Week 2 NFL and college football recap

Pistol grip In the B-coves On, yeah Brown-eyed women in red grenadine Bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean Hi, John's LA First week of the NFL Second week for college, second week for myself I'm the coach, this is Lark Ahoy, ahoy This is it, you know We've been waiting all this long time Then we had to wait a little bit longer Because of that phantom thunder and lightning storm They had in Denver I mean, talk about a delay of game I mean, that's... Not really, just... I mean, the game you've been waiting for For months and months and months And all of a sudden Like you said, phantom Just something that never happened That delayed the game That everyone's waiting for Well, we'll talk about that at length We had our second game Our home opener And our brand new stadium You were there You were working in the press box Yeah What'd you think? I thought it was fantastic I thought Diamond Ranch did a fantastic job About putting things on I thought the kids The kids were in high spirits They performed very, very well Yeah, it was exciting It was fun It's an interesting place No doubt about that It is unique in so many ways It's tough if you've never seen it I can't paint you a visual picture, though But we won 42-14 I do have a question for you, though What's that? Did I see a little of what we refer to nowadays As the Wildcat in your guys' play scheme? I know it's kind of a wing-tee type of outfit Offense But at one point Like one of the players we talked about last week Daniel Garcia I saw him back there by himself It's more of a single wing type philosophy But yeah, no We put him back there And just let him go But no, you know It was good to get a second win under the belt You know, moving on 2-0 College football Get a chance to watch any of the games this week? No Nothing Big rain, dirt I tell you If you put a gun to my head I don't know why you put a gun to my head for something like this But I would watch college football all day, every day Over pro football Because of the innovation And the play calling is much different It's a much different game You see things The NFL has become so cookie-cutting So predictable That it's tougher to watch than college football I loved it I completely agree But at the same time College football is becoming like a la carte TV It's where you have to make sure you have the right cable For football Provider to watch it Right Just like watching the Lakers and Clippers Or Like not the Clippers so much But just the Lakers You gotta have Time Warner cable Or else you're not watching the Lakers Well, NBC and Notre Dame are still pumping out their drivel Although, you know, I don't mind Notre Dame That Notre Dame-Michigan game was something That It starts out It was a bizarre world game You know, up was down, down was up Cats and dogs living together Mass hysteria Starts off You got Mark Harmon out there Talking about his dad, Tom Harmon You know who Tom Harmon was? Tom Harmon, Mark Harmon's dad Was a single-wing quarterback Slash tailback That's what they used to call it back then Quarterback Heisman Trophy Winner two-time All-American He played both ways Punted, kicked extra points The guy was so good That after the Ohio State-Michigan game The Ohio State fans gave him a standing ovation Which is unheard of And that would never happen It would never happen today Mark Harmon was a good guy Mark Harmon was a good guy Mark Harmon was a good guy Mark Harmon, by the way He's another interesting guy Played quarterback for UCLA He's on the biggest TV show in the world NCIS, which I never watch I would never watch it This is an interesting fact about him His sister Is the He was married to Ricky Nelson Is the mother of The 80s rock band twins Nelson Nelson Gunner and Matthew Gunner and Ruben I don't know what names But yeah She's the mother of the band Nelson I remember when I was a kid I was a kid I remember the song Garden Party Just strumming along through my mom's records and stuff That was one of Ricky Nelson's I think it was the number one hit at one time For Ricky Nelson? Yeah Garden Party Funny you bring that up But it's interesting Michigan in a shameless self-promotion They have a bunch of their players A bunch of their seniors I don't even think they're seniors But they've got a bunch of their players Wearing numbers from former Michigan greats And they're wearing numbers from former Michigan greats And their quarterback Devin Gardner Devin Gardner sounds like a girl's name by the way But I would never say that to him Because he'd probably palm my face like a basketball He's a quarterback And he's wearing number 98 I've never seen a quarterback wear number 98 And it's funny because Notre Dame's got defensive linemen Wearing number one I don't even know what to think anymore about this You know honestly There was another number controversy That really tugged at me And I cannot remember what that was At this time Good insight Sorry about that Back to you coach It was an interesting game You know you got Slim Shady In the booth at halftime With Brent Musburger and Kurt Herbstreet Just a bizarre game You know it was one of those things That I don't know College football has taken a turn Notre Dame in their gold helmets And mustard yellow pants I just don't get it Decent game though I think Michigan's alright I think Michigan's pretty good It started off as a weird week as well With Skip Bayless that dummy And Mark May saying Oh I remember growing up watching this rivalry And Skip Bayless said Oh I remember watching this rivalry with Bubba Smith Bubba Smith played for Michigan State Way to get your facts You must go to the same fact book that you go to Lurk What are you talking about there? Yeah Hey Blue and pink Mr. Penn State Blue and pink True true true Blue and pink Mr. Penn State Blue and pink And Mark May talking about And then you got Brian Kelly came out and said Well it's not really a rivalry And you know we need to schedule Our scheduling comes down to You know strength of schedule And recruiting Which I don't care Why wouldn't you want to play Michigan? And they broke a record for 115,000 plus people They pack them on the sideline This poor girl on the sideline Just got ran over Bad They never said anything about it I didn't read anything about it today But they They didn't say anything about it It's dangerous They're packing all these people on the sideline But my point is Why wouldn't you want to play Michigan? They are the number one In terms of wins College football team of all time They have the biggest stadium in the country They