Hello world. Hello everyone. Welcome to the Love Eye. Hey, we're live tonight. We are. Because last week we had a classic episode. We broadcast. I don't know what episode it was. It was the one with Lady Isadora. Oh, fantastic. Fantastic. You choose that one. You choose one without me. What the fuck is wrong with you, Jeremy? No, no, no. Jeremy said that the system just randomly picks one. No. Fuck that. No random motherfucking picking. That means that she rejects that completely. That's saying it nicely. I think I said it the way I really meant it was no, no random motherfucking picking. Yeah. That's how I feel about that. Yeah. But anyway, so hi. Welcome to the Love Bite. Hello, everyone. I missed you so much, even though I don't see any of your faces. Which might. Actually be worthwhile. It's a lot like bending the bitch over. You know what I'm saying? Fuck. I don't see the faces. Again? Fuck. Come on. So we actually have an in-studio guest. This is kind of exciting because now, you know, we're starting to get like more people coming into the studio that are, you know, wanting to reveal their freaky, kinky shit. Hey, and you know what? If you're local or if you're going to be in the Los Angeles area and you feel that you have something to add to this kinky arena of stuff. Yeah. You know, you can just tweet us or, you know, go on VetLife. And I think, yeah, I'm on there. Now, novice Nancy. So, yeah. Yeah. So I'd like to introduce, it's a submissive and we're calling a puppy. Yeah. Hello. Oh, fucking hell. So puppy. Yes. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Because you're going to burst. I'm going to smack him. You're going to burst. I'm going to fucking smack him is what I'm going to do. So here's the thing. In our lovely little world, we have a lot of people that are like, oh, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. We have a lovely lifestyle. We all, we all have, some of us are not as out as others. Yeah. Like jobs and shit. Yeah. So, you know, you do what you do to cover yourself. Yeah. That's fine. I should totally be more supportive of that, even though I want to mock him. So I know you want to mock him, but hey, you know what? If this is how he feels safe. I love to mock. Then that's, that's what will happen. That's how he feels safe. Thank you. You're welcome. From one sub to another. I will get away with it. I will. I will. I will get over this and I, I, I'm not going to say I'm not going to smack him at some point because it just may happen. Well, it's quite dangerous though, because you're sitting right next to him. Yes. So I didn't know this. Yeah. So fantastic. Fantastic. Um, so, so we were going to have another, another guest on. Yes. A femdom with whom we are both affiliated and friendly with in the Los Angeles area. But she, something came up and so thankfully puppy, uh, you know, was able to clear his schedule in order to be able to come in and, and have a conversation. Yeah. And, and help us out. So not, so we're not like just, we're all not only giving mics to subs people, cause I know that's what it might look like cause so far we've only had now, this is our fourth submissive in studio. So it's not that we, we don't have, I don't have a problem with other dominants coming on and talking. I'm okay with that. I'm not that kind of an alpha dog. But, um, so we, but we're, we're happy enough to have puppy here, which is really interesting because there are some, some things I have, I've had, I've known puppy for two or three years. Yeah. Yeah. A few years. And, um, he's really one of the first few people within the community that I met. Uh, and I love him dearly. He's a fantastic person outside of the lifestyle in the lifestyle is wonderful. Uh, and I, I know him pretty well and he's had some struggles, you know, he, if I'm just going to cap recap his life very quickly in, in DS, uh, he had kind of his perfect DS relationship. He had the perfect mistress. They were, they were, you know, very much in love. Um, and, and had that DS and then, um, through some unfortunate Ness, they, she is no longer with us. And so he now is mistress list. Um, and so he's been kind of sense then looking for this perfect mistress. Uh, and, and in that quest, he's found himself sometimes as we all have in unbalanced relationships. Uh, and, and it comes to me, would you, would you say so far? My. I think I'm a little bit of a, of, of, yeah, absolutely perfect. Okay. Fantastic. See, I pay attention. Absolutely. Yeah. I get an a for paying attention kids. Um, so I think that the topic for tonight is unbalanced DS relationships, which I think the first question then naturally should be, are all DS relationships unbalanced puppy? I don't believe so. I think, um, you can find the perfect balance between the sub and the Dom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So, you know, from an outsider's perspective that doesn't get DS, they would automatically look at it and say, well, that's terribly unbalanced because they don't understand it. So how, from your perspective is the, because an outsider would perceive the submissive to be getting the short end of the stick more often than not than the dominant when if people that don't get the lifestyle. So since you are the submissive, how do you, and you've had that balance, how does that balance feel to you? well what you do is you find a partner hopefully that boy it's really hard to talk like this you know you should have thought about that aren't you glad you didn't go with the stupid fucking accent oh I would have smacked him you still want to smack him but I just want to you just want to smack him just cause but that's ok go on carry on how do we say this the submissive gets enough gets exactly what that person wants out of the relationship if it's perfect if the dominant knows exactly how to be a dominant for that person or if the you know there's always a give and take but the submissive is looking for something I think you should take another hit of helium right he was saying something really serious and I can't pay attention fucking shiny the submissive is looking for something and the if the dominant is the perfect dominant for them then the relationship is good it's just like any vanilla relationship where they each have something they offer the other true so Nancy are all DS relationships unbalanced see I think that by definition they're supposed to be I think most people's traditional definition is that they're supposed to be unbalanced and compromise. There's compromising. There's always somebody that's going to be sort of making decisions or doing sort of more in the relationship than the other one. And I was talking with a mistress earlier today that I happened to be out with. And one of the interesting things that came up, she said, do I, let me think about how this went, are vanilla relationships better? And I said, no, actually, a DS relationship is better because there's no arguing. You know who's in charge. If the submissive is doing what they're supposed to be doing, there's no arguing in the relationship. It's a much cleaner, nicer, better relationship. It's defined. It's well defined. It's true. It's interesting because you both approach this from the submissive standpoint. And I obviously approach this from the dominant standpoint. And I look at the DS relationships and I, from an external point of view, I can see how somebody would perceive the submissive as getting the short end of the stick, as doing all of the