scale of Yeah One to ten I'm such a fucking bitch I'm such a bitch One to five One to five for him So friend On a scale of one to five Are you one curious Or five Yeah baby Um Three and a half What He's commitment phobic Commitment phobic It's a five for him Okay Oh baby He's been acting like that for a long time I'm outed She totally outed him You're so on the block right now Sorry I'm sorry friend Jenny You wanted You need to I can't hear anything back there I should be hearing something Oh I turned off the mic That's why I don't want to You know Our laughs might interfere with No but I'm thinking Spanking There should be some clapping back there Right now I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Everybody go Yeah Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Harder No noises I love the clap I really do You might want to rephrase that Okay I said I love To Clap Not be Oh there it was There was the burp I've been waiting for Oh There was a second There's another one Hold on Hold on I'm done I'm done I think That was really Such a lady Such a little lady I'm sorry wait I'm patting my mouth on both sides of my lips and going Excuse me I'm so sorry Yeah right So sorry All right so Kelly Nichols Yes How do you feel about beating in general? Yes or no first? Always Giving or receiving? That's a good question That's a good question That's a good question They're both fun I would have to say, unless I get someone who really knows what they're doing, I would err on the side of giving because I do really enjoy giving them. And I don't trust really readily. So that would be kind of a weird trusting. I really would like to get more, but I do love giving. So I know that's kind of like a. It's not a weird trusting at all. I totally, I do things with my man, Nick, who's actually. Well, let me rephrase. He's gone. It's not trusting about getting spanked. I mean, I can take pain. I can do, you know, it's humiliation. I trust that they will do it right so I can stay into a sexy head instead of having to accommodate them and make them feel like, oh, you're doing it right. It's all good. And it's like, I don't want to have to fake it. I really want them to do it right. If they're not going to do it right. And that requires a man to be totally in charge, totally comfortable. The word that comes to mind, and you're going to think I'm so old right now. Is Casanova. And when I think of Casanova, I think of the man. Donald Sutherland. Not even Donald Sutherland. Did you see Casanova the movie? No, I've never seen the film. He was Casanova in the movie. Oh, what? Yeah. Donald Sutherland was Casanova? It's a Fellini film. Fellini did a film called Casanova. Donald Sutherland played Casanova. You have to see it. Is it hot? It's very hot. Well, Fellini's stuff was hot to psychedelic. And this is a. This is a nicely skirts hot. I only saw Dolce Vita or something. Didn't he do that one? Dolce Vita or something? Yeah. But Casanova. Dolce. Did you hear that? Yeah. My brain's ruined. The blonde jumps into the fountain. She's dancing around the fountain. Crazy in Italy. Was that Fellini? Wasn't Fellini just out there in everything he did? He was very sexual. He was very repressed. He was very gay. He was very much against repression. He was very much against the Catholic Church. Really freaky stuff. Blue Velvet was kind of an homage. It was an homage to him. Okay. I saw Blue Velvet. That was weird. I think I missed the whole Fellini thing. Oh, the old ladies. Any inappropriate references during sex. Anything that was sharp. That would kind of startle you. Like, what? That shouldn't be there. At that. So if you're watching the film, because you know it's, at the time it is, it's probably black and white. Yeah. Fellini? Yeah. No, he did both. Black and white. Both. But still, you know that it's a film that was made a long time ago. So there's going to be that like, whoa, that was so fucking wrong. Where if you watched a movie today and you saw a dick hanging out, you'd go, no, his stuff was definitely still so wrong. Like what? All of a sudden, you'd be having two people being fucking or something. And all of a sudden, the camera would pan up and Casanova might have a mask with a penis nose coming. I mean, just visually like crazy shit. You know, like you're just going, wow, that's hard. I mean, you know what? Let's have a Fellini festival. Starting with that. Because that's going to rock you into the bedroom. You choose the films. Okay. I'll make popcorn. Okay. But let's put Casanova first on the list because that's like a long film. Stevie, can you write that down? Yeah, because the only Casanova I knew was with Heath Ledger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a pleasure that I saw. That was way later. I think this is in the 70s. Donald Sutherland was a hunk. And he had... I never ever saw Donald Sutherland as a hunk ever. It's because you're so young. Is that why? Yeah. I'm thinking, when? No, because what happened, he went from like a leading man and then there was a little hiatus and then he took these kind of really cool, older men, really interesting roles. But they were not... Animal House. Animal House. Well, yeah. First thing I ever saw him in... The stoner professor. That was... Right. Yeah. And the theme scene where he reaches up and his shirt comes... He's wearing nothing but a shirt and he reaches up and his ass is out there. And that was like a huge fucking deal. That's when he was already going into character stuff. He had a whole career before that where he was really hot. He never saw anything. Okay. Do you like Kiefer? Kiefer? As in Sutherland? Yeah. Yes. Okay. And remember how cute he was when he was even younger? Lost Boys. Yeah. All right. Donald Sutherland's dad. Those genes came from somewhere. Yes, ma'am. Okay. I never, ever thought about... Yeah. That's good. He was wicked, though. He was kind of wicked handsome. The older Sutherland... Donald Sutherland is really handsome. He's not wicked handsome. His son was. His son was like a spark... Bad boy. Actually, actually, his dad was a bad boy, too. You've got to see some earlier films. Let's have a slumber... All right. Slumber party. Slumber party. What I said. Hello. Pay attention here. All right. I want to do this once. Stevie. When it comes to... To what? Beating. Are you a yes or a no? I'm a maybe. You can't. Yeah, I did. I did. I'm not sure yet. That's on the one to five. Although I said always. I didn't say yes or no. You let me get away with it. That's huge. Yes. Yeah, well, you're right. I think I'm more... What is it? Pick one. Is it sensual or is it corporal? It's beating. What do you think? It cannot like... It's both. If you would allow it on any level, how is that? On any level? On any level. Let's say only a miles, but that means you would let it in the door. If you would let it in the door on any level, would you say yes? Maybe a one. We're not asking you one to five. We're just asking you yes or no. Yes or no. Would I allow it? Yes. Some form of it. Some form of it. It depends on the chemistry. Either you giving or receiving it. It depends on the chemistry. No, you have to say yes or no. How with somebody. It doesn't matter. You have to say... Let's say you don't have a date. Someone's just asking you a question. Would you ever consider possibly engaging in some form of beating or getting beat on? Some form. It doesn't have to be corporal. It could be sensual. And Ginger is about to spin again. No. She's over here. She's standing up. I'm standing up. She's standing up. Ginger has... She's standing up. She's behind... She's behind Stevie. And she's holding his ass. I think I know where this is going. Uh-oh. She's cupping her hands and she's smacking him on the ass. No, I'm not. Just to show how... No, I am clapping. She's clapping. Are we still pretending? For another minute. We're still pretending? Yes. Okay. I'm clapping. Woo! Ginger is clapping on Stevie's ass with cupped hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Stevie does not look displeased. Stevie, I... Okay. What did you think, Stevie? Just... Just... Come on. Come on. You could handle that. That could be fun. Yeah, if it was something like that, I would say yes. All right. Yes. Okay. We have a yes. So that's considered beating. But if they, like, hung me upside down and spun me around... No, no, no. We're not there yet. We didn't say that. Okay. Well, you have an imagination, sir. Wow. Wow. You're scary. Don't be a shit. Hold on, Sue. Hung me from a hook, spun me around with a ceiling fan and whipped the shit out of me. Now I have to say no. All right, Stevie. So, I don't even want to ask this. On a scale of one to five, one being curious, five being it's absolutely a must as far as beating goes, where do you stand on a scale of one to five? On a scale of one to five, I am at a one point four. I knew I was going to do that. Really? Yeah. Not your thing. It's a one, but I put the point four in because it just... He's an intelligent, artistic person and you're always going to be kind of, you know, enamored by something different and strange. It depends. Because it could go from like mild to wild, so I'm not quite sure. It's so... But if you just did a little tapping, that would still be considered beating. That's still a beating? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but if I say yes, that opens the door to everything. But what about if you're sucking a dick and he pulls it out and he smacks it against your face? Like I'm smacking my hand against my face. Is that... That's technically a beating. Is that a turn on for you? I don't know if that would turn me on. It would depend on my mood. If I was in a real, negative mood, nasty mood, it would be okay. So you would play it with nasty. If I was like having feelings and like in a different emotion and somebody did that to me, I might be offended. See, I could only allow it if it was with someone that I had deep emotions for. Okay. And you could get nasty with a stranger. See, if I was nasty with a stranger... See, if I know your name... No, I know you at all. Yeah. If I know your name, you can do it. If I don't know your name, it's fair game. It's fair game, meaning... They could beat me with a dick. I could beat them with their dick if I don't know their name. But if I know their name, they can't. It's too personal. I like that. Wow. Yeah, it's like a slap in the face. I... Wow. You know what? My boyfriend is here. Is he back there? Yes, boyfriend, can you get on the mic? A command performance, sir. A command performance. Making his way to the microphone. Beating yes or no. God, I want to hear this. Beating yes or no. Beating yes or no. Beating yes or no. It's not who or what. It's just beating. Yes or no. What kind of food are we talking about? Spaghetti? We were. Asparagus. I love eating. No. Words why you're such a good cook. I'm a really good cook. I know. I know. Chili beans. I am. That's why. That's how I landed you. So, beating with a B, like you beat an egg. My mistake. Yes or no. Beating an egg? No. I'm saying like, I was trying to give you reference. Well, now I'm just confused. Okay. All right. If you and I were in bed together having sex, would beating be a yes or no? Why would we have eggs in bed? We're not. We don't. No, no, no. We don't. Okay. We've never done that before. But you should start, Dave. Apparently you should start. I would love to put eggs in my asshole. Oh, wait. I'm guessing you're about a five right now on the whole beating scale. You know what? We're going to come back and find out more. Oh, get the brush. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger with Ginger and me and Kelly Nichols and Stevie. We'll be right back. Yeah, you can brush it on you. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Every time I hear music, I want to fuck. I am Ginger Lynn. The show is, of course, Blame It On Ginger, my next-door neighbor, my girl, my lady, my woman right now. Who are you? Kelly Nichols. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. And who are you? Stevie! Are you sure? Yes! Yes! You remind me of, like, a terrier. A terrier? A terrier, because they run around. They're really fast. They keep going, going, going, going. He's got a little nose. It's kind of a little... Is it the shirt? Is it cold? No, it's you. Oh, it's me! Okay. I'll go with it, yeah. I am a terrier. You are a terrier. So we left off with you being... No, Nick! It was the eggs. Excuse me. It was the eggs. Hello, Mr. Nick, my boyfriend, now that you're here in the studio. Okay, so we're talking about beading. Beading. Yes. Yes or no. In general, beading. On either side. Or do I have to pick a side? You just say yes or no. Yes. Yes. Okay, now, on a scale, one being curious, five being essential, where are you? It's not essential every single time, but more often than not, when it is, it's a five. It's a five. Oh, okay, that's a good answer. I like that. And I am going to... What do I win? ...air my dirty laundry here and agree with you 1,000%. Come on in. I'll give you a blowjob. I swear to God, I will. I'll psych your cock right here, right now. What if he wins the red vines? Or... I'll get the aftermath of the red vines. Door number two. Oh, red dick of death. Door number two is the aftermath of the red vines. What are you going for? I'll blow you right here. No, I will. That's tough. I know. You're influencing his answer. You can't say, I'll blow you right here. That's not fair. But I still want to. I'm just... I'm playing with my cord. I'm excited. I'm turned on. Well, get in there. I would love to suck your dick. He's not going to do it. Oh, man. Stevie, get your dick out. I had it removed. Oh. Yeah. Last week. Really? Yeah, I just got rid of it. Just done with it. Yeah. No purpose. I thought you were a top. Oh, they make me be a top. Make him. Yeah. I thought you looked like you lost weight. Just that half pound. I lost half a pound. You're not giving yourself much credit, are you? That was it. That was it. I need my room shot. So it sounds like Nick and Ginger have both of a five. So, Stevie has a 1.4. 1.4. Kelly Nichols, you have a 3.8. Do we even get that far into going to number? No, I actually didn't give you a number. You didn't. So I'll say three. I'll say three. Three? I'm sort of like where Nick is in that intense. It depends. Not essential. It depends. But I almost don't want to say three because it sounds like I'm not committed if I want it, which I really would if you went there. Great. But I've never gone there. So it's hard to answer that question because I've never gone there. Well, that means all you have is your imagination. Exactly. That's scary. More powerful than anything. And the best thing is I'm with someone who is the exact same way as I am when it comes to beating. There's times when I want him to take a stick out of my mouth and smack it up against my face back and forth, shove it down my throat and take me by the back of the hair, shove it down. Other times I want him to just kiss me gently and softly. And it'd be romantic. Other times I want him to take that same dick. Take that same beautiful, perfect dick. You know, so beating is definitely a five. And for me to have found a person who gets me, who has the same number five is really cool. And we just aired our dirty laundry. Yeah, we just aired our dirty laundry. Yep. All right. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did it. I did it. Mr. C coming in right now. We've got Mr. C. We have been waiting for her. She is a former host here on skidbrowstudios.com coming in the studio right now walking in. All right. Oh, my God. She's gorgeous. Mr. C is tall and dark and beautiful and wearing leather and her titties are pushed up, pressed out. All for you. All for you. Baby, I want you right there where I can see everything. You've got the thigh high leather boots on. Can you just do a little walk for me? Oh, nice. Oh. Oh, my God. And the boots. Mistress, may I? I guess right here. May I? She said yes. Mistress is coming up to Ginger. I'm going down. And Ginger's coming up to Mr. C and she's going down on the mistress. Yes, she is. And worshiping at her feet. She's kissing her feet. Her booted feet. Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait Bad girl. I am like, we're going to blame it on Ginger. You're telling Mr. C. I'm just like, yeah, okay. Yumminess. And I'm such a ballsy bitch most of the time. But if you know what you're doing, if you know how to be in charge, I will switch in a heartbeat. I love it. It was such a lovely welcome. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. Thank you for letting me lick your boot. It was beautiful. Great laugh. Honey, I'm in love. Honey, I just met my... Yeah, yeah. Mr. C. Okay, so tell me, do you have, as a mistress, rules that you have? Do you have slaves? Yes, I do have slaves. And yes, I live by protocol and rituals. And what are... Are they men, women, both? Both. Both. Yeah. Well, I have a very interesting... You know, realm, I should say, because... I'm looking at the muscles on your arms going, I just want to lick you everywhere. So sorry. Well, I have some paddles you can lick. Anyway. Sorry. No problem. You're very distracting. Yeah, yeah. Intentionally. I have people that are, you know, in certain areas that I go into, certain cities. Right. You know? And they're waiting to come in so they can serve. For that weekend or that situation. So I have that type of situation happening. That's nice. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. So you fly in. All over. And they're scattered around. You go in and take good care of them while they take good care of you. Of me, yeah. So it's definitely dual. Great. Great lifestyle. I love that. I love that. Now, do you ever switch? I have never switched. Never. Oh, I have never switched. I applaud you. I, I, you know... Well, domination is great. But when they go back and forth, not a complete domination. I am very amazed. Well, you know, everyone has a... Yeah. What about with women? With women? Yes. I play with women. Yeah. I, I am definitely, you know, I would consider straight, but I also am pansexual, meaning I can really play in the BDSM space with women. And it's just as erotic and just as a turn on if I was, you know, doing anything else. So... So it, it actually is a turn on for you when you're doing it. Absolutely. Absolutely. Does your pussy get wet and you want to fuck? It depends. I mean, how hard is it to not... To not fuck. Fuck. Well, yes. I, I couldn't do it. I know. It's, it's interesting. It's a brain meme. I mean, it's a brain, you know, situation. Yeah. And that control is, is really what helps a dominant be a good dominant because they stepping away from, you know, the sexual space. How? And giving that submissive a very... Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. of whether or not they're going to have a non-consensual situation happen. Right. Okay? I mean, because in that space of subspace, you know, you're floating on endorphins. So anything can happen. Your pussy may be saying, I want it, I want it, I want it. But at the end of the day, it's not asking for that. Yes, it is. It's asking for it. Yes, it is. I promise you. And it's pushing further for those endorphins to be released in such a way that your whole body is feeling the orgasm. It's not just a, you know. Is that partially because the desire for control is as powerful as maybe the sexual? I believe so. Okay. I believe so. Because, you know, obviously talking to a lot of other dominants in general, those are professional female dominants. We are not having sex with our submissives. That's the protocol. That's the line. Right. That's what makes it professional legal in areas in certain states and so forth. It's that line. Right. And that's what's always confused me because I never understood. For me, it's all about, I love the journey. I want to go everywhere. We can have sex for three days without me coming. Yes. Never happened before. But it could. It could. There could be time. It's possible. It's definitely possible. It's normally three minutes. I come so easy. I'm like a dog. I'm like a dog. I can look at your arms. I can look at your arms. I'm going, I so want to hump your fucking arms. I am. I am so messed up. We've got to have some time. I know the play. We've got to have it. We've got to have it. Angie Bassett arms. Really. Thank you so much, ladies. Appreciate it. So sexy. Well, you know, I'm turning 51 this year. So I'm very excited about this journey. I would have guessed 28 at the tops. Totally. You know, they won't accept me for those modeling gigs that ask for, you know, zero to 28. You know what I mean? Right. Oh my God. I would. Who needs them? There's no. 51. Yes, ma'am. That's pretty amazing. You are amazing. Your body is just solid and rocking and your face is flawless. Flawless. And your teeth and your lips. Oh, bling. I like the bling. You got the bling going on. It's new. It's yesterday new. All right. Nice, Marilyn. I figure. Yeah, thank you. Now, you and I spoke before you came in today. You told me about your new bling. And yes, we both have the same rule. No kissing. Right. How do you feel about a butterfly kiss? My eyelashes on your new bling. May I? Please do. It'd be so beautiful. Okay. I can describe this. Ginger's going over to Mr. C. She's crawling. What was I saying? She's crawling on her knees. Hands and knees over to Mr. C. Mr. C is facing her. She's coming up to her lap. Mr. C is putting her beautiful hand on top of Ginger's head and just caressing her hair. Ginger is kind of stalled at Mr. C's juncture. I ain't lying here. Okay. Now she's slowly moving her way up to Mr. C's face. And she's butterfly kissing the Marilyn, the beautiful diamond on Mr. C's face. How was it? Thanks. Oh. Mr. C likes subtlety. She likes subtlety. Awesome. I like it. I like it. Thank you, sweetie. Wonderful. Look, look, look. Look at that. Trimmers. I think some submissives in your future have some jumps to do, right? Oh, yeah. A whole lot of them, you know? But, you know, I have to say, ladies, thank you so much for having me on your show. I really was, like, pulling in the humps to get in here on time. And, you know, it's just me and L.A. traffic. You know what? We are so happy to have you. Don't even stress about it. Don't even stress it. We do it every week. We know what that's like. Absolutely. We drive every day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was our first show aired on October 22nd. Okay. And then my last show, and we filmed four hours, that particular show was December. Four hours? Yeah. They call it a marathon because it was a two-hour show. So when I was going to be out away or if I wanted something in a can, I would film a four-hour marathon. So we did it December 17th. Wow. I'll never forget. It was our Christmas, you know, into the new year. And we were just, you know, Kiki, Darren, I. I always love Kiki, Darren. She's my co-host on the show. And we're just kind of homeless almost. But we're good. We're good. We're going to get ready to go in the studio really soon. All right. Yeah. Perfect, perfect, perfect. You know how it is with homeless. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like you're welcome everywhere, girlfriend. I'm sorry. I don't think you're homeless at all. Well, thank you. Punished traitor to the stars. Nate, may I ask you to please move in with me? Oh, come on, baby. I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, but, you know, I'm looking at it. I have two extra bedrooms. Well, you know what? I am looking to do some moving in general. I mean, I'm looking at a space right here downtown, a loft. Oh, it's so nice down here. I love down here. Like 2,700 square feet. Wow. If I get that if, it's a good. When I get it, it's time. We have the positive energy handle burning right now. Would that be like just your space? Or would that be a lifestyle? Also? It's definitely lifestyle, but it won't be a dungeon. So, let you know, Mr. C is not opening a dungeon in Los Angeles. You guys can keep that. Okay? Keep that. I love visiting. Those of you that do, the rest of it, I won't be opening a dungeon. There you go. So, you don't shit what you eat. I don't. I mean, I do sometimes, depending. You're freaky that way. Life is freaky that way. You never know. But, no, the dungeon, you know, because doing the virtual dungeons, for example, I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I do Zotica because I do four of them a year. And what's a virtual dungeon? Well, I call it a virtual dungeon. Thank you. That was awesome. It travels wherever I am. So, the Zotica show and I have had a partnership for the last three years in which I bring in the dungeon experience. I called it that. It's a creativity, a kinky creativity of mine, but it is an interactive exhibit for the entire show. So, I have about 3,000 square feet cornered off in the back, and we make it a dungeon experience with 15 or so. Does this have a green screen in it? It's not that kind of. Well, interesting you say that. I'm always creating some stuff. No, this is about 13 to 15 play stations. I bring professional lifestyle and, you know, fetishists. Right. That are doing things in the communities or that just have great skill sets. And I call it star quality. And there is a star quality. It is a star quality. There's a big difference between someone who knows what they're doing and someone who... If you're a true mistress, I will lick your boot. I know. I know. I feel it. I'm right there. I'm right there. If you're not, I'm not... No, I will... I might do a Judo sweep and take you out. But I'm not going to be like... There's a big difference when it comes down to it. So, I know what you're talking about. And so, when you say you have professionals and people that know what they're doing... I have professionals that know what they're doing and that are great with the crowds because it's an interactive educational exhibit. Educational. That is what it is. Now, what would be something that... Do people have requests? Oh my gosh. How does it work? How it runs is really freestanding. Since it's 15 play stations, I bring in about 30 or so performers through the weekend. And so, they come and... Wow. And they... They are some in bondage artists. Others are spanking, you know, me, flogging and whipping and painting and all that stuff. We've had a dungeon space in Chicago one year where I had piercing. So, it really brings... It's about the time I'm going in and who's attracted enough to be in the space for that time. And the way I initially did it was, you know, the dungeon experience including the vendors and so forth. And now, as the show is maturing, you know, I would be the only vendor in the dungeon in the future. Right. Right. With the show for the Exotica Atlantic City, we'll be doing similar with some vending in. But right now, we're going to put them on the outside. That's amazing. Wow. That's total control. That's nice. Do you find that there's more men or women that come up and approach you at the conventions? Wow. Very good question. I found after the Fifty Shades of Grey, there were more couples. So, people were coming as couples. Oh my gosh. I'm seeing that. Oh my God. I'm seeing that. So, I get both male and female asking information about the lifestyle or where they should go. I mean, I refer a lot of people over to our little kinky space, you know, over there with almost three million people. You can say it. Yeah. That life, that life, that life. I'm just saying. Because it is... What it is is it's a cesspool of a lot of stuff. And then, a person can get in there and just like navigate through information or posts and just feel, you know... Join in on what feels to their core. And you've had a good experience with Fat Life. Well, what I have... Yes, first of all, I don't want to have a paraphrase and say, well, no, I don't know. No, only because my man and I posted photos on another site. I'll say it because they suck. Adultfriendfinder.com. Oh, they suck. And all I got was hookers and old fat women. That was it. You know what? That was it. I use it core for building my events because, you know, you can do it specific to area. There are, like I say, over three million people on Fat Life now. On Fat Life. And it's just... And they're true... No, no, nothing is true. No. But it is a lot, like I say, it's a big plethora. Right. You have all people who feel attachment to kink or fetish. You have people who are... It's just in the point of... It's just in the porn adult space. You have people doing websites. You have all these different people all over the world that are congregating and they're just networking with people. All right. So you have to vet it just like anything else. Anything else. Right. People, some people don't have a clue, but then there's some great people who've been in lifestyle... But there's a collective similarity. Yeah. Right. So it's great for events and casting and things of that nature. Then maybe we should try that out. You said something like... The 50 Shades of Grey knocked you kind of... Well, see, what happened was... I mean, I was on the beginning of that as it became popular. I wasn't... When I started doing the shows, I did my first one in the summer of 2011 here in LA with that company. We did a show, 5,000 square foot dungeon. That was my first one for the adult porn space. I loved it. I got addicted to it because... It's fun. It's fun. And people I meet, I mean, God have mercy. You know? I mean, people in my business or in the BDSM, I had a lot of flack both ways. You know? Well, you're out there in the adult space. You're with the porn stars. I'm like, are you kidding me, stupid? You're not a purist. You're not a purist. You're kidding me, stupid? Yeah. So that's why I create the dungeon experience. Really? Yeah, they do that. No. It's diversity. It is celebrating everybody and celebrate beauty and the art of fetish and kink. It doesn't have to be such a focused fetish. Thank you. It's so