probably Other than Notre Dame The most storied franchise in college football history And Brian Kelly just turns his back on that rivalry Why would he do something like that? Scared I mean nervousness I mean Like I said When you're ahead of something that's very particular Or very delicate Like the Notre Dame name is You need to play I mean if you want to keep your job You play it safe And keeping Michigan off That's keeping it safe I guess I guess You know But the reason being Notre Dame now is in the ACC loosely So they've promised the ACC They're going to have five games But they're going to keep They're going to keep the SC game They're going to keep the Navy game There's a couple other games that they're going to keep Michigan is not one of them Interesting I think Notre Dame Look pretty average I think 14 is a really high ranking for them at this point I would not be surprised if they end up 25 or even out of the top 25 But who knows Michigan 41 Notre Dame 30 Other game I got a chance to watch this week I only got a chance to watch two Because Putting nine hours in on a Saturday On college football As much as sometimes I do it It is not The most healthy thing to sit on the couch for nine hours I also watched the Georgia South Carolina game Same score Same exact score Ironically enough 41-30 Georgia I like what Georgia does Offensively They run the ball of the eye This girly guy is a Is a great college running back Got a big fullback And they pound the ball And Aaron Aaron What's his name there? The quarterback Aaron Murray Been playing forever Solid Solid guy Never really going to do anything in the pros But is a winner at the college level But one thing that really Really drew me offside Steve Spurrier Who I Really like I think he is a good play caller I really do Fourth down play At the goal line They got the ball inside the one They go shotgun They go option So they pitch the ball back So the guy gets the ball at the seven Stuffed Ball game Essentially Georgia goes down the field Kicks another field goal Ices the game Shotgun Inside the one Shotgun Option Brings it back to seven Gets stopped for a four yard loss Why? Now the Like What I have What the problem I have with that Is when you go shotgun Then you just put too many mechanisms In play that can go wrong Right And when you're at the goal line You want the fewest mechanisms in play That can go wrong Coach I need to ask you If you were that offense coordinator What kind of play would you call? Quarterback sneak Just straight up Quarterback sneak Something If you want to get creative with it Maybe a sidekick Silent count Maybe come out an empty formation And then rush underneath And run the sneak But quarterback sneak You're talking about six inches If you can't get the quarterback sneak You don't deserve to win the game You need a new center If that's the problem Yeah you need a new center You just need The muddle of your team Needs to be questioned I just don't get it Other games Western Kentucky One reason I'm bringing up Bobby Petrino A guy I talked about On this very program Five turnovers And six inches Snaps versus Tennessee Holy Vay It'd be interesting With Bobby Petrino Because this has got to be His last chance It's interesting to see If he can actually do something there Western Kentucky Which was a 1AA powerhouse For a number of years Quick spiral at you Who was the head coach For Western Kentucky For a long time? Jesus Louises Come on man Come on Harbaugh I forget his name The dad Jack Harbaugh Dougie Oh yeah Jack Harbaugh Dougie Dougie Harbaugh Dougie Harbaugh Honestly I have a Jack Harbaugh quote That is in my classroom That I really Again This is horrible media Because I cannot remember It exactly at this time Hopefully I'll be able To bring it up on my phone Here in a little bit But Jack Harbaugh Was a long time Successful coach At Western Kentucky Yeah I just want to bring that up Five turnovers And six snaps I've coached some bad teams But jeez Here's a spiral Right back at you Who does Harbaugh's In-law coach for? Who was a head basketball coach? No idea Indiana What's his name? I'm not sure what his name is But he is married to Jack Harbaugh's daughter That wasn't And then That wasn't a spiral That was very loosely wrapped Hey It's still Indiana Miami 21 over Florida 16 Why is the U Not where they need to be? I think it was some kind of probation I should look that up Miami needs to be back Back to be the dominant team In Florida Yeah! But Florida That's a huge loss for them Hey coach Just one last input Just got a headline Coming up on the phone here Tony Romo just went down He is out of the game Of the Giants-Cowboys game So Tony Romo is out with an injury Who's the backup you know? Kyle Orton Oh From the old Denver Bronco days And the old Bear days Six and ten Seven and eight And I'm a big Kyle Orton fan So honestly I think the Cowboys Quite good Quite good Possibly might just do Just the same Or maybe even a little bit better At the quarterback position Former Bronco Big fan huh? Hey He ripped us up I mean as a Raiders fan He tore us up But so did Tebow So that ain't saying much Speaking of tearing up Segway Johnny Menzel 400 yards Three touchdowns And a Russian touchdown Makes me sick Still against Sam Houston State Well If you want retribution Next week will be The biggest college football game Of the year All right We're in week three But as far as the hype machine goes You got Alabama Texas A&M You got the most hyped team Versus the most hyped player In week three 1230 Pacific Standard Time And I don't think Bama I don't think Like I think Especially in college Mayzel is going to do Just fine But I don't think Bama Is going to live up to Our expectations this year Man Zell To you Lurk SC Seven Washington State University Ten Chanting At home SC At home Home opener Fans were chanting Fire Kiffin Fire Kiffin I think It's got to be It's already It's already a disaster It's done It's over What are they going to do? I mean They fire him Who are they going to hire? Any ideas? You know honestly Like I have been waiting For USC to fire Kiffin Pretty much ever since They hired him Because I have never been A big fan of his But at this day At this point I would say Just a no brainer Would be Jim Trestle Just to get Jim Trestle In there Because he is definitely A proven winner He got screwed Out of his job Compared to what's going down In the NCAA right now And I mean Just for the fact Again He's a proven winner Over and over And over again Well twice And Kiffin's a douche I mean Woo Yeah I just can't get over him He's just I just That guy Just