work, as whatever. And, you know, the dominant just doling out tasks and et cetera, et cetera. But being, the dominant is just doing all of the work. And I think that's a really good point. The dominant, the task doler, I can tell you that the amount of fucking work that I do in a DS relationship is in fucking sane. It's so much more work than in any vanilla relationship I've ever been in. It's always on the dominant. It's always on me. I have to, if there's cracks, I have to fill them with cock. That's C-A-U-L-K, not C-O-C-K. But yes, we can fill those cracks with cock. If there's a crack too, I'm okay with both cocks, let's be honest. But if there are issues that come up, it's the dominant that has to manage them no matter what it is. If the relationship is floundering, it's the dominant. If the submissive is floundering, if the dominant is floundering, it's the dominant that has to handle everything. So for me, if anybody were to ask about it being an unbalanced relationship, if that in case, if it existed, I'd be like, fuck yeah, the D shit, we do it all. But I know that that's not true. I know that for every task that I dole out, for every responsibility that I give, for every silent treatment that I give, I am aware that there is an equal and opposite reaction to what I'm doing. So I know that it's give and take. There has to be a very equal amount of tension on both sides in order for it to happen. And my opinion is that it is even more delicate in the DS world than in the vanilla world, because we have to be, we have to be, we have to be, we have to be, we have to be, we have to be, we have to be, we have to be able to maintain that balance. And we can't give it up. I mean, if one side stops pulling on the tug of rope for just a minute, it ends up just destroying the entire game, game or whatever, you know, I'm just using that as an analogy. So that's my, my opinion is that I think that they, they have to be perfectly balanced or else they're unsuccessful. Well, that's just like a vanilla relationship. There's always, there's no such thing as a perfect person, but you can find the perfect person for you, the perfect mate for you. And it doesn't matter if it's vanilla or DS, because in a DS relationship, obviously what you're saying from the dominance perspective, there is a tremendous amount of work there. But of course, that's the whole point. You're the one supposed to be doing the work in a way. Clearly, I like that. Exactly. And from the submissive standpoint, we want to be, we want that domination. We want the person being in charge. That's what makes us comfortable. And you say it's work, but when you're tasking us with something, whether like with Nancy cleaning in her case, in my case. Fixing my fucking door. Yes. Fixing my fucking door. Or whatever. I don't know where I got that from. You want me to come fix your doors? Yes. I will do that. Okay. Awesome. But the point is, from the submissive standpoint, when you task us with that, it is, I don't want to say the word relaxing. It's not relaxing, but it's fulfilling. It's rewarding. It's rewarding. Right. So maybe you're seeing it as a struggle and something that you have to fight with. But when you're throwing out those tasks and it's, oh my God, it's so taxing to me, I have to keep on top of my submissive all the time. Oh, that's me. Then the submissive is, of course, getting fulfilled. No, and it's not that it's taxing. I mean, it is, but it is one of those you really can't give. You have to keep on it. There's not those moments of, I'm going to sit here and be a vegetable today. I mean, there can be, but you still have to plan it out. There always has to be a plan. So that's my thing. But yeah. Okay. So what you're saying is in the sense of fulfillment for you in your S-type roles, have you found fulfillment non-S-type in a vanilla relationship? I certainly have, yes. But I even find that the women that I'm attracted to when I've had vanilla relationships tend to have these little streaks of dominance or at least, uh, just, I don't know, I just naturally get attracted to that. Sure. Even with the vanilla women, it turns out that they have a little bit of power there. And so it's, uh, that's the attraction. Right. I think I can have a successful vanilla relationship. It's just not something that I look for. If I stumble across it, then wonderful. But it's not something that I look for and ultimately would be fulfilling to me. All right. So kind of paint your work. What is your perfect relationship? That is really difficult. I know. It's, it's one of those- I'm not going to ask easy questions. It's one of those things, you know it when you see it. And I think it's one where it's vanilla in appearance in public and in private it's a hundred percent, uh, DS, which does not always mean for me that I'm on my knees and begging forgiveness or, you know, I'm just going to be on my knees. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing sort of these silly things. When you go to a professional dominatrix you pay for. But in my relationship, my perfect relationship with the, my last submissive, my last girlfriend that was my dominant, um, he was just well understood. If, if I was bad I got punished. If I was good I got rewarded. So it was just a, how we lived our life and it was as natural for her as it was for me. There was no, I didn't have to bring her into a sort of a scene or any kind of thing like that. It just was her natural predisposition. It worked. It worked. Yeah. I mean, I think that everybody's attracted to whomever that they're naturally attracted to. I mean, I don't think that, I think that we will probably, if we, if each of us look back at our own histories, we'll see, you know, to what we're attracted. And we don't want to get into my psychology of that, but I mean, I'm sure the two of you could find that you were both attracted at some point to dominant women, both of you dominant women, you know, which is, which would make sense because that's a different story if we're talking about something else. Cause you know what I'm saying? So, what's, nobody knows what I'm saying because it's in my head, which is fantastic. No idea. It's all in my fucking head and I'm not letting it out. Ha ha. All right. Um, so what, uh, when, in what kinds of relationships do you feel that it was unbalanced and, and what did that look like? Well, probably this mistress I was with earlier today is a good example. I think that's what you're trying to get out of me. Actually, no, but I love that that's, I was going for the past, but go for today. Hell yeah. It's fantastic. Um, through a very vanilla means, I happened to meet this beautiful woman and, uh, even when I thought she was completely vanilla, I was quite attracted to her. Not just the physical part, but you could just tell there was some underlying thing there. And one thing led to another. We have a mutual friend. And the mutual friend said, Oh, did you know that she is a dominatrix? Really? You don't say. Everything just clicked. That's why I like her. So I started. It helps that she's super hot. That, uh, that certainly helps. Um, but I started talking to her, you know, through text messages, phone calls, Facebook, whatever. And she, even though she's a professional, she also was lifestyle dominant. Sure. And so as soon as she figured out that I was submissive, then she started. Saying, Oh, why don't you come over and X, Y, Z. And for me, because I am not the kind of person that seeks out a dom, a professional dominant that in my mind, I was thinking it was going that route. And she wasn't expecting, she wasn't asking that, but I didn't know where this was for me. They would cease to exist. You mean similar to what the theory on what kept the cold war running and not ending the world. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here's my, I mean, you'd like to think they have that. And I would assume most people would have that. However, um, the cold war, there was a lot about world domination. This, there's a lot more of an added element nowadays of I'm cool with dying over this. So, you know, if I die, I got the virgin thing going and I'm a martyr. And so, I mean, all you need is one person with access to the button who has a strong fanaticism and feels like, you know what? Blowing them up. Is worth it. Blowing up Israel is worth it. One nuke button is all we're saying. And you're saying they're that gung ho that not they ceasing to exist as an option could be one person, not they, I'm not lumping anyone together, but I'm saying that's all you need is one person. And if you're adding it as opposed to Russia and us world domination, more of a power thing. When you add in the religious factor, I take out most common sense. All right. Unintended, unintended shot at religion. But that, that is what I'm saying. That is what it is. However, also now, but you know, six, the main six nations, you know, the powers basically have agreed with Iran to start talks back up, which is nice. However, there's also that footage of while they were saying, we'll talk. Scrubbing it clean. Yeah. Yeah. The, Hey man, wipe this under the rug. While, you know, hurry up before the guests show up, get this nuclear waste out of here. Harvey Keitel has been busy. But that's a weird reference, but we'll go with it. There's dude, there's gotta be two people that love that reference. Tops too, but they love it. You and I. You know what? Maybe one. But moving over slightly to Syria, which I don't know how much has actually changed. I mean, there's been a handful of defectors. Deputy oil minister. I don't really know what the hell that means. Like, what does that mean? Is it? It's one guy, but I think it's, you know, to use the word funny, but you know, his biggest concern was he defected. So now he's worried. They're going to go after him. They're going to go after his house and family and relatives. Yeah. You know, those people like, uh, heads up maybe first. Yeah. How about a call? Yeah. Telegram, you know, something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're worried. How do you think we feel? Yeah. Hey, glad you're safe. Exactly. And you gave this via Skype. Thank you. That was awesome. Thank you. Uh, no, that's, that's tough. But I mean, two generals, they said, and a colonel. Um, I mean, basically, to be honest, my, my knowledge is, I don't know. My knowledge of, uh, military ranking comes from the game Stratego. So I'm assuming that two generals are pretty damn high. What they need is a spy. Oh God. I don't know. Once my spy was lost, my game was over. But two generals, one colonel, you got an oil minister who probably is relatively powerless, but you know, at least cracks. Here's the thing though. They defect. But at this point, what are they defecting to? I mean, those rebels are seriously on the run. I mean, they're not, it's not even like Libya where they're sort of concentrated and have a lot of weapons. As far as I know, I mean, they're, they're in a lot of trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, uh, I'm defecting right now, I think to a losing side. Yes. But, uh, you know, they may be defecting slash running from not wanting, I mean, they, considering what is being leaked as far as what they think has happened before they let the Red Cross in, uh, you know, maybe they, you can only watch so much, you know what I mean? Once they're, uh, you know, maybe you can literally, you have family, you live there. Some, somebody knows somebody who's getting slaughtered by. Your regime. And at some point in time you say, Hey, you know what? I can't stand by. Right. And it's not like you can just, you kind of, I guess, have to defect. It's not like you can just speak up. No. Like it's not like I disagree with what we're doing here. That's about the last you hear. You run and you put something on YouTube is what you do, which is what this guy did, which brings me to, by the way, the last world politic thing that I want to talk about briefly is the, uh, social media, uh, effect on, did you see the Joseph Coney 2012? Sure. Uh, for anyone that doesn't know. It was a YouTube, I believe it was 70 million views on YouTube in the first week about this warlord in, in Africa and Uganda, maybe. Um, I believe. And, uh, yes, in Uganda. And he was for years, uh, to fight his army. He would kidnap kids, boys and force them to one, you know, uh, kill their parents. They would force them to fight and then they would rape the girls. And this guy somehow had been, you know, not captured still to this day. Uh. So somebody made a, a children's organization made a brief YouTube video, 70 million hits, big social outcry. We need to find this guy. Yeah. Um, did you see the video? I did. And it was actually very touching. Uh, I think it's, you know, the guy's bad when he actually makes Newt Gingrich look good when he suggested kids should get jobs as janitors. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It's all relative. Yeah. All, all relative. All relative. All relative. No, that, that guy is obviously just a horrible human being and I hope they get him. But is it, the other thing is the president, I think, of that nation. Do you know that guy's name? I'm not making this up. It's like Goodluck Anthony or something. No, I don't know the name. That is the, that is the president's real name. Goodluck. I think, I'm pretty sure it's Anthony, but his first name is Goodluck. Really? Yes. Doesn't exactly instill confidence. No, no, no, no. That is not, uh, I'm trying to find out. What is his name? What is his name? I don't know what his name is. I can't find it. But that's a fine name. Goodluck. I'm going to go with Goodluck. Goodluck Anthony. You know, it's upbeat. I'll give him that. I'll give him that. But you know, there, there was some critics, some, it's hard to think that there would be critics over that. But the, you know, some of the critics are saying the video is, you know, although brings to light, you know, a horrible person, they said he, he's basically been on the run for the last 10 years. And this is calling for some sort of seemingly military action to a guy who's already moved on and is still around and should be captured. But, uh, also they don't know, they said this charity, they don't know where all this money goes to. Well, you know, we, we also, as, as the U S we have, I think it's like a hundred special ops forces. They are specifically looking for him. He's not, he's not under here. Is that what you're telling me? How long has that been going on? Well, no, they're in that nation. Not like here in the studio. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. So I know I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I think I'm pretty sure it was Obama that sent him in. We said he loves to go out, you know, for all the talk they give him, like, you know, he's not good on defending the nation. He is not shy about going out to try and kill some people. Yeah. No, that, that doesn't seem to be an accurate talking point right now, which is, you know, which actually, if you don't need to go overseas to find a war at this point in time, uh, you can technically just, if you want to see a war, just stand next to the closest woman in this country. Uh, take a listen to this. It was kind of actually brought to light by, uh, by, uh, the big fat idiots rant. That was a lovely segue, by the way. Thank you very much. What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? Makes her a prostitute. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives. And thus pay for you to have sex. We want something for it. And I'll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch. Well, that last part's accurate. He does want you to post the videos. No doubt. Excuse me. That, uh, that, that I believe. But, excuse me very much. You know, I left most of my voice at the festival, by the way. I had to voice down by the river. Um, but, I mean, that, that got a lot of flack. He got a ridiculous amount of flack. He lost sponsors. Lost, uh, he lost, uh, he lost, uh, he lost, uh, he lost, uh, he lost, uh, he lost, uh, he lost, somewhere around 30 sponsors. Yeah, he had like five minutes of dead air, I think, on his last show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is, that is, I'm sure, wonderful to hear. That's the only time I think I would listen. Yeah, they, but, yeah, yeah. I mean, he says he lost sponsors. How many? I don't exactly know. You know, he says almost none. MSNBC says he lost like 14,000 sponsors. Like 47, yeah. Yeah, so, I mean, you know, depending on, on who you listen to. Um, you know, but, it, it was a ridiculous sack. He eventually apologized. But, apologized for the words. He apologized for the words. Exactly. Not the sentiment. No, which, fine, but he spent like nine hours over the previous three days railing on the girl. Yeah, but the thing is, he wasn't even going against what she actually was there to testify about. It wasn't, she wasn't there to talk about her own birth control. It was about her friend who needed, you know, the medicine to control an ovarian cyst. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it wasn't even about sex. Which, which they wouldn't let her testify in front of Congress. In the first place. Yeah. Yeah. Um, not to mention the fact that the way he. Because she wasn't a relevant witness. She was too woman-y. Yeah. But, uh, I mean, but not to mention the fact that that's not even, I mean, accurate. You're, to get your contraceptive care paid for doesn't mean you're getting paid to have sex. That's. Right. And it's also not relative to the amount, he was talking about the amount of sex. He was like, she's having so much sex. Well, good for her. Exactly. I mean, apparently, you know, I went to the wrong college, but you don't take more birth control. I mean, maybe if you were using, you know, sponges or something. A better double dose up is what you're saying? Yeah. I'm going to have a wild weekend. I better take three pills. I'm going to need a bigger pill. It's like, you know, you can make like, when you get that cookie dough, you can make a bunch of little ones or one big one. One enormous pill. One enormous pill. I need a pill that I need a shoe horn to fit into my mouth. How's that? Yeah, that, that should work. This will keep. This will keep me really not pregnant. Yeah. No, no, that's nice. That's nice. But then of all people, Bill Maher comes to his defense. Yeah. I mean, I watch Bill's show all the time. He was defending him, but not for what he was saying, obviously. He was just saying he doesn't think that people should be run off and like, you know, they should lose their show. That was his whole thing. I agree with that. Although I think sponsors have a right to be disgusted and say, you know, I don't, I mean, here's the thing. He didn't slip up and go. Oh man, years. And I finally said something bad. He's been doing that for, you know, every chance you get. Sure. This one just finally caught on. Yeah. I mean, he's talking about feminazis. It's a fine phrase. It's been an ongoing thing. It's a fine phrase. I don't know if he copyrighted that or not, but you should copyright that if it's not. And then don't let him use it. Don't let him use it. That's awesome. And that's a great idea. It's my best idea in days. It could be. No, it's almost certainly is. But now, so excuse me. On international. On Women's Day, they decide to, they decide to try to squeeze in a couple of anti-abortion bills. Virginia passes the mandatory. The ultrasound law. They can't believe anything's mandated, but they'll mandate some ultrasound laws. Yeah. No government intrusion unless, you know, it's inside a vagina. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Which means those government agents are tiny. Tiny. And well lubricated. They're hard to hug. So here's the thing. They are also, and I don't know if you heard about this one, the Arizona law that I believe passed the Senate, the, in Arizona. You're talking about, they didn't want the intrusive ultrasound? No, no, no. That one? No, no. This one is, the doctor is allowed to not tell the person that, this is so ridiculous. It's a law that says the doctor is allowed to not tell them of suspected deformities in order to. Not help them lean towards abortion. So they're encouraging doctors. To lie. To lie. Yes. Yes. Would doctors do that though? I mean, if they were a religious right doctor. They don't have to do that. They don't have to do that. But yes, if they have that. Moral conviction. Yes. Then they're allowed to not tell them because that may entice, that knowledge may entice them to have an abortion. And so they passed a law saying something like, in the wording of the law, it was like, this is for the good of the doctor. Because it helps them. It helps them against parents who would blame the doctor for a deformity when we all know that's God's doing. Well, how is it the doc? How is the deformity a doctor's fault? It's not. But what they're saying is by the doctor not telling them and just letting that happen. Therefore, they don't have the baby then blame the doctor. So they're saying now, you know, doctor, it's, it's God's doing. So he has a right to not say anything. I mean, it's all right. Ridiculous. God is a busy guy. Yeah. Well, apparently. I mean, he's got a lot of stuff going on. Depends. You may think you want to make a quick stop in the Middle East and help some things out real quick. Yeah. No, no. The things he's choosing to focus on. It's amazing. Well, Tebow for a while. He loved, I mean, he couldn't do anything. He was backlogged. I guess now that season's over, he's got extra time. He was backlogged for a little bit. But, you know, let's, we have to talk about Super Tuesday. That happened. That was, you know, big, big this past week. And if you want to know. Romney basically did well. But if you want to know, you know, how well he's being accepted. Let's hear from this fan favorite. I would ask the governor, how likely does she think there's a possibility of an open convention? And if there is an open convention and someone approached her and said, Governor Palin, I want to place your name in nomination. Would she stop them? As I say, anything is possible. And I don't, I don't close any doors that perhaps would be open out there. So, no, I wouldn't close that door. And my plan is to be at that convention. Nice. Please run. Please run. Pick her. Not only should that door be closed, it