John Donoghue fills in with guests and callers

Hey everybody, welcome to the call sheet. This is John Donoghue. It's not Keith Coogan. Keith is off for the next couple of weeks. He's visiting, I think, the Dalai Lama, he said. He's got to have dinner reservations. You've got to find yourself. Sometimes you do when Keith is off finding the Dalai Lama, whatever that means. I think that's going to be a movie. So I will be filling in for Keith while he is out, but I'm also joined by some very special people. And by the term special, that could mean many things. I guess that's up to you to decide. Judge for yourself. Let me start from left to right. I'm here with Stephanie Butora, a wonderful actress. Let's hear it for Stephanie. She was here last week with us. You heard her cough, I think, once. She doesn't talk much, but she's perfect for the radio. Let's us talk. Listening is best. The very funny and deep-voiced Peter Miller. I met Peter Miller on a summer cruise. We met on Christian's... Singles.net or org. Come on. Thank God. You know I'm a J-Date, man. You are... Was it J-Date? I'm kidding. You know. I would never. That's wrong. Peter Miller and I met. We were tour guides together at Universal Studios Hollywood, the only place where you can get fucking ripped off. Speaking of Universal Studios Hollywood, Robert Armour. I hope I didn't offend you or get you fired. Robert Armour is with us. Very funny. Yeah. Robert Armour works at Universal Studios Hollywood. He's a big... He's a big wig over there, so I feel like I'm safe to say whatever I want. It's true. I won't fire you. You won't fire me because I don't... I was already fired. Right. In fact, I was the first tour guide to ever get fired twice from that place. It's a long story. I don't even know why I brought it up. Twice? Twice. They brought me into this bitch of a supervisor and hired me. Right. And, well, she didn't hire me, rather. I was already working there for a few years. And, let's say a year. And I had to go home. Please don't say names. It's a long... Let me... Let me... Let me wrap... It's only an hour's show. I want to make this as short as possible because we have stuff to get to. I had worked there. And what had happened was I had to go home to upstate New York and to visit the family, see the family, take care of some business. Unlike Keith, who's... Well, he's taking care of business with the Dalai Lama. I was with my family, my Dalai Lama. What the fuck am I talking about? Please. She gave me no call, no shows because she lost my leave of absences. Right. So, you know. So, I got fired then. And when she was fired, I... Came back. And they fired me because another supervisor who was friends with her... You do know normally we do charge $75 an hour for this. Yeah, this is long. I should... This should not start off the show like this. But, Robert, I want to say, Robert Armour, very funny. Try their way down on the couch. You could really get into the show. We could. I'd love it. You really have a voice for radio. No. Peter Miller. Stop it. You certainly do. Yeah, well, you know, there's many censorship people out there... I'm embarrassed I told that. ...that do not want me on the air anymore. FCC has a field day. The FCC has no control. No control here. No control. Yeah. Mindy in the booth. And that's what's great about internet radio. Yes. I love that. That was not Stephanie. That was actually Mindy who will be talking more than Stephanie. Oh, this is Mindy. Thank God. You might have heard me talking to Keith every once in a while. Yes, of course. Hey, Peter, I was just going to ask you if you could maybe get a little closer to your mic there. I told you. I don't know if you're, like, experienced with the closeness. I love getting... Like, the mustache hairs tickle. Can you just read anything? Just like that? I'm going to brush it up against this. Don't do that, Peter. I'm going to get real close. Look what you asked him to do. Now it's sex talk. How is this going for you? This is good for our listeners. They need that deep voice. They need brave eyes. Is this what you're looking for? Ladies, sit on your subwoofers because Peter is talking. Who's ready for some subwoofer rides? Comedy Universal. That was so much better than my stupid fucking story that nobody gave a shit about. It's all right. We've both been fired. I mean, we've got that in common. That's one of the things we share with each other. Should I get fired now? I feel like I'm left out now. You were fired from Universal Studios. Oh, Robert. I was fired from Universal Studios as well. You were fired? What were you fired for? Oh, God. By the way, if you were fired from Universal or just want to talk about anything, our number is 1-800-893-PETER. Just one second. Take your lips off the mic. 893-9562. 893-9562. So we'd love to have you call, and I'll try and figure this thing out. There's so many people. There's so many people out there right now that really want to jump in on this conversation. Listen, the way you're talking now, you don't talk like that in real life. It's really kind of, I don't know. I mean, it's weird. Sexy. Stephanie says it's sexy. There it is. Wow. Now I think it's sexy. Robert, since you work at Universal Hollywood, why do people get fired so much? Multiple reasons. Mostly just because we don't like them. No, I'm kidding. Wow. No, for the most part, we have like a attendance point system. Do you think that works? It works. Obviously it doesn't because you have two unemployed actors here. We have a lot of people in just the studio that are not working at Universal anymore. Yeah. That's about it. That's pretty much really the only reason. Thank you for coming. I'll leave now. This is exciting. Robert was actually, can I bring up your story? I know Robert because we did a play together, and I always razz him about this. Indeed. It's not funny because I've been cut out of stuff before too. Robert was in the movie Holes. I was, yeah. Robert was in Holes, and you played Dewey. Fuck Little. Yep, that's the one. What was your character name? Derek Dunn. Derek Dunn, and you were the school bully in the movie. Yep. And what happened? You know, I actually found out on the red carpet. For another movie or for Holes? No, for Holes. Were you working the red carpet? Were you actually attending the premiere of Holes? I was actually working. Okay. I was actually walking. You were sweeping the carpet. I was actually, I was 14, and I was trying to figure out why nobody, like, I'm like, why does nobody fucking know who I am? Like, I have a handler. I have everything. And then Andrew Davis comes over and says. The director. The director, yeah. Of The Fugitive, which you were also cut out of. Weren't you Harrison Ford's nut-nut in that movie? I was Derek Dunn then, too. It's weird. I didn't get to really do much more than just that character. Wow. And then he was like, you know, we talked a little, and then he says, you know, oh, by the way, I cut you out. Wait, wait, that was how he said it to you? I cut you out of the movie. Sorry, Disney didn't think it worked, so. Didn't think you worked or it worked? The character worked. Now, what goes through. It's terrible. It's brutal. That's got to really knock you down. Was Shia like walking by you going, hey, man, why won't they let you in? What's going on? I loved his hair back then. I got. Great hair. Who, Robert's hair or Shia's hair? Oh, it was great. Nice. I had a nice career. So, Robert, what. You can take your voice away from the mic again. I'm getting very excited over here. Robert, my question is, what went through your mind at that moment? Take yourself back. Okay. Take yourself. Everyone. Close my eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. And hold Peter's hand. Okay. I don't do audience participation. All right. Let's go back to that day. Yep. At the red carpet when you were parking cars and you parked Mr. Davis's car. Yep. And he says, oh, by the way, you're not in the movie. Yeah. Have this washed. What were you thinking? What went through your head? I mean, obviously you were crestfallen. Yeah. I mean, I was just, I sat there. I was like, what the fuck? What did, like, I thought it was what I did. Like, I thought it was my acting, you know, which it could have been. I've seen you act. Trust me. It was your acting. No matter what he said. Yeah. No, it was. It was. It brought you down nice and sweet. Yeah. They don't go too harsh on you. Right. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was. Yeah. It was just, it was crushing. But I mean, I still went in, watched the film and all that bullshit. You watched the film. But were you really watching the film? I really wasn't. Or were you like looking at Andrew Davis going, I'm going to fucking kill you. I still went to go see this, even though you already knew that you were done. You were gone. I got invited. And I was already done. Well, yes. Yeah. I was 14. See, I wouldn't have had. I wouldn't have had the hood spot. I wouldn't have the guts. You were 14 years old. And what are you now? 17? 17. You're 17. Robert is actually 38 now. How old are you, brother? 27. I'll be 27. I'm giving him birthdays now. Wow. Yeah. You should never, never say your birthday. So you watch the film. It's going to kill you in this business. Yeah, I know. Are you listed on, what are you listed on IMDB as then? I'm not. I'm fighting with IMDB right now. Because I have more credits than just holes. And they said that there's no W2s. What are your other credits? I have, what else do I have? I have Friday Night Lights. What's it? Friday Night Lights. What'd you play in that? Derek Dunn? I played Derek Dunn. Okay. The Fugitive, Derek Dunn. Titanic. The one that hurt. Derek Dunn. Yeah, it was good. You were in Titanic? I was the iceberg of Derek Dunn. No, I did Friday Night Lights and I did American Dreams, the TV show. What'd you play in that? I played a nurse school bully. Wait, so you were a fucking typecast. Wait a minute. For like 13 to like 18, that's all I ever played. It was a nurse school boy combined? Is that what you said? A nurse school boy? Peter. Another. I think it was another. It was another nurse school boy. Another. That was Stephanie, by the way. That's the last time you'll hear her talk. She's doing a good job. Thanks for coming out. So, wait, wait, wait. I have no idea. The three of you. Sorry. Wow. Well, Stephanie, you have the most beautiful voice in the room. We should hear more of that. That was Mindy again. That was not Stephanie. Let's hear your voice, Stephanie. Let's hear your voice, Steph. Oh, hello, everybody. It's so nice to be on the air with you tonight. I love doing the show here and coming out, you know. Stephanie, Stephanie. I love talking about fashion. Your accent really comes out on the radio. But, you know, it's like when the lights in the studio are really nice tonight. They bring it nice and deep. I like to feel like the music inside of me. They control a little bit. So, you know. I like to do in this talk what I got to talk about. Can you say taco-flavored kisses? Oh, you know. Oh, you like taco-flavored kisses? Come here. Come here, baby. Come here. I'll give you some kisses with my... Peter Miller, everybody. The many voices of Peter Miller. Call in 1-800-893-9562. Somebody. And have Peter Miller... I'll do any impersonation. For 50 cents, he will do anything. He'll literally do anything. Seriously, come down to Skid Row Studios. He'll do you. I'll be in the back. Mr. You get that part $7 right next to the lot. And if you just look across the street, it's $5 a lot. And I am a bargain kind of guy. Some of us can afford convenience. Not me. I didn't want to cross the street, hence risking my life to get hit by said automobile. Or random homeless man running by us with a cat in a backpack, which is what we saw tonight at the 7-Eleven. You cannot get a cat in a backpack. There was a cat in a backpack. It was a cat in a backpack. Which didn't open its eyes. It didn't. Neither did the man carrying the cat. We're not sure, but the cat kept its eyes closed, like tightly closed, like when you're on a roller coaster and you hate roller coasters. That's how tight this cat's eyes were closed. I'm not sure if the guy jabbed the cat's eyes out so it couldn't jump because it wouldn't know where it was going. It stays in a bed in this guy's backpack. And he kind of brushed by us at the 7-Eleven. We're like, can we buy? Can we buy beer? He says, no. The guy who worked there, not the homeless man. Not the homeless guy. And what did the guy say? He says, we can't sell beer at the 7-Eleven downtown. Yeah, because something about the city. It's not homeless people were coming in and like taking it. Yeah. Did you tell him you were Derek Dunn? I told him I was Derek Dunn. I was in Titanic and The Fugitive and did nothing. He didn't know what those were anyways. He didn't care. He thought I was hitting on him. Funny enough, the cat had a beer, which I thought was interesting. A little can of cat beer. I don't know how that works. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know what the hell that means. Robert, let's go back to your credits. Good. Yes. Yeah. I find this very fascinating. Yeah. That you were in a major movie. You got to the red carpet. Yeah. And fuck you. You're not in it. Park my car. Now, what else were you in? Like I said, American Dreams. I heard that. Keep going. You said you have a long list of credits. I don't have a long list of credits. But now you are happily employed at Universal Studios Hollywood, where Peter and I were summarily dismissed. Before I was there, obviously. Summarily dismissed. Yeah. See, if I was there. We still have night terrors over those years. Peter, why were you fired? Come on. We know this. Everyone out there knows this story. I don't think anybody knows this story. It's written on bathroom walls. Why were you fired? Well, I gave one of those tours that might have been a little bit off the cuff. You know, just I like to have a little bit of fun while I was out there. Describe fun. Give me a fun moment with Peter Miller on a tram if I'm an unsuspecting tourist from Maine. Maine. It was just all about the shtick. You know, I like to, you know, like to be a little bit of a smarmy play that Hollywood tour guide element up and the guests loved it. But basically one time, apparently I gave a tour and I got done with it. Was called immediately into the office and apparently some sort of high ranking Universal employee at it. Not quite sure who it was, but apparently it was on the tour and immediately. Get that guy the hell off of those trams. So, you know. You know, I took a little bit of a hiatus, came back and they're like, can you stick to the script? And I, you know, really couldn't. Said that I couldn't. And I played fair for about a week and then went back and yeah, it did not go well. I think I pissed off another tour guide with messing with their tram just to kind of give them a little bit of a hard time. And they ratted me