something About him Just reeks of Just disgustingness I'm done with Kiffin Well Trestle That's an interesting point I didn't even think of that Trestle would be a good hire As much as I don't There's something about him His sanctimonialism I'm not a big fan of him But I think he would be Really successful at USC That would be a good That would be a good one Yeah I don't know Who else they could go out And get on Maybe they could talk Sakijian into coming back Well I think That's the thing It's like Other than Jim Trestle You're going to have to talk To another coach Out of quitting his Current job And that's the one thing I hate talking about I hate talking about Hypotheticals We know Yeah yeah There we go There we go I don't want to go on that One more Other one I want to mention UMass 14 University of Maine 24 Ugh UMass has gone Division 1 FBS First game in Gillette Stadium They get This must be an East Coast thing That gets under your skin They get taken out By Maine 1-double-A team By 10 points At home Oh boy Maybe I should go home And be the next A Coach at UMass Yeah that'd go over well Last thing on college football Well Two things One Teddy Bridgewater Tearing it up again Quarterback QBR Through the roof Which I can't even Really follow what it is But It's like Quarterback rating For college football Leading the Heisman Leading the Heisman Candidacy How about that Pat Tillman Did you see that Pat Tillman thing That Arizona State has Coming out of a tunnel They have like a Hologram type thing Where they have With Pat Tillman Leading them out of the tunnel Any thoughts on that? I think that's badass I mean I just think The whole Pat Tillman story And I know Like right now A lot of Like The modern Or the new Football fans Might not know him But he was A person that gave up A pretty lucrative NFL contract To go Into the Army And Or not I want to say Compete But He was part of the Rangers And that's An elite Uh Army group And unfortunately He lost his life over there Yeah you gotta check out That documentary I forget the name of it But uh His initial thing With Friendly Fire And they covered that up I just That's what I was interested in Anything that they could do To shine a light On him Or what he has done I think is The least they could do Yeah I don't know We all make choices Let's get to the NFL The First game In the NFL On Thursday night The Ravens Broncos I got an extra chance To watch the whole thing I recorded it And after practice I came home And watched it Opening show Keith Urban I'm just out of it Musically I guess Because What is that I mean I guess Country music Has taken over When I've been asleep Huh Well It's always taken over My world So I've never noticed The difference Tell you what The NBA would never Have Keith Urban up there Urban Urban For the NBA Urban in the The word urban In the NFL In the NBA Doesn't mean the same thing As urban in the NFL The word urban In the NBA Means purple drank Like that guy Jolly there For the Packers Did you see that First game today Back in three years He'd been suspended For three years Delimiting for the Packers Because he was addicted To codeine I didn't even know You could get addicted To codeine I always thought That was just cough syrup But the purple drank Which is codeine And Sprite That was DeMarcus Russell downfall Oh really Yeah It was the purple drank That got him Huh That's urban Hey Keith Urban Is not urban I don't know Peyton Peyton And they had the The rain delay That never even rained And the Or it was a lightning storm Yeah And then They had that countdown With all those players I counted out Those 25 players And I think there was Six or seven of them In the Hall of Shame That we did earlier And three or four of them I think that were Borderline felons But Ray Lewis Having the countdown I think they should have Had the countdown With all the Concussion plaintiffs Too soon Poor form Bad taste Yeah I don't know Ryan Seacrest I actually respect Seacrest professionally But What the hell Did the NFL bring up Is there somebody Who's gonna watch the NFL Because Ryan Seacrest Is leading the charge I mean you never know I mean just Yeah Like anytime Like when you see Like American Idol Or any of these Shows that go by Viewer votes And then you see The ages of the show The viewers It's all 13 to 14 year old girls And so I think that's Like by bringing A guy like Keith Urban Or any of those People in to do The football show That's their goal We want to bring This market into there It's amazing The shameless Promotion they do To target women To watch the NFL It is unreal I mean The country music stuff Okay The Ryan Seacrest stuff The women on the Sideline reporters The women on the I don't have a problem With women Reporting about football If they played And a lot of women Play football nowadays There's a lot of Female leagues I forget the one out By where I live But there's a lot Of female These women who know Nothing about football That are on Every single Sideline Talking Just head Like Pam Oliver Today I thought Was hilarious I just talked to What's the coach Of the Packers name again McCarthy I just talked to Coach McCarthy And he says In the second half It's going to come down To penalties And turnovers Some fucking That's what the first half Came down to Yeah that's a great Insight there Pam I don't know I don't know what her Football background is But again I don't mind women Per se As long as they have A legitimate Point of view None of them do Sad In the studio You know who I like As a studio guy Is Rodney Harrison Because he's unstable You look at that guy I think he's Legitimately crazy He's always playing With his hands He's not kind of Like eyeing everyone He's still in the hunt He's that predator That's still out there He has those predator eyes The Patriots Have not been the same In the back end Of the defense Since Rodney Harrison Has left Now I know Rodney Harrison Is not an average guy You don't get Rodney Harrison's But he brought That presence Of you know Just that badness That they're lacking They don't have it They don't have it anymore It was evident today Who I don't like And people like him I've had conversations With many people Like Chris Collinsworth Do you like Collinsworth? I do Oh my lord How? Why not? I think he I think he's just I think he's fair He gives equal commentary To both sides He's a righteous man I'll tell you why I don't like him There's a couple reasons And just two reasons Two reasons that Watching this game On Thursday night Broncos-Ravens They had that delay I kind of give the edge To the Ravens Because they've been