should be slammed on her as hard as possible. Palin Snooki 2012. You might as well. Wow, that's remarkable. I don't want to use, I don't want to use this word. I don't want to use this word. But I'm going to, and I'll pair it with another word. Media whore. Media whore is what I'm going to come with. I mean, she didn't even finish the governor, the one term of governor. And it was, she's had multiple books, reality shows, and she has 100% right to do it. But she followed the campaign in a painted bus. I mean, this is literally, hey, look at me. Why are you not looking at me? There's no chance she runs. There's no chance they pick her. But that would be awesome. I would love to see it just because nothing could doom the Republican side. More than just go, we're going to put all our weight behind Sarah Palin. Let's do it. Let's just run with it. Now, there is no chance that happens. But they're only even asking about it because they're talking about a brokered convention. Because even though Romney, well in the lead, won six states during Super Tuesday. Out of the 10, he won six. Santorum took three. And Gingrich took Georgia, which was his home state, and expected. But I mean, Romney's way ahead in the delegates. He's over 400. Santorum's. 180. I think Romney's around 421 maybe. Gingrich is 120s somewhere. Ron Paul's got spunk. I don't know how many delegates he's got, but he's got some spunk and maybe some Red Bulls. And you know what? Has there ever been a guy who seems like the inevitable nominee who is less liked? Less liked? Yeah, no. I mean, nobody. I can't. He reminds me of, he's like Andre the Giant when it would be, early Andre, when it would be like 40, I don't think I can call them midgets. I think they're, they height challenged. They got 40 height challenged people running after this one guy that you know is going to win. And they just keep taking runs at him. It's like, well, let's join up and run at him. No? All right, well, I'll hit him in the calf while you come around the other side. And they just keep bouncing off. And people are like, hard to root for this seven foot six guy, but he's going to win. That's pretty much what I see when I look at the Republican race. That with a whole bunch of Jesus stuff in it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think Romney. Is the inevitable guy, but he's just so plastic and unlikable and not, you know, that's the funny thing. He's like, you could think he's unlikable to the left, you know, to the Democrats, but he's equally as unliked by the right. He's probably less liked by the right. I think you'll have an easier time against Obama and then he does against his own, you know, the people in his own party. That's yeah. I guess the hard right. Absolutely. I mean, they compare them to Obama, which is a big problem for him there. When you're running against Obama and they compare you to Obama, it's like, well, all right, I'll get the racist vote. He's got that going for him. Yeah. I wouldn't exactly compare him to Obama. I don't look at Obama and go, man, that is the whitest guy I have ever seen. No, no, that is true. He's like typing paper, dude. But I mean, here's the thing is the one of the reasons, first of all, he has so much more money than everybody else, but this stuff like this blows my mind. Two of the four front runners. Yeah. Basically front runners. I should say two of the four candidates that are running for the nominee don't even get on the ballot in some states. Right. Santorum and Gingrich. It's good planning. And I understand, like, I mean, I understand the, hey, you know what, like Ron Paul, it's a smart, he has, you know what, we have to go for certain delegates. I'm not spending my limited resources here. I understand that. But when you didn't do the paperwork correctly or you didn't get it in on time and you don't get, they're not Virginia. Gingrich lives in Virginia, I believe now. He's not on the ballot. Do you think there's any chance that in the beginning, because I think with Gingrich, Gingrich at first, he was running, but I don't think he necessarily thought he was going to be in it this long. You think, well, here's, no, you think it was Herman Cain-itis where he just figured he'd give it a good run, make some money, sell some books. Exactly, sell some books, get on a talk tour, maybe, you know, still stick it out with Fox. But he was like, plan ahead. Come on, we're not going to be in it in the end. That's possible. Although he does seem to like himself a lot. He has, I mean, he was, he, he was ahead for like one day and he was like, well, I'm obviously going to be the nominee. Like what? Dude, what is in that enormous head of yours? What are you using to think? Have you ever seen a little kid try to run when momentum starts pulling them forward? I don't know who this kid is, no. No, any little kid. Like when they're running, they're just like, and they just like kind of fall forward with momentum. Well, that's when Newt started running in the race and his head went forward. It's hard to stop. Yeah. He's just continuing following his head. I mean, I just, if you can't get on the ballot in the state, I don't understand. Like, I mean, if you can't. Here's the thing. If you're hiring somebody for a job, forget the job as president of the United States. If you're hiring somebody for the job, would you even consider hiring them if they couldn't figure out the application process? I've really never had a real job. That was helpful. Thank you. But yes, I mean, it seems, it seems ridiculous to me. Like, do they not just have, somebody's giving you millions of dollars. Can you not hire some people who can go out and get some signatures? I mean, it's ridiculous. Not to mention. Not to mention that some of the rules are probably way too absurd and not consistent from state to state, but. He's, but he, he's not a little thing guy. He's, he's a big idea guy. You know, he, he doesn't worry about getting on the ballot. He's more concerned with building a colony on the moon. Yeah, that's good stuff. That, that's, that is a good place to spend money. That's, but that's where his organization is. So you're talking, where are these people that should have been getting him on the ballot? They're busy moon building. Moon building is nice. Thank you. Moon building. I mean, it's, it's unbelievable. That's, we, we need to cut spending everywhere, but we're going to have a, we're going to have a moon base by like, what do you mean a moon base? It's like a moon city. And he was like, by 2014. Yeah, he was like, you know what? By October, I would like at least one shopping center on the moon. Before I, before I get sworn in. You know how they have. Hold on. The first step is always get rid of Obamacare. Yes. And for nobody, it's like, you know what? I'm a little gassy today. Obamacare's fault. So that's the first, that is the blame for everything. That gets outside of that. Then yeah, then we have some other stuff we can worry about, but it'll be interesting before, you know, I mean, they're basically, they're going south now for a while. They're going to Southern states, Mississippi, Alabama coming up and Romney struggles with some of those places. Well, they say the poor, you know, Romney has a serious problem with the poor. He doesn't. He doesn't connect with or relate to the poor. This is shocking. I know. It's like he doesn't know any poor people. No, no. But when he tries to connect, he says good stuff like, oh, I, you know, I had three