out and that was the end of that. You know, it was terrible. It was really, it was, it was one of those things because I gave a hell of a ride. And I like to think that, you know. I've heard that about you. Well. Peter gives a hell of a ride. Depends on, depends on who's saying it. Depends on who's saying it. Okay. But no, it did not go well. But there's still, as I like to say, because I know we've got a good buddy of ours, Mr. Jeff Rogee. Jeff Rogee Hutchinson. They still, they still talk about some of the, some of the tours, the tour, the drivers couldn't get enough of me. Yeah. Because there's a driver. For those of you who don't know, there's drivers for the tram and then there's the tour guide. The tour guides hated me. Yeah. Yeah. Despised me. The other tour guides or the drivers? No. The tour guides. The tour guides. They couldn't stand me. I was terrible. How do they know they're not even on the fucking tram with you? That's the driver. No, because I would, I would try, I would tell the drivers to block the other tour guides. Oh. Stop them in alleys. Why would you, why would you do that? Force them to talk a little bit more about a certain area. That's fine. Your certain area or what are you talking about? Are we talking anatomical certain area or a certain area of the tour? Because that's ground for some human resources. No, that's why I got fired from Victoria's Secret. Wow. Stephanie, what do you have to say about that whole thing? It was very nice, you know. I go to Victoria's Secret sometimes, you know, to get some sexy lingerie. Okay, Stephanie, thank you. That's enough. And my question is, have you been back to Universal Studios since then? I can't. It's hard. It's so hard. You know, I think I went once. When you first said I can't, I thought you were saying like I'm literally not allowed to go. I'm not right. No, yeah. Those are several places. Your picture is all around us. They're in Papa John's. I'm not allowed anywhere near. I don't even want to know the Papa John's story. I don't know. It's best to move on from that one. Did you work at Papa John's? No, no, no. Never, never was there, but it's a long story. All right. Well. I was a complaint. I think, Robert, this is your lucky night. Robert, Peter. I was looking at Robert because your eyes had me. Your eyes had me. Your sparkling eyes. Peter, this is your lucky night because Robert is going to hire you back. No. What do I have to do? You are going to run downtown. You're going to take a group of 174 people and just give a tour for downtown. But they have to be homeless people. You give a tour to. And at least one cat. At least one cat. At least one cat. One blind cat. That is not going to be an easy wrangling session at all. I know. To try to get those all together. It's a lot of work. I mean, you did some shit down there. It would be easier if I could just say I was going to do the Harlem Shake somewhere. Everyone would come out for that and we'd be fine. Guys, I want to switch gears here. And girls. Don't forget. We still do. Guys and girls. Hi, Steph. How are you, dear? Even though I'm okay with guys being used as a universal term. I think guys can be used for universal. But there are some females that do not like that. Stop saying universal. We've given them enough plugs. By the way, ride that Transformers ride. I'm not a guy. Don't say it. Stephanie, you've worked at Universal. Have you? Probably not. I like that's how you're saying it. That's your segue. That's enough from Stephanie. Do you guys? Improvisational. Speaking of Stephanie, we watched with Peter. We watched the Oscars last week. And you two did not shut up the entire time. We talked a lot. John was fucking drunk. Oh, my God. That happens. We were so drunk. It was not a very good show. We're talkative. Can we still talk about the Oscars? Are we way past that? That's right. We were talking about that. I feel like that's so long ago now. In this day and age with technology. But that was last Sunday. And here we are a week later. Yeah, we're not even so busy. Let's not even talk about the fucking Oscars. Let's just talk about. I just want to say fuck because we can say it. I just love the fact that I can say it and other people. John doesn't say it outside of the studio. I don't say it outside. Like once I walk out of here, I am. Fuck shit cancer balls. There you go. My apologies to cancer balls. Anyone with testicular cancer out there, I should probably. Peter. Oh, the phone lines are lighting up now, folks. What? Huh? Peter, you don't like Seth MacFarlane. I'm not a fan of him. Tell me why. Because I thought he did a fine job. Honestly, I think. Best way to define Seth MacFarlane. I really honestly think that anyone out there that's fans of the old South Park. Yeah. Trey Parker, Matt Stone, they nailed it the best. They had a two-part episode where they basically defined Seth MacFarlane's comedies. Where it's just, let's take a bunch of random things in the world and we'll just put them together. And somehow that will be a funny moment. Like, here we go. Henry Winkler, shoe store, Tahiti. And there you go. And there you go. They got Peter Griffin in a flashback with Henry Winkler. And I would laugh my ass off. And there's your joke. You like him, right? I do. Stephanie, you like Seth? There's no setup. There's no buildup for comedy. I thought the awards were fine, but I'm not a fan of Family Guy, no. I am not. But you like the Star Wars. I did. I like the Star Wars very much. Peter, you don't like the Star Wars parodies? They were all right. It's like I said, I think American Dad. Honestly, I'm probably one of the few people that actually thinks that's actually a hilarious show. I've gotten into it. I've gotten into it. I've gotten into it. I've gotten into it. I've gotten into it. It took me a while. And I think that's because it's actually got a plot to it. There's actually writing in there. There's actually a buildup for jokes. Are you looking for a fucking plot in Family Guy? Yes, I am. Are you serious? I'm looking for- I want something that means something. Oh, come on. I love 80s, the pop culture references, the fact that he puts them in the show. Plus, he's a closet Republican. I mean, I don't even think he's closet. I'm looking for entertainment. I'm not looking for politics. He doesn't even play the fence fairly. That's the problem. Well, maybe you should climb over the fence and join us. I don't know what the fuck that means. What does that mean? But here's the deal. I ripped open my inner thigh. I don't- Wow. What is the Papa John's story? Was that an American dad reference? I don't know. Somebody please call in. 1-800-893-FEED-THE-CHILDREN-9562. I'll be right back. I love Seth. I thought he was funny. Oh, you're on a first day basis with him now. He might call. He might call. I didn't realize you guys. Yeah? That's my favorite thing about this town. It's just like, oh, yeah. Mindy, is Seth on the line yet? No, not yet. We might have lost him. We might have lost Mindy. I'm sorry. He's not. Okay. Mindy did actually look. I saw her. I did. Mindy was checking. Usually, there's flashing lights. I thought maybe I missed the flashing lights in my face. She was looking behind her. She's not in here. We're falling off the hook again. Mindy, I got to know, because I'm insecure. I'm an actor. How are we doing so far? Are we- Am I better than Keith? Oh, man. Yeah. That's a loaded question. Now, Keith is going to call. Keith, that number is 188. Yeah, he's like, what did I do with my chest? Uniquely different, but equal. Thank you, Mindy. Aw. Let's hear it for Mindy. Hey. It's a good thing to be. It's not a competition. You know what it is? Actually, it is. I don't think it should be. It's a competition. John makes everything a competition. That basically is like the same thing as when you're set up with someone, and it's just like, oh, she's got a great personality. You're going to really get along with her. It's like you're doing a great job. Wow. Not quite there. You guys are doing great. Thanks. Every 10 minutes, could you please say that? Okay. Thank you. Just every 10 minutes. Just let me remind you. You guys are doing great. That's great. Just say it randomly. John needs that constant reassurance. It's part of his daily routine. Actually, when I watch- When he wakes up in the morning, he does his- That's me. Actually, I'm up there and go, hey, John, you're great. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. We do that when we watch movies. Jesus, I wish I had Peter's voice. So proud of you. You know, if people did that a lot more, like just- Stop. Just like sitting around like, oh, I'm going to text five of my friends and tell them they're awesome. I'm doing that right now. Oh, there you go. That's a better place. I'll do that right now. Mindy, I'll give you my number so I can- And buy the world a Coke. You can text me. I might have it. You just- You might. Well, I want it. I'll save it. All right. Thank you. We'll be Facebook friends. Stop it. Oh, yeah. That's true. This is working out. I'll learn your last name. I hope so. Donahue, like Phil, but not related. Donahue. Thank you. I've only been in here seven times, but it's okay. I've never walked around going, hey, John Donahue. Yeah. That's awkward. All right. You don't do that here? Not like you do at Disneyland. No, no, no. Or, yes. Yes. Do I do? John loves to throw around his name. X-nay on those. I don't do that. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. I'll tell a story. All right. When the world of color opened, it was new to the world. New to the world. All right. I didn't want to wait behind 75,000. I wanted to wait behind 75,000 people in order to not see this big water spectacular they have at the California Adventure with projected images of all your favorite Disney films. It's a phenomenal show. You like it. I don't like it. Start to finish. I don't like it. Well, here's the deal. I had a friend, and I wanted to impress my friends, who was in from out of town, and I had a movie that I had voiced a character in called Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2. Hotel for Dog 6. No. Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I literally went up to the greeter, the person who lets people into the VIP section, and I said, hi, I'm sure nobody will tell you this ever. So you kind of have to believe this, because where the fuck would I come up with it? But I didn't say the F word. I said, I did the voice of Antonio in Chihuahua 2, which is coming out. My friends are here. Would it be okay if we went to the front? And she thought either she felt, A, felt sorry for me, what a freaking loser, or B, I got to believe this guy. Who really wouldn't come up and say this? Yes. And we went and saw the show, and we got right up front. You should just, if you want to go to Disney, just say, hey, I'm in Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3. Or make up 4. I'm in 4. I'm in Chihuahua 4. I thought they killed you off. I thought you had to come back for 3. What? We have a caller. Hi, caller. Caller. They disappeared. Oh, no. Shit. It wasn't when Peter started talking again? Son of a bitch. Did you hit the button? I didn't touch anything. Okay. Was I supposed to hit the button? Are you sure they didn't think this was the sex chat? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. They might be calling back. No. Am I supposed to ask? We'll find out. I'm supposed to click it. They called back. You're not supposed to click it. I'm not supposed to touch anything. Caller, are you there? I'm touching myself. I am here. Hey, how are you? I'm doing amazing. How are you guys? Good. Who are you? Where are you calling from? This is Melissa from Oral Simulation. From where? Wow. Where are you from? I'm from your show, from the show on Wednesday nights. Oh, okay. Self-promotion. Self-promotion. How are you? Yeah. Yeah. Plug away. What's going on? Do you have a question, comment, or concern, or do you just not like Peter? I love Peter. I think Peter is amazing. He is amazing. You should see him. That's so sweet of you. Actually, I want people to send sketches in of what they think he looks like. I don't think they're going to mention that voice to any picture they can draw. It never, ever, ever works quite out like they imagine when they hear the voice, and then they actually get the gray package. They're like, oh, that's, ooh. So, Melissa, hearing Peter. Not quite what I thought. Not quite what I thought. Peter, speak. Can you describe what you picture Peter to look like in your head? Oh, I love that. Okay. Can I hear, can I hear Peter say a sentence? Say something sexy, Peter. Today. These tacos are making me thirsty. What? That happens. That was wicked sexy. Was somebody holding up a cue card with that on there? I was waiting for the tape to roll. Now, what do you think, what do you think Peter looks like? Please describe that man's face. Oh. Oh, gosh. I'm definitely seeing Paul Garth in Handsome. No, no. Cut off about, cut off about six, six inches. No. Does he have a total radio face? No, no, not at all. He's got. A face only a mother could love. I'm sure if she ever founds out that I did a internet web show, she's going to just be rushing. She's like, why didn't you tell me? Almost sounds like Stephanie. He doesn't look like her. No, it was totally different than Stephanie's voice. How dare you, sir? How dare you? He doesn't look anything like you just described. Now, you get one more shot. I don't know what's going to happen to you if you don't get it. There's really no consequences. Hopefully some oral simulation. Is he like the little bald guy from Seinfeld? You got one of it right. You got one of it right. I still have got a full head of hair. He doesn't like to be called little. And I'm not overweight at all. Not at all. He's in fact only five feet. Wait, wait. How about, say one more thing for me. I'm not overweight. I'm not overweight. I'm not overweight. I'm not overweight. I'm not overweight. I'm not overweight. I'm not overweight. Say something sexy. Say something. Why don't you pick a sentence? Pick a sentence. The elephant at the circus is turning me on. Hmm. Okay. I'm getting something else in there. I'm getting ginger. I'm thinking of you. What did you say? Loser? Ginger. A ginger. I say loser. My little brother got the ginger gene. It skips. You're not ginger. You're not ginger. I'm not ginger. No. I'm a nice, dirty black. Pierre is 6'2", African-American. With a peg leg. And with a peg leg and a cat. And a cat. A dead cat, though. It's definitely dead. And a backpack. Please. And he tries to feed it. You know how I feel about death. Please don't make jokes about my cat and death. In fact, I'm out of here. Your cat's not dead. Your cat didn't die, did it? Did your cat die? God, no. But still, you saying that, now I've completely been brought down. And now I'm thinking about that time I'm going to wake up one morning. And I'm going to be like, hey, Marnie. And she'll be like, Marnie, Marnie, Marnie. I'm going to nudge her. Great. You just totally brought me down. Thanks a lot, John. What if your cat wakes up one morning and your cat wakes up and you're dead. And he's like, Peter, Peter, Peter. She'll probably just start eating my fingers. That's what I'm thinking. The cat will eat you. She'll just start eating me. If I die alone in my studio apartment and before my cat. Your girlfriend actually gnawed on you once, right? Because she thought you were dead. She thought I was dead. That happens to me a lot. I get into a comatose phase. I'll stay up for days. And then all of a sudden, I'll sleep for a good 46 hours. They don't even know. They have to just text me up. Make sure I put the mirror under my nose. Make sure I'm breathing. Cats can't put mirrors under your nose. Right, because she basically is the only person that comes into my apartment. So you have a show Wednesday night? I do. We talk about blowjobs. Are you serious? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah, you guys should tune in. I do. I do the sound on that one. Do you really? What's the sound? Well, you hear her voice there. Oh. And then she has one of her Asian men as their co-host who also has a deep, sexy voice. Oh. So wait a minute. This goes on right here where I'm sitting? Yeah. Exactly. There's been a lot of stuff going on in that studio. On this table, on these microphones right here. We're supposed to wipe this table down with the candy wipes. Should I put some saran wrap around this microphone head right now? Should I really do that? be making sure about these. Somewhere on that table has been lesbian fisting. Wow. Wow. All right. That's actually Stephanie's favorite episode. We cleaned it though. Oh. All right. I was wondering about the gigantic jug of Purell in the corner. Robert, you shouldn't have put that burger down on the table. That was not a good idea. You probably shouldn't have put that big juicy double-double on the table like that without the wrapper. I told you to keep it on the wrapper. Mindy, you can actually say we're doing great every 10 minutes or just laugh like that every 10 minutes. you're doing great. Melissa, do you think they're doing great? Say it, Melissa. It sounds amazing. Really? I've never heard such a well-put-together podcast in my life. Thank you. Wow. And she does some pretty good podcasts, Oral Stimulation. My God. I'm sure. Let's say it a couple more times. One night of the week at the end of the night. Wednesdays at 9 to 10. You can call in and have phone sex live on the air with her. For free? Do it. I will ask you all kinds of information. That's amazing. Oh my gosh, Melissa. That's amazing. John is now booked for every Wednesday. No, I'm thinking the wheels are spinning. All these years I've wasted on chat roulette. And I could have been calling in here on Wednesday night. Peter, I actually feel bad for not carpooling with you tonight. I'm going to pick you up just for this. It's all right. I walked the three miles to get here. Five dollars. And that, you know, I really, I should say something. I mean, I really thought by you asking me to do this, I thought, I thought there would be a car service. No, no, no. I will send a cab but you have to pay for it. And if my agent, my agent hears about this, when I talk to her about this. Mm-hmm. Wow. So you, did you have to walk here? Stephanie Horowitz from State Farm. No way. You didn't walk here. Do you really have an agent? Yes. Yeah, Stephanie Horowitz, State Farm. What's more important? Horowitz. I love it. Yeah, so I am actually, I am represented. I do have an agent, which is, is nice. Good for you. You know, although it's, it's not gotta be a bit of work. Well, Robert's agent was working on a hit Lifetime show yesterday, which was. You did a lot, oh, but you, you were working on it as a crew member, yeah? No. Ooh. Background. Oh, no. But you've never done background. It's a first, right? It's something I just started. Because it's, times are tough. Times, times are tough, baby. Shit. You gotta do some dirty things. So what have you acted in? Yeah, we've done my, anything I would know. My resume. Absolutely. Absolutely nothing. Peter, come on. Trust. Trust. What's trust? This is a small independent film that you and I did. Oh my God, we did a 48 hour film festival years ago. It was a huge success. We got third place in it. Melissa, you'll love this. I don't know why, but just, you'll love it anyway because we all love Peter. Peter, we, we did this movie, this 48 hour film festival within 48 hours. I think we won some awards for it. We did. We finished, we finished, what was it, second or third place? Second or third place. We wound up going on to that next round. Yeah. We did that next little short for decent. We got pudding. I think we got Jell-O pudding as our gift. We got pudding. Half eaten. Which is also, I think, the name of Oral Simulation's time show. Half pudding. You know, that they do about halfway through the production. We got pudding. About halfway through Oral Simulation, they go, all right folks, it's that time of the night where it's, we got pudding. We got pudding. And they go from there in that part of the show. Peter played against type, a pot-headed pimp. It was so hard for me to get into that character. Well, the pimp part. The pimp part was difficult because he wasn't used to that. You know, I've been running the biggest underground cat hooker prostitution ring in Los Angeles. Your cat is busy. You might find your cat. Since 2002. All right. I've got a hot market on there, all right? Look me up on Catster. Melissa, can you use cats on your show? Can I use cats? Well, there is a lot of pussy. Yeah. There it is. Stephanie is offended. Sorry, Stephanie just woke up. Sorry about that. I shook the table. She's got her travel size rum bottle and she keeps her mouth open. It's vodka. Tapping it over thinking, is this empty already? Yes, vodka. Her Justin Bieber flask. Justin Bieber. I just got back from his birthday party. Melissa, did you see that thing about Justin Bieber? Are you really friends with that guy? No, God no. He's friends with Robert's friends are Shia LaBeouf. I hear he's a drummer. I want to challenge Justin Bieber to a drum off. I thought we were talking about Shia LaBeouf. He's out there. He has no talent. Next week. I'll say it right now. Call in, shall I? I will take you on. He's in London, buddy. I'm going to paint up anger for that guy. Oh, you want to fight someone? She wants to fight an 18-year-old kid. We should have a real street brawl here live at Skid Row Studios. That's one thing we haven't yet. We have lesbian festing in there. It's a street brawl. Yeah, Melissa, what do you think? Should we have a street brawl live on the air? I think maybe you and I should do some oil wrestling. Yeah. See, I would tune in to that. And then we'll go into the street brawl. Okay. I love it. Still oiled up. It would be tough to catch you. I once had a girl fight, but I really like, I love fighting, but I don't hate anybody. So me and my friend decided we were going to have a girl fight and we were just going to like all out like go for it, right? Yeah. Was there oil? There wasn't oil, but it's funny because we didn't have anything to fight about. So we made this plan. It was before we started drinking and our friend who lived at the house who was going to be home at like 11 when he got off work, whenever he walked in the door, we were going to drop what we were doing and we were like, we're going