Through this delay before And last year They had that delay Last year in the Super Bowl And they were delayed So they know how to Prepare themselves During the delay Bullshit Dude He's just trying to fill time Give the guy a break So I Come up with a spiral then Give a trivia question Do an impersonation Alright Talk politics Talk about Syria Don't give me that Don't fill Don't fill my Airwaves with such Drivel And another good one Another great Collinsworth line In the middle of this game Talking about Wes Walker Which they're gonna talk about Wes Walker Go leave in the Patriots Oh yeah Even though Wes Walker Dropped a couple balls And he dropped that ball That if the Ravens challenged That whole game Complexity Might have been A little bit different Very true But Collinsworth says Belichick Coach Belichick I know he Walker left Unceremoniously But Belichick Really likes guys That help him Help him win championships Oh that's insightful Name one coach Who doesn't like guys Who help him win championships I'll give you that one Oh please And it's just full of them I just don't sit there And write them down I know I did a little bit This game But What? Help him win championships Every other coach Doesn't like guys That help him win championships It's just bull Can't stand it I can't stand Listening to that guy I was being a Raiders fan Dan Deardorff's Usually assigned to our game So that's who I usually Suffer through So Chris Collinsworth is He's a Cypher Sawyer's Do you Do you The only one I don't mind Daryl Johnston I don't mind Troy Aikman As color guys The play-by-play guys I can't stand any of those Jock sniffers None of them are any good In my eyes Iron Eagle One of the fun Or one of the The times I really got to enjoy Troy Aikman Was listening to him Color commentate The UCLA game Where Rick Neuheisel Was the coach And he was Just Cause Troy Aikman is an ex UCLA quarterback And was very successful there And And he was just Ripping apart Or Neuheisel Just Like Cause like I was right when Neuheisel Tried throwing in the pistol offense He did not recruit any players That could do it well This and that And like I said Troy Aikman just ripped him And he had Norm Chow A guy who didn't What does Norm Chow Know about the pistol Exactly You know I mean that's not his offense Why would you bring a guy Like Norm Chow And then try to make him Do something that he doesn't do It's funny A kid that used to play for That I I coached a few years back Was back For the opening Of the stadium He plays for UCLA right now I asked him I said what do you think What do you think of Coach Moore And it was interesting He said He said He never been around a coach That Really Wanted to get better As a coach Every day I thought that was Interesting insight I'm like huh That is And I said well what did you think Of Neuheisel He's like you know Not a bad guy But he was just too much Into the politics of it Hmm I thought that was interesting He's playing The kid's playing for him now He's a Richards senior I thought that was Some interesting take on That is On UCLA football I got a question About you with the With the Pats Nope good Alright EJ Manuel I'm gonna be honest with you I never really thought A lot of him When He got drafted Especially where he got drafted I mean The thing is Where That he got drafted Yeah I agree with that But First round The first quarterback going No But he looked pretty solid He looked pretty good As a rookie Quarterback Going out There against the Pats That are Like supposed to have The Belichick defense Well I was I mean I wasn't I was sticking to the script Damn it I was gonna talk a little bit more About Broncos Ravens But we're gonna jump into the Pats Fine We'll talk about EJ Manuel And the Pats EJ Manuel Is I think gonna be A solid quarterback I like what What they're doing Doug Marone is doing In Buffalo However If you really watch that game Buffalo was running High tempo High tempo High tempo And then They were up They had a lead And they were There was only about Four minutes left And they were snapping the ball Still High tempo With about 15-16 seconds Left in the playcock Dumb To get back to talking about EJ Manuel I don't think He's a guy that's ever gonna Lead him to the Super Bowl I don't know though I think he I think he's alright I really do I think he's a guy that That can win Depending on the team And the defense 10 Maybe Cordell Stewart Type of player No no no You racist Just cause he's black No he's a different He's a different type of player Than Cordell Stewart He's a better pocket passer Than Troy Stewart A lesser player Than Steve Young Is that better? Well you know Steve Young's one of the All time greats Of course I think He's gonna be less of a player Than Steve Young But You know I like what they're doing And they're just They're running Run play wise I mean they got Two good backs CJ Spiller and Fred Jackson And two good backs Here's the thing That I would like to know What I was kind of Pissed off about Is Well I'm not really Pissed off Because again They What they What coaches tell the media Is completely arbitrary But they They made a point This summer About saying That they're going to Give the ball To CJ Spiller Until he throws it up And I believe he only has 11 carries For 47 yards Popped it up Fumbled really early In the game And So Like I said When they Like again Last year CJ Spiller Was electric I think he averaged Almost 6.5 yards a carry And that's amazing But Like I said When you make that declaration Especially when you're New to the job You're breaking into the system That whole coaching staff Is new to the NFL Yeah Yeah They kind of threw They kind of blew their load Right away Yeah Well you know Now that we're talking About the Patriots The That game The Patriots You know They They have done Such a poor job Surrounding Brady With Legitimate weapons You watch teams You know Even the Ravens You watch teams Like the 49ers They got You know Vernon Davis They got Anquan Bolden Who tore it up Who went from the Ravens To the 49ers Right They got Mario Manningham Who's not even playing now Michael Crabtree They got all these weapons The Patriots have surrounded Tom Brady With Julian Edelman Okay He sounds like Some kid Out of Brandeis University Some accountant You know I like Edelman Edelman Shit Edelman Covers kickoffs Edelman returns punts Had seven catches There for 70 yards And two touchdowns But he's not A threat You know He's not a burner Danny Amendola Went over 100 yards today I like him too But he came up Lame In the second Second quarter He came up With a groin He's always battled