poor people live in one of my Cadillacs for a couple of weeks. Right. I mean, yeah, he says, he says some brilliant stuff. Really when he, they shouldn't let him speak on his own. Few people have such a hard time relating to humans. Yeah. He sees someone living in like a cardboard box and goes, you should get a bigger box. Yeah. Um, yeah. And by the way, I can't, you know what? I'll leave the bigger box joke to another show. Oh, it's usually me like having to apologize for that kind of thing. Well, that's why I hit the brakes. I hit the brakes early and I'm going to, not only did I hit the brakes, hit the brakes so hard. I'm going to bring us to another topic, but to bring you, to bring you, uh, your knowledge, your expertise of sports to the forefront. I'm talking to Drew the other day and I say, Hey, what do you think is going to happen to Peyton Manning? I'm going to say, Hey, what do you think is going to happen to Peyton Manning? I'm going to say, Hey, what do you think is going to happen to Peyton Manning? Dude, he's going to be the highest, highest profile free agent ever. And he's, I don't think they're going to release him. And I said, but pretty much everybody says they're going to release him. It's another 28 million. That's most of their salary gap. They stunk this year. They have, you know, a lot of rebuilding to do. I mean, everybody goes, yeah, but I don't, I don't think they're going to do it. It was like, I think he barely finished the sentence. And then we hear this. I sure have a lot of play in football for the Indianapolis Colts. For 14, one for years. The only professional football I've known is Colts football. I came to a lot of games here. I played with so many great teammates here. And I've been part of a great organization here. An organization and an owner who I respect and continue to respect. I've been a Colt for almost all of my adult life. But I guess in life and in sports, we all know that nothing lasts forever. We all know that nothing lasts forever. We all know that nothing lasts forever. Times change. Circumstances change. And that's the reality of playing in the NFL. We held out until the crying started. Did you, but did you hear how sad that man sounds? That alone should have kept him in Indianapolis. Seriously. I mean, it's hard to find somebody more wrong than you were right there. It was an immediate, immediate incorrectness. But, but you're like, hey, well, hold on. Let me interrupt this press conference with, no, I think he's still going to be a Colt. But, I mean, very exciting though. I mean, nonetheless, I think it's, it's great. It's interesting for the league. It's even, it's even cooler than the Brett Favre nonsense when they kept talking about that every day. Because Manning doesn't seem to be getting the bad press. There's no, there's no. He's a beloved athlete. I mean, there's, and. He shouldn't get any bad press. I'm not saying he deserved it by any means. He hasn't done anything. I'm just saying the, the Favre excitement of where is this Hall of Famer going to go was, you know, it was, it was too long. And so it just kept going back and forth. And it was, Manning says he wants to make a decision by Tuesday. Yeah. Well, Favre also was like, I'm retired. I'm not retired. And he, you know, he didn't want to go to training camp. You don't have any of that with Peyton. Peyton's like the most devoted, I'm going to spend every extra waking minute preparing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Which is, I think, why he wants to pick a team this early. I mean, that's before free agents can even sign. I think he wants to be there so it can be like, all right, now we can sign this guy. I think, I would be surprised. If wherever he goes, they don't try to sign Reggie Wayne. Yeah. I still want to see him go to the Giants so we can have two Mannings. I don't, I don't see that happening. He's not even, you know, for a brief period of time, they wanted to pretend he, you know, the Jets were an exciting option. That's not happening apparently. Sanchez got what, a four-year contract? Yeah. I believe it was a four-year extension for like 40 plus million. Yeah. I'll play. Yeah. You know what? I'll take half that. Yeah. You know what? I'll take none of it. I'll take none of it and his girlfriend. I believe that Kate Upton, I believe, is who he's dating. I think so, yes. Well done. Either that or he paid somebody to write that article. But man, it's good. That is, Kate Upton was, I believe she used the cover of Sports Illustrated. Yeah. Yeah. Unattractive woman. So, so it's. And they actually tried to say she was a little like heavier than, than most. I'm like, really? Is that, that's a problem? You're looking at her going, it's a little big. Really? Huh? Okay. Oh, yeah. That was hard to not look at. It seems like Peyton is actually narrowed down. I mean, the rumor is, this can always change. But the rumor is, and he doesn't seem like a guy who's playing too many games. It seemed like he narrowed it down to three teams. Kansas City? No. No, no. Although Kansas City's still going after him. And so that's why anything can still happen. But Arizona, Denver, Miami. Those are the three teams. Reggie Wayne said he would love to play with them. Reggie Wayne would love to play in Miami. I believe he went to college there. He would love to play in Miami. Uh, and, uh, but I don't think he's visited Miami yet. Arizona, he likes Arizona. Um, he visited, I think he's visiting today. He already went to Denver and he has a good relationship with, uh, I believe we have a call. He has a good relationship with John Elway. If he goes to Denver, Jesus is going to be pissed. Yes. Yes. Uh, hi. We have a caller. Yes, we have a caller. I can't wait. I couldn't wait for you guys to get to Peyton Manning. I was waiting for Peyton Manning. What's your name, bud? Uh, this is Ty. Hey, Ty. What's cracking? Nada, man. Nada, nada. We, uh, calling you from Dallas, Texas. We're excited about Manning. We wanted to come and replace Romo, but that's never happening. Would you honestly, do you think that, would the Dallas fans be happy with that? No, they would never do that. No. You don't think? I don't think so. No. No, not the 36-year-old Manning. No. Wow. They feel like, uh. You know what? Jerry Jones is, I don't know what it is, why he's in love with, uh, with, with, with Romo so much and Garrett so much, but I don't know that Romo's the problem. Garrett's the problem here in Dallas. They loved Garrett when he was calling the offense before. And do you not think that team got a little better when, uh, when Wade Phillips was gone? Well, I, I think Wade Phillips and Garrett are, are both very similar coaches. They're coaches that will allow Jerry Jones to be the man. They're coaches that won't talk back, that they'll say yes sir to Jerry Jones, and they'll do whatever Jerry Jones wants them to do. Whereas, you know, like a Bill Cowher, he's not going to do that. He's not going to do that. I don't think he's going to put up with that here. Yeah, no. And I, I mean, I think that's basically all he's had since Parcells left. That's, you know, this, this is my team. But I mean, that never made sense to me in the first place to have an offensive coordinator and a head coach and say, well, I'm paying this offensive coordinator head coach money because he's going to replace you eventually. And you're like, well, so once things aren't going well, how do you know you're going to want to keep the offensive