German guests Sandra and Kiki, wrestling and beer games

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, yeah. Welcome to the Adam O podcast, boys and girls. Well, guess what? We have some very special guests from the motherland today. That's right. The motherland. Yep. Guess what? they're from the motherland motherfuckers all right guys check it out they're from germany they're fucking hot and i don't know how i got them on my show because i like to get into where i get my guests which you never hear on national radio uh you never ask you know howard stern never says where he gets his guests of course he's howard stern but guess what motherfuckers i got my guests from hollywood boulevard hollywood boulevard i was walking down the street and of course i have charm and charisma and a little belly and afro and you know i like to go up to girls like a 70s swagger and go hey hey hey and they're like are you always this hyper i was like oh my gosh i'll instantly have a boner okay sorry so um so we're with we're with we're with germany right now some of the hottest girls in germany and we're gonna get into what they do in a second i'm adam o and let's introduce my guests right in front of me we have the lovely the most amazing beautiful woman on planet earth and we're gonna find out what she does momentarily her name is sandra hi sandra hello guys and next to her is her friend kiki hi adam is that really your voice kiki yes oh wow a lot of snitchel oh so what do you guys eat for like breakfast fruits a lot of fruits and muesli and cereals well and right now the hotel we're saying they only have pancakes so we eat a lot of pancakes really and what brings you out to hollywood guys actually we're on vacation you're on vacation trying to be the next big thing yeah really well we pretend it's vacation but actually yeah we chose hollywood so so do a lot of dudes like you here in the states yeah i guess so i mean you just yeah so when you first saw me what did you think when i asked you to be on my radio show with me yeah i was like oh my god i'm gonna be on the radio show without knowing me i'm a stranger i'm offering you candy yeah i mean weird what yeah he's kidding so in germany when a guy goes up to you and asks you hey you want to be in this movie what what exactly goes through your mind well yeah i guess um why not and so i mean we're we're here we're in hollywood no one knows us so tell us about these movies that you're in and tell us exactly like if you don't mind we're doing a travel travel And tell us exactly, like, if you don't mind, what exactly takes place when, you know, you just say, why not, for the money? Or does it please you? I think it's both. Holy shit. Really? So, Kiki, you seem more of the natural one. I am, yeah. So how do you feel about Americans with fake tits? Everybody can do whatever he wants to do. So if they want fake tits, they can make fake tits. So are yours real? Mine's all real. Really? I just wanted to say, how do you know ours are real? Well, we're going to see them momentarily. Just hang tight, sweethearts from Germany. I love you. This is the Adamo Podcast. You're listening to Skid Row Studios. And I have two of the hottest, could I say this word, ladies? Two of the hottest, I want to say the B word, but that sounds really wrong, right? You can do that. Okay, see? You're cracking me open. You're making me loose. Some of the hottest bitches in L.A. Oh, my God. I love little sluts. Okay, so we're moving right along. So tell us, Kiki, how old are you? I am 30. You're 30 years old. Holy shit. Is that too old to be in the industry you're in? No, not at all. Really? No. I'm just getting, it's getting better and better. You're joking me. No, I'm not joking you. Have you heard of a vortex or a volcano? Pardon? Okay. What about you? What about you, lovely? My age? Your age. How old are you? Well, I turn 28 tomorrow. You're old as fuck. Really? Yeah. For that industry? Yeah. You're a kid. In America, you have to be like 16. I know. I mean, look at her. Okay. And you're natural. You're gorgeous. She gets prettier and prettier every day, so. Now, do you guys ever make out? The two of us? Of course. Well, we. No comment on that. No comment. No comment. So, do you like older guys or younger guys? Well, there was a time. I mean, the guys that you're with, are they older or younger? In all these scenes in the movies, are they older or younger? Currently. They're 30. They're the same age. Right now, it's the same age. Really? Yeah. Currently, it's a little older, yeah. But in former times. Now, the first thing you said to me, you asked me if I'm rich. Does money really speak to you in the way of? Yeah. Of your industry? Is that something that really makes you want the job? Or is it something that's in your heart that says, this is what I'm supposed to be doing? Somebody got to pay your bills. So money also, it's important. Really? But yeah, it's most of all, it's the passion. Nice. The passion of the. Of acting. The passion of the. Of the cock. We really ask you, was it the first thing we ask you if you're rich? I'm filthy rich. Maybe. Filthy rich, yeah. Don't you understand, ladies, this is Skid Row Studios. What do you think about Skid Row Studios? This is your first radio show. It is. It is. And explain. Tell everybody. What does Skid Row Studios mean to you? What does it look like? It looks great. Does it look better than the studios that you do your movies in? Yeah, much better. You're kidding me. I mean, we're in Hollywood. So you're kidding me. Of course. This is downtown LA. It's a big difference from Hollywood. Tell the Germans, what would a scene, like where would the scene take place in this studio? In this studio? Yeah. Well, we haven't seen that much. Maybe right here. I haven't seen that much either. I want to see some more. So who's taller between the two of you? Let's see. Let's have a height contest. I'm guessing Kiki's taller than you. Yeah, she's a little taller. A little taller than you. Why don't you guys stand up and let's see who's taller. Show the listeners how tall you are. Stand up. Let's see. Now we can do that. Okay. So this is a real, these are real German bodies right here. There's not American. They're not fake. They're standing back to back like the