On the groin The Patriots have not Done a good job Surrounding Brady With weapons Although I do like Vereen Shane Vereen Went for like 10 carries 100 and something yards Steven Ridley Fumbled again Dropped the ball Not even being hit He stumbled He tripped And he fumbled But that game Shouldn't have even Been that close Hey wins a win I'm glad the Patriots won But Ridley fumbles The ball without being hit Brady fumbles A snap On the one yard line How many times That's ever happened Pick Right off the hands Of Sudfield You know Games come down To things that you just You don't foresee coming Like that game That Ravens game That Ravens game You see Jacoby Jones Looking to return a punt And his own man Runs into him Yeah that's honestly One of the things That you just hate I mean it's kind of Funny at the same Like because we had The Mark Sanchez Butt fumble last year Where you know Something happens Where two teammates Run into each other But in this case Both players Were looking to do Their job To the best of their ability And I hate to see That situation happen The butt fumble Was hilarious But this I don't think Was very funny My point is You just You don't In practice You could practice For hundreds of hours And what happens In the game You just You can't account For some of that stuff You know what I mean The pro late spheroid Bounces funny It's the shape of a football Science guy 10-4 You can't tell Over and out The Patriots though Kimbrell Tompkins Who I actually Say in his Praise Is trying to be Positive Undrafted free agent Is his Number two Receiver So you're saying Where Brady had 52 attempts Today And he was only Averaging five yards Per attempt That's probably why It's because the talent Around him isn't Absolutely He put all those Balls in their hands The receivers are slipping Which I don't get How There's gotta be more to it I'm not a capologist But how does San Francisco Get Anquan Bolden For a six round Draft Choice How is there not Other teams out there Willing to cough up A six round draft choice Me and Antoine Bolden The guy that had 13 receptions In 208 yards Today The very same Or on Thursday Excuse me Today Today Today Today Today I forgot his ex team Played on Thursday The very same The ones that let him go And lost Pat's same problems Though Pass rush wasn't there I'm gonna dive Into the twit bag Real quick I'm gonna dive There was a Question I got From the twit bag From Cyrus T. Virus How much does The triple bypass Cost and how much Will I need To save up Before This offense Starts clicking Good question I don't know I have no idea How much a triple bypass Cost but And what offense Is he talking about Patriots As a Pats fan Yeah I don't know Don't hold your breath I mean They'll have Their moments When Gronkowski Comes back Which I think Will be next week They'll have Their moments But I don't know You just Look at teams Like the Packers And the Niners And you just See so many more Weapons Than the Patriots Have I think it's Gonna be I still think The Patriots Are gonna be 10-6 11-5 Cause of the Weak conference They played Thursday Night against the Jets But I am not Looking for them To go to the Super Bowl Even though I predicted Them just two weeks ago To go to the Super Bowl What You're going back On your hypothetical Choice Hypotheticals Yeah Pack 49ers Speaking of which That was a great game Great game Back and forth It's amazing That they would put Two teams At such high You know The finish so high Two teams That will be there At the end of the week Week one Are you kidding me That's the way They plan the schedule Again They play The NFC Conference Participants Central plays the West Well no no Again This is the NFC Championship Rematch Do they do that again Yeah That's the whole thing That's why Again Ravens Broncos Played each other That is why Yes Are you kidding me You've never caught on to that No Wow Talk about a spiral I just fucking fluttered Out there Language Language We've been spoken to How about Atlanta New Orleans That was another one That was another good game You know honestly I'm going to say one thing Yeah I was shocked today I was downtown LA Watching football And Saints fans Saints fans Saints fans Were freaking Everywhere I never realized There were so many Freaking Saints fans In Los Angeles It seems like They're a real bandwagon team In the last few years Huh I don't know Like These people really Had a lot of I mean again There was a lot of passion There was a lot of camaraderie There was a lot of this and that And you see that again Amongst any fan groups But I was just Really It just really Caught me off guard With the amount of Saints fans That I was running into And just seeing their Their excitement Level And just Just seeing them in general Especially in a town With no football team Tribalism There you go You know what really Draws me outside I was just down We were just down We had a couple drinks At a bar before this How many grown men Wearing jerseys Of guys who were Five, ten years Younger than them Bad form A good buddy of mine John Whalen If you're listening Has a steadfast rule Which I've subscribed to You can't wear a jersey Of someone Unless you're at least Two years Two years younger Than that person That you're wearing The jersey from I just think that's Bad form It is what it is You know You're a fan of The team You know Yeah And there's always Again You're gonna be 50 And there's gonna be They're gonna draft Someone new And he might be The best player That your team's ever had And so I won't wear his jersey I can still cheer for him There you go There you go I'll still cheer for him But I won't wear his jersey I guess that's why They call it an opinion Atlanta New Orleans Getting back to that game I think those are two teams I think the Packers And Nats And the Niners And the Falcons And Saints Could very well End up being the final Four teams left In the NFC I agree Good to see the creep Sean Payton Back on the sideline I was looking at Some stuff on the internet Sean Payton on TMZ Grinding up On some middle-aged woman Sean Payton is Freaking too much man He just looks like The guy at the country club Wearing his visor That's too drunk And you know Dipping And wants to Tell everybody How wrong they are I just love That I love One of the NFL specials They did And they Talked to The guy that's in charge Giving him bubble gum On the sideline And how he gets chastised If he doesn't have The bubble gum At the right time Or he doesn't have The right kind of bubble gum And I was like Wow If they're making Such a big deal About freaking bubble gum And this