coordinator? Well, I know that never made sense. That never made sense. But he knew he was going to keep the offensive coordinator because the offensive coordinator was willing to wash his car once a week. He'll pick up the shirt. Let me ask you a question, Ty. You're in Texas. Because I know people out here that always, you know, that are Cowboys fans, but. You don't know anybody from Texas. I know people. I know people. Called you when you're shaking. But no, I'm asking you, do you think that there's any truth to the thing that Romo is just like the choke guy that's never, you know, can't make it in the big game? No, I do not. Blown out of proportion. I think it's way blown out of proportion. It's so funny how they put it all on Romo's shoulders. But if you notice, you know, the receiver has to get open. First, there's got to be an offensive play that allows those receivers to get open on that play. I mean, there's so many other components. That receiver has to not only be able to get into a position to find open space on the field, but be able to execute and catch the ball. There's so many things. They lay it on Romo's shoulders so much. No, I mean. He has not made the big game plays yet. You sound like you know a lot about football. Could you teach me how to play Madden? Yeah, I would love to school you on that. We have established that we both blow at Madden. Well, I mean, yeah. I mean, the thing is, I know I agree with you. They love to take and they do that in most sports. It's like until that all star gets to basically the ultimate level. They love to say, oh, look, he failed. He failed. He failed. And then all of a sudden, once he does. They were doing that to Manny before he won the Super Bowl. Don't you dare. Don't you dare talk about Eli. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, there's there's no doubt. I mean, they do it. I mean, even now, what did Tom Brady, who Tom Brady was in both. Right. And in the last two Super Bowls, he was a couple of minutes away from winning or less from winning, you know, and being five and oh. And so afterwards, like, does this taint his legacy? Like, right. Yeah. Really? Exactly. If what if he would have lost the first two? But they, you know, they need to. I agree with you. I think totally, totally blown out of proportion. But a tie. If you want to stay on the line for a second. I want. I want to ask you about we're going to listen to something about the bounty system. Earlier. Oh, OK. Go ahead. Do it. In the last three seasons, the Saints defense under coordinator Greg Williams maintained a bounty program on their opponents. Now, the Washington Post is reporting that when Williams was the defensive coordinator of the Redskins, a similar bounty program for big hits also existed. Sources telling the Post that financial rewards reached as high as about eight thousand dollars for one hit. First of all, when when you're talking about pro sports, eight thousand dollars, you can't put that much emphasis on eight thousand dollars. I know that they spend more than that on a stripper. Right. But I you can't prove that, Rusty. But I don't. Yeah. But I had heard up to fifty thousand dollars is what I heard. I heard fifteen hundred. Fifteen hundred is an absurd amount. They spend that on chips on the one for the bus ride. I know. But no, I had heard up to fifty thousand. I would assume that's exaggerated. But but still, you know, they they. They tie a lot of it specifically to also the game when the Saints played against Favre and knocked him out of the game. How big of a deal is this tie? Why we still have you on the line. How big of a deal do you think this is? Oh, I think that's a huge deal. I don't think it has. And I think I think football is going to look at it as a huge deal. All they're doing with changing the rules for player safety and moving the kickoffs up, protecting the quarterbacks, protecting the receivers from, you know, too aggressive of a hit. All the rule changes that they're making. All the last few years. Now they found out that someone's putting a bounty system. I'd be shocked if they don't give Mr. Williams the death penalty. And I mean, they are going to come down hard on him. That's Texas right there. That was serious. Texas. That was. He littered. Oh, my God. That's death penalty. No, no, no. That is that is fantastic wording by you, by the way, for where you were from. But no, I mean, that I didn't even I didn't even contemplate them kicking him out. Forever. But no, they won't kick him out forever. But I bet you he gets at least a year. I'll bet you get at least a year. I mean, but here's the thing is, is it just him then? Do you just tie it to him? I mean, Peyton said he knew about it. Yeah. How long? Sean Peyton acknowledged he knew about it. Yeah. Drew Brees said he did not, though, right? Drew Brees said he did not. But I mean, how do you kick Williams out for a year and not and not, you know, do something? Peyton's going to get. I mean, just like what's his name? Belichick. Peyton's going to get. But he's going to get punished as well. Majorly fine. Yeah. But what did they do to Belichick? They fined him five hundred thousand dollars, which sure, don't get me wrong, that sucks. But I think they took three hoodies from him and and maybe he was suspended for a game or two. Is that why he's down to just that one same old hoodie that he keeps wearing over and over again? The only one he's got. And he's not allowed to buy a new one. That is. Oh, my goodness. Well, he used to change him every time he won a Super Bowl, and that was a little more often. But. No, I mean, I don't think there's any room for it in that sport. I mean. I mean, I get that it's an aggressive sport. It's a violent sport. You don't need to make it more violent by putting bounties on players heads. They do have careers. They do have families to support all the above. Yeah. I also think that it's I'm thoroughly against it. I think it's a horrible blemish on the sport. That being said, these guys are paid ridiculous salaries to do exactly that. Like the guys on defense, they're paid to go out and try and get that guy. Now you're saying bounty or not. You think they're doing the exact same thing? Pretty much. Pretty much is different than. Yes. The exact same thing. I'll say yes. They're doing the same thing. The only thing that I think makes it worse is there's the appearance. If you put a bounty on it, I think they're still playing just as aggressively and just as hard. But it really is just an appearance and you can't place a bounty because it just makes it look bad. Yeah. You're giving an incentive to hurt somebody. Yeah. I mean, I mean, that's the thing. Well, you're. You're. You're all for a hard hit. You're rewarding it. That's what I'm saying. It's different to just if it happens, but you are offering an actual reward. Right. And I think Ty just hit on a point that I was going to say that you were saying you're fine with it for a hit, but not for an injury. I am all for aggressive. I'm all for a hard hit. I'm not for unsportsmanlike conduct in trying to injure another player. To me, I think that's a difference. Let me ask both of you guys this. What if they what if they found out this? There was a bounty system specifically put in place for good. Hard. Not illegal, but good. Hard hits. Nobody ever said anything about injuring anybody or knocking somebody out of the game. And they said, you know what? Hardest hit or for the five hardest hits were given out five thousand dollars each. See, but again, I don't. Does that change it? Right. No, I don't think you should do that because I think by nature of the game, you are playing to the best of your ability. That's what these guys are already doing. That's their job. You. You don't. You don't incentivize. Is that how you say it? Hurting. Is that how you say it? I think that's the way I'm going to say it. That's how you say it. OK. I'm with you. I'm with you. Keep going. I just don't think you should because then you're encouraging to go above and beyond. There's there's that next level where it's not enough to just hit them hard. If you're, you know, giving someone a reward to go extra hard, extra hard means you're going for the kill. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's. But once again. Like like Ty just said, he's all fine with with hard hits. So if they're saying best hit, best clean defensive hit, I'm giving out five thousand dollars. Is that is that still too much of. Yeah, I don't agree with that because how do you start judging that? You know, the hard hit is the hard hit. That's enough. What is how is that different than them giving out gold stars? They do it in college. They give out stars. No, they do that in elementary school. Who's getting a gold star in college? They give stars on the helmets. They do all sorts of Buckeye stars on the helmets. Yeah. Or stickers. That's for good plays. That's not necessarily for hard, not for a hard hit. Right. But when I said sticker, he looked at me like I was crazy. But go ahead. Sorry. No, but for good plays. I mean, they do get paid for good plays. They get paid in free agency for good plays. I mean, you make enough good plays, you make millions of dollars. But to get signaled out that if you injure a person, knock them out of the game, you get extra money. Yeah, that's me. There's nothing that just goes against the spirit of the game. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You both agree. And technically. I mean, that's like watching the UFC, which I thoroughly enjoy. But they pay an extra bonus for fight of the night. Yeah. And I have no problem with that. But I don't think you should offer, you know, an extra $10,000 if you break the guy's arm. No, but what if it's knockout of the night? How is that different than hardest hit? Would you have a problem with knockout of the night? That's their goal. That's their goal. And it's illegal. Well, they call it fight of the night. No, I understand. Different. I'm asking for a different contest. If they say, hey. We're going to have knockout of the night. That also gets you X amount of bonus. You have a problem with that? I'm not sure. In the UFC. You get back to me next week. Oh, yeah. No, I got to think about that. Only because I do think the UFC is different. Because one of the implied goals. In other words, you win the fight via knockout. So is to hit the guy hard and clean. It's the hardest hit. Hardest clean hit. It's the hardest hit before he scores a touchdown or gets a first down. Well, that's what they're trying to make it. But I'm saying in like boxing or UFC. Where a knockout is a legitimate way of winning the fight. Right. That's a goal. Yeah. That's different than a sport where it's, you know, to get a touchdown. Or to get the quarterback. As opposed to sending him out on a stretcher. I will say this. I agree with both of you guys. I actually do. I agree with both of you guys. But, I mean, you know, I'm trying to find where the line is. If it's just injury. Or if it's, you know, they shouldn't be paying people for specific hits. Because that leads towards injury. And I'm wondering people whether they say it or not. Either way, I agree with both of you. Ty, thanks for calling, buddy. I appreciate it. My pleasure. Thank you. Thank you. Peyton's going to the Dolphins or the Cardinals. I hear Arizona or Denver, by the way. That is what I've heard. Denver's got too many steroids over there. Too many steroids. Too many performance enhancing drugs. And you know what? Not a great defense. Not a great defense. Which basically carried. It carried Tebow. Well, Reggie Wayne will be catching the ball. But it carried Tebow. The defense. Reggie Wayne couldn't catch the ball in Indianapolis last year. Yeah. Ouch. Well, that's because who was throwing it to him? That's true. The guy who sold hot dogs was the quarterback. Yeah, it was the guy, like the groundskeeper. Exactly. That's true. But Fitzgerald, Manning to Fitzgerald or Manning to Braylon Edwards? Manning to Fitzgerald, especially if they come with Reggie Wayne as well. And Reggie Wayne's your second receiver. Good Lord. Now, as long as you're talking about it, do you really think Manning is going to come back and be the Manning of old? I don't. I think people, I think expectations will be high on him to start off. I think as good as he is. Part of that is knowing he works with everybody and knows and the preparation and has a timing down. And if he comes with one receiver who knows him, you still have to get that timing down with the other receivers. So I think it'll take a little bit of time. But yeah, I think he'll be, as long as he can throw the deep pass, and I don't think he's playing if he can't. Yeah, I think he's, I think he's great for at least a few more years. Thanks for calling, Ty. I appreciate it, buddy. Take it easy. I love the show and love Kurt Warner. I want Kurt Warner to come back as well. Bye. There's not enough Jesus in football. Nice. Nice. That gives me almost no time, fortunately, for us to talk a little science. Usually when I talk science, I like to bring Jeremy in on it because generally I like to get his involvement in my UFO shit. But, you know, we'll save that for another show. But it's a matter of time, dude. It's a matter of time before your regression therapy. Look at him smiling back there. Did you set that up yet? I am working on it. I am still working on it. But, and Drew, I don't know if you have been told this, but basically there's, there is a possibility, there's some talk that perhaps Jeremy has been, had some... Relations with aliens? Relations is a political way to put it. Relations? That's a... I mean, that's like, that just... Well, he's not... Breaks of being probed. Well, he's not, he's not sure what sex it is, so he can't get married yet. But look, if you're not in relations, either you work... I don't know about the probe. I don't know about the probe. I don't know about the probe. I don't know about the probe. I don't know about the probe-er or the probe-ee. Can he not be both? How do you know how long it's lasted? They were from Pinky Air. You're assuming there was just one encounter. This has been going on since last Valentine's Day. Oh, okay. Well, I didn't know you guys had a relationship. No, no. But the actual story is when I started talking about some old UFO stories, and Jeremy had an experience years ago, years ago, a really freaky dream that basically he didn't remember and then slowly started coming back to him. Now, I mean... He himself says he's far from certain something happened. But it was freaky enough where he started remembering it, and it was like watching one of those abduction movies. And so I have been angling towards getting him to do some regression therapy so we can eventually air it. That'd be fun. And I had to promise to not, you know, do dumb shit to his head while he's under. But by the way, if we have anybody... I won't co-host that week then. Oh, no, no. You probably won't.