movie Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. This is absolutely epic. Is this how you guys pose on the box covers of your movies? Yes, sure. Show us how you pose on the box covers of your movie, Kiki. Don't sit yet, please. Where is the web camera? There's no web camera, actually. Absolutely nothing. Unfortunately, not yet. Yeah. We're going to do it next season. Well, just pretend. So show us the sexiest pose that you've ever done for a box cover of your movies right now. Okay. It was like this. How was it? It's called the schnitzel do-roo. Should I do something too? Like this? That's almost like, okay. Really? Do you know what? Holy shit. Really? Could I see? No, no, no. Don't be shy. Are we not? We're not? You're not shy at all. Okay. We still got 50 minutes. Okay. You're right. Sit down. I'm going to do a little schnitzel here. I like this. So let's talk about your experience in Hollywood so far. We touched upon that, but let's go back to that. So what happened so far when you got here to this point? Well, we arrived two days ago and we met this guy. Of course. We made this guided tour. Was he a big black guy? No, he was not a big black guy. Was he a big Jewish guy? He was. Was this guy wearing a suit? Yeah. Pretending to be a professor. That was quite fun. Really? Yeah. Nice. Well, okay. Go on. So did this guy, you know, did he eat the schnitzel? No, he didn't. Did you want him to eat the schnitzel? I guess. You're kidding me. How does the schnitzel taste? Well, you haven't tried. I'm going to try. Oh, babe. Well, we can make you some schnitzel. It's no problem. Really? Yeah. And also like- Is that like scatology? Where? I don't know. It's called scatology. Where we get to taste it from the flesh. Is that what it's called? I don't know. Not scatology. All the guys understand German, right? All the Americans speak German. No one here understands a word you're saying, sweetheart. Okay. You're on the radio. I'm sweating bullets here. Okay. with two international girls that actually, I think you understood me when I said that. Let us introduce you to Käsespätzle. You know that? It's way much better than Schnitzel. It's very much better than Schnitzel. Really? So I'm gonna take off my jacket now, do you mind? Yeah, I'm getting warm. I'm getting warm too. Why don't we all take off a layer? Yeah. All right, let's all take off a layer. All right. Close, okay. Oh, so you're rolling up your sleeve. This is like strip poker. It's like, yeah, same thing. So classy in Germany. They're not fake. I love it. Not just your tits. I'm talking about your whole presence, your body. You're classy. Yeah, it's almost like a high class hooker. It's great. Yes. Is that- Thank you very much. You're welcome. Prince Charming. Prince Charming. Oh guys, this is great. So Kiki. Kiki, what turns you on? On radio? On radio? On radio? On radio? On radio? On radio? On radio? On radio? On radio? On radio? On radio? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. On radio? On radio. I like Roxette. And I like Joy Division. Really? Yeah, I like it. Amazing. So you like Joy Division or Roxette? Sandra, and you? What turns you on? What do you mean exactly by what turns... Nerds, actually. Nerds? Nerds. Okay, so do you have a real job or are you just quote-unquote an actor? I'm actually an actor, yeah. Sure. Sure. Okay, so do you have a real job or is it just acting? I mean, do you... Right now, it is just acting, yeah. I mean, I studied something, but... Now, are your parents happy with you, with the career you chose, or do they not know? Of course they know. Yeah, they're happy. Really? Yeah. And your dad really likes it? I think so. You think so? Why shouldn't her dad like it? Do you like her dad, Kiki? I love her dad, yeah. Have you guys ever touched? Yeah, our hands touched, yeah. And sometimes we even hugged. Really? Really. His name is Heinz. Heinz. You know the ketchup? I know the ketchup. Same name. Very, very cool. Very cool. So what's the rest of your plans here? What do you want from Hollywood? Well, so far... So far, we are not here for business. We are just on vacation, but... We don't know how we ended up here, actually. It's pretty funny. That wasn't planned. You often get things if you don't expect them to come. This is like... Sure, sure. That's what dreams... I mean, that happens a lot in my dreams. I don't expect things to come, and they come all the time. Yeah, we were just looking for some riches, guys, actually. That's why we went to Berry Hills. You know, the studio chief is right behind you, and he's actually... This is his studio. It's his studio. So, I mean, I'm not saying he's rich. I don't want to put him on the spot, but, you know, when you own a studio, you got money. So is that what you're looking for? You want a sugar daddy? That's why we're here. Okay, and that's what you said to me first off. That's kind of... I don't like that. I'd rather... See, that defeats the whole purpose of the fake boobs of the American girls. They're just stupid sluts. You guys are kind of smart and figured out. You really want money, don't you? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Really? And what would you do for money? We would do a lot for money. Have you ever heard of Teens for Cash? It's a website. I know. No, no, no. It's a great one. Like yesterday, we went to Berry Hills, and there was this... Berry Hills? Rock. There was this... The rock. I guess everyone knows the rock. Really? Tell us about this rock. Yeah, there was... There was this rock. This really, like, nice rock. Where was this at? I think it was, like, yeah, one street in Berry Hills, like Hugh Hefner's... So you went to Hugh Hefner's mansion yesterday? Yeah, we went there. Holy shit, really? What does Hugh want from you guys? This is getting good. We were told that if we talk to the rock, we may become Playboy bunnies. So you want to be a Playboy bunny? Of course. Everyone wants... You're much better off in Germany. I mean, people are mature in that business. They're actually figured out, and they even have such things as older women that still continue on. And they make money. Here, if you're an older woman, it's a novelty. You get paid once, and you're done. He has no idea. He doesn't, right? You think we're too old? I think you're actually a little too old. Yeah? Yeah. To become