guy And his job And Sean Payton This dude Is just too much of a I don't know There was just Something off about him I can't believe A few years back They had that whole thing About him and his Painkillers stuff And he got off Scott Freed on that That just disappeared Evidently he was Stealing Vicodin From the cabinets That's right And it just disappeared I forgot about that And the guy who I forgot about that Completely The guy who Who told on him About that Was the head of security And he was like A cop for like 20 years So why would this guy Just make this up About Sean Payton But it's nice to see him Back on the sideline I don't like the Saints I don't like Drew Brees And the thing that's Growing on his face I don't I just don't like that team How about the Jets Over the Bucks today Wow I was shocked I was shocked To be honest with you Rex Ryan And his gastric bypass He just looks like A big head and teeth Like if I ever got Gastric bypass I would look like An orange and a toothpick I would just be all Head and teeth That's what That's what Rex Sexy Rexy Looks like now But you know what I'm glad the Jets won Because I told We talked about Shiano before I don't like him either Okay I got a question Or let me throw Something at you then We know you don't Like Shiano But the one thing I'm hearing a lot about Is a lot of negativity Regarding Freeman And I never got that I always think He's a good kid I think he's a talented kid I think he does well I think he's kind of Like Brady Where he doesn't have A lot of the best tools Around him How dare you Compare Josh Freeman To Tom Brady Again kind of Kind of They took On that point They took away His captaincy Isn't that A kick in the balls Yeah I would I'd be like Hey guys Really You're taking away My captaincy I showed up To a wrestling banquet One time And got named My captain I was like Fucking A This is awesome I was like I didn't even see it coming He shows up To the complex And yeah We just don't want you To be a captain Anymore But he's still The quarterback The guy on his way out Huh I see bad things With the Bucks coming Geno Smith played Pretty well today I guess I'm not really sure What his stats were But they were alright Good enough to win Even though it was A stupid Late! Irony runs Through the NFL Glad the Jets Like blood Through the blood Nevermind Let's go KC KC 28 Jacksonville 2 First time in the history Of the league That a score Ended 28-2 Why did Jacksonville Not bring Tebow in Is beyond me At least to make him Somewhat relevant Because they are The most irrelevant Team in the league 28-2 That's horrible Detroit 34 Minnesota 24 Coach One thing here There was one point Today to where I was looking At the screen And I saw 2-0 For two different teams I saw it for Three different teams I saw I saw And at one point They put up on the score 4-0 for Pittsburgh But Jacksonville Was up 2-0 Jets were up 2-0 And Pittsburgh Was up 2-0 And at one point They put up 4-0 I was trying to figure out Is there Is there something Is there something Going on in the NFL That I don't know about Is there new Some new scheme I was like Did the pooch kick come back And they just call Two points now Something But I was like Man this is scary The drop kick Or the drop kick Pooch kick The Elway kick Or the Doug Flutie kick Those two Those are the two quarterbacks I know that Were really practicing it Back in the day St. Louis came back To beat Arizona Honeybadget Did you see that Honeybadget Knocked that ball out there The goal line Chased the guy down Knocked out You know I did not know That was him I did see the play And I have a little Side note here About who was that guy Really I did not know That was the Honeybadget Yeah Matthew That's awesome See you in Hawaii He will be in the Pro Bowl In the next year or two Oakland Well let's Hey let's go back To the Rams a little bit Sam Bradford's a guy That gets a lot of shell fire I think he looked pretty solid I've always thought He was going to be pretty good I did too But I just don't like Well He came in with an injury And stuff So he wasn't able To prove himself Right away But in Who Fisher Fisher Jeff Fisher When he got the job there They were able They traded away their pick To the Redskins And one of the things He was getting Criticized over was You're going to take Sam Bradford Over RG3 And I'm like Hell yeah I would definitely Take a Sam Bradford Over an RG3 Any day of the week I wouldn't You wouldn't? Nah I think I think Robert Griffin's A once in a generation Type talent Yeah that's only going to Last a year or two We'll see Hey let's Let's dig into the twit bag Because someone's got a question For yours Truly Lurk Oh boy oh boy I don't think I used that right They got a question for you Lurk Alright Alright To Lurk Is Terrell Pryor The real deal future Of the Raiders Or is another This is from At Big Hat Funny Is Terrell Pryor The real deal future Of the Raiders Or is another tease Oh wait Question continues Oh wait Isn't it against your religion To make predictions On the future Coach can you take that question I digress I'll give it to you What do you think about Terrell Pryor Losing today 21-17 Indy Alright Before the game happened today There would be no Way in hell That I would ever have thought Terrell Pryor Could be Any part of a salvation Of this Raiders franchise But today I saw something That I never expected to see I saw A guy come to life I saw a team come to life I saw a team battle From snap one To the last snap The one thing that Terrell Pryor Has been criticized about Immensely Has been his accuracy He went four for four With balls right on point He Threw a bad pass For that fifth one And it was an interception But in the end He looked great I was And honestly The one of the bad part Or one of the The things I was really worried about him Was he was looking to run first He would do his four step Or three step drop back Seven step drop back And then he would want to take off and run And But at the same time Like I just thought He's just trying to run But today I saw him going through his check downs He was hitting check down receivers He was hitting main receivers He was going into the runs He looked fantastic So you think he's a real deal? You think he's someone that can base his team around? Today? After what I saw in a real game today Yes You don't deal in hypotheticals You deal in today So what I saw today I say yes Yes Cowboys running away from the Giants Like a call 27-10 How was Kyle Orne doing? I don't know But they're running away from them Interesting I think the Cowboys actually have a pretty good defense