nice. Nothing does. Anything fetishist can be very focused. You are a sexual person. Anything, everything you do, it's fine. It's part of you. It's who you are. It's wonderful. It's beautiful. It's fantastic. Absolutely. And I've known you for, I don't know, half an hour and I'm going, all right, we're ready to look at booty. I know, when we're ready to play, we gotta get to it. I mean, I'm feeling the energy too. But no, you, I mean, lady, you have been circling around in my space for a minute for a while. Jocelyn Stone. Oh, I love, love, love Jocelyn Stone. I do too. She is, you know, she actually celebrated with me with that first show I did here in LA. She was part of that. She was, you know. Do you know Jocelyn? No. Oh, she's just an amazing, she has the most beautiful ass. She does. I think I've ever seen. Especially she has the gray hair and then her feet is like five and a half. I mean, she's just like. Oh, itty bitty. Tiny feet. Tiny feet. She's just. I think she brags. Beautiful. Forty two or forty four inch ass. And it's just this, this. Beautiful. She came to my house. Sounds like a fertility god. I shot her for gingerlynauctions.com and we took an orange, a big full plump orange and she bent up against one of the wall in my, in my dining room and we, we balanced this orange on her ass. So, she, it was. She has the most, she could put an orange on the top of her ass and it sat there. It sat there. It sat there. It was just perfect. She's amazing. So, anyway. Incredible, smart, brilliant, you know, talented. So, okay, enough of you Jocelyn. I gave you some more. All right, there you go. I'm done with you now. Move on. Stop being an air hog. Stop being in our conversation. God. Damn it. Eat that. She was, you know, she just said how great you were and, you know, she used to come on your show at the other stations, you know. And she was. You know, and so she used to tell me, I'm giving it to you. I'm like, okay, listen to Spice Radio. I'm like, okay. I didn't have Spice, but, you know, just to support. And I found you on Twitter. You did? I just was searching and you were recommended and I, and I, that's how I found you. Wow. I didn't know that you had a show here before, didn't know anything. Yeah, you didn't know I had David Diamond. No. Because she's one of my baby's actual, I feel like her picture in my picture is on it. Oh, she's fabulous. Christy Canyon. She's under my. Oh my God. Yeah. I went on her show and she just fell in love. We fell in love with each other. I had no idea. I just, it was, I think that things are meant to be. I found you on, on Twitter and, and, and now we're here together. Yes, we are. Yes. And we're going to have to take a quick break here right now. And then when we come back. What? Yes. I have a toy. I have a goodie bag. I'm so excited. I know. I was good at, on tip of my tongue, I was like, I'm going to go get a toy. I'm going to go get a toy. I'm going to go get a toy. I'm going to go get a toy. 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I want you to join me on Mound Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's going to go over her BDSM checklist where she's going to tell you just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's going to make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask. That's Mound Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. I tell you, every time I hear music, I want to hear it. I want to fuck. I really do. I hear it and every song has a different. Well, you should hear my song. You haven't heard my song. I have a gift for you. You do? Could you, Mistress Thick, hand me the gift I have for you? You have a gift for me? I do. Aw. I just produced this. It's been on for, it's my song. I wrote it. And I, I sung it. And DJ Jazzy Joyce. Oh my goodness. Yes. And I have that I'm going to autograph for you. Yeah, I was just going to say, will you please, please. Let me tell your peeps. Okay. So they'll know if you don't mind. Please. My DVD is 40 minutes of unpublished footage of me and doing all types of stuff. You'll see my feet being washed as I instruct two slaves how to do foot worship or a foot bath. And some other things. So it's 40 minutes. And I'm going to give you a little bit of decadence, you know, on the DVD. It's $49.99 or $95 for the donation for it. You also get a signed autographed poster. Which is beautiful. Which I'm going to make sure that Ginger gets as well. I'm the luckiest girl ever. Yes, you are. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. And those who are, get a DVD and decide to come out to my birthday bash, which I'm having a birthday fetish extravaganza. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It won't be held here in L.A. Oh, where's it going to be? It will be in Florida. It is a nice, beautiful 7,000 square foot club. 7,000 square foot. That's huge. Yeah, it's huge. Huge. But it's a nice little club, nightclub called TheMatrixFL.com. It's the website, but it's called The Matrix. It's in Florida. Okay. And 20 minutes outside of Daytona. Now, why did you choose Florida for your birthday? A couple of things. That's a good question. May 2nd to the 4th, I will be with Exotica doing the Exotica Dungeon. Right. In Florida. Fort Lauderdale. Okay. Oh, they moved it. Yeah. They used to be in Miami. Yeah, you got it. Yes. Yeah, they moved it last year. Okay. So that's where we have been. And that's where the new home of the Exotica show. Okay, good. Good. That's nice. Yeah, in Broadwood County in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Okay. And since I'm doing that and my birthday is the end of May, May 31st, actually, I figured I might as well stay there and network with the club that I have an interest in. You know. Right. So I decided to go ahead and have a party there. And May 31st. So what sign are you? Gemini. Gemini. Me too. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. June 8th. May 31st. I attract Geminis like nobody else. I believe that. What's your sign? Sagittarius. Oh, yeah. We write like this. It's just. Okay. I attract them all the time. And they're my best friend. Then they're not. Then they are. Then I don't like them. You're yin and you're yang. I mean, I have one of my best friends 30 years. It's like I'm married to her. I swear to God. And she's a Gemini. And there's times I just want to fucking kill her. Yeah. And most of the time I love her to death. But it's just that. And I attract. I had no idea. We constantly challenge you. Is that what it is? We constantly challenge people with communication. We really do. Gemini is plural. Let's leave it at that. Okay. Yeah. But it's all good. It's all good. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. So are you ready to play? Oh, yes. What's going on? Daddy. Daddy. Oh, may I ask permission? Should I? Because I'm definitely a protocol queen. Daddy. We're asking permission to see how far I can go. Can she play? A little bit. A little bit. No scoring. No. What is the. What do you want to see on the back? You better step in here and tell her. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. You don't want. Exactly. Because she gave me no limits. I said no pooping. That was it. No pooping children. Oh, he's very grateful. No pooping children or animals. He's doubled over. Yes, he is. All right. So if there's anything that bothers you, just tap on the glass. Otherwise, I'm going for it. Is that good? Yeah. All right. Okay. He laid it at his door. So we'll talk a moment and I'll get my toys out and begin. And. My heart's beating very fast. I'm going to describe when there's nobody here to follow. Okay, great. So what are we doing now? I'm sitting here nervous. They're getting my hands together with Ginger. What do you think is up there? Whoa. Mr. C is coming. In here? Okay. Take me by the hands. I'm standing up. Okay. Now, Mistress is taking Ginger and the two of them are standing and facing each other. Okay. And Mr. C is taking Ginger's hand. Head into her hands. And she's telling her what she will and will not do. I believe this is a trust exercise. Two beautiful women, by the way. And Ginger looks like she's so excited about what's going to follow. She is like a little puppy dog. And Mr. C is beautiful. She really has amazing arms, amazing hair, just beautiful, beautiful leather outfit. Standing right next to Ginger, who is in the red dress. Cleavage out. Two beautiful women making a pact with Satan. Thank you. Thank you very much. I love the fact that I'm here and just watching all this go down. This is pretty hot. I can just tell by the way Ginger's wiggling that she's telling her stuff she wants to hear like, I'm going to wrap my hand around your throat and maybe choke you out a little bit. Yes, please. Yes, please. I'm doing Ginger's voice. And they're still talking and making arrangements about what she will or will not do to Ginger. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Wait, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, I can just tell. So she's about ready to put Ginger in some kind of position. Ginger's hands are on the table. She's bent over. So, bitch, you want to serve? Ah, we need to hear. All right. And you've been naughty, haven't you? I've been very, very naughty. Yes, you have. I have been naughty. Yes, you have. I've been very bad. Yes, you have. Down. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mr. C has Ginger bent over. Okay. And her dress is over her ass. And she's spanking Ginger now, rubbing her hands. And then giving her a slap. And Ginger's head is down. She's concentrating on the table. Mr. C is rubbing her ass with her hands and then stroking her all over her body. Say yes, mistress. Yes, mistress. It's so hard not to thank you, mistress. How does it feel, Ginger? It's so fucking amazing, but I didn't know I was allowed to speak. Yes. That was a test. Yes, yes. Yes, we'll keep you right here, love, on your right. Okay. It's where the microphone. Thank you. So you can tell the audience how you're feeling. Oh. It's perfect. Oh. It's hard. It hurts. It's smacking. It's stinging. It's exactly what I... Oh, fuck. Ow. Oh. I can't say stop. I don't want to. I want to say stop. I don't. Stop isn't the word. My hand. It's not your safe word. No, I'm not. I know my safe word. My hands are flat. They're not going anywhere. You do not lift your hands unless you are coding. Oh. Oh. Out. Mr. C's chopping out some moves. Yes, mistress. Yes, mistress. Yes, mistress. Yes. That's it. Yes. Oh, I just learned something about spanking. That was a very cool move. Two hands up, two hands down. Just brushing your hands off, Ginger Lynn. Ginger Lynn's ass. She's taking out a little flogger. Ooh. It's a two-handed. May I keep my eyes closed, mistress? Mr. C has two floggers. She's pushing Ginger against the table. Ginger's ass is arched out. Her head is being pushed down. Now pulled back up. Down, bitch. Ah, nice. Mr. C has both arms. Now she's double flogging Ginger in tandem with Style and Panache. She's flogging Ginger's ass. She's whipping it into a frenzy. Ah, and then she's caressing it with her hands. She doesn't know whether she's being petted or whipped. Mmm. She's caressing her. Yes. She's putting her way into the floggers. Ah. She's taking another flogger. Yes. She's taking another flogger. Mr. C is taking another flogger. This one's less ropey, more like strips of leather. She's caressing Ginger with it. Now she's gonna go on her now. Now she's whipping Ginger with the leather flogger. Ginger's gripping the table with her hands. Her head is down. Mr. C is whipping in a figure eight. Lovely pattern on Ginger's ass. Her ass is getting higher and higher. She's whipping her ass. She's whipping her ass. Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Oh, she has some kind of spanking device. Been a naughty girl, haven't you, bitch? Yes, you have. Oh, Mr. C, it's the flat flogger. And she's running the flogger between Ginger's legs, over her back. Just teasing her, just gently. Ginger doesn't know what angle it's coming from. Her head is down. Mr. C really knows what she's doing. She is really having Ginger second guess where this flogger and where her hands are coming from. The ultimate tease and titillation and then punishing her. She's smacking her on the lower part of her ass with the flogger. Fast. Nice flogging all over. Nice pinking, nice pinking. Pinking is the term when the blood comes to the ass when it's been spanked or flogged. And Ginger's ass is very... Oh. Oh. Oh. Very nice. You can hear that. Ginger's moans and the spanking on the ass. Oh. Very nice. At a steady pace, she keeps it up. Smack. Steady and individual. Ginger doesn't know what to do. You can tell she's excited. She's trembling. She's moaning. Moaning some words. I don't know what she's saying, but obviously... My questions are so fucking hard. Something about pussy being so fucking loud. Back up, back up, back up, back up. You can't tell the mistress what to do. You know what you learned? Hey, see, I know she won't talk to me. Stop. Sorry. I outed her. Sorry. Oh, nice. Oh, she's giving it now, Mr. Sears. Ira's been raised and she is giving it to Ginger. Nice, solid strokes across the behind. Oh. I can tell those are good wallops. Good smacks. That's Ginger. That's Ginger wailing. Oh, my God. Hasn't used a safe word yet. Nope. I love... Not yet. The two hands up, two hands down technique. And Mr. Sears is massaging her ass. That's the hurt. My pussy, my ass, they're both on fire. Oh. Ginger is now speechless and I have to tell you why. Mr. Sears, may I have some water? A giant... Yes. Water. Water. She needs water. I need water. Thank you. Giving Ginger some water. I don't know if she's really thirsty. There's a big, giant cock right in front of me. I need water. That's what did it for her. Oh, my God. My knees are buckling. I'm getting so close to cumming and then she stops. Knees in denial, bitch. You don't get to cum until I tell you to cum. Tease and denial, bitch. You don't get to cum until I tell you to cum. Down. Tease and denial. Those are the words to live by for the day. And then the up and down hand strokes of Mr. Sears. I've come to see it. Very much a hallmark of her spanking. Very nicely done. Ass is really pink now. Ginger looks ass. That's Ginger moaning. Oh, I know why Mr. Sears has fabulous arms. Now, I, my Lord. Oh, okay. We have a very interesting, what do you call that? It's a dragon tail. Ah, it's a flogger called a dragon tail. And it's, that's pretty much what it looks like. It's a curled piece of leather that looks like a tail. And it looks like it could definitely leave a sting. That's right. Bring your ass. That's good. Oh, she's having Ginger bring her ass away so she has distance. She can whip that. She can whip that tail right on Ginger's ass. Keeping it nice and pink. Both sides. Ah. Ginger doesn't know where it's coming from now. Oh. Mr. Sears is snapping that dragon's tail. Just air professionalism. Not enough room to maneuver, so she's going to try for another flogger. Do you want me to crawl above the table? Yeah. She's having Ginger get off of her table. Yes, you may crawl above the table. Yes, you may crawl above the table. Yes, you may crawl above the table. Yes, you may crawl above the table. Yes, you may crawl above the table. Yes, you may crawl above the table. Yes, you may crawl above the table. Get up there. Ginger's now calling up the table. Get up there. That's it, girl. That's it. Mr. C has a fogger, a very large fogger. I'm a bad smell. Almost tribal. Oh, yes. No. And she is whipping her. Ginger looks like she's biting her tongue. This must feel good. This must feel great. It hurts like a fucking bitch. And it's so warm and hot and sexy at the same time. It's just, oh. Oh, now she's using the flat end fogger on her. And now this fogger's touching my pussy. My clit. It's going back and forth in between my thighs, on my ass, my right and my left cheek. Right, right, left, left, right, right, right, right. Down my back, my right thigh, my left thigh. Just back and forth in between my legs now. With my back to my right, to my left, to my back and forth. Slightly hitting my little asshole, my tight little pussy. No, she teases me and goes back to my ass. Filling me up. Oh, fuck. It hurts so not. That's why I want to pound you. Not giving up. I'm not giving up. I'm not doing what I'm going to do. I'm just going to bend down. Right. Take it. All right. Take it like a woman. Like a woman. Yes, she did. Baby. And you gave it. Yes. And it was beautiful. Can I butterfly kiss you? Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. That was amazing. Is that the experience? That was quite the experience. Awesome, guys. Oh, wow. They were doing the butterfly kiss again. It's the first for both sides. That was lovely. Barely nice. That was lovely. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Wow. Bad. Oh. Yes. I really learned. I love that. Hands up, hands down. Oh. I hadn't quite seen, done like that before. That was nice. You can feel her ass. It's so warm right now. It's on fire. It is hot. All the blood is on your ass right now. It's hot. Very pink. Fucking. Very pink. She will have some bruise. We like to have some before and afters. Can we have a before after picture? Yes. Do we get a before? You ready? Well, the before, I'm sure you got during before. The before is now because you're going to have an after tomorrow. Oh, ah. The before is now and the after is tomorrow. Yeah. Why? A lot of adult stars do not like to get in the middle of a picture. They get into this business because it shows up the next day. Oh, very nice. How was that? She's taking pictures of people. That's beautiful. We'll tweet it out. Get you your copies and everything. What do you think, Stevie? What do you think about all this? Oh, this is awesome. That was new. That was new? Yeah. I like the dragon tail. You like the dragon tail? I have no control over anything. I'm done. I'm completely in subspace. Completely there. I'm just, that's... It's the attention, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, but... The attention and the... No, intention. Intention. Oh, the intention. Absolutely. But still, to see it is always beautiful. Yeah. You are amazing. Thank you. And you have such skill and technique and style and just... Fuck me. What? I just have a little question. On the dragon tail, does that hand sting if you do it right? Yeah. That looks like it would. When you actually... I mean, you need... Rule. Rule. Rule. Rule. Rule. Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Oh, my God. This looked like it was going to cut you. Let's look at the things you were having on you. Yeah. Because I don't think you noticed. That was actually on my ass. That was on your ass. On my pussy. Yes. They used this. And this. You like that. Yeah, you love that. I love this one. And what is this one? That is a flogger. A flogger? A little longer than most floggers in general. Whoa, yes. It also has a little, yeah, a little phallus. It has a penis on it. Yeah. And there's a wood handle that you can use as a dildo. I mean, I've had people, yeah, do all types of stuff with that. Tons and tons of dildos. And I have definitely a lot of condoms, though. This, I used this on you when you got up. That looks so tribal. I love it. Yeah, I love it, too. Beautiful. Isn't that nice craftsmanship? It's heavy, so. Oh, my goodness. Feel this. Yeah. You used this on me? I did. Did I like it? You loved it. Yeah, I loved it. You liked this when you got on the table. You remember? When she got on the table. That was this one. Yes. But she started. I started with these. These two. She was doing like this. Double vlogging. Like she was drumming on you. Oh, that's, I remember that. That was pretty cool. Oh, it was pretty cool. I like that. I like that. It's very healing. It was, huh? And Thursdays is whores and horrors, so it's perfect. It's not perfect. My ass is still, it's hot. It's going to be on fire for a while. It's fucking hot. It's going to be so sexy. So burning. There's a sensation that if you've never been beaten before, I just change. She recommends it. I highly recommend it. I'm changing my number to a permanent five. She used this a lot. This is what you fell in love with. This is the one that almost made you cum. Yeah. She was picking. That's the right term, right? Picking. Picking or spanking, slapping. Because it's actually, you could use it as a hand slap. But I have used it well for, you know, just. Impact play. And it works very well. So the name, you know. Right. It's a slapper, a hand slapper. Oh my God. It's a, let's say 15 inch handle with a tiny little hand attached. The size that if you had a puppy dog, it would be the size of your baby. Which one? That's almost scary. I'm Catholic and I have a father. I'm not using this on you. My father used a belt on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would bring back memories, don't they? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I must have people react like that, right? Yeah, I do. They go, oh, I got, oh my gosh. Especially the older we are, we have. Yeah. We got trade, right? You want to try it? No, not this. Not the most sexual memories with my dad. Okay, okay. I don't know. Me being a really bad girl, but not a good bad girl. No, I'm just going, that's fucking hot. This one, though, almost made me come. Yeah. It's a tiny little hand. It's a tiny little hand. Of course, I bring my, just in case. I have to do some surgery. Just in case I have to do some surgery. Let's delve into this, shall we? Don't go anywhere. We're not going anywhere. We'll be right back on Blame It On Ginger. I am Ginger Lynn with. Kelly Nichols. And. Stevie. And. Mistress Thick. All right. Thick and. And Mistress C, the femdom warrior goddess. Oh, yes. Warrior goddess. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back on Blame It On Ginger. Wow, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Kelly Shabari, that's Tasty Tuesdays. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You want your ass on fire. Fire. Let's ask the question, though. Did you feel like you had to come to conclude your experience? Or did you feel like you were... No, I didn't. You know what? That's a great question. Because I always think that I have to come in order for it to be fulfilling completely. And that's not the case. That's not the case at all. And I didn't even think of that. Yeah. Yeah, you did. No, I did not realize that I didn't come until right now. Oh, that's... Yeah. Your judgment was clouded. I did not think of it. She was in a different space. I really was. A different mental space where... That's where... You know, it really... For me, that's the sweet spot. That's the place. Yeah. And the only way you can do that, in all honesty, for me, is with trust. Yeah, that's true. And I just met you. I don't know you. You know, I've spoken to you on the phone a couple of times. But I trusted you the moment you walked in. And I would not crawl up on the table and just say, go for it. Don't poop on me. Just don't poop on me. Yeah, we don't have any kids. No, no, no. That was too much. Yeah, she said, what are your limits? I don't really have any. Don't poop on me. Don't poop on our children. You need a t-shirt. No children, no animals. Don't poop on me. No poop, no kids. No animals. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good bumper sticker. Gingerland. Blame it on Ginger. Blame it on Ginger. Blame it on Ginger. Don't poop on me. Hashtag. Hashtag. Don't poop on me. Circle. Circle slash. I wish I was good with those emotions. You know, those circle slashes and all those hearts and stuff. And I can't seem to get it in Twitter yet. But I get people that get all those, you know, bling stuff in there and stuff. Oh, yeah. I'm like, what you do? How do you do that? I've seen that. I don't know. Anybody got that answer, they can call in and let us know. It's probably an app. I bet it's an app. 1-800-893-9562. If you know how we can get those cute little pictures that just pop up. There's like hearts and penises. Yes. Oh. Emoticons. Emoticons. Emoticons. For Twitter that is not just a smiley face. Exactly. I can make a smiley face and I can wink. That's about it. Just like stick people. We can do that. Give us some. Yes, yes, yes. But I'm going to autograph these for you. And anyone who wants one, you know, MrC.biz. MrCbiz.com is my website. MrCbiz.com. No, it's the MrC.biz.com. What is my dad going with? MrC.biz. Erotica.me. Yeah, there's two websites. Actually, they're pointing to the same domain. So it's MrC.biz. Okay. Okay. It's .biz instead of .com. Okay. And then I have the Erotica.me. E-R-O-T-I-C-A. D-O-M-M-E.com. Erotica.me. Erotica.me. For those who are, you know, challenged in spelling it. D-O-M-M-E. I'm challenged. But it's normal. It's only pronounced Dom. Dom. It's just the M-E, you know, gives a little whatever on the end. Dummy. So people can, yeah. You are so sexy. Do you find that your clients that you're... Fall in love with you? Your subs fall in love. Yeah. Because I'm just, I'm like, I'm a marshmallow right now. I'm going... You asked her to move into your house. I wanted to. I'm dying. I mean, she didn't... Goodness gracious. I don't even think she's following me on Facebook, so she wouldn't even know my legal name. So she asked me to move in the house. I know. Seriously. You stalker. I call them fanny stalkers. It's okay. Fanny stalkers. And the thing is, all I want to do is come over and have you beat me. And it's not like I'm going to, like, do anything to you. It's like, hmm. I know. Just... Please don't be me again. She's just going to whine a lot. Come on, baby. Just come up underneath my mistress and just lay your head down. Ooh. Nice. Oh, man. You had to do my answering machine. Fuck me, dad. Fuck me, dad. Fuck me, dad. And alive and sleeping and when I'm not paying attention and when I'm waiting for it, when I'm in the alley getting my car on the corner. We're just going to have you just to play it every day, every morning, wake up and say, hello, Ginger. Get down on your knees, baby. Oh, my God. The voice. The voice has to be at least a third of what you're doing right now. It's amazing. And I know this Mistress Thick has an amazing voice, too. This is a thing, right? Yes. This is a thing? It is a thing. Okay. It'd be hard to say. It'd be hard to say. It'd be hard to say. It'd be hard to say. It'd be hard to say. It'd be hard for someone who can't talk to Dom. Oh, okay. Some people try and they do. One must have a low voice and be able to conjugate. No, but you can, Dom, with a whisper. I think you can because you're drawing people in. Yes. That's a good point. It's a matter of getting people's attention and keeping it. So, yeah. And you're very, very, very good at that. Thank you, baby. You've so gotten my attention. Thank you, baby. Now, I went online and I found some rules, some rules for slaves with their mistresses. And I want to know how you feel about each one. Okay. If they're true, if these are rules that you follow, if you think they're bullshit, whatever you think. Stevie, can you tell us some? Of the rules? Of a slave? Of the rules, Stevie. Here we are. It's so dark in this corner. I know. That's why I said Stevie. My glasses. Okay. He's got it. He's got it. Okay. The rules are naked or dressed. Which mistress define? I don't get that. Naked or dressed. Oh, naked or dressed. With a which mistress. With which mistress defines. Okay. I'm going to go with what my first answer is on that. I prefer my submissives naked. You do? I do. When they come into the space. It is dropping of all your external barriers in your drama before coming into the door in the space. It's a protocol. To change your mind from where you come from when you enter into the realm of a dominatrix. Wow. Especially in my space. It's a requirement that I want them to immediately undress. So now they have no separations. No buffers. No buffers. Nothing they can hide behind. Clothes can people hide behind it. See, but I personally want my clothes to hide behind. If you had me naked, I probably would not have been as submissive. I would have had. I'm pulling my knee high. You don't know that. Yeah. No. No, I do. Really? If I were naked, if Mr. C had said, Ginger Lynn, you need to be naked, it would have been completely different. And I'm uncomfortable even. You're not a true, you know, not a true, but what I mean is you switch. So back and forth. But your dominant side will come up more so than a slave or submissive. Meaning? They are going to more and more cases be more apt to undress because they recognize and realize that that is the way in which they need to present themselves. Okay. In your case, you know, not, um, not doing protocol things and knowing that you are a switch, then it may be more challenging. So you would have to have a lot more trust going on. I would. And you would also, you know, need to be put in that space. If you were coming into the realms and you know that you're not in control. Yeah. That you will be tied down, hog tied. I love the hog tie. Uh-huh. And your clothes will be off during that time. Don't want my clothes off. See, that's the thing. Don't want my clothes off. That would be the case of your submission. You would have to. That would be really hard for me. Yeah. Yeah. That's pushing a limit. That would be my limit. Isn't that a limit? Isn't that funny? See, you know. Like you could, I told you, do anything except poop, kids, and kit, and animals. And I just learned that. When you start to really talk about what you want and what the things you want. What you want to experience and how you feel. Then these things become limits. Well, you know what? The thing is, five years ago wouldn't have been the same thing, but I stopped smoking. Congratulations. Thank you. I'm coming. It'll be two years, March 31st. Uh-huh. And so I've gained a few pounds. And so I'm really, I love my fucking legs. I love my arms. You have some great legs. Everything. My great ass. My belly, not so much. And so I would, I'm not comfortable having it out. It pulls you out. It pulls you out of the experience. Okay. It really does. So that's the thing. Then hypnosis. I do hypnosis. I am a certified hypnotist. Really? I've been since 2004. And so I brought it into the lifestyle because there were just people that had, you know, barriers. People, we all have barriers, triggers, and things that causes us to not enjoy something or whatever the case may be. So, you know, I mean, it was funny. On one of my shows, Debbie Diamond and I, she's already played with me a couple of times. So I had her on my show. And I did a hypnosis on her over the phone, over the air with my listeners. And she was, she, it was just an amazing rush. How long does it take? I have done things in three to five minutes. And it was a very, very fast induction. Do you think it would fix my, my, my, my belly thing? Your attitude towards it, for sure. Yeah. And, and certainly subsequently it would probably take care of itself because you won't be so focused on it from this point of reference. You should be focused on. Just looking good, feeling good. Right. So taking your emphasis off of the belly. Right. Would help you be able to lose it because you're not focusing on it. That's a real good point. So anyway, you know, that's what you do when you weren't talking with a mistress and, and things that she's able to give you because a lot, everybody's different. Everybody has different energies. Right. So that's what it's about. Conversation, having your lists and what it is, things you like and things. And, and. And you begin to have these discussions on how you can help each other meet your needs. Do you have a checklist? I do. For, for your new clients? Absolutely. Anybody? And is naked or dressed one of those? It's not the exact question, but the, the question is, do you have a problem with nudity? Things of that nature. Right. And what's, Stevie, what's the next one? The next one is talk to mistress on. The knees and look down. Ah, protocol. And yes, that is something that I'm sorry. That's all right. Yes. There is something about that. Is that like the natural state someone should be in or go into? There are, um, you know, for me, I have 10 states in which I train my submissives to be in. Um, there's a slave position, you know, there's different types of positions for different types of things. There's the collaring position and other things. Generally speaking, it is on your knees or it is some form of level because in the femdom space and the femdom is, uh, the, the premise, the ideology, the play, the transfer, uh, the TPE, the transfer of power, um, is where the woman is superior. Right. And men are inferior. To show their state of. Reference. It wouldn't make sense for that superior, that submissive, that slave would. And even as a female, if she's slave, she would be the ranking system. So it's a mental, physical, um, a mental, physical demonstration of respect. That is why it becomes for a lot of people protocol. Not that it's going. I was going to say that and I aversion. The I aversion. See, and again, everybody's different. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. The I, you know, direct I contact. Um, and then others don't. So for me and protocol in general, as it relates to dealing with anyone on training, you're going to train them. I'm going to train them the right way. So it would be unless the mistress or the dom, uh, says otherwise. Wow. See, and I would want to look up into your eyes. Yeah. That's my natural instinct. Yeah. That's my, my submissive part. I want to, I want to look up and I want you to look down at me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that too, that eye interaction. That exchange of power. Absolutely. I am giving it to you. You're taking it from me, and it's consensual. I think it's beautiful. I think it's beautiful too. That's why rituals for me in this lifestyle are just so rich, because it's beauty. It's a way that we're actively showing, you know, the feelings that we have for the other person that we're playing with. And I think there's a big part that plays in every sexual situation. Exactly. I didn't feel like I walked away from our experience without. Feeling used or anything. No. There was an exchange. No, I feel complete. I feel whole. I feel satisfied. It was fantastic. Thank you so much, Mr. C, for being with us. And Christiana, just joining us. Woo, Christiana. Welcome to the show. It's so nice to have you here. And Mr. C. I love you. I loved hearing your voice. I could just listen to you talk. Thank you. You could read a dictionary and I'd be like, oh. More, more. I'm telling you, it's so true. Do you want to see my ass? Oh, yes. I would love to. She has a picture shot. Her touch of charm. You don't even have to ask. Show me your tits, I'll show you my ass. Okay, I just need an exchange. Nice. Nice. Nice. Okay. Those are beautiful. I have to turn on the headlights. They are beautiful. Really, really. Really nice titties. Thank you. She would put her hand in them. Oh, go for it. Ginger's walking over. Ginger's. Blame it on. Make yourself at home. Blame it on Ginger. I'm going to just put my butt right there. Oh, yes. That's right. That ass is hot. Her ass is still hot. Isn't it hot? It's going to be hot for a while. A long while. I love it. She loves it, too. She's like glowing. She's purring. Yeah. And before we get started, she says, I don't know if I can just do a scene without the ending of sex. I can't. I can't. And no, I can. Now she can. She just learned she can't. The leather you're wearing is like intoxicating. Oh, thank you. Much love. Oh, wow. All this beauty around me. I just love it. So, Christiana, you are a. I'm going to get comfortable. Get comfy. You know what? Take your dress off. Take your bra off. Take your clothes off. Wow. Nice. Can you turn around? Very nice. Well, we should take a picture with this one. I am wearing a really hot bikini. Oh, my God. Can I touch? Very Miami Vice. Love it. Oh, I'm so happy. Oh, my God. Hey, Mr. Stick, come over here, please. This would be a great one. Oh, yeah. This is one of the nicest asses and pair of titties I have ever seen. If you're not watching, go to skidbrostudios.com right now, right here. You can see Christiana's beautiful, beautiful ass. Woo. Lovely. Mr. C. Just like going for it. Going all in. Excuse me. I have the worst burps today. I love you for it. It's so funny you say that because, you know, we're watching this stupid cartoon. It's so much. It's so bad. It's so bad, but I think you will love it. What's the name of that cartoon you have me hooked on? Crank. Yankers. Crank Yankers. Crank Yankers? Yeah. It's on Cartoon Network. Crank. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. What's that like? Comedy Central. Comedy Central. Crank Yankers. And all he does, I mean, they're puppets. I love puppets. Oh, my gosh. I love puppets. I love puppets. I know. The puppet is a reenactment. Is it reenactment or do they just take a tape thing and they have the puppets act it out? That's what they're doing. They actually make phone calls. The comedians make phone calls to people all over the country, just, you know, anybody. And they have these conversations with them and the people are like, Oh, my gosh. And they're not in the conversation. Like, it's serious, but it's a funny, you know, they say stupid stuff. And to make a long story short, they take the puppets and they reenact it. And they react it. So, that when it's one puppet that wears headphones on with beer, you know, coming out of, so it comes through. And that's all he does is burps. He gets on the phone. And I remind you of that person. The show. The show. I don't feel sexy anymore. You should feel very sexy because actually... No, now I'm just going far. But you do wear the hat, the six-pack hat. With the straw. I would really like that. And the no pooping t-shirt. And burp. Girl, that go viral. I would find no pooping in the back. No belching. No, no. Belching is a good word. You have boys be like... You be having boys like... I want a belching video. I'll pay you for a belching video. That's what you'll get. Now, if someone wanted a belching video, where would they go? Well, they would contact you. That would be gingerlynoptions.com. Right now, if you want a belching video, I will provide you with that. Christiana, are you a belcher? No, I couldn't if I tried. I mean, I'm a... I'm a screamer. You're a screamer. All right. That's a good one. See, that's what we're talking about. Blame it. Oh, my God. Alphabet. My bone is so impressive. That is so impressive. That's Blame It On Ginger. That's a huge boner. At Blame It On Ginger. Get your belching video now. Just think what you could do with the soda can. Oh, my God. Crisis, please. Diet Coke. I'm telling you, it works. I agree. But we have a screamer. Can we have her scream? I've never heard her scream. Can I hear her scream? A moan and scream, you know. A moan or scream. Oh, fuck. Wait, I could say fuck, right? Yeah. This is getting wrong. This is getting wrong. This is a show. I didn't know this was an everybody show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it again. One more time. Yeah, one more time. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck me. Yeah, fuck, yeah. What about Ginger? I want to do a scream queen. That was good, Steph. Scream queen, scream. All right. That was good, Steph. That was funny, this is Ginger. My voice will be very madly. Jason versus Ginger. You're late for the rest of the show. Okay, but you don't have that much longer in the show. This show has gone by so fast. It just flies. It flies. Christiana, you are, I'm assuming, a porn star. I could be. She looks that way. She's not drawn that way. Maybe it's my sexy bikini. No, actually, I do nude, and I co-host TV and radio shows and all around. I'm an actress, and I love to do everything. I just love everything. And I also am a hairstylist and makeup artist, and I love beautiful women and making them beautiful. And the way that they look at themselves in the mirror makes me excited. Nice. That's very nice. Yeah, it makes me happy to see them so happy. Oh, that's absolutely fabulous, but you've never done actual porn. I've never even made a sex tape before. Wow. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. Are you considering it? I'm interested in getting in the business. Wow. You'll be the first one I call. Bad shouting. You know, what you do, I'm really interested in. Okay, we need to talk. Because that's something more that, I don't know, turns me on, because it's more like taboo. Mm-hmm. And it's different, but I like it. Oh, yeah, you got it. You got it. Is that not one of the hottest things that's ever happened? I love it. Did you even see her? I saw her being paddled. I missed it. And snake and kiss. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. Have you ever heard of the wand? Like the electric wand? Oh, yeah, I have one. I have a branded wand. Can we please bring it next time? Well, this time, I guess. Yes. We're having her back on. I will serve. We're having her back on. I don't have time right now. Next time? I actually have. You know what? Talk amongst yourselves. Okay. So, talk amongst ourselves. The wand. Explain the wand, because I'll pick it up. Okay, the violet wand is an electrical device. It came around years and years and years ago. It was used for the medicinal uses. Tons of medicinal uses. Back pain. It's like a tense machine? It is. Yes, it's parallel to a tense machine. It is electrical. But the wand itself has other types of attachments. It has the bulbs. It has the combs. Is that the one that's a pizza? Yes. And you can use the piece of stripping or any metal, and you can conduct. Right. So, a violet wand is electrical charges that could be... Turned up, turned down. Right. Obviously, based on a person's ability to receive the shock or electrical pull. Is this also... I've heard that the least amount of contact is most painful. Is that true or not? Not necessarily. It depends on the person's... Not least, but you know, like a tip as opposed to a wider feel. It definitely hurts at first. I see what you're saying. Yeah, wider feel. There's a metal thing. It's flat like this. Like, you know, just like flat. And then you put it in your body. Right. On your body. You mean... Oh, you mean... So, you become a conductor. Put it in your panty line. Does it look like this? And then, yes. Yes, yes, yes. The power stripper. Well, that's a different mechanism. So, yes is the wand. That's the wand, I was going to say. The wand is attached to the power stripper. Is this what you were talking about, Mr. C? Yes, exactly. You know what? I lost the piece that goes on the top. I can help you get that again, because I have a branded wand. Mr. C. You do? It's a brand? Me, me. So cool. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. You do, too? It's a funny story how I came up on it, but yes. You have a brand? Oh, yeah. The kit. Okay. The kit. I have everything. And I'm like, I wasn't expecting it, but I came up on it, and I won it in a contest. Oh, you won it. That's awesome. Yeah. It was a dragonfly. Yes. And it was like this really crazy, like, club kid night. There's a Mrs. Sumi Max was performing. There's so many, like, fabulous freaks there, and I was loving it. And then all of a sudden, I heard, all right, now, get it. Get on stage. $500. And I was like, oh, I'm there. And then I jumped on stage, and then they said for a stripping contest. And I was like, oh, man. Well, I'm already up here. Whatever. I'm just going to do it. And I did it, and I was like, dry humping the ground. I was freaky. Before Miley. And then I was, like, really going hard, and then I won this big kit. And I'm like, oh, great. It's probably, like, 500 dildos. But I open it, and it's this amazing wand and, like, real leather, like, whips and blindfolds. Oh, you got a nice kit. Handcuffs. Oh, my God. I got everything. Oh, wow. Well, we're going to have to work with those. Yeah. I just bring it everywhere. That's awesome. Awesome way to get your first pieces of toys. And it's something I always fantasize about, always wanted, and then it came to me. So I was like, this is meant to be it. It's meant to be. Yeah. That's universe. Mm-hmm. Universe gift. You brought it on your silver. All you had to do was quirk for it. Quirk for it. I love it. It took Mama and I months to make it. To make it. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Would you like to be the administrator to this? Yes, I would love to. I know I have to, with my new metal in my face, I realized the other day. You have to protect yourself. Yeah. What was interesting, though, the other day, yesterday is when I got it. So I was eating something, and I put my quesadilla close to my mouth, and I just felt this electrical shock go through my nose. Oh, wow. Through the actual, yeah. It's a conductor. Can I see it? Oh. Oh. You have a beautiful, like, the shape of your lips is perfect. It is. It is perfect. Really juicy. We did our Monroe's, you know, I call it the Marilyn 2. Right. That's the Gemini thing, right? Right. And so, she was a Gemini 2, so there you have it. Yes. Okay. All right. So, all right. Now, let's see. My conductor is more like a tubing, so it doesn't... Mine's like a glass wand. Oh, shoot. Oh. Oh. You can put this all together for me. Oh, that's okay. Hold on. He can hold it. That's good. So, they're going over to work on this. What is it called again? Oh, the wand? Yeah. A violet wand. Violet wand. Yes. A violet wand. That's the one, right? Now, some things you want to also do before you use this. You want to make sure that the person's in the area about... I go with 10 feet, you know what I mean? I'm always on the side of safety, but you want to make sure that no one around while you're using this has a... Okay. You don't have any metal heart pacemakers or anything like that. Oh, right. Because it can interfere and may cause problems. Right. Right. So, the person, you want to ask certain medical questions about those types of things. What type of metal? If you have any metal, you have a heart, you know, anything. Pacemaker. Pacemaker. Anything. Have them sign a waiver that they are more aware. Do you have a pacemaker? No. Any metal that we don't know about? Who to work... No. No. It's just what she just said. Ask them any questions. Oh, can you move a little bit to the right so we can see it? Okay. So, you can see it? Yeah. Oh, figure it out. There we are. I should know this a little bit. Okay. Sorry. So, thank you. So, with that being said, you know, you want to ask those medical questions. You want to make sure that you're communicating, always communicating with the person. All right. So, I'd like to start off now. I mean, this is a little bit different, like I said. Where are... Do you have any attachments? It's on the... Oh, that was it. Hold on. Oh. Yeah. Maybe you need to show me. Yep. I thought you do. I believe you do. Okay. Because my wand has different attachments. I have the conductor, and then I have the attachments that goes right... What you do, you put this against a part of your body. Uh-huh. Put it in your panties. Yeah. That's what I like to do. This works. It's got to be flat. Flat. Okay. Now, that should work now. Okay. Okay. Now, there... You turn on nod. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, who is going to be conducting the... You're going to feel it in your fingertips? In my fingertips? For what? Why? Because I don't want to feel it. I just want to initiate it. I don't want to... You're going to feel it. You're going to be the conductor, so whatever you touch is going to... Oh, okay. You're going to feel it through something else. They come in different ways. You're not going to feel it here. It's like your body is electric. Okay. Okay. Only in your hand. And your control is right here. Got it. Off and on. Wherever you touch... She's going to basically shock Christiana. Yeah. So, I'm going to start at the very lowest, and then you let me know. And let's just see as much as you want. So, am I the conductor of this thing as the conductor? You're the conductor. Yes. That's what I thought. Ooh. There she goes. She's touching Christiana. She's turning on the wand. Mr. C is... Oh, yeah. There we go. Christiana. Okay. How's that? All right. You know what? It looks amazing. Can you see anything? It sounds crazy. No, not yet. Okay. It's probably low, but... Yeah, I can see it in here. We're going to have to, unfortunately, end the show right here. We're going to keep going. We're going to turn it off just for a second, and we're going to come back. Okay. Wow. Keep playing when we're off the air. I want to thank... Christiana is how you pronounce it. Where can we find you on... Okay. Well, I'm a big Instagram follower, and you can find me on Instagram at PlayboyLeia, L-E-I-A, Christiana. It's like Christian, but with an A at the end. Right. At PlayboyLeiaChristiana. And Twitter. I love my Twitter fans, and I always, always follow you back. Find me on Twitter at Leia, L-E-I-A, Christiana. Just Leia Christiana. All right. Leia Christiana. Thank you so much. And Facebook, too. Thank you. It was so wonderful to have you in. Mr. C, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Kelly. Kelly Nichols. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I love you every single day. We have fun. Always do. And Stevie, you can follow him at... Happy Snap. Happy Snap. Yes. Mistress Thick. Where can we find you? MistressThick.com. MistressThick.com. Thank you so much to everyone for playing, having a good time listening, enjoying our show. And coming in to play with us. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Bye, everyone. Bye, everyone. Bye, everyone. I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like ginger and lime. La de dee, la de die. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like ginger and lime. La de dee, la de die.