a Playboy bunny. I don't think you have what it takes to be a bunny. Why not? I mean... It's rude. Well, I mean, I've seen too much yet, you know? Yeah, I know. I mean, you know, show me a little bit, and I'll go slow. Okay, you still got 44 minutes. Yeah, we do. And I have 40 minutes before I get wet. Okay, so... Tell us exactly your hometown. How many guys have you been with since you were born? Since I was born. How many dudes... I can't tell you that. That's pretty private. Is it pretty private? Yeah, my dad might listen, so I can't tell you that. Dad is not listening, sweetheart. He'll never find this. No. You know what? Women always say it was one, two, or three. Yeah. Never more. Have you guys ever had a threesome? It's so private. It's no comment on that either. No comment on that. No comment on that? No. What are you guys, like spies from Germany? Yeah, kind of. You're a spy. Well, we lived together for a while, so we're not gonna answer these questions. You can just, like... Listen, I didn't have you on this show not to answer these questions. You're on the Adamo podcast for a reason, all right? So I mean that, sincerely. So answer the questions. Did you have one? Have I had a threesome? Never. Never even been with a chick. I've never been with anybody, dude. I'm a fucking desperate old man. What, does it matter? Do you want to be with me? I would love for you to be my first one. Okay, like the two of us? Right here, we have a rug. Okay. It's downtown. You said this is like a glorious studio from what you're used to. A haystack. A haystack. Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel. Get all you want. No, okay, so I haven't had one, but I mean, we're still here for a couple of weeks. We still don't know where we go. We'll tell you where to go. That's not a problem. You've got to let me into you and let me get inside you. I'm serious. And just give me the keys, all right? And I will show you around this city. You promise me I can get inside you. Promise? No, you cannot get inside me. No, I'm not gonna promise you. I promise this. Kiki, why are you here? Yeah. Are you like the brains behind her? No, I'm not. I'm just... So, let's talk about passion. What does passion mean to you? Do you like to be spanked? What's spanked? I think it's spanked when someone is on your back. Can you show it what it means? Okay, I will. I mean, we have an idea. There we go. Thank you, Sandra. Now we're getting into it. Yes. Okay. Kiki, stand right around here. Come on. We have millions of viewers on this show. Tons of people calling. Come on. Stand right here. No. She can spank you. Okay, you spanked the shit out of me. Come on. Kiki, I'm desperate. Come on. You can show it. Yeah, show it yourself. All right. I'll show you. If I show you mine, will you show me yours? No. But just show me what spanking means. No. All right. Well, I need a demonstration, a volunteer. Yeah, you can be the volunteer and I show her what it means. Okay. Okay. Sure. I need to be on the air. Okay. Come over here. Yeah. Okay. Come over here. Okay. Now, I'm bending over. Yeah, you bend over. Now, just smack my ass. Okay. Ouch. German schnitzel. Now it's my turn to show her what a man spank. Stand right here. No. No. I'm scared. Don't be scared. Stand right here, please. You want to... No. I'm just gonna... My hand. I have a little hand. Thank you. All right. Give it a round of applause, boys and girls. This is called spanking with schnitzels. Come on. Right here. Spanking. Okay. Real quick. Okay. Real quick. Real quick. You have to bend over a little bit. Where's the camera? Wow. You have a perfect ass. They have a camera. I know that. Wow. There must be a camera. Okay. So I'm poor. Do you want a rich man to spank you? Wow. Amazing. Wow. Never gonna wash my hand. It's amazing. Kiki? Yeah? Do you approve? Do you now know what a spanking is? Yeah, I know what a spanking is. You live in the West, Kiki. It's not like you live in Eastern Ethiopia. No. You never heard of a spanking. No. And... You get spanked all the time. I don't. With pie on your face. What are you talking about? Well, do you know the German word for that? Tell us. You don't know it? It's... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . like a vacuum cleaner or not a vacuum cleaner like a water like a fireman so it gets all over her face okay then you shave your beard and when you do it you blow it on her face ah and you get all this hair on her face has that ever happened to you no what would it be called in germany weird we don't have a word for that we don't do that you don't do that no we don't do that no we do it all the time absolutely normal to us it's absolutely normal so i hear i hear german like like speaking of pornography german has a lot of uh twisted sister going on like kinky i mean this is america i'm being honest with you i met you on the street yesterday i could be honest right okay yeah but you you recognize us right i do recognize you yes that's that's why you but i mean germany is it like what's what's like a club in berlin is there like 14 sums some german right i don't speak any german at all does anybody here speak german here at skid row studios the engineer back here what's what's your name young man nick what do you what do you think about nick nick he's cute he's cute so you say you you approve how old is how old is nick nick how old is he put on your microphone and let's let's hear so nick's here at skid row studios you think nick's cute yes is he one of the boys that you do one of the one of the boys is he too young for you he's 26 years old nick say hello that's not too young i'm 26 years old 26 that's okay i'm still 27. you're still 27. yeah i think what's the day today actually today's the 14th no it's not 15. okay so i okay i turned 28 in two days not in one day really nick nick are you there all right he's putting on his headset so nick wait we're getting a phone call um yes how may i help you sir yes hello it's nice to talk to you today my name is wilton muff i'm very happy to get on this show it's very interesting for what you're trying to do here having these lovely i mean lovely lovely ladies that are there tonight uh you know i i basically am interested in this show because i just want to know uh seriously adam oh or you know maybe you can give me some tips on how how i can score with these two well i don't know if i can give you the tips but let's you guys have you ever talked to a a true Reddit red-hearted American before on the radio? Now's your chance. He wants to ask advice, questions, how to score with you guys. How old are you, sir? Well, I'd rather not give that out because, you know, I mean, oh, okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I really, okay, I'm 59. 