Finish up the scores real quick Hey Mr. Kiffin Before Yeah Good point Before we go to the game Before we get into Dig into the rest of the twit bag And hit some spirals off each other's red heads 23 Dolphins Browns 10 Thought the Dolphins were going to be alright this year 16 Titans 9 Steelers 9 Eee Freaking Jake Locker Another typical Jake Locker performance 10 of 20 100 yards or something like that The JV teams right there The Titans and the Steelers this year One more game that I was interested Oh Oh! Bears over the Bengals Well two games Bears over the Bengals 24-21 Seahawks 12 Panthers 7 What do you think of that one? I just I hope that's a defensive battle Because Ron Rivera The head coach of the Panthers Was the ex-Chargers Defensive coordinator He was actually the Bears defensive coordinator When they went to the Super Bowl too And so I like to think of him as a defensive guy To where he was able to come up with a game plan To shut things down And Seattle's fast as hell on defense Yeah And Seattle And T Team And Seattle And Seattle Pete Carroll He's also a defensive orientated person Last week I told you about Teddy Bruschi How about Teddy Bruschi just made the comments That he would have never been the player that he was Without Pete Carroll's tutelage So again you got two head coaches Defensive minded Low scoring game It makes sense to me But at the same time We know that those offensive Offenses can put up huge numbers Maybe Maybe Well maybe You know when it was a brand new year They put up 12 points today Put up 7 points today And here's the big thing Both those offensive Offenses run Or rely heavily on the run game I mean basically You got Well they just do I mean they They rely heavily on the run game One more question out of the trip bag This is a two part question Well the second part from last week At Sweating Mullets Great name After today's performance Is Alex Smith up to number one? No Still Tom Brady I thought Brady played well When he had to When he wanted to make plays But he's not Peyton Peyton Manning Still number three Smith is still number two Anything else in the trip bag? Nothing One more thing I want to talk about Really Two things really Really drew me offside today One Defensive players going offsides And offensive players Faking like they They're drawn offside Because The defensive player moved I can't stand that Almost cost the Patriots today They know the freaking snap Count Why is the offense Able to move If a defensive player Flinches And that's the same thing That you have told Your high school players And I have told High school players Like you know the snap count Why are you jumping off sides? And they give them the penalty And I guess a defensive player Can't move anymore Dumb Dumb And another thing Really draws me off sides Is You talk about players safety And concussions Why don't they make the guys Wear mouthpieces? And he had to say I have no idea on that You're a science guy I thought mouthpieces Helped prevent concussions Is that just a fallacy? Well it's supposed to Basically stop Like if you get hit in the chin And then basically You're going to have Solid tissue And that's where Like a Motion of force Is going to travel through And so it's going to travel Through the tissue In your bone Through your teeth And then again Through the part of your skull That goes to your brain And again Directly affecting your brain Science To what Maybe they say That's a science To say that the mouthpiece Just isn't that important Or people don't really care About their teeth anymore Or maybe implants Have just become that cheap I don't know You would think that would be An easy fix You know what I mean? Like hey We all got to wear mouthpieces Play a safety You know what I mean? You think they would just Make them do that In a wrestling match One time I had A wrestler come up He hit his head Came right underneath my chin Knocked Basically Knocked my My mouth shut And then knocked My two front teeth out I wish I could Knock your mouth shut Sometime I wish I could But again Like this is in a wrestling match You have your Your jaw is free You have the chin strapped Two teeth just spit out Chicklets on the mat Yeah and all of a sudden His chin Or his head came right underneath My chin Knocked it up My two teeth clattered together Boom Two front teeth Out the door they went Speaking of concussions I thought this was funny Deion Sanders came out A couple weeks ago Bashing all those players They're saying they were Just piling on It was a money grab Came out that Deion Was one former player That tried to That two years ago Filed a Filed a Filed a workman's comp claim Here In California While he played with the Cowboys Claiming That he's had four doctors Say that he is 86% Disabled And he's in a class action lawsuit Saying that he got injured While he was playing in California And it's because California is the only state Where you can make those lawsuits As a workman's compensation claim Talk about a hypocrite I agree Very disappointing In prime time You know Such a God-fearing man I would expect more from him Pre-game shows today I thought was funny Ray Lewis Chris Cotter And Keyshawn Johnson Talking about red flags And how the Patriots Probably should have known That Aaron Hinnant Was a bad seed Ray Lewis Chris Cotter And Keyshawn Johnson Talking about bad seeds I think the best Off-season move Any franchise has made Is ESPN going out And getting Frank Caliendo To do the pre-game show They're stolen from Fox Yeah Stolen from Fox I think Frank Caliendo Is brilliant Did a Mike Dicka piece today That I thought was hilarious Anything that a guy does Is funny Mike Dicka too I thought Mike Dicka was Mike Dicka brought up a good point I appreciate Listen Dicka Guy that won a Super Bowl As a coach A guy who played in the NFL Guys in the Hall of Fame He was saying One time he had an offensive coordinator That was just driving him crazy So he took over the play Calling duties himself Halfway through the year He said in his first year He said you know what I'm the guy who's gonna get fired I'm the guy everyone's gonna blame I might as well be the one Who's gonna be Calling the plays I think that's admirable I'd like guys that go out And call plays Or at least look like They're involved in what's going on Instead of these guys Just kind of walk around I just like guys That take the blame Yeah You know they'll take it on the chin Right As we've kind of talked about Right It's like Brady Hoke To get back to college football Brady Hoke from Michigan He just kind of wanders the sideline Doesn't have a headset on Doesn't have anything in his hands He looks like a drunken P.E. teacher And I know I look in the mirror Every morning And see a drunken P.E. teacher He just kind of wanders around You know At the end of the game I thought it was hilarious He looked like a drunken uncle At a wedding Talking to A bridesmaid That is actually being nice to him When he's talking to Heather Cox At the end of the game He just had this creepy look On his face Staring at her I like Brady Hoke though I think he's gonna get Michigan Back to being a powerhouse Wearing number 98 Devin Gardner The team that could easily Win the Big Ten this year Alright looking at the games That I picked last week Five and three wins and losses Two and six against the spread That's why I don't gamble Big games for next week We got Pat's Jets On Thursday night Any other marquee matchups You know of Lurk For next week Well We have Jacksonville and Raiders Basically they're gonna be playing For the number one pick In the NFL draft This coming year You're throwing the towel already You think It's gonna be the top three Four right Yeah we're gonna be competing for it I mean Again We played fantastic today And I did not see that coming And if I am wrong next week I'll be happy to be wrong But I don't really see a lot of Bright side on our Raiders Well there's We're getting back to Talking about earlier You wouldn't take Teddy Bridgewater Teddy Bridgewater You would take what Clowney Who knows It's still early right Well right now Yeah again Well now we're talking Hypotheticals Hypotheticals I get it right What am I Future right I don't want to talk about The future I tell you I watched Clowney play This weekend And he gets a lot of hype ESPN shamelessly Put up that sign At a Baptist church In Georgia Did you see that It said Dear God How do we block Clowney Hey boy I like Clowney though Who know I like best about him He comes out of a Four point stance The whole South Carolina D line Comes out of a Four point stance I've always been a big fan Of four point stance It forces a guy To get low And I think It's a good thing It's a good thing Well and The thing is too It's You're really committing To what you're going to do I mean Coming forward Yeah We're going forward That's You know I'm plugging this gap Or you're getting your ass kicked One of the two Yeah You're coming forward I like Clowney If I was a team That needed a quarterback Which most of the top five Pick teams That didn't talk five I would take Teddy Bridgewater All day every day But I don't think You could do wrong With Clowney I don't think He'll be dominant I think he'll be good I think he'll have A Mario Williams type career He'll have a year or two You know 14, 15 sacks Guy's got one of the first Quickest first steps I've ever seen Well I'm running out of time here It brings us to A section of the show I like to call Spirals I'll give you the first spiral This week Lurk Go Alright Alright You know what I'm going to throw a lob out On A softball Let me read it Let me read it Let me read it Let me rephrase that I'm going to throw a lob Out to you coach Okay After years of going undrafted I was named The 2008 AP Defensive player of the year After courting 16 sacks James Harrison Very good Catch for you First NFL quarterback Ever To throw for 30 touchdowns And less than 10 interceptions In one season It was within the last 10 years Donovan Gnab Alright Good for you Good for you Look at this We're snagging The hands being displayed Coach I think I caught you off guard On that one Yeah Right back at me Come on Go Alright Alright Well Let's see here My next one's going to be A little bit tougher This next one is An NBA coaching legend He's a current GM But he was also Drafted by the Dallas Cowboys As a wide receiver An NBA coaching legend He's also a GM He is Current GM Don Nelson Don Nelson New I'll give you a second guess This is a 1967 Drafted by the Dallas Cowboys Kiki Vanduwe New I don't know Pat Riley Really? Yes Out of Schenectady, New York A Schenectadian I worked at Union College Schenectady's son Pat Riley Coming right back at ya Most consecutive Past completions Over the course of two games What quarterback Had the most consecutive Past completions Over the course of two games? I'm going to have to go With my home team Not hometown hero But one of my hometown boys In Rich Cannon Donovan McNabb You never learn, do you? Touche Donovan McNabb 24 For the Giants Played against the Giants At Green Bay Over the course of two games Donovan McNabb My next answer Is going to be Irving Fryer Donovan McNabb Had 24 consecutive completions Over the course of two games Should be in the Hall of Fame In my opinion He still has He'll be up for it He gets a bad rep I don't know Bernard Hopkins Always talks messily On him A lot of people talk Mess on him Owens talks crap on him I just think a lot of people I don't think his attitude Was accepted His I'm just going to be happy To be here attitude I don't think that was Really accepted by a lot of Haters everywhere Go Last spiral Go Alright In 2004 At the age of 31 I became the oldest player In NFL history To lead in rushing And winning a title By a one yard Over Sean Alexander And I'm going to 2004 2004 Won a title Come on coach 2004 buddy Corey Dillon Curtis Martin Curtis Martin Came right back at me Yeah I did I mean that's I mean I'm not even Eagles fan So getting Donovan McNabb Wrong is horrible It's been fun Glad the season's Glad the season's here Follow us on Twitter At High Yards LA You can also get us On iTunes At High Yards LA What's the Facebook Quick go Nothing yet That's why I pay you The big bucks Lurk I'm the coach This is Lurk We're out See you next week Next week on The Bigger This is Eddie Solis Producer and host Of Los Angeles Nisa Make sure you listen To the show live Every Monday night 9pm to 11pm Pacific Standard Time At skidrowstudios.com And make sure you download The skidrowstudios app For your iPhone Hello I'm Julianne Good The host of Psych One on One Live on Mondays From 7 to 8pm Pacific Standard Time Every week I talk With psychology experts As we explore the issues That matter to you Anything from Reducing anxiety To getting better Z's At night Call in At 800-893-9562 To ask us questions And give us your opinions We'd love you to join us We're here to make Psychology understandable And give you The information you need To make your life better And if you can't listen live Our shows are also archived And available for downloading From iTunes And we're at www.skidrowstudios.com Join us please Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá Let's make cá cá