to fight. That's great. Wow. So yeah, so we kept getting drunk, we kept getting wasted and he walks in the door and I reach over and I just grab her and I throw her out the couch and her glasses go flying and I just go for it. And then we fought like we were pissed, but we weren't. It was just fun. And was there bloodshed? There wasn't blood. I pinned her though. Did you break her glasses? I did it. I want your friend to call in now. I feel like I want to see her side of it. That'd be awesome. The girl side. That's why you need to have cameras in this studio, you know? I mean, because there's no words out there that can describe it. There's a camera. Pete's actually lubing up now. He's oiling up for some sort of a brawl. Is that camera on during Oral Simulation Wednesday nights on Skid Row Radio? You can check out pictures. Don't you have a Facebook, Melissa? Oh yeah, we've got Facebook, we've got Twitter, we've got email, we've got it all. Jesus, what do we have? Yeah, there's some nice pictures of Melissa. We have like six mics. What's the Facebook? And a Coke. I have a Coke Zero. Six mics. And a Coke Zero. And a Coke Zero. That's all we've got. We don't have that. Six turntables and a microphone. That should be our next rap. Yeah. Too soon. Six MCs and a bottle of Coke. Oh my gosh. And oil. Wow. Gotta be oil. We have gotten so far off track. There's really no off track. It's not like I had an agenda. I had a couple of things, I guess. I said them. I got your complete dossier before. Is it dossier or dossier? Melissa, what's the correct usage? I would go dossier. What were you guys talking about tonight? I have no fucking clue. Can I get out of here? Can I have someone else say fuck so I'm not the only one? Nope. Okay. I think I said fuck several times for you. Robert King. I'm not allowed to. It's against my religion. Because you're wearing your universal fucking hat. Am I really? There's no FCC like oversight here so you can say fuck and shit and AIDS as much as you want. Did she say AIDS? Yeah. Oh. Excellent. I didn't know that was held by the FCC. I didn't know that wasn't FCC. Oh, it's offensive. I'm trying to be offensive. Oh, okay. You skipped your AIDS one. Oh, my God. Mindy, it's been 10 minutes. I haven't heard anything. Oh, by the way, guys, you're really doing great. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. All right. Wow. We were here. Thank God. Oh, man. You're really making me feel special right now. Are we on track? Do we actually have? I thought we were fine. Is that like our fourth one or third one? Where are we at? Melissa, what's going on? What are you doing on a Saturday night? I'm waiting for my date to get here. Oh. What are the plans tonight? I'm going to go to a wine bar. Oh, I didn't even have to ask. Wine bar? The lovely San Antonio winery. I hear that place is high class. I don't know. Oh, you're going on a date, Melissa? Yeah. Are you going to have some sexual steamy gossip for Wednesday night? Some moral stimulation for Wednesday night. I hope so. I'm going to ask you about this date on Wednesday and I need details. Maybe you're going to make all the other guys jealous. No, we already are. Oh. Oh. Melissa. I have a cat and peanut butter. I could buy just fine. Thank you very much. That was actually Stephanie. Stephanie who said that. Melissa, what are your hopes for the evening after the wine bar? Oh, gosh. You just showed up at the door. Okay, what are my hopes for the evening? What are your dreams, your hopes for the evening? It took three dates before this guy even kissed me. You've been on three dates with him? Is he Mormon? That's so sweet. Can I say Mormon? He seems like such a nice guy. I wasn't sure. Three dates. So now... Wait, he's here? And now he's going to get into the really freak show. Yeah, he's coming. Oh, we can't talk then. We can't say shh. Well, Melissa, have an awesome date. Oh, my God. Melissa, let's hear from Melissa. We're going to listen in Wednesday night to find out what happened, Melissa. You know what? I'll talk about it. I will say that in the very opening. I'll let you guys know every detail of everything that happened. You better. Oh, my gosh. Now I want it to be Wednesday. Just imagine Pete with his cat sitting with a jar of peanut butter at his computer. I will be tooted with a huge bag of cheese puffs. And an erection. A jar of peanut butter. Then you have to call in and tell us about the cheese puffs and peanut butter. A little bit of Thionis Monk playing in the background. It's okay. We should turn the camera on them on Wednesday. It sounds like it's going to be a lot more interesting. It's not really. You haven't seen Peter. I'm picturing a penis covered in peanut butter with then a bunch of cheese balls like stuck all around it. It's like a dialect from like Doctor Who. The cheese with the color from the Cheetos turns my fingers orange. So then that gets... So you'll see the cat with orange fingerprints all over her vagina. You know. Cat vagina. Cheeto cat vagina. You have a tabby cat. Okay, good. So much for the Bieber story. Oh, man. This is better. I don't know how much that chest with the Cheetos turns me on. I think we're the kind of fun I could have with that guy on a Saturday night. Melissa, have fun tonight. Yeah, have a good luck. Thank you, guys. Hope you get oral simulation. Thanks. Thanks for calling in. Thanks for calling. Bye, Mindy. Talk to you guys soon. Bye, Mindy. Oh, you're staying. I hope you're staying. I don't know how to turn off the lights in here. I don't know what's going on. I'm here. Jesus. Oh, wow. Hey, I was going to ask Peter a question. Are you popular tonight? I'm always here. I'll leave. Seeing how you have so many magical voices, are you a fan of prank phone calls? Ooh. Oh. You know, I always respect the good old jerky boys. Yeah. Those guys were legends. No one did it better quite than those guys. I think I was probably about 13 the first time I heard that. Do you ever make prank phone calls? You know, I've been doing it for a long years ago. I've gotten past that stuff. You know, I like, you know. Why? Who do you want them to call? You know, here's the deal. I have a show on Tuesday nights called The Hot Box and it's Three Stoner Chicks. Right. Are they oiled? I'm already in. Towards the end of the month, we're having a prank call special where we're getting like a room full of the funniest people we know and we're just going to like prank call Denny's. Wait a second. So wait a minute. You want Peter. Well, I don't know. Me and John just got me. You have the voice. Listen, Mindy, I did the voice of Beverly Hills, Juwan. Antonio. Like I said, what happened to you in the third one? I can do. I can do. He was a German shepherd. I can do my own Wilson for you. Oh, God. Here we go. Crazy. It's far out. Oh, come on. I'll call any. Hey, you just want to date with me. Come meet me at the In-N-Out. Where's the gong? I can't do any of these. Wow. You can do that kid from Holes. I can do it. Well, let's keep in touch because, yeah, we're having April 19th. April 19th. Your short Jewish man impression. Oh, that's the one I do almost every day. You know, it's nice outside, a little bit a little bit humid, but I do like to be nice. If, you know, the kids would call a little bit. Stephanie is swooning next to me. She's staring at you like she when she watches the Princess Bride right now. She's staring at you like you like a gigantic. I do that to people. Oh, my God. Are you hung like a horse or what? I'm Jewish. Everyone