59. Now, are you rich? Well, I wish I was, honestly, but I, I'm, I'm, I have enough money. I manufacture Merchants. Well, let's ask the ladies. The ladies, do you want to continue talking to this guy? And are you finding him interesting? Yeah, why not? Okay, so then why don't you guys speak to each other? What's his name? What's your name? Ask him. What's your name again? Well, my name is Wilford Muff. Wil... Wilford... Wilford... Okay. Uh, Wil... Wilford Muff. Wilford... Okay, where do you live? Wil... Wil... Wil... Okay, where do you live? I live in Reseda. Where is it exactly? It's a very nice place to live. I'm in the hills of Reseda. Okay. It's a nicer section than a lot of other places out there. And I have my manufacturing plant. And what I do is I manufacture Merkins, which is basically cleavage, you know, for vaginas. It fits the vagina just perfectly. And we've got to sometimes take measurements. So, you know, if you have that problem, I mean, you're... Well, let's ask the ladies, sir. If everybody has that problem, they can come to my shop. Let's lower the... Ladies, how do you feel about this? He's a vagina maker. A vagina. A vagina maker. Yeah. Yeah, but I didn't get what the problem is. Actually, it's pretty interesting to meet someone who makes vaginas. Well, you know, a lot of women are, you know, they're hairless down there. Okay. Good question, sir. Hold that thought, sir. Hold that thought. Hold that old mouth of yours. Okay. Speaking of hairless, shut up, sir. Are you hairless? Me? Shut the fuck up. Yeah, you. Not talking to you. Yeah, no, he's talking to you. No, no. He's in the... He's annoying me because he keeps talking over you. I'm asking the girls, son. Are you guys... No, I understand. Okay, would you shut up? Okay. Are you hairless? I can't tell you either. Are you hairless? I can't tell you. Adam, tell us about you. Dude, you want to see if I'm hairless? No, I don't want to see the... I'll show you if I'm hairless, okay? No. And if I show you my package, are you going to show me your vaginas? Yeah, sure. But... Yeah? Not... Why don't we force this some more? I'm still trying to figure out if you're joking. Oh, I'm not joking. Yeah, that's what I think. You're not joking. So I'm really careful. But I want to say that cleavage is my business. It's your business. They have some nice cleavage, sir. Huh? Okay, yeah. We actually... We actually got to move on because we were getting the interesting part with the intern here, Nick. I just want to say a few things. I want to say the German word for constipation is far from poopin'. And what do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? Tell us. A wienerschnitzel. A wienerschnitzel. I thought that was funny. I once wanted to be a comedian, but it didn't work out. So, you know, I'm just doing cleavage. Cleavage. Cleavage. Sorry again. Anyway, listen. Adamo, and thank you, girls. Well, thank you, sir. I apologize for yelling at you. Yeah, okay. Thank you. You're very welcome, sir. All right, all right. Thank you, sir. Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much. What a clever fellow. He makes tit, or he makes vaginas. That's a very interesting profession. Mm-hmm. Very interesting. Does he have any vagina makers in Germany? I guess so. I guess. Should be. There must be some, but I don't know them. You don't know any vagina makers? No, never met anyone. So, Kiki, how do you say your full name? Say your full name. Kiki. Kiki. My full name. What's your last name? Hanik. So, it's Kiki Hanik? Kiki Hanik. And it's Kirsten. And my real name is Kirsten. And your name, your full name? Sandra Ellis Brown. Sandra Ellis Brown. So, going back to our new intern here, Nick. Nick. So, let's see. So, does Nick have more of a... chance, you know, with you guys than me? That's a hard question. It's different. Nick, what do you think about these lovely young Germans? They're beautiful, nice young ladies. Yeah. I mean, what would you do with them, Nick? If we were to party after this show, what would you do with them? I don't know. Many things. What do you guys think about that? He said he'd do many things to you. Yeah. That's interesting. Really? Nick, continue. What are those many things that you would do to Sandra right here in front of me? Many things, dude? I don't know. I wouldn't even know where to start. Nick, keep it real, bro. Keep it real, bro. Keep it real. Keep it real. Tell her what you... Nick, tell us... I don't know, man. Tell her really what you would really do to Sandra right here. Sandra, look at him. He's a gentleman. He's a gentleman? Yeah, he is. How could you tell that? He actually is a gentleman. All right. There's a man next to him. What's this guy's story here? That's the homie. That's the homie. It's the homie whispering in the ear. Nick, tell her you'll eat her pussy. Yeah. That is what they're saying over here. I heard that. What happened? They're talking about... I'm sorry, ladies, but we have some perverts here. And do you... So what's going to happen after the show? Are we going to have some fun? Yeah, probably. There might still be some beer left. So, yeah. All right. And Kiki? Yeah. Hold on. I got to get that. Yeah. Hold on. It's quite all right. It's quite all right. So, yeah. That's Nick over there. That's Nick over there. Yeah. That's the intern Nick. Nick, thank you very much. Cute Nick. Thank you. Thank you very much. You're very, very welcome. So he's a gentleman. He is. So do you think I'm a jerk? So we're going to play a little game here. Are you guys ready for a game? What's the game? This is like a... We're going to pretend we're at the beer festival. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to have a beer festival in Munich every year. Yeah. What's it called? The Oktoberfest. Oktoberfest. We're going to pretend we're at Oktoberfest. Okay. In the middle of May. But then you have to stand on the table actually. Exactly. So we're going to have a drinking contest. Otherwise it's not the Oktoberfest. We're going to all chug these. All right. On the count of three. And the first one, the first one to finish, you know, gets to tell the next person what they want to do. All right. So it's kind of like fun. All right. So let's do it. Five. Six. All right. Ready? One. So if you lose, if you lose, the winner gets to tell the person who loses what to do. Okay. All right. All right. So one, two, three. Cheers. Wow. These schnitzels drink good beer. Holy shit. I guess you lost. All right. So I lost. Hey. I have to go pee. So what do you... I have to pee. I have to pee. Let's do another beer. Here. Let's do another beer. Because I'm a little slow. Here. Let's have a contest again. So Adam, you lost, actually. Okay. So what do you want me to do? What should he do? What should he do? Well, there's a webcam somewhere here. Are you sure? I don't know. You could take off your shoes. That would be a good start. You want my shoes off? Yeah. Take your shoes off. You got it. All right. All right. So can we all take off our shoes? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So can we all take off our shoes? Can we all take off our shoes? No, because you lost. Okay. So... So Oktoberfest. Yeah. So Oktoberfest. You want to pretend to be on the Oktoberfest? Well, no. I actually... What do you want to do? Yeah. What's the word for that in English? Rülpsen. It's a burp. It's a burp. What's it called in German? Rülpsen. Rülpsen. So do you have a boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend. You don't have... You have a boyfriend. You don't have a boyfriend. You don't have a boyfriend. You don't have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend. You don't have... You have a boyfriend? I have a boyfriend, yes. Really? I really do have, yeah. Does it matter... Does it bother him that you're overseas? No, I don't think so. So would you be able to... If you met a guy here, would you be able to have fun with him? No, I wouldn't want to. You wouldn't want to? No. And what about you, Sandra? Yeah. You could have some fun? I could. Really? I mean... Okay. How many of you guys back then... I don't know. How many of you back there want to have fun with Sandra? Okay. What's your... Can I have another beer? Of course you can. Let's do it. This shit's gone, eh? Let's do it. Nick says. All right. So, Sandra, I'm really... But I do have an affair, so... You have an affair? You have an affair? Yeah. What does that mean? Just tell us about your affair. Tell us about your affair. No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You might listen as well, so... No, maybe not. All right, guys. It looks like we're getting a visitor. I was just looking for more beer. No. That would have been the perfect porno right there. Like the guy that knocked... The pizza guy. I'm just looking for some more beer. So, Jeremy, which girl in front of me, which one would you really want to see give you a nice massage? A nice massage? Yeah. We'll start... They like gentlemen. A massage is good for anybody, man. Okay. Why am I the horny one here? Yeah, look, he's a gentleman as well. He's a gentleman. Oh, yes. I'm gentle. I'm a gentleman. Yeah. How long are you guys here? For one month. You're here for another month? Yeah. Not in LA. We still don't... We're still here for a month. We're still here for a month. We're still here for a month. We're still here for a month. We're still here for a month. We're still here for a month. We still don't know where to go. Don't know where to go. And you're looking for fame and fortune. Yeah. And the two places you're going to is LA and New York. Yeah, and in between, we got like three weeks and we still don't know where to go. Huh. The only places that matter in this country is LA and New York. The rest is just shit. Well, we heard about Portland. Oregon? Someone told us that it's a really nice place. It's nice. I like that. You're not going to get famous there. No. What do you think about San Francisco? I love San Francisco. I actually lived in San Francisco for three years. Really? Okay. Yeah. I lived in the Tenderloin, which is like the Skid Row area of San Francisco. So you wouldn't recommend it to us? Oh, yeah. San Francisco is a beautiful city. And if you're from Europe, people say that San Francisco is like a European city. So I would check it out. Yeah. It's cool. Yeah. We're going to do that. Do you girls smoke pot? Do you smoke marijuana? No, because I think I'm... What's that? Allergic? No, I'm not allergic. It's just I don't just never ever feel anything. No? No. I'm like resistant. Bingo. That is the game we're looking for. I think tonight is her lucky night to smoke pot. To smoke marijuana and feel something? We all smoke marijuana on the air. Yeah. All right. We don't... All right. Have you smoked? I don't have any. What's that? It just won't work with me. Really? Yeah. I went to Amsterdam. I went to Amsterdam, tried... Maybe you're not inhaling properly or something. Maybe there's an inhaling problem. Do you like marijuana? Do you like marijuana? Well, yeah, I tried it a couple of times, but... Yeah? Yeah. You girls seem very, very straight to be porn stars. Like you seem very nice and very conservative almost. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Why are we doing Reddit again? Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. Reddit again. I mean we just wanted to get on the show. So we told Adam that we are porn stars. Adam is innocent. That's the only way Adam would let you on the show is to say you're porn stars. They're useless. Wow, Adam. That makes me low. But it's true. Dude, come on. Alright. I've said I do an interesting show. It's provocative. And you guys say, are we porn stars? And so I believe you. You have tits the size of Miami. Come on. What would you think if they told you that? I just met them on the street. And they told you they were German porn stars. Yes. Amateurs. I would have asked for some proof. I would have asked for some movie titles. I would have asked for... I mean, German girls are into scat, right? Like that's what German girls are into, right? That's what I heard. That's the stereotype. Into what? What does it mean? That's... Can you show it? The two of you? Maybe? No. Just show it. I just went to the bathroom, so... I don't really have to go, but... Adam? Why don't we start with a little bit of like, getting them loose. You're doing a great job. Oh, right, right, right. What Adam told me was that two German porn stars were coming to the studio today, and they were going to take off all their clothes and make out with each other. That's what he told me. I never said the make out part. No, that's what he told us that it's usually happening. Oh, yeah. Adam has this uncanny ability to get women naked on this show. I don't know what it is. I actually... He brought a stripper here. Really? Yeah. And she gave me a really nice lap dance. She got completely naked. And it was nice. I mean, I thanked her for it. She was really cool about doing that. We can't compete with that. No? No, absolutely not. Oh, okay. I think you're lovely girls, and I'm glad you're here just to have fun. Adam set this kind of expectation, you know, like... I did set this expectation. Like, these girls are going to go down on each other. No, I did say that. You're right. I did. I did say that. I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean... But I'm fine with you chatting about... I mean, it's on radio anyway. No one's going to see it. Oh, no. Jeremy has a camera. I have a webcam right there. There's like 400 people watching on that webcam right now. 400. 400? Plus our friends, maybe. Yeah. Is your friends definitely listening? Have you talked to them? Well, we actually told them, we wrote them that they should call, but... Can we call them, actually? No. No, we can't call them. Because they're sleeping, that's the problem. It's 5.30 in the morning. Do your friends party a lot? Yeah. What's the big drug in Germany? Ecstasy? No. We don't need drugs. No, it's just alcohol. Just alcohol? Yeah. A whole lot of... Breakdance as well. Breakdancing? We breakdance a lot. You breakdance? We have a big breakdancing crew. Wow, you're in a breakdancing crew. A German female breakdancing crew. Not only females. Oh, okay. We have a name. What's your name? We call us Escalonian. Escalonian. The kingdom of Escalonian. Yeah. So show us and the people that are watching on the camera like a breakdance move. There you go. I want to see a breakdance move. Can you do like a head spin and shit like that? Um... I can kind of. Alright, go ahead and do a breakdance move. Me? Yeah, but look into that camera. Yeah. Okay, so I have to do it there. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, but it's kind of hard to do. No, you can take off your headset. Yeah, take off your headset and we'll kind of narrate it, you know. Alright. Wow. Yes. Wow. Jeremy, you're great. Okay. But can you do any breakdance moves that aren't on the floor? Looks like this actually. Whoa. Whoa. I want to take this and put this on a promotion. Wait, hold on. Hold on, you got to do it one more time because we got to get that on camera so we can put it up on the internets. Alright. Alright, one more. Hold on, give me a second. Alright, you ready? Tell me. Stand up. Wow, I'd love to wrestle with you. One, two, three. That's...wow, that is... That's breakdancing right there. You were breaking. Yeah. Pop locking and breaking and shit. And you know we practiced a lot together. Wow. Together. Yeah. It was a long way. Jeremy, I want to wrestle them. What do you think? You want to be the referee? Uh, yeah, sure. Alright. Are you familiar with wrestling, American wrestling? Oh, yes. I want to wrestle them. You be the referee. I want to wrestle you guys. Alright, go ahead. You guys ever wrestle? Like who? You and me. First one to put your...yeah, I'm gonna wrestle you. Okay, your turn. I'm wrestling you. Alright, so right... Whoa, this fucking mic's hot. You be the ref. Um... Hold on a sec. Alright, so Adam's taking his glasses off. He doesn't want to break his glasses. I don't want to lose my bra. It's okay. You're gonna lose it anyway. Alright, fine. Alright. I'm a little scared. So they're taking the stance. This is the standard wrestling stance, I believe. Should I start? Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna do a countdown. I'm a woman. One, two, three, wrestle. Adam, uh, she has him in a headlock. She's bringing him down to the ground. Um... Adam... Adam right now, I think, is winning. He's... Okay, she's turning it around. She's turning it around. She put him in the double choke hold. Uh... Okay, yeah. Adam, Adam, sweep the leg. Sweep the leg. Okay, I won. I won. Adam. I won. Okay, she won. Guys, he's exhausted now. I'm not exhausted. I just want to do this naked. Can you wrestle me naked? Adam, take off all your clothes right now. Go ahead. Start doing it. Alright, here we go. I'm doing it. Okay. Adam's gonna take off his clothes. He's taking off his shoes. I like your socks, Adam. Thank you very much. It's good socks. Good pair of socks. He's taking his pants off. Adam's pants are off. He's got pink, white... He's got pink, whitey tighties on. Sonia, where are you with the fucking camera? Alright, you gotta wrestle me now. I'll tell you what you meant. I'll do it next time. Adam is down to his socks and his underwear. He's got some really cute pink underwear on. Okay, we gotta not... You are the supermodel now. I wanna wrestle you. No, no, no. No, no, no. We're not wrestling anymore. That's not fair. New game. No, I wanna wrestle you naked. Yeah, it is. You are the supermodel now. Come on, be a supermodel. I don't wanna wrestle you. Just go ahead and wrestle him a little bit. I did already. Yeah. So it would be Kiki's turn. Fuckin' hell. Kiki, go ahead and do some wrestling. Kiki, Kiki, Kiki, Kiki, go ahead and wrestle him a little bit. Just a little. No, I don't know you that good that I... I'm a naked man. That's the thing. He is naked, actually. Oh, man. Well... I like the pink, dude. That's cool. Yeah, the pink is really good. Yeah. Dude, why don't you guys come over and wrestle? Let's all wrestle. Alright, what other games can we do? Alright, dude. Here we go. Oh, man. What? Oh. Oh, God. Okay, now he's getting dressed again. Oh, man. Thank you very much. May your time in America be a memorable one. It will. It will. We saw Adam naked. Yeah, you did. We did. We even took some pictures. Are