knows the myth about that. Goes Jews and then African-Americans. Wow. I. It's the lineage on big penises. I thought it was the Asians and then. You're going the other direction. There's no FCC. I'm doing everything I can to try to be a rabble rouser right now. You are, man. Exactly. You came over. You just hit the show with lightning and power. It's amazing. Now we're here. You're electric. Now you're going to start putting queen on me. I thought you were going to go into a little Bohemia. I don't know what the hell that was saying. What was in the soda that they sold me? What? What was in the soda that the 7-Eleven gave me? This is Keith's 7-Eleven, so who knows what the fuck they're selling in there? I don't know. I was in a 7-Eleven. I always eat their pizza. Like in the store. Even though it's like the shittiest pizza ever. We ran into you. We ran into you 10 minutes, 15, 20 minutes ago. Yeah, I was like piling on the jalapenos to make it taste like something other than cardboard. I've seen that 7-Eleven pizza. Homeless man hands that have been touching the food in those cases. They should put padlocks on. They can't get to that food. I mean, while we were in 7-Eleven, as we were leaving, did you hear the guy being like, that's enough water. It's enough water. He was yelling at him. He was like yelling at him because he had like one of those instant noodles type thing and he was like trying to put water on it and he was like, that's enough water. Like as if water isn't Well, he yelled at Mindy, that's enough jalapenos. He did? That's enough jalapenos. No, Mindy. Usually I put the nacho cheese. I take total advantage and like pile all the free cheese on my pizza. Free cheese. That's what it's all about. That's why we live in America. Put it on everything. Put it on your burrito. Put it on your donuts. The hot dogs. It should be a condiment. Your hot dog. It should be a condiment. It says free with food purchase. Free with food because if they didn't put free with food, all the homeless people would be getting hot cheese in their hands or their cat. They would just be filling up their pockets. Their cat would be eating hot cheese. Just opening up their jacket pocket and just spooning it in one after another. If it's 7-Eleven, they're notorious. They're notorious for wonderful people. You know? Well, we like to walk around 10 or 15 minutes before we come on to the show because there's so many. It's our routine. It's a routine now because it's almost fresh air except for the urine in our nostrils. Hipster dog piss. Hipster dog piss. That's what downtown is full of because there's so many hipsters that live up in the lofts. The lofts. And there's nowhere for their dogs to pee. Oh. Exactly. Wow. No, it's not hipster piss. It's hipster dog piss. Hipster dog piss. What's the difference between a Beverly Hills dog and a hipster dog? I don't know. It's not a joke. I'm just asking. It's another Beverly Hills Chihuahua reference. No, it's not. I didn't even mean to say that. Is it back to Beverly Hills? I didn't mean to. I just said Beverly Hills or. Who was not welcomed back in the 30s. Drive dogs. I don't know. Listen, I only use it to get into rides at Disneyland. It works so well. And it really is. It did once. It's like, you kids know Beverly Hills Chihuahua too. Is that how you lurch children into the back of your van? That's what I do. And I get them free cheese from 7-Eleven. I stuck up on that kids love free cheese and a guy who says nacho cheese. I'm Antonio. The kids love it. They do. Kids love it. Stephanie is always mortified when we go to Disneyland. She's like, don't go up there and do that fucking thing to get us. Wait, wait, wait. We can go in without waiting. But it works. I witness you do it. Wait, what's the queue line? 45 minutes. Yeah, go do it. Go do it. Go, go, go. You were in the film. I'll vouch for you. I'll vouch for you. I got screenshots on my phone. So you were in a Disney film? My voice was in it. Are we allowed to say that we're in Disney? But it helps you get into Disneyland? Not in, because I'm a season pass holder. It helps me. John and I are Disneyland season pass lovers. We are. Peter and I go. There's some stories there for next week. I haven't been to Disneyland. For shame. For shame. I've lived here three years. That's terrible. I went when I was like five, but I don't remember much. It counts. A lot's changed. They got rid of the I just like to sit on a bench and cry. You can't get in. Can you sneak weed into Disneyland? Because that kind of Let's talk after the show. We sneak Peter into Disneyland and he has weed in his pockets. Does that count? Hey, you know what? There's kids listening to this. There's not. There really isn't. If there is. What happens if I run for Senate one day? I would love to hear a kid just being like, oh, this is how life is. Exactly. Oh, okay. This is what I have to look forward to. This is what I'm doing later. Stay young, kids. We were so poor. I lived in Orlando for a few years in the 90s when I was in my teens. I'm 25 now. We had no money, so we would literally ride the monorail between parks. We couldn't get into the parks. They cost money, but you could ride the monorails. Here's the thing. The driver up front had the cool, like the driver box or the driver car, and he let us sit up front with him and we would just drive and sit on the monorail for like an hour because it was a ride. How many children did you push out of the way to get to the front of the monorail? You can't have been waiting 10 minutes to get to the front here. You'll wait for the next fucking run. It was free. Or we'd ride the ferry over because that was free. Go get a bunch of packets of mayonnaise and ketchup. They don't like it when you fish off the ferry because you shouldn't bring Rod and Reel to the Disney World ferry. They frown upon that usually when you come into that. So anyway, yes, I did this voice for this German shepherd. And Keith Coogan, the star of the show, he came over. We had a big premiere at my house. You know how many dreams I had as a kid of being one of the kids in Toy Soul? Oh, he's right here. When I was a kid, you know how I was like, I think I would have hung with those guys. I think I could have taken them down. Keith was the black one. I would have grabbed that guy by the ponytail. He was the black guy. Yes. Exactly. Not many people know that. They think he's the other kid with the breath thing. The asthma? The asthma? The asthma controller. What are we talking about? Is that Piggy? When my boyfriend found out that Keith, like who Keith was and stuff, the first thing he did, he had Keith sign his Fox and the Hound VHS. Yeah, I heard about that. Keith signed my chest once. It was awkward. It was a little bit weird. It was weird, but he did it and he wrote, the dishes are done on my left buttock. Yeah. In quotes. In quotes. That was like the one time I met Jennifer Love Hewitt and asked if I could sign her breasts. Jennifer Love Hewitt? She's got those, you've seen those things, haven't you? Yeah. Not in person. I did. You did? Well, you're, no, you're not a tall man. So you were probably eye to eye. You're ruining the whole image, man. These people have something set up. No one fucking believes you're six foot one or six foot four. And now you're killing it, damn it. All right. And I'm 4'11". You are. Are you really 4'11"? How tall are you for real? 96 pounds. You are not 96. Well, you're 96 now because you haven't eaten in a week. And the beard helps. The beard has a little bit of weight. The beard's for 50. The beard's at 7'11". It's amazing what a slice of cheese with a little bit of crushed pepper on it can do for a meal. Well, Mindy recommends the jalapenos. Anything to make it spicy. And I've seen that 7-Eleven pizza, you know, and it's one of those things that I'm like, should I take it? They usually don't cook it all the way. I turned the ginger loose for a second. Coldness. We were considering. A fingernail and a slice I had. What's that? We were considering it. We were considering it. It looks good. It looks actually decent. And that's what's shocking. It did the same thing. I said it looks so good. But it doesn't taste like that. I'm viewing Nothing Ever Does. Think about that for a while, people. Nothing Ever Does? Have you listened to the show? Oh, we have a caller. Oh, wow. Two in a night. Hi, caller. Hi. Hi, who are you? Who am I talking to? Zoolander. Zoo. Oh, no. The one and only? Zoolander. Stephanie's lover. I'm kidding. Stephanie's roommate, Zoolander. Hi, Zoolander. Her name is Zulema and I call her Zoolander. That's right. Yeah, Zoolander. What do you think of the show? Wait, I'm sorry. Hold on. Can you hold on one second, Zoolander? Mindy, I think it's been ten minutes. Oh, wonderful, guys. Do you know how wonderful you're doing tonight? Mindy, thank you, Mindy. Thank you. Zoolander, what do you think of the show tonight? Is Stephanie funny? You know she left ten minutes ago, right? Well, the snippets that I've heard, it's pretty good. Snippets? Are you listening to the Wednesday night show on a rerun of what's happening? How would you compare it to Cats? Oh, my God. This is a Cats-themed show. It has really been. You're right. I didn't even think about it. Cats was, was transcendent. Did you, is that a new word? I don't even know what that means. Transcendence? Zoolander? Don't worry. She is brilliant. She's funny. Zoolander is pretty. I was like, that's so sad. She's pretty. She uses big words, but we don't know what they mean. She has a nice personality. She's a very nice personality. She's got a great personality. We're talking about the Wednesday show now. Yeah, exactly. Just like our show. Our show's got a great personality. Zoolander. Not much substance. Not much to look at. But it's got a great personality. What are you guys talking about? We don't fucking know. We don't fucking know. Zoolander, say fuck because I've never heard you say it and I want someone else to say it with me. You're not going to bleep me out, are you? No. No. No, this is absolutely not controlled. Say fuck. Say the word, use the word fuck like I fucking hate you, Peter. Hey, I get that on a daily basis from creditors and friends alike. I'm sorry, Zoolander. Go ahead. Okay. Fuck. Well, that was a good one. That was a great sentence. That was short and sweet. I think fuck can be a sentence. Do you want to talk to fucking Stephanie? She's right here. I'm here. Hi, Stephanie. Hi, dear. Thanks for calling. Oh, of course. How's your promising career as a radio show host? You tell me. I don't know. Do you guys want to make this a personal call? We've got like three minutes, a little bit of three minutes left. Do you guys want to talk about rent or anything? Is it all cool? Are you guys paid up on bills? Is the Wi-Fi back up? Has the Wi-Fi been down? Oh, the Wi-Fi is terrible. It's been awful. It's terrible everywhere. Let's talk about that. How there's like no good internet service Let's talk about Wi-Fi. What's up with that? We're in Los Angeles and no Wi-Fi. There's absolutely no good Wi-Fi. Makes no sense at all. It's like a good tailor. You just can't find whatever it is. Is that why you've only heard bits and pieces of the show? Because there's not good Wi-Fi? It just stops every so often. It's like I heard something about blowjobs so I decided to call in. Blowjobs and peanut butter. Balls? Sorry, Zoolander, please continue. There was a big pause there. No, no. That's all right. So you called in. You know, the struggle. Oh, Zoolander. The struggle in Los Angeles. You've got to listen every week now. I'm going to You know what? I'll commit. I'll do it. You know, Stephanie's going to be in a wrestling portion of another show Wednesday night. So if you're missing your Crisco in the kitchen, chances are Stephanie has it or is wearing it. Wow. Wednesday night. Okay. Wednesday night. Wednesday night. Tune in. 10 o'clock. Can we, Mindy, can we get Stephanie on Wednesday night with you and with Melissa? Yeah, 9 o'clock. 9 o'clock. Oh, it's 9. It's 9. 9 to 10. Terrible promotion. Don't tell your school children, Stephanie, that you teach and you educate that, you know, Mrs. B, why are you why are you all sticky today? Why are you There's a very strange sheen going on in your head. You are shiny today, Ms. B. I don't know why you're so slippery when I shake your hand. Let's do crafts. Why did you, what is going on? Everything's just, just go ahead and grab your paintbrush and it slips right out and grab that right there. Look, Ms. B slid right under the door. That's amazing. Stephanie, she's done. Too interesting. She's done. She's laughing or she passed out? Stephanie is down for the night, folks. There it is. This has gone horribly wrong. I think it, I think it went well. It was wonderful. It's our first time filling in. Mindy, thank you. Wonderful. Thank you. It hasn't even been 10 minutes. That was a premature thing. Thank you. Is Dennis with you? You guys were great. Bless your hearts. Bless your hearts, Zoolander. Aw, isn't she sweet? Thank you. Zoolander, thank you for calling. You're such a sweetheart. Thank you for having me. Don't forget, Stephanie, Stephanie, Wednesday night at 9 o'clock. That was so convincing. I'm gonna, I'm gonna tune in. All right, for the viewers, okay, because the viewers who don't, or the viewers, if you're viewing the show, tell us how the fuck you're doing it. Ustream.com slash SkidWars. There you go. Ustream.com. You are terrible. Oh, because you're on Ustream. There you go. We are. Right now? Stephanie is 5'9". I don't know if it's up running. I don't even know if we're live or not. I am up. We have no idea if we're actually live. You're live. You're live. We are live. We are live. 47 seconds. We have 40 seconds, seconds, 37 seconds left. I can't believe it's over already. Bye, guys. Bye, dear. Thanks for calling in. Let's do quick things. Go ahead, real quick, Robert. SkidWars and Suburbank. Those two things I'll be working on in the next couple of months. What is that? We'll talk about it next week. in a short film. Oh, yeah? What are they called? Suburbank and Wand Wars. Okay, Peter, anything for you? I've been doing some finger painting and I'll be doing some pantomiming with my cat. Happy birthday, Daniel Craig. Yeah, Daniel Craig's birthday today. Stephanie wants to oil up with him. I've got really nothing coming up except for a 1600 pen which I have no idea when that will air but it's called Game Theory. I think it was supposed to air next Thursday but it might be on the following week. So there you go. Mindy, do you have anything to plug? Oh, well, check out, if you like, the Melvins, the Hot Box just interviewed Dale Crover, the epic drummer. You can find that on our website. Mindy's an awesome drummer but 55 seconds. Are we done? You guys, are you ready for the rock and theme song? We're ready to go out. Hey, Keith Coogan, if you're listening, be well, man. Hope you're having fun with the Dalai Lama. We'll see you next time.