you gonna go to Adamo's live performance? When is that, Adam? Sunday. Sunday? What's the live performance? See, the thing that you don't know is that Adam's actually a really big star. And Adam does these shows called the Adamo Breakfast Show. And he has huge stars coming to his show. Okay. When is that? It's on Sunday. It's on Sunday. Who's gonna be there? I heard Tenacious D is gonna be there. Tenacious D. Fucking Jack Black. You know who that is, right? Kyle Glass? Sure. Of course. No, I'm serious. Do you know who Jack Black is? He's a huge movie star here in America. And he's opening up Adamo's show. Like, Adamo's very connected in Hollywood. He is. Yeah. He had... Okay, so in America, there's a big huge comedy scene. There's this guy named Bob Odenkirk. Legendary. Legendary. He is the comedian's comedian. People respect this guy very much. Last Adamo show, he's hanging out with Bob Odenkirk. Like, what the fuck, you know? This guy is connected. He is. He really is. Okay. You should take him very seriously. He can make you a huge star. Well, you do. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you do. And when he gets naked, you should wrestle him. I'm just saying. Okay. Well, that's for the next time. Okay, okay. Well, that was words of wisdom. Thanks, Jeremy. Well, guys, if you're listening to this show, you're listening to this show right now. It kind of fell apart after we found out that they're not porn stars, and they're just two Germans. No, we are actresses. Okay, so if you're really not porn stars, and you tell me you're a porn star, and I'm gullible, because look at your bodies. How could I not think you're a porn star? Yeah, we know. Oh, man. Thanks for the letdown. However, what do you do in Germany? What do you really do for work? Yeah, we are actually, we are pretty popular actresses in Germany. Really? Yeah. You're not joking? No, we're not joking. I can't believe a word you're saying now. Okay, I don't care. You're actually... So you're really actresses in Germany? Yeah, we are. What are you acting in Germany? It would be the funniest thing in the world if you really were like the dirtiest porn stars ever, and you just fucked with me to the point where you got me in my underwear. You make me sweat on the air. And then you come back, and it's just ah, I'm losing my pinwheels. Alright, so what do you do? Like movies? Yeah, what movies do you do? Sitcoms, everything. You do sitcoms? Yeah, we have sitcoms in Germany as well. It's a pretty small scene in Germany. Yeah, but... What is Vicky? What is Wohngemeinschaft? We're just looking for a word. I mean, there was this one... I think it's called sitcom, isn't it? You're not a sitcom actor. I'm through with you ladies. You come on my show, you make me get in my underwear. You tell me you're a porn star from Germany. The sitcom is called Wieselgasse. You're giving yourself bad reputations. What is it called? Wieselgasse, it's called. Yeast and acid. Wieselgasse. It's called like that. It's a penthouse in Zurich. It's pretty cool. It's got this open fire, for example. I don't believe a word you're saying. There are just like six young people living there. All together. Some of them are working, some of them are studying. Well, I guess there is enough... Let's just down these beers. Do me a favor. We have ten minutes left. Let me just make out with you. Let's just make out. Yeah. We can make out? No. Why did you just say yeah and not no? Why are you asking? Because I want to make out with her on the radio. You owe me that. You kind of dicked my show around tonight. I want to make out with you. You want? I want to make out with you. I want to down this beer and I want to smack you. On the face with my lips. Can we do that? I mean, we're not... We're Germans. We're not easy girls. Yeah, I see that. Yeah, you see that. Do you have anything you want to talk about, Kiki? I don't know. I mean, this is your one time at a real radio show. And you're just saying, I don't know. And you totally lied to me. About the porn? About the porn? Why don't we have some fun? I mean, what's stopping you guys? I'm not trying to be a sexist pig or anything. Still our parents that may listen. Your parents will never hear this. You never know. This show is only on American radio. The rest of the world does not get this. The rest of the world doesn't have internet. Yeah, right. No, no, you don't understand. America... only wants their stuff in America. Haven't you heard Obama's new ruling pass? He wants to make this an isolated country. But we don't live in China. Yes, we don't. But that's what the internet now in America is about. To own our stuff. So the Germans and the French, they don't take our content from our radio. You're never going to hear this in Germany. So can we have some fun now? We have like eight minutes. It'll be epic. It'll be worth every single penny. It's gorgeous. What's stopping you? We don't know each other that well. Well, what would it take to know me that well? I mean, you saw my body. You saw my balls. I saw your body. That's true. You saw his bones? A little. I mean, I liked spanking you. That was the moment of my life. That was it. Okay. And the wrestling? The wrestling was great. Why don't you two wrestle? That'd be better. You don't need me. I'll be the referee. No. No. Let's have some fun. We're in two comfort zones. And why don't you guys wrestle? You're never going to get this opportunity again. I could deport you any minute now. We have this opportunity all the time. Bullshit. Yeah, we do. Sandra, I don't have my sports bra on. I can't wrestle without it. I can't wrestle without it. Yeah, we can't do that. We don't wear the right bras. That's fine. We're not wearing the right thing as bras. Maybe we should get back to this other guy. The one with the vaginas. So this isn't your thing? Making out together? Yeah. What do you mean? It's not your thing. You don't like it. Maybe not on radio. Fair enough. What's to drink? Some milk. Let's drink. Prost. Maybe someone else is going to call. No one's going to call, man. No one gives a shit. Because you're not doing anything interesting. They're not going to see it anyway. If you were doing something interesting, the show would have flowed like magic. No, it's awful. The momentum of the show has been choppy. Like a helicopter's wings. It's a chopper. Come on now. No one's going to see it. Exactly. It's for me. It's for me to go out and say I had a successful show. I have six minutes left. Don't leave me hanging. What do you want exactly? I want to make out with both of you and I want you guys to flash me. Yeah, exactly. I want one of you guys to flash me. What's flash? Show me your boobs. Yeah, sure. No. Okay? You know Adam. We did that yesterday to The Rock, but not again. You already did it yesterday. Alright, well if I can't get that, I want to make out with you. Uh-huh. Come on. Time's ticking. I want to kiss you. I don't want to do that. Come on. No. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving here. And I'm not letting you leave until you kiss me. This is a little creepy. Is this like how American girls are? No, this is not how American girls are. I guess so. This is how crazy people are when they want to kiss. Look at me. I'm going to make you grease. You'll make me grease? No. Seriously. Come on now. Nick, he agrees. He did just like, yeah, American girls. Wait, what about me? What about American girls? Yeah, you just agreed when I told Adam that or asked him if American girls are like that. Like easy girls. Wait, I'm not agreeing to anything. You're not agreeing to anything. No. You guys are the ones on the air right now. Exactly. Nick has nothing to say right now except be a gentleman. So, let's focus all on me right now. And let's get to the chase of things. I got the green light. Excuse me? I just got the green light from Jeremy. Oh yeah? There's some fucking bomb ass German girls in here. So, I'm not going to miss the opportunity, right? Well, let's see what you got to say. Well, you know the goal right now. The goal? The goal is not to let them leave? No, we want to have some fun. Alright, cool. Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. If you can save this, you can make us have fun. You know what? You will be the new champion. So, we got Sandra and Kiki, right? Right. Sandra and Kiki are absolutely the most gorgeous German women I've ever met in my life. The only German women you have. No, no, no. Trust and believe, bro. Adam, I'm from Massachusetts. I've met a lot of German women. And they don't look like this. No? It's a fucking lie. I don't think you're German, but I'll take your word for it. We can speak some more German if you want. Can you really? Yeah. Can you tell me something in German? I'm gonna ask you to say it. And I want you to translate it in German. Is that alright? It depends. Okay. Say this. Sing me a song. Sing me a song. What? Sing me a song. A song. A song. Okay. You ready? Mhm. I just wanna let you know That I Appreciate you In every single way Yeah, you're laughing. That I can Yeah Sandra, there is no one Laughter is good. There's no one like you That makes me wanna go out of my way And make sure That I can I can I can I can And make sure Every day is a special day So if there is anything you want No! Do not! I will give it to you Anything you need Anything you need I will give it to you Anything you ask Anything you ask Anything you ask Yeah I will give it to you Laughter is good, bro. All right, man. That was great. That was really great. That was great. Appreciate it. Much appreciated. No, no, no. That's really smooth, man. Thanks, Adam. I appreciate that. Yeah, that's great. Did you guys like that? Very much. Did you really? Yeah. So he has more of a... So you guys... So you love that? Yeah, I do. Oh, gosh. Okay, in one word, right? I'm going to ask you, how did that make you feel? Oh, my gosh. That's amazing. How did that make you... One word. Okay. No, no, no. Her. I asked her first. I mean, you're eager, but I'm going to wait on you. One word. Beruhigend. Huh? Beruhigend. What the fuck? What does that mean? All right. Well, that was brought to you by McDonald's. Yeah. Okay, what about you? This has been the Adamo podcast. It makes her wet, all right? Gänsehaut. Gänsehaut? Mm-hmm. What does Gänsehaut mean? It means I'm really super wet. Exactly. That's what it means. Adam. The translator. I love it. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're stealing my chicks. I'm not, bro. With your fucking high-pitched voice. All right? I don't respect that at all. Whoa, shit. That's fucked up, bro. But you know what? No, I mean, come on. No, the cool thing is, though... If I came on your show, and I started, you know, doing whatever I did tonight... Serenading. Serenading. Trying to wrestle women. You'd be pissed, right? I'd be fucking mad. When you come in, you're like, I got the present for you, baby. I mean, come on, man. But at the same time, bro, at the same time, it's about your show. It's about Skid Row Studios, and it's about Adam, bro. It's not about Adam. It's about Skid Row Studios. It's about these two German chicks. Okay. So why are you mad that I'm singing to them? Well, it's not that I'm mad that you're singing to them. It's just that, like, I'm a little jealous. Oh. Bro, I'm just singing here just for my sake, bro. He still wants to make out. That's all it is. All right. Well, I still want to make out. I have, like, no time left. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Please. Look at the countdown. The two of you could. No, no. I want to make it. You make. Hey, how about you make out with her, and I'll make out with Sandra. You two make out. All right. Let's do it. Yeah? Let's do it. Sandra, all right. I'm coming over. Come on. No. I'm singing you another song. All right. How about. All right. Can you make out with her? I will, but, like, I'm not going to force myself. All right. All right. You have, like, 30 seconds. Let's see if you guys can make out. 29, 28. Okay. All right. Here we go. Here we go. And countdown. Go. You don't got to make out. You don't got to make out. You just got to hold back. All right. Well, this has been a success. Thank you very much. We had the wonderful Sandra and Kiki from Germany. I'm Adam O. We'll see you next week. Stick around at the Echo this Sunday at 1 p.m. for the breakfast show with Adam O. This is Skid Row Studios, and it's been a pleasure to have an unsuccessful German podcast. But they were amazing. Thank you very much. We'll see you next week. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace.